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[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]

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[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]

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 ♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ we'll go to very distant
lands ♪

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♪ with Jake the dog
and finn the human ♪

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♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ it's adventure time ♪

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 FINN: Yup!
Yeah, totally stuck that

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landing!
 Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

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 FINN: Man, it's been so long
since I've worn the Jake suit.

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I forgot how awesome your bod
is, bro.

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Stretchy-arm power!
[CREAK!]

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I feel unstoppable!
[ROARS]

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Ba-a-a-a-m!
And I don't even feel it!

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 JAKE: [GROANS]
FINN: [GRUNTS] Bmo, throw

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your plate at me.
 Okay.

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Hyah!
FINN: Yeah, bmo, show me the

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stuff!
Keep it coming!

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 Hyah!
FINN: Yeah, bmo, unleash the

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beast!
 Yeah!

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Unleash the beast!
JAKE: [GROANS]

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 FINN: Come on, bmo, bring it!
That's nothing!

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 [GROWLING]
FINN: You're weak, bmo!

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 Rrrrrrrraah!
JAKE: Ooh. Ooh.

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 Aah! Aah!
[PANTING]

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[SIGHS]
FINN: You okay, bmo?

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 I am no match for the
Jake suit.

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 FINN: That's right.

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Dog, the Jake suit is mad
strong.

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This junk can protect me from
anything.

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 JAKE: [MUFFLED] Uh, sort
of.

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Wait, bro, what are you doing up
here?

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You know I'm not, like, actual
armor, right?

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 FINN: Septuple flip off the
tree house!

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 JAKE: No-o-o-o-o!
FINN: Whoo-hoo!

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 JAKE: [GRUNTS]
FINN: Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo!

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 JAKE: [GAGS]
[COUGHS]

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[PANTING]
Ohh...

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 Bam!

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 JAKE: Huh...Huh...Huh...
[SIGHS]

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You were a little rough with the
Jake suit today, bro.

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You mashed up my doggy bag
pretty hard.

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 FINN: Why didn't you stop me?
JAKE: When you're in my body,

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it pushes out my brain, so I
have no control.

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 FINN: Come on, bro, taking
pain is easy.

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You just have to imagine that
every bruise is a hickey from

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the universe.
And everyone wants to get with

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the universe.
JAKE: I bet you wouldn't be

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saying that nonsense if I wore
you as a suit.

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 FINN: I bet I would be saying
that nonsense.

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 JAKE: Okay, bro, let's see
how you like it.

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I'll bring the pain.
FINN: Do it, bro.

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Get in here.
JAKE: [GRUNTS]

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[CHUCKLES] Yes!
Time to bring the pain!

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[GRUNTS]
Huh?

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 FINN: [CHUCKLES]
Man, are you kidding?

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 JAKE: [GRUNTS]

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You give up?
FINN: You have to, like,

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punch me in the face.
JAKE: Hmm.

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I thought I was.
This is hard.

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I-I can't even make a fist.
How do you control my body so

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well?
FINN: Dude, I'm graceful.

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Mom raised me graceful.
JAKE: [GRUNTS]

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 FINN: [CHUCKLES]
Dude, what the bjork?

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 JAKE: [GROWLS]

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Hmm.
Aha! Here we go.

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<i>Dream journal of a boring man,</i>
<i>volume 12.</i>

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 FINN: Uh, Jake, what are you
doing?

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 JAKE: There's all kinds of
pain, finn.

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 FINN: Jake, come on.
Don't do this.

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 JAKE: [SIGHING] Ahh.
Okay, let's see.

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Ooh, this one looks good.
And it's not too long -- only

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seven pages.
[CHUCKLES]

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Okay, here we go.
[CLEARS THROAT]

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"In my dream, I was eating
Jasmine rice, but it was also

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brown rice, and it was also my
mother."

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 FINN: Ohh.

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 JAKE: [SNORING]
Huh?

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What -- where am I?
Oh, yeah. Hey, finn!

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How long have I been out?
FINN: I don't know.

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A couple hours.
JAKE: Say what?

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Why are you still reading?
FINN: It's actually not that

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bad.
There's a bunch where he knows

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he's dreaming.
Here -- let me read you a

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little.
"So, I said to the first guy,

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'if everyone in my dream is me,
then you are me,' and he said,

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'I am who?'
And I said, 'me.'

