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(mouse squeaks)
(penguins chirp) (screeches)

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♪ Adventure time, come on, grab your
friends, we'll go to very distant lands. ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

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♪ the fun will never end.
It's adventure time! ♪

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(insects chirping)
(suspenseful music plays) Uh!

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(squeak!)
Uh! Uh, hello?

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- Hi! Uh, is this the secret mee...
- "What errand? What haste?"

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Uh! Oh, shoot. Oh! "To beelzebub with
the brewer's knave!" (whirring)

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- (clears throat) Ah, Kenneth!
- Hey, Starchy!

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Glad you could make it. I officially call
this meeting of the veritas brigade to order.

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- Lux in tenebris.
- Lux in tenebris!

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So... Anybody have any
weird stuff to report?

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Well, sometimes, at night,
I see a shadowy figure around

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Princess Bubblegum's tower. I have
a feeling it might be otherworldly!

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Whoa! This is some good stuff!
We are this close to finally

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exposing the princess' shady dealings.
Meanwhile, PB remains blissfully

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unaware up in her ivory tower.
(snorts) (laughs)

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Excuse me! I believe I've made
a startling discovery of my own.

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I've developed this high-tech
device. It broadcasts waves that...

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- Theoretically, disrupt parallel dimensions!
- Whoa, Kenny boy, you're blowing my mind!

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(chuckles)
(evil chuckling)

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So... A tinkerer, eh? Fiddling
at the fringes of unknown realms.

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Tell me, Kenneth! Will you be ready when the
flames of those evil places consume everything

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- you hold dear?!
- What? - I thought not!

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Hey, Peace Master... Oh!
(gasps)

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- Oh! My noodle. - There is something very
wrong dwelling in the Candy Kingdom.

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- A dark entity I plan to purge
from the face of Ooo. - Ho! Uh-oh!

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Its presence has infected every home, every
place of business, even here in this very room.

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Yes, this foul creature watches
us even... Now! (all gasp)

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I know you can hear me! Tonight, your reign
ends, 'cause I am totally gonna vanquish you!

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Whoa! Holy flippin' flap!

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Red alert! Pep But, start brewing up
some chamomile tea so I don't stress out!

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- Aaahhh!
- Sorry, I hate evil so much.

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- It's all cool, Peace Master. Truth sleuths
keep it real. - Yes. As lone scouts,

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we may fall, but together, we will
stand as a mighty force! (beeping)

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- Oh, dang! I got to go. But I shall return
in one hour! - All right, Peace Master.

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We'll be ready. (crunch!)
Mmm! Dill-icious!

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♪ Dun-de-dun-dun-dun! Peace Master!
Dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun... ♪

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- Finally!
- Uh, sorry about the wait, guys.

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Daddy was pontificating.

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Hey, dad, can we go to the sorcery
and dark arts faire tomorrow?

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No, honey. That stuff is
highly inappropriate for kids.

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Daddy works very hard to protect
you guys from that kind of stuff.

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If you only knew of the
monstrosities that lurk around

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- every corner!
- Dark arts! (growls)

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(children laughing) Stop laughing!
You're stressing daddy out!

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Aaah! (tires screech) See?!
See what happens when you

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mess with the dark arts? I'll get you, dark
one! You wrecked Peace Master's minivan!

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(growls) (engine turns over)
(tires screech)

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(panting) (both snoring)
Yo! Red alert!

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- Oh, shoot!
- Right, guys? Whatcha doin' about it?!

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Whoa! Be careful about old-man naptime, pls.
That could have been it for me just now.

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What is going on here?

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- Don't. No! Hey, watch your pieces, man.
- I thought you were

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- gonna whip these guys into shape, Colonel.
- PB, you can't teach a

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butterfly to bark. You know
what I'm saying? (chuckles)

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Well, they like my stories. They're good
listeners. It ain't like them old days with

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those hard-nosed Rattleball boys.
Say, what happened to them

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- Rattleball boys?
- (chuckles) Okay, you guys.

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Keep up the good work!
(doors creaking)

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(dialing) (ringing)

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- (both gasping) What was your count?
- Uh, 3 minutes.

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- What about you?
- Uh, 3 minutes, 30 seconds.

