1 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,425 - [insects chirping] - [frogs croaking] 2 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,055 [murmur of voices] 3 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,729 [helicopter blades whirring overhead] 4 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,735 - [whooshing, zaps] - [Klaus yells] 5 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:30,155 - Damn it! [gasps] - [helicopter flying low] 6 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,448 [panting] 7 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:35,910 [bombs whistling] 8 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,328 - [explosion] - [yells] 9 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:38,913 [man] Incoming! 10 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,917 [man 2] No time, ladies! Charlie's on the wire! 11 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,462 - [man 3] Move it! All right, go! Come on! - [siren wailing] 12 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,464 You got mud in your ears, boy? Get dressed! 13 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:48,423 No, I'm... I'm not... 14 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:49,859 War's not gonna wait for you to get pretty! 15 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,845 Chaz, get this man operational. And get him a pair of pants! Let's go! 16 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,930 Do you think I have time to waste? Get him a gun! 17 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,892 - Don't look at me, get those pants on! - [explosion] 18 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:07,650 - You just get in country? - Oh, uh... 19 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,234 Yeah. 20 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,695 [both chuckle softly] 21 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,323 - Yeah, shit's crazy. I know. - Yeah! 22 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,490 You'll adjust. 23 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:17,284 I'm Dave. 24 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:19,369 Klaus. 25 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,378 ["Soul Kitchen" by The Doors playing] 26 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:49,484 ♪ Well, the clock says It's time to close now ♪ 27 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:57,951 ♪ I guess I'd better go now ♪ 28 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:04,624 ♪ Let me sleep all night In your soul kitchen ♪ 29 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:08,503 ♪ Warm my mind near your gentle stove ♪ 30 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:12,048 ♪ Turn me out and I'll wander, baby ♪ 31 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:16,261 ♪ Stumblin' in the neon grove ♪ 32 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,471 ♪ Ooh ♪ 33 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,975 [bombs whistling] 34 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,395 [water splashes] 35 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,357 [toilet flushes] 36 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:34,404 - [knocking at door] - [Klaus] Busy. [sniffs] 37 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,115 - [sighs] - [Luther] Oh, good. You're up. 38 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,824 We need to talk. 39 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,744 You, me, and the others. So meet me in the living room. 40 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:43,955 Like, now-ish. 41 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:47,750 Yeah, that sounds like a real rager, but my schedule's already chock-full. 42 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,670 Yeah, no time for that. The world's ending in three days. 43 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,215 - [Allison] Three days? - That's what Five said. 44 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,427 The old bastard did mention the apocalypse, come to think of it. 45 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,512 He just left out the part about how soon. 46 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,764 But can we trust him? I don't know if you've noticed, 47 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:05,143 - but Five's a little... [whistles] - [chuckles] Our little psycho. 48 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,644 He was pretty convincing. 49 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,897 If he wasn't trying to stop an apocalypse, 50 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,876 - those lunatics wouldn't be chasing him. - That's why they were after him? 51 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,651 - Yeah. - What did Five even see? 52 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,406 Uh... Apparently, 53 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:21,784 we all fought together against whoever was responsible. 54 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,041 [clicks tongue] Okay. So, here's the plan. 55 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,519 - Uh, we go through Dad's research... - [Allison] Wait, what? 56 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,921 - Hold on, hold on. - Wait a tick, wait a tick, wait a tick. 57 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,381 What actually happened the first time around? 58 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,425 Yeah. What are you not tellin' us? 59 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,719 Come on, big boy, spit it out. 60 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,017 [sighs] We died. 61 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:47,935 What was that? 62 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,396 [coughs] I said, uh, we died. 63 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:56,402 [Klaus screams] 64 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,029 [lock clicks] 65 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:07,621 [sighs] 66 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,791 Don't say it. 67 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,752 Say what? Pinch me, I must be dreamin'. 68 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,294 Mwah! 69 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:17,674 [Cha-Cha] Quit your bellyaching, Hazel. It's only one more day. 70 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,551 See, that's a relief. I was worried it was too good to be true. 71 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,637 [pneumatic tube whooshes] 72 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,560 - Well, it gets worse. - [whooshing] 73 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,563 [scoffs] 74 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:36,442 "Contract to kill Number Five terminated. Await further instruction." 75 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,988 Obviously, Number Five cleared things up with the Commission. 76 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,824 You think they let that little shit off so easy? 77 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,951 It doesn't make any sense. 78 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,327 Sure it does. He's a legend. 79 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,246 And what are we? Chopped liver? 80 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,698 - Worker bees. - [Cha-Cha] Well, we better get buzzin'. 81 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,710 Because the next job that comes down that pipeline, we need a win. 82 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,670 Gotta show headquarters we still got it. 83 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:56,753 What? 84 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:00,508 You see, that's your problem right there. Next tube, next job, next... 85 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:03,553 Right, but there won't be a next anything if we don't find the briefcase. 86 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,804 - End of story. - Whatever. 87 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,889 - Whatever. - Whatever. Whatever. 88 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,183 I need a hit of sucrose. 89 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,027 - I'm heading to the vending machine. - Fine. 90 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,352 Fine. 91 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:17,108 [pneumatic tube whooshes, clunks] 92 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:26,492 [Cha-Cha] "Terminate Hazel." 93 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,789 - [indistinct chatter] - [Handler] I must admit, Number Five, 94 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,208 in all the time that I've been here, 95 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,253 - I've never met anyone quite like you. - [man] Hello, Handler. 96 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:41,674 Hazel and Cha-Cha, for example, are talented, certainly, but... 97 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,885 they can't see the big picture. 98 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:48,681 Your spunk, your enterprising spirit, 99 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,684 well, it reminds me a great deal of myself, if... 100 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,187 I may be so vainglorious. 101 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,982 If things work out for you here, 102 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:02,820 you could potentially make a fine successor, Five. 103 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,216 [Five] I'd like to discuss the logistics of my family's safety 104 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,909 at your earliest convenience. 105 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,328 As well as this body replacement. 106 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,121 [Handler] Such chutzpah. 107 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,083 It's refreshing, I'll admit. 108 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,920 Slow down, Five. All in good time. 109 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:23,132 In fact, now that you've finally agreed to work with us, 110 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,635 we've got all the time in the world. 