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[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
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[SCREECHES]
♪ adventure time ♪
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♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant
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lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog
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and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
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♪ it's adventure time ♪
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ICE KING: [SNORING]
[LOCK CLATTERING]
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Save me, Finn and Jake.
JAKE: Shh!
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Save me, Finn and Jake.
JAKE: We are.
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Save me, Finn and Jake.
JAKE: Why does she keep
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saying that?
FINN: I think she's
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traumatized, dude.
JAKE: Don't worry, princess.
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We're gonna get you out of here.
FINN: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Yeah!
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ICE KING: [SNORING]
Huh?! What was that?!
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Darling, are you all right?
I thought I heard a [GASPS]
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[BEARD FLAPPING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
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Oh, I see what happened.
She broke up with me.
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Well, it's your mistake, missy!
This ice king's gonna be fine!
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[MOANS LOUDLY]
Why did she leave?
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I put so much cool stuff in her
little prison!
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Come on, old boykeep it
together.
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Hey, maybe she called me!
[BEARD FLAPS]
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Please, please, please.
Doo-doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.
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No new messages?!
[GRUNTS]
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
[SCREAMS]
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[SIGHS]
This is where she used to do her
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business.
[SIGHS]
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I'm so tired of looking at this
face.
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[HUMMING, RAZOR BUZZING]
[SIGHS]
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Heehee, not bad.
And now for some healthy
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exercise.
[LAUGHS]
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I'm forgetting about that silly
old break-up already.
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[BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY]
All right, let's fly!
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Ohh!
You fool, you can't fly without
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your beard.
I'm going to be alone forever.
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Hi!
ICE KING: Beautiful princess.
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Excuse me for approaching
you, sir.
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You just seemed so approachable.
[BOTH LAUGH]
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ICE KING: That's funny --
usually my looks put people off.
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[GIGGLING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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ICE KING: Is someone paying
you to do this?
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[GIGGLING]
Tell me about yourself.
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ICE KING: Well, there's not
much to tell, really.
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I'm an ice king.
Oh, a nice king.
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ICE KING: [LAUGHS]
No, no, dear, you misheard me.
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I'm not a nice king.
I'm a...
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[TWINKLE!]
...A really nice king.
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[CHUCKLES] And I'm single.
[GIGGLING]
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Oh, my gosh!
[BEEP, CELLPHONE RINGING]
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Yeah, guess what?
Slime princess is in the park,
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and she's, like, talking to a
new nice king.
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[MUNCHING]
And he's, like, totally single.
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By the way, don't tell anybody.
[TELEPHONE DIALING]
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There's a new king in town.
Oh, my goodness, I can't
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wait to meet him.
[INDISTINCT TALKING, RINGING]
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FINN: [LAUGHS]
And I was like, "leave him
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alone!"
And he was like, "make me."
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And I was like, "okay."
And then he was like, "agh, my
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head!"
[LAUGHS]
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Dude, what are you doing?
JAKE: I'm just trying to get
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a signal.
It's like everyone in ooo is on
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their phones or something.
Oh, man! Ohh!
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Have you guys...
Seen the new...
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Nice king?
FINN: Nice king?
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Yeah...
He's single...
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And he's ours!
Now get out of our way!
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FINN: Agh!
[FROG CROAKS]
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JAKE: Man, now we got to kick
that frog out of his new home.
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FINN: Nah. Let him keep it.
Hey, if there's a new king and
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he's nice, we should offer our
services.
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JAKE: Finn and Jake-style.
Yoo-hoo! Nice king!
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
ICE KING: Ladies, I'll have
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time to meet you individually
later.
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Please, just stop squirming.
But this looks like a prison.
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ICE KING: Pris-- [LAUGHS]
Don't be ridiculous.
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It's a waiting room.
Stop squirming.
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BOTH: Nice king!
Aaaah!
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ICE KING: Finn and Jake!
You'll never take me alive!
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BOTH: Huh?
FINN: You're the nice king,
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right?
ICE KING: Oh, yeah.
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I keep forgetting that.
FINN: Well, we will honor and
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serve you.
ICE KING: Serve me?
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FINN: Yeah.
We want to be your nice knights.
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ICE KING: [LAUGHS EVILLY]
Uh, sounds...
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Nice.
With my rod of niceness, I dub
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thee two my nice knights.
