[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪
JAKE: Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! FINN: Whoo! Whoo!
JAKE: I think the swimming hole is right around the corner!
FINN: Yes! Whoo! Whoo! JAKE: First one in the water
is...Um, first one in the water! FINN: [GRUNTS] No fair.
I have to take off my stuff. JAKE: [LAUGHS]
Aah! [GRUNTING]
FINN: [GIGGLES]
BOTH: Whoo-hoo! [BOTH LAUGH]
[SPARKLE!] FINN: [GRUNTING]
JAKE: [GRUNTING] Faster! We're getting a swirl!
You ready to get out? FINN: Yeah, dude.
JAKE: Let's get bmo to make us some "sassages," maybe with
that one mustard. I'll use the "sassage" flare.
[WHISTLE!] Hopefully, bmo sees that.
FINN: Didn't lady tell you not to use the "sassage" flare.
JAKE: Yeah. FINN: Well, don't abuse it,
man. 'Cause you're getting...
JAKE: I'm getting what? FINN: 'Cause you're getting
fat. [WHOOSH!]
Nyang. FINN: Aah!
Whoa. Nyang. Nyang, nyang!
FINN: Ooh! Aah! Nyang! Nyang! Nyang!
FINN: Hiya! Nyang.
FINN: Hey. Relax. JAKE: Grob, dude!
Your hat's alive! [LAUGHS]
[GIGGLES] This is crazy! Gah nyang.
JAKE: He likes me! [SWEETLY] Nyang, nyang,
nyang. Nyang -- mm.
FINN: It's not my hat. It's, like, this other thing
now. JAKE: Yeah, man.
Hat's can be anything -- pants, other people.
It's fine. FINN: Yeah, but it's, like...
Living now. JAKE: Yeah, it's a miracle.
Now he can listen to our rad jokes and hang out.
FINN: Right. Maybe it's good he's alive.
You were a rad hat, and now you're a rad...Little dude.
Nyang. FINN: Yo, bro!
Our eyes are down here. Nyang!
FINN: Come on, little dude! Let's go live life!
Nyang. FINN: [LAUGHS]
Yeah! Whoo! JAKE: Whoo-hoo!
[RUMBLING] Rah! Rah!
Ooh-mwah! Rah! Ooh-aah!
[GASPS] [SCREAMS]
JAKE: Aw, yeah! Aw, yeah! Bmo, jakey likes!
Look at that spread! I did it up big time for you.
Hope you're hungry! JAKE: Ha ha! You know it!
FINN: Bmo, this is little dude.
Hello. Nyang?
Nyang! [CHOMP!]
FINN: Cribes! [GASPS] What?!
Aah! There's hot grease next to us!
Don't fool around! Nyang! Nyang!
Ooh! Ooh! Aah! FINN: [GASPS]
Oh, no! Get off of me! FINN: Little dude, no!
You don't jump on heads! That junk is rude, little dude!
You okay, bmo? I am fine, finn.
I just thought you kept better company.
FINN: Sorry, bmo. He's just excited.
Nyang! Nyang! Nyang! Nyang! N-nyang-Yang-Yang!
Nyang! N-n-nyang! N-n-- FINN: Sorry, little dude.
But I got to eat. Don't touch anything!
I'm still frying up garnish! FINN: Okay.
JAKE: Yeah. Okay.
[BOTH MUNCHING] JAKE: Your head looks weird
with short hair, man. It feels like a peach.
[GRUNTING] FINN: Hey! Little dude!
Y'all can get in on this if you promise to be good.
[GROWLS] FINN: Only good babies
[CHOMPING] Get "sassages." [GRUNTING]
Nyang! JAKE: Hey, don't eat the --
the -- the food? FINN: [SNIFFS, GAGS]
Dude, he turned it into poo! This is poo now! Smell it!
JAKE: [SNIFFS] Yep.
BOTH: Little dude! JAKE: Quit it!
Gotcha! FINN: Oh, little deezy.