111 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,723 [Handler] The Commission works in support of a delicate balance 112 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,894 between the time line of events and mankind's free will. 113 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:39,357 The briefcase is no longer part of your kit, Five. Free your mind. 114 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,733 You're management now. 115 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,527 One of us. 116 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,532 All the people on this floor are case managers, 117 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:51,744 each one responsible for one major event at a time. 118 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:54,314 - [Five] So many of them. - [Handler] Impressive, isn't it? 119 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:56,416 Being part of something... 120 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,126 so grand. 121 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,838 - [indistinct chatter] - [phones ringing] 122 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:03,463 Come along. 123 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,385 Whenever someone chooses the wrong path 124 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:10,513 and the time line is changed, the Commission gets a report 125 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,849 from field agents on the ground. 126 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:16,978 These field reports are sorted and assigned to a case manager. 127 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:19,397 They determine if anyone needs to be... 128 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:24,652 removed from the equation to assure that their event happens as it should. 129 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:28,489 Based on that determination, the case manager sends instructions 130 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,241 via pneumatic tube to... 131 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:34,203 temporal assassins like you formerly were, Number Five. 132 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:37,373 Any queries so far? 133 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:39,708 Yeah. 134 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:43,129 Who was the case manager handling me? 135 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:44,839 Ah. 136 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,383 You mean the apocalypse. 137 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,724 Five, meet Dot. 138 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,851 - Oh, hi. - Dot is responsible 139 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,895 for all apocalypse matters. 140 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:02,690 In fact, it was Dot here who first flagged your appearance in 2019. 141 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:04,274 No hard feelings. 142 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,611 Well, you certainly put us through the ringer. 143 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:11,032 Outsmarting two of our so-called best temporal assassins. 144 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,743 [loudly] If that doesn't spell leadership material... 145 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,161 [silence falls] 146 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,707 ...I just don't know. [chuckles] 147 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,293 - [typing resumes] - I suspect... 148 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,254 you like a challenge, Five. 149 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,132 - [chair squeaks] - [taps chair] 150 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:33,095 Which is why I've given you a particularly complex first case. 151 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:39,018 It's too bad Joseph Späh decided against sabotaging the fuel tank. 152 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,312 It would've been so much easier. [chuckles] 153 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:42,771 Anyhoo... 154 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,024 if you have any questions... 155 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,152 I'll be right behind you. 156 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,672 [keys jangle] 157 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,562 Why am I doing this? 158 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,523 - Because it's important. - [sighs] 159 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,694 I just feel like every time I see them, 160 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,779 I come away feeling like there's less of me. 161 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,447 Things are different now. You got me. 162 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:38,369 The Sonny to your Cher, the, um, peanut butter to your jelly. 163 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:44,875 Vanya, you getting first chair is a huge accomplishment. 164 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,502 You did it all by yourself. 165 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,088 So it's the right thing to invite them to the concert. 166 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:51,382 They need to see how talented you are, okay? 167 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:53,800 Hmm? 168 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,805 - Okay, Sonny. - [pats shoulder] 169 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:58,930 Let's do this. 170 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,395 Maid's day off? 171 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,482 Growing up, we called her "Mom." 172 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,152 But where is everybody? 173 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,948 [Leonard] How come you're not in any of these? 174 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,997 It's always about the Umbrella Academy. I just didn't make the cut, so... 175 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,708 - Wow. - [indistinct chatter] 176 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:36,052 - [Diego] Just now, you're telling... - [Vanya] Leonard. Hey, Leonard, come on. 177 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,929 [Diego] No, we need to figure this out. 178 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,348 - Is it just us? - It's everybody. 179 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,742 - In the house? - The whole planet? 180 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,185 - No, outside the house. Everyone died. - Hey. 181 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:45,268 [Allison] Hmm? 182 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:47,812 What's going on? 183 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:51,942 It's a family matter. 184 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,028 [Vanya] A family matter. 185 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,324 - So you couldn't bother to include me. - No, it's not like that. We were... 186 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,201 - Don't let me interrupt. - [Allison] Wait. 187 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:03,496 - I'll fill you in later when we're alone. - Please, please, don't bother. 188 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,664 And I won't either. 189 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,667 - Vanya, that's not fair. - Fair? 190 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,712 There's nothing fair about being your sister. 191 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,342 I have been left out of everything for as long as I can remember. 192 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,513 And I used to think it was Dad's fault, but he's dead. 193 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,683 So it turns out you're the assholes. 194 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,645 [Klaus] Ouch. 195 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,941 Vanya, wait. I left my jacket. 196 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,567 I can't go back there. 197 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,444 Okay, go ahead, I'll catch up to you. 198 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,634 - I'm gonna go find Vanya and explain. - No, wait, there isn't time. 199 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,868 We need to figure out what causes the apocalypse. 200 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,746 - [door closes] - Now, there are loads of possibilities. 201 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,832 Nuclear war, asteroids. 202 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,668 But I'm thinking this is about the Moon. Right? 203 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,170 Dad must have sent me up there for a reason. 204 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:57,633 And I was giving him daily updates on the conditions, I sent field samples. 205 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,252 The first thing we need to do 206 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,929 - is find his research. - Hold on. Hold the phone. 207 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,808 We all died fighting this thing the first time around. Remember? 208 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,936 Klaus, shockingly, has a point. What gives us a win this time? 209 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,856 - Five. Last time we didn't have him. - [gagging] 210 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,524 - We weren't all together. - [groans] 211 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,293 [Luther] This time, we'll have the full force 212 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,111 of the Umbrella Academy. That's what we need. 213 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,654 So, where's Five now? 214 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:22,658 [Luther] Well, he had a plan to change the time line. He'll be back soon. 215 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,422 [Diego] I'm going after Hazel and Cha-Cha. 216 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,370 - What, right now? - Hell, yeah. 217 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,134 Three days. I'm losing light by the minute. 218 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:28,998 [Luther] Wait, Diego. 219 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,791 Look, I know you wanna avenge your friend, 220 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,795 - but we got a bigger problem here. - [Diego] She wasn't just some friend. 221 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:38,549 If I'm gonna die, I need to know I killed those bastards first. 