2 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,278 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 3 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:32,115 {\pos(97,275)}(ORCHESTRA MUSIC BLARING) 4 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:36,077 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 5 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,537 {\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS) 6 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,540 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 7 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,852 {\pos(97,275)}(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 8 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:23,916 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 9 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,003 {\pos(97,275)}(COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 10 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,347 {\pos(97,275)}WOMAN: Excuse me, sir, is there a commode? 11 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,519 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 12 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,983 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) Justin! 13 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:52,153 {\pos(97,275)}Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand. 14 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,033 {\pos(97,275)}(CAMERA CLICKING) 15 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,456 {\pos(97,275)}Justin, you get back here right now! 16 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:04,874 {\pos(97,275)}No, stop! 17 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,376 {\pos(97,275)}No, no! Stop him! Go back! Don't climb! 18 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,837 {\pos(97,275)}(IMITATING AIRPLANE WHOOSHING) 19 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,174 {\pos(97,275)}Wait, wait. 20 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,343 {\pos(97,275)}Hold on. Easy, little boy. 21 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,971 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No! 22 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,181 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 23 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,226 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! Oh! There he goes. 24 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,393 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 25 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:35,905 {\pos(97,275)}Justin! 26 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,374 {\pos(97,275)}I've got him! I've got him! 27 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,708 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) 28 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,254 {\pos(97,275)}(AIR ESCAPING) 29 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,762 {\pos(97,275)}Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered 30 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,640 {\pos(97,275)}that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen 31 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,560 {\pos(97,275)}and replaced by a giant inflatable replica. 32 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,813 {\pos(97,275)}There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens 33 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,941 {\pos(97,275)}try to protect their beloved landmarks. 34 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,027 {\pos(97,275)}Law enforcement still has no leads, 35 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,530 {\pos(97,275)}leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains 36 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,116 {\pos(97,275)}is responsible for this heinous crime? 37 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,243 {\pos(97,275)}And where will he strike next? 38 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:31,836 {\pos(97,275)}(CRYING) 39 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,586 {\pos(97,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 40 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,714 {\pos(97,275)}It's about time that I get my way 41 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,383 {\pos(97,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see 42 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,720 {\pos(97,275)}Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! (LAUGHING) 43 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,931 {\pos(97,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 44 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:28,059 {\pos(97,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay 45 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:30,770 {\pos(97,275)}Watch, this is so fun to see 46 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,481 {\pos(97,275)}Despicable me 47 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,508 {\pos(97,275)}FRED: Morning, Gru! 48 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,927 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) How you doing? 49 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,054 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, Fred. 50 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,015 {\pos(97,275)}FYI, your dog has been leaving 51 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,184 {\pos(97,275)}little bombs all over my yard, 52 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,602 {\pos(97,275)}and I don't appreciate it. 53 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:14,313 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) Sorry. You know dogs. 54 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,065 {\pos(97,275)}They go wherever they want to go. 55 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,900 {\pos(97,275)}Unless they're dead. 56 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,777 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 57 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,612 {\pos(97,275)}I'm joking! 58 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,616 {\pos(97,275)}Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one. 59 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,161 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, okay. Uh... Yeah. 60 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:33,165 {\pos(97,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see 61 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,501 {\pos(97,275)}Despicable me (LOUD SNORING) 62 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,337 {\pos(97,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 63 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,090 {\pos(97,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay 64 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,096 {\pos(97,275)}Despicable me (CONTINUES SNORING) 65 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,101 {\pos(97,275)}(DOORBELL CHIMES) 66 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,521 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) You've got to be pulling on my leg! 67 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:00,943 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Hello! 68 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,446 {\pos(97,275)}Cookies for sale. 69 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,783 {\pos(97,275)}Go away. I'm not home. 70 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,619 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, you are. I heard you. 71 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,498 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) No, you didn't. This 72 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,542 {\pos(97,275)}is a recording. 73 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,711 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: No, it isn't. Yes, it is. 74 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:23,507 {\pos(97,275)}Watch this. Leave a message, beep. 75 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,801 {\pos(97,275)}(GRU SHOUTS IN PAIN) 76 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,096 {\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, recorded message. 77 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,015 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Agnes, come on. 78 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,518 {\pos(97,275)}Huh? 79 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,192 {\pos(97,275)}(SNAPS) 80 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,777 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS) Kyle! 81 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,864 {\pos(97,275)}Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin. 82 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,115 {\pos(97,275)}Gru! 83 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,701 {\pos(97,275)}Ah, Dr. Nefario. 84 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,453 {\pos(97,275)}I know how you must be feeling. 85 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:55,998 {\pos(97,275)}I, too, have encountered great disappointment, 86 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,503 {\pos(97,275)}but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats. 87 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,630 {\pos(97,275)}What? What happened? 88 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,131 {\pos(97,275)}It's all over the news! 89 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,258 {\pos(97,275)}Some fella just stole a pyramid. 90 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:09,595 {\pos(97,275)}They're saying he makes all other villains look 91 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,889 {\pos(97,275)}lame. 92 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,310 {\pos(97,275)}Assemble the minions! 93 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,453 {\pos(97,275)}(YELPS) 94 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,882 {\pos(97,275)}(COUNTING) 95 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,759 {\pos(97,275)}Minions, assemble! 96 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,262 {\pos(97,275)}Okay. Okay. 97 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,348 {\pos(97,275)}Throo... 98 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,058 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS IN PAIN) 99 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,436 {\pos(97,275)}Hey! 100 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,313 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 101 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,150 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 102 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,738 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) 103 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,202 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 104 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,999 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 105 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,770 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 106 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:49,528 {\pos(97,275)}Looking good, Kevin! How is the family? Good? 107 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:50,863 {\pos(97,275)}All right. 108 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,949 {\pos(97,275)}That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry? 109 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,994 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, everybody! 110 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,954 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah, all right! 111 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,373 {\pos(97,275)}Simmer down. Simmer down! 112 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,375 {\pos(97,275)}Thank you, okay. 113 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,337 {\pos(97,275)}Now, I realize that you guys probably heard 114 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,214 {\pos(97,275)}about this other villain who stole the pyramids. 115 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,592 {\pos(97,275)}Apparently, it's a big deal. 116 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:15,095 {\pos(97,275)}People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. 117 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:19,350 {\pos(97,275)}But am I upset? No, I am not! 118 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,269 {\pos(97,275)}A little, 119 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:26,315 {\pos(97,275)}but we have had a pretty good year ourselves, 120 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,234 {\pos(97,275)}and you guys are all right in my book. 121 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,319 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 122 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,654 {\pos(97,275)}No, no raises! 123 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,907 {\pos(97,275)}You're not going to get any raises. 124 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,409 {\pos(97,275)}What did we do? 125 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:43,499 {\pos(97,275)}Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! 126 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,209 {\pos(97,275)}Nice! (ALL CHEERING) 127 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,794 {\pos(97,275)}Huh? 128 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,921 {\pos(97,275)}That's how I roll. 129 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:53,008 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh? 130 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,219 {\pos(97,275)}But that's not all. 131 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,597 {\pos(97,275)}We stole the Statue of Liberty, 132 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,265 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 133 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,685 {\pos(97,275)}The small one from Las Vegas. 134 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,770 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY) 135 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,857 {\pos(97,275)}And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas. 136 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,735 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet, 137 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:16,532 {\pos(97,275)}but I have been working on something very big! 138 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:21,787 {\pos(97,275)}Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water! 139 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,709 {\pos(97,275)}And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr. Nefario... 140 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,127 {\pos(97,275)}Thank you! 141 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,920 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Oh, there he is. 142 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,505 {\pos(97,275)}He's styling. 143 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,467 {\pos(97,275)}Now, we have located a shrink ray 144 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:40,180 {\pos(97,275)}in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, 145 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,642 {\pos(97,275)}we will have the capability 146 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:47,730 {\pos(97,275)}to pull off the true crime of the century. 147 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,899 {\pos(97,275)}We are going to steal... 148 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:57,865 {\pos(97,275)}Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet. 149 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,034 {\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS EXCLAIMING) 150 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,244 {\pos(97,275)}Hey. 151 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,455 {\pos(97,275)}Dave, listen up, please. 152 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,504 {\pos(97,275)}Next, we are going to steal, 153 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,923 {\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY) pause for effect, 154 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,676 {\pos(97,275)}the moon! 155 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,053 {\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS CHEERING) 156 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:22,973 {\pos(97,275)}And once the moon is mine, 157 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:27,770 {\pos(97,275)}the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! 