1 00:00:01,217 --> 00:00:02,741 - PREVIOUSLY ON ROYAL PAINS... 2 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:04,177 HOW ABOUT TODAY WE SAVE TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE? 3 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:06,963 - YOU LET A BILLIONAIRE HOSPITAL TRUSTEE DIE 4 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:08,660 TO SAVE SOME KID OFF THE STREET. - I MADE A JUDGMENT CALL. 5 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,183 - YOU MADE A MISTAKE. - THIS TRIP IS GONNA GET YOU 6 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:12,272 BACK ON YOUR FEET. - WHAT TRIP? 7 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,144 - TO THE HAMPTONS. 8 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,538 - BORIS KUESTER VON JURGENS-RATENICZ. 9 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:18,018 STAY IN MY GUEST COTTAGE FOR THE SUMMER. 10 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,062 BE MY CONCIERGE DOCTOR. 11 00:00:20,106 --> 00:00:21,803 - CONCIERGE DOCTOR TO THE RICH 12 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:24,240 AND AN ON-CALL DOCTOR TO THE REST OF US. 13 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:26,199 A ROBIN HOOD OF MEDICINE. - APPARENTLY THE CHECK 14 00:00:26,242 --> 00:00:28,027 YOU WROTE THEM FOR OUR NEW PORTABLE EKG MACHINE 15 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:29,420 JUST BOUNCED. WHAT'S UP? 16 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,248 - WE'RE BROKE. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BROKE? 17 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,076 - WE GOT SCAMMED. - BY WHO? 18 00:00:33,119 --> 00:00:36,079 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME 19 00:00:36,122 --> 00:00:38,212 THAT DAD TOOK ALL OUR MONEY. 20 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,953 - ALL RIGHT, SO IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER THAN I THOUGHT. 21 00:00:40,996 --> 00:00:42,911 IT'S STILL THE SAME SHADE OF GREEN. 22 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:49,222 [upbeat music] 23 00:00:49,265 --> 00:00:57,231 ♪ 24 00:00:57,274 --> 00:01:00,146 - OW. OW. 25 00:01:00,189 --> 00:01:02,104 SOME RIGHT YOU GOT THERE, HANK, HUH? 26 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:03,411 I WOULD KNOW. 27 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:04,802 - OH, YEAH, YOU LOOK 28 00:01:04,846 --> 00:01:05,935 LIKE THE REAL BARROOM BRAWL TYPE. 29 00:01:05,977 --> 00:01:07,328 - YEAH, LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING. 30 00:01:11,287 --> 00:01:15,204 - OKAY. ALL DONE, ROCKY. 31 00:01:17,859 --> 00:01:21,037 - THE SETUP YOU'VE GOT HERE IS JUST AMAZING. 32 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,734 LOOK AT THIS. MY SONS, HUH? 33 00:01:22,777 --> 00:01:24,388 ONE'S A DOCTOR. ONE'S A BUSINESSMAN. 34 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,129 YOU'RE WORKING TOGETHER. 35 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,129 THIS IS TOO MUCH. 36 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,697 I MEAN, I REMEMBER 37 00:01:28,739 --> 00:01:30,132 WHEN YOU WERE STILL LITTLE PISHERS. 38 00:01:30,176 --> 00:01:31,829 - YOU NEED DIRECTIONS TO THE HIGHWAY? 39 00:01:31,873 --> 00:01:34,049 - LOOK, I UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE CHECK, OKAY. 40 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:35,399 IT DIDN'T COVER THE WHOLE THING. 41 00:01:35,442 --> 00:01:37,052 BUT YOU KNOW THAT I'M STILL GOOD FOR IT. 42 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,140 - WE KNOW YOU'RE GOOD FOR IT, DAD. 43 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,186 - OH, YEAH, HE'S GOOD FOR IT. 44 00:01:39,228 --> 00:01:41,491 - COME ON. HANK! 45 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:43,493 - YOU KNOW, HANK, 46 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,496 I'VE HAD A PAIN IN MY HEART FOR 20 YEARS 47 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,759 SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU. 48 00:01:47,802 --> 00:01:51,980 TODAY, FIRST TIME, IT'S GONE. 49 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:53,765 - DRIVE SAFE. 50 00:01:59,683 --> 00:02:01,033 - WHAT WAS THAT? YOU ALL RIGHT? 51 00:02:01,076 --> 00:02:02,469 - YEAH. YEAH, I'M FINE. 52 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,602 - OKAY, STOP, ARE YOUR EYES SENSITIVE TO THE LIGHT? 53 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:07,170 - WELL, IT'S A LITTLE GLARE-Y. 54 00:02:07,213 --> 00:02:08,258 - IT'S A SIGN OF A CONCUSSION. 55 00:02:08,301 --> 00:02:10,086 - OKAY, THAT'S IT. 56 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,870 YOU'RE NOT DRIVING WITH A CONCUSSION, DAD. 57 00:02:11,913 --> 00:02:13,480 WE'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM DRIVE WITH A CONCUSSION, RIGHT? 58 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:14,917 DOCTOR? 59 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,396 - I'LL GET SOME TYLENOL 60 00:02:16,439 --> 00:02:19,312 AND A BLANKET. 61 00:02:19,355 --> 00:02:20,704 - CAN YOU WALK? 62 00:02:20,748 --> 00:02:23,272 - HUH? YEAH. 63 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:06,837 - OH, GOD. 64 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,324 EVAN! 65 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:23,072 - OH, MY GOD. THEY'RE HERE? 66 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,594 - THEY SURE ARE. 67 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:25,813 WHAT IS IT? 68 00:03:25,856 --> 00:03:28,643 - IT'S OPPORTUNITY, HANK. 69 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:30,557 SOUVENIRS. YES. 70 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,254 PEOPLE ARE GONNA SEE THIS, 71 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,257 AND THEY'RE GONNA THINK DR. HANK LAWSON. 72 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,258 - NO, THEY'LL WONDER IF I'M A PHYSICIAN 73 00:03:35,301 --> 00:03:36,606 OR BATTING CLEANUP. 74 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,043 - [mimicking] NO, THEY'RE GONNA WONDER 75 00:03:38,086 --> 00:03:39,262 IF I'M A PHYSICIAN OR BATTING CLEANUP. 76 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:40,872 - YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. - SO GOOD. 77 00:03:40,915 --> 00:03:41,872 - WHY ARE WE SPENDING MONEY WE DON'T HAVE 78 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,310 ON MERCHANDISE NOBODY NEEDS? 79 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,137 - I ORDERED THEM BEFORE THE INCIDENT, OKAY. 80 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:47,139 I WOULD RETURN THEM. THEY'RE CUSTOMIZED. 81 00:03:47,182 --> 00:03:48,358 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? - IT'S A GOOD BUSINESS MOVE. 82 00:03:48,401 --> 00:03:50,186 - WHERE'S EDDIE R.? 83 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:52,579 - WHO KNOWS? - HE JUST--HE TOOK OFF? 84 00:03:52,622 --> 00:03:55,973 - DON'T WORRY. I'M SURE HE'LL CALL IN 20 YEARS. 85 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:57,627 - EDDIE R. WILL BE BACK, OKAY. 86 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,456 NOT THAT I'M KEEPING SCORE OR ANYTHING, 87 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,283 BUT BACK AT THE WALDORF, YOU ALSO SAID 88 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:02,633 HE WASN'T COMING BACK, BUT THEN HE CAME BACK, 89 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,373 SO LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT YOU WERE WRONG. 90 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,419 - THE RECORD WILL REFLECT THAT. 91 00:04:05,461 --> 00:04:06,942 GET READY. WE GOT TO GO. 92 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,509 - SO AWESOME. 93 00:04:08,551 --> 00:04:09,858 I'M THIRSTY. 94 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:11,120 [clinking] 95 00:04:23,827 --> 00:04:25,351 - WHY ARE WE HERE? 96 00:04:25,394 --> 00:04:26,961 - TO WELCOME BACK MS. NEWBERG'S STEPDAUGHTER. 97 00:04:27,004 --> 00:04:28,093 - WHERE WAS SHE? - I DON'T KNOW. 98 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:29,312 - WHO IS SHE? - NO IDEA. 99 00:04:29,355 --> 00:04:31,096 - SO WHY ARE WE HERE? - OUT OF RESPECT. 100 00:04:31,139 --> 00:04:32,358 MS. NEWBERG'S ONE OF OUR TOP CLIENTS. 101 00:04:32,401 --> 00:04:34,098 AND GIVEN OUR CURRENT PREDICAMENT, 102 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:35,884 FINANCIALLY, WE CAN'T AFFORD 103 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,581 TO PASS UP ANY OPPORTUNITY TO DRUM UP BUSINESS. 104 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:38,973 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 105 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:42,369 I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER. 106 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,113 - HELLO, MS. NEWBERG. 107 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,332 MS. CASEY. 108 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,682 - HELLO, DR. LAWSON. 109 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,901 - CONGRATULATIONS ON THE HOMECOMING OF YOUR-- 110 00:04:53,944 --> 00:04:55,295 - SAVE IT, HANK. 111 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,904 - SHE DIDN'T COME HOME? 112 00:04:56,947 --> 00:04:58,471 - SHE CAME HOME, ALL RIGHT. 113 00:04:58,514 --> 00:05:01,562 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME HOME FROM LYON, FRANCE, 114 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,346 WHERE SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FINISHING 115 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:05,435 AT A VERY PRESTIGIOUS COOKING SCHOOL. 116 00:05:05,478 --> 00:05:07,567 - TURNS OUT SHE HAD MET AN AMERICAN GUY IN FRANCE, 117 00:05:07,610 --> 00:05:10,701 QUIT COOKING SCHOOL, AND FOLLOWED HIM TO SAN FRANCISCO, 118 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,355 WHERE HE TEACHES YOGA. 119 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,704 WE DO NOT APPROVE. - MM. 120 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,358 - I'VE HEARD THIS STORY THREE TIMES. 121 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,274 - GOT IT. - I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING 122 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:19,709 TO COME HOME A CONFECTIONER. 123 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,321 INSTEAD, SHE'S DOING DOWNWARD-FACING DOG 124 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,018 IN MY LIVING ROOM WITH A MAN 125 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,324 WHO WEARS ATHLETIC SHORTS FOR A LIVING. 126 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,629 JILL, WHY CAN'T BLAKE FIND 127 00:05:26,673 --> 00:05:28,370 A NICE, YOUNG DOCTOR LIKE YOU DID? 128 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,634 - OH, UH... 129 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:32,941 - WELL, WE'RE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. 130 00:05:32,983 --> 00:05:34,942 - YOU'RE SINGLE? PERFECT. 131 00:05:34,985 --> 00:05:36,552 BLAKE, THERE'S SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET. 132 00:05:36,596 --> 00:05:39,730 - OH, DOESN'T BLAKE HAVE A-- - BLAKE, THIS IS HANK. 133 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,384 HANK IS MY DOCTOR. 134 00:05:41,427 --> 00:05:43,081 - TUTU, NOT AGAIN. 135 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,778 - AND HE'S SINGLE. RIGHT, JILL? 136 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:47,564 - UH, YEAH. 137 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:48,651 - IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 138 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,350 THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND JAMIE. 