- PREVIOUSLY ON ROYAL PAINS...
- WHEN ARE YOU GOING BACK TO URUGUAY?
- I AM GOING TO TELL THE HOSPITAL TOMORROW
AND HELP THEM FIND AND TRAIN A REPLACEMENT.
- MY PARENTS FEEL ENTITLED TO RESTITUTION.
- MY PARENTS CUT ME OFF, RAJ.
I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD THE GRATUITY ON THIS.
- NEXT DATE, NO HELMETS.
- THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A NEXT DATE.
- I HAVE A FULLY FLESHED-OUT BUSINESS PLAN.
- IS THIS ABOUT YOU WANTING A BIGGER BUSINESS?
OR IS THIS ABOUT YOU WANTING
TO MAKE THIS A BIGGER BUSINESS FOR PAIGE?
THE ANTI-DNA TEST CAME BACK POSITIVE FOR LUPUS.
- IN YOUR PROFESSION, POSITIVE IS A NEGATIVE.
- JACK, WE CAN FIGHT THIS TOGETHER.
- OKAY, WELL, WE'LL FIGHT IT TOGETHER LATER.
I'VE GOT A LESSON.
- JACK'S PROTEINS ARE PLUS-THREE.
HIS LUPUS IS MORE ADVANCED THAN WE THOUGHT.
- IT'S ATTACKING HIS KIDNEYS.
[piano playing]
♪
- ♪ AVE
♪ MARIA
♪ NUNC ET
♪ IN HORA
♪ MORTISNOSTRAE
♪ AVE
♪
[cell phone beeps]
- [giggles]
OH. [clears throat]
AT THIS TIME,
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK THE IMMEDIATE FAMILY
AND CLOSE FRIENDS TO PLEASE COME FORWARD
TO JOIN IN THE BLESSING
KNOWN AS TRUE LOVING KINDNESS.
- THANK YOU.
- THIS DEMONSTRATES OUR CONTINUING CONCERN
FOR THE DECEASED
AS WE ASSURE THEIR FINAL JOURNEY WILL BE COMPLETE.
- [groans]
- YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING WITH YOUR BAD BACK.
- AYE. AYE-YI-YI.
- SO, HENRY... - YEAH?
- IF YOU MOVE ANY SLOWER,
SOME PEOPLE ARE GONNA SHOW UP
AND THEY'RE GONNA START HARVESTING YOUR ORGANS.
- OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
- BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO REALIZE
THAT WE HAVE A VERY BUSY SCHEDULE
FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS,
AND DIVYA ALONE CAN'T COVER ALL OF OUR PATIENTS.
- I'M FINE, OKAY? I'M FINE.
- YOU'RE FINE? - YEAH.
- THIS IS FINE?
RIGHT.
- WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU GO AWAY?
- JUST ADMIT THAT WE NEED TO HIRE A B.U.D.
- A WHAT? - BACKUP DOC.
I'M NARROWING DOWN THE CANDIDATES.
JUST--JUST LET ME PROCEED.
- IT'S NOT NECESSARY. OKAY?
YOU'RE OVERREACTING. [groans]
[screams]
OW, OW!
[grunting]
ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN PROCEED.
BUT FIRST, HOW ABOUT GIVING ME A HAND?
- SO WHAT DID THE AUCTION HOUSE SAY?
- THEY SEEM INTERESTED.
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT LATER ON THIS AFTERNOON.
- THAT'S GREAT. DO YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU?
- YOU DON'T MIND?
- NOT AT ALL.
I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF CURIOUS
TO SEE WHAT IT'S WORTH.
- [clears throat]
HMM.
- HELLO, PAUL.
- MM, PERFECT.
IT'S FULL-BODIED, PIQUANT,
WITH JUST A HINT OF-- - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I AM HANK FOR THE DAY... OR TWO.
- SO YOU JUST HAPPENED TO SEND YOUR RESUME
TO WHERE DIVYA WORKS.
I'M SORRY.
YOU WERE PROBABLY JUST TALKING TO HER.
- SO YOU JUST HAPPENED TO SEND YOUR RESUME TO WHERE I WORK?
- WELL, A HEADHUNTER TOLD ME THAT EVAN WAS LOOKING,
AND YEAH, IT DIDN'T HURT THAT I KNEW YOU WORKED HERE.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN.
- AND THAT'S IT?
- WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
UNLESS I MISPRONOUNCED "PIQUANT."
I'VE HEARD IT TWO DIFFERENT WAYS.
- OKAY, SO IF YOU GUYS ARE DONE
WITH AWKWARD SOCIAL HOUR, DO YOU MIND IF WE--
WHILE HANK IS MOVING IN SLOW MOTION,
DR. VAN DYKE WILL BE FILLING IN FOR HIM FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
HERE ARE THE SCHEDULES.
PATIENTS WITH ASTERISKS NEXT TO THEIR NAMES
ARE POTENTIAL RETAINER CLIENTS.
ANY QUESTIONS? NO?
GOOD. STAFF MEETING ADJOURNED...
IN RECORD TIME.
ALL RIGHT, LADIES, DO US PROUD.
GREAT.
YOU READY?
- WAIT, ISN'T DIVYA COMING WITH ME?
- NO, NO, SHE'S GOT HER OWN PATIENTS.
I'M COMING WITH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THE ROPES.
IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
- OKAY.
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
- HMM.
[The Blue Van's Independence]
♪
- ♪ MY INDEPENDENCE WENT AWAY ♪
♪ I DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN IT SAID ♪
♪ RELY ON YOURSELF
♪ TRUSTING SOMEONE ELSE
♪ IS A PATH FOR THE SILENT GHOST ♪
- HI.