158 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:33,192 {\pos(97,275)}And I will be the greatest villain of all time! 159 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,698 {\pos(97,275)}That's what I'm talking about. 160 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,575 {\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 161 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,077 {\pos(97,275)}Yes? 162 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,955 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, Gru? I've been crunching some numbers, 163 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,209 {\pos(97,275)}and I really don't see how we can afford this. 164 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,128 {\pos(97,275)}It can't be done. I'm not a miracle worker. 165 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,172 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, chillax. 166 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,926 {\pos(97,275)}I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me! 167 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,483 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 168 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,276 {\pos(97,275)}Edith, stop it! 169 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,487 {\pos(97,275)}What? I'm just walking. 170 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,704 {\pos(97,275)}(KEYS CLACKING) 171 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,377 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back. 172 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,756 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, girls! 173 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,676 {\pos(97,275)}Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? 174 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,637 {\pos(97,275)}Mmm. Let me think. 175 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,180 {\pos(97,275)}No! 176 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,520 {\pos(97,275)}Edith! What did you put on my desk? 177 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,564 {\pos(97,275)}A mud pie. 178 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:58,235 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) You're never gonna get adopted, Edith. You know that, don't you? 179 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,778 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah, I know. 180 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:00,863 {\pos(97,275)}Good. 181 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:04,324 {\pos(97,275)}So, how did it go, girls? Did we meet our quotas? 182 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,451 {\pos(97,275)}Sort of. 183 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:10,789 {\pos(97,275)}We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties. 184 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,877 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) Okay. 185 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:19,131 {\pos(97,275)}Well, you say that like it's a great sale day. 186 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,383 {\pos(97,275)}Look at my face! 187 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,720 {\pos(97,275)}Do you still think it's a great sale day? 188 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,639 {\pos(97,275)}Eighteen coco-nutties. 189 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:32,728 {\pos(97,275)}I think we can do a little better than that, don't you? 190 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,605 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah. 191 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:39,067 {\pos(97,275)}We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No. 192 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,652 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: No, Miss Hattie. 193 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:44,448 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine. 194 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,743 {\pos(97,275)}Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. 195 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,994 {\pos(97,275)}Hi, guys. 196 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:53,874 {\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 197 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,169 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but... 198 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,797 {\pos(97,275)}I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. 199 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,258 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHING) That was you, wasn't it? 200 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:07,763 {\pos(97,275)}Or was it a villain who's actually successful? (LAUGHING) 201 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,016 {\pos(97,275)}Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something 202 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,894 {\pos(97,275)}that's very, very big, very important. 203 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,022 {\pos(97,275)}When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud. 204 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,482 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) 205 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,777 {\pos(97,275)}Good luck with that. Okay, I'm out of here. 206 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,947 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 207 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,657 {\pos(97,275)}(BREATHES DEEPLY) 208 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,180 {\pos(97,275)}Gru to see Mr. Perkins. 209 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,683 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, please have a seat. 210 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,072 {\pos(97,275)}NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one small step for man, 211 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,326 {\pos(97,275)}one giant leap for mankind. 212 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,204 {\pos(97,275)}Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon. 213 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,166 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) I'm afraid you're too late, Son. 214 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,918 {\pos(97,275)}NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore. 215 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,720 {\pos(97,275)}Hey. 216 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:23,356 {\pos(97,275)}I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector. 217 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,446 {\pos(97,275)}It's a mathematical term, 218 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:34,034 {\pos(97,275)}a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude. 219 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,040 {\pos(97,275)}Vector! That's me, 220 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:45,378 {\pos(97,275)}'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. 221 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,130 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! 222 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,842 {\pos(97,275)}Check out my new weapon. 223 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,178 {\pos(97,275)}Piranha gun! Oh, yes! 224 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,388 {\pos(97,275)}Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? 225 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,057 {\pos(97,275)}No, you haven't. I invented it. 226 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,309 {\pos(97,275)}Do you want a demonstration? 227 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,354 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Shoot! So difficult, sometimes, 228 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,523 {\pos(97,275)}to get the piranha back inside of my... (EXCLAIMS) 229 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,109 {\pos(97,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now. 230 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,277 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: So, all I need 231 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,364 {\pos(97,275)}is money from the bank to build a rocket. 232 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,450 {\pos(97,275)}And then, the moon is ours. Wow! 233 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,203 {\pos(97,275)}Well, very nice presentation. 234 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,539 {\pos(97,275)}I'd like to see this shrink ray. 235 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,333 {\pos(97,275)}Absolutely! Will do. 236 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,793 {\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY) Soon as I have it. 237 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,796 {\pos(97,275)}You don't have it? 238 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,383 {\pos(97,275)}And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? 239 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,136 {\pos(97,275)}Apparently. 240 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:38,557 {\pos(97,275)}Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? 241 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:44,229 {\pos(97,275)}With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. 242 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,900 {\pos(97,275)}How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you. 243 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,987 {\pos(97,275)}If we don't start getting our money back... 244 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,490 {\pos(97,275)}Get the picture? 245 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,495 {\pos(97,275)}Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there, 246 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,623 {\pos(97,275)}younger than you, hungrier than you, 247 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,750 {\pos(97,275)}younger than you. 248 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,086 {\pos(97,275)}Like that young fellow out there named Vector. 249 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,838 {\pos(97,275)}He just stole a pyramid! 250 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,428 {\pos(97,275)}I've got it. I've got it. 251 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,432 {\pos(97,275)}Um... So, as far as getting money for the rocket... 252 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,518 {\pos(97,275)}Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk. 253 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,700 {\pos(97,275)}(YELPING) 254 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,907 {\pos(97,275)}(MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 255 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,421 {\pos(97,275)}(HIGH-PITCHED TRUMPETING) 256 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,382 {\pos(97,275)}(RUMBLING) 257 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,434 {\pos(97,275)}(INAUDIBLE) 258 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,690 {\pos(97,275)}(SHOUTING DESPERATELY) 259 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,192 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHS) Suckers! 260 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,652 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 261 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,949 {\pos(97,275)}Suckers! 262 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,826 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 263 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,165 {\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! We got it! 264 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,131 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) (METAL SIZZLING) 265 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,340 {\pos(97,275)}What? 266 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,218 {\pos(97,275)}Hey! Hey! What! Hey! 267 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:22,971 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 268 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,684 {\pos(97,275)}You! 269 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,227 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 270 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,399 {\pos(97,275)}Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! 271 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,318 {\pos(97,275)}So long, Gru! 272 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,944 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 273 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,654 {\pos(97,275)}Quick! We can't let him get away! 274 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,822 {\pos(97,275)}(WHOOPING) 275 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,831 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Up ahead! Up ahead! 276 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,292 {\pos(97,275)}Fire! Fire, now! 277 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,169 {\pos(97,275)}(MACHINE GUN FIRING) (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 278 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,344 {\pos(97,275)}Oops, you missed me! 279 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,471 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Come to papa! 280 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,027 {\pos(97,275)}Take that. 281 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,365 {\pos(97,275)}How adorable. (CHUCKLES) 282 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,492 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Got you in our sights! 283 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,495 {\pos(97,275)}Like taking candy from a... 284 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,579 {\pos(97,275)}What? 285 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,707 {\pos(97,275)}Ha! Hey, Gru! 286 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,919 {\pos(97,275)}Try this on for size! 287 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,090 {\pos(97,275)}That's weird. What is going... 288 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,095 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREECHES) 289 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,055 {\pos(97,275)}This is claustrophobic! 290 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,849 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 291 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,227 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 292 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,729 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 293 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,108 {\pos(97,275)}Too small! This is too small for me! 294 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,776 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAM) 295 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,155 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 296 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,241 {\pos(97,275)}I hate that guy! 297 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,041 {\pos(97,275)}...and please watch over us, 298 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,085 {\pos(97,275)}and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep. 299 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,670 {\pos(97,275)}And bless that while we're sleeping, 300 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,172 {\pos(97,275)}no bugs will crawl into our ears 301 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,591 {\pos(97,275)}and lay eggs in our brains. 302 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,553 {\pos(97,275)}Great. Thanks for that image, Edith. 303 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,931 {\pos(97,275)}And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, 304 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,934 {\pos(97,275)}and that the mommy and daddy will be nice 305 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,936 {\pos(97,275)}and have a pet unicorn. 