222 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,778 - You don't look so hot. - [Diego] It's not about Dad. 223 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,722 - It's not about me. - What makes you say that? I feel great. 224 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,767 - [Diego] The longer I wait, Hazel... - You don't have to do this alone. 225 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,770 - I know how important this is to you. - [Diego] Stop making it about you. 226 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,522 - [sighs] - Klaus? 227 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,565 Klaus? 228 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,526 - Klaus! - Yeah! Sorry. 229 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,737 So, what? You're giving up on the world, too? 230 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,948 Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Mm-hmm. 231 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,533 So that's it. 232 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,661 You're cool with us all dying in three days? 233 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,998 [groans] 234 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,084 I can't believe it. 235 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,295 It's just us. 236 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,386 Oh, please, not you, too. 237 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,555 I have to book a flight back to LA. 238 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,476 If this happens I have to be with my daughter, custody be damned. 239 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,061 And you said it yourself... 240 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:37,191 we need the full force of the Academy to even stand a chance. 241 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,736 I'm sorry, Luther. 242 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,121 [thunder rumbles] 243 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,166 [Vanya] I can't believe I was stupid enough to go back there. 244 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,519 [Leonard] I shouldn't have made you do it. 245 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,836 No, it's my fault. 246 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,630 - [metal creaking] - I just wanted them to be proud of me. 247 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:03,425 And how could I presume to be worthy of their attention? 248 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,178 Nothing's ever big enough next to their holier-than-thou, 249 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,055 - weight of the world bullshit. - [crashing] 250 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,390 - Vanya! - What? 251 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:14,144 - [car alarms wailing] - [horns blaring] 252 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,570 What the hell is happening? 253 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,947 You happened. 254 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:26,782 Oh, come on. 255 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,451 Th... That's crazy. 256 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,829 I mean, it... it was like this before. 257 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,042 That's a coincidence. 258 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,005 - [scoffs] - Leonard, it's impossible. 259 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,008 Come on. My place is close. 260 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,436 Ah, shit. [groans] 261 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:59,189 - Hey. - Hey. You, uh... you mind? 262 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,443 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. I'll... I'll tie that up. 263 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,945 If you tie me up after. 264 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,405 Come again? 265 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:09,617 You know, last time I was sober was that roaring good time 266 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,952 when those freaks had me tied up in the motel room. 267 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,288 Wow. You are one twisted bonehead. 268 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:18,000 Why? You're the one who's always like, "Klaus, you need to get sober, bro." 269 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,920 - There's better ways to get clean, bro. - [Klaus] Not for me, no. 270 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,965 I need someone to take away my options. 271 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,051 - Fine. - Okay. Thank you. 272 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,887 - Okay, can you help me? - Yeah. Yeah. 273 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,764 Okay. 274 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,731 Hiya, Five. How's it going? 275 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,484 I must have utter silence in order to complete this task. 276 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,860 [stammers] Oh, okay. 277 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:52,576 Hey, a few of us are having lunch, and I was wondering if you... 278 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,621 - [clears throat] - ...you're doing something. 279 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,255 Oh. Bye... Bye! 280 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,437 I'm afraid that's not procedure. 281 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,776 Five, meet Gloria. 282 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,447 Gloria is perhaps the single most vital cog in our machine. 283 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,784 - Oh! [chuckles] - Gloria, this is Number Five. 284 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,869 Look at you. 285 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,371 Deadly little thing. 286 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:43,585 So happy we decided to close the contract on your life. [chuckles] 287 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,005 I'm afraid your reputation precedes you. 288 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,590 And it looks like you're building on it here. 289 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,219 Oh. Karl Weber. 290 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:56,765 Now tell me, why unfortunate Karl? 291 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,477 Karl Weber is the butcher at the shop where Captain Ernst A. Lehmann 292 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,854 acquires his weekly roast. 293 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:05,774 So, if Karl dies, his butcher shop is passed on to his son Otto, who... 294 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,360 never washes his hands, which is disgusting. 295 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,196 So he's the one who gives the captain his roast. 296 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,656 And that gives him food poisoning. 297 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,241 Which makes him late for work. 298 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,368 Which delays the takeoff. 299 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,120 And to make up for lost time, 300 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,923 the Hindenburg flies through a weather front 301 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,582 of high electrical charge and humidity. 302 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:25,753 And the static electricity inside the aircraft makes it a virtual tinderbox. 303 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,671 Tiny engine sparks... 304 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,132 And just like that, we have... 305 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,760 [mimics explosion] 306 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,636 - Oh! [mimics explosion] - [Handler laughs] 307 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:40,350 I'm sure you've all heard that Mr. Five has proven 308 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:44,646 to be as adept with a pen as he was with a sword. 309 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,027 Let his effort serve as inspiration 310 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,570 to you all. 311 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,364 Herb! How long have you been on the Lusitania? 312 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:58,285 - Oh, ah... Well, let's see, I, uh... I... - Sorry? 313 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,537 - When I first started... - Sorry? I can't hear you. 314 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,539 - Still can't hear you. - [buzzer sounds] 315 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,291 [indistinct chatter] 316 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,795 [Handler] Oh, Gene, a word before you go to lunch. 317 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,173 Gutenberg seems to be having second thoughts about the printing press. 318 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,976 - [Five sighs] - [lock clicks] 319 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,272 [door opens] 320 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,398 Shit. 321 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,428 - [door closes] - [Handler] So, how's your first day going? 322 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,320 Couldn't be better. 323 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:40,244 - [Handler] Glad to hear it. [coughing] - [urinating] 324 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,579 [coughs loudly] 325 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,123 Ah. 326 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,708 I burned my rugae. 327 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,253 Ever burn your rugae? 328 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,629 [continues urinating] 329 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,422 - Rugae. - [sighs] 330 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,760 [Handler] The ridges on the hard palate that help pass food to the esophagus. 331 00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:01,348 Anyway, I'm on a liquid diet for two days, hence the marathon of urination. 332 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:05,102 One faulty cog, and nothing works as it should. 