1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:02,653 - PREVIOUSLY ON ROYAL PAINS... 2 00:00:02,698 --> 00:00:04,046 - YOU LET A BILLIONAIRE HOSPITAL TRUSTEE DIE 3 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,613 TO SAVE SOME KID OFF THE STREET. 4 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:07,528 - I MADE A JUDGMENT CALL. - YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 5 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:09,051 - THIS TRIP IS GONNA GET YOU BACK ON YOUR FEET. 6 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,054 - WHAT TRIP? - TO THE HAMPTONS! 7 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,012 - STAY IN MY GUEST COTTAGE FOR THE SUMMER. 8 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:15,189 - THIS THING YOU HAVE, IT'S GENETIC. 9 00:00:15,231 --> 00:00:16,841 - QUITE FATAL. 10 00:00:16,885 --> 00:00:17,843 - I'D LIKE TO START MAKING SOME CALLS. 11 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,236 DR. MARISA CASSERAS. 12 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,455 - YOU DON'T WANT YOUR DAD TO SEE HOW FAR YOU'VE COME? 13 00:00:21,498 --> 00:00:23,849 - WHEN MY MOM GOT SICK, HE JUST WALKED OUT ON US. 14 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:26,068 WHAT YOU DID WAS GUTLESS AND PITIFUL. 15 00:00:26,112 --> 00:00:28,679 - IN THE LAST THREE DAYS I FOUND THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN. 16 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:31,030 - HI, BOYS. 17 00:00:38,646 --> 00:00:41,170 - YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THE NEW SCRIPT. 18 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:43,826 WE'VE REALLY DIMENSIONALIZED YOUR CHARACTER. 19 00:00:43,868 --> 00:00:45,219 FLESHED OUT HIS BACKSTORY, GIVEN HIM A GIRLFRIEND. 20 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,090 - I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 21 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,439 - BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. IT'S TIMELESS. 22 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,094 - I'M GUESSING I'M NOT THE BEAUTY. 23 00:00:51,137 --> 00:00:52,747 - [chuckles] PLUS, THE GIRLFRIEND WILL 24 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:55,054 REALLY SHORE UP OUR FEMALE DEMOGRAPHICS. 25 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,143 - BUT I LIVE IN A LANDFILL. - USED TO. 26 00:00:57,186 --> 00:00:58,274 NOW YOU LIVE IN MIAMI. 27 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:00,103 THIS ISN'T THE MINOR LEAGUES ANYMORE. 28 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:07,676 - IT SOUNDS GREAT, BUT I'D LIKE TO RUN IT BY FAITH. 29 00:01:07,718 --> 00:01:09,721 - HI. I AM SO SORRY I'M LATE. 30 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,593 I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT. 31 00:01:11,635 --> 00:01:12,984 OH, IS THAT THE SHOOTING SCRIPT? 32 00:01:13,028 --> 00:01:14,117 - HOT OFF THE PRESSES. 33 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,771 - I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. - IN A LANDFILL? 34 00:01:16,814 --> 00:01:18,817 - MIAMI. 35 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,079 - YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS. 36 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:23,126 - WE'LL SEE WHEN I READ THE SCRIPT. 37 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,692 - [chuckles] 38 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,173 SO HOW LONG WILL YOU BE IN THE HAMPTONS? 39 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:27,347 - A WEEK. 40 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:29,132 - OH, THEN YOU MUST COME TO A PARTY 41 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:32,091 THAT I'M HAVING ON SATURDAY. 42 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,353 - WE'D LOVE TO. 43 00:01:33,396 --> 00:01:34,920 - OH, GREAT! THIS IS SO EXCITING. 44 00:01:34,963 --> 00:01:37,966 IT'S MY SON BOWEN'S BIRTHDAY-- HE'LL BE 11. 45 00:01:38,009 --> 00:01:39,447 HE IS YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 46 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,188 - TERRIFIC. 47 00:01:41,230 --> 00:01:44,320 - UH, OKAY, WELL, I'LL LET YOU TWO 48 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,280 TAKE CARE OF THE BUSINESS STUFF. 49 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:48,412 - OH, DONALD, A QUESTION. 50 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,240 DO YOU TRAVEL WITH YOUR COSTUME? 51 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:54,375 BECAUSE I'D LOVE IT IF YOU COULD COME IN CHARACTER. 52 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,811 - SURE. LOVE TO. 53 00:01:55,853 --> 00:01:58,161 - OH, FANTASTIC. 54 00:01:58,204 --> 00:02:01,295 THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 55 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:07,213 [police siren burst] 56 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,259 [siren burst] 57 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,098 - LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE. 58 00:02:29,931 --> 00:02:30,889 I SAW YOU WEAVING WHILE YOU WERE PULLING OUT 59 00:02:30,932 --> 00:02:32,151 OF THE RESTAURANT PARKING LOT. 60 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,675 YOU HAVE ANY DRINKS WHILE YOU WERE IN THERE? 61 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,937 - JUST DIET COLA. 62 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,682 - YOU WANT TO STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE FOR A SECOND? 63 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:44,033 [warning bell dinging] 64 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:55,131 AND, UM... STEP OVER TO THE CURB. 65 00:03:01,528 --> 00:03:04,096 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A FIELD SOBRIETY TEST. 66 00:03:04,139 --> 00:03:05,575 WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO DO IS TAKE 67 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,664 NINE HEEL-TO-TOE STEPS TOWARDS ME. 68 00:03:11,407 --> 00:03:13,409 ALL RIGHT, SIR, I WANT YOU TO STOP. 69 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:14,716 - MY LEGS. 70 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,501 - SIR, I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN! 71 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:20,764 [electricity crackles] 72 00:03:24,681 --> 00:03:28,382 - I HATE HAVING TO HITCH A RIDE. 73 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,210 - WHY ARE YOU HAVING LUNCH WITH NEWBERG ANYWAY? 74 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,907 - LOOK, IF EDDIE'S GONNA BE AROUND 75 00:03:31,949 --> 00:03:33,343 AND GET TANGLED IN OUR LIVES, 76 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:36,346 I CAN'T CONTROL IT, BUT I CAN WARN HER. 77 00:03:36,389 --> 00:03:38,260 - SO YOU'RE CHOOSING OUR CLIENT OVER OUR DAD? 78 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,914 - EXACTLY. 79 00:03:39,957 --> 00:03:42,264 - I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. 80 00:03:42,308 --> 00:03:45,224 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 81 00:03:47,313 --> 00:03:48,924 - YEAH, I NEED BACKUP. 82 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:50,752 WHOA! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 83 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,406 - HE'S SUFFOCATING. - HE'S A DOCTOR. 84 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,234 - LOOK, YOU HAVE TO UNCUFF HIM NOW. 85 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,843 - NO, I'M NOT LETTING MONGO LOOSE. 86 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,366 - LOOK, HE'S GOT POSITIONAL ASPHYXIA. 87 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,759 THE ONLY THING HE'S TRYING TO GET AT IS SOME OXYGEN. 88 00:03:58,802 --> 00:04:01,893 PLEASE. 89 00:04:03,938 --> 00:04:06,288 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. I GOT YOU. 90 00:04:06,332 --> 00:04:08,377 EVAN, HELP ME ROLL HIM OVER NOW. 91 00:04:08,421 --> 00:04:10,293 LET'S GO. 92 00:04:10,336 --> 00:04:12,207 THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. 93 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,384 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE GARBAGE COLLECTOR! 94 00:04:14,427 --> 00:04:15,384 - DEEP BREATHS. DEEP BREATHS. 95 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:16,951 - THAT'S THE GARBAGE COLLECTOR. 96 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,519 OH, MY GOD! - LET'S GET HIM UP. 97 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:21,173 LET'S GET HIM UP. - HOW? 98 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:24,220 - [grunting] 99 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,526 OH, BOY. OH, BOY! 100 00:04:26,569 --> 00:04:28,790 THERE YOU GO. ARE YOU OKAY? 101 00:04:28,832 --> 00:04:30,225 - [breathes deeply] 102 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:33,403 - THAT'S IT. SLOW, DEEP BREATHS. 103 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:36,927 - OH, MY GOD, I'M A HUMONGOUS FAN OF YOURS. 104 00:04:36,971 --> 00:04:38,365 HUMONGOUS--FOREVER. 105 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,715 LIKE, I'VE SEEN EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOVIES. 106 00:04:40,757 --> 00:04:42,369 I READ THE INTERVIEW WITH FANGORIALAST MONTH--EPIC! 107 00:04:42,411 --> 00:04:43,673 - YOU WANT A PICTURE, DON'T YOU? 108 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:44,762 - I WOULD LOVE-- WELL, I MEAN, 109 00:04:44,805 --> 00:04:46,329 YEAH, I WOULD LOVE A PICTURE. 110 00:04:46,372 --> 00:04:48,766 - ALL RIGHT. 111 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,942 - OH, MY GOD. 112 00:04:50,985 --> 00:04:52,552 OKAY, HERE YOU GO. - NO. 113 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:55,033 - JUST PLE-- ALL RIGHT. 114 00:04:55,076 --> 00:04:56,252 "CHEESE" ON THREE. 115 00:04:56,295 --> 00:05:00,473 ONE, TWO, THREE... CHEESE! 116 00:05:00,516 --> 00:05:03,346 [The Blue Van's Independence] 117 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:05,305 ♪ 118 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:08,916 - ♪ MY INDEPENDENCE WENT AWAY 119 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:13,574 ♪ I DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN IT SAID ♪ 120 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:16,490 ♪ RELY ON YOURSELF 121 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:19,144 ♪ TRUSTING SOMEONE ELSE 122 00:05:19,187 --> 00:05:24,149 ♪ IS A PATH FOR THE SILENT GHOST ♪ 123 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,242 - GARBAGE COLLECTOR I COST, LIKE WHAT-- 124 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:31,461 LIKE 100 GRAND? 125 00:05:31,504 --> 00:05:34,855 IT GROSSED $80 MILLION. 80 MILLION! 126 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:35,944 YOU MUST HAVE MADE A KILLING OFF THAT, RIGHT? 127 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,598 - EVAN, WOULD YOU PLEASE... - WHAT? 128 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:39,817 - I GOT PAID $700 FOR THREE DAYS' WORK. 129 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:42,036 - WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS? 130 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:44,430 - I DIDN'T HAVE ANY LINES IN THE FIRST ONE. 131 00:05:44,473 --> 00:05:45,867 I MEAN, I WASN'T COMPLAINING. 132 00:05:45,909 --> 00:05:47,259 IT WAS BETTER THAN BEING A BODYGUARD. 133 00:05:47,302 --> 00:05:48,303 - ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S BODYGUARD. 134 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,783 RIGHT? ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER? 135 00:05:49,826 --> 00:05:51,088 - RIGHT. - THAT'S SO COOL. 136 00:05:51,132 --> 00:05:52,742 BY THE WAY, GARBAGE COLLECTOR IV, 137 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,831 THE LAST ONE-- BY FAR THE BEST ONE--BY FAR. 138 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:57,312 IT MADE GARBAGE COLLECTOR III LOOK LIKE GARBAGE COLLECTOR I. 139 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,055 - WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 140 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,360 - HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU, DOC? 141 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,362 [camera clicks] 142 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,798 - I THINK WE CAN CALL IT EVEN. 143 00:06:04,841 --> 00:06:07,149 - [chuckles] 144 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,375 - MM... 145 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,420 I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT CAKE, HANK. 146 00:06:18,464 --> 00:06:20,553 I SHOULD HAVE JUST APPLIED IT DIRECTLY TO MY THIGHS. 147 00:06:20,596 --> 00:06:21,555 - [chuckles] 148 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:25,341 OKAY... 149 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:26,821 SO THIS IS, UH... 150 00:06:26,863 --> 00:06:28,125 THIS IS A LITTLE AWKWARD FOR ME. 151 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,911 - HANK, I'M NOT TRYING TO REPLACE YOUR MOTHER. 152 00:06:30,954 --> 00:06:32,783 - WHAT? NO, THAT'S-- 153 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,829 YOUR FATHER IS A WONDERFUL MAN, 154 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,744 BUT WE'RE JUST DATING. 155 00:06:36,786 --> 00:06:39,355 THOUGH HE IS HARD TO RESIST. 156 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,834 DID YOU KNOW HE'S BRINGING SEXY BACK? 157 00:06:40,877 --> 00:06:43,750 - I WASN'T AWARE IT HAD LEFT. 158 00:06:43,793 --> 00:06:45,187 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW-- - HE'S NOT AFTER MY MONEY, 159 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,057 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT. 160 00:06:47,101 --> 00:06:48,363 - WELL, I-- 161 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,800 - HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL PROBLEMS. 162 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,324 HOW HE BORROWED MONEY FROM YOU, 163 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:54,151 AND HE WAS EMBARRASSED WHEN HE PAID YOU BACK LATE. 164 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:56,807 - HE TOLD YOU ALL THAT? - WE HAVE NO SECRETS, HANK. 165 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,810 WELL, MAYBE I KEPT ONE OR TWO. 166 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,422 - YEAH, HE MAY HAVE ALSO. 167 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,947 - YOU KNOW WHAT? MY LAST NAME IS RESERVED. 168 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,862 - WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME A SECOND? 169 00:07:07,904 --> 00:07:09,863 - I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN MAKE IT CLEARER. 170 00:07:09,906 --> 00:07:12,649 THAT TABLE IS RESERVED FOR SOMEONE ELSE. 171 00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:14,302 - YES. AND LET ME MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR. 172 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:16,130 I DON'T GET THAT TABLE, I'M TALKING TO YOUR MANAGER. 173 00:07:16,173 --> 00:07:18,654 - UH, IS EVERYTHING OKAY HERE? 174 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,875 - YEAH. HI, HANK. - HI. 175 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,702 - I HEARD YOU WERE HAVING LUNCH OVER HERE, 176 00:07:22,745 --> 00:07:24,747 AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I WOULD JOIN YOU FOR COFFEE. 177 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:27,011 I WAS ASKING FOR AN EXTRA CHAIR. 178 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:29,709 - I'VE GOT A BUSY DAY. I'M GONNA GET GOING. 179 00:07:29,752 --> 00:07:31,538 THANKS FOR MEETING ME, MS. NEWBERG. 180 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:34,975 SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. 181 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,459 - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT? 182 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:42,112 - I WANT TO SEND THIS TO A LAB IN THE CITY 183 00:07:42,156 --> 00:07:44,332 TO LOOK FOR NEWLY IDENTIFIED GENE MUTATIONS 184 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:46,074 THAT COULD BE PERTINENT TO YOUR SITUATION. 185 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,076 - AND IF THEY FIND THEM? 186 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:49,990 - WELL, THEN, WE'LL KNOW WHICH DIRECTION TO HEAD IN. 187 00:07:50,033 --> 00:07:52,167 THERE ARE A NUMBER OF PLACES DOING GOOD WORK IN THIS AREA. 188 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:54,951 OPEN UP, PLEASE. 189 00:07:54,995 --> 00:07:57,172 U.C. SAN DIEGO, BERLIN, BUENOS AIRES. 190 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:59,653 - HOW STRANGELY REFRESHING. 191 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:02,829 - THERE'S ONE STUDY BY YOUR RESEARCH CONTACT IN CUBA, 192 00:08:02,872 --> 00:08:05,223 DR. CASSERAS, THAT SEEMS PARTICULARLY PROMISING. 193 00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:06,790 BUT I'VE HAD A DIFFICULT TIME REACHING HER. 194 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,879 - YES. 195 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:11,533 - OKAY, WELL, I'LL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS I HEAR BACK. 196 00:08:11,577 --> 00:08:14,449 - ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, HANK. 197 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,970 [knock on door] 198 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,537 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HIM. 199 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,886 THAT'S CRAZY, HE'S AT MY HOUSE. OKAY, TRY NOT TO GUSH. 200 00:08:59,929 --> 00:09:01,409 - UH, I DON'T THINK I WILL. 201 00:09:01,452 --> 00:09:04,979 - I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF. 202 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:08,548 THIS IS AWESOME. THIS IS AWESOME. 203 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,114 - HI. 204 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:11,942 - HELLO. 205 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,116 - JUST AS YOU DESCRIBED. 206 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,640 - UH, EVAN R. LAWSON. 207 00:09:14,683 --> 00:09:16,206 I'M THE CFO OF HANKMED, LLC. 208 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,905 - OH. FAITH N. GREEN, ESQUIRE. 209 00:09:18,948 --> 00:09:20,428 CEO OF GARBAGE COLLECTOR PRODUCTIONS, LLP. 210 00:09:20,471 --> 00:09:23,039 - WOW. WELCOME. 211 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,041 - I BELIEVE YOU'VE MET DONALD? 212 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:24,955 - YES, WE HAVE MET. 213 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,347 HELLO, SIR. HOW ARE YOU? 214 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:28,437 - HOW YOU DOING, MAN? - WELCOME. 215 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:33,094 - HEY, DONALD, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 216 00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:35,096 - HEY, DOC. 217 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:38,577 - THIS IS DIVYA KATDARE, MY PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT. 218 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,317 - MA'AM. - SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 219 00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:42,058 - WELL, HIS KNEES AND LOWER LEGS HAVE BEEN FEELING WEAK, 220 00:09:42,102 --> 00:09:44,365 HE GETS A TINGLY FEELING IN HIS FEET, 221 00:09:44,408 --> 00:09:45,975 AND HIS BALANCE IS OCCASIONALLY OFF. 222 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,586 I'LL SHUT UP NOW. 223 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,850 - HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? 224 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,415 - TWO TO THREE MONTHS, GIVE OR TAKE. 225 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:52,461 I MEAN, IT COMES AND GOES. 226 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:53,592 - YEAH. THANK GOD HE HAS 227 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,245 AN INSURANCE PHYSICAL IN TWO WEEKS, 228 00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:58,249 OTHERWISE HE'D NEVER AGREE TO SEE A DOCTOR. 229 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,600 THAT'S ABSOLUTELY THE LAST THING I'LL SAY. 230 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,904 - FAITH, WHY DON'T YOU AND I STEP OUTSIDE FOR A SEC? 231 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:03,690 - SURE. - JUST FOR A SEC. 232 00:10:03,732 --> 00:10:04,995 - I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 233 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,996 WHY DON'T YOU COME INTO MY OFFICE. 234 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,177 - WHOA. 235 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,222 HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 236 00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:16,441 OKAY? I PROMISE YOU. 237 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,095 HE'S IN REALLY GOOD HANDS WITH MY BROTHER. 238 00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:21,663 - THANKS. GOD. THERE'S JUST SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 239 00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:24,274 HE'S UNDER SUCH STRESS. WE BOTH ARE. 240 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:26,364 - WELL, THE HAMPTONS IS A PRETTY GOOD PLACE 241 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,495 TO REDUCE STRESS. 242 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:28,845 - IS IT? I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE. 243 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,412 - REALLY? 244 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:34,459 - MAYBE YOU'D BE WILLING TO SHOW ME THE SIGHTS. 245 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,504 - WILLING AND ABLE. 246 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:39,639 - GREAT. I MEAN, IF MY BROTHER'S OKAY, 247 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:40,988 AND OUR SCHEDULE IS CLEAR. - WHAT'S THAT? 248 00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:43,860 - DONALD IS MY BIG BROTHER. 249 00:10:43,903 --> 00:10:46,254 YOU KNEW THAT, RIGHT? 250 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,255 - I HOPE YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME. 251 00:10:48,298 --> 00:10:51,562 BECAUSE, SHORT OF A WHITE SNAKE REUNION, 252 00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:53,390 THAT MIGHT BE THE MOST FRIGHTENING NEWS 253 00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:54,783 I'VE EVER HEARD. 254 00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:56,480 - OH. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - YEAH. 255 00:10:56,524 --> 00:10:57,394 THEY JUST RAN SOME TESTS. 256 00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:58,440 - YEAH, I'LL LET YOU KNOW 257 00:10:58,482 --> 00:10:59,571 AS SOON AS WE HAVE THE RESULTS. 