- YOU LET A BILLIONAIRE HOSPITAL TRUSTEE DIE
TO SAVE SOME KID OFF THE STREET.
- I MADE A JUDGMENT CALL. - YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
- THIS TRIP IS GONNA GET YOU BACK ON YOUR FEET.
- WHAT TRIP? - TO THE HAMPTONS.
- I'M RAISING MONEY FOR A LOCAL FREE CLINIC.
- YOU WANT HANKMED TO RUN YOUR CLINIC?
- I WANT TO WORK THIS OUT.
I WANT THE CLINIC AT HAMPTONS HERITAGE
SO THAT WE CAN HELP MORE PEOPLE.
- I WENT TO DAD'S HOUSE THE OTHER DAY
AND I FOUND SHADOW POND LETTERHEAD.
- SO?
- WHAT IF HE THREW YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY
TO STEAL THE LETTERHEAD?
BORIS OPERATES AT A LEVEL--
LET'S JUST SAY IT'S BEYOND YOUR REACH.
- EDDIE R. LAWSON.
- I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE.
- WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF EMILY?
- I'M STILL FEELING HER OUT.
- DR. EMILY PECK FAXED OVER
A REQUEST FOR JAKE'S RECORDS.
- WHAT?
- THIS IS WAR. SHE'S COMING AFTER US.
- HENRY, GET UP!
E.S.M. RIGHT NOW.
EMILY PECK'S CROSSED A SERIOUS LINE.
- HELLO.
YOU'VE REACHED THE VOICEMAIL OF DIVYA KATDARE.
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. [phone beeps]
- ALL RIGHT, SO YOU KNOW HOW I CHECK
THE HANKMED WEB SITE TRAFFIC EVERY MONDAY MORNING?
SO I TYPE "HANKMED.COM" INTO MY BROWSER AND--
[phone beeps]
- PRESS "ONE" TO CONTINUE. - KIDDING ME.
- PRESS "TWO" TO RE--
- SO I TYPED "YANKMED.COM" BY ACCIDENT, ALL RIGHT?
I GET REDIRECTED TO NONE OTHER THAN
DREMILYPECK.COM.
YEAH, SAME EXACT THING HAPPENS
WHEN I TYPE IN "HANKME," "HANKMESS,"
"HUNKMED."
SHE PURCHASED WEB ADDRESSES
TO PLAY ON OUR NAME,
SO WE GOT TO COME UP WITH A SERIOUS
CYBER-RETALIATION PLAN TO DEAL WITH THIS SUCCUBUS.
THIS-- [phone beeps]
- PRESS "ONE" TO CON-- - [sighs]
- "SUCCUBUS"?
REALLY?
- YES, IT'S A...
HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE SEDUCTRESS OR ENCHANTRESS.
- FEMALE DEMON WHO RUINS MEN.
- OH, OKAY.
- AWKWARD, ISN'T IT?
- [stammering] DEFINE "AWKWARD."
- WHAT YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW.
- HANK, SHE'S REDIRECTING OUR CLIENTS
AND POTENTIAL CLIENTS TO HER WEB SITE.
- WHAT? IS THAT TRUE?
- IT IS TRUE THAT I HIRED A WEB DESIGNER
TO CREATE AND HOST MY NEW WEB SITE,
BUT NOTHING HE'S DOING IS ILLEGAL.
I WOULDN'T ALLOW THAT. - SHE WOULDN'T ALLOW THAT.
- WAIT, WHAT--WHAT IS SHE DOING IN OUR HOUSE UNINVITED?
- UM.
- WHY AREN'T YOU ASKING HER THAT?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
THIS--AND DO NOT TELL ME WE'LL TALK--
- WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.
- ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY?
- IT'S PRONOUNCED "EMILY."
- SEE YOU LATER, HANK. - OKAY.
HOUSE CALL. WE'LL TALK LATER.
OH, UH, WHAT'S AN "E.S.M." ANYWAY?
- IT'S AN EMERGENCY STAFF MEETING.
- TELL DIVYA IT'S CANCELLED.
- MISS LAM, I THINK MY SEARCH
FOR THE PERFECT REPLACEMENT IS OVER.
YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE MOST QUALIFIED APPLICANT
FOR THIS JOB.
- MISS KATDARE, I FEEL SO HONORED.
- PLEASE, CALL ME DIVYA.
OF COURSE, YOU'LL STILL HAVE TO INTERVIEW
WITH DR. LAWSON AND HIS BROTHER EVAN.
- ABSOLUTELY.
I UNDERSTAND THEY ARE AS PROFESSIONAL
AND DISCREET AS YOU ARE.
- OH, INDEED THEY ARE.
I ASSURE YOU, MISS LAM, HANKMED IS ABOUT MEDICINE,
NOT GOSSIP.
- DIVYA! THERE YOU ARE.
- EVAN.
UH, WOW. WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU--
- SOME OTHER TIME. I'M SORRY.
I'M SURE YOU'RE A LOVELY FRIEND OR WEDDING PLANNER,
CAKE BAKER, WHATEVER YOU ARE.
THIS IS JUST AN EMERGENCY, OKAY?
DR. PECK? SHE'S SHAFTING US.
AND, YES, IT IS IN THE WAY YOU THINK.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
EVAN, I THINK THAT THIS SHOULD WAIT.
- NO, IT CAN'T WAIT,
'CAUSE NOT ONLY IS SHE BONKING THE BOSS,
THE SUCCUBUS IS ALSO TRYING TO STEAL OUR CLIENTS.
IS THAT A CRULLER?
- UM, SHOULD I GO? - NO.
- YES, YES, YES. - MISS LAM, WAIT.
- DIVYA, CAN YOU FOCUS? WE NEED A PLAN.
- WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS TO CONTINUE
TO STAY OUT OF HANK'S PERSONAL LIFE.
GOOD-BYE, ALICE!
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH!
- YOU ALREADY KNEW ABOUT EMILY AND HANK, DIVYA?
DIVYA? DIVYA?
WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME?
- FOR THE SAME REASON THAT I AM NOT
GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW.
IT IS NOT MY BUSINESS.
WHAT IS MY BUSINESS
IS FINDING A REPLACEMENT FOR ME BEFORE I LEAVE,
WHICH I THINK YOU HAVE COMPLETELY SCREWED UP!
- UGH.
- CHOPPER'S GOING DOWN. CHOPPER'S GOING DOWN.
MAN, MOVE FORWARD. PUSH FORWARD, MAN.
PUSH FORWARD.
FLANK ON THE LEFT.