What am I gonna do with you? You guys should get ready for
bed. FINN: Yeah. Okay.
Hmm! FINN: Ow!
JAKE: Bmo hit you on the butt.
[CHUCKLES] [BREATHING HEAVILY]
N-nyang. Nyang. FINN: Shh!
Little dude, you got to chill. Nyar. Nyar. Nyar.
FINN: Night-night. Nyar-r-r-r-r.
R-r-r-r-r-nyang! Nyang.
Nyang? [PANTING]
[FEARFULLY] Nyuuuur. [FOOTSTEPS]
FINN: Jake! Wake up! Someone's on the house!
JAKE: It's probably ice king again, dude.
Man, we should tell him we know he sleeps on the top of our
house. [GLASS SHATTERS]
Oh. [WHEEZING]
[GASPS] FINN: [GRUNTS]
No, no, no! [GASPS]
No! Not on my head! Pooh buns! Pooh buns on my head!
[SCREAMS] [GRUNTING]
JAKE: Gross. [WHEEZING]
JAKE: [GASPS] [STRETCH!]
[WHEEZING] FINN: Ninja.
Eh? FINN: [GRUNTS]
Oh, uh, nyah. Aah! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ha.
FINN: What are you doing in our house, homey?
Please, don't hurt me! You're in grave danger, and it's
all my fault! FINN: Wha?
What are you talking about? Your hat accidentally
touched my head flower. See?
[SHING!] My magic imbues anything it
touches with an evil spirit -- one that craves destruction and
chaos! Yuck.
[GROANING] I buried myself so that
nothing would touch my body ever again!
But then this bloom grew out of my head.
C'est LA vie. FINN: Evil magic donks,
homey. I'm sorry.
That's just the way my magic works.
Papa always said I was a bad wizard.
Right, papa?! "Baby's a bad wizard."
"A bad wizard," huh?! You're a bad wizard!
[SOBBING] I'm a bad wizard! FINN: Whoa. Cool it, man.
Let's just fix little dude. [SNIFFLING] Uh, yeah.
[SNIFFLES] Okay. Guys!
Your stanky friend jumped out the window and ran toward the
candy kingdom! [WHISTLING]
Oh, hello. Aren't you a cutie?
Hey, are you lost, tiny gentleman?
Nyang. [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
[WHIR!] [RIP!]
Nyang, nyang. Nyang, nyang. [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
JAKE: Where is he? FINN: Little dude?
Little dude?! [SLURRING] Nyang!
Pbht! Nyang?
[NEIGHS] Pbht!
[IMITATES GUN COCKING] Nyang.
Blisterin' beef! [WHOOSH! CRASH!]
[CLANG! CLANG!] [BOOM!]
N-n-nyang. N-n-n-Yang-Yang-Yang.
FINN: No, little dude! Nyang?
FINN: That's a bad little dude!
Nyang! [NEIGHS]
Aah! The horsey! [WHOOSH! SPLAT!]
[LAUGHING] Na-na-Yang-Yang. [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
FINN: Hiya! Little dude! Nyang!
FINN: You were supposed to be my buddy!
[GRUNTS] [BOINK!]
All my fault. All my fault! JAKE: You're a --
n-n-n-n-nyang! JAKE: Wha!
Oh, gleeble snoots. FINN: How is he so strong?
Whomever the hat possesses gains the proportional strength
of a hat. Look out!
He's got the horse again! [ROARS]
[BOINK!] [CRACKLE!]
Evil presence detected. [IMITATES SIREN]
[CLUNK!] JAKE: [GRUNTING]
Sorry, fellas. I don't thrive in conflict
situations! JAKE: [GRUNTING]
Evil. Nyang?
[TWINKLE! TWINKLE!] Nyang.
[WHIR!] [LAUGHING] Nyang.
FINN: No! Not the gumball guardian!
Evil. [LAUGHING] Nyang.
Na-Yang. [WHOOSH!]
