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I'm hank.
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I was your typicalemergency
room doctor...Until I got fired.
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You let a billionairehospital trustee
die to save some kidoff the street.
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- I made a judgment call.
- You made a mistake.
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This is my brother.
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I'm evan R.Lawson,C.P.A.
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He took meaway from my
troubles and to the hamptons,
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and suddenly,I had a chance to
become a whole newkind of doctor.
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Turns out the wealthyand notsowealthy out
here could use a guywho makes house calls,
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so I got a second
chanceto do what I do best.
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* Comes and goes like the fitsand
dizzy spells like the weather *
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so welcome to the
inauguralhankmed staff meeting.
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I love your blouse,divya.
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Goodgood day to you.
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First on thisevening's
agenda,uh,business development.
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It's 11:00 A.M.
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Oh,yeah.No,I wrote
this last night.Sorry.
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Yeah,since I left the E.R.,The two things I
miss least are pelvic examsand staff meetings,
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and not necessarilyin that order.
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Evan,can't you justsend out an email?
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Yeah,okay.
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You know what?I'll send an
email.That's great.Okay,cool,divya.
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I'm sending an emailto both of you.
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It says I workedfor three days
on this multimediapresentation
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and that you're gonna sit
down,shut up,and enjoy it.
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There.Sent.How's that sound?
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How's it goingover there,stu?
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Still working on it,mr.Lawson.
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Okay,that's cool.Keep it up.
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Was it really necessary to
retain an a/v specialistfor this?
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Well we should re"shedule"the meeting.
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Motion to re"shedule"not seconded.
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Motion fails.Moving on.
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There's no stopping
himwhen he's like this.
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The bylaws to our tree
housewere eight pages long
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and it was an imaginarytree house.
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So as I projected,the
hankmed balance sheetis robust
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as we approach the
endof our fiscal summer.
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All I needed to hear.Thanks,ev.
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Here,stu,drink this.It should help.
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But our gold standard is turning ouronetime
patients into retainerpayingclients.
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Patients into clients.This is our
new motto.Let's all say it together.
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Patients
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Patients Okay,all together now.
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Patients Excuse me for one second.
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- Thanks,mr.Lawson.
- Absolutely.Did it work for you?
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- Sorry,mr.Lawson.
- Cool.That's all right.
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So our research departmenthas shown
that when our cfo attendshouse calls,
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client conversion triples.
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Has our researchdepartment also found
that we haveno research department?
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Funny.That's really funny.
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Guys,I proposethat for
select residential quadrants,
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I join you on visits to
providethe onsite upsell
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and administer
customersatisfaction surveys.
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Great idea.Awesome
presentation.I'm off to the lab.
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Awesome presentation?Okay.Really?
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Wicked.
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Hankmed.How can we make
youfeel better today?
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I can't believe you're here.
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You better respectthe patient.
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Oh,my god.I googled them.She's a
swimsuit modeland he's filthy rich.
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So,yeah,I respect them both.Trust me.
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So,uh,hi.
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Are we treating,like,a pterodactyl?
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No,my husband.We got
married here yesterday.
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- Oh,congratulations.
- Oh,that's so cool.
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Thank you.It was beautiful.
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You know,I wanted to
honeymoonin the real amazon,
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but my husband alanis deathly afraid
to fly,so he rented this for us.
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That's a lovely gesture.
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It was untilthe pollen or
something set off his allergies.
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I've said "bless you"so many times,I'm
starting to soundlike the pope.
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Well,you look way sexierin your work
clothes,so you got nothingto worry about.
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- Evan.
- What?
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Be quiet,be professional,behave.
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But mostly be quiet.
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Oh,my god.
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Alan!
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Alan,honey?
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The doctorsyou called are here.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I was just droppinga
sample off at the lab.
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It's okay.You don't have
to explainwhy you're here.
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Right.So...
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how have you been?
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You know,for the pastcouple of days?
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Pretty good.
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You?
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Pretty good.
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So what are you up tofor
the next couple of days?
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I'm sorry.I know what we said,but...
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- it's easier said than done.
- Who knew it'd be this hard?
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Yeah,and we're obviously still
going to be bumpinginto each other,
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so we do to makesome ground rules.
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Right.Right.
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And what's,uhwhat's fair game?
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And what's not.
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Yeah,but more what is.
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Excuse me,ms.Casey.
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Um,the emergency arrhythmiapatient we admitted
yesterdayis checking himself out A.M.A.
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Well,did we trytalking sense into him?
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Okay,all right.I'll get dr.Weisman.
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Excuse me.
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I signed fewer formswhen
I bought my house.
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Those your kids?
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Nothing quite likeleaving a
hospital to raise your spirits.
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Excuse me,sir?I'm dr.Lawson.
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I'd love to talk,doc,but
I'm not staying.
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Yeah,neither am I.I
don't even work here.
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You mind ifI check your chart?
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All yours.I'm done with it.Here you go.
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Thanks.
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Mr.Kingsley.
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You were admittedjust yesterday
for hypertrophiccardiomyopathy?
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Little stutter step with
myticker,but I feel great now.
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So they adjustedyour
medications and stabilized you,
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but that doesn't mean you should leave.
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Look,I know somepatients check out against
medical advicefor financial reasons.
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Luckily,my wifebought us good insurance.
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Then use it.Stay.
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You have a very seriousheart condition.
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I also havea very serious work deadline.
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If I don't make my deadline,I
can't make a living,
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and then my wife can'tbuy
us health insurance.