139 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,002 - OH, YEAH, I WASN'T-- - IT'S OKAY. 140 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:53,396 YOU ARE THE THIRD SINGLE MAN 141 00:05:53,439 --> 00:05:55,180 MS. NEWBERG HAS INTRODUCED BLAKE TO. 142 00:05:55,223 --> 00:05:57,007 APPARENTLY, I HAVEN'T MADE THE CUT. 143 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,358 - TELL HIM WHAT YOU DO, JAMIE. 144 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,490 - WELL, ASIDE FROM LOVING BLAKE, 145 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:02,884 I TEACH YOGA. 146 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:04,059 - STOP BEING SO HUMBLE. 147 00:06:04,101 --> 00:06:06,452 HE OWNS SIX YOGA STUDIOS 148 00:06:06,495 --> 00:06:08,192 THROUGHOUT NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, 149 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:09,629 NOT TO MENTION THAT HE WRITES A BLOG 150 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,718 AND TRAVELS THE WORLD PROMOTING WELLNESS. 151 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,415 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. 152 00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:14,548 - TUTU'S BEEN DOING THIS 153 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,331 SINCE I GOT OUT OF COLLEGE. 154 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,637 IF A MAN ISN'T A LAWYER, A DOCTOR, OR A BANKER, 155 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,161 THEN HE ISN'T WORTH CONSIDERING. 156 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,466 - AND SINCE I MARRIED ALL THREE, 157 00:06:20,509 --> 00:06:22,512 TUTU WOULD KNOW. 158 00:06:22,555 --> 00:06:25,122 - I'M SORRY, GUYS. TUTU? 159 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:27,430 - I MARRIED HER FATHER WHEN SHE WAS JUST A YEAR OLD. 160 00:06:27,473 --> 00:06:29,519 SO I WAS HER SECOND MOTHER AND SHE CALLED ME TWO. 161 00:06:29,562 --> 00:06:31,478 - FOR SOME REASON I KEPT REPEATING IT, 162 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:32,435 AND IT BECAME TUTU. 163 00:06:32,478 --> 00:06:35,394 AND THEN IT STUCK. 164 00:06:37,526 --> 00:06:40,574 - SHE REALLY IS GIVING THIS MARRYING RAJ THING 100%. 165 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,358 - YEAH, NOTHING SAYS COMMITMENT 166 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,403 LIKE FEEDING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING SHELLFISH IN PUBLIC. 167 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,492 - [gasps] 168 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,408 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FREE BAT DAY. 169 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:49,582 THIS... 170 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,105 - OH, GOD. - IS AWESOME. 171 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:54,108 - I KNOW. JUST LOOK AT THIS! 172 00:06:54,151 --> 00:06:55,502 IT'S SUBLIMINAL. 173 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:58,156 - I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT SUBLIMINAL MEANS. 174 00:06:58,199 --> 00:07:00,375 - IT'S JUST GOOD ADVERTISING. 175 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,552 I PUT A HANKMED HEAD ON EVERY THIRD TABLE. 176 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,119 - HANKMED HEAD? - YEAH. 177 00:07:04,161 --> 00:07:05,336 - OH, THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. 178 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:07,122 - IT'S CATCHY, RIGHT? HANKMED HEAD. 179 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,992 - OKAY. PICK UP AND DESTROY EVERY ONE OF 'EM. 180 00:07:09,036 --> 00:07:11,430 - COME ON, LOOK HOW CUTE-- - EVERY ONE. 181 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,432 NOW. 182 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,999 GO. - WAIT, NO. 183 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:18,480 THIS HANKMED HEAD WOULD SELL FOR A FORTUNE 184 00:07:18,524 --> 00:07:20,264 AT MY YARD SALE. 185 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:21,963 BUT THEN AGAIN, HOW DO YOU PUT A PRICE 186 00:07:22,005 --> 00:07:24,007 ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS? - YOU'RE HAVING A YARD SALE? 187 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,619 - WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT'S A SELL EVERYTHING 188 00:07:25,661 --> 00:07:28,490 THAT CHARLIE EVERY OWNED, TOUCHED, OR GAVE ME SALE, 189 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,494 BUT THAT WAS TOO TRICKY TO PUT ON A SIGN. 190 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,060 - THOSE ARE BRUTAL. DO YOU HAVE HELP? 191 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:34,757 - WELL, NO, 192 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,194 NOT YET, BUT I'LL MANAGE. 193 00:07:39,588 --> 00:07:43,505 - IF YOU NEED AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS, 194 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:46,074 WE COULD DO--YEAH. - YEAH. 195 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,076 - IT'S BLAKE. SHE'S IN TROUBLE. 196 00:07:49,598 --> 00:07:51,471 - [hyperventilating] 197 00:07:58,694 --> 00:08:01,524 [The Blue Van's Independence] 198 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:04,134 ♪ 199 00:08:04,178 --> 00:08:08,399 - ♪ MY INDEPENDENCE WENT AWAY 200 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:12,535 ♪ I DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN IT SAID ♪ 201 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,754 ♪ RELY ON YOURSELF 202 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,365 ♪ TRUSTING SOMEONE ELSE 203 00:08:17,408 --> 00:08:22,240 ♪ IS A PATH FOR THE SILENT GHOST ♪ 204 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:35,775 - LUNGS AND HEART SOUND NORMAL. 205 00:08:35,818 --> 00:08:38,168 ALL RIGHT, TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 206 00:08:38,212 --> 00:08:43,043 - WELL, WE WERE-- WE HAD BEEN-- 207 00:08:43,086 --> 00:08:44,871 - THIS IS MY FAULT. I HAD BLAKE DOING 208 00:08:44,914 --> 00:08:48,397 AN ADVANCED POSE AND GOT CARRIED AWAY. 209 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,051 - SO YOU TWO WERE DOING YOGA IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR PARTY? 210 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,706 - YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. BLAKE HATES PARTIES. 211 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,272 - I HATE BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. 212 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,970 I HATE BEING THE CENTER OF ANYTHING. 213 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,667 TUTU WANTED THIS. 214 00:08:57,711 --> 00:09:00,322 SHE'LL FIND ANY EXCUSE TO THROW A PARTY. 215 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,802 - LIKE, IT'S TUESDAY. 216 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,412 - SO YOU WERE DOING YOGA. 217 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:06,110 - IT STARTED OUT AS YOGA. 218 00:09:06,153 --> 00:09:10,636 - BUT WITH THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN AND THE SEA AIR 219 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,335 AND BLAKE BEING SO BEAUTIFUL... 220 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:16,511 - YOU WEREN'T DOING ANY TYPE OF DRUGS TO HEIGHTEN THE YOGA? 221 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,732 - NO WAY. YOGA IS OUR DRUG. 222 00:09:19,775 --> 00:09:21,429 - MM. OKAY. 223 00:09:21,472 --> 00:09:22,822 - I'M REALLY FEELING MUCH BETTER. 224 00:09:22,865 --> 00:09:24,780 AND WE TOOK THE RED-EYE, 225 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:27,217 AND WITH THE HEAT, I THINK I JUST NEED SOME REST 226 00:09:27,261 --> 00:09:30,004 AND GET MY DIGNITY BACK, IF THAT'S POSSIBLE. 227 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,745 - [laughs] ALL RIGHT, WELL, LOOK, 228 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,702 WE'LL DO A FOLLOW-UP TOMORROW MORNING. 229 00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:35,139 TODAY, TAKE IT EASY. 230 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:37,967 NO MORE YOGA OR ANYTHING STRENUOUS. 231 00:09:43,886 --> 00:09:45,585 - WOULD IT BE INAPPROPRIATE TO ASK 232 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:48,761 HOW MUCH FOR THE TWO RIGHT-HANDED BOXING GLOVES? 233 00:09:48,804 --> 00:09:51,460 WOW. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT SELLING? 234 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,157 - OH, THIS IS JUST CHARLIE'S. 235 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:55,769 THERE ARE TWICE AS MANY BOXES IN THE BASEMENT FULL OF MY STUFF. 236 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:59,076 - AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA CARRY THEMSELVES OUT, DOCTOR. 237 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,860 ALTHOUGH I WISH THEY WOULD. 238 00:10:00,903 --> 00:10:02,340 - I KNOW IT'S A PAIN. 239 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,515 I CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH. 240 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:05,952 I HAVE TOO MUCH CRAP. 241 00:10:05,995 --> 00:10:07,823 IN MY HOUSE, IN MY LIFE. 242 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,739 TIME TO SIMPLIFY. 243 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,827 - ARE THESE PART OF JILL'S YARD SALE TOO? 244 00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:14,657 - NO, WE'RE NEIGHBORS, AND I HELPED HER PACK THE BOXES, 245 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,789 SO IN RETURN JILL IS LETTING ME HOCK MY GOODS HERE. 246 00:10:16,832 --> 00:10:18,966 - OH, THAT'S COOL. 247 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,923 YEAH, THESE BELTS ARE NICE. ARE THEY PLEATHER? 248 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:22,273 - EXCUSE ME? 249 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,753 - LIKE PL-- ARE THEY REAL LEATHER, 250 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,494 OR ARE THEY POLYESTER? 251 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:28,975 - CUTE. NO, EVERYTHING I MAKE IS GENUINE ANIMAL HIDE. 252 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,280 - OH. - YOU CAN GO INTO TOWN 253 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:31,282 AND FIND A BELT OF LESS QUALITY 254 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,849 FOR TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT. 255 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,503 I SELL QUALITY AND AFFORDABILITY. 256 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,287 - CUTE. ALL RIGHT. 257 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,201 I AM GOING TO TAKE ONE OF YOUR BELTS. 258 00:10:38,245 --> 00:10:40,943 IN FACT, I'M GONNA TAKE TWO. 259 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:45,253 TWO BELTS. I'LL GIVE YOU TEN BUCKS. 260 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,908 NO? I'LL GIVE YOU $20. - NO. 261 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,822 - ISN'T IT TRADITIONAL TO HAGGLE AT A YARD SALE? 262 00:10:49,865 --> 00:10:51,085 - IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 263 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,956 - WOW. YOU'RE TOUGH. 264 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,307 CASH OKAY? 265 00:10:57,351 --> 00:10:59,745 ACTUALLY, I'M EVAN R. LAWSON. 266 00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:01,878 I'M CFO OF HANKMED. 