- WAIT, YOU SAID HIS MOTHER MADE THE APPOINTMENT?
- YEAH, SHE CALLED ME.
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
- GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
WATCH FOR THE SNIPER.
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NO, DANIEL, TELL YOUR MOTHER YOU'LL DO YOUR HOMEWORK LATER.
SO ALGEBRA'S EASY. THIS IS WAR.
- UH, STANLEY?
- MEN, RETREAT! RETREAT!
AWW. OVER.
IT'S OVER.
ARE YOU JILL CASEY AND HANK LAWSON
FROM THE HAMPTONS FAMILY CLINIC?
- YES, WE ARE.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, STANLEY.
WE HEAR THAT YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL.
- ROGER THAT. BIG TIME.
- WE'RE SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
WE CAN SEE THAT YOUR TROOPS REALLY NEED YOU.
- FOUR MONTHS AGO, I CAUGHT A COLD.
SO I TOOK A Z-PACK AND THE COLD WENT AWAY.
A WEEK LATER, COLD CAME BACK.
TWO MONTHS LATER, I CAUGHT ANOTHER COLD.
TOOK MORE ANTIBIOTICS AND A FEW WEEKS LATER,
I GOT SICK AGAIN.
- ALL RIGHT, TELL ME IF ANY OF THIS HURTS.
- PLEASE.
LAST WEEK, I WAS A P.O.W. FOR SIX MONTHS.
AHH! A LITTLE BIT.
THREE WEEKS AGO, I WAS SICK AGAIN.
LOWER BACK PAIN, FEVER,
THE NAUSEA, SAME STORY.
- STANLEY, ARE YOU TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF?
DO YOU EXERCISE?
- WELL, I DO THOSE STAIRS ONCE A DAY.
ONCE GOING UP, THEN I COME DOWN.
SOMETIMES I GO BACK UP.
- SO I'LL BE IN TOUCH AS SOON AS WE GET
YOUR BLOOD WORK BACK FROM THE LAB,
THEN WE SHOULD HAVE A BETTER IDEA
OF WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU.
- OKAY.
- ALL I NEED NOW IS YOUR SIGNATURE
FOR OUR CLINIC FILES.
- OKAY.
AND I, UH--I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- IS SOMETHING WRONG?
- IT'S A "CEASE AND DESIST" ORDER FROM DR. BLAIR
AND THE REST OF THE BOARD. - WHAT?
- HANK, WE JUST GOT SERVED.
THEY'VE CLOSED OUR CLINIC.
- YOU'RE A PROCESS SERVER?
- IT'S MY DAY JOB.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I REALLY AM SICK.
- OH, HUH.
[The Blue Van's Independence]
♪
- ♪ MY INDEPENDENCE WENT AWAY
♪ I DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN IT SAID ♪
♪ RELY ON YOURSELF
♪ TRUSTING SOMEONE ELSE
♪ IS A PATH FOR THE SILENT GHOST ♪
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE CLINIC WAS SHUT DOWN.
- HOPEFULLY, NOT FOR LONG. JILL'S ALL OVER IT.
WANTS US TO STAY FOCUSED ON OUR PATIENTS.
- WHICH EXPLAINS WHY YOU SENT STANLEY'S BLOOD WORK
TO THE LAB.
- YEAH, WELL, SOME PART OF HIM
HAD TO GET OUT OF THAT BASEMENT.
REMIND ME AGAIN WHO WE'RE SEEING.
- THE PHILIPS FAMILY.
TED PHILIPS SOLD HIS SUCCESSFUL ENERGY WATER COMPANY
AROUND A YEAR AGO.
HE'S BEEN TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD
WITH HIS WIFE AND KIDS EVER SINCE.
HE IS IN THE HAMPTONS TO PICK UP HIS FATHER
TO JOIN THEM ON THE REST OF THEIR TRIP.
[doorbell rings]
- THANKS AGAIN FOR COMING ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
KIDS?
TEDDY, GRACE, PLEASE SAY HELLO TO OUR GUESTS.
- BONJOUR. - NI HAO.
- HAI. - [chuckles]
SHOW-OFFS. START PACKING, GUYS.
71 HOURS TILL WE'RE AIRBORNE AGAIN.
- YES!
- AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND TED.
BARELY LANDED AND HE'S ALREADY TRYING TO LAUNCH A NEW BUSINESS.
INGESTIBLE SUNSCREEN.
- OH.
- HONEY, THIS IS HANKMED.
- WE'LL BE BACK FROM RUSSIA BY THE END OF THE MONTH, RIGHT?
- NEXT MONTH.
"FAMILY TIME" CONTRACT DOESN'T END UNTIL THEN.
- UH, GUYS, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU.
I'M CONFUSED THOUGH.
WHO HERE NEEDS A DOCTOR?
- UM, WE'RE ALL VERY HEALTHY.
- WELL, THERE WAS THE DELHI BELLY WEEK IN INDIA.
IT HIT ALL OF US.
- YEAH, THAT WAS ROUGH.
- AND THEN TEDDY BROKE HIS TOE AT MACHU PICCHU
AND I STEPPED ON A SEA URCHIN IN THE MALDIVES.
- YES, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, WE'RE ALL FINE.
IT'S MY DAD WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
HE'S HAD THIS SMOKER'S COUGH SINCE BEFORE I WAS BORN,
BUT HE'S GOTTEN MUCH WORSE.
- YEAH, HIS FATHER SWEARS HE'S FINE,
BUT WE NEED TO MAKE SURE,
ESPECIALLY BEFORE WE LEAVE THE U.S.
- WE'RE HAPPY TO TAKE A LOOK.
- ALL RIGHTY, WELL, THANK YOU.
HE'S, UH-- - THROUGH HERE?
- GOOD LUCK. - YEAH.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
- NOW COME ON, MADDIE.
YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FEMUR AND FIBULA.
USE WHAT'S IN YOUR CRANIUM.
[coughs]
YOU TWO, DON'T JUST STAND THERE STARING.
GET IN HERE.
[clears throat]
FEMUR. - FEMUR.
- MM-HMM. FIBULA.
- FI--"FIBULEE."
- FIBULA.
- UH, HARRISON PHILIPS,
THE FATHER OF ARTHROSCOPY AND THE PHILIP'S SUTURE.
- YEAH.
FEMUR.
- FEMUR.
- FIBULA. - FIBULA.
- EXCELLENT.
- EMILY'S OUTFLANKED US IN SPONSORED LINKS TOO,
SO NOW WE FACE A POSSIBLE BIDDING WAR
FOR WHOSE BUSINESS NAME COMES FIRST
WHEN ANYONE SEARCHES FOR "HAMPTONS CONCIERGE MEDICINE."