FINN: Yay! We're knights!
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BOTH: Nice!
FINN: Who do you want us to
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nice-knights against?
Nice king, I love you!
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Did I tell you that I like
the opera?
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But if you don't, I hate it!
ALL: Nice king...
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ICE KING: Please!
I'm trying to tell my
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nice knights something!
[ALL GASP]
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Come here.
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The main enemy to the nice king
right now is the disorganization
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of his love life.
FINN: Well, what do you mean?
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ICE KING: The ugly ones are
all mixed up with the other
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ones!
I need you to catalog them or
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something.
JAKE: [LAUGHS]
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But we punch monsters.
ICE KING: After I choose my
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bride, then you can go punch the
monsters.
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FINN: Managing admirers?
We'll give it a try.
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Let's move on to something
easier.
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Um, do you like drums?
Um, am I supposed to?
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JAKE: She's dodging the
question.
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FINN: Are you fond of men
with magical abilities?
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I'm really nervous right now.
I just really want to meet a
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nice king.
JAKE: You can go back to the
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waiting room now, ma'am!
I screwed it up, didn't I?
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[CRYING]
JAKE: I think we did a good
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job.
FINN: I don't feel good
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making a princess cry.
This is not how knights are
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supposed to act.
JAKE: Finn, knights are loyal
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to their king.
FINN: I'm still not sure.
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JAKE: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Loyalty to the king.
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FINN: Can't argue with that.
ICE KING: Hey, nice knights,
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turtle princess is about to walk
out that door.
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I told her that I like her a
lot, but I really don't like her
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all that much.
Could you guys break it off for
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me?
FINN: The nice king is not
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looking for a relationship right
now.
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JAKE: Get out of here!
[CRYING]
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FINN: He's just not ready for
a relationship!
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JAKE: All right!
We did it, dude!
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FINN: [SIGHS]
I feel terrible.
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I need to talk to the nice king
about this.
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ICE KING: Yes, yes, keep
walking in a circle.
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[LAUGHS]
FINN: Nice king, may I speak
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with you for a moment?
ICE KING: Princesses, I must
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speak to my knight in private.
Go on, back into your cage.
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BOTH: Bye, nice king!
ICE KING: What's up, knight?
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FINN: I don't like treating
princesses this way.
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I don't want to -- I don't want
to do this anymore.
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ICE KING: Your loyalty is in
question?
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FINN: It's not that.
It's just, princesses are
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supposed to be treated with
niceness.
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ICE KING: Are you implying
that I'm not the nice king?
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FINN: What's wrong with you?!
ICE KING: [LAUGHS EVILLY]
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Hey, I'm here!
ICE KING: Ugh!
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[WHISPERING] Finn, get rid of
her.
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FINN: What?! No, man!
ICE KING: She's too loud and
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lumpy.
I like smooth princesses --
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smooth.
I can be smooth.
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[GRUNTING]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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Finn, punch out my lumps.
FINN: What?!
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I can be whatever he wants.
I can change!
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FINN: I can't punch a
princess!
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ICE KING: Oh!
Finn, just punch her!
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Let me see what she looks like
smooth.
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FINN: [SIGHS]
Yes! Hit me, hit me, hit me!
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FINN: [GRUNTING]
I'm sorry, lumpy space princess.
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I just can't punch you.
Are you serious?
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Fine. I'll do it myself.
[GRUNTING]
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FINN: Princess, no!
ICE KING: Wait a minute,
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nice knight.
Let's see what she can do.
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There. How's that?
Better?
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ICE KING: Eh.
No, I don't like her.
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This is all your fault, Finn!
[CRYING]
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FINN: King, I'm sorry -- I
just can't do this anymore.
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Punching princesses, breaking
hearts -- it doesn't seem nice
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at all.
ICE KING: Hey!
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You're on thin ice, nice knight!
Huh?
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FINN: Huh.
ICE KING: [GASPS]
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The jig is up!
FINN: What jig?
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ICE KING: Uh...
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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My jig is up -- up high.
It's a highland jig.
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I have a new assignment for you,
one with more knight-related
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stuff -- very important.
FINN: Oh, wow! Awesome!
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What is it?
ICE KING: The ice king stole
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my razor.
Sneak into his trap-filled ice
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castle and retrieve it.
And don't look through the shoe
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box that he keeps behind the
laundry bag in the closet.
