[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪
JAKE: Nice. Little bird family on vacay.
Daddy's got the mad-beautiful tail feathers.
Mommy's taking up the rear all plain-Jane styles.
[FARTS] JAKE: [CHUCKLES]
Glad I get to date a beautiful rainicorn -- not some nasty
bird. Hey! Don't be talking trash!
Our ladies are beautiful on the inside, you creep!
JAKE: All lady birds around the whole world are beautiful on
the inside? Yes.
JAKE: Fair enough. Special delivery for Jake
the dog. JAKE: Cool. Thanks.
Hmm. "Urgent."
Hold still, bmo! Ouch!
I hurt my butt sledding. JAKE: Oh, dang. Sorry, bmo.
Cool, man! I'm excited! [STATIC]
[MUNCHING] [ MUFFLED SCREAMING]
JAKE: What the heck am I looking at?
[SPITS] Jake Jr.?!
What's going on here?! Jake the dog, we have your
daughter. She is safe -- for now.
JAKE: What do you want from me?!
We need you to reassemble your old team --
gareth, a.K.A. The lady master...
The flying lettuce brothers, notorious con-men
impressionists... And your old friend Tiffany.
JAKE: Globbit. You will need them to break
into the royal candy vault and steal this.
JAKE: The Baker's shard -- the purest source of sugar in
the known regions. You are the only master thief
with the skills to swipe it. You have until midnight to make
the drop. Tell anyone, and Jake Jr. gets
it.
JAKE: Bmo... Destroy the tape.
[GRUNTS] JAKE: Are we on the level,
bmo? I ain't no clown-town snitch,
baby. JAKE: I don't want finn
hearing about this. All right.
[BEEPING] [LAUGHS]
Oh, brunard, are you sure? Yeah, babe.
I'm totally famous, and you love me.
W-what's happening? What am I feeling now?
You are under the spell of my face.
I got you, girl, in my face trap, and you love it.
[MONOTONE] I...Do. Brunard, don't ever leave me.
I'll give you everything -- my fabrics, my dress patterns, my
marbles, my social standing. [BEEPING]
Whoops! I gotta go. Laters!
Dine and dash? I saw that!
Hey, boss, I wanted to -- shut up, Tonya.
I gotta see my ex-wife!
Ohh. [TELEPHONE RINGS]
Hello. Squeezy mart. [AS BOSS] Tonya, this is
your boss! Wait. You were just here.
Yeah! Now I'm on the phone, stupid!
Hey, do you think I could leave early?
I'm, like, depressed. What you could do is take all
the money out of the register and give it to the two guys out
back by the dumpster! [SIGHS]
Okay. Then can I go?
Yes. Here you go, dudes.
[NORMAL VOICE] Thanks, man. Peace.
Goodbye, fair lad. [BEEPING]
The master returns! [SQUEAKING]
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
[BEEPING]
Well, well. From the shadows of dream, the
dog wakes to find its... Uh...
The dog wakes to find its mangy tail flopping in the dust like a
fish in a tree. That fish is me -- Tiffany!
[LAUGHS] I'm coming, Jake!
I'm coming! [DOOR CREAKS]
JAKE: Hi, guys. Were you waiting for me in the
dark? Tiffany wouldn't let us turn
them on. Never mind that!
The real question is... What's that slo-mo finn know
about this? [CYMBALS RATTLING]
FINN: Hey, bmo, where's Jake? Jake got back with his old
gang and is going to rob the candy kingdom.
FINN: [LAUGHS] Okay, bmo.
[CHUCKLES] FINN: You want to join my
primitive noise band? [TRUMPETS]
[BELLS JINGLE] Huhhhh?
No. I like organized sound. FINN: Pshh!
[OFF-KEY MUSIC PLAYS] LA-LA-LA!
Whoo! JAKE: Nah, bmo's covering for
me. So, what's the deal, Jake?
Yeah, why'd you call us back? JAKE: I got a job for you
guys. One last score -- the big one.
The Baker's shard? [CHUCKLES]
Are you for real, man? Hey, that's crazy, Jake.
We always said, "play it safe." Can't you see, guys?
