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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

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[VOCALIZING]

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DON QUIXOTE (VOICEOVER):
I was born by the special will

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of heaven in this Age of Iron to restore

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the lost age of chivalry.

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I am the man for whom all
dangers are expressly reserved

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and grand adventures and brave deeds also.

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I am Don Quixote de la Mancha.

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This will be a marvelous
day for adventure, Sancho.

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I feel it in my bones.

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Good god, Sancho!

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A giant!

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Where?

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There!

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With arms six miles long--

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just facing his terrible, grinding teeth.

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I am sworn to rid the earth of
this foul and fearsome giant,

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Sancho!

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I am Don Quixote de la Mancha.

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It's just a windmill.

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Prepare to die!

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[SCRAPING]

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[SHOUTING]

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[ALARM BLARING]

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[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]

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And cut right there.

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Good work.

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[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]

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(ANGRILY)
Speak in English for Christ's sake!

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No, no, it's not we can muck up the world.

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It's we can fuck up the world.

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That's what I wrote.

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That's what we're going to shoot.

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Me organ grinder.

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You monkey.

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No agua, thank you.

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That was a good one.

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Did you buy that?

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We could cut that together, couldn't we?

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That's someone else's job, isn't it.

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(ANGRILY)
I said I want laughing, smiling, happy,

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clappy people-- white, black,
yellow, green, LGBT, GLBT, GNT,

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fucking T&A.
I don't give a fuck,

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so long as the ratio is right.

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OK?

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Got to go.
Hands to hold.

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[GROANS] Oh, Toby.

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What is this?

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What is this I feel?

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I don't know, Rupert.

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What is it?

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Your 15%?

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A little hard grain needing to be worn down, hmm?

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Turned to dust, blown away on the wind.

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We should move along, shouldn't we?

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Good idea.

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Toby, I am so sorry.

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Toby, it's these bloody Spanish.

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They can't seem to handle
anything too complicated.

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Could you get me down, Fritzi?

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It's a reset--

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everybody back to first!

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The crank! The
crank is wrong.

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We're not going to make it.

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No, I want to drop some of the shots.

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Yes!

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Are you sure?

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- Why?
- [CELL PHONE ALERT]

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Because it isn't working.

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Because my client isn't happy.

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Because the whole concept is ridiculous.

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Because we become what we hold on to.

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That's true.

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It's your concept, your vision,

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your idea to come to Spain in the first place.

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[CELL PHONE ALERT]

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I know--
the smell, the sweat, the real España.

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Well then?

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Well, I was wrong.

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Oh, Sarah!

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How's it going, Sarah?

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Melissa.

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How's it going, Melissa?

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Toby, I can't.

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You can.

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You must.

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You shall.

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[FLAMENCO MUSIC]

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[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]

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[LAUGHTER]

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[FLAMENCO MUSIC]

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I'm sorry.
Can you please?

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[INTERPOSING VOICES]

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Look, can we please come up
with some other ideas here?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Just a thought--
how about we just

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CGI the giant back in London?

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Great idea, [MUMBLING].

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Is that your best, when we have paid

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- for everybody to come out here?
- Yeah.

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And Toby hates CGI.

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He wants it all handcrafted.

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RUPERT:
I am a little bit worried

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about the negative connotations here.

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I mean, Power Grid--

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MELISSA:
It's the world through Quixote's eyes.

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RUPERT:
--is a multinational giant.

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PRODUCER:
Just like the book.

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RUPERT:
There's a book?

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Do we have the rights?

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Hey, you fucking tampered with
this, haven't you, you bastard?

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You should get me a fresh one.

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[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

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If anything happens to me, I will come here,

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and I will personally shit down your throat.

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Well done.

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Well, now that our producer
here has so bravely thwarted

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the terrorist threat to our
water supply, I'd like to say,

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buenos noches.

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We need you, Toby.

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Don't we, everyone?

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Everybody needs you, Toby.

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You don't.

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You are not going anywhere.

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You're the epic fucking genius.

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[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

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Well, fuck you too.

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Well, will you noli me tangere?

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Mmm.

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Genuflect, everyone.

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She's adorable, so transparent
you can read her like a book.

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Yeah, and slightly worn,
spine-rubbed, some foxing.

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Hombre, que tal?

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That's what they say over here, isn't it?

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I wouldn't know.
I don't talk to them.

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Jacqui.

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Hey, I hope you're not giving our Man of La

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Mancha too much of a hard time.

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Not at all.

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You can trust our Toby.

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Just as I was saying.

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My family, to a great campaign, to Power Grid--

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here's to us and bugger the rest.

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Bugger the rest.

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Yes, bugger them all with impunity.

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- [NON-ENGLISH]
- Yeah.

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I got to go.

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I got a meeting in Nice.

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Potential client, Russian vodka.

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They got me on their private jet.

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Well, it's good to know people are still showing

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off the size of their dicks.

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I wanted you to keep an eye on her when I'm gone.

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Do that for me?

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- Of course he will.
- Yeah.

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Sure I will.

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What's the problem, son?

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Got it wrong.

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We should scrap the whole campaign.

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Aw.

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Hold your nerve.

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You're a great talent.

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He's a genius.

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He's a visionary.

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Really doesn't help.

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Maybe you need some inspiration.

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Hey, you!

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Come here.

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Yeah.

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There are some ideas in here you might--

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What?

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Steal?

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THE BOSS: Or use.

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Se or, maybe this one?

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Wow.

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That's strange.

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Look, this is perfect.

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Isn't that our Man from La Mancha for real?

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That's the way, my family.

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He's going to be great.

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My money?

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Hey.

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Stay.

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I don't like to leave you here.

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- You're in a strange mood.
- Sit.

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Where'd you get this?

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Uh, that's a good question.

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I found it.

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Toby?

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Hey, where are you going?

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Hey, hey, hey, aren't you supposed

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to be looking after me tonight?

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God knows someone should.

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Do you have a DVD player?

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(BREATHLESS) You're bad.

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You bad boy.

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Bad and wicked.

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Will you hold that pose?

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DON QUIXOTE (ON DVD):
I am Don Quixote de la Mancha.

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I was born by a special will of heaven

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to restore the lost age of chivalry

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for the protection of the
weak and for grand adventures.

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What is it?

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"The Man Who
Killed Don Quixote."

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I made it a long time ago.

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My graduation film.

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It won me awards.

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JACQUI: Oh.

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Oh, the old man is wonderful.

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Yeah, you know, I'm trying to break the cliche,

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you know, not using actors,
real people, use villagers.

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JACQUI: [PANTING] Yeah.

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He was a shoemaker, I think.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And I can see why they
grabbed you from commercials.

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Yeah, this must be my passport to Hollywood.

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Yeah.

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Toby, I'm The Boss's wife.

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Yeah.

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You are The Boss's wife.

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Yeah I'm The Boss's wife.

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You're The Boss's wife.

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[GASPING]
I'm The Boss's wife.

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You're The Boss's wife.

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Oh no, Sancho, he's crazy--

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crazy with love.

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I am The Boss's wife.

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You're The Boss's wife.

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Yeah.

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[GASPS]

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I'm The Boss's wife.

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You're The Boss's wife.

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Yeah, baby.

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[GASPS] Oh, mm.

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[KNOCK AT DOOR]

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THE BOSS: Jacqui!

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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But he's in Nice.

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He'll kill me.

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What about me?

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[KNOCK AT DOOR]

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THE BOSS: Jacqui!

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Shit!

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Jacqui!

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Shit.

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JACQUI: Oh god.

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I'm back!

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Every man for himself.

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What?

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[KNOCK AT DOOR]

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- THE BOSS: Jacqui!
- Come on.

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Come on.

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I don't have time.

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Hurry up!

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TOBY: Gotcha!

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Oh, Toby, your beads.

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[CLATTERING]

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Oh, shit!

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Fuck.

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JACQUI: Go.

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[GRUNTING]

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Jacqui!

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[THWACK]

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[GROANS]

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TOBY: Vamos!

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I'm going to kill you, you greasy gyppo!!

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[DOOR SLAMS]

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Hey, baby.

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[PROCESSIONAL MUSIC]

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That was the only cut.

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I don't even know what that's for.

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Toby.

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- Check this.
- TOBY: Hold on.

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Hey, pal.

275
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:18,488
Toby.

276
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,156
Come here.

277
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,282
Check this out.

278
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:24,786
Holy shit.

279
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,664
- Right?
- He's perfect.

280
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,169
Hola.

281
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,715
Hola, se or.

282
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,216
Hmm?

283
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,885
Un momento, por favor?

284
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,436
Que?

285
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,228
Well.

286
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,605
Hi, hola.

287
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,939
Hola, we're American.

288
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,274
Or I'm American.

289
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,151
- This is Jimmy and Joe.
- Hi.

290
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,153
We're making [SPEAKING SPANISH]

291
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,286
What are you doing for the next two months?

292
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:07,996
[LAUGHTER]

293
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,333
Javier, you're making shoes now.

294
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,334
My shoes--

295
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,668
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

296
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,298
No, no, no.
Forget the shoes, man!

297
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,217
- These are bandidos.
- Bandidos.

298
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,260
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
You're angry.

299
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,136
Yeah, yeah.

300
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,346
The girl is in danger.

301
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,015
OK?

302
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,058
No.

303
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:28,934
Fuck that.

304
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:29,976
Ah!

305
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,103
I am Don Quixote de la Mancha!

306
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,396
Ahh!

307
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,981
And he goes down.

308
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,484
Then you hit this one, and then that goes down.

309
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:38,068
Si, Javier?

310
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:38,610
Si?

311
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,323
And gone.
Si?

312
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,450
Aye, si, si.

313
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,035
Comprende?

314
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,787
Forget the shoes.

315
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,997
You are Don Quixote.

316
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,082
Si, comprendo.

317
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:56,294
No, Javier, you are Don Quixote.

318
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,591
OK.

319
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,093
Don Quixote.

320
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,012
[FLIES BUZZING]

321
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,848
- And?
- Ouch.

322
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,354
Huh?

323
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,773
[FLIES BUZZING]

324
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,400
If there's something that doesn't translate

325
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,068
through a Polaroid, then it's not going

326
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,211
- to translate through a camera.
- WOMAN: How about that one?

327
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,153
TOBY:
No, absolutely not.

328
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:22,988
What about this one?

329
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:23,822
That's my favorite.

330
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,156
No, none of these.

331
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,159
She's his dulcinea-- you know, his ideal.

332
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,705
She has to be beautiful and pure.

333
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,833
Just like in the book, the Lady
Dulcinea looked up but once,

334
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,751
and their eyes met, and from that brief moment

335
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:41,590
on Don Quixote de la Mancha
became free from all fear.

336
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:45,802
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

337
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:46,761
Careful, Toby.

338
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:47,762
She's Raul's little girl.

339
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:56,313
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby!

340
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,397
You could be though--

341
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,440
you could be in movies.

342
00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,024
I'm serious.

343
00:14:59,065 --> 00:14:59,858
Really?

344
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,400
- Yes.
- To die?

345
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:00,984
Sure.

346
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:01,818
Why not?

347
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,069
I'm serious.

348
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,864
- A little village girl like me?
- Yeah.

349
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:06,615
Don't break it.

350
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,283
Oh, please god.

351
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,618
What if like--

352
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,036
- if I let it--
- No!

353
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,954
Oh, please.

354
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,332
Why?

355
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,207
I'm serious.

356
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,959
You could be someone.

357
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:25,675
Either you are very naive,
[LAUGHS] or you are very crazy.

358
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,429
Well, you know, an artist has to be.

359
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,264
OK.

360
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,267
Now you're-- now you're an artist.

361
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,644
Yeah.

362
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:39,981
An artist must be cruel.

363
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,441
Are you cruel?

364
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,400
Wait, wait-- wait there.

365
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,160
What do you see?

366
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,495
A star.

367
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,000
RAUL:
Angelica, where are you?

368
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,502
It's late.

369
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,922
I'm hungry!

370
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:08,843
(WHISPERING) I love you.

371
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,221
It's like I was really back there again.

372
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,389
I could smell it.

373
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,891
And then I wake up.

374
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,686
A sue o, a beautiful dream.

375
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,771
Yeah, but I don't dream.

376
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,356
No, of course not.

377
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,440
You don't have to.

378
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,775
You have everything.

379
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,318
I had no idea the village was this close.

380
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,447
Los Sue os is just over the hill there.

381
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,407
He's fucking mental.

382
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,449
It still isn't working.

383
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,909
We've got to shoot something.

384
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,037
We cannot just sit here.

385
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,415
Set up a crane shot of the wind turbines.

386
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,250
Put it on a long track.

387
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,751
The crane's on the other side.

388
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,711
Yeah.

389
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:43,561
It's going to take hours.

390
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,087
Perfect.

391
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,386
[CAR HORN HONKS]

392
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,388
[SOMBER MUSIC]

393
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,264
You're back.

394
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,811
Surprise.

395
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,688
I didn't need to go after all.

396
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,398
Turns out they got a castle out here.

397
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,193
The Russkies are buying up
everything, aren't they?

398
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,363
But it's looking good for our Vodka gig.

399
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,740
We'll know in a couple of days.

400
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:19,539
I asked you to look after my wife, Toby.

401
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:20,331
I did.

402
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,667
No, not very well.

403
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,087
There was a thief in our fucking hotel suite.

404
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,422
What?

405
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,215
A thief?

406
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,258
Are you sure?

407
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,509
That'd what she says.

408
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,011
You know what I think?

409
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,013
I think it was that greasy gypsy from last night.

410
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,389
I found his hat.

411
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,015
Right.

412
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:37,932
Yeah.

413
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,559
He seemed dodgy.

414
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,269
Yeah.

415
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,022
Well, they all are, aren't they?

416
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,399
[LAUGHS]

417
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,276
You look tired, son.

418
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,613
Oh, you know, it's just
[SIGHS] watching that old DVD.

419
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,322
Yeah.

420
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:52,906
Jacqui told me.

421
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,785
She told you?

422
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,995
Yeah.

423
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,164
A work of yours, she said.

424
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,457
That's a coincidence.

425
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:03,458
Yeah.

426
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,834
Yeah, such a long time ago.

427
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,503
It looks like it was made by somebody else.

428
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,380
Yeah, why don't you polish
up some of those old ideas,

429
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,965
make them nice and shiny for us?

430
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:11,800
Yeah, I could.

431
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:12,634
I don't know.

432
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,934
You know what?

433
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,075
While they're setting up, I think

434
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,603
I'm going to go for a spin.

435
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:24,270
Clear your head?

436
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,647
Right.

437
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,455
RUPERT:
I'll drive you.

438
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,233
No, that's OK.

439
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,150
Dan the man.

440
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:29,984
Yo, Toby.

441
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,319
Lend me your bike.

442
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,904
OK.

443
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:33,863
Gracias.

444
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,199
Are you coming, my love?

445
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,534
No.

446
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,536
Oh but, um.

447
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,995
I don't have a helmet.

448
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,247
- You don't need one.
- Take care.

449
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,632
[SPANISH MUSIC]

450
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:45,560
[DOG BARKING, BABY CRYING]

451
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,695
[CHURCH BELL RINGING]

452
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,572
[FLUTTERING]

453
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,705
[CHANTING IN LATIN]

454
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:09,042
[PROCESSIONAL MUSIC]

455
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:34,984
All right.

456
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:35,693
Great, great, great.

457
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,527
Thank you.

458
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,820
Cut, cut, cut, cut.

459
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:38,821
Thank you.

460
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,698
Cut.

461
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,991
Gracias a todos.

462
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:42,951
Thank you very much.

463
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,077
Hasta manana.

464
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,370
Hasta manana!

465
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,705
[APPLAUSE]

466
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,419
[SINGING IN SPANISH]

467
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:07,850
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Do you want something more?

468
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:11,271
I do, yeah, so many things--

469
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,398
better writing ability mostly.

470
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,065
[GASPS]

471
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:14,941
Jesus.

472
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,192
No, no, no, no.
No.

473
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,111
Shh.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

474
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,532
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

475
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,950
[GLASS BREAKING]

476
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:31,082
You will be sent with my squire-

477
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,045
[MUMBLING]

478
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,046
[SHOUTING]

479
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,465
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

480
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:40,675
Javier, Javier, this is great.

