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If I could sum up
the Pawnee Commons
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in one word, it would be:
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Dynamite.
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"Dynamite" stands for
daring, youth-friendly,
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natural, amazing, merry,
inviting,
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tourist attraction-y,
and eco-friendly.
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Thank you,
Councilwoman Knope--
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very, very thorough
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- and so many acronyms.
- I know. [Laughs]
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Councilman Jamm?
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Thank you, Bill.
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No, please,
everyone be seated.
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Let the record show
there was a standing ovation.
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- No, there wasn't.
- There was not.
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History will decide.
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My plan
for lot 48 is simple.
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But why read it
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when you can shove it
right in your face?
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I want to sell this lot
to Paunch Burger.
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Here's why.
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We make money.
They make money.
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They make burgers.
We eat burgers.
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Mmhmm.
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That's a win-win-win-win.
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Presentation over.
Jamm out.
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Oh, man.
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Are there curly fries?
I love their curly fries.
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Ann.
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Well, the planning commission
has a week to decide
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if they want a beautiful,
innovative community park
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or a bunch
of greasy lard bombs.
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I'm not editorializing.
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Paunch Burger's
number-one-selling burger
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is the greasy lard bomb.
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Just give me a hint as to
which way you guys are leaning.
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Off the record?
We're leaning towards Jamm.
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Why? You know my plan
is better for the community.
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Oh, it's way better,
but you're also short $50,000.
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We can't approve
an underfunded project.
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Hey, get the rest
of the money,
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you get your park.
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You only have a week.
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What are we going
to do, guys?
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How are we going
to get that money?
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Hey, come on.
Cheer up, little pups.
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Registering
for your wedding
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is the most important moment
of your lives.
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Love--
love fades away.
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But things...
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- Things are forever.
- That's beautiful.
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Did the Dalai Lama say that?
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Ooh!
A citrus reamer!
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Oh, this is the only way
to ream citrus.
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You're gonna need
two of these.
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I don't want
a citrus reamer.
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I don't want
any of this stuff.
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Look, all I want is
to be married to you
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and to somehow get $50,000.
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Hey, hang on.
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What if we register for the park
instead of the stuff?
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We could organize
a black-tie gala
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with food and music
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and maybe a silent auction
to raise money.
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Yeah,
and people could donate,
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or they could bid
to put their names
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on everything
in the park,
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like benches,
cobblestones,
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trees, ants, air.
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Right, some of that
is possible.
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- You are a genius. Let's go.
- Okay.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm really feeling
these sheets--very cozy.
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[Triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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I just want
to say thank you
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for all your hard work
this week.
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Give yourselves a hand.
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[Applause]
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But your applause
is premature.
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You just told us
to applaud.
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Well, if I told you to jump
off a bridge, would you do it?
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I hope so,
because the only way
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that this gala
is going to happen
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is if you do
everything I say.
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Tom, I need you
to contact
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three more food vendors
on this list,
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and they need to do it
for free.
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I'm omelet.
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Get it?
"I'm on it," "I'm omelet"?
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I get it, and I love it,
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but I don't have time
for food puns right now.
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Okay, I'm heading out.
Good-pie.
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[Laughs] Go.
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Gurt. Go-gurt.
I'm incredible.
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See you guys.
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Okay.
Donna, Jerry--
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[Siren wailing]
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Leslie!
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Leslie, we need you back
at the command center right now!
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We have a class-one
city emergency.
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Oh, my God.
Gayle.
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My girls!
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What's the emergency?
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Oh, this is just a drill,
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but I am having so much fun
pretending it's real.
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Are you kidding me?
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The disaster-preparedness people
picked today?
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Each year every city
in Indiana is reviewed
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by the Department
of Emergency Preparedness.
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And Pawnee has failed
12 years in a row.
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On last year's report,
they stated,
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"Every time it so much
as drizzles in Pawnee,
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"the town is in danger
of collapsing
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into Thunderdome-style,
post-apocalyptic mayhem."
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Okay, we don't know how long
Leslie's going to be gone,
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so let's just knock
some of this stuff off.