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- What's that? Your invisible watch?
- No, I was just pointing at my wrist.

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- Oh! 57 seconds.
- Oh, dang, we were both counting fast!

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Hey, Rattleballs, are you
sure you're waterproof?

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- No. - Do you even need
to breathe, Rattleballs?

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Continue training! 3, 2, 1...
(all gasp)

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- (grunts) Hey, Peps, where's the tea?!
- Uh, just a second.

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Just leave it out for me.
I'm gonna go find Finn or

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- Rattleballs or somebody to run down this
Peace Master bozo. - Okay, take your time.

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- "Take my time"? All right.
- Oooh-wah-ooooh-wah!

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My light will move in darkness.
I go unseen by low-level biddies.

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(chanting)

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Whah-ha! Yes! Light of the
hermit, reveal my nemesis,

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and in the folds of Horus,
carry me in haste! Fold I say!

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(whooshing)

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- Yaaaaaaaaaah!
- You going stinkhouse, baby? Oh!

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- Aaaaah...
- Whomp! Almost got me, but my lucky

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- talisman sensed your presence.
- Phew! Phew! Phew! Haha!

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- (both grunting) Ah! Oh!
- Look here, friends.

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- The beast lies exposed! (sizzle!)
- Oh, this is a mistake.

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- That's my boy Peppermint Butler.
- His powers of darkness made me go crazy

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- and crash my minivan earlier!
- You need to chill, Peace Master.

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- I'm just a harmless old butler. (shing!)
- Mm?!

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(shing!)
Yaaaaah! Oh!

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- Ugh!
- Haha! In you go!

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You see this?! My dark wizard gobbler
poots evil souls into the void.

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- You can't do that to our friend!
- Oh! I see how it is.

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Maybe y'all should get
in here, too! (all scream)

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- (gurgling) My candy flesh!
- Digest!

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(laughing evilly) Dimension disruptor,
come on! Please, please, please!

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(beeping) Hey, what?
(pulsing)

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- Yes!
- Aaah! (groans)

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- Impossible!
- (coughs, gasping) Time-out.

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- You can't time-out...
- Whaaa-zah! Whoop! - No!

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Your dirty hobo birthday tricks
won't save you long time! You hear?!

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- You still here?
- Uh, no? I don't know. No.

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Then hear my challenge! On the field of
wizard battles, armed in my talismans of light,

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I will destroy you and free my children
from the spell you cast over their minds!

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- I accept!
- See you tomorrow, Butler.

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- See you tomorrow, Momo.
- (growls) Tomorrow!

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(tires screech) (insects chirping)
(suspenseful music plays)

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Peppermint Burfer,
show yourself! (rumbling)

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- (whoosh!) Yeah, yeah, I'm here, Momo.
- You're the Momo.

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- Your spells are no match for my
righteous charm sack. - Dark arts!

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- My kids!
- You like hunting monsters, do you?

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Lords of the nightosphere, he must
pay a penalty. Transfigure this babe

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- into a super weirdie!
- Ha! - Nooo!

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- Bam! Now you got a monster kid.
- Son!

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- (laughs) Look, pappy, dark magic!
- Remember, you still got two

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non-monster kids. And if you want to
keep them that way, you better toss all

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- your charms down the hole!
- I will smite thee! - A'ight.

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- (pulses) Whoa, sweet!
- Nooo!

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(crying) All right, all right.
Oh, okay. All right, you win.

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(sobs) One more thing...
Show us your underwear.

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(laughter)
You fiend. (laughs)

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Now, um, uh, walk around
like a big chicken. (crows)

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(clucking) (crows) (laughter)

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- Now eat some dirt off the ground.
- Please don't make me!

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'Ey! You want three demon babies?!
(munch! munch! munch!)

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Okay, stop! I took it too far.
(spits)

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We're done here. Run...
Run along, children. (whoosh!)

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Dada, can I go to the park
and eat flies? (sniffles)

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Yes?

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(engine turns over)

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Princess, I think I got
something on Camera 206! (whirrs)

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Just look at that sicko!

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Where's Peace Master?!
Gah, I am freakin' out here!

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- Princess, your chamomile tea.
- Whfff! Thanks. (humming)

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Well, how do I check
my e-mails on this?

