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(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
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SONG: X We're gonna have,
we're gonna have
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♪ We're gonna have,
we're gonna have a good day
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♪ And all my homies
gonna ride today
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♪ And all these mommies
look fly today
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♪ And all we wanna do
is get by today, hey
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♪ We're gonna have
a good day... E
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PHIL PHILIPS:
The City of Angels.
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A dirty sun-drenched
beauty contest
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at the edge of the Pacific.
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It's a melting pot of people
who live together in harmony
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no matter what color or creed.
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Why do those people
get along so great?
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Because there's one thing
they have in common
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that lets them put aside
their differences
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and celebrate together.
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MALE PUPPET 1: Taxi!
Hey, taxi.
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PHIL: The fact that
they're not puppets.
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-(SCOFFS)
'HEM hey! What?
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- Stupid puppet.
- Hey, you can't...
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You can't...
You can't do that!
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Fuck you!
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Son of a dick.
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PHIL: 'Cause although
it ain't a crime
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to be warm and fuzzy,
it might as well be.
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Hey, so does this massage
include a happy ending or not?
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PHIL: 'Cause if you're
a puppet, you're screwed.
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-(DOGS BARKING)
- Easy!
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There's no squeaky thing
inside us!
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(WHIMPERING) Okay.
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Who am I?
The name's Phil Philips.
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I'm a PI, and my home
is on the streets,
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looking out for the felt
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because sure as shit
no one else is.
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And that's my office there.
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It's a shithole
on the edge of Chinatown.
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(PUPPET SINGS)
♪ You gotta dance! ♪
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Oh, hiya, fellas,
fancy a dance?
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BOY 1: No, you stupid puppet.
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- Perhaps a song?
- Let's take his eye.
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What? No, no, fellas,
cut it out!
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You give that back right now!
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Hey, hey.
Give him his eye back.
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It's too early for this crap.
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What are you gonna do
about it, you fluffy blue sock?
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"Huh!
- Owl
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- You little bastards.
- Let's go, guys!
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Now get out of here.
Get out of here, all of you.
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(MALE PUPPET 2 SIGHS)
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PHIL: Look,
times have changed.
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You don't have to sing
and dance for the man anymore.
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Of course I don't have to.
I want to!
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(SINGING) ♪ 'Cause that's
what puppets do! ♪
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Hiya, folks!
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(SINGING)
♪ Oh, when you tappin'
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♪ Only happy can happen... E
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Spare a penny? My wife's dead.
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON PHONE)
- BUBBLES: Uh-huh.
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Well, I will happily relay
your message.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Mr. P.
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Oh, hey there, Bubbles.
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How are you, dear?
Here's your Zuggler bar.
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Oh, Mr. P, you're gonna
give me a very fat butt.
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Oh, come on, stop it.
Any calls?
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Uh,yeah,
Detective Edwards called.
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She wants you
to call her back right away.
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Did you tell her that I was in
Minnesota attending a funeral
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because my Aunt Ruby
tragically died
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in a Zamboni incident?
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- Of course.
- Yeah? What'd she say?
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She said, "I'd like to sew
your asshole shut
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"and just keep feeding you,
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"and feeding you,
and feeding you."
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Well, that's a new one.
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Yup.
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I guess she heard
about those guys already.
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Yeah. How'd that go
this morning?
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Good. For puppet poachers,
they were real sweethearts.
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100% pure puppet-
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Straight from Tijuana.
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Guaranteed to bring you
goodluck.
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Don't you know
that poaching puppets
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for their feet is illegal?
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-(PHIL YELLS)
-(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh! Oh! Ugh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, holy crap,
I'm exhausted. (GRUNTS)
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So, yeah, I think
it went very well.
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Oh, we have a new client.
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I put her in your office.
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Detective Philips?
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I... I used to be.
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Not anymore, I'm a Pl now.
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How can I help you, Miss...?
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White, Sandra White.
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I received this
in the mail today.
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(PHIL READING) "Pay US
$350,000 by Saturday
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"or we reveal your secret."
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Hmm. What's your secret?
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Well, despite my bookish
appearance,
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I'm a sexual I'mma.
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What's that?
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It means, "if I'mma get next
to it, I'mma gonna fuck it."
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- Come again?
- Exactly.
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And again, and again,
and again...
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Mmm. I see.
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If my proclivities
were to be exposed,
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it would be devastating
to my family.
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Please, if you could help me,
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I would be...so grateful.
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Uh, I appreciate grateful,
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but it's $300 a day,
plus expenses.
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Hmm.
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This ought to start you off.
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Thank you, Mr. Philips.
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PHIL: I should've
turned her down,
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but I like a little cushion
for my cushion.
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And I needed the money.
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PHIL: I've seen
that "P" before.
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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
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The case was on,
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so I headed downtown
to see a friend.
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Actually, not really a friend,
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more of a disgusting
acquaintance.
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Vinny.
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(FUNK MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
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Hey, Vin, it's Phil.
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Vinny?
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COW PUPPET: Oh!
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- Phil, wow! Hi.
- Hey, Vi...
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Sweet mother of God,
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what the fuck
are you doing back there?
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Oh, yeah, 'R's Cows Gone
Sour 2 - Even Milkier.
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- Whoa, that's good.
-(MOANING) Moo!
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PHIL: What the fuck?
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Yeah,
the internet's killing me,
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so I'm creating
my own content.
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- Oh!
-(MOANING LOUDER)
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Jesus Christ.
Shut the curtains, would you?
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All right, if it bothers you.
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When did you get so squeamish?
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When did I get squeamish?
I'm not squeamish.
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- I'm not squeamish.
- Yeah, you are.
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I just don't wanna watch
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an eight-arm reach-around,
all right?
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Okay.
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Uh, listen, do you have
the latest issue
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-oi P uPDet Pussy Party? 'Hmm'?
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Puppet Pussy Party.
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Yeah, I saw that...
We got one just in. Let's see.
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- Oh, great.
- Felt Fetish Furburger.
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Ass Puppet Jamboree.
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Puppet Chicks
With Puppet Dicks.
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Ah!
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Here we go,
Puppet Pussy Party.
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PHIL: Yeah.
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That's right.
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- Bingo.
- VINNY: Hmm?
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Looks like this mystery
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is brought to you
by the letter "P".
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Oh, Phil, if you like pee,
I have a whole rack of--
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No. Excuse me, I don't...
No, I don't like pee.
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- Vinny, I don't like pee.
- Oh.
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(STUTTERS) I'm on a case.
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Oh.
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Listen, um,
do you keep a record
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of which customers
bought what magazines?
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Yeah, of course, Phil.
We're fully NSA compliant.
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Do you think
I could see those?
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Absolutely. Um, it's in
the office behind the theater.
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Thanks, Vin.
You know I appreciate it, huh?
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You're welcome.
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- Oh!
- I apologize...
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Cheesy, creasy, so... (GASPS)
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- Bumbly?
-(BABBLES)
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No Bumbly here.
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No, it's Phil Philips, Larry's
brother. You remember me.
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No, I don't,
I'm your average puppet,
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minding his own business.
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All right, well...
(CLEARS THROAT)
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Whatever floats
your boat, pal.
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Here's your
Chicks With Big Asses.
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Uh, that's not mine.
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I'm a businessman,
going to do my business.
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And I certainly don't have
a crippling addiction to porn.
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-(CHUCKLES) That's not yours?
- No!
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Hey, you forgot your carrot.
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- BUMBLYPANTS: Not mine.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Fucking rabbits.
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- PUPPET: Does that hurt?
-(MOANING)
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Yes, you came
here for pleasure!
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But I will only give you pain!
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-(WHIPPING)
-(GROANING)
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- Oh, you like that?
- Uh-huh.
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- Bark for me, bitch! Bark!
-(MUFFLED BARKING)
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-(GROANS)
- Jesus Christ.
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DALMATIAN PUPPET:
You are my slave.
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I will make you do
all sorts of things for me.
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- Pick up my laundry.
-(CONTINUES GROANING)
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- Here we go.
- Do my dishes.
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Walk my dog.
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I will pee on you
like you're a hydrant.
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- Do you want that?
- Uh-huh.
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Freaky-deaky.
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DALMATIAN PUPPET: You are
a disgusting fireman. (GRUNTS)
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-(WHIPPING)
- Where is your dirty hose?
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Where is your filthy hose?
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Okay, uh, take it easy. We're...
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- I'm just gonna...
-(GASPS)
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We're having a sale today,
which is that
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you can have
anything you want.
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- Oh, cheesy, creasy.
-(CLATTERING)
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Oh, God.
This is oddly arousing.
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I can't hold it!
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-(COCKS GUN)
- Freeze, punk.
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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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-(GASPS)
- What the...
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Please, I have 48 kids.
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-(FIREMAN GROANS)
- Bingo.
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DALMATIAN PUPPET:
Now a new kind of pleasure.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Hey, Vinny, I found it.
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I'll bring it back when I...
Jesus fluffing Christ!
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(PANTING) Vinny!
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(SIREN WAILS)
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PHIL: Detective
Connie Edwards.
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LAPD,
Robbery Homicide Division.
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We were partners once,
back when I was a cop.
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OFFICER 1: Look who's here.
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OFFICER 2: Hey,
why don't you sing us
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a puppet song, sweetheart?
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Oh, yeah, I'd love to.
It goes a little like this.
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(HUMS) Fuck both of you.
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Okay? We clear?
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By the way, nobody really
wears their hat,
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you dumb rookie.
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- Jesus.
-(OFFICER GAGGING)
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(SIGHS) You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
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PHIL: Jesus.
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EDWARDS: Oh, Philips.
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Figures you'd be in the center
of this shitstorm.
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Oh, okay. Hey, everybody,
it's Sherlock Holmes,
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world's greatest detective.
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Hey, it's a pair of socks!
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Very nice, very classy.
249
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,116
I'm a witness, you asshole.
250
00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:58,660
- You wanna take it outside?
- Yeah.
251
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:00,286
- You know what I'm gonna do?
- What's that?
252
00:11:00,453 --> 00:11:01,913
I'm gonna shred you
into little bitty pieces
253
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,374
and I'm gonna put you inside
a king-size pillowcase
254
00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:06,584
and I'm gonna have the best
goddamn sleep of my life.
255
00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:08,545
That's very clever,
that's very clever.
256
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,547
Uh, did you pick that
outfit out yourself, huh?
257
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:11,881
Yeah, I un-sewed your mother
258
00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:13,508
and I made a jacket
out of her.
259
00:11:13,675 --> 00:11:15,593
Nice. What a delicate
little flower you are, huh?
260
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,346
- Yeah, thank you.
- What the hell is going on here?
261
00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:20,098
- Settle down.
- He started it.
262
00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:22,183
- No, you started it.
-(WHISPERS) You started it.
263
00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,643
Good to see you, Phil.
264
00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:25,228
Ah, it's great to see you,
Lieutenant.
265
00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:28,731
And? And, "Good afternoon,
Detective Edwards."
266
00:11:28,898 --> 00:11:29,983
Edwards.
267
00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:32,193
Yeah, it looks like
you got quite the little
268
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,736
shotgun murder
on your hands here.
269
00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:36,072
They said you were in the back,
but didn't hear anything.
270
00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:37,657
That's not
the Phil Philips I know.
271
00:11:37,824 --> 00:11:40,285
Oh, well, uh,
there was a porno blaring,
272
00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:42,036
dogs barking, fire hoses.
273
00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:44,539
- You don't wanna know, sir.
- No, I don't.
274
00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:46,124
Edwards, what do you see?
275
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,626
Looks like a robbery
gone bad to me.
276
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:51,045
Lieutenant, this wasn't
a robbery. This was a hit.
277
00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:52,505
What makes you think that?
278
00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:55,800
Well, because the robber
didn't take the money.
279
00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:58,052
(SIGHS) Shitcakes.
280
00:11:58,219 --> 00:12:00,096
Lieutenant, uh,
the press is here.
281
00:12:00,263 --> 00:12:02,307
- Wonderful.
- Am I free to go, sir?
282
00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:03,474
- No.
- BANNING: Yes.
283
00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:06,060
- Yes, you are free to go.
- No one asked you.
284
00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:07,729
No. Why would we let him go?
285
00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,939
It's none of your business
why I can go or not.
286
00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:11,357
It's up to him,
he's the lieutenant.
287
00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:12,984
You are free to go.
288
00:12:13,151 --> 00:12:15,820
You need to go out the back
while I talk to these cretins.
289
00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:17,280
The last thing
this department needs
290
00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,115
is for anyone to see you here.
291
00:12:19,282 --> 00:12:21,242
Yup, I'm still
the department's
292
00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:23,995
dirty little
puppet secret, huh?
293
00:12:24,162 --> 00:12:26,247
- Well, if the shoe fits.
- Fuck you.
294
00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:29,083
- Yeah, fuck you, too.
- Fuck you more.
295
00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:31,461
ANNOUNCER: You're watching
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the Puppet Television Network.
297
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ALL: It's Happytime!
298
00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:36,549
ANNOUNCER".
Returning this fall,
299
00:12:36,716 --> 00:12:38,092
that motley crew
of misfits
300
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:40,219
that entertained you
throughout the '90s.
301
00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,889
At home with Jenny, Coach Lyle,
302
00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:44,515
Goof er the handyman,
303
00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:46,225
Mr. Bumblypants,
304
00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:48,770
and next door neighbors
Ezra and Cara.
305
00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:50,146
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
- And, of course,
306
00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:51,397
Officer Larry Shenanigans.
307
00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:52,649
Freeze!
308
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,902
You're under arrest
for being too hot to handle.
309
00:12:56,069 --> 00:12:58,404
NARRATOR: So tune in
for the entire Happytime Gang,
310
00:12:58,571 --> 00:13:00,365
only on the Puppet
Television Network.
311
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:03,034
Syndication, baby brother.
312
00:13:03,201 --> 00:13:05,828
I am gonna make a killing
on those royalty checks.
313
00:13:05,995 --> 00:13:07,664
Looks like I'll finally
be able to pay off
314
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,207
my Scientology dues.
315
00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:11,542
Yeah, too bad you can't
buy your old nose back.
316
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:13,086
All right, this nose has been
317
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,712
in more fluff
than you can imagine.
318
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:18,508
So, uh, you're not concerned
with Bumblypants being killed?
319
00:13:18,675 --> 00:13:20,343
Bumbly would've wanted
to die in a porn shop.
320
00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:21,594
That was his heaven.
321
00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:24,055
- Excuse me.
- LARRY: Hmm?
322
00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:26,140
Are you Officer Shenanigans?
323
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:29,644
Uh, does this answer
your question?
324
00:13:29,811 --> 00:13:32,647
Freeze! You're
under arrest for being...
325
00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,565
- Too hot to handle!
- Too hot to handle!
326
00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,776
- Oh, my gosh!
-(CHUCKLES) You got it.
327
00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:40,405
Man, that is the greatest line
of all time.
328
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:41,572
- Yeah.
- I loved your show
329
00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:43,324
-when I was a kid.
- Ah.
330
00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:45,743
Are you a TV star, too?
331
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,537
Uh, no. I have a real job.
332
00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:48,997
ROBIN: Ah, yeah, me, too.
333
00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:50,540
L sell weed. (CHUCKLES)
334
00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:52,333
Don't tell
Officer Shenanigans.
335
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,918
Uh-oh, someone's
gonna get arrested.
336
00:13:54,085 --> 00:13:55,253
- Ah, don't do it.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
337
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:56,295
-(SOFTLY) Jesus Christ.
- ROBIN: Hey.
338
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:58,047
I'll stalk you later.
I want a selfie.
339
00:13:58,214 --> 00:13:59,924
- All right. (CHUCKLES)
- ROBIN: Cool.
340
00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:01,718
What a sweetheart she was.
341
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,928
Damn it, Phil, Jesus!
342
00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:05,471
Don't upset the fans.
343
00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:06,681
Oh, those are your fans now?
344
00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:07,890
- Huh? Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
345
00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:09,726
Sure, the ones that like
that bleached skin
346
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,144
-and that human nose you got?
-(SIGHS)
347
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,229
You know what, Phil,
The Happytime Gang
348
00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:14,856
was groundbreaking, okay?
349
00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:17,025
It was the first network show
starring puppets
350
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,484
that was accepted by everyone.
351
00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:19,944
People loved us, Phil.
352
00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:23,197
Jeez, you don't have to deny
the puppet part of yourself.
353
00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,450
Phil, don't you remember
when we were kids, huh?
354
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:28,036
I used to love
watching you dance.
355
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,912
Who bent your boner?
356
00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:32,248
Take your head out of your ass
and look around.
357
00:14:32,415 --> 00:14:35,376
It's their world,
and we just live in it.
358
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:38,004
- I know this is hard for you.
- What is?
359
00:14:38,171 --> 00:14:40,381
That I'm the one who's going
down in the history books.
360
00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,717
Both Philips bros don't need
to change the world.
361
00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:44,343
You gave it a shot
with your whole
362
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,304
trying-to-be-a-cop thing.
363
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,891
Hey. I was a cop,
and a damn good one.
364
00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:54,187
Yeah, Phil, you were the first
puppet cop and the last.
365
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:56,856
Move on.
366
00:14:57,023 --> 00:14:58,941
Larry... (SIGHS)
367
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:00,151
- What?
- I love you.
368
00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:01,319
What? Where are you going?
369
00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:04,322
But sometimes,
you can be a real asshole.