258 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:00,876 IN THE MEANTIME, NO MAYHEM, 259 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:03,793 NO KILLING BAD GUYS OR WHATEVER. 260 00:11:03,836 --> 00:11:06,100 - NO, WE HAVE NO MAYHEM. WE HAVE NOTHING ON OUR SCHEDULE. 261 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,493 IN FACT, EVAN WAS GOING TO SHOW ME THE HAMPTON SITES. 262 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:11,582 - YEAH. SHE ASKED ME. 263 00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:15,936 JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS... OH. 264 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,547 - I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE HER TO A NICE RESTAURANT. 265 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:22,725 - YEAH. - WHERE A GENTLEMAN 266 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,119 WOULD TAKE A LADY. [cracking] 267 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:28,338 - WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, YOU KNOW. 268 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,600 WE BOTH WORK FOR OUR BROTHERS. 269 00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:31,385 WE BOTH HAVE PROFESSIONAL DEGREES 270 00:11:31,428 --> 00:11:32,429 IN FIELDS WE'RE NOT USING. 271 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,649 AND WE BOTH THINK YOU'RE CUTE. 272 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,956 - TRUE, TRUE, AND TRUE. 273 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,524 - OH, WELL, LAST YEAR, YOU KNOW, 274 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,525 BETWEEN BEING ON LOCATION 275 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,571 AND PERSONAL APPEARANCES 276 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:45,748 AND DONALD CAN'T SAY NO TO ANYONE, 277 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,489 WE WERE ON THE ROAD FOR 39 WEEKS. 278 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,447 - WHOA. - I KNOW. 279 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:50,927 - YOU MUST GET EXHAUSTED WITH ALL THE FLYING. 280 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,363 BUT YOU'RE GETTING POINTS, THOUGH, SO THAT'S GOOD. 281 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,495 - OH, NO, WE DRIVE EVERYWHERE. 282 00:11:54,538 --> 00:11:58,020 - WHAT? NO WONDER YOU'RE ON THE ROAD FOR 39 WEEKS. 283 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,544 - WELL, FLYING IS NOT TOO COMFY FOR DONALD. 284 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:03,200 WHEN HE'S IN ROW 21, HIS FEET ARE IN ROW 19. 285 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,594 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A HANKMED TRAVEL KIT. 286 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,422 IT'S SOMETHING I THROW TOGETHER 287 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,163 FOR CLIENTS WHO ARE ALWAYS ON THE GO. 288 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,339 - THAT IS SO SWEET. 289 00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,427 - IT'S JUST A BAG FULL OF TRINKETS. 290 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,777 ARE YOU OKAY? 291 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,823 - OH, YEAH. SORRY, I'M FINE. 292 00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:20,522 I'M JUST SO USED TO BEING THE CARETAKER 293 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:24,394 THAT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING FOR ME... 294 00:12:24,438 --> 00:12:26,048 - WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, FAITH, 295 00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:27,572 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 296 00:12:27,615 --> 00:12:28,878 YOU CAN PAY FOR DINNER. 297 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,400 YOU CAN PAY FOR THE WHOLE THING. 298 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,663 - YOU KNOW, TRAVELING SO MUCH, 299 00:12:32,707 --> 00:12:34,797 YOU RARELY MEET GOOD GUYS, AND WHEN YOU DO, 300 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,581 IT'S--YOU'RE OFF TO THE NEXT TOWN. 301 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:38,495 - HMM. 302 00:12:38,539 --> 00:12:41,456 - OH, THEY'RE JUST VITAMINS. 303 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,673 BEING ON THE ROAD AS MUCH AS WE ARE, 304 00:12:42,717 --> 00:12:43,980 YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN TO STAY HEALTHY. 305 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,155 - YEAH. OF COURSE. 306 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,594 BIG ONES. 307 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:54,599 - SO I'M REALLY OUT OF PRACTICE WITH THIS WHOLE DATING THING, 308 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:57,688 BUT YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE? 309 00:12:57,732 --> 00:13:00,214 - NOW? 310 00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:01,998 WE JUST GOT OUR DINNER. - OH. 311 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,433 - YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOURS YET. 312 00:13:03,477 --> 00:13:06,133 - YEAH, WELL, I RECENTLY LOST SOME WEIGHT, 313 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,655 AND I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER, 314 00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:09,309 AND I JUST PLAN ON KEEPING IT OFF. 315 00:13:09,352 --> 00:13:11,572 - OKAY. OKAY. 316 00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:13,575 - THIS IS NICE, ISN'T IT? 317 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,881 - YEAH, IT IS. 318 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:19,624 [cell phone beeps] - OH. 319 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,278 I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO GET THIS. 320 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:24,325 - YEAH, YES. OF COURSE. 321 00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:33,463 HENRY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY. 322 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,205 YOU NEED TO CALL ME IN FIVE MINUTES 323 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,597 AND PRETEND THAT IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 324 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,338 YES, I'M COMPLETELY SERIOUS. 325 00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:40,994 CALL ME IN FIVE-- HENRY? 326 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,734 - [sighs] I'M SO SORRY. 327 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,345 - NO, IT'S OKAY. 328 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,913 - WHERE WERE WE? - WHERE WERE WE? 329 00:13:47,956 --> 00:13:49,959 - THINGS HAVE REALLY CHANGED FOR DONALD AND ME THIS LAST YEAR. 330 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,874 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WEEKS I WAS ON THE ROAD FOR? 331 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,571 - 39? 332 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,618 - YES, EXACTLY. - IT WAS LONELY TOO. 333 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,924 YOU RARELY MEET ANY GOOD GUYS, AND WHEN YOU DO... 334 00:13:58,967 --> 00:13:59,969 - [laughs] 335 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,274 - WHAT? 336 00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:03,625 - WE JUST HAD THIS CONVERSATION, RIGHT? 337 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,889 WE JUST HAD THIS EXACT CONVERSATION. 338 00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:08,716 YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT? 339 00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:13,764 - [laughs] 340 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,863 - SORRY ABOUT THE SHOE THING. 341 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,777 ARNOLD'S LETTING ME USE HIS HOUSE FOR THE WEEK, 342 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,083 AND HE'S REALLY FINICKY ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING. 343 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,346 - HEY, DON'T WANT TO MAKE ARNOLD MAD. 344 00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:30,870 - RIGHT. 345 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,567 - SO ALL YOUR TESTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE. 346 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,524 EXCEPT YOU'RE SLIGHTLY ANEMIC. 347 00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:35,875 - IS THAT CAUSING THE WEAKNESS IN MY LEGS? 348 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,136 - OH, NOT BY ITSELF. 349 00:14:37,179 --> 00:14:39,573 YOU DON'T HAVE AN IRON DEFICIENCY ANEMIA, 350 00:14:39,616 --> 00:14:41,619 AND YOUR SODIUM AND POTASSIUM LEVELS ARE FINE. 351 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:42,924 DONALD! 352 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,534 - WHAT? 353 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,803 - HI. - HEY. WHAT'S UP? 354 00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:54,850 - I WAS IN THE AREA, THOUGHT I'D STOP BY 355 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,981 AND SAY HI TO MY FRIEND JILL. 356 00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,025 - AND? 357 00:14:57,070 --> 00:15:00,072 - DOES THERE HAVE TO BE AN AND? 358 00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:02,857 AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE THERE'S AN MRI MACHINE 359 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,293 BIG ENOUGH FOR A SEVEN-FOOT-TALL, 360 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,427 500-POUND PATIENT? 361 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,864 - WAIT. THE GARBAGE COLLECTOR'S YOUR PATIENT? 362 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,995 - YEAH. HOW-- 363 00:15:10,038 --> 00:15:11,692 - HANK, I LOVE THE GARBAGE COLLECTOR. 364 00:15:11,735 --> 00:15:13,607 I HAVE THE ENTIRE DVD BOX SET. 365 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,566 - SO DO YOU KNOW WHERE THERE'S A LARGE MRI MACHINE 366 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,654 I CAN USE? 367 00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:21,702 - UH, WELL, IT'S A BIT UNORTHODOX, BUT, YEAH. 368 00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:23,618 - DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 369 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:27,274 - I DON'T. BUT I'LL SHOW YOU. 370 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,580 I SAW THE FIRST TRASH COLLECTOR AT FEAR FEST. 371 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,931 I HAD NIGHTMARES FOR SIX MONTHS. 372 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,585 - THANK YOU. - AND IN ONE, I DREAMT 373 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,543 THAT I WENT TO THE ORTHODONTIST, 374 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:36,630 AND HE GAVE ME TRASH TEETH. 375 00:15:36,673 --> 00:15:38,371 HOW DO YOU EVEN TALK WITH THOSE? 376 00:15:38,414 --> 00:15:39,764 - I HAVE TEN DIFFERENT SETS OF TEETH. 377 00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:42,985 SOME FOR LONG SHOTS, SOME FOR CLOSEUPS, 378 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,986 AND THEN SOME FOR TALKING. 