481
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:41,634
This is great.

482
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,387
This time take two.

483
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,931
Todo in Inglés, please?

484
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,016
Inglés.

485
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,685
- Yeah, in Inglés.
- Inglés.

486
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:51,519
Action.

487
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,813
Si, si.

488
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:58,901
Unhand her, foul bandido!

489
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:02,613
Stand and face justice!

490
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,408
[SHOUTING]

491
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,873
OK.
OK.

492
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,583
Cut, cut, cut, cut.

493
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:14,500
Perfecto.

494
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,836
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

495
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:19,422
[APPLAUSE]

496
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,758
Wow.

497
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:25,178
(BREATHLESS) I am Don Quixote.

498
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,353
TOBY: [LAUGHS]
You are Don Quixote.

499
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:36,022
(WHISPERING)
I am Don Quixote.

500
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,482
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

501
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,741
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

502
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:47,617
Por favor.

503
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,029
[GAME BEEPING]

504
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:33,579
Raul?

505
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,168
How's it going?
Long time no see.

506
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:29,177
We don't need these.

507
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,387
We understand one another perfectly.

508
00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:36,058
Hey, shiny boy, Little Pedro
was in this film of yours,

509
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,560
yeah?

510
00:24:37,602 --> 00:24:39,645
Yes, he was, Little Pedro, right, Sancho Panza,

511
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,356
all 250 pounds of him.

512
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,691
How is he?

513
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,401
Little Pedro?

514
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,652
He's dead.

515
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:47,528
TOBY: Shit.

516
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,447
He liked to drink.

517
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:52,992
- The drink didn't like him.
- OK.

518
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,076
I'm sorry.

519
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,578
To Little Pedro.

520
00:24:55,620 --> 00:25:00,166
Many things have changed since your film, Toby.

521
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,293
What about Javier?

522
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,420
The old man who played Quixote?

523
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:09,425
Is he-- (QUIETLY) is he still alive?

524
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,052
Alive?

525
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:13,179
Oh yeah.

526
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,806
Don Quixote Vive, if that's
what you like to call him.

527
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,475
Oh good.

528
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,810
[GAME BEEPING]

529
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:25,316
How about Angelica?

530
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,068
Angelica?

531
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:30,821
Angelica, your daughter.

532
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,156
Come.

533
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:34,033
I will take you.

534
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:35,993
I will show you.

535
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:36,911
Oh, she's here?

536
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:37,620
Yeah.

537
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:38,663
Oh, fantastic.

538
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,541
She was so great in the movie.

539
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:42,083
Ooh.

540
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,592
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]

541
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:52,201
She was a flower.

542
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:05,606
And they grow up, Raul.

543
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:09,277
For Christ's sake, it's what they're meant to do.

544
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:11,195
My daughter?

545
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,490
The whore?

546
00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:16,325
No.

547
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:17,285
What are you talking about?

548
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:18,995
She was such a sweet girl.

549
00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,830
No more.

550
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:24,709
She chase your dream, Toby, to Madrid.

551
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,168
She break.

552
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,462
[GLASS BREAKING]

553
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,767
[LIQUID SPLATTERING]

554
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:45,229
What the fuck!

555
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,188
Give me that.

556
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,565
- You--
- Papa!

557
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,399
- Papa!
- Fuck!

558
00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:52,153
You little fucking prick.

559
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,657
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

560
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:57,825
Hey!

561
00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,702
What the hell did you call my boy?

562
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:01,579
Jesus!

563
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:02,955
Come back here, you creep!

564
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:11,547
[DOGS BARKING]

565
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,883
[CANS CLATTERING]

566
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,349
Quixote Vive?

567
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:30,358
[DOGS BARKING]

568
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:51,420
[BLEATING]

569
00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:53,798
[GRUNTING]

570
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,886
Hello?

571
00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:01,263
[CLUCKING, DOG BARKING]

572
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:03,307
Hola!

573
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:10,731
Hi.
There's a sign, Quixote Vive?

574
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:12,566
You want to see him?

575
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,652
Would you like to see the Don Quixote

576
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,697
de la Mancha, the real Don Quixote?

577
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,239
I do.

578
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:26,080
[SPITS]

579
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:38,008
Come on.

580
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,009
TOBY: OK.

581
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,595
[DOG BARKING]

582
00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:46,684
[CRACKLING]

583
00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,561
[SHOUTING]

584
00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:55,985
[METAL CLANKING]

585
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:22,887
No, no, no.

586
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:30,394
DON QUIXOTE:
I am Don Quixote de la Mancha.

587
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:35,524
I was born in the year of our Savior, 1605,

588
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:38,444
by special will of heaven to restore

589
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:42,364
the lost age of chivalry.

590
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,950
I am the man for whom all dangers

591
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:48,162
are expressly resulting.

592
00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:53,834
And grand adventures and brave deeds also.

593
00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:55,586
I am 400 years old.

594
00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:02,176
It's not easy living so long.

595
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:06,055
But I cannot die

596
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:10,434
unless perhaps I

597
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:14,438
could rid myself of my dreams.

598
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,481
TOBY:
Holy shit.

599
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:17,608
Javier?

600
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,777
Sancho?

601
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:22,029
Is that you?

602
00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:22,822
Sancho!

603
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,114
(HESITANTLY) No.

604
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:29,161
(EXCITEDLY) Sancho, you've come back!

605
00:30:29,203 --> 00:30:30,871
You've come back to save me.

606
00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:34,583
Oh, oh, oh, you tricky peasant!

607
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:35,543
Oh!

608
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:36,502
Oh, oh, oh!

609
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:37,711
OK.
OK.

610
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,046
I'm not Sancho.

611
00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:41,006
And you're not Don Quixote.

612
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:41,882
Mmm.

613
00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:43,634
You, Sancho.

614
00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:44,677
Oh.

615
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:47,012
Sancho, Sancho, isn't it you?

616
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:51,559
(FRANTIC) You must rescue me
from these enchanters, huh?

617
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,102
Please, Sancho, take me--

618
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,311
take me away, Sancho.

619
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,563
OK.
Yeah.

620
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:56,856
I'm a little late for something now.

621
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:57,915
- But maybe--
- (HYSTERICAL) No, Sancho!

622
00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:58,907
- Please, Sancho!
- All right.

623
00:30:58,941 --> 00:30:59,750
Ease up, Javier.
All right.

624
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:00,568
Let go.
All right.

625
00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:01,569
Let me out of here!

626
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,444
Let me out, please.

627
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:03,404
Javier, I've got to go.

628
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:06,490
[CRACKLING, SHOUTING]

629
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,825
Oh, what are you going?

630
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:09,827
Get off me!

631
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:10,619
Get off me!

632
00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:52,161
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

633
00:32:01,337 --> 00:32:03,464
Just look at the fucking facts, Rupert.

634
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:04,965
We bring a whole crew over to Spain.

635
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,843
He vanishes into thin air on a fucking motorbike.

636
00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:09,053
You're talking.

637
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,237
There's only one genius on this set,

638
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,071
and it's certainly not you, is it?

639
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,014
He's not a genius.

640
00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:13,682
He's like a fucking child.

641
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,267
RUPERT:
Ah, Toby!

642
00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:17,937
Where the hell have you been?

643
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:19,396
We've been stalling here.

644
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,398
We've been dicking around here for hours.

645
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,650
Whoa.

646
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,360
Calm, dearheart.

647
00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:26,946
Looks like Toby needs a moment.

648
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:30,699
The agency is begging for blood.

649
00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:32,034
Bill needs a shot list.

650
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:34,912
I need-- thanks to you, I need a doctor.

651
00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:36,080
I literally do.

652
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:36,956
Now, now, Toby.

653
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,123
What's happened to you?

654
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,183
I mean, look at the state of you.

655
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,876
Oh, and the police are here.

656
00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:43,295
Do you know what, Bill?

657
00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:46,674
It's all yours-- the whole fucking nightmare.

658
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,801
You're promoted.
I quit.

659
00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:52,763
Toby!

660
00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:54,598
They found the thief.

661
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,725
They want that fucking gypsy, of course.

662
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:57,685
Do me a favor.

663
00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,019
Come identify him for me.

664
00:32:59,061 --> 00:32:59,561
Yeah.

665
00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:08,529
It's looking great.

666
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,322
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

667
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:13,283
Hola.

668
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,995
[SPEAKING SPANISH] Bien.

669
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:16,537
Yeah?

670
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:21,542
He was the creep bothering
my wife in the restaurant

671
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,252
the other night, wasn't he?

672
00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:24,837
Yeah, that's him.

673
00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:27,589
THE BOSS: Typical.

674
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,258
Se or, [SPEAKING SPANISH].

675
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:32,594
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

676
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,566
This is your motorcycle, Se or?

677
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:49,987
Uh, mine how?

678
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:54,533
There has been a fire in a local village.

679
00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:59,121
That registration number
matches one we were given.

680
00:33:59,163 --> 00:33:59,955
Oh, I'm sorry.

681
00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:01,832
But that's not mine.

682
00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,877
I-- it's, um--

683
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:07,421
who's the little-- that guy!

684
00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:09,214
Toby, Toby, don't you remember?

685
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:10,758
You borrowed it.

686
00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:12,259
He borrowed it for inspiration.

687
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,973
Perhaps you will come to assist us.

688
00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,725
But I don't know anything about any fire.

689
00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,143
I mean, I know what fire is.

690
00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:22,619
But I don't know what you're talking about.

691
00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:24,521
Better go along with them, Toby.

692
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,190
We don't want to antagonize the locals.

693
00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,987
Don't worry about the delay here.

694
00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:35,324
Put it down to act of God or something.

695
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:37,576
Oh, wait.

696
00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:40,162
I found these outside my hotel suite.

697
00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:45,292
Yours, aren't they?

698
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:46,627
Oh fuck.

699
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:47,169
Thanks.

700
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,299
Any problems, text me.

701
00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:23,705
I think you got me into a
big trouble, Se or Toby, hmm?

702
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,999
Maybe you should be a man.

703
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,752
Maybe you should tell them, eh?

704
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,087
Fuck this!

705
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,396
God, what I wouldn't give to get my hands

706
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:34,508
on one of these bastards for a few minutes.

707
00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:35,968
Animals!

708
00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:38,512
Still living in the fucking Middle Ages.

709
00:35:38,554 --> 00:35:40,639
Oh shit.

710
00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:43,016
Fucking-- [STAMMERING] Holy Week.

711
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:45,602
(CAREFULLY) Holy Week.

712
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:49,565
[LAUGHS]

713
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:52,401
[PROCESSIONAL MUSIC]

714
00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:59,700
- I know a way around this.
- Are you sure?

715
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:18,552
[STAMMERING] We'll be back
on the main road in a moment.

716
00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:19,928
A moment?

717
00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:21,889
How long exactly is a moment in your life?

718
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:22,764
I didn't know.

719
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:24,433
Just shut the fuck up.

720
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,268
What is this?

721
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:27,561
What the fuck is he doing?

722
00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:29,479
[HONKING HORN]

723
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,732
Hey, get out!

724
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:36,111
Your carnival is over, old man.

725
00:36:36,153 --> 00:36:38,906
Oh no.

726
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:42,284
Why are those men in chains?

727
00:36:42,326 --> 00:36:43,619
Sancho.

728
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,995
Shit.

729
00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:47,164
I am Don Quixote de la Mancha.

730
00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:52,044
And I command you to release
my squire, Sancho Panza.

731
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,212
Don Quixote?

732
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:54,087
DON QUIXOTE: Si.

733
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,298
Wow.

734
00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,134
Looks like one of you is saved.

735
00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:00,802
This has nothing to do with me.

736
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:05,140
I am dedicated to chivalry
and protection of the weak.

737
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:08,894
Huh?
[SIREN BLARING]

738
00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:12,773
Your hellish wailing does not frighten me!

739
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:15,192
Release those innocent men.

740
00:37:15,234 --> 00:37:17,110
Hey, carnival is--

741
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:19,029
oh!

742
00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:20,572
What the fuck?

743
00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:22,616
- Get off that horse, you--
- Go!

744
00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:23,659
Get away from Rocinante!

745
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,539
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

746
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:30,307
Stop, stop, stop, stop!

747
00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:31,375
Help!

748
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,293
No, no, no, no, help!
Shit!

749
00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:36,755
What the fuck are you doing, man?

750
00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:39,758
I think you've killed him.

751
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:44,221
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

752
00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:45,722
[GRUNTS]

753
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,558
No, no!
No!

754
00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:53,188
No, please.

755
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:54,648
- Freeze!
- No!

756
00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:55,649
God no!

757
00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:57,025
[GUNFIRE]

758
00:37:58,694 --> 00:38:02,197
Sancho, the forces of darkness are defeated!

759
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:03,699
It wasn't me.
I didn't do it.

760
00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:10,664
Fuck.
Shit.

761
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,219
[PANTING]

762
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:38,859
(FRANTIC) I'm bleeding.

763
00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:43,488
Oh.
Oh.

764
00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:44,656
Thank God it's not mine.

765
00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:46,908
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

766
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,330
No, no, no.

767
00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:52,998
Fuck.

768
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,041
No!

769
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,167
Please don't let this be real!

770
00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:03,550
Fuck!
Fuck!

771
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,648
Oh shit.
Shit.

772
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:19,608
Shit.
Shit.

773
00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:20,275
Shit.

774
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:23,070
[ECHOES]

775
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,029
Fucking batteries!

776
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,535
I'm a dead man.
OK.

777
00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:31,328
OK.

778
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:32,662
Take control.

779
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,457
Take control, Toby.

780
00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:39,252
Take control and the world soon follows.

781
00:39:39,336 --> 00:39:39,836
Take control.

782
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:50,347
Sancho!

783
00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:52,099
There you are.

784
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:56,853
You crazy peasant, always playing games.

785
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,939
Do you think you can hide from me?

786
00:39:58,980 --> 00:39:59,856
No, no, no, no, no.

787
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:00,732
Stay away from me.

788
00:40:00,774 --> 00:40:02,526
Sancho, you're free.

789
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:03,944
Those cops are dead, aren't they?

790
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:06,405
No, no, no, no, no, no.

791
00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:08,949
The forces of darkness can never die.

792
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,367
You killed them, didn't you?

793
00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:12,911
You were so brave, huh?

794
00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,996
The way you attacked that coachman

795
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:17,457
and frightened away his wailing beast.

796
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:18,708
I didn't do anything.

797
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,628
Oh, humility is a blessing.

798
00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:24,214
Tonight, we will sing songs to your bravery.

799
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:32,013
I brought you your clothes, Sancho.

800
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:34,683
You can get out of that disguise, eh?

801
00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:36,518
[LAUGHS] You are free.

802
00:40:39,396 --> 00:40:41,523
Oh, Sancho.

803
00:40:41,565 --> 00:40:45,735
We shall have such great adventures together.

804
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:49,364
A knight-errant and his loyal squire, huh?

805
00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:51,324
Mwah.
Mwah.

806
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:52,325
Sancho.

807
00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:06,506
This will be a marvelous
day for adventure, Sancho.

808
00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:08,383
I feel it in my bones.

809
00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:11,678
I need to call my office.

810
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,180
Where are we going?

811
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,557
Who knows?

812
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:19,227
Her destiny guides our fortune, Sancho.

813
00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:22,481
[FLIES BUZZING]

814
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,943
I'm getting eaten alive.

815
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,086
Look, maybe we should just go back

816
00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:30,614
and face a few ugly realities.

817
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,174
You can explain everything to the authorities.

818
00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:33,492
Explain?

819
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:36,453
Do you think explaining explains anything?

820
00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:38,955
Well, yes.

821
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:42,417
You have a simple view of
life, Sancho, very touching.

822
00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:43,460
Yeah.

823
00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:44,753
And you're really Don Quixote.

824
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:45,378
You doubt it?

825
00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:52,260
Look, do you remember years
ago, about 10 years ago,

826
00:41:52,302 --> 00:41:53,678
I was making a film?

827
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,473
You were just an old man I found.

828
00:41:56,515 --> 00:42:00,435
- I was lost, forgotten.
- Yeah, right.

829
00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:01,853
But then I found you.

