- PREVIOUSLY ON ROYAL PAINS...
- YOU LET A BILLIONAIRE HOSPITAL TRUSTEE DIE
TO SAVE SOME KID OFF THE STREET.
- I MADE A JUDGMENT CALL. - YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
- THIS TRIP IS GONNA GET YOU BACK ON YOUR FEET.
- WHAT TRIP? - TO THE HAMPTONS.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
THAT DAD TOOK ALL OUR MONEY.
YOU SHOULD GO. - IT'S NOT WHAT EVAN WANTS.
- IT'S WHAT I WANT. - AT SOME POINT,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM.
- AT SOME POINT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REALIZE I WON'T.
- DAD'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. I'M TUCKER BRYANT.
- HEY, I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU.
- TUCKER? OH, MY GOD.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE A HEMOPHILIAC?
- HE SLIPPED RUSHING DOWN THE STAIRS.
WE HAD AN ARGUMENT. TUCKER DIDN'T WANT ME TO DRINK.
- IF YOU DON'T ENTER A STRUCTURED REHAB,
CHANCES ARE YOU'RE GONNA RELAPSE.
- HANK WAS RIGHT.
DIDN'T DAD FIRE YOU? - HE DID.
FROM BEING YOUR DOCTOR.
NOT FROM BEING YOUR FRIEND.
- I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH, TUCKER.
- I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO.
- I'LL TELL THEM I'M COMING DOWN WITH
AN INFLAMMATORY AUTOIMMUNE DISORDER.
- LIBBY...
- OTHER COUNSELORS CAN COVER FOR ME.
- SO MY FAMILY DRAMA JUST WENT SHAKESPEAREAN.
BIG DEAL. - YOU NEED A SUPPORT STRUCTURE.
- WELL, OLIVER'S BACK FROM SCHOOL.
FINALLY. HE'LL KEEP ME OCCUPIED.
- THIS IS A GUY WHO HAD TO STAY FOR SUMMER SCHOOL
OR FLUNK OUT?
- DON'T BE SO JUDGMENTAL. HE'S LIKE FAMILY.
BUT NOTHING LIKE MY FAMILY.
COME ON. YOU'RE STALLING. - NO.
- IT'S TIME. - NO!
- YEAH.
- I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU TOO.
OFF SHE GOES. - [giggles]
- OH!
HA HA!
- HEY, MAN.
- HOW WAS THE PARTY LAST NIGHT? - AWESOME.
IF YOU WEREN'T MARRIED,
WE COULD HAVE ROLLED TOGETHER IN THAT HOT RIDE.
I THOUGHT YOU CRASHED IT. - I DID. THIS IS VERSION 2.0.
- OH. LET'S SEE IF YOU LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE IT.
I WILL RACE YOU TO THE VATS.
- HA. ARE YOU GOING TO AN ACCREDITED UNIVERSITY
OUT IN CALI?
BECAUSE HERE ON THE EAST COAST,
WE KNOW THAT A FERRARI CAN PROBABLY BEAT A FORKLIFT
WITHOUT LEAVING FIRST GEAR. - LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING.
- NAME THE STAKES.
- WHOEVER GETS THERE LAST HAS TO GET A BAD HAIRCUT!
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU ALREADY LOST THAT BET!
- HA HA!
YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.
- WHOO! YEAH!
♪ BA BA DA BA DA BUH BUH BUH BUH ♪
COME ON, BABY. WE GOT IT.
[yawning] OH...OH...
- OLLIE?
OLIVER?
OLIVER!
OLLIE!
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
- I...DON'T KNOW.
I...JUST COULDN'T KEEP MY EYES OPEN.
- OKAY.
I KNOW.
I'M LATE.
YES. I'M LATE.
YOU'RE ANGRY...BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAY THAT WAY.
NOT AFTER YOU HAVE THAT BLACK HAM AND BRIE SANDWICH
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY PUT ON IT JUST FOR ME?
- WHAT? - HUH? A LITTLE APRICOT RELISH.
TO DIE.
- IT FIGURES THAT YOU'D HAVE THIS TOWN WIRED ALREADY, DAD.
- WELL, I LIKE THIS PLACE.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE STAYING WITH NEWBERG.
- LIVING WITH HER? NO.
WE'RE KEEPING IT YOUNG, FRESH, YOU KNOW?
AND, UH, PHYSICALLY EXOTIC. - THANK YOU FOR THAT, DAD.
I DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT ANYWAY,
SO GOOD, GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT, NOW, SHE'S GONE FOR THE WEEKEND.
WHEN SHE COMES BACK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BARBECUE.
IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN INVITE HANK.
- HE KEEPS PRETTY BUSY WITH WORK, DAD.
- E-EVERY DAY... OF THE WHOLE SUMMER?
- WOULD YOU BUY A HUNGER STRIKE?
HE JUST WON'T COME.
- AND YOU KNOW THAT WITHOUT ASKING.
- I JUST KNOW HOW YOU GUYS LEFT IT
LAST TIME YOU SAW EACH OTHER AT THE RESTAURANT, RIGHT?
NOTHING'S CHANGED SINCE THEN, AND...
I'M SORRY. - NO, NO.
THERE'S NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST MAGICALLY
MAKE SOMETHING GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS, YOU KNOW?
- RIGHT.
- YOU READY? - [laughs] FOR WHAT?
- FEAST YOUR EYES.
- OH, MY GOD!
THAT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER. - YEAH.
I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD HAVE IT. - REALLY?
- YEAH. YOU GET A LITTLE FRAME,
PUT IT RIGHT UP ON THE WALL.
- SO THAT HANK COULD SEE IT?
I CAN'T DO THIS MIDDLEMAN ACT ANYMORE BETWEEN YOU GUYS.
- ALL RIGHT, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE IT'D BE GREAT
IF HE REMEMBERED A TIME WHEN WE DIDN'T NEED A MIDDLEMAN.
RIGHT NOW WE DON'T NEED A MIDDLEMAN.
