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[dramatic instrumental music playing]
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[dramatic music builds]
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[tripod clicks]
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[sharp inhale]
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[energy resonates]
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[dramatic music swells]
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[man 1] Ain't no cause
to make a building like this.
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[man 2, in Japanese]
Have you ever been called arrogant?
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I don't know what that means,
but these plans is bizarre.
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[in Japanese] That's all there is to it.
Follow the blueprint.
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[man 1] I said,
I don't understand these plans,
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I don't understand you.
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[ticking]
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[energy building up]
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[ticking speed increases]
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[bell dings]
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[crowd cheering]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[dramatic march playing]
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[bell dings]
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When the job is done.
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-You want 'em all dead?
-All dead.
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[weapons cocking]
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[droning]
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Back in a flash.
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[watch ticking faintly]
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[gunshot]
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[gunshot]
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[scattered gunfire]
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[hinge creaks]
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All dead. All dead. All dead.
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[panting]
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[groaning]
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[ominous string music playing]
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[distant snarling]
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[glass shattering]
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[distant explosions booming]
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So, how is it that we're still here,
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but the whole of the universe
is going down the cosmic shitter?
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-Maybe we're the last to get flushed.
-Wasn't talking to you.
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Hey, has anyone seen Klaus?
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-Or Dad?
-[Diego] They'll be here.
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Really? Did they… hit traffic?
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Look, people, we're alive
because we're special, right?
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We're the only ones
who can save the universe.
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-Uh, question.
-Yes.
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Didn't we just try that
and fail miserably?
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-Yeah, it's because his plan was stupid.
-Mm.
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-I got a better one.
-'Course you do.
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We go with the large
hard-on particle accelerator.
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You guys do some science, and…
[clicks tongue]
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…we launch the Kugelblitz
into outer space.
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[Diego] Didn't think I knew that, did ya?
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It's in Switzerland.
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It's "hadron,"
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not "hard-on,"
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ya moron!
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Oi! At least he's trying,
you shitty little squid.
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What have you contributed?
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Actually, he did blow up half his family.
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Oh, you wanna talk about family problems?
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You know what should have blown up
is your face on that neck!
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I wish I had a cake
to hit you with it in your face!
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[in Korean] What are you talking about?
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-[in Spanish] You better cut that out…
-[in Korean] Shut up!
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Hey! You guys done?
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The universe is disappearing outside.
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So you can keep
rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic
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if it makes you feel better.
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But the fact remains that we are too late.
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[Diego and Ben scoff]
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Five, come on.
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It's over, Luther. We failed.
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Come on. It can't be over over.
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Yeah, come on, Five.
We gotta figure this out, man.
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Okay. How about we take a step back?
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Look at the big picture here.
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Most of us have spent the last 28 days
trying to stop the world from ending.
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What exactly have we accomplished?
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Well, we made some friends along the way.
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Incorrect!
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You know what we've done?
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Nothing. We made things worse
every single time.
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Amen to that.
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[sighs] Look, when I went
to the Commission,
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I had a conversation
with my 100-year-old self.
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And my last words were,
"Don't save the world."
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"Don't save the world"?
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"Don't save the world."
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That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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Is it?
Well, whatever we're doing's not working.
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All we ever do
is save the world for a day,
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pat ourselves on the back,
and then everything goes to shit again.
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Yeah, maybe we're the problem.
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Oh, yeah. Us. [scoffs]
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[Lila] So, wait.
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Your big plan is
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no plan?
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Exactly. Conscientious objection.
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Why the hell not?
We've tried everything else.
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Look, maybe this is
just what the universe needs.
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I say, embrace the apocalypse.
See what's on the other side.
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What if it's… nothing?
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Then it's been nice knowing you all.
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Whatever's on your bucket list,
I recommend you do that now.
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[somber string music playing]
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Well, on that… super happy note,
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we've, um…
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-Oh, what the hell.
-[laughs] Okay.
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We've, uh, got
a little announcement to make.
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[both] We're engaged!
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[quietly] Kill me, Jesus.
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[dejected sigh]
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Idiots.
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Now?
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Yeah. Look, we realize
the timing is less than ideal.
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But, obviously, it's now or never.
Am I right, Five?
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Don't drag me into this, please.
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What… Whatever time we have left,
we wanna spend it with all of you.
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So we're super pumped
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if you would join us
in the banquet hall at 6:00 p.m.
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for a celebration of our love,
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and the official union
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of what's left of our two great families.
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Dress code is creative black-tie.
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[Sloane laughs]
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[thunder rumbling]
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Mr. Rodo.
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Sir Reginald, welcome back.
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-[Klaus gasps]
-It's been quite some time.
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You two know each other?
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Of course we do. I own this hotel.
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-Where are the children?
-They're upstairs, sir.
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-Very good. Ready my suite, Mr. Rodo.
-Right away, sir.
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-Come on then, my boy.
-Did you just say you owned this hotel?
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No time to discuss the finer points
of real estate investment just now.
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-We must strike while the iron is hot.
-Stick a pin in it.
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But, Daddy-o, we can't go in there
all guns a-blazing.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm just saying. Try not to be overly…
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[exhales]
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…you, 'kay?
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Just follow my lead, Klaus.
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Wow!
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[laughs]
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And you did all of this yourself?
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Luther helped too. We stayed up all night.
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[Lila] Amazing.
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-[Ben] Dad?
-Klaus.
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-Hey.
-[Viktor] Oh, thank God.
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Gather 'round, children. Quickly now!
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-The hell have you been?