830
00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:03,730
And I thought, this guy has an interesting face.

831
00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:06,691
It's the kind of face I'd
use now to sell insurance.

832
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,694
I owe you a great debt, Sancho.

833
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:10,946
You restored me.

834
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:12,739
You really don't remember?

835
00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:16,076
(DRAMATIC VOICE) Don Quixote
de la Mancha, the knight

836
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,661
of the mournful countenance--

837
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:21,206
Come to restore the lost age of chivalry

838
00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:24,292
by a special will of heaven!

839
00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:25,669
Yes.

840
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,629
Well, I wrote that.

841
00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:29,005
Que?

842
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,465
I adapted it, since a screenplay is a very

843
00:42:30,507 --> 00:42:31,633
different language to a novel.

844
00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:32,217
But it's--

845
00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:34,052
[GRUNTS]

846
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:39,516
Blasphemer!

847
00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:42,269
The hand of our God in heaven wrote me,

848
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:45,146
- not the filthy whore of some--
- OK.

849
00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:46,606
OK.
I apologize.

850
00:42:46,648 --> 00:42:48,316
I'm sorry.

851
00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:52,028
You may beg forgiveness at
the feet of my Lady Dulcinea.

852
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,154
Lady Dulcinea, right?

853
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:53,738
Of course.

854
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,865
OK.

855
00:42:55,907 --> 00:43:00,537
Once, as if in a dream, Don Quixote

856
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:05,458
dreams this Lady Dulcinea.

857
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,877
She was sitting--

858
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,714
Beside a stream before her crystal mansion.

859
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,049
I know, of course.

860
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,634
Writing again, Sancho?

861
00:43:14,676 --> 00:43:16,886
No.

862
00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:20,390
Because those are the words
of the great Arab historian,

863
00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:21,725
Cide Hamete Benengeli.

864
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,769
Right, right, I forgot.

865
00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:31,776
I have here this rare volume of my exploits, hmm?

866
00:43:32,986 --> 00:43:37,532
A trifle florid perhaps, but the spirit is true.

867
00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:39,826
Can I read?

868
00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:42,579
[LAUGHTER]

869
00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:46,708
That a peasant like you should feign interest

870
00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:48,209
in a book he cannot read.

871
00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:53,923
Can I see?

872
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:54,633
Oh.

873
00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:56,509
But I can read.

874
00:43:56,551 --> 00:44:00,013
This is English, Sancho.

875
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:02,307
"Eeeen-gleesh."

876
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:08,104
It's a very difficult language,
a Protestant language.

877
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,481
But come.
Come.

878
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:14,027
Come.
Sit with me, huh?

879
00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:15,278
We will read it together.

880
00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:21,409
Now, I will sound the words.

881
00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:25,288
And you can look at the pictures.

882
00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:28,541
Now, here.

883
00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:35,548
Here, this is me on my war horse, Rocinante.

884
00:44:37,801 --> 00:44:39,886
That's you Sancho.

885
00:44:39,928 --> 00:44:43,765
And here-- here--

886
00:44:43,807 --> 00:44:48,311
[SIGHS]
here is a beautiful princess, hmm,

887
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:51,231
resplendent on her charger.

888
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,566
[BELL RINGS]

889
00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:07,706
A giant!

890
00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:09,666
What giant?

891
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:14,337
A giant with arms six miles long.

892
00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:16,131
She is in terrible danger.

893
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:17,090
It's a windmill.

894
00:45:17,132 --> 00:45:18,466
Oh!

895
00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:19,259
Rocinante!

896
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,719
Oh!

897
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,637
[HORSE WHINNYING]

898
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:25,098
Rocinante!

899
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:27,600
I will save you, fair maiden!

900
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:28,226
Come back here!

901
00:45:28,268 --> 00:45:29,018
Don!

902
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,395
This is a mistake!

903
00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:32,021
Prepare to die, foul and fearsome beast!

904
00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:32,856
This isn't a giant!

905
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,190
Oh, god no!
Don!

906
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,650
Don!

907
00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:37,944
[GROANS] Take this!

908
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:46,327
And cut right there.

909
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:47,203
Oh.

910
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,831
Giant, where are you?

911
00:45:49,873 --> 00:45:53,084
Where are you, huh?

912
00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:56,546
There you are, you thief!

913
00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:57,881
Take that!

914
00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:02,302
[GROANS]

915
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,220
Hey!

916
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,514
- Ow.
- Don't move.

917
00:46:06,556 --> 00:46:09,225
Just lay still.

918
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:12,729
You have saved, dear lady.

919
00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:16,441
I am at your command.

920
00:46:16,483 --> 00:46:16,983
Oh.

921
00:46:19,903 --> 00:46:22,155
I see the love light in your eyes.

922
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:25,408
It's understandable.

923
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,577
My hand on it.

924
00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:32,248
But alas, I am betrothed to another.

925
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:36,002
Oh.

926
00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:39,005
Does he have the squirrels in the attic?

927
00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:41,966
Squirrels are the least of it.

928
00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,968
Do you have a phone I could use?

929
00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,346
My father will help you.

930
00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:48,139
Is he a builder?
Or?

931
00:46:48,181 --> 00:46:51,518
It's all very, uh, rustic.

932
00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:52,769
No, se or.

933
00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:54,979
This is oil.

934
00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:57,857
Oil is working, just squeaky clean.

935
00:46:57,899 --> 00:46:59,567
What?

936
00:46:59,609 --> 00:47:03,029
Not rustic.

937
00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:04,781
Oh, the bike?
Yeah.

938
00:47:04,823 --> 00:47:06,783
No, it's all very oiled.

939
00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:08,117
Everything's very oily.

940
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,160
Yes.

941
00:47:09,202 --> 00:47:10,011
You can't have too much oil.

942
00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:12,539
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

943
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:17,836
Wait, wait, wait.

944
00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:19,170
Wha-- you live here?

945
00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:20,547
- Live?
- Yeah.

946
00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:22,382
This is-- this is where you live?

947
00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,217
I live here.

948
00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:25,927
I die here.

949
00:47:25,969 --> 00:47:26,678
Right, it's good.

950
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,221
That's good.

951
00:47:28,263 --> 00:47:29,472
I live.

952
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:30,974
I die.

953
00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:32,225
I live.

954
00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:33,601
I die.

955
00:47:33,643 --> 00:47:34,602
I live.

956
00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:36,271
- Live and die.
- I live.

957
00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:37,647
I die.

958
00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:41,776
[COUGHING] Some of us--

959
00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:42,819
some of us sooner than others.

960
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,000
What do you think you are doing, huh?

961
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,543
Get them out of here!

962
00:47:58,585 --> 00:48:01,963
What is this splendid castle that defies gravity?

963
00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:02,922
Hello.

964
00:48:02,964 --> 00:48:04,465
Can I use your telephone?

965
00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:09,304
And this angelic messenger
who welcomes us as she--

966
00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:10,212
We don't want any trouble.

967
00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:18,438
Divine lady, I shall
forever preserve your kindness

968
00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:21,316
in the treasury of my memory.

969
00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:22,609
Oh.

970
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:23,818
Get him out of here.

971
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,278
Come on.

972
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,988
Please, please, my dear, this is not showing

973
00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:28,740
what good Christians we are.

974
00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:31,576
Remember, this is the Holy Week.

975
00:48:31,618 --> 00:48:36,289
Oh, oh, oh, this old man must be playing

976
00:48:36,331 --> 00:48:37,749
the part of a martyred saint.

977
00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:40,668
Look, his halo.

978
00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:41,544
So devout.

979
00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:42,712
Is there a telephone?

980
00:48:42,754 --> 00:48:43,588
Elephant?

981
00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:44,380
What elephant?

982
00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:45,089
OK.

983
00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,299
I'm going to go.

984
00:48:46,341 --> 00:48:47,191
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

985
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,469
You must stay.

986
00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:52,180
Out there is very dangerous, bad men.

987
00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:55,224
But here, everything is A-OK.

988
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:58,478
Here, we are all the good Samaritans.

989
00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:02,899
We will turn the other cheek
to hear your brave martyr.

990
00:49:02,941 --> 00:49:05,234
We must charm these needy pilgrims.

991
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:07,946
A good host looks after his hostages.

992
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,030
Is that the right word?

993
00:49:09,072 --> 00:49:12,450
No, that's not the right word.

994
00:49:12,492 --> 00:49:14,786
[FLUTTERING]

995
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,669
Rest here, brave holy martyr.

996
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:26,130
We'll be back soon.

997
00:49:35,932 --> 00:49:38,393
Why must I be such an unfortunate knight?

998
00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:39,727
What have you got me into?

999
00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:42,105
Young ladies just have to look at me once

1000
00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:44,565
to be swept away with love.

1001
00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:45,108
I abhor you.

1002
00:49:56,035 --> 00:50:00,498
Why must my matchless devotion to my Lady Dulcinea

1003
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:02,291
always be tested?

1004
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,586
Why should she be threatened
from being the only one--

1005
00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:06,754
TOBY: Shit!

1006
00:50:06,796 --> 00:50:08,089
--to relish my perfect fidelity.

1007
00:50:08,131 --> 00:50:09,257
I knew it.

1008
00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:10,432
Well, these people aren't Spanish.

1009
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:10,967
Que?

1010
00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:14,228
We're going to die.

1011
00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:19,642
Criminals of the world, what do you want from her?

1012
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,477
Why do you have us?

1013
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:22,687
- Leave her alone!
- Shh!

1014
00:50:22,729 --> 00:50:24,063
Would you shut the fuck up?

1015
00:50:24,105 --> 00:50:26,315
You do know what terrorists are, don't you?

1016
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:29,777
They'll probably start mailing
bits of us back to Los Angeles!

1017
00:50:29,819 --> 00:50:31,529
I have no family, Sancho.

1018
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:35,575
Not without a fight.

1019
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,170
[POUNDING]

1020
00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,172
MAN:
Open the gates!

1021
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:50,548
[SCREAMS]

1022
00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:58,639
MAN:
Open the gates in the name of the law!

1023
00:50:58,681 --> 00:51:01,017
[EERIE MUSIC]

1024
00:51:03,144 --> 00:51:05,980
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

1025
00:51:18,618 --> 00:51:21,454
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

1026
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:26,209
Just cleaning this oil work.

1027
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:29,045
Oh, there is another dirty spot.
See?

1028
00:51:43,351 --> 00:51:43,893
OK.

1029
00:51:43,935 --> 00:51:44,519
All right.

1030
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,311
OK, stop.

1031
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:46,646
Let me go, please.

1032
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,689
We'll pretend none of this has happened.

1033
00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,233
Listen, I respect all religions.

1034
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:51,818
My maternal grandmother was Jewish.

1035
00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:53,694
- MAN: Open the gate!
- Help!

1036
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:54,779
I'm in here!
Help me!

1037
00:51:54,821 --> 00:51:56,030
No, no, no.

1038
00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:57,782
Please, please, please, please, please.

1039
00:51:57,824 --> 00:52:00,326
If the inquisition discover we are Muslims,

1040
00:52:00,368 --> 00:52:04,622
we will be whipped or castrated or worse.

1041
00:52:04,664 --> 00:52:05,623
No, please!

1042
00:52:05,665 --> 00:52:06,582
What are you talking about?

1043
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:07,708
This is the 21st century.

1044
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,252
You're in the European Union.

1045
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:10,920
It's not.

1046
00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:14,507
MAN: In the name of the Holy
Brotherhood, open the gate!

1047
00:52:14,549 --> 00:52:16,425
[POUNDING]

1048
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:19,011
Open the gate.

1049
00:52:19,095 --> 00:52:20,012
Welcome.

1050
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,472
Welcome, sirs.

1051
00:52:21,514 --> 00:52:22,890
Welcome.

1052
00:52:22,932 --> 00:52:24,350
What the fuck?

1053
00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:26,936
Welcome.

1054
00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:30,565
Our honest feast and hospitality
is always at the disposal

1055
00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:31,774
of the Holy Brotherhood.

1056
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:34,569
One of our patrols was attacked.

1057
00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:37,113
Vicious prisoners are on the loose.

1058
00:52:37,155 --> 00:52:39,323
We have a desss--

1059
00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:39,991
Description.

1060
00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:41,075
--cription.

1061
00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:47,081
We'll ferret out any criminal here, sir.

1062
00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:51,002
Perhaps we may even find a
Jew or two into the bargain.

1063
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:51,794
Show yourselves!

1064
00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:52,920
Show yourself!

1065
00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:53,506
Bail out

1066
00:52:58,426 --> 00:53:00,303
Sancho?

1067
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,181
Come out in the name of the Holy--

1068
00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:04,932
You have nothing to hide.

1069
00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:09,020
You have nothing to fear.

1070
00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:12,773
Sancho, where are you?

1071
00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:14,358
San-- hmm?

1072
00:53:19,906 --> 00:53:21,282
Ah, a weapon.

1073
00:53:21,324 --> 00:53:22,783
Fasten up your weapons.

1074
00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,620
[SHOUTING]

1075
00:53:27,747 --> 00:53:30,666
MAN:
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1076
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:35,087
Come on, ye!

1077
00:53:35,171 --> 00:53:36,923
[SQUEAKING]

1078
00:53:39,592 --> 00:53:43,471
Sancho, help me!

1079
00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:49,310
Malambrino, the enchanter,
and his evil minions are here.

1080
00:53:49,352 --> 00:53:52,146
They are come for me!

1081
00:53:52,188 --> 00:53:52,688
Sancho!

1082
00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:56,692
Where are you going?

1083
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,986
We have to talk, my lying friend.

1084
00:53:59,028 --> 00:53:59,820
Here.

1085
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:04,659
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1086
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:06,619
Stop!

1087
00:54:06,661 --> 00:54:09,538
DON QUIXOTE:
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]

1088
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:12,041
Murder?

1089
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:12,792
Murder!

1090
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,670
Bolt the doors!

1091
00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:18,005
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]

1092
00:54:21,259 --> 00:54:23,928
[LAUGHTER]

1093
00:54:25,972 --> 00:54:27,014
My work!

1094
00:54:27,056 --> 00:54:28,641
- My work!
- Stop!

1095
00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:29,350
Stop!

1096
00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:31,018
You must stop!

1097
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:32,520
I will kill you!

1098
00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:33,521
No, no, no, no!

1099
00:54:33,562 --> 00:54:35,022
[SHOUTING]

1100
00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:37,525
Jesus Christ Almighty!

1101
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:39,527
It's time to go.

1102
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,487
Hey!

1103
00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:44,365
[SHOUTING]

1104
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:46,951
Stop!

1105
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,502
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

1106
00:54:56,544 --> 00:55:00,965
It's him!

1107
00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:01,966
Ahh!

1108
00:55:02,008 --> 00:55:03,467
It's him!

1109
00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:05,845
[APPLAUSE]

1110
00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:10,349
[ROOSTER CROWING]

1111
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:40,171
Hola.

1112
00:55:43,466 --> 00:55:44,759
- Hello.
- Out here.

1113
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,384
OK.

1114
00:55:45,426 --> 00:55:45,968
All right.

1115
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,511
Out here.

1116
00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:49,347
[CLINKING]

1117
00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:57,646
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

1118
00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:03,319
You sleep well?

1119
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:04,987
(CAREFULLY) Did you sleep well?

1120
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:06,072
Yes.

1121
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:06,906
Come on.

1122
00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:09,241
Come with me.

1123
00:56:09,325 --> 00:56:11,577
DON QUIXOTE:
And while I held the enchanters at bay

1124
00:56:11,619 --> 00:56:16,374
with my mighty sword, Sancho, my loyal squire,

1125
00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:20,336
boldly attacking the vile forces of darkness

1126
00:56:20,378 --> 00:56:23,672
with only a basket for a helmet.

1127
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:27,968
And so we saved the castle.

1128
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:29,804
[APPLAUSE]

1129
00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:32,098
I think you were frightened last night

1130
00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:34,975
by those sweet Moroccans.

1131
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:36,685
They are just poor people.

1132
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:39,814
Illegal. Your friend,
he lifts their spirits.

1133
00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:41,774
He's a saint.

1134
00:56:41,816 --> 00:56:42,775
He's insane.