306 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,563 {\pos(97,275)}Amen. 307 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,440 {\pos(97,275)}Amen. Amen. 308 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:46,531 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them 309 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:50,368 {\pos(97,275)}Uni, uni, unicorns I love them 310 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,080 {\pos(97,275)}Uni, unicorns, I could pet one 311 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,541 {\pos(97,275)}If they were really real (SIGHS) 312 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,709 {\pos(97,275)}And they are 313 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,378 {\pos(97,275)}So, I bought one so I could pet it 314 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,673 {\pos(97,275)}Now it loves me Now I love it 315 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,758 {\pos(97,275)}La, la, la, la, la 316 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,669 {\pos(97,275)}(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY) 317 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,013 {\pos(97,275)}(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS) 318 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,106 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 319 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:05,527 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) 320 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:08,988 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 321 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,454 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) 322 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,835 {\pos(97,275)}Don't you... (EXCLAIMS) What the... 323 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,351 {\pos(97,275)}(MOANING) 324 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,488 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 325 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,534 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, good luck, little girls! 326 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,916 {\pos(97,275)}Whoa! Cool. 327 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:07,046 {\pos(97,275)}Hi! We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls. 328 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,090 {\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: I don't care. Beat it! Come on! 329 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,427 {\pos(97,275)}We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future. 330 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,346 {\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: Ooh! Wait, wait! Do you have coco-nutties? Yeah. 331 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,620 {\pos(97,275)}Light bulb. 332 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,042 {\pos(97,275)}Dr. Nefario! Huh? 333 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,378 {\pos(97,275)}I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies! 334 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,422 {\pos(97,275)}What? Cookie robots! 335 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,924 {\pos(97,275)}Who is this? Oh, forget it. 336 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,053 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 337 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,351 {\pos(97,275)}Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, 338 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,644 {\pos(97,275)}Dr. Gru. 339 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,067 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! And I see you have made a list 340 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,904 {\pos(97,275)}of some of your personal achievements. 341 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,823 {\pos(97,275)}Thank you for that. I love reading. 342 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,534 {\pos(97,275)}(MUMBLING GIBBERISH) 343 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,042 {\pos(97,275)}And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor 344 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,252 {\pos(97,275)}and a knighthood. 345 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,131 {\pos(97,275)}Me, me, me. Me, me, me. 346 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,216 {\pos(97,275)}Kevin? 347 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,675 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH) 348 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,261 {\pos(97,275)}You had your own cooking show 349 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:41,307 {\pos(97,275)}and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds? 350 00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:43,101 {\pos(97,275)}It's not that impressive. 351 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,185 {\pos(97,275)}Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 352 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,269 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 353 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,562 {\pos(97,275)}Idiot! (CHUCKLES) 354 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,401 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 355 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,738 {\pos(97,275)}What in the name of... What? 356 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:56,823 {\pos(97,275)}(GRU CLEARS THROAT) 357 00:26:56,907 --> 00:27:00,118 {\pos(97,275)}Well, here's the dealio. 358 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:05,123 {\pos(97,275)}Things have been so lonely since my wife, 359 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,460 {\pos(97,275)}Debbie, passed on. 360 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,713 {\pos(97,275)}It's like my heart is a tooth, 361 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:18,219 {\pos(97,275)}and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children. 362 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,804 {\pos(97,275)}I'm sorry. 363 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,395 {\pos(97,275)}You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? 364 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,273 {\pos(97,275)}Do I look like I speak Spanish? 365 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:35,695 {\pos(97,275)}You have a face como un burro. 366 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,157 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 367 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:41,742 {\pos(97,275)}Well, thank you! (GIGGLES) 368 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:46,914 {\pos(97,275)}Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption? 369 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,583 {\pos(97,275)}So, so excited! 370 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,880 {\pos(97,275)}Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby. 371 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,673 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 372 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,634 {\pos(97,275)}I bet the mom is beautiful! 373 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,845 {\pos(97,275)}I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. 374 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,764 {\pos(97,275)}I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears. 375 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:07,018 {\pos(97,275)}I'm just saying it'd be nice. 376 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:11,355 {\pos(97,275)}Aw! My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. 377 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,982 {\pos(97,275)}That's a Cheeto. 378 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,108 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 379 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,780 {\pos(97,275)}Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman. 380 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,534 {\pos(97,275)}Who's Debbie? 381 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,453 {\pos(97,275)}Your wife. (DOOR OPENS) 382 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,038 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Hi, girls! 383 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,884 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru. 384 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,304 {\pos(97,275)}He's going to adopt you. 385 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,973 {\pos(97,275)}And he's a dentist! 386 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,644 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah! (CHUCKLING) 387 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,272 {\pos(97,275)}Um... 388 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:57,735 {\pos(97,275)}Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith. 389 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,112 {\pos(97,275)}And that's Agnes. 390 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,156 {\pos(97,275)}(SING-SONG) I got your leg, I got your leg! 391 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,326 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, that is enough, little girl. 392 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,745 {\pos(97,275)}Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it. Higher! 393 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,122 {\pos(97,275)}Higher! (LAUGHS) Just release your grip. Wow! 394 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:13,584 {\pos(97,275)}How do you remove them? Is there a command? 395 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,628 {\pos(97,275)}Some nonstick spray? 396 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,507 {\pos(97,275)}Crowbar? (SIGHS) 397 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:23,261 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls, let's go. 398 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:36,566 {\pos(97,275)}(CRYING) 399 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,905 {\pos(97,275)}(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING) 400 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,325 {\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: (GRUNTS) Ah-ha! 401 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,536 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! 402 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,915 {\pos(97,275)}Pretty impressive! 403 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,168 {\pos(97,275)}What are you looking at? 404 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,545 {\pos(97,275)}Boo-ya! 405 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,716 {\pos(97,275)}You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash! 406 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:03,384 {\pos(97,275)}Take that! 407 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,845 {\pos(97,275)}You done been shrunk! 408 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,054 {\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 409 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,347 {\pos(97,275)}Yello? 410 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,225 {\pos(97,275)}I got the shrink ray, all right. 411 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,895 {\pos(97,275)}No, I'm not playing with it. 412 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,356 {\pos(97,275)}Gru? (LAUGHING) 413 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,109 {\pos(97,275)}Don't make me laugh! No. 414 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:23,154 {\pos(97,275)}P.S., he is not getting the moon, 415 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:26,282 {\pos(97,275)}and P. P.S., by the time I'm done with him, 416 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,908 {\pos(97,275)}he's gonna be begging for mercy. 417 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,245 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, bye. 418 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:37,293 {\pos(97,275)}Aw! Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... 419 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:38,628 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS) 420 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:40,588 {\pos(97,275)}Curse you, tiny toilet! 421 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,303 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, here we are. 422 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,929 {\pos(97,275)}Home sweet home. 423 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,310 {\pos(97,275)}So, this is, like, your house? 424 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,395 {\pos(97,275)}Wait a sec... 425 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,231 {\pos(97,275)}You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 426 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,317 {\pos(97,275)}No, that was someone else. 427 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,165 {\pos(97,275)}Can I hold your hand? 428 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:17,958 {\pos(97,275)}Uh, no. 429 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,429 {\pos(97,275)}When we got adopted by a bald guy, 430 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:33,140 {\pos(97,275)}I thought this'd be more like Annie. 431 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,810 {\pos(97,275)}(GROWLING) 432 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,359 {\pos(97,275)}No, hey! 433 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:50,616 {\pos(97,275)}Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. 434 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,327 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, this is Kyle, my 435 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,453 {\pos(97,275)}dog. 436 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,539 {\pos(97,275)}(SNARLS) 437 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,374 {\pos(97,275)}Ooh! Fluffy doggy! 438 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,294 {\pos(97,275)}(YELPING) 439 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:04,964 {\pos(97,275)}What kind of dog is that? 440 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,675 {\pos(97,275)}He is a... I don't know. 441 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:11,762 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 442 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,931 {\pos(97,275)}'Cause it's not. 443 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,351 {\pos(97,275)}No! No! Stay away from there! 444 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,019 {\pos(97,275)}It's fragile. 445 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,480 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 446 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:25,025 {\pos(97,275)}Well, I suppose the plan will work with two. 447 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,903 {\pos(97,275)}EDITH: Hey! It's dark in here. 448 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,159 {\pos(97,275)}It poked a hole in my juice box. 449 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,373 {\pos(97,275)}As you can see, 450 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,960 {\pos(97,275)}I have provided everything a child might need. 451 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:45,838 {\pos(97,275)}All right. 452 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,425 {\pos(97,275)}Uh... Okay. As I was saying... Hey! (CRASHING) 453 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:51,677 {\pos(97,275)}Somebody broke that. 454 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,806 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules. 455 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,725 {\pos(97,275)}Rule number one. 456 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,352 {\pos(97,275)}You will not touch anything. 457 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:02,313 {\pos(97,275)}Uh-huh. What about the floor? 458 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,773 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may touch the floor. 459 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,233 {\pos(97,275)}What about the air? 460 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,402 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may touch the air! 461 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,528 {\pos(97,275)}What about this? 462 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,239 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 463 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,658 {\pos(97,275)}Where did you get that? Found it. 464 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:18,496 {\pos(97,275)}Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working. 465 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,498 {\pos(97,275)}Rule number three. 