370
00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:07,492
You know, it's funny
you should say that.
371
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:10,119
I don't actually have my real
asshole anymore either.
372
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:12,997
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, Phil, it's on again.
373
00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:17,418
Oh, what a wonderful surprise.
374
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,921
What are you harassing me for
this time, Edwards?
375
00:15:20,088 --> 00:15:21,547
I just happen to like
the milkshakes here.
376
00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,549
Oh, yeah? How many a day
you up to now?
377
00:15:23,716 --> 00:15:25,468
Or, uh, you're just hitting
the syrup, too?
378
00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:27,428
You got to stop
moving through the world
379
00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:29,013
like the laws
don't apply to you.
380
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,598
Excuse me, excuse me.
381
00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:32,308
You know what?
It'd serve you well
382
00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:34,268
to remember who
the detective is around here.
383
00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:35,895
'Cause it ain't you, Philips.
384
00:15:36,062 --> 00:15:37,355
Puppets aren't cops.
385
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,107
Yeah, well, you saw to that,
didn't you?
386
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,109
I think you gotta
take the credit for that one.
387
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,069
I mean, let's be honest.
388
00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:45,238
Puppets just don't seem to be
able to handle themselves
389
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,073
in extreme
pressure situations.
390
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,909
You know what? Stay out of my
way if you don't wanna get hurt.
391
00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,077
Oh-ho-ho!
392
00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:53,538
All right, but what are you
gonna do to me, huh?
393
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:56,124
You know, one of these days,
you're gonna slip up,
394
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,126
and I'm gonna be there
waiting for you, Phil,
395
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,503
and I'm gonna take you down
with extreme prejudice.
396
00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:02,338
Well, nice choice of words,
asshole.
397
00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,423
- You know what?
-(ENGINE STARTS)
398
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,135
What are you doing? What the
fuck are you doing to my car?
399
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,803
Goddamn son of a bitch.
400
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,471
Oh, I'm sorry,
I must've slipped.
401
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:11,597
(ENGINE REVVING)
402
00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:13,349
-(TIRES SQUEALING)
-(HORN BLARING)
403
00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:15,351
You're a goddamn menace!
404
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,981
(LAID-BACK MUSIC)
405
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,988
(PHIL SIGHS)
406
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,042
Some marksman.
407
00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:46,299
Oh, brother.
408
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:50,678
(INHALING DEEPLY)
409
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,222
"Puppet cops won't shoot
other puppets."
410
00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:55,099
What a bunch of bullshit.
(SCOFFS)
411
00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:57,602
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Yeah, come on in.
412
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,354
- Hey, boss.
- Hey, dear.
413
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:04,233
I'm taking off.
Do you wanna get a drink?
414
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,736
Uh, no, I beat you to it.
415
00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:08,613
-(GLASS THUDS)
- Oh.
416
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,489
I'm just gonna sit here alone,
417
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:13,534
get nostalgic,
and drink till I pass out.
418
00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:16,787
Don't waste your time, Mr. P.
419
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,665
Most folks will never
understand puppets.
420
00:17:19,832 --> 00:17:22,460
No matter what they look like
on the outside,
421
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:25,338
they're fluffy and good
on the inside.
422
00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:28,049
Not like people.
423
00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:30,259
You got a big heart, kid.
424
00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:31,928
(SCOFFS)
425
00:17:33,054 --> 00:17:34,805
Good night, Phil Philips.
426
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,309
Good night, Bubbles.
427
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,854
SONG: r Never gonna give you up
428
00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:43,397
♪ Never gonna let you down... E
429
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:44,565
LARRY: Here we go.
430
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:46,359
Hey, you ready for this?
431
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:49,487
It's The Happytime Gang
Season 4 wrap party.
432
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,739
Shot the video myself.
433
00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:55,952
Hey, Larry coming to you live
with the party cam! Whoo-hoo!
434
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,788
Your skin was so blue
and puppety back then.
435
00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:00,665
You're way hotter now.
436
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:03,501
Yeah, couple of felt tucks
and a quarter-cup of bleach...
437
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:05,503
Here I am. (CHUCKLES)
438
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,172
LARRY: (ON TV) Let me see you
work it, Bumb/ypants.
439
00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:10,466
Ooh! Ezra and Cara.
440
00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:12,260
Those two are cousins.
441
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,886
- They're married with kids now.
- Ooh!
442
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:16,722
Goof er, need a drink, buddy?
443
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,432
No, I'm good.
Thanks, Lawrence.
444
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:19,767
Goof!
445
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,978
Whoo! Lyley, the Wildman!
446
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,980
(PUPPETS CHEERING)
447
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,690
There's Jenny.
448
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:26,983
PHIL: All right, freeze.
449
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,651
LARRY: Here comes
my brother with his partner.
450
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:30,111
Freeze, police!
451
00:18:30,278 --> 00:18:33,698
We've had a lot of complaints
regarding this party.
452
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:36,325
That there's not
enough tequila!
453
00:18:36,492 --> 00:18:38,577
-(ALL CHEERING)
-('SEXY AND I KNOW IT' PLAYING)
454
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,496
Phil used to be so much fun.
455
00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:42,665
- Hey, babe, you made it.
- PHIL: I'm off duty.
456
00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:44,625
Let's party all night.
457
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,378
Why don't you go and mix us up
458
00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:48,921
a fresh batch
of margaritas, huh?
459
00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:51,090
Oh, sure thing.
460
00:18:52,425 --> 00:18:54,093
Mmm-mmm!
461
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:56,053
Oh, yeah.
462
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,639
-(CHUCKLES)
- I like your robe.
463
00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:00,057
You like that?
464
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,018
Yeah, that blue
matches my pubes.
465
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,270
(SUSPICIOUS MUSIC)
466
00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:11,027
LARRY: Hey, Britty!
467
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,903
Hurry back 'cause this hot tub
468
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,448
is too hot to handle
without you.
469
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,033
Coming!
470
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,578
(DOOR CREAKING)
471
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:24,832
(DOGS BARKING AND GROWLING)
472
00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:27,043
-(BLENDER WHIRRING)
-('SEXY AND I KNOW IT' PLAYING)
473
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,669
(CHUCKLING) Hmm?
474
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:29,795
4000s BARKING)
-(GASPS)
475
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,256
(SCREAMING)
476
00:19:32,423 --> 00:19:33,716
SONG: I Girl,
look at that body... r
477
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:35,217
(SCREAMING)
478
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,136
(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
479
00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:38,888
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
480
00:19:41,599 --> 00:19:42,516
(WHIRRING STOPS)
481
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,018
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
482
00:19:44,185 --> 00:19:47,355
Bad dogs! Bad dogs!
483
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,148
(YELPING)
484
00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:50,649
(SCREAMS)
485
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:53,861
BRITTENIE: They were such
bad, bad, bad dogs.
486
00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:56,405
Larry! Get out of my way.
Get out of my way!
487
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,783
Where is he?
I said get out of my way!
488
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,243
Phil, this isn't how
you wanna remember Larry.
489
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,995
I just gotta see him.
490
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,539
Lieutenant, I think I found
the murder weapon.
491
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,124
That fucking dog!
492
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,043
- Get the dog out of here.
- Okay, I'm sorry!
493
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,669
(PHIL PANTING)
494
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,630
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
495
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:14,715
Jesucristo.
496
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,676
Looks like someone
had themselves
497
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,011
a real pinata party, huh?
498
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:20,971
- Son of a...
- BANNING: Hey, now.
499
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:23,099
-(PHIL YELLS)
-(EDWARDS SCREAMS)
500
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,935
(BOTH STRUGGLING)
501
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,063
Knock it off, you two.
502
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,357
(YELLING) Get your teeth
out of my tit!
503
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,652
Get off!
504
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:36,695
- Ooh!
-(SCREAMS)
505
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:38,739
You bit my dick!
506
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,453
You two need to start
behaving like goddamn adults.
507
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:45,454
I'm sorry.
508
00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:48,290
I didn't recognize
that it was Larry.
509
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:51,293
I mean, he used to be,
you know, a lot bluer.
510
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,920
I don't know
if that's PC to say.
511
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,880
What is that supposed
to mean, a lot bluer?
512
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,508
It means he was bluer before.
I don't know how else to say...
513
00:20:57,675 --> 00:20:59,677
- I can't say "blue"?
- Fucking racist.
514
00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:01,679
There was a time
when you two were the most
515
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:03,305
decorated officers
in this department.
516
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,724
Your clearance rates
were double anybody else's.
517
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,476
What you had was magic.
518
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,019
Just like when
that motherfucker
519
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,521
David Copperfield
makes it snow inside.
520
00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:12,356
That's not even
that good of a trick.
521
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:15,025
It's, like, two mirrors and
a laser, and I can do that.
522
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:17,111
- You fucking Houdini now?
- Maybe I am Houdini.
523
00:21:17,278 --> 00:21:19,321
- I'd like to see you disappear.
- BANNING: Stop it!
524
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,073
You're gonna
work together on this.
525
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,658
Uh, excuse me, what?
526
00:21:22,825 --> 00:21:24,118
Oh, come on!
527
00:21:24,285 --> 00:21:25,536
This jackwad is the reason
528
00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:27,580
that puppets can't
be cops anymore.
529
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,957
- He missed on purpose that day.
- Not true.
530
00:21:30,124 --> 00:21:32,251
EDWARDS: Everybody knows
puppets don't shoot puppets.
531
00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:34,003
The Philips Code
prohibits me
532
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,504
from having a puppet
as a partner.
533
00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:37,339
- That's true.
- He's the Philips.
534
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:38,757
- I'm Philips.
- They hated him so much,
535
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,426
they made a code about him.
536
00:21:40,593 --> 00:21:42,178
I'm not reinstating him
as a police officer.
537
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,096
I'm bringing him on
as a consultant.
538
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:46,932
Uh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not
working with this asshole.
539
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:48,517
Well, right back at you.
540
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:50,811
You wanna cry about it?
I'll park you behind a desk.
541
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,898
You don't cooperate, and
I'll bite you in the dick too.
542
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,525
Look, Lieutenant,
nobody turns my brother
543
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,486
into a chew toy
and gets away with it.
544
00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:02,031
I'm gonna catch the bastards
who did these murders.
545
00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:03,824
Murders?
546
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,785
I mean, no offense,
I don't wanna start anything,
547
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,872
but, what, did I miss
another body around here?
548
00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:13,292
No, whoever killed Larry
also took out Mr. Bumblypants.
549
00:22:13,459 --> 00:22:15,920
Bumblypants was
the target there.
550
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,671
What's the connection?
551
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,466
BOTH: The Happytime Gang.
552
00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:23,511
(GROANS)
553
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,429
PHIL: I hated the idea
of having to work
554
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,515
with a partner again,
but I owed it to Larry.
555
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,099
He was my brother
and, deep down,
556
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,726
I loved the dumb
son of a bitch.
557
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:33,020
What do you know
about this Ronovan Scargle?
558
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:35,105
He produced
The Happytime Gang,
559
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,900
and he's your typical shyster,
meat sack piece of shit.
560
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:41,320
Can you roll down the window,
for Christ's sake?
561
00:22:41,487 --> 00:22:43,781
(EXHALING)
562
00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:47,493
(COUGHS) Okay. Well,
you know what, do you mind?
563
00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:50,412
You don't mind if I have one
of your cigarettes, do you?
564
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,039
- No, go ahead.
- You know what?
565
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:53,749
I'm gonna take two.
566
00:22:56,961 --> 00:22:59,421
Now we're... (COUGHS)
Now we're having a good time.
567
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:01,090
Isn't it nice just to relax?
568
00:23:01,257 --> 00:23:04,969
That's delicious. It's like
springtime in Beijing.
569
00:23:08,264 --> 00:23:09,932
We just wanna thank you
for taking the time
570
00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:11,433
to speak with us today.
571
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,310
Well, I'm always
happy to indulge
572
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,145
our local law enforcement,
573
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:18,065
no matter how masculine
and unkempt they are.
574
00:23:18,232 --> 00:23:20,484
Ah, well, I didn't think
I was unkempt.
575
00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:23,737
No, no, you're the masculine,
he's the unkempt.
576
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:26,865
-(CLEARS THROAT)
- EDWARDS: Okay.
577
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:30,828
We will just stick to,
uh, some questions, okay?
578
00:23:30,995 --> 00:23:33,956
Now, do you have any idea
why someone may want to murder
579
00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:36,292
Augustus Bumblypants
or Larry Shenanigans?
580
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,544
It's a tragedy, what happened.
581
00:23:38,711 --> 00:23:39,837
I gave your brother
582
00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:41,755
and Augustus Bumblypants
their start.
583
00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:43,757
Yeah, you also gave him
a bullshit deal
584
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,384
where your cut was 60%.
585
00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:46,594
H9)'-
586
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,345
That is standard
operating procedure.
587
00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:49,638
(WHISPERS) Puppets are dumb.
588
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:52,433
-(RONOVAN CLEARS THROAT)
-(SOFTLY) Fucking dick.
589
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,101
Well, we would like
to take a look
590
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,853
at that contract
for the syndication deal.
591
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,147
Well, I'm afraid
that's private information.
592
00:23:58,314 --> 00:23:59,773
And who would care
about a puppet's share
593
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,275
in a contract anyway, right?
594
00:24:01,442 --> 00:24:03,110
I mean, all those
little dummies want to do
595
00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:05,279
is sing and dance,
am I right? (CHUCKLES)
596
00:24:05,446 --> 00:24:07,072
What did you say, "dummies"?
597
00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:08,616
- Yeah, that is right.
- PHIL: Mmm-hmm.
598
00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,701
When you're right,
you're right. (CLICKS TONGUE)
599
00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,537
I can't help noticing
this impressive view.
600
00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:15,331
- Oh.
- For an impressive man.
601
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,999
-(EDWARDS CHUCKLES)
- RONOVAN: Thank you very much.
602
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:20,252
I don't take compliments well,
but I get them all the time.
603
00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:22,755
(CHUCKLES) That's charming.
604
00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:24,423
Listen, you and I
both know that
605
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:26,216
these puppets
wouldn't know a good deal
606
00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,510
if it was staring them
right in the googly eyes.
607
00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,054
What the fuck
did you just say?
608
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,889
Hey, Phil, why don't you let
609
00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:34,975
the grownups talk
for a minute, okay?
610
00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:36,185
(GRUMBLING) Fuck.
611
00:24:36,352 --> 00:24:38,187
Don't worry, he retains
very little information.
612
00:24:38,354 --> 00:24:41,190
Oh, my God, is that
the ocean over there?
613
00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:42,941
RONOVAN: Yep,
that's the Pacific.
614
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:44,943
- I had to lobby for two years...
-(MOUTHING)
615
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,737
...to get that children's
hospital cleared
616
00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,280
to make that
ocean view possible.
617
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:49,823
Wow, here's the thing.
618
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:53,202
You and I both know that this
is like puppet bullshit here,
619
00:24:53,369 --> 00:24:55,287
but I'm just afraid
this asshole
620
00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,539
is gonna make me
pull a warrant.
621
00:24:57,706 --> 00:24:58,666
(STAMMERS) Oh, Wha...
622
00:24:58,832 --> 00:24:59,917
What are these here?
623
00:25:00,084 --> 00:25:01,293
Please, don't touch my balls.
624
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,670
They're made
of Tibetan marble.
625
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,546
- They're very expensive.
- Don't touch his balls.
626
00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:08,676
Uh, I apologize, I didn't mean
to cup your balls. (LAUGHS)
627
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:11,178
Down there. What, do you have
alligator arms? Get it!
628
00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:14,098
Okay, here's the thing.
629
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,600
You seem great,
630
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:19,228
and I don't wanna have to call
a judge on you, you know,
631
00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:20,646
'cause you know that mess.
632
00:25:20,813 --> 00:25:23,232
But little puppets
have big mouths, right?
633
00:25:23,399 --> 00:25:25,275
I have puppet servants
at home,
634
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:28,737
and they get real uppity
if I don't keep them in line...
635
00:25:30,406 --> 00:25:32,366
Holy shitcakes!
636
00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:34,368
- Have you lost your mind?
- Fuck him.
637
00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:35,786
How else was I supposed to get
638
00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:37,287
that fucking thing
without him seeing it?
639
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,164
Literally, any other way
than what you just did.
640
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,290
Any other way.
641
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:42,000
Oh, yeah? I never
knocked a guy out
642
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,044
with his own balls before.
643
00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:46,046
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
644
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:47,589
PHIL: According
to the contract,
645
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,049
The Happytime Gang TV show
646
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:50,926
is about to be sold
into syndication.
647
00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:53,929
"The seven principal
Happytime Gang cast members
648
00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:56,598
"are guaranteed to split
the $10 million up front."
649
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:58,392
-$1 O million?
- Right.
650
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,978
Now, "if a member dies,
651
00:26:01,145 --> 00:26:03,188
"then his or her spouse
gets the share.
652
00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:04,773
"If there is no spouse,
653
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,608
"then the share
is divided equally
654
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:09,111
"among the remaining
living cast members."
655
00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,738
Hmm. So, Ronovan
really doesn't benefit
656
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:11,864
if the cast shrinks.
657
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,407
Yeah, I guess I didn't have to
658
00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:14,992
knock him out
with his own balls.
659
00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:17,327
Yeah, well, somebody from
inside The Happytime Gang
660
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:19,455
is looking for a bigger piece
of the pie.
