1 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:03,240 If I could sum up the Pawnee Commons 2 00:00:03,252 --> 00:00:05,370 in one word, it would be: 3 00:00:05,802 --> 00:00:07,170 Dynamite. 4 00:00:07,172 --> 00:00:10,240 "Dynamite" stands for daring, youth-friendly, 5 00:00:10,242 --> 00:00:12,742 natural, amazing, merry, inviting, 6 00:00:12,744 --> 00:00:15,912 tourist attraction-y, and eco-friendly. 7 00:00:15,914 --> 00:00:17,464 Thank you, Councilwoman Knope-- 8 00:00:17,466 --> 00:00:18,599 very, very thorough 9 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:20,851 - and so many acronyms. - I know. [Laughs] 10 00:00:20,853 --> 00:00:21,852 Councilman Jamm? 11 00:00:21,854 --> 00:00:22,853 Thank you, Bill. 12 00:00:22,855 --> 00:00:25,422 No, please, everyone be seated. 13 00:00:25,424 --> 00:00:28,757 Let the record show there was a standing ovation. 14 00:00:29,011 --> 00:00:30,510 - No, there wasn't. - There was not. 15 00:00:30,512 --> 00:00:31,628 History will decide. 16 00:00:31,630 --> 00:00:33,931 My plan for lot 48 is simple. 17 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:35,265 But why read it 18 00:00:35,267 --> 00:00:38,352 when you can shove it right in your face? 19 00:00:38,354 --> 00:00:39,653 I want to sell this lot to Paunch Burger. 20 00:00:39,655 --> 00:00:40,654 Here's why. 21 00:00:40,656 --> 00:00:42,138 We make money. They make money. 22 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:44,107 They make burgers. We eat burgers. 23 00:00:44,109 --> 00:00:45,108 Mmhmm. 24 00:00:45,110 --> 00:00:47,361 That's a win-win-win-win. 25 00:00:47,363 --> 00:00:49,246 Presentation over. Jamm out. 26 00:00:49,248 --> 00:00:50,480 Oh, man. 27 00:00:50,482 --> 00:00:52,532 Are there curly fries? I love their curly fries. 28 00:00:52,534 --> 00:00:54,150 Ann. 29 00:00:54,152 --> 00:00:56,086 Well, the planning commission has a week to decide 30 00:00:56,088 --> 00:00:59,089 if they want a beautiful, innovative community park 31 00:00:59,091 --> 00:01:01,208 or a bunch of greasy lard bombs. 32 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:02,509 I'm not editorializing. 33 00:01:02,511 --> 00:01:04,928 Paunch Burger's number-one-selling burger 34 00:01:04,930 --> 00:01:06,730 is the greasy lard bomb. 35 00:01:06,732 --> 00:01:09,049 Just give me a hint as to which way you guys are leaning. 36 00:01:09,051 --> 00:01:11,268 Off the record? We're leaning towards Jamm. 37 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,470 Why? You know my plan is better for the community. 38 00:01:13,472 --> 00:01:16,805 Oh, it's way better, but you're also short $50,000. 39 00:01:17,009 --> 00:01:19,109 We can't approve an underfunded project. 40 00:01:19,111 --> 00:01:20,510 Hey, get the rest of the money, 41 00:01:20,512 --> 00:01:22,012 you get your park. 42 00:01:22,014 --> 00:01:23,480 You only have a week. 43 00:01:23,482 --> 00:01:25,232 What are we going to do, guys? 44 00:01:25,234 --> 00:01:26,617 How are we going to get that money? 45 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:29,369 Hey, come on. Cheer up, little pups. 46 00:01:29,371 --> 00:01:30,537 Registering for your wedding 47 00:01:30,539 --> 00:01:32,155 is the most important moment of your lives. 48 00:01:32,157 --> 00:01:33,991 Love-- love fades away. 49 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:37,077 But things... 50 00:01:37,079 --> 00:01:38,912 - Things are forever. - That's beautiful. 51 00:01:38,914 --> 00:01:40,747 Did the Dalai Lama say that? 52 00:01:40,749 --> 00:01:43,583 Ooh! A citrus reamer! 53 00:01:43,585 --> 00:01:45,585 Oh, this is the only way to ream citrus. 54 00:01:45,587 --> 00:01:46,586 You're gonna need two of these. 55 00:01:46,588 --> 00:01:47,638 I don't want a citrus reamer. 56 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,039 I don't want any of this stuff. 57 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:51,541 Look, all I want is to be married to you 58 00:01:51,543 --> 00:01:54,511 and to somehow get $50,000. 59 00:01:54,513 --> 00:01:56,379 Hey, hang on. 60 00:01:56,381 --> 00:01:59,016 What if we register for the park instead of the stuff? 61 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:01,518 We could organize a black-tie gala 62 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,602 with food and music 63 00:02:02,604 --> 00:02:04,688 and maybe a silent auction to raise money. 64 00:02:04,690 --> 00:02:06,106 Yeah, and people could donate, 65 00:02:06,108 --> 00:02:07,607 or they could bid to put their names 66 00:02:07,609 --> 00:02:08,609 on everything in the park, 67 00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:10,243 like benches, cobblestones, 68 00:02:10,245 --> 00:02:11,778 trees, ants, air. 69 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:13,030 Right, some of that is possible. 70 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:14,665 - You are a genius. Let's go. - Okay. 71 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:15,832 Hey, guys. 72 00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:19,002 I'm really feeling these sheets--very cozy. 73 00:02:19,004 --> 00:02:22,005 [Triumphant music] 74 00:02:22,007 --> 00:02:26,340 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 75 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:40,857 I just want to say thank you 76 00:02:40,859 --> 00:02:42,309 for all your hard work this week. 77 00:02:42,311 --> 00:02:43,360 Give yourselves a hand. 78 00:02:43,362 --> 00:02:45,062 [Applause] 79 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:46,646 But your applause is premature. 80 00:02:46,648 --> 00:02:48,231 You just told us to applaud. 81 00:02:48,233 --> 00:02:50,367 Well, if I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? 82 00:02:50,369 --> 00:02:51,985 I hope so, because the only way 83 00:02:51,987 --> 00:02:53,120 that this gala is going to happen 84 00:02:53,122 --> 00:02:54,371 is if you do everything I say. 85 00:02:54,373 --> 00:02:55,872 Tom, I need you to contact 86 00:02:55,874 --> 00:02:57,407 three more food vendors on this list, 87 00:02:57,409 --> 00:02:58,658 and they need to do it for free. 88 00:02:58,660 --> 00:02:59,826 I'm omelet. 