1 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:12,096 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 2 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,790 [dramatic music builds] 3 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,129 [tripod clicks] 4 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,305 [sharp inhale] 5 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,817 [energy resonates] 6 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:10,404 [dramatic music swells] 7 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,580 [man 1] Ain't no cause to make a building like this. 8 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:21,582 [man 2, in Japanese] Have you ever been called arrogant? 9 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:24,210 I don't know what that means, but these plans is bizarre. 10 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,671 [in Japanese] That's all there is to it. Follow the blueprint. 11 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,048 [man 1] I said, I don't understand these plans, 12 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,424 I don't understand you. 13 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,055 [ticking] 14 00:01:36,973 --> 00:01:41,269 [energy building up] 15 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:45,606 [ticking speed increases] 16 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:52,697 [bell dings] 17 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,246 [crowd cheering] 18 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:07,336 [indistinct chatter] 19 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:17,180 [dramatic march playing] 20 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,449 [bell dings] 21 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:58,429 When the job is done. 22 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,098 -You want 'em all dead? -All dead. 23 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:06,020 [weapons cocking] 24 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,947 [droning] 25 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:19,867 Back in a flash. 26 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:38,928 [watch ticking faintly] 27 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,808 [gunshot] 28 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,851 [gunshot] 29 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:52,817 [scattered gunfire] 30 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,111 [hinge creaks] 31 00:03:56,988 --> 00:04:00,491 All dead. All dead. All dead. 32 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,286 [panting] 33 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,998 [groaning] 34 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,715 [ominous string music playing] 35 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,226 [distant snarling] 36 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,197 [glass shattering] 37 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:43,326 [distant explosions booming] 38 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:59,508 So, how is it that we're still here, 39 00:04:59,592 --> 00:05:02,553 but the whole of the universe is going down the cosmic shitter? 40 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:06,474 -Maybe we're the last to get flushed. -Wasn't talking to you. 41 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:09,268 Hey, has anyone seen Klaus? 42 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,813 -Or Dad? -[Diego] They'll be here. 43 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:16,192 Really? Did they… hit traffic? 44 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:20,988 Look, people, we're alive because we're special, right? 45 00:05:21,072 --> 00:05:23,574 We're the only ones who can save the universe. 46 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,076 -Uh, question. -Yes. 47 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:27,703 Didn't we just try that and fail miserably? 48 00:05:27,787 --> 00:05:30,790 -Yeah, it's because his plan was stupid. -Mm. 49 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:32,583 -I got a better one. -'Course you do. 50 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,795 We go with the large hard-on particle accelerator. 51 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:38,672 You guys do some science, and… [clicks tongue] 52 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:41,217 …we launch the Kugelblitz into outer space. 53 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,094 [Diego] Didn't think I knew that, did ya? 54 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:45,513 It's in Switzerland. 55 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,264 It's "hadron," 56 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,100 not "hard-on," 57 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,267 ya moron! 58 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,770 Oi! At least he's trying, you shitty little squid. 59 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,188 What have you contributed? 60 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,856 Actually, he did blow up half his family. 61 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,901 Oh, you wanna talk about family problems? 62 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,113 You know what should have blown up is your face on that neck! 63 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:05,366 I wish I had a cake to hit you with it in your face! 64 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:06,742 [in Korean] What are you talking about? 65 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:09,829 -[in Spanish] You better cut that out… -[in Korean] Shut up! 66 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:12,873 Hey! You guys done? 67 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:15,334 The universe is disappearing outside. 68 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,963 So you can keep rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic 69 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,714 if it makes you feel better. 70 00:06:21,257 --> 00:06:24,260 But the fact remains that we are too late. 71 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,761 [Diego and Ben scoff] 72 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:26,929 Five, come on. 73 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,265 It's over, Luther. We failed. 74 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,142 Come on. It can't be over over. 75 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,436 Yeah, come on, Five. We gotta figure this out, man. 76 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:35,855 Okay. How about we take a step back? 77 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,690 Look at the big picture here. 78 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:42,486 Most of us have spent the last 28 days trying to stop the world from ending. 79 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,906 What exactly have we accomplished? 80 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:55,374 Well, we made some friends along the way. 81 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,375 Incorrect! 82 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,043 You know what we've done? 83 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:01,797 Nothing. We made things worse every single time. 84 00:07:01,881 --> 00:07:02,756 Amen to that. 85 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,010 [sighs] Look, when I went to the Commission, 86 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:09,305 I had a conversation with my 100-year-old self. 87 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:13,225 And my last words were, "Don't save the world." 88 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:15,060 "Don't save the world"? 89 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:16,896 "Don't save the world." 90 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,399 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 91 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,777 Is it? Well, whatever we're doing's not working. 92 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,155 All we ever do is save the world for a day, 93 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,824 pat ourselves on the back, and then everything goes to shit again. 94 00:07:28,908 --> 00:07:30,242 Yeah, maybe we're the problem. 95 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:31,702 Oh, yeah. Us. [scoffs] 96 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,120 [Lila] So, wait. 97 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:34,788 Your big plan is 98 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:36,624 no plan? 99 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:39,293 Exactly. Conscientious objection. 100 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,462 Why the hell not? We've tried everything else.  101 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,716 Look, maybe this is just what the universe needs. 102 00:07:46,217 --> 00:07:49,678 I say, embrace the apocalypse. See what's on the other side. 103 00:07:49,762 --> 00:07:52,389 What if it's… nothing? 104 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,643 Then it's been nice knowing you all. 105 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:01,982 Whatever's on your bucket list, I recommend you do that now. 106 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,401 [somber string music playing] 107 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:15,371 Well, on that… super happy note, 108 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,331 we've, um… 109 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:19,917 -Oh, what the hell. -[laughs] Okay. 110 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,878 We've, uh, got a little announcement to make. 111 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,423 [both] We're engaged! 