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Should someone
stop Jerry?
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Gayle!
[Groans]
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Eh, he'll figure it out
eventually.
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First, we do
the written exam,
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and then we do
the personality evaluation,
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which I feel like I'm gonna
nail, 'cause people always say,
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"But he's got
a great personality."
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Okay, quiz me.
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Okay, what does it mean
when an officer calls in a 3542?
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Assault and battery.
The way I remember that,
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I picture 35 a-salt shakers
and 42 batteries.
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Great. What is
the criminal code for arson?
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Arson is 533.
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You know how
I remember that?
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I picture 533
salt shakers and batteries
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lighting a building
on fire.
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Oh, I'm nervous.
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Babe, look at me.
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You are going
to pass this test,
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and you are going
to become a cop.
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And if you don't,
I'll just divorce you
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and marry someone else
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and then cheat on them
with you.
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[Chuckling]
Aw, that's so sweet.
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Also, I got you
a lucky charm.
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I found a dead rabbit
on the side of the road,
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and I cut its feet off
and made it into a lucky charm.
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Baby, you are so creepy.
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Thank you. I love it.
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Dwyer, you're up.
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My name
is Leonard Tchulm.
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I'm head
of the Indiana Department
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of Emergency Preparedness.
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And today
I'm going to bring
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death and destruction
to your town.
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I am Leslie Knope.
I am the Pawnee Emergency Czar.
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And this year, we are more
than prepared for your test,
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but, um, it just so happens,
today is a little inconvenient.
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Good, because
the best day for a drill
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is when it's inconvenient
for everyone.
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My mother is getting
a colonoscopy today.
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I'm not even sure there's
anyone there to drive her home,
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so we're all making sacrifices,
Ms. Knope.
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Well, I'm very sorry
to hear about your mother.
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Mm, we're not that close.
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Oh. Good.
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[Chuckles]
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Okay, volunteer victims,
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please put your
identification placards on now
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and go to your designated areas
throughout town.
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First Responders,
return to your stations,
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and the simulation
begins...
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N-n-n...
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Went past the zero.
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I got to wait till it goes...
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Okay, now.
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All right, officers,
bolt the doors.
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We are officially
in lockdown mode.
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The doors will not open
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until Leonard announces
that this drill is complete.
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The most important event
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that I have ever organized
in my entire life
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is happening in eight hours,
and I am stuck in this room.
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This is a nightmare.
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Wait.
Maybe this is a nightmare.
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[Sighs]
Nope, can't fly away.
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This is real life.
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And now, I'm going to open
one of these ten envelopes at random
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to determine
your simulated disaster.
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[Envelope opening]
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Pawnee
has been hit by...
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A strain of avian flu.
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Yes! Avian flu!
Jackpot.
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This is a simple one, guys.
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Everybody
open their binders, okay?
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- "The Knope Protocol"?
- Uh, correction.
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That's "Mission Im-Pawnee-able:
Knope Protocol."
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Now, if everyone just
follows my instructions,
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we will ace this test, and
we will be done in 90 minutes.
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"Step one--
insert the DVD scenario."
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Hmm, what could be on this?
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Good evening,
this is Channel 4 lead anchor
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Willow Tremaine,
with breaking news.
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Avian flu has just
hit the town of Pawnee.
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We go live now
to St. Joseph's Medical Center
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for an update.
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[Italian accent]
Hello, my name is
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Donatella Breckinridge, M.D.
I graduated
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first in my class
from Harvard Medical School,
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so I know
what I'm talking about.
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This is the avian flu,
or we call "H5N1."
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Donna, are we on schedule
for the tent setup?
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The tables showed up,
which is good,
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but there are no chairs,
which is bad.
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Okay, well, get some chairs
from somewhere.
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Great leadership--
inspiring.
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Oh, God. Leslie was gonna
go on Pawnee Today
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- to promote the gala.
- I'll do it.
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No offense, Ron, but I don't
think you'd be great on TV.
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I can speak in full sentences,
and I won't cry.
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Fair point.