89 00:02:59,828 --> 00:03:00,911 Get it? "I'm on it," "I'm omelet"? 90 00:03:00,913 --> 00:03:02,129 I get it, and I love it, 91 00:03:02,131 --> 00:03:03,747 but I don't have time for food puns right now. 92 00:03:03,749 --> 00:03:04,831 Okay, I'm heading out. Good-pie. 93 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,166 [Laughs] Go. 94 00:03:06,168 --> 00:03:08,168 Gurt. Go-gurt. I'm incredible. 95 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:09,169 See you guys. 96 00:03:09,171 --> 00:03:10,170 Okay. Donna, Jerry-- 97 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:11,171 [Siren wailing] 98 00:03:11,173 --> 00:03:12,455 Leslie! 99 00:03:12,457 --> 00:03:14,591 Leslie, we need you back at the command center right now! 100 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:16,143 We have a class-one city emergency. 101 00:03:16,145 --> 00:03:17,761 Oh, my God. Gayle. 102 00:03:17,763 --> 00:03:19,429 My girls! 103 00:03:19,431 --> 00:03:20,564 What's the emergency? 104 00:03:20,566 --> 00:03:22,132 Oh, this is just a drill, 105 00:03:22,134 --> 00:03:23,967 but I am having so much fun pretending it's real. 106 00:03:23,969 --> 00:03:25,135 Are you kidding me? 107 00:03:25,137 --> 00:03:27,354 The disaster-preparedness people picked today? 108 00:03:27,356 --> 00:03:29,940 Each year every city in Indiana is reviewed 109 00:03:29,942 --> 00:03:32,075 by the Department of Emergency Preparedness. 110 00:03:32,077 --> 00:03:35,162 And Pawnee has failed 12 years in a row. 111 00:03:35,164 --> 00:03:37,614 On last year's report, they stated, 112 00:03:37,616 --> 00:03:40,417 "Every time it so much as drizzles in Pawnee, 113 00:03:40,419 --> 00:03:41,918 "the town is in danger of collapsing 114 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,337 into Thunderdome-style, post-apocalyptic mayhem." 115 00:03:44,339 --> 00:03:47,591 Okay, we don't know how long Leslie's going to be gone, 116 00:03:47,593 --> 00:03:50,127 so let's just knock some of this stuff off. 117 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:52,462 Should someone stop Jerry? 118 00:03:53,682 --> 00:03:55,849 Gayle! [Groans] 119 00:03:55,851 --> 00:03:59,002 Eh, he'll figure it out eventually. 120 00:03:59,004 --> 00:04:00,937 First, we do the written exam, 121 00:04:00,939 --> 00:04:03,356 and then we do the personality evaluation, 122 00:04:03,358 --> 00:04:05,942 which I feel like I'm gonna nail, 'cause people always say, 123 00:04:05,944 --> 00:04:08,061 "But he's got a great personality." 124 00:04:09,313 --> 00:04:11,148 Okay, quiz me. 125 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:14,483 Okay, what does it mean when an officer calls in a 3542? 126 00:04:14,686 --> 00:04:16,853 Assault and battery. The way I remember that, 127 00:04:16,855 --> 00:04:20,888 I picture 35 a-salt shakers and 42 batteries. 128 00:04:21,376 --> 00:04:23,693 Great. What is the criminal code for arson? 129 00:04:23,695 --> 00:04:24,995 Arson is 533. 130 00:04:24,997 --> 00:04:26,129 You know how I remember that? 131 00:04:26,131 --> 00:04:28,832 I picture 533 salt shakers and batteries 132 00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:30,133 lighting a building on fire. 133 00:04:30,135 --> 00:04:31,802 Oh, I'm nervous. 134 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,369 Babe, look at me. 135 00:04:33,371 --> 00:04:34,671 You are going to pass this test, 136 00:04:34,673 --> 00:04:36,006 and you are going to become a cop. 137 00:04:36,008 --> 00:04:38,508 And if you don't, I'll just divorce you 138 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:39,676 and marry someone else 139 00:04:39,678 --> 00:04:41,344 and then cheat on them with you. 140 00:04:41,346 --> 00:04:43,980 [Chuckling] Aw, that's so sweet. 141 00:04:43,982 --> 00:04:46,716 Also, I got you a lucky charm. 142 00:04:46,718 --> 00:04:48,101 I found a dead rabbit on the side of the road, 143 00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:50,270 and I cut its feet off and made it into a lucky charm. 144 00:04:50,272 --> 00:04:53,190 Baby, you are so creepy. 145 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:55,558 Thank you. I love it. 146 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,527 Dwyer, you're up. 147 00:04:57,929 --> 00:04:59,329 My name is Leonard Tchulm. 148 00:04:59,331 --> 00:05:00,664 I'm head of the Indiana Department 149 00:05:00,666 --> 00:05:02,699 of Emergency Preparedness. 150 00:05:02,701 --> 00:05:03,950 And today I'm going to bring 151 00:05:03,952 --> 00:05:05,702 death and destruction to your town. 152 00:05:06,204 --> 00:05:08,839 I am Leslie Knope. I am the Pawnee Emergency Czar. 153 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,924 And this year, we are more than prepared for your test, 154 00:05:10,926 --> 00:05:14,077 but, um, it just so happens, today is a little inconvenient. 155 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:15,795 Good, because the best day for a drill 156 00:05:15,797 --> 00:05:17,247 is when it's inconvenient for everyone. 157 00:05:17,249 --> 00:05:19,415 My mother is getting a colonoscopy today. 158 00:05:19,417 --> 00:05:21,601 I'm not even sure there's anyone there to drive her home, 159 00:05:21,603 --> 00:05:23,520 so we're all making sacrifices, Ms. Knope. 160 00:05:23,522 --> 00:05:25,355 Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother. 161 00:05:25,357 --> 00:05:27,057 Mm, we're not that close. 162 00:05:27,059 --> 00:05:28,558 Oh. Good. 163 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,560 [Chuckles] 164 00:05:29,561 --> 00:05:31,594 Okay, volunteer victims, 165 00:05:31,596 --> 00:05:33,596 please put your identification placards on now 166 00:05:33,598 --> 00:05:35,782 and go to your designated areas throughout town. 167 00:05:35,784 --> 00:05:37,617 First Responders, return to your stations, 168 00:05:37,619 --> 00:05:39,619 and the simulation begins... 