112 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,259 [quietly] Kill me, Jesus. 113 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,510 [dejected sigh] 114 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:30,636 Idiots. 115 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,179 Now? 116 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:36,475 Yeah. Look, we realize the timing is less than ideal. 117 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,645 But, obviously, it's now or never. Am I right, Five? 118 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,689 Don't drag me into this, please. 119 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:46,277 What… Whatever time we have left, we wanna spend it with all of you. 120 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,446 So we're super pumped 121 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,241 if you would join us in the banquet hall at 6:00 p.m. 122 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:53,909 for a celebration of our love, 123 00:08:53,993 --> 00:08:56,328 and the official union 124 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:58,330 of what's left of our two great families. 125 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,834 Dress code is creative black-tie. 126 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,295 [Sloane laughs] 127 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,047 [thunder rumbling] 128 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:10,467 Mr. Rodo. 129 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,512 Sir Reginald, welcome back. 130 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,306 -[Klaus gasps] -It's been quite some time. 131 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,974 You two know each other? 132 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,684 Of course we do. I own this hotel. 133 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,769 -Where are the children? -They're upstairs, sir. 134 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,314 -Very good. Ready my suite, Mr. Rodo. -Right away, sir. 135 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,983 -Come on then, my boy. -Did you just say you owned this hotel? 136 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,902 No time to discuss the finer points of real estate investment just now. 137 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,363 -We must strike while the iron is hot. -Stick a pin in it. 138 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:34,491 But, Daddy-o, we can't go in there all guns a-blazing. 139 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:35,909 What are you talking about? 140 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,870 I'm just saying. Try not to be overly… 141 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:39,496 [exhales] 142 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,831 …you, 'kay? 143 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,710 Just follow my lead, Klaus. 144 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,341 Wow! 145 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,425 [laughs] 146 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,053 And you did all of this yourself? 147 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:57,139 Luther helped too. We stayed up all night. 148 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,516 [Lila] Amazing. 149 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,853 -[Ben] Dad? -Klaus. 150 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,146 -Hey. -[Viktor] Oh, thank God. 151 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,939 Gather 'round, children. Quickly now! 152 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,108 -The hell have you been? -Oh, Reg and I. 153 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:12,780 We got tangled up in a whole father-son end-of-the-world road trip kinda thing. 154 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,615 -You know? -You two are hanging now? 155 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,743 Yeah, we laughed, we cried, we played in traffic, 156 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:21,163 and long story short, I'm immortal now. 157 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,415 [grunting dramatically] 158 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,125 Whoa, wait. You're what now? 159 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,544 Klaus, have you gotten into the bath salts again? 160 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:31,090 I think the more pertinent question is, why are you all playing with jars? 161 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:33,092 -[Sloane] They're invitations. -[jar clatters] 162 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,259 Nobody's playing. 163 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,011 Luther and I are getting married. 164 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,516 All of space and time is collapsing, and you lot are planning a wedding? 165 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,268 Yeah, and, uh, the thing is, um, 166 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,145 space is limited. 167 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:48,982 So it's kind of a per-plate situation, so, you know. 168 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,152 Is this how I raised you? To fiddle while Rome burns? 169 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,029 Remember what we talked about, Reg. 170 00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:56,073 -Remember to breathe. -Quiet, I'm on a roll. 171 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,660 -Dad, have you been taking your pills? -As a matter of fact, I haven't. 172 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,371 And I can confirm that I've never felt better in my life. 173 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:05,124 You thought you could dope me up and slow me down, 174 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,168 take control of my affairs and squander my fortune. 175 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:13,674 Well, Klaus here was good enough to wean me off that wretched poison. 176 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,300 And now that the fog is lifting, 177 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:19,346 I can see all your dastardly designs with a bracing clarity. 178 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,224 You took him off his meds? What were you thinking? 179 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,934 He's the only one doing any thinking. 180 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:28,272 All of you could learn a thing or two from this impressive young man. 181 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,774 [snickers] 182 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,818 The world really is ending! Oh my God. 183 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,196 As for the rest of you, your training is to resume post-haste. 184 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,615 We're running out of time. We have a mission to complete. 185 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,284 I'm ready. Let's do this. 186 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,577 [Five] Let me guess. 187 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,454 Project Oblivion? 188 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,205 How do you know about that? 189 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,999 I heard all about it from Pogo. 190 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,419 Now, there's a name I haven't heard in some time. 191 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:53,756 And he confirmed what I've always suspected about you. 192 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:54,673 Which is? 193 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,550 That you're a sadistic lunatic 194 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,178 who's planning on gambling all of our lives 195 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,846 in another pointless mission. 196 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,140 And you'd take the word of a disgruntled chimp 197 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,850 over that of your own father? 198 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,810 Every damn day. 199 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,314 Nobody wants you here, Dad. 200 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:12,691 You should leave. 201 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,152 Hey, you don't speak for all of us, big guy. 202 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,695 Feel free to join him. 203 00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:20,240 I see. So this is what it's come to. 204 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,785 -Insurrection. -[shushes] 205 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:26,205 That's not the kind of erection we're driving for here, all right? 206 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,706 Everybody just needs to be cool. 207 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,667 Clearly, you guys are on a different chakra frequency right now. 208 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:34,004 Hey, Pops, let's go have a nice cup of tea in the suite. 209 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,798 -Let go of my arm. -Luther, Sloane. 210 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,591 Oh my God. I'm beyond thrilled. 211 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,761 You guys are gorgeous. Amazing. Send me your registry! 212 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,862 [Luther] Hey, Viktor. 