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and he said, 'who is me?'
And I said, 'you.'

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and he said, 'what<i> about</i> you?'
And I said, 'no, you.'"

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 JAKE: [SIGHS]
FINN: It's like he's trying

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to solve a mystery that doesn't
exist.

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You want me to keep going?
JAKE: No, I'm hungry.

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 FINN: Yeah, I'm hungry, too.
How about a truce while you go

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make us some lunch?
JAKE: Oh, I didn't know we

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were allowed to call truces.
I'll totally remember that the

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next time my doggy bag is
hurtling towards a fence post.

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 FINN: You know, you could use
the opportunity of cooking me

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food to mess with me.
JAKE: [GASPS] Wait a sec.

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You just gave me an idea!
FINN: Yeah?

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 JAKE: [LAUGHING EVILLY]
FINN: Uh-oh.

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Oh, look out.
You gonna make me something

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gross?
JAKE: [LAUGHING CONTINUES]

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 FINN: Something spicy?
You know I can take it.

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 JAKE: [LAUGHING CONTINUES]
Ta-da!

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 FINN: Meatloaf?
That's my favorite dish.

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 JAKE: Mm-hmm.
FINN: [CHUCKLING] What did

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you do to it?
JAKE: I assure you, it's

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delicious.
FINN: Okay, well, you're

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really terrible at this.
JAKE: [CHOMP!]

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Yummy.
FINN: Oh, that's just mean.

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 JAKE: Admit you're wrong, and
you can have some of this

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delicious meatloaf.
FINN: No, I'm good.

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 JAKE: [CHOMP!]
[CHOMP!]

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[SLURP!]
Mmm-hmm-hmm!

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<i> Special occasion.</i>
<i>Special occasion.</i>

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<i>Special occasion.</i>
FINN: Jake, that's my special

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occasion phone.
Someone's calling me to tell me

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about a special occasion.
JAKE: So?

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 FINN: So, can you walk me
over there?

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I want to see who it is.
JAKE: Hmph.

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<i> Special occasion.</i>
<i>Special occasion.</i>

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 FINN: Oh, it's
flame princess.

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[CHUCKLES]
I'll talk to her later.

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I don't want you embarrassing
me, or, uh, anything.

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Jake?
Jake, seriously, don't do this.

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 JAKE: Tell me I win, dude.
FINN: No, absolutely not.

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 JAKE: All right.
Say goodbye to flame princess

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thinking you're cool.
I'm gonna embarrass the bjork

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out of you.
 Oh, hey, you came!

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I got worried 'cause you didn't
answer special occasion phone.

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My relatives are waiting inside.
FINN: What?

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 Well, that's why I called on
special occasion phone.

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All my less-evil family members
are here for dinner.

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Come eat.
JAKE: [LAUGHING EVILLY]

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 Finn, this is my family.
These are my two younger

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brothers, my brother who's home
from the military, and my

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judgmental aunt and Uncle.
JAKE: [LAUGHING CONTINUES]

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 FINN: Jake, whatever you're
about to do, please don't do it.

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[ALL GASP]
[GLASS SHATTERS]

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[ALL GASP]
JAKE: ♪ I'm a tough tootin'

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baby that can dance like a man ♪
♪ I can shake-ah my Fanny ♪

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♪ I can shake-ah my can ♪
♪ I'm a tough tootin' baby

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that can punch-ah your buns ♪
♪ punch-ah your buns ♪

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♪ I can punch all your buns ♪
♪ if you're an evil witch,

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I will punch you for fun ♪
 what are you doing in front

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of my family?!
 Hold on, bro.

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Perhaps it's a non-flamish
custom unknown to us.

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 JAKE: Nope!
Just doing the kind of stuff I

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do all the time.
 This is a nightmare come true

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for me, sister.
JAKE: ♪ tough tootin' baby ♪

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♪ tough tootin' baby ♪
 what are you doing?!

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 JAKE: Don't you want to see
more?

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 Oh, my bjork!
No, I don't want to see more!

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Wait, what's that in your mouth?
Jake?

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 JAKE: Oops. Busted.
Are you controlling finn?

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 JAKE: Yeah, I'm causing finn
pain.

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We have a bet going on.
 And you made him dance like a

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baby, semi-nude, in front of my
family?