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Ironic,huh?
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Almost poetic,but still not a
good enough reasonto leave here.
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Don't worry.My studio is lowstress.
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Less stressfulthan this place.
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I meditate,live organically,and
the little ladydotes on me.
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That's great.All great.
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But you still needmedical supervision.
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Are you a cardiologist?
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No,just a friendof the hospital.
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I'm a private physician.
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Private as in house calls?
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Problem solved.You're
hiredand I'm out of here.
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No,no,no.That's not what I meant.
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Doc,I'm gonna walk out that door
and go hometo my wife,no matter what.
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If you come with me,at
leastI have supervision,right?
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- Yeah,but
- mr.Kingsley?
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I'm glad you're still here.The
cardiologistis on his way.
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No need.I signed your formsand
I'm on my way with my new doctor.
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Ms.Casey?
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Ms.Casey,they need youat
critical care immediately.
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RoyalPains
Season 01 Episode 08
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"Zoomer and jewel.
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" Cute.
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My wife and I created them 15 years ago.
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Must be cool to work with your wife.
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You're not married,are you?
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No.
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Our first book sold 50 copies.
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Ten books later,"zoomer and jewel"
are local icons like martha stewart...
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but they've never done hard time.
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Right.Right.
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These books,they are the
only thing that worked out.
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We get one good paycheck a year.
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God knows we need it.
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Still,this seems like a lot
to illustrate in three days.
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Which is why I called our
publisher for an extension.
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For someone who works in children's books,that
lady knows a lot of very nasty words.
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Hank,this is julie,the writer.
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And my wife.
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I just went to the hospital and all
they'd tell me is that you checked out.
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They sent me home,so I found
a private doctor.Check him out.
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Cut veggies,tea,and a hank are
no substitute for a hospital.
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The hank tried to tell him that.
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Well,I'm feeling zen,which means
it's time to get back to work.
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Our little guys look bored.
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Yeah,well,they didn't justhave an adventure called
"zoomer and jewel takea ride in an ambulance.
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" You have.Honey,you
have gotto take it easy.
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The scanning shop needs
myproofs in three days,right?
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- Yes.
- And?
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And we have the readingat the library.
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We do a sneak readingfor every
release.It's our good luck tradition.
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That's funny.I have my owngood luck
tradition where I give the patientan exam.
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Soon.
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Honey,what's so hardabout
sticking to page count?
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12 pages,you said.Not 16.
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So exactly what kind ofanimals
are these little guys?
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- Tasmanian devils.
- Badgers.
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We've never really agreed.
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Then how do you draw them?
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- Vaguely.
- You know what?Maybe they're woodchucks.
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Did you ever think woodchuck?Sorry.
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Let's do the exam now.Get my stuff.
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So you should know,alan,that
I'm a humongous fanof your work.
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I really just being in your
houseand this close to you is,like,
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whoa,'cause you're like a rock star
of stock portfoliotracking software.
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And it's just,you knowit's
just such an honor.
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It's always niceto meet a fan.
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Absolutely.
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Now that we've all mingled,I
should treatmr.Ryder's allergies.
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Right.Rachel,honey,why
don't yougo enjoy the beach?
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Because you knowit reminds me of work.
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You think swimsuit modelingis easy?
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The woman can't enjoythe beach anymore.
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Maybe I could go shopping.
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You're in,like,300 different
magazine and billboard ads.
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Shouldn't shoppingremind
you of work too?
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I have selective memory.
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Evan?
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- Will you excuse us?
- Wait.
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I spoke to you on the phone.
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You said your businessis discreet?
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Oh,yeah.Hankmed inventeddiscretion,man.
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We're just,you know,too
discreet to publicize it.
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Fine.My problem isn't allergies.
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You're the doctor?
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Physician assistant.
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And as a medical practitioner,I'm
obligated to maintainconfidentiality.
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- What she said.
- For some reason,I assumed "hankmed" meant a doctor named hank.
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You see?I should get a branding
awardfor coming up with that.
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The doctor can come
lateror I can help you now.
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Okay.
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Maybe you can help.
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It started last night.Pain when I go.
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Internet saida kidney
stone.Right?It'll pass?
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The internet saysa lot of things.
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Did it begin in your backand descend?
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No.
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Should it have?
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Most kidney stones do.
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Where does it hurt precisely?
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I doubt it's a kidney stone.
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I'll have to take a
lookat your genitals.
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Wouldn't the physiciando
that while you assist?
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Can't you just give me
a pillI can take for now?
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I'm paying quite a bitfor
you to not be a doctor.
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- I understand that
- you know what?
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- Maybe we don't haveto do an exam
- evan!
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May I speak with you?
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Absolutely,divya.Give us one
second,alan.We'll be right back.
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What do youthink you're doing?
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I'm shutting you down,nurse guantanamo.
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What are you doing?
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Have you ever heardof bedside manner?
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This isn'tabout bedside manner.
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This is aboutdiagnosing a
problem and helping a patient.
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You don't need an M.D.At the end of
your name to know what's going on here.
243
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Well,duh.But the guy obviouslydoesn't
want to tell a cfo and his P.A.
244
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That his brandnew wife gave him an std.
245
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Where's your trademarkhankmed tact?
246
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People pay to be treated,not coddled.
247
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And I don't givea tinker's
curse for your marketing drivel.
248
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I can't debate youif you talk
gibberish that soundskind of like
249
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something a chimney sweep
from mary poppins would say,
250
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but you can't cure him
unlessyou win his trust first.