169 00:05:39,621 --> 00:05:42,405 N-n-n... 170 00:05:45,209 --> 00:05:47,460 Went past the zero. 171 00:05:47,462 --> 00:05:50,046 I got to wait till it goes... 172 00:05:51,782 --> 00:05:52,799 Okay, now. 173 00:05:52,801 --> 00:05:54,450 All right, officers, bolt the doors. 174 00:05:54,452 --> 00:05:56,553 We are officially in lockdown mode. 175 00:05:56,555 --> 00:05:57,837 The doors will not open 176 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:00,423 until Leonard announces that this drill is complete. 177 00:06:00,425 --> 00:06:01,624 The most important event 178 00:06:01,626 --> 00:06:03,343 that I have ever organized in my entire life 179 00:06:03,345 --> 00:06:06,678 is happening in eight hours, and I am stuck in this room. 180 00:06:06,732 --> 00:06:09,132 This is a nightmare. 181 00:06:09,134 --> 00:06:12,152 Wait. Maybe this is a nightmare. 182 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:16,022 [Sighs] Nope, can't fly away. 183 00:06:16,024 --> 00:06:17,274 This is real life. 184 00:06:18,524 --> 00:06:21,274 And now, I'm going to open one of these ten envelopes at random 185 00:06:22,412 --> 00:06:24,112 to determine your simulated disaster. 186 00:06:24,164 --> 00:06:25,163 [Envelope opening] 187 00:06:25,165 --> 00:06:27,716 Pawnee has been hit by... 188 00:06:27,718 --> 00:06:29,000 A strain of avian flu. 189 00:06:29,002 --> 00:06:31,035 Yes! Avian flu! Jackpot. 190 00:06:31,037 --> 00:06:32,470 This is a simple one, guys. 191 00:06:32,472 --> 00:06:34,139 Everybody open their binders, okay? 192 00:06:34,141 --> 00:06:36,842 - "The Knope Protocol"? - Uh, correction. 193 00:06:36,844 --> 00:06:39,895 That's "Mission Im-Pawnee-able: Knope Protocol." 194 00:06:39,897 --> 00:06:42,013 Now, if everyone just follows my instructions, 195 00:06:42,015 --> 00:06:44,566 we will ace this test, and we will be done in 90 minutes. 196 00:06:44,568 --> 00:06:47,385 "Step one-- insert the DVD scenario." 197 00:06:47,387 --> 00:06:49,387 Hmm, what could be on this? 198 00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:51,556 Good evening, this is Channel 4 lead anchor 199 00:06:51,558 --> 00:06:52,891 Willow Tremaine, with breaking news. 200 00:06:52,893 --> 00:06:55,827 Avian flu has just hit the town of Pawnee. 201 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:58,196 We go live now to St. Joseph's Medical Center 202 00:06:58,198 --> 00:06:59,898 for an update. 203 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,032 [Italian accent] Hello, my name is 204 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:02,784 Donatella Breckinridge, M.D. I graduated 205 00:07:02,786 --> 00:07:04,587 first in my class from Harvard Medical School, 206 00:07:04,588 --> 00:07:05,737 so I know what I'm talking about. 207 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:08,874 This is the avian flu, or we call "H5N1." 208 00:07:08,876 --> 00:07:11,910 Donna, are we on schedule for the tent setup? 209 00:07:11,912 --> 00:07:13,929 The tables showed up, which is good, 210 00:07:13,931 --> 00:07:15,931 but there are no chairs, which is bad. 211 00:07:15,933 --> 00:07:19,266 Okay, well, get some chairs from somewhere. 212 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:22,637 Great leadership-- inspiring. 213 00:07:22,639 --> 00:07:25,190 Oh, God. Leslie was gonna go on Pawnee Today 214 00:07:25,192 --> 00:07:28,525 - to promote the gala. - I'll do it. 215 00:07:28,528 --> 00:07:31,196 No offense, Ron, but I don't think you'd be great on TV. 216 00:07:31,198 --> 00:07:33,865 I can speak in full sentences, and I won't cry. 217 00:07:34,367 --> 00:07:37,200 Fair point. I did cry last time. 218 00:07:37,204 --> 00:07:39,621 Godspeed. 219 00:07:39,623 --> 00:07:42,956 Mmm! Smells amazing, Chef. What you cooking? 220 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:45,243 Little coq au vin? Little bouillabaisse? 221 00:07:45,245 --> 00:07:47,579 You can stop the ass-kissing, Haverford. 222 00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:49,965 I know why you're here. I cannot do the gala. 223 00:07:49,967 --> 00:07:51,282 It doesn't make business sense 224 00:07:51,284 --> 00:07:52,801 to cater something that big for free. 225 00:07:52,803 --> 00:07:55,136 Please. If the gala doesn't go perfectly, 226 00:07:55,138 --> 00:07:56,638 the lot could become a Paunch Burger. 227 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,924 Doesn't that offend your refined Parisian sensibilities? 228 00:07:58,926 --> 00:08:00,475 I'm from Orlando. 229 00:08:00,477 --> 00:08:02,260 And I don't care about the Paunch Burger. 230 00:08:02,262 --> 00:08:05,595 If it was another French restaurant, maybe I'd worry. 231 00:08:07,566 --> 00:08:08,733 Hey! Well, you know what? 232 00:08:08,735 --> 00:08:10,435 What? What? 233 00:08:10,437 --> 00:08:12,303 What you got for me? Get out of my kitchen! 234 00:08:12,305 --> 00:08:13,521 Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. 235 00:08:13,523 --> 00:08:14,774 Pardon! Pardon! 236 00:08:15,776 --> 00:08:16,908 Hey, can you hear me? 237 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,977 Oh! Leslie, you on the TV! 238 00:08:18,979 --> 00:08:20,645 Well, you're on mine, Brett. 239 00:08:20,647 --> 00:08:23,114 - We're having a video conference. - Oh, okay. 240 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:25,116 Pawnee has been hit with the avian flu. 241 00:08:25,518 --> 00:08:27,619 - Tight. - No, this is bad news. 242 00:08:27,621 --> 00:08:29,454 I need everyone there at Animal Control 243 00:08:29,456 --> 00:08:32,257 to eradicate all the infected birds in town. 244 00:08:32,259 --> 00:08:35,176 "Kill all birds." 245 00:08:35,178 --> 00:08:37,345 - This is for the drill, right? - Yes. 246 00:08:37,347 --> 00:08:39,681 But I'm actually gonna kill these birds for real? 247 00:08:39,683 --> 00:08:41,549 No. No, just pretend. 248 00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:44,335 Right. So how do I kill 'em-- like, with a gun? 249 00:08:44,337 --> 00:08:45,837 No. 250 00:08:45,839 --> 00:08:47,939 I could fill up a bathtub and just drown 'em one at a time. 251 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:49,858 Okay, let's forget we ever talked. 