[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪
[HISS!] [HISS!]
FINN: Huh.
Is this like eating for you? I don't know about eating,
but it feels nice. FINN: Hmm.
Mm. ICE KING: Hey.
You two should get a room. You and that log, not you and
finn. 'Cause you're hugging a log, you
weirdo. [LAUGHS]
FINN: Grrrr! Finn.
FINN: Huh? Let me.
FINN: Huh?! ICE KING: [LAUGHS]
Huh? Hey, now. Stay away from me.
Shoo! Shoo! Oh! [FWOOSH!]
Oh, so you want to get real, do you?
Well, check this. You seeing this?
Huh? Oh!
[WHUMP!] FINN: Whoa.
ICE KING: Aah! Oh! Ugh! Why don't you get a room?
ICE KING: Oof! [FWOOSH!]
ICE KING: Aah! My hams! Beat it, you freaky old
trump! [GRUNTS]
[WHISTLE!] [WHOOF!]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING] FINN: [GROANING]
[HISS!] Huh?
What's cooking? Smells good. Wha?
Whaaah! Oh! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Breath mint! Aah! Aaaah!
Huh? Gah!
FINN: [CHUCKLES LIGHTLY] My body is engulfed in flames!
[LAUGHS] Oh, so good!
[IN DISTANCE] Hey! FINN: What?
Blew it. Blew it. FINN: Huh?
You blew it. JAKE: Eh-eh-eh-eh-eggs!
FINN: Wha! JAKE: Ninja kick!
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh eh-eh-eggs! File folder!
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eggs! Gorilla!
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eggs. FINN: Jake. Jake.
I had an awesome dream. Flame princess was there.
My body was on fire. I think it was inspired by
flame princess battling ice king yesterday.
JAKE: Hmm. That's weird. I had a dream, too.
I'll tell you about it. So, then paintings were found,
and everyone's eyes lit up. Cinnamon bun smiled and said, "I
saw it from Miles away." FINN: [THINKING] Man, I
need to have that dream again. I have to get flame princess to
beat down ice king again.
Why'd you pick this spot? FINN: Why does anyone do
anything? Hmm.
Why do they? [BAG SHAKES]
FINN: Mm? No, thanks.
FINN: [GARBLED] Suit yourself.
ICE KING: [WHISTLING] FINN: Mm?
Hey! L-l-look! [GULP!]
[NORMAL VOICE] Hey, look. There's that big jerk you hate
so much, remember? ICE KING: [WHISTLES]
Hmm? Oh, hey, kids.
Fine day for a picnic. FINN: Oh, dang.
Did you hear that? [INHALES SHARPLY]
I think he's, like, making fun of you.
What? FINN: Yeah.
It's in the tone of his voice. What did you say to me?
ICE KING: Uh, uh -- w-what? W-what did I say?
[GASPS] It is in the tone of your voice.
ICE KING: L-look. Just take whatever you want,
okay? Take it all.
It's all just prunes -- prunes and liver -- frozen, of course.
[HISS!] Ugh!
[GROWLS] [WHAP!]
[FWOOSH!] ICE KING: Bah!
You might have what it takes to slap these old jowls, but do you
have what it takes to face my... Just a sec.
...legion of snow warriors?! Go, fight! Protect me!
Oh, boy. I don't like being made fun
of, ice king. I don't like it at all!
ICE KING: Whoa! [WHIMPERING]
[SPLISH!] [CLANK!]
[ZAP!] [THUMP!]
Oh! Oh, man.
Times! I call times! [WHIMPERS]
It's only okay if the person who's making the fun is someone
that I'm cool with. ICE KING: We're totes cool.
I-I-I'm ice king. And they do it in a
respectful and knowing way. ICE KING: Respect?
I got all kinds of respect. Oh, yeah?
Then what's with that stupid, smirky face?
ICE KING: Smirk? Oh, I-I smirk when I'm nervous.
Ugh, bear hug! Whaaah!
FINN: [GASPS] ICE KING: And also when I'm
about to win! [LAUGHS]
Boo-yah! And I didn't even get to test
out my new fireproof grundies. FINN: Put it away, man.
You didn't win nothing. ICE KING: [LAUGHS]
FINN: Are you okay? You feel lukewarm.
