- PREVIOUSLY ON ROYAL PAINS...
- MARISA HAS DIAGNOSED ME, HANK.
SHE'S COMING TO LIVE HERE AT SHADOW POND.
- YOUR PRISON STAY MAY HAVE CAUSED ENDOCRINE PROBLEMS.
WE SHOULD DO A WORKUP. - I ASSUME THIS EXAM
IS PROTECTED BY THE DOCTOR-PATIENT PRIVILEGE.
- BORIS DOESN'T KNOW HE'S GONNA BE A FATHER.
- THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE.
- WHAT HAPPENED HAPPENED.
TALKING ABOUT IT CAN'T HELP
THAT IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL.
- ARE YOU OKAY? - NO.
- ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY?
- IT'S PRONOUNCED EMILY.
- HAVING ANOTHER DOCTOR, ONE WITH COMPLETE AUTONOMY,
WOULD GIVE HANKMED MORE BANDWIDTH.
- OKAY, GUYS, ARE THERE ANY OTHER OPTIONS?
- EMILY PECK.
- YOU'RE THE BEST. AND I MISS YOU, HANK.
I REALLY MISS YOU.
- DIV--
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, DIVYA. - HEY, DIVS.
HOW'S RAJ? - [no audio]
- SAY WHAT, NOW?
WE CAN'T HEAR YOU, DIV. DIV. - IT'S NOT WORKING.
- DIVYA. - [no audio]
- I KNOW. WE--WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!
- SHE'S IN LONDON.
I DON'T THINK TALKING ANY LOUDER'S GONNA HELP.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTTING-EDGE TECHNOLOGY.
WE CAN'T HAVE A CONFERENCE CALL TO LONDON?
[cell phone chimes] THIS IS SO STUPID.
WE GOT TO UPGRADE THIS STUPID FOSSIL--WHAT IS THIS?
- SHE SAYS YOU'VE GOT IT ON MUTE.
YOU HAVE IT ON MUTE. - NO, I DON'T.
[click] - HELLO, BOYS.
- THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
- HE'S A LITTLE SLOW. - HI. UM...
WELCOME TO OUR FIRST OFFICIAL ONLINE STAFF MEETING.
THAT'S PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? - IT'S EXCITING. YEAH.
- HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S RAJ DOING?
- OH, HE'S GREAT. WE ARE GREAT.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD FOR US
TO SPEND A FEW DAYS ALONE TOGETHER.
- GOOD. - WE EVEN MANAGED TO FINALIZE
SOME OF THE WEDDING DETAILS.
- OH, THAT'S COOL. - YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO KNOW
THAT WE HAVE FOUR... AN ARTIST...
CEREMONY...SANGEETH... - WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!
- DIVYA, YOU'RE ROBOTING. - YEAH.
- YOU'RE LIKE... R--EH--RE--EH--R--
- COME ON. - YOU CAN IMAGINE THE CHAOS
OF TRYING TO GET IT ALL ORGANIZED.
- YEAH, THAT'S GOT TO BE... - YEAH, THAT'S GOT TO BE...
- REALLY CHAOTIC. - WHICH LEADS ME...
TO GIVING YOU MY OFFICIAL THREE-WEEK NOTICE.
- WHAT? BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD MORE--
- WE HAD FOUR WEEKS, RIGHT? - THREE WEEKS.
- WELL, IT'S FOUR WEEKS TILL THE WEDDING,
UH, BUT I'LL NEED TO BE IN LONDON THE WEEK BEFORE.
- RIGHT. - YEAH, OF COURSE.
- YEAH.
- LOOK, I'LL BE BACK LATER ON TODAY,,
AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT THEN.
- GREAT.
- HANK. - YEAH.
- HAVE YOU TALKED TO DR. PECK ABOUT JOINING THE PRACTICE?
- SHE'S STILL IN SAN DIEGO,
BUT I'LL TALK TO HER WHENEVER SHE GETS BACK.
- DO YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE NEXT YEAR
YOU AND RAJ WILL COME BACK TO THE HAMPTONS
AND MAYBE JUST BE PART OF HANKMED AGAIN?
- YEAH. YOU COULD--
- I'M SORRY I SAID THAT, DIV.
LOOK, JUST... - SHE'S NOT--
- GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM.
- SHE'S NOT-- DUDE, THE THING IS FROZEN.
THERE'S NOTHING MOVING. THE CIRCUIT'S DEAD.
- WHAT? - SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOUR--
[cell phone chimes]
- DIVYA! - I GOT TO GO.
UH, WAY TO GO, EINSTEIN. NAILED IT AGAIN.
[people cheering]
- IT'S 8:00 IN THE MORNING. - I KNOW.
WE HAVE A PERMIT TO START AT 7:00,
BUT WE WAITED UNTIL 8:00
OUT OF CONSIDERATION TO THE NEIGHBORS.
IF YOU'LL JUST BEAR WITH US, WE'LL BE GONE SOON.
- SOON? YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, 20 PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND
IN MY BACKYARD. - 20?
I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT MANY, ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW.
YOU COULD BE RIGHT. NUMBERS AREN'T MY THING.
I KNOW. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT MATH.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
BUT I'M A REALLY GOOD DRIVER, SO, UH, IT MAKES UP FOR THAT.
- OH, EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU THE REALLY GOOD DRIVER
WHO PARKED HIS VAN IN MY DRIVEWAY,
FORCING ME TO PARK OUT ON THE STREET WHERE MY CAR WAS TOWED?
- SORRY. COULD YOU EXCUSE ME? I NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS.
- WOULDN'T WANT TO INCONVENIENCE YOU.
- HEY, I GOT YOUR TEXT. YOUR CAR GOT TOWED?
- [sighs] YEAH. YEAH.
IT'S A LONG STORY.
AH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TO WORK.
- YEAH. NO. WHAT IS GOING ON?
- THEY'RE FILMING A REALITY TV SHOW.
APPARENTLY, ALL YOU NEED IS A CAMERA
AND PEOPLE WITH NO SHAME.
- [laughs] - I'VE GOTTEN...
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP
IN THE PAST THREE DAYS.
- HMM. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR PARENTS'?
- BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE THERE. - RIGHT.
WELL, UM...
YOU CAN STAY WITH ME. - I DON'T THINK SO.
- NO, REALLY, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I'LL SLEEP ON THE COUCH. YOU CAN HAVE MY ROOM.
