[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
FINN: [YAWNS]
All right. What do you want to see next?
A cheetah! A fart!
A cookie! An external hard drive!
Oh, oh!
Change into Finn but give him my body!
Beemo, your ideas are boring.
What? Your head on my body isn't boring.
It's weird. [GIGGLES]
All right, I'll try to turn into a cheetah farting.
Pbfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
I can't do the spots.
[SHIMMERING, RUSTLING]
Sparkles in the house?
Let's squish 'em!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
BOTH: Hyah!
Did you squish the sparkles?
No. They were around this holo-message player.
It's got a cartridge with it.
Oh, snap!
Well, plop that cartridge in the slot, playa!
Yeah! Okay!
[POWER SURGES]
[CLEARS THROAT] Hello, boys.
[COUGHING]
BOTH: Dad!
If you're hearing this pre-recorded hologram message,
it's because I've passed on
and my spirit sparkles guided you
to its secret hiding place.
Right now, I'm holding both of you in my hands.
You're both still little, squishy babies.
[SQUISH!]
FINN: [CRYING]
JAKE: [GIGGLES]
[SQUISH!]
[CRYING CONTINUES]
I made you boys something.
It's a dungeon -- a proper dungeon
full of evil monsters, traps, and magic --
the whole kazoo!
- JAKE: Kickin'! - FINN: Whoa, kickin'!
Now, this next part of the message is just for you, Jake,
so, Finn, cover your ears.
Jake, really this dungeon is for Finn.
I wanna make something
that'll force Finn to toughen up.
What?
All right, tell Finn to uncover his ears now.
Dude, take your hands off your head.
What?!
All right, boys, now, to give you some incentive,
at the end of the dungeon, I'm putting the family sword.
It's made out of demon's blood.
[GROWLS]
- Whoa! What the...? - Oh, dang!
Give me back my blood, Joshua!
Kee oth rama pancake!
Aaaaaaaargh!
- Whoa! - Geez Louise!
DAD: The dungeon's 80 paces west of here
under a dumb-looking rock.
And, Finn, this dungeon's gonna kick your tail.
I bet you won't even get past the first trial,
you whiny baby.
What? What was that about?
Uh... I dunno.
Duhh. Duhh. Duhhh.
[LAUGHS GOOFILY]
Whoo!
Whoa! Burgers and hot dogs!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[PANTING]
- FINN: Wait, Jake! - But... burgers and hot dogs.
Didn't you say you were hungry for burgers this morning?
Yeah. So?
And I said I was hungry for hot dogs?
Mm-hmm. I remember.
I don't think those burgers and hot dogs
are burgers and hot dogs at all.
Aaaaaaaaaaah...
Boom!!
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
Yaaaaaaah!
Ew.
Duhhh.
Hyah!
Ahhhh.
Dude!
Look!
Finn, cover up those nubs on your head.
[CLICKS TONGUE] Man, again?
All right, Jake, I wanna remind you what this dungeon's for.
In order for Finn to stop whining,
he needs to be put through a trial
that forces him to take charge of a situation.
But, Dad, Finn's already figured that out.
He's a good kid with a kind heart.
Remember, Jake, this is a pre-recorded holo-message.
I can't hear you if you're talking to me right now.
I'm gonna go walk around!
Okay!
Jake, I need your help.
You got to call Finn a whiny baby.
- But -- - Butts are for pooping.
Do it for Poppy.
Finn?! - Over here!
Check it out, Jake. I found two ways.
This way has some kind of flower trap,
and that way... has that guy.
None shall pa-a-a-a-ss!
Ugh! Let's take the flower path.
Mm.
Wait! Why don't you want to take my path?
Because you're super gross, man.
Oh.
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
Cheer up, man.
We're only telling you you're gross because we're your bros.
Really?
Yeah. Bros are real with each other.
And you're gross, brother. Take a bath.
Thanks, brother. [LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES] No probs.
Hey, what did Dad say?
Um...
He said he's surprised a whiny baby like you
made it this far.
What? Why's Dad saying all that jive?
Mrnh.
Jake, do it for Poppy!
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
Because you cry like a baby, baby!
Dude, you're picking on me, too?
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
Whoa.
I don't even cry much.
I only cry when it's healthy, like when people die.
[SEDUCTIVELY] Partake of the fruit.
Pfth! Blech! Ugh.
If I didn't cry when people died,
I'd have a cold butt for a heart.
[SINGSONG VOICE] The fru-u--u-it.
"Waaaah! I cry when people die!
Waaaah! I'm Finn!"
Partake of the fruit.
Maybe I will partake of the fruit!
WOMEN: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, fruit!
- Dude, don't eat that! - Why not?
All the people that I care about in this world
are being wads. - Ohh...
Don't you blow Poppy's cover!
[DISTORTED VOICE] N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Whoa.
[BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY]
Time to go, baby.
Finn, come on!
I'm gonna hang here with these fruit babes.
They'll be my best buds now.
