1 00:00:00,906 --> 00:00:03,661 Well, I'd have to check but I'm pretty sure we can handle that. 2 00:00:03,713 --> 00:00:04,583 I do have... 3 00:00:05,161 --> 00:00:06,140 one question. 4 00:00:08,991 --> 00:00:09,657 Hold up. 5 00:00:10,004 --> 00:00:11,245 Oh my God! 6 00:00:11,821 --> 00:00:12,684 Andy! 7 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:14,223 - Sorry. - Andy! 8 00:00:14,343 --> 00:00:15,234 Are you getting sick? 9 00:00:15,457 --> 00:00:17,469 It's flu season again! I cannot get sick. 10 00:00:17,589 --> 00:00:19,390 Stock up on kleenex. Don't touch your face. 11 00:00:19,424 --> 00:00:20,264 Don't touch anything. 12 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:22,159 People are dropping like flies. 13 00:00:22,194 --> 00:00:23,994 We already had to quarantine Larry. 14 00:00:24,029 --> 00:00:25,329 Leslie, I don't feel good. 15 00:00:25,363 --> 00:00:26,664 Can't I just work from home? 16 00:00:26,698 --> 00:00:28,065 The tent is your home now, Larry. 17 00:00:28,099 --> 00:00:29,366 We already forwarded your mail. 18 00:00:29,401 --> 00:00:30,568 [Sneezes] 19 00:00:30,602 --> 00:00:31,769 Oh, well, here's something 20 00:00:31,803 --> 00:00:33,704 that's gonna make you feel really good. 21 00:00:33,738 --> 00:00:34,905 Guess who I just secured 22 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:36,840 as the headliner for the unity concert. 23 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:37,841 Chipp McCapp. 24 00:00:37,876 --> 00:00:38,843 - No! - Yes! 25 00:00:38,877 --> 00:00:40,010 Nice! 26 00:00:40,045 --> 00:00:41,178 Wait, no. I don't want to touch your hand. 27 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:42,479 Chipp McCapp is the most amazing 28 00:00:42,514 --> 00:00:44,415 17-year-old country singer in the entire world. 29 00:00:44,449 --> 00:00:45,449 He's, like, Indiana's sweetheart. 30 00:00:45,484 --> 00:00:46,550 We are huge "Chipp Monks." 31 00:00:46,585 --> 00:00:48,085 That's what his fans call themselves. 32 00:00:48,119 --> 00:00:49,420 I don't know why. "Chipmunks." 33 00:00:49,454 --> 00:00:51,222 Because of the animal? No, that's too simple. 34 00:00:51,256 --> 00:00:52,556 Yeah, okay, his latest song, 35 00:00:52,591 --> 00:00:54,391 beautiful like my mom (Support the troops), 36 00:00:54,426 --> 00:00:56,427 has, like, 2 million hits on YouTube. 37 00:00:56,461 --> 00:00:57,761 [Mellow country music] 38 00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,431 ♪ Well, she don't care about no fancy trends ♪ 39 00:01:00,465 --> 00:01:03,767 ♪ she's just a mom from old south bend ♪ 40 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,169 Get home safe, boys. 41 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:07,404 And thank you for protecting our freedom. 42 00:01:07,439 --> 00:01:09,673 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:10,841 [Music fades] 44 00:01:10,876 --> 00:01:12,076 - Let's play it again. - Play it again. 45 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:15,079 [Triumphant music] 46 00:01:15,113 --> 00:01:23,120 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 47 00:01:32,297 --> 00:01:35,099 Today at a local vineyard, a bunch of sommeliers-- 48 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:36,934 aka, wine experts-- 49 00:01:36,968 --> 00:01:38,802 are going to be competing for their certification. 50 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,237 I'm gonna hire the best one 51 00:01:40,272 --> 00:01:42,239 at my new restaurant... [Clicks tongue] Tom's Bistro. 52 00:01:42,274 --> 00:01:44,575 People that convince other people to buy expensive stuff 53 00:01:44,609 --> 00:01:47,811 they don't need-- those are the real heroes. 54 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:49,213 Donna, April, 55 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:50,948 wine country train is leaving the station. 56 00:01:50,982 --> 00:01:52,283 - You ready? - I want to come. 57 00:01:52,317 --> 00:01:54,218 I love wine and everything about it-- 58 00:01:54,252 --> 00:01:55,519 the soil, the vines. 59 00:01:55,554 --> 00:01:57,855 I studied Botany for three years at Purdue University. 60 00:01:57,889 --> 00:01:59,190 Go, boilermakers! 61 00:01:59,224 --> 00:02:02,193 There will be alcohol there, so I will go as well. 62 00:02:02,227 --> 00:02:03,527 Well, maybe I'll tag along. 63 00:02:03,562 --> 00:02:04,762 I don't have any more work to do. 64 00:02:04,796 --> 00:02:05,796 Maybe it'll be relaxing. 65 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:07,164 I didn't invite any of you. 66 00:02:07,199 --> 00:02:08,365 I started with two cool people; 67 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,800 I ended up with a bunch of grandpas. 68 00:02:09,835 --> 00:02:11,135 Listen, grandpas, 69 00:02:11,169 --> 00:02:12,336 when we get to the vineyard, 70 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:14,838 there's gonna be a lot of fancy people there. 71 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:17,641 Please, I beg you-- don't embarrass me. 72 00:02:17,676 --> 00:02:18,909 How would we embarrass you? 73 00:02:18,944 --> 00:02:20,077 You're already doing it. 74 00:02:20,111 --> 00:02:21,445 I begged you. 75 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,780 I guess now that we got 76 00:02:22,814 --> 00:02:24,114 Chipp McCapp as our headliner, 77 00:02:24,149 --> 00:02:25,783 I can get rid of my awesome wish list. 78 00:02:25,817 --> 00:02:27,351 Yeah, those are long shots. 79 00:02:27,385 --> 00:02:28,486 "Bob Dylan's friends"? 80 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,560 Well, I just thought maybe 81 00:02:29,588 --> 00:02:30,868 they could get Bob Dylan to come. 82 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,423 Land Ho. God, I love them. 83 00:02:32,457 --> 00:02:33,858 Everybody does. 84 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:35,025 But there's no way they're getting back together. 