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
- I WOKE UP YESTERDAY WITH A BAD BACK.
- WELL, HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY LATELY?
- YEAH, I TOOK GOLF LESSONS.
- OH, YEAH, WELL, SEE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU SWING LIKE A GIRL.
NO OFFENSE.
- MM. OKAY, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
- SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- SO THE PLAN TODAY
IS TO SIT DOWN WITH YOUR NEPHROLOGIST
AND DISCUSS YOUR TREATMENT OPTIONS,
GIVEN THAT YOUR KIDNEY BIOPSY
CONFIRMED LUPUS NEPHRITIS.
ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE WE GO IN?
- YEAH, YOU EVER WATCH THAT '80s SITCOM,
U.F.O. MY GOSH!?
- ABOUT THE ALIEN GIRL WHO STAYED
WITH THE PERFECT AMERICAN FAMILY
WHO BEAMED A WEEKLY LIFE LESSON BACK TO HER HOME PLANET
AT THE END OF EVERY EPISODE,
WHOSE CATCHPHRASE WAS,
"I'M OUTTA HERE!"?
- THAT'S THE ONE. - NEVER HEARD OF IT. WHY?
- [laughs]
OKAY, I'M, LIKE, ONLY 87% SURE
THAT MY NEPHROLOGIST, DR. NINA GREENE,
IS ACTUALLY NINA DE CRINIS, THE ACTRESS
THAT PLAYED THE LITTLE GIRL. - COME ON.
- CHECK IT OUT.
all: THANK YOU, VICKY. THANK YOU.
- I'M OUTTA HERE!
- JACK, WE'RE READY FOR YOU.
YOU MUST BE DR. LAWSON.
I'M NINA GREENE.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.
- IT'S MUTUAL.
- ALL RIGHT. RIGHT THIS WAY.
- THAT'S NOT HER. - THAT'S DEFINITELY HER.
- NO, IT'S NOT. - YES, IT IS.
- SHUT UP. OW.
- IS THIS A COMPANY CAR?
- NO. NO, IT'S MY CAR.
WHAT, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MINIVANS, MAN?
- NO, NO, I THINK THEY'RE GREAT
IF YOU'RE A SOCCER MOM
AND IF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE IS EAT, PRAY, LOVE
AND YOU LIKE LISTENING TO COLDPLAY.
- WELL, SHE DRIVES LIKE A CLOUD.
- GOOD, GOOD.
THAT'LL MAKE IT MORE COMFORTABLE
WHILE YOU'RE DROPPING OFF ORANGE SLICES
AND WATER BOTTLES FOR THE KIDS.
- [scoffs]
JUST A FYI, YOU DON'T NEED THE COAT.
UM, HANK KEEPS THINGS PRETTY CASUAL.
JUST IT'S MORE PERSONAL.
HIS PATIENTS DON'T EVEN CALL HIM DOCTOR.
- THAT'S GREAT FOR HANK,
BUT I THINK THAT SOMEONE IN NEED
OF MEDICAL ATTENTION DOESN'T WANT A GUY TO COME IN
AND SAY, "HI, I'M PAUL."
SO WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
- IT'S A MOLE CHECK.
- GOOD GOD, MAN.
WHAT ARE WE DOING STANDING HERE?
SO, EDIE, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING HERE
THAT YOU NEED TO ALERT YOUR DERMATOLOGIST ABOUT.
AND I'VE UPLOADED YOUR FILE, SO HE'S GOT A RECORD.
- WOW, THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU, DR. VAN DYKE.
- MM, "DOCTOR."
SO DO YOU AND YOUR SISTER SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE SUN?
- ACTUALLY, LAURA'S NOT MY SISTER.
SHE'S MY STEPMOTHER.
THAT'S MY SISTER CECILIA.
AND YEAH, WE DO SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE SUN.
I KNOW. BAD, RIGHT?
- NO, NO, I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD KEEP TANNING.
MY DERMATOLOGY COLLEAGUES HAVE MORTGAGES TO PAY,
AND THEY MAKE A LOT OF MONEY CUTTING GROWTHS
OFF OF PEOPLE'S FACES AND REPAIRING THEM WITH SKIN GRAFTS.
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO A MOLE CHECK ON MY SISTER TOO.
- JUST CURIOUS. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THE FAMILY?
- ALL TOGETHER, FIVE.
- YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT SAVE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY
IF YOU BECOME A HANKMED RETAINER CLIENT
RATHER THAN PAY FOR EACH VISIT.
WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO OUR CFO, MR. LAWSON,
WHILE I EXAMINE CECILIA?
- THANKS.
- HI.
- IT'S VERY UNUSUAL TO FIND A COMPLETE SERVICE FOR 12
IN SUCH GOOD CONDITION.
COME WITH ME.
- IT'S BEEN IN MY FAMILY
FOR GENERATIONS.
AS FAR AS I KNOW, IT'S NEVER BEEN USED.
- IF I CAN PHYSICALLY INSPECT IT TO GUARANTEE
ITS AUTHENTICITY AND CONDITION,
I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE A BUYER
THAT WOULD PAY A TIDY SUM FOR IT.
- HOW TIDY?
- HERE IS WHAT A SIMILAR SET WENT FOR LAST YEAR
AT AUCTION.
WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BRING IT IN?
- TOMORROW. SHE'LL BRING IT TOMORROW.
- HOW'S NOON?