1135
00:56:46,821 --> 00:56:49,198
That story you were telling them,

1136
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:53,661
with the basket on my head
and you fighting enchanters.

1137
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:55,704
That was my dream last night.

1138
00:56:55,746 --> 00:57:00,209
Oh, why does everything always
have to be about you, Sancho?

1139
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:03,587
You are so childlike, so self-centered-- me,

1140
00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:06,882
me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

1141
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:08,884
OK.

1142
00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:11,512
Adios, you old fucking fart.

1143
00:57:11,554 --> 00:57:13,222
If you ever find your Lady Dulcinea,

1144
00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:14,807
you can shove her up your ass.

1145
00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:16,767
They'll point me to the nearest town.

1146
00:57:16,809 --> 00:57:17,810
I've got transport.

1147
00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:20,646
[SIRENS BLARING]

1148
00:57:29,238 --> 00:57:32,783
This will be a marvelous
day for adventure, Sancho.

1149
00:57:32,825 --> 00:57:37,163
It mayhap that before six days pass together,

1150
00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:39,707
I shall conquer several kingdoms.

1151
00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:43,919
And I shall crown you king of one of them.

1152
00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:48,257
King Sancho, astonishing
things attend the profession

1153
00:57:48,299 --> 00:57:49,133
of a knight-errant.

1154
00:57:49,175 --> 00:57:52,219
[SCREECHING, FLUTTERING]

1155
00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:59,602
Oh, ugh!
Fuck!

1156
00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:05,649
[HEAVES]

1157
00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:07,151
Leave it, Sancho.

1158
00:58:07,193 --> 00:58:08,110
You can eat it later.

1159
00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:16,368
(WHISPERING) Spanish gold?

1160
00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:22,875
Spanish gold.

1161
00:58:22,917 --> 00:58:24,001
Hey, Don!

1162
00:58:24,043 --> 00:58:26,670
Take a look at this.

1163
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:28,380
Fuck him.

1164
00:58:28,422 --> 00:58:29,732
He won't have a clue what these
are worth in today's market.

1165
00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:32,551
[LAUGHS]

1166
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:40,476
No, no.

1167
00:58:40,518 --> 00:58:42,770
I'll take them to the police.

1168
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:45,022
I'll turn myself in.

1169
00:58:45,064 --> 00:58:46,524
They'll see I'm an honest guy.

1170
00:58:46,565 --> 00:58:49,151
They'll believe me when I explained what happened.

1171
00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,152
Yes.

1172
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:54,490
No.

1173
00:58:54,532 --> 00:58:55,899
No, I'm going to need a very good lawyer.

1174
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,167
I'm going to hide them.

1175
00:59:09,255 --> 00:59:10,214
Mine.

1176
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:13,801
All mine!

1177
00:59:37,866 --> 00:59:38,826
No!

1178
00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:40,202
No!
No!

1179
00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:49,670
[GASPING]

1180
00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:54,174
Huh?

1181
01:00:00,306 --> 01:00:03,601
[SPANISH MUSIC]

1182
01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:34,256
Uh, hello.

1183
01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:35,466
Oh, sorry.

1184
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:36,317
I didn't mean to scare you.
Whoa.

1185
01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:37,343
No, no, no, no, no.

1186
01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:39,303
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1187
01:00:39,345 --> 01:00:40,346
I come in peace.

1188
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:41,972
I'm not going to hurt you.

1189
01:00:42,014 --> 01:00:45,517
I just-- you wouldn't happen
to know where the exit is

1190
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:46,268
would you?

1191
01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:47,436
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1192
01:00:49,063 --> 01:00:51,815
[LAUGHS] I don't believe it.

1193
01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:52,816
What?

1194
01:00:58,072 --> 01:00:59,531
It's you.

1195
01:00:59,573 --> 01:01:00,699
It is, yes.

1196
01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:01,867
I hope so.

1197
01:01:01,909 --> 01:01:03,619
You don't recognize me?

1198
01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:05,245
Sorry, no, I don't.

1199
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,121
I'd like to.

1200
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,541
You've changed, Toby.

1201
01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:10,459
Was it a party?

1202
01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:12,586
Or some bar?

1203
01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:17,216
I-- I would have been too young for some bar.

1204
01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:19,510
OK.

1205
01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:20,636
Oh, holy fucking shit.

1206
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:21,387
Yes, of course.

1207
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:23,138
I know you.

1208
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,391
Miss Natural Moonlight Shampoo campaign.

1209
01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:28,352
I won the premier award in '09.

1210
01:01:28,394 --> 01:01:29,395
Did I get it right?

1211
01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:30,729
Is that you, Sally?

1212
01:01:30,771 --> 01:01:32,773
You've got the year right.

1213
01:01:32,815 --> 01:01:34,191
I was 15 years old.

1214
01:01:34,233 --> 01:01:34,983
15?

1215
01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:35,859
That wasn't me.

1216
01:01:35,901 --> 01:01:36,652
You made me a promise.

1217
01:01:36,694 --> 01:01:37,528
OK.

1218
01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:38,570
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1219
01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:39,613
I think you got the wrong guy.

1220
01:01:39,655 --> 01:01:41,323
I could be someone, you said.

1221
01:01:41,365 --> 01:01:42,282
Definitely wrong man.

1222
01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:44,535
I could be a star.

1223
01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:46,036
I just needed to be me.

1224
01:01:46,078 --> 01:01:49,415
That was all.

1225
01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:50,290
Angelica?

1226
01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:52,918
(SPANISH) Angelica.

1227
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:53,919
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1228
01:01:53,961 --> 01:01:54,628
No.

1229
01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:57,047
Yeah, I'm sure.

1230
01:01:57,089 --> 01:01:58,465
Holy shit.

1231
01:01:58,507 --> 01:01:59,758
I can't believe it's you.

1232
01:02:02,594 --> 01:02:03,762
- Hi.
- Hi.

1233
01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:06,223
Oh god.
You stink.

1234
01:02:09,810 --> 01:02:13,397
I was just watching the
film we made the other day.

1235
01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:15,149
I hadn't seen it in a long time.

1236
01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:16,942
You were so young.

1237
01:02:16,984 --> 01:02:17,943
Not that you're old now.

1238
01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:19,778
You're still very young.

1239
01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:21,697
I heard you went to Madrid.

1240
01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:22,906
Yes.

1241
01:02:22,948 --> 01:02:27,202
Madrid and Barcelona and Marseilles--

1242
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:29,496
a lot of places.

1243
01:02:29,538 --> 01:02:31,749
A village girl can't go back to a little bar

1244
01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:35,669
after starring in a movie.

1245
01:02:35,711 --> 01:02:37,546
Things didn't work out?

1246
01:02:37,588 --> 01:02:44,219
Modeling, mostly escort work.

1247
01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:48,223
Isn't it beautiful here?

1248
01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:53,312
It's my favorite place on earth.

1249
01:02:53,353 --> 01:02:58,233
My father would bring me here on my birthdays.

1250
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:03,822
He said the cave was a secret entrance to heaven

1251
01:03:03,864 --> 01:03:05,199
for all the poor people.

1252
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,700
And in the waterfall was an angel.

1253
01:03:06,742 --> 01:03:07,976
I fucked things up for you, didn't I?

1254
01:03:10,621 --> 01:03:13,081
Don't flatter yourself.

1255
01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,958
You think I wanted to do laundry all my life?

1256
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,425
I'm doing OK now.

1257
01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:25,260
Life's good.

1258
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,971
But someone special in my life--

1259
01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:31,833
Someone who does this.

1260
01:03:34,686 --> 01:03:36,480
- Comes with the territory.
- OK.

1261
01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:40,025
Sorry.

1262
01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:41,985
Why?

1263
01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:43,529
It's a living.

1264
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:44,404
Same as you.

1265
01:03:44,446 --> 01:03:45,239
I don't get beaten up.

1266
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,532
[THWACK] Ow!

1267
01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:47,157
Fuck!

1268
01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:48,158
Sancho.

1269
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,868
Forgive him, gracious madam.

1270
01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:54,122
He's an ignorant peasant who knows no better.

1271
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:59,711
I am Don Quixote de la Mancha at your service.

1272
01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:01,463
Of course you are.

1273
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:02,965
Please arise, sir knight.

1274
01:04:06,552 --> 01:04:07,553
Oh.

1275
01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:10,556
I know of your famous exploits.

1276
01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:14,601
And I know of your quest for your Lady Dulcinea.

1277
01:04:14,643 --> 01:04:16,395
Why are you talking like that?

1278
01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:20,023
I know that this gentleman has the courtliness

1279
01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:22,860
of a true knight.

1280
01:04:22,901 --> 01:04:24,444
A rustic, huh?

1281
01:04:24,486 --> 01:04:26,029
I heard that.

1282
01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:28,240
Oh, such ears.

1283
01:04:28,282 --> 01:04:30,117
Perhaps he caught something from his donkey.

1284
01:04:30,158 --> 01:04:31,827
Huh, Sancho?

1285
01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:32,619
[BRAYING]

1286
01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:33,787
Yes.

1287
01:04:33,829 --> 01:04:36,331
Sancho was always so stubborn.

1288
01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:37,583
So greedy.

1289
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:40,878
So mesmerizing-- a real enchanted.

1290
01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:41,920
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1291
01:04:41,962 --> 01:04:42,896
- Don't say that.
- Enchanter?

1292
01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:44,715
- Oh, yes.
- What?

1293
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:45,549
Sancho?

1294
01:04:45,591 --> 01:04:47,301
No, not enchanter.

1295
01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:48,343
Not enchanter!

1296
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:49,928
Sancho, is this you?

1297
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,805
Speak.

1298
01:04:51,847 --> 01:04:53,307
Of course it is!

1299
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:54,141
I mean, I'm not Sancho.

1300
01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:55,684
I'm a--

1301
01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:58,729
Malambrino, the enchanter, the fiend in disguise.

1302
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:02,733
Wait, wait, wait.
You know what?

1303
01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:04,026
I'm fucking Sancho.

1304
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:05,193
You don't recognize my face?

1305
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,612
I'm Sancho.

1306
01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:08,071
Sancho?

1307
01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:09,031
She didn't say enchanter.

1308
01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:10,324
She said-- she said--

1309
01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:11,408
she said chanter.

1310
01:05:11,450 --> 01:05:13,201
I said enchanter.

1311
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,411
I'm a chanter--

1312
01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:15,913
Cantor-- Eddie Cantor--

1313
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:18,624
Eddie Cantor, only not totally Jewish looking.

1314
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:20,626
Fuck it!

1315
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:25,422
(SINGING) If you knew Susie like I know Susie--

1316
01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:28,550
oh, oh, oh, what a gal.

1317
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:32,054
There's none so classy as this fair lassie--

1318
01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:35,641
oh, oh, oh my goodness, what a chassis.

1319
01:05:35,682 --> 01:05:36,850
We went riding.

1320
01:05:36,892 --> 01:05:38,685
She didn't balk.

1321
01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:41,521
From the country, I'm the one that had to walk.

1322
01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:44,900
If you knew Susie like I know Susie--

1323
01:05:44,942 --> 01:05:50,697
(TOGETHER) Oh, oh, what a gal!

1324
01:05:50,739 --> 01:05:52,115
Oh, oh.

1325
01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:55,410
You had me worried for a moment there, Sancho.

1326
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,662
I have to go.

1327
01:05:56,703 --> 01:05:58,163
- Goodbye, Toby.
- No.

1328
01:05:58,205 --> 01:05:59,164
Stay, dear lady.

1329
01:05:59,206 --> 01:06:00,165
No, no, I'll come with you.

1330
01:06:00,207 --> 01:06:01,375
No, no, no, no.

1331
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:03,877
She needs a true escort, a knight.

1332
01:06:03,919 --> 01:06:04,461
Step aside.

1333
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,674
Gracious lady.

1334
01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:09,675
TOBY:
Let me help your foot.

1335
01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:11,802
Let me help you.

1336
01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:14,388
Get your hand off her, Sancho.

1337
01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:15,097
Hey!

1338
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,014
Hah!

1339
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:17,516
[HORSE WHINNYING]

1340
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:19,184
You touched her with your filthy peasant hands.

1341
01:06:19,226 --> 01:06:20,143
Filthy?

1342
01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:21,144
You're the dirty old man.

1343
01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:22,437
How dare you say that to me.

1344
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,664
- I'll thrash you for that!
- All right.

1345
01:06:23,689 --> 01:06:24,856
Stop, stop, stop.

1346
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:25,774
What?

1347
01:06:25,816 --> 01:06:27,734
We should follow her.

1348
01:06:27,776 --> 01:06:29,027
I think she needs our help.

1349
01:06:29,069 --> 01:06:33,156
Love is a cruel jailer, Sancho.

1350
01:06:33,198 --> 01:06:34,324
What?

1351
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:35,701
Did you see the look in her eyes?

1352
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:36,660
Oh, let me guess?

1353
01:06:36,702 --> 01:06:37,552
She fell in love with you.

1354
01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:38,412
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1355
01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:42,541
It's a curse, Sancho.

1356
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,334
It's a curse.

1357
01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:45,002
Come on.
Come on.

1358
01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:46,169
Come on.

1359
01:06:46,211 --> 01:06:47,587
Can't these things go any faster?

1360
01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,381
How are we going to follow them like this?

1361
01:06:49,423 --> 01:06:55,887
Sancho, a knight-errant, he
wanders, he roams, he seeks.

1362
01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:57,681
He never follows.

1363
01:06:57,723 --> 01:06:58,557
TOBY:
Heeya, heeya.

1364
01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:09,443
Angelica's scarf.

1365
01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:18,869
Shit.

1366
01:07:23,457 --> 01:07:25,375
We'll never find her now.

1367
01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:27,919
It's a heaven-sent blessing, Sancho.

1368
01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:29,212
We have a quest.

1369
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:30,547
A what?

1370
01:07:30,589 --> 01:07:32,090
A quest.

1371
01:07:32,132 --> 01:07:34,342
- An impossible quest.
- Oh, great.

1372
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:35,594
- [SHEEP BLEATING]
- Listen, Sancho.

1373
01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:38,263
Do you hear that?

1374
01:07:38,305 --> 01:07:39,181
The call of the Muezzin.

1375
01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:41,767
[SHEEP BLEATING]

1376
01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:43,101
The what?

1377
01:07:43,143 --> 01:07:46,605
The Muslim call to prayer.

1378
01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:49,149
Listen, Sancho.

1379
01:07:49,191 --> 01:07:50,150
Sancho, listen.

1380
01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:58,700
Oh, Sancho.

1381
01:08:02,788 --> 01:08:06,750
We are on hallowed ground, Sancho.

1382
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:09,544
Bow your head, Sancho.

1383
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:12,839
Bow your head.

1384
01:08:12,881 --> 01:08:16,134
Sancho, bow your head.

1385
01:08:16,176 --> 01:08:21,973
Our Christ has brought us to Al
Hazzaharaha, the last citadel

1386
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:23,308
of the Moorish kings.

1387
01:08:23,350 --> 01:08:26,061
And there, do you see?

1388
01:08:26,103 --> 01:08:27,771
There they are.

1389
01:08:27,813 --> 01:08:33,110
The wise chorus in their
robes of white, their heads

1390
01:08:33,151 --> 01:08:35,028
bowed in prayer to Allah.

1391
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,488
Those are sheep.

1392
01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:39,116
You ignorant peasant, why speak

1393
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:42,452
badly of them just because
they worship a heathen god.

1394
01:08:42,494 --> 01:08:50,168
[SIGHS]
Oh, Sancho, follow me with humility.

1395
01:08:50,210 --> 01:08:53,130
Al Zagal the great Moorish warrior

1396
01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:57,884
once trod these magnificent halls.

1397
01:08:57,926 --> 01:08:59,386
Who knows?

1398
01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:03,765
Perhaps these wise men know of the lady we seek.

1399
01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,475
Great.

1400
01:09:05,517 --> 01:09:08,812
Then can we just get out of the fucking sun.

1401
01:09:08,854 --> 01:09:12,524
Sancho, they are welcoming us.

1402
01:09:12,566 --> 01:09:13,441
Oh no, gentlemen.

1403
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,318
There is no need to bow.

1404
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:19,072
I am just a poor Christian knight on a quest.