I-I just need to burn a couple of forests or something
and get a good night's sleep. FINN: Yeah...Sleep.
Milk. [GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP!]
Milk.
[GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP! GULP!]
Play the sleep jam, bmo. [STATIC PLAYS]
Mm. What's cooking? Smells good.
Wha? ICE KING: Hi-yah!
FINN: What? Oh, no! [LAUGHS]
FINN: Aah! Aah! [GROANS]
Huh? [PANTING]
Jake! I had another dream! My body was being blasted.
[INHALES SHARPLY] But this time, ice king was
blasting me with ice cubes. Oh! It was awful!
And someone else was there. He was just laughing and
laughing. He was in the first dream, too,
but he was whispering. I couldn't make out what he was
saying. Oh, yeah.
It was the cosmic owl. JAKE: Pbht!
What?! You didn't tell me the cosmic
owl was there! FINN: I couldn't see him last
time. JAKE: Dude, that means it was
a prophetic dream. You have to finish the original
dream. Cosmic owl could be whispering
something wildly significant! You have to get flame princess
and ice king to fight again so you can see the end of the
dream. Make them fight!
Aah! Do it now! FINN: Aaaah!
Dear ice king, you smell like stink.
You're unpleasant, you're not funny, you're old -- blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah. Sincerely, love, flame princess.
P.S. Let us fight. Aaaah!
Dear flame princess, you're just the worst.
Your hair is bad, your feet smell like face cheeks -- blah,
blah, blah, blah. Let us meet up and fight, dummy.
Sincerely, ice king. Hmm.
Flame princess fight ice king. Ice king.
ICE KING: What? Ooh! Beard mail!
"Dear ice king, you're not funny, you're old, and no
princess will ever marry you ever, simple Simon."
Oh, fight. FINN: Flame princess!
Huh? "Dear flame princess, your feet
smell like face cheeks, your stupid candles smell heinous,
and you can't even kiss finn without totes freakin' out!"
Aaah! [ROARS]
FINN: [GASPS]
ICE KING: Not my beard. Ohh!
Pbht! Ow!
Aaah! ICE KING: [CHUCKLES]
BUBBLEGUM: What is all that noise?
Ach, mein gloob! Infern-o-o-o-o-o-o
shot! ICE KING: I-I-I-ice...
Uh, king!
Aah! Whoa! Ow! [HISS!]
[GRUNTING] ICE KING: [WHIMPERING]
[ZAP! ZAP!] [LAUGHS]
Ergh! Stop that! ICE KING: [CHUCKLES]
Hows about some of this?! Yee -- aah!
[HISS!] ICE KING: Oh, beans!
Oh, beans! Oh, beans! [PENGUINS CHIRPING]
FINN: I maybe went too far with this jazz.
[ROARS] FINN: Flame princess.
[MOANS] Too hot.
[GROANS]
[FWOOSH!] Ah! [LAUGHS]
[HISSING] Mm.
Huh? Uh.
[FWOOSH!] [GROANING]
Wha. Wha-wha wha-wha? [GASPS]
FINN: Wha-wha? Wha wh-wh-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-
wha-wha-wha? Wha wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha?
Wha wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha- wha-wha!
You blew it. FINN: Huh?
[SNARLING] FINN: [BREATHES DEEPLY]
Okay. I can fix this. I can make it right.
Ice king! ICE KING: [WEAKLY] Finn.
FINN: I'm so sorry, man. Help, Gunther. Please.
I-I meant after you save me. FINN: [BLOWS]
Wenk! FINN: Oh.
Wenk, wenk. FINN: Come on.
Let's get out of here. ICE KING: Oh! That's right.
Carry me like a princess. Wenk, wenk.
Eh? Ice king!
You can't escape me! FINN: Wha?
[GASPS] Finn.
FINN: Aaah! ICE KING: Ice, uh, whatever.
I'm so, so sorry, finn. Are you all right?
FINN: No, princess. [SIGHS]
I'm the one who's sorry. Ice king hasn't been picking
fights with you. It's -- it's been me all along.
ICE KING: What? So, you wrote that letter?
FINN: Yes. But, look, it's just like...I
had this dream and -- and it was because of that fight you had.
It was weird, but I also liked it, but it -- but it was
important because the cosmic owl was wh-wh-wha-wha.