JAKE: Dude! Use your powers! I can't!
All I can do is think about my papa and how much I disappoint
him! [WHIR!]
[ZAP!] [SHING!]
JAKE: Just think of something positive!
Something comforting! Like...My mommy?
When I came home with bad grades from wizard school, my mommy
used to hug me and hug me. [GIGGLES]
Oh, mommy! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
JAKE: Uh, yeah. Just think about your mom and
use your magic. Uh, okay, let's try this.
I...Love my mommy. [WHIR!]
Hugs. Aww. I'll hug you. I'll hug you. Hug me.
Ooh! It worked! I love my mommy!
[WHIR!] I love my mommy!
[WARBLE!] Hi, fellas.
I love being alive. [WHIR!]
Mommy! I'm a window, and I'll hug
you! Mommy!
[WARBLE!] Ha ha!
I feel like hugging everybody! Hi, mommy!
[WHIR!] ♪ I'm going to hug you ♪
Mommy. [WHIR!]
[LAUGHS] Ha!
Somebody get this guy some clothes.
[CHUCKLES] Now -- now wise up, love buddies, and hug your
gross brother into submission! Gonna squeeze the heck out of
him! I love that guy!
Nya-a-a-ng! We love you.
I'm loving you! Hug his face!
I love you! Hey, pal, we're working
together! [GIGGLES]
Come on! Let's be pal-jamsas.
P-pal-jamas. Pajamas. [STRAINING] Nyang! Nyang!
[ZAP! ZAP!] [WHOOSH!]
Nyang. Nyang. Thank you, my newly conscious
bros. Now return your life-forces to
me. I loved every minute!
Yay! Not living!
Nyang. Nyang! Ymmom!
[WARBLE!] Duh?
Yes! FINN: Poor little dude.
He was just doing it up the only way he knew how.
It's not his fault he was created evil.
JAKE: Yeah. He deserves to come back good.
FINN: Wizard, mommy-magic this dude back to life.
Okay. Mommy.
N-n-n-n-nya! Oh, my goodness!
What is this lovely place? JAKE: Life, man!
I see. FINN: And this dude is your
pops. [CHUCKLES] No, I-I --
oh, I guess I am. Huh. FINN: Be good to this dude.
I will -- way better than my papa was to me!
FINN: Yep. That's the idea. Jake, looks like I need a new
hat. JAKE: Okay, let's go skin an
evil bear.
[SIGHS] FINN: What's up?
Nothing. I don't know. FINN: [BREATHING HEAVILY]
[BOTH GIGGLE] JAKE: If anybody wants some
tea, it'll be ready in a few minutes.
[HUMMING] Aah!
[WHOOSH!] Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil,
evil, evil, evil, evil, evil. Evil!
JAKE: Whoa! Flame king! Father!
Oh. Uh, uh, I'm sorry. I-I thought my daughter was
alone. [CLEARS THROAT]
I'll just be going. Uh, nice teapot.
[WHOOSH!] [CLICK]
JAKE: Ew. FINN: What was that?
JAKE: He was saying, "evil, evil, evil," over and over
again. FINN: Yeah, I-I heard.
JAKE: Oh, I wasn't sure if you heard, 'cause he was
whispering. FINN: Yeah. I heard.
Ugh. He's so annoying. JAKE: I was just trying to
help! [CHUCKLING] Oh, no.
Not you Jake -- my dad. I always catch him whispering
stuff into my ear while I'm not paying attention.
He keeps saying I'm evil. FINN: Whoa.
You best not be believing that whack bunk.
I bet he's trying to make your life bad so you'll think you're
evil. But you're really not!
How can I know for sure? FINN: Dungeons.
What? FINN: Let's go have a good
time in a dungeon or something. That always clears my head and
reminds me of what's what. And...That'll make me good?
FINN: No. That'll show you not to worry so
much, 'cause you're already good...In here.
[TAP, TAP, TAP] [CHUCKLING] Okay.