[stammering] - ALL RIGHT, TELL ME THE TRUTH.
- WHAT? - SHOULD I KEEP THESE?
- YEAH, THE LOOK GOOD ON YOU.
AND OF COURSE HANK'S IGNORING THE FACT
THAT SHE'S TRADING ON OUR NAME TO GENERATE
BUSINESS FOR HERSELF BECAUSE HE'S SLEEPING WITH HER.
UGH! HE'S SLEEPING WITH HER!
- REALLY?
YOU KNOW, I DO THINK THESE LOOK GREAT.
BUT THE PRICE? AYE-YI-YI.
AND WHO THE HELL IS ALEXANDER WANG ANYWAY?
- HE'S A WELL-KNOWN DESIGNER, DAD.
HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING THAT I JUST SAID,
OR IS IT JUST IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU
TO PROCESS ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT HANK AT ALL?
- I HEAR EVERY WORD YOU SAY.
YOU'RE WORRIED. YOU'RE UPSET.
YOU'RE NERVOUS ABOUT LOSING HANKMED, OKAY?
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
YOU WORKED HARD TO GET YOUR NEW LIFE,
BUT--AND THIS IS A REALLY BIG BUT.
EVAN, ARE YOU LISTENING?
YOU'RE LETTING YOUR EMOTIONS GET IN THE WAY.
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE LAWSON FAMILY MOTTO?
- "DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PROBLEM.
FIX IT."
- EXACTLY.
AND I THINK I CAN HELP YOU.
I GOT A GUY.
CAN MAKE THIS SITUATION GO AWAY LIKE THAT.
- REALLY? - MM-HMM.
- HOW?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HOW"?
HE CAN WHACK HER.
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
I DON'T WANT TO KILL HER, DAD.
- KILL HER?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT "KILL HER"?
- YOU SAID-- - NO, NO, NO.
HE'S GOOD AT GETTING INSIDE THOSE WEB SITES, YOU KNOW?
- OH, MY GOD. YOU MEAN "HACK HER."
HE'S OUT OF TOUCH. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
WHATEVER YOU YOUNG PEOPLE SAY, HE CAN DO, RIGHT?
HE'S A COMPUTER GENIUS.
HE'S A DISGRUNTLED EX-GOOGLE EMPLOYEE
AND HE CAN, UH, DEAL WITH EMILY'S THREAT.
LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT TO GO.
- OKAY, TELL ME HOW MUCH HE COSTS AND LET ME KNOW.
- WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE, DAD.
OH, WAIT, DAD.
POP?
HEY, DAD. DAD!
- SO WHEN WERE YOU DIAGNOSED WITH COPD?
- I PREFER TO CALL IT "EMPHYSEMA."
SOUNDS DIRTY, SMOKEY, APPROPRIATE.
- LEAN FORWARD, PLEASE.
- [coughs] 16 YEARS AGO.
- HIS BLOOD PRESSURE IS 198 OVER 93.
- BREATHE IN AND OUT FOR ME, PLEASE.
- [wheezing]
- HOW MUCH DID YOU SMOKE?
- TWO PACKS A DAY, UNFILTERED.
I GAVE 'EM UP SIX MONTHS AGO.
YOU LET YOUR GIRL ASK A PATIENT QUESTIONS?
- BREATHE AGAIN, PLEASE.
- UH, THE NAME IS DIVYA
AND I'M NOT HIS GIRL.
I'M HIS PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT.
- AND WE BOTH WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAKE THIS TRIP WITH YOUR FAMILY.
- OH, I'M GONNA GO.
YOU DON'T SAY NO TO MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
THIS WHOLE GLOBE-TROTTING ADVENTURE WAS HER IDEA.
- I'D LIKE TO UPDATE YOUR ALBUTEROL,
ADD ON A STEROID INHALER, AND LOW-DOSE PREDNISONE.
- WHAT ELSE?
- LASIX TO HELP YOUR CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE
AND LISINOPRIL TO CONTROL YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.
- WHAT ABOUT THEOPHYLLINE?
MY MANHATTAN INTERNIST USED TO PRESCRIBE IT,
THEN HE STOPPED.
- UH, FOR GOOD REASON.
- YEAH, HARDLY ANYONE PRESCRIBES THAT ANYMORE.
SEIZURES, TREMORS, NAUSEA, VOMITING.
- YEAH, I'M WELL AWARE OF ALL THE SIDE EFFECTS.
THANK YOU, BUT I HAVEN'T HAD ANY.
AND IT'S THE ONE MEDICATION THAT USED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
- I FEEL CONFIDENT WITH MY RECOMMENDATIONS.
IF YOU WANT, I CAN BRING IN A PULMONOLOGIST TO CONSULT.
- THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
[clears throat]
[cell phone rings]
- HOW SOON WILL WE GET THE RESULTS?
- ARE THERE ANY OTHER PULMONOLOGISTS
ON THE REGISTRY THAT MIGHT BE AVAILABLE?
ANYONE AT ALL?
- THAT'S IN HUNDREDS, NOT THOUSANDS, RIGHT?
YES, YES, I CAN MAKE THAT WORK.
- FANTASTIC. THANK YOU.
- NO, THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
[phones beep] YEAH!
- SO THE LAB WILL HAVE STANLEY'S TEST RESULTS
BY 8:00 A.M. TOMORROW.
YOU?
- EVERY PULMONOLOGIST IN THE TRI-STATE AREA
IS APPARENTLY BOOKED OR ON VACATION.
- IS HE STILL IN A SNIT ABOUT EMILY?
- NO, I'M NOT IN A SNIT.
I'M NOT THAT JUVENILE.
- HAPPY TO HEAR THAT, BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT
THERE IS ONE OTHER SPECIALIST WHO'S AVAILABLE.
EMILY.
- EMILY PECK?
- YEP, SHE DID A FELLOWSHIP IN PULMONARY MEDICINE.
- DID YOU KNOW THE LATIN ORIGIN OF HER NAME IS "RIVAL"?
I DIDN'T EITHER. I JUST LOOKED IT UP.
WORKING WITH HER IS A HORRIBLE IDEA.
JUST GONNA SAY IT. JUST GONNA SAY IT.
- SHE WON'T BE WORKING WITH ME.
SHE'LL BE WORKING UNDER ME.
- OH, OH. - DON'T EVEN GO THERE.
AND ONLY UNTIL DR. PHILIPS IS FEELING BETTER,
SO LET'S NOT MAKE THIS THE DRAMA IT'S NOT.