267 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:02,836 DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD MAKE, 268 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,750 LIKE, A HANKMED WALLET FOR ME? 269 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,360 I JUST THINK IT WOULD LOOK REALLY COOL. 270 00:11:06,403 --> 00:11:07,971 IN FACT, MAYBE WE COULD HAVE COFFEE LATER 271 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:09,407 AND DISCUSS PRODUCT. 272 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,886 - WELL, I'D HAVE TO ASK MY HUSBAND. 273 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,498 - YEAH. COULD EVEN BE TEA IF YOU WANT. 274 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:14,934 QUALITY AND AFFORDABLE TEA. 275 00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:16,980 - EVERYTHING OKAY, HONEY? - FINE, HONEY. 276 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,981 THIS NICE MAN JUST BOUGHT A COUPLE OF MY BELTS 277 00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:20,809 AND WANTS TO TAKE ME OUT FOR TEA. 278 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:23,899 - THIS NICE MAN IS ALSO A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER 279 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,206 OF THE POLICE BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATION. 280 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,947 I'M ALSO A BELT AFICIONADO AND THE BROTHER 281 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,644 OF DR. HANK LAWSON, THE RENOWNED DOCTOR. 282 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,559 IN FACT, THERE HE IS. HANK! 283 00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:33,518 HEY, YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU OUT? 284 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,562 WONDERFUL TO MEET YOU, 285 00:11:34,605 --> 00:11:35,999 AND I'M LOVING 286 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,347 WHAT YOU GOT GOING WITH THE UNIFORM. 287 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,394 YOU WEAR IT REALLY WELL. 288 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,397 - I'VE HELPED ENOUGH FRIENDS WITH YARD SALES 289 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,312 TO KNOW THAT YOU ONLY DO IT 290 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,793 WHEN YOU'VE KNOWN SOMEONE WAY TOO LONG 291 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,143 OR YOU OWE THEM BIG TIME. 292 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:52,320 AND SINCE NEITHER IS THE CASE WITH US, 293 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,888 I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU. 294 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,846 - WELL, IT'S BEEN KIND OF FUN. 295 00:11:56,889 --> 00:11:59,022 LIKE AN ANTHROPOLOGICAL STUDY. 296 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:02,111 I MEAN, WHO KNEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD WATERBEDS? 297 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,071 - IN OUR ENTIRE MARRIAGE, THAT BED IS THE ONLY PLACE 298 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,289 WHERE CHARLIE AND I WERE EVER REALLY COMPATIBLE. 299 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,815 - HONESTLY, IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT RAJ AND I 300 00:12:08,857 --> 00:12:11,817 WILL BE DEALING WITH UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING. 301 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:14,951 BED. COMPATIBLE. 302 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:17,083 US. - WAIT. 303 00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:18,302 YOU MEAN, YOU AND RAJ HAVEN'T-- 304 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,302 - OUR CULTURE BELIEVES 305 00:12:19,346 --> 00:12:20,390 THAT A MAN AND A WOMAN 306 00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:21,523 DON'T CONSUMMATE THEIR UNION 307 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,524 UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING. 308 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:27,006 - WELL, I'M A BIG FAN OF TRADITION, 309 00:12:27,049 --> 00:12:30,313 BUT WHAT IF THE SEX ISN'T GREAT? 310 00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:31,967 OR EVEN GOOD? 311 00:12:32,011 --> 00:12:34,927 YOU NEED TO FIND THAT OUT BEFORE YOU MARRY RAJ. 312 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,543 - YOU KNOW, GIVEN HOW NEITHER HERE NOR THERE 313 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,153 YOU AND JILL HAVE BECOME, 314 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,111 I REALLY FEEL LIKE I WASN'T AS AWKWARD AROUND HER 315 00:12:45,154 --> 00:12:47,548 AS I THOUGHT I WOULD BE. - GOD, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 316 00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:50,116 - IT'S JUST YOU GUYS HAVE AN ANIMAL CHEMISTRY. 317 00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:52,075 YOU KNOW THAT? LIKE, IT'S PALPABLE. 318 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,163 YOU CAN SMELL IT. 319 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,294 - NO, THAT'S THOSE BELTS 320 00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:56,123 YOU BOUGHT. - [laughs] 321 00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:58,951 [police siren beeps] 322 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,039 WHAT'D YOU DO? 323 00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,128 - NOTHING. 324 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,043 - ARE YOU GOING THE SPEED LIMIT? 325 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,914 YEAH. - OH, MY GOD. 326 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:08,091 THAT'S A BUM RAP. 327 00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:09,788 OH, MY GOD. 328 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,659 IT'S THAT COP. - WHAT COP? 329 00:13:11,702 --> 00:13:13,052 - IT'S THE ONE WHO SAW ME WITH SHERRI. 330 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,619 - WHO'S SHERRI? - IT'S HIS WIFE. 331 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,317 IT WAS HANKMED BUSINESS. 332 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,753 - OKAY. 333 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,841 - HEY, OFFICER. - HI. 334 00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,321 - PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE CAR. 335 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,409 - OKAY, LOOK, IT WAS JUST TEA. 336 00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:23,759 I SWEAR TO GOD, 337 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:26,413 JUST TEA, MAN. - NOT YOU. 338 00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:28,981 - OKAY. - HIM? 339 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,028 - WALK TO THE SQUAD CAR. 340 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,488 I HAVE A RASH. 341 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,881 - A RASH? 342 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,101 OH. OKAY. 343 00:14:02,144 --> 00:14:05,018 WHERE? 344 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,149 - FOR MY SAKE, I HOPE YOU PRACTICE 345 00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:10,110 DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY. 346 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,676 - UH-HUH. 347 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,155 - IT STARTED DOWN THERE A COUPLE DAYS AGO, 348 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,941 AND IT SPREAD. IT'S JUST GETTING WORSE. 349 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,332 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE TO DO A BLOOD TEST. 350 00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:17,899 - NOT AT MY HOUSE, YOU WON'T. 351 00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,902 I DON'T WANT MY WIFE SEEING THIS. 352 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,121 I'VE KEPT IT FROM HER THE LAST COUPLE DAYS. 353 00:14:22,164 --> 00:14:23,210 I DON'T KEEP THINGS FROM HER. 354 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,038 - OKAY, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE 355 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,822 AN APPOINTMENT FOR YOU TO COME TO MY PLACE. 356 00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:46,494 - BLAKE, LOOK WHO'S HERE FOR YOUR FOLLOW-UP! 357 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,886 - HEY. 358 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,758 I TOTALLY FORGOT. 359 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,676 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 360 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,025 I'M GONNA HOLD YOUR SPOT FOR YOU. 361 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,076 - HAVE YOU NOTICED ANY PAIN OR SWELLING 362 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,947 IN YOUR LEGS? 363 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:07,210 - CRAZY SORENESS. 364 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,428 NOTHING THAT WOULDN'T COME 365 00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:10,256 FROM A FEW OF JAMIE'S YOGA CLASSES. 366 00:15:10,299 --> 00:15:11,649 I'M A YOGA NEWBIE. 367 00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:14,000 - WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN GREAT SHAPE. 368 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,217 - THANKS TO JAMIE. 369 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:16,740 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 370 00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:18,351 BEING IN LOVE IS THE BEST DIET. 371 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,875 I GAVE UP MEAT, WINE, CIGARETTES. 372 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,746 I FEEL GREAT. - EXCEPT FOR THE FACT 373 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,313 THAT YOU COULDN'T CATCH YOUR BREATH YESTERDAY 374 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,836 AND NEARLY COLLAPSED. 375 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,274 - I TOLD YOU. 376 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,144 I WAS TIRED AND A LITTLE OVEREXERTED. 377 00:15:29,188 --> 00:15:30,625 - IT MAY BE OVEREXERTION, 378 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,888 BUT THE SYMPTOMS YOU HAVE LINE UP WITH COCAINE 379 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,280 AND OTHER AMPHETAMINES. 380 00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:35,063 - HANK, I DON'T DO DRUGS. 381 00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:37,544 HAVE YOU BEEN USING 382 00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:40,113 ANY NEW CREAMS, SHAMPOOS, OR SOAPS? 383 00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:41,201 - IT'S A THING MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE TO ME. 384 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,028 IT KEEPS GUYS ATTRACTED TO YOU. 385 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,465 I HAD A REACTION, SO I STOPPED. 386 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,769 - A TOPICAL PHEROMONE? 387 00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:47,467 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS 388 00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:48,903 TO DATE A GUY WHO'S YOUNGER 389 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,732 AND HAS ZERO BODY FAT. 390 00:15:51,775 --> 00:15:55,432 - BLAKE, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 391 00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:59,959 - MAYBE I'VE TAKEN SOME DIET PILLS 392 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,135 TO KEEP MY ENERGY UP AND MY APPETITE DOWN. 393 00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:04,964 AND A SLEEP AID NOW AND THEN. 394 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,923 SOME ANTI-ANXIETY PILLS TWICE A DAY. 395 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,187 - DIVYA'S GONNA BRING YOU A HEART MONITOR. 