252 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:50,976 Got it. Kill 'em. 253 00:08:50,978 --> 00:08:53,061 Okay, casualty update-- only four dead, 254 00:08:53,063 --> 00:08:55,697 two of whom were already gravely ill and brothers. 255 00:08:55,699 --> 00:08:57,348 That family took a terrible hit. 256 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:58,483 Well, that's great news. 257 00:08:58,485 --> 00:09:00,351 Not so fast. I regret to inform you 258 00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:02,654 that someone in this room has begun exhibiting symptoms-- 259 00:09:02,656 --> 00:09:05,156 - Christopher Traeger. - What? 260 00:09:05,158 --> 00:09:08,376 A few months ago, the thought of an infectious disease, 261 00:09:08,378 --> 00:09:10,128 even hypothetical, would have sent me 262 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:12,196 careening towards Bummerville, 263 00:09:12,198 --> 00:09:15,531 but now I am infected with a killer virus, 264 00:09:16,553 --> 00:09:18,720 and I feel fine. 265 00:09:18,722 --> 00:09:20,055 Therapy! 266 00:09:20,057 --> 00:09:21,473 This is highly irregular. 267 00:09:21,475 --> 00:09:23,207 We have followed protocol to the letter. 268 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:24,509 No, you did not. 269 00:09:24,511 --> 00:09:26,344 Unfortunately, no one contacted the transit department 270 00:09:26,346 --> 00:09:27,479 to shut down bus service. 271 00:09:27,481 --> 00:09:30,214 So you rode a bus with a contagious man, 272 00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,350 and he infected you and 39 others. 273 00:09:32,352 --> 00:09:34,235 That is impossible. I do not ride the bus. 274 00:09:34,237 --> 00:09:36,387 I ride my bicycle behind the bus as a windbreak. 275 00:09:36,389 --> 00:09:38,056 Doesn't matter. Prepare for the diarrhea. 276 00:09:38,058 --> 00:09:40,725 Okay, who was supposed to deal with Transit? 277 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:47,699 My bad, guys. That's my bad. Chris, very sorry. 278 00:09:47,701 --> 00:09:49,067 Damn it, Jamm. 279 00:09:49,069 --> 00:09:50,902 I should've had animal control kill you. 280 00:09:50,904 --> 00:09:52,904 - Oh, who you want me to kill? - No one. 281 00:09:52,906 --> 00:09:54,238 I'll kill him... 282 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,591 As soon as I'm done with these birds. 283 00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,726 Hello. 284 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:01,561 I'm here for the interview about tonight's gala. 285 00:10:01,598 --> 00:10:04,415 Yeah, listen, I'm a little under the weather. 286 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,084 I went on a booze cruise last week. 287 00:10:06,586 --> 00:10:08,686 It just finished up an hour ago. 288 00:10:08,688 --> 00:10:13,809 On a completely unrelated note, I have horrible allergies. 289 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:15,343 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah. 290 00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:17,862 But I do need to promote this event. 291 00:10:17,864 --> 00:10:19,814 Don't worry about me. I'm a true professional. 292 00:10:19,816 --> 00:10:21,682 The show must go on. In five, four, three... 293 00:10:21,684 --> 00:10:23,151 Two... 294 00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:26,486 Hello. I'm Joan Callamezzo. 295 00:10:26,873 --> 00:10:30,206 Today's show will not go on. 296 00:10:36,215 --> 00:10:38,066 It seems like her allergies are kicking in. 297 00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:39,334 [Snores] 298 00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:41,669 My name is Ron Swanson. 299 00:10:41,671 --> 00:10:43,054 I am here to tell you 300 00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:46,040 about a black-tie gala fund-raiser for Pawnee Commons 301 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:47,175 happening tonight. 302 00:10:47,177 --> 00:10:49,911 All proceeds will go toward building a park. 303 00:10:49,913 --> 00:10:51,746 It will be enjoyable. [Snoring] 304 00:10:51,748 --> 00:10:53,681 Take a-- take a phone call. 305 00:10:53,683 --> 00:10:55,833 Now I will take your calls, apparently. 306 00:10:55,835 --> 00:10:57,318 - [Snoring] - Yes? 307 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,020 Hey, Joan, settle a bet for me. 308 00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:01,356 Who's the sexiest couple in history? 309 00:11:01,358 --> 00:11:03,574 R-Patz and K-Stew, or Bieber-- 310 00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:05,693 [Dial tone] 311 00:11:05,695 --> 00:11:06,994 [Cell phone ringing] 312 00:11:06,996 --> 00:11:08,396 Hey, how's it going? 313 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:11,731 Uh, well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster. 314 00:11:11,835 --> 00:11:12,917 How are you? 315 00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:15,169 Ron subbed for you on Pawnee Today. 316 00:11:15,171 --> 00:11:18,239 Ron who? Ron Swanson? On television? 317 00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:20,875 You know we want people to come, right? 318 00:11:20,877 --> 00:11:22,543 Donna still can't find any chairs. 319 00:11:22,545 --> 00:11:23,795 We don't know where Jerry is. 320 00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:25,880 And now some firemen are using 321 00:11:25,882 --> 00:11:28,466 the lot as a triage center for the emergency drill. 322 00:11:28,468 --> 00:11:30,101 Okay, here's what you do. Listen to me caref-- 323 00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,886 Attention. Panic from the outbreak 324 00:11:31,888 --> 00:11:33,521 has overloaded cell phone towers. 325 00:11:33,523 --> 00:11:35,473 Please deposit your phones into this box. 326 00:11:35,475 --> 00:11:36,924 Oh, my God, this drill will never end. 327 00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:38,609 - Okay, tell the firefighters... - All phones. 