251
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So work with him.
252
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Guys,shouldI call someone else?
253
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An actual doctor,maybe?
254
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Patients into
clients.Patients into clients.
255
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Say it.It's empowering.And it's
hanksanctioned too,remember?Here we go.
256
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Mr.Ryder,I apologize.
257
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I believe you mayhave an infection.
258
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I'll need to take some
bloodand urine samples...
259
00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:45,040
urine samples probably.
260
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To confirm the diagnosis.
261
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Meantime,I can prescribesome
antibiotics and painkillers.
262
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Will that be sufficient?
263
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Delightful.
264
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On behalf of me and
my genitals,thank you.
265
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Absolutely.Well,we aimto
please all of you,so...
266
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great.That was great.
267
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Breathe in.
268
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Out.
269
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Yeah,you can have high
teawhen the exam is done.
270
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Breathe in.
271
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Out.
272
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Okay.
273
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,660
Pulse is down to 60 from 70
whenyou left the hospital.
274
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:24,130
Blood pressure's120 over
75.You're doing better.
275
00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:26,840
I told you I'd be fine.Natural living.
276
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,980
Food from my organic gardenbeats
hospital food any day.
277
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The rocks in your
gardenbeat hospital food.
278
00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:37,020
But hamptons heritage put youon the right
medications calcium channel blockersand furosemide.
279
00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:42,230
I prefer the hospital food.Now,if
we're done,I'll get to work.
280
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:47,450
Hey,you know what?Tell me
aboutall these characters.
281
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:48,950
I mean,where do you guysget your ideas?
282
00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:51,430
My wife gets them...
283
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,450
from me.
284
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,530
Life experience,I guess.
285
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,590
Zoomer's always beenthe mischievous one.
286
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The little white one?
287
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:01,070
No,that's jewel,the good girl.
288
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,800
She's harder to illustratethan he is.
289
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,700
It's all aboutshading the white.
290
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,560
Speaking of shading...
291
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,990
your wife shouldknow the truth
about how you leftthe hospital.
292
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:14,110
A year ago I found outI had this thing.
293
00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:18,680
And I know julie is
justtrying to protect me,but...
294
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:23,420
you know,I like illustrating for
kids,not being treated like one.
295
00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:26,910
This isn't just a thing.Part
of your heart is too big.
296
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:29,980
It's crucial that you monitorand medicate
it so you don't developcomplications.
297
00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,510
I do.Look at my numbers.
298
00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:33,030
And we should talkabout
longterm options.
299
00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:35,210
I mean,there are surgeries
youmight be a candidate for.
300
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,830
Longterm?You sound like
the hospitalI just left.
301
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,780
Let's talk longterm later.
302
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:45,560
I hired you to get methrough
the next three days.
303
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,230
Come in.
304
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,850
Oh,uh,I'm just gonna come on in.
305
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:12,200
I'm glad you came by.You got my message?
306
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,750
I did and I decidedto respond in person.
307
00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:20,890
Look,I reallyam sorry about
what happened todaywith zack.
308
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:23,150
Zack?
309
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,400
Oh,you mean mr.Kingsley.
310
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,710
How is my patient,anyway?
311
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,220
He's doing well.
312
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,690
Jill,look,he was alreadyleaving hamptons
heritage before I even got there.
313
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:35,050
At least now hehas medical supervision.
314
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:39,500
What you did,hank,is the
definition of "not fair game.
315
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,740
" What do I tell my board membersif
they ask me why my boyfriendI'm sorry,
316
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:46,110
exboyfriend poached a
seriouscardio case from me?
317
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:50,260
Tell them this was
unintendedand in no way personal.
318
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,830
And that they're givingtheir
hospital a little too much credit.
319
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,830
What the helldoes that mean?
320
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:55,720
Let's face it.
321
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:59,170
Zack wasn't reallygonna undergo his
cardiac surgeryat hamptons heritage anyway.
322
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:01,270
Really?And why not?
323
00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:04,480
Look,it's a great
hospitalfor some things.
324
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:09,430
But,jill,if you hadhis condition,I'd
want you at a largerspecialized facility.
325
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:13,990
My tiny unspecializedfacility
is full of dedicated people
326
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:18,220
who save lives every
day,just like you used to.
327
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:23,280
It just so happens,hank,you don't
have to get firedto be a good doctor.
328
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,050
come on,please?
329
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,940
Dude,I didn't evenuse it yet.
330
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,250
Sorry,mr.Lawson.It is a 24hour rental.
331
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:45,460
I know,but can a brotherget
a grace period?I mean
332
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,230
Okay.
333
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,350
All right,thank you,stu.
334
00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:51,690
Now allow meto walk you
through the financial benchmarks
335
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,070
that wedid not get through yesterday.
336
00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:54,880
Actually,medical updatestake priority.
337
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,990
I know,butokay,but we find...
338
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:58,220
divya,what's the statusof
our fake allergy patient?
339
00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:01,340
He wasn't cooperative,but
it's most likelya simple std.
340
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,560
He probably won'tthink it's simple.
341
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,950
When are lab resultsexpected?
342
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,690
They'll be emailedany time now.
343
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:09,940
Meanwhile,I started ceftriaxoneand
doxycyxline and oxycodone for the pain.
344
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,180
All right,well,widespectrum
antibiotics was a good call.
345
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:15,170
Speaking of good
calls,did you make yours?