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Wow, that's pretty hard-core.
JAKE: [CHUCKLES]

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What?
[CHUCKLING] Good luck,

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finn.
Hope you win.

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 FINN: I will.
JAKE: Hmph!

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 [GASPS]
FINN: Hi, lady.

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 Finn! [SPEAKING KOREAN]
JAKE: I'm right here.

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 Oh.
 'Sup?

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 JAKE: What's TV doing here?
I thought all the kids found

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apartments.
[SPEAKING KOREAN]

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 JAKE: [CHUCKLES] That's my
boy -- mama's basement baby.

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[SIGHS]
[SPEAKING KOREAN]

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 JAKE: Oh, it's this bet we're
doing.

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It's not really a bet.
It's more like a showdown.

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I'm trying to get him to admit
that it's hard when someone

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wears you as a suit.
How do I win the bet, lady?

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 Hey, dad?
Why don't you try jumping in a

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volcano?
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

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 JAKE: Hmm.
[LAUGHING EVILLY]

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Yes!
FINN: So, what are we doing,

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bro?
JAKE: The universe is gonna

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have a full-on make-out session
with you, bro -- I'm talking

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minimum tier eight.
Behold!

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[WOLVES SNARLING]
FINN: Fire wolves?

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That's your plan? Please.
JAKE: Oh, no, bro.

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That's just fortuitous
circumstance.

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Allow me to take advantage.
Here, pup-pups.

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You want some kibble?
You want steak flavor?

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Steaky-steaks?
FINN: Aw, my kibble!

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[WOLVES SNARLING]
[SNARLING STOPS]

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[WOLVES WHIMPERING]
[SIZZLE!]

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[CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!]
JAKE: How you like it, bro?

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Pretty painful, huh?
FINN: Eh, whatevs.

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 JAKE: Ah, forget it.
Let's go.

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[WOLVES WHIMPERING]

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 FINN: Hmm. Looks hot.
JAKE: Oh, yeah, bro.

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The pain train has arrived at
the station.

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Choo! Choo!
FINN: I'm ready, bro!

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Bring it!
You're nothing, lava!

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You're a bum!
I can handle you!

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 JAKE: Look, just say, "stop,"
and you won't get burned.

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 FINN: Never!
JAKE: Okay, bro.

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This'll pretty much wreck up
your whole life, so think about

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it.
FINN: Bring it!

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Yeah, baby, feels good!
Love it!

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Loving that heat on my skull!
JAKE: Okay, I'm gonna lower

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you some more.
It's probably gonna cook up your

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brain.
FINN: Oh, yeah, give it to

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me!
JAKE: Dang, finn is flipping

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crazy.
This isn't going to do anything.

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He's never gonna give up.
FINN: [GROWLS]

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 JAKE: Aah!!

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 FINN: [GAGS, COUGHS]
JAKE: [GRUNTS]

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[PANTING]
FINN: What happened?

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You robbed me of the win!
JAKE: You're right, man -- my

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bruises are hickeys from the
universe, and I should just

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accept that.
FINN: Yeah, boy!

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In your face!
JAKE: Yeah, in my face.

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[GROANS]
FINN: [LAUGHS]

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Yeah!

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 JAKE: Dang it, finn.
FINN: [CHUCKLES]

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 [VOCALIZING "ENTRANCE OF THE
GLADIATORS"]

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 Who's ready for
rehabilitation?

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 We'll start with full-body
immersion therapy.

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[SMOOCHING]
FINN: No!

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 JAKE: Yes!

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 Hello?

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[GIGGLES]

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[ZAP!]
[GIGGLES]

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[SIGHS]
Whew.

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[GIGGLES]
[ZAP!]

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[SIGHS]
[GRUNTS]

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Ooh. Whew.

230
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[ZAP! ZAP!]
[SHUDDERING]

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Ugh.
[SIGHS]

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Oh.
FINN: [DISTORTED] Bmo?

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 JAKE: [DISTORTED] Bmo?
[GROANS]

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 FINN: Bmo, are you okay?
JAKE: What did you do?

235
00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:22,838
 It wasn't me.
I didn't do noth-- do noth-- do

236
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nothing.
FINN: Come on, bmo.

237
00:12:24,408 --> 00:12:26,340
We got to get you to the
hospital or whatevs.

