(WAVE CRASHES)
(SCREECHES)
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Finn and Jake and Susan Strong ♪
♪ And possibly BMO ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Sync and corrections by kaysukri
CANDY CHILD: "Mom! I wanna play outside with Consuelo!"
"Cool your jets! It is super dangerous outside.
Little kids have to stay in the castle."
"But I'm rowdy!"
"Yeah, well, but look... See what happens?
You want a playdate with death?
That's why you have to stay inside!
And 'cause Consuelo's mom is a pain in the neck."
I... (GASPS)
In the heat of the sun, you burn like a pink little baby!
Help!
- What? - Oh! A scweam!
- Help! - Well, now, what seems to be the trouble?
I saw something in the water!
And I was like, "No thanks!"
Out of my way, muffin man!
How rude.
Well, whatever that little girl saw will be a mystery forever.
Transport for seeker XJ-7-7 "Strong" has arrived.
Please verify identity as "Strong."
Oh! Trust me, I'm strong indeed!
Pow, pow!
Ah? Not enough?
You need to feel them guns?
Verifying.
Whoa! Well, hello, frisky!
(GIGGLES)
Todd, I'm right here!
Identifying dangerous mutant.
Initiating defensive mode.
(SPLASHING)
Seeking human.
- (SCREAMING) - Human, come home to safety.
Seeking human.
Human, come home to safety.
Hey, Jake, what about this one?
(LAUGHS) Great.
We're gonna look so great for this funeral.
How do you like my bandeau!
I was too embarrassed to get a bra fitting.
I know they are professionals, but it's just too intimate.
You look great!
SHIP: Settlement detected.
Continuing search for XJ-7-7.
BANANA GUARDS: Get him! Attack! Attack!
- Aaah! - Hostile cylinders detected.
- Release countermeasures. - Aah!
- (MUFFLED) Ahh! - Hostile cylinders immobilized.
Engaging hostile bobbleheads.
(LASER SOUNDS)
Neutralizing.
Please do not turn your system off during neutralization.
(CRASH!)
Holy mud!
It took out the gumball guards like they was nothin'!
BMO doesn't like it!
We gotta chop this thing into smashaghetti.
Yaaaaaaaaaa!
I'll take you out with these hug nubs!
Yaaaaa!! I'll help you, Finn!
Aah! Help me, Finn!
- Oof! - SHIP: Hostile mutant neutralized.
(GULPS) You got this, Finn Mertens.
You're a buff little bionic baby.
Rush! Ruuuuussshhh!
Ruuuussshhh!
(GRUNTS)
Aaahhh!
Verifying. Human identified.
Infant PG-8-7 "Mertens."
- (WHOOSH!) - Aaah... Oh.
(WHIRRING)
PG-8-7.
Uh... you mean me?
You will assist this transport in locating seeker XJ-7-7.
PG-8-7 "Mertens," please climb aboard.
Please come aboard. Come on.
"Mertens?" Wait, do you, like, know me?
(SMASHING)
Got it! Great work distractin' 'em, Finn!
You okay, dude?
I feel like that ship might've been important.
But I'm fine.
Yeah, my hands are a little sore from smashing, but I'm fine too.
Eeeeeeeyaaaa!
Ha! Ha! Once again BMO comes out on top!
Bzzt! BMO!
BMO, you okay?
SHIP: Signal received.
XJ-7-7 requests transport.
BOTH: (GASPS) Susan!
Hey.
Hi, Finn.
Uh, sorry again my grass arm busted you up.
It's okay.
At the time, Susan was gonna bust you up.
Where's Jake? Is he okay?
He's outside. He's bringing the ship over.
The ship?
Oh. Ship.
BMO: (HUMMING)
How about it, Suze? Does any of this look familiar?
Me and Finn took this whole bad block down ourselves!
Took a bit of fanaglin', but I never hunt what I can't catch.
(WHOOSH!)
(DRUM BEATS)
(WHIRRING)
(CRASHING)
BUBBLEGUM: Hey. Looking for this?
I've been holding onto the remnants of your cranial implant
since you kidnapped Finn and almost killed Jake.
You remember that?
I'm running a comparative mass spec test now.
- (DING!) - Yep.
Looks like both your implant and the ship
have the same technological origin...
Human technology.
(BEEP) Finished.
Looks like BMO's finally downloaded
the ship's last commands.
Signal received.
Proceed to extraction point.
Return Seeker XJ-7-7 and cargo to Founders Island, home.
BMO, can you give us print outs?
Yes, okay. Printing.
Hmm. Man, this island's way far out there.
Susan needs to go back here.
To this island.
Not sure why... Susan having crazy week.
I don't know, Susan. It's so far.
Even I don't know what's out there.
It's a pretty risky solo mission.
I'm going too.
I mean, we gotta find out where this ship came from.
There could be more of them.
And if this is human-made,
then there might be other humans on that island.