- NOON IS GREAT.
HOW'S NOON?
- LET'S SEE.
- DUDE.
THAT WAS AWESOME.
YOU WERE AWESOME.
YOU GOT THEM TO SIGN A RETAINER.
- THEY HAD AN ASTERISK.
- THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY DID.
- THAT'S MY JOB.
YOU ARE RUNNING A BUSINESS HERE, RIGHT?
- YES! EXACTLY.
HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS?
- SEE, I ASSUMED
WHEN YOU CAME ALONG THAT THAT WAS THE PLAN.
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU AND HANK DO?
- WELL--
- [sighs]
- YOU LIKE CARS, HUH?
- I LIKE MY CAR.
- YOU WANT TO DRIVE TOMORROW?
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WE'D BE ABLE TO SEE TWICE AS MANY PATIENTS.
WHAT'S NEXT?
- TRIPLETS. THEY NEED PHYSICALS FOR SUMMER CAMP.
- ARE THEY A RETAINER CLIENT?
- NO. - WELL, THEY WILL BE.
- CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING?
YOU ARE THE YIN TO MY YANG.
LIKE, SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE THE SALT TO MY PEPPER.
YOU--YOU'RE--
- IF YOU SAY I COMPLETE YOU, I'M OUT OF HERE.
- I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. COME ON.
BUT YOU DO.
[laughs]
- DIVYA, HOW GREAT IS THIS?
TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T DO IT SOONER.
- YEAH, I GUESS.
- OH, PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT SELLING YOUR CHINA.
- I'M NOT.
I JUST REGRET THAT NO ONE IN MY FAMILY
EVER USED IT.
WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO.
WHAT'S SAD IS I FORGOT I EVEN HAD IT
UNTIL I MOVED.
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BY NOON TOMORROW,
YOU'LL HAVE A BOATLOAD OF CASH.
- THANK YOU, FLOYD.
- UH, EXCUSE ME, THIS IS A 20.
PARKING'S ONLY $5.
- WHY DON'T YOU KEEP THE CHANGE?
- WOW.
THANK YOU.
- OKAY, SO YOUR CURRENT CLASSIFICATION OF LUPUS
IS CLASS IV.
THERE ARE A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT TREATMENT OPTIONS.
- YEAH, THE CONVENTIONAL TREATMENT IS STEROIDS
AND CYCLOPHOSPHAMIDE.
THAT COULD GIVE YOU YEARS BEFORE YOU EVEN HAVE
TO THINK ABOUT DIALYSIS.
- YEAH, ON THE OTHER HAND,
SINCE YOU'VE NEVER HAD ANY TREATMENT BEFORE,
YOU ARE A PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR A CLINICAL TRIAL.
- IS IT A DOUBLE BLIND?
- YES.
- OKAY, OKAY, WHICH MEANS HE COULD GET A PLACEBO.
A PLACEBO, RIGHT?
- COME ON, DOC. LOOK AT THIS GUY.
CAN YOU--CAN YOU GIVE HIM, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR HIS PAIN?
- I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
- [mocking] "I'M FINE. I'M FINE."
- JACK. - [clears throat]
- WELL, IF YOU WANT A SHOT OF VALIUM LATER,
RELIEF IS JUST 2 MILLIGRAMS AWAY.
- UM, I'M GOOD, EVERYONE. SO WHERE WERE WE?
- CLINICAL TRIALS.
THERE IS AN EXPERIMENTAL DRUG CALLED NEPHROSTATIN,
AND IT'S SHOWING VERY GOOD RESULTS
IN PROLONGING KIDNEY FUNCTION.
- WHAT ARE THE SIDE EFFECTS?
- WELL, THEY'RE NOT TOO DISSIMILAR
FROM TRADITIONAL THERAPY.
BUT AS I SAID BEFORE, IT'S A DOUBLE BLIND TRIAL.
- IF HE GETS A PLACEBO, THAT MEANS HE WOULDN'T RECEIVE
ANY TREATMENT FOR AT LEAST THE FIRST SIX MONTHS OF THE TRIAL.
I MEAN, I THINK IT'S BETTER TO BE ON SOMETHING
RATHER THAN RISK THE POSSIBILITY OF BEING ON NOTHING.
- WHAT IS IT?
- YOU'RE HER, AREN'T YOU?
- WHO? - [laughs]
NINA DE CRINIS, THE GIRL FROM U.F.O. MY GOSH!
- [laughs] FROM WHERE?
- WHAT WAS TOM BOSLEY LIKE?
- OH, GOD. - WAS HE ALL HANDS?
HE WAS PROBABLY ALL HANDS. WAS HE ALL HANDS?
WAS HE TRYING-- - COME ON.
- HMM? - THIS IS SERIOUS.
WE CAN LAY OUT YOUR OPTIONS, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
IT'S YOUR DECISION.
- SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS BOTH HAVE RISKS,
SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST FLIP A COIN.
- UM, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE SAY--
- WHO WANTS TO CALL IT?
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS.
- HANK! THANK HEAVEN YOU'RE HE--
YOU'RE NOT HANK.
- YEAH, MS. NEWBERG, THIS IS DR. VAN DYKE.
HE'S FILLING IN TODAY.
AND HE'S EXCELLENT.
LIKE, HARVARD EXCELLENT.
- BUT WHERE'S HANK?
- HIS BACK IS OUT.
- DON'T WORRY. I WILL TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF YOU.
- VERY GOOD?
HANK TAKES EXCELLENT CARE OF ME.
- MS. NEWBERG, YOU SAID IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
- I THINK I'M DYING.