JUST A GOOD APPETITE. COME ON.
TWO BLACK HAM.
- HI.
- IS THERE SOMEONE WHO MIGHT KNOW
WHERE TUCKER BRYANT IS?
- HE'S RIGHT UP THERE.
- EXCUSE ME.
HI. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND TUCKER BRYANT?
- UH, FIND OLIVER AMBROSE,
AND THAT'S TUCKER ATTACHED TO HIS HIP.
YOU THE DOCTOR? - YEAH.
- THIS WAY. THANK GOD HE'S ALL RIGHT.
- YEAH. THANK YOU.
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- OH. UH...YEAH.
JUST WE HAVE THIS BIG EVENT TOMORROW.
- MM, I SAW.
EVERY PIECE OF STEMWARE IN THE HAMPTONS
WAS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
- AS THE PREP GETS MORE INTENSE, SO DO THE HEADACHES.
THEY PUT ME IN SUCH A DAZE.
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VASOSPASTIC HEADACHE.
YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE A DOCTOR.
- AH, IT'S JUST STRESS.
COMES WITH THE TERRITORY OF BEING A WINEMAKER.
- BUT JUST IN CASE,
YOU SHOULD MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE DOCTOR.
WITH US. IF YOU WANT.
- THANKS.
- MY TOEIS KILLING ME.
- YEAH. NO HEMATOMAS TO THE SCALP.
NO VERTEBRAL TENDERNESS.
- OKAY. LUNG SOUNDS ARE EQUAL BILATERALLY.
- Y-YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NORTH OF MY TOE?
- YOU ARE LUCKY THAT A SUBUNGAL HEMATOMA
IS YOUR ONLY REAL PROBLEM.
- ACTUALLY, I-I HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
- YOU HAVE BLOOD UNDER YOUR TOENAIL.
- HMM. NOT AS COOL WHEN YOU SAY IT.
MUST BE HER ACCENT. - RIGHT.
I THINK I SAW A BLOWTORCH BACK THERE--CAN YOU GRAB IT?
- MM.
- WHAT ARE YOU, GONNA SPOT WELD ME TO SOMETHING?
- I WILL IF YOU GET FRESH.
NO, I'M JUST HEATING THE NEEDLE.
SO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, GUYS?
- WE WERE KIND OF RACING THE FORKLIFT AND THE FERRARI.
- OH, OF COURSE YOU WERE.
I MEAN, IT WAS A STUPID QUESTION, REALLY.
- ACTUALLY, IT WAS MY FAULT.
TUCKER AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE WE WERE KIDS.
- MY DAD WAS A VERY GOOD CUSTOMER HERE.
I'M SURE YOU COULD IMAGINE.
- WOULD YOU LIE DOWN?
HOW DOES THAT LEAD TO RACING A SPORTS CAR?
- THAT'S--THAT'S SIMPLE, ACTUALLY.
OLIVER HERE IS A, UM... WHAT'S THE WORD?
SOCIOPATH.
- [yawning] TUCKER... IS A BOY SCOUT.
HE COMPLETES ME.
- YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME YOU STEP INTO A FERRARI,
SOMETHING FAIRLY BAD HAPPENS-- JUST AN OBSERVATION.
- MAYBE I SHOULD BUY A SAAB.
GIVE THE FORKLIFT A FIGHTING CHANCE.
- JUST RELAX.
OKAY, PRESSURE'S RELEASED. YOU SHOULD FEEL BETTER NOW.
- YEAH. HE SEEMS QUITE CONTENT.
- SO...I'M GUESSING HIS TOE ISN'T HIS BIGGEST PROBLEM.
[The Blue Van's Independence]
♪
- ♪ MY INDEPENDENCE WENT AWAY
♪ I DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN IT SAID ♪
♪ RELY ON YOURSELF
♪ TRUSTING SOMEONE ELSE
♪ IS A PATH FOR THE SILENT GHOST ♪
- SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FATIGUED?
- EVER SINCE I GOT BACK FOR THE RE-LAUNCH.
WE SWITCHED OVER TO BIODYNAMIC A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO,
AND WE'RE DEBUTING THE NEW VINTAGES TOMORROW.
- I'VE HEARD ABOUT THAT. IT'S ORGANIC.
ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY.
- YEAH. IT WAS ACTUALLY OLIVER'S IDEA.
IT'S THE FIRST IN THE REGION.
HE'S GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT IT TOMORROW AT THE PARTY.
- YOU GUYS SHOULD COME CHECK IT OUT.
BRING YOUR FRIENDS.
WE WANT THE PLACE TO BE PACKED FOR THE PRESS PHOTOS.
- SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT CAUSE. - YEP.
BUT BEFORE YOU CAME BACK FOR THE RE-LAUNCH,
WE TALKED AND YOU SAID YOU WERE SLEEPING IN
AND MISSING CLASSES.
- FREEDOM. PARTIES.
LADIES.
- YEAH. EXCEPT THAT UC DAVIS
IS THE TOP WINE-MAKING PROGRAM IN THE COUNTRY,
AND YOU WORKED YOUR ASS OFF TO GET IN.
- YEAH. AND I WILL BOUNCE BACK NEXT SEMESTER.
YOU'RE FREAKING OUT OVER NOTHING.
- YOU FELL ASLEEP DRIVING A FORKLIFT
IN A RACE WITH A HEMOPHILIAC.
- I WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE TUCKER'S MIND OFF
THE WHOLE DISINHERITANCE THING.
- WHAT...
- WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
OR MAYBE OLLIE WILL JUST BLOG ABOUT IT AND SAVE ME TIME.
- OH! I'M SORRY.
[laughing] I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS COVERT OPS.
- WE SHOULD TAKE SOME BLOOD.
UH...IT COULD BE MONO.
- THE KISSING DISEASE?
YEAH, THAT ACTUALLY TOTALLY LINES UP.
- DEFINITELY A POSSIBILITY.
- AND A TOX SCREEN IS STANDARD.
