[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪
FINN: Yup! Yeah, totally stuck that
landing! Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
FINN: Man, it's been so long since I've worn the Jake suit.
I forgot how awesome your bod is, bro.
Stretchy-arm power! [CREAK!]
I feel unstoppable! [ROARS]
Ba-a-a-a-m! And I don't even feel it!
JAKE: [GROANS] FINN: [GRUNTS] Bmo, throw
your plate at me. Okay.
Hyah! FINN: Yeah, bmo, show me the
stuff! Keep it coming!
Hyah! FINN: Yeah, bmo, unleash the
beast! Yeah!
Unleash the beast! JAKE: [GROANS]
FINN: Come on, bmo, bring it! That's nothing!
[GROWLING] FINN: You're weak, bmo!
Rrrrrrrraah! JAKE: Ooh. Ooh.
Aah! Aah! [PANTING]
[SIGHS] FINN: You okay, bmo?
I am no match for the Jake suit.
FINN: That's right.
Dog, the Jake suit is mad strong.
This junk can protect me from anything.
JAKE: [MUFFLED] Uh, sort of.
Wait, bro, what are you doing up here?
You know I'm not, like, actual armor, right?
FINN: Septuple flip off the tree house!
JAKE: No-o-o-o-o! FINN: Whoo-hoo!
JAKE: [GRUNTS] FINN: Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo!
JAKE: [GAGS] [COUGHS]
[PANTING] Ohh...
Bam!
JAKE: Huh...Huh...Huh... [SIGHS]
You were a little rough with the Jake suit today, bro.
You mashed up my doggy bag pretty hard.
FINN: Why didn't you stop me? JAKE: When you're in my body,
it pushes out my brain, so I have no control.
FINN: Come on, bro, taking pain is easy.
You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from
the universe. And everyone wants to get with
the universe. JAKE: I bet you wouldn't be
saying that nonsense if I wore you as a suit.
FINN: I bet I would be saying that nonsense.
JAKE: Okay, bro, let's see how you like it.
I'll bring the pain. FINN: Do it, bro.
Get in here. JAKE: [GRUNTS]
[CHUCKLES] Yes! Time to bring the pain!
[GRUNTS] Huh?
FINN: [CHUCKLES] Man, are you kidding?
JAKE: [GRUNTS]
You give up? FINN: You have to, like,
punch me in the face. JAKE: Hmm.
I thought I was. This is hard.
I-I can't even make a fist. How do you control my body so
well? FINN: Dude, I'm graceful.
Mom raised me graceful. JAKE: [GRUNTS]
FINN: [CHUCKLES] Dude, what the bjork?
JAKE: [GROWLS]
Hmm. Aha! Here we go.
Dream journal of a boring man, volume 12.
FINN: Uh, Jake, what are you doing?
JAKE: There's all kinds of pain, finn.
FINN: Jake, come on. Don't do this.
JAKE: [SIGHING] Ahh. Okay, let's see.
Ooh, this one looks good. And it's not too long -- only
seven pages. [CHUCKLES]
Okay, here we go. [CLEARS THROAT]
"In my dream, I was eating Jasmine rice, but it was also
brown rice, and it was also my mother."
FINN: Ohh.
JAKE: [SNORING] Huh?
What -- where am I? Oh, yeah. Hey, finn!
How long have I been out? FINN: I don't know.
A couple hours. JAKE: Say what?
Why are you still reading? FINN: It's actually not that
bad. There's a bunch where he knows
he's dreaming. Here -- let me read you a
little. "So, I said to the first guy,
'if everyone in my dream is me, then you are me,' and he said,
'I am who?' And I said, 'me.'
and he said, 'who is me?' And I said, 'you.'
and he said, 'what about you?' And I said, 'no, you.'"
JAKE: [SIGHS] FINN: It's like he's trying
to solve a mystery that doesn't exist.
You want me to keep going? JAKE: No, I'm hungry.
FINN: Yeah, I'm hungry, too. How about a truce while you go
make us some lunch? JAKE: Oh, I didn't know we
were allowed to call truces. I'll totally remember that the
next time my doggy bag is hurtling towards a fence post.
FINN: You know, you could use the opportunity of cooking me
food to mess with me. JAKE: [GASPS] Wait a sec.
You just gave me an idea! FINN: Yeah?
JAKE: [LAUGHING EVILLY] FINN: Uh-oh.
Oh, look out. You gonna make me something
gross? JAKE: [LAUGHING CONTINUES]
FINN: Something spicy? You know I can take it.
JAKE: [LAUGHING CONTINUES] Ta-da!
FINN: Meatloaf? That's my favorite dish.