1405
01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:24,661
In the perfumed court to the sultan,

1406
01:09:24,703 --> 01:09:27,998
the days are passed in sweet music

1407
01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:31,877
and gentle delights with gracious noblemen

1408
01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:34,880
and courtly ladies.

1409
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:36,089
I'm starving!

1410
01:09:36,131 --> 01:09:38,550
Well then eat, Sancho.

1411
01:09:38,592 --> 01:09:41,136
Food makes a peasant's heart glad.

1412
01:09:41,178 --> 01:09:42,095
What's this?

1413
01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:45,557
Wha-- oh, a conundrum.

1414
01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:48,018
Is this one of your riddles, Sancho?

1415
01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:50,103
Oh, I like a riddle.

1416
01:09:50,145 --> 01:09:51,021
Oh, what is this?

1417
01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:52,063
Let's see.

1418
01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:54,316
It's a-- it's a horse and cart.

1419
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:55,192
Is that it?

1420
01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:56,735
I mean what's in it?

1421
01:09:56,776 --> 01:09:58,320
What's in it.

1422
01:09:58,361 --> 01:09:59,863
Mm, let's see.

1423
01:09:59,905 --> 01:10:03,825
It's a got a goose--

1424
01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:08,288
[HONKING] [LAUGHS]
or a wild hippogriff?

1425
01:10:08,330 --> 01:10:11,166
[CROWING]

1426
01:10:13,335 --> 01:10:15,045
- [LAUGHS]
- You're pathetic.

1427
01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:21,218
Yeah.

1428
01:10:21,259 --> 01:10:24,763
It would be easy if I was, Sancho.

1429
01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:29,517
It would be easy if I were
allowed to be an old man.

1430
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:35,482
But I am bound to honor the code of knight-errant.

1431
01:10:35,523 --> 01:10:37,192
Well chivalry is dead and gone.

1432
01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:38,360
I'm very sorry.

1433
01:10:38,401 --> 01:10:40,445
It probably never existed anyway.

1434
01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:46,534
(SINGING) Oh never was there a knight

1435
01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:53,708
so sad as he who lost his love--

1436
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:57,629
TOBY:
Shut the fuck up!

1437
01:10:57,671 --> 01:10:59,798
(SINGING) --love.

1438
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:03,551
My servant calls to--

1439
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:04,386
[MAN SINGING]

1440
01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:05,637
- TOBY: Shh.
- Shh.

1441
01:11:05,679 --> 01:11:08,431
Shh.

1442
01:11:08,473 --> 01:11:11,393
MAN: (SINGING)
But foolishly he leaves

1443
01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:13,812
his horse behind the quest--

1444
01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:14,688
(WHISPERING) Sancho.

1445
01:11:19,734 --> 01:11:23,321
Oh, most beauteous and cruel hearted maiden,

1446
01:11:23,363 --> 01:11:27,117
must you allow your captive
knight to waste and perish

1447
01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,995
in this endless wandering?

1448
01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:32,872
Dead and gone, Sancho?

1449
01:11:32,914 --> 01:11:37,085
[ROARING]
Release me from my enchantment.

1450
01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:39,421
[ROARING]

1451
01:11:43,008 --> 01:11:45,093
It is not enough that I've forced

1452
01:11:45,135 --> 01:11:46,928
even the famous Don Quixote of la Mancha

1453
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,680
- to kneel to your beauty.
- Que?

1454
01:11:52,309 --> 01:11:53,810
Who's there?

1455
01:11:53,852 --> 01:11:58,773
A knight-errant accompanied by his loyal squirrel,

1456
01:11:58,815 --> 01:11:59,774
Sancho Panza.

1457
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:00,734
(WHISPERING) It's squire--

1458
01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:02,527
loyal squire!

1459
01:12:02,569 --> 01:12:08,450
Accompanied by his line squirrel, Sancho Panza.

1460
01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:13,371
Sir, I doubt if you'll
vanquish the real Don Quixote.

1461
01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:16,291
Somebody impersonating him, perhaps?

1462
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,251
For a full day and night, I pulled

1463
01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:20,170
Don Quixote hand to hand.

1464
01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:25,258
Finally, forced him to submit
and bow down to my lady.

1465
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:26,718
Liar.

1466
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:32,223
I am the real Don Quixote in person.

1467
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:34,184
You doubt my word, old man?

1468
01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:38,229
You'd do better to return to your bed.

1469
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:43,526
It's essential when faced with
the purity of a true knight,

1470
01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:45,111
the false knight retreats.

1471
01:12:48,406 --> 01:12:49,783
He's probably wet himself.

1472
01:12:49,824 --> 01:12:51,701
(EXASPERATED) Would you shut the fuck up?

1473
01:12:51,743 --> 01:12:52,327
It's time to go.

1474
01:12:58,416 --> 01:12:59,918
Yes.

1475
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:02,921
Let the conquered be at
the mercy of the conqueror.

1476
01:13:02,962 --> 01:13:03,922
Agreed.

1477
01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:10,720
I'm bound by the laws of chivalry.

1478
01:13:10,762 --> 01:13:11,721
Agreed.

1479
01:13:16,476 --> 01:13:18,853
This is ridiculous.

1480
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,147
[HORSE WHINNYING]

1481
01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:26,736
No, my old friend.

1482
01:13:26,778 --> 01:13:29,572
No.

1483
01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:32,784
Do not be afraid.

1484
01:13:32,826 --> 01:13:37,080
We have been through far worse, my friend.

1485
01:13:42,544 --> 01:13:45,713
Sancho, come heel, make a stirrup.

1486
01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:47,924
[GRUNTS]

1487
01:13:51,845 --> 01:13:52,554
My lance, Sancho.

1488
01:13:55,557 --> 01:13:56,891
Thanks.

1489
01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:57,892
Don't do this.

1490
01:13:57,934 --> 01:13:59,352
You can get seriously hurt.

1491
01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:02,230
Thank you, my loyal--

1492
01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:03,440
my loyal squire.

1493
01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:11,239
I entrust my heart to my Lady Dulcinea.

1494
01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:16,453
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1495
01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:17,912
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1496
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:19,080
Wait.

1497
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:20,373
What are the rules about squires?

1498
01:14:20,415 --> 01:14:23,209
Like what's the deal if you get killed?

1499
01:14:23,251 --> 01:14:25,712
Ahh!

1500
01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:28,673
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

1501
01:14:28,715 --> 01:14:30,049
I'll have you, knight!

1502
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:36,514
- (SHOUTING) What about me?
- Wait.

1503
01:14:42,854 --> 01:14:44,147
You're a coward.

1504
01:14:44,189 --> 01:14:47,150
You sniveling, chicken-livered, peasant!

1505
01:14:47,192 --> 01:14:50,612
So self-centered-- me, me, me, me.

1506
01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:53,198
[GROANS]

1507
01:15:01,206 --> 01:15:02,624
Stop, Rocinante!

1508
01:15:02,665 --> 01:15:05,585
Stop!

1509
01:15:05,627 --> 01:15:06,544
Yes!

1510
01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:08,046
Oh!

1511
01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:11,466
Oh, oh.

1512
01:15:11,508 --> 01:15:12,800
He's not dead.

1513
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,803
- He's not fucking dead.
- Ahh!

1514
01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:17,972
- He's not dead.
- No.

1515
01:15:18,014 --> 01:15:19,807
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1516
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,518
Don.
Don.

1517
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:25,813
Yield, sir knight, or field
the sword of Don Quixote de la

1518
01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:28,191
Mancha rammed up to your teeth.

1519
01:15:28,233 --> 01:15:29,609
- TOBY: Don, Don, Don, Don.
- Stop him!

1520
01:15:29,651 --> 01:15:30,610
Stop!

1521
01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:31,419
They're going to kill him.

1522
01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:32,820
- Stop it.
- Yield!

1523
01:15:36,658 --> 01:15:37,575
Don.

1524
01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:38,826
All right.
I yield.

1525
01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:39,786
I yield.

1526
01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:41,287
That's good.

1527
01:15:41,329 --> 01:15:43,248
You promise to pay homage to my Lady Dulcinea?

1528
01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:44,707
I promise.

1529
01:15:44,749 --> 01:15:46,626
You promise to tell her of my courage?

1530
01:15:46,668 --> 01:15:48,461
- I promise.
- DON QUIXOTE: Of my bravery?

1531
01:15:48,503 --> 01:15:49,254
I promise.

1532
01:15:49,295 --> 01:15:51,798
Of-- of my love?

1533
01:15:54,926 --> 01:15:55,927
Yeah.

1534
01:15:55,969 --> 01:15:57,470
Yeah, I swear.

1535
01:15:57,512 --> 01:16:01,182
I swear on my blood, I promise.

1536
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:04,143
Raul?

1537
01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:05,770
- Raul Fernandez?
- Yeah.

1538
01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:10,191
It's me.

1539
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:11,568
I-- I--

1540
01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:13,444
I-- my friends.

1541
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:17,198
Uh, wha-- what are you doing here?

1542
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,325
Padre.

1543
01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:21,995
Why aren't you at home in the village?

1544
01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:26,124
Ah, ah, ah-- what's happening?

1545
01:16:29,627 --> 01:16:31,796
Keep away!

1546
01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:35,049
Enchantments, spells.

1547
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:38,970
I won't go back.

1548
01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:41,139
You can't blind me with your mirrors.

1549
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,098
Please, come home.

1550
01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:42,932
Agh!

1551
01:16:42,974 --> 01:16:45,184
Keep away!

1552
01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:47,270
You are the one who make him crazy.

1553
01:16:47,312 --> 01:16:48,771
Shit.
What did I do?

1554
01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:51,691
You see what a dangerous child you've created?

1555
01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:54,444
Javier, come back!

1556
01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:55,862
We have to act out his fantasies

1557
01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:58,239
to bring him home before he causes more damages,

1558
01:16:58,281 --> 01:16:59,240
and now we lost him.

1559
01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:00,241
Well, he's my ride.

1560
01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:01,576
So what do you think I feel?

1561
01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:05,121
You and your film destroyed good people!

1562
01:17:05,163 --> 01:17:07,332
Destroyed my beautiful daughter.

1563
01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:09,626
[THWACK]

1564
01:17:18,092 --> 01:17:21,304
Sancho, what's happening?

1565
01:17:21,346 --> 01:17:23,765
They taking you up to your village.

1566
01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:25,266
You'll be safe there.

1567
01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:26,059
No.

1568
01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,727
I will die there.

1569
01:17:27,769 --> 01:17:31,481
Help me, Sancho.

1570
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:33,066
Sorry.
I can't.

1571
01:17:33,107 --> 01:17:36,903
[CRYING] Sancho.

1572
01:17:36,944 --> 01:17:39,197
[LAUGHS]

1573
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:42,617
Oh, corte.

1574
01:17:42,659 --> 01:17:43,743
Stop.

1575
01:17:43,785 --> 01:17:44,952
What are you doing, Angelica?

1576
01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:45,995
Get out of the shot.

1577
01:17:46,037 --> 01:17:47,071
What am I going to do with you?

1578
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,376
[LAUGHTER]

1579
01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:52,752
OK, fine.

1580
01:17:52,794 --> 01:17:55,129
Put light around her eyes.

1581
01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:56,506
- Ready?
- Mm-hmm.

1582
01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:02,387
Musica.

1583
01:18:02,428 --> 01:18:04,722
[FLAMENCO MUSIC]
Good.

1584
01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:10,645
Nice.

1585
01:18:10,687 --> 01:18:11,646
Taller.

1586
01:18:11,688 --> 01:18:14,524
Good.
Very nice.

1587
01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:15,608
Good attitude.

1588
01:18:15,650 --> 01:18:16,943
Film ran out.

1589
01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:18,653
Film ran out!

1590
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:19,904
Gracias--

1591
01:18:19,946 --> 01:18:22,782
[LAUGHTER]

1592
01:18:22,824 --> 01:18:25,743
Very nice.

1593
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:33,751
Ow!

1594
01:18:33,793 --> 01:18:34,961
Oh, oh, oh.

1595
01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:38,548
[LAUGHTER]

1596
01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:41,008
Are you going to rescue me, Toby?

1597
01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:48,933
Are you going to make everything all right?

1598
01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:51,769
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

1599
01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:54,355
Mmm.

1600
01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:57,275
Aaagh.

1601
01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:59,318
Mmm.

1602
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,778
Aaagh.

1603
01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:02,155
- [BLEATING]
- Fuck me!

1604
01:19:16,127 --> 01:19:18,129
Where is everybody?

1605
01:19:18,171 --> 01:19:22,049
Did the old man come back?

1606
01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:24,427
Habla Inglés?

1607
01:19:24,469 --> 01:19:28,598
[LAUGHS] [SPEAKING SPANISH]

1608
01:19:32,852 --> 01:19:33,811
OK.

1609
01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:45,698
[SOMBER MUSIC]

1610
01:20:23,110 --> 01:20:25,404
(SHOUTING) Who the fuck wrote this ending?

1611
01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:32,870
Can someone please tell me
what I did to deserve this?

1612
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:56,894
At least I'll have died rich.

1613
01:20:56,936 --> 01:20:59,939
[SIGHS]

1614
01:20:59,981 --> 01:21:02,483
[GROANING]

1615
01:21:03,943 --> 01:21:06,904
DON QUIXOTE:
I shall saw myself in half

1616
01:21:06,946 --> 01:21:08,531
with teeth of wild boars.

1617
01:21:12,869 --> 01:21:14,745
Ow!

1618
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:17,164
I shall crush mountains.

1619
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:19,542
Ooh.

1620
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,085
Ow.

1621
01:21:21,127 --> 01:21:25,548
I shall throw myself naked from the highest cliff.

1622
01:21:25,590 --> 01:21:27,049
Yeah.

1623
01:21:27,133 --> 01:21:28,843
Ahh.

1624
01:21:28,885 --> 01:21:31,971
I shall tear down trees with my bare teeth.

1625
01:21:32,013 --> 01:21:33,472
TOBY: Don?

1626
01:21:33,514 --> 01:21:36,559
DON QUIXOTE:
I shall crush mountains with my fists.

1627
01:21:39,645 --> 01:21:41,439
TOBY:
What the hell are you doing?

1628
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:42,857
My penance.

1629
01:21:42,899 --> 01:21:46,694
I have not done enough to show how immeasurable

1630
01:21:46,736 --> 01:21:50,197
my love for Dulcinea can be.

1631
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:51,157
Oh.

1632
01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:54,076
I shall go crazy for love.

1633
01:21:54,118 --> 01:21:56,662
Oh, oh, ahh!

1634
01:21:56,704 --> 01:21:58,414
Stop.

1635
01:21:58,497 --> 01:21:59,498
Don't be ridiculous.

1636
01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:01,083
Not so tight, please.

1637
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:02,460
Ahh.

1638
01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:04,462
You don't understand, Sancho, do you, huh?

1639
01:22:04,503 --> 01:22:06,047
Hmm?

1640
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:11,302
If she can see how crazed
I can be without a cause,

1641
01:22:11,344 --> 01:22:17,350
think how crazed that she will
imagine I can be with one.

1642
01:22:17,391 --> 01:22:18,768
Run that past me again.

1643
01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:19,894
Oh, Sancho.

1644
01:22:19,936 --> 01:22:21,354
Sancho, you must go to her.

1645
01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:22,897
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1646
01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:25,024
Stop.

1647
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:26,609
This is insane.

1648
01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:27,652
Insane?

1649
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:29,153
Are you sure?

1650
01:22:29,195 --> 01:22:30,363
Yes.

1651
01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:34,742
You're not just trying to please me?

1652
01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:36,494
No.

1653
01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:38,829
And you're not trying to worm
your way back into my service?

1654
01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:41,332
What?

1655
01:22:41,374 --> 01:22:46,295
Jesus fucking Christ, you are fucking gone.

1656
01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:51,509
Doolally! Fucked up
and fucking crackers.

1657
01:22:51,550 --> 01:22:53,469
[CRYING] Oh, Sancho.

1658
01:22:53,511 --> 01:22:54,428
Sancho!

1659
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,847
Oh, Sancho, Sancho.

1660
01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:59,308
Thank you so much, man.

1661
01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:00,059
Oh, Sancho.