346
00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:16,460
No,I haven't called her yet.
347
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,650
You should send flowers.I
recommend peonies.
348
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,830
Thank you.
349
00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:24,120
- Again with this?
- Not again.Still.
350
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:28,030
Wife's about to kill me.We just
had a baby boy and I'mkee I'm kee
351
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,580
I'm keeping him up at night.
352
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,870
All right,come here.Let me take a look.
353
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,740
Look,you only delayedthe
inevitable yesterday.
354
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,710
When the std resultscome back positive,
355
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:38,690
someone's going to haveto
discuss it with them.
356
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,070
Well,that'll bea real dr.Phil moment.
357
00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:43,910
Here is theircontract and invoice.
358
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:47,810
You take care of thatand
I'll take care of him.
359
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:50,510
Okay,this is tetracaine.It's
a mild anesthetic.
360
00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:53,880
It'll relax the larynxand end the spasm.
361
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,640
Thanks.
362
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,930
- Thank you!Thank you.
- No sweat.You got it.
363
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,560
I'm giving you guysan extension.
364
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,520
Dude!Dude.
365
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,500
All right,guys,is the case handled?
366
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,580
I really thinkshe needs backup,doctor.
367
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,320
I've got it.I'm going back there today.
368
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,840
Alone.
369
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,350
Oh,and I read zack's file.
370
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,820
His noncompliance
soundslike a liability.
371
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,800
Yeah,you want divya shouldrough him up?
372
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,760
No,I'm good.I'm going
over thereright now.
373
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,560
- I got a plan.
- Plan?Plans are good.
374
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,610
Contracts are better.You don't
have onewith him yet,do you?
375
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:35,550
Well,I okay,you know what?
376
00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:38,530
This handshake hank thingis really
cute,but now I'm tagging alongwith you.
377
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,600
- Fine.
- And,by the way,next time we havea staff meeting,
378
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,140
we're gonna usethat multimedia
station,'cause I slaved overthat powerpoint
379
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,170
and I also really wantto
use this laser pointer.
380
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,240
Stop it.
381
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,910
Getstop it!
382
00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:01,480
zack?
383
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,360
Exam time.Come on down.
384
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:14,130
Take a break,picasso.
385
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,760
Zack?Step down,please.
386
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,500
I'm okay.
387
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:33,450
You stopped taking
yourcalcium channel blockers.
388
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:36,000
They wore you out,so you
compensated with too many diuretics
389
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,610
and now you're dehydratedand cramping.
390
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,770
That's why you fell.
391
00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:40,730
I need a bananafor some potassium.
392
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:43,310
Zack,we are waypast bananas and tea.
393
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:45,920
All those diureticsmade you ototoxic.
394
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,790
Temporarily deaf.You
can barelyhear me,right?
395
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,670
Those blockersmake me feel like crap.
396
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:55,550
I take them,I miss deadlines,and
eventually our publisher'sgonna drop us.
397
00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:58,810
I can't affordto play russian
roulette with our livelihood.
398
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:01,570
Well,you're playing
russianroulette with your life.
399
00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:04,380
I got to make a living,hank.
400
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,850
Look,I get it.I do.
401
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:08,980
But if you don'ttake your meds,you
could developa severe arrhythmia.
402
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:12,480
I'm your doctor.You
need to listen to me.
403
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,480
What?
404
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,920
You need to listen to me.
405
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,460
Don't you guys havea triplea discount?
406
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,670
Coupon in the paper?
407
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:28,370
Twoforone special?Anything?
408
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:33,290
We're here to keep yourhusband
alive,ma'am,not steam clean your carpets.
409
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,480
Fine.
410
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:40,140
Here's a check for half.
411
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,690
I'll give you collateralfor the rest.
412
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:44,030
What kind of collateral?
413
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:48,530
Because I'd really rathernot
have to store any valuables,ma'am.
414
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,010
All right.
415
00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:56,500
I don't even haveto ring a bell with a
sledgehammer or letyou guess my weight first.
416
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,760
The book is a first edition.
417
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,250
It's worth something.
418
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,800
And be carefulwith the stuffed animals.
419
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,420
Some of them were determinedto
be highly flammable.
420
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,950
Kids weresetting these on fire?
421
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:12,710
One kid.He was fine,but
his parents were lawyers.
422
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:15,000
Okay.
423
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,480
Forget the collateral.Just...
424
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:23,140
indulge me by completinga survey,okay?
425
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:28,870
On a scale of one to ten,how satisfied
are you with yourdecision to hire hankmed?
426
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,930
I didn't want to hire
youin the first place.
427
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:35,170
We tradedan entire cardiac ward
for a guy with a duffel bag.
428
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,580
My husband belongsin the hospital.
429
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:41,990
So can I say,like,9.5?
430
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,800
I'll just say nine.
431
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:52,310
I've been avoidingrachel all day.
432
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,390
This allergy rusewon't last long.
433
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:58,050
Then let's getthis diagnosed and
treated,so the two of youcan move on...
434
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,160
if you'd let medo the exam now.
435
00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:07,430
The tests showedthat it's not a
urinary tract infectionor syphilis.
436
00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:09,200
Why'd you test for syphilis?
437
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,570
I retired my player's
jerseywhen I met rachel.
438
00:22:11,570 --> 00:22:19,010
Although the wild storiesabout mutual fund software
entrepreneursare everything you've heard and then some.
439
00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:20,990
Wait.
440
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:25,220
You thought my wifewas cheating
on me right before our wedding?