213 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,948 Um, I got a question. 214 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,450 Well, really, it's more of a request, um… 215 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:06,703 It's totally last minute, and… The whole thing is last minute, but I-- 216 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:07,746 What is it? 217 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,124 Will you be my best man? 218 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,710 You don't have to do much. 219 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:17,047 You just have to stand next to me and make sure I don't act like an idiot. 220 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,215 You know. [chuckles] 221 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,884 I would love to. 222 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,680 Okay. [chuckles] Great. 223 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,432 Um, okay, so we're on a tight schedule. 224 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,978 The bachelor party is in 15 minutes, and not everyone is invited-- 225 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,229 -[Ben] What was that? -So-- 226 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,570 Nothing, man. [chuckles] 227 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,821 Nothing. 228 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,201 Okay. [chuckles] 229 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,458 [Viktor sighs] 230 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,965 -[Lila] Are you still playing hard to get? -Quiet. 231 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,802 -I'm brainstorming. -Smells like it. Crack a window. 232 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,804 Look, I just got a lot of things to think through. 233 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,848 -Think what through? -The end of everything. 234 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,308 Mmm. Okay. 235 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,602 Well, while we're all waiting for the big breakthrough, 236 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,645 the boys are waiting downstairs before the wedding. 237 00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:15,647 -I'm not going to that wedding. -Like hell you're not. 238 00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,316 You're my plus-one. Get dressed! 239 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,693 I'm not going to no stupid wedding at the end of the world 240 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,403 when I'm supposed to be saving it, alright? 241 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,865 Our best bet was a human Rubik's Cube, and he went kablooey. What do you suggest? 242 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,242 Gotta be somebody's ass we can kick. What are you doing? 243 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,620 -You're going to the wedding. -We got a kid to take care of. 244 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,164 You think I don't know that? I'm the one incubating that brat-- 245 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,166 Then I don't get why you're not fighting harder for this. 246 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,377 Not all fights are worth fighting for. Odds are, we don't survive this one. 247 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:40,297 I'll take those odds if it means I get to spend it with you and the baby. 248 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:47,012 What happened to Mr. Lone Wolf doesn't need anybody? 249 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,889 He met a crazy lady. 250 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,516 Changed his mind. 251 00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,650 I love you, Diego, 252 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,402 but I'm not gonna go on some doomed mission 253 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,112 with your shaggy brother and senile father. 254 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,280 -You have to listen-- -No. 255 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,699 You can spend tonight fighting your bloody apocalypse 256 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,867 or being with me. 257 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,661 [softly] Don't do that. 258 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,830 You can't have both. 259 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,594 Lila. 260 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:40,816 I choose you. 261 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:55,664 It seems I've miscalculated just how much these children truly dislike me. 262 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,916 Oh, yeah, loathe you, despise you. 263 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,294 I mean, truly, deeply repelled by you. 264 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,212 That'll do. 265 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,965 Listen, Dad, these are sensitive souls we're dealing with here, 266 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,633 and they're already broken 267 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,469 and they don't need you to berate them any further. 268 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:11,346 But they'll never improve their capabilities 269 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:14,433 if they don't have an acute understanding of how incredibly incompetent 270 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,892 and deeply disappointing they are. 271 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,227 There's such a thing as-- 272 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,396 -Dad, can I talk to you? -Now's not a good time. 273 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,982 -It will only take a minute-- -Not now! You were saying? 274 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:25,402 There's such a thing as catching more flies with honey. 275 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,780 You see what I'm saying? We're trying to make friends here. 276 00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,699 Why should I want to befriend my own children? 277 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,743 That's for hippies and people with low self-esteem. 278 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,494 All I'm saying is, 279 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:39,041 why don't we try a little small talk before we go, you know, full Stalin? 280 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,168 "Hey! How are you?" 281 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,087 "Oh my God, I love that 282 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:48,258 necktie pin waistcoat combo." 283 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,426 "Where'd you get that?" 284 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,179 "Can you believe this apocalyptic weather we're having?" 285 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,305 That type of thing. 286 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,890 Come on. Come over here. 287 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,349 Sit down. Have a drink. 288 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,934 I want you 289 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,938 to say something nice to me. 290 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:02,939 I dare you. 291 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,149 Go for it. 292 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,905 You have a well-proportioned forehead, 293 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:16,036 which tells me you're considerate yet easily excitable. 294 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,958 Great! Great! 295 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,211 Yeah, it could use some work, but, hey, you know. 296 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,588 Point is, they don't know you like I know you. 297 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:30,717 They just need a little time to warm up to this version of you. 298 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:33,428 Unfortunately, time is something of which we have very little. 299 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,597 Good thing we got a wedding to crash tonight, baby. 300 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,933 We do? Why? No one wants me there. 301 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,227 Oh, come on. They want you to earn being there. 302 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:44,314 Be a dad, not a boss. Dad, not a boss. 303 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,902 Trust me, you showing support for Luther is gonna go a long way. 304 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,029 [sighs] 305 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:55,784 [karaoke version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing] 306 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,329 Get it, Luther! 307 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:03,041 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 308 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,712 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 309 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,466 ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 310 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:14,302 ♪ I fuckin' need you more than ever… ♪ 311 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,304 Doesn't he have the voice of an angel? 