- IT'S A GREAT IDEA. - YEAH.
YOU WANT ME TO CALL HER?
- NO, IT'S OKAY. I CAN HANDLE THIS.
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'RE NOT TRYING TO PUSH THEM TOGETHER.
WE'RE TRYING TO PULL THEM APART, DIVYA.
- AND THAT WILL HAPPEN NATURALLY.
- HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
- ONCE HANK GETS A CHANCE TO WORK WITH HER CLOSELY,
I MEAN, HE CAN'T HELP BUT SEE EMILY
FOR THE UP-SELLING, ELBOW-RUBBING, ANTI-HANK
THAT SHE TRULY IS.
- IT'S DEVIOUS. - HMM.
- IT'S RISKY. - NO.
I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE.
TRUST ME, EVAN.
PUTTING THEM TOGETHER IS DEFINITELY
GOING TO PULL THEM APART.
- HIGH-FREAKING-FIVE.
- NOW THAT IS JUVENILE.
- I WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY LIKE THIS.
- OKAY, THANK YOU.
STANLEY, THE WAR-MONGERING PROCESS SERVER,
HAS A WHITE COUNT AT AROUND 13,000 WITH A LEFT SHIFT.
COULD BE A HOT APPY.
- OKAY, I'M ON IT.
I WILL FIND OUT IF THE PAIN HAS MIGRATED.
MR. RUSSELL, HI.
THIS IS DIVYA KATDARE. I WORK WITH HANK--
- OH, MY GOD! I THINK I'M DYING!
- OKAY, MR. RUSSELL, I NEED YOU TO HANG UP AND CALL 9-1-1.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? - HELP ME.
- STANLEY? STANLEY, ARE YOU THERE?
- HEY, I'M SORRY.
I WAS JUST TAKING ENEMY FIRE.
I'M FINE ALTHOUGH MY STOMACH DOES KIND OF BUG.
- OKAY, YOU NEED TO GET TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY.
- I CAN'T.
MY MOM DOESN'T GET HOME TILL 4:00,
SO I DON'T HAVE A CAR.
- WE WILL SEND SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU TO HAMPTONS HERITAGE.
HE'LL BE THERE SHORTLY, OKAY?
- MESSAGE RECEIVED.
OVER AND OUT.
- BUT OUR APPOINTMENT WAS FOR 9:00.
- WELL, SHE ARRIVED ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
THAT WOMAN KNOWS HOW TO SCHMOOZE.
- TO REPAIR CHONDROMALACIA
OF THE RETROPATELLAR CARTILAGE,
A SMALL INCISION IS ARTHROSCOPICALLY MADE TO--
YOU STOP ME IF I NEED TO EXPLAIN
ANY OF THESE WORDS, BLONDIE.
- OH, PLEASE.
I PAY GOOD MONEY TO LOOK HALF AS SMART AS I AM.
THE FLUID GETS INJECTED INTO THE JOINT,
THEN THE INJURY--
- ENJOYING THE SURGERY CHANNEL?
- HELLO, DR. LAWSON. - HELLO.
- DIVYA. - HMM.
- WE'RE JUST LOOKING AT A VIDEO
OF MY FIRST ARTHROSCOPIC PROCEDURE.
- IS THAT BETAMAX?
- WELCOME TO 1980.
- DR. PECK HAS KINDLY OFFERED
TO TRANSFER ALL OF MY SURGERIES TO DVD.
- WELL, THAT IS KIND OF HER.
- YOU SHOULD SEE THESE TAPES, HANK.
THEY ARE AMAZING. - [wheezing]
- YES, AS IS THE FACT THAT WITH THREE DOCTORS
IN THE ROOM AND ONE OF THEM WHEEZING,
NO ONE'S MADE A MOVE FOR THE ALBUTEROL.
- I HATE THAT JUNK.
IT MAKES ME JITTERY.
- HE WON'T TAKE IT MORE THAN ONCE
EVERY THREE HOURS, DESPITE MY ADVICE.
- RIGHT, BUT THE CURRENT PRACTICE
IS TO ADMINISTER AS NEEDED.
- I THINK I'M IN TROUBLE.
- YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE.
- IS THAT CIGAR YOURS?
- DR. PECK HAS APPROVED OF THE OCCASIONAL DRAW.
- HAS SHE NOW?
MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU IN PRIVATE, DR. PECK?
- NOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
- THANK YOU.
FOR A PATIENT WITH EMPHYSEMA,
NO AMOUNT OF SMOKING IS ACCEPTABLE.
- HE'S AN EGOMANIAC WHO'S STUCK IN HIS WAYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT DOCTORS ARE LIKE.
- HE'S SICK.
HE CAN'T AFFORD TO BE NON-COMPLIANT.
- I AGREE, BUT HE'S NEVER GONNA RESPOND
TO BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO.
YOU HAVE TO FIND ACHIEVABLE IMPROVEMENTS.
- WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND THEM
BY LETTING OUR PATIENT DICTATE HOW WE TAKE CARE OF HIM.
[cell phone rings]
- HELLO?
- HOW'S THE PLAN GOING?
- SEEMS TO BE WORKING.
HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU GET STANLEY?
- YEAH, WE'RE AT HAMPTONS HERITAGE RIGHT NOW.
I'VE SEEN DELI COUNTERS MOVE FASTER, BY THE WAY.
HOW YOU DOING? YOU WINNING?
YEAH, TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE'RE BEING SO NICE TO THIS GUY.
- BECAUSE HE'S SICK AND HE NEEDS HELP.
- SO YOU AND HANK ARE WORKING WITH OUR COMPETITION.
I AM NOW THE UNPAID CHAUFFER FOR STANLEY,
THE SUBTERRANEAN CYBER SOLDIER WHO'S TRYING TO KILL OUR CLINIC.
- OKAY, LET ME CALL YOU BACK.
- [coughs]
- JILL?
- EVAN.
HI.
- YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
- OKAY.
- AND OPEN.
NO, NO FEVER.
WHEN DID MADDIE START COUGHING?
- LAST NIGHT, BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE A FEVER,
SO WE WEREN'T TOO CONCERNED.
- SHE'S BEEN FINE ALL MORNING.
- IT'S TRUE. [coughs]
I'M OKAY...MOSTLY. [coughs]
- MADDIE, I THINK YOUR COUGH IS RELATED
TO YOUR GRANDFATHER'S COUGH.
- LAST TIME I CHECKED, EMPHYSEMA WASN'T CONTAGIOUS.
YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR MEDICAL DEGREE ON THE INTERNET?
- DAD. - [coughs]
- NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU COULDN'T HAVE GIVEN MADDIE EMPHYSEMA.
- BUT YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN HER PNEUMONIA.
- AN X-RAY WILL CONFIRM THIS FOR BOTH OF YOU,
BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD START A COURSE OF ANTIBIOTICS.
- DR. PHILIPS, WILL YOU GO FIRST?
- HIS NAME IS STANLEY RUSSELL.
HE WAS A CLINIC PATIENT.
THE LAST ONE BEFORE IT WAS CLOSED.
HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE.
- MISS CASEY, YOU DO REALIZE
THE INJUNCTION WASN'T PERSONAL?
- OF COURSE.
NO OFFENSE TAKEN.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, MY BIGGEST AND MOST COMMITTED DONOR,
BORIS KUESTER VON JURGENS-RATENICZ,
WAS NOT AS UNDERSTANDING.
- REALLY?
I DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS ONE OF YOUR BENEFACTORS.
- OH, YES.
HE DOESN'T JUST DONATE HERE AT THE HOSPITAL.
HE ALSO ANONYMOUSLY GAVE TO THE CLINIC.
ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW HOW SILENT HE'S GOING TO BE NOW.
WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT THE CLINIC WAS CLOSED INDEFINITELY,
HE WAS FURIOUS.
BUT LIKE YOU SAID, IT'S NOT PERSONAL.
I'M SURE HE'LL REALIZE THAT TOO.
STANLEY, THIS IS DR. BLAIR.
- HI. - DOCTOR, HE'S GOT A HOT APPY.
WHITE COUNT'S 13,000 WITH A LEFT SHIFT.
- ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
- NO, NO, NO.
I AM RELATED TO ONE THOUGH.
JUST TO BE CLEAR THOUGH,
"APPY" MEANS "APPENDIX," NOT "APPETIZER," RIGHT?
- YES. - OKAY.
SO "HOT" MEANS "INFECTED," NOT "OVEN-BAKED"?
- WHO ARE YOU? - I'M--
- AH!
- IT'S YOUR APPENDIX ALL RIGHT, MR. RUSSELL.
WE NEED TO GET YOU IN SURGERY NOW BEFORE IT BURSTS.
- SURGERY? - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HANK SAID.
NURSE STEPHENS?
- JUST LIKE THAT? - WAIT.
YOU CAN'T--PLEASE DON'T LET ME DIE.
- I WON'T. THEY'RE GONNA HELP YOU, OKAY?
- STANLEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, OKAY?
- NO, I'M TALKING TO EVAN,
'CAUSE MY LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS SNOW.
- OH, YOUR LIFE.
I GOT IT. YEAH.
YOU'RE OKAY. - OKAY.
- OKAY, COME ON. LET'S GO, GUYS.
- YOUR LIFE'S IN GOOD HANDS. BE A SOLDIER.
- OKAY. - I MEAN IT.
HOO-AH.
UM, JILL, TALKING TO BORIS?
THAT'S GENIUS.
- I DIDN'T TALK TO BORIS.
- WHAT?
- [sighs] I WAS BLUFFING, EVAN.
- THAT'S EVEN GENIUS-ER.
THAT'S-- HIGH-FIVE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
- HI.
AFTER HE VOMITED, HE STARTED SHAKING
AND HE HASN'T STOPPED.
IS THIS RELATED TO THE PNEUMONIA?
- LET'S FIND OUT.
HI.
- DAMN IT, LYNN.
I TOLD YOU I'M JUST FINE.
- I CAME AS SOON AS I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
- HE'S IN MULTIFOCAL ATRIAL TACHYCARDIA.
- HIS HEART RATE'S THAT FAST? - IRREGULAR TOO.
WHICH MAKES NO SENSE, CONSIDERING THE MEDS
HE'S BEEN TAKING.
- EXCEPT IT CAN OCCUR WITH THEOPHYLLINE.
- YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT ON THAT.
- YEAH, HE IS.
I GAVE IT TO HIM.
- NAUSEA.
ACUTE.
CONSISTENT.
- HANK, I HAD HIM ON A LOW DOSE OF THEOPHYLLINE.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIS REACTION IS SO BIG.
- DOCTOR, THAT DOSE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
I HELPED MYSELF TO SOME EXTRA.
- OH.
- I'VE GOT THE ACTIDOS.
- GOOD.
- HOW DID HE GET THE THEOPHYLLINE?
WHAT, DID HE SELF-PRESCRIBE?
- HE DIDN'T PRESCRIBE IT. I DID.
- DR. PECK, YOU CAN TAKE OFF.
DIVYA WILL ASSIST WITH THE GASTRIC DIALYSIS.
- HANK, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
NOT UNTIL DR. PHILIPS IS STABLE.
WE SHOULD GET HIM TO HAMPTONS HERITAGE
OR CALL THE EMTs.
- I CAN HANDLE IT NOW THAT I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
- SHOULD WE INTUBATE? - INTUBATE?
- GUYS, GUYS, LET'S JUST CALM DOWN.
- OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE CAN HANDLE HIS DIFFICULTY BREATHING
WITH STEROIDS AND ALBUTEROL.
- GOOD.
WHY DON'T YOU PREP THE NEBULIZER?
OKAY, DIVYA, LET'S PLACE THE NASOGASTRIC TUBE--
- NOT ON MY NASO YOU'RE NOT.
- WE WILL NEBULIZE 4% LIDOCAINE BY FACEMASK,
WHICH WILL ANESTHETIZE YOUR NOSE AND THROAT
AND MAKE THIS MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE.
- OKAY, GO AHEAD, NUMB ME.
LET'S JUST GET THIS THE HELL OVER WITH.
- OKAY, DR. PECK, PLEASE TURN IT.
SWALLOW. SWALLOW.
GOOD.
OKAY, GOOD.
MASK ON?
- MASK ON.
HIS O2 SAT'S NOT IMPROVING.
WE HAVE HIM ON MAX BETA TWO-AGONISTS.
I CAN BARELY HEAR BREATH SOUNDS
BECAUSE OF HIS BRONCHOSPASM.
- OKAY, TRY I.V. MAGNESIUM.
2 GRAMS OVER 20 MINUTES.
[pop rock music]
♪
- ♪ DAMN I'M FREEZING
♪ BUT I'M NOT LEAVING
♪ I COULD STAY HERE ALL NIGHT
♪ IT TOOK ME HOURS
♪ TO FIND THESE FLOWERS
♪ IT TOOK ME YEARS TO THINK--
- LOOKS LIKE HE'S OUT OF DANGER.