- HEY, GRANDMA, YOU MADE IT. - YEAH.
- LOOK, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ME OUT OF THIS,
BECAUSE I'M ALREADY AT PAGE 9 OUT OF, OH, 400,
SO THERE'S KIND OF NO TURNING BACK.
- [groans]
I AM NOT HERE TO TALK YOU OUT OF IT.
I'M NOT EVEN HERE AS ONE OF YOUR DOCTORS.
I'M HERE AS YOUR FRIEND.
- OH, THEN AS MY FRIEND,
WOULD YOU SIGN THESE FOR ME?
REAL FRIEND WOULD.
- JACK, YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
- WHY, BECAUSE I FLIPPED A COIN TO MAKE A DECISION
ABOUT SOMETHING I'M NOW NOT READING ABOUT?
- YEAH.
- IT'S RISKY, PANKY. I GET IT, OKAY?
I GET IT, BUT...
IT'S HOW I LIVE MY LIFE.
OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M LISTING YOU
AS MY "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY" CONTACT.
- PEOPLE DON'T TYPICALLY PUT THEIR DOCTOR THERE.
THAT'S USUALLY FOR FAMILY.
- YEAH?
WELL, I ONLY SEE MY FAMILY AT EASTER AND CHRISTMAS.
KIND OF A RULE.
THEY LIVE IN SAN DIEGO.
I LIVE OUT OF A SUITCASE.
IT'S BEEN THAT WAY EVER SINCE I JOINED THE TOUR
OUT OF COLLEGE.
- NEVER HAD THE URGE TO SETTLE DOWN?
- WELL, I DID SETTLE DOWN.
I WAS MARRIED.
YEAH, MARRIED AT 24,
DIVORCED AT 24 1/2.
HEY, AT WHAT AGE YOU THINK
PEOPLE SHOULD STOP USING THE "HALF"?
I'M 9 1/2--10.
- HMM, OKAY. - 10.
BY THE WAY,
I'M NOT LISTING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE MY DOCTOR.
I'M LISTING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
YOU ALREADY SAID YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK.
[dishes clatter] - CAREFUL.
MY CHINA'S BACK THERE.
- IT'S WEARING A SEAT BELT. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S SAFE.
COME ON.
- ALMOST READY.
COULD YOU HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE?
- SURE.
- ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE.
- OH, OF COURSE.
- THIS IS GOING TO PINCH A LITTLE.
- CAN YOU BELIEVE YOU STILL NEED A POLIO SHOT TO GO TO INDIA?
WHICH REMINDS ME, I'M LEAVING FOR THE AIRPORT
IN 15 MINUTES.
WE'LL BE DONE BY THEN, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- PERFECT.
- THANK YOU.
- MR. MACKINTOSH.
THIS RED BUMP,
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS?
- I DON'T KNOW, A WEEK OR TWO.
IT'S JUST A MOSQUITO BITE.
PROBABLY GOT IT IN PANAMA.
- DO YOU HAVE ANY DUCT TAPE?
- I'M SURE I DO. I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE.
I'D HAVE TO ASK MY HANDYMAN.
- HOW ABOUT BACON?
- WHAT IS THAT?
- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BOTFLIES?
THEY'RE THE ONLY FLY THAT USE HUMANS AS HOST TO ITS LARVAE.
- THE LARVAE BURROW UNDER THE SKIN OF THE HOST,
WHERE THEY GROW.
- AND THEY LOVE BREAKFAST MEATS.
- NO. BACON MAKES A GOOD SEAL.
- AND DRAWS IT TO THE SURFACE.
- IT STARTS WITH A RADIATING PAIN AT THE BASE OF MY SPINE
AND THEN IT WORKS ITS WAY UP TO MY NECK.
- OKAY. ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW?
- NO.
BUT IT COMES AND GOES ALMOST AT RANDOM.
- AND HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN HAPPENING?
- MAYBE A FEW WEEKS.
BUT IT DID GO AWAY WHEN I WENT TO SEE EDDIE IN FLORIDA.
DO YOU THINK IT'S SPINAL MENINGITIS?
- PROBABLY NOT.
UM, HAS THERE BEEN ANY CHANGE IN YOUR DAILY ROUTINE?
- NO, EXCEPT THAT I'VE BEEN RENOVATING MY HOUSE
BECAUSE OF STORM DAMAGE, WHICH IS WHY I RENTED THIS PLACE.
- HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ANY HEAVY LIFTING, MS. NEWBERG?
- DID YOU JUST MEET ME?
- THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
- GO AHEAD, YOU CAN TELL ME.
IT'S SERIOUS, ISN'T IT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT, SO FAR I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO FIND ANYTHING WRONG, SERIOUS OR OTHERWISE,
BUT TO BE SURE, LET'S RUN A FULL BATTERY OF TESTS.
- HUH. FULL BATTERY.
SEE?
- A BOTFLY? SERIOUSLY?
I MEAN, FOR A SECOND THERE, I FELT LIKE I WAS BACK
IN EL PUERTITO.
IT WAS SO NASTY AWESOME.
- YOU MISS BEING THERE, DON'T YOU?
- I DO.
AND THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT,
THE MORE I'M SURE IT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE.
DIVYA.
DID YOU LEAVE YOUR CAR DOOR OPEN?
- THAT'S ODD.
IS THAT FLOYD? - WHO?
- THE VALET FROM YESTERDAY.
OH, MY GOD, HE'S GOT MY CHINA.
OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO? - OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HE'S--HE'S GETTING IN HIS CAR.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. - OKAY, OKAY.
SO HOW DOES THIS WORK?
- WE CHASE HIM. - OKAY, UNTIL WHAT?
- UNTIL WE CATCH HIM.
- OKAY, THEN WHAT? - I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN HOT PURSUIT
OF STOLEN CUPS AND SAUCERS BEFORE, BUT DRIVE!
DRIVE. GO, GO, GO.
- I MEAN, WHERE IS HE GOING?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT TRY TO STAY WITH HIM.
- OKAY, WE'RE LOSING HIM.
- WELL, THEN GUN IT, DIVYA. GUN IT.
GO, GO, GO.
- AH!
[crash]
- WHAT WAS THAT?
SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN.
- MY GRANDMOTHER'S CHINA. - I'M SO SORRY, DIVYA.
OH, MY GOD.
- CALL 911.
- [coughs] WHAT HAPPENED?
- YOU'VE BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
YOUR JEEP WENT THROUGH A FENCE.
- AN ACCIDENT? I DON'T REMEMBER--
- DO NOT MOVE. MY NAME IS DIVYA.
I'M A PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT.
I'M GONNA HELP YOU UNTIL THE EMTs ARRIVE.
- DIVYA, HERE'S THE MORPHINE AND THE OTHER SUPPLIES.
HOW CAN I HELP?
- TALK TO HIM. KEEP HIM ALERT.
- HEY, FLOYD, FLOYD, HEY.
I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT ME.
HOW LONG WERE YOU FOLLOWING US?
HOW LONG WERE YOU FOLLOWING DIVYA?
- OKAY, BY QUESTIONS, I MEANT THINGS LIKE, UM, I DON'T KNOW,
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHAT YEAR IS IT?
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT?" - OKAY, YOU'VE GOT YOUR WAY.
I'VE GOT MINE.
SO HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES?
- I GOT HER ADDRESS OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT
AND I HEARD--
- HEARD US TALKING AT THE VALET STAND, OKAY.
SO YOU KNEW SHE WAS COMING BACK
TO THE AUCTION HOUSE TODAY, DIDN'T YOU?
- IS THAT A FENCE POST THROUGH MY WINDSHIELD?
- STAY WITH ME.
- IS THAT A FENCE POST THROUGH ME?
- NO, NO, FLOYD. - GET IT OUT!
GET IT OUT! - NO! FLOYD, LISTEN TO ME.
THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE FOR THIS KIND OF INJURY.
NEVER REMOVE THE IMPALING OBJECT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE E.R.
I KNOW THAT IT SEEMS COUNTERINTUITIVE, OKAY?
BUT TRUST ME.
- HEY, FLOYD, TRY AND FOCUS ON YOUR FAMILY.
OKAY? - THAT'S NOT MY FAMILY.
- AND THIS ISN'T YOUR CAR, IS IT?
- OKAY, WHAT IS THE E.T.A. ON THE AMBULANCE?
- I DON'T KNOW. MY CALLS KEPT DROPPING.
MAYBE I SHOULD DRIVE UNTIL I DO FIND SERVICE.
- OKAY, NO, I DON'T THINK
THAT WE HAVE TIME TO WAIT FOR AN AMBULANCE.
HE'S LOOKING MORE DIAPHORETIC, WHICH MEANS
THAT HIS BLOOD PRESSURE IS DROPPING.
I THINK THAT WE HAVE TO GET HIM
TO THE E.R. OURSELVES.
- OKAY, HOW DO WE DO THAT?
- [groaning softly]
[door opens]
HEY.
- HEY. - HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- SO YOU WILL LET 90% OF THE BLOOD IN YOUR BODY
POOL IN YOUR HEAD, BUT YOU WON'T TAKE ANY MEDICATION.
- THAT'S RIGHT. - THAT'S JUST NOT YOU.
- THAT'S JUST NOT ME.
- THAT'S SOME GOOD DOCTORING.
HOPE JACK FARED BETTER THAN YOU.
- SO FAR SO GOOD.
YOU KNOW, FOR JACK, AT LEAST.
- WHAT'S THAT?
NOW I CAN BARELY UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. HUH?
- YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME DO THIS.
OKAY. COMING DOWN.
OW. - YOU'RE NOT--
- [exclaims]
- JESUS.
- OKAY, OKAY, I'M FINE.
I'M FEELING A LITTLE BETTER.
- YEAH, YOU LOOK A LOT BETTER. - YEAH.
- HENRY...
JUST TAKE THE DRUGS.
- I DON'T NEED MEDS. - OH, GOD.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I'VE BEEN BOMBARDED ALL DAY WITH PRESCRIPTION CONFIRMATIONS
AND TEST RESULTS. WHAT'S GOING ON?
AND WHY DID DIVYA SEND NEWBERG FOR AN MRI?
- SHE DIDN'T. DR. VAN DYKE DID.
- DR. VAN WHAT?
- YEAH, HE WAS ALSO THE ONE WHO CALLED IN THE TESTS
AND THE PRESCRIPTIONS. I HIRED HIM AS OUR B.U.D.
- ARE WE TALKING ABOUT DR. PAUL VAN DYKE?
HAMPTONS HERITAGE VAN DYKE?
- THAT'S THE GUY. HE'S AWESOME.
- WHY WOULD YOU HIRE HIM?
- BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO PROCEED.
- YEAH, PROCEED MEANT TO GET
A LIST OF CANDIDATES TOGETHER AND SHOW ME.