312 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,640 -Yeah, baby, hit those high notes. -Woo! 313 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,561 -♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪ -Sing it, baby. 314 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,063 Can't believe Luther's the first one of us that gets hitched. 315 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:28,358 I can. I caught him marrying my action figures in, like, third grade. 316 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,442 Did not. 317 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,987 This isn't how I pictured our bachelors' party, you know? 318 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:36,116 Well, the world's running a little short on strippers and tea cakes right now. 319 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:39,035 Just surprised you didn't invite Daddy Dearest to come join us. 320 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,830 Oh, come on. He's such a kind and thoughtful soul. 321 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,957 He's not like our Hargreeves. Au contraire. 322 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,669 But I'll admit I needed a break from the old dog. 323 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,590 ♪ Nothing I can say ♪ 324 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,843 ♪ Total eclipse of the heart ♪ 325 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:58,680 -Oh… -[Viktor] Woo! 326 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,474 What're you SOBs so down in the mouth about? This is a party. 327 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:05,729 I'm just so glad we got to go out with a big ol' bang while we still can. 328 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,106 Hey, here's to us. 329 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,691 [Luther] Mm. 330 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,359 We've had a hell of a run. 331 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,819 -Cheers. -Cheers. 332 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:16,740 [Luther] Who's next? 333 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:20,285 Oh. That'd be me 'cause I have finally come to a decision. 334 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,912 What's it gonna be, maestro? 335 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,830 -It's gonna be a duet, my friend. -[Luther] Oh! 336 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,165 Yay! 337 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,750 I feel so special! 338 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,502 Oh! This is gonna be good. 339 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,838 No karaoke is good. That's the point. 340 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:39,179 ♪ Now, I've had the time of my life ♪ 341 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:42,390 ♪ No, I never felt this way before… ♪ 342 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:43,892 Woo! 343 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,685 -♪ Yes, I swear ♪ -All right! 344 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:46,811 ♪ It's the truth… ♪ 345 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,396 I'm gonna miss this. 346 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,357 ♪ And I owe it all to you… ♪ 347 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,776 Not me. These guys are the worst. 348 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,278 -♪ Had the time of my life ♪ -[Luther] That's not what I meant. 349 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,446 I know. 350 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,782 ♪ And I owe it all to you ♪ 351 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,367 I'm gonna miss them too. 352 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,369 -[instrumental break plays] -[Klaus] Oh! 353 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,454 Gettin' funky in here! 354 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,457 Hey, will you do me one more favor? 355 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,708 Yeah, anything. 356 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,961 Talk to Allison. 357 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,713 -No. Come on. I can't-- -Viktor, please. 358 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,841 And… And say what? "Why did you kill my friend"? 359 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,927 You really wanna compare body counts? 360 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:24,391 I just… I don't want her to be alone when all this ends, you know? 361 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:25,767 I mean, Five said it. 362 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,019 If there's anything on your bucket list, do it now. 363 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,938 Why does it have to be on my list? 364 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,648 Because she's always been good to you. 365 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,693 Better than the rest of us. 366 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:39,447 [Five and Klaus] ♪ 'Cause we seem To understand the urgency ♪ 367 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,284 ♪ Just remember… ♪ 368 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,452 -[Five] Luther! -Oh! 369 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,329 -Come on. Come on. -[laughs] 370 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,499 [Five] Viktor. Viktor, don't be shy. Diego, you too. 371 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,875 [Viktor] You don't want this. 372 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,335 Okay, screw it. 373 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,921 -Get in here, Diego! -Come on! Come on! Look lively! 374 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,674 ♪ This could be love ♪ 375 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,092 ♪ Because ♪ 376 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,845 ♪ I've had ♪ 377 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,556 ♪ The time of my life ♪ 378 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:08,476 ♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪ 379 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,103 ♪ Yes, I swear ♪ 380 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,981 -♪ Yes, I swear ♪ -♪ It's the truth ♪ 381 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,525 ♪ And I owe it all to you ♪ 382 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,987 ♪ 'Cause I've had ♪ 383 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,156 ♪ The time of my life ♪ 384 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:25,785 ♪ And I've searched through Every open door ♪ 385 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:29,289 ♪ Till I found the truth… ♪ 386 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,207 [song fades out] 387 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,918 [Ben] So it's official. 388 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,462 My ears are broken, 389 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:38,506 and the idiot with knives really can't sing. 390 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,884 Diego. You know his name is Diego. 391 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,177 Oh, whatever. 392 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,430 Maybe you should try and be nice to him and the others. 393 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:46,973 And why would I do that? 394 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,310 As much as I'd love to work out your anger issues right now, 395 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,979 I have to get back to this. The wedding is in an hour. 396 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,356 Fei is dead. 397 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,942 Yeah. I know. And so are the others. 398 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,027 Oh, so that's it? 399 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:02,614 You're just gonna turn your back on the Sparrow Academy? 400 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:06,242 I mean, you heard Dad. We have training to do. 401 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,286 Something big is about to go down. 402 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,789 I wish you were talking about my wedding. 403 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,082 [sharp inhale] 404 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,000 Okay. 405 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,879 Sloane, listen to me-- 406 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,382 No. You listen to me. 407 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,093 I'm sorry they didn't invite you to the bachelor party. 408 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,011 I don't… I don't care about that. 409 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,221 Yes, you do. 410 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,182 You care more about being invited to the bachelor party 411 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,810 than you do Fei or the others. 412 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:32,936 Or even saving the world. 413 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,020 That-- 414 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:35,855 [chuckles] 415 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,232 That's… That's crazy. 416 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:38,149 Is it? 417 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,777 You and I, we've never been alone. 