661
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,290
Yeah, and they're not
gonna stop
662
00:26:21,457 --> 00:26:22,708
until they're the only one
left standing.
663
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,501
At least then we'd know
who the killer is.
664
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:27,379
All right, just slow down.
Here comes the street up here.
665
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:29,590
To find the killer,
we needed to look into
666
00:26:29,757 --> 00:26:32,176
the remaining Happytime Gang
members one by one.
667
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:34,011
We started down
on Skittle Row,
668
00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:35,512
the Stuffing Ghetto
669
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,514
where the sugar is cheap
and the sex is cheaper.
670
00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:39,558
Looks like, uh, Coach Lyle's
671
00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:41,852
got himself a bit
of a criminal record.
672
00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:43,979
PHIL: You know, back in
The Happytime Gang days,
673
00:26:44,146 --> 00:26:45,522
Lyle was as straight
as an arrow.
674
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:47,816
Well, looks like
his arrow got bent.
675
00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:49,359
PHIL: This is it.
676
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:50,986
EDWARDS: Okay, can we please
just be professional
677
00:26:51,153 --> 00:26:52,529
and keep a low profile?
678
00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:53,781
PHIL: Of course.
679
00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:55,532
(DOOR CRASHING)
680
00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,367
(GUNS COCKING)
681
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,538
- Hey, look, it's the NRA.
-(GRUNTS) Get in here.
682
00:27:01,705 --> 00:27:03,332
Okay, all right.
Take it easy.
683
00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:04,750
- Take it easy.
- Come here, you.
684
00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:06,877
- Come on. (GRUNTS)
- All right, all right!
685
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:10,380
Phil Philips, what a surprise.
It's been a while.
686
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:11,423
Hey, Lyle.
687
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:13,258
LYLE: Hate to be
the bearer of bad news,
688
00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:15,761
but we don't allow
humans in our game.
689
00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:17,638
Oh, no, no, no, wait,
you don't understand.
690
00:27:17,805 --> 00:27:20,307
- Uh, she's not all human.
- Shut up, Phil.
691
00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:21,934
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?
692
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,685
PHIL: Edwards, tell them.
693
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:27,147
Fine. I have a puppet liver.
694
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,858
-(ALL GASP)
- GANGSTER PUPPET: Wow.
695
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,944
- Bullshit. Prove it.
- No way.
696
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:33,028
Bring her ass over here.
697
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,404
What you gonna do?
Cut me open?
698
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,114
- Roxy?
- Yeah.
699
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,408
Look at this,
Sacramento Red Hot.
700
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:40,369
Grade-A hyper sucrose.
701
00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:43,372
It'll put a human in
a diabetic coma for a month,
702
00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:46,083
but to a puppet, pure ecstasy.
703
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,543
I'm not doing that.
704
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,295
Do it, meat sack, take it.
705
00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:56,093
(SNORTING)
706
00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:00,013
(GASPING)
707
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,682
Huh...!
708
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:06,520
Oh, sorry about your dead
human friend, Philips.
709
00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:08,564
Wait for it.
710
00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:12,025
(GASPS) Whoo!
711
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,695
-(CHEERING)
-(LAUGHS) That is good shit.
712
00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:16,071
Well, fuck me!
713
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:18,323
Maybe. (LAUGHING)
714
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,617
WOMAN PUPPET: She said
she might. That's funny!
715
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:23,370
Hey! (LAUGHING)
716
00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:26,164
Shit, this woman crazy.
(LAUGHS)
717
00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:28,750
-(ALL LAUGHING)
- Somebody get more of this!
718
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:31,044
- Boy, that's great!
-(GUNSHOTS)
719
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:34,006
Hey, wait a minute, now.
Put that... No, don't do that.
720
00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:35,591
(LAUGHS)
721
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:36,842
(ALL LAUGHING)
722
00:28:37,009 --> 00:28:38,176
(MUTTERS)
723
00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:39,595
PUPPET: We're laughing
together.
724
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,306
You're my favorite! (LAUGHS)
725
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:44,308
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
726
00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:45,976
LYLE: Half-puppet cop?
727
00:28:46,143 --> 00:28:47,519
Never heard of that before.
728
00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:49,313
- Yeah, tell me about it.
-(CHUCKLES)
729
00:28:49,479 --> 00:28:51,106
Hey, uh, listen,
I need to ask you
730
00:28:51,273 --> 00:28:52,649
a few questions,
if you don't mind.
731
00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:53,859
Oh, oh, sure, sure.
732
00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:56,069
Listen, I'm sorry
about Larry, man.
733
00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:59,656
He was all right,
even after the bleach job.
734
00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:00,741
Yeah, thanks.
735
00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,367
You know, most fleshies
don't give a fuck
736
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:03,994
when one of us drops.
737
00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:05,829
That doesn't make it okay.
738
00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:07,706
You're absolutely right.
739
00:29:07,873 --> 00:29:09,625
Here's to Larry, man.
740
00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:12,920
To Larry.
741
00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:16,423
Yeah, ashes to ashes,
and fluff to fluff, man.
742
00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:19,968
JUNKYARD: Flush to
the motherfucking queen.
743
00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:22,679
- Eat it so much, bitch.
-(ROXY GASPS)
744
00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:24,640
(ALL LAUGHING)
745
00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,935
EDWARDS: I'd love
to eat it so much,
746
00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:29,561
but I have a sensitive tummy,
747
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,147
which may be
because I got a full boat,
748
00:29:32,314 --> 00:29:35,233
you Kremlin piece of shit.
(LAUGHING)
749
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,110
- Oh, it's okay, babe...
-(BARKING)
750
00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:38,737
(WHIMPERING)
751
00:29:38,904 --> 00:29:41,156
JUNKYARD:
Get me some more lean.
752
00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:44,117
- Oh, okay.
- Motherfucking bitch.
753
00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:49,414
I just never really cared for
that word, if you must know.
754
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:53,293
You're one crazy
fucking bitch.
755
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:54,795
Bitches be crazy.
756
00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:56,838
(LAUGHING)
"Bitches be crazy," right?
757
00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:58,507
Am I right? I mean,
that guy knows.
758
00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:01,802
Yeah, you're really nailing
my views on women.
759
00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:04,763
Right, and we know.
Women... Women love you?
760
00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:06,515
They do not. They decline.
761
00:30:06,682 --> 00:30:08,725
(LAUGHS)
Here's the thing, though.
762
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:11,103
Would a crazy
fucking bitch do this?
763
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:12,688
PUPPET THUG 1: Wasteful.
764
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:15,190
Maybe, but a crazy bitch
would do this. (GRUNTS)
765
00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:16,692
- Ohh!
766
00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:19,403
(BOTH GRUNTING)
767
00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:21,405
- Peekaboo!
-(GRUNTS)
768
00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:23,323
(PUPPET THUG 2 SCREAMING)
769
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,243
(BOTH GRUNTING)
770
00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:27,452
Huh!
771
00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:28,745
(MOANS)
772
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:30,372
(YELLING)
773
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:34,418
(GUN CLICKS)
774
00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:36,336
How about you
apologize to Roxy
775
00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:39,631
and all the other
fine ladies here tonight
776
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:42,009
for your disparaging remarks?
777
00:30:42,175 --> 00:30:43,927
Yeah, Junkyard!
778
00:30:44,094 --> 00:30:46,763
I'm sorry, bitches.
779
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:49,599
Ah, ah, ah! Better tone,
same shitty words.
780
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,143
Let's try it again.
781
00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:55,439
I'm sorry, beautiful ladies.
782
00:30:55,605 --> 00:30:57,733
- ROXY: Oh.
- EDWARDS: AWW!
783
00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,860
How does that feel, Roxy?
784
00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,403
Better.
785
00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:03,071
I... I feel better.
786
00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:04,740
Oh, you feel better, too?
787
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,533
Oh, not really our goal.
788
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,869
Get a diaper
for your fucking mouth.
789
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:10,579
Yes. (SIGHS)
790
00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:12,789
You're gonna
feel that tomorrow.
791
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,499
(PUPPETS GROAN)
792
00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:18,879
I hope you don't
mind me asking,
793
00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:21,089
but what the hell happened
to all your Happytime money?
794
00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,008
Shit. After Loretta
and the kids left,
795
00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:26,428
I blew all that cream on
panty-pie and poody-glitter.
796
00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:28,513
Oh, jeez,
I'm sorry to hear that.
797
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,057
You know where you're going?
798
00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:31,641
Right up my snoot.
799
00:31:31,808 --> 00:31:33,852
That's where you...
You're gonna go.
800
00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,896
"Where are we going?
Where will we live?"
801
00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:37,981
In my nose!
802
00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:39,858
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
803
00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:43,403
Hey, uh, who are your friends?
804
00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:46,281
-(GUN COCKS)
- Gonna scope it out.
805
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:47,824
Lyle, stay. Don't do that.
806
00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:50,202
(SOFTLY) Jesus Christ.
This is not a good idea.
807
00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:52,579
You see anything?
808
00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:54,122
They're not friends of mine.
809
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:55,832
{GUNSHOT)
- PHIL: Oh, shit, Lyle!
810
00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:57,626
(SNORTING)
811
00:31:57,793 --> 00:31:59,461
Whoo!
812
00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,255
(PUPPETS GRUNTING)
813
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:03,632
_Holy---
_(THUD)
814
00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:04,841
Ow!
815
00:32:05,008 --> 00:32:06,927
(BOTH GROANING)
816
00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:12,557
All right. Son of a bitch.
817
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,685
(BULLETS ZINGING)
818
00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:18,605
EDWARDS: LAPD!
819
00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:22,484
Where the fuck were you?
820
00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:24,152
- I was in the can.
- Doing what?
821
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:25,612
Can stuff!
822
00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:27,656
(SOFTLY) Jesus Christ.
823
00:32:27,823 --> 00:32:29,282
-(SIGHS AND SNIFFLES)
- Here comes the lieutenant.
824
00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:31,535
- Just hold your shit together.
- Okay. I am.
825
00:32:31,701 --> 00:32:33,286
I have my shit held together.
826
00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:35,163
What the hell happened here?
827
00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:36,456
Well, somebody was trying
828
00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,625
to make it look like
an old-school drive-by.
829
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:41,211
Look, Lieutenant,
this makes three
830
00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:44,381
Happytime Gang cast members
dead in a week.
831
00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:47,509
May I say something now?
832
00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:49,845
PHIL: Please, go. What?
833
00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:51,972
I'd also like to point out that
that makes three
834
00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:53,974
Happytime cast members
dead within the week.
835
00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:56,518
- I just said that.
- You both just said it.
836
00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:59,020
Well, then we're fighting
on the same side.
837
00:32:59,187 --> 00:33:01,273
It's like we're
Apache-Comanche together,
838
00:33:01,439 --> 00:33:02,941
and no one's...
839
00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:05,861
No one's coming in
with the suit jackets made
840
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,904
and taking over their land.
841
00:33:08,071 --> 00:33:09,197
PHIL: What are you
talking about?
842
00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:10,782
EDWARDS: I'm talking
about Apaches.
843
00:33:10,949 --> 00:33:12,742
Apaches? What?
What did you say?
844
00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:14,828
(MUMBLES) We owe them.
845
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:17,581
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
846
00:33:17,747 --> 00:33:19,875
Can we just stick to
what's going on here, please?
847
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,543
- I'd love to. I'd love to.
- Okay.
848
00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:22,836
What's your deal, Edwards?
849
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,880
My deal? I'm a Virgo.
850
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:28,258
Um, I'm not currently seeing
anybody, but I'm hopeful.
851
00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:30,260
- Not the dating game.
- PHIL: She's got a little cold.
852
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:32,345
She's taking medication,
right, for the cold.
853
00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:34,181
- So she gets a little loopy.
- Aw.
854
00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:36,683
- I am getting a little loopy.
- Stop it.
855
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,602
- Back to this.
- Yeah. Thank you.
856
00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:39,978
So what are we gonna do,
Lieutenant?
857
00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:41,938
BANNING: I can put
a black and white on Jenny,
858
00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:44,065
but Ezra and Cara
live in Lancaster.
859
00:33:44,232 --> 00:33:45,609
That's out of my jurisdiction.
860
00:33:45,775 --> 00:33:47,777
And nobody even knows
where Goof er is.
861
00:33:47,944 --> 00:33:49,321
Reportedly,
he was last sighted
862
00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:50,947
somewhere near
the Santa Monica Pier.
863
00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:53,283
Also, I have also noted that
864
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:55,827
that's three
Happytime cast members
865
00:33:55,994 --> 00:33:57,662
that have been killed
in one week.
866
00:33:57,829 --> 00:33:59,664
What the fuck?
867
00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:01,166
(SIGHS)
868
00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:03,210
PHIL: The next morning,
we decided it'd be smarter
869
00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:06,087
if we quit holding each other's
proverbial clicks and split up.
870
00:34:06,254 --> 00:34:08,089
Edwards headed out to
the beach to look for Goof er,
871
00:34:08,256 --> 00:34:10,217
and I stopped
by the office to check in.
872
00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:12,594
- BUBBLES: Hey, Mr. P.
- PHIL: Heya, Bubbles.
873
00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:13,678
Any calls?
874
00:34:13,845 --> 00:34:15,722
No, but Sandra White
is in your office.
875
00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:19,226
Oh, shit. I completely
forgot about that.
876
00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:22,771
There she was.
877
00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:24,522
Her hair red like fire.
878
00:34:24,689 --> 00:34:26,983
Her ass hot like... Fire.
879
00:34:28,276 --> 00:34:29,569
Ms. White.
880
00:34:31,279 --> 00:34:34,866
Mr. Philips, the blackmailer
sent another note.
881
00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:36,826
There's a photo this time.
882
00:34:38,995 --> 00:34:41,414
PHIL: Jenny Peterson.
Of course I knew her.
883
00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:43,333
The one human member
of The Happytime Gang
884
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:45,252
and a sexy skeleton
in my closet.
885
00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:46,878
SANDRA: It was taken
at a place called...
886
00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:48,171
Star Showgirls.
887
00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:50,382
I recognize the pole.
888
00:34:50,548 --> 00:34:53,426
I sometimes enjoy
the company of a lady.
889
00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:55,136
Hell, who doesn't?
890
00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:57,514
Um, can you think of anyone
891
00:34:57,681 --> 00:34:59,516
who could be behind this?
892
00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:01,309
That's just the thing.
893
00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:05,689
I have quite an appetite.
894
00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:08,858
-(CLEARS THROAT)
- You seem shocked.
895
00:35:09,901 --> 00:35:12,279
Have I made you uncomfortable?
896
00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:13,863
A little.
897
00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,865
I have something for that.
898
00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:18,994
Hey, hey. Hey,
what's gotten into you?
899
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,787
I'm hoping you.
900
00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,831
-(MOANS)
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
901
00:35:22,998 --> 00:35:24,541
There's a little voice
in my head
902
00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,418
that is saying,
"This is not a good idea."
903
00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:29,462
- Tell it to shut up and watch.
-(ZIPPER BUZZES)
904
00:35:34,884 --> 00:35:36,594
What's it gonna be, Phil?
905
00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:39,889
(SANDRA GASPING)
906
00:35:40,056 --> 00:35:41,891
(SANDRA SQUEALING)
907
00:35:42,058 --> 00:35:43,810
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-(SANDRA SCREAMS)
908
00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:45,145
- PHIL: Yeah!
- SANDRA: Yes!
909
00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:47,188
(MUFFLED MOANING AND GRUNTING)
910
00:35:47,355 --> 00:35:48,940
BUBBLES: Oh, hello.
911
00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:50,734
Lieutenant Banning, police.
912
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,569
Bubbles, secretary.
913
00:35:52,736 --> 00:35:54,112
Is Phil in?
914
00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:55,613
-(SANDRA SQUEALING)
- PHIL: Oh, here we go!
915
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:57,907
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
916
00:35:58,074 --> 00:36:00,035
Well, he's in something.
917
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:01,786
- Here comes the choc-choc!
- SANDRA: Yeah, choc-choc.
918
00:36:01,953 --> 00:36:03,455
PHIL: Yeah.
I'm a freight train.
919
00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:04,748
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
920
00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:06,750
SANDRA: (ON INTERCOM)
I'm the caboose, baby!
921
00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:08,335
Oh, boy.
922
00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,295
(SANDRA SCREAMING)
923
00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:11,838
He's servicing
a client right now.
924
00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:13,256
Can I get you a coffee?
925
00:36:13,423 --> 00:36:14,966
- PHIL: Yes!
- Faster, faster, faster!
926
00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:17,302
- PHIL: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Is that what I think it is?
927
00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:19,137
-(SANDRA SCREAMS)
-(THUDDING)
928
00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:20,847
Well, what do you think it is?
929
00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:23,725
-(THUDDING)
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
930
00:36:23,892 --> 00:36:25,894
PHIL: Here I go.
Here I go. Here I go.
931
00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:27,520
- Give it to me!
-(MOANING)
932
00:36:27,687 --> 00:36:30,482
(SCREAMING)
933
00:36:30,648 --> 00:36:33,777
SANDRA: Oh, baby. Oh, my!
934
00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:37,155
-(PHIL GRUNTING)
-(SANDRA SCREAMING)
935
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:41,493
-(GRUNTING)
- Yeah! Yeah!
936
00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:44,329
(GRUNTING AND
SCREAMING CONTINUES)
937
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:46,039
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
938
00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:48,208
I'm lightheaded,
I'm lightheaded.