85 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:36,560 Their lead singer split ten years ago. 86 00:02:36,595 --> 00:02:39,029 He titled their last album We'll Never Reunite. 87 00:02:39,064 --> 00:02:40,531 Leslie... 88 00:02:40,565 --> 00:02:42,199 No! Back in your tent, sicky! 89 00:02:42,234 --> 00:02:43,467 [Bottle spritzing] 90 00:02:43,502 --> 00:02:45,970 I'm sorry, but Chipp McCapp's manager called. 91 00:02:46,004 --> 00:02:47,671 He has to drop out. 92 00:02:47,706 --> 00:02:48,672 No! 93 00:02:48,707 --> 00:02:49,907 Okay, we need all hands on deck. 94 00:02:49,941 --> 00:02:51,075 But there are no hands to be on deck, 95 00:02:51,109 --> 00:02:52,243 because everybody's at the winery. 96 00:02:52,277 --> 00:02:53,577 Okay, Andy, you and I need to handle this. 97 00:02:53,612 --> 00:02:56,914 We need to be operating at maximum capa-- 98 00:02:56,948 --> 00:02:58,549 [gags] 99 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:00,718 [Sighs] 100 00:03:00,752 --> 00:03:01,719 Oh, no. 101 00:03:01,753 --> 00:03:03,554 [Retches] 102 00:03:03,588 --> 00:03:04,722 Damn it, Larry! 103 00:03:04,756 --> 00:03:06,157 Sorry. 104 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,960 Xander, my man-der. 105 00:03:09,995 --> 00:03:10,995 Tom Haverford, 106 00:03:11,029 --> 00:03:13,664 owner, operator, and global ambassador 107 00:03:13,698 --> 00:03:14,732 for Tom's Bistro, 108 00:03:14,766 --> 00:03:16,534 opening this spring in Pawnee. 109 00:03:16,568 --> 00:03:17,568 It's a pleasure to meet you. 110 00:03:17,602 --> 00:03:18,569 Damn. 111 00:03:18,603 --> 00:03:20,137 Look at that tie dimple. 112 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:21,305 Respect. 113 00:03:21,339 --> 00:03:23,974 My main target for Tom's Bistro: 114 00:03:24,009 --> 00:03:25,476 Xander Truffant. 115 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:27,311 He's the best young somm in the game. 116 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:28,646 I don't say this lightly-- 117 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,147 he's basically the Bruno Mars 118 00:03:30,182 --> 00:03:32,249 of Indiana amateur wine tasting. 119 00:03:32,284 --> 00:03:33,751 If you'll excuse me, 120 00:03:33,785 --> 00:03:36,087 I must prepare for the tasting competition. 121 00:03:36,121 --> 00:03:38,422 I pour saline water through my nose 122 00:03:38,456 --> 00:03:40,524 to clear the mucous from my smell-centers. 123 00:03:40,559 --> 00:03:42,860 That is the most beautiful thing 124 00:03:42,894 --> 00:03:44,428 I've ever heard. 125 00:03:44,463 --> 00:03:45,596 Aw, man. 126 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:47,765 It costs $200 to get certified. 127 00:03:47,799 --> 00:03:51,101 I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk, 128 00:03:51,136 --> 00:03:53,003 my two true passions. 129 00:03:53,038 --> 00:03:54,171 You want to futz with these fools? 130 00:03:54,206 --> 00:03:55,306 I will bankroll you. 131 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:56,307 Really? 132 00:03:56,341 --> 00:03:57,308 Oh, hell yeah, pimp. 133 00:03:57,342 --> 00:03:58,309 Sounds like fun. 134 00:03:58,343 --> 00:03:59,510 Thank you. 135 00:03:59,544 --> 00:04:01,445 April Ludgate, professional drinker. 136 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,015 Where did you study, Ms. Ludgate? 137 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:06,350 The Wine... 138 00:04:06,384 --> 00:04:07,918 Academy. 139 00:04:07,953 --> 00:04:09,520 The Wine Academy? 140 00:04:09,554 --> 00:04:10,521 In Bordeaux? 141 00:04:10,555 --> 00:04:11,622 Yes. 142 00:04:11,656 --> 00:04:13,791 Carol, make sure she's in group "A." 143 00:04:13,825 --> 00:04:15,793 Oh, excuse me. I want in too. 144 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:16,987 I know I don't look the part, 145 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,295 but I know everything about wine, 146 00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:19,463 and I will prove it. 147 00:04:19,498 --> 00:04:20,698 My name is Craig Middlebrooks, 148 00:04:20,699 --> 00:04:22,700 and this is my debit rewards card. 149 00:04:22,734 --> 00:04:26,270 Well, why wouldn't you run this by me first, dad? 150 00:04:26,304 --> 00:04:28,439 Whatever. [Sighs] 151 00:04:28,473 --> 00:04:31,108 Sorry. Just weird family business. 152 00:04:31,143 --> 00:04:32,109 Sounds private. 153 00:04:32,144 --> 00:04:33,411 No need to discuss it with me. 154 00:04:33,445 --> 00:04:35,365 My parents had this small little vacation house 155 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:37,848 on Lake Hubbard, and now they've sold it 156 00:04:37,883 --> 00:04:39,083 without telling the rest of us. 157 00:04:39,117 --> 00:04:40,217 Did you not hear me say 158 00:04:40,252 --> 00:04:41,886 there was no need to discuss it with me? 159 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,600 My dad sent me this check out of the blue-- 160 00:04:43,622 --> 00:04:44,922 my share of the profits. 161 00:04:44,956 --> 00:04:48,392 It's so disrespectful to the family structure. 162 00:04:48,427 --> 00:04:49,727 Maybe a drink will help. 163 00:04:49,761 --> 00:04:51,228 Put some alcohol in your mouth 164 00:04:51,263 --> 00:04:53,330 to block the words from coming out. 165 00:04:53,365 --> 00:04:54,665 Some of our blueberry wine? 166 00:04:54,699 --> 00:04:55,933 We make it right here at the vineyard. 167 00:04:55,967 --> 00:04:57,067 I don't drink alcohol 168 00:04:57,102 --> 00:04:59,003 from that portion of the color spectrum. 169 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,671 Hey! Whew! 170 00:05:00,705 --> 00:05:02,673 Whoa. That's strong. 171 00:05:02,707 --> 00:05:05,176 Holy hell. That's a lot of alcohol. 