- A...TOX SCREEN?
NOW YOU SOUND LIKE MY DAD.
- YEAH. HANK, DON'T-- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
OLIVER WAS AROUND FOR A LOT OF THE TIMES THAT MY DAD WAS...
- TUCKER AND I MADE A PACT TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT CRAP.
- DIVYA. - HEY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- BLOOD SAMPLES.
FROM THE AMBROSE FOUNTAIN WINERY.
HEY, YOU WANT A DRINK FOR FREE TOMORROW?
- AT THE WINERY? I'M ALREADY GOING.
I THINK EVERYONE IN TOWN IS GOING.
- BREAKFAST AT NOON?
- UH...HA.
I WAS TOO NAUSEATED TO EAT AT BREAKFAST.
[softly] IT'S THE HOSPITAL BOARD.
BUNCH OF GREEDY BASTARDS.
- THEY BOUGHT YOU CHEAP BREAKFAST FOOD?
- NO. IT'S THEIR CLINIC PROPOSAL.
IT DOESN'T TREAT A PATIENT FOR THREE YEARS.
- WHY?
- THEY WANT TO USE THE CASH FOR MORE PRESSING NEEDS.
- GREEDY BASTARDS, INDEED.
- NOW I'M STARVING.
HEY, UM, DO YOU WANNA GRAB LUNCH?
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT I HAVE THIS DEEP, UNCONTROLLABLE CRAVING
FOR P, B AND J.
- NAUSEA AND STRANGE CRAVINGS, HUH?
HEY, UH...
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU AND HANK...
BROKE UP?
- NO WAY.
OH, GOD!
[toilet flushes]
- HEY, THANKS FOR BUYING THIS.
I CAN'T BUY A LATTE IN THIS TOWN
WITHOUT PEOPLE ASKING ME ABOUT IT.
IF I GOT ONE AT THE HOSPITAL... WHOO-HOO!
- WHAT DOES WHOO-HOO MEAN?
- MINUS EQUALS NOT PREGNANT.
GOD, I LOVE A MINUS.
I'M GOING TO GET A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH.
- HANK? I GOT SOME BIG NEWS.
- WHOEVER MAKES YOUR SHIRTS DISCOVERED A BRAND-NEW PASTEL?
- I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
THIS IS ACTUALLY ALL WOODY HARRELSON-APPROVED HEMP.
THIS IS MY SHOUT-OUT TO THE ENVIRONMENT.
- WELL, THAT IS BIG NEWS.
- WELL, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS DIVYA GETTIN' KNOCKED UP.
- WHAT?
- I SAW HER AT THE STORE YESTERDAY.
SHE WAS BUYING A PREGNANCY TEST.
- OKAY.
- I GUESS I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WOULD CHANGE HER MIND
ABOUT MARRYING RAJ AND MOVING TO LONDON.
- OKAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN,
BUT THERE ARE TWO WAYS THOSE TESTS CAN GO.
- RIGHT. THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. OKAY. GOOD.
I'LL INVESTIGATE AT THE WINERY.
- GREAT. - SPEAKING OF WHICH, UH...
I INVITED DAD. - WHY--
- BECAUSE IT'S RIGHT UP HIS ALLEY.
IT'S ALL ABOUT BIODYNAMICS AND GREEN TECH.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIS BLUESKY COMPANY, RIGHT?
- YOU DID. RIGHT AFTER I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME ABOUT IT.
- OH, MY GOD, SUCK IT UP.
HENRY, YOU ARE SEEING YOUR FATHER TODAY,
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. - RICH PEOPLE
TOO DRUNK TO PROTECT THEIR WALLETS--
I'M SURE HE JUMPED AT THE INVITE.
- ACTUALLY, HE REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS STUFF.
- [laughs] YEAH. - PLUS, HE GETS TO HANG
WITH HIS TWO SONS...
JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
- [laughs]
YOU ALWAYS DID LOVE COSTUMES.
- WE WERE ON A TREASURE HUNT, REMEMBER?
[whining, squealing]
YAY!
- I DON'T REMEMBER IT THAT WAY.
- I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT THE TABLE.
- OKAY.
- HEY. I WAS JUST LEAVING.
- WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID, OR SOMETHING I WAS GOING TO SAY?
- NO, I GOT CALLED BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.
GOD FORBID I HAVE AN ACTUAL DAY OFF.
- WELL, MAYBE I'LL CATCH YOU AT THE NEXT BIODYNAMIC
WINE-MAKING RE-LAUNCH PARTY.
- I HOPE I SEE YOU SOONER THAN THAT.
[both chuckle]
- OH. - OH. UH...
- SORRY. - OKAY, WELL...
WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THAT AGAIN SOON.
- YEAH. WE'LL NAIL IT NEXT TIME.
HEY, GUYS.
I'VE, UH, I'VE GOT SOME TEST RESULTS.
DO YOU WANNA SPEAK PRIVATELY?
- TUCKER'S LIKE MY LITTLE BROTHER.
- WELL, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT MONO.
WE'RE STILL WAITING ON THE CBC AND CHEM PANEL.
- NOW, WOULD THAT SHOW IF HE HAD NARCOLEPSY?
- THE SYMPTOMS DON'T ADD UP FOR THAT.
MY NEXT STEP IS AN MRI,
WHICH I THINK WE SHOULD SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW.
- [laughing] YOU GUYS ARE INSANE.
I FEEL FINE.
IF I FALL ASLEEP ON ANY MORE FORKLIFTS,
I'LL CALL YOU.
- HOW MANY HAVE YOU TAKEN TODAY?
- SEE WHAT I MEANT ABOUT THE STRESS?
- DID YOU CALL YOUR DOCTOR?
- LOOK, THE TRUTH IS,
I'VE ONLY BEEN AT THIS JOB FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
AND MY INSURANCE HASN'T KICKED IN YET.
- EVAN?
- HEY!
THERE YOU ARE.
THAT'S WEIRD.
OH, I SEE YOU HAVE AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE THERE.
