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Hey, friend.

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Don't be afraid.

3
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I'm a gypsy child like you,
running wild and crazy.

4
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Hold on. Wow.

5
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A falling star.

6
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It's too far, though.

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♪ Magic! ♪

8
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You're welcome.

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Hmm. Ah.

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There.

11
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Wait.

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Oh, glob.

13
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He is here somewhere,
my brothers.

14
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Glob, can you see Magic Man
on the sensor?

15
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Yes, Gob. Our little brother
is very close.

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- Hey, flip me.
- Okay.

17
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I'm gonna activate the thingy
that drains his magic juice.

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My juice!

19
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Not... flowing... right.

20
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Dream on, honey.

21
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You can't catch this.

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Magic away!

23
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I think I see him.

24
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Yes, I see him, as well.

25
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- Hey, guys.
- What, Glob?

26
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Nothing. Never mind.

27
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Wait. Wait.
Shh, shh! Shush!

28
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I... wasn't --

29
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You hear that?

30
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It was totally silent
for like a whole second.

31
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Huh. Oh, yeah.
Cool.

32
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Sometimes we get
so wrapped up battling stuff,

33
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we forget to --

34
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Ooh!

35
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Waaa... zoo!

36
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Hey.

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Shhhhhh.

38
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Arise.

39
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Magic Man, you caused nothing
but turmoil and chaos

40
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for us on Mars.

41
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<i>We thought banishing you
to this world would help you</i>

42
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see the light
of our utopian super-society.

43
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Now, tell us --
what have you learned

44
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in these past 200 years?

45
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<i>Are you guys
talking to me?</i>

46
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You know you made life
on Mars a nightmare.

47
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Now we must return you
to Mars,

48
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where vengeance
awaits thee.

49
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That's not --

50
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Magic Man! Get up!

51
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Did it work? Is he gone?

52
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Yep.

53
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They took my friend to Mars!

54
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Fly me there
and help me save him!

55
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Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't.

56
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You see?
The transfer drained me.

57
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I can probably barely float.

58
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So I just got to wait
'til they kill your friend.

59
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See ya!

60
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- No!
- Whoa!

61
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What do you mean
"kill"?

62
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<i>They're gonna put him
on trial for my crimes.</i>

63
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Ain't nobody gonna pardon
these crimes on my head --

64
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not even the king of Mars!

65
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And once he's dead,

66
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my magic juice will return
to my body --

67
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flowing through me
like moonlight

68
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through the ghost
dance.

69
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Squeeze!

70
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I wish I could help...

71
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except I don't!

72
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You succubutt!

73
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♪ Come on,
let's go to my house ♪

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♪ Come on, let's go
to my house! ♪

75
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How long have you had
this house?

76
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Yes, that is true!

77
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Well, I bet
there's something here

78
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that can help me
save Jake.

79
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There is, but you'll never
make it work.

80
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What?! Where is it?!

81
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I don't know!
Have you seen my trash palace?

82
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Yeah, what's the deal?
This place is wrecked.

83
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Ewww!
Ew!!

84
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What am I stepping in?

85
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That's where I blow my nose
all day.

86
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Ugh!

87
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Yes, welcome to my tower
of light.

88
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Everyone is welcome to share
this magic kingdom --

89
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squirrels...

90
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black mold...

91
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worms...

92
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poison ivy...

93
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tiny manticore.

94
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Help me, you coward!

95
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Magic Man, what is your
deal, for real?

96
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<i>You tell me.</i>

97
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Well, for one,
I think this house

98
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is a reflection
of your sick brain.

99
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Look at this. Yuck.

100
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Who's this you're standing with
in this picture?

101
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♪ Memories drift in and out
of my mind ♪

102
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♪ And the little people
get left behind ♪

103
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♪ So whatever ♪

104
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All... right.

105
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Well, I'm gonna keep digging
through this stuff

106
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'til I find what
you're talking about.

107
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It's downstairs.

108
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- Huh? What?
- My special thing.

109
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Whoa!

110
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Holy crepes.

111
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Ta-da!
Come on.

112
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That's the thing --
my special thing.

113
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A Martian transporter.

114
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This can take me to Mars?!

115
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Yeah.
My brothers gave it to me

116
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when they banished me
to Earth.

117
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They thought I'd learn love
and use it to go back home.

118
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How do I do it?

119
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You put your hands
on those thingies

120
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and think stuff about
people.

121
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But it's broken.
Hasn't worked in 200 years.

122
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<i>But...
it has to work.</i>

123
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It has to.

124
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For Jake.

125
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Huh-duh?!

126
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Yaaaaaaaah!

127
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

128
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Whoa!

129
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Citizens of Mars,

130
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King of Mars...

131
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today, the most notorious fiend
in Martian history

132
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stands before us --
Magic Man.

133
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Stop!

134
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Turn on the dark.

135
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Okay, so we don't have footage
of these crimes,

136
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but Grod's pretty good
at drawing, so...

137
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"Plague of Shadows."

138
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Magic Man brought
our shadows to life.

139
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They attacked us
and ravaged Mars.

140
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Very impressive, Grod.

141
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Thanks, bro.

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To the "Plague of the
One-ness."

143
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As we gathered to hold hands
and sing our community song,

144
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Magic Man cast an evil spell

145
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that made our arms
grow together.

146
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Much suffering ensued.

147
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And what about that one time

148
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when he turned all the water
into hair

149
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and we all got so thirsty,
we drank it?

150
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And when we drank it,
we went bald?

151
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Many of us did not recover
and, to this day,

152
00:07:03,252 --> 00:07:06,243
hide our loss
behind groovy headgear.