-Oh, Reg and I.
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We got tangled up in a whole father-son
end-of-the-world road trip kinda thing.
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-You know?
-You two are hanging now?
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Yeah, we laughed,
we cried, we played in traffic,
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and long story short, I'm immortal now.
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[grunting dramatically]
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Whoa, wait. You're what now?
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Klaus, have you gotten
into the bath salts again?
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I think the more pertinent question is,
why are you all playing with jars?
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-[Sloane] They're invitations.
-[jar clatters]
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Nobody's playing.
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Luther and I are getting married.
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All of space and time is collapsing,
and you lot are planning a wedding?
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Yeah, and, uh, the thing is, um,
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space is limited.
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So it's kind of a per-plate situation,
so, you know.
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Is this how I raised you?
To fiddle while Rome burns?
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Remember what we talked about, Reg.
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-Remember to breathe.
-Quiet, I'm on a roll.
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-Dad, have you been taking your pills?
-As a matter of fact, I haven't.
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And I can confirm
that I've never felt better in my life.
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You thought you could dope me up
and slow me down,
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take control of my affairs
and squander my fortune.
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Well, Klaus here was good enough
to wean me off that wretched poison.
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And now that the fog is lifting,
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I can see all your dastardly designs
with a bracing clarity.
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You took him off his meds?
What were you thinking?
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He's the only one doing any thinking.
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All of you could learn a thing or two
from this impressive young man.
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[snickers]
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The world really is ending! Oh my God.
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As for the rest of you,
your training is to resume post-haste.
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We're running out of time.
We have a mission to complete.
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I'm ready. Let's do this.
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[Five] Let me guess.
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Project Oblivion?
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How do you know about that?
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I heard all about it from Pogo.
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Now, there's a name
I haven't heard in some time.
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And he confirmed
what I've always suspected about you.
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Which is?
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That you're a sadistic lunatic
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who's planning on gambling
all of our lives
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in another pointless mission.
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And you'd take the word
of a disgruntled chimp
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over that of your own father?
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Every damn day.
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Nobody wants you here, Dad.
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You should leave.
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Hey, you don't speak
for all of us, big guy.
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Feel free to join him.
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I see. So this is what it's come to.
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-Insurrection.
-[shushes]
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That's not the kind of erection
we're driving for here, all right?
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Everybody just needs to be cool.
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Clearly, you guys are on
a different chakra frequency right now.
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Hey, Pops, let's go have
a nice cup of tea in the suite.
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-Let go of my arm.
-Luther, Sloane.
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Oh my God. I'm beyond thrilled.
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You guys are gorgeous.
Amazing. Send me your registry!
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[Luther] Hey, Viktor.
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Um, I got a question.
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Well, really, it's more of a request, um…
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It's totally last minute, and…
The whole thing is last minute, but I--
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What is it?
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Will you be my best man?
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You don't have to do much.
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You just have to stand next to me
and make sure I don't act like an idiot.
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You know. [chuckles]
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I would love to.
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Okay. [chuckles] Great.
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Um, okay, so we're on a tight schedule.
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The bachelor party is in 15 minutes,
and not everyone is invited--
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-[Ben] What was that?
-So--
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Nothing, man. [chuckles]
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Nothing.
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Okay. [chuckles]
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[Viktor sighs]
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-[Lila] Are you still playing hard to get?
-Quiet.
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-I'm brainstorming.
-Smells like it. Crack a window.
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Look, I just got a lot of things
to think through.
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-Think what through?
-The end of everything.
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Mmm. Okay.
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Well, while we're all waiting
for the big breakthrough,
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the boys are waiting downstairs
before the wedding.
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-I'm not going to that wedding.
-Like hell you're not.
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You're my plus-one. Get dressed!
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I'm not going to no stupid wedding
at the end of the world
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when I'm supposed
to be saving it, alright?
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Our best bet was a human Rubik's Cube,
and he went kablooey. What do you suggest?
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Gotta be somebody's ass we can kick.
What are you doing?
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-You're going to the wedding.
-We got a kid to take care of.
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You think I don't know that?
I'm the one incubating that brat--
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Then I don't get why
you're not fighting harder for this.
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Not all fights are worth fighting for.
Odds are, we don't survive this one.
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I'll take those odds if it means
I get to spend it with you and the baby.
248
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:47,012
What happened
to Mr. Lone Wolf doesn't need anybody?
249
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,889
He met a crazy lady.
250
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,516
Changed his mind.
251
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,650
I love you, Diego,
252
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,402
but I'm not gonna go
on some doomed mission
253
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,112
with your shaggy brother
and senile father.
254
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,280
-You have to listen--
-No.
255
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,699
You can spend tonight
fighting your bloody apocalypse
256
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,867
or being with me.
257
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,661
[softly] Don't do that.
258
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,830
You can't have both.
259
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,594
Lila.
260
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:40,816
I choose you.
261
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:55,664
It seems I've miscalculated just how much
these children truly dislike me.
262
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,916
Oh, yeah, loathe you, despise you.
263
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,294
I mean, truly, deeply repelled by you.
264
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,212
That'll do.
265
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,965
Listen, Dad, these are sensitive souls
we're dealing with here,
266
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,633
and they're already broken
267
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,469
and they don't need you
to berate them any further.
268
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:11,346
But they'll never improve
their capabilities
269
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:14,433
if they don't have an acute understanding
of how incredibly incompetent
270
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,892
and deeply disappointing they are.
271
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,227
There's such a thing as--
272
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,396
-Dad, can I talk to you?