333 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:11,525 You know, we value integrity at the office above all else. 334 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:16,613 Trust is essential, and that trust is... built over time. 335 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,991 But in the event of a breach, 336 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:22,744 the Commission will act swiftly and without mercy. 337 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:27,708 An efficiency I'm sure you above all people can appreciate, Number Five. 338 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,418 [toilet flushes] 339 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,295 [Handler] I'm feeling peckish. 340 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,713 Have you had your lunch? 341 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,340 Not yet. 342 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:39,386 [Handler] Great. How would you like to lunch with me in my office? 343 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:43,891 You can eat solid foods, and I can live vicariously... 344 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,683 through you. 345 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:48,895 Sounds great. 346 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,440 [motor sputtering] 347 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:14,296 - The briefcase is here? - [Cha-Cha] It's where Commission said. 348 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,382 All righty. 349 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,728 [gun cocks] 350 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,113 [birds singing] 351 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,619 [woodpecker pecking] 352 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,496 [Hazel] Sure are in the middle of nowhere. 353 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,252 [clicking] 354 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,754 - [Cha-Cha] What are you doing? - [Hazel] Just tying my shoe. 355 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,589 [click] 356 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,138 Can I ask you a cuckoo bananas question? 357 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,555 Sure, shoot. 358 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,809 Would it really be so bad... 359 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,896 - if we didn't find the briefcase? - [Cha-Cha] Uh, yeah. 360 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,143 You know what happens to people who step out of line. 361 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,377 We'd be hunted down like dogs. What's the matter with you? 362 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,696 [Hazel] I guess I'm just tired of all this being told what to do, where to go. 363 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,073 Wouldn't it be nice to kill who you want for a change, 364 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,658 not who the Commission tells us to? 365 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,661 Let's forget the stupid briefcase. 366 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,163 Why not just stay here? 367 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,087 In case it fell out of your head, there won't be a "here" in a few days. 368 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,876 Well, then, maybe we should help stop it. 369 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,461 - Stop what? - [Hazel] You know. 370 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,597 - [faint boom] - [Cha-Cha] That's impossible. 371 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,300 - [Hazel] Why? Number Five came back. - And he failed. 372 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,428 He's back at the Commission. There's no way around this, Hazel. 373 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,889 Our only choice is to do what they say. 374 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,268 One way or another, they always get you. 375 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,356 - [loud blast] - [engine sputters] 376 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,748 Home sweet home. 377 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,583 Yep. 378 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,388 Hey, uh... 379 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:31,350 - You hungry? - I could eat. 380 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,976 Why don't you go relax? 381 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,811 I'll bring us some, uh, takeout. 382 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,689 That, uh, Chinese place, Samurai Gardens. 383 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,983 Kung Pao chicken, extra spicy. 384 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,445 Okay. Sounds great. 385 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,237 Thanks. 386 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,489 Great. 387 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,075 Back in a jiff. 388 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,619 - Uh, keys. - [keys jangle] 389 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,834 [engine starts] 390 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,295 [car pulls away] 391 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,387 [grunts] 392 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,266 [panting] 393 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,650 Everything all right, Master Luther? 394 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:23,693 Where are they? 395 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:26,530 The boxes, the reports, the samples? 396 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,533 All the correspondence I sent down from the Moon? 397 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,493 I, uh... I'm not sure. 398 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,955 - Your father was a very private person... - [Luther] Stop it, Pogo! 399 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,666 You know everything our dad did. 400 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:44,797 What? 401 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:46,841 [creaking] 402 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,304 Clever old man. 403 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,623 He never even looked at them. 404 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:22,793 Why not? 405 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,505 [yelling] Why not? 406 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,843 Your father was many things. 407 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,803 Forthright was not one of them. 408 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,306 After your accident, 409 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,267 he wanted to give you purpose, Master Luther. 410 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,228 He felt that this was the only way. 411 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,898 What? Shanghaiing me on the Moon for four years? 412 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,444 I wasn't a good enough Number One? 413 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,279 That's what it was? 414 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,323 I couldn't cut it? 415 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,115 So he sent me away? 416 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,202 - No, no, that's not... - [Luther] Pogo... 417 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,414 [crying softly] Please leave me alone. 418 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,709 - Master... - Now, please! [yelling] Get out! 419 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:12,552 [sobbing] 420 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,409 [door creaks] 421 00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:48,004 - [Luther] Allison! - [Allison] Shh! 422 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,716 [door creaks] 423 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,853 [in British accent] I have prepared a... 424 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:05,896 feast. 425 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,483 [Luther] Whoa, where'd you get those? 426 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,986 My methods must remain mysterious. 427 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,573 Well, you're not the only one with secrets. 428 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,410 Just in case. 429 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,581 Ah. Oh, and, uh... 430 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,290 one more thing. 431 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,878 It's, um... It's for you. 432 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,889 Do you, um... Do you like it? 433 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,980 - [in normal voice] I'll never take it off. - [chuckles] 434 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,440 Oh. 435 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,901 I almost forgot. I brought one more thing. 436 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:01,744 [player clicks] 437 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,457 [record needle scratches] 438 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,626 [piano music playing] 439 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:08,835 Luther Hargreeves, 440 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:10,712 will you dance with me? 441 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,602 - Number One? - [record scratches] 442 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:26,728 Number Three! 443 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,482 This is highly unacceptable behavior. 444 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:33,485 You both know that fun and games are restricted to Saturdays 445 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,779 - between noon and half past noon. - But we were just... 446 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:38,531 You will never come up here again. Do you understand me? 447 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:40,741 Never! 448 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:45,246 - [Klaus] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Diego sighs] I hate this room. 449 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,290 [Klaus] Oh, it got me high enough. 