- ♪ AND WHEN THE GOOD STARTS TO TURN ♪
♪ ARREST THIS HEART OF MINE
♪ ARREST THIS HEART
- DR. PHILIPS, HI.
HOW YOU FEELING?
- ANY SHOT AT A CIGAR?
- YOU'RE FUNNY.
- HOW ABOUT SOME BREAKFAST?
- HELLO?
DAD?
- EXCUSE ME, DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT KEEPING PROMISES
AND, YES, I CAN CLOSE THE DEAL.
I'LL KEEP MY END OF THE BARGAIN.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS?
- HUH? - HOW DID YOU--
THIS IS INSANE.
- YEAH, ISN'T IT?
EV, YOU HAVE TO CALL ME BEFORE YOU JUST POP OVER.
- I DID. I CALLED YOU TWICE.
IT JUST RANG THROUGH.
- AHH.
I JUST GOT THIS CONTRAPTION.
$500 PIECE OF ART. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN'T EVEN ANSWER A PHONE CALL.
- I COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO USE IT.
IT'S GOT TWO LINES. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
ANOTHER TIME WOULD BE PERFECT. - ALL RIGHT.
SO I CAME TO RETURN THESE BAD BOYS.
YOU LEFT THEM ON THE TABLE AFTER ALL THAT.
- THANK YOU.
- AND--OH, SO COMFORTABLE.
I CAME TO THANK YOU FOR HACKING EMILY.
- I'M VERY GLAD IT WORKED OUT.
- IT SO DID, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
IF YOU ACT NOW, FOR ONE LOW PRICE,
YOU CAN HAVE PUBLIC HUMILIATION AS WELL.
CHECK THIS OUT. - HMM?
- SEE, IF YOU SEARCH FOR HER WEB SITE,
IT REDIRECTS YOU TO THIS PIECE OF GENIUS.
LIKE, HOW DID HE EVEN FIND THAT?
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.
- OH.
THIS IS LIKE HEAVEN.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
- ACTUALLY, I'M DEALING
WITH SOME MAJOR WORK ISSUES.
- REALLY?
ANYTHING I CAN HELP WITH?
- NO.
I GOT INCOMPETENCE, IMPATIENCE, IMPERTINENCE.
I GOT IDIOTS. IDIOTS ALL AROUND, EVAN.
- WELL, DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PROBLEM.
FIX IT.
- HEY, HUH? COME ON.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
LISTEN, DRIVE SAFELY. - OKAY.
- AND THANKS FOR COMING.
- UM, COOL. OKAY.
WHO SHOULD I MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED.
I LIKE CASH.
- HOW'S IT LOOKING?
- BOTH MADDIE'S AND YOUR TEST RESULTS ARE NEGATIVE.
- I DON'T HAVE PNEUMONIA.
YOU DID GOOD, DR. LAWSON.
- WELL, COMING FROM YOU, THAT'S HIGH PRAISE.
- LOOK, NOW THAT WE'VE BONDED...
- [chuckles]
- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF A BRIEF ENCOUNTER
WITH ONE OF MY LONELY CIGARS, HMM?
- THE CHANCES OF THAT ARE SLIM TO NONE
AND SLIM JUST LEFT TOWN.
SORRY. - OKAY.
THEN HOW ABOUT A FAVOR INSTEAD?
CONVINCE TED THEY SHOULD COMPLETE
THEIR ADVENTURE WITHOUT ME.
- WHAT?
WHY DO YOU NEED ME TO TELL HIM THAT?
- 'CAUSE HE'LL SAY NO TO ME.
- AND HE WON'T TO ME?
- NOT WHEN YOU TELL HIM I'LL BE ABLE
TO JOIN HIM IN THREE DAYS.
- YEAH, BUT YOU WON'T BE,
WHICH IS WHY YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM.
- I WILL NOT BE THE REASON TED AND LYNN
DON'T GET TO FINISH THEIR ADVENTURE.
MY SON WORKS HIS TAIL OFF.
HE'S GOT LIMITED TIME WITH HIS FAMILY.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO HIM.
TO THEM. TO ME.
- HOW ABOUT THIS?
I'LL TELL TED THAT YOU'RE HOPING TO JOIN THEM.
- GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
- OKAY THEN.
- I'D LIKE TO TALK WITH YOU.
- SURE.
YOUR FATHER'S DOING WELL.
- HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN AS SICK AS HE WAS
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
- MR. PHILIPS, YOUR FATHER OVERDOSED
ON THE MEDICINE THEOPHYLLINE.
IT WAS PRESCRIBED, BUT NOT TAKEN AS DIRECTED.
- YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE UPSET.
- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DO.
- I WOULD BE FURIOUS IF SOMETHING LIKE THAT
HAPPENED TO MY FATHER.
BUT WITH THEOPHYLLINE, THE LINE BETWEEN TOXIC AND SAFE
IS A THIN ONE.
WHAT MATTERS IS THAT DR. PHILIPS IS STABLE.
THE MEDS ARE OUT OF HIS SYSTEM AND I THINK
WE CAN ALL SAY THAT THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'M SORRY IT DID.
- I'M GONNA GO SEE MY FATHER.
- LONG NIGHT? - AH!
- LET ME GUESS, ACTUALLY.
YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH THE EMILY AGAIN, WEREN'T YOU?
- OKAY. - I WON'T BE IGNORED, HENRY.
OKAY? WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS.
- OKAY, START TALKING.
I'M GONNA CATCH UP ON SOME EMAILS.
- OKAY, I'M GONNA ILLUSTRATE.
ON ONE HAND, WE HAVE--
WE HAVE YOU, HANK, OF HANKMED.
OKAY?
ON THE OTHER HAND, WE HAVE EMILY, THE SUCCUBUS.
SO HANKMED OVER HERE.
THE COMPETITION OVER HERE.
- WHICH HAND IS THE SUCCUBUS HAND?
- OKAY, I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE EXPRESSION,
"KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, BUT YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER," OKAY?
YOU'RE TAKING IT WAY TOO LITERALLY.
SO LET ME ILLUSTRATE AGAIN.
- EV, THAT'S THE LAST ONE.
- UH-UH!
THIS IS WHAT WE DO TO OUR COMPETITION, OKAY?
WE CRUSH 'EM LIKE A BUG.
[gasps]
- ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS WONDERFULLY ILLUSTRATED.
REALLY, THAT WAS POIGNANT.
ARE YOU DONE?
OKAY, GOOD.