- YOU WON'T BE UNCOMFORTABLE?
- I WON'T BE UNCOMFORTABLE. WILL YOU BE UNCOMFORTABLE?
[people shouting, cheering]
- I'LL GET MY THINGS. - OKAY.
- GO FASTER, CRAIG! THEY'RE BEATING US.
- OH, HELL, NO!
- AAH!
[woman screaming]
HELP!
- I'M A DOCTOR. TAKE ME OUT THERE.
OKAY, SLOW, SLOW.
JILL, I NEED A BOARD TO IMMOBILIZE HER SPINE!
- HAND ME THAT BOARD.
- [coughs] - THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
CAN YOU MOVE YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
- IT HURTS.
- LET'S GET THE BOARD UNDER HER FEET.
SLIDE IT-- SLIDE IT UNDER.
THAT'S IT. KEEP COMING.
- YOU GOT HER HEAD? - YEAH. IT'S UNDER HER HEAD.
- HEY, CAN I HELP? - YEAH. I NEED A LIFE JACKET.
MOVE HER HEAD. - GOT HER.
- WE GOT IT.
HERE YOU GO, GUYS.
THAT'S IT.
- OH, I HOPE SHE'S OKAY.
- SORRY.
- AND I HOPE WE GOT IT ALL ON TAPE.
[The Blue Van's Independence]
♪
- ♪ MY INDEPENDENCE WENT AWAY
♪ I DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN IT SAID ♪
♪ RELY ON YOURSELF
♪ TRUSTING SOMEONE ELSE
♪ IS A PATH FOR THE SILENT GHOST ♪
- 24-YEAR-OLD FEMALE NEAR-DROWNING VICTIM
IN RESPIRATORY ARREST FOR POSSIBLY THREE MINUTES.
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION INITIATED
WITH RESUMPTION OF RESPIRATION.
NOW HAS A GCS OF 15-- BOARDED AND COLLARED.
HAMPTONS HERITAGE GOT THE TRAUMA ALERT.
- IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY?
PLEASE TELL ME SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY.
SHE'S, LIKE, MY BEST FRIEND.
- UH, THEY'LL DO A C.T. SCAN AT THE HOSPITAL
TO CONFIRM THAT THERE'S NO SPINAL DAMAGE.
WE'LL KNOW MORE THEN.
- OH, THANK GOD.
- UH...
OKAY, OKAY.
- HANK, RIGHT? - UH, YEAH.
- HEY, I'M TONY LEE. I PRODUCE THE SHOW.
- HI. - I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST
INCREDIBLE THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN.
- UH, THANK YOU.
IF THEY'RE GONNA JET-SKI, AS THE PRODUCER,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO DIAL BACK ON THEIR MARGARITAS.
- OH, ACTUALLY, THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRINKING.
THEY JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN. - OH.
- IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE, JUST... AN EXPLANATION.
- RIGHT. - ANYWAY, UH...
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT,
AND WE WILL DEFINITELY PAY YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
- OH. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME.
- AND, UH, JUST AS A SMALL THING,
IF YOU, UH, COULD SIGN THIS,
IT WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL TO THE SHOW.
- WHAT IS IT? - IT'S JUST A LEGAL RELEASE
SO WE CAN SHOW YOUR FACE ON CAMERA.
- OH. UH, YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.
- OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HOLD ON TO IT.
IF--IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY, WE'LL BLUR YOUR FACE.
THANK YOU.
- A GATSBY PARTY AT THE BLACKSTONE CLUB WITH YOU?
IT'S A DREAM. I'M DREAMING. LIKE, SOMEBODY SHOULD PINCH ME.
- [giggles] - PINCH ME, NOT PUNCH ME.
- MY BAD. - OW! OKAY!
WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT I'M NOT DREAMING
AND THAT I HAVE A VERY LOW PAIN THRESHOLD, APPARENTLY.
I HONESTLY CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE MEMBERS OF BLACKSTONE.
THAT'S, LIKE, THE COOLEST THING EVER.
- YEAH, WE BELONG TO A LOT OF CLUBS,
BUT I DON'T USUALLY TELL PEOPLE ABOUT BLACKSTONE,
BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS END UP
WANTING TO BRING EVERYONE AND THEIR UNCLE.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME OR MY UNCLE.
- OH, I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU.
IF YOU WANTED TO BRING SOMEONE SOMETIME,
THAT WOULD BE FINE.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
- THAT'S COOL.
- OKAY. READY?
- READY.
WHOA.
WE LOOK AWESOME. - WELL, YOU'RE HALF RIGHT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAO!
- APPARENTLY, THE REQUIREMENTS FOR FOREIGN DOCTORS
TO PRACTICE GENERAL MEDICINE IN THE U.S.
ARE THE SAME FOR EVERYONE, REGARDLESS OF THEIR EXPERIENCE.
- IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE TAKEN A TEST.
- I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF HOOPS TO JUMP THROUGH,
ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE OF YOUR STATURE.
- SHALL I HAVE ANTHONY PREPARE SOMETHING ELSE?
- NO, NO. THE FOOD IS FINE.
I JUST DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH OF AN APPETITE.
WHAT ABOUT RESEARCH?
- THAT'S ANOTHER OPTION,
AND ONE YOU CAN START DOING IMMEDIATELY
WITHOUT TAKING ANY EXAMS.
- THERE ARE A NUMBER OF HOSPITALS
INTERESTED IN HER RESEARCH,
ALTHOUGH I'M NOT EAGER TO LOSE YOU TO THE LAB AGAIN.
YOU FEEL WARM TO ME. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M FINE.
I'M JUST, UM, A LITTLE TIRED.
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME?
- OF COURSE.
- I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER, HANK.
EVER SINCE SHE'S ARRIVED,
SHE SEEMS DEPRESSED.
AND IT'S NOT JUST HOMESICK. IT'S...
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
- WELL, MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TIME
TO SETTLE INTO HER NEW LIFE.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MET THE WHOLE CAST.
LIKE, I LOVE EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF SHARE HOUSE.
I'VE SEEN EVERY SINGLE ONE--
ASPEN, SOUTH BEACH, MALIBU.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE
THAT A TV SHOW THAT APPEALS TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR
WOULD APPEAL TO YOU. - HA HA!