1662
01:23:04,772 --> 01:23:07,024
What if your friends were who they said they were?

1663
01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:08,567
Oh.

1664
01:23:08,609 --> 01:23:13,322
The enchanters have got
their talons into you, hmm?

1665
01:23:13,364 --> 01:23:15,866
Never doubt, Sancho.

1666
01:23:15,908 --> 01:23:18,744
That's what they want you to do.

1667
01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:24,083
We must always believe in ourselves,

1668
01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:29,422
ahh, whatever the cost.

1669
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:33,384
It is our story, Sancho, not some pretend--

1670
01:23:33,426 --> 01:23:36,721
[TRUMPETS SOUNDING]

1671
01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:39,098
Sancho, my son.

1672
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:41,142
Great fortune smiles on us.

1673
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:50,109
Behold, I am rewarded for my penance.

1674
01:23:50,151 --> 01:23:51,861
My fair lady has forgiven me.

1675
01:23:54,905 --> 01:23:56,657
Go to her, Sancho.

1676
01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:59,577
Tell her that Don Quixote de la Mancha,

1677
01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:02,288
her knight of the mournful countenance,

1678
01:24:02,329 --> 01:24:05,791
humbly awaits her command.

1679
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:08,127
[SIGHS]

1680
01:24:10,838 --> 01:24:12,631
Wait.
How am I supposed to say that?

1681
01:24:12,673 --> 01:24:15,593
Have you learned nothing at my side, hmm?

1682
01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:33,319
Uh, hello there.

1683
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,362
Your highness, fair-- fair--

1684
01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:43,120
fair huntress, lofty majesty, my master--

1685
01:24:43,162 --> 01:24:44,538
my master begged me--

1686
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,333
Lady Dulcinea, my master begged me--

1687
01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:49,627
Toby?

1688
01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:50,586
TOBY: What?

1689
01:24:50,628 --> 01:24:52,797
- It is you.
- Jacqui?

1690
01:24:55,716 --> 01:24:56,884
Ah, ah.
No, no.

1691
01:24:56,926 --> 01:24:58,135
- Stop, stop.
- That's all right.

1692
01:24:58,177 --> 01:24:58,944
- I'm pulling you back up.
- It's OK.

1693
01:24:58,969 --> 01:24:59,845
He works for us.

1694
01:24:59,887 --> 01:25:01,138
It's OK.

1695
01:25:01,180 --> 01:25:03,057
Where have you been?

1696
01:25:03,099 --> 01:25:06,644
We've been very worried about you.

1697
01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:07,645
You look terrible.

1698
01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:11,941
I'm in trouble.

1699
01:25:11,982 --> 01:25:14,151
Yeah, we heard.

1700
01:25:14,193 --> 01:25:15,945
But don't worry about the police.

1701
01:25:15,986 --> 01:25:18,948
(WHISPERING) Alexei has the
law by the balls around here.

1702
01:25:18,989 --> 01:25:20,116
Alexei?

1703
01:25:20,157 --> 01:25:22,576
Alexei Miisken, the Vodka account.

1704
01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:24,453
We're all staying with him.

1705
01:25:24,495 --> 01:25:26,038
Tonight's the Holy Week Festival.

1706
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:30,501
And he's throwing a big
costume party, lots of games.

1707
01:25:30,543 --> 01:25:31,418
You'll love it.

1708
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,378
Come on.

1709
01:25:32,419 --> 01:25:33,504
Let's get you cleaned up.

1710
01:25:33,546 --> 01:25:37,800
Oh, uh, I'm not alone.

1711
01:25:37,842 --> 01:25:38,843
Oh.

1712
01:25:38,884 --> 01:25:42,638
[LAUGHS] You found your star.

1713
01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:43,764
Oh.

1714
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,475
Yeah, I know.

1715
01:25:46,517 --> 01:25:49,812
Trouble is now he actually
believes he's Don Quixote.

1716
01:25:49,854 --> 01:25:51,480
Perfect.

1717
01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:55,943
He's just what we need tonight,
something truly authentic.

1718
01:25:55,985 --> 01:25:56,986
How sweet.

1719
01:25:57,027 --> 01:25:57,994
No, it's actually really sad.

1720
01:25:58,028 --> 01:25:59,530
He-- he really needs help.

1721
01:25:59,572 --> 01:26:01,031
Oh-- oh no.

1722
01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:04,618
Please don't go all sentimental on us now, Toby.

1723
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,078
This is going to be fun.

1724
01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:08,539
[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

1725
01:26:08,581 --> 01:26:10,916
[TRUMPETS SOUNDING]

1726
01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:32,813
I'm still very angry with you, you know?

1727
01:26:32,855 --> 01:26:34,148
You better be extra nice to me.

1728
01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:39,486
Tally-ho.

1729
01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:45,326
You do know that's not your Dulcinea, right?

1730
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:47,703
What made you think she was.

1731
01:26:47,745 --> 01:26:50,581
I'm beginning to worry about you, Sancho.

1732
01:26:50,623 --> 01:26:51,332
You'd better behave.

1733
01:27:07,932 --> 01:27:09,850
Don't be nervous, Sancho.

1734
01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:13,938
This is our reward for all
the pain we have endured.

1735
01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:18,859
Did I not say I would make you a king?

1736
01:27:18,901 --> 01:27:22,738
Welcome to you, Don Quixote, the flower and

1737
01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:26,116
cream of knight-errantry.

1738
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:29,954
Please be so kind as to accept our hospitality

1739
01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:37,336
and grace our palace with your famed presence.

1740
01:27:37,378 --> 01:27:39,713
[TRUMPETS SOUNDING]

1741
01:27:42,341 --> 01:27:44,260
Sancho, heel.

1742
01:27:44,301 --> 01:27:46,929
What's the matter with it?

1743
01:27:46,971 --> 01:27:48,514
Sancho, get me down.

1744
01:27:48,555 --> 01:27:49,598
Heel.

1745
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:50,307
Remember your place.

1746
01:28:00,276 --> 01:28:04,863
Oww!

1747
01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:06,991
Oh, Sancho!

1748
01:28:07,032 --> 01:28:09,827
[GROANING]

1749
01:28:19,878 --> 01:28:20,838
Hmm.

1750
01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:29,471
[HORSE WHINNYING]

1751
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,724
Where the fuck have you been, Golden Boy?

1752
01:28:31,765 --> 01:28:32,683
You, get out of here.

1753
01:28:32,725 --> 01:28:33,976
Skedaddle.

1754
01:28:34,018 --> 01:28:36,145
I'm trying to clench this fucking deal.

1755
01:28:36,186 --> 01:28:37,896
The agency is on my back.

1756
01:28:37,938 --> 01:28:40,524
And I'm playing games in this
Disney nightmare, full fucking

1757
01:28:40,566 --> 01:28:42,651
drag, eating and drinking like I'm Elvis,

1758
01:28:42,693 --> 01:28:44,945
humoring that Russian prick Alexei.

1759
01:28:44,987 --> 01:28:46,238
Yeah, you're going to meet him.

1760
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:48,365
Try to keep up with the plot.

1761
01:28:48,407 --> 01:28:49,533
There's a plot?

1762
01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:51,452
He needs constant entertainment.

1763
01:28:51,493 --> 01:28:54,038
Think pure id, think toddler on a sugar rush,

1764
01:28:54,079 --> 01:28:54,872
think fucking Trump.

1765
01:29:03,130 --> 01:29:07,301
Alexei, my prodigal director
has returned from the wild,

1766
01:29:07,343 --> 01:29:09,636
and your Tobias Grummett.

1767
01:29:09,678 --> 01:29:13,599
Mm, I have heard many things about you, Toby.

1768
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:18,562
You are, how do you say,
the creative stock buttocks?

1769
01:29:18,604 --> 01:29:22,691
[LAUGHS] He certainly is.

1770
01:29:22,733 --> 01:29:25,402
He would sell your market to the Muslims.

1771
01:29:25,444 --> 01:29:27,988
And the old man?

1772
01:29:28,030 --> 01:29:32,451
He's, uh-- he's a face that--

1773
01:29:32,493 --> 01:29:35,537
I just thought he would make a good Quixote.

1774
01:29:35,579 --> 01:29:38,123
And I see he's fond of you.

1775
01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:39,625
Oh yeah.

1776
01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:42,044
He's-- he's an old man with nothing better to do.

1777
01:29:42,086 --> 01:29:44,296
- And you look after him.
- TOBY: What?

1778
01:29:44,338 --> 01:29:45,464
No.

1779
01:29:45,506 --> 01:29:47,341
No?

1780
01:29:47,383 --> 01:29:53,847
Toby-- (WHISPERING) Toby, I see everything--

1781
01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:57,101
everything.

1782
01:29:57,142 --> 01:29:59,061
I envy you.

1783
01:29:59,103 --> 01:30:01,605
You met Angelica when--

1784
01:30:01,647 --> 01:30:03,357
when she was so young.

1785
01:30:03,399 --> 01:30:04,817
Oh.

1786
01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:07,945
No, uh, it-- it wasn't like that.

1787
01:30:07,986 --> 01:30:10,656
Did I ask you anything, my sweet?

1788
01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:11,907
We were both very young.

1789
01:30:11,949 --> 01:30:14,410
It was um-- a--

1790
01:30:14,451 --> 01:30:15,786
a student film.

1791
01:30:15,828 --> 01:30:18,622
[LAUGHS]
If you could call it that.

1792
01:30:18,664 --> 01:30:19,748
I mean, you can't call it--

1793
01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:20,999
[LAUGHTER]

1794
01:30:21,041 --> 01:30:24,128
--very much a student passion project.

1795
01:30:24,169 --> 01:30:25,003
Hmm?

1796
01:30:25,045 --> 01:30:26,588
A passion project.

1797
01:30:26,630 --> 01:30:29,007
And what part did Angelica play in this passion

1798
01:30:29,049 --> 01:30:30,509
project of yours?

1799
01:30:30,551 --> 01:30:32,136
She was--

1800
01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:35,639
[LAUGHS] she was a girl.

1801
01:30:35,681 --> 01:30:37,599
- A girl?
- TOBY: Yeah.

1802
01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:38,851
Just a girl?

1803
01:30:38,892 --> 01:30:40,477
Yeah, that's it.

1804
01:30:40,519 --> 01:30:44,356
We never-- [LAUGHS] never gave her a name.

1805
01:30:44,398 --> 01:30:45,649
No.

1806
01:30:45,691 --> 01:30:49,820
- She has to be a movie star.
- Sure.

1807
01:30:58,328 --> 01:31:02,040
Oh, um, yeah.

1808
01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:04,626
I can't believe I'm saying--
this is not what it looks like.

1809
01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:07,880
This-- I understand how the context is--

1810
01:31:07,921 --> 01:31:10,090
looks-- looks, uh, bad.

1811
01:31:10,132 --> 01:31:11,300
But this was not--

1812
01:31:11,341 --> 01:31:13,051
I mean, she is wearing a bra, yes.

1813
01:31:13,093 --> 01:31:15,512
But what is in the picture is
not what is actually happening.

1814
01:31:15,554 --> 01:31:16,821
I mean, it's happening, but it's not--

1815
01:31:16,847 --> 01:31:17,389
Stop talking.

1816
01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:32,196
Ugh.
No.

1817
01:31:38,785 --> 01:31:39,578
Clean it up.

1818
01:31:48,629 --> 01:31:52,049
Clean it up.

1819
01:31:52,090 --> 01:31:52,716
Here, come here.

1820
01:31:52,758 --> 01:31:53,717
I'll do it.

1821
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,180
Do it now.

1822
01:32:16,156 --> 01:32:17,115
Oh.

1823
01:32:29,086 --> 01:32:30,386
Here-- in case you spill anything else.

1824
01:32:49,189 --> 01:32:49,982
Angelica.

1825
01:32:52,985 --> 01:32:55,195
What are you doing here?

1826
01:32:55,237 --> 01:32:56,196
Go away.

1827
01:33:08,208 --> 01:33:11,211
What do you want?

1828
01:33:11,253 --> 01:33:12,963
To rescue me?

1829
01:33:16,216 --> 01:33:18,510
Well, yeah.

1830
01:33:18,552 --> 01:33:20,220
From what?

1831
01:33:20,262 --> 01:33:25,976
From that Russian pig, from
this, from this, all of this.

1832
01:33:26,018 --> 01:33:27,019
Yes, I see.

1833
01:33:27,060 --> 01:33:29,104
I see what you mean.

1834
01:33:29,146 --> 01:33:36,695
It is a little extravagant, far too beautiful.

1835
01:33:36,737 --> 01:33:39,740
But I'm getting used to it.

1836
01:33:39,781 --> 01:33:43,327
Toby, I am happy here.

1837
01:33:43,368 --> 01:33:47,039
I have everything you promised I would.

1838
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:49,833
So you're just going to
let him treat you like that?

1839
01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:53,629
He was reminding me who I belong to.

1840
01:33:53,670 --> 01:33:54,463
That's all.

1841
01:34:00,469 --> 01:34:07,643
Do you have the cojones to
steal Alexei's property?

1842
01:34:13,190 --> 01:34:15,025
Yeah.

1843
01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:17,861
Didn't think so.

1844
01:34:17,903 --> 01:34:18,862
Fuck you.

1845
01:34:21,239 --> 01:34:25,452
Only Alexei does that.

1846
01:34:25,494 --> 01:34:26,328
OK.

1847
01:34:26,370 --> 01:34:27,287
Then how much?
Huh?

1848
01:34:27,329 --> 01:34:28,013
What's you're going rate?

1849
01:34:28,038 --> 01:34:29,331
Is that enough?

1850
01:34:29,373 --> 01:34:30,332
Huh?

1851
01:34:30,374 --> 01:34:31,792
Hey!

1852
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:32,668
What the fuck?

1853
01:34:55,649 --> 01:34:58,193
You naughty boy.

1854
01:34:58,235 --> 01:34:59,861
They're not real.

1855
01:34:59,903 --> 01:35:01,321
Are things real, Toby?

1856
01:35:01,363 --> 01:35:02,197
Come on, Toby.

1857
01:35:02,239 --> 01:35:03,156
Pull yourself together.

1858
01:35:03,198 --> 01:35:04,449
You're making me nervous.

1859
01:35:04,491 --> 01:35:06,159
Something has to be.

1860
01:35:06,201 --> 01:35:08,120
The Boss has put me in charge
of tonight's entertainment.

1861
01:35:08,161 --> 01:35:10,038
- Rupert.
- I had this peachy idea.

1862
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:11,431
It's like kid of the one you used to have.

1863
01:35:11,456 --> 01:35:12,708
- Rupert.
- You're going to love it.

1864
01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:14,376
- Rupert.
- What is it?

1865
01:35:14,459 --> 01:35:17,421
I'm listening.

1866
01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:21,591
Would you mind just rubbing my back, please?

1867
01:35:21,633 --> 01:35:24,553
You know like you used to-- a
little hard grain kneading--

1868
01:35:24,594 --> 01:35:27,013
kneaded to be worn down.

1869
01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:30,559
[LAUGHS] Hey, come on.

1870
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:33,478
I think you'll feel a lot
better once we get you dressed.

1871
01:35:33,520 --> 01:35:34,396
Come on.

1872
01:35:34,438 --> 01:35:35,238
Who do you want to play?

1873
01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:43,321
[NON-ENGLISH]

1874
01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:45,866
Oh, thank you.

1875
01:35:45,907 --> 01:35:48,785
I hope you like my humble home.

1876
01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:51,413
Oh, it's-- it's-- it's wonders.

1877
01:35:51,455 --> 01:35:52,372
Yes.

1878
01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:53,498
I bought it two weeks ago.

1879
01:35:53,540 --> 01:35:54,916
Huh?

1880
01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:57,919
ALEXEI:
I'm joking.

1881
01:35:57,961 --> 01:36:01,298
I was thinking painting it all in purple.

1882
01:36:01,339 --> 01:36:04,092
We Russians love purple.

1883
01:36:04,134 --> 01:36:10,098
Now, I really like your big
adventures, Don Quixote.

1884
01:36:10,140 --> 01:36:12,684
You've read my exploits?

1885
01:36:12,726 --> 01:36:13,894
Of course.

1886
01:36:13,935 --> 01:36:15,979
The whole castle is reading them.