939
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,085
SANDRA: Oh, my!
940
00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:52,420
{SHUDDERS)
- Oh, yes.
941
00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:55,799
-(PHIL GRUNTING)
-(SCREAMING)
942
00:36:55,965 --> 00:37:00,011
(LAUGHING) Oh, yes, yes!
943
00:37:00,178 --> 00:37:02,138
SANDRA: Oh, yes!
944
00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:08,228
You boys want
some Fiddle Faddle?
945
00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:11,272
No, I do not.
946
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:17,404
Clean up on Aisle Phil.
947
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:21,616
Hope your meeting
is as satisfying as mine was.
948
00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,035
Have a nice day.
949
00:37:24,202 --> 00:37:26,746
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait for... Wait...
950
00:37:26,913 --> 00:37:29,416
Oh, hey. (CHUCKLES)
Hey, Lieutenant.
951
00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:32,335
- Hey, Phil.
- Uh, who's your friend?
952
00:37:32,502 --> 00:37:35,255
- Special Agent Campbell, FBI.
- What a pleasure.
953
00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:37,799
We need to discuss where you
were when the murders went down.
954
00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:39,926
All right. Let me, uh...
955
00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:41,219
How about you come with us,
956
00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:43,096
so we can ask you
some questions?
957
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,557
That's fine, let me just
tidy up for a sec.
958
00:37:45,723 --> 00:37:47,308
Excuse me.
959
00:37:49,227 --> 00:37:51,062
-(MUNCHING)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
960
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:58,194
- Shit!
- God damn it!
961
00:37:58,361 --> 00:38:00,780
I want an APB out
on that sock now!
962
00:38:00,947 --> 00:38:03,324
- Agent Campbell...
- This is out of your hands.
963
00:38:09,038 --> 00:38:11,583
You just got a little
something on your arm.
964
00:38:13,209 --> 00:38:14,752
(GRUNTING)
965
00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:19,382
- Have you seen this guy?
- MAN: No.
966
00:38:19,549 --> 00:38:20,675
- Anything?
- WOMAN: No.
967
00:38:20,842 --> 00:38:22,218
Seen this guy?
968
00:38:22,385 --> 00:38:23,761
MAN 2: Sorry.
969
00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:26,473
- Have you seen this guy?
- MAN 3: No, sorry.
970
00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:28,141
You seen this guy?
971
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:30,101
How you doing?
Uh, I'm looking for this guy.
972
00:38:30,268 --> 00:38:31,853
Have you seen him?
973
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:34,397
I sense that
you are searching.
974
00:38:34,564 --> 00:38:36,608
Yeah, I just told you
I was looking for a guy,
975
00:38:36,774 --> 00:38:38,485
so you knowing that
does not mean you're psychic.
976
00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:40,028
It means you can hear me.
977
00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:42,030
Just tell me, yes or no,
have you seen him?
978
00:38:42,197 --> 00:38:43,406
PSYCHIC PUPPET:
No. I ain't seen him.
979
00:38:43,573 --> 00:38:45,116
Now, fuck off.
You're bad for business.
980
00:38:45,283 --> 00:38:46,659
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
981
00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:48,369
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you, too!
982
00:38:49,996 --> 00:38:51,456
Hey, man.
Have you seen this puppet?
983
00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:53,416
Hmm. You know, I think he...
984
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:54,959
Jacob, we don't talk
to meat sacks.
985
00:38:55,126 --> 00:38:56,377
- Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, what Chuck said.
986
00:38:56,544 --> 00:38:57,587
Oh, show us your titties!
987
00:38:57,754 --> 00:38:59,172
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, come on.
988
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:00,798
That can't actually be
your shtick with women.
989
00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:02,926
That has never worked
for you, am I right?
990
00:39:03,092 --> 00:39:04,177
- Sure it does.
- Never.
991
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,595
- It does.
- Doesn't.
992
00:39:05,762 --> 00:39:06,930
- Once.
- I doubt that.
993
00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:08,348
I doubt that
very much for you.
994
00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,183
Come on, I can tell
you've had crabs before.
995
00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:11,809
- BOAR: Yeah, come on...
- I told you!
996
00:39:11,976 --> 00:39:13,520
- BOAR: No, Chuck! Chuck!
- I warned you.
997
00:39:13,686 --> 00:39:14,771
- Oh, Chuck! Chuck!
-(CHUCK SCREAMING)
998
00:39:14,938 --> 00:39:16,105
CHUCK: Oh, yeah, she wants me!
999
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:17,482
- Okay, all right.
-(GASPS)
1000
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:18,858
Have you seen this puppet?
1001
00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:21,110
All's I know is, is that
he's a real sugar smack,
1002
00:39:21,277 --> 00:39:22,946
and he's probably holed up
in that sugar den
1003
00:39:23,112 --> 00:39:24,531
over on San Julian Street.
1004
00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:26,533
- Thank you. Jesus Christ.
- You're welcome.
1005
00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:27,951
I gotta work for that?
1006
00:39:28,117 --> 00:39:31,663
Oh! No! You don't... Ow!
1007
00:39:31,829 --> 00:39:33,498
If you're gonna eat it,
you don't get it.
1008
00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:34,999
I'm huflgW-
1009
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:37,544
Well, you should've bought
2O bucks of food, dumb-ass.
1010
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:39,754
PHIL: I knew if the feds
had me in the slammer,
1011
00:39:39,921 --> 00:39:41,506
there's no way I could find
the real killer.
1012
00:39:41,673 --> 00:39:43,967
Most of all, I wanted to
protect my old flame, Jenny.
1013
00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:46,094
I still had a soft spot
for her.
1014
00:39:46,261 --> 00:39:48,179
Hell, I still had
a hard spot for her.
1015
00:39:48,346 --> 00:39:49,722
WOMAN: (ON RADIO)
All units advised.
1016
00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:52,392
Be on the lookout for
ex-puppet cop Phil Philips.
1017
00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:54,352
Blue male,
three and a half feet tall.
1018
00:39:54,519 --> 00:39:57,313
Last seen fleeing on foot
from 1643...
1019
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,982
-('l TOUCH MYSELF' PLAYING)
- RABBIT 1: Oh, boy.
1020
00:39:59,148 --> 00:40:00,817
- Her makeup is so tasteful.
- RABBIT 2: Humana, humana!
1021
00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:02,652
- RABBIT 1: Look at that!
- RABBIT 2: Oh, wow!
1022
00:40:02,819 --> 00:40:05,697
- Yeah, twirl, baby!
- RABBIT 3: Yes! Carousel.
1023
00:40:05,863 --> 00:40:08,366
This is arousing
my Peter Rabbit.
1024
00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:10,410
She's got her hands
on my carrot!
1025
00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:12,036
Give me the carrot.
Give me the carrot.
1026
00:40:12,203 --> 00:40:13,496
Is this the carrot?
1027
00:40:13,663 --> 00:40:17,125
We are not in the briar patch
anymore, boys. Whoo!
1028
00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:19,043
JENNY: You want
some carrot, huh?
1029
00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:22,171
RABBIT 1: Oh, yeah.
Give it to us. Give it to us.
1030
00:40:22,338 --> 00:40:23,715
- Make it rain!
- Peel on me.
1031
00:40:23,881 --> 00:40:25,425
It feels like Easter
in my pants.
1032
00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:27,343
(RABBITS EXCLAIM)
1033
00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:28,511
Bite the tip!
1034
00:40:28,678 --> 00:40:31,598
(RABBITS CHEER)
1035
00:40:33,182 --> 00:40:35,393
PHIL: Jenny,
the one that got away.
1036
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,228
As you can see,
she's the kind of girl
1037
00:40:37,395 --> 00:40:38,646
you take home to momma.
1038
00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:40,356
RABBIT 1: I just made
carrot soup!
1039
00:40:40,523 --> 00:40:42,358
Well, hello.
1040
00:40:42,525 --> 00:40:44,360
I didn't think you were
coming around here no more.
1041
00:40:44,527 --> 00:40:46,195
We need to talk.
1042
00:40:46,362 --> 00:40:48,114
Okay. Give me a minute.
1043
00:40:49,991 --> 00:40:51,242
I don't know her.
1044
00:40:51,409 --> 00:40:52,869
I can't remember
every puppet comes in here
1045
00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:54,329
to get her freak on.
1046
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,539
- All right, fair enough.
-(CHUCKLES)
1047
00:40:56,706 --> 00:40:59,042
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)
1048
00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:03,296
You know, what is it
with this casual attitude?
1049
00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:04,964
Well, how am I supposed to be?
1050
00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:06,466
Well, you might be
a little worried
1051
00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,051
since three
Happytime Gang members
1052
00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:09,927
are dead
and you could be next.
1053
00:41:10,094 --> 00:41:11,888
I'm trying
not to think about it.
1054
00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,265
I got cops on me.
1055
00:41:14,432 --> 00:41:16,100
I don't know what
you expect me to do.
1056
00:41:16,267 --> 00:41:17,393
I gotta keep working
1057
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,020
till the money from the show
comes through.
1058
00:41:19,187 --> 00:41:20,438
What do I want you to do?
1059
00:41:20,605 --> 00:41:22,231
I want you to take it
more seriously.
1060
00:41:22,398 --> 00:41:23,524
Jesus Christ, Phil.
1061
00:41:23,691 --> 00:41:26,444
Can't you see I'm trying,
you know, to...
1062
00:41:26,611 --> 00:41:27,945
(SIGHS)
1063
00:41:28,112 --> 00:41:30,281
I'm trying to forget
about all that.
1064
00:41:31,324 --> 00:41:33,868
You were always
so controlling.
1065
00:41:34,035 --> 00:41:35,536
All right, I'm sorry.
1066
00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:38,373
I loved you.
1067
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,458
Hey. H9Y---
1068
00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:43,544
I just don't want to see you
get hurt, all right?
1069
00:41:43,711 --> 00:41:45,838
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER)
1070
00:41:48,299 --> 00:41:50,051
Hey. Hey, hey.
You want some sugar?
1071
00:41:50,218 --> 00:41:51,552
Glucose, fructose,
corn syrup...
1072
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,179
- No, thanks.
- Hey, hey.
1073
00:41:53,346 --> 00:41:55,014
- Hey, fella.
- Hey, handsome.
1074
00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:56,849
Are you looking for
some rotten cotton?
1075
00:41:57,016 --> 00:41:58,059
I'm a woman.
1076
00:41:59,936 --> 00:42:01,729
- That's okay.
- Yeah, that's even better.
1077
00:42:01,896 --> 00:42:03,564
- Got good time for you.
-(LAUGHING)
1078
00:42:03,731 --> 00:42:04,816
(CLATTERING)
1079
00:42:04,982 --> 00:42:07,068
FEMALE PUPPET:
You live your truth, baby.
1080
00:42:07,235 --> 00:42:09,320
(SINGING)
♪ Peanut buttercup... ♪
1081
00:42:09,487 --> 00:42:11,155
(HUMMING)
1082
00:42:11,322 --> 00:42:15,785
♪ Gonna get fucked up,
sugar... r
1083
00:42:15,952 --> 00:42:18,705
Better get that damn light
out of my eye.
1084
00:42:20,289 --> 00:42:22,291
-(SOFTLY) Goof er.
- Yeah?
1085
00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:24,961
- EDWARDS: Hey. Goof er.
-(SNORTING) Mmm-hmm.
1086
00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:27,255
(CONTINUES SNORTING)
1087
00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:29,090
EDWARDS: Ugh. God.
1088
00:42:29,257 --> 00:42:31,592
- Ahem. Are you kidding me?
-(GRUNTS)
1089
00:42:31,759 --> 00:42:35,805
Do you have some sugar
for Goof er, friend? (CHUCKLES)
1090
00:42:35,972 --> 00:42:37,432
I just want to know
what you know
1091
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:38,975
about the Happytime murders.
1092
00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:41,144
Oh, Goof er give you
happy time.
1093
00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:45,815
For 5O cents, I'll suck
your dick. (CHUCKLES)
1094
00:42:45,982 --> 00:42:47,108
Well, it's a great price.
1095
00:42:47,275 --> 00:42:49,444
It makes me wish
I had a dick for you to suck.
1096
00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:53,239
Yeah. I'm gonna, um,
take that as a yes.
1097
00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:54,699
-(SNORES)
- God damn it!
1098
00:42:54,866 --> 00:42:57,577
-(GASPS)
- Do not come at me like that.
1099
00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,412
Do you want me to go
for my gun?
1100
00:42:59,579 --> 00:43:03,791
No. Unless you're talking
about your penis.
1101
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,209
Then maybe.
1102
00:43:05,376 --> 00:43:06,961
Hey, you don't come
at me like that.
1103
00:43:07,128 --> 00:43:10,256
For 5O cents,
Goof er will give you a felty.
1104
00:43:10,423 --> 00:43:11,924
A felty? No.
1105
00:43:12,091 --> 00:43:15,261
I'll give you what I call
the "Continental Hot Sock."
1106
00:43:15,428 --> 00:43:17,680
I don't want
anything hot from you.
1107
00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:20,183
I will need
a gallon of kombucha
1108
00:43:20,349 --> 00:43:21,726
and some oatmeal.
1109
00:43:21,893 --> 00:43:23,603
- No.
- It's only 5O cents.
1110
00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:24,979
Just answer my question.
1111
00:43:25,146 --> 00:43:26,606
What do you know
about the Happytime murders?
1112
00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:29,025
They're married. The wife.
1113
00:43:29,192 --> 00:43:32,195
Married? Whose wife?
What did you say?
1114
00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:33,654
The wife. Where?
1115
00:43:33,821 --> 00:43:35,740
Yeah. You've got it.
The wife of who?
1116
00:43:35,907 --> 00:43:37,533
You're my wife?
1117
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:38,868
I don't remember
getting married,
1118
00:43:39,035 --> 00:43:41,329
but you're pretty cute
for a fella in a suit.
1119
00:43:41,496 --> 00:43:44,999
I said "wife" because you said
"wife". Are you saying wife?
1120
00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:47,502
The wife! (GASPS)
1121
00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,587
(SNORES)
1122
00:43:49,754 --> 00:43:51,088
(SIGHS)
1123
00:43:51,255 --> 00:43:53,257
(SOFTLY) The Wife...
1124
00:43:55,718 --> 00:43:58,012
(CONTINUES SNORING)
1125
00:44:02,892 --> 00:44:04,435
(GAGGING) Oh!
1126
00:44:04,602 --> 00:44:06,687
I peed on that mirror.
1127
00:44:06,854 --> 00:44:10,024
You better get checked
'cause that shit is salty.
1128
00:44:10,191 --> 00:44:11,734
(GAGS)
1129
00:44:11,901 --> 00:44:13,444
JENNY: It's fine,
I know the plan.
1130
00:44:13,611 --> 00:44:16,155
I'll call you when I check
into a motel. All right?
1131
00:44:16,322 --> 00:44:18,407
- You promise?
-(CHUCKLING) Yeah. I promise.
1132
00:44:18,574 --> 00:44:20,284
I just want you to be safe.
1133
00:44:21,619 --> 00:44:24,080
Do you remember the first time
you ever walked me to my car?
1134
00:44:24,247 --> 00:44:25,873
Of course I do.
1135
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,500
It was the first time we met.
1136
00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:30,878
Larry's birthday at the, uh...
1137
00:44:31,045 --> 00:44:32,463
- The Formosa.
- The Formosa. (CHUCKLES)
1138
00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:33,756
Yeah.
1139
00:44:33,923 --> 00:44:35,758
Yeah, you were so sweet.
1140
00:44:35,925 --> 00:44:38,553
Making sure I was safe.
1141
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,847
Well, I'd never met anyone
like you before.
1142
00:44:42,765 --> 00:44:46,644
You ever feel like
me and you should, um...
1143
00:44:49,772 --> 00:44:51,607
...start over?
1144
00:44:53,067 --> 00:44:54,861
Oh, Jenny, I'm poison.
1145
00:44:55,027 --> 00:44:57,780
I poisoned me and you,
I poisoned my career.
1146
00:44:57,947 --> 00:45:00,074
Hell, I poisoned
every good puppet's chance
1147
00:45:00,241 --> 00:45:01,534
of ever becoming a cop.
1148
00:45:01,701 --> 00:45:03,661
- That wasn't your fault.
- It doesn't matter.
1149
00:45:03,828 --> 00:45:08,165
I still feel sick about it
every goddamn day.
1150
00:45:10,543 --> 00:45:14,755
Every poison has an antidote.
1151
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:18,843
(SWEET MUSIC)
1152
00:45:25,099 --> 00:45:26,642
Good night, Phil Philips.
1153
00:45:26,809 --> 00:45:28,728
Good night, Jenny.
1154
00:45:32,565 --> 00:45:34,734
Yeah, it was great
seeing Jenny again,
1155
00:45:34,901 --> 00:45:36,485
reminded me that somewhere
1156
00:45:36,652 --> 00:45:38,738
in my stuffing-filled chest
was still a...
1157
00:45:38,905 --> 00:45:40,948
-(EXPLOSION)
-(GASPING)
1158
00:45:41,115 --> 00:45:43,367
No! Oh!
1159
00:45:45,745 --> 00:45:47,330
- Jenny!
-(SIRENS BLARING)
1160
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,251
(GRUNTING)
1161
00:45:52,418 --> 00:45:53,878
Ah, shit, shit, shit.