418 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,321 It's always been the seven of us. 419 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,906 Now it's just you. 420 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:45,907 [Ben scoffs] 421 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,702 So congratulations, Ben. You're finally Number One 422 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,621 of one. 423 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,666 [emotional string music playing] 424 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,627 I'm a Sparrow, and so are you. 425 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,711 Not anymore. 426 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,591 What's so damn special about them anyway? 427 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,261 They're a real family. 428 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:09,389 They don't exist to sell action figures and tote bags. 429 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:10,682 We were more than that. 430 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:11,808 Were we? 431 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,312 Why is it so important for you to be a Sparrow? 432 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,154 [quietly] Because I have nothing else. 433 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,071 [bell dings] 434 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,243 [Klaus] Not sure this place is gonna be big enough. 435 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,578 This better be an open bar. 436 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:34,706 Hey, come on. It's for Luther. Let's perk up. 437 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,959 Wow. 438 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,544 [chuckles] 439 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,924 -[bell dings] -[elevator door opens] 440 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,135 I don't know. Normally, my tush looks good. 441 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,763 Ah, I see you've gone for the oversized button-down. Original. 442 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,057 You do realize there's no paparazzi here, right? 443 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,434 -What? Dang it. -[Luther shushes] 444 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:57,812 Listen to me, you two. This is my day, all right? 445 00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,648 So if you two can just get along for a couple of hours, 446 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,650 you can consider that my wedding gift. 447 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,360 Well, he started it, so-- 448 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,112 -You literally just started it. -Literally? 449 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,238 [Luther] Bah, bah, bah! 450 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,282 My day! 451 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:12,118 Two hours. Do you think you can manage that? 452 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:13,161 Yeah, fine. 453 00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,455 -Thank you. -[bell dings] 454 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,458 [Lila gasps] 455 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:19,959 [Lila] Wow. 456 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:24,297 [emotional string music playing] 457 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:40,522 Let's get this over with before I die of cringe. 458 00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,651 [Klaus] Dearly beloved, 459 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:50,615 we're gathered here today for a good time, not a long time, 460 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,575 so let's have a good time, huh? 461 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,953 'Cause the sun can't shine every day. 462 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:56,329 Can I get an amen? 463 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:57,330 -Amen! -Amen! 464 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,289 [cheering] 465 00:24:58,373 --> 00:24:59,332 Amen. 466 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:06,464 Luther, do you be taking this banging hottie to be your lady? 467 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:07,924 I do. 468 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,051 [Klaus sighs] 469 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,886 Sloane, do you promise 470 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:17,308 to love and cherish this big hairy bastard 471 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,978 for the next 24 to 48 hours? 472 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,145 Give or take a day. 473 00:25:21,229 --> 00:25:22,272 [shushes] 474 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:23,898 I'm gonna try. 475 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,024 Well, then… 476 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,651 I'm sorry. 477 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,946 I pronounce you married as shit! 478 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,782 Viva la apocalypse! 479 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,909 -[cheering] -["Teenage Dream" by The Rescues plays] 480 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:39,497 [Diego squeals and yells] 481 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,375 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 482 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:46,921 ♪ Let's run away And don't ever look back ♪ 483 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:51,050 ♪ Don't ever look back ♪ 484 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,720 ♪ We drove to Cali ♪ 485 00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,389 ♪ And got drunk on the beach ♪ 486 00:25:56,472 --> 00:26:00,268 ♪ Got a motel And built a fort out of sheets ♪ 487 00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:01,769 ♪ I finally found you ♪ 488 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,772 ♪ My missing puzzle piece ♪ 489 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:07,108 ♪ I'm complete ♪ 490 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,110 ♪ Let's go all ♪ 491 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,446 ♪ The way tonight ♪ 492 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:13,197 ♪ No regrets ♪ 493 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,532 ♪ Just love ♪ 494 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,743 ♪ We can dance… ♪ 495 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,454 This is officially worse than the apocalypse. 496 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,458 [Five] Ah, there we are. 497 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,461 ♪ You make me ♪ 498 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,046 ♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪ 499 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:30,465 ♪ Teenage dream ♪ 500 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:32,216 ♪ The way you turn me on ♪ 501 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,427 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 502 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,513 ♪ Let's run away And don't ever look back ♪ 503 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:40,224 ♪ Don't ever look back ♪ 504 00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,685 ♪ My heart stops ♪ 505 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,020 ♪ When you look at me ♪ 506 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,230 ♪ Just one touch ♪ 507 00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:48,107 ♪ Now, baby, I believe ♪ 508 00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:50,360 ♪ This is real ♪ 509 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:53,696 ♪ So take a chance And don't ever look back ♪ 510 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,157 ♪ Don't ever look back ♪ 511 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,368 ♪ You make me ♪ 512 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,078 ♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪ 513 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:02,413 ♪ Teenage dream ♪ 514 00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:04,248 ♪ The way you turn me on ♪ 515 00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:06,292 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 516 00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:09,837 ♪ Let's run away And don't ever look back ♪ 517 00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:16,594 It's five dollars for a four-by-five. Eight if you want two of them. 518 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,305 [big band music playing] 519 00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,140 -[Luther] You see that spread? -I'm impressed. 520 00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:22,225 I made the whole cake. 521 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:25,603 [with mouth full] Three tiers. Yeah. Have you tried this lamb? 522 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,313 -No. -It's so good. 523 00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,523 -Is it? -Yeah. 524 00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:30,066 Mm. 525 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,694 Let me try yours, but with the sauce. 526 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:35,363 -My lamb? -Yeah. Let me try your lamb. 527 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,079 -Cinco! Mi hermano. -Oh God. 528 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:43,996 What do you want? 529 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,667 Listen to me, Dad is upstairs right now with a plan to save everything. 