[ALL SCREAMING]
[CACKLING]
ALL: Whoa!
[HOWLS]
[BOTH GIGGLE]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[PLAYING ORGAN]
[GROANING]
[LAUGHS]
[SCREECHING]
[ALL GROAN, GASP]
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Jeepers.
That was seriously scary.
Come on. Let's go again.
Uh...let's not and say we didn't.
I'm with Daphne.
The Ghost Coaster is by far the scariest ride
at the Halloween Carnival.
Ha-ha. Are you kidding?
Like, that ride put the "easy" in "cheesy."
Yeah. Oh, easy.
[GIGGLES]
Are you sure you weren't just a little bit scared?
[AS VAMPIRE] By all the bloodsucking vampires?
Howling werewolves?
And wicked witches.
[CACKLES]
Ha-ha-ha. Nice try, gang,
but Scoob and I aren't scared
of any of those phony old frights.
Yeah. Phony frights.
[GIGGLES]
Come on.
Not even on Halloween night?
Ha! Are you kidding?
Like, Halloween is the one night
when you know everything is fake.
Just take a look around.
It's nothing but wannabe witches
and goofball ghosts
as far as the eye can see.
Yum-yum.
[GIGGLES]
SHAGGY: Ha-ha-ha. But I got to admit,
a holiday invented just to eat candy
can't be all bad.
[GULPS]
FREDDY: Hey. Check it out.
VELMA [READS]:
This ought to be good.
I'll grab tickets before they sell out.
[GULPS] Ah.
[GIGGLES]
Like, beat that, Scoob.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH: Scooby.
[GIGGLES]
[GULPS]
Confounded mutt.
[MUTTERS]
Look what you've done. I'm soaked.
[MUTTERS]
Oh!
[SNIFFS, GROANS]
Wet-dog smell.
FREDDY: Oh, wow.
We know you.
You're the Amazing Krudsky.
We were just on our way to catch your act.
Act?
The Halloween Spectacular
is no mere act.
Now, out of the way.
I must go blow-dry my cummerbund.
So, like, I guess we'll be seeing you inside.
Three magic words:
"No dogs allowed."
Huh?
Can you believe the nerve of this guy?
"Master of Magic." Puh-lease.
Like, what a bunch of Halloween hooey.
Yeah. Hooey.
Hey. That gives me an idea.
Like, what do you say we get in on the act?
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] Ooh. Uh-huh.
Yeah.
[GIGGLES]
KRUDSKY [ON PA]: Once a year, on Halloween night,
the powers of the dark
meet the powers of the light.
[CROWD GASPS]
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
People of Coolsville,
fix your slack-jawed gaze
upon my dazzling powers.
[CHEERING]
From the elegant parlors of Vienna
to this unglamorous backwater,
I, the Amazing Krudsky,
have come to astound you.
Abracam, caliphazam!
Ta-da.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[GIGGLES]
Huh? Ugh.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
Like, check it out.
That's not magic.
This table has a hole in it.
[CROWD GASPS]
Confound it. You're ruining my--
[SCREAMS]
And would you look at that?
Like, a trapdoor built right into the floorboards.
That must be how he "magically"
appeared on-stage.
Ooh. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Ha-ha. There's no mystery here, Scoob.
Like, the Amazing Krudsky is
just a make-believe magician.
[CROWD BOOING]
H-- No. Ah-- Please.
Ah-- C-come back.
I can explain.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
Ohh.
I'll get you for this.
And your big dog too.
Way to go, you two.
You got us kicked out of the carnival.
Now what are we supposed to do?
[CLOCK BELL RINGING]
Don't sweat it, gang.
There's still one Halloween hoax we do believe in.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
BOTH: Trick or treat.
[DOORBELL DINGS]
Smell my feet.
[DOORBELL DINGS]
And give us something groovy to eat.
Hey, Scoob.
Ha-ha. Like, check it out.
The world's first candy hot tub. Ha-ha.
Yeah. Hoo-hoo.
Okay. I think that's enough
trick-or-treating for one night.
It's getting late.
Oh. One more? Please?
Okay. You guys go ahead.
We'll grab the van and meet you back here.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[GIGGLES]
Blast those teenage troublemakers.
If word of this gets out, I'll be ruined.
It's not my fault I'm a big phony.
I've spent a lifetime in search of real magic.
I've studied every spell,
spoken every incantation.
There must be something I'm missing.
[GRUNTS]
Huh?
[GASPS]
The Goblin Scepter:
fabled wand of the great Goblin King.
"Bewitched by the darkest magic,
"he who holds the Goblin Scepter
holds the magic of Halloween in his grasp."
