[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪
[BOTH GRUNTING] FINN: Oh!
Ha ha! I win! FINN: Oh. Hey, man.
JAKE: You and bmo play finger spread quietly.
I need to get into the zone. [CHIMES TINKLING]
I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of
creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive.
I am open. Use me.
[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS] [BREATHES DEEPLY]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Rosemary, thyme.
[INHALES] Sous-vide.
Keep that at 135 degrees. All right, now we're getting
somewhere. Cream cheese...
Pickles from my boy prismo... And some dill!
[BIRD SQUAWKS] Diced boiled eggs!
Bird from the window! Yeah, baby, now we're rolling!
Whoo! Common cucumber!
Sliced roma tomato. Sweet yellow onion, organic.
[SNIFFLES, CRYING] Almost done.
Tears for salt. Meat prepared sous-vide.
[SINGSONG] Bacon. You're the most important part.
[LOBSTER SHRIEKS] Lobster soul.
It's amazing. Ohh-oh.
This is the greatest sandwich I've ever made.
FINN: Is it glowing? JAKE: You guys want some?
FINN: It's cool, man. I know you want to eat the whole
thing, and I'm cool with that. JAKE: Thank you.
[GASPS] Magic man!
Magic dog! I'll take some sandwich.
JAKE: You stay away from my woman -- eh, my sandwich!
Hmm, yeah, I could do that. Or...
Wait. Wait.
JAKE: [GASPS] Sandwiche! Mijo!
Magic man! My sandwich!
That's a good-looking sandwich.
JAKE: What are you gonna do with it?
Something gross? [BREATHES DEEPLY]
It's got my germs, so it's mine now.
JAKE: N-o-o-o-o-o! Dead arms!
JAKE: [GRUNTING] Give it back, you animal!
Look, if you really want your sandwich, you'll have to solve
my little riddle. Unh!
When your face shows 7:20, when green leaves turn brown, the
only way forward is down. Then you'll see, the wetter, the
better. JAKE: That's not even a
riddle. It's wordplay, at best!
You try and come up with something on the spot!
It's hard! JAKE: Aah!
Now to savor the moment.
It's just you and me, baby. [FINGER CLICKS]
JAKE: What the -- FINN: Jake, wait!
JAKE: [GRUMBLES] What's he doin' in there?
Why did he freeze himself with my sandwich?
FINN: He's not frozen. He's super-slow-mozen, motion.
Look. JAKE: Aw! That's gross!
FINN: Well, let's go grab it before he hits the ground, which
is when I assume he'll take a bite.
JAKE: Yeah, okay. FINN: Hmm.
Feels like cold spaghetti. FINN: Oh...Hey, Jake.
JAKE: Hey, finn. How...Long...Have...We...Been...
In...Here? FINN: I...Don't...Know.
JAKE: Retre-e-a-at! [BOTH GRUNTING]
[BOTH GASP, PANTING] FINN: Whoa.
How long were we in there? Five hours.
JAKE: Five hours?!
He's halfway to hittin' the ground!
Which is when he'll bite my sandwich, probably.
Yes. JAKE: [GROANS]
FINN: Bmo! I agree that is when he will
probably take a bite. FINN: You're not helping.
Oh. You need help? I can help.
Processing. JAKE: Must be his new
software. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ding! I have the solution, Jake.
JAKE: What?! Bmo, are you serious?
Yes, this plan will work. JAKE: Yes!
But we have to hurry. JAKE: Yes!
FINN: All right, bmo!
Wait, wait, wait. Bmo, are you just making a
skateboard video? No, finn.
This is the plan. JAKE: Are you sure?
Jake, you will have your sandwich back before my board
hits the ground. JAKE: Okay, bmo.
Yay, bmo! This is s-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...
...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I... JAKE: He lied to me.
FINN: Relax. I'm calling princess bubblegum.
It's ringing. JAKE: [SIGHS] Maybe I
should just make another one.
[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS] [SIGHS DEEPLY]
Eh, okay. Let's do this.
I can make another awesome sandwich.
Creation realm, inspire me once again!
