1 00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:02,785 male announcer: PREVIOUSLY, ON ROYAL PAINS... 2 00:00:02,827 --> 00:00:03,786 - PAIGE COLLINS, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 3 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,134 - YES! 4 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:06,527 - YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROVIDE FOR PAIGE 5 00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:08,007 IN THE STYLE TO WHICH SHE IS ACCUSTOMED? 6 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,400 [glass shatters] 7 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:11,881 - [gasping] 8 00:00:11,923 --> 00:00:13,273 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO SOMEONE. 9 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,015 [steam hissing] 10 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,059 - WAIT, PLEASE. 11 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,059 - KEEP GOING. 12 00:00:17,103 --> 00:00:18,060 - DAS IST SIE NICHT. 13 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,628 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU? 14 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:21,064 - ES IST NICHT IHR. 15 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,283 "IT'S NOT HER." 16 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:24,501 - MY PARENTS FEEL ENTITLED TO RESTITUTION. 17 00:00:24,545 --> 00:00:26,199 - MY PARENTS CUT ME OFF, RAJ. 18 00:00:26,242 --> 00:00:28,724 I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD THE GRATUITY ON THIS. 19 00:00:28,766 --> 00:00:30,812 THANK YOU AGAIN. - DON'T THANK ME. 20 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,075 WE NEED YOU AROUND HERE. 21 00:00:32,118 --> 00:00:33,597 - I WANT TO GROW HANKMED. 22 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:35,905 - I'VE HEARD THESE KINDS OF SUGGESTIONS BEFORE. 23 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:37,341 - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A WHOLE NEW LEVEL HERE. 24 00:00:37,384 --> 00:00:39,256 I HAVE A FULLY FLESHED-OUT BUSINESS PLAN. 25 00:00:39,299 --> 00:00:41,389 - IS THIS ABOUT YOU WANTING A BIGGER BUSINESS? 26 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:42,911 OR IS THIS ABOUT YOU WANTING 27 00:00:42,954 --> 00:00:45,088 TO MAKE THIS A BIGGER BUSINESS FOR PAIGE? 28 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:54,488 - NO, THANK YOU FOR HOSTING SUCH A LOVELY PARTY. 29 00:00:54,531 --> 00:00:56,490 UH, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL... 30 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:57,491 NOW, I'M GOING TO-- 31 00:00:57,534 --> 00:00:58,927 FROM LOOKING AT YOUR HOME, 32 00:00:58,970 --> 00:01:00,494 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, EXQUISITE HOME. 33 00:01:00,537 --> 00:01:03,106 I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU'RE QUITE A WEALTHY MAN. 34 00:01:03,149 --> 00:01:05,716 WOULD YOU AGREE TO THAT? 35 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:10,156 NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO GUESS THE EXACT AMOUNT OF YOUR NET WORTH. 36 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,287 - HELLO, SIR. 37 00:01:11,331 --> 00:01:13,203 - HELLO. 38 00:01:13,246 --> 00:01:15,248 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE? 39 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,337 - I AM PROMOTING HANKMED IN AN UNDERSTATED WAY. 40 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:18,990 THAT'S THE WAY YOU PREFER ME TO DO IT, ISN'T IT? 41 00:01:19,034 --> 00:01:20,036 - I GUESS, BUT-- 42 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:22,168 - THIS PROMOTION IS SO UNDERSTATED, 43 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:23,605 NO ONE EVEN KNOWS IT'S HAPPENING. 44 00:01:23,647 --> 00:01:25,215 IT'S TOTAL STEALTH MARKETING. 45 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:26,694 GOD, THIS PAPPY VAN WINKLE 46 00:01:26,737 --> 00:01:28,131 FAMILY RESERVE BOURBON IS SO GOOD. 47 00:01:28,174 --> 00:01:29,480 - I TOLD YOU. 48 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:31,003 - OH, I ADDED SOME FOOTAGE OF THE JITNEY CRASH 49 00:01:31,046 --> 00:01:32,003 I FOUND ON YOUTUBE. 50 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,222 I AM SO GRATEFUL 51 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:35,138 FOR THAT HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE ACCIDENT. 52 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,139 - EVAN... 53 00:01:36,182 --> 00:01:37,401 - JUST BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 54 00:01:37,444 --> 00:01:38,575 WE'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF BUSINESS OUT OF IT. 55 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,229 THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. BRAND-NEW CLIENT. 56 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,057 FOUND OUT ABOUT US BECAUSE OF THE CRASH. 57 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,668 - THAT'S GREAT-- NOW BE QUIET, 58 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,061 'CAUSE I WANT TO WATCH THE MAGICIAN. 59 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:48,325 - I WOULD LIKE TO BORROW SOMEONE'S WATCH. 60 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,765 YOU, SIR. MAY I? 61 00:01:53,808 --> 00:01:55,549 - YEAH! UM, SURE. 62 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,246 - AH... 63 00:01:57,290 --> 00:01:58,770 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, 64 00:01:58,813 --> 00:02:01,033 HOW MUCH WAS THE BOX OF CEREAL THAT THIS CAME OUT OF? 65 00:02:01,076 --> 00:02:02,251 [laughter] 66 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,861 - NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 67 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,299 - I'M A...DOCTOR. 68 00:02:05,341 --> 00:02:06,647 - A DOCTOR? 69 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:09,040 WITH THAT WATCH. WOW. 70 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:11,000 APPARENTLY HEALTH CARE REFORM IS WORKING. 71 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,828 [laughter] AH... 72 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:15,612 THISIS A WATCH. 73 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,527 - YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DISAPPEAR THIS ONE, MY FRIEND. 74 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,225 IT WAS A GIFT FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, SO... 75 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,183 - IT'S REALLY A LOVELY WATCH. 76 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,445 - SO, YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT-- - WHOA. 77 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,274 NOW... 78 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:26,188 - PL--JUST BE CAREFUL, PLEASE. 79 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,625 - I WILL BE GENTLE. 80 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:28,626 I WILL BE GENTLE. 81 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,627 [metal clanking] UNH! 82 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:32,368 - BE CAREFUL, PLEASE. - LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 83 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,199 - WHAT? - MMM. 84 00:02:36,242 --> 00:02:37,199 MMM! 85 00:02:37,243 --> 00:02:38,245 [smacks lips] 86 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:42,858 THE HANDKERCHIEF. 87 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:43,901 - OKAY. 88 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:54,521 NOW, THAT IS A DOCTOR'S WATCH. 89 00:02:54,564 --> 00:02:56,393 [applause] THANK YOU! 90 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,134 THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 91 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,135 IT WAS WONDERFUL BEING WITH YOU TONIGHT. 92 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,093 SO THANK YOU. 93 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:04,183 AND GOOD NIGHT. 94 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,578 [applause] - OH, MY GOD. 95 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:09,057 THAT WAS TOTALLY AMAZING. 96 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,450 - YEAH, IT WAS. 97 00:03:10,493 --> 00:03:12,016 ALMOST AS AMAZING AS YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY WATCH. 98 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,104 GIVE IT BACK. - WHA-- 99 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:14,542 [clanking] 100 00:03:18,414 --> 00:03:21,461 - [hyperventilating] 101 00:03:23,289 --> 00:03:24,943 AGH! AH! 102 00:03:31,427 --> 00:03:32,473 GAH! 103 00:03:32,515 --> 00:03:34,388 [grunting] 104 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:39,175 [breathing hard] 105 00:03:42,003 --> 00:03:43,961 [jingling] 106 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,268 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 107 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,139 DINNER IS SERVED. 108 00:03:47,182 --> 00:03:49,706 [applause] 109 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:50,752 THANK YOU. 110 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,622 THANK YOU. 111 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:53,841 THANKS. 112 00:03:53,884 --> 00:03:56,104 ARE YOU REALLY A DOCTOR? 113 00:03:56,147 --> 00:03:58,237 - UH, WATCH AND ALL, I'M AFRAID. 114 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,239 GREAT TRICK. 115 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,675 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 116 00:04:00,717 --> 00:04:03,372 ONLY IT DIDN'T GO EXACTLY AS I PLANNED. 117 00:04:07,028 --> 00:04:09,117 - [inhales sharply] 118 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:12,076 - I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF MY PROBLEMS. 119 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:16,343 [The Blue Van's Independence] 120 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,040 ♪ 121 00:04:18,082 --> 00:04:23,000 - ♪ MY INDEPENDENCE WENT AWAY 122 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:27,483 ♪ I DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN IT SAID ♪ 123 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,920 ♪ RELY ON YOURSELF 124 00:04:29,964 --> 00:04:32,053 ♪ TRUSTING SOMEONE ELSE 125 00:04:32,096 --> 00:04:37,189 ♪ IS A PATH FOR THE SILENT GHOST ♪ 126 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,673 - UM... 127 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:44,980 IS THIS OKAY? 128 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:46,067 - IT'S PERFECT. THANK YOU. 129 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:49,505 - THANKS. 130 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:54,119 - SO...WHAT GOT YOU INTO MAGIC? 131 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,774 - UH, I THOUGHT IT WOULD IMPRESS THE GIRLS. 132 00:04:56,817 --> 00:04:58,906 - AH, THE BASIS OF SO MANY THINGS WE DO. 133 00:04:58,949 --> 00:05:00,081 - HEH, I WAS WRONG. 134 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:02,737 MAGIC JUST MADE THEM THINK I WAS WEIRD. 135 00:05:02,779 --> 00:05:04,478 "ER." WEIRDER. - OH. 136 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:05,913 - UNFORTUNATELY, BY THE TIME I FIGURED THAT OUT, 137 00:05:05,956 --> 00:05:07,654 I HAD ALREADY GOTTEN BITTEN BY THE BUG. 138 00:05:07,697 --> 00:05:09,612 I THOUGHT BUTTER WAS FOR BURNS. 139 00:05:09,656 --> 00:05:12,007 - COMMON MISCONCEPTION. 140 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,964 BUTTER TRAPS HEAT IN THE TISSUE, 141 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,184 WHICH RISKS CAUSING MORE DAMAGE 142 00:05:15,226 --> 00:05:16,793 AND INCREASES THE CHANCES OF INFECTION. 143 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,579 HONEY, ON THE OTHER HAND, 144 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:21,016 HAS ANTISEPTIC QUALITIES. 145 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:22,930 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING MAGIC TRICKS FOR A LONG TIME. 146 00:05:22,973 --> 00:05:24,149 - OH, SINCE I WAS NINE. 147 00:05:24,192 --> 00:05:26,369 NOT--NOT PROFESSIONALLY, OF COURSE, BUT... 148 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:29,372 TWO YEARS AGO, I WAS DOING MAGIC PART-TIME. 149 00:05:29,415 --> 00:05:31,418 WHILE I WAS SELLING ORTHOPEDIC SHOES 150 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:32,853 IN MASSAPEQUA. 