1162
00:45:54,045 --> 00:45:55,046
COP: Freeze, Philips!
1163
00:45:55,212 --> 00:45:56,297
PHIL: My head was spinning.
1164
00:45:56,464 --> 00:45:58,132
Larry, Jenny -
everyone in this world
1165
00:45:58,299 --> 00:46:00,176
I care about was
getting knocked off.
1166
00:46:00,343 --> 00:46:01,469
I just needed to lay low,
1167
00:46:01,636 --> 00:46:03,304
and as much as I hated
to admit it...
1168
00:46:03,471 --> 00:46:04,639
Edwards?
1169
00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:06,641
...there was only
one place I could go.
1170
00:46:07,934 --> 00:46:09,810
- Oh, dear God!
-(DOOR CLOSES)
1171
00:46:09,977 --> 00:46:12,146
She's a complete sugar smack.
1172
00:46:12,313 --> 00:46:14,106
You awake?
1173
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,278
-(SNORING)
- Oh, no.
1174
00:46:20,488 --> 00:46:22,281
(GRUNTS)
1175
00:46:24,241 --> 00:46:26,994
(GENTLE MUSIC)
1176
00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:52,937
(MUSIC DARKENS)
1177
00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:56,357
Drop the fucking gun!
1178
00:46:56,524 --> 00:46:58,150
Drop your gun,
or I'm gonna fucking kill her!
1179
00:46:58,317 --> 00:46:59,360
Take the fucking shot, Phil!
1180
00:46:59,527 --> 00:47:00,695
PHIL: Need a clean shot.
1181
00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:01,988
You're a puppet, not a fleshy.
1182
00:47:02,154 --> 00:47:03,823
- Why you messing with me?
- Take the fucking shot!
1183
00:47:03,990 --> 00:47:04,949
Take the shot, Phil!
1184
00:47:05,116 --> 00:47:06,617
PHIL: Bye-bye, puppet-
1185
00:47:16,919 --> 00:47:19,130
Daddy! Daddy!
1186
00:47:19,296 --> 00:47:21,173
(GRUNTS)
1187
00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:22,591
(GUNSHOT)
1188
00:47:22,758 --> 00:47:24,343
No, no, no, no, no!
1189
00:47:28,139 --> 00:47:29,807
(GROANING)
1190
00:47:31,017 --> 00:47:32,351
No! Daddy!
1191
00:47:32,518 --> 00:47:33,978
PHIL: Multiple shots fired.
1192
00:47:34,145 --> 00:47:36,564
Civilian casualty and officer
down. Sixth and Grand.
1193
00:47:36,731 --> 00:47:39,150
Edwards! Jesus Christ.
1194
00:47:39,316 --> 00:47:40,985
What the fuck, Phil?
How could you miss him?
1195
00:47:41,152 --> 00:47:42,361
I'm sorry, I choked.
1196
00:47:42,528 --> 00:47:43,738
You're gonna be all right.
1197
00:47:43,904 --> 00:47:45,406
-(GROANING)
- Hey, hey, hang on.
1198
00:47:45,573 --> 00:47:46,824
You just hang on,
you understand?
1199
00:47:46,991 --> 00:47:48,284
Hey!
1200
00:47:48,451 --> 00:47:51,537
A little help here!
Can you get me some help?
1201
00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:53,998
Out of the way, incoming.
1202
00:47:54,165 --> 00:47:55,458
Dr. Trevor, we have a fleshy
1203
00:47:55,624 --> 00:47:56,876
with a bullet wound
through the liver.
1204
00:47:57,043 --> 00:47:58,252
DR. TREVOR: Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
1205
00:47:58,419 --> 00:48:00,129
- What are you doing?
- She's been shot.
1206
00:48:00,296 --> 00:48:02,840
No, no, no, we don't treat
humans here.
1207
00:48:03,007 --> 00:48:04,592
We only have parts
for puppets.
1208
00:48:04,759 --> 00:48:05,885
She's dying, Doc.
1209
00:48:06,052 --> 00:48:08,137
I'm sorry, I cannot do
anything about it.
1210
00:48:08,304 --> 00:48:09,722
It's unethical.
1211
00:48:11,265 --> 00:48:12,141
(GASPS)
1212
00:48:12,308 --> 00:48:13,559
You're gonna save
my partner's life,
1213
00:48:13,726 --> 00:48:15,561
or you're gonna die trying.
1214
00:48:15,728 --> 00:48:17,396
(DISTANT VOICE) Wake up!
1215
00:48:17,563 --> 00:48:19,356
Phil, wake up.
1216
00:48:19,523 --> 00:48:21,150
- ALL: Wake up, Phil!
- Wake up!
1217
00:48:21,317 --> 00:48:22,568
- Wakey-wakey!
- Wake up, Phil!
1218
00:48:22,735 --> 00:48:25,112
Wake up, Phil. Wake up, Phil!
1219
00:48:25,279 --> 00:48:27,156
- Phil, wake up!
- Hey, hey.
1220
00:48:29,033 --> 00:48:31,786
What? Did you fucking
break into my house?
1221
00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:33,079
Oh.
1222
00:48:33,245 --> 00:48:36,332
I, uh... I had
nowhere else to go.
1223
00:48:36,499 --> 00:48:38,584
And, uh...
1224
00:48:39,627 --> 00:48:41,295
...Jenny's dead.
1225
00:48:41,462 --> 00:48:43,297
What?
1226
00:48:43,464 --> 00:48:46,050
Yeah. They think I did it.
1227
00:48:47,384 --> 00:48:49,011
(SIGHS) Oh, fuck.
1228
00:48:49,178 --> 00:48:50,888
Fuck.
1229
00:48:55,142 --> 00:48:56,685
I'm sorry, Phil.
1230
00:48:56,852 --> 00:48:57,937
Yeah.
1231
00:48:58,104 --> 00:48:59,730
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1232
00:49:03,109 --> 00:49:05,319
- Did you clean my apartment?
- Yeah.
1233
00:49:05,486 --> 00:49:07,488
- You got a problem with that?
- It's just weird.
1234
00:49:07,655 --> 00:49:08,948
It's like stealing
somebody's car
1235
00:49:09,115 --> 00:49:10,950
just so you can put
new fucking tires on it.
1236
00:49:11,117 --> 00:49:12,368
I don't know how to take this.
1237
00:49:12,535 --> 00:49:14,453
-(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
- You gonna get that or what?
1238
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:16,372
Edwards.
1239
00:49:16,539 --> 00:49:18,916
By the way, you sleep
with your mouth wide open.
1240
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:20,584
Like this.
1241
00:49:20,751 --> 00:49:22,795
-(MOUTHS)
- Who sleeps like that?
1242
00:49:22,962 --> 00:49:24,255
Uh, um...
1243
00:49:24,421 --> 00:49:26,048
(STAMMERS) Yeah,
I just saw Goof er last night.
1244
00:49:26,215 --> 00:49:27,216
What? Who is this?
1245
00:49:27,383 --> 00:49:29,593
Uh-huh. Philips?
1246
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,011
-(WHISPERS) What?
- No.
1247
00:49:31,178 --> 00:49:33,305
It's just this doesn't sound
like something Phil...
1248
00:49:33,472 --> 00:49:35,266
- PHIL: Who is it?
- Yes, sir. (SNAPS FINGERS)
1249
00:49:35,432 --> 00:49:36,725
- Crystal clear.
- Oh, shit.
1250
00:49:36,892 --> 00:49:38,894
Uh, I... No.
I haven't seen him.
1251
00:49:39,061 --> 00:49:40,354
No. Yes, sir.
1252
00:49:40,521 --> 00:49:42,148
- Is it the lieutenant?
- Yes, sir.
1253
00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:45,776
What? What? What?
1254
00:49:45,943 --> 00:49:47,611
Goofer's washed up.
1255
00:49:47,778 --> 00:49:49,446
Literally.
1256
00:49:49,613 --> 00:49:50,990
Shit.
1257
00:49:56,495 --> 00:49:59,540
Looks like a pretty classic
smash and splash.
1258
00:49:59,707 --> 00:50:01,917
Beat his head in,
threw him off the pier.
1259
00:50:02,084 --> 00:50:04,795
Man, I thought
he smelled bad alive.
1260
00:50:04,962 --> 00:50:06,088
You guys might wanna
look away.
1261
00:50:06,255 --> 00:50:08,174
This will not be pretty.
1262
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:10,092
- Ah, Christ.
-(BANNING GROANS)
1263
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,095
(OFFICER GRUNTS)
1264
00:50:13,262 --> 00:50:15,222
Edwards, is your history
with Philips
1265
00:50:15,389 --> 00:50:16,557
gonna be a problem here?
1266
00:50:16,724 --> 00:50:17,892
No, it's not.
1267
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:20,186
If he did it,
I'll bring him in myself.
1268
00:50:20,352 --> 00:50:22,730
If he makes any contact,
I wanna know immediately.
1269
00:50:24,815 --> 00:50:26,108
What's in the cooler?
1270
00:50:26,275 --> 00:50:27,568
EDWARDS: My lunch.
1271
00:50:27,735 --> 00:50:29,737
I get very hungry
for cold foods.
1272
00:50:29,904 --> 00:50:31,363
OFFICER: Okay.
1273
00:50:31,530 --> 00:50:33,866
There we go.
1274
00:50:35,367 --> 00:50:36,744
EDWARDS: God,
I hate the beach.
1275
00:50:39,038 --> 00:50:40,331
(GRUNTS)
1276
00:50:40,497 --> 00:50:42,208
(SIGHS)
1277
00:50:43,334 --> 00:50:47,129
You know, that Agent Campbell
is a real douchebag.
1278
00:50:47,296 --> 00:50:49,048
(GASPING)
1279
00:50:49,215 --> 00:50:50,925
You trying to asphyxiate me?
1280
00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:53,427
Hey, I said a backpack,
you said the cooler. So...
1281
00:50:53,594 --> 00:50:56,138
Yeah. I said a cooler
with holes. There's no holes.
1282
00:50:58,682 --> 00:51:00,267
- A wife, huh?
-(ENGINE STARTS)
1283
00:51:00,434 --> 00:51:02,311
So, it's gotta be
Ezra and Cara.
1284
00:51:02,478 --> 00:51:03,979
Yeah, why don't we
pay a little visit
1285
00:51:04,146 --> 00:51:05,856
to those creepy
kissing cousins?
1286
00:51:06,023 --> 00:51:08,484
All right, let's go. Wanna help
me get the hell out of here?
1287
00:51:08,651 --> 00:51:10,319
- Yeah. All right, don't worry.
- Jesus Christ.
1288
00:51:10,486 --> 00:51:12,655
I think you might have done
some irreparable damage.
1289
00:51:12,821 --> 00:51:14,240
That's my neck. (GAGS)
1290
00:51:14,406 --> 00:51:16,075
Well, let me just...
I'm gonna try something.
1291
00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:17,451
PHIL: Go ahead.
1292
00:51:17,618 --> 00:51:18,786
(YELPING) That's my balls!
1293
00:51:18,953 --> 00:51:19,995
- What are you doing?
- Oh, God!
1294
00:51:20,162 --> 00:51:21,622
Jesus Christ!
- I thought it was your shoe.
1295
00:51:21,789 --> 00:51:23,332
(WHIMPERS)
1296
00:51:23,499 --> 00:51:25,876
God damn it.
There you go, there you go.
1297
00:51:26,043 --> 00:51:27,419
- PHIL: Okay, okay.
- Attaboy, attaboy.
1298
00:51:27,586 --> 00:51:28,587
It's like a fucking birth.
1299
00:51:28,754 --> 00:51:31,465
SONG". X People want
my power... F
1300
00:51:31,632 --> 00:51:33,092
PHIL: Ezra and Cara.
1301
00:51:33,259 --> 00:51:36,136
The kissing cousins hadn't made
a public appearance in years.
1302
00:51:36,303 --> 00:51:37,763
They moved out
to the middle of nowhere,
1303
00:51:37,930 --> 00:51:39,223
had a couple of kids,
1304
00:51:39,390 --> 00:51:41,016
which is fucked up,
if you ask me.
1305
00:51:41,183 --> 00:51:42,851
But it was a two-hour drive,
1306
00:51:43,018 --> 00:51:44,395
and Edwards had gone
moody as shit,
1307
00:51:44,561 --> 00:51:46,438
which didn't make the time
go any faster.
1308
00:51:46,605 --> 00:51:48,148
You're quiet.
1309
00:51:48,315 --> 00:51:50,025
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)
1310
00:51:50,192 --> 00:51:51,777
What, did you take
a vow of silence?
1311
00:51:51,944 --> 00:51:53,112
What, are you a monk now?
1312
00:51:53,279 --> 00:51:54,822
No, I'm not a monk.
1313
00:51:56,448 --> 00:51:57,950
(SIGHS)
1314
00:51:58,117 --> 00:52:00,786
Actually, I don't know
what the hell I am anymore.
1315
00:52:00,953 --> 00:52:02,830
What are you talking about?
1316
00:52:02,997 --> 00:52:04,581
Well, what am I?
1317
00:52:04,748 --> 00:52:06,750
Am I a human? Am I a puppet?
1318
00:52:08,210 --> 00:52:09,628
Truth is, I'm neither.
1319
00:52:09,795 --> 00:52:11,964
I'm just scratching
and clawing
1320
00:52:12,131 --> 00:52:14,717
from one sugar fix
to the next.
1321
00:52:14,883 --> 00:52:17,511
Neither side wants me,
and I don't blame 'em.
1322
00:52:18,679 --> 00:52:20,347
(MUMBLES) I'm, um...
1323
00:52:20,514 --> 00:52:22,433
I'm sorry.
1324
00:52:26,395 --> 00:52:28,731
I'm sorry I missed that day.
1325
00:52:30,107 --> 00:52:31,650
I'm sorry I shot
the wrong guy.
1326
00:52:31,817 --> 00:52:34,987
I'm... I'm sorry
a little girl lost her father.
1327
00:52:38,657 --> 00:52:41,035
I'm sorry you're struggling.
1328
00:52:45,122 --> 00:52:48,000
But I'm glad
you're still here.
1329
00:52:49,710 --> 00:52:53,380
('THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR'
PLAYS ON CAR STEREO)
1330
00:52:55,591 --> 00:52:57,009
What the fuck is this?
1331
00:52:58,052 --> 00:52:59,470
What? What are you
asking me for?
1332
00:52:59,636 --> 00:53:01,305
- Turn that shit off.
- You're making fun of me?
1333
00:53:01,472 --> 00:53:03,515
It's your car,
it's on your radio.
1334
00:53:03,682 --> 00:53:04,808
I didn't put it on.
1335
00:53:04,975 --> 00:53:06,435
- It says right there.
- Well, it's not your...
1336
00:53:06,602 --> 00:53:08,771
It says. Look. "Paired with
Edwards' phone," or something.
1337
00:53:08,937 --> 00:53:10,439
- Look.
- I don't even have that...
1338
00:53:10,606 --> 00:53:12,483
- Turn it off.
-...song in my...
1339
00:53:12,649 --> 00:53:14,276
- I will turn it off!
- Why won't these work?
1340
00:53:14,443 --> 00:53:16,945
Turn it off! It's like
a tampon commercial in here.
1341
00:53:17,112 --> 00:53:18,489
Stop yelling at me!
You know what?
1342
00:53:18,655 --> 00:53:20,115
- How many pockets do you...
-(COCKS GUN)
1343
00:53:20,282 --> 00:53:21,992
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1344
00:53:22,159 --> 00:53:23,327
Jesus Christ!
1345
00:53:23,494 --> 00:53:25,245
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- EDWARDS: You wanted it off?
1346
00:53:25,412 --> 00:53:26,914
Now it's off.
1347
00:53:28,082 --> 00:53:29,249
(EDWARDS PANTING)
1348
00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:32,878
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1349
00:53:33,045 --> 00:53:34,505
What the... You fucking shot...
1350
00:53:34,671 --> 00:53:36,048
You shot your fucking radio!
1351
00:53:36,215 --> 00:53:37,549
Whoo, I shot my radio.
1352
00:53:37,716 --> 00:53:38,967
You're out of
your fucking mind.
1353
00:53:39,134 --> 00:53:40,177
Oh, I feel better.
1354
00:53:40,344 --> 00:53:41,595
(LAUGHING)
1355
00:53:41,762 --> 00:53:42,888
- EDWARDS: Oh, my God!
- Oh, Christ.
1356
00:53:43,055 --> 00:53:44,598
- There's my phone.
- What?
1357
00:53:44,765 --> 00:53:46,767
You know what?
Yeah, that was me.
1358
00:53:56,985 --> 00:53:59,071
(BIRDS CAWING)
1359
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:13,544
Looks like we beat the rush.
1360
00:54:13,710 --> 00:54:15,504
Yeah, well, they killed
the whole gang.
1361
00:54:15,671 --> 00:54:17,673
They're not coming out
without a fight.
1362
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,341
Well, let's give 'em one,
paflnen
1363
00:54:19,508 --> 00:54:21,593
- Partner?
- Shut up.
1364
00:54:24,012 --> 00:54:26,223
Here. Better safe than dead.
1365
00:54:26,390 --> 00:54:28,976
What? You still have this?
1366
00:54:29,143 --> 00:54:30,144
I'm a bit of a hoarder.
1367
00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:32,438
I think you missed me.