466 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:25,044 {\pos(97,275)}You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 467 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,755 {\pos(97,275)}or sneeze or burp or fart! 468 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:32,760 {\pos(97,275)}So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? 469 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,678 {\pos(97,275)}Does this count as annoying? 470 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,430 {\pos(97,275)}(POPPING) 471 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,600 {\pos(97,275)}Very! 472 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,310 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 473 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,688 {\pos(97,275)}I will see you in six hours. 474 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:50,694 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. 475 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:55,699 {\pos(97,275)}We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes? 476 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,327 {\pos(97,275)}Mmm? 477 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:01,956 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 478 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,291 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 479 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:07,378 {\pos(97,275)}(CLICKING) 480 00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:11,549 {\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 481 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:27,273 {\pos(97,275)}Uh, question. What are these? 482 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:32,653 {\pos(97,275)}A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! (LAUGHING) 483 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,738 {\pos(97,275)}Look at this. Watch me! 484 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,323 {\pos(97,275)}(MUSIC STOPS) 485 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,328 {\pos(97,275)}Cookie robots. I said cookie robots. 486 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,498 {\pos(97,275)}Why are you so old? 487 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,586 {\pos(97,275)}Okay. I'm on it. 488 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,838 {\pos(97,275)}Hello? 489 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:07,771 {\pos(97,275)}TV! 490 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,150 {\pos(97,275)}(KYLE GROWLING) 491 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:27,166 {\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS) 492 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:28,626 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: What is that? 493 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:29,918 {\pos(97,275)}Wow! Look at that! 494 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:31,462 {\pos(97,275)}That is cool! 495 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,589 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! 496 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,383 {\pos(97,275)}I don't think he's a dentist. 497 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,059 {\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS) 498 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:52,024 {\pos(97,275)}We've been working on this for a while. 499 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,902 {\pos(97,275)}It's a anti-gravity serum. 500 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,571 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 501 00:35:58,031 --> 00:35:59,365 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 502 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:03,994 {\pos(97,275)}I meant to close that. He'll be all right, I'm sure. 503 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,621 {\pos(97,275)}Do the effects wear off? 504 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,164 {\pos(97,275)}Uh, so far, 505 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,249 {\pos(97,275)}no. No, they don't. 506 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,879 {\pos(97,275)}And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. 507 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,464 {\pos(97,275)}(FARTING) 508 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,509 {\pos(97,275)}No, no. 509 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:22,471 {\pos(97,275)}I said "dart gun," not... Okay. 510 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:25,849 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering 511 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:28,519 {\pos(97,275)}under what circumstances would we use this? 512 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,062 {\pos(97,275)}But, anyway. 513 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:33,607 {\pos(97,275)}What I really wanted to show you was this. 514 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:41,490 {\pos(97,275)}Now those are cookie robots! 515 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,869 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) La, la, la, la I love unicorns 516 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:49,623 {\pos(97,275)}What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the kitchen! 517 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,292 {\pos(97,275)}We got bored. What is this place? 518 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,211 {\pos(97,275)}Can I drink this? 519 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,755 {\pos(97,275)}Do you want to explode? 520 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,298 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 521 00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,383 {\pos(97,275)}Gru! 522 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,468 {\pos(97,275)}Get back in the kitchen! 523 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,679 {\pos(97,275)}Will you play with us? No. 524 00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:06,306 {\pos(97,275)}Why? Because I'm busy. 525 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,933 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) Doing what? 526 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,309 {\pos(97,275)}Um... 527 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,978 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay, you got me. 528 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,814 {\pos(97,275)}The dentist thing is more of a hobby. 529 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,817 {\pos(97,275)}In real life, I am a spy. 530 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:20,446 {\pos(97,275)}And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody, 531 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,656 {\pos(97,275)}because if you do... What does this do? 532 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,201 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 533 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,036 {\pos(97,275)}Hey! Oops. 534 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,955 {\pos(97,275)}My unicorn! 535 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,915 {\pos(97,275)}You have to fix it. 536 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,918 {\pos(97,275)}Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. 537 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,337 {\pos(97,275)}By definition, it cannot be fixed. 538 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,089 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 539 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,632 {\pos(97,275)}(INHALES) 540 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,761 {\pos(97,275)}That's freaking me out. What is she doing? 541 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:48,056 {\pos(97,275)}She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one. 542 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,685 {\pos(97,275)}It is just a toy. Now stop it! 543 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,145 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 544 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,232 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay! I'll fix it! 545 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,610 {\pos(97,275)}Tim! Mark! Phil! 546 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,489 {\pos(97,275)}This is very important. 547 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:07,117 {\pos(97,275)}You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy. 548 00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,160 {\pos(97,275)}Eh? 549 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:10,245 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 550 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,081 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 551 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:15,042 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, hey, hey! A toy! 552 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,295 {\pos(97,275)}Go, and hurry! 553 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,588 {\pos(97,275)}What are those? 554 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:22,841 {\pos(97,275)}They are my cousins. 555 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,219 {\pos(97,275)}Jerry! Stuart! 556 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,306 {\pos(97,275)}Watch them, and keep them away from me, please. 557 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,951 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: Wow! 558 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,915 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY) 559 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,588 {\pos(97,275)}(STUTTERING) 560 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:10,430 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 561 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,266 {\pos(97,275)}Ooh! 562 00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:16,770 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 563 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,321 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 564 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:27,614 {\pos(97,275)}Hmm... 565 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,699 {\pos(97,275)}(FEEDBACK) 566 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,284 {\pos(97,275)}(SHUDDERING) 567 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,955 {\pos(97,275)}(SINGING GIBBERISH) 568 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:41,837 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SINGING) 569 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,881 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 570 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,300 {\pos(97,275)}(CRASHING) 571 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,142 {\pos(97,275)}It was your cousin's idea. 572 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:56,643 {\pos(97,275)}What? 573 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,562 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, bedtime. 574 00:39:58,646 --> 00:39:59,980 {\pos(97,275)}GIRLS: Aw! 575 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,565 {\pos(97,275)}Aw! Aw! 576 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,275 {\pos(97,275)}Not you two! 577 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,484 {\pos(97,275)}(CHEERING) 578 00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:09,573 {\pos(97,275)}Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye. All tucked in. Sweet dreams. 579 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,285 {\pos(97,275)}Just so you know, 580 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,203 {\pos(97,275)}you're never gonna be my dad. 581 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:18,040 {\pos(97,275)}Hmm. I think I can live with that. 582 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,543 {\pos(97,275)}Are these beds made out of bombs? 583 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:26,256 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. 584 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,176 {\pos(97,275)}But try not to toss and turn. 585 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,427 {\pos(97,275)}Cool. 586 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:34,514 {\pos(97,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story? No. 587 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,684 {\pos(97,275)}But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story. 588 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:41,396 {\pos(97,275)}Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it? 589 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,817 {\pos(97,275)}So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. 590 00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:49,821 {\pos(97,275)}Because there are literally thousands of them. 591 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:54,034 {\pos(97,275)}(WHISPERING SCARILY) And there's probably something in your closet. 592 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,788 {\pos(97,275)}He's just kidding, Agnes. 593 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,209 {\pos(97,275)}(DOOR OPENS) (GASPS) 594 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,890 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 595 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,937 {\pos(97,275)}It's beautiful. 596 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,575 {\pos(97,275)}(HUMMING) 597 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,077 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 598 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,801 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, let's go. 599 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:55,721 {\pos(97,275)}Time to deliver the cookies! 600 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:59,349 {\pos(97,275)}Mmm. Okay. But first, we're going to dance class. 601 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:02,352 {\pos(97,275)}Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today. 602 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,271 {\pos(97,275)}Actually, we can't 603 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,982 {\pos(97,275)}(IMITATING GRU) Skip the dance class today. 604 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,025 {\pos(97,275)}We have a big recital coming up. 605 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,944 {\pos(97,275)}We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. 606 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,362 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah, Swan Lake! 607 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,197 {\pos(97,275)}That's fantastic. Wonderful. 608 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:18,410 {\pos(97,275)}But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on! 609 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,580 {\pos(97,275)}No. 610 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,498 {\pos(97,275)}No? 611 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:26,835 {\pos(97,275)}We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class. 612 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,044 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Really? 613 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,840 {\pos(97,275)}Well, I am not driving you to dance class. 614 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:37,304 {\pos(97,275)}So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves. 615 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,644 {\pos(97,275)}What are you doing? 616 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:46,521 {\pos(97,275)}Walking to dance class. 617 00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,565 {\pos(97,275)}Ya? Okay, fine. 618 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:52,486 {\pos(97,275)}You just keep walking, because I'm really not driving you! 619 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,779 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Okay. 620 00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:54,863 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) 621 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:57,783 {\pos(97,275)}You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru! 622 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,243 {\pos(97,275)}Seriously, I'm going to count to three! 623 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,287 {\pos(97,275)}And you had better be in this car! 624 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:06,041 {\pos(97,275)}Here we go! One! Two! 625 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:09,711 {\pos(97,275)}INSTRUCTOR: Three, four and five. 626 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,672 {\pos(97,275)}And lift, and stretch. 