379 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,250 SO IT'S A HORSE MRI. 380 00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:50,210 - SORRY ABOUT THIS. 381 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,732 - DON'T BE, JILL. 382 00:15:51,775 --> 00:15:53,168 I'VE HAD TO LIVE WITH BEING BIG 383 00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,865 MY ENTIRE LIFE. 384 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:56,650 AS A KID, I WAS GROWING SO FAST, 385 00:15:56,693 --> 00:16:00,610 FOR ENTERTAINMENT, MY PARENTS USED TO STAND ME 386 00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:02,004 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM AND JUST WATCH ME GROW. 387 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,658 - [laughs] 388 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:07,009 - OKAY. I GUESS WE SHOULD GO IN. 389 00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:08,750 - COME ON, LET'S GO. 390 00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:14,711 [cell phone rings] 391 00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:16,671 - OKAY, SO IT'S NOT BASEBALL. 392 00:16:16,713 --> 00:16:18,802 REMEMBER? JUST TAP IT. 393 00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:21,544 JUST GET IT OVER THE NET. 394 00:16:21,588 --> 00:16:26,028 [cell phone rings] 395 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,072 - ARE YOU GONNA FINALLY ANSWER THAT? 396 00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:29,900 - NO. I ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS. 397 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,686 [voice mail chime] 398 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,903 IT'S THIS GIRL. SHE'S REALLY CUTE, ACTUALLY. 399 00:16:32,947 --> 00:16:34,994 SHE LIKES ME. BUT SHE HAS A BROTHER 400 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,821 WHO'S THE SIZE OF TRUMP TOWER, 401 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,735 AND I SUSPECT HE WANTS TO KILL ME. 402 00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,389 - WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE LAWSON CURSE. 403 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,043 - OH, YEAH? - WHEN YOU'RE WILDLY DESIRABLE 404 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:44,786 TO WOMEN, THAT'S THE CROSS YOU GOTTA BEAR. 405 00:16:44,828 --> 00:16:46,701 - LAWSON CURSE. - ALL RIGHT. 406 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:50,269 COMING AT YOU. - [exhales] 407 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,840 SO IT'S GOOD. IT'S A HOMERUN. 408 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,842 YEAH. - HEY, PAL, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? 409 00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:05,372 THE GUY AT THE GATE SAID MAKE A LEFT AT THE TOPIARY. 410 00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:06,676 WHAT THE HELL IS A TOPIARY? 411 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:09,115 - A TOPIARY, THAT'S A SHRUB OR A TREE 412 00:17:09,157 --> 00:17:11,116 TRIMMED INTO DECORATIVE SHAPES. 413 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,554 - LOOK, I JUST GOTTA DROP OFF SOME MEDICAL SUPPLIES 414 00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:14,729 AND GET ON WITH MY ROUTE. 415 00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:16,077 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S MY SON, THE DOCTOR. 416 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,428 I'LL SIGN THAT. 417 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,823 THANK YOU. 418 00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:25,347 - WHAT'S THE NAME? - EDDIE. 419 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,961 - HI, EVAN. 420 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,875 OH! OH, NO, EVAN. 421 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,878 - HEY, FAITH. SO YOU'RE--YOU'RE ALONE. 422 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:35,836 UM, HOW-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 423 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,272 - OH, DONALD HAS AN APPOINTMENT. 424 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,057 - OH. HE HAS ANOTHER APPOINTMENT? 425 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,493 - ANOTHER? - YEAH, HE WAS HERE YESTERDAY. 426 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:41,843 FRIDAY, RIGHT? 427 00:17:41,885 --> 00:17:44,585 - [exclaims] 428 00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:47,935 OH, NO, IT'S SATURDAY. THE PARTY. 429 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,851 OKAY, I HAVE TO GET TO FURTHER LANE. 430 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,375 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS? - UH. 431 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,858 [chatter] 432 00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:01,210 - [laughs] 433 00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:02,690 - IT'S MATURE. 434 00:18:02,732 --> 00:18:04,692 MAYBE LET SOME OF THE OTHER KIDS GO. 435 00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,737 - IT WAS MY TURN. WHAT'S WITH THE 910 TEXT? 436 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,173 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 437 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,958 - IT'S NOT QUITE A 911 EMERGENCY, 438 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,394 BUT IT'S CLOSE. 439 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,874 - SO THAT'S WHY YOU GOT ME HERE? - YEAH. 440 00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:15,963 HANK, PLEASE, YOU NEED TO RUN INTERFERENCE WITH FAITH. 441 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,401 OKAY? SHE KEEPS CONVENIENTLY FORGETTING THINGS 442 00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:20,621 TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE ME. 443 00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:22,623 HEY! - OH, HI. 444 00:18:22,665 --> 00:18:24,015 - HEY, FAITH. - YEAH, SHE'S CRAZIER 445 00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:25,886 THAN GLENN CLOSE ON EASTER. 446 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,453 OKAY, I'M S-- TALK TO HER. 447 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,630 SEE FOR YOURSELF. - OKAY, ARE YOU-- 448 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,545 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE? 449 00:18:31,587 --> 00:18:32,894 - YEAH. - IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL 450 00:18:32,936 --> 00:18:34,590 TELESCOPE IN THE WORLD, RIGHT. 451 00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:37,159 I MEAN, IT CAN ACTUALLY SEE INTO DISTANT GALAXIES. 452 00:18:37,202 --> 00:18:39,117 - YEAH. - IF I WERE USING 453 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,249 THAT TELESCOPE RIGHT NOW, 454 00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:42,382 I STILL WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DISCOVER 455 00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:44,165 HOW LITTLE I CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM. 456 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,604 - OKAY. I'M BEGGING YOU HERE. 457 00:18:47,647 --> 00:18:50,390 PLEASE. PLEASE. HER BROTHER'S HERE. 458 00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:52,434 - DONALD'S HERE? - YEAH, HE'S IN THE CABANA. 459 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:53,914 HE'S DOING SOMETHING FOR THE KID'S BIRTHDAY. 460 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,786 - OH. - I JUST--LOOK. 461 00:18:55,829 --> 00:18:56,830 I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU. 462 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,354 OKAY, I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU. 463 00:18:58,397 --> 00:18:59,876 GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE CLOCK GO CUCKOO, 464 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:00,964 WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 465 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,183 - FIVE MINUTES. 466 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,619 - FIVE MINUTES, WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 467 00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:04,751 DON'T FORGET TO GET A GIFT BAG ON YOUR WAY OUT. 468 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,624 - HEY, HANK, DID YOU KNOW 469 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:08,843 THAT YOUR BROTHER IS THE SWEETEST PERSON 470 00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:10,018 IN THE WORLD? 471 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,192 - WELL... - I GET SO LOST AROUND HERE, 472 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,586 AND HE OFFERED TO DRIVE ME. 473 00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:14,326 HE IS MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 474 00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:16,720 - THAT'S NICE. NICE TO SEE YOU, FAITH. 475 00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:20,201 YOU GUYS LOOK CUTE TOGETHER. 476 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,898 - DID YOU TELL HIM TO SAY THAT? - [laughs] 477 00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:25,685 - UH, DONALD? 478 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:26,773 HEY. - HEY. 479 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,297 I'VE NEVER HAD A GROUPIE BEFORE. 480 00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:30,472 - UH, YEAH, NO, I'M ACTUALLY HERE 481 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,171 BECAUSE MY BROTHER SENT ME A 910 TEXT. 482 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,606 DON'T ASK. 483 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,868 HOW'S THE HAND? 484 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,000 - NOT BAD. 485 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,000 ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. 486 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,828 - YEAH. LOOKING GOOD. 487 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:43,137 IS ALL THIS SUPPOSED TO SCARE THE KIDS? 488 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,356 - YEAH. WHY? 489 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,749 - I DON'T KNOW. 490 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,229 THE KIDS OUT HERE, THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, 491 00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,970 THEY'VE KIND OF SEEN IT ALL, SO... 492 00:19:49,012 --> 00:19:51,972 - [sighs] THAT DOESN'T BODE WELL FOR ME. 493 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:55,150 - NO. 494 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:56,281 - UNLESS... 495 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,587 - UNLESS? 496 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,286 - OKAY, EVERYBODY. 497 00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:02,505 PAY ATTENTION. HANDS UP. 498 00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:04,898 PUT YOUR HANDS UP. - OKAY. 499 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,075 - OKAY, KIDS, GATHER ROUND ALL OVER HERE. 500 00:20:07,117 --> 00:20:09,032 GATHER ROUND. HANDS UP. 501 00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:10,251 OKAY, GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB. 502 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:14,038 NOW IS EVERYBODY READY FOR THE BIG SHOW? 503 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,387 all: YES. 504 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,998 - ARE YOU EXCITED? 505 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,955 all: YES. 506 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,046 - READY! 