He's desperate. Somebody got to him 'cause he's
soft now. JAKE: What the --
pshh! Tiffany!
I'm the same Jake! I just stopped stealing, mostly.
Because when you get older, you're supposed to get into
other stuff, like graphic design or pottery.
It's called "growing up"! I don't want to do poetry --
I mean, pottery. JAKE: Dude!
Are you guys on board or what?! You really got something better
to do?! Really?!
I know you don't, Tiffany! Glom you, Jake.
How are we gonna split the Baker's shard?
JAKE: We ain't keeping it. I'm passing the shard off to a
mystery dude. What the...?!
JAKE: The dude has my kid. My little Jake Jr.
[CLEARS THROAT] I'm in.
We're in. I know that vault inside and
out -- every guard rotation, every camera, every deadly trap.
And that safe is locked up so tight, it makes me wanna spit
out my guts and cry about it. Do you even have a plan, Jake?!
JAKE: I have the first part. Okay, let's freakin' do this!
[KEYBOARD CLICKS] Captain, the milk delivery
has arrived. Well, check them in, private.
Yes, sir. And, private, I'm very
thirsty. Bring me back the most delicious
flavor they have. Yes, sir!
[SCRIBBLING]
[STATIC] Huh?
Now, what in the heck? [AS PRIVATE] I'm back with
your milk, sir. What flavor did you bring me,
private? Banana, sir!
What?! Banana milk!
Blagh! No! The forbidden flavor!
It's... Delicious.
[VOICES ADJUSTING] It's... It's...
[AS CAPTAIN] It's delicious!
[FEEDBACK] Attention, all guards!
You are directed to report immediately to the courtyard
for special training!
JAKE: Okay, do your thing, man.
Just like old times, right, Jake?
When we were blood, we'd follow each other into the jaws of
death on a pale horse. JAKE: Not now, Tiffany.
Come on! [GRUNTS]
Ugh! Today, we'll be working on
our battle "kee-yahs." Okay, men! Sound off!
[ALL YELLING] [YELLING CONTINUES]
All right, soldiers, time to shred those pipes!
I want to hear you scream! [ALL SCREAMING]
Louder! Push it hard!
[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES] [CLOCK TICKING]
[ALARM RINGS]
[SCREAMING STOPS] [BOTH COUGH]
[LOCK CLICKS] [DOORS CREAK]
The Baker's shard is on the other side of that -- the
corridor of a thousand deaths.
JAKE: Whoa! Whoa!
Yow!
[GROWLING] JAKE: Wow!
Whoa!
[BREATHING HEAVILY] [SNAKES HISS]
Whew! I did it!
For Jake Jr.! Stop right there.
JAKE: You! Where's my daughter?!
Throw me the bakers shard, and I'll let her go.
JAKE: Yeah, right! That's super-dumb!
Daddy! Please do what he says!
JAKE: Hang on, sweetie! Ungh!
[AS JAKE JR.] Thank you for saving me...
[NORMAL VOICE] Daddy! [LAUGHTER]
JAKE: [GASPS] You dirty --
[LAUGHS] Now...
Uh... I'm the dog, and you're the
tail! Now you chase me!
You chase my dreams!
[ALARM RINGING] Alert. Security breach.
Alert. JAKE: [GROWLS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[TIRES SQUEAL] Jake Jr.!
[GROWLING]
[TIRES SCREECH] Oh, crud!
Jake! I love you! I love yo-o-o-o-u!
JAKE: Shut it, Tiffany! Give me my daughter!
Ta-da! I totally double-crossed you!
JAKE: Jake Jr.?! What the puke, girl?!
Let's get out of here! [TIRES SQUEAL]
JAKE: What the funky fresh, honey?
I just wanted to be like you. Mom told me stories about when
you did crimes. JAKE: That was a long time
ago -- before I knew it was wrong!
I thought you'd be proud of me.
JAKE: [SIGHS DEEPLY] I am.
I couldn't have done that when I was your age.
I age fast, remember? I'm 22!
JAKE: Right. I keep forgetting maths.
What are you gonna do about the old crew?