151 00:05:32,896 --> 00:05:34,115 - OOF. 152 00:05:34,158 --> 00:05:36,336 - AND THEN, I STARTED DOING CUSTOM ESCAPES 153 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,379 AT PRIVATE PARTIES 154 00:05:37,423 --> 00:05:38,728 FOR HIGH-END CLIENTS. 155 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,817 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, BUSINESS JUST TOOK OFF. 156 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:42,951 - RICH PEOPLE LOVE CUSTOM. 157 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,822 - OOH, YES, THEY DO. 158 00:05:44,865 --> 00:05:46,911 - YOU ON ANY MEDICATIONS? - NO. 159 00:05:46,954 --> 00:05:48,303 WELL, A WATER PILL. 160 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,437 HELPS ME DROP WEIGHT BEFORE A BIG ESCAPE. 161 00:05:52,002 --> 00:05:53,961 - OKAY, DEEP BREATH. 162 00:05:58,793 --> 00:05:59,793 CLEAR AS DAY. 163 00:05:59,836 --> 00:06:00,838 YOU GOT LUCKY. 164 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,884 - I GOT UNLUCKY. 165 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,321 MAGIC IS ABOUT REHEARSAL. IT'S ABOUT PRACTICE. 166 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,887 IT'S ABOUT PLANNING. 167 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:08,759 EVERYTHING WAS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. 168 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,848 THEN I STARTED FEELING WEAK AND SWEATY. 169 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:14,069 I STARTED GETTING PANICKY... PARALYZED BY FEAR. 170 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,853 IT WAS LIKE I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK. 171 00:06:15,896 --> 00:06:18,855 UH, M-M-MAYBE I'M JUST GETTING OLDER, I DON'T KNOW. 172 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:20,466 - MAYBE. 173 00:06:20,509 --> 00:06:22,512 BUT MAYBE SOMETHING MORE IS GOING ON. 174 00:06:22,555 --> 00:06:23,774 NO MORE WATER PILLS, OKAY? 175 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,949 AND LET'S DO AN EKG. 176 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,257 - OKAY. - OKAY. 177 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:34,915 - SO I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET TIME WITH BORIS 178 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,483 TO DISCUSS MY MEMORIES OF THE CRASH, 179 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:37,701 ONLY I AM HAVING NO LUCK. 180 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,615 - WELL, HE IS A NEW FATHER, 181 00:06:39,659 --> 00:06:41,444 AND HE IS BORIS. 182 00:06:41,487 --> 00:06:44,795 - AND MY CALLS DO COME WITH A HISTORY OF ASKING FOR MONEY. 183 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,317 - YOU WANT I SHOULD SET SOMETHING UP? 184 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:47,754 - WOULD YOU? - NOT A PROBLEM. 185 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:51,235 - THANK YOU. 186 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,369 - OKAY. - OKAY. 187 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,848 [typing on keyboard] 188 00:06:54,891 --> 00:06:56,807 - ANY OLD BUSINESS? - UH, YEAH. 189 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,591 MAGIC ANDY'S EKG CAME BACK CLEAN, 190 00:06:58,634 --> 00:06:59,593 BUT AS A PRECAUTION, 191 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,028 I PUT HIM ON A HOLTER MONITOR, 192 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,812 WHICH I'M CHECKING LATER TODAY ALONG WITH HIS BURN. 193 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:05,947 - ALL RIGHT, ANYONE ELSE? 194 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:06,990 ANY NEW BUSINESS? 195 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,297 - A FEW FOLLOW-UPS THIS MORNING. 196 00:07:08,339 --> 00:07:10,038 BUT THEN, IF IT'S STILL RIGHT, 197 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,952 I BELIEVE I HAVE THE AFTERNOON OFF. 198 00:07:11,995 --> 00:07:14,781 - SCHEDULED AND SCHEDULED, DIVYA. 199 00:07:14,824 --> 00:07:15,913 BIG PLANS? 200 00:07:15,956 --> 00:07:17,480 - NO. NO. 201 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:18,654 PUTTERING, MOSTLY. 202 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,483 - "PUTTERING." VERY GOOD. 203 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:24,792 WELL, UH, I HAVE SOME NEW BUSINESS. 204 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:26,488 AT THE PARTY YESTERDAY, 205 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,577 ONE OF OUR HANKMED PROMOTIONAL DVDs 206 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:32,233 SOMEHOW MADE ITS WAY INTO A V.I.P.P. 207 00:07:32,276 --> 00:07:34,932 THAT'S "VERY IMPORTANT PERSON'S POCKET." 208 00:07:34,975 --> 00:07:35,932 - AH. 209 00:07:35,976 --> 00:07:37,848 - AND THAT PERSON 210 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,370 JUST HAPPENS TO BE... 211 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,591 MATT LAUER. 212 00:07:41,634 --> 00:07:43,593 - OHH, YOU SUCKED UP TO MATT LAUER? 213 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:44,855 - I WOULD HAVE, BUT HE LEFT. 214 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,856 HOWEVER...THANKS TO SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES, 215 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:49,380 USMAGAZINE, AND THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT, 216 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:52,471 I LEARNED THAT HE HAS A WEEKEND PLACE IN WATER MILL. 217 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:56,387 HE EXERCISES AT THE SOUTHAMPTON SWIM AND RACQUET CLUB, 218 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:57,389 AND HE CAN OFTEN BE SEEN BROWSING 219 00:07:57,432 --> 00:07:58,869 IN M'LADY'S VESTIBULE, 220 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,567 HIS FAVORITE HAMPTONS ANTIQUE STORE. 221 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,656 - AH, WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT STALKING HIM. 222 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:05,658 - HANK, I WANT TO GROW THIS BUSINESS. 223 00:08:05,701 --> 00:08:06,834 FOR US. 224 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:09,314 - EVAN...YOU WANNA BE ON TV...FOR YOU. 225 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:11,882 - WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE IT ABOUT ME? 226 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,014 - IT'S NOT ABOUT ME. 227 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,494 - IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU. 228 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,625 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S NOT FAIR 229 00:08:15,668 --> 00:08:16,625 AND THAT'S NOT TRUE. 230 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,192 - HEY, SO... 231 00:08:18,235 --> 00:08:19,889 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HANK 232 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,413 THAT YOU'RE DOING SHIFTS AT THE HOSPITAL? 233 00:08:21,456 --> 00:08:23,110 - I WAS GOING TO. 234 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:24,851 BUT THEN I THOUGHT, WHY BURDEN HIM? 235 00:08:24,894 --> 00:08:25,939 YOU KNOW HOW HE IS. 236 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:27,680 I MEAN, HE'D WANT TO HELP OUT. 237 00:08:27,723 --> 00:08:29,029 BUT THEN ONLY WAY OUT OF THIS 238 00:08:29,072 --> 00:08:31,206 IS FOR ME TO PAY BACK RAJ'S PARENTS. 239 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,947 WHICH IS MY PROBLEM, NOT HIS. 240 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:33,990 - I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS I CAN SAY NO! 241 00:08:34,034 --> 00:08:35,123 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE REFUSING 242 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:36,820 TO DO THE TODAY SHOW. 243 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:37,995 - I'M NOT REFUSING. 244 00:08:38,038 --> 00:08:39,213 THEY'RE NOT ASKING. 245 00:08:39,256 --> 00:08:41,085 WHICH MAKES THIS AN ARGUMENT ABOUT NOTHING. 246 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,477 - OKAY, SO IF THEY DID ASK, WOULD YOU DO IT? 247 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,913 - WHAT CAN I SAY THAT WILL MAKE YOU STOP TALKING? 248 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,481 - YOU CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION. - FINE! YES. EVAN... 249 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:49,354 IF THE REAL WORLD SOMEHOW COLLIDES WITH YOUR WORLD, 250 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,442 AND THE TODAY SHOW WANTS HANKMED ON IT, 251 00:08:51,486 --> 00:08:52,966 YES, I WILL DO IT. 252 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:54,576 - NOW, WAS THAT SO HARD TO SAY? 253 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,883 - YES. 254 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,927 - LOOK...IT'S YOUR SECRET. 255 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,148 AND...I'LL KEEP IT. 256 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,802 I JUST THINK THAT THE LONGER I DO, 257 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,150 THE MORE AWKWARD THINGS COULD GET. 258 00:09:03,193 --> 00:09:04,456 - IT WON'T BE FOREVER. 259 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,894 JUST UNTIL I GET MY FINANCIAL HOUSE IN ORDER. 260 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,287 AND I GIVE YOU MY WORD, IT WILL NOT BE AWKWARD. 261 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:12,289 - WHAT WON'T? 262 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,945 - NOTHING. 263 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,768 OH, I'M SO SORRY, I'M S-- 264 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:55,942 - [sputters] 265 00:09:55,985 --> 00:09:57,379 - PUH! I'M SORRY. 266 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:58,989 OH, GOD, MY STOMACH. 267 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,947 GAH! - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 268 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:02,471 - I'M SORRY. OKAY, LOOK. 269 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,691 I JUST REALLY WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR TWO SECONDS 270 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,301 ABOUT THE TODAYSHOW, OKAY? 271 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,390 - SERIOUSLY? THAT'S WHY YOU'RE JUMPING ON TOP OF ME? 272 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:11,958 - YEAH, K-KIND OF. 273 00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:13,613 - GEE, I MISSED IT THIS MORNING. ALL RIGHT. 274 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,919 ALL RIGHT, TELL ME, WHO WAS THE MUSICAL GUEST? 275 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:19,139 - SO...YOU'RE NOT MATT LAUER. 276 00:10:19,182 --> 00:10:21,272 - NO. AND YOU'RE NOT NATALIE MORALES. 277 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,970 THAT'S IT. WE GOT THAT CLEARED UP NOW? 278 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,493 - YEAH. - CAN I FINISH MY SWIM? 279 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,234 - SURE...SURE. 280 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,756 HAVE A GOOD...LAP. 281 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,897 - ANDY? 282 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:42,032 [door creaks] 283 00:10:50,953 --> 00:10:52,652 [chains jingling] 284 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,144 - ANDY? 285 00:11:09,885 --> 00:11:10,799 - HELP! 286 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,279 [chains jingling] 287 00:11:12,322 --> 00:11:14,150 - ANDY? 288 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,892 OKAY...OKAY... 289 00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,200 [grunts] 290 00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:22,376 IS THERE A KEY? 291 00:11:22,419 --> 00:11:23,899 - NO! NO, THERE'S NOT. 292 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:24,988 - ALL RIGHT, HANG ON. 293 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,686 I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE. 294 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,907 GOOD. GOOD. 295 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,788 - ARE YOU OKAY? - [gasping] 296 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,052 - OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? 