507 00:20:22,089 --> 00:20:25,571 - [roars] 508 00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:28,965 [roars] 509 00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:34,711 [roars] 510 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,147 - YEAH, THIS IS NOT GOING SO WELL FOR HIM. 511 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,280 - NO. 512 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:45,721 - YOU THREW THAT RECYCLABLE 513 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,768 IN THE WRONG CONTAINER. 514 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:50,944 - UH, YEAH, I GUESS I DID. 515 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:55,515 - IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU 516 00:20:55,557 --> 00:21:01,041 THAT ARE RUINING THIS PLANET. 517 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:04,219 - OH, YEAH? 518 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,829 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 519 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:10,050 - [laughs] 520 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,009 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 521 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,795 all: TRASH HIM! TRASH HIM! 522 00:21:14,837 --> 00:21:16,230 TRASH HIM! TRASH HIM! 523 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,319 TRASH HIM! TRASH HIM! 524 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,757 TRASH HIM! TRASH HIM! 525 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,542 - OH--OKAY. all: TRASH HIM. TRASH HIM. 526 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,285 TRASH HIM. TRASH HIM. 527 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,676 TRASH HIM. - HELLO. 528 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:28,808 YOU'RE NOT GONNA EVEN TRY TO HELP? 529 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:29,809 - HEY, ARE YOU FAMILIAR 530 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,028 WITH THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE? 531 00:21:31,071 --> 00:21:35,294 - IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH! 532 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,686 [laughs] 533 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,603 - OH. OH. 534 00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:42,257 UH... 535 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,693 DONALD? 536 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,566 [groaning] OH! 537 00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:50,917 WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GENTLY PLACE ME 538 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,048 IN THE TRASH CAN? 539 00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,137 - HANK, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 540 00:22:01,406 --> 00:22:03,233 - [groans] 541 00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:07,586 I THINK I'M SUFFERING FROM POST-TRAUMATIC DONALD DISORDER. 542 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,459 OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 543 00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:13,680 I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A HANKMED TRAVEL KIT FOR FAITH. 544 00:22:13,722 --> 00:22:15,071 - SHE GETS A BOBBLEHEAD? 545 00:22:15,115 --> 00:22:17,727 YOU EITHER REALLY LIKE HER OR REALLY DON'T. 546 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:18,641 - [laughs] 547 00:22:18,684 --> 00:22:21,122 I'M TRAPPED. 548 00:22:21,164 --> 00:22:23,558 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH FAITH BECAUSE OF DONALD. 549 00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,560 AND I CAN'T NOT DO ANYTHING WITH HER 550 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,519 BECAUSE, WELL, BECAUSE OF HER. 551 00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:30,784 IT'S JUST--IT'S YOUR CLASSIC EXISTENTIAL DILEMMA. 552 00:22:30,826 --> 00:22:33,221 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT EXISTENTIAL MEANS. 553 00:22:33,263 --> 00:22:35,615 - NO, I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. - I DON'T THINK YOU DO. 554 00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:37,137 - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT PULLING A WILL TOGETHER. 555 00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,748 UM, I LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, 556 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,794 BUT SINCE I DON'T ACTUALLY OWN ANYTHING, 557 00:22:40,836 --> 00:22:42,272 YOU JUST GET THE WILL, 558 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,231 SO DOES THAT INTEREST YOU AT ALL? 559 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,494 - NO, IT DOESN'T. 560 00:22:46,538 --> 00:22:47,800 WHERE'D THESE COME FROM? 561 00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:49,411 - WELL, YOU SEE, WHEN A MAMA BOX 562 00:22:49,454 --> 00:22:50,759 AND A PAPA BOX-- - REALLY? 563 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,371 - DELIVERY GUY BROUGHT IT. 564 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,762 - I DIDN'T ORDER BROAD-SPECTRUM ANTIBIOTICS, 565 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,112 AND IF I DID, I WOULDN'T USE THIS MANY 566 00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:56,635 IN A YEAR. 567 00:22:56,679 --> 00:22:57,767 THEY'RE FROM GERMANY, 568 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,855 ADDRESSED TO BORIS. 569 00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:02,336 - [shouts] 570 00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:08,996 [shouts] 571 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:11,867 [shouts] 572 00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:15,306 [shouts in German] 573 00:23:15,349 --> 00:23:16,786 - SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 574 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,961 both: [speaking German] 575 00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:20,398 - HANK, WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 576 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,489 - WELL, I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED TO FIND 577 00:23:23,531 --> 00:23:27,275 COSTCO-SIZED BOXES OF CEFIXIME, DOXYCYCLINE, 578 00:23:27,317 --> 00:23:28,929 AND AZITHROMYCIN IN MY LIVING ROOM. 579 00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:30,670 - OH, YEAH, I IMAGINE YOU WOULD BE 580 00:23:30,712 --> 00:23:32,846 SINCE THEY WEREN'T MEANT FOR YOU. 581 00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:35,761 [shouts] 582 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:38,765 - SOMEONE GIVE YOU A HEADS UP ON THE APOCALYPSE? 583 00:23:38,807 --> 00:23:40,156 CAN YOU TELL ME 584 00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:43,116 WHY YOU HAD THOSE MEDICATIONS SENT TO YOUR HOME? 585 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,162 - THEY'RE NOT FOR MY PERSONAL USE, HANK. 586 00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:46,598 SO THEY SHOULDN'T CONCERN YOU. 587 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,601 WHAT SHOULD CONCERN YOU IS THAT AN EDWARD R. LAWSON, 588 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:50,211 YOUR FATHER, 589 00:23:50,253 --> 00:23:52,822 SEEMS TO BE MAKING HIMSELF AT HOME IN MY HOME. 590 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:55,651 AND APPARENTLY HE PARTICULARLY ENJOYS 591 00:23:55,694 --> 00:23:57,697 THE SHADOW POND TENNIS COURTS. 592 00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:00,481 SINCE THAT'S WHERE HE SIGNED FOR THE MEDICATIONS HIMSELF. 593 00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:03,615 - HE SIGNED FOR THEM? - YEAH, AS SIMPLY "EDDIE." 594 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:06,356 IT WOULD SEEM THE LAWSON IS NOW IMPLIED AROUND HERE, YEAH? 595 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,358 - IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 596 00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:10,710 - I CONSIDER MYSELF A HOSPITABLE MAN, HANK, 597 00:24:10,752 --> 00:24:12,493 BUT MY HOSPITALITY HAS ITS LIMITS. 598 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:13,712 - I SAID IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 599 00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,714 I'M YOUR DOCTOR. 600 00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,499 MY PERSONAL LIFE DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, 601 00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:22,068 ESPECIALLY NOT MY FATHER, SO, PLEASE, STAY OUT OF IT. 602 00:24:25,288 --> 00:24:27,769 - REMIND ME AGAIN. 603 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,469 WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT EDWARD LAWSON? 604 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,173 - HEY. - HI. 605 00:24:39,215 --> 00:24:41,305 - THESE ARE FOR YOU. 606 00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:42,393 THEY'RE FRESHLY BAKED. 607 00:24:42,436 --> 00:24:44,177 - OH. - THEY'RE TATE'S. 608 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:45,701 LOCAL DELICACY. 609 00:24:45,744 --> 00:24:46,962 - YEAH, FRESHLY BAKED THERE. 610 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:48,922 - WOULD YOU MIND HIDING THEM? 611 00:24:48,964 --> 00:24:49,878 I DON'T WANT FAITH TO SEE THEM. 612 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:51,968 - WHY? IS SHE A DIABETIC? 613 00:24:52,011 --> 00:24:55,842 - NO, SHE WENT ON A SERIOUS DIET A FEW MONTHS AGO. 614 00:24:55,884 --> 00:24:57,407 I'M REALLY PROUD OF HER, 615 00:24:57,451 --> 00:25:00,237 BUT I TRY NOT TO LEAVE AROUND FOOD THAT MIGHT TEMPT HER. 616 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,198 - OKAY, WELL, I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO TEMPT HER, 617 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,852 SO I'M JUST GONNA GO AND FIND A PLACE TO STICK THESE. 618 00:25:05,894 --> 00:25:07,461 - I COULD THINK OF A PLACE. 619 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,943 I'LL GO CHECK ON FAITH. - OKAY. 620 00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:14,208 SO YOUR SPINAL TAP CAME BACK NEGATIVE 621 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:16,950 FOR ENCEPHALITIS AND MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS, 622 00:25:16,992 --> 00:25:19,560 WHICH IS GREAT, BUT NOW I'M STUMPED. 623 00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:23,042 - ISN'T THERE, LIKE, A NO-STUMP CLAUSE IN YOUR CONTRACT? 624 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:24,479 - WELL, THAT'S WHY THERE'S SPECIALISTS. 625 00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:26,525 I HAVE SOME CALLS OUT. I CAN SET IT UP WITH FAITH. 626 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,308 - I JUST HOPE THE WORD SPECIALIST 627 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,310 DOESN'T FREAK OUT FAITH TOO MUCH. 628 00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,878 - WELL, IF IT DOES, THERE ARE SPECIALISTS FOR THAT TOO. 629 00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:34,402 - EVAN, SOMETHING HAPPENED TODAY, 630 00:25:34,444 --> 00:25:35,837 AND I REALLY NEED TO TELL SOMEONE. 631 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:38,405 - OH, UM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR BROTHER. 632 00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:39,798 - OH, I CAN'T. 633 00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:41,974 - OKAY, WELL, IF YOU CAN'T TELL HIM, 634 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:43,932 THEN, BY ALL MEANS, DON'T TELL ME. 635 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:47,022 - I GOT OFFERED A JOB. 636 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:48,721 - DO YOU NOT HEAR ANYTHING I SAY? 637 00:25:48,763 --> 00:25:50,983 - IT'S AT THIS GREAT ENVIRONMENTAL LAW FIRM 638 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:51,897 BACK IN OUR HOMETOWN. 