328 00:11:38,611 --> 00:11:40,395 To set up triage at the high school... 329 00:11:40,397 --> 00:11:41,529 - All phones. - And then to-- 330 00:11:41,531 --> 00:11:42,596 but I'm talking to someone important. 331 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:43,731 - All phones. - Let me tell him 332 00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,316 something important. Fix it, Ben! Fix it! 333 00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:46,484 Okay. 334 00:11:46,486 --> 00:11:48,536 What? 335 00:11:48,538 --> 00:11:51,372 I found one chair, got a lead on a second. 336 00:11:51,374 --> 00:11:53,741 Keep me posted. 337 00:11:53,743 --> 00:11:55,609 So this test will determine 338 00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:57,712 whether you have the right personality profile 339 00:11:57,714 --> 00:11:58,796 to be a police officer. 340 00:11:58,798 --> 00:12:00,832 Just to make sure the machine is working, 341 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,084 is your name Andy? 342 00:12:03,086 --> 00:12:05,253 I don't know how to answer that. 343 00:12:05,255 --> 00:12:08,406 - A simple "yes" or "no." - Well, everyone calls me Andy, 344 00:12:08,408 --> 00:12:10,808 but my full name is Andrew, I think, 345 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:13,144 so... 346 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:14,896 No? 347 00:12:14,898 --> 00:12:16,630 Wait. Yes. 348 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:17,965 Let's move on. 349 00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:20,067 Scenario-- a high-school-aged child 350 00:12:20,069 --> 00:12:21,936 asks to hold your service revolver. 351 00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:22,937 What do you do? 352 00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:25,072 Yes, I give it to him. 353 00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:27,442 When I was a kid, I always wanted to hold a cop's gun. 354 00:12:27,444 --> 00:12:30,144 To make that dream come true for another kid-- 355 00:12:30,146 --> 00:12:32,914 Well, that's what being a cop is all about. 356 00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:35,649 Scenario--you pull a car over for speeding. 357 00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:36,984 You find out that it's your father. 358 00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:38,753 - How do you handle the situation? - Ooh. 359 00:12:38,755 --> 00:12:42,088 Well, first, I would be like, 360 00:12:42,158 --> 00:12:43,674 "Dad... 361 00:12:43,676 --> 00:12:45,843 "You're alive? What the hell? 362 00:12:45,845 --> 00:12:48,262 Also, do you know where my catcher's mitt is?" 363 00:12:48,264 --> 00:12:51,165 Shouldn't you be taking her to lie down somewhere? 364 00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,501 Oh, no. If she ever found out that we took her off camera, 365 00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:54,835 we'd all be fired. 366 00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:57,021 So just, uh, keep taking calls. You're doing great. 367 00:12:57,023 --> 00:12:58,189 Three, two... 368 00:12:58,191 --> 00:12:59,941 Hello, again. 369 00:12:59,943 --> 00:13:01,192 I'm Ron Swanson, 370 00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:03,227 and I am still taking your calls-- 371 00:13:03,229 --> 00:13:05,096 hopefully, about tonight's gala. 372 00:13:05,098 --> 00:13:06,447 You're on the air. 373 00:13:06,449 --> 00:13:08,816 Hi, uh, what's wrong with Joan? 374 00:13:08,818 --> 00:13:10,685 She has a bad hangover, 375 00:13:10,687 --> 00:13:12,987 which she is pretending is allergies. 376 00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:14,489 Is she gonna be okay? 377 00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:16,974 Wouldn't know-- never been hungover. 378 00:13:16,976 --> 00:13:18,843 After I've had too much whiskey, 379 00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:20,711 I cook myself a large flank steak, 380 00:13:20,713 --> 00:13:22,113 pan-fried in salted butter. 381 00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:23,881 I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks, 382 00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:24,882 and go to sleep. 383 00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:27,084 - That works? - It does. 384 00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:29,987 Please call now if you have questions about tonight's gala 385 00:13:29,989 --> 00:13:32,690 or one of my other interests-- 386 00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:36,025 Woodworking, uh, novels about tall ships, 387 00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:38,729 meat, that sort of thing. 388 00:13:38,731 --> 00:13:41,182 I'm afraid I have some very bad news. 389 00:13:41,184 --> 00:13:45,517 "I, Chris Traeger, after several sustained hours of diarrhea, 390 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:48,222 "combined with violent coughing and a devastating fever, 391 00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:50,724 "followed by even more diarrhea, 392 00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,910 have succumbed to the avian flu." 393 00:13:54,246 --> 00:13:55,263 I'm dead. 394 00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:56,747 I got to say, Leonard, it kind of feels 395 00:13:56,749 --> 00:13:58,249 like you're putting us through the ringer here. 396 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,368 Can you us an idea how long this is gonna take? 397 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:01,586 Uh... 398 00:14:01,588 --> 00:14:03,004 Probably six to eight more hours. 399 00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:05,172 - Eight more hours? - Nine. 400 00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:06,841 Are all state emergency drills this intensive? 