[CHIMES PLAY OFF-KEY] Okay...
FINN: Thanks again for coming, prubbles.
BUBBLEGUM: Of course, finn. Once you explained about Jake's
sandwich, I had to. FINN: So, how's it looking?
BUBBLEGUM: I'm picking up major levels here.
FINN: Of magic? BUBBLEGUM: Molasses.
FINN: Oh. BUBBLEGUM: He's using a
molasses-based supercovalent subatomic bond, slowing down
anything that enters its field, but only if the molasses is at
room temperature. Mm, this one.
My molasses warmer will get things moving.
[WHIRRING]
...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I... BUBBLEGUM: Well, I'm out of
ideas. FINN: Who are you calling?
BUBBLEGUM: Marceline. FINN: The vampire queen?!
JAKE: Oh. Maybe...
Maybe it's just as good! Blaagh!
It's terrible! [CRYING] Dang you, magic man.
You took my one and only!
BUBBLEGUM: See, I think the molasses must be protected by
some sort of chemical -- oh, hey, Jake.
How are you holding up? JAKE: Not too well.
Bmo looks cool though. ...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...
JAKE: [SIGHS] Don't be sad.
BUBBLEGUM: Yeah, marceline's got a great plan.
FINN: Yeah, man! JAKE: What's your plan?
Demon juice! R-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
R-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a... ...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...
FINN: Hey, man. What are you doing?
JAKE: I'm lighting these candles so I can move on with
the grieving process. I made them with the leftover
bacon fat from my sand-- [SOBBING]
FINN: I am not giving up. Let's see.
Who should I call? Ice king?
Shelby? Tree trunks?
JAKE: Tree trunks?! No, man, don't call tree trunks!
What's she gonna do?! Bake an apple pie?!
Don't you get it?! It's over.
It's over, and I've never been so sad.
And you know what? I got to deal with it.
FINN: Jake, look! JAKE: Hmm?
What? But how? FINN: Because you've never
been this sad! That's what magic man meant by
your face showing 7:20, or as some people call it, a sad face.
JAKE: What? Nobody calls it th-a-a-a-a-at!
FINN: Nope! No! Don't get judgmental.
BUBBLEGUM: Stay sad. JAKE: Right.
Magic man, I'm gonna sock you in the head!
Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...
FINN: Jake, every time you get happy, you slow down!
Stay sad, man! Make yourself sad!
JAKE: Uh...Okay! [CRYING]
J-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ake! It's okay, lady.
You got to let go. He's gone now.
Let me take you out for a coffee, get your mind off
things.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] Hey, lady, I'm here for you.
Don't you ever forget that.
JAKE: Hey, Mr. cupcake, you stay away...From...Lady!
FINN: No, man! Stay sad!
Make yourself sad! JAKE: Uh...
I -- I love you, Jake. We should have hung out more.
JAKE: What? Um, I love you too, Mr. cupcake.
I didn't want to hang because I thought lady was into your
muscles. And I thought if we'd hung out,
you'd sweet-talk her and take her from me.
What? I would never.
I have got so much respect for you.
JAKE: Dude, I have so much respect for you.
I try to be like you in some aspects of my life.
Look, if something were to happen to me, and I wasn't here
anymore, I'd want you to take care of lady and the kids.
That means so much to me. [CRYING]
I wish we had more time together.
JAKE: Me...Too! [SOBBING]
FINN: Yeah, Jake! The wetter, the better!
Keep crying! JAKE: I'm sorry, Mr. cupcake!
Unh! Oof!
[GROANING] Hunh!
Boardslide! [GROANS]
JAKE: [SOBBING] Ah-haaaa!
BUBBLEGUM: Yay! JAKE: I got you, baby.
[SOBBING] Sandwich is so good!
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
JAKE: [SNORING] [CLATTERING]
FINN: Wha? [SCREAMS]
JAKE: Huh? FINN: [SCREAMING]
JAKE: Finn? I'm coming!
FINN: [SCREAMING] She's got me!
JAKE: [SIGHS]
Yo, bro, you're sleepwalking again.