639 00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:54,856 - FAITH, IF YOU'RE A LAWYER, 640 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:56,031 WHY AREN'T YOU PRACTICING LAW? 641 00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:57,990 - OH, WELL, I FINISHED LAW SCHOOL, 642 00:25:58,034 --> 00:25:59,949 PASSED THE BAR, BUT BEFORE I COULD GET A JOB 643 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,864 AT A FIRM, DONALD ASKED ME TO WORK FOR HIM, 644 00:26:01,907 --> 00:26:03,431 YOU KNOW, AND I COULDN'T SAY NO. 645 00:26:03,473 --> 00:26:04,998 - YEAH, I HAVE THAT SAME PROBLEM WITH HIM. 646 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,955 - WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, HE WAS SO SENSITIVE 647 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,261 ABOUT HIS SIZE. 648 00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:10,046 AND EVEN THOUGH HE WAS PLAYING VARSITY FOOTBALL 649 00:26:10,089 --> 00:26:12,048 IN THE SIXTH GRADE, I WANTED HIM TO FEEL 650 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:13,615 LIKE HE WAS STILL A NORMAL KID. 651 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:16,182 I SPENT MY LIFE TAKING CARE OF HIM. 652 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:19,185 - YOU MAY FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE, 653 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:22,057 BUT NOT TOO LONG AGO, 654 00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,844 MY LIFE WAS PARTIES, WOMEN, AND CASH-- 655 00:26:24,886 --> 00:26:27,977 PARTIES I COULDN'T GET INTO, WOMEN I COULD NEVER DATE, 656 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,632 AND CASH I NEVER HAD, BUT, YEAH, IT WAS BAD. 657 00:26:30,675 --> 00:26:32,894 I WAS LOST EVAN. 658 00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:34,505 I DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME, 659 00:26:34,548 --> 00:26:36,986 BUT I WAS. 660 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,554 AND THEN HANK'S CAREER WENT DOWN LIKE THE HINDENBURG, 661 00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:41,337 AND THINGS STARTED LOOKING UP. 662 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:44,037 WE MOVED OUT HERE, AND EVERYTHING CHANGED. 663 00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:45,865 - NO MORE LOST EVAN? 664 00:26:45,907 --> 00:26:51,434 - YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T FIND MYSELF 665 00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:55,395 AND ATTAIN EVAN R. LAWSON, CFO OF HANKMED STATUS 666 00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:58,790 UNTIL I MOVED IN WITH MY BROTHER, OKAY? 667 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:02,142 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND YOURSELF 668 00:27:02,184 --> 00:27:03,883 UNTIL YOU LEAVE YOURS. 669 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:09,888 TELL DONALD. 670 00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:12,673 I DON'T WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOU DO. 671 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,936 - [laughs] 672 00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:15,981 - BUT TELL HIM. 673 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,896 - [sighs] 674 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,681 WAIT HERE. 675 00:27:19,724 --> 00:27:21,248 I FORGOT TO TAKE MY VITAMINS. 676 00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:23,205 - YEAH. 677 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:27,036 - UM, AND FOR THE RECORD, 678 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:30,083 I REALLY LIKE FOUND EVAN. 679 00:27:37,742 --> 00:27:40,093 - HEY. - HEY. 680 00:27:40,135 --> 00:27:41,572 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 681 00:27:41,615 --> 00:27:43,704 - DONNY INVITED ME. - DONNY? 682 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:44,923 YOU CALL HIM DONNY? 683 00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:46,751 - HE TOLD ME TO CALL HIM DONNY. 684 00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:50,190 - SO YOU GUYS ARE JUST ON A DONNY BASIS NOW? 685 00:27:50,232 --> 00:27:53,148 - [laughs] WAIT, ARE YOU JEALOUS? 686 00:27:53,192 --> 00:27:54,673 - NO--I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 687 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:57,240 MAYBE I DON'T LIKE SEEING OTHER GUYS MAKE YOU LAUGH. 688 00:27:57,284 --> 00:27:58,546 - AH. 689 00:27:58,588 --> 00:27:59,981 - ESPECIALLY NOT GINORMOUS ONES LIKE THAT GUY. 690 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:02,942 - SO ONLY YOU CAN MAKE ME LAUGH? 691 00:28:02,984 --> 00:28:04,377 - YES. - [laughs] 692 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:06,423 - I REST MY CASE. - OKAY. 693 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,730 LOOK, I GET IT. 694 00:28:08,773 --> 00:28:10,165 I AM SURE I WOULDN'T ENJOY 695 00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:11,732 WATCHING ANOTHER WOMAN MAKE YOU LAUGH. 696 00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:15,127 AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU LAUGH WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 697 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:16,606 - OR CALL HER DONNY. 698 00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,392 - [laughs] THAT REALLY BOTHERS YOU. 699 00:28:18,434 --> 00:28:19,827 - YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. A LITTLE BIT. 700 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,612 - I'M SURE YOU CAN CALL HIM DONNY TOO. 701 00:28:21,655 --> 00:28:22,875 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK. 702 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:24,223 - YEAH. EXCUSE ME ONE MINUTE. 703 00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:25,964 - WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN NOW. 704 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,488 - HEY, YOU WANT ME TO MAN THE GRILL? 705 00:28:27,530 --> 00:28:29,837 - THAT'S KIND OF A PERSONAL QUESTION, DON'T YOU THINK? 706 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,926 - WELL, I JUST THOUGHT-- - I'M FINE. 707 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:35,104 - THAT GRILL WON'T GIVE YOU THE SAME GENTLE, PILLOWY CUSHION 708 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:36,018 THAT MY TORSO DID. 709 00:28:36,061 --> 00:28:37,585 - IF YOU WANNA HELP, HERE. 710 00:28:37,627 --> 00:28:40,500 DINNER'S DONE. CARRY THIS TO THE TABLE. 711 00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:41,849 - YOU HAVE ANY FOOD FOR US? 712 00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:46,768 - [laughs] WISE GUY. 713 00:28:46,811 --> 00:28:48,682 HI, JILL. - HEY. 714 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,076 - THANKS FOR COMING. - HEY. 715 00:28:50,118 --> 00:28:52,469 THANKS FOR HAVING ME, DONNY. 716 00:28:52,512 --> 00:28:53,470 - ANYBODY SEE FAITH? 717 00:28:53,513 --> 00:28:55,384 - YEAH, SHE-- 718 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:56,604 SHE WENT TO GET SOME VITAMINS. 719 00:28:56,646 --> 00:28:58,866 - FAITH? 720 00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:01,086 HEY, FAITH, FOOD'S READY! 721 00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:04,133 FAI--FAITH! 722 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,575 - [gags] 723 00:29:11,618 --> 00:29:14,012 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - MY CHEST. 724 00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:15,710 - YEAH, YOUR ESOPHAGUS IS OBSTRUCTED. 725 00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:17,103 WE HAVE TO CLEAR HER AIRWAY. 726 00:29:17,145 --> 00:29:21,759 OKAY, THANK YOU. - THE EMTs ARE ON THEIR WAY. 727 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,673 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT? 728 00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:25,980 - GET WHAT'S IN THERE OUT. OKAY, HOLD THAT. 729 00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:27,590 THANK YOU. 730 00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:30,333 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 731 00:29:30,376 --> 00:29:31,638 - HANK, THAT'S NOT HELPING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 732 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:34,076 - I JUST LOWERED THE DEFLATED BALLOON 733 00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:35,598 INTO FAITH'S ESOPHAGUS. 734 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:36,599 OKAY, THANK YOU. 735 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:37,601 NOW I'M GONNA INFLATE IT... 736 00:29:37,644 --> 00:29:39,646 - [gags and screams] - OKAY. 737 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:42,127 OKAY, GOOD. 738 00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:43,519 NOW I'M GONNA LIFT IT 739 00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:44,565 AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL PICK UP 740 00:29:44,607 --> 00:29:46,132 WHAT'S STUCK AND PULL IT OUT. 741 00:29:46,174 --> 00:29:48,525 DIVYA. 742 00:29:48,568 --> 00:29:49,830 THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE. 743 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:53,965 OKAY. THERE WE GO. 744 00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:56,663 WHOO. - WHAT IS THAT? 745 00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:57,577 - I'M NOT SURE. 746 00:29:57,621 --> 00:30:01,451 PILLS OF SOME SORT. 747 00:30:01,494 --> 00:30:04,672 FAITH, COME HERE. 748 00:30:04,714 --> 00:30:06,065 HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING ANYTHING? 749 00:30:06,107 --> 00:30:08,849 - YES, VITAMINS. - YEAH, BIG, HORSE-SIZED ONES. 750 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:12,548 - BECAUSE-- FOR MY DIET. 751 00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:15,596 - WHY DON'T WE GIVE THEM 752 00:30:15,638 --> 00:30:18,642 SOME DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIAL TIME, HMM? 753 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,605 - BUT I WANT EVAN TO STAY. 754 00:30:25,648 --> 00:30:27,520 - NO, NO, NO, SHE'S DELIRIOUS. 755 00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:28,913 SHE MEANT DONALD, RIGHT? 756 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,480 YOU MEANT DONALD. 757 00:30:30,523 --> 00:30:32,307 - SHE MEANT YOU. 758 00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:33,875 STAY. - OKAY, I'LL STAY. 759 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:36,922 - YEAH. 760 00:30:45,973 --> 00:30:50,282 - DON MENTIONED THAT YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT RECENTLY? 761 00:30:50,326 --> 00:30:53,547 DID YOU HAVE A GASTRIC BYPASS? 762 00:30:53,589 --> 00:30:55,592 - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 763 00:30:55,635 --> 00:30:57,986 - A GUESS BASED ON THE CONCRETION I JUST PULLED OUT, 764 00:30:58,029 --> 00:30:59,422 AND I HAVE BEEN WONDERING 765 00:30:59,465 --> 00:31:03,122 WHY YOU'VE BEEN WEARING LONG-SLEEVED SHIRTS IN JULY. 766 00:31:03,164 --> 00:31:06,125 - WELL, M-MY BODY LOST THE WEIGHT 767 00:31:06,167 --> 00:31:09,519 BUT FORGOT TO LOSE THE EXCESS SKIN. 768 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,739 - AND I'M GUESSING YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE STRICT DIET 769 00:31:11,781 --> 00:31:13,261 THAT GOES ALONG WITH THAT SURGERY. 