(CHUCKLES)
1368
00:54:41,905 --> 00:54:44,992
(LOUD SCREAMING)
1369
00:54:45,159 --> 00:54:46,326
All right,
I'll take the front.
1370
00:54:46,493 --> 00:54:48,162
I'll take the back.
Meet you in the middle.
1371
00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:50,539
Yep. Just like old times.
1372
00:54:59,715 --> 00:55:01,216
(DOOR CREAKING)
1373
00:55:01,383 --> 00:55:03,093
-(LOUD SCREAM)
-(GASPS)
1374
00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:05,637
(DOOR CLOSES)
1375
00:55:05,804 --> 00:55:09,266
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1376
00:55:15,272 --> 00:55:17,316
-(LOUD SCREAMING)
- Damn it.
1377
00:55:19,067 --> 00:55:20,360
All right, I'll huff...
1378
00:55:20,527 --> 00:55:23,113
And I'll puff, and I'll blow
your fucking door down!
1379
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,573
(BOTH GRUNT)
1380
00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:35,751
(LOUD SCREAMING)
1381
00:55:42,758 --> 00:55:44,676
-(SCREAMING)
- Shh,shh.
1382
00:55:44,843 --> 00:55:47,554
(WHISPERING) Hey. Hey, where
is your mommy and daddy?
1383
00:55:47,721 --> 00:55:49,681
(SCREAMS)
1384
00:55:50,724 --> 00:55:52,643
That's why you don't swim
in your own gene pool.
1385
00:55:54,728 --> 00:55:57,272
(WHISPERS) They don't have
a fucking chance.
1386
00:55:58,565 --> 00:56:00,567
What was that?
What the hell did you see?
1387
00:56:00,734 --> 00:56:02,569
We gotta call child services.
1388
00:56:02,736 --> 00:56:04,530
What?
1389
00:56:04,696 --> 00:56:06,823
It's like
Children of the Corn.
1390
00:56:06,990 --> 00:56:09,451
You want chili with corn?
1391
00:56:09,618 --> 00:56:11,870
What? What the fuck
is "chili porn"?
1392
00:56:12,037 --> 00:56:13,705
What?
1393
00:56:13,872 --> 00:56:15,499
I can't read your lips,
you're a fucking puppet.
1394
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,793
What the fuck... I don't even
know what you're talking about!
1395
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,504
All I'm seeing is that
you look like a cloth vagina.
1396
00:56:20,671 --> 00:56:22,130
I'm not whispering, I'm not...
1397
00:56:22,297 --> 00:56:24,383
(LOUDLY) Ezra? Cara?
1398
00:56:24,550 --> 00:56:25,884
We got you surrounded.
1399
00:56:26,051 --> 00:56:27,427
LAPD!
1400
00:56:27,594 --> 00:56:29,179
Nobody has to get hurt.
1401
00:56:29,346 --> 00:56:32,224
Don't make this harder
than it has to be.
1402
00:56:38,689 --> 00:56:40,649
-(FLIES BUZZING)
- Oh, no.
1403
00:56:40,816 --> 00:56:42,526
Jesus... (GRUNTS)
1404
00:56:42,693 --> 00:56:44,403
Edwards!
1405
00:56:50,409 --> 00:56:52,035
- AGENT CAMPBELL: Freeze!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1406
00:56:52,202 --> 00:56:53,495
-(GUNS COCKING)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1407
00:56:53,662 --> 00:56:54,955
AGENT CAMPBELL:
Freeze, Philips!
1408
00:56:55,122 --> 00:56:57,916
You guys got this all wrong.
The killer's getting away.
1409
00:56:58,083 --> 00:56:59,459
Put the weapon down!
1410
00:56:59,626 --> 00:57:02,838
- Drop the weapon!
- Okay. I'm dropping it.
1411
00:57:03,005 --> 00:57:04,423
Oh, shitcakes.
1412
00:57:04,590 --> 00:57:06,300
Edwards! Drop the weapon!
1413
00:57:07,342 --> 00:57:09,303
Put the weapon down!
1414
00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:11,388
- Drop the weapon!
- I did!
1415
00:57:11,555 --> 00:57:13,098
- Now!
- What?
1416
00:57:13,265 --> 00:57:15,142
Somebody want to help out
Stevie Ray Vaughan here?
1417
00:57:15,309 --> 00:57:16,685
'Cause he's obviously
fucking blind.
1418
00:57:16,852 --> 00:57:18,520
Stevie Ray Vaughan
is not blind.
1419
00:57:18,687 --> 00:57:20,230
- PHIL: Jesus Christ.
- Asshole says what?
1420
00:57:20,397 --> 00:57:23,317
- What?
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1421
00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:24,860
This is my last warning.
1422
00:57:25,027 --> 00:57:26,737
- Put the weapon down!
- It is dropped.
1423
00:57:26,903 --> 00:57:28,780
- She dropped it.
- It's on the fucking ground!
1424
00:57:29,865 --> 00:57:32,034
Oh. Sorry.
1425
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,702
Go arrest 'em.
1426
00:57:33,869 --> 00:57:36,204
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1427
00:57:38,415 --> 00:57:40,042
(EXHALING)
1428
00:57:47,132 --> 00:57:49,426
You can't actually like me
for these murders.
1429
00:57:49,593 --> 00:57:51,470
We like you very much
for these murders.
1430
00:57:51,637 --> 00:57:52,846
What's my motive?
1431
00:57:53,013 --> 00:57:55,599
The reason most men
do stupid things. A woman.
1432
00:57:57,976 --> 00:58:00,020
Enjoy the show.
1433
00:58:00,187 --> 00:58:01,855
PHIL: What the hell
is she doing here?
1434
00:58:02,022 --> 00:58:03,398
EDWARDS: Who is that?
1435
00:58:03,565 --> 00:58:05,942
It's Sandra White.
She's one of my clients.
1436
00:58:06,109 --> 00:58:07,653
Actually her name
is Sandra Peterson.
1437
00:58:07,819 --> 00:58:10,072
She walked into the federal
building this morning
1438
00:58:10,238 --> 00:58:12,699
and said you murdered
her wife, Jenny Peterson.
1439
00:58:12,866 --> 00:58:14,326
Hey, I didn't murder anybody.
1440
00:58:14,493 --> 00:58:16,495
EDWARDS: I didn't know
Jenny was even married.
1441
00:58:16,662 --> 00:58:18,914
- Neither did I.
- Let's listen in.
1442
00:58:19,081 --> 00:58:21,208
Well, he said that
he killed them.
1443
00:58:21,375 --> 00:58:23,251
The entire Happytime Gang.
1444
00:58:23,418 --> 00:58:24,753
- Even his own brother.
- W hat?
1445
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,380
AGENT CAMPBELL:
And why would he do that?
1446
00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:27,798
We've been having an affair,
1447
00:58:27,964 --> 00:58:29,591
and he wanted
to run away together.
1448
00:58:29,758 --> 00:58:31,218
He said he killed them all
1449
00:58:31,385 --> 00:58:33,053
so that I would get
my wife Jenny's share,
1450
00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:34,638
and then I'd be rich,
1451
00:58:34,805 --> 00:58:36,848
and he could have me
all to himself.
1452
00:58:37,015 --> 00:58:38,684
I should've kept
my fuzzy blue in my pants.
1453
00:58:38,850 --> 00:58:39,810
Shut up, Phil.
1454
00:58:39,976 --> 00:58:43,063
And how long had you been
having this affair?
1455
00:58:43,230 --> 00:58:44,523
Months.
1456
00:58:44,690 --> 00:58:46,817
We'd rendezvous at his office.
1457
00:58:46,983 --> 00:58:49,695
I saw you there, remember?
1458
00:58:54,116 --> 00:58:56,952
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Just like the French.
1459
00:58:57,119 --> 00:58:58,120
(EXHALES)
1460
00:58:58,286 --> 00:58:59,663
Well, I guess now we know
1461
00:58:59,830 --> 00:59:02,249
the purple carpet
doesn't match the drapes.
1462
00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:05,544
- I think we've heard enough.
- What? This is a setup.
1463
00:59:05,711 --> 00:59:07,421
Sandra White came
to me as a client
1464
00:59:07,587 --> 00:59:08,964
and sent me to that
porno shop.
1465
00:59:09,131 --> 00:59:10,507
She orchestrated
the whole thing.
1466
00:59:10,674 --> 00:59:11,883
BANNING: (SIGHS) Jesus, Phil.
1467
00:59:12,050 --> 00:59:13,802
You were there
when every member
1468
00:59:13,969 --> 00:59:16,263
of The Happytime Gang
was murdered.
1469
00:59:16,430 --> 00:59:18,515
- My hands are tied.
- PHIL: Lieutenant, come on.
1470
00:59:18,682 --> 00:59:19,975
Get him out of here.
1471
00:59:20,142 --> 00:59:21,601
- Lieutenant, what are you doing?
- Come on with...
1472
00:59:21,768 --> 00:59:23,145
No, this is ridiculous. Come on.
1473
00:59:24,271 --> 00:59:26,440
Okay. All right.
All right, tough guy.
1474
00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:28,900
Come on, guys. You don't really
have to cuff him, do you?
1475
00:59:29,067 --> 00:59:30,527
Edwards,
you know I'm innocent.
1476
00:59:30,694 --> 00:59:32,195
Get me out of here.
1477
00:59:34,489 --> 00:59:35,866
Hey, Campbell.
1478
00:59:36,032 --> 00:59:38,076
Listen, I know that
Philips is a pain in the ass,
1479
00:59:38,243 --> 00:59:40,078
but you don't actually
like him for this, do you?
1480
00:59:40,245 --> 00:59:41,371
Philips was at
every murder scene,
1481
00:59:41,538 --> 00:59:42,998
and we have a witness
to prove it.
1482
00:59:43,165 --> 00:59:44,791
What else do you want,
Edwards?
1483
00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:47,127
You of all people going
to bat for a goddamn puppet...
1484
00:59:47,294 --> 00:59:49,087
What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
1485
00:59:49,254 --> 00:59:51,548
I'm sticking up for him
because my gut
1486
00:59:51,715 --> 00:59:53,759
is telling me
that Philips didn't do this.
1487
00:59:53,925 --> 00:59:56,178
Yeah, well, of course
your gut is saying that.
1488
00:59:56,344 --> 00:59:57,679
It's full of puppet fluff.
1489
00:59:57,846 --> 00:59:59,014
You're a fucking asshole.
1490
00:59:59,181 --> 01:00:02,017
Listen to yourself,
or is that your liver talking?
1491
01:00:02,184 --> 01:00:03,894
- You fucking...
- Hey, hey, hey!
1492
01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:05,771
Knock it off, you two!
1493
01:00:05,937 --> 01:00:07,981
EDWARDS: Eat sugar,
you fuck! Get away!
1494
01:00:08,148 --> 01:00:09,900
- Get off of me!
- JOEY: Knock it off!
1495
01:00:10,066 --> 01:00:11,777
(ALL STRUGGLING)
1496
01:00:11,943 --> 01:00:13,570
- JOEY: God, you two!
- Get off!
1497
01:00:13,737 --> 01:00:15,989
AGENT CAMPBELL: That's it!
You're done, Edwards.
1498
01:00:16,156 --> 01:00:17,449
Consider yourself suspended.
1499
01:00:17,616 --> 01:00:19,659
- Give me your badge.
- Yeah. Great. Here.
1500
01:00:19,826 --> 01:00:21,328
Fucking choke on it.
1501
01:00:21,495 --> 01:00:22,788
Fuck all of you guys.
1502
01:00:22,954 --> 01:00:24,706
Fuck you, Reith.
You know what?
1503
01:00:24,873 --> 01:00:26,333
It's my fucking charger
1504
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:28,627
that you never asked for
and you never gave back.
1505
01:00:28,794 --> 01:00:30,629
- Nice.
- You all fucking suck.
1506
01:00:30,796 --> 01:00:32,380
Yeah, yeah.
Burn every bridge. Good.
1507
01:00:32,547 --> 01:00:33,924
And you know what?
Everybody knows
1508
01:00:34,090 --> 01:00:35,467
Karen is not a real redhead.
1509
01:00:35,634 --> 01:00:36,968
- I'm a real redhead.
- No, you're not.
1510
01:00:37,135 --> 01:00:38,804
You had enough bush
coming out of your cutoffs
1511
01:00:38,970 --> 01:00:40,305
at the family picnic
1512
01:00:40,472 --> 01:00:42,682
-to fucking choke a horse.
- Jeez.
1513
01:00:42,849 --> 01:00:44,810
Carol, we never got to talk,
but you seem cool.
1514
01:00:44,976 --> 01:00:47,646
And I wish I would've
fucked you, Donnie.
1515
01:00:47,813 --> 01:00:49,648
It's not too late.
1516
01:00:51,274 --> 01:00:52,359
It's not.
1517
01:00:52,526 --> 01:00:54,820
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
1518
01:01:03,245 --> 01:01:05,956
(GASPS) Oh, God damn it!
1519
01:01:06,122 --> 01:01:08,583
How the hell
did you get in here?
1520
01:01:08,750 --> 01:01:10,710
It was actually very easy.
I just picked the lock.
1521
01:01:10,877 --> 01:01:12,462
It took me, like,
under a minute.
1522
01:01:12,629 --> 01:01:14,339
Oh, great, apparently
anybody who wants to
1523
01:01:14,506 --> 01:01:15,882
can just walk
right into my apartment.
1524
01:01:16,049 --> 01:01:17,175
- Great.
- Listen.
1525
01:01:17,342 --> 01:01:18,593
I need your help to save him.
1526
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:22,514
Do you know what they'll do
to a puppet ex-cop in prison?
1527
01:01:22,681 --> 01:01:24,432
They will tear out
all of his stuffing
1528
01:01:24,599 --> 01:01:28,019
and fill him back up
with rice pilaf.
1529
01:01:29,312 --> 01:01:32,107
- And then they'll fuck it.
- Okay, just...
1530
01:01:32,274 --> 01:01:33,733
They fuck that rice pilaf
1531
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,443
until it's more like
a mashed potato.
1532
01:01:35,610 --> 01:01:37,070
Okay.
1533
01:01:37,237 --> 01:01:39,322
It's a term they call
"pilafing."
1534
01:01:39,489 --> 01:01:42,409
All right, all right,
all right. Move.
1535
01:01:43,451 --> 01:01:45,829
You think you are the only one
thinking about this stuff?
1536
01:01:45,996 --> 01:01:47,455
I think about pilafing
all the time.
1537
01:01:47,622 --> 01:01:49,374
I'm not talking
about pilafing.
1538
01:01:49,541 --> 01:01:51,001
I've been searching public
records on Sandra White
1539
01:01:51,167 --> 01:01:52,252
and guess what I found.
1540
01:01:52,419 --> 01:01:54,754
Nothing. There is no Sandra
White before two years ago.
1541
01:01:54,921 --> 01:01:57,340
She didn't exist. Can I have
one of those bananas?
1542
01:01:57,507 --> 01:01:59,801
What? No, you can't. No!
1543
01:01:59,968 --> 01:02:02,470
And what do you mean, she
didn't exist? Everybody exists.
1544
01:02:02,637 --> 01:02:04,431
Social Security numbers,
tax records.
1545
01:02:04,598 --> 01:02:06,057
Nada.
1546
01:02:06,224 --> 01:02:08,852
But I tailed her to a rat trap
of an apartment in Hollywood.
1547
01:02:09,936 --> 01:02:11,479
What's she doing
in a Hollywood apartment?
1548
01:02:11,646 --> 01:02:13,315
She's got a big place
up in the Palisades.
1549
01:02:13,481 --> 01:02:15,692
You know what? I don't care
and I don't wanna know.
1550
01:02:15,859 --> 01:02:17,569
And you shouldn't be
following people, Bubbles.
1551
01:02:17,736 --> 01:02:18,945
It's dangerous.
1552
01:02:19,112 --> 01:02:21,907
We're the only people in
the world that can save Phil.
1553
01:02:22,073 --> 01:02:24,534
And I can't do it by myself
1554
01:02:24,701 --> 01:02:26,161
'cause I wear heels.
1555
01:02:26,328 --> 01:02:28,413
I occasionally wear heels.
1556
01:02:28,580 --> 01:02:30,248
I don't think so.
1557
01:02:31,291 --> 01:02:32,876
Come on.
1558
01:02:34,628 --> 01:02:36,546
Oh, shitcakes.
1559
01:02:38,590 --> 01:02:41,176
Yeah...! No.
1560
01:02:43,637 --> 01:02:44,930
(WHISPERS) Here.
1561
01:02:46,056 --> 01:02:48,850
(WHISPERING) Okay,
I see it. I see the number.
1562
01:02:49,017 --> 01:02:50,602
(RINGS DOORBELL)
1563
01:02:56,149 --> 01:02:57,901
I don't think anybody's there.
1564
01:02:58,068 --> 01:02:59,819
All right,
I'm gonna get us in.
1565
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,489
What the fuck are you doing
with the banana?
1566
01:03:02,656 --> 01:03:03,865
I got it from your apartment.
1567
01:03:04,032 --> 01:03:06,242
Jesus, put it away.
I'm gonna get us in.
1568
01:03:07,285 --> 01:03:09,204
- Just watch for me.
- No, no, no.
1569
01:03:09,371 --> 01:03:11,414
Move out of the way.
You're so dramatic.
1570
01:03:13,291 --> 01:03:15,043
EDWARDS: What, do you rob
houses on the weekends?