441
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,540
Not necessarily.
442
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,820
But given your restrictions,that's
all I could test for.
443
00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:30,550
She was on a threeweekphoto shoot.
444
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,900
She flew in for the wedding.
445
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,860
So we haven't been intimatefor a month.
446
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:35,860
I certainly didn't
meanto cast aspersions.
447
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:37,610
If you let me conducta quick exam ...
448
00:22:37,610 --> 00:22:41,180
so far your medical
huncheshaven't been that...
449
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,460
"hunchy.
450
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:43,840
" So what are yougonna check for now?
451
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,300
Epididymitisor testicular orchitis.
452
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,490
Uh,neither of thosesounds any good.
453
00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:50,780
I don't name them.I just treat them.
454
00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:53,400
Uh,hey,for the record...
455
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,350
I don't have a problemwith
you being a woman.
456
00:22:55,350 --> 00:22:56,290
Good.
457
00:22:56,290 --> 00:22:57,400
Neither do I.
458
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,880
My problem is you'rean assistant.
459
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:04,860
Mr.Ryder,if you wouldworry less about
my title and focus moreon what I can do,
460
00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:08,350
hopefully I can get you
backon your honeymoon.
461
00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:10,840
Now...
462
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,000
drop 'em.
463
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,490
Yeah,just fax it.That's cool.
464
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:28,800
Mrs.Kinglsey,we need to talk.
465
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,220
Of course we do.
466
00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:32,810
And you can call ita
consultation and charge us for it.
467
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,270
No,no,no.This isn't about the money.
468
00:23:34,270 --> 00:23:36,170
Evan,they can pay what
theywant,when they want.
469
00:23:36,170 --> 00:23:38,330
That's actually exactly what
iwas about to tell mrs.Kinglsey.
470
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:41,280
But in exchange,I expect
thatsurvey to be filled out,okay?
471
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,630
Optional commentsection included.
472
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,360
I'll see you at home.
473
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:52,580
So you've finally realizedyou bit off more than
you can chewwith my loving,stubbornashell husband.
474
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:55,560
No,I realize that youand I want the
same thing and we can help each other.
475
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,400
And how's that?
476
00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:01,130
By convincing zackthat he needs to be your
husband first and your illustrator second.
477
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,300
Zack?
478
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,630
He locked it again.
479
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,930
He gets like this beforeevery deadline.
480
00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:14,710
Zack,open up,buddy.
481
00:24:14,770 --> 00:24:16,940
Even I don't get a key.
482
00:24:17,930 --> 00:24:20,750
The good news is the kitchenand the
bathrooms are all on this sideof the door,
483
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,280
so eventually he hasto come out.
484
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,880
Zack!Zack!
485
00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:29,090
Open the door,zack!
486
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,500
What's happening?
487
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,600
It's calleda flash pulmonary edema.
488
00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:42,430
This fluid's comingfrom his lungs.
489
00:24:42,530 --> 00:24:44,480
Uh,grab that bag,please.
490
00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:50,490
Oh,please.
491
00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:54,100
Don't leave me,sweetie.
492
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,450
Please.
493
00:24:56,610 --> 00:24:58,250
I need you.
494
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,600
It's gonna be okay.
495
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,580
Stay with me,zack.
496
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:12,910
Please.Please.Please.
497
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:20,000
Just stay calm and breathe,zack.
498
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,790
This is a bipap machine.
499
00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:23,390
There's fluidbacked up into your lungs.
500
00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:27,030
The bipap will helpyour oxygenation
and improve the functionof your heart.
501
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:29,360
Julie,come here.Can you hold him?
502
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,920
Keep him sitting upwhile
the machine does its work.
503
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,680
You'll feel better soon.
504
00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:37,860
I have you,zack.
505
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,800
I have you.
506
00:25:42,570 --> 00:25:44,550
I'm not putting a gown on.
507
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,920
You wanted a look.I gave you a look.
508
00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:51,200
I eliminated epididymitisand orchitis,but
I did see a mildulceration down there.
509
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:55,580
In order to diagnose it,I'll
need to examine your pulse,
510
00:25:55,610 --> 00:25:58,230
your temperature,your nose,your ears.
511
00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:00,320
I told you where it hurts.
512
00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:02,610
You're not even lookingon the right end.
513
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,860
This is partof the diagnostic process.
514
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:09,420
I need to doa full examination and get a
scrapingfrom the ulcer to put under a microscope.
515
00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:13,310
The software I inventedsold millions
because it gives peoplean answer.
516
00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:17,150
No offense,I just think a doctor would have
given me one by nowor at least had a theory.
517
00:26:17,150 --> 00:26:18,950
It could beany number of things.
518
00:26:18,950 --> 00:26:22,020
It would be irresponsibleto
speculate out loud at this point.
519
00:26:22,090 --> 00:26:24,060
"Any number of things"?
520
00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:27,600
Like what?Please,be irresponsible.
521
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:32,150
Granuloma
inguinale,chancroid,balanitis,fungal infection,
522
00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:38,510
psychosomatic dermatitis,herpes
zoster,tuberculosis,hpv,squamous cell carcinoma.
523
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:39,870
Carcinoma?
524
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,380
On my honeymoon?
525
00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:45,450
On my that?
526
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,040
Oh,god.
527
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,300
I knew somethinghad to happen.
528
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,210
Good.So those are zack's options.
529
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:58,980
Yep.Do it my way,the right
way,or it's back to heritage.