770 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:16,569 - I WAS, BUT THEN ALL THIS STUFF HAPPENED WITH DONALD, 771 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:19,834 AND I JUST... I GOT SO WORRIED THAT... 772 00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:21,791 I KINDA WENT OFF MY DIET. 773 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,229 - WHICH LED TO THE ACID REFLUX, 774 00:31:23,271 --> 00:31:24,970 WHICH NARROWED YOUR ESOPHAGUS 775 00:31:25,012 --> 00:31:26,840 AND DIDN'T ALLOW MUCH TO GET DOWN. 776 00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:29,496 - CAN A GASTRIC BYPASS CAUSE MEMORY LOSS? 777 00:31:29,538 --> 00:31:32,541 - YEAH, YOU MENTIONED FAITH HAD MEMORY ISSUES ONCE? 778 00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,674 DID THAT HAPPEN AGAIN? - YEAH. 779 00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:35,806 AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. 780 00:31:35,849 --> 00:31:37,721 - YEAH. - WELL, SEE... 781 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,722 IF THE BODY DOESN'T ABSORB ENOUGH VITAMIN B1, 782 00:31:39,767 --> 00:31:41,508 YOU CAN SUFFER SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS. 783 00:31:41,550 --> 00:31:42,901 IT'S CALLED KORSAKOFF SYNDROME. 784 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,597 - KORSAKOFF SYNDROME. 785 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:47,252 PLEASE TELL ME THAT THAT SOUNDS WORSE THAN IT IS. 786 00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:49,516 - IT'S VERY TREATABLE WHEN CAUGHT EARLY 787 00:31:49,558 --> 00:31:51,734 AND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR DIET. 788 00:31:54,694 --> 00:31:58,351 - PLEASE KEEP THIS BETWEEN US. 789 00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:02,484 - I'LL GO TELL THEM YOU'RE OKAY. 790 00:32:15,106 --> 00:32:18,066 - [humming shrilly] 791 00:32:18,109 --> 00:32:20,939 ♪ 792 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,679 - HEY, EDDIE VAN MCENROE, 793 00:32:22,722 --> 00:32:24,028 COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE OFF THE HEADBAND? 794 00:32:24,071 --> 00:32:25,464 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS, 795 00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:26,769 BUT BY STRINGING YOUR RACKET RIGHT, 796 00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:27,770 IT COMPLETELY CHANGES YOUR GAME. 797 00:32:27,815 --> 00:32:29,382 - YOU NEED TO HAVE GAME FIRST. 798 00:32:29,424 --> 00:32:30,861 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, NO MORE HEADBANDS, NO MORE RACKETS, 799 00:32:30,904 --> 00:32:32,645 NO MORE TENNIS. 800 00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:34,996 - WHAT? I SIGNED TWO WHALES ON A GOLF COURSE. 801 00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:36,345 I CAN'T EVEN PLAY GOLF. 802 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:38,565 CAN YOU IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES OF THIS? 803 00:32:38,607 --> 00:32:42,221 THE POSSIBILI-- - BORIS AND I HAD A...THING. 804 00:32:42,263 --> 00:32:44,570 - OKAY. A THING. WHAT KIND OF A THING? 805 00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:47,051 - I KINDA SNAPPED AT HIM. 806 00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:51,272 - ALL RIGHT, SO... HE'S OUR GOLDEN GOOSE, OKAY? 807 00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:53,057 YOU CAN'T SNAP AT THE GOOSE. 808 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:54,798 YOU GOTTA BE NICE TO THE GOOSE. YOU GOTTA PET THE GOOSE. 809 00:32:54,842 --> 00:32:56,974 - JUST PET-- - STOP SAYING PET. 810 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,237 - AND YOU CAN'T PISS OFF THE GOOSE, 811 00:32:58,279 --> 00:32:59,673 'CAUSE THE GOOSE COULD GET MAD. 812 00:32:59,715 --> 00:33:01,066 DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT WOULD BE 813 00:33:01,108 --> 00:33:02,893 FOR HIM TO KICK US OUT OF THE LAKE OR THE SWAMP-- 814 00:33:02,936 --> 00:33:04,634 WHEREVER GEESE LIVE? - AS EASY AS IT WAS 815 00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:06,767 FOR EDDIE TO SIGN FOR BORIS'S PACKAGES? 816 00:33:06,809 --> 00:33:09,161 - OKAY. SO THIS ISN'T ABOUT BORIS AT ALL. 817 00:33:09,203 --> 00:33:10,901 THIS IS ABOUT DAD. - LOOK, EDDIE SHOWS UP, 818 00:33:10,944 --> 00:33:12,816 AND SO DOES TROUBLE. - NO, NO, NO, NO. 819 00:33:12,859 --> 00:33:14,817 EDDIE SHOWS UP, AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE WEIRD. 820 00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:17,385 SUDDENLY, YOU'RE THE UN-HANK. - WHAT? 821 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,692 THE...UN-HANK? 822 00:33:18,734 --> 00:33:21,303 - YEAH. YOU'RE MOODY HANK. 823 00:33:21,346 --> 00:33:22,782 YOU'RE--YOU'RE... YOU'RE HANK LIGHT. 824 00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:25,307 YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF THE HENRY, NOT ENOUGH OF THE HANK. 825 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:26,916 - ALL RIGHT, FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT A DIET COLA. 826 00:33:26,961 --> 00:33:28,744 AND IF I HAVE BEEN ACTING DIFFERENTLY, 827 00:33:28,788 --> 00:33:29,963 WHICH I'M NOT SAYING I HAVE, 828 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,618 IT'S JUST BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HE DOES TO ME. 829 00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:34,708 - THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST DEAL WITH IT? 830 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,275 HE'S NOT SATAN. TALK TO HIM! [cell phone rings] 831 00:33:36,317 --> 00:33:37,753 - HOLD ON. 832 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,146 YEAH? 833 00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:42,106 JILL, WHAT'S UP? 834 00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:45,719 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 835 00:33:45,761 --> 00:33:47,634 - HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO CALL YOU, 836 00:33:47,676 --> 00:33:49,635 BUT HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING. 837 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,376 - I'M OKAY. I'M FINE. 838 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:54,118 IT'S NOTHING. 839 00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:56,643 - WHAT WERE YOU DOING? - CARRYING THOSE BOXES. 840 00:33:56,685 --> 00:33:58,123 - YEAH, DONNY'S DONATING A BUNCH OF HIS STUFF 841 00:33:58,165 --> 00:34:00,603 FOR THE HOSPITAL TO AUCTION OFF FOR THE CHILDREN'S WARD. 842 00:34:00,646 --> 00:34:02,170 - AND HE GOT PALE AND SWEATY. 843 00:34:02,213 --> 00:34:05,391 - YOU TRY CARRYING AROUND 485 POUNDS IN JULY. 844 00:34:05,433 --> 00:34:07,435 - WHEN I CLEANED YOUR FOREHEAD ON THE ROAD, 845 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,438 I DIDN'T SEE THIS WHITE IN YOUR BEARD. 846 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:10,918 YOUR SKIN LOOKS VERY DRY. 847 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,876 THOSE ARE SIGNS THAT YOUR COPPER LEVEL 848 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,139 IS DANGEROUSLY LOW. 849 00:34:14,181 --> 00:34:16,576 - WHY IS IT SO LOW? 850 00:34:19,795 --> 00:34:24,061 - WAIT. THOSE ARE... - TRASH TEETH. 851 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,019 - DENTURES. 852 00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:30,329 FAITH, CAN YOU GRAB DONALD'S DENTURE CREAM? 853 00:34:30,371 --> 00:34:31,807 - LOST MY TEETH DOING SECURITY. 854 00:34:31,851 --> 00:34:33,940 - SOME IDIOT TRIED TO TAKE A SWING AT SCHWARZENEGGER. 855 00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:35,463 - I INTERCEPTED HIS FIST WITH MY MOUTH. 856 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,900 - THANK YOU. 857 00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:39,902 HOW MUCH OF THIS STUFF DO YOU GO THROUGH PER MONTH, 858 00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:41,949 LIKE HOW MANY TUBES? 859 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:44,516 - IF I'M SHOOTING OR PROMOTING ONE OF THE MOVIES... 860 00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:45,778 TUBE A DAY. 861 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,215 - MORE IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF SCENES. 862 00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:48,434 - YEAH. 863 00:34:48,476 --> 00:34:50,130 - THIS ADHESIVE HAS HIGH LEVELS OF ZINC. 864 00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:52,090 YOUR BODY'S BEEN ABSORBING IT, TOO MUCH OF IT, 865 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:54,918 WHICH IS WHAT I THINK HAS BEEN CAUSING 866 00:34:54,961 --> 00:34:57,572 YOUR LACK OF BALANCE, YOUR MUSCLE WEAKNESS, 867 00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:58,922 AND YOUR NUMBNESS. 868 00:34:58,965 --> 00:35:00,532 - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE IN HIS BEARD? 869 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:02,882 - ZINC TOXICITY CAUSES LOW LEVELS OF COPPER. 870 00:35:02,925 --> 00:35:04,536 I MEAN, I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT TO ASK 871 00:35:04,579 --> 00:35:06,320 A GUY YOUR AGE ABOUT DENTURES, 872 00:35:06,364 --> 00:35:08,931 BUT YOU CAN'T USE THIS ADHESIVE ANYMORE. 873 00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,717 - OKAY. - YOU CAN KEEP YOUR TEETH. 874 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,675 YOU JUST NEED TO USE BETTER-FITTING DENTURES 875 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,809 AND ADHESIVE CREAM WITHOUT ZINC. - FINE. 876 00:35:15,851 --> 00:35:17,985 - THEN YOU'LL BE BACK TO TRASHING THOSE BAD GUYS 877 00:35:18,027 --> 00:35:20,117 IN NO TIME. 878 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:22,163 GARBAGE COLLECTOR'S A GOOD GUY, RIGHT? 879 00:35:22,206 --> 00:35:23,338 - OKAY. 880 00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:26,123 NOW YOU'RE JUST EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. 881 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,652 - HEY. - HI. 882 00:35:33,695 --> 00:35:35,436 - WE REALLY CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH, 883 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:38,440 EVEN THOUGH, AS FAR AS DYSFUNCTIONAL SIBLINGS GO, 884 00:35:38,483 --> 00:35:40,659 YOU GIVE US A RUN FOR OUR MONEY. 885 00:35:40,702 --> 00:35:42,704 - ANYTIME YOU GUYS WANNA DROP BY THE SET, 886 00:35:42,748 --> 00:35:43,880 JUST LET ME KNOW. 887 00:35:43,923 --> 00:35:46,099 - WITH THE LANDFILL? - YEAH. 888 00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:48,797 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. 889 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,931 - YEAH. OR A NIGHTMARE, IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY. 890 00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:52,976 YEAH, WE'LL CALL FAITH. - ACTUALLY... 891 00:35:53,019 --> 00:35:54,978 I'M IN THE MARKET FOR A NEW FAITH. 892 00:35:55,021 --> 00:35:56,893 - REALLY? HAVE YOU CONSIDERED JUDAISM? 893 00:35:56,936 --> 00:35:58,416 'CAUSE WE COULD USE SOMEONE YOUR SIZE. 894 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,418 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. - WE COULD. 895 00:36:00,461 --> 00:36:02,072 - DONALD AND I TALKED, 896 00:36:02,115 --> 00:36:04,074 AND WE DECIDED IT WOULD BE BEST 897 00:36:04,117 --> 00:36:06,599 TO DISSOLVE OUR PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP 898 00:36:06,641 --> 00:36:07,903 AND KEEP IT STRICTLY SIBLINGS. 