153
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Dark off, please.

154
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Magic Man, it bums me out
to see this.

155
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I remember when
you were really cool,

156
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before that night you spent on
Olympus Mons with Margles.

157
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Aw, man!

158
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Force field.

159
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What happened, Magic?

160
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Why did you go crazy?

161
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If you had just learned to care
about living things again,

162
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you could have come back
whenever you wanted.

163
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Well... you guys are missing
some important details.

164
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I'm Jake the dog.
Listen.

165
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You sad Magic Man.

166
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Instead, you bummed around Ooo

167
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acting like a jerk
for 200 years.

168
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Yeah, that's true,
except I'm not Magic Man!

169
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Now! Ready the Wand
of Disbursement!

170
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Ready.

171
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Space dome, open!

172
00:08:01,134 --> 00:08:03,931
Oh, snap!

173
00:08:06,301 --> 00:08:08,393
Magic Man, I give you
two choices --

174
00:08:08,468 --> 00:08:10,868
one is total
annihilation.

175
00:08:10,936 --> 00:08:12,596
The wand will touch you,

176
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and your soul
will meet with death.

177
00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:17,470
The second is to use
the power of the wand

178
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to convert your body
to living stardust,

179
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where your consciousness
will be jettisoned

180
00:08:23,105 --> 00:08:24,629
into the infinite cosmos

181
00:08:24,706 --> 00:08:28,765
on an endless journey of wonder
and discovery!

182
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Wow. That second one
sounds pretty cool.

183
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I mean, yeah, I'm like way
into that.

184
00:08:34,509 --> 00:08:38,170
Except -- ohh -- I would really
miss my best friend.

185
00:08:38,243 --> 00:08:39,676
His name is Finn.

186
00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:42,336
And I think it would mess him up
if I wasn't around.

187
00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:45,207
Wait -- did you say
you would miss someone?

188
00:08:45,278 --> 00:08:46,108
Yeah.

189
00:08:46,178 --> 00:08:48,543
<i>And that someone
would miss you?</i>

190
00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,841
Yeah, that's me,
you dishrags!

191
00:08:59,181 --> 00:09:01,842
I win again!
Just like always!

192
00:09:01,915 --> 00:09:04,780
Jakey, no!

193
00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,714
Look.

194
00:09:06,783 --> 00:09:08,272
It's the dog.

195
00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:10,045
The one you were prophesied
to meet.

196
00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,913
I don't care none
for that mess!

197
00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:14,713
This wouldn't have glomped
if you'd just listened to my bro!

198
00:09:14,784 --> 00:09:16,774
You bunked up, King of Mars!

199
00:09:16,851 --> 00:09:19,182
The wisest, most honest super
being of all time

200
00:09:19,252 --> 00:09:22,118
just put an innocent dog
to deads!

201
00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:24,450
You're right,
Finn the Human.

202
00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:26,420
My judgment was less
than the standard

203
00:09:26,487 --> 00:09:28,784
by which I judge
my peers.

204
00:09:28,854 --> 00:09:30,220
Of which I have none.

205
00:09:30,289 --> 00:09:33,620
I will retrieve your friend
from the 37th dead world.

206
00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:37,487
Ooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaah!

207
00:09:43,057 --> 00:09:44,218
Death.

208
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:47,454
King of Mars.
What's your business?

209
00:09:47,526 --> 00:09:49,653
I need this one back.

210
00:09:49,727 --> 00:09:53,661
Hmm.
What will you give me for him?

211
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:58,494
Not this time, your majesty.

212
00:10:00,196 --> 00:10:04,892
In that case, I offer
my immortality.

213
00:10:04,963 --> 00:10:06,124
Deal.

214
00:10:10,365 --> 00:10:12,355
Huh?

215
00:10:12,431 --> 00:10:14,365
Hey! I'm alive!

216
00:10:14,432 --> 00:10:16,422
Yay!
King of Mars saved you!

217
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:20,798
Yes, but at what cost?

218
00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:21,959
Oh, man.

219
00:10:22,034 --> 00:10:23,365
Should we go get Magic Man?

220
00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:25,663
No. I lost a friend.

221
00:10:25,735 --> 00:10:27,862
I cannot lose my brother,
as well.

222
00:10:27,936 --> 00:10:29,960
Hey, what? Where did they go?

223
00:10:30,036 --> 00:10:32,129
Eat my skids!

224
00:10:32,204 --> 00:10:33,534
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

225
00:10:33,603 --> 00:10:35,298
Oh, Margles.

226
00:10:35,371 --> 00:10:37,134
Magic Man!

227
00:10:37,205 --> 00:10:38,297
Huh?

228
00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:39,634
Bam!

229
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:42,331
You're back, coward!

230
00:10:42,405 --> 00:10:44,838
Go! Get out of here,
tiny manticore!

231
00:10:44,906 --> 00:10:48,671
Whatevs!
I didn't need your pity help!

232
00:10:48,741 --> 00:10:50,402
Geez. What?

233
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,942
<i>I am the true coward.</i>

234
00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:54,873
Hiding from sincere expressions

235
00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:56,932
like a vampire in the nude

236
00:10:57,009 --> 00:10:58,671
who hides from the light.

237
00:10:58,744 --> 00:11:00,506
Thank you, brave hero.

238
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,635
I was freed from bottle jail,

239
00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:05,473
but my new prison is shame.

240
00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:08,207
My new prison is shame!

241
00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:09,678
What's he saying?

242
00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:12,373
He said, "my new prison
is shame."