-Now's not a good time.
273
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,982
-It will only take a minute--
-Not now! You were saying?
274
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:25,402
There's such a thing
as catching more flies with honey.
275
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,780
You see what I'm saying?
We're trying to make friends here.
276
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,699
Why should I want
to befriend my own children?
277
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,743
That's for hippies
and people with low self-esteem.
278
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,494
All I'm saying is,
279
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:39,041
why don't we try a little small talk
before we go, you know, full Stalin?
280
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,168
"Hey! How are you?"
281
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,087
"Oh my God, I love that
282
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:48,258
necktie pin waistcoat combo."
283
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,426
"Where'd you get that?"
284
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,179
"Can you believe
this apocalyptic weather we're having?"
285
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,305
That type of thing.
286
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,890
Come on. Come over here.
287
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,349
Sit down. Have a drink.
288
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,934
I want you
289
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,938
to say something nice to me.
290
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:02,939
I dare you.
291
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,149
Go for it.
292
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,905
You have a well-proportioned forehead,
293
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:16,036
which tells me you're considerate
yet easily excitable.
294
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,958
Great! Great!
295
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,211
Yeah, it could use some work,
but, hey, you know.
296
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,588
Point is,
they don't know you like I know you.
297
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:30,717
They just need a little time
to warm up to this version of you.
298
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:33,428
Unfortunately, time is something
of which we have very little.
299
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,597
Good thing we got
a wedding to crash tonight, baby.
300
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,933
We do? Why? No one wants me there.
301
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,227
Oh, come on.
They want you to earn being there.
302
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:44,314
Be a dad, not a boss. Dad, not a boss.
303
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,902
Trust me, you showing support for Luther
is gonna go a long way.
304
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,029
[sighs]
305
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:55,784
[karaoke version
of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing]
306
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,329
Get it, Luther!
307
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:03,041
♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪
308
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,712
♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪
309
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,466
♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
310
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:14,302
♪ I fuckin' need you more than ever… ♪
311
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,304
Doesn't he have the voice of an angel?
312
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,640
-Yeah, baby, hit those high notes.
-Woo!
313
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,561
-♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪
-Sing it, baby.
314
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,063
Can't believe Luther's the first one of us
that gets hitched.
315
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:28,358
I can. I caught him marrying
my action figures in, like, third grade.
316
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,442
Did not.
317
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,987
This isn't how I pictured
our bachelors' party, you know?
318
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:36,116
Well, the world's running a little short
on strippers and tea cakes right now.
319
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:39,035
Just surprised you didn't invite
Daddy Dearest to come join us.
320
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,830
Oh, come on.
He's such a kind and thoughtful soul.
321
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,957
He's not like our Hargreeves.
Au contraire.
322
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,669
But I'll admit I needed a break
from the old dog.
323
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,590
♪ Nothing I can say ♪
324
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,843
♪ Total eclipse of the heart ♪
325
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:58,680
-Oh…
-[Viktor] Woo!
326
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,474
What're you SOBs so
down in the mouth about? This is a party.
327
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:05,729
I'm just so glad we got to go out
with a big ol' bang while we still can.
328
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,106
Hey, here's to us.
329
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,691
[Luther] Mm.
330
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,359
We've had a hell of a run.
331
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,819
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
332
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:16,740
[Luther] Who's next?
333
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:20,285
Oh. That'd be me
'cause I have finally come to a decision.
334
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,912
What's it gonna be, maestro?
335
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,830
-It's gonna be a duet, my friend.
-[Luther] Oh!
336
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,165
Yay!
337
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,750
I feel so special!
338
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,502
Oh! This is gonna be good.
339
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,838
No karaoke is good. That's the point.
340
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:39,179
♪ Now, I've had the time of my life ♪
341
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:42,390
♪ No, I never felt this way before… ♪
342
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:43,892
Woo!
343
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,685
-♪ Yes, I swear ♪
-All right!
344
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:46,811
♪ It's the truth… ♪
345
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,396
I'm gonna miss this.
346
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,357
♪ And I owe it all to you… ♪
347
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,776
Not me. These guys are the worst.
348
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,278
-♪ Had the time of my life ♪
-[Luther] That's not what I meant.
349
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,446
I know.
350
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,782
♪ And I owe it all to you ♪
351
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,367
I'm gonna miss them too.
352
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,369
-[instrumental break plays]
-[Klaus] Oh!
353
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,454
Gettin' funky in here!
354
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,457
Hey, will you do me one more favor?
355
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,708
Yeah, anything.
356
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,961
Talk to Allison.
357
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,713
-No. Come on. I can't--
-Viktor, please.
358
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,841
And… And say what?
"Why did you kill my friend"?
359
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,927
You really wanna compare body counts?
360
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:24,391
I just… I don't want her to be alone
when all this ends, you know?
361
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:25,767
I mean, Five said it.
362
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,019
If there's anything
on your bucket list, do it now.
363
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,938
Why does it have to be on my list?
364
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,648
Because she's always been good to you.
365
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,693
Better than the rest of us.
366
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:39,447
[Five and Klaus] ♪ 'Cause we seem
To understand the urgency ♪
367
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,284
♪ Just remember… ♪
368
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,452
-[Five] Luther!
-Oh!
369
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,329
-Come on. Come on.
-[laughs]
370
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,499
[Five] Viktor. Viktor, don't be shy.
Diego, you too.
371
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,875
[Viktor] You don't want this.
372
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,335
Okay, screw it.
373
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,921
-Get in here, Diego!