Whadda-wha-wha-wha. Wha-wha-wha, wha-wha-wha-wha.
Wh-wha. Wh-wh-wh-wha.
And so I had to get you to beat up ice king be--
shh! I should have known.
That letter said things in it that only you would know,
personal things, finn, and you used them against me.
I thought you were the one person I could -- I-I need some
time alone. FINN: Princess.
But... I-I-I said I was sorry.
[RIP!] [SPLASH!]
ICE KING: [INHALES DEEPLY] You blew it, man.
[TICK! TOCK!] [TICK! TOCK!]
[MEOWS]
BUBBLEGUM: [SNORING] [MEOWS]
BUBBLEGUM: [SIGHS] No. [CHUCKLES]
[MEOWING] BUBBLEGUM: Mnh. Okay, okay.
I'm up. [SNIFFING]
[SNIFFS DEEPLY] Ahh!
[SMACKS LIPS]
Hey, everybody. I've asked you here today
because you are the best of the best.
Anyway, recent data shows an increased chance of threat to
the candy kingdom.
So I'm developing a new defense. I've installed sleeping gas in
the gumball guardians. If any bum tries to attack us,
they will be sprayed without mercy.
Isn't that nice? The only thing is, the gas will
spread and knock out anyone who breathes it -- anyone but you
guys, my trained elite. So watch closely.
I'm gonna show you all how to overcome the gas with sheer
willpower. Hit it!
[BLOWS] BUBBLEGUM: Now, make a fist
with your brain and punch against sleepy times saying,
"no! Nooo!
Noooooo!" Don't go ungentle into that good
night. [COUGHS]
Hi! Yo, bubblegum.
BUBBLEGUM: Marceline, you're up late.
No time for chit-chat. Let's hang out...Right now.
BUBBLEGUM: Hmm. I don't know. I'm, uh, kind of busy.
Uh, hi. Listen, bub-bubs, I tracked
down Maja the sky witch. BUBBLEGUM: Oh. What?
Yeah, I tailed her to an enchanted forest, but it's all
jammed up with barrier spells. BUBBLEGUM: Ohh, I think I see
where this is going. Well, you love getting out
your big brain, and -- and I just thought it'd be cool to
spend some...Quality time with you.
[SIGHS] I need your help, okay?
BUBBLEGUM: But why are you so interested in finding Maja?
It's just really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really important to me. BUBBLEGUM: Whoa. Okay.
But -- come on!
I got your pack pack. BUBBLEGUM: Um, sure, but --
hold on to that "but," pb. BUBBLEGUM: [GRUNTS]
Whee! [LAUGHS]
Whee!
Huh! [MUFFLED] Something's wrong.
Huh? Hey!
[GRUNTS] This stuff, it's like a brick
wall. Let's just blow the whole thing
up. [DEVICE BEEPING]
BUBBLEGUM: Hmm. It's a sleeping gate bramble.
How do we kill it? BUBBLEGUM: All we have to do
is take the path of least resistance.
All right. So, where is it -- the path?
BUBBLEGUM: It's in here and in here.
Now [INHALES DEEPLY] take a deep breath [EXHALES DEEPLY]
And be passive. [CLINK!]
[BREATHES DEEPLY] [GROANS]
[CLINK! CLINK!] BUBBLEGUM: Hello, friend.
Trouble relaxing? How 'bout a cup of chamomile
tea? [SLURPING]
Wow! Wild digs.
BUBBLEGUM: Tell me about it. My googoomama meter is going
babies. And look at my watch.
It's...Pink. BUBBLEGUM: It's running
backwards. There's serious witchery afoot
here. Come on, princess.
We don't got all night.
[SNIFFING] [HISSES]
BUBBLEGUM: What are those things?
Totem cairns. [CAWS]
That's Maja's crabbit familiar.
[CAWS]
[SIZZLE!] BUBBLEGUM: Hooba-wha?
Marceline! It's me!
Hambo! Yeah, girl.
What took you so long? I thought you gave up on me.
BUBBLEGUM: Your Teddy bear? I'm sorry, man.
BUBBLEGUM: Yo, wait a sec. What?!
BUBBLEGUM: Marcy, how old are you?
It's a trick, right? Come on!
Help me out, dum-dum. Ah-boo-hoo. Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Get off. Buddy!
