[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪
Mlwa mlwa mlwalla. Mlwa mlwa, lord ogdoad.
Master of level 8 shadow world. The willing vessel issues
forth its pure essence. Ah. Heh heh.
Nom nom nom nom. You must overtake the vessel
as night must overtake the day. By your very nature, you cannot
deny my will! Hello. What jazz is this?
[GASPS] Peppermint Butler?!
That's the last straw! I will fill you with the shadow
of a thousand brown portals! Oh, no, ogdoad.
You are mine. Peanut Butler!
Peppermint Butler! Cease these dark magic
activities! [GASPS]
Hey! Let me go first! I got stuff to do today!
What did you do that for?! You neglect your duties to
the princess. She has been in her lab for nine
weeks. She needs to get out, socialize.
Look -- her suitors. Her faithful suitors, waiting
for a chance to share her burdens.
No, man. She won't date those old bags.
You must try. The candy kingdom worries for
its leader, and it worries for you, dark one.
[SIGHS] All right, you guys.
All you guys are gross. How long have you been waiting
to court the princess? 87 years
120 years! I'm Gerald.
Geez! How long have you been here,
crusty? 300 years. So what?
It's not too late, right, boys? ALL: It's not too late!
Take me on a date! It's my right!
Princess all night! Shoosh!
What's your deal? I'm braco, and I was born to
court the princess bubblegum. How old are you?
21 years. I inherited my father's place in
line after his ascension. Hey!
And you want to court the princess?
Yes. My heart instructs me so.
All right, buddy. I'm giving you a shot.
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] It won't be easy
I was born for this. Love will win on this day.
Sounds good, man. BUBBLEGUM: [SNORING]
Prubs! BUBBLEGUM: Hey, what?
Pff! Who's that?
This is braco. Son of Logan, who was begat
by hobus. BUBBLEGUM: Okay. Yeah?
I want to take you... On a date.
BUBBLEGUM: Thank you, braco. That's very sweet, but no.
Princess, this lab reeks like brown mist!
It's unhealthy. You've got to get outside and do
some research on boys! BUBBLEGUM: That is way out of
line, peps, and you guys are donking up my research!
Hello! Donk! Donk! Princess, I love you!
I-I love you so much it hurts! The pain -- it --
uhh. BUBBLEGUM: Hmm.
What you're feeling is called infatuation.
The pain is a product of you over-valuing a projected,
imaginary relationship with me. No, princess.
What I feel is real. Meet me in the garden tonight
and unlock the mystery of m-e-e-e-e-e-e!
BUBBLEGUM: Braco! Come to me tonight!
BUBBLEGUM: Okay, braco. But just for research, all
right? Yes, princess!
Good job, man! You take it from here!
Yo, who's that with pb? That's that braco guy.
Are they on a date? No, bro.
The princess don't date. Ah, look!
A miracle of nature like you. BUBBLEGUM: Now hand it to me.
Hmm. [BEEPING]
Okay, I have what I need for now.
Uh-huh. BUBBLEGUM: Ca-caw!
[SCREECHING] [GROANS]
N-nope. No. No tears for braco.
What did she say? "I have what I need for now."
So she will see me again! I shall not falter, papa!
Dear personal diary, in a consequence of my latest
romantic misfortune, I decided to consult the man who knew best
about her majesty. Father's father.
Amongst his most dearest possessions, he kept a book
containing every secret of seduction through
superficiality. The art of peacocking.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] BUBBLEGUM: Hi, braco.
Nice...Hat. I know. Right?
[CHUCKLES] Heh heh heh.
I am peacocking you to rally your attention.
BUBBLEGUM: Mm-hmm. Um, so, what's that on your
head? BUBBLEGUM: My crown.
Oh. Uhh...
[GROANS] BUBBLEGUM: Hmm.
Princess! [GROANS]
[THUNDER CRASHES] Dear personal diary...
I am in terrible pain. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Uhhhhhhh! [INHALES SHARPLY]
She is in her castle somewhere. A lonely heart
do not fear, princess. I won't let you down.
[THUNDER CRASHES] Princess, finn and Jake are
here, as requested. BUBBLEGUM: Hey, guys!
FINN: Hey, pb. What's up? BUBBLEGUM: This is a soul
stone. I need one for something I'm
working on. Of course, it's really rare,
but my scanners found one. It's in the vapor swamps.