-Come on! Come on! Look lively!
374
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,674
♪ This could be love ♪
375
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,092
♪ Because ♪
376
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,845
♪ I've had ♪
377
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,556
♪ The time of my life ♪
378
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:08,476
♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪
379
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,103
♪ Yes, I swear ♪
380
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,981
-♪ Yes, I swear ♪
-♪ It's the truth ♪
381
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,525
♪ And I owe it all to you ♪
382
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,987
♪ 'Cause I've had ♪
383
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,156
♪ The time of my life ♪
384
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:25,785
♪ And I've searched through
Every open door ♪
385
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:29,289
♪ Till I found the truth… ♪
386
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,207
[song fades out]
387
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,918
[Ben] So it's official.
388
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,462
My ears are broken,
389
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:38,506
and the idiot with knives
really can't sing.
390
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,884
Diego. You know his name is Diego.
391
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,177
Oh, whatever.
392
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,430
Maybe you should try and be nice to him
and the others.
393
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:46,973
And why would I do that?
394
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,310
As much as I'd love
to work out your anger issues right now,
395
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,979
I have to get back to this.
The wedding is in an hour.
396
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,356
Fei is dead.
397
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,942
Yeah. I know. And so are the others.
398
00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,027
Oh, so that's it?
399
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:02,614
You're just gonna
turn your back on the Sparrow Academy?
400
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:06,242
I mean, you heard Dad.
We have training to do.
401
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,286
Something big is about to go down.
402
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,789
I wish you were talking about my wedding.
403
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,082
[sharp inhale]
404
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,000
Okay.
405
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,879
Sloane, listen to me--
406
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,382
No. You listen to me.
407
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,093
I'm sorry they didn't invite you
to the bachelor party.
408
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,011
I don't… I don't care about that.
409
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,221
Yes, you do.
410
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,182
You care more about
being invited to the bachelor party
411
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,810
than you do Fei or the others.
412
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:32,936
Or even saving the world.
413
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,020
That--
414
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:35,855
[chuckles]
415
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,232
That's… That's crazy.
416
00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:38,149
Is it?
417
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,777
You and I, we've never been alone.
418
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,321
It's always been the seven of us.
419
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,906
Now it's just you.
420
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:45,907
[Ben scoffs]
421
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,702
So congratulations, Ben.
You're finally Number One
422
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,621
of one.
423
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,666
[emotional string music playing]
424
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,627
I'm a Sparrow, and so are you.
425
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,711
Not anymore.
426
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,591
What's so damn special about them anyway?
427
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,261
They're a real family.
428
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:09,389
They don't exist
to sell action figures and tote bags.
429
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:10,682
We were more than that.
430
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:11,808
Were we?
431
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,312
Why is it so important
for you to be a Sparrow?
432
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,154
[quietly] Because I have nothing else.
433
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,071
[bell dings]
434
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,243
[Klaus] Not sure this place is
gonna be big enough.
435
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,578
This better be an open bar.
436
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:34,706
Hey, come on.
It's for Luther. Let's perk up.
437
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,959
Wow.
438
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,544
[chuckles]
439
00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,924
-[bell dings]
-[elevator door opens]
440
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,135
I don't know.
Normally, my tush looks good.
441
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,763
Ah, I see you've gone for
the oversized button-down. Original.
442
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,057
You do realize
there's no paparazzi here, right?
443
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,434
-What? Dang it.
-[Luther shushes]
444
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:57,812
Listen to me, you two.
This is my day, all right?
445
00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,648
So if you two can just get along
for a couple of hours,
446
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,650
you can consider that my wedding gift.
447
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,360
Well, he started it, so--
448
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,112
-You literally just started it.
-Literally?
449
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,238
[Luther] Bah, bah, bah!
450
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,282
My day!
451
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:12,118
Two hours.
Do you think you can manage that?
452
00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:13,161
Yeah, fine.
453
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,455
-Thank you.
-[bell dings]
454
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,458
[Lila gasps]
455
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:19,959
[Lila] Wow.
456
00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:24,297
[emotional string music playing]
457
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:40,522
Let's get this over with
before I die of cringe.
458
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,651
[Klaus] Dearly beloved,
459
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:50,615
we're gathered here today
for a good time, not a long time,
460
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,575
so let's have a good time, huh?
461
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,953
'Cause the sun can't shine every day.
462
00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:56,329
Can I get an amen?
463
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:57,330
-Amen!
-Amen!
464
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,289
[cheering]
465
00:24:58,373 --> 00:24:59,332
Amen.
466
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:06,464
Luther, do you be taking
this banging hottie to be your lady?
467
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:07,924
I do.
468
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,051
[Klaus sighs]
469
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,886
Sloane, do you promise
470
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:17,308
to love and cherish this big hairy bastard
471
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,978
for the next 24 to 48 hours?
472
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,145
Give or take a day.
473
00:25:21,229 --> 00:25:22,272
[shushes]
474
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:23,898
I'm gonna try.
475
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,024
Well, then…
476
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,651
I'm sorry.
477
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,946
I pronounce you married as shit!
478
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,782
Viva la apocalypse!