450 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:50,960 I picked it clean of anything of value after Daddy kicked the bucket. 451 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,754 That's it, tighter and higher. 452 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,884 Ooh. Ouf! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 453 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,636 - Fine. - Ooh! Aah! 454 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,681 - Aah! - If I see a boner, I'm out. 455 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,057 [Klaus chuckles] 456 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:06,976 End of the world and you wanna get sober all of a sudden. 457 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,938 Don't get me wrong, man. 458 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:11,564 - [groans] - Good by you. 459 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,502 But I'd think you'd wanna pop every pill on the planet. 460 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:18,405 Oh, the thought did cross my mind, believe me, but... 461 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:20,657 there's something I need to do, 462 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:24,536 and the whole pesky thing doesn't seem to work unless I'm sober. 463 00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,872 Is this is about conjuring the one you lost? 464 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,959 - [sighs] - [Diego] What was her name? 465 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:48,893 His name was Dave. 466 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,647 We soldiered together in the A Shau Valley... 467 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,526 in the Mountain of the Crouching Beast. 468 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,905 Well, Dave must have been a very special person... 469 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,943 - to put up with your weird-ass shit. - [Klaus snorts] 470 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,703 Yeah. [chuckles] Yeah, he was... 471 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:11,583 He was kind, and strong, and vulnerable, and... 472 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:14,251 beautiful. 473 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,629 Beautiful. And I was... 474 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,426 foolish enough to follow him all the way to the front line. 475 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,887 - You fought in the shit? - Oh yeah, baby. 476 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,724 - [sighs] - How'd they let you do that? 477 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:31,311 Let me? War couldn't take enough bodies. Please. [chuckles] 478 00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:32,937 Including his. 479 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,734 [sighs] Hey, look at us. 480 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:41,112 Loggin' in some quality bro time before the end of the world. 481 00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:42,822 Yeah, might as well. 482 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,658 Everyone I like is already dead. 483 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,951 - [grunts] - Ah, yes. 484 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,619 The lady cop. 485 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,246 [Diego] Yeah. 486 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,707 Mom, too. 487 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,585 [grunts] 488 00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:57,879 I let them both down. 489 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,508 So here I am. 490 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:03,801 Alone with you. 491 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,893 Ah, shit! 492 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:14,269 What? 493 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:17,273 I need to pee. 494 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:22,153 Thanks, guys. Well, as you can see, mysterious damage 495 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:25,865 to multiple vehicles and light posts occurred earlier today 496 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,492 here in the midtown area. 497 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,702 Authorities suspect a drunk driver. 498 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,246 We'll have the full details for you 499 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,455 - tonight at five. - Thanks. 500 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,706 [Leonard] Are you okay? 501 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:35,123 Yeah, I'm fine. 502 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:36,708 Okay. 503 00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:39,462 [sighs] 504 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:41,798 - [TV switches off] - Look, I... 505 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:44,300 I'm sure this is a lot to deal with. 506 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,847 You know, the idea that you've always had these powers lying dormant. 507 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,974 [scoffs] What, the ability to bend lampposts? 508 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,059 Your mood changed things. 509 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,353 - The rain stopped. I saw it. - [groans] 510 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:58,690 That wasn't me. I'm so sorry to disappoint you. 511 00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:01,776 Disappoint? You couldn't disappoint me if you tried. 512 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,030 But if you did do this, if it was you, 513 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:09,033 that's beautiful, it's powerful. 514 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,660 Look, if this was even true, 515 00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:13,454 everything I know about myself would be different. 516 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,540 Everything I've ever been told. 517 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:19,627 - Do you think maybe your father knew? - [scoffs] Come on. No way! 518 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:23,256 Look, if I was special, I would have been in the Umbrella Academy. 519 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,758 I'm so sorry you got stuck with the ordinary one. 520 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,345 Ordinary is not a word I'd use to describe you. 521 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:33,975 Look, we'll figure it out... 522 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:35,894 as a team. 523 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:38,730 My life is so weird. 524 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:41,649 I like weird. 525 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:44,693 Clearly. 526 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:53,119 [slurps] 527 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:57,415 And that's how Phil determined that the archduke just had to go. 528 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:58,917 Care for dessert? 529 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,920 I had a bad Twinkie in the apocalypse once. 530 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,504 It kind of put me off desserts. 531 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:06,174 Please, indulge me. 532 00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:10,053 [Five sighs] 533 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:12,513 [lighter clicks] 534 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:16,925 What's that taste like to you? 535 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,605 The 1950s? 536 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,106 [Handler] Precisely right. 537 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:25,151 Our clever metaphysics division concocted a way 538 00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:29,781 to perfectly distill an entire decade into a single candy. 539 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:33,576 This one's modeled after the Fudge Mutt, 540 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,121 - America's favorite in 1955. - Remarkable. 541 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,916 You'll be happy to know it's the very division 542 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,209 that's building your new body. 543 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,962 Oh, that reminds me. I have something for you. 544 00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:46,381 - Carla? - [Carla over intercom] Yes? 545 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,967 - Would you bring the box in, please? - Certainly. 546 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,386 - [intercom clicks] - [footsteps approaching] 547 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,646 Go ahead. Open it. 548 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,984 Clothes make the man, Five. 549 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:08,486 Won't it be nice when you can actually wear it? 550 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,447 Very soon, I assure you. 551 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:14,200 They're perfecting your body as we speak. 552 00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:17,619 Thank you. 553 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:20,415 It's a very kind gift. 554 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,045 Is that a Chinese flamethrower? 555 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,005 [Handler] Good eye. 556 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,300 War. 557 00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:35,555 Such a fascinating concept. 558 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:41,978 A temporary salve for a permanent human flaw. 559 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:45,523 Course, it's a bit easier to see from 30,000 feet. 560 00:33:45,606 --> 00:33:46,606 [chuckles] 561 00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:49,652 These are just some of the things I've collected in my travels. 562 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:53,197 M26 grenades from the Vietnam War. 563 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:54,991 And this, 564 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,576 the most noteworthy, perhaps. 565 00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,287 My Walther pistol. 