That'd be cool to see, right?
I'll come too!
- And so will we. - No, we won't.
Oh.
Well, it sounds like you're all determined.
You should borrow my boat, though.
This thing is trashed.
We don't need a boat!
Have you forgotten... With a little imagination,
I can be anything that you could ever...
Oh, I lost focus.
Hey, yeah. Can we borrow your boat?
Are you up here, Fern?
Hey, thanks for letting me crash on the roof.
It's nice up here.
Stay as long you want! I came up here to ask a favor.
I might be gone for a while on this trip, see,
and I need someone to, uh, cover for me here in Ooo.
Are you sure?
I mean, hero biz is your whole thing,
and whatever I am, I'm not you.
You can just do your own thing with it.
Like...
if some huge gross monster's
gonna do murder on a buncha innocents,
uh, kill it.
But kill it you-styles. Just don't go nuts.
Okay, I can handle that.
Thanks for trusting me.
No, thank you, Fern.
I better go pack.
- We should figure out a better thing. - Eh. Let's figure out something better.
Hey, Dad?
Charlie! Hi, it's me! It's Dad!
I have to go on a sea voyage, honey! Wanted to say bye!
That's cool.
Hey, you can't see this shirt, right?
This shirt has like four different breakfasts on it.
I can't hear anything! Bye, love you! Mwah!
Mmkay, Dad! I'll tell the other pups!
And I'm telling the other pups!
Aww, I'm gonna miss you so much, lady.
(SPEAKING KOREAN)
Finn, did you bring your nail clippers?
Uh. I think so.
Cool, I forgot to.
Bye, treehouse!
Goodbye, creator!
Now me and BMO can really "cut loose!"
Look, BMO! I am pretending to trash a hotel room!
BMO?
BMO: (SOFTLY) Ouch.
Thanks for seeing us off, guys.
Yeah, of course. It's my boat.
And we care about him, you dingus!
Come on!
Sorry, Marcy is up past her bedtime.
No, it's true.
I want you to be really careful out there.
Don't worry, we've got Susan...
That's not what I mean.
Finn, I get the sense that this trip's more important to you
than you're letting on.
I mean, if you make it to that island,
you might find out some pretty heavy stuff.
About the humans and where you came from.
About yourself.
Alls I'm saying is, you have to promise me...
Promise me... That you'll come home safe.
I...
- Hi, Bonnie! - BOTH: Ah!
I'm Fern. I kind of already know you.
I have a lot of fuzzy half-memories
from when I was this guy.
Well, just keep the ones where she's our boss,
and forget everything else.
SUSAN: Finn?
Hey, good morning.
Boat's loaded, ready to go.
- Ahh! I flinched! - It's cool.
We'll be back soon, I promise!
Bye, kids! Don't be naughty!
BUBBLEGUM: Bye! Good luck!
He'll be safe.
Hey, aren't you the dude that totaled Starchy's motorcycle?
(WAVES CRASHING)
Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com
So... if that's where we started
and this is the water
and this is where the humans are,
then we must be aroooound...
here.
JAKE: Oh, no! Giant Finn hand straight ahead!
(IMITATES CRASH)
Jake!
That's not how you navigate, man.
Yeah, I know.
But, what do you expect?
I was afraid of the ocean for, like, forever.
Relax. I'm a regular sea dog.
Just gotta measure the angle of the sun
using my pocket sextant...
then do some super-complicated calculations...
(MUTTERS)
and some plotting.
And, voilà! We got a course...
Straight through the Sea of Sure Death.
Susan, we've got a course!
Whoo!
BOTH: Whoo!
ALL: Whoo!
Susan feel alive.
Ahh!
Mm.
- (DOLPHIN CHATTERS) - (LAUGHS)
Cool.
♪ El-le-fly, el-le-fly, emerge from the chrysalis ♪
♪ Flyyyy ♪
(SCREAMING)
Someone!
(GASPS)
Majestic animal in distress!
Let's go! Let's go! Turn left!
That's gonna take us off course.
Uh, helping people comes first.
(SCREAMING)
(ANGRY GRUMBLING) We don't like you!
You make us uncomfortable!
Susan does not think this is a good idea.
- What?! - Yeah, Susan.
What if those people need to slay lizard to feed babies?
Yeah, man, then it'd be like
you're the slayer of babies.
(SIGHS) So, it's up to Finn
to stop that ship all by his self.
Catapult me, Jake.
Sea lizard make scary storm magic.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
We're gonna die!
We deserved that.
See? Not good idea.
Hello! Yoo-hoo!
Hi.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry about your boat.
I was just trying to get rid of those weirdos.
Sorry.
My name's Whipple, by the way.
Um, I'm Finn the human.
Susan.
And I'm the bad boy, Jake.
Were they after your shiny, shiny pelt, Whipple?
No, they said I was annoying.
ALL: What?
That is so mean.
I don't know what it is.
I mean, I see those guys around all the time.