- ARE YOU...
ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?
- NO. I WAS LOOKIN' FOR YOU. I WAS--I WANTED TO SAY HI.
HI.
ARE YOU GONNA DRINK THAT?
- I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT TODAY.
- OH. ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LOAD OFF?
IT'S JUST 'CAUSE OF THE HEAT, YOU KNOW?
SIT DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES AND REST UP.
- LISTEN, OUR PRACTICE DOES PRO BONO WORK.
I'M HAPPY TO HELP YOU.
- I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT HERE.
YOU DRINK JUST LIKE MY DAD.
THOUGH HE PREFERS HIS WINE IN A BOX.
- OH, I LOVE THOSE.
THOSE ARE REALLY GOOD FOR ORGANIZING YOUR FRIDGE.
OH, NO, NO, NO, SHE'S-- I-I'M STILL THIRSTY.
- MY PARENTS NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD
THIS WHOLE WINE-MAKING GIG.
THEY WANTED ME TO HAVE AN OFFICE AND A 401K.
- PARENTS SEEM TO THINK THEY KNOW BEST.
- SO WHAT ARE YOU PICKING UP?
- FROM THE WINE? - YEAH.
- KINDA LEMONY, I GUESS.
IT'S WEIRD.
I ALSO TASTE KIND OF A SHORTBREAD.
- HE TENDS TO MAKE THINGS UP AS HE GOES ALONG.
- UH, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
NO ONE EVER GETS THE SHORTBREAD.
- YOU'RE SAYING THERE ACTUALLY IS SHORTBREAD IN IT?
- HERE.
TRY THIS.
- GOD, SO MUCH WINE.
EECH.
IT'S LIKE BURNT TOAST. - SEE? HE'S AN IDIOT.
- OR HE'S A SUPER-TASTER.
- THERE IS NO WAY THAT HE IS A SUPER ANYTHING.
- SORRY. L-LET THE LADY TALK. WHAT'S A SUPER-TASTER?
- WELL, THEY HAVE MORE TASTE BUDS,
SO THEY HAVE A KEENER SENSE OF TASTE THAN MOST PEOPLE.
- SO...IT'S KINDA LIKE A SUPERPOWER.
YOU'RE SAYING THAT I HAVE A SUPERPOWER.
I FOUND MY RADIOACTIVE SPIDER, IT LOOKS LIKE--HOLY GOSH!
- HOW 'BOUT DOING ME A LITTLE FAVOR?
- WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET?
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LEAP A TALL BUILDING IN A SINGLE BOUND?
- HOW 'BOUT YOU LEAP OFF A TALL BUILDING?
- I HAVE SOME WINES IN THE BARREL ROOM
I'D LOVE YOUR THOUGHTS ON.
CARE FOR A PRIVATE TASTING?
- ISN'T THAT YOUR JOB?
- WELL, DOCTORS GET SECOND OPINIONS SOMETIMES, DON'T THEY?
- [chuckles] HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
- JUST A TRICK I PICKED UP AT SCHOOL.
NO MORE SNEAKING CORKSCREWS OUT OF THE TASTING ROOM.
HERE. GIVE IT A SHOT.
- ISN'T YOUR SPEECH REALLY SOON?
- I'M GOOD TO GO. I'M ON TOP OF MY GAME.
- DOUBLE-FISTING WINE BOTTLES.
- RELAX.
[chuckles]
- YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HANK.
FIRST TIME I MET HANK, HE SAVED MY LIFE.
LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE SAVED MY DAD'S LIFE.
HE--HE'S GENERALLY A GOOD GUY TO LISTEN TO.
- YEAH? WELL, I'M NOT A HEMOPHILIAC OR AN ADDICT.
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY KILLING MY BUZZ RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT'S GOING ON? JUST GET THE MRI, OLIVER.
PLEASE?
- [laughing] TO SCAN FOR WHAT?
SIGNS OF "MAKING TUCKER CRY" SYNDROME?
- WHO ARE YOU, DUDE?
YOU'RE INSULTING ME, MAN.
AND YOU'RE INSULTING MY DAD.
YOU'RE HAMMERED.
AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT SPEECH
ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE!
- A-ARE YOU REALLY, REALLY GONNA TELL ME...
THAT NOTHING'S WRONG RIGHT NOW?
- SPOKEN LIKE A BOY SCOUT.
[package rustles]
WELL, THERE GOES THE WHOLE LITTLE BROTHER FEELING, MAN.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST LIKE FAMILY.
YOU'RE JUST LIKE MYFAMILY. - YOU GONNA OPEN THIS OR...
ARE YOU GONNA KEEP TALKING?
COME ON.
STOP BEING SUCH A BITCH.
- THANKS FOR COMING SO FAST.
IS HE OKAY? - YEAH, HE'S FINE.
- I, UH--I GOT THAT FACTOR VIII FROM THE CAR--
- HE SAID I'M FINE.
- THANK YOU.
- JUST GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, OLLIE.
- DUDE...
- MAYBE...
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE ANGRY,
BUT TAKING IT OUT ON A BOTTLE ONLY MAKES THINGS WORSE.
- HE SAW EVERYTHING--
EVERYTHING I WENT THROUGH WITH MY DAD.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE CAN DO THAT STUFF,
AND AROUND ME.
- OKAY. HE'S YOUR FRIEND.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
- YOU KNEW FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, YOU KNOW.
THE FIRST THING YOU ASKED FOR WAS A DRUG TEST.
- WELL, I ASK FOR A STANDARD WORK-UP.
COULD YOU PUT SOME PRESSURE ON THAT?
- THAT'S WHY HE WASN'T HIMSELF, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S WHY HE'S BEEN EXHAUSTED,
LICKING THE LIFE OUT OF POTATO CHIP BAGS.
- TRY TALKING TO HIM
AFTER HE'S HAD SOME TIME TO COOL OFF.
- YOU MEAN SOBER UP?
- LEATHER?
UM...KIND OF A SOULFUL, PITHY...