I did cry last time.
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Godspeed.
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Mmm! Smells amazing, Chef.
What you cooking?
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Little coq au vin?
Little bouillabaisse?
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You can stop
the ass-kissing, Haverford.
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I know why you're here.
I cannot do the gala.
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It doesn't make
business sense
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to cater something that big
for free.
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Please. If the gala
doesn't go perfectly,
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the lot could become
a Paunch Burger.
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Doesn't that offend your refined
Parisian sensibilities?
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I'm from Orlando.
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And I don't care
about the Paunch Burger.
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If it was another French
restaurant, maybe I'd worry.
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Hey!
Well, you know what?
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What? What?
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What you got for me?
Get out of my kitchen!
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Okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Pardon! Pardon!
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Hey,
can you hear me?
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Oh!
Leslie, you on the TV!
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Well,
you're on mine, Brett.
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- We're having a video conference.
- Oh, okay.
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Pawnee has been hit
with the avian flu.
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- Tight.
- No, this is bad news.
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I need everyone there
at Animal Control
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to eradicate
all the infected birds in town.
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"Kill all birds."
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- This is for the drill, right?
- Yes.
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But I'm actually gonna kill
these birds for real?
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No.
No, just pretend.
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Right. So how do I kill 'em--
like, with a gun?
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No.
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I could fill up a bathtub and
just drown 'em one at a time.
251
00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:49,858
Okay, let's forget
we ever talked.
252
00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:50,976
Got it. Kill 'em.
253
00:08:50,978 --> 00:08:53,061
Okay, casualty update--
only four dead,
254
00:08:53,063 --> 00:08:55,697
two of whom were already
gravely ill and brothers.
255
00:08:55,699 --> 00:08:57,348
That family
took a terrible hit.
256
00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:58,483
Well, that's great news.
257
00:08:58,485 --> 00:09:00,351
Not so fast.
I regret to inform you
258
00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:02,654
that someone in this room
has begun exhibiting symptoms--
259
00:09:02,656 --> 00:09:05,156
- Christopher Traeger.
- What?
260
00:09:05,158 --> 00:09:08,376
A few months ago, the thought
of an infectious disease,
261
00:09:08,378 --> 00:09:10,128
even hypothetical,
would have sent me
262
00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:12,196
careening
towards Bummerville,
263
00:09:12,198 --> 00:09:15,531
but now I am infected
with a killer virus,
264
00:09:16,553 --> 00:09:18,720
and I feel fine.
265
00:09:18,722 --> 00:09:20,055
Therapy!
266
00:09:20,057 --> 00:09:21,473
This is
highly irregular.
267
00:09:21,475 --> 00:09:23,207
We have followed protocol
to the letter.
268
00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:24,509
No, you did not.
269
00:09:24,511 --> 00:09:26,344
Unfortunately, no one contacted
the transit department
270
00:09:26,346 --> 00:09:27,479
to shut down bus service.
271
00:09:27,481 --> 00:09:30,214
So you rode a bus
with a contagious man,
272
00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,350
and he infected you
and 39 others.
273
00:09:32,352 --> 00:09:34,235
That is impossible.
I do not ride the bus.
274
00:09:34,237 --> 00:09:36,387
I ride my bicycle behind the bus
as a windbreak.
275
00:09:36,389 --> 00:09:38,056
Doesn't matter.
Prepare for the diarrhea.
276
00:09:38,058 --> 00:09:40,725
Okay, who was supposed to deal
with Transit?
277
00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:47,699
My bad, guys. That's my bad.
Chris, very sorry.
278
00:09:47,701 --> 00:09:49,067
Damn it, Jamm.
279
00:09:49,069 --> 00:09:50,902
I should've had animal control
kill you.
280
00:09:50,904 --> 00:09:52,904
- Oh, who you want me to kill?
- No one.
281
00:09:52,906 --> 00:09:54,238
I'll kill him...
282
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,591
As soon as I'm done
with these birds.
283
00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,726
Hello.
284
00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:01,561
I'm here for the interview
about tonight's gala.