Wake up! FINN: Whoa. Jake?
Was I...? JAKE: Yes, finn.
Again. Every time youse is screaming
about, "she's got me!" And all that.
FINN: She's got what? JAKE: Wait.
You don't remember? You just woke up, man.
Recall it, baby. Come on. FINN: [GRUNTING]
JAKE: That's too much. Don't punch yourself.
FINN: [SIGHS] It's gone. I don't know.
JAKE: You're repressing the memory, dude.
FINN: I'm what? JAKE: You're hiding whatever
she is in a mental vault. FINN: Oh, yeah. The vault.
That's where the stuff I can't handle goes.
Kerplunk! JAKE: Okay, so you even know
you're doing it. FINN: Yeah.
[CHUCKLES] JAKE: Listen, we got to find
out who this lady is. Got to open the vault a little.
FINN: No, sir. JAKE: It's just gonna keep
happening, man. FINN: It's all right.
I'm not hurting anybody. JAKE: Finn, for reals.
FINN: No! JAKE: All right.
Chill. Chill. Don't sweat it, man.
It's not even a thing. FINN: Cool.
JAKE: Why don't you clean up the kitchen now?
FINN: Okay. I'm sorry I did that.
JAKE: It's all right. It's only, like, the fifth room
you've train-wrecked this month. [CRICKET CHIRPING]
Wow. That was fast. FINN: Yep.
JAKE: While you were doing that, I downloaded a new game on
bmo. FINN: There's a cricket in
here. JAKE: Huh?
FINN: What is it? JAKE: I don't know.
Lady said it's good. FINN: Mm, she likes those
games where you're, like, collecting materials to make
stationery? JAKE: Nah, this is different.
It's different. FINN: All right.
Let's peep it. Regression simulator?
Uh...Okay. Start.
Welcome, adventurer. FINN: Whoa.
I am the hypno priest. I will be your guide deep into
your subconscious mind. Follow me now, adventurer.
FINN: [GASPS] The vault.
JAKE: Go in there, man. Don't be scurd.
What do you see? FINN: I see my past lives.
I was a comet. A butterfly.
A thing. I don't know what that is --
some kind of shape or a doo-doo in another dimension.
JAKE: Do you remember anything about the scary lady?
FINN: Scary lady. Yeah. I was her.
Except she was a chubby tiger. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
She was riding a tiger, and she wasn't scary.
Hey, girl. Sniffing around for that chedda?
You know it. Got at any work for me?
I might could, but it's a top-shelf shakedown.
Know what I'm sayin'? I can step to that.
There's a rival camp down river.
The leader's got some magic omelet, you know?
Mmm. The kind you wear around your
neck. I think it's pronounced
amulet. Oh, don't get fresh with me,
girleen. I talk good.
Anyway, when I get my hands on that omelet -- whoo-hoo!
Forget about everything, baby. I'll be the biggest cheese in
creation. Sounds cool.
I'll take the job. Shake on it.
You pull this off, and I'll let you join my gang.
Uh, that's okay. I'll just work for coin.
And, on the other hand, so to speak, if you screw up or
chicken out, you're out of the game...Permanently.
Pretend my finger's a knife. [GRUNTS]
Play dead. Deader.
[SCREAMS] [CRACK!]
[THUD!] Ah! Another attack!
[INHALES DEEPLY] [HORN BLOWS]
My leader! Another attack! BUBBLEGUM: Bring them inside.
Hey. You're up. I thought you might be hungry.
So, who knocked you out? Bath boy gang.
BUBBLEGUM: Oh! I hate those boys!
Yeah. They stole everything I had.
But that's okay. My parents always told me that
simple possessions aren't the most important things in life.
BUBBLEGUM: Word 'em up. They told me all you really
need is a good computer. BUBBLEGUM: Amen.
Wait. What? Then they traded my arm to
some tranch for a computer. BUBBLEGUM: They what?!
What? BUBBLEGUM: Parents should
what?! Really?
Do you have any kids? BUBBLEGUM: All the candy
people are like my children. Except young Mr. creampuff.
