[mouse squeaks]
[penguins chirp]
[all cheering]
[screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Finn to Prubs. Come in, Prubs.
Hey, Finn. How's the mission going?
[sighs] So far, no sign of the Bird Man.
Why's this guy so dangerous?
Some say he's a half man/half bird that poops fire while he flies.
It's all rumors so far.
That's why I need you and Jake to find out everything you can about him
and report back to me.
Where are you?
Under the sea.
The mermaids are trying to beach themselves.
I came to see why.
Turns out, they're just lonely. Ha-ha!
Maybe I'll go hang out with them after this biz.
Sounds great, Finn.
-OK. Bye, PB. -Bye!
Come on. Let's go look for that creep.
Whoa.
[crickets chirping]
[coughs]
Huh? Where am I?
This is the rookery, where I and my bird friends dwell.
So are you, like, the great Bird Man?
That's what they call me nowadays,
but when I first met you, Finn, and you, Jake,
you knew me as Xergiok, the Goblin King.
-What? -What?
When we first met, I was crazy for smacking goblin hams.
I was cruel, selfish, brutal.
But everything changed after I was defeated by the two of you.
So, you got some slick new shades, and now everything's different?
Oh, no. My change has been deep.
And these whatsits are only curtains for empty windows.
Whoa. What happened there?
I miffed off a wizard, and he took my eyes.
I wonder what he wanted them for
some kind of lotion or potion or time-traveling spell.
I'll never know. Never. Ever. Never.
But losing my eyesight was only the beginning of my wonderful change.
I started meditating and doing yoga.
Now I can see with my heart and smell with my soul.
-You smell with your beard? -I smell with my nose!
Lame.
[inhales deeply]
Om...
What are you doing?
...mmm...
[honks]
Oh, Taffy. You heard my call.
Climb aboard, boys.
Taffy will take us to the lower level, and you can have a bite to eat.
Oh, uh...
Me and Jake will follow you. Jake needs to stretch out and stuff.
OK, great. Well, follow me.
[Taffy honks]
It's crazy, right?
The way dude's eyeballs are just hanging there?
I know.
I almost told him 'cause it was driving me nuts.
Yeah. Me, too.
You think he's got evil intentions behind his reborn star-child act?
I don't know, but, if he does, I'm gonna find out.
Yeah. Me, too.
Nice and cool down here, isn't it?
Ah-ha! Listen to the babies.
Num-num time.
[chirping]
Aw, hey, that's cute.
See you in a while.
Now's our chance to do some snooping.
Jake.
I found his weapon stash.
Hmm.
What is it? A fighting stick? A dagger?
This one's a letter from the hospital.
You can read those bumps with your fingers?
Yeah, I learned Braille from my ex.
-Your ex was blind? -Nah, just cool.
"Dear Xergiok, thank you so much for your donation.
The kidneys fit great."
Well, jeez, maybe he has changed his ways.
Maybe. Let's keep looking.
Doi! [grunts]
[honking]
Oh!
[screams]
-Oh, crease! -Oh, crease!
Psychic links.
Cardamom, my friend, I'm coming. I'm com--
[screams]
Mother of Gob!
Hold on, Cardi.
OK, here I am, buddy. Old Xergi's here.
[grunts]
Let's see now. Aw, dang.
[inhales sharply] Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!
Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!
Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wong!
What?
Shush, child.
Ah! Finn and Jake, you are here.
Where'd you learn that heal spell?
I use no magic.
I manipulated space with a vibrational chant.
You see, now the injury has transferred to me.
-Ooh! Yeah. That hurts, baby! -[both] Whoa!
Whoo!
Can't you see, Jake?
I love these birds more than I love myself.
What am I to the deafening roar of the macrocosmos?
Nothing much.
Just a vessel to carry the message of friendship to y'all beasts and dirt.
-Dirt? -Yeah. Look.
Hello, friends. Go for a ride.
Listen, man, about your eyes...
Yes, a wizard stole them.
-All right. But not-- -Bu-- Finn, what are you doing, man?
Dude, he's changed.
Are you sure?
[Finn] Uh, yeah, man. Isn't it kind of obvi?
All right, tell him.
Tell me what?
Your eyes weren't stolen by a wizard. They're in your beard.
All right.
Oh! Where are they?
Oh! ooh!
Dude, your eyes are in your beard.
A-ha, what? Good job, guys.
Goofin' on the blind guy-- real nice!
No, man, they're right here.
What, my life?
We didn't tell you, 'cause we thought you might still be a wong lord.
-And these aren't grapes, right? -[Finn] No, man.
Hmm.
Finn and Jake, could you help me onto Cardamom's back?
I would like to be high in the clouds,
bathed in the pinks and blues of the desert twilight
when I restore my sight.