285
00:10:01,598 --> 00:10:04,415
Yeah, listen, I'm a little
under the weather.
286
00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,084
I went on a booze cruise
last week.
287
00:10:06,586 --> 00:10:08,686
It just finished up
an hour ago.
288
00:10:08,688 --> 00:10:13,809
On a completely unrelated note,
I have horrible allergies.
289
00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:15,343
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah.
290
00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:17,862
But I do need
to promote this event.
291
00:10:17,864 --> 00:10:19,814
Don't worry about me.
I'm a true professional.
292
00:10:19,816 --> 00:10:21,682
The show must go on.
In five, four, three...
293
00:10:21,684 --> 00:10:23,151
Two...
294
00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:26,486
Hello.
I'm Joan Callamezzo.
295
00:10:26,873 --> 00:10:30,206
Today's show will not go on.
296
00:10:36,215 --> 00:10:38,066
It seems like her allergies
are kicking in.
297
00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:39,334
[Snores]
298
00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:41,669
My name is Ron Swanson.
299
00:10:41,671 --> 00:10:43,054
I am here to tell you
300
00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:46,040
about a black-tie gala
fund-raiser for Pawnee Commons
301
00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:47,175
happening tonight.
302
00:10:47,177 --> 00:10:49,911
All proceeds will go
toward building a park.
303
00:10:49,913 --> 00:10:51,746
It will be enjoyable.
[Snoring]
304
00:10:51,748 --> 00:10:53,681
Take a--
take a phone call.
305
00:10:53,683 --> 00:10:55,833
Now I will take your calls,
apparently.
306
00:10:55,835 --> 00:10:57,318
- [Snoring]
- Yes?
307
00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,020
Hey, Joan,
settle a bet for me.
308
00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:01,356
Who's the sexiest couple
in history?
309
00:11:01,358 --> 00:11:03,574
R-Patz and K-Stew,
or Bieber--
310
00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:05,693
[Dial tone]
311
00:11:05,695 --> 00:11:06,994
[Cell phone ringing]
312
00:11:06,996 --> 00:11:08,396
Hey, how's it going?
313
00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:11,731
Uh, well, this simulated
disaster is a total disaster.
314
00:11:11,835 --> 00:11:12,917
How are you?
315
00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:15,169
Ron subbed for you
on Pawnee Today.
316
00:11:15,171 --> 00:11:18,239
Ron who? Ron Swanson?
On television?
317
00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:20,875
You know we want
people to come, right?
318
00:11:20,877 --> 00:11:22,543
Donna still can't find
any chairs.
319
00:11:22,545 --> 00:11:23,795
We don't know where Jerry is.
320
00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:25,880
And now some firemen are using
321
00:11:25,882 --> 00:11:28,466
the lot as a triage center
for the emergency drill.
322
00:11:28,468 --> 00:11:30,101
Okay, here's what you do.
Listen to me caref--
323
00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,886
Attention.
Panic from the outbreak
324
00:11:31,888 --> 00:11:33,521
has overloaded
cell phone towers.
325
00:11:33,523 --> 00:11:35,473
Please deposit your phones
into this box.
326
00:11:35,475 --> 00:11:36,924
Oh, my God,
this drill will never end.
327
00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:38,609
- Okay, tell the firefighters...
- All phones.
328
00:11:38,611 --> 00:11:40,395
To set up triage
at the high school...
329
00:11:40,397 --> 00:11:41,529
- All phones.
- And then to--
330
00:11:41,531 --> 00:11:42,596
but I'm talking
to someone important.
331
00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:43,731
- All phones.
- Let me tell him
332
00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,316
something important.
Fix it, Ben! Fix it!
333
00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:46,484
Okay.
334
00:11:46,486 --> 00:11:48,536
What?
335
00:11:48,538 --> 00:11:51,372
I found one chair,
got a lead on a second.
336
00:11:51,374 --> 00:11:53,741
Keep me posted.
337
00:11:53,743 --> 00:11:55,609
So this test will determine
338
00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:57,712
whether you have
the right personality profile
339
00:11:57,714 --> 00:11:58,796
to be a police officer.