It must be a sign!
Somehow, someway... [GASPS]
...tonight, the Goblin Scepter will be mine.
[LAUGHS]
Prepare yourself, Krudsky.
You're finally going up in the world.
[GIGGLES]
[GRUNTING]
[GIGGLING]
[GROANING]
Who is responsible for this indignity?
Think this is funny, do you?
Show yourself this instant!
[GASPS]
Huh?
Ow.
Pesky insect.
[GRUNTING]
Ah-ah-oof.
[GIGGLING]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUMBLES, GROWLS]
Oh. Uh?
[GRUNTING]
[MUTTERING]
[GIGGLES, GRUNTS]
Ugh.
Huh? Ha-ha.
Gotcha!
[GASPS]
[GROANING]
F-f-f-f-f-fairy?
[MUMBLING]
"Fable." "Fawn."
"Fangface."
Yes. "Fairy."
"If a mortal catches a fairy on Halloween,
the fairy's magic can be stolen using the following spell."
[CACKLES]
[CLEARS THROAT]
By the fearful powers of Halloween night
Give to me this fairy's light
[GASPS]
[CHORTLES]
[LAUGHING]
[BIRD CAWS]
Here we are, Scoob. Last house on the block.
Oh.
[WHIMPERS]
SHAGGY: Boy, you said it. Talk about a kooky crib.
SHAGGY: "Mr. Gibbles'
Genuine Magic Shopp-ee."
Ha. There's nothing to be afraid of, Scoob.
Ha-ha-ha.
It's just more Halloween hogwash.
Oh. Hee-hee.
Hee-hee-hee-hee.
[GATES CREAK]
BOTH: Huh?
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
[GULPS] But, like,
shouldn't we have knocked first?
Yeah.
we should've knocked.
Like, check out this creep-show convenience store.
Hey, Scoob.
Like, just call me Merlin the Mostest Magician.
[GIGGLES]
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
[CONTINUES BLOWING] [GIGGLES]
[GASPING]
[GROWLS]
[GASPS]
[CHUCKLES]
[YELPS]
What is it, Scooby-Doo?
Magic mirror.
Magic mirror!
A magic mirror?
Come off it, Scoob. Ha-ha.
What are you, afraid of your own shadow?
[THUNDER CRASHING]
BOTH: Yikes!
MAN: Who dares speak of the shadows
on Halloween night?
[BOTH GASP]
A wizard must be careful with his words.
[GULPS] Our bad.
Like, we're new here.
Yeah. New here.
Always delighted to meet new customers. Always, always.
Welcome to Mr. Gibbles',
where the magic is real
at prices that are unreal.
Sorry. But you got us all wrong.
Like, we're not customers. We're consumers.
Like,
trick or treat. Trick or treat.
Trick or treat, eh?
Well, then...
I choose "trick."
Huh? Huh?
[CACKLING]
That's scary.
[WHIMPERING]
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
Mr. Gibbles. Mr. Gibbles, please.
Please open up. I need your help.
Galloping ghosts. Fairy Princess Willow.
[BOTH GULP]
F-f-fairy Princess? Fairy Princess?
Your Highness. What are you doing here?
Please listen. There isn't much time.
An evil magician has stolen my fairy powers.
You must close the shop before he finds me here.
Close my magic shop? On Halloween night?
Heh-heh. Oh, another one of your pixy pranks.
This is no prank.
Please, you must hurry before it's too late.
Speaking of "late," like, don't bother
showing us the door.
If there's one thing we know, it's how to make an exit.
[RUMBLING]
[BOTH GASP]
[CACKLING]
Mr. Gibbles' Genuine Magic Shoppe.
My, what an impressive emporium.
Mind if I have a quick look around?
I'm sorry. We were just closing for the night.
Uh, perhaps you can come back next year?
I've waited long enough.
Mirror, mirror, tall and sleek
Show me the fairy that I seek
[TICKING]
Ah.
There you are.
[GASPS]
Fickle fairy.
Thought you could escape while my back was turned?
Ugh. Typical mortal.
Stealing my fairy magic isn't enough?
Once you have a little power,
all you want is more, more, more.
[CHUCKLING] I know.
Isn't it marvelous?
Now, obey your master.
[CHANTS IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
[SCREAMS]
No!
[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
Old fool.
Ears of fuzz, tail of cotton
Powers of good Meet the powers of rotten
[SCREAMS]
Now, hop along.
[SNICKERS]
I'll just pick up a few things
while I'm here.
[SNICKERING]
[CACKLING]
Zoinks. Don't look now, Scoob,
but I think the "Not-So-Amazing" Krudsky
just got his act together.