I printed a map with all the detail.
FINN: Pb, who's the new guy? BUBBLEGUM: What?
FINN: Hey, man. BUBBLEGUM: Oh.
That's braco... A suitor of mine.
FINN: Oh. Cool.
That's cool. You're dating that's cool.
See ya, princess. What'd you think of that braco
guy? I mean, he seems kind of weird
and passive and baby lambish and too unheroic for peebs.
And then I smashed that peach! Jake and finn, I seek your
aid. I need to ask you for that
map, therewith I could bring the soul stone to bubblegum.
Then she'll love me! FINN: That road you're on
leads to nowhere. Oh! Oh!
Thank you! Huu-ah!
This is as far as I go. Hurry, man! Get off!
[SHRIEKS] Oh!
[GROANS] Hey, I see you!
Oddsbodikins! Uhhh!
[SIZZLING] [SIGHS]
The soul stone. This journey has come to an end.
Ooh! [SCREAMS]
You broke my hands! [PANTING]
Ugh! Stop!
ALL: The beast! The beast! [ROARS]
Why have you stolen my treasure, boy?
For the one I love. Huh.
Take the stone.
BUBBLEGUM: Hmm. Guess who.
BUBBLEGUM: [SIGHS] Braco?
Uhh! What happened to you? Oh, look. Can it be?
It's a soul stone! BUBBLEGUM: Oh. Y-yeah.
Sorry, but I don't need that anymore.
I just finished programming a proper simulation of a soul.
In fact, this is much easier to manipulate than a real one.
Braco?
Hmm.
[CLATTER!] Why won't she love me?!
[GASPS] Set me free, you tranch!
Give me the key to the shadow realm!
Uhhh! You said you were going to
handle this. You are doing a bad job.
[SIGHS] All right. I got this.
Peace. What's up, man?
Pb's not into you? Yeah, man.
I'm throwing in the towel. Whoa. Come on.
Pb's a tough nut, but don't drip out.
Then you must help me... To crack the nut.
No problem, man. We'll use magic.
Shadow demon magic! Say what?
For your freedom, a spell. Yes?
Make this man-noodle braco into a walking love magnet!
[LAUGHS EVILLY] This I can do.
But can you pay the price, braco?
The price is your freedom, man.
This price lies outside of our arrangement.
To receive, you must pay. Hmm. All right.
Well, maybe no dark magic. I'll pay any price for love!
[LAUGHS] Swazaa!
Aaahhh! Release!
Who's that? What? Raarghh!
[SIGHS] Am I a walking love magnet?
Well, you paid the price, no doubt.
And I want to have your babies. To the princess then!
Yo, wait! What about me?!
BUBBLEGUM: And what's your number-one priority?
To find someone special to share my life with.
BUBBLEGUM: Awesome. [CHUCKLES]
You ready to go on some dates? Uh, yeah.
Who should I date? BUBBLEGUM: There's a guy
named braco who's really nice. Ooh. Where is he?
I'm here! BUBBLEGUM: Braco?!
What happened to you?! I paid the price for love.
Was it worth it? Do you love me?
BUBBLEGUM: Yes, I love you. Then marry me!
We'll travel the world, have adventures, make the babes, get
fat and weird, and float up to 50th dead world, right?
BUBBLEGUM: Oh, braco. I don't want any of that mess.
I do love you, but it's the undifferentiated love I feel for
all candy citizens. I couldn't permit one of my
citizens to suffer the way I saw you suffering over me.
And so I made you this. Meet my doppleganger -- pbot.
[CLUNK!] Uh, this feels super-wrong.
Oh, braco! [SMOOCHES]
Let's get out of this smelly lab.
Okay! [SNAP!]
Thank you, princess! Whoo!
BUBBLEGUM: You're welcome, my love.
Where is he? Where's braco?!
BUBBLEGUM: I let him go, peps.
I knew he couldn't be happy without me, so I built him a
robo-wife! You should have given him to
me!
[INDISTINCT SINGING]
[SINGING CONTINUES]
ICE KING: [GRUNTS] Oh, boy.
Oh, you're so pretty while you sleep.
Let's go back to ice king's house.
Hi, baby. BUBBLEGUM: [MUFFLED SCREAM]
Yah! Ice king, what are you doing in
my bedroom?! ICE KING: Baby!