297 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,967 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? - I DON'T KNOW YET. 298 00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:49,709 I'M NOT SEEING ANY ARRHYTHMIAS ON YOUR HOLTER RESULTS, 299 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,188 SO IT'S PROBABLY NOT YOUR HEART. 300 00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:54,235 ALL YOU'VE GOT IS A SLIGHTLY ELEVATED HEART RATE 301 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,758 WHILE YOU WERE TRAPPED. 302 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,455 - THAT'S THE THING. I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRAPPED. 303 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,022 I BUILT THIS CRATE. 304 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,197 I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE I WAS IN THE CHIMNEY AGAIN. 305 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:03,244 PARALYZED BY FEAR. 306 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,679 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN LET'S START 307 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,551 BY CHECKING YOUR REFLEXES. HERE YOU GO. 308 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:10,120 OKAY, LIE DOWN FOR ME, PLEASE. 309 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,687 - ALL RIGHT. 310 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:13,863 [groans] 311 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,038 [sighs] 312 00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:16,996 OOH! 313 00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:18,389 OH HO. WHOA HO. 314 00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:20,129 - [chuckles] - OOH. 315 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,914 [laughing] THAT TICKLES. 316 00:12:21,957 --> 00:12:23,786 - AS LONG AS IT MAKES YOUR TOES FLEX. 317 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,178 IF THEY WERE TO EXTEND, IT COULD INDICATE 318 00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:28,051 A LESION IN YOUR SPINAL CORD OR CEREBRAL CORTEX. 319 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,313 - AREN'T YOU A BIG BAG OF SUNSHINE? 320 00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:32,490 - [chuckles] LIFT YOUR SHIRT, PLEASE. 321 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,361 YESTERDAY, YOU MENTIONED YOU TAKE A DIURETIC 322 00:12:34,404 --> 00:12:35,798 TO LOSE WEIGHT BEFORE AN ESCAPE. 323 00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:37,451 - I KNOW, IT'S NOT A SIX PACK. 324 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,322 - NO, NO, NO, NO. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 325 00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:42,109 I NEED TO TEST THE QUADRANTS OF YOUR ABDOMINALS. 326 00:12:43,457 --> 00:12:45,111 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN SIT UP NOW. 327 00:12:45,154 --> 00:12:47,157 WHAT I'M GETTING AT IS, 328 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,725 IF YOU'RE FEELING THE KIND OF PRESSURE TO PERFORM 329 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,596 THAT'S GOT YOU TAKING WATER PILLS 330 00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:53,773 AND FREEZING UP IN SITUATIONS YOU'VE REHEARSED, 331 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:57,167 THEN MAYBE WHAT YOU HAVE IS AN ANXIETY DISORDER. 332 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,212 - OKAY...YES, I-- 333 00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:01,083 I HAVE ANXIETY IN MY EVERYDAY LIFE. 334 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:04,043 BUT IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SPILL OVER 335 00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,393 INTO MY ACT. 336 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,785 MY ACT IS REHEARSED. 337 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,004 THERE'S NO SURPRISES. 338 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,745 THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR. 339 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,528 I'M ACTUALLY MORE COMFORTABLE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE 340 00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:14,096 THAN I AM ONE ON ONE. 341 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,011 YOU OKAY, BUDDY? - HMM. 342 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,187 IT'S FUNNY. I'M THE EXACT OPPOSITE. 343 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,972 - YEAH, MOST PEOPLE ARE. 344 00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:22,932 BUT TO ME, THAT-- THAT'S THE REAL MAGIC 345 00:13:22,975 --> 00:13:23,976 OF MY ACT. 346 00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:26,066 THAT I CAN TRANSFORM THIS... 347 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,633 INTROVERTED EX-SHOE SALESMAN 348 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,418 INTO THE KIND OF POLISHED PERFORMER 349 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,942 THAT RICH, SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE, THEY CLAP FOR. 350 00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:34,465 - WELL, IF IT IS AN ANXIETY DISORDER, 351 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,379 IT CAN LIKELY BE CONTROLLED WITH MEDICATION. 352 00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:38,730 - WHAT ABOUT SIDE EFFECTS? 353 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,124 MAGIC REQUIRES DEXTERITY, IT REQUIRES FOCUS. 354 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,082 I CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING THAT'S GONNA IMPAIR THAT. 355 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:45,128 - LOOK, I'M NOT PRESCRIBING ANYTHING YET. 356 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,869 LET ME TAKE SOME BLOOD. 357 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,174 SEE IF THAT GETS US ANYWHERE. 358 00:13:48,217 --> 00:13:49,306 AND, IN THE MEANTIME... 359 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,134 NO ESCAPES. 360 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,224 - I HAVE A HUGE SHOW TONIGHT. 361 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,269 IF I DON'T BARELY ESCAPE FROM THAT CRATE 362 00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:58,402 RIGHT BEFORE J. TURNER WELLERBING 363 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,100 DRIVES HIS ASTON MARTIN INTO IT, 364 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,317 HE'S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY. 365 00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:04,886 - OKAY, I'M NOT SAYING DON'T DO ANY MAGIC. 366 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,671 JUST STICK TO TURNING HANDKERCHIEFS 367 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:07,889 INTO HERMES SCARVES 368 00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:09,804 AND QUARTERS INTO KRUGERRANDS. 369 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,980 - YOU SAID RICH PEOPLE LOVE CUSTOM. 370 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,416 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID? 371 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,244 - LOOK, I WILL WALK YOUR BLOOD INTO THE LAB MYSELF 372 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,898 AND TRY TO WORK MY MAGIC. 373 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,639 BUT UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, 374 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,379 I'M SORRY, BUT MR. WELLERBING IS JUST GONNA HAVE TO DRIVE 375 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,033 HIS ASTON MARTIN INTO SOMEONE ELSE 376 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,044 [cell phone rings] 377 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,527 [softly] YES? 378 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,006 - HEY, I NEED OUR BILLING NUMBER 379 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,486 FOR THE LAB AT HAMPTONS HERITAGE. 380 00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:40,530 - AGAIN? 381 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:46,754 [whispering] "O" 8A7BGP732. 382 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,451 WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR YOU TO REMEMBER? 383 00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,019 - HANG ON, LET ME GET A PEN. 384 00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,063 AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? 385 00:14:51,106 --> 00:14:52,892 ARE YOU STALKING MATT LAUER? 386 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,938 - [whispering] NO, I AM NOT STALKING HIM. 387 00:14:56,982 --> 00:14:59,332 I AM...OBSERVING HIM FROM A SAFE DISTANCE 388 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:02,292 UNTIL THE MOMENT IS RIGHT FOR ME TO, UH, STRIKE. 389 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,120 - EVAN, THAT'S STALKING. 390 00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:06,557 - JUST CALL ME WHEN WHEN YOU FIND A PEN. 391 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,037 - WAIT, I GOT ONE! HELLO? EVAN? 392 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,298 UHH! - HEY THERE. 393 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,778 - HEY. - PROBLEM? 394 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,259 - I NEED EVAN TO GIVE ME OUR BILLING NUMBER FOR THE LAB. 395 00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:16,131 - "O" 8A7BGP732. 396 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,047 - HOW DOES HE-- HOW DO YOU-- 397 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,091 ONE MORE TIME. 398 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:20,135 - [laughs] 399 00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:23,139 COME HERE. 400 00:15:23,182 --> 00:15:25,097 "O" 8A... 401 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,490 732... 402 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:29,101 THERE YOU GO. 403 00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:30,145 PROBLEM SOLVED. 404 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,147 - THANK YOU. 405 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,322 NOW CAN YOU GET EVAN TO QUIT 406 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,106 HIS TODAYSHOW OBSESSION? 407 00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:35,063 - I'M SURE IT'S JUST A PHASE. 408 00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:36,022 - YEAH, YOU THOUGHT HIM SAYING, 409 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,110 "EVAN R. LAWSON, CFO OF HANKMED" 410 00:15:38,153 --> 00:15:39,286 WAS JUST A PHASE TOO. 411 00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:41,331 - WISHFUL THINKING, I GUESS. 412 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,158 - YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH? - HMM? 413 00:15:43,202 --> 00:15:44,899 - I WISH THERE WAS A FAKE TODAYSHOW 414 00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,162 I COULD HIRE TO INTERVIEW HIM. 415 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,729 THEN HE'D STOP. 416 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:48,990 - YOU KNOW, I HAVE A FRIEND 417 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:51,037 IN THE SUFFOLK COLLEGE MEDIA DEPARTMENT 418 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,429 SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO ARRANGE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 419 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,909 BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE CRUEL? 420 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:55,998 - YEAH. 421 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,520 YEAH, IT WOULD. 