627 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,383 {\pos(97,275)}And one, and two... 628 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:17,594 {\pos(97,275)}Here you go. What is it? 629 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:21,223 {\pos(97,275)}Your ticket to the dance recital. You are coming, right? 630 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:22,933 {\pos(97,275)}Of course, of course. 631 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:26,102 {\pos(97,275)}I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on. 632 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,854 {\pos(97,275)}Pinky promise? 633 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,231 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 634 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:32,526 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yes. My pinky promises. 635 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:50,377 {\pos(97,275)}All right. Our first customer is a man named Vector. 636 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,212 {\pos(97,275)}But he's a V. 637 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,297 {\pos(97,275)}You know, we're supposed to start with the A's. 638 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,299 {\pos(97,275)}Then we go to the B's. Then we... 639 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,802 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten. 640 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,304 {\pos(97,275)}I know how the alphabet works! 641 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,098 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 642 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,560 {\pos(97,275)}I was just thinking 643 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,397 {\pos(97,275)}that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector's first. 644 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,148 {\pos(97,275)}That is all. 645 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,904 {\pos(97,275)}Almost over. It's almost over. 646 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:24,286 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude! (CHUCKLING) 647 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:27,747 {\pos(97,275)}Do you have my cookies for me? 648 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,424 {\pos(97,275)}Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, 649 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:42,220 {\pos(97,275)}two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties. 650 00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:45,891 {\pos(97,275)}Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies. 651 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,017 {\pos(97,275)}Not likely. 652 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,185 {\pos(97,275)}Name one person who ordered more cookies than me. 653 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,979 {\pos(97,275)}That'll be $52. 654 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,856 {\pos(97,275)}Right. 655 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:03,116 {\pos(97,275)}Seven, eight, nine... 656 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:06,578 {\pos(97,275)}Tic Tacs! Where was I? 657 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,873 {\pos(97,275)}Seven, eight, nine... 658 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,750 {\pos(97,275)}Why are you wearing pajamas? 659 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:16,129 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFING) These aren't pajamas! This is a warm-up suit. 660 00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:24,971 {\pos(97,275)}(BLEEPING) 661 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,190 {\pos(97,275)}What are you warming up for? Stuff. 662 00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:36,274 {\pos(97,275)}What sort of stuff? 663 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:38,777 {\pos(97,275)}Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. 664 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:40,278 {\pos(97,275)}Like sleeping? 665 00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:43,281 {\pos(97,275)}They are not pajamas! 666 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,832 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL GRUNTING) 667 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:58,338 {\pos(97,275)}Here you go, 52 big ones. 668 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,932 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 669 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,684 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION) 670 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:13,687 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 671 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,899 {\pos(97,275)}Bye! 672 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,653 {\pos(97,275)}(DEVICE POWERING DOWN) 673 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:28,493 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 674 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:41,715 {\pos(97,275)}(EXHALES) 675 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:44,634 {\pos(97,275)}(CRACKING) 676 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,344 {\pos(97,275)}(SHUDDERING) 677 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:05,321 {\pos(97,275)}(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 678 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,745 {\pos(97,275)}(MAN CHATTERING ON TV) 679 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,204 {\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY) Come on! 680 00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,428 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 681 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,103 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) What the... 682 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,608 {\pos(97,275)}Quiet down, fish! 683 00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:49,657 {\pos(97,275)}Down, boy! 684 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:12,722 {\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! (LAUGHING) 685 00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:16,142 {\pos(97,275)}We did it! Come on, girls, let's go! 686 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:27,111 {\pos(97,275)}But what about the other people who ordered cookies? 687 00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:29,906 {\pos(97,275)}Life is full of disappointments 688 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:32,742 {\pos(97,275)}for some people. (CHUCKLING) 689 00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:35,161 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) (EXCLAIMS) 690 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,413 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 691 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:38,998 {\pos(97,275)}Don't do that! 692 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:42,126 {\pos(97,275)}Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please? 693 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,586 {\pos(97,275)}No. 694 00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,172 {\pos(97,275)}But we've never been. And it's the funnest place on earth! 695 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:47,298 {\pos(97,275)}Don't care. 696 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,508 {\pos(97,275)}Please? Please? 697 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,260 {\pos(97,275)}We'll never ask for anything else, ever again! 698 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,387 {\pos(97,275)}Pretty please? Please? 699 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,479 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! Come on! 700 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,190 {\pos(97,275)}Light bulb. 701 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,905 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! 702 00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,950 {\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, have fun. 703 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:20,915 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry, dude. They can't ride without an adult. 704 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,375 {\pos(97,275)}What? 705 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,335 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) 706 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:32,010 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS WHOOPING) 707 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,891 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 708 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,967 {\pos(97,275)}(RETCHING) 709 00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,308 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh! 710 00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:22,810 {\pos(97,275)}Look at that fluffy unicorn! 711 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,857 {\pos(97,275)}He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die! 712 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,359 {\pos(97,275)}You've gotta let us play for it! 713 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,194 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no. 714 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:32,570 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! 715 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:36,658 {\pos(97,275)}How much for the fluffy unicorn? 716 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:37,784 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 717 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,744 {\pos(97,275)}Well, it is not for sale. 718 00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:41,746 {\pos(97,275)}But all you gotta do to win it 719 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:44,832 {\pos(97,275)}is knock down that little spaceship there. 720 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:46,834 {\pos(97,275)}It's easy! 721 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:56,469 {\pos(97,275)}Yay! 722 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:09,649 {\pos(97,275)}Again! 723 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,819 {\pos(97,275)}Wait! Come on. One more time! 724 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,070 {\pos(97,275)}Just one more. 725 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,531 {\pos(97,275)}I accidentally closed my eyes. 726 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,881 {\pos(97,275)}I hit it! I hit it! That was cool. 727 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:36,759 {\pos(97,275)}Aw! 728 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,222 {\pos(97,275)}Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? 729 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:45,059 {\pos(97,275)}She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes. 730 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,895 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you. 731 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:50,231 {\pos(97,275)}You see that little tin spaceship? 732 00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:52,483 {\pos(97,275)}You see how it's not knocked over? 733 00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:55,445 {\pos(97,275)}Do you know what that means, professor? 734 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:59,032 {\pos(97,275)}It means you don't get the unicorn! 735 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,117 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Uh-oh! 736 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:03,036 {\pos(97,275)}Somebody's got a frowny face. 737 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,538 {\pos(97,275)}Boo! Better luck next time! 738 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,501 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, my turn. 739 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:34,442 {\pos(97,275)}Knocked over! 740 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:40,573 {\pos(97,275)}It's so fluffy! 741 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:41,657 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah! 742 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:44,410 {\pos(97,275)}That was awesome! 743 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,162 {\pos(97,275)}You blew up the whole thing! 744 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:48,623 {\pos(97,275)}Let's go. Let's try another game! 745 00:52:53,086 --> 00:52:54,587 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL LAUGHING) 746 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,090 {\pos(97,275)}Gru, do you mind if I have a quick word? 747 00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:01,093 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls, go play. 748 00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,937 {\pos(97,275)}I got the shrink ray! 749 00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:15,775 {\pos(97,275)}Cotton candy! 750 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:20,696 {\pos(97,275)}We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position. 751 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,949 {\pos(97,275)}We can't afford any distractions! 752 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:25,952 {\pos(97,275)}Get me Perkins. 753 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,292 {\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! 754 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:36,087 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins, 755 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:40,174 {\pos(97,275)}but I figured that you would want to see this! 756 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,093 {\pos(97,275)}What? 757 00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:55,982 {\pos(97,275)}Well done, Gru. (SQUEAKING) 758 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,066 {\pos(97,275)}Rather impressive. 759 00:53:57,150 --> 00:54:00,152 {\pos(97,275)}Now, the rest of the plan is simple. 760 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:04,574 {\pos(97,275)}I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. 761 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:08,369 {\pos(97,275)}I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet. 762 00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:10,079 {\pos(97,275)}What? (GIRLS LAUGHING) 763 00:54:10,163 --> 00:54:12,248 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry. Sorry! 764 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:15,459 {\pos(97,275)}Could you excuse me for just one second? 765 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:16,961 {\pos(97,275)}I told you not to touch my things. 766 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:20,089 {\pos(97,275)}I told you, I told you. I've told you a thousand times. 767 00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:21,841 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, can we order pizza? 768 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,843 {\pos(97,275)}Pizza? You just had lunch. 769 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:25,094 {\pos(97,275)}Not now, for dinner. 770 00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:26,762 {\pos(97,275)}Dinner? 771 00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:29,640 {\pos(97,275)}Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever. Just get back in there! 772 00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,559 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Can we get stuffed crust? 773 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:32,727 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 774 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,020 {\pos(97,275)}Stuffed crust! Stuffed crust! 775 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:35,688 {\pos(97,275)}I'll stuff you all in the crust! 776 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,106 {\pos(97,275)}(GIGGLING) 777 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,108 {\pos(97,275)}You're funny! 778 00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:41,944 {\pos(97,275)}Just don't come out of that room again! 779 00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:43,529 {\pos(97,275)}All right. 780 00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:47,825 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry about that. Where were we? 781 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,493 {\pos(97,275)}You were sitting on the toilet. 