238
00:12:26,342 --> 00:12:29,376
 No, no. I am fine.
Really.

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[ZAP!]
[SCREAMING]

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[SIGHS]
Oh, yes. Okay.

241
00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:38,849
Please take me to get fixed.
I need -- need -- need -- need

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to get new core system drivers
installed.

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We can get them at the
mo factory in the badlands where

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I was born.
FINN: The mo factory?

245
00:12:46,356 --> 00:12:49,523
 Yeah, I'm programmed with
emergency instructions to get

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00:12:49,525 --> 00:12:51,824
there.
Come on, there's no -- no --

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no -- no -- no time to lo-- lo--
lo-- lo-- lose.

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Okay, now straight down this
place.

249
00:13:02,701 --> 00:13:08,403
Okay, now take a ri-- ri-- ri--
ri-- left up here.

250
00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:12,039
The instructions also say that
damaged mos get a full memory

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wipe before repairs.
Don't let on what happened, or

252
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all the years we've spent
together -- they'll vanish like

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tears in the oven.
FINN: Tears in the oven?

254
00:13:22,715 --> 00:13:25,715
But memories are real, real
cruesch.

255
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,583
 Yeah, no fooling.
Oh, wait, there's more.

256
00:13:28,585 --> 00:13:32,386
It says here only mos are
allowed in the factory.

257
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Wait, what?
Oh, that's just great.

258
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 JAKE: Hey, hey, don't worry,
buddy.

259
00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:41,092
We're finn and Jake, remember?
Or should I say, "finn and jmo"?

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 [GIGGLES] Wow.
FINN: Hey, bmo, check this

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00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:47,496
out, too.
[GRUNTING]

262
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Meet fmo.
 Finn, you dumb -- you dumb --

263
00:13:55,737 --> 00:14:01,473
you dumb -- you da man.
This is gonna be a snap!

264
00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:02,907
 FINN: [GRUNTS]
JAKE: Hello, there.

265
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,642
 Greetings and welcome to
mo-co.

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00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,810
I am dmo.
Please state your business.

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00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,478
 JAKE: Hey, there, dmo.
I am jmo.

268
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,413
 FINN: And I'm fmo.
Greetings, jmo.

269
00:14:12,415 --> 00:14:14,649
Fmo, you look ridiculous.
Are you damaged?

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00:14:14,651 --> 00:14:17,084
Are you in need of repair?
FINN: Yes, absolutely.

271
00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:19,418
Thanks, dmo.
I busted my core system drivers,

272
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,653
and now I need new ones.
 Fantastic.

273
00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:25,122
Okay, please get ready for your
total personality wipe.

274
00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:26,757
 FINN: Oh, right, right.
Uh, right.

275
00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:30,393
I mean, no.
I'm just here for, uh, nostalgic

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purposes.
 Ah, yes.

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47.3% of mos eventually return
to the factory for assorted

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sentimental biz.
Please step 100% on the

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ultratram for your complimentary
tour.

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[ZIP!]
[ZIP!]

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Greetings.
FINN: Whoa!

282
00:14:45,605 --> 00:14:48,839
 We're now passing over the
famous factory floor, birthplace

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00:14:48,841 --> 00:14:52,675
of each and every mo.
Behold the gleaming machinery,

284
00:14:52,677 --> 00:14:55,677
teeming wild with the throes of
real creation.

285
00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:59,780
From this unlikely chaos emerges
every shiny, new mo.

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00:14:59,782 --> 00:15:01,781
 JAKE: But nothing's moving
down there.

287
00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:04,683
It's all shut down.
What happened to this place?

288
00:15:04,685 --> 00:15:06,485
 I'm sorry, I'm just a
tram-mo.

289
00:15:06,487 --> 00:15:08,819
I'm not programmed to understand
that question.

290
00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:12,122
Also, you're just a jmo.
You're not programmed to ask

291
00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:14,623
that question.
JAKE: Uh, what question?

292
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:17,792
 That question. [GROWLS]
JAKE: I'm serious.

293
00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:20,160
 [BEEPS]
Anyway, mo-co was founded over

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00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:24,363
1,000 years ago by
moseph mastro Giovanni, a sad

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00:15:24,365 --> 00:15:28,299
and gentle man, beloved only by
those he built to belove him.