- YEAH. [laughter]
SOUNDS LIKE THE PARTY'S AROUND BACK.
I'M GONNA GO. - OH, MY GOD.
- I'M GOING. - GO GET 'EM.
UGH.
- NO COMEBACK FROM EVAN. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NO, NO, NO, NO. HE'S JUST HAPPY YOU'RE BACK.
WE BOTH ARE.
- HANK. THANKS FOR COMING.
- SURE. TONY, THIS IS DIVYA, MY PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT.
- HI. SO, UH, HOW'S BROOKE?
- HER NECK IS STIFF, AND SHE'S A LITTLE BRUISED,
BUT THERE WAS NO SPINAL DAMAGE.
- THAT'S A RELIEF. - YEAH, IT IS.
- UH, SO WHY I CALLED... YOU REMEMBER CRAIG?
HE WAS DRIVING THE JET SKI WITH BROOKE.
- UH-HUH. - HE WAS FINE ALL DAY,
BUT, UH... NOW HE'S WEAK AND NAUSEOUS.
- WELL, WHERE IS HE? - HE'S OUT BACK.
[indie rock music]
♪
- THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.
CRAIG'S REALLY NOT BEEN FEELING WELL.
I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
- UH-HUH.
HEY, CRAIG.
HOW YOU DOING? - NOT TOO GOOD, DOC.
I, UM--I FEEL DIZZY. MY MOUTH IS DRY.
AND MY VISION'S KIND OF BLURRY.
- THE DROOPINESS IS BILATERAL. - SO WE CAN RULE OUT BELL'S.
AND IT WOULD BE RARE
FOR A STROKE TO PRESENT ITSELF SYMMETRICALLY LIKE THIS.
- PUPILS ARE DILATED.
ARE YOUR LEGS WEAK? - YEAH.
- DO YOU HAVE HEADACHES, ANY HISTORY OF SEIZURES?
ARE YOU TAKING OVER-THE-COUNTER DRUGS
OR ANY TYPE OF DRUGS? - NO, NO, NO, AND HELL, NO.
- LET ME SEE YOUR EYES FOR A SEC.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH. SAY, "AHH."
- AHH.
- OKAY. IT'S BILATERAL.
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND SIT FORWARD ON THE CHAISE LOUNGE.
- HOW AWESOME IS THIS EPISODE GONNA BE?
THIS IS COMPELLING TV.
- I JUST WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO BLUR YOUR BROTHER'S FACE.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- HANK WOULDN'T SIGN A RELEASE.
THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I CALLED HIM BACK.
I'M TRYING TO CHANGE HIS MIND. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
LET ME TALK TO HIM. YEAH.
- TONY, UM...
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S WRONG WITH CRAIG.
WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE THE TEST RESULTS.
- WELL, CAN HE STAY HERE? HE'S GONNA WANT TO.
- HE IS? - YEAH, WELL...
WELL, CRAIG'S OUR BEFORE-AND-AFTER GUY.
HE USED TO BE REALLY SHY AND OVERWEIGHT,
SPENT HIS LIFE BEING INVISIBLE.
BUT HE'S BEEN WORKING HIS BUTT OFF
TO GET INTO SHAPE AND CHANGE HIS LIFE.
AND LOOK AT HIM. HE DID IT.
HE'S A GREAT GUY, AND THIS IS HIS CHANCE TO BE SEEN.
- HEY.
AM I OKAY, DOC? WHAT DID YOU FIND?
- WELL, UM... WE DON'T KNOW YET.
- CRAIG,
DO YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE SHARE HOUSE OR GO HOME?
- WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
I WANT TO STAY.
I-I DO WANT TO STAY.
- SO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
GUILLAIN-BARRE?
INCREASING ICP FROM MASS AND HERNIATION?
- IT COULD ALSO BE LYME, MYASTHENIA GRAVIS.
PENDING LAB RESULTS,
THE COURSE COULD EASILY AND RAPIDLY WORSEN.
- SO HE'LL NEED HOURLY NEURO ASSESSMENTS...
- MM-HMM.
- MONITORING TO ENSURE THE AIRWAY REMAINS PATENT.
- I'LL STAY.
- YOU SURE? - YEAH.
I'LL CALL YOU IF I NEED YOU. - OKAY. GOOD LUCK.
NO MARGARITAS.
- [sniffs]
OH, MY-- NO, NO, NO, NO!
- AAH! - AAH!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WELL, NOT WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE DOING,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT!
- HAND ME MY BRA. - YEAH. SURE.
- WHAT THE HELL IS...?
DUDE!
- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
- WE'LL DO IT LATER.
[knocking]
- HEY. SORRY. - HEY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
- UH... WHAT IS ALL OF THIS?
- HA HA HA. IT'S MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME.
I SPEND MY LIFE IN HERE WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE LIVING THEIRS.
EVERYONE HAS A STORY TO TELL, AND MY JOB IS TO FIND IT.
- WELL, UM... I'M LOOKING FOR CRAIG.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
- KITCHEN.
- YOU'RE STRONG. - MM. I WORK OUT.
[both laughing]
- WHOA. [clears throat]
I AM SEEING TWO OF YOU.
- HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK?
- A LOT.
- I LOVE YOUR EARRINGS.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES US FROM ANIMALS, YOU KNOW.
- EARRINGS?
- OUR ABILITY TO ACCESSORIZE. I DESIGN HANDBAGS.
- [sighs] YOU KNOW WHAT?
I NEED TO HAVE CRAIG GO BACK TO BED.
ALONE.
I NEED TO SEE ALL THE FOOTAGE WITH CRAIG IN IT
FOR THE PAST WEEK.
- OKAY.
- [humming]
- GOOD MORNING. - HEY.
OKAY. HOW MANY FOR BREAKFAST?
- JUST THE TWO OF US. - REALLY?
- YEAH. EMILY LEFT LAST NIGHT. JILL LEFT EARLY THIS MORNING.
- BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
- HA HA HA.
FRUITY PUFFS...
BREAKFAST OF YOU.
- NICE. - MM-HMM.
IT WAS ALL JUST A MIX-UP.
- YEAH, I KIND OF GATHERED THAT.
UM, WAS EMILY PISSED OFF? - NOT AT ALL.
SHE WAS COOL. SHE TOTALLY GETS IT, YOU KNOW?
I JUST TOLD HER THE TRUTH, AND THAT WAS THAT.