I was trying to surprise you by moving you to my place while you
sleep, then have you wake up to breakfast in bed.
But now you ruined the surprise. Way to go.
BUBBLEGUM: Do you think I'd like being kidnapped?
Is that what you think I want? ICE KING: Okay! Here we go.
You're the victim, right? You know what?
Since day one, I've been doing everything to make this
relationship work, and for what? BUBBLEGUM: Banana guards!
ICE KING: Babe, come on. We promised we wouldn't make our
problems public. BUBBLEGUM: Take him out.
ICE KING: Baby, no! What are you doing?!
Baby bear! Gah!
This is just so crazy! If you can honestly look into
your heart and tell me you want me to leave, I'll go.
BUBBLEGUM: Okay, leave. ICE KING: Wow. Did -- did you
look in your heart? Like, all around it?
BUBBLEGUM: Yes. ICE KING: I see.
Then, obviously, you have got some heavy emotions stirring in
you, and you have said some very rash things.
Guards, take me away!
FINN: Ice king! Get out of princess --
ICE KING: I'm leaving! ICE KING: Ugh. I don't know.
Did I say the right thing? I can never tell with that girl.
[SIGHS] All I can think about is you,
baby girl. I got to leave ooo, start
somewhere fresh. Goodbye, Gunther.
You're the man of the house now. [SNORING]
[THUNDER RUMBLES] ICE KING: [GRUNTS]
Stroke...Stroke... [THUNDER CRASHES]
Huh? Oh, clam balls!
[PANTING] Whoa!
Whoa!
[COUGHS] Hwaah!
Ugh. Where am I-- aah!
[GROANS] Where am I?
Hmm. No signs of life. Just me and these palm fronds.
And that bird over there. ICE KING: Well, won't be
needing this anymore.
[SEA GULL SQUAWKS] [SIGHS]
I miss her, man. [WOMAN VOCALIZING IN DISTANCE]
Hello? ♪ far across the sea ♪
ICE KING: Is someone there? Oh, man, this is...
Someone somewhere. ♪ ...Eternally ♪
♪ and though he sometimes visits me ♪
ICE KING: There. Now I can look around and --
sweet mother of glob! This island doesn't have a lady.
This island is a lady! Oh! Hello, there.
ICE KING: Hello. Is my singing bothering you?
ICE KING: No. What?
ICE KING: No! What?
ICE KING: [GRUMBLES] Hold on a sec!
[GRUNTING] Whew!
What was the question? I asked if my singing was
bothering you. ICE KING: [CHUCKLES]
No, not at all. In fact, it was quite
enchanting. I always sing when my
boyfriend is away. ICE KING: Boyfriend?
Yeah -- party God. Do you know him?
ICE KING: Uh, sure. I mean, I know of him.
[HOWLING] Oh, no! That's him!
Quick -- hide! He gets crazy jealous!
ICE KING: Crazy jealous?! [PANTING]
[HOWLING] Hi!
Hey, babe. Is that a zit on your face?
Gross. You seen my boom box?
I totally puked in Jimmy's stereo and killed the party I
was at. He was like "hey, party God!
You can't spin faster than me!" And I was like, "I totally can,
Jimmy!" So we started spinning.
Then I got super-dizzy and was like...
[MOCK RETCHING] ...Right into the speaker.
Ha ha! Found it. Okay, I'm bouncing out, babe.
Oh. You want to hang before you go?
Oh. Yeah... Well, I'm sort of in the middle
of a party, so... Oh. Well, it would just be
for a minute. But...Uh, I puked in Jimmy's
stereo. I can't party foul the party.
I'm the party God. Okay.
Don't be mad, babe. I won't. I'm not.
Okay, laters! [HOWLING]
[SIGHS] ICE KING: Ugh.
What a wad bag. Oh. He's okay...
Sometimes. ICE KING: Girl, he is no good
for you! [SIGHS] I know.
ICE KING: Ah, who am I kidding?
My g.F., princess bubblegum, treats me like poopies, too.
The expression on your face when he bounced out on ya?
Well, I might as well have been looking in a mirror.
Neglected lovers, party of two!
[LAUGHS] ICE KING: That's us.
Well, I like you. You're welcome to stay here as
long as you want. ICE KING: Are you sure?
Yes. I appreciate your company.