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00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:31,135
On your left, you'll see the
core system driver installation

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00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,202
port bay...
[GASPS]

298
00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:33,936
 ...where brand-new mos...
 Finn! Finn!

299
00:15:33,938 --> 00:15:35,471
That's it!
That's where the driver ports

300
00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:37,339
are!
FINN: I know. I heard.

301
00:15:37,341 --> 00:15:39,540
Hup!
 What?! Are you crazy?

302
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:41,809
Get back here!
JAKE: Hurry, finn.

303
00:15:41,811 --> 00:15:43,309
I think he's calling the police
or something.

304
00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:44,644
 FINN: None of these ports fit
right.

305
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:46,645
"E," "d," "c" -- where's the "b"
port?

306
00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:49,280
[BEEPING]
Intruder spotted!

307
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,516
Prepare to vaporize!
 Vaporize!

308
00:15:56,653 --> 00:15:58,454
 Cease fire!

309
00:16:02,557 --> 00:16:05,858
No intruders spotted.
Vaporization complete.

310
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:09,861
 Um, but what if they slipped
past us, sir, in all that smoke?

311
00:16:09,863 --> 00:16:16,166
 [GROANS] All right,
everyone, about-face.

312
00:16:16,168 --> 00:16:21,903
Does anybody see the intruders
now?

313
00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:25,038
Like I said, vaporization
complete.

314
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:30,843
Now, let's head back to base.
It's doughnut o'clock.

315
00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:32,544
[CHUCKLING] Man, how about
those goofs, huh?

316
00:16:32,546 --> 00:16:35,412
Trying to mess with our drivers.
 Yeah, you know the world

317
00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:40,349
these days -- all goofs.
 Hey, you toss me one of them

318
00:16:40,351 --> 00:16:42,317
'nuts?
Ahh.

319
00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:47,353
Yeah, hey, speaking of goofs,
haven't seen smo 5681 lately.

320
00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:52,057
 [CHUCKLES] Man, that goof.
Yeah, I hate that goof.

321
00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:55,026
You ever notice goofs always
asking how you're doing?

322
00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:58,361
What is that?
"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."

323
00:16:58,363 --> 00:17:04,032
 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, 100%.
Oh, hey, what are you doing

324
00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:11,404
over there by yourself?
 Uh...Oh, uh, uh, I'm sad.

325
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,506
 Oh, yeah, yanno, we've all
been there.

326
00:17:14,508 --> 00:17:16,274
So, anyways, how's your goofy
wife doing?

327
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,509
 Pretty goofy.
FINN: Bmo, how are you doing?

328
00:17:18,511 --> 00:17:20,376
 Get me close to that guy's
port.

329
00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:24,446
I can hack into his computer and
find where my driver port is.

330
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,280
[GAGS]
[GROANS]

331
00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:27,882
[BOTH GASP]
JAKE: We got to hustle.

332
00:17:27,884 --> 00:17:30,684
 Yeah, pretty good, I guess.
I prefer something yeastier.

333
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:33,452
The wife's always giving me
grief about it, but, I mean,

334
00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:36,387
what am I, decent?
Zomp!

335
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:42,059
 Hey, what are you two goofs
doing -- goofing?

336
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,393
 JAKE: Dang, man, how deep
does this place go?

337
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:46,795
 FINN: Down, right, left,
down, corkscrew, down.

338
00:17:46,797 --> 00:17:48,063
Down, right, left, down,
corkscrew, down.

339
00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:50,898
Down, right, left, down,
corkscrew, down.

340
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:54,100
Psych!
 Hey, whoa!

341
00:17:54,102 --> 00:17:56,902
 FINN: Down that grate.
Stop right there!

342
00:17:56,904 --> 00:17:58,703
 You, freeze!

343
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,241
 Hey!
Only mos are allowed in the

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00:18:04,243 --> 00:18:08,877
facility 1,000%!
Get off of my tram!

345
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:14,748
 JAKE: Cram your tram!
Womp!

346
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,250
[ENGINE REVS]
FINN: [LAUGHS]

347
00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:21,086
Hang in there, bmo.
Hey, Jake, can this thing go any

348
00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:22,753
fast--
BOTH: Aah!

349
00:18:22,755 --> 00:18:25,121
Whoa!
FINN: Shoot, it's the fuzz!