- THAT'S GOOD.
SO IT'S NOT GONNA BE AWKWARD WHEN WE SEE HER LATER?
- NOT UNLESS YOU MAKE IT AWKWARD, WHICH YOU DO.
- NO, I DON'T.
OH, OH, OH! CHECK IT OUT.
SO TONY EMAILED ME SOME FOOTAGE OF YOUR RESCUE
THAT HE CUT TOGETHER. - MM-HMM.
- I'M JUST GONNA PREFACE BY SAYING,
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I'VE SEEN YOU DO
SOME PRETTY AMAZING THINGS SINCE WE'VE BEEN HERE.
THIS TRUMPS ALL OF THEM.
- HELP!
[exciting music]
- TAKE ME OUT THERE.
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
- LOOK AT YOUR EYES. LOOK AT THE INTENT.
- I KNOW. - YOU'RE LIKE A CHEETAH.
- LOOK AT THE LOOK ON HER FACE.
[exciting music]
♪
[click]
- YEP, THAT WAS ME.
- SO WHY NOT JUST SIGN THE RELEASE?
- OH-- - I MEAN, THIS KIND OF THING
IS LIFE-CHANGING FOR REGULAR PEOPLE, OKAY?
JUST IMAGINE WHAT THIS COULD DO
FOR SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS TALENT.
- HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR NO, FAST OR SLOW?
- OH, MY GOD. I'M--I'M--I'M BAFFLED BY YOU.
- AND I YOU, MY FRIEND.
- IT'S JUST--WITH MEDICINE, YOU'LL TRY ANYTHING.
WITH EVERYTHING ELSE, YOU'RE CLOSE-MINDED.
- I DON'T THINK I'M CLOSE-MINDED.
- I KNOW. YOU THINK YOU'RE OPEN-MINDED
WHEN IT COMES TO NEW THINGS, WHICH IS TRUE,
AS LONG AS THE NEW THINGS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME
AS THE OLD THINGS. [doorbell rings]
- ALL RIGHT, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. - I AM RIGHT.
- I'LL KEEP AN OPEN MIND IN THE FUTURE.
- [muttering]
- COME IN. - THANK YOU.
- PLEASE. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
- TIRED...
NAUSEATED...
PREGNANT.
I'M GOING TO BE NEEDING AN O.B. SOON,
AND I WAS HOPING YOU COULD HELP ME OUT
WITH SOME RECOMMENDATIONS?
- YEAH, OF COURSE. ABSOLUTELY.
LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK CHECKUP WHILE YOU'RE HERE.
HMM. YOUR LYMPH NODES ARE SWOLLEN.
AND YOU'RE RUNNING A LITTLE FEVER.
- YEAH. I MIGHT HAVE A TOUCH OF THE FLU.
- OKAY.
- I GUESS YOU'LL WANT TO DO A FULL BLOOD PANEL
TO RULE OUT INFECTIONS? - YES...
AND A REPEAT ULTRASOUND.
ARM, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
SO BORIS THINKS YOU'RE DEPRESSED AND HOMESICK.
- BORIS IS AN EXTREMELY PRIVATE MAN.
HE'S BROUGHT YOU INTO HIS CONFIDENCE,
AND THAT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
BUT DON'T ASSUME YOU KNOW HIM.
- I DON'T.
BUT KEEPING SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM HIM
CAN BE STRESSFUL TO YOU AND MAYBE--
- I WILL TAKE CARE OF MY RELATIONSHIP WITH BORIS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- OKAY.
- SO WHAT WE'RE ASKING IS,
WHAT WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT JOINING HANKMED?
- OKAY, GIVE ME A CLUE AS TO WHETHER YOU'RE KIDDING OR NOT.
- I'M NOT KIDDING. - GOOD CLUE.
- DIVYA'S GETTING MARRIED IN FOUR WEEKS, SO...
- SO YOU WANT ME TO REPLACE A PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT.
- NO, NO, NO. NOT AT ALL, NO.
DIVYA LEAVING JUST UNDERSCORES HOW SHORT-STAFFED WE ARE.
WE WANT YOU TO JOIN AS AN EQUAL PARTNER.
- THANK YOU.
THAT IS QUITE AN OFFER.
I HAVE A COUNTERPROPOSAL. - OF COURSE YOU DO.
SEE, I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
- A COUNTERPROPOSAL TO BUILD ON YOUR IDEA.
- WHY DON'T WE HEAR WHAT THE LADY HAS TO SAY,
TRY TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND?
- WHEN I WAS IN CALIFORNIA, I MET
WITH SOME VENTURE CAPITALISTS
WHO AGREED THAT THE CONCIERGE MEDICAL PRACTICE
IS RIPE FOR FRANCHISING.
THEY HAVE MONEY, LOTS OF MONEY.
AND THEY WANT ME TO BE FRONT AND CENTER FOR THEIR IDEA.
- WHY YOU? WHY NOT HIM?
- I'M PRETTIER.
- BUT IF THEY WANT YOU, WHY COME TO ME?
- BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY DONE THE HARD WORK.
YOU'VE SHOWN HOW TO DELIVER CONCIERGE MEDICINE
TO A COMMUNITY.
WE WANT TO FRANCHISE IT.
- HOW MANY CITIES DO YOU SEE DOING THIS IN?
- JUST A FEW TO START,
PLACES THAT HAVE A MARKET FOR CONCIERGE MEDICINE--
NEW YORK, PALM BEACH, LOS ANGELES.
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE THE HAMPTONS.
- ALL RIGHT. LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.
- YEAH, WE'LL BOTH THINK ABOUT IT.
- GREAT.
- 31 FLAVORS-- THAT'S A LOT OF FLAVORS.
WE BOTH CHOSE JAMOCA ALMOND FUDGE.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?
- HIGH.
- ALL RIGHT.
I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER RIGHT NOW BETWEEN 1 AND 100--
- 100.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HOW DID YOU--
CAN YOU READ MY MIND?
- YES.
- WHAT AM I THINKING RIGHT NOW?
YOU CAN READ IT, ALL RIGHT.
MAYBE YOU CAN, UH, HELP ME WITH SOMETHING.
- EMILY'S COUNTERPROPOSAL.
- OKAY, NOW YOU HAVE TO STOP DOING THAT.
THAT'S-- THAT'S CREEPING ME OUT.
YES, EMILY'S COUNTERPROPOSAL.