401 00:14:06,843 --> 00:14:10,094 Oh, no, hardly ever. Councilman Jamm requested it. 402 00:14:10,096 --> 00:14:11,429 Oh, really? 403 00:14:11,431 --> 00:14:13,214 Specifically asked that the drill to be done today 404 00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:14,932 and said I should give you everything I got. 405 00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:16,050 Mmhmm. 406 00:14:16,052 --> 00:14:17,084 Guys! Come here. 407 00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:18,386 The game is rigged. 408 00:14:18,388 --> 00:14:20,187 Jamm invited Leonard here, 409 00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:22,423 and he screwed up the bus thing on purpose to slow us down. 410 00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:24,609 It is with a heavy heart that I say, 411 00:14:24,611 --> 00:14:26,444 "We have been jammed." 412 00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:28,262 God, that guy is the worst! 413 00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:31,315 Look, we are stuck in this room until the drill is over. 414 00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:33,734 What are we gonna do? The only thing we can do. 415 00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:36,454 In order to save our park... 416 00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:39,240 We have to destroy the entire town. 417 00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:41,363 Ladies and gentlemen, 418 00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:43,852 we are making some changes to the Knope Protocol. 419 00:14:43,853 --> 00:14:46,916 Ann, how much flu vaccine does the hospital still have? 420 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,086 Enough for 2,000 people. 421 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,788 Great. Why don't you tell the hospital director 422 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,473 - to flush them down the toilet. - You got it. 423 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,259 Chief Fugleberg, I want you to order your officers 424 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:58,594 to find all the infected birds in the area and perform CPR. 425 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,464 Sorry. Won't they become infected? 426 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,682 That's a risk we're gonna have to take. 427 00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:05,517 Our top priority is now saving all the birds. 428 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,306 And you know what? Why don't we just kick this up a notch? 429 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,192 Oh, no! Pawnee has been hit with... 430 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,693 A tornado quake! 431 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,897 This is Ron. Go ahead, caller. 432 00:15:15,899 --> 00:15:17,315 Hi. 433 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,318 My Yorkshire Terrier has chewed up the legs on my kitchen table. 434 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,820 Is there a cheap way to repair that? 435 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,238 Great question. 436 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,108 Take a walnut and rub it into the legs of your table. 437 00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,542 That'll mask the scratches. 438 00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:30,828 Next thing you want to do is ditch the Terrier 439 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,580 and get yourself a proper dog. 440 00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:34,765 Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, 441 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,066 and cats are pointless. 442 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,102 Come to the gala. Next caller. 443 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,437 Grapes of Wrath, chocolate-chip ice cream, and Johnny Cash. 444 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,425 Don't trust big banks or small banks. 445 00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:47,061 Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons. 446 00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:49,630 Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely. 447 00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:52,032 Whatever happened to, "Hey, I have some apples. 448 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,984 Would you like to buy them?" "Yes, thank you." 449 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,803 That's as complicated as it should be 450 00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:57,721 to open a business in this country. 451 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:00,074 I've seen three movies in my life-- 452 00:16:00,076 --> 00:16:02,276 Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton, 453 00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:04,595 and Herbie Fully Loaded. 454 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,597 My girlfriend's kids love it. 455 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,566 It's pretty funny. 456 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,601 Next caller. 457 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:13,671 Good morning. 458 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,873 And... it is a wrap. 459 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,991 Everyone in Pawnee is dead. 460 00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:19,993 Including Councilman Jamm. 461 00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:22,796 What? No, no, you can't do that. 462 00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:23,931 It says right there, you're dead, 463 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,766 so is everyone you care about. 464 00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,834 Oh, well, joke's on you. 465 00:16:27,836 --> 00:16:29,803 I don't have anyone I care about. 