Don't worry, lads.
We may yet save the Fairy Princess and Halloween.
I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve.
[GULPS] Like, that's not his sleeve.
Uh-oh.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Like, we'd love to stick around,
but I just remembered,
Scoob and I are deathly allergic
to magical talking rabbits.
Uh-huh.
[BOTH SNEEZING]
Crystal burning Bright with fire
Future secrets I desire
DAPHNE: Oh, Scooby-Doo. Where are you?
BOTH: Huh?
[KRUDSKY CACKLING]
KRUDSKY: This shall teach you
to meddle in the affairs of magicians.
[SCREAMING]
[INSANE CACKLING]
[GROANING]
[CACKLING]
[HOWLING]
SCOOBY-DOO: Oh-ho-ho.
Oh, no.
Zoinks!
Oh, ho-ho-ho!
Like, that magical maniac
just gave the gang an extreme monster makeover.
No, my friends. It is the future you have seen.
Huh? What?
Like, the future?
As in, stuff that hasn't happened yet,
and therefore might be changed if we embark on a perilous quest
to alter the hand of destiny?
Like, that kind of future?
Something like that, yes.
[BOTH GULP]
Like, I was afraid of that.
Yeah. Me too.
We must act quickly.
See for yourselves.
The magic scepter of the great Goblin King himself.
BOTH: G-g-great Goblin King?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
Don't you see?
Krudsky has stolen the light magic from Princess Willow.
Now he only needs the dark magic of the Goblin Scepter
to complete his power.
Okay. Like, that doesn't sound so bad.
Not so bad?
It would destroy the very balance
of the supernatural order.
Huh? Hm?
This world would fall into chaos,
and the powers of Halloween night
would rule here forever,
turning everyone into horrible Halloween monsters,
just like your friends.
Well, when you put it that way...
Oh.
You must travel to the land of the Halloween spirits.
There you will seek the hidden castle
of the great Goblin King.
Sneak into the castle undetected,
grab the Goblin Scepter,
and make your escape before the stroke of midnight.
[GRANDFATHER CLOCK CHIMES]
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
Like, is that all?
Scoob, old buddy. Like, next year,
what do you say we just skip Halloween
and go right on to Thanksgiving?
[WHIMPERING, CRYING]
I wish there was more I could do for you. But take these.
They should serve you well on the other side.
SHAGGY: A deck of cards?
These are magic cards.
Hold one out like so
and read the inscription.
Like, "demented disguises."
Huh?
Hey. Check it out, Scoob.
Like, our very own monster mash-up.
Cool.
[SNICKERS]
[LAUGHS] Marvelous.
You'll have no trouble blending in now, eh?
Let's try another one, Scoob.
Okay.
No, no, no.
You have to save them for emergencies.
Each card can be used only once.
And be careful.
Each magic spell lasts but a short time.
[RUMBLING] BOTH: Huh?
[TRAIN WHISTLE SOUNDS DISTANTLY]
Speaking of time, you've got a train to catch.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLARES]
[WHISTLING]
SHAGGY: Like, check out that freaky freight train.
SCOOBY-DOO: Yeah. Freaky.
Attention. Afterworld Express
with one-way, nonstop service to:
Sleepy Hollow,
Hangman's Corner,
and Ghost Central Station.
Scoob, old buddy,
I think we're in for the ride of our afterlives.
Oh. One last thing.
Whatever happens, you must return by sunrise
or be trapped in the spirit world forever.
Back by sunrise, trapped forever. Uh, got it.
[GULPS] But, like,
how are we supposed to get back?
Oh, dear. I hadn't thought about that.
Huh? Huh?
[WHISTLING]
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLARING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
Zoinks.
Don't look now, Scooby-Doo,
but, ho-ho, I think we're riding
on the Grim Reaper railroad.
[GHASTLY LAUGHTER]
Like, stop the train. [BELL CHIMES]
Ha-ha! We want off this loco locomotive.
[WHIMPERS]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[GHOSTLY CACKLING]
[BOTH KISSING GROUND]
[LAUGHS]
Like, we made it, Scoob. We're on the ground.
The sweet, sweet ground.
[CHUCKLES]
[BOTH KISSING GROUND]
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] You there.
What you think you're doing, eh?
Trying to sneak into my boneyard
while my back was turned?
I think our disguises have lost their charm.
[BOTH GASP]
Oh. A couple of wiseacres, eh?
Believe me, laddies,
you don't want to see my bad side.
[GROWLING]
[HOWLING]
Zoinks! [WHIMPERING]
[GROWLING]
Like, this being your bad side?