I WOULD THEN INTERVIEW, REVIEW,
AND APPROVE THE POTENTIAL CANDIDATE.
- THAT IS SO NOT THE DEFINITION OF PROCEED.
- HOW'D YOU EVEN MANAGE TO HIRE VAN DYKE IN, WHAT,
LIKE AN HOUR'S TIME?
- WHAT KIND OF CFO WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T HAVE
A CONTINGENCY PLAN FOR A GUY
WHO WORKS WITH SICK PEOPLE ALL DAY, HUH?
I WOULD FIRE MYSELF IF I DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN.
- YEAH, AND THAT I WOULD APPROVE!
APPROVE.
- HENRY, JUST RELAX.
- [groans] CAN'T.
- HE SCORED FIVE RETAINERS.
OUR PATIENTS LOVE HIM, ESPECIALLY NEWBERG.
SO YOU JUST GET BETTER WHEN YOU GET BETTER, OKAY?
SERIOUSLY.
DON'T RUSH IT.
- EVAN, EVAN, COME BACK HERE, YOUNG MAN.
I'M NOT DONE TALKING TO YOU.
- LET'S TALK UPSTAIRS.
- CAN'T. CAN'T. CAN'T.
- I FOUND THE CAST CUTTER.
- GREAT.
OKAY, WE CAN USE IT TO CUT THE POST OFF,
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA PULL HIM OUT OF THE CAR.
[saw buzzing]
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, STOP, STOP.
- WHAT?
- DO YOU SMELL THAT?
- IT'S GASOLINE.
- IT'S LEAKING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
- WE CAN'T RISK ANY SPARKS.
- NO, WE CAN'T. DO WE HAVE A PLAN B?
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
- THE MORPHINE SHOULD HELP.
HE'S BARELY CONSCIOUS,
SO HOPEFULLY HE WON'T REGISTER THE PAIN.
- WELL, YOU DID SAY NEVER TO REMOVE
AN IMPALED OBJECT... EVER.
- I KNOW, BUT HIS VITALS ARE CRASHING,
SO WE HAVE NO CHOICE.
IF WE DON'T REMOVE THE POLE AND CAUTERIZE THE WOUND,
HE WILL GO INTO HEMORRHAGIC SHOCK.
ON THREE, JILL.
-OKAY. - ONE...
TWO, THREE.
- [straining]
HERE'S A NEW WAY TO APPLY QUIKCLOT.
- FASTER. HE'S COMING TO.
- LIKE PULLING OUT ONE CORK AND REPLACING IT WITH ANOTHER.
- EXACTLY.
- [screams]
- HE'S STILL BREATHING.
- OKAY, GOOD. GOOD.
- DIVYA, NICE WORK.
HANK WOULD BE PROUD.
- LET'S GET HIM TO THE E.R.
- I'LL GET THE CAR.
- OH, GOD. WHERE--
OH, YEAH.
[groans]
[sighs]
OKAY.
[laughs]
RELIEF.
JUST 2 MILLIGRAMS AWAY.
[grunts]
1 MILLIGRAM.
2 MILLIGRA-- HEY! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW, OW, AH.
OH.
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
- LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK THIS IS MY FAULT.
- YEAH, BECAUSE IT IS.
IT IS YOUR FAULT.
[knocking]
[knocking continues]
YOU KILLED HANKMED.
YOU HAPPY?
- I KILLED HANKMED?
WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- YOU WOULDN'T LET THE BUSINESS GROW, HENRY.
YOU WOULDN'T WATER IT.
- I-- - SO IT WITHERED AND IT DIED.
IT DIED, DR. LAWSON.
- HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, HANK?
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS JOB,
ESPECIALLY NOW THAT I'M BROKE.
[laughter]
- I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT, PANKY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
- WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE CLINIC PATIENTS?
YOU WERE THEIR ONLY HOPE, HANK.
YOU WERE THEIR ONLY HOPE.
- JILL, I--
WHAT?
- DON'T LOOK AT ME FOR SUPPORT.
I AGREE WITH THEM, PANKY.
both: AAGH! - [gasps]
- I MEAN, LOOK, I KNOW HER TESTS SHOW NOTHING,
YOU KNOW HER TESTS SHOW NOTHING, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
- WE'RE HERE, AREN'T WE? - YEAH.
BUT SHE'S PROBABLY BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WORRYING.
YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE JUST-- YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED HER
RIGHT AWAY, THAT'S ALL.
- WELL, I TOLD YOU, I MAKE MY PHONE CALLS
AT THE END OF THE DAY.
THAT'S WHEN I WAS GONNA CALL HER.
- WHAT IF SHE HAS QUESTIONS?
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- I'M DEAD SERIOUS.
OUR BUSINESS IS FACE-TO-FACE,
BEING THERE 24/7.
IT'S WHAT HANKMED'S ALL ABOUT.
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST DO THIS.
- THAT'S MY LINE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOTHING"?
HOW COULD IT BE NOTHING WHEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN THIS MORNING?
- SEE? QUESTIONS.
- WELL, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
- FINE.
BUT WHEN I WENT TO GET A MANI-PEDI IN TOWN,
I FELT IT AGAIN, THE RADIATING PAIN.
- OKAY, AND ARE YOU EXPERIENCING THIS PAIN NOW?
- NO, BUT-- - WELL, YOU SHOULD CALL
IF ANYTHING CHANGES.
YOU HAVE OUR NUMBERS.
- WAIT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT.
SHE'S STILL UPSET. - IT SOUNDS PSYCHOSOMATIC.
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO HERE.