422 00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:01,090 LET'S CALL HER. - OKAY. 423 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,004 [coughing] 424 00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:06,139 - ARE YOU OKAY? - [loudly] I'M FINE, HANK! 425 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,879 - [loudly] UH, OKAY...JILL. 426 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,184 UH, MAYBE HAVE A SIP OF THE TEA. 427 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,100 - YEAH. OKAY. - OKAY. 428 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,144 - THANKS. - SEE YA. 429 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,196 - HEY, YOU'RE THE NEW GIRL, YEAH? 430 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,154 - UM, THE NEW P.A., YES. DIVYA-- 431 00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,721 - I'VE WRITTEN DISCHARGE PAPERS FOR BED FOUR, 432 00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:25,245 BUT GIVE HIM A ROAD TEST FIRST, WILL YOU? 433 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,463 - ROAD TEST? 434 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,856 - MAKE SURE HE'S SOBER. 435 00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:31,206 - GOT IT. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIM? 436 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,207 - WELL, FOR STARTERS, 437 00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:33,209 HE'S UNINSURED 438 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,905 AND SMELLS LIKE CHEAP SCOTCH. 439 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,298 HE WANTED A SHOT OF MEPERIDINE, 440 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:39,128 BUT I JUST GAVE HIM SOME ANTACID FOR HIS GASTRITIS. 441 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,129 DRUG SEEKERS ARE LIKE CATS, YOU KNOW? 442 00:16:41,173 --> 00:16:44,741 YOU CAN'T FEED 'EM OR THEY KEEP COMIN' BACK. 443 00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:48,442 - MR. LAUER, YOU LET ME KNOW 444 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,529 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH. 445 00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:51,183 - THANKS, BERNICE. I WILL. 446 00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:00,322 - MAY I HELP YOU? 447 00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:02,499 - UM, NO. NO, ACTUALLY. 448 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,111 I WAS JUST ADMIRING THIS, UH, THIS BEAUTIFUL HORSE. 449 00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:06,199 - IT'S SPECTACULAR, ISN'T IT? 450 00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,287 - MM-HMM. 451 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,853 - IT WAS CARVED IN THE 19TH CENTURY. 452 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,333 IT WAS TAKEN FROM THE CAROUSEL 453 00:17:10,376 --> 00:17:12,988 THAT APPEARED IN THE FILM MARY POPPINS. 454 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,642 - REALLY? MARY POPPINS? - MM-HMM. 455 00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:16,077 - THE BRIDLE, I THINK, HAS BEEN REPLACED, 456 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,731 BUT THE TAIL IS ORIGINAL HORSEHAIR. 457 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,080 - OKAY, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND. 458 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,778 SORRY. OHH! - [shrieks] 459 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:22,998 OHH! 460 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,044 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO POOR WILBUR. 461 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,653 - WILBUR? - OH, MY... 462 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,525 - SORRY, WILBUR. - UM... 463 00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:30,440 HERE, LET ME JUST-- - NO, NO, SIR-- 464 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,833 - NO, I CAN SEW-- I CAN SHOVE IT BACK IN. 465 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,008 - JU-JU-JUST STOP IT! 466 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:35,096 JUST...STOP! 467 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,058 - MR. WATKINS... HOW ARE YOU? 468 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,061 - MY HEAD HURTS. MY STOMACH HURTS. 469 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,105 [burps] 470 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,107 I GOT GAS SHOOTING OUT BOTH ENDS. 471 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,282 TERRIFIC. 472 00:17:47,326 --> 00:17:48,588 - I HEAR THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING. 473 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:49,980 - PFF! A LITTLE. 474 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:53,115 UH, IF YOU GET AWAY WITH IT ON THE JOB, RIGHT? 475 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,029 - YOU MIND LIFTING UP YOUR SHIRT FOR ME? 476 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,858 - YOU'LL HAVE TO TOSS ME SOME BEADS FIRST. 477 00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:02,558 KIDDING. 478 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,518 AHH. 479 00:18:13,656 --> 00:18:14,875 [inhales sharply] 480 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:20,924 WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT LOOK FOR? 481 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,188 - [sighs] IT MEANS THAT YOUR DAYS 482 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:24,103 OF DRINKING ON THE JOB, AMONG OTHER PLACES, 483 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,451 ARE OVER. 484 00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,412 THE ACCUMULATION OF FLUID IN YOUR ABDOMEN 485 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:31,196 IS CALLED ASCITES. 486 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,113 THE PARACENTESIS SHOULD GIVE YOU SOME RELIEF. 487 00:18:37,202 --> 00:18:38,203 - WHOA. 488 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,076 LOOK AT THAT. 489 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,904 JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, 490 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,167 AND I TURNED WHISKY INTO BEER. 491 00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:47,473 - [chuckles] 492 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:51,955 ACTUALLY, YOU TURNED IT INTO PERITONEAL FLUID. 493 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,653 YOUR DRINKING HAS DAMAGED YOUR LIVER 494 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,481 AND YOU NEED TO SEE A HEPATOLOGIST. 495 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,136 - STILL, IT LOOKS COOL. 496 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,268 HMM. 497 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:03,881 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 498 00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,230 - PARACENTESIS. 499 00:19:05,273 --> 00:19:06,275 - I CAN SEE THAT. 500 00:19:06,318 --> 00:19:07,624 WHERE DID YOU GET THE ULTRASOUND? 501 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,104 - OH, I GRABBED IT FROM DOWN THE HALL. 502 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,453 IT REDUCES THE RISK OF INTRA-ABDOMINAL ORGAN INJURY. 503 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,194 - I KNOW WHAT IT DOES, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST GO 504 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,240 GRABBING AN ULTRASOUND BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT. 505 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,067 THERE'S PROTOCOL. 506 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,896 DOES DR. VAN DYKE KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS? 507 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,202 - UH, NO. 508 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,900 - OH, IMPRESSIVE. 509 00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:25,946 YOU'RE GOING TO GET FIRED AFTER ONLY TWO SHIFTS. 510 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:40,701 - ANDY? 511 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:42,049 ANDY... 512 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,747 - YEAH. - AAH! 513 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:44,748 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE A MAGICIAN, 514 00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:45,749 BUT DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? 515 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,142 - DO WHAT? - JUST APPEAR? 516 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:48,883 - I DIDN'T JUST APPEAR. I CAME FROM THE BATHROOM. 517 00:19:48,925 --> 00:19:50,666 - OH. 518 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:51,972 OKAY. 519 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,017 WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWS. 520 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,932 YOUR SYMPTOMS AREN'T BEING CAUSED 521 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,064 BY AN ANXIETY DISORDER. 522 00:19:56,106 --> 00:19:57,847 THEY'RE FROM AN ELEVATED THYROID LEVEL. 523 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,240 - SO WHY DO I HAVE THAT? 524 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:02,679 - IF YOU DON'T MIND... 525 00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:04,246 - UM...SWALLOW FOR ME. 526 00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:05,421 - [gulp] 527 00:20:05,464 --> 00:20:06,943 - THERE IT IS. 528 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,295 AN ADENOMA ON YOUR THYROID GLAND. 529 00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:10,861 IT'S CALLED A HOT NODULE. 530 00:20:10,904 --> 00:20:12,253 - HMM, TERRIFIC. 531 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,038 THE ONE PART OF ME THAT'S HOT'S MAKING ME SICK. 532 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,518 - I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME BETA BLOCKERS. 533 00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:16,911 THEY NEED TO BUILD UP IN YOUR SYSTEM, 534 00:20:16,953 --> 00:20:18,128 BUT ONCE THEY DO, 535 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,695 YOU OUGHT TO HAVE SOME SHORT-TERM RELIEF. 536 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,871 - WHAT ABOUT LONG TERM? 537 00:20:20,914 --> 00:20:23,090 - SURGERY TO REMOVE THE ADENOMA. 538 00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,396 IT'S PRETTY MINOR. 539 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,788 AND AFTER A FEW WEEKS REST, 540 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,008 YOU'LL BE GOOD AS NEW. 541 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:30,054 - SO I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME NOW. 542 00:20:30,097 --> 00:20:31,751 - TA-DA! 543 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:32,970 - DON'T DO THAT. - WHAT? 544 00:20:33,013 --> 00:20:34,537 - NEVER DO TA-DA. 545 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:37,278 - WHY NOT? - IT SAYS YOUR MAGIC IS WEAK. 546 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,019 I-I-IT SPEAKS FOR THE MOMENT 547 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,934 WHEN THE MOMENT SHOULD SPEAK FOR ITSELF. 548 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,022 - OHH. 549 00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:48,550 - HEY. - HEY. 550 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,030 - I THOUGHT YOUR SHIFT WAS OVER. 551 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,118 - IT IS. 552 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,121 I HAD SOME PATIENTS TO FOLLOW UP ON. 553 00:20:53,163 --> 00:20:54,296 - YEAH. 554 00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:55,992 THE GUY WITH THE ASCITES YOU DRAINED... 555 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,042 - DID THE DUTY NURSE COME RUNNING IN HERE 556 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,479 LIKE THE SKY WAS FALLING? 557 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:04,785 - NO, BUT... 558 00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:06,176 - HONESTLY, JILL, THE WAY SHE WENT ON 559 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,309 ABOUT PROTOCOL. 