[ROARING]
Time for a late-night snack.
Like, hold on.
Uh, you wouldn't eat a fellow werewolf, would you?
Huh?
Observe.
[SNIFFS]
[WHIMPERS] [GROWLS]
[ROARING]
[GROWLING]
[LAUGHS]
Stone me.
It's one of me own brethren.
Come on, then.
Come on.
Sorry about the rough reception, mate.
Gotta keep out the riffraff now, don't we?
[LAUGHS]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Whew. Oh.
[HORN BLOWING]
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
Zoinks. Like, this is one
whacked out watering hole.
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Boo. Boo-hoo-hoo.
[LAUGHS]
Okay, Scoob. Like, just be cool.
Yeah. [GULPS]
Be cool.
Like, great party, huh?
[LAUGHS]
Hm.
So, uh, what's a nice ghoul like you
doing in a place like this?
[SNAKES HISS]
Zoinks!
Like, forget I asked.
[BAND PLAYS JAZZY MUSIC]
[UNINTELLIGIBLE MUMBLING]
[SNICKERING]
[GASPS, SNICKERS]
[MUSIC STOPS]
ALL: Goblin King?
[SHRIEKS]
[ALL SCREAM]
[SCREAMS]
[CROAKING]
[SCREAMS]
[SHRIEKS]
Like, was it something we said?
GOBLIN 1: Goblin patrol!
GOBLIN 2: Hold it right there.
Ooh. You've done it now, boys.
No one dares speak of the Goblin King.
Ooh! Ow!
What'd you do that for?
You said "Goblin King."
Ow! Hey.
Don't say "Goblin King."
You said it first.
Did not. You started it. No, I have a right to.
You said it first.
[QUIETLY] Come on, Scoob.
Right now is our chance to vamoose.
GOBLIN 2: Wait-- GOBLIN 1: You said it first.
I can do what I want, because I'm the first one in.
Hang on there.
Just where do you think you're going?
It's off to the goblin dungeons for you.
CREATURE: Come on, the party's just getting started.
So tell me, goblin boy,
is this a private fight, or can anybody join in?
Like, why not? Ha. The more the scarier.
[LAUGHS]
Step aside, you.
Nobody messes with the Shadow Goblins.
Ooh. What are you gonna do, breathe on me?
[CACKLES]
If you wanna go a few rounds
with old Jack O' Lantern right here, right now,
let's rumble.
Oh, oh, oh-- Hey-- Hey, come on,
take it easy there, Jack.
Come on, we're only doing our jobs. Please.
Wait till we tell the Goblin King about this.
You're gonna be in so much trouble.
Shut it, will you? Hey, what'd I say?
You said "Goblin King."
[BOTH GRUNTING]
You got me-- You wanna get me in trouble.
You're the one in trouble.
You're the one that says it all the time.
JACK: Hey, come on.
This place is dead. Ha-ha.
[LAUGHING]
You better watch it.
The last thing you want tonight
are those good-for-nothing goblins coming after you.
But I gotta give you props.
[LAUGHS] The Goblin King's castle?
What a riot. You guys are whacked. I love it.
[LAUGHING]
So, like, does that mean you'll help us?
Look, you guys crack me up,
but I can't hang with you.
I got my own deadline tonight.
See my candle?
That's how long I got
to get my Halloween on.
Once it burns out, I'm burned out.
You know what I'm saying?
[HORSE WHINNYING]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[WHINNYING]
[BOTH GASP]
Like, who's the creep with the missing cranium?
The Headless Horseman.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY] [WHINNYING]
I am so tired of working with this guy.
Quick, y-- You gotta help me.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[HORSE WHINNYING]
[SNORTS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[SCREAMS]
Zoinks! [YELLING]
[WHINNIES]
[BOTH YELL]
[WHINNIES]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
"Shield of safety."
[GIGGLING]
[WHINNYING]
[YELLS]
Huh? [YELPS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[PANTING]
"Wall of gnome!"
[GIGGLING]
[ALL YELLING]
"Force of flowers."
"Clown calamity."
"Baby on a frog."
[CROAKING]
[WHINNIES]
[YELLING]
Oh, the magic cards.
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[SCREAMING]
[PANTING]
[WHINNIES]
[YELLS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Scooby-dooby-doo!
Ow. Ooh-ooh. Ow.
I got him.
[WHIMPERING]
[WHINNYING]
JACK: Head for the covered bridge. It's our only chance.
[JACK SCREAMING]
[HORSE SNORTS]
[YELLING]
Zoinks. Like, why did he stop?