- YEAH, OKAY, BUT WE'RE HANKMED.
WE DON'T WALK OUT ON OUR PATIENTS,
AND WE NEVER LEAVE A CASE UNSOLVED.
- OKAY, I'M A PHYSICIAN,
NOT THE MENTALIST.
LOOK, I GET THAT CONCIERGE DOCTORS
HAVE TO HOLD THEIR PATIENTS' HANDS SOME OF THE TIME,
BUT SINCE WHEN DO THEY HAVE TO CARRY THEM AROUND?
WAIT, IS THAT HOW HANK HURT HIS BACK?
- OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
LOOK, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO?
- RUN SOME TESTS, ASK SOME QUESTIONS.
I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A DOCTOR.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- HEY, LOOK.
SHE'S NOT ONLY MY DAD'S GIRLFRIEND
AND HANKMED'S FIRST OFFICIAL PATIENT.
SHE IS ONE OF THE KINDEST, CRAZIEST,
MOST GENEROUS PEOPLE
YOU WILL EVER HAVE THE PLEASURE OF KNOWING.
SHE'S AWESOME, AND SHE'S SCARED.
- IS IT POSSIBLE THAT HANKMED GETS TOO INVOLVED
WITH ITS PATIENTS? - ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH, IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU DON'T SEE PATIENTS AS PEOPLE?
- YEAH.
SURE.
SO NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THAT CLEARED UP,
I'VE GOT YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE TO KEEP.
ARE YOU COMING, BOSS?
- YEAH, BUT JUST--
HANK WOULD NEVER DO THIS.
- I'M NOT HANK.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- COME ON.
- HEY.
- HELLO, FLOYD.
WE JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE FEELING.
- SURPRISINGLY GOOD.
THE EMERGENCY SPLENECTOMY I HAD TO HAVE PRETTY MUCH SUCKED,
BUT THE DOCTORS ALL SAY I'LL BE FINE.
AND THE JELL-O'S NOT BAD.
- HOW ABOUT AN APOLOGY FIRST?
- SO I DO HOPE, FLOYD, THAT YOU WILL NOT STEAL AGAIN.
- "STEAL" IS SUCH A HARSH WORD.
- AND WHAT WORD WOULD YOU PREFER?
- LIBERATE.
I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS A MODERN DAY ROBIN HOOD.
- SO YOU ROB FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO THE POOR?
- NO, I DON'T GIVE TO THE POOR.
THAT'S THE "MODERN DAY" PART.
BUT I DO ONLY STEAL FROM THOSE
WHO CAN AFFORD TO BE STOLEN FROM.
PLUS, IT'S ALL INSURED, RIGHT?
- MY CHINA WAS NOT INSURED.
- WELL, IT'S NOT A PERFECT SYSTEM.
- WORST APOLOGY EVER.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANK YOU, DIVYA.
THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE.
- BETTER.
- COULD YOU?
- HEY, BEFORE YOU GO,
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
AFTER WE BROUGHT FLOYD TO THE E.R.,
I WENT BACK TO THE ACCIDENT SITE
AND GRABBED A FEW OF THE BIGGER PIECES.
- YOU GLUED THIS BACK TOGETHER FOR ME?
- WELL, I HAD A LITTLE HELP.
MY NEPHEW LUKE, HE'S GREAT AT PUZZLES.
AND IN HIS DEFENSE,
THERE WERE A LOT OF PIECES MISSING.
[laughter]
- I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU.
- I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO.
[clatter]
- COULD YOU?
both: BYE, FLOYD.
- A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE?
- ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
- YES, TAKING YOU TO SEE HANK IS A GREAT IDEA.
I JUST WISH I'D THOUGHT OF IT SOONER.
DO YOU MIND IF WE TURN THIS MUSIC DOWN?
- SURE. JUST DON'T ASK ME FOR HELP.
I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING IN THIS CAR WORKS YET.
IT'S TOO HIGH-TECH.
- YEAH, IT'S PRETTY HIGH-TECH. THERE WE GO.
OH.
WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG?
- DID YOU REALLY MEAN
ALL THOSE NICE THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT ME TO DR. VAN DYKE?
- YES. EVERY WORD.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MY FAMILY ADORES YOU, COME ON.
- THEN I FINALLY HAVE A MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS ME,
CHILDREN WHO CARE ABOUT ME, AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY.
- MS. NEWBERG... MS. NEWBERG,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE.
HANK WILL MAKE SURE OF THAT.
- IT'S TOO LATE.
MY SYMPTOMS, THEY'RE BACK.
- THEY'RE--
BY ANY CHANCE, DOES THIS PAIN START IN YOUR LOWER BACK
AND RADIATE UP TO YOUR NECK?
- YES.
- DID IT BEGIN SHORTLY AFTER WE LEFT YOUR HOUSE?
- YES.
- DOES THE PAIN KIND OF FEEL LIKE HEAT?
- [sobbing] YES.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YUP.
YOU'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND WITH YOUR SEAT WARMERS ON.
AND JUDGING BY HOW HOT MY NECK IS,
YOU PROBABLY-- NECK WARMERS!
- SO...
I'M NOT GONNA DIE.
- YOU ARE NOT GONNA DIE.
- OH, THANK GOD. - YEAH.
- I AM SO NOT READY TO GO.
- YEAH.
SO, UH--
- IT'S ME. OPEN UP.
COME ON, JACK. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
- GO AWAY.
I'M WITH A WOMAN!
[in feminine voice] I'M BRITTANY.
I'M HERE WITH JACK.