172 00:05:05,210 --> 00:05:08,813 We will take four bottles, please and thank you. 173 00:05:08,847 --> 00:05:12,316 All we need to do is go to Indianapolis, 174 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:14,652 convince Chipp to do the festival, 175 00:05:14,686 --> 00:05:17,421 and then, you know, head home. 176 00:05:17,456 --> 00:05:19,257 Are you sure you're feeling up for this, boss? 177 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:20,458 I'm fine. 178 00:05:20,492 --> 00:05:22,026 I've had the flu before, and I worked through it. 179 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,527 Okay, well, if you do collapse, 180 00:05:23,562 --> 00:05:24,862 luckily I know first aid. 181 00:05:24,896 --> 00:05:25,930 Or karate. 182 00:05:25,964 --> 00:05:26,931 That's not first aid. 183 00:05:26,965 --> 00:05:28,933 It is if you do it right. 184 00:05:28,967 --> 00:05:30,134 Heimlich! 185 00:05:30,168 --> 00:05:31,936 Well, I guess while you get your medicine, 186 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,370 I'll just stroll through the candy aisles 187 00:05:33,405 --> 00:05:34,371 but won't get any. 188 00:05:34,406 --> 00:05:35,406 You can buy two candies. 189 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,841 Two! 190 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:37,842 Can I help you? 191 00:05:37,876 --> 00:05:39,009 I have the flu. 192 00:05:39,044 --> 00:05:40,511 Super nauseated for a few days, 193 00:05:40,545 --> 00:05:41,545 a lot of barfing. 194 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:43,047 It's a total disaster. 195 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,281 Plus I have a ton of work to do, 196 00:05:44,316 --> 00:05:45,549 so I need the good stuff, 197 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:49,353 the "Mariah needs to sing tonight" stuff. 198 00:05:49,387 --> 00:05:53,190 You don't look flushed, no signs of fever. 199 00:05:53,225 --> 00:05:54,658 That doesn't seem like the flu. 200 00:05:54,693 --> 00:05:55,993 It's the flu. 201 00:05:56,027 --> 00:05:59,196 I mean, I don't think it could be anything... 202 00:06:04,537 --> 00:06:06,036 This counts as one. 203 00:06:08,850 --> 00:06:10,717 So mad at my parents. 204 00:06:10,752 --> 00:06:12,219 I mean, they both wanted the house 205 00:06:12,253 --> 00:06:14,388 for Columbus Day weekend, and they fought so much 206 00:06:14,422 --> 00:06:15,889 that they decided to just sell it 207 00:06:15,924 --> 00:06:16,890 to spite each other-- 208 00:06:16,924 --> 00:06:19,059 More wine, less talking. 209 00:06:19,093 --> 00:06:21,061 You know, you are a wonderful guy, 210 00:06:21,095 --> 00:06:22,896 and I admire many things about you, 211 00:06:22,931 --> 00:06:24,398 but you're a terrible person 212 00:06:24,432 --> 00:06:26,600 to discuss personal problems with. 213 00:06:26,634 --> 00:06:27,768 Thank you, friend. 214 00:06:27,802 --> 00:06:30,370 That really means a lot to me. 215 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:34,374 Pumpkin, undertones of lavender. 216 00:06:34,409 --> 00:06:35,542 Medium-plus body. 217 00:06:35,576 --> 00:06:36,710 It's mostly pumpkin. 218 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:37,978 There's so much pumpkin, 219 00:06:38,012 --> 00:06:40,147 it's like a Charlie Brown Halloween special. 220 00:06:40,181 --> 00:06:43,450 I'm getting notes of dried robin's blood, 221 00:06:43,484 --> 00:06:44,952 old dirty cashews, 222 00:06:44,986 --> 00:06:48,021 and just a hint of a robot's bathwater. 223 00:06:48,056 --> 00:06:50,524 An old-world wine, Italian. 224 00:06:50,558 --> 00:06:51,525 Ah. 225 00:06:51,559 --> 00:06:52,860 It's a Verdicchio Doc classico, 226 00:06:52,894 --> 00:06:54,127 2010. 227 00:06:54,162 --> 00:06:55,295 It's new world, 228 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:57,130 Northern California, Napa Valley, 229 00:06:57,165 --> 00:06:58,966 someplace beautiful and warm and amazing 230 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,300 where everyone is in great shape 231 00:07:00,335 --> 00:07:02,703 and the night sky is full of stars! 232 00:07:02,737 --> 00:07:06,173 This comes from... your mother's butt. 233 00:07:06,207 --> 00:07:07,507 ♪ Enlist in Vietnam ♪ 234 00:07:07,542 --> 00:07:09,009 ♪ ain't no woman in the world ♪ 235 00:07:09,043 --> 00:07:12,179 ♪ as beautiful like my mom ♪ 236 00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:13,680 ♪ America ♪ 237 00:07:13,715 --> 00:07:17,117 Man, you were in the bathroom forever. 238 00:07:17,151 --> 00:07:18,952 The receptionist said that 239 00:07:18,987 --> 00:07:19,953 Chipp will be out in just a second. 240 00:07:19,988 --> 00:07:21,121 Uh, I just need a minute. 241 00:07:21,155 --> 00:07:23,657 I'm going to call Ben about nothing. 242 00:07:23,691 --> 00:07:26,326 My parents make me so mad sometimes. 243 00:07:26,361 --> 00:07:29,162 Just like the time they couldn't decide 244 00:07:29,197 --> 00:07:31,398 who gets the dog, so they just dropped it off 245 00:07:31,432 --> 00:07:32,566 at a local synagogue. 246 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,469 I was like, "Wh--wh--say what?" 247 00:07:35,503 --> 00:07:36,803 [Cell phone ringing] 248 00:07:36,838 --> 00:07:37,871 Hold on, Ron. 249 00:07:37,906 --> 00:07:39,406 Hold that thought, just for a sec. 250 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,540 [Cell phone ringing] 251 00:07:40,575 --> 00:07:41,708 Hey, honey. 252 00:07:41,743 --> 00:07:43,710 Hey. It's your me. 253 00:07:43,745 --> 00:07:44,878 It's wife. 254 00:07:44,913 --> 00:07:47,381 It's Leslie, uh, Knope. 255 00:07:47,415 --> 00:07:49,049 I have very big news for you. 256 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:51,385 Oh, my teeth are blue. 257 00:07:51,419 --> 00:07:52,953 - Blueberries are alcohol... - What? 258 00:07:52,987 --> 00:07:54,388 Are you having a stroke? 259 00:07:54,422 --> 00:07:56,823 And I was just saying to Ron that my dog's Jewish. 260 00:07:56,858 --> 00:07:57,824 Oh. 261 00:07:57,859 --> 00:07:58,825 Phone water. 262 00:07:58,860 --> 00:07:59,993 Ben? 263 00:08:00,028 --> 00:08:01,161 Hello? 264 00:08:01,196 --> 00:08:02,496 Hello? 265 00:08:02,530 --> 00:08:03,664 Hi. 266 00:08:03,698 --> 00:08:04,665 Leslie? 267 00:08:04,699 --> 00:08:05,666 It's dead. 268 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,501 Hello? 