- EVAN.
- CHERRY?
CHERRY'S RIGHT? - [chuckling]
- THIS IS AWESOME! - WHY EVAN, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE?
- WHOA!
- SHOULDN'T YOU BE NOTING YOUR OWN TASTES?
- I WISH I COULD, BUT I CAN'T TASTE THEM AT ALL.
I THINK IT MIGHT BE AN AVM.
- LIKE A DUNE BUGGY? - OR...
AN ARTERIOVENOUS MALFORMATION.
IT'S AN ABNORMAL CONNECTION
BETWEEN THE ARTERY AND THE VEIN.
- OH.
- BUT KIM, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
- I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
I'VE...HAD ONE BEFORE.
- YOU HAVE? WHEN?
- FIVE YEARS AGO. STARTED WITH HEADACHES.
DOCTOR CALLED IT VASOSPASTIC THEN TOO.
- DID YOU HAVE A COIL PLACED IN YOUR AVM TO EMBOLIZE IT?
- I MADE IT THROUGH FINE.
AND WHEN I WOKE UP, I HAD THIS...
AMAZING PALATE.
- HEIGHTENED TASTE. - I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
BUT I JUST...I KNEW I HAD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT,
LIKE IT WAS-- LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN.
SO I QUIT MY DESK JOB, AND I FOUND WINE-MAKING.
THEN ABOUT TWO DAYS AGO,
ALL THE WINE STARTED TASTING THE SAME.
AND THE HEADACHES.
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.
- OKAY, YOU NEED A CT SCAN RIGHT AWAY.
YOU COULD HAVE ANOTHER SYMPTOMATIC AVM.
- RIGHT AWAY, MEANING BEFORE MY INSURANCE TAKES EFFECT?
- YES.
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR INSURANCE.
YOU CAN AFFORD US. BUT YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO WAIT.
- MY NEW COMPANY. THERE YA GO.
OH! DR. LAWSON.
- OH, PLEASE... CALL ME HANK.
- YOU KNOW, YOUR BROTHER PUT ME AT YOUR TABLE
SO I CAN SIT BETWEEN MY SONS.
- OH. ISN'T THAT NICE? - YEAH.
- "GOT WIND"?
- OH, THIS IS MY NEW ENERGY COMPANY I INVESTED IN.
EVAN DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT?
- JUST TRY AND STOP HIM.
- YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ANYWHERE, HAVE YOU?
- HE'S...HERE SOMEWHERE.
- HEY, UH, HANK?
DID HE BY ANY CHANCE SHOW YOU THE PICTURE I GAVE HIM?
- OH, YEAH...SUCH A SPECIAL MEMORY, THE REPO LOT INCIDENT.
- THAT CADDY WASN'T REPOed. IT WAS IMPOUNDED.
AND FALSELY IMPOUNDED, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
WE WERE FIGHTING THE SYSTEM.
- OH, YEAH! - YEAH.
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I REMEMBER.
- USE YOUR FOOT AND PUSH.
YEAH.
[growling]
- YOU OKAY, HENRY?
- YEAH, BUT I CAN'T REACH THE KEYS.
- LOOK AROUND. SEE WHAT YOU COULD USE.
[dog barking]
I REMEMBER THAT THAT WAS THE DAY
I REALIZED YOU COULD DO ANYTHING.
- THAT WAS THE DAY I REALIZED YOU WOULDDO ANYTHING.
- HANK. - OH, DIVYA, THIS IS EDDIE...
LAWSON.
- I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.
I HEAR YOU'RE AN INVALUABLE MEMBER OF THE HANKMED TEAM.
WHIP SMART.
- WELL, I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU TOO.
- WHICH SON TALKED ABOUT ME?
- OKAY, COULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND?
- SURE. - THANKS.
- LET ME JUST SAY YOU SIZZLE IN RED.
- ALL RIGHT, EASY, KILLER.
- THANK YOU. - OKAY.
- KIM. THE WINEMAKER. - UH-HUH.
- HAD AN AVM FIVE YEARS AGO AND IS HAVING HEADACHES AGAIN.
- SO SHE NEEDS A CT.
- I'M TAKING HER TO HAMPTONS HERITAGE NOW.
- DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE YOU? - EVAN OFFERED AS WELL.
YOU DO REMEMBER THAT I DROVE US HERE, RIGHT?
- YEAH, NO, NO, NO. WE JUST WANNA HELP, YOU KNOW,
IN ANY WAY WE CAN WITH... ANYTHING...
- WHEN THIS IS OVER, I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO.
- HEY.
HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM YET? - NO. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
BUT HIS SPEECH IS STARTING SOON.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'LL TALK TO HIM WHEN HE FINISHES.
- INTERVENTION AT A WINERY.
I JUST LOVE IRONY.
- [laughs]
SO WHILE WE HAVE A SECOND,
I KNOW YOUR FAMILY FINANCES ARE NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
SO IF YOU DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT,
THAT'S TOTALLY COOL.
WELL, WHEN I WAS A KID, WE HAD A COMFORTABLE LIFE.
I MEAN, IT WAS NO BRYANT BLENDER FORTUNE,
BUT WE DIDN'T WORRY ABOUT MONEY.
THEN ONE DAY, MY FATHER, UH...
THAT'S HIM RIGHT OVER THERE.
- WAIT. I-I THOUGHT YOUR OLD MAN WAS M.I.A.
- HE WAS.
ANYWAY, HE BLEW IT ALL.
SO...I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SUDDENLY BE WITHOUT.
BUT YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING FOR YOU BESIDES MONEY...
- WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT, HANK, BUT ACTUALLY--
[tap tap tap] - HELLO, EVERYBODY.
THANKS FOR COMING.
WE'RE SO VERY PROUD OF HIM...
- IT'S SHOWTIME. - YEAH.
- SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
OUR SON OLIVER.
- A-ARE THOSE OLIVER'S PARENTS?
- YEAH. YEAH, BOB AND LAURA. WHY?
- IS HE ADOPTED?