479
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,909
-[cheering]
-["Teenage Dream" by The Rescues plays]
480
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:39,497
[Diego squeals and yells]
481
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,375
♪ I can't sleep ♪
482
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:46,921
♪ Let's run away
And don't ever look back ♪
483
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:51,050
♪ Don't ever look back ♪
484
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,720
♪ We drove to Cali ♪
485
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,389
♪ And got drunk on the beach ♪
486
00:25:56,472 --> 00:26:00,268
♪ Got a motel
And built a fort out of sheets ♪
487
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:01,769
♪ I finally found you ♪
488
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,772
♪ My missing puzzle piece ♪
489
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:07,108
♪ I'm complete ♪
490
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,110
♪ Let's go all ♪
491
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,446
♪ The way tonight ♪
492
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:13,197
♪ No regrets ♪
493
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,532
♪ Just love ♪
494
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,743
♪ We can dance… ♪
495
00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,454
This is officially worse
than the apocalypse.
496
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,458
[Five] Ah, there we are.
497
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,461
♪ You make me ♪
498
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,046
♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪
499
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:30,465
♪ Teenage dream ♪
500
00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:32,216
♪ The way you turn me on ♪
501
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,427
♪ I can't sleep ♪
502
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,513
♪ Let's run away
And don't ever look back ♪
503
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:40,224
♪ Don't ever look back ♪
504
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,685
♪ My heart stops ♪
505
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,020
♪ When you look at me ♪
506
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,230
♪ Just one touch ♪
507
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:48,107
♪ Now, baby, I believe ♪
508
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:50,360
♪ This is real ♪
509
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:53,696
♪ So take a chance
And don't ever look back ♪
510
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,157
♪ Don't ever look back ♪
511
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,368
♪ You make me ♪
512
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,078
♪ Feel like I'm livin' a ♪
513
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:02,413
♪ Teenage dream ♪
514
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:04,248
♪ The way you turn me on ♪
515
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:06,292
♪ I can't sleep ♪
516
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:09,837
♪ Let's run away
And don't ever look back ♪
517
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:16,594
It's five dollars for a four-by-five.
Eight if you want two of them.
518
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,305
[big band music playing]
519
00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,140
-[Luther] You see that spread?
-I'm impressed.
520
00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:22,225
I made the whole cake.
521
00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:25,603
[with mouth full] Three tiers. Yeah.
Have you tried this lamb?
522
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,313
-No.
-It's so good.
523
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,523
-Is it?
-Yeah.
524
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:30,066
Mm.
525
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,694
Let me try yours, but with the sauce.
526
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:35,363
-My lamb?
-Yeah. Let me try your lamb.
527
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,079
-Cinco! Mi hermano.
-Oh God.
528
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:43,996
What do you want?
529
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,667
Listen to me, Dad is upstairs right now
with a plan to save everything.
530
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,670
So what say you and I pop up
to the suite for a little chitchat?
531
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:52,839
Are you like Frick and Frack
with the old man now?
532
00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:55,508
This dad's different. He's a turtle.
533
00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:56,968
Hard on the outside,
534
00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:59,262
but all cute and wrinkly
535
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,515
and occasionally delicious on the inside.
536
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,517
-Klaus?
-Yeah?
537
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,186
Old dogs like me and him never change.
538
00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:09,897
He has never had
our best interests at heart.
539
00:28:09,981 --> 00:28:14,736
So, my only plan for tonight is
to get fucked up beyond all recognition.
540
00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:15,737
Sure.
541
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:17,947
-Have at it.
-I shall!
542
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,534
Hmm.
543
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:24,620
[murmurs]
544
00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:28,750
Klaus, don't even think
about going over there
545
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,543
and filling his empty head with bad ideas.
546
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:31,711
Moi? How dare--
547
00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:35,173
You may be unkillable, but I'll find a way
548
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:37,216
to make sure that your time
on this earthly plane
549
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:40,970
is chock-full of pain and suffering.
550
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,054
Got it?
551
00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,515
Yeah. Sure.
552
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,809
Great. Big smile.
553
00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:48,853
-[Klaus grunts]
-[grunts]
554
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,314
Bye.
555
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:52,315
[groans]
556
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,399
Ow!
557
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,533
[indistinct chatter]
558
00:29:02,617 --> 00:29:03,534
[Luther] I got lamb.
559
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,749
[Ben] How long before we can leave?
560
00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:11,334
After the speeches.
561
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,504
I don't think I can last that long.
562
00:29:15,213 --> 00:29:17,215
Oh, also, have you seen Dad?
563
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,383
[Allison] Have a drink, Ben.
564
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,468
Relax.
565
00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:23,429
-For once in your pathetic life.
-[chuckles]
566
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:29,018
-Mazel tov to the Mr. and Mrs.
-Hey, brother.
567
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,103
-Cheers.
-Now, about Dad.
568
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:33,105
-No, no, no, no.
-[Klaus] No.
569
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:35,149
-The answer's no, Klaus.
-Baby, he's a changed man.
570
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:38,152
-No, the man is incapable of change.
-Lulu, he's different.
571
00:29:38,236 --> 00:29:40,905
-He helped me conquer my childhood fears.
-Mm-hmm?
572
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,073
We played catch together.
573
00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:43,866
Wait. You played catch with Dad?
574
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,786
Yeah, we call it bus-ball,
but that's kind of our thing.
575
00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:48,871
I mean, you could find
your own thing with him.
576
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:51,666
[groans] Would you stop?
Listen, you're being duped.
577
00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:53,668
-No, I'm not being duped.
-No, you are, you are.
578
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:54,919
-In fact, worse.
-Come on!
579
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,838
You're being enabled by your own father.
580
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:59,674
Yeah, but I really think
if you just give him a little chance--
581
00:29:59,757 --> 00:30:00,842
Klaus!
582
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,011
[softly] Babe, it's fine.
583
00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,556
-[Sloane] It's our wedding.