396 00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:13,668 YOU'LL NEED TO WEAR IT FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS. 397 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,191 IT'LL LET US TRACK 398 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,236 YOUR HEART'S ACTIVITY. - 24 HOURS? 399 00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:18,106 - SO WE CAN MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE OKAY. 400 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,196 - IS THAT A PROBLEM? 401 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,241 - I GUESS NOT. 402 00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:24,852 - IT'S JUST WRONG. 403 00:16:24,895 --> 00:16:25,897 IT'S NOT-- 404 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,159 PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE 405 00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:28,899 TO BEND AROUND AND CHECK THEIR OWN BACKS 406 00:16:28,943 --> 00:16:30,640 FOR MOLES. IT'S UNNATURAL. 407 00:16:30,684 --> 00:16:31,990 IT'S--BLAGH. 408 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,993 OW. - HELLO. 409 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,259 - HE WAS ABOUT TO RENT A ROOM EARLIER. 410 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,390 HE TRIED TO USE YOUR NAME TO GET A LOWER RATE. 411 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,306 BUT THEN HE CHANGED HIS MIND AND LEFT. 412 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,828 THE SECURITY GUARD FOUND HIM. 413 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,221 I DON'T THINK HE'S BREATHING. 414 00:16:46,265 --> 00:16:47,484 - WHAT? 415 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,051 - I WAS GOING TO CALL THE POLICE, 416 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,269 BUT SINCE YOU'RE A DOCTOR. 417 00:16:50,312 --> 00:16:52,272 - DAD. - HEY! 418 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,663 - DAD! - HEY! 419 00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:54,883 - OH, MY GOD. 420 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,145 DAD! OH, MY GOD. 421 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,886 - HERE, GIVE ME THIS. 422 00:16:58,929 --> 00:17:01,323 - [gasps] 423 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,412 - OH, HO, HO, HO! 424 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,673 HO! HO! HO! - HE'S MOVING. 425 00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:07,068 - HO! IT'S A RENTAL! 426 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,984 - DAD, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. 427 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:12,335 - DEAD? HOW ABOUT SLEEPING? 428 00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:14,250 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A HEAVY SLEEPER. 429 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,338 - YEAH, WE PRACTICALLY TURNED THE CAR OVER, POPS. 430 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,906 - I TOOK AN AMBIEN. 431 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,517 I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY WOULD NOTICE. 432 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,953 IT'S NOT VERY EASY SLEEPING IN YOUR CAR. 433 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,868 - WHICH RAISES THE QUESTION, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 434 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,087 SLEEPING IN A CAR? 435 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,351 - WELL, I DIDN'T FEEL WELCOME 436 00:17:28,394 --> 00:17:29,526 AT YOUR PLACE. 437 00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:33,095 AND I MADE A PACT WITH MYSELF 438 00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:35,923 THAT I WOULDN'T SPEND ANOTHER DIME OF MY MONEY 439 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,969 UNTIL I PAID MY BOYS BACK. 440 00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:39,231 - AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? 441 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,884 DIDN'T YOU HAVE SOME BUSINESS 442 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,365 TO TEND TO? - YES, YES. 443 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,890 BUT I'M WAITING FOR THE REST OF THE MONEY TO ARRIVE. 444 00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:48,327 IT SHOULD BE HERE IN AN HOUR, TOMORROW AT THE LATEST. 445 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,112 - NO, NO, WHY ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 446 00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:52,461 - 'CAUSE I WANTED TO HAND IT TO YOU PERSONALLY. 447 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,161 BECAUSE THAT WORKED OUT SO WELL YESTERDAY. 448 00:17:55,203 --> 00:17:57,815 [chuckles] 449 00:17:57,858 --> 00:17:59,034 - ALL RIGHT, IF IT'S TOMORROW, 450 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,035 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TONIGHT? 451 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,210 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA SLEEP? 452 00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:02,211 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 453 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,211 I GOT AN OCEAN VIEW. 454 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,865 I'VE GOT A STEREO SYSTEM. 455 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,215 BECAUSE OF YOU, I GOT FRESH AIR. 456 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,133 - ONE MORE NIGHT. 457 00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:14,222 OKAY, BUT YOU SHOW UP AFTER BUSINESS HOURS. 458 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,313 AND WHEN I WAKE UP, I DON'T WANT MUFFINS OR COFFEE. 459 00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:19,054 I JUST WANT YOU GONE. 460 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,273 OKAY? FOR GOOD. 461 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,373 - SO, JOHN, I'M NOT SURE WHAT THIS RASH IS 462 00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:35,114 OR WHERE IT CAME FROM, 463 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,157 BUT WE'LL RUN A BATTERY OF TESTS 464 00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:37,942 TO NARROW IT DOWN. 465 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,988 BASED ON THE LOOK OF IT, I AM GOING TO TEST FOR AN STD. 466 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,121 - LET'S SAVE YOU THE TIME AND ME THE MONEY. 467 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,686 I DON'T CHEAT. 468 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:44,905 WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING, 469 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,994 I STRAYED ONCE. 470 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,997 SHERRI ALMOST LEFT ME. 471 00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:50,172 I SWORE I'D NEVER DO IT AGAIN. 472 00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:52,042 AND I HAVEN'T. 473 00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:53,306 I LOVE MY WIFE. 474 00:18:53,348 --> 00:18:56,961 [cell phone rings] 475 00:18:57,005 --> 00:19:01,009 - YEAH? - HEY. BAD TIME? 476 00:19:01,051 --> 00:19:02,836 - SORT OF. 477 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,752 - OKAY, I'LL BE QUICK. I'VE GOT A FAVOR TO ASK. 478 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,843 MY FRIEND SHERRI FROM THE YARD SALE, 479 00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:13,760 SHE HAS A RASH. 480 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,240 DOWN THERE. 481 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,329 YOU THINK YOU COULD STOP BY AND TAKE A LOOK? 482 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,941 - YEAH, SURE, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 483 00:19:19,983 --> 00:19:22,203 - OKAY, GREAT. THANKS. 484 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:25,642 - EVERYTHING OKAY? 485 00:19:25,685 --> 00:19:27,470 - [whispers nervously] YEAH. 486 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,872 - GUEST LIST IS DOWN TO 350. 487 00:19:37,914 --> 00:19:39,089 - INTIMATE AFFAIR. 488 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,482 - TALK TO YOUR MUM. 489 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:44,095 SHE'S INVITING EVERY BANDYOPADHYAY ON THE PLANET. 490 00:19:44,138 --> 00:19:46,358 I CLOSED WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHER, 491 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,883 WE HAVE A TASTING WITH THE CATERER, 492 00:19:48,925 --> 00:19:51,580 AND I'D LIKE FOR US TO TALK ABOUT, 493 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,714 UH, WELL... 494 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,282 OUR COMPATIBILITY. 495 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,240 - YOU WOULD? 496 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,634 ME TOO. 497 00:20:00,676 --> 00:20:02,679 - REALLY? 498 00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:06,465 - YES, I'VE BEEN GIVING IT A LOT OF THOUGHT. 499 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,076 - YOU HAVE? 500 00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:11,601 - I FEEL SIGNING A PRENUP IS GOOD FOR BOTH OF US. 501 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,255 AND OUR FAMILIES. 502 00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:15,125 - A PRENUP? 503 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,737 - I KNOW IT'S NOT THE MOST TRADITIONAL CUSTOM, 504 00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:20,087 BUT MORE AND MORE YOUNG COUPLES WE KNOW ARE DOING IT. 505 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,481 - I WAS ABOUT TO SUGGEST IT MYSELF. 506 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,657 - YOU WERE? 507 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,487 GOOD. I'LL HAVE MY LAWYER DRAW ONE UP RIGHT AWAY. 508 00:20:27,529 --> 00:20:31,098 - GOOD. 509 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,026 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. YOU NEED A HAND THERE? 510 00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,983 YOU OKAY? 511 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,637 - I'M SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION 512 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,640 KNOWN AS A COMPLETE LACK OF COORDINATION. 513 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,989 AND I'VE HAD IT SINCE BIRTH. 514 00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:53,469 - [laughs] 515 00:20:53,512 --> 00:20:54,904 I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND A TREATMENT FOR THAT. 516 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,211 IN THE MEANTIME, I NEED TO TAKE A LOOK 517 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,126 AT THE READOUTS FROM YOUR HEART MONITOR. 