- N-NO. WHY?
- WELL, THEY'RE SO FAIR-SKINNED COMPARED TO HIM.
- WELL, HE'S NOT USUALLY THAT TAN.
HE JUST CAME BACK FROM CALIFORNIA THAT WAY.
- AND YOU SAID HE WAS ACTING STRANGELY.
I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH OLIVER,
AND IT'S NOT DRUGS.
YEAH, UH, THIS IS DR. LAWSON.
I HAVE TO CHECK THE BLOOD WORK ON A PATIENT.
- BEFORE HE MAKES IT UP HERE,
WE HAVE TO THANK MARCHANT ORGANIC FARMS
FOR THE COMPOST MATERIALS.
OH, YES. HA HA.
JUST TODAY, WE MET A NEW PARTNER
IN BLUESKY, INCORPORATED.
EDDIE LAWSON, EVERYBODY.
- OKAY. HE HAS LOW SODIUM AND HIGH POTASSIUM.
WH-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE SKIN DISCOLORATION.
IT'S ADDISON'S DISEASE. - WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S A PROBLEM IN THE ADRENAL GLANDS.
ALSO EXPLAINS HIS FATIGUE AND ERRATIC BEHAVIOR.
- I DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM.
I-IS IT--IS IT BAD?
- IT'S TREATABLE,
BUT IT CAN ESCALATE IF HIS GLANDS SHUT DOWN.
WE NEED TO FIND HIM--NOW.
- [sniffles]
SPEECH.
[thud]
- THE I.V. IS A DYE,
SO THE CONTRAST WILL SHOW UP ON CAMERA.
- RIGHT. I'VE BEEN IN ONE OF THESE BEFORE.
- DIVYA, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US IN THE BOOTH?
JUST AWAY FROM THE RADIATION.
- UH, IT IS A SMALL AMOUNT OF RADIATION.
- LUCKY WE HAD A LIGHT SCHEDULE TODAY.
IS THERE ANYTHING MORE I CAN DO?
- YOU KNOW, HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS
WITH RADIATION LEAKAGE IN HERE?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT IN THE HALL, OR GO OUTSIDE?
SEE...I DON'T TRUST THIS GL-- IT'S JUST GLASS.
- ENOUGH.
YOU HAVE BEEN FUSSING OVER ME ALL DAY.
WHY?
- WELL, EXCUSE ME
FOR TRYING TO PROTECT THE BABY FROM THE DEATH RAYS.
- WHOSE BABY? - NICE TRY.
[whispers] I KNOW. - KNOW WHAT?
- I SAW YOU BUY THE PREGNANCY TEST.
- NOT FOR MYSELF.
- YOU DIDN'T BUY IT FOR YOURS...
OH, MY GOD.
JILL...
AM I GONNA BE AN UNCLE? - SHUT UP!
- JILL IS NOT PREGNANT. I AM NOT PREGNANT.
NO ONE--
STOP!
[exhales]
I THINK SOMEONE IS PREGNANT.
- AFTER WHAT I SAID TO HIM,
HE PROBABLY JUST WANTED TO DISAPPEAR.
- LOOK, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. LET'S JUST FIND HIM.
- WELL, HE'D BE IN HERE. - OLIVER!
OLLIE!
- ARE YOU SURE HE WOULDN'T BE SOMEWHERE ELSE?
HIS ROOM, MAYBE. - NO, NO.
WE JUST MUST HAVE MISSED HIM.
HANK. HE WOULDN'T GO IN THERE. HE KNOWS BETTER.
- WE SHOULD MAKE SURE, OKAY? - OKAY.
- OLIVER!
- OLLIE! WELL, HE'S NOT IN THIS ONE.
- OLIVER! - OLLIE!
- IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE? IT'S NOT WITH EVAN, IS IT?
- NO. EVAN'S FINE, OKAY. - HANK!
HANK, HE'S IN HERE! OLIVER!
OLLIE! HE--HE'S UNCONSCIOUS.
- DON'T GO IN--THE FUMES!
- I'LL HOLD MY BREATH. - NO--TUCKER!
YOU CAN'T STAY IN THERE.
IT'S TOXIC DOWN THERE, TUCKER!
- WOW, THAT SMELLS!
- [gasping]
- TUCKER!
TUCKER! TUCKER! CALL 911.
TELL THEM WE GOT A KID TRAPPED IN A CONFINED SPACE.
- ALREADY DONE AND DONE. - WE GOTTA GET THEM OXYGEN.
HOW DO WE VENTILATE THIS TANK?
- THERE'S A FAN. - GOOD. GET IT. GO.
- HOW DO WE GET THE FAN UP THERE?
- WE DON'T--WE HAVE TO CIRCULATE AIR FROM THE BOTTOM.
- WHAT?
- THE CARBON AND SULFUR DIOXIDES FROM THE FERMENTATION PROCESS
SETTLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TANK
BECAUSE THEY'RE HEAVIER THAN AIR.
- HERE. YOU CAN PLUG IT IN.
- EXCELLENT.
- HEY, WHAT IF WE USE THESE, UH,
WELDER'S O2 CANISTERS AND SHOVE THE OXYGEN DOWN?
- NO, TOO DANGEROUS. ONE SPARK OF STATIC ELECTRICITY
COULD SEND THE WHOLE THING UP IN FLAMES.
- WELL, WE GOTTA GET THE KID OUTTA THERE.
- PULLEY! - PULLEY!
OKAY, I SEE ROPE. - GOOD, GO.
TUCKER.
TUCKER! - [coughs] WHAT HAPPENED?
- ALL RIGHT, STAY NEAR THE OPENING IN THE SIDE.
RIGHT HERE, NEAR THAT FAN.
BREATHE. THAT'S IT.
- [gasping]
- DO YOU HAVE ANY PAIN ANYWHERE?
- UM...NO. NO. I-I DON'T THINK SO.
- ARE YOU BLEEDING? - NO. NO, I'M GOOD.