782 00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:54,123 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! No, I'm sorry. It was a little attempt at humor. 783 00:54:54,207 --> 00:54:57,043 {\pos(97,275)}I know how much you like to laugh 784 00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:03,341 {\pos(97,275)}inside. Now, I was saying... 785 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,217 {\pos(97,275)}(DOOR CREAKING OPEN) 786 00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,846 {\pos(97,275)}You don't seem terribly focused, Gru. 787 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,265 {\pos(97,275)}Believe me, I am completely focused. 788 00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:13,434 {\pos(97,275)}Hello! Whoa! What? 789 00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:14,644 {\pos(97,275)}That guy is huge! 790 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,145 {\pos(97,275)}Are we on TV? What are those? Children? 791 00:55:16,229 --> 00:55:19,065 {\pos(97,275)}What are you doing? I told you to stay out of here! 792 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,733 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING) 793 00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:25,488 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 794 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:26,656 {\pos(97,275)}Freeze ray! 795 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,324 {\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru? 796 00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:30,368 {\pos(97,275)}(GRU EXCLAIMING) 797 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,413 {\pos(97,275)}Okay. 798 00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:37,166 {\pos(97,275)}As I was saying... 799 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:41,087 {\pos(97,275)}No need to continue. I've seen quite enough. 800 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,338 {\pos(97,275)}But my plan... 801 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:43,506 {\pos(97,275)}Is a great plan. 802 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,801 {\pos(97,275)}I love everything about your plan, except for one thing. 803 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,011 {\pos(97,275)}You. 804 00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:55,851 {\pos(97,275)}Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon! 805 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,854 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 806 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:02,984 {\pos(97,275)}Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! 807 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:05,236 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 808 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,571 {\pos(97,275)}Look, Mom, I made a real rocket 809 00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,991 {\pos(97,275)}based on the macaroni prototype! 810 00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:13,494 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 811 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,163 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 812 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,004 {\pos(97,275)}I don't understand. 813 00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:25,631 {\pos(97,275)}Let's face reality, Gru. 814 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:30,469 {\pos(97,275)}You've been at this for far too long with far too little success. 815 00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:34,890 {\pos(97,275)}We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... 816 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,351 {\pos(97,275)}Well, a younger villain. 817 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:38,894 {\pos(97,275)}But I... 818 00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,105 {\pos(97,275)}It's over. Goodbye, Gru. 819 00:56:53,618 --> 00:56:55,494 {\pos(97,275)}(INDISTINCT MUTTERING) 820 00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:58,039 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 821 00:57:02,335 --> 00:57:06,839 {\pos(97,275)}Now, I know there have been some rumors going around 822 00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:10,217 {\pos(97,275)}that the bank is no longer funding us. 823 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:13,888 {\pos(97,275)}Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. 824 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,933 {\pos(97,275)}They are true. 825 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,810 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL GASP) Uh-oh! 826 00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:22,104 {\pos(97,275)}In terms of money, 827 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,441 {\pos(97,275)}we have no money. 828 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,110 {\pos(97,275)}So how will we get to the moon? 829 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,113 {\pos(97,275)}The answer is clear. 830 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,782 {\pos(97,275)}We won't. 831 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:34,992 {\pos(97,275)}(SOBBING) 832 00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:38,120 {\pos(97,275)}We are doomed. 833 00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,957 {\pos(97,275)}Now would probably be a good time 834 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,959 {\pos(97,275)}to look for other employment options. 835 00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:45,377 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL GASP) 836 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:46,962 {\pos(97,275)}I know. 837 00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:52,301 {\pos(97,275)}I have fired up my resume as I suggest that all of you do, as well. 838 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:54,887 {\pos(97,275)}What is it? 839 00:57:56,807 --> 00:58:00,101 {\pos(97,275)}Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk? 840 00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:19,995 {\pos(97,275)}(MINION EXCLAIMING) 841 00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:21,747 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 842 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:25,709 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING) 843 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,132 {\pos(97,275)}Yes! 844 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:34,135 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, we will build our own rocket 845 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:38,305 {\pos(97,275)}using this and whatever else we can find! 846 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:42,393 {\pos(97,275)}Grab everything! Hit the junkyards! Take apart the cars! 847 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:44,770 {\pos(97,275)}Who needs the bank? 848 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:46,605 {\pos(97,275)}Let's go. Let's go! 849 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:56,615 {\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 850 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,247 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 851 00:59:12,757 --> 00:59:14,133 {\pos(97,275)}(BLEEPING) 852 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,866 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) Mom! What are you doing here? 853 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:41,785 {\pos(97,275)}And here he is in the bathtub. 854 00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:44,163 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Look at his little buns. 855 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,165 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 856 00:59:46,499 --> 00:59:47,958 {\pos(97,275)}Mom. 857 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,460 {\pos(97,275)}Not cool. 858 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:55,007 {\pos(97,275)}And here, he's all dressed up in his Sunday best. 859 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:57,301 {\pos(97,275)}He looks like a girl! 860 00:59:57,385 --> 01:00:01,138 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES) Yes, he does. An ugly girl! 861 01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:07,353 {\pos(97,275)}(WHOOPING) 862 01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:20,199 {\pos(97,275)}(SNARLING) 863 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,537 {\pos(97,275)}You're funny! 864 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:42,012 {\pos(97,275)}Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy! 865 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,936 {\pos(97,275)}(BLEEPING) 866 01:00:51,564 --> 01:00:52,564 {\pos(97,275)}(BEEPING RAPIDLY) 867 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,566 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 868 01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:02,658 {\pos(97,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Perkins, your son is here. 869 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:04,576 {\pos(97,275)}Send him in. 870 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:07,413 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, Dad. 871 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:09,665 {\pos(97,275)}You wanted to see me? 872 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:11,166 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, I did, Victor. 873 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,751 {\pos(97,275)}I am not Victor anymore. 874 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:16,297 {\pos(97,275)}Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector! 875 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:17,715 {\pos(97,275)}Sit down! 876 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,760 {\pos(97,275)}Do you know where the shrink ray is? 877 01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:24,138 {\pos(97,275)}Duh! Back at my place. 878 01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:27,057 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. 879 01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:31,437 {\pos(97,275)}I guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it! 880 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,276 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! What the... Those girls sold me cookies! 881 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:41,322 {\pos(97,275)}Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? 882 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,198 {\pos(97,275)}I give you the opportunity of a lifetime, 883 01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:44,950 {\pos(97,275)}and you just blow it! 884 01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:48,495 {\pos(97,275)}No, I didn't. 885 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,621 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, really? 886 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,541 {\pos(97,275)}You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon. 887 01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:55,669 {\pos(97,275)}Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah! 888 01:01:57,964 --> 01:02:00,758 {\pos(97,275)}MAN: (SCREAMS) There's a squid on my face! 889 01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:01,842 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES) 890 01:02:02,343 --> 01:02:03,635 {\pos(97,275)}Don't worry. 891 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,972 {\pos(97,275)}The moon is as good as ours. 892 01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:09,725 {\pos(97,275)}(CHEERING) (LAUGHING) 893 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,310 {\pos(97,275)}Come on now, it's bedtime. 894 01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:14,021 {\pos(97,275)}Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell. 895 01:02:14,105 --> 01:02:15,105 {\pos(97,275)}(EXHALES) 896 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:16,565 {\pos(97,275)}You did not! 897 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:20,736 {\pos(97,275)}Put on your PJs. Hold still. Okay, seriously! Seriously! 898 01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:23,614 {\pos(97,275)}This is beddie-bye time, right now. 899 01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:25,324 {\pos(97,275)}I'm not kidding around. I mean it! 900 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,742 {\pos(97,275)}But we're not tired! 901 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,118 {\pos(97,275)}Well, I am tired. 902 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,454 {\pos(97,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story? 903 01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:35,709 {\pos(97,275)}No. 904 01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,044 {\pos(97,275)}Pretty please! 905 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:40,923 {\pos(97,275)}The physical appearance of the "please" makes no difference. 906 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,092 {\pos(97,275)}It is still no, so go to sleep. 907 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:45,302 {\pos(97,275)}But we can't. We're all hyper! 908 01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:49,932 {\pos(97,275)}And without a bedtime story, we'll just keep getting up and bugging you. 909 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:51,100 {\pos(97,275)}All night long. 910 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,520 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) Fine. 911 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:58,565 {\pos(97,275)}All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens. 912 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,359 {\pos(97,275)}Sleepy Kittens? 913 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,194 {\pos(97,275)}What are these? AGNES: Puppets. 914 01:03:02,654 --> 01:03:04,947 {\pos(97,275)}You use them when you tell the story. 915 01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:14,581 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, let's get this over with. 916 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,959 {\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens loved to play, 917 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:19,294 {\pos(97,275)}"they had fun in the sun all day. 918 01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:21,713 {\pos(97,275)}"Then their mother came out and said, 919 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,799 {\pos(97,275)}"'Time for kittens to go to bed."' 920 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:27,803 {\pos(97,275)}Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this? 921 01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:29,179 {\pos(97,275)}Keep reading! 922 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:30,222 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 923 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:32,391 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! All right, all right, all right. 924 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,144 {\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens started to bawl, 925 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,604 {\pos(97,275)}"'Mommy, we're not tired at all.' 926 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:40,232 {\pos(97,275)}"Their mother smiled and said with a purr, 927 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:43,986 {\pos(97,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should brush your fur."' 928 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,238 {\pos(97,275)}Now you brush the fur. 929 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:49,658 {\pos(97,275)}This is literature? 930 01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:53,036 {\pos(97,275)}A 2-year-old could have written this. All right. 931 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,582 {\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens with fur all brushed 932 01:03:56,666 --> 01:04:00,085 {\pos(97,275)}"said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed! ' 933 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,255 {\pos(97,275)}"Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, 934 01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:06,216 {\pos(97,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."' 935 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,677 {\pos(97,275)}Now make them drink the milk. 936 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:16,852 {\pos(97,275)}I don't like this book. This is going on forever. 