JAKE: Mm-hmm. FINN: [CHUCKLING] What did
you do to it? JAKE: I assure you, it's
delicious. FINN: Okay, well, you're
really terrible at this. JAKE: [CHOMP!]
Yummy. FINN: Oh, that's just mean.
JAKE: Admit you're wrong, and you can have some of this
delicious meatloaf. FINN: No, I'm good.
JAKE: [CHOMP!] [CHOMP!]
[SLURP!] Mmm-hmm-hmm!
Special occasion. Special occasion.
FINN: Jake, that's my special
occasion phone. Someone's calling me to tell me
about a special occasion. JAKE: So?
FINN: So, can you walk me over there?
I want to see who it is. JAKE: Hmph.
Special occasion. Special occasion.
FINN: Oh, it's flame princess.
[CHUCKLES] I'll talk to her later.
I don't want you embarrassing me, or, uh, anything.
Jake? Jake, seriously, don't do this.
JAKE: Tell me I win, dude. FINN: No, absolutely not.
JAKE: All right. Say goodbye to flame princess
thinking you're cool. I'm gonna embarrass the bjork
out of you. Oh, hey, you came!
I got worried 'cause you didn't answer special occasion phone.
My relatives are waiting inside. FINN: What?
Well, that's why I called on special occasion phone.
All my less-evil family members are here for dinner.
Come eat. JAKE: [LAUGHING EVILLY]
Finn, this is my family. These are my two younger
brothers, my brother who's home from the military, and my
judgmental aunt and Uncle. JAKE: [LAUGHING CONTINUES]
FINN: Jake, whatever you're about to do, please don't do it.
[ALL GASP] [GLASS SHATTERS]
[ALL GASP] JAKE: ♪ I'm a tough tootin'
baby that can dance like a man ♪ ♪ I can shake-ah my Fanny ♪
♪ I can shake-ah my can ♪ ♪ I'm a tough tootin' baby
that can punch-ah your buns ♪ ♪ punch-ah your buns ♪
♪ I can punch all your buns ♪ ♪ if you're an evil witch,
I will punch you for fun ♪ what are you doing in front
of my family?! Hold on, bro.
Perhaps it's a non-flamish custom unknown to us.
JAKE: Nope! Just doing the kind of stuff I
do all the time. This is a nightmare come true
for me, sister. JAKE: ♪ tough tootin' baby ♪
♪ tough tootin' baby ♪ what are you doing?!
JAKE: Don't you want to see more?
Oh, my bjork! No, I don't want to see more!
Wait, what's that in your mouth? Jake?
JAKE: Oops. Busted. Are you controlling finn?
JAKE: Yeah, I'm causing finn pain.
We have a bet going on. And you made him dance like a
baby, semi-nude, in front of my family?
Wow, that's pretty hard-core. JAKE: [CHUCKLES]
What? [CHUCKLING] Good luck,
finn. Hope you win.
FINN: I will. JAKE: Hmph!
[GASPS] FINN: Hi, lady.
Finn! [SPEAKING KOREAN] JAKE: I'm right here.
Oh. 'Sup?
JAKE: What's TV doing here? I thought all the kids found
apartments. [SPEAKING KOREAN]
JAKE: [CHUCKLES] That's my boy -- mama's basement baby.
[SIGHS] [SPEAKING KOREAN]
JAKE: Oh, it's this bet we're doing.
It's not really a bet. It's more like a showdown.
I'm trying to get him to admit that it's hard when someone
wears you as a suit. How do I win the bet, lady?
Hey, dad? Why don't you try jumping in a
volcano? [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
JAKE: Hmm. [LAUGHING EVILLY]
Yes! FINN: So, what are we doing,
bro? JAKE: The universe is gonna
have a full-on make-out session with you, bro -- I'm talking
minimum tier eight. Behold!
[WOLVES SNARLING] FINN: Fire wolves?
That's your plan? Please. JAKE: Oh, no, bro.
That's just fortuitous circumstance.
Allow me to take advantage. Here, pup-pups.
You want some kibble? You want steak flavor?
Steaky-steaks? FINN: Aw, my kibble!
[WOLVES SNARLING] [SNARLING STOPS]
[WOLVES WHIMPERING] [SIZZLE!]
[CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!] JAKE: How you like it, bro?
Pretty painful, huh? FINN: Eh, whatevs.
JAKE: Ah, forget it. Let's go.
[WOLVES WHIMPERING]
FINN: Hmm. Looks hot. JAKE: Oh, yeah, bro.
The pain train has arrived at the station.
Choo! Choo! FINN: I'm ready, bro!