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FINN: Wha?
ICE KING: Those are my
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orders!
FINN: Yes -- finally
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something knight-like!
BOTH: Get ready, ice king,
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for battle!
ICE KING: And once I have my
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razor, I can select my elite
army of wives and take over the
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world!
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FINN: Whoa, Jake!
Look at all his hair.
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JAKE: Did the ice king shave
his back or something?
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FINN: [LAUGHS]
[GASPS]
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The nice king's razor!
[RAZOR BUZZING]
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Jake, look, check this out.
Aaaah!
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JAKE: Relax, dude.
It's just me.
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FINN: [LAUGHS]
You look just like the ice king.
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And so do I.
JAKE: [LAUGHS]
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These whiskers would make anyone
look like the ice king.
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FINN: [LAUGHS]
Yeah, even the nice king.
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[BOTH GASP]
The nice king is the ice king!
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ICE KING: Ugh.
What do those princesses see in
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this face?
Hope I can keep this going.
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So many princesses to meet.
Whiskers!
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I can't be growing whiskers now!
[SHOUTS]
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I haven't picked who I want to
marry me!
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FINN: Nice king!
ICE KING: Did you retrieve my
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stolen razor?
FINN: Yeah, and also...
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This!
ICE KING: My beard!
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Uh, I mean, what is that?
JAKE: [SCOFFS]
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He knows what it is.
FINN: Let's get him, Jake!
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Stop!
We're not gonna let you beat up
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the nice king.
FINN: He's not the nice king!
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He's the ice king!
We don't believe you!
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JAKE: Man, these ladies
really want to get married.
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FINN: Jake, we can't beat up
princesses!
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JAKE: Relax, dude.
Just get behind my ear shield.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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ICE KING: [PANTING]
Wait, I can't fly!
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FINN: Let me help you!
Hyah!
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ICE KING: No! Wait!
FINN: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Now fly, you liar!
ICE KING: Ugh!
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[GROANING]
Huh?
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Ladies, ladies...
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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...I can shave it off again.
And when you get fat, I'll grow
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it back.
Uh, aah!
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
FINN: Now that's what I call
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a close shave.
JAKE: Oh!
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[GROANS]
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FINN: Get it, get it!
[INSECT HISSES]
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Yah!
JAKE: Oooooooh!
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FINN: [SHOUTING]
[SHING!]
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[FEELERS PATTER]
JAKE: Get him out!
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FINN: Don't you ever let me
catch you here again.
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [LAUGHS]
Agh! Ow!
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Ooooooow!
Agh! Agh!
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[GRUNTING]
JAKE: Dget you with his
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poison stingers?
FINN: No!
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I got a splinter from the door.
JAKE: Let me see.
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Wow, that's a tiny splinter.
FINN: But it hurts!
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I'm gonna need some...
Finger protection!
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Thanks, choose goose.
I am choose goose.
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Come back for some juice!
, I am so protected
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right now.
That is mighty thick.
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Go on -- hit me!
Oh, wow.
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Very nice.
Very impressive.
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FINN: Hey, guys!
Check this out!
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Dude, hit me.
Ow! On my armor!
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JAKE: Oh.
[TINK!]
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FINN: [CLICKS]
[LAUGHTER]
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That is but a thimble!
This [CLANGS] Is real armor.
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[LAUGHTER]
[BIRDS CALLING]
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JAKE: Wha?
ALL: Sir slicer!
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Who is the one that bears the
thimble?
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JAKE: This dude.
[LAUGHS]
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Oh, you foolish boy.
Without full body armor, you're
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weak!
You do not look [CLICKS]
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[LAUGHS] Yah!
[HORSE WHINNIES]
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FINN: Choose goose, I need
more armor.
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I've got something for you --
a metal shoe!
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Don't you know you might stub
your toe?
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[LAUGHTER]
FINN: Uh, no, choose goose.
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I need...
Look here, hun.
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Choose this one to protect your
buns!
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Protect his butt!
Protect his butt!
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FINN: No, choose goose.
I want --
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don't be meek.
What if you fall down and scrape
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your cheek?
Look at his butt!
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Look at his butt!
[CACKLES]
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FINN: Choose goose, I want
the most [CLICKS] armor you
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have!
Ooh, have a look!
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FINN: I'll take that one.