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(chanting)
Birthday! Birthday! Birthday!

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Birthday! Birthday!
Birthday! Birthday!

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Birthday! Birthday! Birthday!
Birthday! Birthday! Birthday!

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Birthday! Birthday! Birthday!
Birthday! Birthday! Birthday!

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Birthday! Birthday! Birthday!
Yeah!

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Yay! Nice job,
Mr. Birthday Boy!

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- Thanks.
- Man, you are like another year older,

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but you look good...
Like, super good.

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Yup. Mom and dad passed
down some pretty good genes.

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Oh, yeah, mom and dad! Hey, did mom and dad
tell you any stories about when you were born?

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Yay! Birthday
story time, please!

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(chuckles) Well, it was
a day like any other day...

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(creak! sloop!) There, there, baby.
You're going to be a fighter,

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just like your mother.
(whoosh!) (plong-g-g-g!)

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Yes! Barrel roll. Ugh!

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- Guh. (whoosh!)
- Steak break.

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- Let's get started. - These steaks
are tough and stringy... Like you.

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(laughing) Oh, good one, dear.
Hey, after dinner, what do you

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- say we check the ticker-type for new cases?
- Margaret, you're in a family way now.

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You should take a
backseat from investigations.

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Oh, come on, Joshua! Even with this
ankle-biter, I'm as quick as ever.

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Sure, my waist is bigger, but that just
means more bullets in my ammo belt.

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You're missing the point, sugar.
What if something bad happens?

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Let's say we're out on the beat,
fighting some lowlife. He throws a punch.

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You zig when you should have zagged, and...
Oops! Junior takes a knock to the noodle,

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comes out with a shiner the size of a
grapefruit. I can't take that kind of guilt,

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- and neither can you.
- I can take care of myself just fine.

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And besides, these babies don't come
cheap. We need to work together,

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- as a team to bring in the bread.
- Yeah, you got me there.

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Now let's get over to that
ticker-type and look for some perps.

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You relax, dear. I got it. (whoosh!)
Hmm. Let's get a look here.

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"Vampire girl spotted in the grasslands
harassing sheep and cattle."

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Nope, nope, nope. "Small fire goblin
burns down Candy Kingdom forest."

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- Hey, that sounds fun. Let's do that!
- Wait. Wait! Here's one...

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"Woman's pies go missing in bucolic
countryside, where nothing ever happens."

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- The perfect case for my pregnant wife!
- What?

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Now let's get an egg in
our shoe and beat it.

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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh... ♪

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(brakes squeal) (door creaks)
Yes? Hello?

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Afternoon, Mrs. Tree Trunks. We're Joshua and
Margaret of Joshua and Margaret Investigations.

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And this is our boy. We're responding
to a wire about missing pies.

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Oh, yes! A...
A monster's been stealing

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- my pies off of the windowsill.
- A monster, eh?

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Oh, yes! You can see the monster
tracks leading off into the forest.

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Well, those tracks are as
phony as a 3 dollars bill.

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The monster tracks are very real.
My husband told me so. (grunting)

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- Oh! - Wyatt!
- Aw, geez, you got me.

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What's the big idea, Wyatt?
Why'd you burgle your wife's pie?

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Because it's amazing!
Oh, I can't get enough of it.

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- You could just ask for seconds.
- But I want thirds and fourths!

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- I want to stop when I want to stop!
- Oh, Wyatt!

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(crying) Oh, it's the
only good part of my day.

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(sobbing) Well, there you have it.
The only monster here was this

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- man's appetite for his wife's pie.
- Oh, no!

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But the monster is real. He snuck up and
rubbed my elbow while I was gardening.

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And Leftenant Candy Corn said it came in through
the window and touched him on the chest.

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Oh! Oh, now I got myself all scared.
Won't you check around to make

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- sure no one is out there? - Of course.
Probably nothing more than a peeper.

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Ha! These country yokels
are all just superstitious.

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I bet you that old elephant
sees a monster a day.

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Joshua, look... Something way larger than
Wyatt made them. These tracks look real.

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Hot cram! A peeping monster! This town would
surely put up a collection to nab this guy.

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Oh, too bad you're preggo.
We got to pass.

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- Come on, Joshua!
- What? - Haha!