Bring it! You're nothing, lava!
You're a bum! I can handle you!
JAKE: Look, just say, "stop," and you won't get burned.
FINN: Never! JAKE: Okay, bro.
This'll pretty much wreck up your whole life, so think about
it. FINN: Bring it!
Yeah, baby, feels good! Love it!
Loving that heat on my skull! JAKE: Okay, I'm gonna lower
you some more. It's probably gonna cook up your
brain. FINN: Oh, yeah, give it to
me! JAKE: Dang, finn is flipping
crazy. This isn't going to do anything.
He's never gonna give up. FINN: [GROWLS]
JAKE: Aah!!
FINN: [GAGS, COUGHS] JAKE: [GRUNTS]
[PANTING] FINN: What happened?
You robbed me of the win! JAKE: You're right, man -- my
bruises are hickeys from the universe, and I should just
accept that. FINN: Yeah, boy!
In your face! JAKE: Yeah, in my face.
[GROANS] FINN: [LAUGHS]
Yeah!
JAKE: Dang it, finn. FINN: [CHUCKLES]
[VOCALIZING "ENTRANCE OF THE GLADIATORS"]
Who's ready for rehabilitation?
We'll start with full-body immersion therapy.
[SMOOCHING] FINN: No!
JAKE: Yes!
Hello?
[GIGGLES]
[ZAP!] [GIGGLES]
[SIGHS] Whew.
[GIGGLES] [ZAP!]
[SIGHS] [GRUNTS]
Ooh. Whew.
[ZAP! ZAP!] [SHUDDERING]
Ugh. [SIGHS]
Oh. FINN: [DISTORTED] Bmo?
JAKE: [DISTORTED] Bmo? [GROANS]
FINN: Bmo, are you okay? JAKE: What did you do?
It wasn't me. I didn't do noth-- do noth-- do
nothing. FINN: Come on, bmo.
We got to get you to the hospital or whatevs.
No, no. I am fine. Really.
[ZAP!] [SCREAMING]
[SIGHS] Oh, yes. Okay.
Please take me to get fixed. I need -- need -- need -- need
to get new core system drivers installed.
We can get them at the mo factory in the badlands where
I was born. FINN: The mo factory?
Yeah, I'm programmed with emergency instructions to get
there. Come on, there's no -- no --
no -- no -- no time to lo-- lo-- lo-- lo-- lose.
Okay, now straight down this place.
Okay, now take a ri-- ri-- ri-- ri-- left up here.
The instructions also say that damaged mos get a full memory
wipe before repairs. Don't let on what happened, or
all the years we've spent together -- they'll vanish like
tears in the oven. FINN: Tears in the oven?
But memories are real, real cruesch.
Yeah, no fooling. Oh, wait, there's more.
It says here only mos are allowed in the factory.
Wait, what? Oh, that's just great.
JAKE: Hey, hey, don't worry, buddy.
We're finn and Jake, remember? Or should I say, "finn and jmo"?
[GIGGLES] Wow. FINN: Hey, bmo, check this
out, too. [GRUNTING]
Meet fmo. Finn, you dumb -- you dumb --
you dumb -- you da man. This is gonna be a snap!
FINN: [GRUNTS] JAKE: Hello, there.
Greetings and welcome to mo-co.
I am dmo. Please state your business.
JAKE: Hey, there, dmo. I am jmo.
FINN: And I'm fmo. Greetings, jmo.
Fmo, you look ridiculous. Are you damaged?
Are you in need of repair? FINN: Yes, absolutely.
Thanks, dmo. I busted my core system drivers,
and now I need new ones. Fantastic.
Okay, please get ready for your total personality wipe.
FINN: Oh, right, right. Uh, right.
I mean, no. I'm just here for, uh, nostalgic
purposes. Ah, yes.
47.3% of mos eventually return to the factory for assorted
sentimental biz. Please step 100% on the
ultratram for your complimentary tour.
[ZIP!] [ZIP!]
Greetings. FINN: Whoa!
We're now passing over the famous factory floor, birthplace
of each and every mo. Behold the gleaming machinery,
teeming wild with the throes of real creation.
From this unlikely chaos emerges every shiny, new mo.
JAKE: But nothing's moving down there.
It's all shut down. What happened to this place?
I'm sorry, I'm just a tram-mo.
I'm not programmed to understand that question.
Also, you're just a jmo. You're not programmed to ask
that question. JAKE: Uh, what question?
That question. [GROWLS] JAKE: I'm serious.
[BEEPS] Anyway, mo-co was founded over
1,000 years ago by moseph mastro Giovanni, a sad
and gentle man, beloved only by those he built to belove him.