269 00:08:07,535 --> 00:08:08,568 [Sighs] 270 00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:10,737 You know, Leslie sounded weird. 271 00:08:10,772 --> 00:08:11,932 I don't want to wait for Tom. 272 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:13,206 I want to walk home. 273 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:14,374 I'll join you. 274 00:08:14,409 --> 00:08:16,210 I'm always game for a brisk walk. 275 00:08:16,244 --> 00:08:19,246 Also, if I leave you alone, I'm pretty sure you'll die. 276 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,514 Home is that way. 277 00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:32,459 Watch out for that fence. 278 00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:34,628 Ah, Mr. Haverford, 279 00:08:34,662 --> 00:08:37,798 allow me to introduce Terrence Montreaux. 280 00:08:37,832 --> 00:08:39,299 He is a restaurateur like yourself. 281 00:08:39,334 --> 00:08:40,534 You own a restaurant too? 282 00:08:40,568 --> 00:08:42,035 No, monsieur. 283 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:43,537 I own 12. 284 00:08:43,571 --> 00:08:45,372 I am here to find the best sommeliers 285 00:08:45,406 --> 00:08:47,040 as soon as they are... 286 00:08:47,075 --> 00:08:49,543 how you say, um, "certified." 287 00:08:49,577 --> 00:08:50,544 That was my idea. 288 00:08:50,578 --> 00:08:52,379 That is everyone's idea. 289 00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:55,415 That is why we have this, how you say... 290 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:56,617 "thing." 291 00:08:56,651 --> 00:08:57,784 Okay, don't act like you don't know 292 00:08:57,819 --> 00:08:59,486 the word "thing." 293 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,822 With a filet mignon, I'd recommend a red-- 294 00:09:01,856 --> 00:09:04,591 something bold and dry, like David Sedaris. 295 00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:07,394 Perhaps you could recommend a Riesling instead. 296 00:09:07,428 --> 00:09:09,396 Not if you're eating steak, you loon! 297 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,166 You know in the movies, when the cops show up 298 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,834 and find lipstick on a wine glass 299 00:09:13,868 --> 00:09:16,003 next to a dead body? 300 00:09:16,037 --> 00:09:17,604 This is that wine. 301 00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:19,439 ♪ I'll bring the girls ♪ 302 00:09:19,474 --> 00:09:21,775 ♪ you bring the beer ♪ 303 00:09:21,809 --> 00:09:23,610 ♪ and the troops will bring the freedom ♪ 304 00:09:23,645 --> 00:09:25,779 We're sorry to interrupt, Chipp, hi. 305 00:09:25,813 --> 00:09:28,282 We just wanted to say we are such big fans. 306 00:09:28,316 --> 00:09:29,450 It's an honor to meet you. 307 00:09:29,484 --> 00:09:30,784 Yeah, well, I'm very blessed. 308 00:09:30,818 --> 00:09:32,452 It's always nice to meet my amazing fans 309 00:09:32,487 --> 00:09:33,620 that keep me going. 310 00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:35,289 You're the real superstars. 311 00:09:35,323 --> 00:09:36,557 [Laughs] Thank you. 312 00:09:36,591 --> 00:09:38,725 Would somebody get me one of those lunch stacks? 313 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,427 And stack 'em for me this time. 314 00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:42,262 Cheese on top or no one gets paid. 315 00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:43,597 You got it, Chipp. 316 00:09:43,631 --> 00:09:44,598 That's my dad. 317 00:09:44,632 --> 00:09:46,600 The guy's such an idiot. 318 00:09:46,634 --> 00:09:48,101 We wanted to talk to you 319 00:09:48,136 --> 00:09:50,904 about the unity concert, in Pawnee. 320 00:09:50,939 --> 00:09:52,239 Can you do it? 321 00:09:52,273 --> 00:09:53,907 Yeah...uh, no. 322 00:09:53,942 --> 00:09:55,342 Sorry. I got a previous engagement. 323 00:09:55,376 --> 00:09:56,343 It's a bummer. 324 00:09:56,377 --> 00:09:58,111 Oh. 325 00:09:58,146 --> 00:09:59,613 - Here you go, Chipp. - Look at that. 326 00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:00,781 The cheese is on top... 327 00:10:00,815 --> 00:10:02,616 of turkey, you dick. 328 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:03,817 I want ham. 329 00:10:03,851 --> 00:10:06,053 I'm sorry, son. They were out of ham. 330 00:10:06,087 --> 00:10:07,387 All right, well, maybe I should just let mom 331 00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:09,056 be manager, then. 332 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:10,724 Pick 'em up, skip. 333 00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:13,060 Ew. This guy's the worst. 334 00:10:13,094 --> 00:10:15,229 I mean, it sucks that they didn't have ham, 335 00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:17,064 but you can't treat your dad like that. 336 00:10:17,098 --> 00:10:18,732 I know, he's a monster. 337 00:10:18,766 --> 00:10:20,067 But we need him. 338 00:10:20,101 --> 00:10:21,401 Your job's not that hard, okay? 339 00:10:21,436 --> 00:10:23,070 Just anticipate my needs. 340 00:10:23,104 --> 00:10:24,671 Anticipatin', Chipp. 341 00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:29,843 Of the 25 entrants today, only 1 has deemed himself 342 00:10:29,878 --> 00:10:32,379 worthy of a sommelier certificate. 343 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,048 Oh, my God. Are you sure? 344 00:10:34,082 --> 00:10:35,048 No way. 345 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,216 Oh, my God. Thank you. 346 00:10:36,251 --> 00:10:38,051 Thank you so much, everyone. 347 00:10:38,086 --> 00:10:41,221 I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same, 348 00:10:41,256 --> 00:10:44,224 and if you spend more than $5 on wine, 349 00:10:44,259 --> 00:10:46,493 you are very stupid. 350 00:10:46,527 --> 00:10:47,794 Security. 