Sure. OK.
Climb aboard.
Vanilla! Chocolat! Cinnamon! Agave! All my friends, to the skies!
[all honking]
♪ Far, far above ♪
♪ Time standing still ♪
♪ Memories are one ♪
♪ Same space, same will ♪
♪ Now move along ♪
♪ Light speed divides ♪
♪ Rips all from one ♪
♪ It blows my eye holes ♪
♪ And fills me with real power ♪
♪ Fills me with real power ♪
♪ Power! Power! Power! Power! ♪
Power.
-[Finn] How's it feel, man? -Oh. Yeah, it's overwhelming.
This view takes me back. I always loved the sunset
and the silhouettes of my little goblins lined up to receive their spankings.
[laughs] Well, the past is the past.
[sighs]
I wanna thank you guys for finding my eyes.
I don't know where I got that idea about the wizard.
You were in the desert a long time, man.
Yes, 20 years.
Nah, it was more like one year and change, dude.
Yes, things certainly have changed for me in that time.
Say, who's ruling the, uh, Goblin Kingdom since I left?
Whisper Dan.
[Xergiok] Oh, Whisper Dan.
That's cool. Cool. Cool.
Hey, you guys want a ride back to your crib?
Yeah. Sure, man.
Yup.
Uh, wait. Xergiok, this is the Goblin Kingdom.
I know, but I was thinking,
now that I'm wiser, I could rule as king again.
That idea is terrible.
Well, you know, I disagree.
And I have my army of bird friends,
so anyone who disagrees with me should get a spanking!
[laughing]
Hey, Jeff, is that your real laugh?
-[chuckles] -No. It's Xergiok.
-Oh, Glob. -[screaming]
Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!
Aw, dang! [screams]
Yeah, baby!
Come on, man. Are you for real?
Attack, birds! Attack! Where's the butt on this thing?
That's sort of like a butt.
-Yeah! [laughs] -[honking]
You like that, huh?
[laughs] Whoa!
Wait. Cardamom! Nougat! Stevia! Dang!
You lost your friends, dude.
Yeah, I feel myself hitting bottom again.
Yep. OK. Here we go.
[crying]
Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!
Here, Finn. Take my eyes, and bury them forever.
I will not need them again.
OK, man.
[sighs] Thanks.
-Are you gonna be all right, man? -It's cool.
[sobs]
-Bye. -Bye.
Dude, that sucks.
I hope he finds peace or something.
He's going to the reservoir.
Um...
-why is he doing that? -[Jeff] Maybe he's thirsty.
Oops, I guess he was just sad.
-Should we save him? -Nah, man. He's fine.
Whoo!
-What the... -I found a girlfriend. I'm in love!
Whoo!
♪ Ha ha ha-a-a-a-a-a ♪
Hmm.
Whoa!
Marceline. Marceline, I'm open. I'm wide open.
Marceline, I got ups. Check out my ups.
Nope. Nope. [laughs] Too slow.
-[Jake] Whoa! -[grunts]
-[thuds loudly] -Ha ha!
Yeah! All right. Good game. Good game. Take five.
I'll get us all a bunch of little waters.
Marceline, why did you invite ancient chubs to play basketball?
Yeah!
[sighs]
Well, he's very dear to my heart. I love him.
What you are talking about, Marceline?
We've been around for a long time. We have a long history together.
It's-- It's a long story.
-Lay it on us. -Yeah. Lay it out, Marcy.
Yeah, lay down, Marceline. Go to sleep. Right? What are we talking about?
All right. Suppose it's about time I told someone this story.
-[grunts] -Hmm...
Ha ha!
Might be something in here, Marceline.
-[creaks] -[chuckles] Ew!
It's a dead rat.
Hey, yeah. So it is.
Looks like we've got a cute new traveling buddy.
Eww! No!
[laughs] He's kind of cute.
[grunts]
Hey, check it out, a VHS tape. You wanna watch a movie?
Yeah.
Man, this is a boring movie.
-[laughs] -I liked the book much better.
You're so silly, Simon.
[chuckles] Yeah, I suppose so.
-[rustling] -Huh?
What is that?
I'm not sure, but it's coming our way.
Come on.
Marcy, you stay in the car. I'll be right back.
-Simon! -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
You're not going to put it on, are you?
I have to, to protect us.
But you're gonna act weird again.
Don't worry. I can control it better now.
-Mmm. -It's OK. BRB.
Oh, boy. Here it comes. Oh, bread balls.
Oh, bread balls. Oh, bread balls.
-[tings] -[grunts]
[laughing]
I call upon the power of ice and snow!
Ice winds, blow!
-[grunts] -[growls]
You will no longer terrify
a 47-year-old man and a seven-year-old girl!