340
00:11:58,798 --> 00:12:00,832
Just to make sure
the machine is working,
341
00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,084
is your name Andy?
342
00:12:03,086 --> 00:12:05,253
I don't know
how to answer that.
343
00:12:05,255 --> 00:12:08,406
- A simple "yes" or "no."
- Well, everyone calls me Andy,
344
00:12:08,408 --> 00:12:10,808
but my full name is Andrew,
I think,
345
00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:13,144
so...
346
00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:14,896
No?
347
00:12:14,898 --> 00:12:16,630
Wait. Yes.
348
00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:17,965
Let's move on.
349
00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:20,067
Scenario--
a high-school-aged child
350
00:12:20,069 --> 00:12:21,936
asks to hold
your service revolver.
351
00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:22,937
What do you do?
352
00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:25,072
Yes, I give it to him.
353
00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:27,442
When I was a kid, I always
wanted to hold a cop's gun.
354
00:12:27,444 --> 00:12:30,144
To make that dream come true
for another kid--
355
00:12:30,146 --> 00:12:32,914
Well, that's what being a cop
is all about.
356
00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:35,649
Scenario--you pull a car over
for speeding.
357
00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:36,984
You find out
that it's your father.
358
00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:38,753
- How do you handle the situation?
- Ooh.
359
00:12:38,755 --> 00:12:42,088
Well, first,
I would be like,
360
00:12:42,158 --> 00:12:43,674
"Dad...
361
00:12:43,676 --> 00:12:45,843
"You're alive?
What the hell?
362
00:12:45,845 --> 00:12:48,262
Also, do you know
where my catcher's mitt is?"
363
00:12:48,264 --> 00:12:51,165
Shouldn't you be taking her
to lie down somewhere?
364
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,501
Oh, no. If she ever found out
that we took her off camera,
365
00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:54,835
we'd all be fired.
366
00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:57,021
So just, uh, keep taking calls.
You're doing great.
367
00:12:57,023 --> 00:12:58,189
Three, two...
368
00:12:58,191 --> 00:12:59,941
Hello, again.
369
00:12:59,943 --> 00:13:01,192
I'm Ron Swanson,
370
00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:03,227
and I am still taking
your calls--
371
00:13:03,229 --> 00:13:05,096
hopefully,
about tonight's gala.
372
00:13:05,098 --> 00:13:06,447
You're on the air.
373
00:13:06,449 --> 00:13:08,816
Hi, uh, what's wrong
with Joan?
374
00:13:08,818 --> 00:13:10,685
She has a bad hangover,
375
00:13:10,687 --> 00:13:12,987
which she is pretending
is allergies.
376
00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:14,489
Is she gonna be okay?
377
00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:16,974
Wouldn't know--
never been hungover.
378
00:13:16,976 --> 00:13:18,843
After I've had
too much whiskey,
379
00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:20,711
I cook myself
a large flank steak,
380
00:13:20,713 --> 00:13:22,113
pan-fried
in salted butter.
381
00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:23,881
I eat that,
put on a pair of wet socks,
382
00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:24,882
and go to sleep.
383
00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:27,084
- That works?
- It does.
384
00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:29,987
Please call now if you have
questions about tonight's gala
385
00:13:29,989 --> 00:13:32,690
or one of my other
interests--
386
00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:36,025
Woodworking,
uh, novels about tall ships,
387
00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:38,729
meat,
that sort of thing.
388
00:13:38,731 --> 00:13:41,182
I'm afraid
I have some very bad news.
389
00:13:41,184 --> 00:13:45,517
"I, Chris Traeger, after several
sustained hours of diarrhea,
390
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:48,222
"combined with violent coughing
and a devastating fever,
391
00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:50,724
"followed
by even more diarrhea,
392
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,910
have succumbed
to the avian flu."
393
00:13:54,246 --> 00:13:55,263
I'm dead.
394
00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:56,747
I got to say, Leonard,
it kind of feels
395
00:13:56,749 --> 00:13:58,249
like you're putting us
through the ringer here.