566 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:03,332 The very one Hitler used to kill himself. 567 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:06,377 We're not supposed to take these kind of things, but... 568 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,088 he wasn't gonna use it anymore. 569 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:13,259 Feel... how perfectly balanced that is. 570 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,385 Hm? 571 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,936 I had some thoughts I wanted to run by you. 572 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,272 Some suggestions to improve Commission protocol. 573 00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:29,108 Mm! Shaking things up already. 574 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:31,611 I admire that. 575 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:34,404 Go on. 576 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,074 Do tell! 577 00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:38,366 Gloria. 578 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,119 - [Handler] Mm. - The tube operator. 579 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,207 Wouldn't it be simpler if case managers were to send their own messages? 580 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,793 I appreciate the thought. I really do. 581 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,836 But everyone loves Gloria. 582 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,840 I... I would never hear the end of it. [chuckles] 583 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,091 She's been with the Commission family for years, 584 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:55,718 and she's this close to making pension. 585 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,220 [knock at door] 586 00:34:57,303 --> 00:35:00,431 [panting] Sorry to interrupt. May I have a moment alone? 587 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:01,848 Of course. 588 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:03,726 Duty calls. 589 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,104 We'll continue this discussion later, Five. 590 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,480 Sure. May I? 591 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:08,563 Please. 592 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,500 Hey. 593 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:32,630 So, I couldn't get a flight out until tonight, 594 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:33,840 and I don't know what to do. 595 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,216 I can't just sit here. 596 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,385 So I'm gonna head to the airport and wait. 597 00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,263 I just... I wanted to say goodbye. 598 00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:45,350 Luther? 599 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,228 [inhales sharply] 600 00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:52,066 I found Dad's research from my mission on the Moon. 601 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,116 Every single package was still sealed. 602 00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,205 - Why would he... - [Luther] He never opened them 603 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,541 because he never cared what I was doing up there. 604 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:11,294 Four years of my life. 605 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,170 A lie. 606 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:17,466 What an asshole. 607 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:20,344 I'm not the right person to stop this apocalypse, Allison. 608 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,054 Hey, Luther. Don't say that. 609 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,849 No, the world needs a leader and I'm not it. I'm not. 610 00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,101 Dad knew it, and now I know it. 611 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,603 I'm done. 612 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:35,610 Can I show you something? 613 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,615 - What? What is it? - Just... Just come with me. 614 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,995 What? You got something better to do? 615 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,959 - [clatters] - [laughs] 616 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,506 [Luther] I can't believe it's still here. 617 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:58,590 Me neither. 618 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:03,193 I can't believe he didn't take it down after he caught us up here. 619 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:07,516 - [giggles] - [Luther] Oh. 620 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:08,975 Why are we here? 621 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,022 To finish the feast. [giggles] 622 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:18,527 - [Allison] Oh, God! Oh! - Shoot. Hang on... 623 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,987 [Allison] Oh, oh, oh... Okay... 624 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,781 - [Luther] I... just... - Yeah. Oh... Oh. 625 00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:23,866 [laughs] Just gotta get in there. 626 00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:26,535 - [sighs] - [laughing] Easy, easy! 627 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,246 - Ah. - Okay. 628 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,329 [sighs] 629 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,167 [laughs] 630 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,797 Guess we're not kids anymore. 631 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:42,969 Could you just for one second turn off that cynical brain of yours? 632 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:45,346 I mean, this could be the last time we ever... 633 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:52,520 Ta-da! 634 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,272 - Wow. - [chuckles] 635 00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:55,815 Are these...? 636 00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:57,233 Yep, the very same. 637 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,070 [chuckles] 638 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:14,791 Cheers. 639 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,757 - [grunts] Oh, my God... - [gags] 640 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,426 - I am so sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 641 00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:24,802 Oh, no, shit! 642 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,138 God. 643 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,807 [chuckles] Oh! 644 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,393 Ah! [sighs] 645 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:34,770 [coughs] 646 00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:38,024 Oh. Yeah. 647 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:42,069 We're not kids anymore. [laughs] 648 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:44,529 [sighs] 649 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,708 Held up better than those sodas, huh? 650 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,962 - [chuckles softly] - You said you'd never take it off. 651 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,675 Yeah. But I did. 652 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:12,433 You know, now that Dad's not here to catch us, 653 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:16,145 we can go anywhere we want, in the house, in the courtyard... 654 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,520 The real world. 655 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:21,776 You're right. 656 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:24,737 You wanna get outta here? 657 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,284 Yeah. I think I could squeeze you in. 658 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,494 [chuckles] 659 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:33,787 Come on. 660 00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:36,374 - Oh, boy. - Oh, my God. 661 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,459 [laughs] 662 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:40,753 [groans] 663 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,005 Oh, gosh. Okay. 664 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:54,266 I guess I'm just tired of all this being told what to do, where to go. 665 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:57,228 Let's forget the stupid briefcase. Why not just stay here? 666 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,119 [sighs deeply] 667 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:17,206 [waitress] It should only be a couple more minutes on the jelly-filled. 668 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,417 I'll call you when they're ready. 669 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:27,299 - [laughter] - [Hazel chuckles, speaking indistinctly] 670 00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:30,845 [both sighing] 671 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,721 [Cha-Cha] That son of a bitch! 672 00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:50,739 - [sighs] - Get you goin' here. A quick... 673 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,743 You know, no, I... I think... I think this was... 674 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,928 - Whoa. Wait. - I think this was a bad idea. No. I just... 675 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:58,622 I should have had just one last hit to ease me into it. That's all I need. 676 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,308 - Mm-hmm. No, no, no. - I'll be right back. 677 00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:01,560 - I don't think so. - [Klaus] No... 678 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:03,627 - That's not how it works. Diego. - Nope. Sit down. 679 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,546 - [Klaus] Diego, listen. Just listen. - Sit. 680 00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:08,257 Just listen. [groans] 681 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,526 - Sit your ass down. - [groans] 682 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,427 - [coughs] - [Diego] Sit down. Sit down. 683 00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:14,263 [gasping, coughing] 684 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,098 Damn it, Diego! 