[GROWLS] Yah!
[PANTS]
[BOTH SCREECHING]
[FARTS]
[GAS HISSING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
JAKE: There's another cartridge!
Pbffffffffffffffffffft!
All right, man, Dad told me not to tell you this, but --
Don't tell him!
You're not real.
[SMOOCH!]
Dad asked me to call you "baby"
'cause he wants you to be tough.
But I'm tough! My whole body is a callus!
Ugh.
On this next holo-message we listen to,
when Dad tells you to cover your ears...
don't.
Hmph.
Hey, hey! Finn! Jake!
You made it past the fruit witches.
Hey, did they make you cry, Finn, huh? Huh?
[LAUGHS] I bet they did.
All right. Now cover your ears, Sue.
Jake, I'm almost done with this dungeon.
I just have one last monster to fit into this pit I dug.
I got him tied up in this room I'm building.
It's really hard trying to fit him in this pit.
He's pretty evil. [CHUCKLES]
You're gonna have a crazy time trying to defeat --
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
BOTH: Dad!
Dad's sword!
Hey, Jake, when Finn finishes this dungeon,
play this tape for him.
Finn... - Ugh!
... this pre-recorded holo-message...
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Finn!
Oof!
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
Dude! Use your karate biz!
Ugh. I -- oof!
I can't, man! I suck!
I'm a whiny baby, and I'm fat
and all those things Dad said about me!
Dude! Dad loves you!
Ugh!
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Finn, if you're seeing this pre-recorded holo-message,
it's because you've finished the dungeon that I made.
I'm proud of you.
You're gonna do great things in this world.
I love you, son.
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
[MESSAGE REWINDS]
♪ [BEATBOXING] ♪
♪ Yo, Finn -- ♪
♪ I'm proud -- ♪
♪ I love you -- you -- you, son ♪
FINN: Yah! Hunh! Hyah!
DAD: ♪ Yo, Finn -- ♪
♪ I made -- this message -- for you ♪
♪ [BEATBOXING CONTINUES] ♪
♪ For you -- for you The dungeon -- for you -- ♪
♪ This world -- for you -- ♪
♪ This message -- it's -- for you -- ♪
♪ Finn -- You're gonna do great --great --great -- ♪
♪ You're gonna do great things -- things -- ♪
♪ You're gonna do great --great --great -- ♪
[BEATBOXING, REWINDING STOP]
Duhh.
DAD: I made you boys something.
It's -- babies -- full of -- babies.
[MESSAGE REWINDING]
The family sword -- It's made out of -- babies.
You know I don't think you're a baby, right?
Yeah, I know.
That sword is sweet.
Yeah. I'm stoked to slay some evil with it.
Joshua, return my blood to me,
or, by demon's law, I will cut off your love handles!
Joshua! We go way back!
Come on! Just give me back my blood!
Kee oth rama pancake!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh!
FINN: Man, Dad was cool.
JAKE: Yeah.
[BOTH LAUGH]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
And so, through my experiments with cloud seeding,
I've invented...
liquid pyrotechnics.
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING]
That's really cool, PB!
Aw, thanks, puppy-
Isn't it cool, Finn?
[STAMMERS GULPS]
[GIGGLES]
Uh... Finn, no.
Come on, Finn. Don't be weird.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Look, I'll see you guys later.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
BOTH: Ohh!
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
It's letting up.
Hey, Finn, come on. Let's go do somethin'.
[SIGHS]
Beemo, put on a game.
[VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ I can't keep pushing this down any deeper ♪
♪ Why do I keep trying if I can't keep her? ♪
♪ Every move I make is just another mistake ♪
♪ I wonder what it would take,
because it feels like there's a hole inside my body ♪
♪ Like there's a hole inside my heart ♪
♪ It's like this feeling is gonna consume me ♪
♪ If I keep waiting for this thing to start ♪
♪ Oh, I feel like I'm all gummed up inside ♪
♪ It's like I'm all gummed up inside ♪
♪ It's like I'm all gummed up insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de ♪
[SIGHS]
Oh, Finn.
Uncle Jake's got to find you a new love interest.
Finn, I'm going out for a quick...
walk in the woods.
[GROANS]
Beemo, you look after him with your camera eyes.
If anyone tries to hurt Finn, I will kill them!
Okay, good.
♪ Gotta find a honey for my homey ♪
♪ A baby for my buddy ♪
[AS BARRY WHITE] ♪ A lady for my laddie ♪
[VOICE IN DISTANCE] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[NORMAL VOICE] Woman!
WOMAN: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
I'll save you, Washtub Princess!
Aah!
[GRUNTS]
You're safe now, miss...
Flambe?!
Yeah, it's me.
Betcha thought it was a dame,
on account of my girlish screamin'.
I did think that.
Ha ha. Well, thanks anyway, brother.
Hey, you're pretty plugged-in, Flambe.
Do you know any princesses Finn's age?
Oh, yeah, I know just the skirt, and she's way hot.