396
00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,368
Can you us an idea
how long this is gonna take?
397
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:01,586
Uh...
398
00:14:01,588 --> 00:14:03,004
Probably
six to eight more hours.
399
00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:05,172
- Eight more hours?
- Nine.
400
00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:06,841
Are all state emergency drills
this intensive?
401
00:14:06,843 --> 00:14:10,094
Oh, no, hardly ever.
Councilman Jamm requested it.
402
00:14:10,096 --> 00:14:11,429
Oh, really?
403
00:14:11,431 --> 00:14:13,214
Specifically asked
that the drill to be done today
404
00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:14,932
and said I should give you
everything I got.
405
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:16,050
Mmhmm.
406
00:14:16,052 --> 00:14:17,084
Guys! Come here.
407
00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:18,386
The game is rigged.
408
00:14:18,388 --> 00:14:20,187
Jamm invited Leonard here,
409
00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:22,423
and he screwed up the bus thing
on purpose to slow us down.
410
00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:24,609
It is with a heavy heart
that I say,
411
00:14:24,611 --> 00:14:26,444
"We have been jammed."
412
00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:28,262
God, that guy is the worst!
413
00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:31,315
Look, we are stuck in this room
until the drill is over.
414
00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:33,734
What are we gonna do?
The only thing we can do.
415
00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:36,454
In order
to save our park...
416
00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:39,240
We have to destroy
the entire town.
417
00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:41,363
Ladies and gentlemen,
418
00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:43,852
we are making some changes
to the Knope Protocol.
419
00:14:43,853 --> 00:14:46,916
Ann, how much flu vaccine
does the hospital still have?
420
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,086
Enough for 2,000 people.
421
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,788
Great. Why don't you tell
the hospital director
422
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,473
- to flush them down the toilet.
- You got it.
423
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,259
Chief Fugleberg, I want you
to order your officers
424
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:58,594
to find all the infected birds
in the area and perform CPR.
425
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,464
Sorry.
Won't they become infected?
426
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,682
That's a risk
we're gonna have to take.
427
00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:05,517
Our top priority is now
saving all the birds.
428
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,306
And you know what? Why don't we
just kick this up a notch?
429
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,192
Oh, no!
Pawnee has been hit with...
430
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,693
A tornado quake!
431
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,897
This is Ron.
Go ahead, caller.
432
00:15:15,899 --> 00:15:17,315
Hi.
433
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,318
My Yorkshire Terrier has chewed
up the legs on my kitchen table.
434
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,820
Is there a cheap way
to repair that?
435
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,238
Great question.
436
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,108
Take a walnut and rub it
into the legs of your table.
437
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,542
That'll mask the scratches.
438
00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:30,828
Next thing you want to do
is ditch the Terrier
439
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,580
and get yourself
a proper dog.
440
00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:34,765
Any dog under 50 pounds
is a cat,
441
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,066
and cats are pointless.
442
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,102
Come to the gala.
Next caller.
443
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,437
Grapes of Wrath, chocolate-chip
ice cream, and Johnny Cash.
444
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,425
Don't trust big banks
or small banks.
445
00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:47,061
Banks are Ponzi schemes
run by morons.
446
00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:49,630
Your house isn't haunted.
You're lonely.
447
00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:52,032
Whatever happened to,
"Hey, I have some apples.
448
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,984
Would you like to buy them?"
"Yes, thank you."
449
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,803
That's as complicated
as it should be
450
00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:57,721
to open a business
in this country.
451
00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:00,074
I've seen three movies
in my life--
452
00:16:00,076 --> 00:16:02,276
Bridge on the River Kwai,
Patton,
453
00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:04,595
and Herbie Fully Loaded.
454
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,597
My girlfriend's kids love it.
455
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,566
It's pretty funny.
456
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,601
Next caller.
457
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:13,671
Good morning.
458
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,873
And... it is a wrap.
459
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,991
Everyone in Pawnee
is dead.
460
00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:19,993
Including
Councilman Jamm.