351 00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:49,296 I just want to thank all the people that got me here: 352 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:53,300 Norbit, Pluto Nash, all the klumps. 353 00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:58,639 Congratulations to the next Indiana master sommelier, 354 00:10:58,673 --> 00:11:00,207 Xander Truffant. 355 00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:02,876 [Applause] 356 00:11:02,911 --> 00:11:04,945 Got to go talk to Xander before Terrence gets to him. 357 00:11:04,979 --> 00:11:07,581 Cover me. Gotcha. 358 00:11:07,615 --> 00:11:08,749 Oh, my goodness. 359 00:11:08,783 --> 00:11:09,917 Mon Dieu ! 360 00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:11,051 Qu'est-ce qui se passe ? 361 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:13,220 Oh, je suis desolée, monsieur. 362 00:11:13,254 --> 00:11:14,421 Allons-y. Allons-y. 363 00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:15,722 Xander. 364 00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:18,725 Look, Tom's Bistro is going to be the dopest, 365 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,662 quite possibly trillest restaurant in the area. 366 00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:23,230 What do you say? You want to work with me? 367 00:11:23,264 --> 00:11:24,765 Thank you, but I've already accepted 368 00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:26,366 an offer from Monsieur Montreaux. 369 00:11:26,401 --> 00:11:28,569 I'll double whatever he's paying you. 370 00:11:28,603 --> 00:11:30,938 You'll pay me $500,000 a year? 371 00:11:30,972 --> 00:11:34,374 I will pay you 1/10 of whatever he's paying you. 372 00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:35,843 Sorry. 373 00:11:39,347 --> 00:11:40,481 Oh, man. 374 00:11:40,515 --> 00:11:42,816 This wine bottle is all out of the wine. 375 00:11:42,851 --> 00:11:44,651 Well, hello, gentlemen. 376 00:11:44,686 --> 00:11:47,187 What brings you out on this fine evening? 377 00:11:47,222 --> 00:11:48,489 Mother[bleep]. 378 00:11:48,523 --> 00:11:50,023 Whoa. Where'd you come from? 379 00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:52,359 Uh, that's a complicated question. 380 00:11:52,393 --> 00:11:54,695 All depends on whether your conception of time 381 00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:57,064 is linear or circular. 382 00:11:57,098 --> 00:11:59,066 What? 383 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,501 Hello, Ron. 384 00:12:00,535 --> 00:12:01,502 Ron. 385 00:12:01,536 --> 00:12:03,003 You know this hobo? 386 00:12:03,037 --> 00:12:06,540 He was my counterpart from the Eagleton Parks Department. 387 00:12:06,574 --> 00:12:08,275 Dude, are you a ghost? 388 00:12:08,309 --> 00:12:09,977 Am I? 389 00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,847 What is happening right now? 390 00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:16,984 We know that you have that important other engagement. 391 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,485 Yo, I gots to get that haircut. 392 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,653 Snoop! 393 00:12:19,687 --> 00:12:21,167 It's not just Pawnee that needs you. 394 00:12:21,189 --> 00:12:22,656 It's the entire region. 395 00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:23,991 Permission to speak, son? 396 00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:26,493 Pawnee is kind of the gateway to that whole region. 397 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,295 They do buy a lot of albums. 398 00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:29,830 They sure ain't buying toothpaste. 399 00:12:29,864 --> 00:12:30,998 Bunch of dirty Hicks. 400 00:12:31,032 --> 00:12:32,232 [Laughs] 401 00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:33,667 What if we fly me in and out same day 402 00:12:33,701 --> 00:12:35,702 so I wouldn't have to spend a night in your crap town? 403 00:12:35,737 --> 00:12:36,870 Excuse me. 404 00:12:36,905 --> 00:12:38,038 Pawnee is a good town 405 00:12:38,072 --> 00:12:40,407 with good people from all walks of life. 406 00:12:40,441 --> 00:12:42,409 Plus, it is an amazing place 407 00:12:42,443 --> 00:12:44,077 to raise kids and start a family. 408 00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:45,412 You think I care about that? 409 00:12:45,447 --> 00:12:47,247 Look, I can do whatever I want, all right? 410 00:12:47,282 --> 00:12:49,183 If I want to shoot a paintball gun at my dad, 411 00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:50,184 I'm gonna do it. 412 00:12:50,218 --> 00:12:51,185 [Gun fires] 413 00:12:51,219 --> 00:12:52,853 [Groans] Good shot, son. 414 00:12:52,887 --> 00:12:53,854 I'm proud of you. 415 00:12:53,888 --> 00:12:54,855 You're crazy. 416 00:12:54,889 --> 00:12:55,856 This is over, okay? 417 00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,024 Pawnee does not need you. 418 00:12:57,058 --> 00:12:58,392 And you should know that 419 00:12:58,426 --> 00:13:01,261 when you shook my hand earlier, there was pee on my palms. 420 00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:02,496 That makes us sound like Hicks. 421 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:03,497 We're not. Shut up. 422 00:13:03,531 --> 00:13:04,652 Stupid. Okay. Let's go, Andy. 423 00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:08,996 You know what? That was awesome. 424 00:13:09,024 --> 00:13:09,710 You were great. 425 00:13:09,774 --> 00:13:11,408 I thought you were gonna punch that kid's lights out. 426 00:13:11,443 --> 00:13:14,669 It was not awesome. I lost our headliner. 427 00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:16,406 I can't stop throwing up, 428 00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:18,148 and Ben has not called me back yet. 429 00:13:19,151 --> 00:13:20,451 I'm sorry I'm so frazzled. 430 00:13:20,485 --> 00:13:22,286 There's just a lot of things going on right now, 431 00:13:22,321 --> 00:13:24,455 personal things that I can't talk to you about. 