1887
01:36:16,021 --> 01:36:16,980
Book!

1888
01:36:20,567 --> 01:36:21,401
Take a seat.

1889
01:36:26,072 --> 01:36:28,825
I hope this little show of yours pleases me.

1890
01:36:28,867 --> 01:36:32,204
[WALTZ MUSIC]

1891
01:36:51,223 --> 01:36:52,307
Hi, Toby.

1892
01:36:52,349 --> 01:36:54,184
Um, we need to talk.

1893
01:36:54,226 --> 01:36:56,019
Not now, Sarah.

1894
01:36:56,061 --> 01:36:56,645
Down.

1895
01:36:56,686 --> 01:36:57,646
Stay.

1896
01:37:00,190 --> 01:37:01,149
Melissa.

1897
01:37:09,699 --> 01:37:11,493
Make some room for Sancho, my dear.

1898
01:37:19,584 --> 01:37:21,545
Alexei seems to be enjoying the old fart.

1899
01:37:21,586 --> 01:37:22,420
Well, good.

1900
01:37:29,511 --> 01:37:32,305
[CRYING]

1901
01:37:38,937 --> 01:37:39,855
Is that the gypsy?

1902
01:37:42,649 --> 01:37:44,734
All a misunderstanding, Toby.

1903
01:37:44,776 --> 01:37:50,532
A lady is here in the hope of
finding the brave and noble Don

1904
01:37:50,574 --> 01:37:51,533
Quixote.

1905
01:37:55,579 --> 01:37:59,374
I am the lady Dolorida, Princess of Candaya.

1906
01:37:59,416 --> 01:38:02,794
I cast myself down before knighthood invincible.

1907
01:38:02,836 --> 01:38:04,713
Oh, please.

1908
01:38:04,754 --> 01:38:06,089
Please.

1909
01:38:06,131 --> 01:38:09,467
It is I who should be kneeling before you.

1910
01:38:09,509 --> 01:38:12,512
Please, dear sad lady, tell me your story.

1911
01:38:12,554 --> 01:38:16,266
Mine is an ancient Muslim family,

1912
01:38:16,308 --> 01:38:20,395
who, when the Catholic monarchs
expelled the Moors from Spain,

1913
01:38:20,437 --> 01:38:22,314
fled to Morocco.

1914
01:38:22,355 --> 01:38:23,607
They were poor.

1915
01:38:23,648 --> 01:38:25,650
But as years passed, they grew rich.

1916
01:38:25,692 --> 01:38:29,446
And I-- I was raised in splendor.

1917
01:38:29,487 --> 01:38:31,907
I was exceedingly beautiful.

1918
01:38:31,948 --> 01:38:35,952
I-- I was desired by all men.

1919
01:38:35,994 --> 01:38:40,999
Then one day, a filthy beggar came to my palace,

1920
01:38:41,041 --> 01:38:43,209
demanding my hand in marriage.

1921
01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:44,544
No.

1922
01:38:44,586 --> 01:38:47,881
Commanding me to convert to Christianity.

1923
01:38:47,923 --> 01:38:48,715
[GLASS RATTLING]

1924
01:38:48,757 --> 01:38:50,592
Can you imagine?

1925
01:38:50,634 --> 01:38:56,097
My-- my ladies and I burst out laughing, enraged.

1926
01:38:56,139 --> 01:38:59,476
The pathetic creature's eyes burned fire.

1927
01:38:59,517 --> 01:39:02,687
And cursing us, he spat out his--

1928
01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:05,941
his name-- Malambrino.

1929
01:39:05,982 --> 01:39:10,362
Malambrino, the enchanter, my sworn enemy?

1930
01:39:10,403 --> 01:39:14,449
My skin was suddenly pricked by 1,000 needles.

1931
01:39:14,491 --> 01:39:19,454
And as I raised my hands to my face, I--

1932
01:39:19,496 --> 01:39:20,830
I found it--

1933
01:39:20,872 --> 01:39:22,791
I found it like this.

1934
01:39:22,832 --> 01:39:24,793
[GASPING]

1935
01:39:24,834 --> 01:39:25,752
Oh my god!

1936
01:39:25,794 --> 01:39:27,253
- Suicide bomber!
- Run!

1937
01:39:27,295 --> 01:39:29,214
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

1938
01:39:29,255 --> 01:39:30,465
Freeze!

1939
01:39:30,507 --> 01:39:31,316
ALEXEI:
Everything is under control.

1940
01:39:31,341 --> 01:39:33,218
Calm down.

1941
01:39:33,259 --> 01:39:35,637
I'm sure that Don can deal with this.

1942
01:39:35,679 --> 01:39:38,098
Hmm?

1943
01:39:38,139 --> 01:39:39,307
Yeah.

1944
01:39:39,349 --> 01:39:42,811
Dear lady, what must I do to release

1945
01:39:42,852 --> 01:39:46,064
you from this abominable curse?

1946
01:39:46,106 --> 01:39:46,731
Oh.

1947
01:39:46,773 --> 01:39:48,400
Oh, thank you.

1948
01:39:48,441 --> 01:39:51,986
Oh.

1949
01:39:52,070 --> 01:39:55,699
I knew you would not fail us.

1950
01:39:55,740 --> 01:39:57,575
[DOORS OPEN]

1951
01:39:59,744 --> 01:40:02,580
[PROCESSIONAL MUSIC]

1952
01:40:17,220 --> 01:40:18,680
[POUNDING]

1953
01:40:18,722 --> 01:40:21,558
- [CHATTER]
- Hut!

1954
01:40:32,277 --> 01:40:33,028
I don't--

1955
01:40:33,069 --> 01:40:34,446
I don't like this.

1956
01:40:34,487 --> 01:40:37,949
[LAUGHS]
This must seem like heaven to a person

1957
01:40:37,991 --> 01:40:39,492
such as yourself, huh?

1958
01:40:39,534 --> 01:40:40,326
Trust me.

1959
01:40:40,368 --> 01:40:41,786
I know these people.

1960
01:40:41,828 --> 01:40:44,080
How dare you suggest such a thing.

1961
01:40:44,122 --> 01:40:47,208
You will remain silent.

1962
01:40:47,250 --> 01:40:50,503
You do nothing without permission.

1963
01:40:50,545 --> 01:40:58,136
Let anyone who is brave enough mount this machine.

1964
01:40:58,178 --> 01:40:59,429
Don't do it.

1965
01:40:59,471 --> 01:41:00,472
Sancho!

1966
01:41:00,513 --> 01:41:01,723
Sit down!

1967
01:41:01,765 --> 01:41:04,267
With a cruel knight on his back,

1968
01:41:04,309 --> 01:41:07,437
Cabalino flies through the air, so easily

1969
01:41:07,479 --> 01:41:11,608
it is as if the devil himself is guiding it.

1970
01:41:15,278 --> 01:41:21,159
[GRUNTING]
Dear lady, I am ready.

1971
01:41:21,201 --> 01:41:25,955
Where must I travel to release
you from this evil curse?

1972
01:41:25,997 --> 01:41:29,209
To the moon and back.

1973
01:41:29,250 --> 01:41:32,462
Because of the extreme altitude,

1974
01:41:32,504 --> 01:41:36,424
the rider must take care to cover his eyes.

1975
01:41:36,466 --> 01:41:42,889
Then I shall blind myself securely.

1976
01:41:47,018 --> 01:41:48,937
Hut!

1977
01:41:48,978 --> 01:41:52,398
[PROCESSIONAL MUSIC]

1978
01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:56,945
WOMAN:
May God guide you, brave knight!

1979
01:41:56,986 --> 01:41:59,364
MAN:
I can't see him anymore!

1980
01:41:59,405 --> 01:42:00,824
WOMAN:
He's so high!

1981
01:42:00,865 --> 01:42:02,784
MAN:
He's gone!

1982
01:42:02,826 --> 01:42:04,202
He's alive!

1983
01:42:04,244 --> 01:42:07,163
We must have reached the second layer of air,

1984
01:42:07,205 --> 01:42:10,750
where hail and snow are born.

1985
01:42:10,792 --> 01:42:15,255
No, now it's thunder and lightning.

1986
01:42:15,296 --> 01:42:18,550
We have surely risen to the third layer.

1987
01:42:18,591 --> 01:42:19,968
Oh.

1988
01:42:20,009 --> 01:42:23,221
In a moment, we shall reach the moon.

1989
01:42:23,263 --> 01:42:28,101
I can feel its cool aura.

1990
01:42:28,143 --> 01:42:33,189
Don Quixote de la Mancha, the moon welcomes you!

1991
01:42:33,231 --> 01:42:34,983
I recognize that voice--

1992
01:42:35,024 --> 01:42:37,902
Malambrino!

1993
01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:39,863
[THUNDER]

1994
01:42:39,904 --> 01:42:44,659
Ah, yes, Malambrino.

1995
01:42:44,701 --> 01:42:46,327
What a surprise.

1996
01:42:46,369 --> 01:42:51,291
It seems you have succeeded,
and so I must lift my curse.

1997
01:42:51,332 --> 01:42:55,587
You win this time, sad little man!

1998
01:42:55,628 --> 01:42:57,338
How dare you!

1999
01:42:57,380 --> 01:43:00,884
Surely, I am the first to have
made this stupendous journey.

2000
01:43:00,925 --> 01:43:03,678
Just the first--

2001
01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:05,847
after me.

2002
01:43:05,889 --> 01:43:12,896
Then prepare to be eclipsed,
and watch how I can fly, higher

2003
01:43:12,937 --> 01:43:16,357
than you can ever dream of--

2004
01:43:16,399 --> 01:43:17,859
to the sun!

2005
01:43:17,901 --> 01:43:19,736
Yeah!
Yeah!

2006
01:43:23,114 --> 01:43:24,115
Whoa.
Whoa.

2007
01:43:24,157 --> 01:43:25,366
Cabalino, slow down.

2008
01:43:25,408 --> 01:43:27,327
Cabalino, slow down!

2009
01:43:27,368 --> 01:43:29,287
No, no, no, no, no.

2010
01:43:29,329 --> 01:43:30,663
Humor him.

2011
01:43:30,705 --> 01:43:32,123
I need to clinch this account.

2012
01:43:32,165 --> 01:43:35,501
[LAUGHS] Tremendous.

2013
01:43:35,543 --> 01:43:37,462
It's too hot!

2014
01:43:37,503 --> 01:43:38,463
Ahh!

2015
01:43:38,504 --> 01:43:39,839
Whoa!
Ahh!

2016
01:43:47,931 --> 01:43:51,226
[APPLAUSE]

2017
01:44:01,319 --> 01:44:04,239
Dear ladies, I am back.

2018
01:44:07,367 --> 01:44:09,327
You are free.

2019
01:44:09,369 --> 01:44:15,625
There is-- there is no need to thank me.

2020
01:44:37,021 --> 01:44:40,316
[LAUGHTER]

2021
01:44:42,986 --> 01:44:44,946
- [APPLAUSE]
- Congratulations.

2022
01:44:44,988 --> 01:44:48,950
I think we just made the account.

2023
01:44:48,992 --> 01:44:51,828
[LAUGHTER]

2024
01:45:05,967 --> 01:45:10,638
[GROANS] You old fool!

2025
01:45:16,102 --> 01:45:18,813
What must they have thought of you?

2026
01:45:18,855 --> 01:45:20,773
[SOMBER MUSIC]

2027
01:45:20,815 --> 01:45:22,650
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

2028
01:45:27,238 --> 01:45:31,576
I could only find black thread.

2029
01:45:31,617 --> 01:45:32,451
You think they'll notice?

2030
01:45:34,829 --> 01:45:35,788
Yeah.
It'll be fine.

2031
01:45:38,958 --> 01:45:43,713
Next time, Sancho, make sure I listen to you.

2032
01:45:47,717 --> 01:45:48,551
I'll try.

2033
01:45:48,593 --> 01:45:49,344
Goodnight, sire.

2034
01:45:53,431 --> 01:45:55,767
[THUNDER]

2035
01:46:14,243 --> 01:46:15,036
Toby, I--

2036
01:46:15,078 --> 01:46:16,829
You've humiliated him.

2037
01:46:16,871 --> 01:46:19,207
You could have stopped it.

2038
01:46:19,248 --> 01:46:20,041
You didn't.

2039
01:46:24,504 --> 01:46:26,005
Isn't she wonderful?

2040
01:46:26,047 --> 01:46:27,090
So dramatic.

2041
01:46:27,131 --> 01:46:28,841
So Spanish.

2042
01:46:28,883 --> 01:46:33,596
I promised her a big part in the
Vodka campaign, if we got it.

2043
01:46:33,638 --> 01:46:34,889
And we did!

2044
01:46:34,931 --> 01:46:36,849
What a team!

2045
01:46:36,891 --> 01:46:39,143
Come on, partner, give us a hug.

2046
01:46:39,185 --> 01:46:40,978
[THWACK]

2047
01:46:44,107 --> 01:46:46,901
[FESTIVE MUSIC, FIREWORKS]

2048
01:46:53,950 --> 01:46:56,285
[LATIN CHANTING]

2049
01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:25,690
You see what they are doing here?

2050
01:47:25,731 --> 01:47:27,650
Gathering up all the things--

2051
01:47:27,692 --> 01:47:31,904
broken things, bad things--

2052
01:47:31,946 --> 01:47:35,283
tonight, we sacrifice the past year.

2053
01:47:35,324 --> 01:47:39,579
Everything will be destroyed in
the flames, made clean again.

2054
01:47:42,582 --> 01:47:43,499
Angelica.

2055
01:47:43,541 --> 01:47:45,376
[WHOOSH, SCREAMS]

2056
01:47:45,418 --> 01:47:46,794
What the fuck are you doing?

2057
01:47:46,836 --> 01:47:50,047
MAN: It's not my fault.
The valves are corroded.

2058
01:47:50,089 --> 01:47:53,050
[FLAMENCO MUSIC]

2059
01:47:53,092 --> 01:47:53,926
Angelica.

2060
01:47:58,598 --> 01:47:59,432
Angelica.

2061
01:48:04,604 --> 01:48:06,522
Angelica, would you talk to me?

2062
01:48:06,564 --> 01:48:09,525
[SLAP]

2063
01:48:09,567 --> 01:48:13,029
Oh, you like being kept like an animal?

2064
01:48:13,070 --> 01:48:15,406
[SLAP]

2065
01:48:17,074 --> 01:48:18,618
Paid for?

2066
01:48:18,659 --> 01:48:19,619
[SLAP]

2067
01:48:19,660 --> 01:48:20,161
Alexei's whore?

2068
01:48:25,583 --> 01:48:26,959
Oh, go ahead.

2069
01:48:27,001 --> 01:48:27,835
I probably deserve it.

2070
01:48:32,006 --> 01:48:35,343
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

2071
01:49:10,503 --> 01:49:11,963
He's going to kill us both.

2072
01:49:12,004 --> 01:49:14,549
We'll be gone before he knows.

2073
01:49:14,590 --> 01:49:16,008
- Which one?
- There.

2074
01:49:16,050 --> 01:49:18,469
The one before the white horse.

2075
01:49:18,511 --> 01:49:21,806
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

2076
01:49:33,859 --> 01:49:34,652
Oh, shit!

2077
01:49:40,283 --> 01:49:41,701
Hah!

2078
01:49:41,742 --> 01:49:43,703
Toby, come on.

2079
01:49:43,744 --> 01:49:44,662
Let's go.

2080
01:49:44,704 --> 01:49:45,538
I can't.

2081
01:49:53,629 --> 01:49:54,589
Come on, Don.

2082
01:49:54,630 --> 01:49:56,090
We're getting out of here.

2083
01:49:56,132 --> 01:49:59,176
A proper guest must be willing to repay his host.

2084
01:49:59,218 --> 01:50:00,553
No, no, no.

2085
01:50:00,595 --> 01:50:02,722
You are a knight-errant.

2086
01:50:02,763 --> 01:50:04,390
You rescue damsels, right?

2087
01:50:04,432 --> 01:50:05,766
Well, we have to now.

2088
01:50:11,022 --> 01:50:11,939
No!

2089
01:50:11,981 --> 01:50:13,316
Leave me alone.