-[Klaus whimpers]
584
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,057
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
585
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,475
-Yeah.
-I'm sorry.
586
00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:12,103
-[leather crinkles]
-[Klaus groans]
587
00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:13,187
Okay, that's good.
588
00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:15,690
Listen, I'm just trying
to enjoy my wedding, okay?
589
00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:17,149
-And you should too.
-Okay.
590
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,569
-Go have some salmon and a Jell-O cup.
-That sounds nice.
591
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:20,528
All right?
592
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,697
All right. Well, screw it, I tried.
593
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:26,659
[Luther] Mm.
594
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,744
Did-- Yeah, okay, this is my lamb.
595
00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:30,162
-That's your lamb.
-[bell dings]
596
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,292
[Diego] I don't think
he actually hates it.
597
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:35,793
We should do that later.
598
00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:37,587
Oh.
599
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,715
[somber string music playing]
600
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,973
[Luther] What the hell is he doing here?
601
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,648
[Sloane whispers] Hey.
602
00:30:58,441 --> 00:30:59,358
It's okay.
603
00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:00,693
[whispers] It's not okay.
604
00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:03,905
Let's just try and be civil.
605
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:05,781
For me?
606
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,785
-Okay.
-[big band music resumes]
607
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:10,745
[Sloane] Okay.
608
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,873
[Diego] He better not sit here.
609
00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:16,542
-Swear to God, he better not sit here.
-[Ben] What is he doing here?
610
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,294
[Diego] Yeah, keep walking.
611
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,796
-[Ben] But who invited him?
-[Allison] Just suffer with us.
612
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,424
[Ben] I can't get invited to a party,
and he's invited to this?
613
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:26,260
-[Allison] Wow. You really can't relax.
-Now we're all here.
614
00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:28,846
[Allison] Ben?
615
00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:30,431
Chill.
616
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,183
♪ I want to say to you ♪
617
00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:35,061
♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪
618
00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:38,689
-♪ We could be falling in love ♪
-[Klaus] Psst.
619
00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:44,070
♪ Some know you look lonely ♪
620
00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:48,491
♪ Some say you just need a friend ♪
621
00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:52,411
♪ I want to say to you ♪
622
00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:55,247
♪ That maybe our dreams come true ♪
623
00:31:55,331 --> 00:32:00,419
♪ We could be falling in love ♪
624
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:04,757
♪ You and me
Are like birds in a tree… ♪
625
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,218
Is he eating a deviled egg
with a knife and fork?
626
00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:09,553
That's sad. That's making me sad.
627
00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:10,721
You're introducing me.
628
00:32:10,805 --> 00:32:12,974
-Now. Come.
-No, I'm not. No, I'm not--
629
00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:14,266
[Klaus] Go, go!
630
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:18,813
-Do you seriously want me--
-Yeah, come on. Do I look okay?
631
00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:20,898
[Diego] Yeah, you look good.
632
00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:22,984
Dad,
633
00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:25,444
Lila.
634
00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:28,239
Lila, Sir Reginald Hargreeves.
635
00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:29,782
Mr. Hargreeves, what a pleasure.
636
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:32,243
Is that the trace
of an East End accent I detect?
637
00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:33,160
Good ear.
638
00:32:33,244 --> 00:32:35,871
Mine was stamped out
in favor of the Queen's.
639
00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,707
Let me guess. Spitalfields?
640
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,084
-Close. Whitechapel.
-You must know the Cat and Custard.
641
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:42,294
-Next to the Fox and Hound.
-Best chippy in East London.
642
00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:45,047
I would murder for a spot of mushy peas
right about now.
643
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:45,965
[both chuckle]
644
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:48,342
So, how did you end up with this one?
645
00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:50,177
Well, we met in a mental hospital.
646
00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:51,303
I have no doubt.
647
00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:55,307
Well, he might be a few sandwiches short
of a picnic, but he'll do.
648
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,601
Indeed.
649
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,068
[Reginald] She's quite the specimen.
650
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:07,862
Well done, my boy.
651
00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:11,282
Thanks, Dad.
652
00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:13,325
It is unfortunate timing.
653
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:15,661
Why?
654
00:33:15,745 --> 00:33:17,788
You'd have made a superb father.
655
00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,874
[emotional instrumental music playing]
656
00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:25,921
Hey, Ben-ihana. Don't hit me! [chuckles]
657
00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:27,006
Hey, listen.
658
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:32,053
I know we ain't exactly been best buds
in this timeline or whatever,
659
00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:34,346
but, man, do I have a mission for you--
660
00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:35,347
[belches]
661
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:36,932
Ugh.
662
00:33:37,475 --> 00:33:38,559
Charming.
663
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,978
-Ten people.
-Huh?
664
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,315
-There are only ten people left.
-Okay.
665
00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:48,194
Drunk Ben clearly likes
numbers and… shrimp.
666
00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:52,114
And you couldn't even invite me
to your stupid bachelor party.
667
00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,032
Oh.
668
00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:57,453
Have we finally flicked off
bad Benny's hard candy shell?
669
00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:00,956
-Why don't you like me?
-Because you're a huge puckering asshole.
670
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,501
-Okay, but you like the other Ben.
-Yeah, we love the other Ben.
671
00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,461
Why? What was so special about him?
672
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,296
Because he was a know-it-all.
673
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,964
He was a scold.
674
00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:14,845
He was a tiny dark cloud
on a perfect sunny day.
675
00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:16,180
[laughs]
676
00:34:18,265 --> 00:34:20,059
Those… Those are all bad things.