432 00:13:24,489 --> 00:13:26,791 You know, Leslie, 433 00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:30,628 sometimes life throws us crazy curves, 434 00:13:30,662 --> 00:13:33,864 and, yes, this moment may be 435 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:37,301 the biggest curve 436 00:13:37,336 --> 00:13:38,969 you've ever had to deal with, 437 00:13:39,004 --> 00:13:41,305 but just because your family is getting bigger 438 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:43,974 does not mean that you can't handle it. 439 00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:45,943 You and Ben can handle anything. 440 00:13:45,978 --> 00:13:48,779 Wow. 441 00:13:48,814 --> 00:13:50,047 Andy, thank you. 442 00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:53,150 That's exactly what I needed to hear right now. 443 00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:54,819 God, it's so weird that you know 444 00:13:54,853 --> 00:13:56,354 that I'm pregnant before Ben does-- 445 00:13:56,388 --> 00:13:57,355 Pregnant? 446 00:13:57,389 --> 00:13:58,589 Holy crap. 447 00:13:58,624 --> 00:13:59,924 Leslie! 448 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,625 Yeah. Well, what did you think? 449 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,160 I thought you were getting a dog. 450 00:14:03,195 --> 00:14:04,395 Well, why did you go like this? 451 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:05,790 That's the sign for petting a dog 452 00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:06,964 that's sitting on your lap. 453 00:14:06,999 --> 00:14:07,965 But pregnant? 454 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,966 Wow. 455 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,334 Oh, that's amazing. 456 00:14:10,369 --> 00:14:12,336 You know, Andy, I think we need to focus on the fact 457 00:14:12,371 --> 00:14:13,638 that we have lost our headliner. 458 00:14:13,672 --> 00:14:14,705 We are out of options. 459 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,140 It's time for a Hail Mary. 460 00:14:17,576 --> 00:14:20,378 How are we gonna convince this guy to reunite Land Ho? 461 00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:22,713 Same way I got a perfect score on the S.A.T.s-- 462 00:14:22,748 --> 00:14:24,348 broken Scantron machine. 463 00:14:24,383 --> 00:14:26,184 Okay, wait, Andy, that is not a good strategy. 464 00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:27,852 Okay, I will give him a brief explanation 465 00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:29,020 about the unity concert, 466 00:14:29,054 --> 00:14:31,522 and you stand by... 467 00:14:31,556 --> 00:14:32,523 Oh, God, I'm sorry. 468 00:14:32,557 --> 00:14:34,592 [Retching] 469 00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:35,593 Hello? 470 00:14:35,627 --> 00:14:37,695 Scott Tanner. 471 00:14:37,729 --> 00:14:40,531 It's Scott Tanner. 472 00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:42,366 Hi. My name is Andy. 473 00:14:42,401 --> 00:14:45,069 And this barfing lady over here is Leslie. 474 00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:46,537 We just need ten minutes of your time. 475 00:14:46,571 --> 00:14:47,672 To do what? 476 00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:49,940 To convince you to reunite Land Ho. 477 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:51,275 Listen, it means a lot to me 478 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,277 that you guys loved the band, 479 00:14:53,312 --> 00:14:55,913 and I'm gonna tell you the exact same thing 480 00:14:55,947 --> 00:14:59,684 I've told everyone who's ever asked us to reunite: 481 00:14:59,718 --> 00:15:01,519 No. 482 00:15:01,553 --> 00:15:03,033 Listen, I know that you and the band 483 00:15:03,055 --> 00:15:04,855 aren't on the best of terms right now. 484 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,524 But bringing people together 485 00:15:06,558 --> 00:15:08,859 is exactly what we want to talk to you about. 486 00:15:13,198 --> 00:15:14,678 Pull that. Hold it down on the bottom. 487 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,067 I got it, yeah. 488 00:15:16,101 --> 00:15:18,603 Mr. Ron Dunn, 489 00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:20,771 I have something I'm very angry about, 490 00:15:20,806 --> 00:15:24,375 but other Ron, he's not helping me with it. 491 00:15:24,409 --> 00:15:25,743 Can you help? 492 00:15:25,777 --> 00:15:27,745 Well, I can tell by the indigo on your chiclets 493 00:15:27,779 --> 00:15:30,414 that you've been drinking blueberry wine. 494 00:15:30,449 --> 00:15:31,916 That's a good start. 495 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:35,753 The Wamapoke called it mattapiqua. 496 00:15:35,787 --> 00:15:38,289 They believed it had mystical powers. 497 00:15:38,323 --> 00:15:40,458 Yeah, it also tastes like jelly. 498 00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:42,927 So what's got your goat there, friend? 499 00:15:42,961 --> 00:15:45,096 My parents, they had this lake house, 500 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:47,064 and they sold it without telling me. 501 00:15:47,099 --> 00:15:49,500 And so I was like, "Why?" You know? 502 00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:52,169 I was like, "God, you guys!" 503 00:15:52,204 --> 00:15:53,838 Oh, you're hanging on to that anger 504 00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:56,507 for dear life, compadre. 505 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,942 Let's role-play. 506 00:15:57,976 --> 00:15:59,944 Well, good night, everyone. 507 00:15:59,978 --> 00:16:02,446 I'm going to go home and feel totally fine. 508 00:16:02,481 --> 00:16:03,781 Who am I kidding? 509 00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:05,656 I'm going to go home, put on a Macy Gray album, 510 00:16:05,684 --> 00:16:06,951 and cry in the mirror! 511 00:16:06,985 --> 00:16:07,952 Why are you bummed? 