Well, duh. That's the Horseman's one fatal flaw:
He can't cross covered bridges. [WHINNIES]
Ha-ha.
Like, I guess it's true what they say:
"It's tough to get 'a head' in this town."
[ALL LAUGHING]
FREDDY: Shaggy, Scooby.
Huh. Guess they're not here either.
This place is deserted.
Not quite. Look.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the most dreadful
goblin of all?
What wizard dare disturb
the great Goblin King?
[ALL GASP]
Greetings, your royal awfulness.
The Amazing Krudsky,
at your service.
Foolish mortal.
To what purpose do you summon
the ruler of the goblin hordes?
Say hello to my little
fairy friend.
[GASPS]
Fairy Princess Willow.
Jeepers. A real-life fairy.
Maybe Krudsky's magic is real after all.
But that's impossible.
Rational mind...
shutting down.
Ooh.
What loathsome trickery is this?
No tricks. Only a trade.
Meet me at the clock tower, midnight...ish.
There I shall release her to you
in return for your Goblin Scepter.
Most foul and wicked wizard.
You tempt powers beyond your grasp.
[GROWLS]
You shall regret this.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Soon, all the powers of Halloween
shall be mine.
And then I'll show that scruffy slacker
and his mangy mutt, Scooby-Doo,
a magic trick they'll never forget.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Shaggy and Scooby are in big trouble.
We've gotta find them before that whacked-out warlock does.
And what about that adorable little fairy?
We can't just let that icky Goblin King take her away.
Right, Velma?
[GROANING]
[LIPS SMACKING]
Oh, no. Velma's fried.
All this must have overloaded her rational brain.
Then it's up to us, Daphne.
We've gotta get over to that clock tower before midnight
and set a trap for that magic maniac.
Come on.
[CREATURE SCREECHING, CAWING]
End of the line, guys.
There's the witch's hut, just like I promised.
Look, I gotta bounce,
but they can help you find the Goblin Castle.
You know, assuming they don't, uh, eat you first.
Eat us? Eat us?
Are you sure you won't come with us, Jack?
Sorry, guys. But those old bags take one look at me and,
splat, I'm pumpkin pie.
You know what I'm saying?
But, like, how are we gonna get along without you?
We haven't got any magic left.
Yeah. How?
Are you kidding? You guys rescued me
from the "Brainless" Horseman, hello?
That took real courage.
And everybody knows courage
is the most powerful magic of all.
Like, I hate to tell you,
but that wasn't courage. That was panic.
Hey, whatever you call it, it's working for you.
Keep it unreal,
and happy Halloween!
[SIGHS]
[LIQUID BUBBLING]
Boil and bubble, toil and trouble
If it's too weak, then make it a double
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[MEOWS]
[LAUGHING]
For once in our lives, Scoob, like,
I hope we're too late for supper.
It is very rude to linger in doorways.
[BOTH GRUNT]
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
Eye of snake and tongue of rat
Pie of rhubarb, wing of bat
[LAUGHING]
There, now. It's almost ready.
Here. Taste.
Uh. Uh, no, thanks.
I'd really rather--
Mm?
Boy. Do I feel sluggish
all of a sudden.
Zoinks!
Hmm. I knew it.
Not enough dragon's tooth.
Uh-oh.
[MEOWS]
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
Meow. [LAUGHING]
Like, hang on, Scoob.
We gotta make a beeline from this feline.
[MEOWING]
[PANTING]
No. No, no, no.
This will never do.
Ohh. Hm? Oh.
Quite right.
More meat on them this way.
Come, my sweets.
We'd just love to
have you for dinner.
[WITCHES LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[BOTH GASP]
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Wish we could stay, but you see,
we just stopped in to ask for directions.
Uh-huh.
Yes. We can guide you to
the hidden lair of the Goblin King.
But first, you must help us.
[ALL LAUGHING]
There are bad omens everywhere tonight.
Some dark force has upset
the supernatural balance.
Catastrophe rides on the wind.
I'm afraid I've had to cancel my midnight ride.
Naturally, my magic broomstick is devastated.
BOTH: M-m-m-m-magic broomstick?
Poor thing. He was so looking forward to it.
It's very bad to break
a magic broom's spirit.
Once broken, they are never the same again.
All right, Broomy. Enough moping.
These nice boys are going to take you out for a spin.
Aren't you, boys?
Scoob, old buddy, like,
why do I get the feeling
that we're the ones about to get spun?
Oh, no.
Now, hold on tight.
Lean forward for faster, back to slow down.
And watch out. He's got a wild streak in him.
Just loves to take off on you. But don't let him.
Like, got all that, Scoob?
No.