530
00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:01,030
It sounds likea nolose situation for me.
531
00:27:01,030 --> 00:27:04,990
Either way,I get to
keepyou alive,zoomer.
532
00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:07,670
All right,fluid's
dissipated.How do you feel?
533
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,260
Lucky,I guess.And cold.
534
00:27:10,390 --> 00:27:12,970
I'll go get your tea.
535
00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:15,250
All right,you ready for the blockers?
536
00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:17,110
Actually,first I'd like to
finish rhetorical question.
537
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:21,400
Before you do anything else,I need to give
youthe medication that'll keep you alive.
538
00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:24,510
Look,the good news isthe iv catheter's
already in,so I just haveto switch bags.
539
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:27,640
And the bad newsis now I'll be lame.
540
00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:29,470
Kids hate lame,hank.
541
00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:31,580
So you'd let your courseof
treatment be dictated
542
00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:34,300
by peoplewho are threefeet
tall and eat paste for fun?
543
00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:36,270
Why not?They dictatethe
course of my career.
544
00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:37,870
Don't give up on me.
545
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,340
Get your health back,then you
can work ongetting your mojo back.
546
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,860
Hey,maybe you could puta little
doctor character in one of your books.
547
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,750
Hey,do I tell youhow
to practice medicine?
548
00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:49,110
Actually,that's exactlywhat
you've been doing.
549
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,940
Yeah.
550
00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:53,970
Yeah.
551
00:27:54,650 --> 00:27:56,540
I'm just sayingI never heard of the job.
552
00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:58,940
So how could I knowif a socalled P.A.
553
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,270
Knows a kidney stonefrom a kidney bean?
554
00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:05,180
Because she works for me,and we ask that
question on the hankmedjob application.
555
00:28:05,710 --> 00:28:07,140
You're the doctor?
556
00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:10,020
Great.Glad to finallyhave you involved.
557
00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:13,930
I've been involved.Divya's kept
me informedevery step of the way.
558
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:19,100
Mr.Ryder,I am happyto check you out,but
you were in great hands before I got here.
559
00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:21,020
How far along were you?
560
00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,300
He wouldn't let me give hima full exam.
561
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:24,350
I gave her a peek.
562
00:28:24,390 --> 00:28:26,000
I thought he didn'thave allergies.
563
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,820
I don'T.I didn'T.
564
00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:34,730
Minor lesionsin the nasal membrane.
565
00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:37,120
In combination withthe other ulceration.
566
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,900
I've seen this overseas.
567
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,700
I don't go overseas.
568
00:28:43,450 --> 00:28:45,180
Were you inthe greenhouse much?
569
00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:46,370
Only for the wedding.
570
00:28:46,430 --> 00:28:49,420
Did you spendany additional time there?
571
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,580
Not in your tuxedo perhaps?
572
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,990
Well...
573
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,570
yes.
574
00:28:56,690 --> 00:29:02,270
Rachel came to my doorthe morning of the wedding and
made me go skinnydippingwith her through the trees.
575
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,150
I told her it wasbad
luck to see each other,
576
00:29:04,270 --> 00:29:07,510
but she can be very
persuasivewhen she's naked.
577
00:29:07,570 --> 00:29:11,330
I'm sure.I think when you
broughtthe tropics to you,
578
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,620
you may have gottenmore
than you bargained for.
579
00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:23,440
- Divya,I'm gonna needa microscope and
- a giemsa stain.
580
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,490
I think you have a caseof leishmaniasis.
581
00:29:25,590 --> 00:29:28,400
It's caused by the biteof
tropical sand flies.
582
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:32,170
One of them probablyhitched
a ride to america on a tree.
583
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:37,080
Then bit youupstairs and downstairs
while you rompedand frolicked.
584
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:39,780
Luckily,it's treatable,and
you're gonna be okay.
585
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:41,340
Thank god.
586
00:29:41,510 --> 00:29:44,610
I'll go tell my wifeshe still has
a honeymoon to look forward to.
587
00:30:17,070 --> 00:30:18,610
What are you doing here?
588
00:30:18,730 --> 00:30:20,910
My nephews are big fans.
589
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:23,730
They're over there waitingfor
the reading to start.
590
00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:28,620
Can I ask,do you does this
cutoutlook funny to you?
591
00:30:28,690 --> 00:30:30,330
They're children's bookcharacters.
592
00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:34,530
Yeah,but not "ha ha" funny,like off.
593
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,360
Looks likezoomer and jewel to me.
594
00:30:37,530 --> 00:30:39,570
Okay.
595
00:30:40,430 --> 00:30:43,200
Is that super stan weisman,the
cardiologistfrom manhattan?
596
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,080
What's he doing here?
597
00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:49,490
Dr.Weisman has a housein
the hamptons,and he has kids.
598
00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:52,110
Oh,yeah.No,that makes sense.
599
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:57,480
And I recruited himto work at hamptons
heritage two days a weekevery summer.
600
00:30:57,610 --> 00:30:59,650
That's quite a coup.
601
00:30:59,850 --> 00:31:02,880
I guess sometimesus
little people want it more.
602
00:31:02,890 --> 00:31:05,220
Okay,I see whatyou're doing there.
603
00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,820
Look,I shouldhave spoken to you
before agreeingto treat zack.
604
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,410
I owed you that,and I am sorry.
605
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:13,000
Yeah,well,he was leaving anyway.
606
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:17,320
So apology acceptedand we're good?