JAKE: She's from Fire Kingdom?
Think I'll die if I go in there.
Heh. Oh, yeah.
[INCANTING]
[SPITS]
Ow!
There -- I cast "flame shield" on youse.
Also, I spat on youse.
[GROWLS]
Beemo-cam on.
Goldurn you, tear ducts!
[GRUNTING]
Ugh. Hang in there, buddy.
[GASPS]
[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS]
Uh, yo! What up?
I'm Jake -- Jake the do- Ohhhhh!
Dude, you gotta pretend like you're of royal blood.
Coulda told me that sooner.
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
JAKE: Good morrow, majesty!
I am Sir Jake, Baron of the Grasslands.
Hmm.
What is it you seek?
Speak!
Uh... uh...
I come as an envoy of Prince Finn.
A prince?
[CROWD MURMURS EXCITEDLY]
Yeah, and he's the same age as your daughter.
Hmm?
Bold words, but know you that my daughter is a rare jewel.
She cannot be wooed by just any ragamuffin prince.
Um...
Oh!
Prince Finn is... awesome!
An awesome prince! That's the best kind!
Silence, my molten mamas.
We are perplexed.
If you are a baron true, where is your gift?
'Tis common practice among visiting dignitaries.
Yeah, the gift -- where is the gift?
You're blowin' it, bromide.
A gift?
Sire, Prince Finn sent... uh, three gifts!
What?!
Hmm.
Three is more than one.
Three's a lot of gifts. I want three gifts.
Ooh!
The first gift is,
um... um... um...
this water bottle!
Whoop!
[LAUGHS GOOFILY]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[LAUGHS GOOFILY]
[GASPS]
Prince Finn has smote my jester!
Pourquoi?!
I do hate my jester.
Uh... Prince Finn hated him, too.
Hmm!
For your second gift,
a... uh... hmm...
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh!
A serenade!
That Finn wrote... for milady.
Ohhhh!
♪ Oh, Flame Princess ♪
♪ I think you're rad ♪
♪ I really want to kiss you ♪
♪ right in front of your dad ♪
♪ 'cause I think you're great ♪
♪ I wanna be your mate ♪
♪ or maybe go on a date ♪
♪ 'Cause it feels like there's a fire inside my body ♪
♪ like there's a fire inside my heart ♪
♪ It's like this fire is gonna consume me ♪
♪ if I keep waiting for this thing to start ♪
♪ Oh, I feel like I'm all warmed up inside ♪
♪ I feel all warmed up inside ♪
♪ I feel all warmed up insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de ♪
[SIGHS]
"A fire inside my body"?!
I am disgusted!
Give me your third terrible gift
and be on your way!
Aw, Finn.
I'm sorry, bro.
[SOBBING]
Beemo, go away!
BEEMO: Whoop.
Duck, duck, duck...
goose!
FINN: Aaaaaaah!
Is that him?
He looks terrible!
Why isn't he here?
Why did he send his buffoon?
Leave now, buffoon, for you have failed!
No, wait!
Uh... um...
Prince Finn is here!
He's ri-i-i-ight... here!
[HIGH-PITCHED] Greetings, Flame King.
My final gift is your favorite thing in the world.
A koala bear?
Uh... yes!
[GRUNTS]
[DEEP VOICE] Eucalyptus!
I don't like koalas anymore.
Begone!
[SNIFFLES]
Dude, don't cry!
Can't help it. I'm in love with Bubblegum!
She's too old for you.
- I don't care! - Come on.
Flame Princess seems into you.
- No, no, no! Only Bubblegum!
[CHOMPS]
Ow! Finn?
[STRAINED] Finn! Finn!
Finn, stop! [CHOKING]
[GRUNTS]
Fi-i-i-i-nn!
[GASPS]
- KING: Excellent! - Huh?
You have indeed proven yourself.
Any prince ruthless enough to kill his own buffoon
would make an excellent boyfriend...
Yeah!
...for my evil daughter!
What?!
She's an unstoppable force of destruction.
Ahhhhh!
Nothing a psycho like you can't handle.
Congratulations!
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy to meet you, Prince.
You're my prince.
That's so sweet!
- She seems normal. - Yeah, she seems normal.
Stop whispering!
Hey! So that's where I came from.
You know, on second thought, we're...
not really each ether's types.
We're... what?
I changed my mind. I don't like you.
You... what?!
Uh, nothing!
Bye, Flambe!
Finn! I really messed up!
[CRASH]
Finn, buddy, you got to help me!
I made a mistake!
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
Aaaaaah!
Who lit that fire?!
I'll kill you!
[RUMBLING]
[GRUNTS]
Bubblegum's rockets!
Don't you touch her stuff!
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[MOANS]
It's a girl!
[GRUNTS]
You!
What's wrong with me, huh?! You don't like me?!
I like you!
What's wrong with you?!
Don't ever mess with me again!
Who was that?
The princess of the Fire Kingdom.
Dude...
I think I have a crush.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