I thought they were cool.
Uh-oh. I lost the sextant.
Does that mean we're lost?
It means I can't determine our current posi...
Ooh! Ooh! Let me see!
You trying to get to this island?
Pssh, I know where that is. I can totally get you there.
Without instruments?
I got fish senses.
Yeah, okay. That sounds good.
Good lizard.
(GASPS) You guys are so cool!
You're cool, Mr. Navigator.
(GIGGLES)
Whipple, you're the greatest.
Okay, so, but here's the really clever part, okay?
Squirrel girl wakes up and realizes she's alone.
Squirrel boy never existed.
It was all a dream. Cool, right?
Whipple, you suck so much.
And I'm thinking the next novel in the series
will center around a married cat
who has an extra-marital crush on a handsome ape, Stanley.
Or maybe Stanley's too close to "Dan Lee."
That's from my screenplay about a hot turtle couple
who go on a cross-country road trip as a last resort
to save their marriage.
But then, they find out they're actually gophers.
Anyway, I'm really excited about my kids' book, too.
It's kind of a sad story about these anthropomorphic
salt and pepper shakers who've been BFFs for life,
but Pepper starts developing feelings for Salt,
and basically, Salt never
(MUFFLED) returns them and ends up marrying
(NORMAL) another guy, so Pepper
(MUFFLED) starts writing stories to try to distract himself.
It's semi-autobiographical...
Stooop!!
BMO?! BMO?!
You stowed away?
Who cares?! Give me the earplugs!
BOTH: Shh!
Wait. Are you guys wearing earplugs?
Uh... I mean, we were, but it was
'cause of the engine noise, not 'cause of you.
It is because of you!
- BMO. - He needs to be told.
No one wants to hear your ideas!
I see. I thought you guys were my friends,
but you're all just a bunch of haters!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Nice one, Jake.
I don't want to be the boat, though.
Well...
you're the boat.
Yeah, I know.
Might as well go full sloop then.
All right. Jake-boat away!
- Away! - Away!
Uh, dude, I got no idea where to head.
BMO, don't you have some kind of navigation app?
No.
Oh, wait. Yes, I do.
(PLINK!)
What next, BMO?
Cap'N Nav app says look for a rock shaped like a chubby cat.
That looks like cat.
Full steam ahead.
(FART!)
- (LAUGHTER) - Not like that!
(GASPS)
Mom? Dad?
ALL: Whoa!
Jake, this is the wrong way!
What are you guys doing out there?
Jake-boy, you gotta save your pop from the deadly sea!
I don't care for this cocktail party one bit, Joshua.
We got to save 'em.
What are you looking at?
Don't you see Mom and Dad?
All I see is sea weeds. You must be imagining it.
I'm not imagining it!
Uh-oh! We are headed towards a scary thing!
Susan, help me push the boom.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
No!
(STRAINS)
Use your core!
BOTH: Aaaaaah!
No!
Remember we love you!
Even though you're really letting us down.
Aah!
Hmm?
Yipes!
Jake keep talking about dog-mom.
His belly's swarming with weird jellyfish.
They must be jacking up his perception.
(BOTH GASPING)
Mommy, I'm coming for you!
Huh? What happened?
(GASPS) Who are you?
Hope you like to fly!
You okay?
Uh... Susan's head hurts,
but Susan's head always hurting these days.
All right. Just another minor setback.
BMO, which way?
Finn, I want to turn back.
What? We can't.
The annoying dragon wrecked our boat,
I got poisoned by jellyfish and saw our dead parents.
I don't see things deescalating.
It's just a small bump...
A-a bunch of small bumps.
No dumb island can be worth the risk.
Maybe not. But I can't turn back.
This trip means a lot to you, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, but why?
Do you want to find some humans and ditch us?
No! It's just... (SIGHS)
Okay, look... I'm really happy in Ooo.
I love our mom and dad,
but I don't know squat about humans.
If I don't see this through, part of me will always be stuck
to that boom boom leaf where Mom found me... still alone.
I know exactly how you feel.
ALL: Aah!
You were here all this time?
Yeah, I was here all this time.
Sorry I broke your boat.
Sorry we said you were annoying,
or sorry for not telling you you were annoying earlier.
If you're still set on going to that island,
you should know that that way is pretty dangerous.
I'm... I'm ready.
ALL: Us, too.
Then, I can use my air bladder to blow a mighty wind,
a real big wind that'll carry you over all the dangers.
How come you didn't do that earlier?
I thought we were having fun.
Also, they say no one's faced the island's colossus and lived.
What colossus?!
Beware. Beware the colossus of the deep.
That's not really an answer, but we will.
Here we go.
(INHALES DEEPLY) Wait a minute!
Byeee!
JAKE: Whoa!
BMO: That's not right.
Aah!
Spooky.
But at least I don't see no colossus of the deep.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, my glob!
(ALL SCREAMING)