♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ C'mon grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very ♪
♪ distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog ♪
♪ and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time! ♪
Jake!
Good mornin'!
What cha doin', buddy?
Meditating.
What are you meditating about, dude?
Wait, dude. I'm connecting to the internet with my mind.
Check it out--I downloaded a little dance.
Huh, I like it!
Whoa!
Algebraic!!!
Look! It's Princess Bubblegum's rainicorn!
She looked like she was crying.
Well, let's go cheer her up.
To the max!
Yeah! Yeah, let's do it!
Hey! What's wrong?
Wanna hear a funny joke?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo, who?
Man.
That wasn't very funny.
She's flying into the Ice Kingdom.
Aw, the Ice King is an oxy-moron.
Seriously.
But what are we gonna do?
Survey the situation.
What's up?
The Ice King is throwing frozen lightning bolts at the rainicorn.
That guy is a total patoot.
He's like 50 patoots!
Whoa! And there's Princess Bubblegum!
The Ice King is always stealing Princesses.
We're going in turbo time!
You want your booties?
Yes, please.
Let's do it!
What time is it?
Adventure time!
Penguins!
-Mathematical!!! -That was totally math!
Rhombus!
Iceclops!
Did somebody say my name?
That was close!
Oh, my goodness!
Let's rock and roll!
Ice to meet you!
Hey, cut it out!
Snow Golem!
Elemental!
I'm lost.
Can you direct me towards the sun?
That way.
What?
Oh, geez, duh! Thanks.
Snow problem!
Oh, real nice!
How old are you?
I'm 12 years old!
I'm 28!
Hey, Ice King!
Stop it!
Stop meddling, boy!
You and your magical dog can't harm me.
He's not my dog!
He's...
...my...
...friend!!!
Hey, how's it goin'?
My name's Jake.
Why are you always stealing ladies?
I'm going to make one marry me!
That's...
...stupid!!!
Your hat is stupid!
My hat...
...is awesome!
Where's Jake?
Are you kidding? I play the viola too.
You are crazy.
You are so crazy.
Now I've got you, boy!
What's going on?
Ab...Abraham Lincoln?!?
Pen, your mind has been transported back in time
...and to Mars.
What?!?
It doesn't matter.
But what does matter is you need to believe in yourself.
Pen!
Princess!
Let's go!
How dare they trifle with me?
They can't possibly think they can win!
Hey, sloppy milkshake!
Wha?!?
Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
Fool!
Your powers are no match for my magical crown!
My powers!
Foul and noisome whelp!
You've not seen the last of my wintery fangs!
I'll cleave the warmth from your bones
and stop still your beating heart...
...with my claaaaaws...
There you go, Princess.
You are free.
Oh, thank you, brave knight.
I'm not a knight.
I'm a boy.
Well, then...
Thank you,
brave boy.
Whoa, what is going on?
Uh, nothing. Heh, heh...
We got to go!
Okay, bye, princess. Bye.
Go where, dude? We don't have anything to do.
Heh, heh, yeah we do, buddy.
Adventure awaits.
I don't see any adventures going on anywhere.
I think we're good to just sit here for a while and just...
...talk about our feelings.
Look!
Those ninjas are stealing that old man's diamonds!
Give me back my diamonds!
Later, princess!
I have to attend to this!
Fair thee well, Pen and Jake.
Jake!
What time is it?
Adventure time!!!
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