466 00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:31,055 Ms. Knope, I'm afraid 467 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:33,307 I have to once again give Pawnee a failing grade. 468 00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:36,026 This was bad-- Fort Wayne bad. 469 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,178 Bummer. Thank you for your time. 470 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,563 I think we're done here. 471 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,283 I will see everyone at the gala, and I will see you in hell. 472 00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:44,952 Yeah, you're too late, Knope. That lot is mine. 473 00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:46,570 I can't hear you. I'm a ghost. 474 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,873 Yeah, well, so am I, so you can hear me! 475 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,190 Ghost jammed! 476 00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:52,710 We got all the way to Muncie 477 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,879 before we realized that it was just a drill. 478 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,698 I mean, all I'm saying is you could've called. 479 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,416 No one had your cell number, Big "J." 480 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,584 I find that hard to believe. 481 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,886 Oh, my God, why is everyone standing around? 482 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,537 We have work to do. Status report. 483 00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:04,805 - Status report! - Well-- 484 00:17:04,807 --> 00:17:06,039 Nope, we don't have time for that. 485 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,374 We're gonna have to postpone the gala, 486 00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:08,875 but we can't, because the deadline is tomorrow. 487 00:17:08,877 --> 00:17:10,811 Oh, my God, I destroyed the entire town for nothing. 488 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,879 Leslie, it's okay. 489 00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:19,100 Oh, my God. You did all this? 490 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,054 How did you get food? 491 00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:23,607 I had a classic stroke of Haverford genius. 492 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,743 Who has the most to lose from a new Paunch Burger? 493 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:26,877 Their competitors. 494 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,246 I got all the other fast-food places in town 495 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,731 to donate food. 496 00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,899 I know black tie and chicky tenders isn't the best mix, 497 00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:35,035 - but-- - No, Tom, I love it. 498 00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:38,370 And more importantly, so will all of our more ample citizens. 499 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,740 How did you get the word out? 500 00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:42,576 Well, Ron went on Joan's show and kicked ass. 501 00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:45,212 I also helped a child perform a tracheotomy 502 00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:46,747 on his elderly uncle. 503 00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:48,682 It's been a very rewarding day. 504 00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:51,719 Also, I told the firemen they should use the lot as triage 505 00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:54,271 and then gave them and all the dead and wounded 506 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,390 - two free drink tickets. - Wow. 507 00:17:56,692 --> 00:17:59,725 This is great. Thank you so much. 508 00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:01,779 Let's start the gala. 509 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,114 Oh, and thanks for dressing up, Jerry. 510 00:18:08,102 --> 00:18:11,104 [Jazz music] 511 00:18:11,106 --> 00:18:14,439 ♪ 512 00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,210 - Hello, Chief Fugleberg. - Hey. 513 00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:18,128 That's your buddy Andy Dwyer over there, isn't it? 514 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,447 -Such a shame. - Oh, no. 515 00:18:20,449 --> 00:18:22,616 - Did he fail his test? - It's weird. 516 00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:24,418 He got 100% on his written test-- 517 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,970 first guy in history to do it-- 518 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,455 but he failed his personality examination. 519 00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:29,890 He's a sweet kid-- 520 00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:31,558 just doesn't have what it takes to be a cop. 521 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,893 Oh, Andy. 522 00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:35,962 Too bad. He's certainly something of a genius. 523 00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:38,265 We could use his brains on the force. 524 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:40,707 Official police wrist lock. You can't hit me. Try to hit me. 525 00:18:41,936 --> 00:18:43,771 Or here, no, try-- it's this hand. 526 00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:45,906 Wrist lock. Boom, too much pain, you can't even hit me. 527 00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:47,307 Try to hit me. 528 00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,026 If I had my gun, you wouldn't try to hit me, though, 529 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,444 is the thing. 