677
00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:21,811
Yeah, but they looked great on him.
678
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:25,523
Okay, you know what?
I am so much better than that other Ben.
679
00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:27,691
-Mm-hmm?
-I was Number One.
680
00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:29,860
Twice.
681
00:34:29,944 --> 00:34:31,695
Does Dad give a shit?
682
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:35,616
No. He was busy hanging out with you.
683
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:39,995
Oh, man, methinks you might be
trying a little too hard.
684
00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:41,080
Look around.
685
00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:45,042
Nobody's polishing their boots
or pressing their tights.
686
00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:48,462
We're a complete and total shit show.
Ya get it?
687
00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,756
And our Ben, my Ben,
688
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,800
was just that kinda disaster,
689
00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:55,928
and it made him ridiculously easy to love.
690
00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,765
[sighs]
691
00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:07,148
[departing footsteps]
692
00:35:11,569 --> 00:35:14,947
[clinking]
693
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:19,577
-[taps on mic]
-[feedback whines]
694
00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:23,956
-[Reginald] I know it is customary…
-[Viktor] Hey.
695
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,374
…for the father of the bride…
696
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,168
-I'm not in the mood.
-Allison--
697
00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:29,420
No, I get it. It's a wedding.
698
00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:31,589
Everybody's drunk,
and we're all supposed to be chummy.
699
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,757
-[Reginald's speech continues]
-But I'm not feeling it.
700
00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:37,178
That's fine.
You don't have to be in a festive mood.
701
00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:40,890
But will you please just hear me out?
702
00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:44,059
-[feedback whines]
-[clears throat]
703
00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:47,688
Sloane, ever since you were a little girl,
704
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,358
I've always known
you were exceptionally bright.
705
00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:54,195
And though I can't say
I know Luther all that well,
706
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,071
from the few moments we have shared,
707
00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:59,533
it seems you found yourself
an adequate partner.
708
00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:02,328
He just called Luther adequate. [snickers]
709
00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:03,913
Nicest thing he's ever said to him.
710
00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:06,749
-The kerchief really softens him though.
-Shh!
711
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:11,712
I acknowledge that, as a father,
I was not without my faults.
712
00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:15,049
I hope these shortcomings
713
00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:20,095
will be seen as only a rough patch
on an otherwise verdant lawn.
714
00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:22,514
[Viktor] Look, I'm sorry.
715
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,350
I was wrong.
716
00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:26,018
I lied, and…
717
00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,313
I betrayed your trust.
718
00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,774
[Reginald's speech continues faintly]
719
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,108
But you're
720
00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:37,947
more important to me
than anything in this entire world.
721
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,659
Will you forgive me?
722
00:36:44,495 --> 00:36:45,454
No.
723
00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:49,083
I don't think I will.
724
00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,585
I'm proud to call you my children.
725
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:57,675
Even those whom I raised
in a revenant version of myself.
726
00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:04,974
I hope that tonight
we can create a few special memories
727
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:09,395
in whatever precious little time
we have left.
728
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:12,189
If you won't forgive me,
just know I forgive you.
729
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,274
For what?
730
00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:14,650
[Reginald] And now, in closing…
731
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,568
I didn't do anything wrong.
732
00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:17,945
You know, I'm
733
00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:22,157
really tired of being the asshole
that has to meet you halfway.
734
00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:27,079
-I am tired of being a sucker.
-You're the sucker?
735
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:30,374
Our whole lives, all you said
you ever wanted was for us to be close,
736
00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:32,001
and we finally got there,
737
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:34,461
and you fucked it up.
738
00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:36,630
Not me.
739
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:39,091
Is this really how you wanna end things?
740
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,510
Don't worry. I'll sleep fine tonight.
741
00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:45,556
[Reginald] The sun rises
over a lily's field.
742
00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:50,227
A mother veiled, her lips concealed.
743
00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,815
The mourners come in droves of black
744
00:37:55,733 --> 00:37:58,819
to bury what their hearts unpack.
745
00:37:58,902 --> 00:37:59,903
[bell dings]
746
00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:04,283
[Reginald] With shallow breath
and time eclipsed,
747
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,830
I pray you miss death's gentle kiss.
748
00:38:10,581 --> 00:38:14,376
[emotional music swells]
749
00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:19,131
[Ben] That makes no sense.
750
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:22,426
Beautiful! Bravo, Dad! Bravo!
751
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,677
[applause continues]
752
00:38:23,761 --> 00:38:25,679
I didn't think the old man had it in him.
753
00:38:25,763 --> 00:38:26,847
[Chet] All right, all right.
754
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:30,225
Time to turn those frowns upside down!
755
00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:34,480
This one is for all the party people
in the place.
756
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:39,360
[emotional music continues playing]
757
00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:47,136
["Come In Mr. Lonely"
by Jerry Dyke playing]
758
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:48,679
[feedback whines]
759
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:50,264
[singing along] ♪ Come on in ♪
760
00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:53,267
♪ Sit right down ♪
761
00:39:53,809 --> 00:39:55,686
♪ Mr. Lonely ♪
762
00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:57,396
[Sloane moans softly]
763
00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,898
♪ You're too late… ♪
764
00:39:59,982 --> 00:40:02,860
-So, just to recap this night.
-Mm-hmm?
765
00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:05,112
Ben and Five are blotto drunk.
766
00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:07,406
[Luther chuckles heartily]
767
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,575
[Five] ♪ Mr. Sadness… ♪
768
00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:14,246
And Viktor and Allison
almost punched each other out.