560 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,833 HOW I COULD BE FIRED. 561 00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:11,617 YOU'D THINK THAT I WAS SOMEHOW KILLING THIS MAN. 562 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,794 - DIVYA. 563 00:21:13,836 --> 00:21:16,839 SHE WAS RIGHT. 564 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,972 - OKAY. 565 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,888 - WELCOME TO A HOSPITAL. 566 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,718 YOU CAN'T DO THINGS HOW YOU'D WANT TO WHEN YOU WANT TO. 567 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,196 - HEY, VAN DYKE BARELY LOOKED AT THE GUY. 568 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,851 HE TOTALLY MISSED THE ASCITES. 569 00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:28,939 - I'M NOT ARGUING THAT THE PATIENT 570 00:21:28,982 --> 00:21:30,897 DIDN'T NEED A PROCEDURE. 571 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,769 BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD VAN DYKE FIRST. 572 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:35,031 - IT WASN'T BRAIN SURGERY. 573 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:35,990 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 574 00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:38,384 DIVYA, I LOVE HAVING YOU HERE, 575 00:21:38,426 --> 00:21:40,429 AND I WAS HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THIS JOB. 576 00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:42,605 BUT NOW, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME 577 00:21:42,648 --> 00:21:44,259 BY FOLLOWING THE RULES. 578 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:48,219 BECAUSE, WHILE IT'S NICE THAT THEY PROTECT MY DOCTORS' EGOS, 579 00:21:48,262 --> 00:21:50,439 WHAT'S REALLY NICE... 580 00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:52,920 IS THEY PROTECT THE PATIENT'S HEALTH. 581 00:21:56,705 --> 00:21:58,272 - AHH. 582 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,665 YEAH. 583 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,057 [exhales] 584 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,886 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 585 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:05,192 - THIS? WHAT IS IT? 586 00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,803 IT'S AN ANTIQUE CAROUSEL HORSE. 587 00:22:06,846 --> 00:22:08,021 - HMM. 588 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,414 - ORIGINALLY CARVED IN THE 19TH CENTURY, 589 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,417 IT ALSO APPEARED IN THE FILM MARY POPPINS. 590 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,858 - AND YOU HAVE IT BECAUSE... 591 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:19,859 - UH, NO REASON. 592 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:21,470 JUST DON'T TOUCH ITS TAIL. 593 00:22:21,513 --> 00:22:23,079 - OKAY. 594 00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:29,521 - SO, EV, UH... 595 00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,393 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 596 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:33,700 THE TODAYSHOW ACTUALLY CALLED. 597 00:22:33,742 --> 00:22:35,309 THEY WANT TO INTERVIEW US. 598 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,615 - WHAT? 599 00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:37,747 WHAT? 600 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,054 HOLD ON. 601 00:22:40,096 --> 00:22:41,447 WHAT?! - I KNOW! 602 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,404 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 603 00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:44,450 OH, MY GOD! 604 00:22:44,492 --> 00:22:46,407 I TOLD YOU THAT DVD WAS A GOOD IDEA! 605 00:22:46,451 --> 00:22:47,452 - I GUESS I CAN'T ARGUE. 606 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,105 THEY'LL BE HERE ON FRIDAY AT 9:30. 607 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,978 - [laughing] OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 608 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:51,934 YES! 609 00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:54,285 OH, MY...OHH. 610 00:22:54,328 --> 00:22:58,637 [cell phone chimes] 611 00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:00,422 - [over speakerphone] HEY, HANK, IT'S ANDY. 612 00:23:00,465 --> 00:23:02,250 HEY, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS. 613 00:23:02,292 --> 00:23:05,035 THESE PILLS ALREADY HAVE ME FEELING 100% BETTER. 614 00:23:05,078 --> 00:23:07,124 - GOOD, GOOD. [car revving over speakerphone] 615 00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,951 - OKAY, I GOTTA GO. BYE. 616 00:23:08,996 --> 00:23:12,259 - MAN...THINK I SWEAT OUT LIKE TEN POUNDS 617 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:15,306 LUGGING THAT THING IN HERE. 618 00:23:15,349 --> 00:23:17,090 - ANDY SAID HE ALWAYS TAKES A WATER PILL 619 00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:18,570 BEFORE AN ESCAPE. 620 00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:20,136 - WATER COMES IN PILLS? 621 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:22,530 DUDE, I'D SWALLOW, LIKE, 10,000 OF THOSE RIGHT NOW. 622 00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:23,967 - NO, NO, WATER PILLS ARE DIURETICS. 623 00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:25,490 THEY MAKE YOUR BODY LOSE WATER. 624 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,928 - THEN I WOULD NOT SWALLOW ANY OF THEM. 625 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:29,798 - EVAN, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE WELLERBINGS LIVE? 626 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,974 - YEAH, IT'S THE BIGGEST HOUSE ON GEORGICA POND. 627 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,802 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SIGN THOSE GUYS UP WITH US 628 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,761 SINCE LAST SUMMER-- WHY? 629 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,067 - 'CAUSE I NEED TO GET THERE NOW. 630 00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:39,026 THERE'S MORE TO ANDY'S CONDITION THAN I REALIZED. 631 00:23:39,068 --> 00:23:40,809 HE WASN'T PARALYZED BY FEAR. 632 00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,898 HE WAS PARALYZED BY PARALYSIS. 633 00:23:42,942 --> 00:23:45,815 [crowd cheering] 634 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,121 - NOW, NOW... 635 00:23:47,163 --> 00:23:50,079 ONCE I AM SECURELY LOCKED INSIDE THE CRATE, 636 00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:52,518 MR. WELLERBING WILL CRUSH ME 637 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,780 AT 60 MILES PER HOUR 638 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:57,522 WITH HIS ASTON MARTIN DBS, 639 00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:00,742 ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE CARS IN THE WORLD. 640 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,048 NOW, MR. WELLERBING, 641 00:24:02,092 --> 00:24:03,397 YOU KNOW THAT IF THIS DOESN'T GO WELL, 642 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,400 YOUR CAR COULD GET PRETTY MESSED UP. 643 00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:07,054 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO USE 644 00:24:07,096 --> 00:24:08,621 ONE OF THOSE CHEAP LAMBORGHINIS THAT YOU HAVE? 645 00:24:08,663 --> 00:24:09,883 - [chuckles] NO. 646 00:24:09,925 --> 00:24:10,884 - HOW LONG DO I HAVE? 647 00:24:10,926 --> 00:24:13,233 - ZERO TO 60 IN 4.7 SECONDS. 648 00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:15,236 - MR. WELLERBING, PLEASE TAKE YOUR POSITION. 649 00:24:15,278 --> 00:24:18,544 I NEED TWO VOLUNTEERS. TWO VOLUNTEERS. 650 00:24:18,586 --> 00:24:20,807 AH, LOVELY LADY IN THE BACK, PLEASE COME FORWARD. 651 00:24:20,849 --> 00:24:23,635 AND YOU, MISS, WOULD YOU PLEASE STEP FORWARD? 652 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,550 IF YOU DON'T MIND OPENING THE CRATE. 653 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:27,814 [car revs] 654 00:24:27,856 --> 00:24:29,816 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 655 00:24:29,858 --> 00:24:32,035 NOW... 656 00:24:32,078 --> 00:24:34,907 I BID YOU ADIEU. 657 00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:48,703 [car engine revving] 658 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:49,923 all: FIVE! 659 00:24:49,965 --> 00:24:51,315 FOUR! 660 00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:53,099 THREE! TWO! 661 00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,317 ONE! - STOP! 662 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,972 STOP THE CAR! [tires screech] 663 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,939 [cheers and applause] WHEW. 664 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,944 [clatter] 665 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,817 - OH! 666 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,863 [cheering continues] 667 00:25:22,432 --> 00:25:24,871 YOU CAN'T MOVE, CAN YOU? 668 00:25:24,913 --> 00:25:26,001 - [weakly] TA-DA. 669 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:32,313 - YOU TOOK A WATER PILL, DIDN'T YOU? 670 00:25:32,355 --> 00:25:33,662 - YEAH. 671 00:25:33,705 --> 00:25:35,184 WHAT, NOW I'M GONNA DIE? 672 00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,665 - NO. THIS IS TEMPORARY. 673 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:40,625 YOUR HYPERTHYROIDISM COMBINED WITH THE DEHYDRATION 674 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:43,672 FROM THE WATER PILL DROPPED YOUR POTASSIUM SO LOW, 675 00:25:43,715 --> 00:25:48,328 YOU WENT INTO THYROTOXIC PERIODIC PARALYSIS. 676 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:49,677 - SO ALL THOSE TIMES I WAS FEELING WEAK, 677 00:25:49,721 --> 00:25:51,288 IS THIS WHAT WAS HAPPENING THEN TOO? 678 00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:53,376 - IF I WERE A BETTING MAN, I'D PUT MONEY ON IT. 679 00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:55,378 AND DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM CONFINEMENT TRICKS? 680 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:57,337 - [sighs] 681 00:25:57,381 --> 00:25:59,905 MAGIC IS MY LIFE, HANK. 682 00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:03,692 I CAN'T GO BACK TO SELLING CORRECTIVE INSOLES. 683 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,519 DAMN IT! 684 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,740 ALL THAT PLANNING, ALL THAT REHEARSAL. 685 00:26:07,782 --> 00:26:08,784 AND I BLEW IT. 686 00:26:08,827 --> 00:26:09,959 - WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 687 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:11,439 YOU DID IT HALF-PARALYZED. 688 00:26:11,481 --> 00:26:13,267 I MEAN, THAT'S-- THAT'S EVEN MORE AMAZING. 689 00:26:13,309 --> 00:26:14,442 - NO. NO. 690 00:26:14,484 --> 00:26:15,442 IT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED. 691 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:16,443 THERE WAS NO BIG FINISH. 692 00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:18,097 JUST A BUNCH OF BROKEN GLASSES 693 00:26:18,141 --> 00:26:19,403 AND PEOPLE THAT THINK I'M PATHETIC. 694 00:26:19,446 --> 00:26:20,752 OH, MY GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD. 695 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:22,363 THIS IS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN. 696 00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:24,670 - A-ACTUALLY, IN THAT WAITER'S OUTFIT, 697 00:26:24,712 --> 00:26:27,411 I DON'T THINK MOST PEOPLE HERE EVEN KNOW IT'S YOU. 698 00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:28,586 - THANK YOU. 699 00:26:30,196 --> 00:26:32,241 - YOU'RE HONEY AND PLASTIC WRAP, RIGHT? 700 00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,069 - ACTUALLY, I GO BY BETTY. 701 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:35,549 - [chuckles] 702 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,726 - I'VE WORKED A LOT OF THE SAME PARTIES OUT HERE AS YOU, 703 00:26:37,769 --> 00:26:40,468 AND THAT WAS THE COOLEST ILLUSION I'VE EVER SEEN. 704 00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:43,384 AND NOT JUST OF YOURS. OF--OF ANYONE'S. 705 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,605 - THANKS, BETTY. 