607
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,250
I don't thinkit's that simple.
608
00:31:20,350 --> 00:31:21,330
What do you mean?
609
00:31:21,330 --> 00:31:23,870
This is exactly what
happenedwith me and charlie.
610
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,890
- Charlie.
- Yeah.Charlie,my ex.
611
00:31:26,930 --> 00:31:28,710
You know,once itstopped
working personally,
612
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,760
we thought we could stillmake
it work professionally,
613
00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:35,370
but it turns out it's
reallyan allornothing deal.
614
00:31:35,490 --> 00:31:38,420
Anything in betweenis just too hard.
615
00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:40,800
So what are you saying?
616
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:47,260
I want nothing morethan to see
you,hank,but I don't thinkI know how.
617
00:31:47,510 --> 00:31:50,710
I guess nothing's fair game.
618
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:54,400
It's the only waythat I
can move on.I'mI'm sorry.
619
00:32:01,510 --> 00:32:02,290
Hello.
620
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,560
Hank,come quick.Zack collapsed.
621
00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:06,960
He collapsed?
622
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,970
The cutout.
623
00:32:08,990 --> 00:32:09,870
Jewel's all yellow.
624
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,400
What?What does that mean?
625
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,590
It means that zackis
toxic.I'm on my way.
626
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,210
Stand back,ma'am.We've got it.
627
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:27,480
We were on our way,and he
just bp's droppedto 60 over 30.
628
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:29,020
Heart rate 150 per minute.
629
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,330
I've got a line injust in case.
630
00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:31,380
Stop.I'm his doctor.
631
00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:33,820
He's afib with R.V.R.He
needs to be defibbed now.
632
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,350
Yeah,that could kill him.He
has digitalis toxicity.
633
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,730
What does that all mean?
634
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,730
Julie,the teahe always drinks.Do
you have the box somewhere?
635
00:32:39,810 --> 00:32:41,430
There is no box.It's herbal.
636
00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:43,270
He grows it himselfin our garden.
637
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:47,560
I'm betting that teawas foxglove.It grows wild
hereand it makes the digoxin,which slows downthe heart.
638
00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:48,620
He was selfmedicating.
639
00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:51,070
Look,state protocol mandates that
we stickto standard treatment.
640
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,400
Yeah,well,we don't have time.I'll
take full responsibility.
641
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,490
That's not my call,doc.It's hers.
642
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,890
Julie,did you seethe cutouts he painted?
643
00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,630
- No.
- Okay.
644
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,080
They showed signsthat
his vision had yellowed.
645
00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:03,300
That happens withexcessive digitalis.
646
00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:05,840
Look,I'm on your side,julie.
647
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:09,340
Hank is his doctor.
648
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,600
Okay,get my bag,please.
649
00:33:11,710 --> 00:33:13,680
I need youto flatten him out.
650
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:17,310
Clear.
651
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,990
With digitalis toxicity,you
push lidocaine,100 milligrams.
652
00:33:31,070 --> 00:33:32,630
Herbal teacan really do this?
653
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,430
The kind zack drinks can.It's powerful.
654
00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:37,160
So with his heart
condition,overdosing is easy.
655
00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:38,430
Heart's still racingat 150.
656
00:33:38,570 --> 00:33:40,860
- Are you sure?
- Yes,it'll drop.
657
00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:42,830
Heart rate's really dropping.
658
00:33:42,910 --> 00:33:43,650
Too low,it's in the 30s.
659
00:33:43,810 --> 00:33:44,980
He could flatline.
660
00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:46,670
- How's his pressure?
- 100 over 50.
661
00:33:46,670 --> 00:33:50,640
Set upthe external pacemaker just in case his
pressuredrops too low before this kicks in.
662
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:05,260
Welcome back,buddy.
663
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,780
He's gonna be okay.
664
00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:15,610
So we'll give youiv pentavalent
antimony with allopurinol.
665
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:18,630
And I'll cut backon my naked
frolicking in the elements too.
666
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:21,510
You'll be all betterby month's end.
667
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,380
This survey evan gave me.Two questions.
668
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:26,620
Can I rate youhigher than a ten?
669
00:34:26,730 --> 00:34:33,130
And for "condition treated" it doesn't
seemto have a box for flies inside my fly.
670
00:34:33,310 --> 00:34:34,780
Just check "other".
671
00:34:34,890 --> 00:34:36,880
Check.
672
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,610
I owe you a thanksand an apology.
673
00:34:39,670 --> 00:34:41,170
I was uncooperative.
674
00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:43,630
I put too much valueon
perception sometimes.
675
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:49,230
But sometimes the best stocks
are the gemsnobody's heard of yet.
676
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,760
Hi,baby.
677
00:34:52,310 --> 00:34:54,170
How's my super fly guy?
678
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,510
The P.A.ThinksI'll be better by?
679
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:59,130
Oh,right here.
680
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,990
Oh,well,that's duringmy
trinidad photo shoot.
681
00:35:03,090 --> 00:35:08,050
What would you thinkif I met you in
trinidad and we flewto the real amazon?
682
00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:09,850
You'd really getin an airplane for me?
683
00:35:09,910 --> 00:35:11,610
With enough sedation,sure.
684
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,500
Look,if something this
weirdcan happen in the hamptons,
685
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:15,760
what am I so afraid of,huh?
686
00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:17,810
Oh,baby.
687
00:35:17,970 --> 00:35:19,460
Oh,my big,strong man.