518 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,172 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WEARING IT. 519 00:21:01,215 --> 00:21:03,044 - YOU'VE SEEN ME DO YOGA. 520 00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:05,220 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LOOK ANY SILLIER THAN I ALREADY DO. 521 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,787 - LOOK, BLAKE, I KNOW THE MONITOR'S 522 00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:08,744 NOT THE MOST FASHION-FORWARD ACCESSORY, 523 00:21:08,788 --> 00:21:12,140 BUT I NEED YOU TO WEAR THE HALTER TO RULE OUT ARRHYTHMIA. 524 00:21:12,182 --> 00:21:14,750 - [sighs] 525 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:19,146 DOES IT BY ANY CHANCE COME IN SUN-KISSED YELLOW? 526 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:22,105 ALL RIGHT. 527 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:26,196 - I LOVE THIS KITCHEN. 528 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,374 - RIGHT? 529 00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:31,333 - I ALWAYS KNEW THAT YOU GUYS WOULD LAND ON YOUR FEET. 530 00:21:31,376 --> 00:21:32,769 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE LAWSONS DO. 531 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:33,901 - [laughs] 532 00:21:33,943 --> 00:21:35,163 I GOT TO SAY, RIGHT NOW, 533 00:21:35,205 --> 00:21:37,034 WE'RE FEELING A LITTLE ON OUR KNEES 534 00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:38,209 BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH OUR MONEY. 535 00:21:38,252 --> 00:21:39,558 - YEAH? - WHAT DID HAPPEN 536 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:40,690 WITH OUR MONEY BY THE WAY? 537 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:41,909 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 538 00:21:41,951 --> 00:21:44,302 - NO. - BLUESKY HAPPENED. 539 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:45,826 THE GREEN TECH COMPANY. 540 00:21:45,868 --> 00:21:47,609 DON'T YOU REMEMBER 541 00:21:47,653 --> 00:21:50,134 THE LOW-INTEREST, GUARANTEED GOVERNMENT LOANS, 542 00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:51,919 THE TAX CREDITS? 543 00:21:51,961 --> 00:21:53,615 ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU FORGOT? 544 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,183 - NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WENT 545 00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,228 INTO HANKMED'S BANK ACCOUNT 546 00:21:57,271 --> 00:21:58,621 AND CLEANED IT OUT. 547 00:21:58,664 --> 00:22:00,840 - EVAN, YOU GAVE ME THE PASSWORD. 548 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,711 - YEAH, FOR THE FIRST WIRE. 549 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,060 RIGHT? 550 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:05,061 YOU TOLD ME THE WINDOW WAS CLOSING. 551 00:22:05,105 --> 00:22:06,454 - AND IT DID. 552 00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,500 I GOT THE INSIDE WORD ON THEIR IPO. 553 00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,633 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT WAS ALL YOUR MONEY. 554 00:22:10,676 --> 00:22:12,505 I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME KIND OF INVESTMENT FUND. 555 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:14,070 - I'M PRETTY SURE I DIDN'T LEAVE OUT 556 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,724 THE "IT'S ALL OUR MONEY" PART. 557 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,291 - YEAH, WELL, NEVER MIND. 558 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,641 YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR MONEY BACK, DAY OR TWO. 559 00:22:18,684 --> 00:22:20,121 WEEK TOPS. 560 00:22:20,163 --> 00:22:22,297 - OKAY, SO FIRST IT WAS A FEW HOURS. 561 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,298 - MM-HMM. 562 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,211 - THEN IT WAS A DAY OR TWO. 563 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:25,734 - RIGHT. - NOW IT'S A WEEK? 564 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,172 - YEAH, I KNOW. MY COLLEAGUE LET ME DOWN. 565 00:22:28,215 --> 00:22:30,086 FFFT, I LIT INTO HIM. 566 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,349 TRUST ME. 567 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,743 - CAN I? - MM-HMM. 568 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:38,356 YES. 569 00:22:40,183 --> 00:22:42,317 - OKAY. - OKAY. 570 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,363 - OH, I GOT YOU SOMETHING. - YOU DID? 571 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,190 - MM-HMM. 572 00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:48,497 [imitates whip crack] 573 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:51,239 SEE. 574 00:22:51,281 --> 00:22:52,848 - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. - CHECK IT OUT. 575 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:54,415 - OH, YOU'VE GOT THE SAME ONE. - YEAH. 576 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,156 - HUH? WHAT IS THIS, ALLIGATOR? 577 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,202 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S AUTHENTIC, DEAD SOMETHING. 578 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:01,117 - WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 579 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,119 - IT'S MEATLOAF A LA LAWSON. 580 00:23:03,163 --> 00:23:05,731 IT'S OUR FAVORITE. REMEMBER? 581 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,298 - HELLO, HANK. 582 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:09,431 - HI. COULD YOU SMOKE THAT OUTSIDE? 583 00:23:09,474 --> 00:23:12,128 - MONTE CRISTO. THIS IS CUBANO. 584 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,218 THE REAL THING. WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? 585 00:23:14,261 --> 00:23:15,654 - IT WAS A GIFT FROM A PATIENT. 586 00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,265 - LISTEN. 587 00:23:17,307 --> 00:23:19,222 I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 588 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,398 - I LIVE HERE. 589 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,442 - CAN WE TALK FOR A MINUTE? 590 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,096 - LOVE TO. 591 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:25,838 WHAT YOU DID TO US BACK THEN 592 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:27,579 WAS GUTLESS AND PITIFUL. 593 00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:31,452 I GUESS THE UPSIDE IS, BY AGE 15, 594 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,846 I KNEW EXACTLY THE TYPE OF MAN 595 00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:34,151 I WOULD NEVER LET MYSELF BECOME. 596 00:23:34,194 --> 00:23:36,371 - I UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR LIFE WENT SOUTH 597 00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:39,068 WHEN MOM DIED, BUT SO DID MY LIFE. 598 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:40,809 SHE WAS MY LIFE. 599 00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:43,987 - YOU DIDN'T LEAVE WHEN MOM DIED. 600 00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:47,076 YOU TOOK OFF WHEN SHE GOT SICK. 601 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:49,471 YOU MISSED THE WORST PART. 602 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:54,737 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MISSED. 603 00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:01,701 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 604 00:24:01,743 --> 00:24:04,050 YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAY FOR DINNER? 605 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:06,923 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE GOT A LITTLE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO, 606 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,142 BUT I'M GONNA SEE YOU LATER. 607 00:24:08,184 --> 00:24:11,971 - OH, YEAH. - YEAH. 608 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,500 [refrigerator door slams] 609 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:29,468 - IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS. 610 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:30,730 PEOPLE CAN CHANGE. 611 00:24:30,772 --> 00:24:33,950 - EVAN... 612 00:24:33,993 --> 00:24:34,994 YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER THIS, 613 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,518 BUT AFTER HE TOOK OFF, 614 00:24:36,561 --> 00:24:39,302 YOU CRIED EVERY NIGHT FOR WEEKS. 615 00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:42,175 YOU'D FALL ASLEEP BY THE FRONT DOOR 616 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:44,307 JUST WAITING AND WAITING AND WAITING 617 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,006 FOR HIM TO COME WALKING IN. 618 00:24:46,048 --> 00:24:47,397 - IT'S 'CAUSE I LOVED HIM. 619 00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:49,356 YOU LOVED HIM. 620 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,271 YOU WORSHIPPED HIM. 621 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:53,578 AND HE LOVED US. 622 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:56,406 I DON'T CARE IF HE DID WHAT HE DID OR NOT. 623 00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:59,279 WHEN HE WAS THERE, HE WAS A GREAT FATHER. 624 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:02,457 I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD TO SAY NOW, 625 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,458 BUT YOU KNOW IT. 626 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:07,593 - FORGET WHAT HE DID TO US. 627 00:25:07,635 --> 00:25:09,333 THINK ABOUT WHAT HE DID TO MOM. 628 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,683 HOW COULD YOU EVER FORGIVE THAT? 629 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:13,903 - IT'S MESSED UP. - YEAH. 630 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,036 - HE MESSED UP REALLY BAD. - UH-HUH. 631 00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:17,603 - HORRIBLE, RIGHT? - RIGHT. 632 00:25:17,645 --> 00:25:20,387 - 20 YEARS AGO. 633 00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:22,128 AND NOW HE'S BACK. 634 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:23,217 HE'S IN OUR LIVES. 635 00:25:23,259 --> 00:25:24,784 OUR DAD. 636 00:25:24,826 --> 00:25:27,351 AND HE'S SORRY. 637 00:25:27,394 --> 00:25:28,917 YEAH, I FORGIVE HIM. 638 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,833 I DO. 639 00:25:30,876 --> 00:25:33,401 AT SOME POINT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM. 640 00:25:33,443 --> 00:25:36,230 - AT SOME POINT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REALIZE I WON'T. 641 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,509 - HELLO, OFFICER. 642 00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:56,076 I'M DIVYA KATDARE. 643 00:25:56,118 --> 00:25:58,469 I'M DR. LAWSON'S PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT. 644 00:25:58,512 --> 00:26:00,515 HE'LL BE RIGHT IN WITH YOUR TEST RESULTS. 645 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:03,257 - DR. LAWSON DIDN'T SAY ANYONE ELSE WOULD BE HERE. 646 00:26:03,299 --> 00:26:05,825 NO ONE ELSE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. 647 00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:08,827 - EVERYTHING BETWEEN US IS CONFIDENTIAL. 