♪ Have you ever had a friend ♪ ♪ ¿como este? ♪
Oh! ♪ have you ever had a friend ♪
♪ who would talk to a señorita ♪ ♪ and who would live and build a
house on her pancita? ♪ ♪ vivir en armonia ♪
♪ the ice king and the señorita isla ♪
♪ El rey hielo y LA señorita isla ♪
ICE KING: Yeah, well, p.B. Is just so closed off to her
emotions. She crushes the relationship so
she doesn't ever have to develop feelings.
I don't even matter to party God.
He just parties all the time. He doesn't even notice if I'm
there or not. ICE KING: Oh, that's
terrible. At least bubblegum cares if I'm
there. Sometimes I just wish he'd go
off into outer space so I'd never have to see him again.
ICE KING: Yeah, he's awful. You shouldn't have to put up
with that. Yeah.
That's true. ICE KING: Yeah, girl.
I'm gonna break up with him. ICE KING: Yeah, girl!
[HOWLING] ICE KING: Oh, snaps!
Good luck! [HOWLING]
I forgot the batteries. Hey, babe?
I have to tell you something. Uh...Babe?
Found 'em! Huh?
Hey, what's that? Oh, that just washed up on me
after a storm. Hmm.
Oh, whatever. What'd you want to tell me?
Well, I've been doing some thinking, and I -- I --
ay-yi-yi. What? I...I hope you have fun at
your party. [GROANS]
You're killing me, babe. [HOWLING]
ICE KING: Ugh! What was that?!
Uh... ICE KING: You should've been
like, "I am done with you!" Bam!
"Pack your bags and get out my face!"
I... ICE KING: Whatever!
I'm gonna break up with him for you!
[IMITATING GUITAR] ICE KING: Hey, yo!
Yo, dawg! I need to talk to you!
Who are you? ICE KING: I'm ice king.
We sort of met that one time at peppermint Butler's?
Anyway, I've been spending lots of time with your girlfriend,
and she re-- wh-a-a-a-a-at?!
Hey, wait. You're the guy who's been living
on her stomach. ICE KING: Yeah, but --
no! We're strictly platonic! I wasn't hittin' on her or
anything! There's gonna be two hits,
bro -- me hitting you and a second instance of me hitting
you! Raaah!
ICE KING: Whoa, mama! Let's talk this out.
Think about what's best for... Ice lightning!
Huh? [HOWLS]
ICE KING: Oh! [BREATHING HEAVILY]
Wowzers! Aw, yeah!
Run, blue piggy! ICE KING: [PANTING]
Take it easy, wolfy! I just stomped grapes on her
tummy, all right? Aah!
Bread balls! Bread balls! Bread balls!
[PANTING] Eh?
[ROARS] ICE KING: Psych!
Eat it, party puppy! [CHUCKLES]
Face it, bro -- my divinity is unassailable!
ICE KING: [GASPS] You should've stayed out my
business. ICE KING: She is not your
"bid-ness"! I can dodge your "zyaps"
for days -- ICE KING: Uh-oh.
[INHALES SHARPLY] Hmm.
[AS PARTY GOD] Awooooo! Party God?
ICE KING: Hey, girl. Did ice king tell you to come
talk to me? ICE KING: Uh...Maybe.
Oh. ICE KING: So, is there
something you wanted to tell me? Uh...Nope. I'm good.
ICE KING: Uh... Uh, didn't you get some good
advice from a cool bro and you want to tell me something
important that will be difficult but good for your future life in
the long run? Well...Yes.
You're bad, and I'm terminating our romance.
Bam! Get out of my face.
Wow. I would not have been able to do that without the advice of
my emotionally mature friend ice king.
ICE KING: [NORMAL] Huh? [AS PARTY GOD] Uh...
Ice king wanted me to tell you that he's gonna break up with
his girlfriend, too. And that you were as much an
inspiration to him as he was to you, if not less so.
Mm. That's nice. ICE KING: He says he'll be
sure to visit... I'm going to outer space now!
Oh, okay. Whew!
ICE KING: Waah!
Aah! BUBBLEGUM: Fun cakes!
ICE KING: I've come to a decision.
You ready to hear it? I'm breaking up with you!
You party too much, you never want to spend time with me, and
you only care about having fun and other people's stereos!
I'm just a big island you can come and go from as you please!
BUBBLEGUM: Banana guards! ICE KING: Banana guards
yourself, princess!
Eh, we'll work it out.
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