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Margaret! Margaret!
Wait for pappy!

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(hoots) Hmm. The tracks
end here. (rustling)

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(growls) (meows) (purring)

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Hey, hey! Beat it, uggos!
(yowls, hisses)

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(rustling)
The peeper! (panting)

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I'll show that peepsie
the pepper! (creak!)

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(grunting) (creak!)
Joshua dear, I'm stuck.

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(growling) Joshua, the
beast outflanked us!

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(screeches) Gads!
(screeches)

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Boom! (grunting)
Do your worst, you masher.

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Joshua! (grunts) Oh!

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(sniffing) Oh! (whmmmp!)

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(gasps) (shing!)
Drop that daddy!

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(warbles) (groans)
Babycakes!

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- Oh, this is all my fault!
- Uh, yeah, pretty much. (groans)

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(smacking lips)
Mmm. Mmm.

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Ah, good last meal. Okay, well, I got a bite
by a monster, a creature of the night.

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We both know what comes
next for me. (shing!)

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- Just make it snappy, darling. - Don't!
(sniffles) Don't be melodramatic, Joshua.

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I've been doing some research. Listen
here! I think if we can get a sample

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of that creature's venom, we can use
it to synthesize an antidote. (thud!)

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- Joshua?! Oh! Puddin' pie!
- Ugh.

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I'm fine. Just got to pop
out and fetch that venom.

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You're about as fine as
a canary in a cat mine!

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(clicks)

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(zwip!) (creak!) Oof!

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Hey, where's the fire, kiddo?
You stay put. (mumbling)

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So's I can keep tabs on you.
Feel better. Over. (smooches)

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(mumbling) (chuckles)
(brakes squeal)

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(suspenseful music plays)
(insects chirping) (static crackles)

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Come in, Margaret. Do you
read me? Over. (static crackles)

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I've got the peep
peep's trail. In pursuit.

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(static crackles) You have to say, "over,"
or I think you're still talking. Over.

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Joshua, I've stumbled
upon the beast's lair.

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Just hang on, honey bunny.
Over. (growling)

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(screams) (howls)

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(whoosh!) (gasps) (warble!)

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- Bleh!
- Stay right there. (zwip!)

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What?!
(whoosh! whoosh!) (sloop!)

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(meows) (hoots)
Oh!

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(grunting) (creak!)
Oh! Not yet.

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(grunting) (zwip!)
(zwip! zwip! zwip! zwip!)

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- (roars) Come on, come on!
- Hey!

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(rumbling) Hup!
(groans)

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(cooing) What?
What's your angle, slick?

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You poison my hubby,
then play the innocent?

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And what's with all this baby paraphernalia?
Wait a tick. Are you a baby?

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- Uh-huh. - Oh, no! I must've
scared the dickens out of you!

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(imitating baby cooing)
There, there, baby.

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I'm so sorry...
(ting! ting!) For this!

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
(creak!) (zwip!)

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(chuckles evilly)

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(pulsing) (zwip! zwip!)

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(siren wailing in distance)
Joshua, I got the venom! Oh!

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(creak!) Uh-oh, this baby
business is getting serious!

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(breathing sharply) Oh, oh!
(suspenseful music plays)

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Joshua! Oh! Oh! Ohhh!

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Ohhh!
(breathing sharply) (groans)

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Margaret, stay away.
Something's about to happen!

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- Something's about to happen
with me, too! - Aaah! - Ohhh!

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- Margaret! Aaah!
- Ohhh!

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(splat!) (glass shatters)
Shine the light, dear.

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Yowzers!
* Hello, daddy! Hello, mommy! *

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♪ It's so nice to be here
with you now... ♪ (snoring)

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Ohhh!

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Boy, Jake left a scar on my head the size of a
nickel. I'll have to wear a hat now, Margaret.

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Well, I think you'll
look good in one.

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Are you sure having him next to Jermaine
is safe? We don't even know what he is.

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(smacks lips) Of course we
do, dear... He's our boy.

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- That he is.
- Yes, we've got one boy that I gave birth to,

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and one boy you gave birth to.
Let's never tell him how it happened.

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Agreed.

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- And so they never told me.
- Never told you what?

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I don't know.
They never told me. Ha!