648 00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:11,134 - I BET IT IS. - BABY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 649 00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:12,657 - DON'T YOU BABY ME. 650 00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,181 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD FOR DAYS, 651 00:26:14,223 --> 00:26:15,574 SO I FOLLOWED YOU WHEN YOU LEFT FOR WORK, 652 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,880 ONLY YOU DIDN'T GO TO WORK. 653 00:26:17,923 --> 00:26:19,621 YOU'RE HERE WITH HER. 654 00:26:19,664 --> 00:26:21,928 - NO. NO. 655 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,451 NO, NO, NO, NO. 656 00:26:23,493 --> 00:26:25,713 I AM NOT-- NOT A HER. 657 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:26,976 - I'M NOT HERE WITH HER. 658 00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:28,064 I'M HERE BECAUSE-- 659 00:26:28,107 --> 00:26:30,458 WELL, BECAUSE, DOC. 660 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,067 TELL SHERRI IT'S NOTHING. 661 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,461 - DR. LAWSON, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 662 00:26:33,503 --> 00:26:34,767 - HOW DO YOU KNOW DR. LAWSON? 663 00:26:34,809 --> 00:26:36,420 - HOW DO YOU KNOW DR. LAWSON? 664 00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:38,814 - OKAY, AM I FREE TO TALK TO YOU BOTH 665 00:26:38,857 --> 00:26:41,948 ABOUT YOUR TEST RESULTS? 666 00:26:41,990 --> 00:26:44,211 - YEAH. - YEAH? 667 00:26:44,253 --> 00:26:47,823 OKAY, YOU BOTH HAVE RASHES, ALL RIGHT. 668 00:26:47,866 --> 00:26:49,651 AND WHEN INVESTIGATING A STRANGE RASH, 669 00:26:49,694 --> 00:26:52,306 WE TEST FOR VARIOUS DISEASES. 670 00:26:52,348 --> 00:26:55,569 IN THIS CASE, IT IS STANDARD TO TEST FOR SYPHILIS. 671 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,835 UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR TESTS CAME BACK POSITIVE. 672 00:26:59,878 --> 00:27:01,836 - SYPHILIS? - IT'S IMPORTANT 673 00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:03,751 THAT WE CONTACT ALL YOUR SEXUAL PARTNERS 674 00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:04,971 SO THEY CAN... 675 00:27:05,013 --> 00:27:06,580 - SEXUAL PARTNERS? 676 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,670 WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHILE I WAS IN TEXAS? 677 00:27:08,713 --> 00:27:11,280 - WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHILE YOU WERE IN TEXAS? 678 00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:13,544 I NEVER CHEAT ON YOU. - YOU ALREADY DID IT ONCE. 679 00:27:13,587 --> 00:27:15,634 AND YOU KEPT THIS RASH FROM ME, 680 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,940 SO WHO'S TO SAY WHAT ELSE YOU'RE KEEPING? 681 00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:23,031 - THERE MUST BE SOME OTHER WAY WE GOT THIS. 682 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:26,557 - I'M SORRY. I WISH I HAD BETTER NEWS. 683 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,221 - HEY. - HEY, HAVE I GOT 684 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:40,875 GOOD NEWS FOR YOU? - OH, MY GOD. 685 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,876 JUST BEING HERE IS GOOD NEWS. 686 00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:43,487 HOW DID YOU DO THIS? 687 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:44,705 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET TEE TIME FOR WEEKS. 688 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:45,837 - I KNOW A GUY. 689 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:47,403 NOW YOU SEE 690 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:49,450 THOSE TWO OLD-TIMERS ON THE FIRST TEE? 691 00:27:49,492 --> 00:27:50,885 - YEAH, WITH OUTFITS LIKE THAT, HOW COULD I MISS 'EM? 692 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,496 THE GUY'S WEARING KILT PANTS. 693 00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:54,019 - NO, NO, NO. ON THE GOLF COURSE, 694 00:27:54,063 --> 00:27:55,499 THE LOUDER THE CLOTHES, THE DEEPER THE POCKETS. 695 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:57,762 NOW, THE GUY WITH THE BELLY? 696 00:27:57,806 --> 00:28:00,634 HE RUNS A COMPANY CALLED WEDIAGNOSE.NET. 697 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,723 AND THE OTHER, THE WIRY ONE, 698 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,726 HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF A COMPANY THEY CALL, 699 00:28:04,769 --> 00:28:06,684 AND I KID YOU NOT, 700 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,295 CASH TECHNOLOGIES. 701 00:28:08,337 --> 00:28:10,731 - CASH TECHNOLOGIES? THAT IS INSPIRED. 702 00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,994 - ONE OF THEM'S GOT A CHRONIC BACK PROBLEM, 703 00:28:13,038 --> 00:28:14,431 AND THE OTHER ONE HAS A PROSTATE SO BIG, 704 00:28:14,474 --> 00:28:16,172 HE'S GOTTA SLEEP IN A WETSUIT. 705 00:28:16,215 --> 00:28:18,434 - TWO WHALES WAITING FOR THEIR AHAB. 706 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,567 - AND PRIME HANKMED CLIENTS, 707 00:28:20,611 --> 00:28:22,656 IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT. 708 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,790 - IF WE DO THIS TOGETHER, 709 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,096 WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU? 710 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:30,709 - I'M HELPING MY BOYS. 711 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,058 I OWE YOU THAT. 712 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:35,887 I OWE YOU SO MUCH MORE. 713 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:37,846 - OKAY. 714 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,673 ALL RIGHT. 715 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,632 ALL RIGHT, LET'S PLAY SOME GOLF. 716 00:28:41,675 --> 00:28:43,416 UH, ONE PROBLEM. 717 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:46,072 [whispering] UM, I SUCK AT GOLF. 718 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:47,769 - EXACTLY. 719 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,291 GET YOUR CLUBS. 720 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,998 - HEY. - OH, HEY. 721 00:28:59,040 --> 00:28:59,999 - WHAT'S ON THE MENU? 722 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,740 SMELLS LIKE-- 723 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,349 - WELL, IT'S GLUTEN-FREE VEGETARIAN CASSEROLE 724 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:04,612 WITH SOY BALLS ON THE SIDE. 725 00:29:04,654 --> 00:29:06,788 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE. 726 00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:09,095 I'M HERE TO TAKE OFF YOUR MONITOR. 727 00:29:09,137 --> 00:29:10,661 - OH, THANKS. 728 00:29:10,704 --> 00:29:13,359 IF MY TEACHERS ECOLE LE CORDON BLEU 729 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:14,752 SAW THIS, THEY'D KICK ME OUT, 730 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:16,015 IF I HADN'T HAVE QUIT ALREADY. 731 00:29:16,057 --> 00:29:17,798 I LIKE TO COOK WHEN I'M STRESSED. 732 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,670 - MM, I LIKE TO EAT WHEN I'M STRESSED. 733 00:29:19,713 --> 00:29:21,280 - I DO THAT TOO. 734 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:22,804 [cell phone chimes] - THERE YOU GO. 735 00:29:22,847 --> 00:29:25,111 - OH, I'M GETTING A TEXT FROM JAMIE. 736 00:29:25,153 --> 00:29:26,589 WOULD YOU MIND? 737 00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:28,330 - UH, SURE. 738 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:31,726 UH, "MY DEAREST BLAKE, 739 00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:33,858 "WHEN WE MET YOU WERE A BAKING STUDENT, 740 00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:36,122 "A CARNIVORE, AND A SMOKER, 741 00:29:36,164 --> 00:29:37,513 "THE YIN TO MY YANG. 742 00:29:37,557 --> 00:29:40,604 "NOW YOU'VE BECOME A YOGA AFICIONADO, 743 00:29:40,647 --> 00:29:42,301 "VEGAN, NON-SMOKER. 744 00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:44,565 "AS A RESULT, YOU'VE BECOME 745 00:29:44,607 --> 00:29:47,611 THE YANG TO MY YANG." 746 00:29:47,654 --> 00:29:49,830 - GO ON. 747 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,660 - "I FEEL TERRIBLE AND AM TRULY SORRY TO HAVE TO DO THIS, 748 00:29:52,702 --> 00:29:54,009 "BUT AS WE ALL KNOW, 749 00:29:54,052 --> 00:29:56,707 "TWO YANGS CAN NEVER SURVIVE TOGETHER. 750 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,491 "I WILL LOVE YOU ALWAYS, 751 00:29:58,535 --> 00:29:59,666 "JUST NOT THAT WAY. 752 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:01,103 NAMASTE." 753 00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:08,849 I AM SO SORRY. 754 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:11,721 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 755 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:16,596 JAMIE WAS MY ONE. 756 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,338 - I'M NOT SURE ANYONE WHO BREAKS UP IN A TEXT 757 00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:22,690 COULD EVER BE "THE ONE." 758 00:30:22,732 --> 00:30:26,476 - GUESS WHO ORDERED FINGER SANDWICHES. 759 00:30:26,519 --> 00:30:29,609 - [sniffling] 760 00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:30,740 - BLAKE. 761 00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:32,568 - TUTU. 762 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:36,050 [crying] 763 00:30:36,095 --> 00:30:37,923 HE BROKE UP WITH ME. 764 00:30:37,965 --> 00:30:40,708 - I SHOULD PROBABLY... 765 00:30:47,148 --> 00:30:49,891 - HEY, THANKS AGAIN FOR HELPING ME... 766 00:30:49,934 --> 00:30:50,892 AGAIN. 767 00:30:50,935 --> 00:30:52,459 [both laugh] 768 00:30:52,501 --> 00:30:55,722 - HEY, THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. 769 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:57,159 - OH. 770 00:30:57,202 --> 00:30:59,378 - FEEL GOOD GETTING RID OF ALL THIS STUFF? 771 00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:00,554 - YEAH. 772 00:31:00,596 --> 00:31:02,163 YEAH. 773 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,949 IT'S A LITTLE SCARY GETTING RID OF THE CLUTTER. 774 00:31:03,991 --> 00:31:09,867 AND THERE WAS A LOT OF CLUTTER. 775 00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,913 [bottle caps clatter] 776 00:31:15,394 --> 00:31:18,876 MM, SHERRI KICKED HIM OUT. 777 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,616 - HMM. 778 00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:22,836 - THEY WERE THE PERFECT COUPLE. 779 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:27,798 SO PERFECT, IT ALMOST BORDERED ON UNFAIR. 780 00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,844 IF THEY CAN'T MAKE IT, 781 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:32,802 WHAT CHANCE DO THE REST OF US HAVE? 782 00:31:32,846 --> 00:31:33,847 - WHICH IS WHY IT'S A GOOD THING 783 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,023 WE DECIDED TO JUST STAY FRIENDS. 784 00:31:36,067 --> 00:31:38,113 - YEAH. 785 00:31:38,156 --> 00:31:40,768 - YEAH, IT IS. 786 00:31:40,810 --> 00:31:41,769 BETTER THAT WAY. 787 00:31:41,811 --> 00:31:42,943 - SO MUCH BETTER. 788 00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,381 - YEAH. 789 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:02,833 [garage door opener whirring] 790 00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:12,973 [cell phone rings] 791 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,890 - HELLO? 792 00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:17,108 [garage door opener whirring] 793 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,284 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 794 00:32:18,326 --> 00:32:20,589 SLOW DOWN, MS. NEWBERG! 795 00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:21,982 NO, LISTEN, LISTEN, 796 00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:23,942 I'LL MEET YOU AT HAMPTONS HERITAGE. 