937 01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:20,272 {\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens, with milk all gone, 938 01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:23,317 {\pos(97,275)}"rubbed their eyes and started to yawn. 939 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:25,277 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS YAWNING) 940 01:04:25,486 --> 01:04:27,070 {\pos(97,275)}(YAWNS) 941 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,576 {\pos(97,275)}"'We can't sleep, we can't even try.' 942 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:35,495 {\pos(97,275)}"Then their mother sang a lullaby. 943 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,999 {\pos(97,275)}"'Good night kittens, close your eyes. 944 01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:41,335 {\pos(97,275)}"Sleep in peace until you rise. 945 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:45,088 {\pos(97,275)}"'Though while you sleep, we are apart, 946 01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:49,968 {\pos(97,275)}"'your mommy loves you with all her heart."' 947 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:56,308 {\pos(97,275)}The end. Okay, good night. 948 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,060 {\pos(97,275)}Wait! 949 01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,561 {\pos(97,275)}What? 950 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,396 {\pos(97,275)}What about good night kisses? 951 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:07,236 {\pos(97,275)}No, no. There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing. 952 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,741 {\pos(97,275)}He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes. 953 01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,410 {\pos(97,275)}I like him. He's nice. 954 01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:16,828 {\pos(97,275)}But scary. 955 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,373 {\pos(97,275)}Like Santa! 956 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:42,104 {\pos(97,275)}Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go. 957 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,024 {\pos(97,275)}Uh... About that, 958 01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:50,779 {\pos(97,275)}I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. 959 01:05:50,863 --> 01:05:53,365 {\pos(97,275)}Please tell me this is not as a result 960 01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:56,451 {\pos(97,275)}of the girls' dance recital, is it? 961 01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:58,787 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 962 01:05:58,871 --> 01:06:01,915 {\pos(97,275)}The recital? Don't... That's stupid! 963 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:06,878 {\pos(97,275)}I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. 964 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:12,592 {\pos(97,275)}I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right? 965 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:16,930 {\pos(97,275)}Gru, you and I have been working on this for years. 966 01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:19,057 {\pos(97,275)}It's everything we've dreamed of. 967 01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:21,059 {\pos(97,275)}Your chance to make history, 968 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:24,354 {\pos(97,275)}become the man who stole the moon! 969 01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:28,275 {\pos(97,275)}But these girls are becoming a major distraction! 970 01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:29,693 {\pos(97,275)}They need to go. 971 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:34,448 {\pos(97,275)}If you don't do something about it, then I will. 972 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:37,743 {\pos(97,275)}I understand. 973 01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:41,747 {\pos(97,275)}Good. 974 01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:44,082 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 975 01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:46,084 {\pos(97,275)}Butt. 976 01:06:48,212 --> 01:06:49,212 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 977 01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,505 {\pos(97,275)}Butt. 978 01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,385 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL LAUGHING) 979 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,227 {\pos(97,275)}Butt. 980 01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:09,858 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: All right. Now, when we put our cups together, 981 01:07:09,942 --> 01:07:12,569 {\pos(97,275)}we will make the "clink" sound with our mouths. 982 01:07:12,653 --> 01:07:13,862 {\pos(97,275)}Ready? Edith? 983 01:07:13,946 --> 01:07:14,946 {\pos(97,275)}Clink. Clink. 984 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,074 {\pos(97,275)}There we go. And now we drink. 985 01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:18,867 {\pos(97,275)}And Agnes? 986 01:07:18,951 --> 01:07:19,910 {\pos(97,275)}Clink. Clink. 987 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,411 {\pos(97,275)}Very good! (DOORBELL CHIMES) 988 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,206 {\pos(97,275)}Excuse me, girls. 989 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:26,041 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL GROAN) Come on! 990 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:29,586 {\pos(97,275)}Don't worry, I'll be back. Keep clinking. 991 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,296 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: Clink, clink. JERRY: Clink, clink. 992 01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:33,590 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 993 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:35,550 {\pos(97,275)}Miss Hattie, what are you doing here? 994 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,677 {\pos(97,275)}I'm here for the girls. I received a call 995 01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:39,554 {\pos(97,275)}that you wanted to return them. 996 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:46,394 {\pos(97,275)}And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary. 997 01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:50,982 {\pos(97,275)}I didn't like what you said. 998 01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:52,484 {\pos(97,275)}But... (CLEARING THROAT) 999 01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:57,489 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 1000 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:01,368 {\pos(97,275)}I will get the girls ready. 1001 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,713 {\pos(97,275)}Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru! 1002 01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,842 {\pos(97,275)}Tell her you wanna keep us. 1003 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,927 {\pos(97,275)}All right, girls. Come on, let's go. 1004 01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:21,513 {\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, Mr. Gru. Thanks for everything. 1005 01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:39,698 {\pos(97,275)}I did it for your own good. 1006 01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:43,160 {\pos(97,275)}Come on, let's go get that moon. 1007 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,079 {\pos(97,275)}Right. 1008 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,250 {\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS CRYING) 1009 01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:22,824 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1010 01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:26,244 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1011 01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:57,275 {\pos(97,275)}(HUMMING) 1012 01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:01,279 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1013 01:10:02,657 --> 01:10:03,782 {\pos(97,275)}What is this for? 1014 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,075 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1015 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:06,701 {\pos(97,275)}The recital? 1016 01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:10,080 {\pos(97,275)}I am the greatest criminal mind of the century. 1017 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:14,251 {\pos(97,275)}I don't go to little girls' dance recitals! 1018 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:40,026 {\pos(97,275)}Opening launch bay doors. Commencing launch sequence. 1019 01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:45,115 {\pos(97,275)}And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds. 1020 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:50,620 {\pos(97,275)}Ten, nine, eight, seven, 1021 01:10:50,705 --> 01:10:51,788 {\pos(97,275)}six... 1022 01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:54,207 {\pos(97,275)}(RUMBLING) 1023 01:11:17,857 --> 01:11:19,107 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! 1024 01:11:21,068 --> 01:11:23,611 {\pos(97,275)}Nice work, Doctor. All systems go. 1025 01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:25,113 {\pos(97,275)}Boo-ya! 1026 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:28,533 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 1027 01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:30,869 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1028 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,959 {\pos(97,275)}My flight suit. 1029 01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:42,881 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty... 1030 01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:45,717 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1031 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,011 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1032 01:12:16,248 --> 01:12:18,041 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 1033 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:47,028 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: Whoa! 1034 01:12:57,832 --> 01:12:59,124 {\pos(97,275)}(HOWLING) 1035 01:13:06,006 --> 01:13:07,632 {\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! 1036 01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:09,426 {\pos(97,275)}I've got it! 1037 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:13,721 {\pos(97,275)}I've got the moon! 1038 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,641 {\pos(97,275)}I've got the moon! 1039 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,241 {\pos(97,275)}I can make it! 1040 01:13:40,499 --> 01:13:41,624 {\pos(97,275)}Wait a minute! 1041 01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:42,834 {\pos(97,275)}Kevin! 1042 01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:47,505 {\pos(97,275)}Come on, come on! 1043 01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:57,390 {\pos(97,275)}He's still not here. 1044 01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:59,893 {\pos(97,275)}Why would he come? He gave us up. 1045 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,478 {\pos(97,275)}But he pinky promised! 1046 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:04,314 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, girls, places! 1047 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:07,233 {\pos(97,275)}No, we can't start yet! We're still expecting someone. 1048 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,694 {\pos(97,275)}Can we just wait a few more minutes? 1049 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:15,950 {\pos(97,275)}All right. But just a few more minutes. 1050 01:14:16,035 --> 01:14:18,119 {\pos(97,275)}He's not coming, guys. 1051 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:23,583 {\pos(97,275)}Gru! Gru, can you hear me? 1052 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,464 {\pos(97,275)}Quick, we have to warn him, and fast! (ENGINE REVVING) 1053 01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,388 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1054 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:52,111 {\pos(97,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1055 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,459 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay. There's the library. 1056 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:09,212 {\pos(97,275)}That's Third Street. The dance studio... 1057 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:10,755 {\pos(97,275)}There! There! There it is! 1058 01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:22,100 {\pos(97,275)}(CHILDREN CHEERING) 1059 01:15:26,438 --> 01:15:27,438 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 1060 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,628 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry, buddy. Show's over. 1061 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:52,589 {\pos(97,275)}Over? 1062 01:16:30,544 --> 01:16:32,045 {\pos(97,275)}Vector, open up! 1063 01:16:33,797 --> 01:16:36,299 {\pos(97,275)}First give me the moon. Then we'll talk. 1064 01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:41,512 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES) 1065 01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:51,105 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: Mr. Gru! 1066 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,357 {\pos(97,275)}Zip it, Happy Meal. 1067 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,941 {\pos(97,275)}Now, the girls. 1068 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:58,404 {\pos(97,275)}Actually, I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer. 1069 01:16:58,489 --> 01:16:59,530 {\pos(97,275)}No! 1070 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,283 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! Unpredictable! 1071 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,452 {\pos(97,275)}Listen close, you little punk. 1072 01:17:04,536 --> 01:17:07,914 {\pos(97,275)}When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain! 1073 01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:09,123 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING SARCASTICALLY) 1074 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:11,042 {\pos(97,275)}I'm really scared! 1075 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,339 {\pos(97,275)}He is gonna kick your butt. 1076 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:20,051 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) 1077 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,506 {\pos(97,275)}What? He punched my shark! 1078 01:18:25,242 --> 01:18:26,367 {\pos(97,275)}Ha! There he is! 1079 01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:33,541 {\pos(97,275)}Hang on, Gru. 1080 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,173 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, no! 1081 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,050 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS) 1082 01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:44,510 {\pos(97,275)}Ow? 1083 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,310 {\pos(97,275)}Vector has the girls. Go! 1084 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:57,982 {\pos(97,275)}What happened to the ship? It's big again! 1085 01:18:58,066 --> 01:19:00,818 {\pos(97,275)}Not as big as the moon is going to be! What? 1086 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,779 {\pos(97,275)}The larger the mass of an object, 1087 01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:05,948 {\pos(97,275)}the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! 1088 01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:08,993 {\pos(97,275)}I call it the Nefario Principle. 1089 01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:10,995 {\pos(97,275)}I just came up with it now, actually. 1090 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:13,289 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, no! 1091 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:19,253 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 1092 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:20,671 {\pos(97,275)}Did you see that? 1093 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,466 {\pos(97,275)}Vector! Help! Vector! 1094 01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:24,759 {\pos(97,275)}Over here! Hey! 1095 01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:26,511 {\pos(97,275)}What are you girls doing back there? 