1571
01:03:15,210 --> 01:03:16,962
BUBBLES: Shh!
1572
01:03:18,713 --> 01:03:19,839
Impressive.
1573
01:03:20,006 --> 01:03:22,634
Well, a girl's
got to be resourceful.
1574
01:03:22,801 --> 01:03:24,386
Come in. Shut the door.
1575
01:03:27,973 --> 01:03:29,557
Okay.
1576
01:03:31,393 --> 01:03:33,061
Something doesn't feel right.
1577
01:03:33,228 --> 01:03:34,688
I'm not buying that
two women live here.
1578
01:03:34,854 --> 01:03:36,439
I'm not buying
that anybody lives here.
1579
01:03:36,606 --> 01:03:39,484
There's no photos
or personal items.
1580
01:03:40,568 --> 01:03:41,861
Huh.
1581
01:03:42,028 --> 01:03:43,071
Look at this, nothing.
1582
01:03:43,238 --> 01:03:45,573
Is that the bedroom
back there?
1583
01:03:49,953 --> 01:03:51,329
It's the bathroom.
1584
01:03:53,164 --> 01:03:54,416
Bingo.
1585
01:03:54,582 --> 01:03:56,251
We got another room
back there.
1586
01:03:56,418 --> 01:03:58,545
- What?
- There's a room behind this.
1587
01:03:58,712 --> 01:04:00,964
- Help me. Come on, help me.
- This?
1588
01:04:01,131 --> 01:04:02,716
Push it. (GRUNTS)
1589
01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:04,926
- Oh, God.
- Wow!
1590
01:04:06,261 --> 01:04:07,679
Oh, boy, that's creepy.
1591
01:04:07,846 --> 01:04:09,931
You don't see that every day.
1592
01:04:14,227 --> 01:04:16,354
Okay, stand back. Stand back.
I'm going to get us in.
1593
01:04:16,521 --> 01:04:17,731
- I don't need...
- I got it.
1594
01:04:17,897 --> 01:04:19,482
I've got it. I've got it.
1595
01:04:20,734 --> 01:04:21,776
(GRUNTS)
1596
01:04:21,943 --> 01:04:23,945
-(GROANING)
- Oh.
1597
01:04:24,112 --> 01:04:26,573
Oh, I blew my hymen.
1598
01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:28,491
Ah, that looks really painful.
1599
01:04:28,658 --> 01:04:30,910
Ooh, my under-chassis.
1600
01:04:31,077 --> 01:04:33,496
I'm gonna have to ice myjunk.
1601
01:04:33,663 --> 01:04:34,873
(EXHALES)
1602
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,585
Oh, that was relatively easier
than the other one.
1603
01:04:38,752 --> 01:04:42,505
Okay. Wait, wait... Okay.
1604
01:04:42,672 --> 01:04:44,299
(WHISPERING) Okay, stand...
Can you please give me...
1605
01:04:44,466 --> 01:04:46,092
- I'm so sorry.
- Don't hold my...
1606
01:04:46,259 --> 01:04:47,552
I won't. I won't.
1607
01:04:47,719 --> 01:04:49,095
God, you're so... You're...
1608
01:04:49,262 --> 01:04:50,805
- I'm so...
- Stop touching me.
1609
01:04:50,972 --> 01:04:52,974
- I'm so nervous.
- Stop touching me.
1610
01:05:02,984 --> 01:05:04,527
BUBBLES: Oh, my God.
1611
01:05:04,694 --> 01:05:07,113
EDWARDS: We've got ourselves
a good old-fashioned nutjob.
1612
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,991
BUBBLES: Jeez,
this must have taken years.
1613
01:05:10,158 --> 01:05:12,077
This is one sick fuck.
1614
01:05:12,243 --> 01:05:13,703
She's got them all.
1615
01:05:13,870 --> 01:05:15,497
(BUBBLES GASPS)
1616
01:05:15,663 --> 01:05:18,500
Detective Edwards, look.
1617
01:05:19,626 --> 01:05:22,712
Why, she's got a real sweet
spot for our boy Phil, huh?
1618
01:05:22,879 --> 01:05:25,173
Oh, poor Mr. P.
1619
01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:28,051
- Oh, my God.
- Wait a minute.
1620
01:05:28,218 --> 01:05:30,136
BUBBLES: What a psycho.
1621
01:05:32,555 --> 01:05:34,224
What the hell's she doing
with a picture
1622
01:05:34,390 --> 01:05:36,810
of Jasper Jackabee
and his daughter?
1623
01:05:36,976 --> 01:05:40,688
BUBBLES: Purple hair
on a puppet, that's very rare.
1624
01:05:41,731 --> 01:05:42,732
Oh, my God.
1625
01:05:42,899 --> 01:05:46,778
I saw you there, remember?
1626
01:05:49,114 --> 01:05:51,324
I guess the carpet does
match the drapes.
1627
01:05:51,491 --> 01:05:53,868
(GASPS) I knew this skirt
was see-through!
1628
01:05:54,035 --> 01:05:55,411
I just don't like
wearing underwear.
1629
01:05:55,578 --> 01:05:56,955
I don't like the way it feels.
1630
01:05:57,122 --> 01:05:58,915
I'm not talking about you.
1631
01:05:59,082 --> 01:06:01,501
Sandra White
is Jackabee's daughter.
1632
01:06:01,668 --> 01:06:04,504
What a fucking psycho bitch.
1633
01:06:04,671 --> 01:06:06,548
This room is like
a signed confession from her.
1634
01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:08,842
It also proves that
Phil is innocent.
1635
01:06:09,008 --> 01:06:10,426
We got her.
1636
01:06:10,593 --> 01:06:12,971
- BUBBLES: "Play me"?
- No, no, no! Don't touch it!
1637
01:06:13,138 --> 01:06:14,806
SANDRA: Ka-fucking-boom!
1638
01:06:14,973 --> 01:06:16,432
- BUBBLES: Oh, my God!
- Get out!
1639
01:06:16,599 --> 01:06:18,518
- Go, go, go!
-(SCREAMING)
1640
01:06:21,980 --> 01:06:23,690
(GRUNTING)
1641
01:06:23,857 --> 01:06:25,233
(LAUGHS)
1642
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,901
You know I have
no bones, right?
1643
01:06:27,068 --> 01:06:28,987
You're basically fluffing
a pillow here. Hah!
1644
01:06:29,154 --> 01:06:30,905
-(GRUNTS)
- Knock it off.
1645
01:06:31,072 --> 01:06:32,574
Philips, you got a visitor.
1646
01:06:34,159 --> 01:06:35,952
- Le'['$
"(3lGHS)
1647
01:06:36,119 --> 01:06:38,246
EDWARDS: (CHUCKLES) All right.
1648
01:06:38,413 --> 01:06:39,497
Well, I'll see you later,
Tommy.
1649
01:06:39,664 --> 01:06:41,374
I just need five minutes.
1650
01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,919
(PHIL EXHALING)
1651
01:06:45,086 --> 01:06:47,547
Jesus Christ, Phil,
you look terrible.
1652
01:06:47,714 --> 01:06:50,508
Yeah? Well, at least
I didn't get fuckin' pilaf ed.
1653
01:06:50,675 --> 01:06:52,010
- I gotta go.
- Okay, wait a minute.
1654
01:06:52,177 --> 01:06:53,553
Wait a minute. Listen.
1655
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:55,221
I know I didn't
have your back before,
1656
01:06:55,388 --> 01:06:58,266
but I had no juice
to do it with, and now I do.
1657
01:06:58,433 --> 01:07:00,476
The Happytime murders
aren't about the money.
1658
01:07:00,643 --> 01:07:02,270
2O years ago,
when you shot that man
1659
01:07:02,437 --> 01:07:03,521
in front of his daughter,
1660
01:07:03,688 --> 01:07:05,315
that little girl
was Sandra White.
1661
01:07:05,481 --> 01:07:07,483
(COUGHING)
1662
01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:10,403
- Holy shit!
- Yeah, holy shit.
1663
01:07:10,570 --> 01:07:11,696
So you have proof?
1664
01:07:14,574 --> 01:07:18,661
Yes and no. We had proof
until it was incinerated.
1665
01:07:18,828 --> 01:07:21,456
- PHIL: Hmm.
- Bubbles and I may have
1666
01:07:21,623 --> 01:07:24,918
accidentally, uh,
burned down the evidence.
1667
01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:27,462
- What?
- But, boy, before that,
1668
01:07:27,629 --> 01:07:29,672
I'll tell you what,
lock her up.
1669
01:07:29,839 --> 01:07:31,007
That would have
been great, huh?
1670
01:07:31,174 --> 01:07:32,550
(CHUCKLING)
Would have been epic.
1671
01:07:32,717 --> 01:07:33,801
- Would have been nice.
- Yeah.
1672
01:07:33,968 --> 01:07:35,011
See you at my execution.
1673
01:07:35,178 --> 01:07:37,222
If we want to get you
off the hook for this,
1674
01:07:37,388 --> 01:07:38,848
we gotta take down
Sandra White.
1675
01:07:39,015 --> 01:07:40,642
All right.
1676
01:07:40,808 --> 01:07:43,102
What are you thinking,
partner?
1677
01:07:43,269 --> 01:07:46,481
(WHISPERS) I am thinking about
busting your ass out of here.
1678
01:07:46,648 --> 01:07:48,149
- Okay.
- What are you gonna do?
1679
01:07:48,316 --> 01:07:49,234
Wait, what are you doing?
1680
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,194
(SCREAMING)
1681
01:07:51,361 --> 01:07:54,322
- I'm gonna shoot you in the arm.
- You did shoot me in the arm!
1682
01:07:54,489 --> 01:07:56,741
- Officer needs assistance!
-(SCREAMING)
1683
01:07:56,908 --> 01:07:59,285
Self-defense! There's been
a shooting! Oh, God!
1684
01:07:59,452 --> 01:08:01,412
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
1685
01:08:02,664 --> 01:08:04,832
(SIREN WAILING)
1686
01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:07,543
What are you,
some kind of qualified tailor?
1687
01:08:07,710 --> 01:08:09,379
PARAMEDIC: Just let me do
my job, pal, okay?
1688
01:08:09,545 --> 01:08:11,256
To me, that's a waste
of good gauze.
1689
01:08:11,422 --> 01:08:13,091
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I hear you.
1690
01:08:13,258 --> 01:08:14,676
Edwards...
1691
01:08:14,842 --> 01:08:16,302
Shut up, you dirty sock.
1692
01:08:16,469 --> 01:08:18,137
(WHISPERS) Yeah, pal?
1693
01:08:18,304 --> 01:08:20,890
I can't believe
you fucking shot me.
1694
01:08:21,933 --> 01:08:23,559
Here, get yourself out.
1695
01:08:23,726 --> 01:08:25,270
- I'm gonna get that.
-(PHIL GROANS)
1696
01:08:25,436 --> 01:08:27,647
(MUFFLED GROANING)
1697
01:08:29,232 --> 01:08:31,234
Thought you were gonna
bite me in the dick again.
1698
01:08:31,401 --> 01:08:35,029
Boy, puppets are
the worst, huh?
1699
01:08:35,196 --> 01:08:36,906
Does this smell like
chloroform to you?
1700
01:08:37,073 --> 01:08:38,783
What? (GRUNTS)
1701
01:08:40,743 --> 01:08:43,288
- Good night, asshole.
-(CHUCKLES)
1702
01:08:43,454 --> 01:08:45,581
Driver, can I ask you
a quick question?
1703
01:08:45,748 --> 01:08:46,833
Oh, wait for a red light.
1704
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,167
Gotta go.
1705
01:08:48,334 --> 01:08:50,211
Philips Investigations.
1706
01:08:52,046 --> 01:08:53,881
Slow, slow, slow,
slow, slow down!
1707
01:08:54,048 --> 01:08:55,466
Tell us what you got, Bubbles.
1708
01:08:55,633 --> 01:08:57,010
Sandra booked
a private plane to Rio
1709
01:08:57,176 --> 01:08:59,012
that leaves out of
Santa Monica in 3O minutes.
1710
01:08:59,178 --> 01:09:00,555
- Oh, shit.
- PHIL: Jesus Christ.
1711
01:09:00,722 --> 01:09:02,515
All right, thanks, Bubbles,
you're a real peach.
1712
01:09:02,682 --> 01:09:04,392
Go get her.
1713
01:09:04,559 --> 01:09:05,601
Let's hit it, let's go.
1714
01:09:05,768 --> 01:09:07,562
All right, all right,
I'm going hot and loud.
1715
01:09:07,729 --> 01:09:09,897
(SIREN WAILING)
1716
01:09:24,620 --> 01:09:26,914
Okay.
How do you wanna do this?
1717
01:09:27,081 --> 01:09:29,542
- Alone.
- What? Oh, my God.
1718
01:09:29,709 --> 01:09:32,253
- Phil, give me my gun.
- Hey, hey, hey.
1719
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:33,713
I ruined your life
once before,
1720
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,131
I'm not doing it again.
1721
01:09:35,298 --> 01:09:36,883
This is crazy, we're partners.
1722
01:09:37,050 --> 01:09:39,719
You know this is not
what partners do.
1723
01:09:39,886 --> 01:09:42,013
Shit!
1724
01:09:44,515 --> 01:09:47,185
Oh, um, excuse me, sir.
This is a private terminal.
1725
01:09:47,352 --> 01:09:49,604
You clearly are not
wealthy enough to be here.
1726
01:09:49,771 --> 01:09:51,522
You need to get the fuck
outta here.
1727
01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:53,066
(GASPS)
1728
01:09:53,232 --> 01:09:54,150
Stay calm, Mike.
1729
01:09:54,317 --> 01:09:56,694
Just shimmy out
like Mommy told you to.
1730
01:09:59,697 --> 01:10:02,533
Freeze. It's over, Sandra.
1731
01:10:04,410 --> 01:10:07,038
What are you gonna do,
shoot me?
1732
01:10:07,205 --> 01:10:08,664
I messed up, Sandra.
1733
01:10:08,831 --> 01:10:10,333
I missed the shot,
1734
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:12,627
and I ruined all of our lives
in the process,
1735
01:10:12,794 --> 01:10:14,921
and I live with that guilt
every day.
1736
01:10:15,088 --> 01:10:16,255
I'm sorry.
1737
01:10:16,422 --> 01:10:18,174
That's so sweet.
1738
01:10:18,341 --> 01:10:19,801
But go fuck yourself.
1739
01:10:19,967 --> 01:10:22,470
Larry and Jenny didn't have
anything to do with this.
1740
01:10:22,637 --> 01:10:23,888
None of them did.
1741
01:10:24,055 --> 01:10:25,848
Why'd you have to keep
killing the whole gang?
1742
01:10:26,015 --> 01:10:28,309
I wanted to watch you suffer.
1743
01:10:28,476 --> 01:10:30,228
This all started as revenge,
1744
01:10:30,395 --> 01:10:33,356
but you made me realize
I like killing.
1745
01:10:33,523 --> 01:10:36,067
And I'm really
fucking good at it.
1746
01:10:36,234 --> 01:10:38,152
Like Manson-level good.
1747
01:10:38,319 --> 01:10:41,781
And now, with $10 million,
I can do anything.
1748
01:10:41,948 --> 01:10:43,533
All right, so you're a psycho.
1749
01:10:43,699 --> 01:10:46,786
Maybe, but sex is always
better with a psycho.
1750
01:10:46,953 --> 01:10:50,164
- Right, honey?
- Yeah, especially felt ones.
1751
01:10:50,331 --> 01:10:52,792
Because our vaginas
are literally velvet.
1752
01:10:52,959 --> 01:10:55,920
- Oh, yeah.
- Drop it, Phil.
1753
01:10:56,087 --> 01:10:58,339
You definitely look hotter
than the last time I saw you.
1754
01:10:58,506 --> 01:10:59,966
SANDRA: You fell
for every trap.
1755
01:11:00,133 --> 01:11:01,634
Men are so stupid.
1756
01:11:01,801 --> 01:11:03,553
Drop that gun, Phil,
I don't wanna hurt you.
1757
01:11:03,719 --> 01:11:07,432
No, you just wanna use me,
like Sandra used you.
1758
01:11:09,559 --> 01:11:10,935
You don't know
what you're talking about.
1759
01:11:11,102 --> 01:11:12,979
PHIL: Oh, come on, Jenny.
1760
01:11:13,146 --> 01:11:14,856
She seduced you
and married you
1761
01:11:15,022 --> 01:11:16,482
just to get to me.
1762
01:11:16,649 --> 01:11:17,900
Shoot him, baby.
1763
01:11:18,067 --> 01:11:19,026
I don't know, babe.
1764
01:11:19,193 --> 01:11:21,237
It's like, he's not gonna
sprout wings and fly after us.
1765
01:11:21,404 --> 01:11:23,614
I think we should just get on
the plane and take off.
1766
01:11:23,781 --> 01:11:25,032
We're free and clear already.
1767
01:11:25,199 --> 01:11:26,701
Jenny, Jenny, listen to me,
listen to me.
1768
01:11:26,868 --> 01:11:29,328
12 years ago,
I took an innocent man's life.
1769
01:11:29,495 --> 01:11:31,456
That man was Sandra's father.
1770
01:11:31,622 --> 01:11:33,791
-(SANDRA GRUNTS)
- PHIL: Oh!