EMILY IS NOT TRYING TO BRING HANKMED DOWN.
- ARE YOU--
- YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY.
LOOK, WE'RE HAVING FUN TOGETHER.
THAT'S ALL IT IS.
OH, GOOD LUCK OPENING IT.
- HELLO. - MORNING.
- HAVE YOU SEEN DR. PHILIPS ALREADY?
- NO, I WAS WAITING FOR BOTH OF YOU.
- OH.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
- YOU HEAR THAT?
- I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
- EXACTLY.
THE VAGABONDS HAVE LEFT FOR THE AIRPORT.
[coughs]
- DR. PHILIPS, WHEN DID YOUR COUGH START UP AGAIN?
- TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, IT NEVER WENT AWAY.
- THAT'S ODD.
HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING YOUR ANTIBIOTICS?
- EXACTLY AS DIRECTED.
- YOU SHOULD BE FEELING BETTER.
- YEAH, WELL, YOU TELL THAT TO MY LUNGS.
- THAT RASH IS PETECHIAL. - MM-HMM.
- AND WITH PAROXYSMS.
- THERE'S ONLY ONE THING IT COULD BE.
HELLO!
- IS IT MY FATHER?
- YOUR FATHER'S OKAY. DIVYA'S WITH HIM.
- WE TRIED YOUR CELL. - WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S THE MATTER? - WE THINK MADDIE'S SICK.
- WHAT? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SICK"?
- COULD YOU PULL HER SHIRT BACK?
- WHAT IS THAT?
- HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT WAS THERE?
- MADDIE HAS A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS DISEASE,
WHOOPING COUGH, AND SO DOES YOUR FATHER.
AND YOU GUYS MAY HAVE IT TOO.
- EDDIE R. LAWSON, WHERE ARE YOU?
YOUR EXTRA HOT CAP IS NOW
A ROOM TEMPERATURE CAP, POPS,
AND IT'S DROPPING FAST.
POP, IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE CALL WAITING ON YOUR PHONE,
THERE'S TWO BUTTONS.
THEY'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PHONE.
UGH, NEVER MIND. I'M HERE.
I'M STILL HERE AT EDEN'S GARDEN.
I HAVE YOUR MONEY, SO.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL SO FAST.
- THANKS TO YOU.
YOU KNOW, MY APPENDIX WOULD HAVE EXPLODED
LIKE NITROGLYCERINE.
KABOOM.
- OH, DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT, MAN.
YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOUR AVATAR, DUDE.
- I'M THIS CLOSE TO GETTING THE INSURGENTS.
THEY NEED TO TAKE A BREAK ANYWAY.
LISTEN, UH... CAN I BUY YOU A NICE CUP OF JOE?
AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING TO SERVE YOU GUYS.
OKAY? IT'S THE WORST PART OF MY JOB.
- DUDE, YOU'RE A PROCESS SERVER. THAT IS YOUR JOB, RIGHT?
- YEAH, WELL, I STILL HATE DOING IT.
- YOU HATE IT? WHY DO YOU DO IT?
- I GET TO MEET PEOPLE.
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, SOCIAL INTERACTION
HASN'T ALWAYS COME EASY FOR ME.
PLUS I GET TO MAKE MY OWN HOURS
AND WITH THE ECONOMY THE WAY IT IS--
- TRIPLE LATTE FOR FELIX!
- RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT HERE. I'M COMING.
- HOSTILE DETECTED.
TIME TO MOVE.
- WHAT? WHO? THAT GUY?
NO WAY. WHAT DID HE DO?
- THAT'S ON A NEED-TO-KNOW AND I DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
I JUST FOLLOW ORDERS.
- RIGHT.
STANLEY, IF YOU HATE YOUR JOB,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET A NEW JOB?
I DON'T WANT TO SOUND PREACHY.
I RECENTLY--I DID.
SO HATING YOUR JOB IS NO WAY TO LIVE LIFE, MAN.
FOR YOU OR YOUR AVATAR AND YOU GOT TO LOOK OUT
FOR HIM TOO, RIGHT?
- YEAH, YOU'D BE A GREAT PLATOON LEADER.
GREAT PLATOON LEADER.
- THANK YOU.
ABSOLUTELY.
DO YOU WANT TO-- OKAY.
UM, MAYBE I'LL RUN INTO YOU IN CYBERSPACE SOMETIME.
- YEAH, WELL, IF YOU DO, YOU WATCH YOUR SIX.
- ALL RIGHT, AND YOU WATCH YOUR SEVEN.
- I SAID YOU WATCH YOUR SIX.
HEY, FELIX!
- OKAY.
THERE YOU GO.
- SO, DOC, HOW'S THE OLD MAN DOING?
- BETTER. MUCH BETTER.
- IT'S A GOOD THING YOU STUCK AROUND LONG ENOUGH
TO SEE HIS RASH.
- NOW THERE'S A SENTENCE YOU JUST DON'T
HEAR VERY OFTEN, HUH? [laughter]
- I AM CURIOUS HOW MADDIE GOT WHOOPING COUGH
AND THE OTHER KIDS DIDN'T.
- WELL, TEDDY AND GRACE WERE IMMUNIZED,
BUT WHEN MADDIE WAS BORN, THERE WAS A LOT
OF CONTROVERSY OVER IMMUNIZATION, SO--
- SO WE DECIDED TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION.
- RIGHT. WHY ASK A DOCTOR?
- AND DR. PHILIPS WAS SUSCEPTIBLE BECAUSE?
- BECAUSE I'VE OUTLIVED MY IMMUNIZATION.
ANOTHER WONDERFUL BYPRODUCT OF GROWING OLDER.
- BUT HOW DID MADDIE GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
- SHE COULD HAVE EASILY PICKED IT UP
ON ONE OF YOUR OFF-THE-BEATEN-PATH ADVENTURES.
- SO WHEN DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE WELL ENOUGH TO TRAVEL?
- AT LEAST SIX WEEKS.
I'M AFRAID YOUR FAMILY TRIP IS GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.
- OF COURSE IT WILL.
WE'LL CONTINUE OUR ADVENTURE HERE.
ALL OF US TOGETHER.
- SHOULD BE A GREAT ADVENTURE.
- IT'S A PLEASURE.
- PLEASURE HERE, BLONDIE.
TAKE CARE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. BYE-BYE.
- DOCTOR. - DOCTOR.
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU SOME OF MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS.
- WELL, UH--
- YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T SMOKE THEM.
[laughter] - TRUE, TRUE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
TAKE CARE, HANK.