He's like my boyfriend. Anyway, protecting my people is
the most important thing to me. That's why I've got to take down
the bath boy gang. You think you can do that?
BUBBLEGUM: I got a plan -- a secret, awesome plan.
In the meantime, I've got to cover this radioactive river
with candy. Want to help?
BUBBLEGUM: Thanks for pitching in, shoko.
You can stay here as long as you want.
Psst. Psst. Psst.
Shoko. What are you doing here?
I'm spying on you. Wait till I tell boss that you
quit the life for a cruddy day job.
I'm gaining their trust, you momo.
Say, you can help me. Huh?
Stay away from me, you gang boy!
[SCREAMS] BUBBLEGUM: [GASPS]
A bath boy! What are you doing?
Be cool. Ow!
[GRUNTING] BUBBLEGUM: That was
bananamas. Where did you learn to fight
like that? My parents took me to a dojo
when I was little. They never came back.
BUBBLEGUM: Wow. Your parents are the worst.
Hey, come with me. I want to show you something.
My secret project is in here. Whoa.
What are they? BUBBLEGUM: The gumball
guardians. Want to help me finish them?
Yeah!
BUBBLEGUM: That's it. There's just one last step.
Hello. BOTH: Hello, mother.
BUBBLEGUM: Y'all go guard now.
And don't let nobody mess with my stuff.
Hey, guess what. Thanks for helping me make those
guys. I like feeling handy.
BUBBLEGUM: I want to repay you for your help.
Oh, yeah? You gonna give me that amulet,
maybe? BUBBLEGUM: [LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES] BUBBLEGUM: No.
No, dude. I made you a thing.
That's it. You can do it.
You made me a manservant? BUBBLEGUM: No. In the box.
[GASPS] Oh, no.
BUBBLEGUM: What do you mean, "oh, no"?
I made you an arm. It's a dang plug 'n' play, girl.
No, it's awesome. I can't believe it.
BUBBLEGUM: That's right. I'm a technical wonder child.
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
I got to go to my room for no reason.
BUBBLEGUM: Okay. I thought we could do some
two-arm stuff, but, uh, it's cool!
Pretend my finger's a knife. I'm sorry,
princess bubblegum. Are you okay, princess?
BUBBLEGUM: Ah, geez! You're so loud!
[THUD!] Are you in danger?
BUBBLEGUM: No! Don't just guard me.
You need to protect everyone. Okay.
[THUDDING] BUBBLEGUM: [YAWNS]
[DISTANTLY] Are you in danger?
Are you in danger? BUBBLEGUM: [SNORES]
I knew it. [GASPS]
Princess, you are getting jacked.
BUBBLEGUM: What? Huh? Whoa! Hey!
Halt! [SCREAMS]
BUBBLEGUM: Get her out of there, quick!
BOTH: Yes, mom. [THUDDING]
Uh... BUBBLEGUM: All right.
Take a break for the night. [THUDDING]
[BEEPING] JAKE: [SNORING]
FINN: [GASPS] JAKE: How you doing, buddy?
FINN: The past must be reckoned with.
JAKE: That's cool. Whatcha gonna do about it?
BUBBLEGUM: [GERMAN ACCENT] Hello. Bubblegum here.
[NORMAL VOICE] Atonement? All right, finn.
I'm on my way.
[SCREAMS] Ugh. Blech.
[GROANS] Look at that.
I got a new arm. That would be cool if I weren't
about to hit my reset button. [GROANS]
FINN: Hey. Hey.
This way. [GRUNTS]
JAKE: What was that?! Oh, no!
Donk drangit, finn! FINN: Hyah! Hyah!
BUBBLEGUM: Uh... FINN: [GRUNTS]
Okay. Here you go. BUBBLEGUM: Whoa! What?!
My amulet?! Wait a second.
[GASPS] Is that...?
FINN: It's me, shoko. And, pb, you are like a
bazillion years old. You're not freakin' 19.
What the heck?! BUBBLEGUM: [CHUCKLES]
FINN: Weirdo. Huh. My vault feels lighter.
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