706 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:47,648 I'M ANDY. 707 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:53,394 I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND, BUT I'M KIND OF PARALYZED RIGHT NOW. 708 00:26:53,436 --> 00:26:55,308 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WEAR OFF? 709 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,833 - POSITIVE. 710 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:00,053 - OH, I'M SO SORRY. 711 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,141 I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU WERE BUSY. 712 00:27:01,183 --> 00:27:02,837 - I'M NOT. CLOSE THE CURTAIN. 713 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,279 - YOU ASKED TO SEE ME? 714 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:11,367 - HOW ARE YOUR EYES? 715 00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:13,021 - GOOD. - NOT YOU, DANNY. 716 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,196 - THEY'RE FINE. 717 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,502 - TOP OF THIS PATIENT'S CHART. 718 00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:18,723 WHAT DOES IT SAY NEXT TO THE WORD "PHYSICIAN"? 719 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,813 - IT SAYS "VAN DYKE." 720 00:27:20,855 --> 00:27:22,378 - WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER. 721 00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:24,337 - DR. VAN DYKE, I WASN'T TRYING TO FLOUT YOUR AUTHORITY. 722 00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:25,686 I WAS MERELY-- - OKAY, THIS ISN'T A DISCUSSION. 723 00:27:25,730 --> 00:27:28,516 SO I DON'T NEED EXPLANATIONS, APOLOGIES, 724 00:27:28,558 --> 00:27:29,821 OR EXCUSES. 725 00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:31,779 YOU THOUGHT I MISSED THE ASCITES, DIDN'T YOU? 726 00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:33,302 - YES. - WELL... 727 00:27:33,346 --> 00:27:35,044 HIS PRESENTATION DIDN'T WARRANT 728 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,525 IMMEDIATE PARACENTESIS. 729 00:27:37,567 --> 00:27:39,527 WHAT HE NEEDED WAS A TRIP TO THE FREE CLINIC. 730 00:27:39,569 --> 00:27:41,834 SO...NEXT TIME YOU GET THE URGE 731 00:27:41,876 --> 00:27:44,531 TO GO STICKING NEEDLES INTO MY PATIENTS, 732 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:46,359 CONSULT ME FIRST. 733 00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,797 - I WILL. 734 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,886 - NOW...BREACHES OF PROTOCOL ASIDE, 735 00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:54,019 HIS PERITONEAL FLUID CAME BACK FROM THE LAB 736 00:27:54,063 --> 00:27:55,455 POSITIVE FOR SBP. 737 00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:57,719 - SPONTANEOUS BACTERIAL PERITONITIS. 738 00:27:57,762 --> 00:27:59,286 - HE'S BEEN ADMITTED. 739 00:27:59,328 --> 00:28:01,548 TURNS OUT, YOU PROBABLY SAVED HIS LIFE. 740 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,550 OR, SINCE MY NAME'S ON HIS CHART, 741 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,030 I DID. 742 00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:06,249 DANNY, STOP WIGGLING, 743 00:28:06,292 --> 00:28:07,946 UNLESS YOU WANT A CROOKED EYEBROW. 744 00:28:09,077 --> 00:28:11,298 SO... 745 00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:14,431 IN SPITE OF THE ASS-BACKWARD WAY YOU WENT ABOUT IT, 746 00:28:14,474 --> 00:28:18,608 YOU MADE ME LOOK GOOD, AND I'D LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU. 747 00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:19,872 - WELL, YOU ARE WELCOME-- 748 00:28:19,914 --> 00:28:21,221 - I'D LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU... 749 00:28:21,263 --> 00:28:24,006 BY BUYING YOU DINNER. 750 00:28:24,049 --> 00:28:25,311 SO... 751 00:28:25,355 --> 00:28:28,489 I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHERE AND WHEN. 752 00:28:31,012 --> 00:28:32,188 YOU CAN GO NOW. 753 00:28:32,231 --> 00:28:35,538 NOT YOU, DANNY. 754 00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:41,588 ALMOST DONE. 755 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:48,769 [crash] - WHOA! 756 00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:51,817 - OH, I'M SORRY. - OH, MY... 757 00:28:51,859 --> 00:28:53,035 IT'S YOU. 758 00:28:53,078 --> 00:28:54,340 - YEAH, IT'S ME. 759 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:56,343 BEN AFFLECK. 760 00:28:56,385 --> 00:28:57,823 - OH! 761 00:28:57,865 --> 00:29:00,128 ISN'T THAT CRAZY HOW-- HOW, SOMETIMES, 762 00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:01,391 WHEN YOU STOP LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, 763 00:29:01,434 --> 00:29:03,088 IT JUST POPS UP IN FRONT OF YOU? 764 00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:04,089 - I GUESS. 765 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,307 RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST LOOKING 766 00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:06,788 FOR A LITTLE COWBOY RUB. 767 00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:08,484 - YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WHAT? 768 00:29:08,528 --> 00:29:09,616 - YEAH, THAT SOUNDED WEIRD. 769 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,314 IT'S, UM, IT'S A SPICE BLEND. 770 00:29:11,357 --> 00:29:14,317 I LIKE IT ON MY MEAT. 771 00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:16,057 THAT SOUNDED WEIRD TOO. 772 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:17,798 IT'S, UH...LOOK. 773 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,626 GRILLY MAN COWBOY RUB. 774 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:20,627 SEE? NOT WEIRD. 775 00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:22,325 - COOL. 776 00:29:22,368 --> 00:29:23,805 SO I'M--I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD 777 00:29:23,848 --> 00:29:26,241 TO OUR INTERVIEW ON FRIDAY. - WHAT? 778 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:27,242 - UM, OUR-- 779 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:28,767 OH, DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE ME? 780 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:31,421 I'M EVAN R. LAWSON, THE CFO OF HANKMED, FROM THE DVD. 781 00:29:31,464 --> 00:29:34,510 MY BROTHER AND I, WE'RE TALKING ON THE SHOW ON FRIDAY, 9:30. 782 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:36,209 HE'S THE FORMER E.R. DOCTOR 783 00:29:36,251 --> 00:29:37,818 TURNED HOUSE CALL PHYSICIAN TO THE RICH 784 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:39,211 AND NOT-SO-RICH. 785 00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:40,256 WAIT A MINUTE. 786 00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:41,736 DID YOU WATCH THE DVD? 787 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:43,215 - CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU? 788 00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:45,218 I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 789 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:47,088 WE DON'T HAVE A DOCTOR INTERVIEW ON FRIDAY. 790 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,307 THIS IS BABY ANIMAL WEEK. 791 00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:52,007 AL GOT THE POLAR BEARS. I GOT TURTLES. 792 00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:54,314 - OOH, TURTLES. THAT SUCKS, FOR BOTH OF US. 793 00:29:54,356 --> 00:29:56,184 LISTEN, MATT... CAN I CALL YOU MATT? 794 00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:58,491 - NO. - MR. LAUER... 795 00:29:58,535 --> 00:29:59,884 YOU WANNA GET OUT OF THIS TURTLE THING? 796 00:29:59,927 --> 00:30:01,364 I HAVE THE PERFECT REPLACEMENT 797 00:30:01,407 --> 00:30:03,148 THAT NOT ONLY FITS INTO YOUR OCCASIONAL SERIES 798 00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:05,019 ON THE CHANGING FACE OF HEALTH CARE IN AMERICA, 799 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,979 BUT ALSO FEATURES HOME VIDEO 800 00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:09,372 OF A BRUTAL, MULTI-CAR ACCIDENT 801 00:30:09,415 --> 00:30:12,593 WITH A DARING MEDICAL RESCUE AT THE END. 802 00:30:12,635 --> 00:30:13,898 - EVAN, RIGHT? 803 00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:15,682 - YES. 804 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:17,336 - EVAN, TAKE A WALK WITH ME. 805 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,773 I NEED A LITTLE SUGAR. 806 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:22,777 WHY DOES THAT KEEP HAPPENING? 807 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:35,442 - I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE REGAINED SOME MEMORIES 808 00:30:35,484 --> 00:30:37,356 FROM THE NIGHT OF THE ACCIDENT. 809 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,401 - I HAVE. 810 00:30:38,444 --> 00:30:39,924 AT THE TIME, 811 00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:41,664 I RECALLED SMELLING CIGARETTE SMOKE. 812 00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:43,842 SO THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE THERE. 813 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:46,018 - THE DRIVER WHO FLED, PRESUMABLY? 814 00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,453 - MM, A SECOND PERSON. 815 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,804 - YOU SAW THEM? - NO. 816 00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:52,198 BUT I HEARD SOMETHING THAT WOULD ONLY REALLY MAKE SENSE 817 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,242 IF ONE PERSON WERE TALKING TO ANOTHER. 818 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:55,592 - WHICH WAS? 819 00:30:55,635 --> 00:30:56,984 - DAS IST DIE NICHT. 820 00:30:57,028 --> 00:31:00,336 - "DAS ISTSIE NICHT"? 821 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,684 - "IT'S NOT HER." 822 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,078 SO WHOEVER THAT WAS WAS EXPECTING TO FIND 823 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,428 SOMEONE ELSE IN YOUR CAR. 824 00:31:05,471 --> 00:31:07,734 - HMM. 825 00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:08,778 SO YOUR THEORY, THEN, 826 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:10,346 IS THAT THESE PERSONS 827 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:11,826 DELIBERATELY CREATED AN ACCIDENT 828 00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:13,306 TO GET TO MARISA? 829 00:31:13,348 --> 00:31:15,176 - YES. 830 00:31:15,221 --> 00:31:16,875 - THE SMOKE YOU SMELLED, 831 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:18,659 COULD IT NOT HAVE BEEN A DAMAGED ENGINE? 832 00:31:18,701 --> 00:31:20,703 - I DON'T THINK SO, BUT-- 833 00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:22,315 - WHAT DOES YOUR THERAPIST SAY ABOUT ALL OF THIS? 834 00:31:24,446 --> 00:31:26,362 - YOU KNOW I'M SEEING A THERAPIST? 835 00:31:26,405 --> 00:31:28,494 - YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY. 836 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,976 YOU SUSTAINED HEAD TRAUMA. I ASSUMED. 837 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:33,892 - RIGHT. 838 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:38,766 I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU ASK? 839 00:31:38,808 --> 00:31:41,334 - IF YOUR THERAPIST FEELS THESE ARE MEMORIES 840 00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:44,118 RATHER THAN FABRICATIONS? 841 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:47,557 - ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU THINK THAT I'M IMAGINING ALL OF THIS? 842 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,037 - WELL, I THINK... 843 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:53,346 OUR MINDS SEEK TO ORDER AND EXPLAIN OUR EXPERIENCES... 844 00:31:53,388 --> 00:31:55,565 TO GIVE REASON TO EVENTS 845 00:31:55,608 --> 00:31:57,872 WHICH OTHERWISE WOULD SEEM RANDOM AND MEANINGLESS. 846 00:31:57,915 --> 00:31:59,742 - WELL, IF THAT'S THE CASE, 847 00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:02,181 THEN I HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME AND THE POLICE'S. 848 00:32:02,223 --> 00:32:04,226 - THE POLICE? 