797 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,421 NO, NO, NO. YOU HAVE TO LET THE EMTs 798 00:32:25,464 --> 00:32:26,682 TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL 799 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,032 IF SHE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK. 800 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:33,733 - WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT IS IT? 801 00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:35,170 - LOOKS LIKE A HEART ATTACK. 802 00:32:35,213 --> 00:32:37,128 WHY DIDN'T YOU LET THEM TAKE HER TO HAMPTONS HERITAGE? 803 00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:38,781 - SHE'S BAD ENOUGH HERE. 804 00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:40,219 I DON'T NEED THE HOSPITAL TO MAKE IT ANY WORSE. 805 00:32:40,261 --> 00:32:41,654 NO OFFENSE. - NONE TAKEN. 806 00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:42,916 - HANK? 807 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,309 - BLAKE, YOU ARE IN CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE, 808 00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:47,008 WHICH NEEDS IMMEDIATE ATTENTION IN A HOSPITAL. 809 00:32:47,051 --> 00:32:48,749 - HANK, JUST LET ME DIE. 810 00:32:48,791 --> 00:32:51,317 PLEASE. 811 00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:54,755 - ALL RIGHT, HAMPTONS HERITAGE IT IS. 812 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:56,147 - OKAY, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 813 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,279 EKG IS CONSISTENT WITH AN ANTERIOR WALL STEMI. 814 00:32:58,324 --> 00:32:59,454 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 815 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,108 WE'LL GO TO THE CATH LAB, 816 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:02,240 GET A BETTER LOOK AT HER CORONARY ARTERIES. 817 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:04,112 - WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT, BLAKE. 818 00:33:04,155 --> 00:33:05,679 - I'VE GOT THE MONITOR RESULTS. 819 00:33:05,721 --> 00:33:09,074 - I NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE LATEST LAB TESTS. 820 00:33:09,116 --> 00:33:12,163 - I'LL GET THAT FOR YOU. - GREAT. 821 00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:13,208 - HOW'S SHE DOING? 822 00:33:13,251 --> 00:33:14,513 - NOT GREAT. 823 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:19,213 - WHAT ACT OF GOD GOT MRS. NEWBERG 824 00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:21,564 TO SET FOOT IN THIS PLACE? - MOTHERHOOD. 825 00:33:21,607 --> 00:33:24,262 - HEY, GUYS, HERE WE GO. 826 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:27,701 - THAT'S ODD. 827 00:33:27,743 --> 00:33:30,355 BLAKE'S EARLIER RESULTS ARE COMPLETELY CLEAN. 828 00:33:30,398 --> 00:33:33,271 NO ABNORMAL ACTIVITY IN THE PAST 24 HOURS. 829 00:33:33,315 --> 00:33:35,361 - I MEAN, SHE SEEMED FINE WHEN I SAW HER EARLIER. 830 00:33:35,403 --> 00:33:36,362 PHYSICALLY, THAT IS. 831 00:33:36,404 --> 00:33:37,666 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 832 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,494 - WHILE I WAS THERE, JAMIE DUMPED HER... 833 00:33:39,538 --> 00:33:41,453 BY TEXT. 834 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,932 POOR THING WAS SO CRUSHED. 835 00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,718 - HOW CRUSHED? 836 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,848 - WELL, HEARTBROKEN. 837 00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:48,155 - TAKE ME TO THE CATH LAB. 838 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,593 - OKAY. 839 00:33:50,636 --> 00:33:54,118 - YOU AREN'T HAVING A HEART ATTACK. 840 00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:56,772 - I'M NOT? 841 00:33:56,817 --> 00:34:00,385 - UH, OKAY, YOU SEE THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEART? 842 00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:01,517 - UH-HUH. 843 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,997 - THERE'S APICAL BALLOONING 844 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,738 OF THE LEFT VENTRICLE, 845 00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:06,521 WHICH HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY WEAKENED BY STRESS. 846 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:09,699 YOU'RE EXPERIENCING TAKO-TSUBO SYNDROME. 847 00:34:09,742 --> 00:34:11,440 - TAKO WHAT? 848 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,702 - IT'S JAPANESE FOR AN OCTOPUS TRAP, 849 00:34:13,746 --> 00:34:16,880 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOUR HEART LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW. 850 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:19,666 IT'S USUALLY TRIGGERED BY DEEP EMOTIONAL STRESS. 851 00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:21,275 - THAT'S MY FAVORITE KIND. 852 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,885 - [laughs] 853 00:34:22,929 --> 00:34:25,106 - WHEN THE EPISODE HAPPENED AT MY PARTY, 854 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,456 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT TUTU LIKED JAMIE. 855 00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,458 AND THEN AT YOGA WHEN THE YOUNGER GIRLS 856 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,547 WERE FLIRTING WITH JAMIE, 857 00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:35,115 MY CHEST TIGHTENED. 858 00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:36,161 AND THEN THE TEXT. 859 00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:37,597 - TAKO-TSUBO IS ALSO KNOWN 860 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,251 AS BROKEN HEART SYNDROME. 861 00:34:39,293 --> 00:34:42,731 IT APPEARS JAMIE WASN'T GOOD FOR YOU OR YOUR HEART. 862 00:34:42,775 --> 00:34:45,039 - TUTU'S NEVER GONNA LET ME LIVE THIS ONE DOWN. 863 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:52,481 - I HAVE NO DESIRE TO GET MARRIED 864 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:54,396 WHILE PREPARING FOR A DIVORCE. 865 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,659 - I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SURE ABOUT US. 866 00:34:57,704 --> 00:34:59,184 - I WASN'T. 867 00:34:59,226 --> 00:35:00,836 I AM NOW. 868 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,751 BUT IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS, 869 00:35:02,795 --> 00:35:04,449 MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT. 870 00:35:04,492 --> 00:35:06,146 - YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO TALK 871 00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:07,713 ABOUT COMPATIBILITY. 872 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:11,717 - PHYSICAL COMPATIBILITY, RAJ. 873 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,719 - OH. 874 00:35:13,762 --> 00:35:15,547 OH! 875 00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:17,157 - OHH. 876 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,550 - BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO WAIT 877 00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:20,291 UNTIL AFTER OUR WEDDING. 878 00:35:20,335 --> 00:35:22,597 - I CHANGED MY MIND. 879 00:35:22,641 --> 00:35:25,514 - SO YOU NEVER WANTED A PRENUP. 880 00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:32,347 - ALL I WANT IS THIS. 881 00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:43,402 - LOOK, WE'VE RULED OUT 882 00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:44,706 EVERYTHING THAT WOULD GIVE A FALSE POSITIVE 883 00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:46,621 FROM THE FTA-ABS TEST. 884 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,407 - YOU THINK HE CHEATED ON HER. 885 00:35:48,449 --> 00:35:49,277 - MMM. 886 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,192 - I BELIEVE HIM, 887 00:35:51,235 --> 00:35:52,715 AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'S AN OFFICER OF THE LAW. 888 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:54,282 - I BELIEVE THE BLOOD TEST 889 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:55,675 THAT SHOWED THEY BOTH HAVE SYPHILIS. 890 00:35:55,717 --> 00:35:56,806 I MEAN, IF HE DID IT ONCE... 891 00:35:56,849 --> 00:35:58,373 - PEOPLE CAN CHANGE. 892 00:35:58,416 --> 00:36:00,331 - MAYBE, BUT, YOU KNOW, SOME GUYS HAVE TROUBLE 893 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:01,637 STAYING FOCUSED. LOOK AT JAMIE. 894 00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:04,291 AND WHILE I RESPECT YOUR FAITH IN HUMANKIND, 895 00:36:04,335 --> 00:36:07,034 WE'VE RULED OUT LUPUS, DIABETES MELLITUS, 896 00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:09,427 ALCOHOLIC CIRRHOSIS, VIRAL INFECTIONS. 897 00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:11,298 WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? 898 00:36:11,342 --> 00:36:14,041 - HANKMED IS OFFICIALLY BACK. 899 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:17,436 I JUST SIGNED TWO NEW SUPER-SIZED CLIENTS. 900 00:36:17,478 --> 00:36:18,740 SUPER-SIZED. 901 00:36:18,784 --> 00:36:20,351 WITH DAD'S HELP, BY THE WAY. 902 00:36:20,394 --> 00:36:22,266 - DAD'S HELP? 903 00:36:22,309 --> 00:36:23,963 - WHALES, HANK. LIKE, WHALES. 904 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:25,661 BIG WHALES. BIGGER THAN WHALES. 905 00:36:25,704 --> 00:36:27,445 WHAT'S BIGGER THAN A WHALE? - NOTHING. 906 00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:28,621 - WHALE IT IS. 907 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,362 CLOSED THEM ON A GOLF COURSE, NO LESS. 908 00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:32,494 - AH, EXPLAINS THE CADDYSHACKGET-UP. 909 00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:33,887 - HEY, THE LOUDER THE CLOTHES, 910 00:36:33,929 --> 00:36:35,018 THE DEEPER THE POCKETS. 911 00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:36,324 - WHICH EXPLAINS THAT REPTILE 912 00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:37,717 YOU HAVE TIED AROUND YOUR PANTS. 913 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,239 - THE REP-- THIS IS LIKE-- 914 00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:40,806 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS THING COST? 915 00:36:40,849 --> 00:36:42,286 - SOMEONE ISN'T PAYING YOU TO WEAR THAT? 916 00:36:42,329 --> 00:36:43,461 - I BOUGHT IT AT JILL'S YARD SALE. 917 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:44,985 HER NEIGHBOR MAKES THEM. 918 00:36:45,027 --> 00:36:47,335 - SHERRI? THE COP'S WIFE? - MM-HMM. 919 00:36:47,378 --> 00:36:49,119 - SHE TRIED TO SELL ME A PAIR 920 00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:50,382 OF THE MOST HIDEOUS SHOES 921 00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:51,992 MADE OUT OF THE HIDE OF SOME RODENT. 922 00:36:52,034 --> 00:36:54,559 HONESTLY, THEY LOOKED LIKE OVEN MITTS WITH HEELS. 923 00:36:54,603 --> 00:36:56,213 - DID SHE SAY WHAT THIS WAS MADE OF? 924 00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:58,867 - WHAT? LOOK, IF YOU'RE THINKING OF CALLING P.E.T.A., 925 00:36:58,911 --> 00:37:01,436 IT'S FREE-RANGE, IT'S ORGANIC, IT'S FINE. 926 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,003 - DID SHE MENTION ARMADILLO? 927 00:37:03,045 --> 00:37:05,527 - NO. WHAT ARE YOU T-- NO. 928 00:37:05,570 --> 00:37:07,007 THAT WOULD BE A FASHION FAUX PAS ANYWAY. 929 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:09,269 YOU CAN'T WEAR ARMADILLO AFTER MEMORIAL DAY... 930 00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:10,967 OR BEFORE. 931 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:14,056 SO EVER, REALLY. 932 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:15,668 - ON IT. 933 00:37:18,844 --> 00:37:21,586 - SHERRI, YESTERDAY YOU SAID YOU WENT TO TEXAS. 