- I THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.
- IT IS A GOOD IDEA. I JUST FEEL LIKE...
SHE'S GONNA BE THE CAPTAIN, AND ME AND HANK ARE JUST
PASSENGERS ON HER SHIP, YOU KNOW?
- MM-HMM. OKAY, WELL, IF YOU DECIDE TO GO INTO BUSINESS
WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT, YOU CAN'T JUST REACT.
YOU HAVE TO BE AS AGGRESSIVE AS THEY ARE.
- OKAY.
- MAKE SURE YOU CONTROL THE AGENDA.
YOU CALL THE NEXT MEETING.
- TOTALLY, YEAH. I'LL CALL HER RIGHT NOW.
- HEY, IN MY DAD'S OFFICE,
HIS CHAIR IS THREE INCHES HIGHER THAN THE COUCH.
SO WHEN HE HAS A MEETING, PEOPLE HAVE TO LOOK UP TO HIM.
- YOUR DAD SCARES ME.
- YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT AND WATCHED THESE DVDs?
- WELL, I WAS LOOKING FOR CLUES AS TO WHAT WAS AILING CRAIG.
- AND WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT?
- MIKELL IS A TOTAL FAKE. - WHAT?
- SHE'S HAD A "SHOWMANCE" WITH EVERY MALE CHARACTER
ON THIS SHOW.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN START HOOKING UP WITH CRAIG
UNTIL AFTER HIS ACCIDENT.
- I'M SORRY. DID YOU JUST SAY "SHOWMANCE"?
- YEAH. IT'S A RELATIONSHIP FOR THE SAKE OF THE CAMERAS.
- DIVYA. - MM-HMM?
- DIVYA! - YEAH.
- I THINK WE'RE LOSING SIGHT OF WHY WE'RE HERE.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
RIGHT. - YEAH.
- CRAIG'S SYMPTOMS LOCK UP WITH DRUG ABUSE.
AND HE'S ALWAYS SNEAKING AROUND.
BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY DRUGS.
- YEAH, HIS TOX SCREEN WAS CLEAN,
ALTHOUGH THERE ARE SOME DESIGNER DRUGS
THAT WOULD ESCAPE DETECTION.
CRAIG, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU'RE HONEST WITH ME.
HAVE YOU DONE ANY KIND OF DRUG--
SMOKED, SWALLOWED, INJECTED,
ANYTHING?
- CAN I TALK TO YOU OFF CAMERA?
- WE'RE NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
WE'RE JUST--WE'RE REALLY JUST TRYING TO TELL YOUR STORY.
- LISTEN, YOU CAN EITHER TURN OFF THAT CAMERA,
OR YOU CAN LEAVE IT ON,
AND I CAN HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH CRAIG SOMEPLACE ELSE.
OKAY. YEAH? - ALL RIGHT, LOOK...
WORKING OUT, STAYING IN SHAPE, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME BUT...
I SUFFER FROM HYPERHIDROSIS, SO--
- OH, MY GOD!
IS IT FATAL?
- NO. HYPERHIDROSIS IS EXCESSIVE SWEATING.
- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN REALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT IT,
CARRYING FRESH SHIRTS WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO, SO...
JUST BEFORE FILMING...
I HAD 20 SHOTS INJECTED INTO MY ARMPITS.
I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SWEAT ON CAMERA.
AND IT WORKED. I'M AS DRY AS THE SAHARA.
- YOU USED BOTOX.
- NO WAY. I USED INDELATOX.
IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN BOTOX.
- YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US.
- IT WAS TOO HUMILIATING.
- THERE'S NOTHING TOO HUMILIATING FOR THIS SHOW.
THIS IS YOUR STORY. YOUR PAIN CAN HELP OTHERS.
- CRAIG, INDELATOX IS DERIVED FROM A POISON.
- AND SOME PEOPLE CAN HAVE A BAD REACTION.
AND THERE CAN BE UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES.
- LIKE WHAT?
- LIKE BOTULISM. - BOTULISM?
- DR. LAWSON? - YEAH.
- MEET DR. TRIPP OUT OF THE CDC HEADQUARTERS.
- HI. UH, JILL BROUGHT US THE ANTITOXIN FROM THE CDC HERE.
WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR GUIDANCE ON DOSAGE.
- TYPE "A"? - UH-HUH.
WE BELIEVE THE BOTULISM WAS CONTRACTED FROM 20 INJECTIONS
TO HIS ARMPIT SWEAT GLANDS.
PATIENT HAS NO HISTORY OF ASTHMA,
NO SENSITIVITY IN SKIN TEST.
- ALL RIGHT, GIVE 7,500 I.U. VIA I.V. AT A 1-TO-10 DILUTION.
- GOT IT.
IT'LL TAKE WEEKS FOR THE CDC TO CONFIRM
THAT INDELATOX WAS THE SOURCE.
- BUT BECAUSE THE DISEASE CAN PROGRESS SO RAPIDLY,
WE'RE NOT GONNA WAIT.
- HOW RAPIDLY? - WE CAUGHT IT EARLY.
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. - WILL I GET BETTER RIGHT AWAY?
- THIS'LL STOP THE PROGRESSION OF THE DISEASE,
BUT IT'LL TAKE TIME FOR THE NERVES TO REPAIR THEMSELVES.
- IS HE STAYING HERE?
JUST BECAUSE IT WOULD BREAK HIS HEART
IF HE INFECTED US ALL.
- IT'S NOT TRANSMITTED PERSON TO PERSON.
THE CLOSTRIDIUM ORGANISMS ARE INJECTED,
INGESTED IN FOOD,
OR, IN SOME CASES, GROW ON WOUNDS.
BUT IT'S SO KIND OF YOU
TO CARE FOR HIM SO MUCH.
- W-WHAT-- HELLO?
- HEY, DUDE, SO I NOTICED
YOUR CAMERA GUY'S NOT GETTING MANY SHOT OF HANK'S,
UH, SECOND BIG SAVE IN THERE.
I'M TELLING YOU, OKAY?
I'M TELLING YOU I CAN CONVINCE HIM TO SIGN OFF.
YEAH, HE'S--HE'S LIKE--
HE NEEDS TO BE WORN DOWN, THAT'S ALL.
- GOOD, 'CAUSE THAT'LL BE ALL I HAVE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- FILMING IN THE HAMPTONS IS A NIGHTMARE.