685 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:19,059 - Damn it! Stop it! - Nope. 686 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,603 - Stop it! - [Diego] Nope! 687 00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:23,022 [yells] Get off! Get... Get off! 688 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:28,027 Get off! [grunting] Listen, listen. Listen to me. 689 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,153 Listen to me. 690 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:30,988 I can conjure her for you. 691 00:41:31,071 --> 00:41:32,823 - Stop. Stop. - Patch! I can... 692 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,093 - Don't use her name like that, okay? - [Klaus] Let me... 693 00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:37,012 - Just let me go. - [Diego] You can't conjure shit 694 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,037 until you're clean. 695 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,307 - [Klaus] Please... - I don't wanna see her 696 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,292 until I can tell her that I buried the bastards that killed her. 697 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:47,004 [gasping] Please. Please, Diego. 698 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:50,257 Please. [groaning] 699 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:52,218 Please, Diego. 700 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,053 This is for next time. 701 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:57,181 Puke, pee, whatever you need. Multipurpose. See? 702 00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,683 [groans] Diego! 703 00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:04,271 Diego, please come back! You prick! 704 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:09,777 [bombs whistling] 705 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,446 - [gunfire] - [Klaus] Lock and load, Charlie's away! 706 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,657 [soldier] Fire up those Claymores! 707 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:20,538 Whew! Christ on a cracker, that was a close one, huh, Dave? 708 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,040 - [soldier 2] I'm out of ammo! - Dave? 709 00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:27,169 [soldier 3 yells] Wounded! 710 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,255 [soldier 2 shouting] 711 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,800 [yells] Medic! 712 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,300 Medic! 713 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:35,970 Hey! 714 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:38,681 - Dave, look at me. Look at me. Okay? - [chokes] 715 00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,057 Oh, damn it. 716 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:42,393 - Medic! - [bomb whistles] 717 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:43,686 [explosion] 718 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:48,357 - Okay. Look at me. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. - [gasps] 719 00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:50,818 Hey. It's okay. Hey. 720 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:52,486 - [choking] - Hey. 721 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,406 Please, please... 722 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:56,907 Please stay with me, Dave. 723 00:42:56,991 --> 00:43:00,411 [sobbing] Stay with me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 724 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,289 No, no, no. 725 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:05,499 Damn it, I need a medic! 726 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,928 [inaudible] 727 00:43:33,068 --> 00:43:35,070 [humming] 728 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,033 Mom? 729 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:43,078 Oh! Hello, Diego, dear. 730 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:44,662 How are you... 731 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,584 walking around? 732 00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:53,881 One foot in front of the other. [chuckles] Why? How do you do it? 733 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,299 Mom, I... 734 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,513 - What's the last thing you remember? - Oh, let's see... 735 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:05,184 March 21st. Sunset was 7:33 p.m. 736 00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:06,810 Moon was waxing crescent. 737 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:10,022 - Dinner was Cornish hen, rice, carrots. - Mom, that happened over a week ago. 738 00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:12,900 Do you remember anything else? 739 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:13,984 [door opens] 740 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,656 No. 741 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:22,368 [Mom chuckles] I suppose that's odd. 742 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:29,041 I wonder what the weather is like today. 743 00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,876 It would be nice to go to the park. 744 00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,629 Dad never let you off the grounds. 745 00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:35,046 [chuckles] 746 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,343 Your father isn't here anymore. 747 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,766 You can do whatever you want, Mom. 748 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:47,476 Hm. 749 00:44:55,150 --> 00:44:57,152 [munching loudly] 750 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,785 That's more like it. See? 751 00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,745 [laughing] That's the guy I know. 752 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,789 What? The guy who just ate ten hot dogs? 753 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:11,709 No, a guy who doesn't need a mission to exist. 754 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,585 - Oh. - [laughs] 755 00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:19,425 You know, a part of me just wishes that... 756 00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:22,970 I could tell everyone here to enjoy this while they still can. 757 00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:26,682 Yeah, a part of me wishes I didn't know. 758 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,851 Yeah. Sorry about that. 759 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:30,644 No, no, it's just... 760 00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:33,856 all the what-ifs start to haunt you, you know? 761 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,609 I wonder how different things would've been if I hadn't left. 762 00:45:39,611 --> 00:45:41,864 I wonder how different things would have been if I had. 763 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:46,660 I can't believe how much time I just wasted believing Dad, 764 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,246 thinking that I could save the world. 765 00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:50,873 I mean, we can't go back. 766 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:53,125 And despite everything, I'm... 767 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,878 I'm grateful for him. 768 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,381 I mean, without him, we never would have met. 769 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:01,508 - [chuckles] I... - Right. 770 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,237 I think maybe you're the only person who really knows who I am 771 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:05,846 and still likes me anyway. 772 00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:17,149 I need to get to the airport and get home to Claire. 773 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:24,615 Goodbye, Luther. 774 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:40,047 - Allison, wait. - Luther, I can't. My plane. 775 00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:41,965 Allison Hargreeves... 776 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,637 will you dance with me? 777 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:52,643 [Toploader's "Dancing in the Moonlight" playing] 778 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:08,116 ♪ We get it almost every night ♪ 779 00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:12,371 ♪ When that Moon is big and bright ♪ 780 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:16,333 ♪ It's a supernatural delight ♪ 781 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:21,505 ♪ Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight ♪ 782 00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:32,099 ♪ Everybody here is out of sight ♪ 783 00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:36,728 ♪ They don't bark and they don't bite ♪ 784 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:40,190 ♪ They keep things loose They keep it tight ♪ 785 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:45,529 ♪ Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight ♪ 786 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:48,574 ♪ Dancin' in the moonlight ♪ 787 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:52,703 ♪ Everybody's feelin' warm and bright ♪ 788 00:47:52,786 --> 00:47:56,248 ♪ It's such a fine and natural sight ♪ 789 00:47:56,748 --> 00:48:01,712 ♪ Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight ♪ 790 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:12,639 ♪ We like our fun and we never fight ♪ 791 00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:16,852 ♪ You can't dance and stay uptight ♪ 792 00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:20,898 ♪ It's a supernatural delight ♪ 793 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:26,153 ♪ Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight ♪ 794 00:48:26,486 --> 00:48:28,822 ♪ Dancin' in the moonlight ♪ 795 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:32,743 ♪ Everybody's feelin' warm and bright ♪ 796 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:36,955 ♪ It's such a fine and natural sight ♪ 797 00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:42,127 ♪ Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight ♪ 798 00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:58,352 - [music swells] - [orchestra playing] 799 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,798 You're the sweetest, kindest man I've ever known. 