934 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,152 CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE DOING THERE? 935 00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:24,416 - MORE LIKE WHO SHE WAS DOING. 936 00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:27,461 - I WORK WITH A HIDE RANCH OUTSIDE OF AUSTIN. 937 00:37:27,505 --> 00:37:30,291 IT'S WHERE I GET THE MATERIALS FOR MY EXCLUSIVE LINE. 938 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,161 - ARE THERE ANY ARMADILLOS THERE? 939 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:35,295 - YES. I'M THE ONLY DESIGNER ON THE ENTIRE EAST COAST 940 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,297 SPECIALIZING IN ARMADILLO ACCESSORIES. 941 00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:38,864 IT'S MY SHTICK. 942 00:37:38,907 --> 00:37:40,387 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, UH, SCRATCHED 943 00:37:40,431 --> 00:37:42,824 OR BITTEN BY ONE OF THE ARMADILLOS? 944 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:45,436 - UM, JUST A LITTLE NICK. IT WAS NOTHING. 945 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,657 - OKAY. HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS. 946 00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:50,485 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE SYPHILIS. 947 00:37:50,528 --> 00:37:52,835 I HAVE TO RUN SOME FURTHER TESTS, 948 00:37:52,878 --> 00:37:54,619 BUT THERE IS A DISEASE THAT CAUSES A RASH, 949 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:56,317 LIKE YOU BOTH HAVE, 950 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,625 AND GIVES A FALSE POSITIVE ON SYPHILIS BLOOD TESTS. 951 00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:01,452 - SO THEN YOU DIDN'T... 952 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:04,630 - AND YOU DIDN'T. 953 00:38:04,672 --> 00:38:07,284 - WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVE IS CALLED HANSEN'S DISEASE, 954 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,851 AND THE ONLY SPECIES THAT CARRIES IT OTHER THAN US 955 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:11,550 IS ARMADILLOS. 956 00:38:11,592 --> 00:38:13,465 - A FEW WEEKS OF ANTIBIOTICS 957 00:38:13,507 --> 00:38:15,554 WILL CLEAR IT UP FOR THE BOTH OF YOU, 958 00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:19,601 THOUGH, LEGALLY, WE WILL HAVE TO NOTIFY COUNTY HEALTH. 959 00:38:19,644 --> 00:38:21,123 - YOU SAID IT WASN'T SERIOUS. 960 00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:23,170 - IT'S NOT, BUT HANSEN'S HAS BEEN KNOWN IN THE PAST 961 00:38:23,213 --> 00:38:24,563 BY A DIFFERENT NAME-- 962 00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:26,521 LEPROSY. - LEPROSY? 963 00:38:26,565 --> 00:38:27,695 - ARE YOU SURE WE DON'T HAVE SYPHILIS? 964 00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:30,045 - YES, AND DON'T WORRY. 965 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:31,873 YOU'RE NOT SO INFECTIOUS 966 00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:33,659 THAT YOU CAN'T RESUME YOUR NORMAL SOCIAL ACTIVITIES. 967 00:38:33,702 --> 00:38:35,356 IT'S JUST THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT 968 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,706 HAS DEFINED LEPROSY AS A REPORTABLE DISEASE. 969 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,621 - WELL, IF IT ISN'T THAT INFECTIOUS, 970 00:38:39,664 --> 00:38:41,231 THEN HOW DID WE GET IT? 971 00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:43,668 - PROLONGED SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT, 972 00:38:43,711 --> 00:38:44,974 SUCH AS A HUSBAND AND WIFE MIGHT HAVE 973 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:47,237 DURING INTIMATE MOMENTS. 974 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,675 - HANSEN'S IS COMPLETELY TREATABLE. 975 00:38:49,717 --> 00:38:51,197 YOU WILL BOTH BE FINE. 976 00:38:56,856 --> 00:39:01,599 WITH THE MEDICATIONS AND TALK THERAPY, 977 00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:02,818 YOU SHOULD RECOVER NICELY. 978 00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,385 - TALK THERAPY? 979 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:07,954 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE DOES THIS TO HERSELF. 980 00:39:07,996 --> 00:39:10,521 I MADE SURE SHE WAS RAISED BY THE BEST NANNIES. 981 00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:13,612 WELL, BESIDES MYSELF... 982 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:14,655 THAT CAME OUT WRONG. 983 00:39:14,699 --> 00:39:16,483 - NO, NO, LOOK, IT CAME OUT FINE. 984 00:39:16,527 --> 00:39:18,965 WITH TALK THERAPY, THERE ISN'T A RIGHT OR WRONG. 985 00:39:19,007 --> 00:39:20,748 - THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S WORKING? 986 00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:23,403 - WELL, HOPEFULLY, WHEN YOU FEEL BETTER. 987 00:39:23,447 --> 00:39:25,927 ALONG WITH THE DIURETICS AND MILD TRANQUILIZERS. 988 00:39:25,972 --> 00:39:28,496 BLAKE, LOOK, I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF STRESS 989 00:39:28,539 --> 00:39:30,237 IN FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON, 990 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,021 BUT YOU GOTTA FIND A WAY TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF. 991 00:39:33,065 --> 00:39:34,632 - I TRY, BUT EVERY TIME I DO, 992 00:39:34,675 --> 00:39:36,199 TUTU PUTS IT BACK ON. 993 00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:37,548 - I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPY. 994 00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:39,202 - MS. NEWBERG, 995 00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:41,509 MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT BLAKE A LITTLE LESS. 996 00:39:41,552 --> 00:39:43,597 IT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR BOTH OF YOU. 997 00:39:43,641 --> 00:39:46,166 - I JUST WANT MY BABY TO BE OKAY. 998 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:48,297 - I AM, TUTU. THANK YOU. 999 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:51,650 - YOU MAY NOT BE MY FLESH AND BLOOD, 1000 00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:52,954 BUT YOU'RE MORE. 1001 00:39:52,998 --> 00:39:54,608 YOU'RE MY HEART. 1002 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:09,101 - WE'VE TALKED A LOT ABOUT HANSEN'S DISEASE. 1003 00:40:09,144 --> 00:40:12,800 IN THE OLDEN AND NOT-SO-OLDEN DAYS, 1004 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,891 MISINFORMATION LED TO A TRAGIC STIGMA 1005 00:40:15,934 --> 00:40:19,329 OF LEPROSY. 1006 00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:21,635 BUT IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE 1007 00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:24,117 HAS BEEN TOUCHED BY HANSEN'S DISEASE... 1008 00:40:24,159 --> 00:40:25,510 - WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR NEWBERG. 1009 00:40:25,552 --> 00:40:26,771 - HOLD ON ONE SEC. JUST WATCH THIS. 1010 00:40:26,815 --> 00:40:28,643 - SO THIS IS EVAN R. LAWSON, 1011 00:40:28,686 --> 00:40:30,688 CFO OF HANKMED, SAYING 1012 00:40:30,731 --> 00:40:32,516 JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE LEPROSY 1013 00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:37,695 DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE A LEPER. 1014 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:40,219 - I'M AFRAID TO ASK. 1015 00:40:40,262 --> 00:40:41,742 - ONE OF THE WHALES I BEACHED, 1016 00:40:41,786 --> 00:40:43,657 HE OWNS, I MEAN, AMONGST A MILLION OTHER THINGS 1017 00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:46,052 THIS SITE CALLED WEDIAGNOSE.NET. 1018 00:40:46,094 --> 00:40:48,793 IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT SUBLIMINAL MARKETING CROSSOVER. 1019 00:40:48,836 --> 00:40:50,012 - YOU REALLY SHOULD LOOK THAT UP. 1020 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:51,318 - WHAT, SUBLIMINAL? 1021 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,538 OH, AND THIS IS PROBABLY 1022 00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:55,539 HIS SIGNED RETAINER AGREEMENT 1023 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:56,670 AND A CHECK. 1024 00:40:56,715 --> 00:40:58,019 THERE'S A CHECK, 1025 00:40:58,063 --> 00:41:00,980 BUT IT'S NOT FROM THE WHALE. 1026 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,855 DAD PAID US BACK. 1027 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:10,076 EVERY PENNY. 1028 00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:12,556 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO CONSISTENTLY WRONG? 1029 00:41:12,599 --> 00:41:13,688 - IN THIS CASE, 1030 00:41:13,731 --> 00:41:16,996 I'M NOT SO SURE HOW IT FEELS. 1031 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:18,824 AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO TAPE EDDIE'S CHECK 1032 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,041 OVER OUR CASH REGISTER, 1033 00:41:20,085 --> 00:41:21,608 I GUESS YOU SHOULD DEPOSIT IT, 1034 00:41:21,652 --> 00:41:23,610 AFTER OUR THANK YOU LUNCH WITH NEWBERG. 1035 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:28,355 - JUST BE NICE TO BLAKE, ALL RIGHT? 1036 00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:30,661 WHEN YOU SAVED NEWBERG'S DOG, WE GOT A TESLA. 1037 00:41:30,704 --> 00:41:32,577 YOU JUST SAVED HER STEP-DAUGHTER. 1038 00:41:32,619 --> 00:41:34,447 THAT MEANS WE'RE GONNA GET, LIKE, AN INFINITY POOL 1039 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,579 OR A HELICOPTER OR, LIKE, A... 1040 00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:36,929 NO, A G-5. WE'RE GETTING A G-5. 1041 00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:38,539 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 1042 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,322 SO YOU TAKE THE GIRL, I'LL TAKE THE JET. 1043 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:42,150 - I DON'T WANT THE GIRL. - I'LL TAKE THEM BOTH THEN. 1044 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,545 - HANK? PERFECT TIMING. 1045 00:41:44,588 --> 00:41:46,764 LUNCH IS JUST BEING PUT OUT. 1046 00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:48,244 - ALLOW ME. 1047 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:50,768 - OH. BLAKE CALLED THIS MORNING FROM LYON. 1048 00:41:50,811 --> 00:41:53,467 SHE DECIDED TO GO BACK AND FINISH COOKING SCHOOL. 1049 00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:55,425 SHE SOUNDS SO HAPPY. 1050 00:41:55,469 --> 00:41:57,471 THERE'S NO GREATER JOY 1051 00:41:57,514 --> 00:41:58,907 THAN SEEING YOUR CHILD HAPPY. 1052 00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:00,429 EVERY PARENT DESERVES THAT. 1053 00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:03,824 AND, HANK, I'VE GOTTA SAY THANK YOU. 1054 00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:05,565 YOUR ADVICE WAS VERY MEANINGFUL. 1055 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:06,567 - MY ADVICE? 1056 00:42:06,610 --> 00:42:07,568 - WELL, AFTER WE SPOKE, 1057 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,483 I DECIDED TO FORGET ABOUT BLAKE 1058 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,485 AND HER LOVE LIFE AND FOCUS A LITTLE BIT MORE ON MINE. 1059 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,574 SO IN THE LAST THREE DAYS, 1060 00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,489 I FOUND THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN. 1061 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,320 - HELLO, BOYS. 1062 00:42:20,362 --> 00:42:23,365 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com