899 00:36:07,947 --> 00:36:09,688 - APPARENTLY, IT'S BETTER FOR BOTH OF US. 900 00:36:09,731 --> 00:36:12,081 - YOU TAKING THAT ENVIRONMENTAL LAW JOB? 901 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,996 - YEAH. - SHE IS. 902 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:17,130 EVAN. COME HERE. 903 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:21,961 - OKAY. 904 00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:24,007 - LITTLE CLOSER. 905 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:27,402 LITTLE CLOSER. 906 00:36:27,445 --> 00:36:29,882 - UH--WHOA, WHOA. 907 00:36:29,925 --> 00:36:32,972 - THANK YOU FOR BEING A GENTLEMAN. 908 00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:40,849 HANK. 909 00:36:40,893 --> 00:36:42,635 THANKS FOR HELPING FAITH AND ME. 910 00:36:42,677 --> 00:36:44,157 - OH, MY--MY PLEASURE, DONALD. 911 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,811 - CALL ME DONNY. 912 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,596 - REALLY? - YEAH. 913 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,728 - ALL RIGHT, DONNY. 914 00:36:49,771 --> 00:36:51,164 - OKAY, WE GOTTA RUN. - OKAY. 915 00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,646 - SEE YOU GUYS. BYE. 916 00:36:57,126 --> 00:37:00,000 HEY. 917 00:37:00,043 --> 00:37:01,827 - [grunts] 918 00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:02,829 I-- - IT'S OKAY. 919 00:37:02,871 --> 00:37:03,960 HE'S A BIG GUY. - YEAH. 920 00:37:04,003 --> 00:37:05,570 - HE'S A BIG GUY. - HE IS A BIG GUY. 921 00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:07,224 - I LOVE YOU. - YOU'VE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT. 922 00:37:15,057 --> 00:37:17,277 - WOW. HENRY, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 923 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:20,541 - THANKS FOR MEETING ME. - ARE YOU KIDDING? 924 00:37:20,585 --> 00:37:22,804 HA. IT IS MY PLEASURE. 925 00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:24,590 HOW 'BOUT THIS? BEST TABLE IN THE HOUSE, HUH? 926 00:37:24,632 --> 00:37:26,722 - IT'S A GREAT TABLE. 927 00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:30,030 - I WAS SO THRILLED WHEN I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 928 00:37:30,072 --> 00:37:33,947 - SO I WANTED US TO TALK. 929 00:37:33,989 --> 00:37:37,036 I'LL ASSUME YOU CAME HERE TO THE HAMPTONS 930 00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:39,952 BACK INTO OUR LIVES WITH THE BEST INTENTIONS. 931 00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:42,782 BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE NOW. 932 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,307 - SORRY? 933 00:37:47,351 --> 00:37:49,876 - YOU SHOULD GO. 934 00:37:49,918 --> 00:37:51,791 - THAT'S NOT WHAT EVAN WANTS. 935 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:55,054 - IT'S WHAT I WANT. FOR BOTH OF US. 936 00:37:55,097 --> 00:37:56,795 - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER--I AM. 937 00:37:56,838 --> 00:37:58,492 - [laughs] 938 00:37:58,536 --> 00:38:00,974 - EXCUSE ME. 939 00:38:01,016 --> 00:38:02,757 HANK. 940 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:06,762 WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, THESE HANDS... 941 00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:08,981 CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS. 942 00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:12,333 WHEN YOU COULDN'T SLEEP, THESE ARMS ROCKED YOU 943 00:38:12,376 --> 00:38:15,989 UNTIL YOU WENT BACK DOWN. 944 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:19,121 I AM THE SAME MAN WHO GOT UP EVERY WEEKEND, 945 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,298 RAIN OR SHINE, AT THE CRACK OF DAWN, 946 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:24,213 TO TAKE YOU TO YOUR SOCCER GAMES. 947 00:38:24,257 --> 00:38:25,476 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 948 00:38:25,519 --> 00:38:28,306 THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WEEK. 949 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:29,916 WE WOULD TALK... 950 00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:32,135 TELL STORIES. 951 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:34,572 REMEMBER? WE TRIED TO SEE 952 00:38:34,615 --> 00:38:38,141 WHO COULD MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH HARDEST? 953 00:38:39,403 --> 00:38:43,103 WE WERE BEST FRIENDS. 954 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,626 LOOK IN MY EYES. 955 00:38:48,063 --> 00:38:52,721 PLEASE. IT'S STILL ME. 956 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:56,289 LOOK. IT'S STILL ME. 957 00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:03,036 - JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY... 958 00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:05,472 THOSE FEET? 959 00:39:05,516 --> 00:39:09,172 ARE THEY THE SAME ONES THAT WALKED OUT ON US? 960 00:39:09,215 --> 00:39:11,871 - YOU LISTEN TO ME, DR. SMARTASS, 961 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:14,394 AND YOU LISTEN GOOD. 962 00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:17,702 I CAME HERE WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS, 963 00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:20,182 BUT APOLOGY TIME IS OVER. 964 00:39:20,226 --> 00:39:21,880 YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE TO LIVE. 965 00:39:21,923 --> 00:39:23,447 YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO TO TALK TO. 966 00:39:23,490 --> 00:39:26,625 OH, AND BY THE WAY, 967 00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:28,844 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND 968 00:39:28,887 --> 00:39:33,239 BEHIND MY BACK... TO WARN HER ABOUT ME? 969 00:39:33,282 --> 00:39:34,675 AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, 970 00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,070 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 971 00:39:37,112 --> 00:39:39,159 I MIGHT HAVE LOST ONE SON, 972 00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:43,163 BUT I SURE AS HELL AM NOT GONNA LOSE ANOTHER ONE. 973 00:39:52,737 --> 00:39:55,175 - IT'S TIME... TO TAKE OUT... 974 00:39:55,217 --> 00:39:57,481 THE TRASH! 975 00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,179 [roars] 976 00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,137 man: AAH! [thudding] 977 00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:03,704 - YEAH, TAKE THAT, TATTOO GUY! 978 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,280 OH...OH! 979 00:40:13,322 --> 00:40:14,976 I MEAN...AWESOME! 980 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,675 - THAT WAS SO SUPERIOR TO GARBAGE COLLECTOR III. 981 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,851 - EVERY TIME I-I-- [stammers] I'M SPEECHLESS. 982 00:40:19,894 --> 00:40:21,288 [remote control clatters] 983 00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:22,681 - MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO THE SCREEN 984 00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:23,985 FOR THE LAST 90 MINUTES. 985 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:25,813 - YEAH. OR YELLING AT IT. - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 986 00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:28,034 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I GOTTA ADMIT, IT WAS GOOD, YOU KNOW? 987 00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:30,079 IT WAS REPULSIVE YET RIVETING. 988 00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:31,297 - OH, YEAH. IT'S THE CITIZEN KANE 989 00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:32,603 OF ENVIRONMENTALLY CORRECT SLASHER FILMS 990 00:40:32,646 --> 00:40:34,170 IS WHAT I LIKE TO SAY. 991 00:40:34,213 --> 00:40:37,043 UM, SO SHOULD I GIVE BORIS THE GARBAGE COLLECTOR FIGURINE, 992 00:40:37,085 --> 00:40:39,088 OUR SHOULD I GIVE HIM THE GARBAGE TRUCK? 993 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:40,393 - WHAT? - WELL, YOU KNOW, 994 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,351 I'M SURE HE ALREADY OWNS BOTH. 995 00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:45,094 - AND BORIS IS FINE. DON'T WORRY. 996 00:40:45,137 --> 00:40:47,487 - WHERE YOU GOING? - FOR A RUN. 997 00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:49,054 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 998 00:40:49,097 --> 00:40:51,579 - WELL, YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS, HANK. 999 00:40:51,623 --> 00:40:55,364 - NO, EVAN, BUT YOU CAN'T FAULT HIM FOR TRYING. 1000 00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:02,590 [tires screech] 1001 00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:04,199 - ARE YOU OKAY? 1002 00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:05,811 - UH, YEAH, YEAH. 1003 00:41:05,853 --> 00:41:07,726 I'M SORRY FOR SNEAKING UP ON YOU LIKE THAT. 1004 00:41:07,768 --> 00:41:09,378 AND GIVEN YOUR TASTE FOR SPEED, 1005 00:41:09,422 --> 00:41:10,597 MAYBE A JET WOULD BE 1006 00:41:10,641 --> 00:41:12,295 A MORE APPROPRIATE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION? 1007 00:41:12,338 --> 00:41:14,253 - I AM SO SORRY. - THAT'S FINE. 1008 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:16,211 - I HATE BEING LATE-- I'VE GOT A MEETING 1009 00:41:16,255 --> 00:41:17,996 WITH MR. KUESTER VON JURGENS-RATENICZ. 1010 00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:19,737 - OOH, "A" FOR PRONUNCIATION. 1011 00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:22,001 - THEY DON'T GIVE A-PLUSES HERE? 1012 00:41:22,043 --> 00:41:24,438 - WELL, IT'S A TOUGH CASTLE. - OH. 1013 00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:28,355 - SO LISTEN, YOU CAN PARK THERE OR THERE...OR THERE. 1014 00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:29,704 - OKAY, OKAY, YEAH. I THINK I GO TIT. 1015 00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:30,748 - YOU GOT IT? 1016 00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:33,228 - UH-HUH. - OKAY. 1017 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:35,449 TRY TO KEEP IT TO UNDER 55, HUH? 1018 00:41:35,492 --> 00:41:37,625 - WILL DO. 1019 00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:45,719 - WELL, YOU COME VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. 1020 00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:48,244 VERY IMPRESSIVE. TOP OF YOUR CLASS. 1021 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:49,985 IN...EVERY CLASS. 1022 00:41:50,028 --> 00:41:52,987 - [laughs] YES. I'M A BIT OF A PERFECTIONIST. 1023 00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:56,688 IT'S A BLESSING AND A CURSE. 1024 00:41:56,731 --> 00:41:59,211 SO DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 1025 00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:01,474 - I THINK NOT. 1026 00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:03,476 IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND JUST REVIEWING AND SIGNING 1027 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,260 THE NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT. 1028 00:42:05,304 --> 00:42:08,612 - ABSOLUTELY. 1029 00:42:10,831 --> 00:42:12,617 - YOU DON'T CARE TO READ IT. 1030 00:42:12,659 --> 00:42:14,009 - I'LL BE DISCREET 1031 00:42:14,052 --> 00:42:15,750 NOT BECAUSE OF A PIECE OF PAPER I'VE SIGNED 1032 00:42:15,793 --> 00:42:18,579 BUT BECAUSE IT'S GOOD BUSINESS. 1033 00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:21,059 - VERY GOOD. 1034 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,364 I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE 1035 00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:24,498 AN EXCELLENT CONCIERGE DOCTOR. 1036 00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:27,893 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com