800 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,676 If it wasn't completely obvious, 801 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:33,053 I've compared every man I've ever met to you. 802 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:35,389 Oh, we should have done that a long time ago. 803 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:38,976 - I'm an idiot. - [laughs] No you're not. 804 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:44,606 You know, if we leave now, we can make that flight. 805 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:49,653 - We? - [chuckles softly] 806 00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:03,083 [typewriters clacking] 807 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,882 Gloria, the Handler knows that Five is up to something. 808 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:13,093 Get this to Hazel and Cha-Cha immediately. 809 00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,052 Uh... 810 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:15,846 - Immediately. - Okay. Yeah. 811 00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:17,264 ["Kill of the Night" playing] 812 00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:18,890 - Uh... - ♪ My cold ♪ 813 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,142 Who are they? 814 00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:21,351 ♪ Desire ♪ 815 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:23,770 - [groans] - ♪ To hear the boom boom boom ♪ 816 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,355 ♪ Of your heart ♪ 817 00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:28,859 ♪ Oh, oh-ah, oh ♪ 818 00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:31,611 ♪ I'm gonna catch ya ♪ 819 00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:34,114 ♪ I'm gonna get ya, get ya ♪ 820 00:50:34,781 --> 00:50:36,742 ♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪ 821 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:41,079 ♪ I wanna taste the way that you bleed ♪ 822 00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:43,957 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 823 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:48,295 ♪ You're my kill of the night ♪ 824 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,010 ♪ This is a bad town ♪ 825 00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,762 ♪ For such a pretty face ♪ 826 00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:58,346 ♪ This is a bad town ♪ 827 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,557 ♪ For such a pretty face ♪ 828 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,392 ♪ This is a bad town ♪ 829 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:03,560 ♪ For such a pretty face ♪ 830 00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:07,022 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 831 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:09,441 ♪ I'm gonna catch ya ♪ 832 00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:11,735 ♪ I'm gonna get ya, get ya ♪ 833 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:14,196 - ♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪ - [typewriter dings] 834 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:19,242 ♪ I wanna taste the way that you bleed ♪ 835 00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:23,288 - ♪ You're my kill of the ♪ - [thuds] 836 00:51:23,371 --> 00:51:26,958 - [pneumatic tubes whoosh] - ♪ Night ♪ 837 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:29,544 You know that's not how we do things here. 838 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:33,173 Where's Gloria? 839 00:51:33,256 --> 00:51:35,258 Don't know. Couldn't find her anywhere. 840 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,678 [Gloria groaning] 841 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,647 You're a great disappointment to me. 842 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:52,067 You can't change what's to come, Five. 843 00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:57,280 I truly find it so odd that you can't shed this fantasy. 844 00:51:57,739 --> 00:52:00,075 You're a first-rate pragmatist. 845 00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:02,369 You belong here with us. 846 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,913 I don't belong anywhere, thanks to you. 847 00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:08,834 - You made me a killer. - [Handler] You were always a killer. 848 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:13,380 - I just pointed you in a direction. - [whooshes] 849 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,800 [Diego] Dad was wrong for keeping you locked up all those years. 850 00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:19,553 I should have said something. We all should have. 851 00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:22,389 There's something else that needs to be said, Diego. 852 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,851 Pogo and I... we've been lying. 853 00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:28,145 Lying to all of you. 854 00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,106 - [gunfire] - [whimpers] 855 00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:32,983 [gasps] 856 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:34,401 [woman on PA] Security. 857 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:36,778 - It's Dot! - Security to tube room. 858 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:39,447 - [alarm blaring] - Security breach in tube room. 859 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:40,771 - [all whimpering] - Security... 860 00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:43,785 - I'm gonna throw this stuff in the dryer. - Okay. 861 00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:46,413 Oh... 862 00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:10,270 [woman on PA] Security breach in tube room. Security to tube room. 863 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:15,692 What's the rush, Five? 864 00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:18,646 - We're just getting started. - Security to tube room. 865 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,112 [Dave] Klaus. 866 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,368 [Klaus whimpers] 867 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,787 Oh, my God. 868 00:53:28,371 --> 00:53:31,458 [laughing] I did it. It worked. 869 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:33,084 Dave! 870 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,045 [Handler] Is this how you want the last line 871 00:53:35,128 --> 00:53:36,671 of your report to read? 872 00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:38,315 [Five] When I'm done, I'm done, I guess. 873 00:53:38,381 --> 00:53:42,052 You can't keep this up, Five. We both know that even you have a limit. 874 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:46,264 I saved you from a lifetime of being alone. 875 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,850 - You owe me. - [pneumatic tube whooshes] 876 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:50,644 - [gun clicking] - Please evacuate. 877 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,145 - Remain calm. - [gun clicking] 878 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:53,855 - Do not panic. - I do owe a debt. 879 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,982 [whooshes] 880 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:58,151 - But it's not to you. - Please evacuate. 881 00:53:58,485 --> 00:53:59,694 Remain calm. 882 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:02,739 - Do not panic. - Shit. 883 00:54:04,699 --> 00:54:06,826 - [glass shattering] - [people screaming] 884 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:12,791 [pin clicks] 885 00:54:15,168 --> 00:54:17,796 - Hey, what are you doing... [screams] - [glass shattering] 886 00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:19,673 [whooshes, zaps] 887 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:21,591 [electricity crackling] 888 00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:23,134 [clock ticking] 889 00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:29,182 [ticking speeds up] 890 00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:48,135 - [ticking resumes normally] - [Klaus] Hold the phone. 891 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:50,495 We all died fighting this thing the first time around. 892 00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:51,413 Remember? 893 00:54:51,496 --> 00:54:54,332 Klaus, shockingly, has a point. What gives us a win this time? 894 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,084 [electricity crackles] 895 00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:58,128 [Allison] Je... Jesus! 896 00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:00,046 [Klaus groaning] 897 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:03,508 You guys, am I still high, or do you see him, too? 898 00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:05,051 Five, where have you been? 899 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,762 - Are you all right? - [Luther] Who did this? 900 00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:09,431 [Five] Irrelevant. 901 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:16,396 [slurping] 902 00:55:18,064 --> 00:55:19,232 [sighs] 903 00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:23,862 So, the apocalypse is in three days. 904 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,532 The only chance we have to save our world is, well, us. 905 00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:30,410 - The Umbrella Academy. - Yeah, but with me, obviously. 906 00:55:30,952 --> 00:55:33,204 So if y'all don't get your sideshow acts together 907 00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:35,290 and get over yourselves, we're screwed. 908 00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:37,208 Who cares if Dad messed us up? 909 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:39,794 Are we gonna let that define us? 910 00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:41,045 No. 911 00:55:42,255 --> 00:55:46,176 And to give us a fighting chance to see next week, I've come back with a lead. 912 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:49,137 I know who's responsible for the apocalypse. 913 00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:52,891 This is who we have to stop. 914 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:55,727 [Allison] Harold Jenkins? 915 00:55:56,227 --> 00:55:58,813 - Who the hell is Harold Jenkins? - [slurping] 916 00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,945 [rock violin music playing]