769
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,039
-Oh. Yeah.
-Yeah.
770
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:20,878
And Dad recited
a weirdly moving death poem.
771
00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:22,796
Hm.
772
00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:25,966
You know, that's not bad
773
00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,719
for a Hargreeves family wedding
at the end of the world.
774
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,098
You know, I didn't need a big to-do.
775
00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:37,144
This is all I needed.
776
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:43,984
[Five] ♪ I can't even offer you a smile… ♪
777
00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:48,947
That used to be us.
778
00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:52,451
We were never like that.
779
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:54,620
Gross.
780
00:40:57,706 --> 00:40:59,082
That's more like it.
781
00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:04,004
♪ Who planned things this way? ♪
782
00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:07,674
♪ No offense ♪
783
00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,469
♪ But you know ♪
784
00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:12,888
♪ I'm still looking ♪
785
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:18,727
[wind whistling]
786
00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:23,565
[Lila] It's probably a good thing.
787
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:26,360
I would've been a shit mum.
788
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,157
I doubt that.
789
00:41:32,241 --> 00:41:33,242
Hey, guys.
790
00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:41,124
Hey, uh…
791
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,252
I saw.
792
00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:45,837
And I… I appreciate you trying.
793
00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:48,507
Oh, no, no, no, no!
794
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,092
-Hey, what?
-[Diego] No!
795
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,553
-Klaus, why are you bringing Ben here?
-Come on!
796
00:41:52,636 --> 00:41:55,389
-Hear me out before--
-Hear him out.
797
00:41:55,472 --> 00:41:58,058
The brother that you all knew as Ben
798
00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,101
is gone.
799
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,979
And not-- I don't mean our Ben,
the nice Ben.
800
00:42:02,062 --> 00:42:03,146
I mean this Ben.
801
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:05,983
The asshole, he's gone now.
802
00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,651
-Gone.
-Klaus, what are you talking about?
803
00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:12,739
And the man that stands
in front of you is new new Ben,
804
00:42:12,823 --> 00:42:16,493
and he's one of us,
and he's a member of the team.
805
00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:20,038
-And he's part of the family!
-…part of the family!
806
00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:23,750
And as a welcome gift,
I suggest we throw him off the roof.
807
00:42:23,834 --> 00:42:25,085
-Yeah. I'll help.
-Come on.
808
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,712
You know what? You know what?
809
00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:29,756
-He can stay. He can stay.
-Why?
810
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,427
'Cause it's my wedding day, man.
Come on. He can stay.
811
00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:35,053
[Ben and Klaus] Yes!
812
00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:37,055
[Klaus] I knew it, I knew it.
813
00:42:37,139 --> 00:42:39,725
Hey, big guy. Awfully nice of you.
814
00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:41,643
Yeah, you're… you're welcome.
815
00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:43,312
Ooh! Whoa!
816
00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,230
Holy smokes.
817
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:48,150
[pensive string music playing]
818
00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:00,037
Hey, you know something?
819
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,497
Tonight is all I ever really wanted.
820
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:05,334
To get hitched?
821
00:43:06,043 --> 00:43:10,589
Just… everybody coming together
when it really matters.
822
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,011
One big real family.
823
00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:29,399
[coughs, retches]
824
00:43:29,483 --> 00:43:30,942
[all] Whoa! Whoa!
825
00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:33,070
Oh, I think I'm gonna hurl.
[stomach rumbles]
826
00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:34,613
[all laughing]
827
00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:35,697
[Five] Actually, uh,
828
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:37,783
I think I'm hungry.
829
00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:40,702
See ya, guys. I'm gonna hit the buffet.
830
00:43:40,786 --> 00:43:41,828
Is he gonna be okay?
831
00:43:41,912 --> 00:43:44,873
-It's Five. What do you think?
-Maybe we should call it a night.
832
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,250
-Come on, it's early.
-[Lila] Good night, guys.
833
00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:49,294
-Where we going? To bed?
-The night's young.
834
00:43:49,378 --> 00:43:50,295
Who is this guy?
835
00:43:50,379 --> 00:43:51,505
[Klaus] Ben.
836
00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:54,049
-[Luther chuckles]
-Where's he going? Where's he going?
837
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,258
This isn't the end.
838
00:43:56,885 --> 00:43:58,804
-[sighs]
-[Klaus] Come on, who's up for some more…
839
00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:01,473
-[Ben] Scrabble?
-[Klaus] …karaoke. Yeah!
840
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:02,891
That's my cue.
841
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,101
[chuckles]
842
00:44:05,102 --> 00:44:06,228
-Good night.
-Night.
843
00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:11,775
[Luther sighs]
844
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:14,361
[distant explosions booming]
845
00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:25,247
[dramatic string music playing]
846
00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:28,750
[stomach gurgling]
847
00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:30,252
[clanging]
848
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,670
[vomiting]
849
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,630
[Reginald] With everything
we've discussed,
850
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:35,382
it'd be folly to wait.
851
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,467
There is no time.
852
00:44:38,135 --> 00:44:39,469
I can't do this without you.
853
00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:41,263
[heartbeat thumping]
854
00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,431
Do we have a deal?
855
00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:44,474
[heartbeat thumping rapidly]
856
00:44:44,558 --> 00:44:47,102
[dramatic music swelling]
857
00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:49,855
-[bell dings]
-[elevator door opens]
858
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:53,442
[thuds]
859
00:44:56,111 --> 00:45:00,031
[rock violin music playing]