- WILL DO. - TAKE CARE.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE. - BYE-BYE.
- DON'T SMOKE 'EM ALL AT ONCE, ALL RIGHT THERE?
THANK YOU.
- YOU MUST NOT THINK I'M A VERY GOOD DOCTOR.
- WE HAVE DIFFERENT METHODS.
- WHICH MEANS YOU DON'T THINK I'M A VERY GOOD DOCTOR.
- YOU WERE THE PULMONOLOGIST I BROUGHT IN
AND YOU DID SOMETHING I COMPLETELY DISAGREE WITH.
- LOOK, HANK, IF I'D KNOWN HOW YOU FELT
ABOUT THE THEOPHYLLINE, I WOULD NEVER HAVE PRESCRIBED IT.
- RIGHT, WELL, YOU COULD HAVE TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT FIRST.
- I'M SORRY.
- LOOK, YOU SCREWED UP.
YOU KNOW THAT.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS DR. PHILIPS IS OKAY.
- NO THANKS TO ME.
- YOU ARE HARD ON YOURSELF.
- YEAH, WELL, IF I'M GONNA HOLD OTHERS TO HIGH STANDARDS,
THE LEAST I CAN DO IS EXPECT THE SAME OF MYSELF.
- LET ME COOK YOU DINNER.
DISTRACT YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAN COOK.
- I CAN'T. THAT'S WHY IT'LL DISTRACT YOU.
- AS APPETIZING AS THAT SOUNDS,
I'VE GOT TO GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING.
I HAVE A FLIGHT TO CATCH.
- TO WHERE?
- SAN DIEGO.
- SELF-EXILE?
- WORSE. FAMILY.
- OH, OKAY.
- IT'S ONLY FOR A FEW DAYS.
I'M OVERDUE A VISIT SO THEY CAN HOUND ME
ABOUT WHY I'M NOT MARRIED.
- I'LL SAVE YOU THE AIRFARE. WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?
- MAYBE I HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT GUY.
- WELL, WHEN YOU DO, TELL HIM I SAY "HELLO."
- I'LL DO THAT.
OH.
TELL EVAN I WANT A TRUCE ON THE DIGITAL WARFARE.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS,
AND I'M THINKING THAT'S A GOOD THING.
WHAT? [laughs]
NOW I AM SURE THAT'S A GOOD THING.
- HE PLAYS DIRTY AND I LIKE IT.
- AND THAT'S WHY YOU BECAME EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.
- [chuckles]
- JILL...
YOU HAVE A MINUTE? - SURE.
- I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT HAMPTONS HERITAGE IS DROPPING ITS LAWSUIT.
- YOU ARE? UH--
THEY ARE?
- WHILE WE BELIEVE THAT THE CLINIC
SHOULD BE RUN THROUGH THE HOSPITAL,
I ALSO KNOW THAT PATIENT CARE
IS ALWAYS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
ALWAYS.
- WELL...WE AGREE ON THAT.
DR. BLAIR?
THANK YOU.
REALLY.
AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY
I APPRECIATE YOU COMING HERE TO TELL ME THIS YOURSELF.
- UNFORTUNATELY, MY TOP CANDIDATE
HAS RECONSIDERED JOINING HANKMED.
- SHE SEEMED UPTIGHT.
KIND OF LIKE YOU.
- OKAY, GUYS, ARE THERE ANY OTHER OPTIONS?
- ACTUALLY, THERE IS ONE.
EMILY PECK.
- YES, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. THAT'S TRUE.
I'M SURPRISED I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.
THAT'S--YOU KNOW, I HEARD
JACK KEVORKIAN GOT OUT OF PRISON,
SO HE'S AVAILABLE.
- HAVING ANOTHER DOCTOR, ONE WITH COMPLETE AUTONOMY,
WOULD GIVE HANKMED MORE BANDWIDTH,
AND AS AN EMPLOYEE,
SHE WOULD NO LONGER BE COMPETITION.
- OKAY, HANK, WOULD YOU TELL HER HOW INSANE SHE IS?
- I GOT TO SAY IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
- IT'S NOT? - NO.
- YES, IT IS.
IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.
DIVYA, YOU TRAITOR.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ELBOW RUBBING AND UP-SELLING
AND ANTI-HANK?
- ANTI WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU--
- I CHANGED MY MIND.
- OH, OH.
- ACTUALLY, EMILY DID.
- YEAH, SHE DOES THAT.
- UH. [grill sizzles]
- UH, EVAN?
- WILD BREAKING PITCH AGAIN,
BUT JOHNSON LAYS OFF NICELY.
AND THE PITCH IS ON THE WAY.
LINE DRIVE--
- COME ON.
- HEY, KIDDO.
- HEY.
- EVAN HERE?
- NO, HE'S OUT WITH PAIGE.
- I THINK HE'S GOT SOMETHING FOR ME.
- HE'LL BE BACK SOON. - YEAH?
- MM-HMM.
- YOU JUST TELL HIM I WAS HERE?
- OKAY.
[crowd cheering on television]
YOU CAN WAIT IF YOU WANT.
- YOU SURE?
- YEAH. - THANKS.
- SURE.
YOU WANT A BEER?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
THANKS.
- YEAH.
[indistinct chatter on television]
- THIS IS LIKE OLD TIMES.
YOU AND ME ON THE COUCH
WATCHING OUR TEAM LOSE.
- [chuckles]
[scoffs]
- BORIS, BEEN A LONG TIME.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
- SEEMS THAT BEING AN ANONYMOUS DONOR TO YOUR CLINIC
NO LONGER GUARANTEES ANONYMITY.
- SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING?
- MISS CASEY, IF I DESIRED ANYONE TO KNOW
ABOUT MY INVOLVEMENT, I WOULD HAVE TOLD THEM HOW MYSELF.
- I WANTED DR. BLAIR TO KNOW HOW MUCH
THE CLINIC MEANT TO YOU.
- WELL, YOU CROSSED A LINE.
- I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE--
- I CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE MY PRIVACY JEOPARDIZED.
NOT BY YOU. NOT BY HANKMED.
NOT BY ANYONE.
ESPECIALLY NOT NOW.
- OKAY.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
- I ASSURE YOU IT WON'T.
LET YOURSELF OUT.
- PATIENT IS A 42-YEAR-OLD--
- WHAT THE HELL?
[indistinct chatter]
[door closes]
[engine turns]
- ALL RIGHT, EDDIE, GOOD JOB.
- THIS IS GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT.
- WHAT?
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct arguing]
FORGET IT, EDDIE. THANK YOU.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THANK YOU"?