JAKE: Finn and I will bust their apples tomorrow.
Or maybe the banana guards will get 'em.
TOGETHER: Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh!
JAKE: Come on. I'll take you home now.
I love you, pops. JAKE: I love you, too.
Don't stinkin' do this to me again.
I'm old and fat. I'll probably have a heart
attack. Okay.
JAKE: Wait a minute! You're doing a long con right
now, aren't you? No.
Yes. JAKE: Now I'm really proud of
you!
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
[BIRDS CHIRPING] Oh, hello!
Ha ha! Here for more graybles, I
presume? Well, you've come to the right
computer-fable. Feast your eyes-mabel on my
holo-pyramid viewer and -- huh?
What's that? Not in the mood for graybles,
you say? Oh, dear.
Are you okay? Did something fatlabel happen
to you? Oh, I see.
You'd rather watch me buh-blabel a birdhouse together in my
workshop. Hmm.
More of a grayble man by trade. But okay! Come on!
[HAMMERING] Oh, hello again.
As you can see, the birdhouse is nearly complete.
All that's left is a "where the door hole goes," but
I can't remember. Hmm.
Door hole... Wait!
I just remembered. My door-hole solution lies in
one of tonight's scheduled graybles!
Would you mind if I look through them to find it?
Okay! Ha ha! Whee!
Here we go. [SIGHS]
JAKE: Hey, Jake Jr. you havin' fun at daddy's?
Hmm? Oh. Sure, dad.
JAKE: Okay. You seem kind of dump trucks.
What? JAKE: Heh. You know, "in
the dumps." Oh, sorry. It's cool.
I'm just thinking about the future, I guess.
We're on, like, the bleeding edge of history.
Everything ahead of us is totally unknown, and there's no
guarantee that things are going to be all right.
It's exciting, but it's also pretty scary.
You know? JAKE: Heh heh...Heh.
Sounds like my little baby girl want to build a time machine!
FINN: Oooooooooh! Guys, I don't --
JAKE: No, no, no. Leave it up to your daddy and
Uncle finn. Hup!
Okay. You guys have fun. I'm gonna get some more juice.
Mom has some weird taste in men.
FINN: Psst! She's comin' back!
JAKE: Ding-ding! Kreeee!
[WHISTLING] [FART NOISE]
FINN: Hello-o-o-o-o? Ooh!
Is that the-time machine part that I ordered?
JAKE: Mm-hmm! You just got to sign for it to
prove you accepted delivery. FINN: Ac-cept-tance.
Guys, I'm basically 30. I'm not a little kid anymore.
BUBBLEGUM: You're not a little kid anymore!
[SOBBING] BUBBLEGUM: Cinnamon bun, you
can't sleep with a night light anymore.
You're basically 30. It's starting to bum everyone
out. I can't handle this denial of
li-I-I-I-I-ght! BUBBLEGUM: Yeah, well...
[DOOR CREAKS] Nooooooooooooooooo!
Too dark! No! It's too bright!
[GLASS SHATTERS] Now it's too dark!
Oh. Okay.
This is nice. Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo!
Aah! Too dark! Hey, cinabun!
I...Need...Soft...Light! Yeeaargh!
ICE KING: Yeeaargh! How long has this been in here?
Don't even remember buying this. Oh, well.
Easy come, easy go. [WHISTLING]
Goodbye. Well, that wasn't so bad.
[HUMMING] Hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Nothing like a hard day's work
to get them spirits a-lifted! [LAUGHING]
Great news, fellas -- I finished all my chores, so we can start
movie night early. Take your seats, and I will
review the nominees. We've got "baby ballet,"
"BLIMBY: Who gots da abc's," "airplanes taking off" --
[GASPS] Oh, wait!
What's this one? "BASIC MORTALITY: Season 1"?
Isn't this that show that everyone's talking about?
I heard that this show is, like, really good for penguins.
Wow. That's really lucky for you guys.
I'm a little jealous. Well, anyway, good luck to all
our nominees. Okay!
All in favor of "BLIMBY: Who gots da abc's,"
raise your hands. Okay!
All in favor of "baby ballet," raise your hands.