688
00:35:19,590 --> 00:35:22,210
Oh,my gosh,I just love you
so much,my little rock star.
689
00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:24,520
Eskimo kisses.
690
00:35:24,670 --> 00:35:26,890
Okay,bye.Bye.
691
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,240
"Watching the sunsetalways
made zoomer "a little sad,
692
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:45,390
"because that meant bedtime
and all the day's funwas done.
693
00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:47,690
" "But every nightwhen
the lights went off,
694
00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:54,230
"jewel whispered to
him,'tomorrow isa brandnew day.
695
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,960
'" "And it was.
696
00:36:12,010 --> 00:36:13,540
" Well,they thinkyou still got it.
697
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:17,270
Oh,well,some daysI have the
mo,some days I have the jo.
698
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:19,320
And some days,I even put them together.
699
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,760
That sounds like progress.
700
00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:25,280
Nothing will make youstop bitching about
your life like gettinga second chance at it.
701
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,270
And look,as I said,if
you want to find out
702
00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:29,280
if you're a candidatefor
either of those surgeries
703
00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:31,420
the longterm.
704
00:36:31,570 --> 00:36:36,460
Did you know hamptons heritagehappens to have
the premier cardiologiston the east coast?
705
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,160
That's surprising to hear.
706
00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:39,950
And his kidslove your books.
707
00:36:39,970 --> 00:36:42,030
That's notso surprising to hear.
708
00:36:42,110 --> 00:36:43,670
As you requested.
709
00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:44,560
Thank you.
710
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,710
Though it doesn't
seemlike payment enough.
711
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:50,130
And as your cfo requested.
712
00:36:50,230 --> 00:36:53,060
Oh,he'll be pleasedby your feedback.
713
00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:03,660
Can we please get started?I
have someplaceI need to be.
714
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:04,710
Where?
715
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:06,460
I'm still working on
that.Anywhere but here.
716
00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:08,340
Yeah,no,I'm waiting for divya,man.
717
00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:10,000
Does she know you'regiving
your presentation?
718
00:37:10,050 --> 00:37:13,130
Yeah,if she checksher text messages,or
her emails,or her voicemails.
719
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:16,340
- You should startwithout her.
- I'm not just
720
00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,590
you know what?Okay,I will.
721
00:37:18,590 --> 00:37:21,320
It's her loss,which means
it's youand me,henry.
722
00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:23,690
- You and me,you ready?
- I'm ready.
723
00:37:23,690 --> 00:37:25,670
You ready for this?
724
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,980
Welcome to advancedevanomics.
725
00:37:30,130 --> 00:37:32,490
So See?
726
00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:35,320
I'm not starting it
overfor her,by the way.
727
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,610
I don't give a tinker's
cusswhat her excuse is either.
728
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,200
Hey,doc.
729
00:37:39,330 --> 00:37:40,440
They are...
730
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,140
- Back.I hate to bother you,but my wife
- come to the cabinet.
731
00:37:43,310 --> 00:37:44,570
Thank you.
732
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,330
- Morning,mr.Lawson.
- Morning,stu.
733
00:37:48,610 --> 00:37:50,400
Viscous lidocaine.
734
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,200
It'll feel oddfor about two seconds,but
it's betterthan hiccups for two days.
735
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:55,760
I really appreciate this.
736
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,080
Stu,do you happento take
meds for allergiesor asthma?
737
00:37:59,170 --> 00:38:01,770
I have a prescriptionfor my hay fever.
738
00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:06,780
Well,if it'scorticosteroids,they sometimeshave
the side effect of persistent hiccupping.
739
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,310
Try these instead.
740
00:38:09,390 --> 00:38:11,550
Hey,if you ever needany free A.V.Help
741
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,690
will do,but I leave the
bellsand whistles to my brother.
742
00:38:15,070 --> 00:38:16,920
Thanks,doc.Take it easy.
743
00:38:17,050 --> 00:38:18,540
See you,stu.
744
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:21,210
So anyone else dropping by?
745
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:25,900
Some huddled masses?Maybe fagan's
gangof street urchins perhaps?
746
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:29,750
Ha,we'll resumethe evanomics lesson
later,but so far utterly engrossing.
747
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,460
Riveting.Some of your best work.
748
00:38:31,490 --> 00:38:33,480
Henry.Henry!
749
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:35,110
Tala!
750
00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:37,630
I can't believe this.
751
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:41,100
I cannot believe this.
752
00:38:47,430 --> 00:38:49,920
Divya katdare.
753
00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:56,520
Well,we should We should
754
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,090
We should reschedule.
755
00:38:59,810 --> 00:39:04,950
No,no,we sh
756
00:39:07,110 --> 00:39:08,970
Yeah.
757
00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:24,210
You got my message.
758
00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:25,800
I did.
759
00:39:25,870 --> 00:39:27,830
I thought I'd respondto it in person.
760
00:39:28,930 --> 00:39:30,720
You got my gift.
761
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:34,080
Yeah,zoomer and jewel
go to the hamptons.
762
00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:36,000
First edition.
763
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:38,030
Signed to you.
764
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,400
You know,if that's fair game.
765
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:50,430
Look,I'mI'm sorryabout everything.
766
00:39:56,020 --> 00:40:04,180
You know,hank,sending me cute little
gifts really isn't gonna help memove on.
767
00:40:07,370 --> 00:40:10,410
Well what aboutadorable little gifts?
768
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,320
Even worse.
769
00:40:40,490 --> 00:40:45,940
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