530 00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:53,146 Uh, if I could have everyone's attention please? 531 00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:56,316 I am so happy to announce that as of one minute ago, 532 00:18:56,318 --> 00:18:58,285 we have reached our fund-raising goal. 533 00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:01,205 [Cheers and applause] 534 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:04,540 Every dollar spent here tonight by you, the community, 535 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,327 will be poured right back into this wonderful project. 536 00:19:07,329 --> 00:19:09,263 And speaking of community, 537 00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:12,332 I'd like to thank my community-- my friends. 538 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:14,968 It's a lesson that I have learned over and over again, 539 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:16,169 but it bears repeating-- 540 00:19:16,171 --> 00:19:17,838 No one achieves anything alone. 541 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,773 [Opening rock guitar chords] 542 00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:21,975 Without further ado, the best band in Pawnee-- 543 00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:22,976 Mouse Rat. 544 00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,778 [Cheers and applause] 545 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,846 ♪ Park 546 00:19:25,848 --> 00:19:29,181 ♪ we will build it, the park ♪ 547 00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:32,403 ♪ it's not built yet, the park ♪ 548 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,738 ♪ soon there will be a park 549 00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:37,541 Thank you. [Cheers and applause] 550 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:38,909 ♪ Park 551 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,244 I thought you should see why Leslie tanked the drill. 552 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,365 Councilman Jamm used you as a stalling tactic, 553 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:48,700 hoping it would kill Leslie's park project. 554 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,138 If the test were any other day, Leslie would have aced it. 555 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,556 I believe you. 556 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,392 Maybe I'll find my way back here in a month for a re-do. 557 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,094 I appreciate it. 558 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,647 Have you ever thought of being a sperm donor? 559 00:20:00,649 --> 00:20:01,849 I'm impotent. 560 00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:03,049 Yeah, I don't need to know that. 561 00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:05,652 This is the best wedding present ever. 562 00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:07,071 This is the best night ever. 563 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,188 I wish we were getting married tonight. 564 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:09,907 Well, we only have three more months. 565 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,742 I can't wait three more months. 566 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,578 God, I just hate the feeling of not being married to you. 567 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,664 Well... 568 00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:20,999 Let's just do it, then. 569 00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:24,505 Let's get married... Here, tonight. 570 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,590 I mean, we're all in black tie. 571 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,925 We've got plenty of food and entertainment... 572 00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:32,262 And you did want to invite the whole town 573 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,047 to the wedding, right? 574 00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:37,382 Leslie... 575 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,253 Let's get married... Tonight. 576 00:20:40,255 --> 00:20:43,223 [Song ends, cheers and applause] 577 00:20:43,455 --> 00:20:45,423 _ 578 00:20:46,589 --> 00:20:48,269 Breaking news-- I've just been handed this. 579 00:20:48,807 --> 00:20:51,258 Pawnee has been hit by a devastating earthquake. 580 00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:53,377 We go to our reporter, live, 581 00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:56,013 Winnifred Makepiece, for the story. Winnifred? 582 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,983 Thanks, Jessica. I'm here at the Pawnee Weather Center 583 00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:01,218 with celebrated geologist Isabella Winchester. 584 00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:03,554 Isabella, can you tell us more about this killer earthquake? 585 00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:04,905 [British accent] That's right, Winnifred, 586 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:07,458 the earthquake registered an 8.5 on the Richter scale. 587 00:21:07,492 --> 00:21:09,059 That's correct. It was a large one. 588 00:21:09,077 --> 00:21:10,845 Thank you so much, everyone. 589 00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:13,164 From all of us here at Channel 4 News, 590 00:21:13,198 --> 00:21:14,749 I'm Jessica Rabrit. 591 00:21:14,783 --> 00:21:17,868 Have a good evening and be safe out there. 592 00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:21,038 [Humming news theme] 593 00:21:22,403 --> 00:21:26,536 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com