461
00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:22,796
What?
No, no, you can't do that.
462
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:23,931
It says right there,
you're dead,
463
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,766
so is everyone
you care about.
464
00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,834
Oh, well,
joke's on you.
465
00:16:27,836 --> 00:16:29,803
I don't have anyone
I care about.
466
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:31,055
Ms. Knope, I'm afraid
467
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:33,307
I have to once again
give Pawnee a failing grade.
468
00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:36,026
This was bad--
Fort Wayne bad.
469
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,178
Bummer.
Thank you for your time.
470
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,563
I think we're done here.
471
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,283
I will see everyone at the gala,
and I will see you in hell.
472
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:44,952
Yeah, you're too late, Knope.
That lot is mine.
473
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:46,570
I can't hear you.
I'm a ghost.
474
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,873
Yeah, well, so am I,
so you can hear me!
475
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,190
Ghost jammed!
476
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:52,710
We got all the way
to Muncie
477
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,879
before we realized
that it was just a drill.
478
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,698
I mean, all I'm saying is
you could've called.
479
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,416
No one had your cell number, Big "J."
480
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,584
I find that hard to believe.
481
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,886
Oh, my God,
why is everyone standing around?
482
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,537
We have work to do.
Status report.
483
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:04,805
- Status report!
- Well--
484
00:17:04,807 --> 00:17:06,039
Nope, we don't have time for that.
485
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,374
We're gonna
have to postpone the gala,
486
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:08,875
but we can't, because
the deadline is tomorrow.
487
00:17:08,877 --> 00:17:10,811
Oh, my God, I destroyed
the entire town for nothing.
488
00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,879
Leslie, it's okay.
489
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:19,100
Oh, my God.
You did all this?
490
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,054
How did you get food?
491
00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:23,607
I had a classic stroke
of Haverford genius.
492
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,743
Who has the most to lose
from a new Paunch Burger?
493
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:26,877
Their competitors.
494
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,246
I got all the other
fast-food places in town
495
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,731
to donate food.
496
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,899
I know black tie and chicky
tenders isn't the best mix,
497
00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:35,035
- but--
- No, Tom, I love it.
498
00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:38,370
And more importantly, so will
all of our more ample citizens.
499
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,740
How did you
get the word out?
500
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:42,576
Well, Ron went on Joan's show
and kicked ass.
501
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:45,212
I also helped a child
perform a tracheotomy
502
00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:46,747
on his elderly uncle.
503
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:48,682
It's been
a very rewarding day.
504
00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:51,719
Also, I told the firemen they
should use the lot as triage
505
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:54,271
and then gave them
and all the dead and wounded
506
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,390
- two free drink tickets.
- Wow.
507
00:17:56,692 --> 00:17:59,725
This is great.
Thank you so much.
508
00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:01,779
Let's start the gala.
509
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,114
Oh, and thanks
for dressing up, Jerry.
510
00:18:08,102 --> 00:18:11,104
[Jazz music]
511
00:18:11,106 --> 00:18:14,439
♪
512
00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,210
- Hello, Chief Fugleberg.
- Hey.
513
00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:18,128
That's your buddy Andy Dwyer
over there, isn't it?
514
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,447
-Such a shame.
- Oh, no.
515
00:18:20,449 --> 00:18:22,616
- Did he fail his test?
- It's weird.
516
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:24,418
He got 100%
on his written test--
517
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,970
first guy in history
to do it--
518
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,455
but he failed
his personality examination.
519
00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:29,890
He's a sweet kid--
520
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:31,558
just doesn't have
what it takes to be a cop.
521
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,893
Oh, Andy.
522
00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:35,962
Too bad. He's certainly
something of a genius.
523
00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:38,265
We could use his brains
on the force.
524
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:40,707
Official police wrist lock.
You can't hit me. Try to hit me.
525
00:18:41,936 --> 00:18:43,771
Or here, no, try--
it's this hand.
526
00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:45,906
Wrist lock. Boom, too much pain,
you can't even hit me.
527
00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:47,307
Try to hit me.