849 00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:07,663 WHAT DID THEY THINK OF YOUR THEORY? 850 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,318 - THEY SAID THEY'D LOOK INTO IT. 851 00:32:12,146 --> 00:32:14,279 - BORIS, I'M SORRY IF I'VE-- - PLEASE, DON'T BE. 852 00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:17,805 YOU WERE CONCERNED FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S SAFETY. 853 00:32:17,847 --> 00:32:20,415 TO ALLAY ANY LINGERING FEARS YOU MY HAVE, 854 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:23,115 I'LL SHARE YOUR CONCERN WITH GALIL, MY SECURITY CHIEF. 855 00:32:23,157 --> 00:32:26,204 - OKAY. 856 00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:27,770 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 857 00:32:27,815 --> 00:32:29,034 - OF COURSE. 858 00:32:34,473 --> 00:32:35,736 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 859 00:32:35,778 --> 00:32:37,999 - [softly] THANK YOU. 860 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:40,740 - DIETER. 861 00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:42,351 FIND MARISA, FIND MY SON, 862 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:43,917 AND GET ME GALIL. 863 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,397 [speaks German] 864 00:32:55,798 --> 00:32:57,800 [glass clanks on table] 865 00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:05,461 - ANDY? 866 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:07,594 [rattling] 867 00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,204 - HANG ON, ANDY! 868 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:12,076 I'M GONNA OPEN THE SAFETY LATCH! 869 00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:13,208 - [muffled] HEY! - JUST-- 870 00:33:13,251 --> 00:33:14,339 - HEY. - CALM DOWN! 871 00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:16,384 - WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 872 00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:18,605 - OH...YOU'RE OKAY. 873 00:33:18,647 --> 00:33:20,127 - YEAH. 874 00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:21,173 - I-I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 875 00:33:21,215 --> 00:33:22,391 I THOUGHT I'D CHECK UP ON YOU, 876 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,435 TAKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE, 877 00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:24,827 SEE HOW THE MEDICATION'S WORKING. 878 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:26,221 - YEAH, GREAT, GREAT. 879 00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,353 I'M FINE. 880 00:33:27,395 --> 00:33:29,528 - GOOD, SO NO ATTACKS, NO CRAMPING, 881 00:33:29,571 --> 00:33:31,182 NO HEART ISSUES? 882 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:32,270 - NOPE. NOPE. 883 00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:33,836 - OKAY, WHAT ABOUT MUSCLE WEAKNESS? 884 00:33:33,881 --> 00:33:37,579 - UH... [woman giggles] 885 00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:39,146 - IS THERE ANOTHER PERSON IN THERE? 886 00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:40,409 - NO. 887 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:42,237 [both laugh] NO, I... 888 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,544 I DO A LITTLE, UH, VENTRILOQUISM. 889 00:33:44,586 --> 00:33:46,285 - OH, REALLY? - YEAH. 890 00:33:46,327 --> 00:33:47,547 - NO, HE DOESN'T. 891 00:33:47,589 --> 00:33:49,635 - OH! HELLO. 892 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,376 - [giggling] HI. - BETTY, RIGHT? 893 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,856 - RIGHT, UH, BETTY'S MY NEW ASSISTANT. 894 00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:56,295 I FIGURED IF I EVER GOT TRAPPED AGAIN, 895 00:33:56,337 --> 00:33:57,296 IT WOULD BE GOOD TO HAVE ONE. 896 00:33:57,338 --> 00:33:59,079 YOU KNOW, FOR SAFETY. 897 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,167 - RIGHT! - RIGHT. 898 00:34:00,211 --> 00:34:02,126 - ALTHOUGH, IN THAT INSTANCE, 899 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,172 ONE OF YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY OUTSIDE THE CRATE. 900 00:34:04,215 --> 00:34:05,217 YOU KNOW, FOR SAFETY. 901 00:34:05,259 --> 00:34:06,392 - YEAH! GOOD IDEA. 902 00:34:06,434 --> 00:34:07,522 - [laughing] YEAH. 903 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:09,307 - OKAY. [all laughing] 904 00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:19,273 - [humming] - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 905 00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:20,405 I GOT YOU UP OVER AN HOUR AGO. 906 00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:21,536 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 907 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:22,798 JUST TELL ME YOU READ THE NOTE CARDS 908 00:34:22,842 --> 00:34:23,974 I LEFT ON YOUR DESK. 909 00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:25,063 - OF COURSE I READ THEM. 910 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:26,934 I NEED COFFEE. - GOOD, GET IT. 911 00:34:26,976 --> 00:34:29,588 - DR. LAWSON, NOELLE COOK, SEGMENT PRODUCER. 912 00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:30,981 HERE'S COFFEE. 913 00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:32,199 LET'S GET YOU MIKED AND POWDERED. 914 00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:33,766 - UH, WOW. THANK YOU. 915 00:34:33,809 --> 00:34:35,507 EVERYONE LOOKS SO PROFESSIONAL 916 00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:37,335 AND SO OLD. 917 00:34:37,378 --> 00:34:39,815 [chuckles] - AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO. 918 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:40,947 - NO, NO, NO. NO, I'M SORRY. 919 00:34:40,990 --> 00:34:43,081 I JUST MEANT, UH... 920 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,518 [mumbling indistinctly] 921 00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:47,780 OH, NEVER MIND. RIGHT, RIGHT. THAT WAS GREAT. 922 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:50,000 - HEY NOELLE, UH, SHOULD I HAVE WORN A TIE, DO YOU THINK? 923 00:34:50,043 --> 00:34:51,523 WOULD THAT HAVE SAID CFO MORE? 924 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:53,481 - I'M SURE YOU'LL SAY IT PLENTY WITHOUT A TIE. 925 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,048 - THAT'S--HEH. - YOU'RE UP NEXT. 926 00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:56,485 SO TAKE A SEAT. 927 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,313 JUST RELAX. 928 00:34:58,356 --> 00:34:59,358 - YEAH. - HAVE FUN. 929 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,532 - YES, FUN. - YOU'LL BE GREAT. 930 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:03,012 - THAT'S GREAT. OKAY, UH... 931 00:35:03,056 --> 00:35:05,233 LET'S DO THIS. 932 00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:06,800 ♪ THE TODAY SHOW ♪ 933 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,541 AHH! 934 00:35:13,849 --> 00:35:14,851 - MM! 935 00:35:16,809 --> 00:35:17,724 - THESE GUYS ARE BROTHERS. 936 00:35:17,766 --> 00:35:19,159 IS THAT IT? OKAY. 937 00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,943 WHICH TOWN ARE THEY IN? 938 00:35:20,987 --> 00:35:22,206 - EVAN, THAT'S THE TODAYSHOW. 939 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,295 - THANK YOU. - YES, HANK. 940 00:35:24,338 --> 00:35:25,427 YES, IT IS. 941 00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:27,733 - BUT...HOW--HOW-- WHAT--WHAT-- 942 00:35:27,777 --> 00:35:29,387 WHAT'S GOING ON? 943 00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:31,085 - UH, YOU MEAN WHY IS THE TODAYSHOW ACTUALLY HERE 944 00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:33,260 AS OPPOSED TO SOME SLIPSHOD PRANK YOU COOKED UP? 945 00:35:33,304 --> 00:35:35,088 - YES. 946 00:35:35,132 --> 00:35:36,438 - FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT. 947 00:35:36,481 --> 00:35:39,353 I, UH, I RAN INTO MATT LAUER AT CITARELLA. 948 00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:42,226 AND WE GOT TO TALKING ABOUT THE DVD 949 00:35:42,269 --> 00:35:44,010 AND THE JITNEY CRASH, 950 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:46,882 AND I REALIZED THAT YOU WERE TOTALLY SHINING ME ON. 951 00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:49,364 FORTUNATELY, MATT ENJOYS A GOOD PRACTICAL JOKE, 952 00:35:49,407 --> 00:35:51,365 ALSO THOUGHT THAT WE'D MAKE A GOOD INTERVIEW. 953 00:35:51,409 --> 00:35:54,063 THUS ALLOWING ME NOT ONLY TO PROMOTE OUR BUSINESS, 954 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,849 BUT ALSO TO EXACT MY REVENGE UPON YOU. 955 00:35:56,893 --> 00:35:59,373 - HEH. - SO TWO BIRDS... 956 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:03,378 ONE TODAY SHOWSIZED STONE. 957 00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:04,335 - [gulps] 958 00:36:04,378 --> 00:36:06,032 - I DON'T LIKE THIS. 959 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:08,427 - AND WE'RE ON IN FIVE... 960 00:36:08,469 --> 00:36:09,818 - ALL RIGHT. - FOUR... 961 00:36:09,862 --> 00:36:11,211 THREE... 962 00:36:13,735 --> 00:36:15,956 - WE'RE JOINED NOW BY HANK AND EVAN LAWSON, 963 00:36:15,998 --> 00:36:17,349 TWO BROTHERS FROM PASSAIC, NEW JERSEY, 964 00:36:17,391 --> 00:36:20,003 WHO RUN A CONCIERGE MEDICAL PRACTICE 965 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:21,396 OUT IN THE EXCLUSIVE HAMPTONS. 966 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,005 GUYS, GOOD MORNING TO BOTH OF YOU. 967 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:23,963 - GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MATT! 968 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:25,748 UH, THANKS A LOT FOR HAVING US. 969 00:36:25,791 --> 00:36:27,010 - YES, FOR HAVING US. 970 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:28,315 - WELL, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 971 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,884 SO TELL US EXACTLY WHAT IS A CONCIERGE DOCTOR? 972 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:32,538 - AH, YES. 973 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:35,061 UH, CONCIERGE... 974 00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:36,846 - CAMERA'S RIGHT THERE. - CAMERA'S RIGHT THERE. 975 00:36:36,889 --> 00:36:40,545 - UH, DOCTORS, ARE, BY AND LARGE, PEOPLE. 976 00:36:40,588 --> 00:36:42,635 - BASICALLY, IT'S A PRIVATE MEDICAL PRACTICE IN WHICH... 977 00:36:42,677 --> 00:36:43,766 - IT'S A PRIVATE MEDICAL PRACTICE. 978 00:36:43,809 --> 00:36:44,853 - UH, WE COME TO YOU... - COME TO YOU... 979 00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:46,726 - WHENEVER AND WHEREVER YOU NEED US. 980 00:36:46,768 --> 00:36:48,248 - WHEREVER YOU NEED US. YOU NEED US. 981 00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:50,730 - LET'S GO TO SOME RECENT FOOTAGE, GUYS. 982 00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:52,905 THIS IS YOU TWO IN ACTION, 983 00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:54,864 AND YOU'RE RESPONDING TO A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT OUT THERE. 984 00:36:54,907 --> 00:36:56,039 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 985 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,039 - GOOD. - VERY GOOD. 986 00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:00,695 - THAT'S GOOD. 987 00:37:00,739 --> 00:37:01,784 - I CAN'T DO THIS. - YES, YOU-- 988 00:37:01,827 --> 00:37:03,090 YOU AGREED TO DO THIS. 989 00:37:03,132 --> 00:37:04,744 - YEAH, BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN. 990 00:37:04,786 --> 00:37:05,831 I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 991 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:06,920 - JUST STICK TO THE TALKING POINTS. 992 00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:08,094 - WHAT TALKING POINTS? 993 00:37:08,137 --> 00:37:09,835 - ON THE NOTE CARDS YOU READ. - I... 994 00:37:09,878 --> 00:37:12,012 - THAT YOU DIDN'T READ. - NO. 995 00:37:12,054 --> 00:37:13,273 - HERE, TAKE MINE. - OKAY. 996 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:14,275 - READ THEM REALLY QUICK, RIGHT HERE. 997 00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:16,277 JUST READ SOME RIGHT NOW. 998 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,322 JUST MEMORIZE A COUPLE OF THEM. 999 00:37:17,364 --> 00:37:18,539 - OKAY. - PLEASE, QUICK. 