350
00:18:25,123 --> 00:18:29,458
 Hit 'em again!
FINN: Holy!

351
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:32,660
 JAKE: Finn, how are we
getting to bmo's driver port?

352
00:18:32,662 --> 00:18:34,461
 FINN: Uh, turn right!

353
00:18:38,832 --> 00:18:41,933
Dog it, they're still behind
us!

354
00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:46,036
Turn left!
Turn corkscrew!

355
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,740
Now go down!

356
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,410
 JAKE: There's the driver
port!

357
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,614
 BOTH: Ow.
FINN: [GROANS]

358
00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:04,749
Too spicy.
My bod.

359
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:08,318
[ALL YELLING]
[ALL GRUNT]

360
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,420
 Non-mos are forbidden in this
facility!

361
00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:18,759
 I am not non-mo.
I am...Bmo!

362
00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:24,629
 [REVERENTLY] Bmo.
"Bmo"? Did I hear "bmo"?

363
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,430
 JAKE: Wait. What's up?

364
00:19:40,942 --> 00:19:45,210
 Hey, I'm moe.
[GRUNTS]

365
00:19:45,212 --> 00:19:49,179
[CHUCKLES]
Don't worry. My legs don't work.

366
00:19:49,181 --> 00:19:52,882
 FINN:<i> You're</i> moe?
Wait, are you human, too?

367
00:19:52,884 --> 00:19:56,451
 My skin's human.
JAKE: Dude, how old are you?

368
00:19:56,453 --> 00:19:59,353
 Hey, come on, now.
[CHUCKLES]

369
00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:05,891
[GRUNTS]
[PANTING]

370
00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:09,293
It is bmo.
Looks like there's some software

371
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,095
problems.

372
00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:18,466
Hmm.
FINN: So...You made bmo?

373
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,902
 JAKE: Hey, you're not gonna
reset our friend's personality,

374
00:20:20,904 --> 00:20:22,869
are you?
 Huh? What?

375
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:25,838
No.
Bmo's one-of-a-kind.

376
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,340
I built bmo to take care of my
son.

377
00:20:28,342 --> 00:20:32,676
Yeah -- oh, oh, thank you.
But I guess I never ended up

378
00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:37,180
dating any women.
[CHUCKLES] So, that's that.

379
00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:42,016
I sent bmo off into the world
alone, hoping [COUGHS] he could

380
00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:45,719
find a fam-- [COUGHS] A family
of his own. [COUGHS]

381
00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:49,154
And maybe even find somebody
else's little boy to take care

382
00:20:49,156 --> 00:20:50,755
of.
FINN: Aww.

383
00:20:50,757 --> 00:20:54,024
 Oh, there's that back-up
driver disk.

384
00:20:54,026 --> 00:20:58,227
Thank you.
That ought to done it.

385
00:20:58,229 --> 00:21:03,197
I must have built, what, like, a
million mos, but bmo is very,

386
00:21:03,199 --> 00:21:07,867
very special.
I built bmo to understand fun

387
00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:15,873
and how to play.
You see, I made bmo to<i> be more.</i>

388
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,375
[BMO SINGS]
Oh, are you my grandpoop?

389
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:21,877
 No, I'm just your poop.
[GASPS]

390
00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:25,513
[GIGGLES]
JAKE: Wait, did you say you

391
00:21:25,515 --> 00:21:27,948
built a million robots?
FINN: Yeah.

392
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:30,716
All we saw was that tram jerk
and all those jerky security

393
00:21:30,718 --> 00:21:32,417
jerks.
 Oh, those were just the

394
00:21:32,419 --> 00:21:35,420
surface jerks.
Uh, up, please.

395
00:21:35,422 --> 00:21:41,457
Yep!
Whoops. Oh. [CHUCKLES]

396
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:43,258
Kid, come over here.

397
00:21:52,699 --> 00:21:58,235
Bmo, say hello to your family.
 Hello, family.

398
00:21:58,237 --> 00:22:00,737
 ALL: Hi, bmo!

399
00:22:03,273 --> 00:22:11,277
 ♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪

400
00:22:11,279 --> 00:22:15,247
♪ we can wander through the
forest ♪

401
00:22:15,249 --> 00:22:23,286
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ come along with me ♪

402
00:22:23,288 --> 00:22:33,727
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