528
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,026
If I had my gun, you wouldn't
try to hit me, though,
529
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,444
is the thing.
530
00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:53,146
Uh, if I could have
everyone's attention please?
531
00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:56,316
I am so happy to announce
that as of one minute ago,
532
00:18:56,318 --> 00:18:58,285
we have reached
our fund-raising goal.
533
00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:01,205
[Cheers and applause]
534
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:04,540
Every dollar spent here tonight
by you, the community,
535
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,327
will be poured right back
into this wonderful project.
536
00:19:07,329 --> 00:19:09,263
And speaking of community,
537
00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:12,332
I'd like to thank my community--
my friends.
538
00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:14,968
It's a lesson that I have
learned over and over again,
539
00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:16,169
but it bears repeating--
540
00:19:16,171 --> 00:19:17,838
No one achieves anything alone.
541
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,773
[Opening rock guitar chords]
542
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:21,975
Without further ado,
the best band in Pawnee--
543
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:22,976
Mouse Rat.
544
00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,778
[Cheers and applause]
545
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,846
♪ Park
546
00:19:25,848 --> 00:19:29,181
♪ we will build it,
the park ♪
547
00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:32,403
♪ it's not built yet,
the park ♪
548
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,738
♪ soon there will be a park
549
00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:37,541
Thank you.
[Cheers and applause]
550
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:38,909
♪ Park
551
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,244
I thought you should see
why Leslie tanked the drill.
552
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,365
Councilman Jamm used you
as a stalling tactic,
553
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:48,700
hoping it would kill
Leslie's park project.
554
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,138
If the test were any other day,
Leslie would have aced it.
555
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,556
I believe you.
556
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,392
Maybe I'll find my way back here
in a month for a re-do.
557
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,094
I appreciate it.
558
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,647
Have you ever thought
of being a sperm donor?
559
00:20:00,649 --> 00:20:01,849
I'm impotent.
560
00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:03,049
Yeah, I don't need
to know that.
561
00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:05,652
This is
the best wedding present ever.
562
00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:07,071
This is
the best night ever.
563
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,188
I wish we were getting married
tonight.
564
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:09,907
Well, we only have
three more months.
565
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,742
I can't wait
three more months.
566
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,578
God, I just hate the feeling
of not being married to you.
567
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,664
Well...
568
00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:20,999
Let's just do it, then.
569
00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:24,505
Let's get married...
Here, tonight.
570
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,590
I mean,
we're all in black tie.
571
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,925
We've got plenty of food
and entertainment...
572
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:32,262
And you did want to invite
the whole town
573
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,047
to the wedding, right?
574
00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:37,382
Leslie...
575
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,253
Let's get married...
Tonight.
576
00:20:40,255 --> 00:20:43,223
[Song ends,
cheers and applause]
577
00:20:43,455 --> 00:20:45,423
_
578
00:20:46,589 --> 00:20:48,269
Breaking news--
I've just been handed this.
579
00:20:48,807 --> 00:20:51,258
Pawnee has been hit
by a devastating earthquake.
580
00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:53,377
We go to our reporter, live,
581
00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:56,013
Winnifred Makepiece,
for the story. Winnifred?
582
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,983
Thanks, Jessica. I'm here
at the Pawnee Weather Center
583
00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:01,218
with celebrated geologist
Isabella Winchester.
584
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:03,554
Isabella, can you tell us more
about this killer earthquake?
585
00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:04,905
[British accent]
That's right, Winnifred,
586
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:07,458
the earthquake registered
an 8.5 on the Richter scale.
587
00:21:07,492 --> 00:21:09,059
That's correct.
It was a large one.
588
00:21:09,077 --> 00:21:10,845
Thank you so much,
everyone.
589
00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:13,164
From all of us here
at Channel 4 News,
590
00:21:13,198 --> 00:21:14,749
I'm Jessica Rabrit.
591
00:21:14,783 --> 00:21:17,868
Have a good evening
and be safe out there.
592
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:21,038
[Humming news theme]
593
00:21:22,403 --> 00:21:26,536
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