1771
01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:36,419
By the way, I want a divorce.
1772
01:11:36,586 --> 01:11:38,463
- Jesus Christ.
-(WHISTLES)
1773
01:11:40,006 --> 01:11:41,507
Hey, hey, get your fucking...
1774
01:11:41,674 --> 01:11:44,051
Hey, hey,
get your hands off of me!
1775
01:11:49,265 --> 01:11:50,475
Ahh!
1776
01:11:53,352 --> 01:11:54,562
(GRUNTS)
1777
01:11:54,729 --> 01:11:56,439
Fuck, why are you so tiny?
1778
01:11:56,606 --> 01:11:58,316
PHIL: What are you guys,
part of a cult?
1779
01:11:58,483 --> 01:12:00,651
This the job you get when you
don't make Secret Service?
1780
01:12:00,818 --> 01:12:02,153
Phil!
1781
01:12:04,780 --> 01:12:07,533
(STRAINING)
1782
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:09,076
PHIL: Come on, fellas.
Let's talk about this.
1783
01:12:09,243 --> 01:12:11,662
Don't do this for that
purple-pubed monster.
1784
01:12:11,829 --> 01:12:14,123
(GRUNTS) You're throwing me
in a jet-engine?
1785
01:12:14,290 --> 01:12:15,750
It shows a real lack
of creativity, guys.
1786
01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:17,752
One! Two!
1787
01:12:17,919 --> 01:12:19,921
I hope my fluff sprays
all over your cheap suits.
1788
01:12:20,087 --> 01:12:21,130
- MAN: Three!
-(GRUNTS)
1789
01:12:21,297 --> 01:12:22,423
BYE-bye, puppet.
1790
01:12:22,590 --> 01:12:24,008
Bye-bye, asshole.
1791
01:12:24,175 --> 01:12:25,676
(GRUNTING)
1792
01:12:25,843 --> 01:12:27,053
Edwards!
1793
01:12:28,095 --> 01:12:29,096
(GRUNTING)
1794
01:12:30,473 --> 01:12:32,475
(SCREAMING)
1795
01:12:32,642 --> 01:12:33,726
PHIL: Edwards!
1796
01:12:33,893 --> 01:12:35,561
- Om
"Ugh!
1797
01:12:40,316 --> 01:12:41,609
Edwards!
1798
01:12:41,776 --> 01:12:44,320
Phil! (GRUNTS)
1799
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:48,074
- Come on.
-(PHIL PANTING)
1800
01:12:48,241 --> 01:12:49,867
Give me the key.
She's getting away.
1801
01:12:51,285 --> 01:12:52,662
Shit.
1802
01:12:52,828 --> 01:12:54,539
- Come on. Let's go.
- Thanks.
1803
01:12:54,705 --> 01:12:56,165
(GROANS) My ankle.
1804
01:13:03,548 --> 01:13:06,050
Sandra, where are you?
1805
01:13:07,260 --> 01:13:09,595
Come on. Let's end this thing.
1806
01:13:13,724 --> 01:13:16,352
It's over and you know it.
1807
01:13:16,519 --> 01:13:18,563
Come on out,
you little psycho.
1808
01:13:18,729 --> 01:13:21,857
Drop your gun.
1809
01:13:22,024 --> 01:13:23,359
(GUN THUDS)
1810
01:13:23,526 --> 01:13:25,528
-(PANTING)
- SANDRA: Stop right there!
1811
01:13:25,695 --> 01:13:26,988
Oh, what the fuck?!
1812
01:13:27,154 --> 01:13:28,698
Edwards! You all right?
1813
01:13:28,864 --> 01:13:30,741
It's déjé fucking vu, Phil.
1814
01:13:30,908 --> 01:13:32,159
Oh, no, no, no.
1815
01:13:32,326 --> 01:13:34,328
Oh, fuck me,
it's a gun to the head.
1816
01:13:34,495 --> 01:13:35,830
How'd she get the drop on you?
1817
01:13:35,997 --> 01:13:37,790
EDWARDS: 'Cause she's like
a fuckin' spider monkey.
1818
01:13:37,957 --> 01:13:39,458
Damn! She got me
that way, too.
1819
01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:40,751
Put the gun down!
1820
01:13:40,918 --> 01:13:42,712
Come on, Phil,
don't do this again.
1821
01:13:42,878 --> 01:13:45,798
- I don't have a shot.
- Take the shot, Phil.
1822
01:13:46,882 --> 01:13:50,845
PHIL: (SOFTLY) Just a piece,
just a tiny piece.
1823
01:13:51,012 --> 01:13:52,680
Don't fuck this up.
1824
01:13:52,847 --> 01:13:55,641
You're a puppet, not a fleshy.
Why are you messing with me?
1825
01:13:55,808 --> 01:13:57,226
{GUNSHOT)
{GROANS)
1826
01:13:58,394 --> 01:14:00,771
Jesus Christ...
Oh, shit, Lyle!
1827
01:14:00,938 --> 01:14:02,732
-(PANTING)
-(SCREAMING)
1828
01:14:02,898 --> 01:14:04,775
- EDWARDS: Take the shot, Phil!
- SANDRA: He won't shoot me.
1829
01:14:04,942 --> 01:14:07,903
He's a blue loser puppet
with a tiny felt cock.
1830
01:14:15,870 --> 01:14:17,705
(PANTING)
1831
01:14:18,789 --> 01:14:20,708
Oh...
1832
01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:23,669
(PANTING) Oh, shit.
1833
01:14:25,046 --> 01:14:26,881
Shit, Phil!
1834
01:14:27,048 --> 01:14:29,842
That took you
long enough, but...
1835
01:14:30,009 --> 01:14:33,429
on! (WHOOPING)
1836
01:14:33,596 --> 01:14:35,890
- You finally did it, Phily!
-(EXHALES)
1837
01:14:36,057 --> 01:14:37,642
A118 boy!
1838
01:14:37,808 --> 01:14:40,603
That was a nice shot. Fuck.
1839
01:14:40,770 --> 01:14:42,271
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
1840
01:14:42,438 --> 01:14:45,566
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1841
01:14:45,733 --> 01:14:47,610
(EXHALES)
1842
01:14:48,986 --> 01:14:50,529
You did good.
1843
01:14:50,696 --> 01:14:52,406
Yeah, you, too, kid.
1844
01:14:54,450 --> 01:14:58,287
God, it's very hard to
pull off all white like that.
1845
01:14:58,454 --> 01:15:00,039
- What?
- I got to give her that.
1846
01:15:00,206 --> 01:15:01,874
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
-(LAUGHS)
1847
01:15:02,041 --> 01:15:03,626
- Oh, man...
- I'm sorry.
1848
01:15:03,793 --> 01:15:05,378
I'm sorry. Too soon.
1849
01:15:05,544 --> 01:15:07,463
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1850
01:15:07,630 --> 01:15:09,882
(SIRENS WAILING)
1851
01:15:11,342 --> 01:15:13,678
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1852
01:15:16,847 --> 01:15:19,266
You know, you gave me
quite a scare there.
1853
01:15:19,433 --> 01:15:21,894
I thought
I was gonna lose you.
1854
01:15:22,061 --> 01:15:24,397
Sweetheart,
you're never gonna lose me.
1855
01:15:27,525 --> 01:15:29,902
Bubbles, hey, you know,
I was thinking...
1856
01:15:30,069 --> 01:15:32,488
- You were?
- Yeah.
1857
01:15:32,655 --> 01:15:35,157
They broke the mold
when they made you.
1858
01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:39,745
They did?
1859
01:15:39,912 --> 01:15:41,580
And I'd like to
take you out to dinner,
1860
01:15:41,747 --> 01:15:42,832
you know, someplace special.
1861
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:46,168
You mean, like, on a date?
1862
01:15:47,628 --> 01:15:49,046
Yeah.
1863
01:15:50,172 --> 01:15:51,549
Like a date.
1864
01:15:51,716 --> 01:15:53,300
(GIGGLES)
1865
01:15:53,467 --> 01:15:55,010
I'm gonna go home and change.
1866
01:15:55,177 --> 01:15:57,805
Oh, all right, okay.
1867
01:15:57,972 --> 01:15:59,515
- Hey, I'll pick you up later.
- Okay.
1868
01:15:59,682 --> 01:16:01,350
(CHUCKLES)
1869
01:16:03,102 --> 01:16:04,812
- Here you go. Thanks.
- OFFICER: Thank you.
1870
01:16:04,979 --> 01:16:07,148
- Hey.
- Hey, yourself.
1871
01:16:07,314 --> 01:16:09,358
You finally get the nerve
to ask her out?
1872
01:16:09,525 --> 01:16:11,986
Yeah, I'm gonna take her out
tonight for dinner.
1873
01:16:12,153 --> 01:16:14,029
- That took you long enough.
- Mmm.
1874
01:16:14,196 --> 01:16:16,782
Don't fuck this one up, Phil.
She's one of the good ones.
1875
01:16:16,949 --> 01:16:18,451
Yes, she is.
1876
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:21,120
Good work, you two.
I knew you had it in you.
1877
01:16:21,287 --> 01:16:22,872
Oh, thanks, Lieutenant.
1878
01:16:23,038 --> 01:16:24,790
Edwards,
you're off suspension.
1879
01:16:24,957 --> 01:16:26,167
Thanks, Lieu.
1880
01:16:26,333 --> 01:16:27,835
And, Phil,
I talked to the captain,
1881
01:16:28,002 --> 01:16:29,920
and he put in a motion
with the mayor's office
1882
01:16:30,087 --> 01:16:31,922
to permanently repeal
the Philips Code.
1883
01:16:32,089 --> 01:16:33,799
What?
1884
01:16:33,966 --> 01:16:35,134
(EXHALES)
1885
01:16:35,301 --> 01:16:38,095
I know it's early,
but what the heck.
1886
01:16:38,262 --> 01:16:39,889
I've had this
sitting in my desk,
1887
01:16:40,055 --> 01:16:41,557
waiting for this day.
1888
01:16:44,518 --> 01:16:45,853
Wow.
1889
01:16:46,020 --> 01:16:47,813
How about that?
1890
01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:50,232
Far be it for me
to compliment you,
1891
01:16:50,399 --> 01:16:53,152
but you're the best damn cop
I've ever seen.
1892
01:16:53,319 --> 01:16:55,696
Oh, well, you're no
bag of shit either.
1893
01:16:55,863 --> 01:16:57,990
Well, you're a real
fucking poet, aren't you?
1894
01:16:58,157 --> 01:16:59,867
(ALL LAUGHING)
1895
01:17:00,034 --> 01:17:01,160
You asshole.
1896
01:17:01,327 --> 01:17:03,829
You are both equally
not bags of shit.
1897
01:17:03,996 --> 01:17:06,248
In fact, when you're
working together,
1898
01:17:06,415 --> 01:17:07,917
you're two peas
in a little fucked-up pod.
1899
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:10,044
-(LAUGHS)
- Yeah.
1900
01:17:11,128 --> 01:17:12,588
You're the best, partner.
1901
01:17:12,755 --> 01:17:14,131
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR RADIO)
1902
01:17:14,298 --> 01:17:16,383
-(TIRES SCREECH)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
1903
01:17:16,550 --> 01:17:18,010
-(WHISPERS) God almighty.
- Here we go.
1904
01:17:18,177 --> 01:17:19,386
- Here comes numbnuts.
- Yeah.
1905
01:17:19,553 --> 01:17:23,849
Word on the street is that
you did...okay.
1906
01:17:24,016 --> 01:17:25,434
Okay?
1907
01:17:25,601 --> 01:17:27,853
Phil Philips
is a goddamn hero.
1908
01:17:28,020 --> 01:17:29,480
Oh, no, no, no,
Edwards is the hero.
1909
01:17:29,647 --> 01:17:31,106
I just got a lucky shot off.
1910
01:17:31,273 --> 01:17:32,608
Come on.
1911
01:17:32,775 --> 01:17:34,109
No hard feelings?
1912
01:17:34,276 --> 01:17:36,403
Well, no, I still think
you're an asshole.
1913
01:17:36,570 --> 01:17:38,030
Asshole says what?
1914
01:17:38,197 --> 01:17:41,033
- What?
-(BOTH LAUGH)
1915
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,285
I said, "Asshole says what?"
and you...
1916
01:17:43,452 --> 01:17:44,495
And you said, "What?"
1917
01:17:44,662 --> 01:17:46,330
-'Cause you're an asshole.
- PHIL: Yeah.
1918
01:17:46,497 --> 01:17:48,040
- What?
-(EDWARDS AND PHIL LAUGH)
1919
01:17:48,207 --> 01:17:49,708
- Every time.
- Yeah.
1920
01:17:49,875 --> 01:17:51,252
Always works on assholes.
1921
01:17:51,418 --> 01:17:52,795
I'm going back to the FBI.
1922
01:17:52,962 --> 01:17:54,755
Oh, yeah, what's that
stand for? Fucking Big Idiot?
1923
01:17:54,922 --> 01:17:56,549
Oh, wow, what a comeback!
1924
01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:58,634
Yeah, that's a reverse burn.
1925
01:17:58,801 --> 01:17:59,844
Hey, stupid. Say, "What."
1926
01:18:00,010 --> 01:18:02,638
- What?
-(BOTH LAUGH)
1927
01:18:02,805 --> 01:18:04,807
- Fucking Big Idiot!
- That's not what it stands for!
1928
01:18:04,974 --> 01:18:07,142
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1929
01:18:07,309 --> 01:18:09,979
PHIL: Maybe puppets do have
a chance for a happy ending.
1930
01:18:10,145 --> 01:18:11,772
Happy ending?
1931
01:18:11,939 --> 01:18:14,900
Jesus, I still can't get that
squirting cow out of my head.
1932
01:18:15,067 --> 01:18:17,194
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1933
01:18:32,543 --> 01:18:34,628
(SINGING) ♪ I know a guy
who's tough but sweet
1934
01:18:36,964 --> 01:18:39,508
♪ He's so fine,
he can't be beat... r
1935
01:18:39,675 --> 01:18:40,926
Let's dance.
1936
01:18:41,093 --> 01:18:44,096
♪ He's got everything
that I desire
1937
01:18:45,598 --> 01:18:47,933
♪ Sets the summer sun on fire
1938
01:18:50,060 --> 01:18:52,187
♪ I want candy
1939
01:18:54,481 --> 01:18:56,650
♪ I want candy... E
1940
01:18:58,694 --> 01:18:59,904
Hey. H9Y---
1941
01:19:00,070 --> 01:19:01,697
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1942
01:19:01,864 --> 01:19:03,616
What happened?
Did you break down?
1943
01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:05,034
I think I did.
1944
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,620
(CREW LAUGHING)
1945
01:19:07,786 --> 01:19:09,747
♪ Go to see him
when the sun goes down
1946
01:19:11,957 --> 01:19:14,293
♪ Ain't no finer boy in town
1947
01:19:16,295 --> 01:19:19,131
♪ You're my guy,
what the doctor ordered
1948
01:19:20,883 --> 01:19:23,510
♪ So sweet,
you make my mouth water
1949
01:19:24,929 --> 01:19:27,097
♪ I want candy... E
1950
01:19:27,264 --> 01:19:29,266
(SCREAMING)
1951
01:19:29,433 --> 01:19:31,477
♪ I want candy
1952
01:19:33,020 --> 01:19:34,438
♪ Yeah! I
1953
01:19:34,605 --> 01:19:36,023
We need to talk.
1954
01:19:36,190 --> 01:19:38,067
Okay, give me a minute.
1955
01:19:40,945 --> 01:19:42,321
Do you have any coke?
1956
01:19:42,488 --> 01:19:43,656
(LAUGHTER)
1957
01:19:48,535 --> 01:19:51,080
-(EXCLAIMING)
- MAN: Cut. Done.
1958
01:19:55,417 --> 01:19:57,628
♪ Candy on the beach,
there's nothing better
1959
01:19:59,463 --> 01:20:01,966
♪ But I like candy when
it's wrapped in a sweater... E
1960
01:20:02,132 --> 01:20:05,010
- Hey, you forgot your carrot.
BUMBLYPANTS: Not mine!
1961
01:20:06,512 --> 01:20:08,263
(CREW LAUGHING)
1962
01:20:08,430 --> 01:20:10,766
♪ Then I'll have candy
all the time
1963
01:20:12,768 --> 01:20:15,020
♪ I want
candy
1964
01:20:17,147 --> 01:20:19,191
♪ I want candy
1965
01:20:21,151 --> 01:20:23,737
♪ Hey! Hey!
1966
01:20:25,531 --> 01:20:26,407
♪ Hey! X
1967
01:20:26,573 --> 01:20:28,701
- I have quite an appetite.
- How large?
1968
01:20:28,867 --> 01:20:31,704
Big enough to take down
the Titanic.
1969
01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:34,665
And by Titanic,
I mean your cock.
1970
01:20:34,832 --> 01:20:37,376
- MAN: Oh, Jesus Christ.
-(CREW LAUGHING)
1971
01:20:37,543 --> 01:20:39,628
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1972
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,550
some; r Happy, happy,
happy, happy
1973
01:20:44,717 --> 01:20:46,927
♪ It's Happytime
1974
01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:50,472
♪ It's the Happytime Gang
1975
01:20:50,639 --> 01:20:53,642
♪ It's the Happytime
Gang
1976
01:21:06,655 --> 01:21:11,201
♪ It's the Happytime Gang. r