512 00:16:07,986 --> 00:16:09,453 Are you all blind? 513 00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:11,122 I want that job at Tom's Bistro. 514 00:16:11,156 --> 00:16:13,291 I've been trying to show you for the last five hours. 515 00:16:13,325 --> 00:16:14,959 Look, man, you know your stuff, 516 00:16:14,993 --> 00:16:16,994 but you're like a crazy volcano. 517 00:16:17,029 --> 00:16:18,929 You'd have to show me you can bring it down a notch. 518 00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:21,132 I'll bring it down 1,000 notches if I have to! 519 00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:25,169 This looks like it's gonna be a great concert. 520 00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:27,271 The band just does not play anymore. 521 00:16:27,306 --> 00:16:28,606 Well, I understand. 522 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,607 [Chokes] 523 00:16:29,641 --> 00:16:31,342 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 524 00:16:31,376 --> 00:16:32,977 My stomach is trying to murder me. 525 00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:34,445 Still drunk from last night? 526 00:16:34,479 --> 00:16:35,546 I've been there. 527 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,014 You know, this town still loves you. 528 00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:39,317 I'm in a band myself actually-- Mouse Rat-- 529 00:16:39,351 --> 00:16:40,785 and we cover about five of your songs, 530 00:16:40,819 --> 00:16:41,786 and they just go nuts. 531 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:44,121 Really? Which ones? 532 00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:47,124 ♪ Catapult me into the sun and I'll ♪ 533 00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:49,427 [Together] ♪ burn, baby, burn ♪ 534 00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:50,428 Oh, yeah. 535 00:16:50,462 --> 00:16:52,363 Johnny Karate? 536 00:16:52,397 --> 00:16:53,631 I thought you said your name was Andy. 537 00:16:53,665 --> 00:16:54,799 Well, it is. 538 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,101 I'm also a children's performer. 539 00:16:57,135 --> 00:16:59,804 He played at Joey's birthday, and he's awesome. 540 00:16:59,838 --> 00:17:01,939 Sing Karate Chop Master. 541 00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:03,874 I'll do it as long as your dad sings along. 542 00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:05,009 Let's do it. 543 00:17:05,043 --> 00:17:06,243 It's easy. You'll pick it up. 544 00:17:06,244 --> 00:17:07,211 ♪ Karate chop master ♪ 545 00:17:07,245 --> 00:17:08,546 ♪ I'm a karate chop master ♪ 546 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,515 ♪ and I will karate chop you ♪ 547 00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:12,950 ♪ chop, chop, chop, chop ♪ 548 00:17:12,985 --> 00:17:14,185 ♪ kick, kick, kick, kick-chop ♪ 549 00:17:14,219 --> 00:17:15,219 Scott, you sing. 550 00:17:15,253 --> 00:17:16,254 ♪ Chop, chop, kick, kick ♪ 551 00:17:16,288 --> 00:17:17,588 ♪ kick-kick, kick-kick, k-chop ♪ 552 00:17:17,623 --> 00:17:19,390 No. 553 00:17:19,424 --> 00:17:20,524 Just listen to me. 554 00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:21,626 ♪ Chop and a chop ♪ 555 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,994 ♪ and a kick and kick and chop ♪ 556 00:17:23,028 --> 00:17:24,996 ♪ and a titan throw and chop and kick-chop ♪ 557 00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:26,197 Now your turn. 558 00:17:26,231 --> 00:17:27,531 [Together] ♪ Chop, chop, kick, kick, chop ♪ 559 00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:28,699 Harmonies! Oh, my God! 560 00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:29,867 [Together] ♪ Chop, chop, kick, kick ♪ 561 00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:31,369 ♪ chop-chop, kick ♪ 562 00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:33,037 - ♪ And a chop and a kick ♪ - ♪ And a kick and a ♪ 563 00:17:33,071 --> 00:17:34,672 No. 564 00:17:34,706 --> 00:17:36,340 No, it's not--you didn't-- 565 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:37,475 I mean, just listen. 566 00:17:37,509 --> 00:17:38,643 Good evening. 567 00:17:38,677 --> 00:17:40,177 May I assist you with a wine tonight? 568 00:17:40,212 --> 00:17:41,679 Yeah, I'm having fish, 569 00:17:41,713 --> 00:17:44,682 so maybe a full-bodied... 570 00:17:44,716 --> 00:17:45,783 red? 571 00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:47,618 You know, sir, you might want to consider 572 00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:49,453 something white to go with your fish. 573 00:17:49,488 --> 00:17:52,123 No. Red. 574 00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:53,591 And bring some ice cubes. 575 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:54,792 I like ice cubes in my red wine. 576 00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:56,294 I'll have a glass 577 00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:58,296 of your most expensive red wine 578 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:01,132 mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine, 579 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,433 served in a dog bowl. 580 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:05,102 Silly straws all around, please. 581 00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:08,506 I'll be right back with my recommendations. 582 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:09,874 Seems to be keeping it together. 583 00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:11,375 [Screaming] What kind of monster 584 00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,211 orders red with fish? 585 00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:14,485 I know they're messing with me, 586 00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,914 and it's just a test, but have some decency. 