Okay! All in favor of "airpl--"
what?! "Baby ballet"?!
Come on! Ugh! I never should've given you
penguins the right to vote. Well, you may have numbers on
your side, but I've still got one trick up my sleeve --
bargaining! Whereby, you let me watch
"basic mortality," and I, in return, will do anything you
want in the whole world. How about it?
[PENGUINS CHATTERING] Ha ha!
Algebraic! [GIGGLING]
Look, I know he was your partner.
Enough! Alan is not the super-murderer!
ICE KING: I don't know about this show though.
This, captain, is the most lamentable super-murder I've
ever seen, and I've seen plenty. ICE KING: Might be a touch
too dark. Too dark!
Too bright! Eat on it!
Hmm! Hmm.
Oh, little lemonsweets, our son...
So precious. You've enjoyed sitting in your
chair? What would you like to do now?
"Go to bed." No, he wants to dance!
[GRUNTS] [HUMMING]
Ehn! Dearest brother, I really think
lemonsweets would rather go to bed!
[BOTH GRUNTING] Mnh!
Hunh! I'll fetch our son a sleeping
bonnet.
Beautiful. [GASPS]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Brother, stop that!!
We hate you. Aaaaaaaah!
Only o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ne!! [BOTH GRUNTING]
The end! My end!
My end...Table. My love seat, yeah.
Gee, but it's great to be back home.
It's always a blast visiting my cousin, city fox, at his future
palace. But you just can't beat that
old country steez. City fox's digs be mad sterile.
Look at this. This was my grandpa's rug.
Some bums let him have it 'cause it was so ugly.
[CLATTERING] And check out these classic
stylings! They don't make 'em like this
anymore! Whoa! Ha ha ha!
Almost got me right in my both eyes!
[CLATTERING CONTINUES] [BUGS BUZZING]
Look at my bugs. Man, I always did have the
ugliest bugs. [CHUCKLES]
What are they doing? Selling each other houses?
Yes, sirree, there's some things money can't buy.
You see that depression? You can't buy that.
You got to earn it. Boy, it's like I can almost see
myself sleeping in there... Yah!
Wh-what?
"Dear conscious self... I know where some buried
treasure is. I'll draw you a map.
Love, subconscious self." Oh, my gosh!
I'm gonna be rich! Ha ha!
[POUNDING ON DOOR] What the --
whoop! Oh, no!
My riches! [GRUNTING]
Let...Me...In! It's too bright!
[GASPS] Too dark!
Aaaaaaaaaah! Cinnamon bun! You...
Did a...Great job on this wall. It's very...Rustic.
[SIGHS] Mmm...What a jerk.
FINN: What? A jerk? JAKE: Yeah, just give it a
little jerk.
FINN: Now that's a time machine.
JAKE: Hey, sweetie! Sweetie, look -- your
time machine's all ready. Oh, yeah.
You having fun, dad? JAKE: Aw, anything for my
baby pup. Okay.
As long as you're having fun. JAKE: [LAUGHS]
Time machine! Shpiow!
[BOTH SCREAMING] [SHOUTING IN KOREAN]
Ha ha! There it is.
You see? The birdhouse door -- it's right
above the peg thingy. Why didn't I think of that?
Ha ha! Well, I guess that's it for this
week. I'll see you crimpy glimmers on
the -- what? What's that?
You want to finish the grayble? You want to see if you can still
guess the theme? You just want to see how it
ends. Well, let's get right to it
then. Ha ha!
Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger!
Shh-shh-shh! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger!
Stranger! Strang-- excuse me.
Hey! Why're you trying to steal my
dad's stuff?! Hey! I need a night light
because I'm so scared! Man, you can't steal, dummy.
[SOBBING] Fine!
[SOBBING CONTINUES] Here.
Now get lost! [GASPS]
[LAUGHING] Ye-e-e-e-s!
Take that, princess bubblegum! Jake Jr., I'm sorry for
messing up your time travel. Ah, that's okay.
It was just make-believe anyways.
FINN: Oh. Was it? Then how do you explain...
Tomorrow's newspaper?
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