2090
01:50:13,357 --> 01:50:14,792
You told me to make you listen to me, right?

2091
01:50:14,817 --> 01:50:16,360
Well, we got to go.

2092
01:50:16,402 --> 01:50:17,111
Toby.

2093
01:50:17,153 --> 01:50:17,862
Now.

2094
01:50:17,903 --> 01:50:18,821
Come on, man.

2095
01:50:18,863 --> 01:50:21,073
The enchanters are upon us.

2096
01:50:21,115 --> 01:50:22,950
I like it here.

2097
01:50:22,992 --> 01:50:23,909
No, you don't.

2098
01:50:23,951 --> 01:50:25,328
Everyone's happy here.

2099
01:50:25,369 --> 01:50:26,329
We have to go.

2100
01:50:26,370 --> 01:50:27,455
No, they're not.

2101
01:50:27,496 --> 01:50:28,289
It's what I dream of.

2102
01:50:28,331 --> 01:50:29,290
Toby!

2103
01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:37,965
- You're pathetic.
- ANGELICA: Go!

2104
01:50:38,007 --> 01:50:39,842
Toby!
Help!

2105
01:50:44,013 --> 01:50:45,848
- Toby!
- Yaw!

2106
01:50:45,890 --> 01:50:47,433
Yaw!
Yaw!

2107
01:50:47,475 --> 01:50:49,310
[HORSE WHINNYING]
Oh!

2108
01:50:54,440 --> 01:50:56,901
JACQUI: Toby.

2109
01:50:56,942 --> 01:51:01,822
Toby.

2110
01:51:01,906 --> 01:51:04,867
Angelica?

2111
01:51:04,909 --> 01:51:07,244
Toby.

2112
01:51:07,286 --> 01:51:11,457
What did you think you were doing?

2113
01:51:11,499 --> 01:51:14,794
- Oh!
- Shh.

2114
01:51:22,385 --> 01:51:23,761
You fucking prick.

2115
01:51:26,681 --> 01:51:30,309
Such sticky fingers.

2116
01:51:30,351 --> 01:51:34,355
Time someone took that girl in hand, huh?

2117
01:51:34,397 --> 01:51:35,648
[WINCES]

2118
01:51:40,486 --> 01:51:43,864
Well, I can't help, Toby.

2119
01:51:43,906 --> 01:51:45,199
Got a company to run.

2120
01:51:45,241 --> 01:51:46,283
Lots of people depend on me.

2121
01:51:53,791 --> 01:51:55,543
You're sure in sad spirits, Sancho.

2122
01:51:58,295 --> 01:52:02,007
Crazed and in love.

2123
01:52:02,049 --> 01:52:02,800
I was proud of you.

2124
01:52:05,970 --> 01:52:06,595
But it's over.

2125
01:52:09,765 --> 01:52:11,726
It's time to go home.

2126
01:52:11,767 --> 01:52:12,727
What are you saying?

2127
01:52:12,768 --> 01:52:17,356
Sancho, look into my eyes.

2128
01:52:17,398 --> 01:52:20,151
There are no birds in last Autumn's nest.

2129
01:52:20,192 --> 01:52:21,152
No.

2130
01:52:27,283 --> 01:52:28,242
Sancho.

2131
01:52:28,284 --> 01:52:30,077
No, get away from me.

2132
01:52:30,119 --> 01:52:34,123
- Get away from me!
- Wait.

2133
01:52:41,297 --> 01:52:44,133
[PROCESSIONAL MUSIC]

2134
01:52:47,762 --> 01:52:48,596
Angelica!

2135
01:52:52,767 --> 01:52:53,601
Angelica!

2136
01:53:02,777 --> 01:53:03,611
Angelica.

2137
01:53:14,747 --> 01:53:15,581
Angelica!

2138
01:53:23,756 --> 01:53:27,134
Angelica!

2139
01:53:27,218 --> 01:53:28,344
Alexei!

2140
01:53:28,385 --> 01:53:31,263
Where are you, you son of a bitch?

2141
01:53:31,305 --> 01:53:32,556
You piece of shit!

2142
01:53:37,478 --> 01:53:38,395
[LATIN CHANTING]

2143
01:53:41,357 --> 01:53:43,317
[LAUGHTER]

2144
01:53:43,359 --> 01:53:46,695
[CHORAL MUSIC]

2145
01:53:55,830 --> 01:53:58,666
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

2146
01:54:02,795 --> 01:54:05,130
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]

2147
01:54:06,298 --> 01:54:07,132
Angelica!

2148
01:54:19,770 --> 01:54:20,604
Angelica!

2149
01:54:31,240 --> 01:54:33,534
[FAST FOOTSTEPS]

2150
01:54:45,337 --> 01:54:47,631
[CREAKING]

2151
01:54:47,673 --> 01:54:49,008
[GASPS]

2152
01:55:07,610 --> 01:55:09,445
I can take you to her.

2153
01:55:22,958 --> 01:55:23,918
Get down.

2154
01:55:33,052 --> 01:55:34,011
Trust me.

2155
01:55:44,647 --> 01:55:46,899
Angelica.

2156
01:55:46,941 --> 01:55:48,025
Are you all right?

2157
01:55:58,369 --> 01:56:01,372
Got to make up for lost time.

2158
01:56:01,413 --> 01:56:03,082
[GRUNTING]

2159
01:56:03,123 --> 01:56:05,751
I'll make you forget about that little bitch.

2160
01:56:05,793 --> 01:56:07,628
[SCREAMS]

2161
01:56:10,255 --> 01:56:12,675
Angelica.

2162
01:56:12,716 --> 01:56:15,135
You better come.

2163
01:56:15,177 --> 01:56:17,137
Ahh!

2164
01:56:17,179 --> 01:56:19,515
[GRUNTING]

2165
01:56:23,560 --> 01:56:24,520
Ahh!

2166
01:56:39,118 --> 01:56:41,412
Angelica!

2167
01:56:48,585 --> 01:56:52,047
Oh my god.

2168
01:56:52,089 --> 01:56:52,923
Angelica!

2169
01:56:55,634 --> 01:56:57,302
I'm The Boss's wife.

2170
01:56:57,344 --> 01:56:59,304
Toby!

2171
01:56:59,346 --> 01:57:00,723
[GASPING]

2172
01:57:00,764 --> 01:57:02,516
Kiss me!

2173
01:57:02,558 --> 01:57:03,517
Kiss me.

2174
01:57:06,979 --> 01:57:09,732
I'd send that little bitch straight to hell.

2175
01:57:09,773 --> 01:57:11,025
She's burning!

2176
01:57:11,066 --> 01:57:13,402
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

2177
01:57:18,907 --> 01:57:21,452
Shit!
He's killing her!

2178
01:57:21,493 --> 01:57:23,454
No!

2179
01:57:23,495 --> 01:57:26,331
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

2180
01:57:30,878 --> 01:57:31,920
Shit.
Shit.

2181
01:57:31,962 --> 01:57:33,422
Shit.
Dammit.

2182
01:57:33,464 --> 01:57:36,258
[LAUGHS]
Every man for himself.

2183
01:57:46,894 --> 01:57:50,189
Oh, no, no.
Ahh!

2184
01:57:57,404 --> 01:57:58,530
JACQUI: Oh.

2185
01:57:58,572 --> 01:57:59,531
TOBY: Don!

2186
01:57:59,573 --> 01:58:01,450
Don!

2187
01:58:01,492 --> 01:58:03,786
[GROANING]

2188
01:58:30,437 --> 01:58:33,357
I'm here.

2189
01:58:33,398 --> 01:58:36,819
[GASPING] My name--

2190
01:58:36,860 --> 01:58:40,072
my name is Javier.

2191
01:58:40,114 --> 01:58:41,865
No, no, no, no.

2192
01:58:41,907 --> 01:58:46,870
Is Javier Sanchez, a shoemaker,

2193
01:58:49,832 --> 01:58:51,792
a forgotten old man.

2194
01:58:51,834 --> 01:58:53,627
No, no, no, no, no, no.

2195
01:58:53,669 --> 01:58:56,130
Don't say that.

2196
01:58:56,171 --> 01:59:01,885
An interesting face, the kind
they use to sell insurance.

2197
01:59:06,932 --> 01:59:08,684
Please.
Please.

2198
01:59:14,231 --> 01:59:15,983
Here.

2199
01:59:16,024 --> 01:59:17,985
You, you--

2200
01:59:25,075 --> 01:59:29,997
I always knew you--

2201
01:59:30,038 --> 01:59:31,748
you were more than--

2202
01:59:31,790 --> 01:59:33,750
more than Sancho.

2203
01:59:33,792 --> 01:59:36,128
[THUNDER]

2204
01:59:39,756 --> 01:59:41,592
[GASPS]

2205
01:59:56,690 --> 01:59:58,817
An accident.

2206
01:59:58,859 --> 02:00:00,444
Old men can trip so easily.

2207
02:00:03,322 --> 02:00:05,782
This is no more fun.

2208
02:00:05,824 --> 02:00:08,827
You go away.

2209
02:00:08,869 --> 02:00:11,371
Get out of my house.

2210
02:00:11,413 --> 02:00:12,497
Melissa!

2211
02:00:12,539 --> 02:00:14,499
No, Sarah.

2212
02:00:14,541 --> 02:00:15,375
Ah, whatever.

2213
02:00:22,549 --> 02:00:26,220
This is the one month they said it never rains.

2214
02:00:26,261 --> 02:00:28,931
Really buggers up the rest of the shoot, Tob.

2215
02:00:32,851 --> 02:00:34,937
You really do play too rough, my dear.

2216
02:00:34,978 --> 02:00:37,189
Not willing to let you go past.

2217
02:00:37,231 --> 02:00:37,981
Yeah.

2218
02:00:38,023 --> 02:00:38,941
Yeah, right now.

2219
02:00:38,982 --> 02:00:40,192
I could get behind it now.

2220
02:00:40,234 --> 02:00:41,318
Trust me.

2221
02:00:41,360 --> 02:00:42,402
Let's work together.

2222
02:00:42,444 --> 02:00:44,780
[LAUGHTER]

2223
02:00:47,324 --> 02:00:48,283
Don?

2224
02:00:53,872 --> 02:00:55,832
He said he couldn't die.

2225
02:00:55,874 --> 02:00:58,710
[THUNDER]

2226
02:01:14,810 --> 02:01:16,853
The village is not far now.

2227
02:01:16,895 --> 02:01:19,314
We're almost there.

2228
02:01:19,356 --> 02:01:21,692
We'll make sure they bury him in all his glory.

2229
02:01:25,487 --> 02:01:26,655
You can trust me.

2230
02:01:26,697 --> 02:01:27,897
Everything is going to be all right.

2231
02:01:30,575 --> 02:01:31,175
Everything's fine.

2232
02:01:35,872 --> 02:01:38,041
This is a marvelous day for adventure.

2233
02:01:41,003 --> 02:01:42,129
Toby?

2234
02:01:42,170 --> 02:01:46,591
I feel it in my bones.

2235
02:01:46,633 --> 02:01:49,094
[RUMBLING]

2236
02:01:49,136 --> 02:01:51,430
What's that?

2237
02:01:51,471 --> 02:01:52,597
Just thunder.

2238
02:01:52,639 --> 02:01:54,516
[HORSE WHINNYING]

2239
02:01:54,558 --> 02:01:55,350
Something's coming.

2240
02:02:02,691 --> 02:02:03,692
Run!

2241
02:02:03,734 --> 02:02:05,485
Get out of here!

2242
02:02:05,527 --> 02:02:07,738
Leave this place!

2243
02:02:07,779 --> 02:02:09,406
Stay back!

2244
02:02:09,448 --> 02:02:12,200
You're in grave danger!

2245
02:02:12,242 --> 02:02:13,660
Yaw!

2246
02:02:13,702 --> 02:02:14,661
Toby!

2247
02:02:14,703 --> 02:02:18,665
Toby, come back!

2248
02:02:18,707 --> 02:02:23,503
Prepare to meet your doom!
Ahhh!

2249
02:02:28,133 --> 02:02:30,969
[LAUGHTER]

2250
02:02:41,813 --> 02:02:44,024
Ahhh!

2251
02:02:44,066 --> 02:02:46,943
Oh!

2252
02:02:47,027 --> 02:02:49,363
[LAUGHTER]

2253
02:02:53,408 --> 02:02:54,368
Whoa!

2254
02:02:59,998 --> 02:03:01,917
Ahhh!

2255
02:03:01,958 --> 02:03:03,794
- Eeyahh!
- Wah!

2256
02:03:11,426 --> 02:03:15,555
I entrust my heart and soul to you, my Dulcinea!

2257
02:03:23,647 --> 02:03:24,981
Die, foul being!

2258
02:03:40,956 --> 02:03:41,915
Toby!

2259
02:03:46,002 --> 02:03:49,464
Toby.

2260
02:03:49,548 --> 02:03:52,259
[GRUNTING]

2261
02:03:55,804 --> 02:03:59,099
Toby.

2262
02:03:59,182 --> 02:04:01,309
Toby.

2263
02:04:01,351 --> 02:04:07,357
There you are, my loyal squire.

2264
02:04:07,399 --> 02:04:08,733
It's me.

2265
02:04:08,775 --> 02:04:10,902
It's Angelica.

2266
02:04:10,944 --> 02:04:12,487
Sancho?

2267
02:04:12,529 --> 02:04:13,655
Toby.

2268
02:04:13,697 --> 02:04:16,283
Toby, I-- I'm not Sancho Panza.

2269
02:04:16,324 --> 02:04:22,247
[LAUGHS]
Oh, you and your rustic pranks.

2270
02:04:22,289 --> 02:04:29,838
Some say I'm mad, that I only inhabit my dreams.

2271
02:04:29,880 --> 02:04:33,884
But then how is it I see you, Sancho?

2272
02:04:33,925 --> 02:04:36,094
It's Angelica.

2273
02:04:36,136 --> 02:04:39,055
Always doubting me.

2274
02:04:39,097 --> 02:04:40,932
Alexei's whore, remember?

2275
02:04:47,564 --> 02:04:48,899
I forgive you, Sancho.

2276
02:04:54,070 --> 02:04:56,114
No, no, no, no.

2277
02:04:56,156 --> 02:04:58,074
No, Toby.

2278
02:04:58,116 --> 02:04:59,034
Toby.

2279
02:04:59,075 --> 02:05:01,244
Toby, ple-- please, it's me.

2280
02:05:01,286 --> 02:05:02,746
It's me.

2281
02:05:02,787 --> 02:05:05,123
Please.

2282
02:05:05,165 --> 02:05:06,166
Toby, I'm-- I'm here.

2283
02:05:06,208 --> 02:05:06,917
It's me.

2284
02:05:06,958 --> 02:05:07,751
Toby.

2285
02:05:07,792 --> 02:05:08,752
No.

2286
02:05:14,549 --> 02:05:16,426
It's me.

2287
02:05:16,468 --> 02:05:22,140
I'm Sancho-- Sancho Panza,
your-- your loyal squire.

2288
02:05:22,182 --> 02:05:23,141
Sancho?

2289
02:05:27,729 --> 02:05:34,903
Sancho, this is the beginning
of a very interesting

2290
02:05:34,945 --> 02:05:38,782
and new relationship.

2291
02:05:38,823 --> 02:05:41,618
[LAUGHS]

2292
02:05:54,297 --> 02:05:57,926
DON QUIXOTE:
I was born by special will of heaven,

2293
02:05:57,968 --> 02:06:02,639
in this age of Iram, to restore
the lost age of chivalry.

2294
02:06:05,934 --> 02:06:08,520
TOBY AND DON QUIXOTE:
I am the man for whom all dangers

2295
02:06:08,562 --> 02:06:16,486
are expressly reserved and
grand adventures and brave deeds

2296
02:06:16,528 --> 02:06:17,487
also.

2297
02:06:19,739 --> 02:06:25,495
I am Don Quixote de la Mancha,

2298
02:06:25,537 --> 02:06:29,124
and I will live forever.

2299
02:06:29,165 --> 02:06:30,500
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

2300
02:06:53,815 --> 02:06:55,734
[THEME MUSIC]

2301
02:07:48,745 --> 02:07:51,956
[MUSIC PLAYING]