Yeah! Let's do it! FINN: Dungeons!
Dungeons! FINN: [CHUCKLING] Yeah.
JAKE: Chamomile tea. [BOTH LAUGH]
[SLURPS] [SCRATCH!]
[SLURPS] [SLURPS]
Is this how you look for a dungeon?
FINN: Ye-e-e-ah. A lot of times, the entrances
are hidden, so you got to look under rocks and stuff for a
secret switch.
Sometimes it takes a while. Hmm.
I'll just use my heat sense. [WHIRRING]
That tree over there is not made of wood.
FINN: Really? Ha ha! Yes!
[CLINK] [CRANK]
[WARBLE] [HISSING]
[CHUCKLING] Yeah. Whoo! Ha ha! Yeah!
FINN: Ooh! Gauntlet! [CLANKING]
Thanks for taking me out, finn.
FINN: No prob, Bob. Light this for me, will ya?
Oh, sure. [WHOOSH!]
Uh, do we need a torch? I'm sort of made of fire.
FINN: Oh. Well, I guess torches are just
cool for dungeons, you know? Oh. Okay.
FINN: Yeah, I'd like to hang onto it.
Boy, this place is creepy. FINN: Really?
I feel like it's trying too hard.
Gold piece! Oh, you mean, like, with all
the skulls? FINN: Whoa. Whoa.
What? Hey!
What are you doing here? Burning you alive!
FINN: [LAUGHS] No. No. Wait a sec.
Sorry -- one second. Sure.
FINN: He might have important loot on him, so we don't want to
just burn him up. Plus, it's a little cruel, even
for an evil guy. Check this out.
[SHING!] [GROWLS]
You're gonna surrender! [GROWLS]
FINN: [GROWLS] [GROWLS]
FINN: [GROWLS] [SCREAMING]
Okay. Okay. I surrender. FINN: I shall Grant thee
clemency...If you do the splits. Do the splits!
I-I can-- I can't do the s-splits.
FINN: Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie!
Okay. Okay. [SIGHS] Okay.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. FINN: See?
A lot of times you can overpower these guys with confidence.
Neat. [FOOTSTEPS]
FINN: Got any loot on ya? Just this map.
It'll -- it'll help you. FINN: Ha! See?
This would have been burned. Yeah -- no, that makes sense.
[SHING!] FINN: What else ya got?
A-a-a-a-aah! There's a treasure chest in the
corner. Please stop yelling.
FINN: [CHUCKLES] I knew it. Aw!
Cram it to the butternuts -- it's locked!
I don't know where the key is!
Please don't yell! FINN: [LAUGHS] All right.
We can come back to that later. Hey, are you having fun?
Uh-huh. I...I'll just stay here.
Race you to the next monster! FINN: Whoa! Whoa!
What? FINN: [CHUCKLES]
Well, that's not how you do things in a dungeon.
You've got to sneak. Sneak?
FINN: Like this.
And you got to look around. Tah, tah, tah. Tah. Tah.
Okay, this guy is too big to intimidate, but I have a plan.
First, you shoot some fire at that rope.
The chandelier falls, distracts the monster.
We run in -- element of surprise.
Wow. FINN: You ready?
Yeah. FINN: Before we go in, how
good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire.
Uh, what? FINN: Like on a scale of one
to a hundred, how good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit
of fire at a rope 50 feet away? Uh --
FINN: Scale of one to a hundred.
42. FINN: 42!
Well, I don't know. I never rated myself.
FINN: No, that's cool. That's cool.
Just try and hit that rope. [WHOOSH!]
[SIZZLE!] [CREAK!]
[SNAP!] [CRASH!]
[BOTH SCREAM] [WARBLE!]
[GRUNTS] Hmm.
[WARBLE] Are you okay?
FINN: Yeah. I'm good. It's a hologram.
Oh. Neat. So, uh, should we keep going?
FINN: Yeah. Although, it does raise the
question -- why would someone go through the trouble of setting
up a hologram...Unless they've hidden something in this room?