530 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,670 So what say you and I pop up to the suite for a little chitchat? 531 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:52,839 Are you like Frick and Frack with the old man now? 532 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:55,508 This dad's different. He's a turtle. 533 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:56,968 Hard on the outside, 534 00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:59,262 but all cute and wrinkly 535 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,515 and occasionally delicious on the inside. 536 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,517 -Klaus? -Yeah? 537 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,186 Old dogs like me and him never change. 538 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:09,897 He has never had our best interests at heart. 539 00:28:09,981 --> 00:28:14,736 So, my only plan for tonight is to get fucked up beyond all recognition. 540 00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:15,737 Sure. 541 00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:17,947 -Have at it. -I shall! 542 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,534 Hmm. 543 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:24,620 [murmurs] 544 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:28,750 Klaus, don't even think about going over there 545 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,543 and filling his empty head with bad ideas. 546 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:31,711 Moi? How dare-- 547 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:35,173 You may be unkillable, but I'll find a way 548 00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:37,216 to make sure that your time on this earthly plane 549 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:40,970 is chock-full of pain and suffering. 550 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,054 Got it? 551 00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,515 Yeah. Sure. 552 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,809 Great. Big smile. 553 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:48,853 -[Klaus grunts] -[grunts] 554 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,314 Bye. 555 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:52,315 [groans] 556 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,399 Ow! 557 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,533 [indistinct chatter] 558 00:29:02,617 --> 00:29:03,534 [Luther] I got lamb. 559 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,749 [Ben] How long before we can leave? 560 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:11,334 After the speeches. 561 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,504 I don't think I can last that long. 562 00:29:15,213 --> 00:29:17,215 Oh, also, have you seen Dad? 563 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,383 [Allison] Have a drink, Ben. 564 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,468 Relax. 565 00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:23,429 -For once in your pathetic life. -[chuckles] 566 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:29,018 -Mazel tov to the Mr. and Mrs. -Hey, brother. 567 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,103 -Cheers. -Now, about Dad. 568 00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:33,105 -No, no, no, no. -[Klaus] No. 569 00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:35,149 -The answer's no, Klaus. -Baby, he's a changed man. 570 00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:38,152 -No, the man is incapable of change. -Lulu, he's different. 571 00:29:38,236 --> 00:29:40,905 -He helped me conquer my childhood fears. -Mm-hmm? 572 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,073 We played catch together. 573 00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:43,866 Wait. You played catch with Dad? 574 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,786 Yeah, we call it bus-ball, but that's kind of our thing. 575 00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:48,871 I mean, you could find your own thing with him. 576 00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:51,666 [groans] Would you stop? Listen, you're being duped. 577 00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:53,668 -No, I'm not being duped. -No, you are, you are. 578 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:54,919 -In fact, worse. -Come on! 579 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,838 You're being enabled by your own father. 580 00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:59,674 Yeah, but I really think if you just give him a little chance-- 581 00:29:59,757 --> 00:30:00,842 Klaus! 582 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,011 [softly] Babe, it's fine. 583 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,556 -[Sloane] It's our wedding. -[Klaus whimpers] 584 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,057 You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 585 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,475 -Yeah. -I'm sorry. 586 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:12,103 -[leather crinkles] -[Klaus groans] 587 00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:13,187 Okay, that's good. 588 00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:15,690 Listen, I'm just trying to enjoy my wedding, okay? 589 00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:17,149 -And you should too. -Okay. 590 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,569 -Go have some salmon and a Jell-O cup. -That sounds nice. 591 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:20,528 All right? 592 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,697 All right. Well, screw it, I tried. 593 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:26,659 [Luther] Mm. 594 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,744 Did-- Yeah, okay, this is my lamb. 595 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:30,162 -That's your lamb. -[bell dings] 596 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,292 [Diego] I don't think he actually hates it. 597 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:35,793 We should do that later. 598 00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:37,587 Oh. 599 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,715 [somber string music playing] 600 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,973 [Luther] What the hell is he doing here? 601 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,648 [Sloane whispers] Hey. 602 00:30:58,441 --> 00:30:59,358 It's okay. 603 00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:00,693 [whispers] It's not okay. 604 00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:03,905 Let's just try and be civil. 605 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:05,781 For me? 606 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,785 -Okay. -[big band music resumes] 607 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:10,745 [Sloane] Okay. 608 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,873 [Diego] He better not sit here. 609 00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:16,542 -Swear to God, he better not sit here. -[Ben] What is he doing here? 610 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,294 [Diego] Yeah, keep walking. 611 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,796 -[Ben] But who invited him? -[Allison] Just suffer with us. 612 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,424 [Ben] I can't get invited to a party, and he's invited to this? 613 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:26,260 -[Allison] Wow. You really can't relax. -Now we're all here. 614 00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:28,846 [Allison] Ben? 615 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:30,431 Chill. 616 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,183 ♪ I want to say to you ♪ 617 00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:35,061 ♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪ 618 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:38,689 -♪ We could be falling in love ♪ -[Klaus] Psst. 619 00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:44,070 ♪ Some know you look lonely ♪ 620 00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:48,491 ♪ Some say you just need a friend ♪ 621 00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:52,411 ♪ I want to say to you ♪ 622 00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:55,247 ♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪ 623 00:31:55,331 --> 00:32:00,419 ♪ We could be falling in love ♪ 624 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:04,757 ♪ You and me Are like birds in a tree… ♪ 625 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,218 Is he eating a deviled egg with a knife and fork? 626 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:09,553 That's sad. That's making me sad. 627 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:10,721 You're introducing me. 628 00:32:10,805 --> 00:32:12,974 -Now. Come. -No, I'm not. No, I'm not-- 629 00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:14,266 [Klaus] Go, go! 630 00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:18,813 -Do you seriously want me-- -Yeah, come on. Do I look okay? 631 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:20,898 [Diego] Yeah, you look good. 632 00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:22,984 Dad, 633 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:25,444 Lila. 634 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:28,239 Lila, Sir Reginald Hargreeves. 635 00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:29,782 Mr. Hargreeves, what a pleasure. 636 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:32,243 Is that the trace of an East End accent I detect? 