1000 00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:20,541 - WE HAVE BECOME-- WE'RE--OKAY. 1001 00:37:20,585 --> 00:37:23,152 - IT'S OK--IT'S FINE. JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 1002 00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:24,806 HANK, IT'S OKAY, ALL RIGHT? 1003 00:37:24,851 --> 00:37:27,635 - OKAY. OKAY. - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1004 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:30,117 - THAT, I HAVE TO SAY, IS, UH, PRETTY IMPRESSIVE STUFF. 1005 00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:31,813 SO, DR. LAWSON, LET ME ASK YOU, 1006 00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:35,295 HOW WOULD YOU SAY YOUR LIFE HAS CHANGED SINCE THEN? 1007 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,644 - IT CHA--WELL, UM-- 1008 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:37,777 - [whispering] JUST READ THE CARDS. 1009 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,081 - HOW DID THAT, UH... - JUST READ. 1010 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:40,606 - THESE--I DON'T KNOW. - JUST SAY SOMETHING. 1011 00:37:40,648 --> 00:37:42,824 - UH, THERE--THERE-- UH... 1012 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:44,827 AH, [bleep]. - YOU KNOW, MATT, 1013 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:46,264 THE BUSINESS HAS DEFINITELY CHANGED. 1014 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,829 WE HAVEN'T CHANGED THAT MUCH AT ALL. 1015 00:37:47,873 --> 00:37:50,355 WE'RE STILL THE SAME PATIENT-FOCUSED 1016 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:52,269 PRIVATE PRACTICE THAT WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN. 1017 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,835 - THAT WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN. - AND--AND WE'RE JUST-- 1018 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,838 WE'RE MORE POPULAR. - YEAH, WE'RE MORE POPULAR. 1019 00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:57,362 - YEAH. - MORE POPULAR. 1020 00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:59,842 - IN A DAY, AN AGE WHEN WE GO TO THE DOCTOR 1021 00:37:59,885 --> 00:38:03,150 AND SOMETIMES WE FEEL MORE LIKE NUMBERS THAN PEOPLE, 1022 00:38:03,193 --> 00:38:05,326 I HAVE TO SAY IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT YOU GUYS 1023 00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:07,588 ARE FLIPPING THAT ON ITS HEAD. 1024 00:38:07,632 --> 00:38:08,894 - WE ARE. WE ARE. WE ARE. - YEAH. 1025 00:38:08,938 --> 00:38:11,811 - AND, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE REALLY FLIPPING... 1026 00:38:11,853 --> 00:38:13,028 GOOD. 1027 00:38:13,072 --> 00:38:14,769 - YEAH, WE'RE F-FLIPPING GOOD. 1028 00:38:14,813 --> 00:38:16,728 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A NEW CATCHPHRASE. 1029 00:38:16,771 --> 00:38:18,947 SO, UM, HANK AND EVAN, WE'LL STOP IT THERE. 1030 00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:20,210 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US. 1031 00:38:20,253 --> 00:38:22,168 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU, BRIAN. 1032 00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:24,867 - [sighs] AND WE'RE CLEAR. 1033 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:27,434 - WHO'S BRIAN? 1034 00:38:27,478 --> 00:38:28,523 - THAT'S BRIAN. 1035 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:29,916 - HANK, NO, THAT'S MATT LAUER! 1036 00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:31,264 - [whimpers] THAT'S MATT LAUER. 1037 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,396 - HANK, WHAT THE-- WHAT--WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 1038 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,050 - I DON'T KNOW! I GOT--SO I GOT-- 1039 00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:36,356 I GOT A LITTLE-- I GOT A LITTLE...NERVOUS. 1040 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,402 - YOU GOT A LITTLE NER-- LOOK AT YOU! 1041 00:38:38,445 --> 00:38:39,708 DUDE, YOU'RE MELTING! 1042 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:41,014 - YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU JUST SPRANG 1043 00:38:41,056 --> 00:38:44,016 A NATIONALLY TELEVISED LIVE INTERVIEW ON ME! 1044 00:38:44,059 --> 00:38:45,974 - OH, THAT-- THAT WASN'T LIVE. 1045 00:38:46,018 --> 00:38:48,586 WE WERE PRE-TAPING TO USE AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE. 1046 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:49,588 - WHAT? - WHAT? WAIT, WAIT. 1047 00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:50,675 SO NO ONE-- NO ONE SAW THAT. 1048 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:51,764 - NOPE! 1049 00:38:51,806 --> 00:38:52,981 AND TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU, 1050 00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:55,070 I'M NOT SUPER-SURE THAT ANYONE EVER WILL. 1051 00:39:03,992 --> 00:39:05,385 - [softly] YOU PROMISE? 1052 00:39:18,137 --> 00:39:23,925 - OKAY, SO AT THE RISK OF STEALING YOUR MOTTO... 1053 00:39:23,969 --> 00:39:25,840 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 1054 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,277 - [crunching] 1055 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,715 - I AM TERRIFIED OF PUBLIC SPEAKING. 1056 00:39:29,757 --> 00:39:31,498 - YOU DON'T SAY? 1057 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,893 - EVER SINCE MY NINTH GRADE PRODUCTION OF THE WIZARD OF OZ. 1058 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:35,373 - OH, WHEN YOU PLAYED THE SCARECROW. 1059 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,416 - AND FORGOT ALL THE WORDS 1060 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:37,809 TO IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN. 1061 00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:38,985 - YES, I REMEMBER THAT. 1062 00:39:39,027 --> 00:39:40,028 I DO. IT WAS VERY IRONIC. 1063 00:39:40,072 --> 00:39:41,465 IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE SOMETHING 1064 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,250 MORE EMBARRASSING THAN THAT. 1065 00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:44,903 [crunching] THESE PRETZELS ARE SO GOOD. 1066 00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:45,905 - I TOLD YOU. 1067 00:39:45,947 --> 00:39:48,255 - SO CAN WE JUST... 1068 00:39:48,297 --> 00:39:49,298 GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT. 1069 00:39:49,342 --> 00:39:51,867 JUST WANNA UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. 1070 00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:54,391 CUTTING PEOPLE OPEN... THAT'S EASY. 1071 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,958 RIGHT? 1072 00:39:56,001 --> 00:40:00,135 TALKING...SCARY TO THE POINT OF 1073 00:40:00,179 --> 00:40:01,963 SWEATING OUT HALF YOUR BODY WEIGHT? 1074 00:40:02,007 --> 00:40:03,748 - WHAT CAN I SAY? 1075 00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:05,054 I'M MORE AT HOME ONE ON ONE 1076 00:40:05,097 --> 00:40:06,447 THAN I AM IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE. 1077 00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:07,969 - YOU'RE BEING REALLY HONEST ABOUT IT. 1078 00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:09,797 IT'S MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO GLOAT. 1079 00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:12,931 - JUST PLEASE, DON'T EVER MAKE ME DO THAT AGAIN. 1080 00:40:12,974 --> 00:40:14,715 - BELIEVE ME, HAD I KNOWN, 1081 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,110 IT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 1082 00:40:17,152 --> 00:40:18,503 - REALLY? 1083 00:40:18,545 --> 00:40:20,505 YOU'D HAVE PASSED UP THE TODAY SHOW? 1084 00:40:20,547 --> 00:40:22,331 - WHAT? NO, I WOULDN'T HAVE PASSED IT UP. 1085 00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:23,681 I JUST WOULDN'T HAVE ALLOWED YOU 1086 00:40:23,724 --> 00:40:26,032 AND YOUR AMAZING WATERFALL ARMPITS NEAR THE CAMERA. 1087 00:40:26,074 --> 00:40:27,032 THAT'S ALL. 1088 00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:28,425 - LOOK, I ONLY AGREED TO DO IT 1089 00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,949 BECAUSE I NEVER BELIEVED YOU COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN. 1090 00:40:30,992 --> 00:40:33,039 - YEAH, YOU PRETTY MUCH DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING 1091 00:40:33,081 --> 00:40:36,521 I SAY I CAN DO. 1092 00:40:36,563 --> 00:40:40,001 IT'S FUNNY. 1093 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:45,485 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 1094 00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:46,878 - HMM? 1095 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:49,489 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 1096 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:52,536 YOU TALK AND I ROLL MY EYES 1097 00:40:52,579 --> 00:40:54,800 AT YOUR IDEAS, YOUR DREAMS, 1098 00:40:54,842 --> 00:40:56,278 AND YOUR SCHEMES, 1099 00:40:56,322 --> 00:40:58,237 JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE YOURS AND I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY. 1100 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,891 - HMM. 1101 00:40:59,934 --> 00:41:02,634 - ONLY NOW I REALIZE YOU'RE NOT JUST CRAZY, 1102 00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:05,375 YOU'RE FEARLESS. 1103 00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:07,552 - I JUST DON'T GIVE UP WHEN I KNOW WHAT I WANT. 1104 00:41:07,594 --> 00:41:10,554 NOT THE FIRST TIME, ANYWAY. 1105 00:41:10,597 --> 00:41:13,557 WHICH IS WHY, IN SPITE OF YOUR OBJECTIONS, HENRY, 1106 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:18,039 HANKMED MUST EXPAND. 1107 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:20,782 - LOOK, I KNOW THAT'S YOUR PLAN. 1108 00:41:20,826 --> 00:41:23,001 BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT MY PLAN? 1109 00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:24,916 WHAT IF I'M COMFORTABLE THE WAY THINGS ARE? 1110 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,092 - UM, THE WAY I REMEMBER IT, 1111 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:27,702 YOU WERE COMFORTABLE BACK IN BROOKLYN 1112 00:41:27,746 --> 00:41:28,789 IN YOUR BOXER SHORTS, 1113 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:30,400 WATCHING JERRY SPRINGER RERUNS, 1114 00:41:30,443 --> 00:41:32,532 DRINKING BEER AT 10:00 IN THE MORNING. 1115 00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:35,797 YOU SURE AS HECK DIDN'T PLAN TO BE A CONCIERGE DOCTOR, EITHER. 1116 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,452 OR TO LIVE HERE. 1117 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,498 OR TO CALL IT HANKMED, EVEN. 1118 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,804 THAT WAS ALL ME, HENRY. 1119 00:41:42,847 --> 00:41:45,893 - THAT'S TRUE. 1120 00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:47,809 OKAY. OKAY. 1121 00:41:47,853 --> 00:41:48,853 THIS ROUND GOES TO YOU. 1122 00:41:48,896 --> 00:41:50,072 - HMM. 1123 00:41:50,115 --> 00:41:52,204 - BUT... 1124 00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,815 OUR BATTLE ISN'T OVER. 1125 00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:56,425 - BRING IT. 1126 00:41:56,469 --> 00:41:59,211 - YOU'RE NOT TURNING THIS INTO "MCMEDICINE." 1127 00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:00,255 - FINE. 1128 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,606 HOW 'BOUT MEDBUCKS? 1129 00:42:01,648 --> 00:42:03,824 - OKAY. - HANK-MART? DOC IN THE BOX? 1130 00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:06,914 LOOK, HENR--ALL I WANT TO DO IS ADD ONE DOCTOR. 1131 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:09,396 ONE DOCTOR TO EXPAND OUR SERVICE AREA. 1132 00:42:09,438 --> 00:42:10,876 THAT'S IT. 1133 00:42:10,918 --> 00:42:12,920 BUT... 1134 00:42:12,965 --> 00:42:14,226 EVENTUALLY... 1135 00:42:14,269 --> 00:42:16,010 [knock on door] 1136 00:42:16,054 --> 00:42:17,882 - HI. WE'RE HERE FROM THE TODAYSHOW. 1137 00:42:24,063 --> 00:42:25,585 - HI. 1138 00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:32,375 Captioning by Brian atCaptionMax www.captionmax.com