[SIGHS] [WHOOSH!]
FINN: Hey! Wake up! I was meditating.
FINN: Look what I fo-o-und. A key.
We have to go back? FINN: We don't have to -- we
get to. Come on.
Ah. FINN: ♪ dungeon crawl ♪
♪ it's the greatest crawl of all ♪
♪ no crawl's too small ♪ ♪ for a dungeon crawl ♪
See? That didn't take long at all.
And now we get treasure. Okay.
FINN: Nope. This key is for something else.
[CHUCKLES] Oh, well. ♪ a dungeon crawl ♪
♪ it's the greatest crawl of all ♪
♪ we're going back to where we were ♪
♪ it's a dungeon crawl ♪ [HUMMING "DUNGEON CRAWL"]
Geez, this is kind of boring. At least he's walking fast.
FINN: ♪ do, do, do ♪ that's where I found the key.
[WHOOSH!]
[CREAK] [SCREAMS]
[SHRIEKS] FINN: Snap dragons!
Take my place. Take my place. Take my -- aah!
Scatterfire! [BREATHES DEEPLY]
[SIGHS] FINN: No! No!
We shake them down first, remember?
He wanted me to take his place.
FINN: Man. Ooh! Hold on.
[CLINK] Ha ha! It's another key!
Come on. We get to go back to the
beginning. Whoo-hoo!
Finn, I'm not having any fun. FINN: What? Why?
Well, you keep wanting me to do things your way, but I don't
like doing things your way. Is that because I am evil?
FINN: What? No way. That's -- no!
Uh...Hey, you know what? Let's do things your way.
Really? FINN: Yeah.
I've been acting an uncouth lout, milady.
Okay. So there's a door over there.
What do you want to do? I...Burn it down.
[WHOOSH!] [CREAK]
FINN: Okay. Yeah. That worked.
Now what do you do? [SHRIEKS]
[WHOOSHING] FINN: Yee.
Aah. Good -- good job, f.P.
Thanks, "f" the "h." [GRUNTS]
[GIBBERING, GROWLING] [BREATHING HEAVILY]
Ugh! Doors. Burn! Burn! Burn!
[SPLAT!] What?
[SNAP! SNAP!] [GROANS]
[GRUNTS] FINN: Oh, sham, ma'am.
It's a legion of goo skulls! Uh, how do you defend?
[GRUNTS] Snake fire! [WHOOSH!]
[SHRIEKS] [SHRIEKS]
FINN: Fire burn goop. Yes!
Feel my flames, puny worms! [SHRIEKS]
[WHOOSH! WHOOSH!] [LAUGHS WICKEDLY]
The power of destruction! FINN: Aah!
[GROWLING] FINN: [SCREAMING]
Flame princess! Hmm?
FINN: [SCREAMS] [GROWLS]
FINN: Help me! But don't use fire 'cause, well,
you know, it -- [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
[SNAP!] [SLURPS]
Release him! Or feel the wrath of the
princess of flames! Pbht!
Very well. FINN: [MUFFLED SCREAM]
Do the splits! Do the splits, thou milk-livered
maggot pie! [GRUNTING]
[SHRIEKS] [GRUNTING]
[WHOOSH!] [SHING!]
[SQUISH!] FINN: Whoo!
Hot Daniel, flame princess. I thought you were going to burn
me alive. No way.
I'd never do that to my boyfriend.
[SIGHS] Thanks, finn. That was a really awesome
experience. FINN: Dungeons totes clear
your head, right? Mm-hmm.
I forgot how good it feels to destroy stuff.
FINN: Uh... I mean, like, evil stuff.
FINN: Oh, yeah. Cool. We should go again sometime.
Do you know of any other dungeons?
FINN: Maybe next time we should just go to, like...A
farmers' market. And burn it.
FINN: Hmm. Try this key.
[CLICK] [GASPS]
FINN: What is it? [STRETCH!]
[SQUISH!]
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