[WHIMPERS]
Here, you'll need this to get inside the castle.
It's magic potion.
My own secret recipe,
made from Scratch.
Poor old Scratch.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Take them to the Old Oak Grove.
From there, the fairies will
guide you to the Goblin Castle.
But beware. It's a hideous place
filled with the most horrible monsters imaginable.
And do write.
[BOTH YELLING]
[BANGING]
Hm. Hm.
[LAUGHS] Hey, Scoob.
I think we're getting the hang of this thing.
Scooby-dooby-doo!
[CHUCKLING]
Hey, look. Ha. Let's shoot 'em down.
Bring out the goblin blaster.
[SIREN WAILING]
[BOTH GASP]
Get 'em. Get 'em.
BOTH: Whoa!
[YELPS]
[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]
[BOTH YELPING]
Fire.
[SHAGGY SCREAMING] [GASPS]
SHAGGY: Mayday. Mayday. We're going down.
[SCOOBY-DOO HOWLING]
[WHIMPERS]
Hmm?
[CONFUSED WHIMPER]
[BOTH GRUNT]
Oh.
Huh? Hmm?
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH: Ooh.
[GULPS]
Like, are we dead?
VOICE 1: Hee-hee-hee! Of course you're not dead.
VOICE 2: Ha-ha-ha-ha! You big sillies.
Hee-hee-hee! Name's Sparkplug.
[YELPS]
I'm Honeybee.
[WHIMPERS]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
And I'm Tiddlywink.
Welcome to the City of the Fairies.
[GASPS] Look over here.
Your broomstick.
SHAGGY: Oh, no. Poor Broomy.
[HOWLS] Broomy.
Don't worry.
[WHISTLES]
A little fairy magic will have him fixed up in no time.
Wow. Ah-ha-ha!
Like, who knew fairies could be so friendly?
SPARKPLUG: Of course.
TIDDLYWINK: We fairies use only good magic,
balancing out all the bad magic
used by the Shadow Goblins.
But tonight, the balance is shifting.
I fear something terrible is happening.
We know all about it.
If we can catch a lift to the Goblin Castle,
we may be able to stop it.
We can show you the way,
but you'll never get inside.
The castle will be crawling with guards
for the Goblins' Rave.
BOTH: G-G-G-Goblins' Rave?
Yeah. She's right.
You'll never get in.
It's totally the biggest party of the year.
You don't say.
[LAUGHS]
If there's one thing we know how to do,
it's crash a party.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
[THUNDER CRASHING]
[SQUAWKING]
HONEYBEE: The Goblin Graveyard hides the secret entrance,
but it's only a one-way trip.
[BELL DINGS]
[RUMBLING]
SPARKPLUG: Express elevator going down.
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
Like, on second thought,
maybe we should just take the stairs.
FAIRIES: In you go.
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
HONEYBEE: Bye-bye.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
SHAGGY: Zoinks! Like, first floor,
creepy Goblin Castle.
[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]
GOBLIN 1: Come on. Back up.
Knock it off, knock it off.
You, get a shower. You stink.
You ain't on the list, you ain't getting in.
[CACKLES]
Losers.
[MOANING, YELLING]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]
Okay, Scoob.
[HISSING]
Here goes.
Over the lips and past the gums.
Look out, stomach. You're not gonna like this.
[GULPING]
[WHIMPERS]
Oh, boy.
[GULPING]
[GRUMBLING]
SHAGGY [FALSETTO]: Hee-hee-hee-hee! Hello, boys.
BOTH: Huh?
[GOBLINS OOHING, AHHING]
Hello.
[GIGGLING]
[BOTH WHOOPING AND HOWLING]
[LAUGHING]
Hello, pretty ladies. [CACKLES]
Hi, gals. Heh.
We-- We, uh-- We don't see
your kind around here too often.
[SNICKERS]
Oh. Ha-ha-ha!
I bet you say that to all your goblin girlfriends.
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHING]
We just love goblin parties.
Like, tell me, gruesome.
Any chance you could sneak us in?
[CHUCKLES] Well, uh, I don't know, uh...
All right. All right.
I'm gonna get in trouble for this, but...
in you go.
Like, thanks, you big, horrible thing, you.
She had it all going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you see her friend?
[SMOOCHES, BLOWS]
[GIGGLES]
Ew. What a dog.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[GOBLINS LAUGHING]
GOBLIN 3: Rock 'n' roll, baby.
Rock 'n' roll.
It's midnight tonight.
It's Halloween.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Shaggy, look.
SHAGGY: That must be His Royal Rottenness himself.
And look. There's the Goblin Scepter.