ONE OF THE RESTAURANTS WON'T LET ME SHOOT AT NIGHT.
ANOTHER ONE SAYS ONLY ONE CAMERA.
AND THE NICEST PLACES,
THE ONES THAT WOULD REALLY SHOW THE CAST
BREAKING INTO THE ELITE CROWD OUT HERE
ARE TOTALLY STIFF-ARMING ME.
IT'S GONNA BE SHARE HOUSE: MALIBUALL OVER AGAIN,
BUT WITHOUT THE PALM TREES. - WHOA, GOD.
WELL, YOU ALWAYS HAVE BOTULISM, RIGHT?
- THE MEDICAL STUFF HAS BEEN KILLER.
- YEAH.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST FOLLOW A CONCIERGE DOCTOR AROUND.
JUST PICTURE THIS FOR ONE SECOND, OKAY?
HERO DOC, ALL RIGHT,
HELPING THE RICH AND SHAMELESS
ONE THRILLING MEDICAL MONTAGE AT A TIME--
THAT'S A SHOW.
- COULD YOU CONVINCE HANK TO MOVE?
- WHY WOULD HE MOVE? - I JUST TOLD YOU.
FILMING HERE IS A NIGHTMARE.
IF I CAN'T GET IN ANYWHERE, THERE'S NO SHOW.
- HE IS THE SHOW. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
YOU SAID IT YOURSELF-- HE'S A NATURAL, RIGHT?
- LISTEN, EVAN, I LIKE THE IDEA.
BUT WITH NO ACCESS TO THE HAMPTONS,
IT WOULD MAKE CONCIERGE DOCTOR: THE HAMPTONS
A BIT OF A MISNOMER.
I GOT TO FIND OUT WHERE OTHER CONCIERGE DOCS ARE PRACTICING.
- WHAT ABOUT THE BLACKSTONE CLUB?
WHAT IF--WHAT IF YOU COULD GET YOUR WHOLE CAST
INTO THE BLACKSTONE CLUB?
- THE BLACKSTONE? - YEAH.
- PIPE DREAM.
- WHAT IF I COULD MAKE THAT PIPE DREAM COME TRUE?
- I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MIX-UP LAST NIGHT.
- [laughs]
"DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM..."
- [laughs] NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD FEEL FREE
TO STAY AGAIN IF YOU WANT.
- MM. I'M NOT SURE I CAN HANDLE
ALL THE TRAFFIC IN YOUR BEDROOM.
- CROSSING GUARD STARTS TONIGHT.
- HONESTLY, HANK...
IT KIND OF BOTHERED ME.
I KNOW IT SHOULDN'T HAVE.
BUT IT DID.
I KNEW YOU WERE SEEING HER. IT WAS JUST...
DIFFERENT...
ME SEEING HER.
- RIGHT.
- I WAS SURPRISED TO HEAR FROM YOU...
AND SO SOON. - REALLY?
- NOT TOO LONG AGO, YOU WERE CALLING ME A--
- SUCCUBUS. YES, I MAY HAVE BEEN A TAD HARSH.
- YOU LIKE THE FRANCHISING IDEA, RIGHT?
EVEN THOUGH HANK DIDN'T.
- HE DIDN'T NOT LIKE IT, THOUGH.
THERE WAS NO STONEWALL PHASE OR, LIKE, KNEE-JERK SLAP-DOWN.
SO THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY CLOSE TO LIKING IT FOR HIM.
- [laughs] YOU'RE KIDDING? - YEAH, HE CAN BE, UH...
CLOSE-MINDED AT TIMES.
HE JUST DOESN'T JUMP INTO NEW THINGS--
BUSINESS THINGS.
- SO YOU THINK HANK MIGHT ACCEPT FRANCHISING
AS PART OF OUR PARTNERSHIP?
- YOU DO UNDERSTAND
THAT IT WOULD BE A THREE-WAY SPLIT, RIGHT?
THE PARTNERSHIP WOULD BE YOURS, HIS, AND MINE.
- OKAY, WITHOUT GETTING TOO NITPICKY,
SINCE WHEN DOES A CFO'S CONTRIBUTION
TO A MEDICAL PRACTICE EQUAL A DOCTOR'S?
- I'M NOT ALL MATH AND GOOD LOOKS, LADY.
I ALSO SPEARHEAD MARKETING AND P.R.
IN FACT, I HAVE A LITTLE SIDE PROJECT
THAT'LL DOVETAIL QUITE NICELY WITH THIS NEW VENTURE.
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OUR TABLE'S READY.
- HOW'S THE NAUSEA? - GONE.
- AND NO BAD REACTION TO THE ANTITOXIN?
ALL VERY POSITIVE. - YEAH.
JUST WISH I HAD MORE STRENGTH.
IT'S LIKE TORTURE, WATCHING EVERYBODY ELSE HAVE THE FUN.
NOBODY WANTS TO COME NEAR ME.
EVEN MIKELL IS KEEPING HER DISTANCE.
SHE HASN'T COME BY TO SAY HI ALL DAY.
COINCIDENTALLY, NEITHER HAVE THE CAMERAS.
- YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
I WAS A BEANPOLE--
STICK STRAIGHT WITH A GIANT HEAD ON TOP,
KIND OF LIKE A LOLLIPOP WITH GLASSES.
- [laughs] YEAH.
SEE, I HAD THE OPPOSITE PROBLEM--
TOO MUCH LOLLIPOP, NOT ENOUGH STICK.
I WAS THE NICE CHUBBY GUY
ALL THE GIRLS JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH.
YOU EVER FEEL LIKE THAT BEANPOLE ANYMORE?
- MORE OFTEN THAN I'D CARE TO ADMIT.
- [laughs]
- BUT THEN THAT LITTLE GIRL SPENT FAR TOO MUCH TIME
WORRYING WHETHER PEOPLE LIKED HER.
NOW... I'D RATHER SPEND TIME
ENJOYING THE COMPANY OF PEOPLE I LIKE.
- MAYBE I WOULD BE BETTER OFF
GETTING THAT REST IN A NICE CAMERA-FREE HOSPITAL.
- I'LL MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS.
- TOXOPLASMOSIS? - MM-HMM.
YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT WHERE YOU WERE...
DETAINED IN CUBA, SO I COVERED THE BASES.