637 00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:33,160 Good ear. 638 00:32:33,244 --> 00:32:35,871 Mine was stamped out in favor of the Queen's. 639 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,707 Let me guess. Spitalfields? 640 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,084 -Close. Whitechapel. -You must know the Cat and Custard. 641 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:42,294 -Next to the Fox and Hound. -Best chippy in East London. 642 00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:45,047 I would murder for a spot of mushy peas right about now. 643 00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:45,965 [both chuckle] 644 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:48,342 So, how did you end up with this one? 645 00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:50,177 Well, we met in a mental hospital. 646 00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:51,303 I have no doubt. 647 00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:55,307 Well, he might be a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but he'll do. 648 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,601 Indeed. 649 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,068 [Reginald] She's quite the specimen. 650 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:07,862 Well done, my boy. 651 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:11,282 Thanks, Dad. 652 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:13,325 It is unfortunate timing. 653 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:15,661 Why? 654 00:33:15,745 --> 00:33:17,788 You'd have made a superb father. 655 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,874 [emotional instrumental music playing] 656 00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:25,921 Hey, Ben-ihana. Don't hit me! [chuckles] 657 00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:27,006 Hey, listen. 658 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:32,053 I know we ain't exactly been best buds in this timeline or whatever, 659 00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:34,346 but, man, do I have a mission for you-- 660 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:35,347 [belches] 661 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:36,932 Ugh. 662 00:33:37,475 --> 00:33:38,559 Charming. 663 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,978 -Ten people. -Huh? 664 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,315 -There are only ten people left. -Okay. 665 00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:48,194 Drunk Ben clearly likes numbers and… shrimp. 666 00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:52,114 And you couldn't even invite me to your stupid bachelor party. 667 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,032 Oh. 668 00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:57,453 Have we finally flicked off bad Benny's hard candy shell? 669 00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:00,956 -Why don't you like me? -Because you're a huge puckering asshole. 670 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,501 -Okay, but you like the other Ben. -Yeah, we love the other Ben. 671 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,461 Why? What was so special about him? 672 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,296 Because he was a know-it-all. 673 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,964 He was a scold. 674 00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:14,845 He was a tiny dark cloud on a perfect sunny day. 675 00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:16,180 [laughs] 676 00:34:18,265 --> 00:34:20,059 Those… Those are all bad things. 677 00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:21,811 Yeah, but they looked great on him. 678 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:25,523 Okay, you know what? I am so much better than that other Ben. 679 00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:27,691 -Mm-hmm? -I was Number One. 680 00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:29,860 Twice. 681 00:34:29,944 --> 00:34:31,695 Does Dad give a shit? 682 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:35,616 No. He was busy hanging out with you. 683 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:39,995 Oh, man, methinks you might be trying a little too hard. 684 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:41,080 Look around. 685 00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:45,042 Nobody's polishing their boots or pressing their tights. 686 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:48,462 We're a complete and total shit show. Ya get it? 687 00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,756 And our Ben, my Ben, 688 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,800 was just that kinda disaster, 689 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:55,928 and it made him ridiculously easy to love. 690 00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,765 [sighs] 691 00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:07,148 [departing footsteps] 692 00:35:11,569 --> 00:35:14,947 [clinking] 693 00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:19,577 -[taps on mic] -[feedback whines] 694 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:23,956 -[Reginald] I know it is customary… -[Viktor] Hey. 695 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,374 …for the father of the bride… 696 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,168 -I'm not in the mood. -Allison-- 697 00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:29,420 No, I get it. It's a wedding. 698 00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:31,589 Everybody's drunk, and we're all supposed to be chummy. 699 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,757 -[Reginald's speech continues] -But I'm not feeling it. 700 00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:37,178 That's fine. You don't have to be in a festive mood. 701 00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:40,890 But will you please just hear me out? 702 00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:44,059 -[feedback whines] -[clears throat] 703 00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:47,688 Sloane, ever since you were a little girl, 704 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,358 I've always known you were exceptionally bright. 705 00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:54,195 And though I can't say I know Luther all that well, 706 00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,071 from the few moments we have shared, 707 00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:59,533 it seems you found yourself an adequate partner. 708 00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:02,328 He just called Luther adequate. [snickers] 709 00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:03,913 Nicest thing he's ever said to him. 710 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:06,749 -The kerchief really softens him though. -Shh! 711 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:11,712 I acknowledge that, as a father, I was not without my faults. 712 00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:15,049 I hope these shortcomings 713 00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:20,095 will be seen as only a rough patch on an otherwise verdant lawn. 714 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:22,514 [Viktor] Look, I'm sorry. 715 00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,350 I was wrong. 716 00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:26,018 I lied, and… 717 00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,313 I betrayed your trust. 718 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,774 [Reginald's speech continues faintly] 719 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,108 But you're 720 00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:37,947 more important to me than anything in this entire world. 721 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,659 Will you forgive me? 722 00:36:44,495 --> 00:36:45,454 No. 723 00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:49,083 I don't think I will. 724 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,585 I'm proud to call you my children. 725 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:57,675 Even those whom I raised in a revenant version of myself. 726 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:04,974 I hope that tonight we can create a few special memories 727 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:09,395 in whatever precious little time we have left. 728 00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:12,189 If you won't forgive me, just know I forgive you. 729 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,274 For what? 730 00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:14,650 [Reginald] And now, in closing… 731 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,568 I didn't do anything wrong. 732 00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:17,945 You know, I'm 733 00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:22,157 really tired of being the asshole that has to meet you halfway. 734 00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:27,079 -I am tired of being a sucker. -You're the sucker? 735 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:30,374 Our whole lives, all you said you ever wanted was for us to be close, 736 00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:32,001 and we finally got there, 737 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:34,461 and you fucked it up. 738 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:36,630 Not me. 739 00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:39,091 Is this really how you wanna end things? 740 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,510 Don't worry. I'll sleep fine tonight. 741 00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:45,556 [Reginald] The sun rises over a lily's field. 