Loot, bro!
Gear dumped, bro! How about this room, bro?
Looks like a brolicious room to relax in and play video
- games...Bro. - Home sweet home, bro.
Yeah, you said it. I've been home this whole time.
I keep forgetting that he lives
- here now. - Just until Gunther
finishes rebuilding the ice kingdom.
What y'all whispering about?
Hee-hee! Ex-squeeze me. - Ice king, we've told
you a thousand times. This couch ain't for cuddling.
- Sure it is. - It isn't!
- Mm, it's cozy. - It's not that bad,
Jake. See?
Finn, can I speak to you in the
kitchen? Oh, hey, Jake.
Can you bring me a sandwich?
- Sandwich? - It's time to kick
ice king out! Huh!
Don't forget the bread!
- Ha ha! - Look, I hear you, but
we can't kick him out because, well, I still feel guilty about
junking up his crib. Hey, what if we check him into
- a hotel room? - Hmm.
- What's that? - Checking into a hotel
room. Ooh, sandwich time!
Hey, Simon, how would
you like to stay in the coolest hotel?
Lumpy space princess stays there.
- That's how cool it is. - We'll even put you up
for a few weeks until your place is ready.
Oh, but that sounds lonely.
I'd just like to stay here with you guys.
Having roommates is nice. Keeps me out of my head.
Gunther only says "wenk." What's up with that?
Yeah.
Finn, I'm ready to murder the ice king.
No. Uh, I have another idea.
Oop.
Oh, my gosh!
Someone's at the door. We have a doorbell now.
- We'll get it! - Abracadaniel?
What are you doing here?
What? You kept calling and ca--
Shut the hupbububup, abracadeez!
Yeah, man. You don't even need a reason to
- stop by. - A sexy wizard like you
goes where he wants. Whoa.
- I see what's going on. Wha-- you do?
Yeah. This wizard donk is trying to
Jack my tree house styles just 'cause he beat me that one time
at wizard battle, and if he takes one step closer, I'll bust
him up one real good! I never asked to be...
Aah! Aah! Aaaaah!
Come on, dude. We got cookies and the cocoa.
Dang, but you're funny,
abracadaniel! I didn't say anything.
Fantastic.
Hey, abadabs. Why don't you show us that trick
you're working on?
Oh, uh... Yeah, I-I suppose I could.
Shraa-molah-ra cantata florianaaa.
So good! Whoo!
You're a good wizard! I don't know. It's dumb.
I'm still working on it. It's -- it's nothing.
Oh, you're right that ain't nothing!
Check out this schwiza!
Hwah!
What? Oo-oh!
You're the greatest wizard ever! Well, maybe not
ever ever. Am I the greatest wizard of our
generation? Yes.
Pew! Pew!
This was a great idea, man.
It's like he's forgotten all about us.
Mm-hmm. And pretty soon he'll be out of
- here for good. - For good.
- Yeah. Mm. - Finn!
- Jake!
Come quick! It's an emergency!
Hurry!
Ice king, what's up? Huh? What the flip?
Ta-da! - How'd they get the
other couch down here? There you are, sir.
And there you are. Right this way.
You made it!
Caw! Ta-da!
A bird! He's a bird!
I've always been into interpretive dance...
But I've never been able to find a musician who could match my
energy until now!
Huh, he's actually not bad.
♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪ ♪ budum bum bum bum-bum-bum ♪
♪ bum-bum-bum bum bum ♪
Dance party! ♪ boom chica bow wow ♪
♪ boom chica chica chica boom ♪ no!
Aaaaaaaah! ♪ doopa doopa doom doom ♪
♪ doopa doopa doom doom doom ♪ ♪ doopa ♪
♪ doopa doopa doom doom ♪ ♪ doopa doopa doom doom doom ♪
No! Ow!
No! Ow! Why are you doing this?!
- You pushed my whole body! - Um...Whoo!
That was great, guys! Yeah? You guys liked it?
Well, then, the second and third acts are gonna
- knock your socks off! - Uh, actually, Jake and
I got to -- got some stuff to take care of.
Yeah, it's getting pretty late.
- Uh...Oh, glob. - Sup, abd?
I just remembered that I'm, uh, allergic, uh, to -- to the
- night sky! - You're afraid of the
dark? Yes, if I ever had to walk,
uh, outside at night, I might die of...Of...
Of fright. ...Of fright!
Gee, well, I guess you can crash here for the night.
All right! Sleepover!
Wait. Are you really afraid of the
dark? Maybe?
Okay, well, you can sleep on the couch.
We're gonna go. Uh, good night.
Whoa!
See? I told you. Isn't it awesome?
Since I'm pretty much in charge here, we could totally take all
this treasure if we wanted to. Ha! Totally.
Wow! Cool! Oh, that's just a
binklemyer. Oh.
Want to see something really cool?
Yeah. Okay, but you got
to promise not to freak out. This is Joshua the dog's
demon-blood sword.
Yeah, it's a real demon-blood sword.
Whaaaaaaat? And you see these
words? If you say them out loud, you
can actually see a vision of the demon whose blood was used to
make the sword. No way!
That sounds awesome. Too bad neither of us can read
demon runes. Ooh, I know how!
"Booty rum lac soo ree po kee oth prandium."
Like that.
Oops. Wow! It looks so real!
- I am real! - Aaaaaaaaaah!
Bring me the true bearer of my blood sword or I will destroy
you both!
Come on, best friend!
Let us not betray finn. Let's fight kee oth ourselves!
Nobody can defeat us if we work together.
Super wizard team up! Hwah!
Floriana! Raaa!
You're wasting your powers on me!
Ha ha! Oh! No!
Oh, no! He's too powerful!
Kee oth!
- Joshua! - Kee oth rama pan...
Don't say another word, Joshua.
Or their throats are going to get it!
If you speak the words to banish me, I'll reduce your friends to
- ash. - Kee oth rama--
- Dude! - Thought he was
bluffing. I'm not bluffing, Joshua!
If you do not willingly return my stolen blood, I will destroy
- him and him! - Ah! The sword!
Scary!
I just can't do it, Jake.
- This is dad's sword! - You don't have any
other choice. Do it!
- Do it! Do it!
Whoa, bro.
You got your blood. Now get out of here!
All right, I'll go. Psych!
- Got you now, Joshua! - Ah!
Uh, hey.
So, I-I should be getting home. Uh, yeah. Me too.
Hey, abracadaniel, you want to hang out at my place?
I thought your house broke. Psh.
Ice kingdom's been rebuilt for weeks.
Jake?