Zoinks! Only five minutes till midnight.
We gotta grab the scepter and hightail it out of here.
[GULPS]
Like, on the count of three. Ready?
One, two...
three.
Well...
hello, my lovelies.
[GRUNTS]
Don't be shy, now.
Let's have a dance.
Dance? Now?
Hit it.
[GOBLINS CHEER]
[PLAYING JAZZ]
[WHIMPERS]
GOBLIN 4: Swing it, boys!
[ALL WHOOP]
[MAN SCATTING]
[NORMAL VOICE] Like, only one minute till midnight, Scoob.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
[GULPS]
What's this?
[SMOOCHES]
[GIGGLING] [SPITTING]
Way to go, Scoob, old buddy. Ha!
Gangway.
Impostors.
Seize them!
[GOBLINS CHATTERING]
Oh.
Left turn, Scoob.
Right turn, Scoob.
Whoa!
Like, dead end.
[GOBLINS CACKLING, SCOOBY WHIMPERS]
Who dares disrupt the Goblins' Rave?
Like, don't mind us.
We were just leaving.
Whoa!
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
[CLOCK CHIMING]
Then the goblin hour has arrived.
You are free, my minions.
[GOBLINS CHATTERING, CACKLING]
Go forth this night,
and let goblin mischief reign!
[CACKLING]
[CHAINS CLANKING]
[GOBLIN 1 CHUCKLING]
O great one,
what you want we should do with them?
Ha-ha! Yeah. What do we do? What do we do?
Take them to the tower dungeon.
T-t-t-tower dungeon? Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Like, any chance we could put in for an upgrade?
Enough talk.
Be thankful that I have more urgent matters to deal with.
Take them away.
[BOTH WHINING]
[CLOCK CHIMING]
Show yourself, wicked warlock.
Greetings, Your Majestic Malignancy.
Thank you for coming.
I do so admire your punctuality.
Show me the princess
or be destroyed.
[CHUCKLING]
You wouldn't dare use magic against me
so long as I have her under my spell.
Why, here she is now,
unharmed, as promised.
And now, if you please,
the Goblin Scepter.
Beware, mortal.
You know not the powers you are dealing with.
Jeepers.
Shh!
Blah-bity-blah-blah-blah.
Cough it up already.
[GROWLS]
So be it.
[GIGGLING]
Now, Daphne! [GRUNTS]
[YELPS]
[GASPS]
[YELLS]
Gotcha.
[CACKLING]
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Amazing Krudsky,
version 2.0!
Well, well.
Look at the big, bad Goblin King.
Release me at once.
I'll take over from here, junior.
No!
[HONKING]
Hm-hm-hm. Now. Who's next?
Okay.
That was not part of the plan.
Run for it!
Shadow Goblins, have your fun.
Halloween has just begun.
[GOBLINS CHATTERING]
SHAGGY: Boy, Scoob, did we screw up this time.
Like, game over.
Yeah.
Game over.
Now we'll never make it back before sunrise,
and be trapped in the spirit world forever.
Still, we gave it one heck of a try,
didn't we, Scoob?
We did?
I mean, think about how far we came.
That took courage, stamina, brains.
And, like, those are things we don't have.
Yeah. Uh-uh.
[SIGHS]
I just wish we had one more chance
to save the day.
HONEYBEE: Did somebody say "wish"?
TIDDLYWINK: Lucky for you, granting wishes is what we do best.
Hey. Our fairy friends.
[LAUGHS]
Like, we're saved.
Yippee!
Hey. Good for you guys.
[BOTH SCREAM]
Well, come on. Your ride is here.
Whoa! Hoo-hoo!
[WHIMPERING] Shaggy, look.
Broomy. You're back in action.
[LAUGHS]
Come on, Scoob. Like, we're going for the sweep.
What's up, dog?
[CACKLES]
Jack. You came back.
Hey, there's still a little fire left in this old pumpkin.
[CACKLES]
Come on. Let's carve.
[JACK CACKLING]
SCOOBY-DOO: Whoo-hoo!
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
Tonight, Halloween is under new management.
All hail the Goblin King.
What is your command, O great one?
[TIRES SQUEALING] Hm.
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
How about...
a little target practice?
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
[GROANS]
What's happening? Where am I?
Hm-hm. Not so fast.
[BRAKES SQUEALING] Jinkies.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present...
the Monstrous Machine.
DAPHNE: Look out. The van's coming apart.
[ROARING]
Whoa. Now, that is something
you just do not do to a guy's van.
[ALL SCREAMING]
FREDDY: Run!
H-head for the carnival.
[BRAKES SCREECH] Jinkies.