Wonderful.
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I'll need a trade of equal
value.
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I'll take the head of your dog
friend.
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JAKE: Say what?!
FINN: No way.
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Choose goose, this stuff is
overpriced.
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No money for me?
How about a poem for free?
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[LAUGHTER]
A poem!
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FINN: A poem?
If you can decipher the poem
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and complete the trials, you
will receive the magical armor
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of zeldron.
It is foretold to be totally
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[CLICKS]
BOTH: Skadow!
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Your quest begins in the
marsh over the hill.
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FINN: Ah, yes!
I'm gonna get that armor!
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JAKE: Yeah, man, you're gonna
do it.
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[BIRDS CALLING]
Good luck exposing your soft,
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vanilla-strawberry skin to the
elements, dork!
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[LAUGHS]
Later, losers! [LAUGHS]
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FINN: [SHOUTS]
He's just jealous that I'm gonna
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have cooler armor than him.
JAKE: Yeah, what a
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bumbleberry.
BOTH: Whoa!
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JAKE: What's the poem say?
FINN: "The sun nibbles on the
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clouds, and gum drop tears rain
down."
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I don't get it.
JAKE: Hmm.
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It means that we have to cross
that swamp.
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FINN: How'd you understand
that?
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JAKE: You don't just read the
poetry to understand it.
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You got to feel it.
Trust me, dude -- I'm smarter
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than everyone.
Now get in there!
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FINN: You're not coming?
JAKE: No way, man.
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This armor thing is your deal.
I'll wait for you on the other
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side.
[WATER SLOSHING]
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FINN: This place will be a
piece of...
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Aah!
FINN: Aaaaah!
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Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry!
Aaaaaaaaah!
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Oh, no!
My most private parts peeped
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by a boy!
FINN: [GASPS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Aah! Pervert!
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FINN: I'm not a pervert!
You should be ashamed of
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yourself!
FINN: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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Aah!
My privates!
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FINN: I'm sorry!
My privates!
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FINN: I'm sorry!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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JAKE: You okay, man?
FINN: No!
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[BIRDS CALLING]
[LAUGHS]
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BOTH: Wha?!
What's the matter, crimson
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cheeks?
Feeling a little embarrassed in
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the swamp of embarrassment?
You're so red, you look like a
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tomato.
[LAUGHS]
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FINN: Aahhhh!
We'll see who's embarrassed when
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I get that armor!
What does the poem say?
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JAKE: Mm.
Ooh!
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"The meadow weeps as morning
sings of milk and honey and
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things to come."
FINN: What does that even
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mean?!
JAKE: It means we have to
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silence the echoing in the
woods.
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[CRYING]
[BOTH GASP]
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[CRYING CONTINUES]
FINN: Aw, man!
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I don't know how to silence
that!
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JAKE: All right, I'll handle
this one, dude.
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FINN: No. This is my burden.
JAKE: Then just make her
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think it's her idea.
That's how you make the ladies
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do what you want.
FINN: Hey, monster lady!
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Hey! Stop crying!
Huh?
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FINN: Stop crying because
that's what you want to do!
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[MUMBLES]
FINN: Huh?!
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[SCREAMING]
[GASPS]
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[COOS]
JAKE: [LAUGHS]
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She thinks you're her red-faced
baby or something.
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I think she wants you to nurse,
dude.
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FINN: No!
[CONTINUES COOING]
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[BIRDS CALLING]
Instrel.
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[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ he's Finn the blushing
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baby ♪
♪ his cheeks are bright and
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red ♪
♪ be sure to make fun of him
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before you go to bed ♪
grandfathers will sing that
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to their grandchildren for
generations to come.
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FINN: Grandfathers will not
sing that to their children!
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[SHRIEKS]
[CLANG!]
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[WHIMPERS]
Armor. [CLICKS]
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
FINN: Just wait till I have
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the armor of zeldron!
JAKE: Yeah, just you wait,
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weirdo.
Uh, Finn? Uh-oh.
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[SNORING]
FINN: Jake, you okay? Huh?
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[GRUNTS]
BOTH: Yeah!
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FINN: Awesome!
Bhoa!
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FINN: Finally.
Yah!
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Hello.
FINN: Begone, ghost!
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I'm here for the armor!
First, you have to beat my
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high score in a game of
drop ball.