742 00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:50,227 A mother veiled, her lips concealed. 743 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,815 The mourners come in droves of black 744 00:37:55,733 --> 00:37:58,819 to bury what their hearts unpack. 745 00:37:58,902 --> 00:37:59,903 [bell dings] 746 00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:04,283 [Reginald] With shallow breath and time eclipsed, 747 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,830 I pray you miss death's gentle kiss. 748 00:38:10,581 --> 00:38:14,376 [emotional music swells] 749 00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:19,131 [Ben] That makes no sense. 750 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:22,426 Beautiful! Bravo, Dad! Bravo! 751 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,677 [applause continues] 752 00:38:23,761 --> 00:38:25,679 I didn't think the old man had it in him. 753 00:38:25,763 --> 00:38:26,847 [Chet] All right, all right. 754 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:30,225 Time to turn those frowns upside down! 755 00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:34,480 This one is for all the party people in the place. 756 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:39,360 [emotional music continues playing] 757 00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:47,136 ["Come In Mr. Lonely" by Jerry Dyke playing] 758 00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:48,679 [feedback whines] 759 00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:50,264 [singing along] ♪ Come on in ♪ 760 00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:53,267 ♪ Sit right down ♪ 761 00:39:53,809 --> 00:39:55,686 ♪ Mr. Lonely ♪ 762 00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:57,396 [Sloane moans softly] 763 00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,898 ♪ You're too late… ♪ 764 00:39:59,982 --> 00:40:02,860 -So, just to recap this night. -Mm-hmm? 765 00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:05,112 Ben and Five are blotto drunk. 766 00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:07,406 [Luther chuckles heartily] 767 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,575 [Five] ♪ Mr. Sadness… ♪ 768 00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:14,246 And Viktor and Allison almost punched each other out. 769 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,039 -Oh. Yeah. -Yeah. 770 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:20,878 And Dad recited a weirdly moving death poem. 771 00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:22,796 Hm. 772 00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:25,966 You know, that's not bad 773 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,719 for a Hargreeves family wedding at the end of the world. 774 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,098 You know, I didn't need a big to-do. 775 00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:37,144 This is all I needed. 776 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:43,984 [Five] ♪ I can't even offer you a smile… ♪ 777 00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:48,947 That used to be us. 778 00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:52,451 We were never like that. 779 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:54,620 Gross. 780 00:40:57,706 --> 00:40:59,082 That's more like it. 781 00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:04,004 ♪ Who planned things this way? ♪ 782 00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:07,674 ♪ No offense ♪ 783 00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,469 ♪ But you know ♪ 784 00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:12,888 ♪ I'm still looking ♪ 785 00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:18,727 [wind whistling] 786 00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:23,565 [Lila] It's probably a good thing. 787 00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:26,360 I would've been a shit mum. 788 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,157 I doubt that. 789 00:41:32,241 --> 00:41:33,242 Hey, guys. 790 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:41,124 Hey, uh… 791 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,252 I saw. 792 00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:45,837 And I… I appreciate you trying. 793 00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:48,507 Oh, no, no, no, no! 794 00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,092 -Hey, what? -[Diego] No! 795 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,553 -Klaus, why are you bringing Ben here? -Come on! 796 00:41:52,636 --> 00:41:55,389 -Hear me out before-- -Hear him out. 797 00:41:55,472 --> 00:41:58,058 The brother that you all knew as Ben 798 00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,101 is gone. 799 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,979 And not-- I don't mean our Ben, the nice Ben. 800 00:42:02,062 --> 00:42:03,146 I mean this Ben. 801 00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:05,983 The asshole, he's gone now. 802 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,651 -Gone. -Klaus, what are you talking about? 803 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:12,739 And the man that stands in front of you is new new Ben, 804 00:42:12,823 --> 00:42:16,493 and he's one of us, and he's a member of the team. 805 00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:20,038 -And he's part of the family! -…part of the family! 806 00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:23,750 And as a welcome gift, I suggest we throw him off the roof. 807 00:42:23,834 --> 00:42:25,085 -Yeah. I'll help. -Come on. 808 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,712 You know what? You know what? 809 00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:29,756 -He can stay. He can stay. -Why? 810 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,427 'Cause it's my wedding day, man. Come on. He can stay. 811 00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:35,053 [Ben and Klaus] Yes! 812 00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:37,055 [Klaus] I knew it, I knew it. 813 00:42:37,139 --> 00:42:39,725 Hey, big guy. Awfully nice of you. 814 00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:41,643 Yeah, you're… you're welcome. 815 00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:43,312 Ooh! Whoa! 816 00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,230 Holy smokes. 817 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:48,150 [pensive string music playing] 818 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:00,037 Hey, you know something? 819 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,497 Tonight is all I ever really wanted. 820 00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:05,334 To get hitched? 821 00:43:06,043 --> 00:43:10,589 Just… everybody coming together when it really matters. 822 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,011 One big real family. 823 00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:29,399 [coughs, retches] 824 00:43:29,483 --> 00:43:30,942 [all] Whoa! Whoa! 825 00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:33,070 Oh, I think I'm gonna hurl. [stomach rumbles] 826 00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:34,613 [all laughing] 827 00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:35,697 [Five] Actually, uh, 828 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:37,783 I think I'm hungry. 829 00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:40,702 See ya, guys. I'm gonna hit the buffet. 830 00:43:40,786 --> 00:43:41,828 Is he gonna be okay? 831 00:43:41,912 --> 00:43:44,873 -It's Five. What do you think? -Maybe we should call it a night. 832 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,250 -Come on, it's early. -[Lila] Good night, guys. 833 00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:49,294 -Where we going? To bed? -The night's young. 834 00:43:49,378 --> 00:43:50,295 Who is this guy? 835 00:43:50,379 --> 00:43:51,505 [Klaus] Ben. 836 00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:54,049 -[Luther chuckles] -Where's he going? Where's he going? 837 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,258 This isn't the end. 838 00:43:56,885 --> 00:43:58,804 -[sighs] -[Klaus] Come on, who's up for some more… 839 00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:01,473 -[Ben] Scrabble? -[Klaus] …karaoke. Yeah! 840 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:02,891 That's my cue. 841 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,101 [chuckles] 842 00:44:05,102 --> 00:44:06,228 -Good night. -Night. 843 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:11,775 [Luther sighs] 844 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:14,361 [distant explosions booming] 845 00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:25,247 [dramatic string music playing] 846 00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:28,750 [stomach gurgling] 847 00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:30,252 [clanging] 848 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,670 [vomiting] 849 00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,630 [Reginald] With everything we've discussed, 850 00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:35,382 it'd be folly to wait. 851 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,467 There is no time. 852 00:44:38,135 --> 00:44:39,469 I can't do this without you. 853 00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:41,263 [heartbeat thumping] 854 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,431 Do we have a deal? 855 00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:44,474 [heartbeat thumping rapidly] 856 00:44:44,558 --> 00:44:47,102 [dramatic music swelling] 857 00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:49,855 -[bell dings] -[elevator door opens] 858 00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:53,442 [thuds] 859 00:44:56,111 --> 00:45:00,031 [rock violin music playing]