[ROARS]
[ALL SCREAMING]
Ah.
BOTH [SCREAMING]: Freddy!
[FREDDY SCREAMING]
[GROANS]
[BOTH GROANING]
[CLUNK]
DAPHNE: Jeepers. We're stuck.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
This shall teach you to meddle in the affairs
of magicians.
Do something, Freddy.
I am doing something.
I'm panicking.
Oh, Scooby-Doo. Where are you?
[CRIES OUT]
[CACKLING]
[CRYING OUT]
[CACKLING]
[HOWLING]
[LAUGHING]
Whoo!
At last. My magic powers are complete.
Who could dare stop me now?
SCOOBY-DOO: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Huh?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
[GROWLS]
Take that.
[GRUNTING]
Hang on. We're coming around.
[SCOOBY LAUGHS]
Here we go, Jack.
Yee-haw!
[SCREAMS]
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
Ha-ha-ha. Like, nice catch, Scoob.
[CRYING OUT]
Ooh. Scoob?
Zoinks.
Mm?
Oh. I've had it up to here with you...
meddling meddlers.
The Goblin Scepter is mine. Let me have it.
[CHUCKLES]
You heard the man, Scoob.
Like, let him have it.
Okay.
I hate you.
[CRYING OUT]
[GASPS]
Like, who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
[HOWLING, GASPS]
[BOTH YELL]
Oh, thank heavens.
[VELMA GASPS]
Look, gang.
The spell is broken.
I'm free.
Uh-oh.
But not for long.
[CAWING]
[WHIMPERS]
Huh?
Yikes.
I got you, Scoob.
You ham-fisted hecklers.
Just wait until I--
I-- [GASPS]
Trick or treat.
[SCREAMS]
No!
Princess Willow...
the trouble you have caused
this night is inexcusable.
I know. And I'm sorry, Daddy.
ALL: Huh?
Daddy?
I shouldn't have snuck out early,
and I'll never do it again, I promise.
As of now, you are officially
grounded for one year.
But I'm awfully glad to have you back,
my little princess.
Mwah.
So...all's forgiven, then? Huh?
[STUTTERING]
You know, Krudsky. You really are my kind of guy.
Really?
You mean, you'll help me with my career?
Let's just say, where you're going,
you'll have lot of time
to practice your act.
[SQUEALS]
[CACKLING]
No. I don't wanna go back yet.
Aw. Do we have to? Ahh.
Come on.
[GOBLINS SCREAMING]
Poor old Jack.
He's all burnt out for another year.
Looks like our time is up.
We'd best say our goodbyes now.
BOTH: Goodbyes?
Come along, Broomy.
It's time we got you home.
Great job, my young wizards.
Be sure to stop by the magic shop next year.
Your Majesty, if you please.
Hey, hey! What do you say?
Jack lives to see another day.
[CHUCKLES] Yippee.
Hey-hey. Take it easy, Scoob.
You're gonna slobber my new candle out. Hey.
Come on, Jack. Time to fly.
JACK: Gotta buzz, coz.
Jack O'Lantern out!
Thank you all so much.
May the magic of the fairies be with you.
Heh. Like, I'll never, ever forget this.
[LAUGHS] Me neither.
Bravest of mortals...
you shall indeed remember,
but all others must forget.
By the shining rays of dawn
All memory of this night Begone
I want my mommy!
[COCK CROWS]
Mm. Whoa.
What just happened?
[HORN HONKS]
SHAGGY: Hey, gang.
Like, where you been? Ha-ha-ha-ha.
We've been looking all over for you.
Shaggy. Scooby.
What happened to you guys last night?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
Like, you wouldn't believe us if we told you.
Well, gang, another Halloween Carnival come and gone.
I hate to say it,
but don't you think we're getting a little old
for this stuff, Freddy?
VELMA: It does seem a little bit silly
to go around pretending
to believe in monsters and magic.
Even if it is just one night a year.
Real or unreal. Like, what's the difference?
Ha-ha. Like, the truth is
you never know where your next scare
is gonna come from.
You've just gotta find the courage
to deal with it face to face.
[CACKLING]
Zoinks!
Oh-ho!
Like, it's that headless horror from the Halloween world.
[GIGGLES]
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Hit it!
[JAMES BELUSHI'S "GOBLIN OOGIE BOOGIE" PLAYING]
[SCATTING]
[WALLACE SHAWN'S "WHO'S AT THE DOOR" PLAYING]
[RANDY CRENSHAW'S "BUMP IN THE NIGHT" PLAYING]
[ZOMBIES UNINTELLIGIBLY MUMBLE]