- YOU'RE GONNA PUT THIS HARNESS AROUND OLIVER,
UNDER HIS ARMS, ALL RIGHT?
- YEP.
- [gasping] - TUCKER, LAY DOWN FOR A SEC.
OKAY? JUST LAY DOWN... FACE THAT OPENING AND BREATHE.
THAT'S FRESH AIR. GOOD.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BUDDY. YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
HERE WE GO.
GOOD.
GOOD. THAT'S IT.
[Tucker coughing] NICE!
OKAY, NICE JOB. NOW, JUST LAY BACK DOWN
AND BREATHE IN THAT FRESH AIR.
ALL RIGHT...HERE WE GO.
- [gasping]
- I'LL PULL, YOU LOCK. - OKAY.
- HERE WE GO! [both grunting]
- OKAY. - COME ON! PULL!
- ONE MORE. OKAY.
- [grunting] - HERE WE GO. ONE MORE.
- AH! - OKAY, COME ON.
- ALL RIGHT. - YOU GOT HIM?
- YEAH. IT'S COMING...
THERE WE GO. - ALL RIGHT.
LAY HIM DOWN GENTLY, GENTLY, GENTLY.
- THERE WE GO. I GOT YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.
HE'S BREATHING, BUT IT'S LABORED.
OKAY, YOU STAY WITH HIM, ALL RIGHT?
YELL IF ANYTHING CHANGES. - OKAY.
- HERE YOU GO. NOW, PUT THE RIG ON YOURSELF.
- I THINK I COULD JUST CLIMB UP.
- IF YOU FALL, THIS GETS WORSE, ALL RIGHT?
JUST PUT THE HARNESS UNDER YOUR ARMS.
THAT'S IT.
DAD!
I NEED YOU!
NOW, HURRY! COME ON.
- YEAH. I'M COMING.
- I'LL PULL. YOU LOCK.
[both grunting]
- GO! COME ON, ONE MORE.
GO!
UHH! THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT!
LEAN HIM UP AGAINST THE VAT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KEEP AN EYE ON OLIVER.
- [coughing] - LET'S GET THIS ROPE OFF YOU.
- OKAY.
NO. NO SWELLING.
DO YOU FEEL ANY PAIN IN YOUR JOINTS
OR A PRICKLY FEELING?
- NO. NO. NO, I'M FINE.
OLIVER! - YOU SAVED HIM, TUCKER.
- NO, OLIV-- - JUST LIE STILL
UNTIL THE PARAMEDICS COME.
- HEY, HANK, GET OVER HERE.
HE DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
IT'S LIKE WHEEZING OR SOMETHING.
- UPPER AIRWAY OBSTRUCTION DUE TO SWELLING.
HE'S TURNING CYANOTIC.
HE'S NOT GETTING ENOUGH OXYGEN.
- OLIVER?
- SO WHAT DO WE DO?
- WE HAVE TO INTUBATE.
MY BAG'S IN DIVYA'S CAR. - I'LL GET IT.
- NO, NO, NO. SHE LEFT FOR THE HOSPITAL.
- HANK... - TUCK--TUCKER, STAY PUT.
JUST STAY PUT. OKAY, CHECK THE WORK BENCH.
- FOR WHAT? - FLEXIBLE WIRE.
SOMETHING TO CUT COPPER TUBING WITH.
AND WE CAN USE THAT OXYGEN NOW.
I NEED SOMETHING TO STERILIZE WITH.
- IS THERE ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THE WINE?
- I-I DON'T THINK SO, BUT WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE?
- HEY, YOU KNOW, BOBBY AMBROSE
SAID THAT THEY MAKE THE GRAPPA FROM REMNANTS.
- THANK YOU, BOBBY. PLENTY OF ALCOHOL HERE.
I NEED THE CLIPPERS.
PERFECT.
PIERCING CRYCOTHYROID MEMBRANE.
- GOOD. WIRE.
- WIRE.
- HANK, HE'S BLUE.
- YEAH.
WE'RE FIXING THAT.
- OH, WOW.
OH, WOW!
- ADVANCING ENDOTRACHEAL TUBE.
- OH, WOW!
EH, WE NEED SOMETHING TO SEAL THESE TUBES TOGETHER.
- WELL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD COME IN HANDY.
- IT WILL.
IT WORKED. HE'S BREATHING.
- YEAH.
YEAH.
- HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
WHOO!
- YOU CERTAINLY SURPASSED EVERYTHING I TAUGHT YOU.
- THIS ONE WAS NEW TO ME TOO.
AND, UH...
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT ALONE.
- IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE YOU CALLED ME DAD...
LET ALONE ASKED FOR MY HELP.
- YEAH.
OKAY.
- IT'S CALLED DYSGEUSIA.
SOME PREGNANT WOMEN CAN TASTE METAL, CHALK,
OR NOTHING AT ALL.
- WEIRD. IT'S GOOD NEWS, THOUGH.
MAZEL TOV. ABSOLUTELY.
- AND THE HEADACHES? - YOU'RE PROBABLY DEHYDRATED.
YOUR BODILY FLUID VOLUME DECREASES WITH PREGNANCY.
- OOH, THAT IS WEIRD. THAT'S--
THE KID'S ALREADY LEACHING ON YOUR LIFE FORCE.
IN A GOOD WAY, THOUGH.
- YOUR PALATE COULD RETURN ANY TIME DURING PREGNANCY,
CERTAINLY BY THE TIME YOU GIVE BIRTH.
- THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. [laughing]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
I'M NOT USUALLY A CRIER.
- IT'S PROBABLY THE HORMONES.
[Evan chuckles]
- YEAH, WEIRD. REALLY WEIRD.
- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
[laughter]
- I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW NICE YOU WERE TO ME
WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS PREGNANT.
IT WAS LIKE INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS.
- I KNOW, I WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT
YOUR CRAZY PREGNANCY LADY EMOTIONS--
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
THAT'S NOT A HORROR FILM I'D LIKE TO SEE, BY THE WAY.