SO THANK YOU. LEAVE US ALONE.
- OKAY, OPEN THE DOOR, BRITTANY.
- [feminine voice] OH, OKAY.
[clears throat, returns to normal voice]
SO THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
- FOR BOTH OF US.
- IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
- IT IS.
- DUMB DOOR.
U.F.O. MY GOSH!? WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?
- YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, JACK.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
- OH, BETTER NOW, THANKS TO THIS.
SERIOUSLY. ALL THE FIVE SEASONS?
SCORE. - JACK, HAVE A SEAT.
LET ME SEE YOU.
YOU'RE JAUNDICED, AND YOU'RE RUNNING A FEVER.
ANYTHING ELSE?
DOES DR. GREENE KNOW ABOUT THIS?
- NOPE.
- YOU COULD JEOPARDIZE YOUR HEALTH, JACK,
AND THE OTHERS IN THE TRIAL BY NOT REPORTING THIS.
WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL.
- WHOA, HANK, HANK.
YOU REMEMBER WHEN I FLIPPED THE COIN EARLIER
IN NINA'S OFFICE?
- MM-HMM.
- IT DIDN'T MATTER IF IT ENDED UP HEADS OR TAILS.
THE CLINICAL TRIAL WAS ALWAYS GONNA WIN.
- WHY IS THAT?
- BECAUSE I HEARD WHAT SHE SAID.
IN MY MIND, IT ALL ADDED UP
TO ONE PERFECT THING-- A SILVER BULLET,
SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE THE LUPUS DISAPPEAR
AND I WOULD BE DONE WITH IT FOREVER.
I WAS GOING FOR THE HOLE IN ONE.
SO I AIMED FOR THE PIN.
AND THEN, PFFT.
I SHANKED IT OUT OF BOUNDS.
- I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
- YEAH.
YEAH, ME TOO.
- BUT WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOW
IS GET YOU OUT OF THIS TRIAL
AND TO THE E.R. SO THEY CAN TREAT THESE SYMPTOMS.
- I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
- OH.
- HEADS, I'LL GO TO THE E.R.,
BUT TAILS, I STAY IN THE TRIAL
AND YOU TREAT ME HERE.
[both chuckle]
- YOU KNOW WHAT, JACK,
NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL, THE E.R.'S GONNA WIN.
- YOU HAD A TYPE III HYPERSENSITIVITY REACTION
TO THE NEPHROSTATIN.
- AS A RESULT, YOUR LIVER STOPPED FUNCTIONING PROPERLY.
- IT'S FINE NOW, BUT UNFORTUNATELY
IT WAS A KNOWN RISK IN THE TRIAL.
- BUT IF YOU WERE GONNA SUFFER ANY ADVERSE AFFECTS,
EARLIER'S ALWAYS BETTER THAN LATER.
- HANK WAS RIGHT TO BRING YOU IN, JACK.
HAD HE NOT, YOU COULD HAVE GONE INTO ACUTE HEPATIC FAILURE.
- BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
ACUTE HEP-- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GUYS SHOULD COME WITH SUBTITLES.
WAS THERE ANY GOOD NEWS IN THERE?
both: YEAH. - OH.
GO AHEAD.
- WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS THAT NOW YOU CAN START WITH TRADITIONAL TREATMENTS
WITHOUT ANY DOUBTS OR RESERVATIONS.
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY? - THE EXACT SAME THING.
- OH. - "THE EXACT SAME THING."
[higher-pitched] "THE EXACT SAME THING."
SO CUTE.
YOU GUYS SHOULD GO AHEAD
AND GET A ROOM, SHOULDN'T YOU?
YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY, I'M DONE WITH THIS ONE.
TAKE MINE.
- ALL RIGHT. ANY MORE QUESTIONS BEFORE I GO?
- YEAH.
JUST ONE, BUT IT'S IMPORTANT.
WHAT KIND OF TREATMENT WOULD I GET
IF I LIVED ON THE PLANET WEST ANIVOC?
- WE'LL TALK LATER.
I'M OUTTA HERE.
- IT'S HER. - IT'S NOT HER.
- IT'S DEFINITELY HER. - IT'S NOT.
- SO HER. - THAT'S ENOUGH.
- HEY. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED
SOME HELP GETTING OUT OF THE CAR.
- I TOLD YOU, I'M FINE.
- YOU TOOK THE DRUGS, DIDN'T YOU?
- NO.
- ADMITTING YOU TOOK DRUGS WHEN YOU WERE
IN PAIN DOES NOT MAKE YOU LESS OF A MAN, HENRY.
- ALL RIGHT, I TOOK THE DRUGS.
- YOU WUSS.
- EV...
YOU WERE RIGHT TO WANT A CONTINGENCY PLAN.
WE NEED IT FOR TIMES LIKE THIS.
I MEAN, HAVING A BACKUP DOCTOR, A B.U.D.,
MAKES GOOD BUSINESS SENSE.
- I'M HAPPY YOU FEEL THAT WAY.
BUT IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY.
- WHO ARE YOU
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BROTHER?
- IT'S NOT.
IT'S ALSO ABOUT THE LEVEL OF CARE WE'VE ESTABLISHED.
YOU'VE ESTABLISHED.
DR. VAN DYKE,
HE'S A GOOD DOCTOR.
BUT HE'S-- HE'S NOT YOU.
SO IF I'M GONNA LOOK FOR ANOTHER B.U.D.,
I'LL HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME.
- THIS TIME WE'RE GONNA PROCEED TOGETHER.
EVAN?