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BOTH: Drop ball?
Drop ball is an extremely
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addictive, high-intensity game
designed for people everywhere.
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Here, let me show you.
[BUTT CHEEKS SQUEAK]
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One point.
[BUTT CHEEKS SQUEAK]
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Two points.
[BUTT CHEEKS SQUEAK]
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Three points.
FINN: This game looks awful.
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Oh, no.
I absolutely disagree.
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FINN: Dude, let's just kill
him and get the armor.
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JAKE: How? He's already dead.
Here. It's your turn.
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Now, I don't want you to be
intimidated, but my high score
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is six.
FINN: Guh!
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Just -- just toss it on the
ground.
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00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:33,822
No, no, no!
You're doing it all wrong!
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Let me show you how the pros do
it.
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[GRUNTS] See?
It's all in the technique.
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Now, I'm gonna put a little
finesse into it, just to shake
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things up.
BOTH: Whoa!
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JAKE: Finn, it's so
beautiful!
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FINN: Yeah -- guess all the
embarrassment was worth it.
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Greetings, young traveler.
We know what you seek, and you
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shall receive it.
Behold -- the armor of zeldron.
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It will protect you from evil,
even ghosts.
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FINN: Huh?! Aah!
No! Dude, this is lady armor!
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JAKE: [CLICKS]
[CLICKS]
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FINN: No, not [CLICKS]
no more embarrassment!
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I don't need armor!
You did not watch my
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drop-ball technique!
BOTH: Huh?
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00:19:36,022 --> 00:19:39,336
I give you firsthand tips
that no one else knows, and this
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is how you thank me?!
I absolutely disagree with that!
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[ROARS]
FINN: Now what?
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JAKE: Put on the armor.
It'll protect you from evil,
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even ghosts!
FINN: Never!
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Yaaaaaaah!
[SHOUTS]
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Unh!
Wah!
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[ROARS]
FINN: [CHOKING]
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JAKE: Hey!
[HISSES]
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Huh?
Mama?
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JAKE: Uh...
Yeah!
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Listen
when your mother is speaking to
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you.
Yes, mama.
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JAKE: You should be ashamed
of yourself -- a boy your age
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sitting in this cave alone for
thousands of years.
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00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,182
You need to go outside and get
some sunlight.
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00:20:27,254 --> 00:20:29,722
But I...
JAKE: No back talk!
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Outside now!
[WHIMPERS]
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Aaaaaaah!
FINN: Whoa.
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Oh, thank you, Finn and Jake!
You've freed me from the
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addiction of drop ball.
JAKE: [NORMAL VOICE] No
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00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:46,998
problem, dude.
I couldn't have done it without
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the power of embarrassment!
FINN: And I learned I don't
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need armor to be --
[BIRDS CALLING]
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[LAUGHS]
Look at you losers.
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00:20:58,954 --> 00:21:02,371
Finn, you don't have any armor,
and your friend is dressed like
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a lady.
[LAUGHS] So not [CLICKS]
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FINN: Well, at least I don't
spend my day following a kid
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00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:09,671
around!
Get a life, dude!
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00:21:09,778 --> 00:21:11,680
[LAUGHTER]
JAKE: Good one, Finn.
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00:21:11,752 --> 00:21:14,643
[LAUGHS]
Well, I've...
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00:21:14,714 --> 00:21:16,793
Just been in the same areas
today.
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00:21:16,865 --> 00:21:18,627
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, right.
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00:21:18,699 --> 00:21:21,483
JAKE: Whatever.
Be quiet!
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00:21:21,555 --> 00:21:23,845
I -- I am more [CLICKS] than all
of you.
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FINN: Come over here and say
that to my fist!
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00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,734
Okay, I will.
Whoa!
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[MOANS]
This armor's too heavy!
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00:21:34,636 --> 00:21:37,279
No problem.
I'll just prop myself up on this
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stick.
Agh!
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00:21:39,290 --> 00:21:42,497
Splinter!
FINN: Hey, sir slicer, maybe
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you can use this!
Here you go!
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00:21:45,531 --> 00:21:47,999
Oh!
FINN: Free of charge.
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Oh!
JAKE: Come on, dude, let's
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get out of here.
FINN: [LAUGHS] Okay, buddy.
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JAKE: Wa-hoo!
Dude, this armor is totally
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[CLICKS]