587 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,685 For you, sir, a light, crisp Pinot 588 00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:22,019 with just a hint of lemon 589 00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:24,555 to bring out the flavors in your fish. 590 00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,223 I brought you a bold Cabernet, 591 00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:28,893 which should still taste okay when watered down. 592 00:18:28,927 --> 00:18:31,729 And for you, madam, would you consider this rose? 593 00:18:31,763 --> 00:18:34,198 It's halfway between red and white. 594 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:35,866 Thanks very much. 595 00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:37,635 Enjoy. 596 00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:39,904 I think I may have found my new sommelier. 597 00:18:39,938 --> 00:18:42,139 That was so embarrassing! 598 00:18:42,174 --> 00:18:44,475 We'll have to make sure the wine cellar at Tom's Bistro 599 00:18:44,509 --> 00:18:45,476 is soundproof. 600 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:46,477 [Screaming] 601 00:18:46,511 --> 00:18:49,480 Hoy-hay! 602 00:18:49,514 --> 00:18:51,215 Oh! 603 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,216 [Sighs] 604 00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:53,884 That was beautiful. 605 00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:56,220 You're surrendering to the earth mother. 606 00:18:56,255 --> 00:18:59,423 Now stare into the fire and picture your spirit animal. 607 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,192 I don't know what my spirit animal is. 608 00:19:01,226 --> 00:19:02,693 Because it doesn't exist, 609 00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:05,463 because that's nonsense, because you're an adult. 610 00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:09,467 Baby snow owl. 611 00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:10,835 He's right. 612 00:19:10,869 --> 00:19:14,338 Our spirit animals connect us to the natural world. 613 00:19:14,373 --> 00:19:17,341 You need to remain open to their message. 614 00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:19,176 Watch. 615 00:19:19,211 --> 00:19:22,213 [Wings flapping] 616 00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:26,584 Welcome back, old friend. 617 00:19:26,618 --> 00:19:28,085 Whoa. 618 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,422 If you really want to cleanse yourself of that anger, 619 00:19:31,456 --> 00:19:34,492 take that check and send it into the flames 620 00:19:34,526 --> 00:19:36,961 and up into the air with your screams. 621 00:19:36,995 --> 00:19:39,964 Do not burn that check. It is money. 622 00:19:39,998 --> 00:19:41,966 No. Ron's right, Ron. 623 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,668 [Paper rustling] 624 00:19:47,739 --> 00:19:51,442 There, there, baby snow owl. 625 00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:52,643 You're safe now. 626 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:58,408 This is him right here. 627 00:19:58,443 --> 00:20:00,244 I will also get out here and walk home. 628 00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:01,411 You sure? 629 00:20:01,446 --> 00:20:04,248 This thing runs on vegetable oil and bat guano. 630 00:20:04,282 --> 00:20:06,650 Actually cleans the air as it drives. 631 00:20:06,684 --> 00:20:08,352 Quite sure. Thank you. 632 00:20:10,989 --> 00:20:13,957 Hey, thank you 633 00:20:13,992 --> 00:20:15,926 for helping me with my anger. 634 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,896 You've already emerged from your cocoon. 635 00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:20,564 Now the question is: 636 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,766 Will you fly? 637 00:20:30,675 --> 00:20:31,975 Yeah, I don't feel any better. 638 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,143 I'm still angry. 639 00:20:33,178 --> 00:20:34,812 Damn it. 640 00:20:34,846 --> 00:20:36,480 I don't know why this lake house thing 641 00:20:36,514 --> 00:20:38,148 is driving me so crazy. 642 00:20:38,183 --> 00:20:41,819 I'm sorry we couldn't help you work through your problems. 643 00:20:41,853 --> 00:20:43,987 Now, if you'll excuse me, I got a lady, 644 00:20:44,022 --> 00:20:47,558 two little girls, and an infant waiting for me. 645 00:20:47,592 --> 00:20:49,893 It's always nice to see the kids at the end of a long day. 646 00:20:49,928 --> 00:20:52,596 Really puts things in perspective. 647 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:56,934 [Door closes] 648 00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:59,269 Oh, my God, Ben. I have so much to tell you. 649 00:20:59,304 --> 00:21:02,473 We got Land Ho to play the unity concert. 650 00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:03,974 Whoa. What happened to you? 651 00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:05,642 It doesn't matter. 652 00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:08,478 I thought I was upset because my parents are insane. 653 00:21:08,513 --> 00:21:11,648 But Ron kind of just showed me the real reason. 654 00:21:11,683 --> 00:21:14,318 I have so many childhood memories at that lake house 655 00:21:14,352 --> 00:21:15,819 that, in the back of my mind, 656 00:21:15,854 --> 00:21:18,489 I always pictured taking my kids-- 657 00:21:18,523 --> 00:21:20,557 or taking our kids there. 658 00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:22,659 I want to start our family. 659 00:21:22,694 --> 00:21:24,328 I mean, I know things are crazy, 660 00:21:24,362 --> 00:21:26,530 but there's no good time, 661 00:21:26,564 --> 00:21:28,966 and I want to do it now. 662 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,203 Well, buddy, I got some good news for you. 663 00:21:34,188 --> 00:21:41,157 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com