On your left, you'll see the core system driver installation
port bay... [GASPS]
...where brand-new mos... Finn! Finn!
That's it! That's where the driver ports
are! FINN: I know. I heard.
Hup! What?! Are you crazy?
Get back here! JAKE: Hurry, finn.
I think he's calling the police or something.
FINN: None of these ports fit right.
"E," "d," "c" -- where's the "b" port?
[BEEPING] Intruder spotted!
Prepare to vaporize! Vaporize!
Cease fire!
No intruders spotted. Vaporization complete.
Um, but what if they slipped past us, sir, in all that smoke?
[GROANS] All right, everyone, about-face.
Does anybody see the intruders now?
Like I said, vaporization complete.
Now, let's head back to base. It's doughnut o'clock.
[CHUCKLING] Man, how about those goofs, huh?
Trying to mess with our drivers. Yeah, you know the world
these days -- all goofs. Hey, you toss me one of them
'nuts? Ahh.
Yeah, hey, speaking of goofs, haven't seen smo 5681 lately.
[CHUCKLES] Man, that goof. Yeah, I hate that goof.
You ever notice goofs always asking how you're doing?
What is that? "Uh, yeah, I'm fine."
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, 100%. Oh, hey, what are you doing
over there by yourself? Uh...Oh, uh, uh, I'm sad.
Oh, yeah, yanno, we've all been there.
So, anyways, how's your goofy wife doing?
Pretty goofy. FINN: Bmo, how are you doing?
Get me close to that guy's port.
I can hack into his computer and find where my driver port is.
[GAGS] [GROANS]
[BOTH GASP] JAKE: We got to hustle.
Yeah, pretty good, I guess. I prefer something yeastier.
The wife's always giving me grief about it, but, I mean,
what am I, decent? Zomp!
Hey, what are you two goofs doing -- goofing?
JAKE: Dang, man, how deep does this place go?
FINN: Down, right, left, down, corkscrew, down.
Down, right, left, down, corkscrew, down.
Psych! Hey, whoa!
FINN: Down that grate. Stop right there!
You, freeze!
Hey! Only mos are allowed in the
facility 1,000%! Get off of my tram!
JAKE: Cram your tram! Womp!
[ENGINE REVS] FINN: [LAUGHS]
Hang in there, bmo. Hey, Jake, can this thing go any
fast-- BOTH: Aah!
Whoa! FINN: Shoot, it's the fuzz!
Hit 'em again! FINN: Holy!
JAKE: Finn, how are we getting to bmo's driver port?
FINN: Uh, turn right!
Dog it, they're still behind us!
Turn left! Turn corkscrew!
Now go down!
JAKE: There's the driver port!
BOTH: Ow. FINN: [GROANS]
Too spicy. My bod.
[ALL YELLING] [ALL GRUNT]
Non-mos are forbidden in this facility!
I am not non-mo. I am...Bmo!
[REVERENTLY] Bmo. "Bmo"? Did I hear "bmo"?
JAKE: Wait. What's up?
Hey, I'm moe. [GRUNTS]
[CHUCKLES] Don't worry. My legs don't work.
FINN: You're moe? Wait, are you human, too?
My skin's human. JAKE: Dude, how old are you?
Hey, come on, now. [CHUCKLES]
[GRUNTS] [PANTING]
It is bmo. Looks like there's some software
problems.
Hmm. FINN: So...You made bmo?
JAKE: Hey, you're not gonna reset our friend's personality,
are you? Huh? What?
No. Bmo's one-of-a-kind.
I built bmo to take care of my son.
Yeah -- oh, oh, thank you. But I guess I never ended up
dating any women. [CHUCKLES] So, that's that.
I sent bmo off into the world alone, hoping [COUGHS] he could
find a fam-- [COUGHS] A family of his own. [COUGHS]
And maybe even find somebody else's little boy to take care
of. FINN: Aww.
Oh, there's that back-up driver disk.
Thank you. That ought to done it.
I must have built, what, like, a million mos, but bmo is very,
very special. I built bmo to understand fun
and how to play. You see, I made bmo to be more.
[BMO SINGS] Oh, are you my grandpoop?
No, I'm just your poop. [GASPS]
[GIGGLES] JAKE: Wait, did you say you
built a million robots? FINN: Yeah.
All we saw was that tram jerk and all those jerky security
jerks. Oh, those were just the
surface jerks. Uh, up, please.
Yep! Whoops. Oh. [CHUCKLES]
Kid, come over here.
Bmo, say hello to your family. Hello, family.
ALL: Hi, bmo!
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