- AND YOU KNEW IT WAS A SERIOUS CONCERN FOR PREGNANT WOMEN.
- NOW, IF YOU CONTRACTED THIS BEFORE YOU WERE PREGNANT...
- THEN THERE'S NO DANGER FOR THE FETUS.
BUT THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN PINPOINT THAT FOR SURE.
- WELL, I'VE ORDERED SPECIALIZED LABS
FOR IgG, IgM, AND AVIDITY
TO DETERMINE HOW ADVANCED THE DISEASE IS.
- WE NEED TO TEST FOR C.N.S. TOXO.
GET AN L.P. AND AN MRI.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING IN YOUR MENTAL STATUS
TO RAISE CONCERNS ABOUT ENCEPHALITIS.
- MY MOOD SWINGS MAY NOT BE HORMONAL.
WHAT DID YOU SAY-- "COVER THE BASES"?
- YEAH, OKAY. WE CAN DO THAT.
ALSO, UM...
I DISCOVERED SOMETHING...
INTERESTING ABOUT THIS INFECTION.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- WELL, IF YOU DID HAVE THIS BEFORE YOU WERE PREGNANT,
YOUR ODDS OF HAVING A BOY INCREASE TWO TO ONE.
AND AS YOU KNOW, BORIS' GENETIC ILLNESS
IS PASSED FROM FATHER TO SON.
- [sighs]
WHEN BORIS AND I ENDED OUR RELATIONSHIP
FIVE YEARS AGO,
IT WAS BECAUSE OF ONE THING...
ONE THING I COULD NOT CHANGE HIS MIND ABOUT...
CHILDREN.
- HE WANTS HIS DISEASE TO DIE WITH HIM.
- [sighs]
- USUALLY TOXOPLASMOSIS IS BENIGN
AND RESOLVES ITSELF IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
- BUT...
MARISA'S CASE IS DIFFERENT OR...
- HANK IS CONCERNED I MAY BE
IMMUNOCOMPROMISED FROM MY INCARCERATION.
- THAT'S THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO.
I JUST WANT TO PROCEED WITH CAUTION,
STARTING WITH AN MRI.
- WE'LL TAKE THE HELICOPTER TO COLUMBIA PRESBYTERIAN.
I'LL MAKE ARRANGEMENTS ON THE WAY.
- HAMPTONS HERITAGE IS ALREADY EXPECTING US.
THEIR MRI MACHINE WORKS EXACTLY THE SAME
AS ONE IN MANHATTAN.
- WHY DID YOU TEXT ME? JUST COME INSIDE!
I TOLD YOU YOUR NAME IS ON THE LIST.
- NO, I KNOW. UM, I HAVE TO MAKE
A LITTLE CONFESSION FIRST.
IT--IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A QUESTION.
IT'S ACTUALLY MORE OF A SYNTAX THING, REALLY.
- EVAN. - IS THERE ANY WORLD IN WHICH
YOUR OFFER FOR ME TO INVITE SOMEBODY
MIGHT BE EXTRAPOLATED TO INCLUDE 12 SOMEBODIES?
- 12? - YEAH, JUST...
YEAH, IT'S, UM...
- [scoffs] - UM...
- HEY. IS THAT A--IS THAT A N--
IT'S COOL. I-I'LL SEND THEM AWAY.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM RIGHT NOW.
HEY, WHAT'S UP? - HEY.
- WAIT, WAIT. SHARE HOUSE?
SAME AS SHARE HOUSE: SOUTH BEACH, MALIBU, ASPEN?
- HA HA. THAT'S THE ONE.
- HI, GUYS.
I'M SO THRILLED YOU'RE DOING A HAMPTONS ONE.
- WELL, THANKS TO EVAN.
- UM, ACTUALLY, GUYS--
- A-ACTUALLY, UH, WE--WE CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING,
BUT I WILL TALK TO THE EXECUTIVE MANAGER.
HE'S AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND. - OKAY. THANK YOU.
- AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED A SMALLER CAMERA THAN THAT.
- YEAH, YOU'LL NEED A SMALLER CAMERA THAN THAT.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - ABSOLUTELY.
LET'S PARTY.
- WELL?
- UH, LET'S GO INSIDE.
HI.
- WHAT DID YOU FIND? - MAY I SPEAK FREELY?
- PLEASE.
- NO LESIONS ON YOUR BRAIN.
YOUR MRI WAS COMPLETELY CLEAN.
- SO WHAT NOW--ANTIBIOTICS? IT'S AN INFECTION, YES?
- YES, YES, OF COURSE.
CAN YOU GET ME SOME WATER, PLEASE?
- ALL RIGHT.
- SPIRAMYCIN IS BETTER THAN PYRIMETHAMINE-SULFONAMIDE
FOR PREGNANT PATIENTS.
AS FOR FETAL INFECTION--
- WE CAN'T KNOW UNTIL THE AMNIOCENTESIS,
WHICH WE CAN'T DO FOR SEVERAL WEEKS.
- ABOUT THE TIME YOU'LL FIND OUT IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL.
- WELL...
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.
- BUT WE CAN DO BIWEEKLY ULTRASOUNDS,
WATCH FOR DEVELOPMENTAL MILESTONES.
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- WHOA, WHOA.
OKAY...
PAIGE.
THIS IS AWESOME.
AND YOU GET TO MINGLE WITH THE CAST OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW.
THAT'S COOL.
- IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE. - WHY DID YOU LET THEM IN?
- BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO FEEL AS LET DOWN AS I DO.
THEY'RE NOT THE ONES WHO SCREWED UP.
- WAIT.
I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT--
- YOU THOUGHT THAT I WOULD IGNORE THE FACT
THAT YOU COMPLETELY TOOK ADVANTAGE
AFTER I TOLD YOU
HOW MUCH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE.
- NO, NO-- I'M SO SORRY.
I-I KNOW. I-I-I GOT EXCITED.
I SAW A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. I JUMPED ON IT.
IT--IT-- I'M AN IDIOT.
I KNOW.
CAN WE GET PAST IT SO WE CAN FOCUS
ON WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW,
WHICH IS HOW BEAUTIFUL MY OUTFIT LOOKS...
AND YOURS?
PAIGE, I'M SORRY. - NO, DON'T.
YOU HURT ME,
AND YOU CAN'T JUST CHARM YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.
- OH, EXCUSE ME.
- MIKELL. MIKELL?