-[groans] -[gasps]
[laughing]
Simon, stop! It's frozen!
Not now, Gunter. I'm doing big-people things.
Play in the snow. Build me a snowman.
Bleh!
[gasps] Uh... [grunts]
[laughs] Huh?
Simon. Simon, are you OK?
Uh, uh...
-yeah. -You're getting worse, Simon.
Your hair and your nose are longer.
And you started to hover in the air.
Oh, yeah? Did I look pretty fly?
[laughs]
What are you talking about? You're scaring me.
[laughs, panting]
I'm sorry. Did I say something?
Simon, promise me you won't put it on again.
OK. I promise.
-What is that thing? -It's a deer.
[grunting]
If there are deers in the forest, do you think there are other things?
I don't know.
Hmm.
[whistling]
[grunts] This is gonna be good. This is gonna be worth it.
Use the remote to turn on the TV.
[clicks tongue]
♪ Doo do-do-do-do-do-doo ♪
♪ Making your way in the world today Takes everything you got ♪
♪ Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot ♪
♪ Sometimes you wanna go ♪
♪ Where everybody knows your name ♪
-What is this? -Filmed before a live studio audience.
[imitates door opening]
-"Norm." -Mute.
[inaudible]
[giggling]
[coughs]
Marcy? [gasps] Oh, no.
Ah, you're fine, just a bit warm.
But you should get some sleep.
[breathes shakily]
[coughs]
Hey, good morning. I made you breakfast.
It's mostly pine needles and deer guts.
Oh, you're even worse.
I mean, don't freak out or anything, but we need to get you some chicken soup.
There you go.
There must have been a soupery in that town.
But I don't want you walking all that way.
OK, you ready for a motorbike ride?
Mm-hmm.
[revving]
OK. Now we're talking.
[grunts] She just needs a little love.
-[engine turns over] -Wowzers!
OK, let's try something else.
Hey, Marcy, I wrote a song for you.
[scatting]
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
Your songs are so good.
Here we go.
[grunting] Aw, it's locked.
-Vandalism is wrong, Marcy. -OK.
[Simon] Oh, everything's gone.
Except for these greeting cards.
[distorted music plays]
Aw...
Simon, look.
[growling]
Eh! What is that thing?
This-- This is really bad.
No.
-I have to protect us. -No!
[growls]
-I have to. -No, don't put it on!
Marcy, stay back!
[panting]
[splat]
-[squish] -[both scream]
[stammering] We're getting out of here.
-Oops! -[gasps]
Hey, little lady, how about a ride on an old man's back, huh?
I can walk. I'm not a child, Simon.
Look, sweetie, someday, you'll be too big to hold.
I'm as old as garlic balls.
If someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
-Take it when you can get it. -[sneezes]
[laughs]
Gross.
-You're gross. -You're gross, Simon.
We're both gross, darling.
-[growling in distance] -[gasps]
Hmm.
A food truck!
Might be chicken soup inside there.
[grunting]
All right, time to get some chicken soup inside you.
Clams?
"The Clambulance"? No, I need chicken!
Marceline, cover your ears!
[growling]
[both gasp]
[Simon grunting]
[growling]
Mother. Mother.
[grunting] Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
-Clambulance. -[siren blaring]
Clambulance.
Clambulance...
[creatures growling]
-What are we gonna do, Simon? -We're gonna run! [grunts]
[creatures growling]
[Marceline] Whoa!
Come on, come on, come on! Yah!
[grunts]
Mama. Mama. Mama. Mamma mia.
[panting]
Our butts are grass, right?
Not yet.
Don't leave me here, Simon. I can fight.
I'm sorry, Marcy.
[Marceline] Simon!
[creatures growling]
You have to keep it together, Simon, for her.
Simon, you promised.
♪ Dun da-da-da-da dun ♪
♪ Making your way in the world today Takes everything you've got ♪
♪ Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot ♪
♪ Wouldn't it be nice to get away? ♪
♪ Where everybody knows your name ♪
♪ Where everybody... ♪
[gasps] Ah!
[panting]
Huh?
Eh...
Marcy, look. I-I found chicken soup.
You're gonna feel awesome in a moment.
I'm just glad...
you're OK.
Do you feel awesome?
Mm-hmm. I love you, Simon.
I love you... Gunter.
-Pretty heavy. -Whoa, Mama.
Whoa!
So, what happened next? How's it end?
Well, little Marcy felt a lot better.
And she and Simon lived happily ever after.
Aw, that's nice.
Marceline, keep telling these chumps stories while I score a bunch of baskets.
-[chuckles] OK. -Yeah!
Yeah!
Ha ha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
[kid 1] Frederator.
[kid 2] This party is so crazy!