BUBBLEGUM: No! [CLUNK!]
Aah! Bonnie! [CLONK!]
You killed him? BUBBLEGUM: Don't be dense.
Hambo can't even talk. Snap out of it, girl.
He's been with a witch this whole time.
Maybe he can talk now. BUBBLEGUM: That's seriously
what this is about -- rescuing your old Teddy bear?
Yeah. Sorry I didn't tell you.
You might not have come otherwise.
BUBBLEGUM: Um, yeah. Raggedy princess can make you a
new hambo in like three seconds. Or raggedy princess can be your
new hambo. She'd do it, too.
That girl's got like zero self-respect.
[CHUCKLES LIGHTLY] That's mean.
Don't tell her I said that. I'm not getting a new hambo.
There's only one hambo. BUBBLEGUM: It's just a doll.
See this? Vhoooooooooooo.
BUBBLEGUM: What's that? You gonna bop me one?
It's coming in for a landing. What you gonna do, pb?
Want to keep dissing hambo? BUBBLEGUM: [SIGHS]
[MONOTONE] I'm sorry, marceline.
Let's go get hambo. Disengage.
BUBBLEGUM: We should track that bird-rabbit thing.
Right. BUBBLEGUM: Hmm.
Bang. There goes some broken branches.
It left a trail. I see it.
BUBBLEGUM: Hey! Hold on, now! This bag's mad heavy!
Glommit! Ugh!
Marceline! I thought you needed my help.
Huh. Nice trick, Maja.
You in there, marceline? Hyah!
[GASPS] Wh-o-o-o-oa!
Ugh! Oof!
Okay, pb, use your brain. Where would this witch keep
hambo? Break it down.
Micro... And macro...
The picture... Becomes...
Clear. A-a-a-a-nd...
Call it. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Wait. Yes.
[CREAKING]
Where are you, Maja, you creep?
[THUMP!] Oof! What?
Hambo! [R-R-RIP!]
No! [CAWS]
You again. I'll kill you!
Give me ham-- ugh!
[ROARS] [GRUNTING]
[CAWS] [WHAP!]
[WHAM!] [THUNK!]
[THUD!] [CAWS]
[HISSES]
BUBBLEGUM: Geez, man. This must be all of her stolen
junk. Ugh. What a creep.
Psht. Afford bronchus.
Hmm. Whoa!
"My privates"? Come here, biddy.
Bam. Whoops!
Pbht! What the --
invoices? Receipts? "Zumma zoom bleep blop for the
purchase of hambo." Whoa. What?
[ENERGY ZAPPING] [GASPS]
That's my private box! Maja's mitts only, you goof.
BUBBLEGUM: So, you purchased hambo from some weenus named
ash? That's right.
He was a weenus, so I wrote it on there as my personal joke.
But the sale is still legit. Hambo's mine.
His body's all juice-logged with sentimental affection, a savory
spell spice. So get out of my face, all
right? BUBBLEGUM: Where's marceline?
She's busy with my crabbit -- crowbit -- crow rabbit.
I knew that tranch wouldn't respect my proof of purchase.
So, what about you, bozo? BUBBLEGUM: By the laws of my
kingdom, I must honor the exchange of goods for legal
tender, but guess what -- I'm not leaving without hambo.
[LAUGHING] So what are you gonna do about it?
BUBBLEGUM: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
[GRUNTS] [THUD!]
[THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!] [WHACK!]
BUBBLEGUM: Marceline! Yoink!
Hambo! Oh, it's me, buddy.
[SIGHS] How did you --
BUBBLEGUM: I took care of it. Let's bust out.
[CRASH!] [SPLASH!]
[GRUNTING] They got away with your [GRUNTS]
Hambo. Huh, duh.
I let them. You what?
I made a trade for this. Bing!
Mmm! [SNIFFS]
Sentimental freshness! Oh, the psychic resonance on
hambo is nothing compared to this baby!
[FWOOSH!] Whoo!
[LAUGHS] Listen, Maja.
I am not your familiar anymore. I want to be a dancer.
That's cool. Then why don't you dance to
this?! Aaaah!
Nice moves. Now you're the weenus!
Hey, don't go! [LAUGHS MANICALLY]
Aah! I'm cooking up something big,
crabbit. This is my victory lap!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