YOU ALL RIGHT? - DO I LOOK ALL RIGHT?
- THEY MAKE THE MINT JULEPS REALLY STRONG HERE.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A GLASS OF WATER?
- NO, I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE
WITH HANK'S PATIENT AT THE SHARE HOUSE.
- OH! - MIKELL?
UM, LET'S SIT YOU DOWN.
HERE WE GO.
THERE YOU GO. MIKELL.
HEY, MIK--MIKELL?
UM, PAIGE, DON'T BE MAD.
I NEED TO INVITE JUST A FEW MORE PEOPLE.
- WHO? - HANK...
MAYBE SOME PARAMEDICS TOO.
- SO APPARENTLY, CRAIG'S BOTULISM
WAS NOT FROM INDELATOX.
IT WAS SOMETHING THE WHOLE HOUSE WAS EXPOSED TO.
- YEAH, DIVYA'S CHECKING THERE NOW.
I TOLD HER TO START WITH THE BOOZE CABINET.
- ACTUALLY, THEY PROBABLY WEREN'T DRUNK.
SLURRED SPEECH, DOUBLE VISION, COORDINATION PROBLEMS
ARE ALL SYMPTOMS OF BOTULISM.
- NO WAY. - MM-HMM.
- WILL THEY BE OKAY? - IN A FEW WEEKS, YEAH.
- THANK GOODNESS. - I GUESS THE SHOW CAN GO ON.
- HAPPY ENDING, AT LEAST. - MM-HMM.
- AND IT'LL, UH, HELP ME SELL MY NEW IDEA.
I WANT TO DO A SHOW IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM LIKE THIS ONE.
- WHAT ABOUT THE CONCIERGE-DOCTOR IDEA?
- I THINK THIS'LL BE BIGGER. - YEAH. COOL.
- HEY, DIVYA, WHAT'D YOU FIND?
- OKAY, SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE FOOTAGE
FROM THE SHARE HOUSECAMERAS,
AND IT STRUCK ME.
CRAIG WAS ALWAYS SNEAKING INTO THE KITCHEN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO MEET MIKELL,
ALTHOUGH SHE WAS SPENDING A LOT OF TIME
IN THE HOT TUB WITH MATT.
THAT GIRL WILL GO ANYWHERE THERE'S A CAMERA.
- UH, DIVYA.
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BOTULISM?
- I SAW CRAIG...
OPENING UP SOME SALSA ONE NIGHT BEFORE MIKELL ARRIVED.
THEN WHEN WE VISITED THEM,
THE REST OF THE CAST WAS HAVING SOME.
SO I FOUND THE JAR,
AND THE TOP WAS BULGING SLIGHTLY...
INDICATING CONTAMINATION.
- YEP. OKAY.
- CRAIG...
DID YOU EAT ANY SALSA
THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR SYMPTOMS BEGAN?
- UH...YEAH.
I'M...
KIND OF AN EMOTIONAL EATER.
IT'S THE STRESS OF THE SHOW AND MEETING MIKELL.
I JUST DIDN'T--
- THAT IS SO SWEET!
- [laughs] HEY, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
THE CAMERA'S BEEN ON ME FOR AT LEAST 30 SECONDS.
- COULD YOU CALL THE CDC
AND MAKE SURE THEY TRACK DOWN THE SOURCE?
THERE COULD BE OTHER CONTAMINATED JARS.
THANK YOU.
- WOW, THAT WAS NICE WORK, DETECTIVE.
SERIOUSLY--IT'S TOO BAD YOU HAD TO WATCH SO MUCH
"LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR" TELEVISION TO DO IT, BUT...
- YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND
WHY PEOPLE ARE SO DRAWN INTO REALITY TELEVISION.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
- IT'S A GREAT ESCAPE FROM REALITY.
- IT IS.
WAIT. YOU WANT TO ESCAPE FROM REALITY?
WHICH PART OF REALITY?
- DR. TRIPP. YES, I--
YES, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU.
- IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK IN TOWN.
- BUT YOU FOUND A WAY TO KEEP MY SPOT WARM.
- I TOLD YOU.
SHE WAS JUST SLEEPING HERE TO ESCAPE THE NOISE
AT HER PLACE. - YOU DID TELL ME THAT.
- LOOK, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
- I KNOW YOU'RE FRIENDS.
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE "JUST" PART, BUT...
- IT'S TRUE.
- I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S TRUE.
SHE MIGHT EVEN THINK IT'S TRUE, BUT IT'S NOT.
- YOU'RE SAYING WE'RE SECRETLY DATING EACH OTHER
WITHOUT OUR KNOWLEDGE?
- BELIEVE ME, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS.
BUT...
I THINK THERE ARE UNRESOLVED FEELINGS THERE...
ON BOTH SIDES.
- OKAY, THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT.
- NO, WE SHOULDN'T...
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. - [laughs]
[cell phone chimes]
- DID YOU JUST EMAIL ME? - YEP.
- I'M RIGHT HERE.
- YEAH, I'D LIKE A RECORD OF YOUR RESPONSE--
UH, AN EMAIL TRAIL.
- [sighs] "WILL YOU RETURN TO THE HAMPTONS NEXT SUMMER
TO WORK FOR HANKMED?"
I DON'T KNOW.
- WRITTEN REPLY, PLEASE.
"I DON'T KNOW" IS NOT A NO.
SO I HAVE AN ON THE RECORD "MAYBE."
GOOD.
- BORIS, HEY.
JUST DROPPING OFF THE ANTIBIOTICS FOR MARISA.
YOU ON YOUR WAY OUT?
- I ACTUALLY WANTED TO SPEAK WITH YOU BEFORE YOU SAW HER.
- EVERYTHING OKAY?
- THAT WAS TO BE MY QUESTION TO YOU.
- OH, WELL, IF YOU'RE CONCERNED,
YOU SHOULD REALLY TALK TO MARISA.
- I'M TALKING TO YOU, HANK.
WHAT WERE YOU TWO DISCUSSING IN THE MRI CHAMBER?
- YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
- MAY I REMIND YOU WHERE YOU'RE STANDING, HANK?
MY PROPERTY, MY LARGESSE HELPS MAKE YOUR BUSINESS POSSIBLE.
- AND I APPRECIATE IT.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MARISA.
- SHE WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
SO JUST...
IS SHE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT OR...?
- YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MARISA.
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