- LUCKY FOR YOU, I'LL BE LONG GONE
BEFORE THERE'S ANY CHANCE OF THAT.
- YEAH.
DO YOU HAVE TO BE?
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW IF HANK AND I CAN DO THIS...
WITHOUT YOU.
- I HAVE TO MOVE TO LONDON.
- OF COURSE YOU DO.
WELL, UH, WHEN WE REPLACE YOU WITH ANOTHER SEXY INDIAN P.A.,
UH...IT WON'T BE THE SAME.
HERE, LET ME GET THAT.
- I APPRECIATE THAT.
- HE'LL NEED AN ACTH TEST,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ADDISON'S DISEASE.
HE NEEDS HYDROCORTISONE AND SALINE.
SO LUCKILY, THE STEROIDS FOR ADDISON'S
WILL REDUCE THE SWELLING IN HIS AIRWAY.
HE'LL BE BREATHING ON HIS OWN BY THE END OF THE DAY.
- HOW THE HELL DO YOU RIG SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON THE FLY?
- YOU LOOK AROUND, SEE WHAT YOU COULD USE.
- THAT'S MY LINE. - HANK, I'M FINE.
- COME ON, TUCKER, YOU'RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL TOO.
- HEY, TELL OLLIE I'LL RACE HIM THERE.
- HOLD IT.
THAT'S MY BOY.
- WHEN I GOT THE TWEET TUCKER WAS IN THE HOSPITAL,
I CAME DOWN WITH
A SUDDEN INFLAMMATORY AUTOIMMUNE DISORDER.
- HUH?
- IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE.
- OH. OKAY. VERY CUTE.
- SO I-IS OLLIE JUST GONNA GO BACK TO NORMAL NOW?
- HIS SYMPTOMS WILL BE CONTROLLED
BY A PERMANENT DRUG REGIMEN.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? THANK HIM FOR THE WINE.
SO AWESOME. I'M GONNA START WITH THIS GUY.
- OKAY. YOU NEED TO CHILL THAT FIRST.
- YEAH. NO, JUST PUT SOME ICE CUBES IN IT.
- DON'T YOU DARE!
- [laughs] - EVAN!
- IT'S UNDER CONTROL.
- GOOD. GOOD TO KNOW.
- SO...YOU AND YOUR POP SAVING THE DAY TOGETHER.
YOU SHOULD REALLY TAKE THAT ACT ON THE ROAD.
- YEAH. THAT WAS A ONE-NIGHT ONLY SHOW.
BUT A GOOD REMINDER THAT...
YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM FAMILY.
- IT'S LIKE MY DISINHERITANCE DILEMMA.
YOU HAD IT WRONG.
I'M NOT GETTING CUT OFF.
MY DAD IS.
- OH. - YEAH.
MY GRANDFATHER'S GIVING IT ALL TO ME.
AND I'M IN CHARGE OF MY DAD'S ALLOWANCE.
SO...I GUESS JUST, UH...
ANY FUTURE HEALTH CRISIS BILLS YOU CAN SEND MY WAY.
- THAT'S A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY...
EVEN FOR THE BOY SCOUT.
- YEAH, WELL, IT'S JUST THE LATEST BATTLE
IN A LONG-RUNNING CIVIL WAR.
THAT'S NEVER BEEN VERY CIVIL.
- WELL, OF ALL THE 17-YEAR-OLDS I KNOW...
YOU'RE THE ONE I'D TRUST.
- THANKS, HANK.
- SO AS YOU KNOW,
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED MY OWN SUPERPOWER.
I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO EXPRESS
UM...HOW HAPPY I AM THAT I GET TO SAY
I HAVE A SUPERPOWER, BASICALLY.
- ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
EH, D--HOLD ON.
OKAY. THERE YOU GO.
- ARE YOU READY FOR REAL? - LET'S DO THIS.
- HERE WE GO.
[crunching]
OKAY.
- BRING IT.
- I TASTE ORANGE, LEMON, A HINT OF RASPBERRY.
I'M DEFINITELY GETTING
SOME PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL.
- INTERESTING. - I DON'T WANNA BE A SNOB HERE,
BUT... - FEEL FREE.
- NO, I D-I--OKAY.
THE LOOPS ARE DEFINITELY NOT TRUE RINGS.
I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE MORE LIKE JAGGED OVALS.
- MM. WELL, SUPER-PALATE...
WHAT IS IT?
- OH, GOD, IT'S SO HARD. I JUST--I DON'T KNOW IF I...
FRUITY PUFFS.
- YOU GOT IT, SUPER-PALATE!
- I KNEW IT.
- I GUESS WE BETTER ORDER TIGHTS AND A CAPE.
- WHICH REMINDS ME, UM...
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA TELL YOU.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
YEAH. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT DIVYA NOT BEING PREGNANT.
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE TREASURE HUNT WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
AND...I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I HAVE SOME WEIRD KRYPTONIAN MENTAL BLOCK
WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT'S REAL AND...
WHAT I WANT TO BE REAL.
- ACTUALLY...
I WAS GONNA SAY YOU WERE RIGHT.
- YOU WERE GONNA SAY WHAT?
I DIDN'T--I-I'M GETTING LIKE A WEIRD
STEPFORD FEELING FROM YOU RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SAID THOSE WORDS TO ME
EVER...IN OUR LIVES.
- I SAID THEM.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
I REMEMBER THAT DAY.
THE TREASURE HUNT.
IT REALLY WAS AN ADVENTURE.
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU.
UNBELIEVABLE JOB, BOYS!
- YAY! - OKAY.
OH, HERE'S YOUR SUPER EVAN CAPE.
WHAT IS THIS, BOYS? - THIS IS AN ADVENTURE!
- THAT'S RIGHT. - I LOVE YOU, DAD.
- I LOVE YOU TOO, PAL. SUPERHERO TIME.
- GREAT. SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP AT ALL?
- YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, SUPERMAN.
WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.
- [under breath] THAT'S SPIDER-MAN.
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