1096 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:27,637 {\pos(97,275)}The moon! 1097 01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:30,348 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 1098 01:19:38,148 --> 01:19:39,148 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 1099 01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:42,652 {\pos(97,275)}Ouch! 1100 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:44,821 {\pos(97,275)}Watch out! 1101 01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:47,031 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1102 01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:50,451 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Get as close in as you can. 1103 01:19:51,286 --> 01:19:52,578 {\pos(97,275)}You got it. 1104 01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:06,634 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 1105 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:10,012 {\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru, up here! 1106 01:20:10,097 --> 01:20:11,138 {\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru! 1107 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:13,266 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls! Girls! 1108 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:16,018 {\pos(97,275)}You're going to have to jump. EDITH: Jump? 1109 01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:18,062 {\pos(97,275)}Are you insane? 1110 01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:19,564 {\pos(97,275)}Don't worry, I will catch you. 1111 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:21,899 {\pos(97,275)}You gave us back! 1112 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:26,153 {\pos(97,275)}I know, I know. And it is the worst mistake I ever made. 1113 01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:28,656 {\pos(97,275)}But you have to jump now. 1114 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:31,325 {\pos(97,275)}It'll be okay. 1115 01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:37,331 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls. 1116 01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,918 {\pos(97,275)}Jump now! 1117 01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:42,712 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 1118 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,217 {\pos(97,275)}Margo, I will catch you. 1119 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:51,929 {\pos(97,275)}And I will never let you go again. 1120 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:03,524 {\pos(97,275)}Not so fast! No! 1121 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,192 {\pos(97,275)}Let me go! (LAUGHING) 1122 01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:06,944 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 1123 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:09,947 {\pos(97,275)}Margo! 1124 01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:11,490 {\pos(97,275)}Whoa! 1125 01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:17,955 {\pos(97,275)}I'm coming, Margo. Hang on! 1126 01:21:31,094 --> 01:21:32,470 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 1127 01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:33,930 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 1128 01:21:37,809 --> 01:21:41,103 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 1129 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,402 {\pos(97,275)}I got you. 1130 01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:53,824 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 1131 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,834 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1132 01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:07,672 {\pos(97,275)}No! 1133 01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:11,759 {\pos(97,275)}(EXPLOSION) 1134 01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:26,107 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, poop. 1135 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:29,026 {\pos(97,275)}This time, good triumphs, 1136 01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,444 {\pos(97,275)}and the moon has been returned 1137 01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,446 {\pos(97,275)}to its rightful place in the sky. 1138 01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:37,243 {\pos(97,275)}But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, 1139 01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:39,120 {\pos(97,275)}who is this mysterious hero? 1140 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,163 {\pos(97,275)}And what will he do next? 1141 01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:43,457 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls. Time for bed. 1142 01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,418 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! We want a story. 1143 01:22:45,502 --> 01:22:47,294 {\pos(97,275)}Three sleepy kittens! 1144 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:51,632 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, no! Sorry. That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously. 1145 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:52,967 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) 1146 01:22:53,051 --> 01:22:56,262 {\pos(97,275)}Tonight we are going to read a new book. 1147 01:22:56,346 --> 01:22:58,514 {\pos(97,275)}This one is called 1148 01:22:58,598 --> 01:23:02,309 {\pos(97,275)}One Big Unicorn by... Who wrote this? 1149 01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:06,814 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Me! I wrote it. Look, it's a puppet book! 1150 01:23:07,607 --> 01:23:09,316 {\pos(97,275)}Here, watch this. 1151 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:11,902 {\pos(97,275)}That's the horn! 1152 01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:13,320 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING) 1153 01:23:16,324 --> 01:23:18,409 {\pos(97,275)}This is gonna be the best book ever! 1154 01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:20,870 {\pos(97,275)}Not to pat myself on the back, 1155 01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:23,289 {\pos(97,275)}but, yes, it probably will be. 1156 01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:24,457 {\pos(97,275)}Here we go. 1157 01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:27,501 {\pos(97,275)}"One big unicorn, strong and free 1158 01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:30,337 {\pos(97,275)}"thought he was happy as he could be. 1159 01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:35,134 {\pos(97,275)}"Then three little kittens came around 1160 01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:39,180 {\pos(97,275)}"and turned his whole life upside down." 1161 01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:41,015 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, that one looks like me! 1162 01:23:41,099 --> 01:23:43,225 {\pos(97,275)}No, what are you talking about? These are kittens! 1163 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:47,104 {\pos(97,275)}Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. 1164 01:23:50,650 --> 01:23:53,027 {\pos(97,275)}"They made him laugh. (LAUGHS) 1165 01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:56,197 {\pos(97,275)}"They made him cry. (MOANS) 1166 01:23:57,574 --> 01:24:00,034 {\pos(97,275)}"He never should have said goodbye. 1167 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:05,414 {\pos(97,275)}"And now he knows he could never part 1168 01:24:05,499 --> 01:24:08,125 {\pos(97,275)}"from those three little kittens 1169 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:11,545 {\pos(97,275)}"that changed his heart. 1170 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,714 {\pos(97,275)}"The end." 1171 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:16,133 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, all right. Good night. 1172 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:41,075 {\pos(97,275)}I love you. 1173 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,327 {\pos(97,275)}I love you, too. 1174 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:49,583 {\pos(97,275)}(CLEARS THROAT) 1175 01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:51,377 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1176 01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:54,505 {\pos(97,275)}No, no! 1177 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,257 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY) 1178 01:24:56,716 --> 01:24:57,842 {\pos(97,275)}All right. 1179 01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:04,306 {\pos(97,275)}Didn't I get you already? 1180 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,766 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 1181 01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:12,439 {\pos(97,275)}(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1182 01:25:20,407 --> 01:25:21,907 {\pos(97,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1183 01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:40,801 {\pos(97,275)}They're very good! 1184 01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:43,846 {\pos(97,275)}I'm so proud of you, Son. 1185 01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:46,891 {\pos(97,275)}You've turned out to be a great parent! 1186 01:25:48,059 --> 01:25:49,560 {\pos(97,275)}Just like me. 1187 01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:52,354 {\pos(97,275)}Maybe even better. 1188 01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:57,985 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1189 01:25:58,069 --> 01:25:59,069 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 1190 01:26:00,614 --> 01:26:02,698 {\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1191 01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:13,918 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 1192 01:26:19,674 --> 01:26:21,383 {\pos(97,275)}No, I'm fine. Go ahead. 1193 01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:24,595 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 1194 01:27:01,424 --> 01:27:02,424 {\pos(97,275)}(MOANS) 1195 01:27:55,311 --> 01:27:56,729 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 1196 01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:58,439 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 1197 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:05,821 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, Carl! Hey. 1198 01:28:05,905 --> 01:28:06,905 {\pos(97,275)}Hmm? 1199 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,782 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1200 01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,201 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no. 1201 01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:12,494 {\pos(97,275)}BOTH: Me, me, me. 1202 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:14,788 {\pos(97,275)}John? 1203 01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:15,873 {\pos(97,275)}No, no. Me, me, me. 1204 01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:16,957 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1205 01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:20,044 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH GRUNTING) 1206 01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:21,128 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1207 01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:29,136 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1208 01:28:33,224 --> 01:28:34,266 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1209 01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:36,143 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1210 01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:41,899 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, poop. (SCREAMS) 1211 01:28:42,358 --> 01:28:43,901 {\pos(97,275)}(BLOWS WHISTLE) 1212 01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:11,428 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1213 01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:15,599 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1214 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:21,855 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 1215 01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:29,112 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) Oh, no! 1216 01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:31,406 {\pos(97,275)}Stop! Stop! 1217 01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:53,804 {\pos(97,275)}(CARL GROANING) 1218 01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:02,354 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1219 01:30:02,438 --> 01:30:04,064 {\pos(97,275)}Huh? (SCREAMING) 1220 01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:08,277 {\pos(97,275)}(MUSIC FADES OUT) 1221 01:30:08,486 --> 01:30:09,486 {\pos(97,275)}(BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1222 01:30:25,712 --> 01:30:27,504 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1223 01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:29,590 {\pos(97,275)}(IMITATES QUACKING) 1224 01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:32,050 {\pos(97,275)}(IMITATES SQUAWKING) 1225 01:30:32,635 --> 01:30:33,969 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, I am Gru. 1226 01:30:34,053 --> 01:30:37,097 {\pos(97,275)}Back to work, back to work! Back to... 1227 01:30:41,603 --> 01:34:42,717 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 1228 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,278 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 1229 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:32,115 {\pos(289,275)}(ORCHESTRA MUSIC BLARING) 1230 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:36,077 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1231 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,537 {\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS) 1232 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,540 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1233 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,852 {\pos(289,275)}(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1234 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:23,916 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1235 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,003 {\pos(289,275)}(COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1236 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,347 {\pos(289,275)}WOMAN: Excuse me, sir, is there a commode? 1237 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,519 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1238 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,983 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) Justin! 1239 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:52,153 {\pos(289,275)}Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand. 1240 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,033 {\pos(289,275)}(CAMERA CLICKING) 1241 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,456 {\pos(289,275)}Justin, you get back here right now! 1242 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:04,874 {\pos(289,275)}No, stop! 1243 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,376 {\pos(289,275)}No, no! Stop him! Go back! Don't climb! 1244 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,837 {\pos(289,275)}(IMITATING AIRPLANE WHOOSHING) 1245 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,174 {\pos(289,275)}Wait, wait. 1246 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,343 {\pos(289,275)}Hold on. Easy, little boy. 1247 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,971 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No! 1248 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,181 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1249 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,226 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! Oh! There he goes. 1250 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,393 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1251 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:35,905 {\pos(289,275)}Justin! 1252 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,374 {\pos(289,275)}I've got him! I've got him! 1253 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,708 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) 1254 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,254 {\pos(289,275)}(AIR ESCAPING) 1255 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,762 {\pos(289,275)}Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered 1256 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,640 {\pos(289,275)}that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen 1257 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,560 {\pos(289,275)}and replaced by a giant inflatable replica. 1258 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,813 {\pos(289,275)}There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens 1259 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,941 {\pos(289,275)}try to protect their beloved landmarks. 1260 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,027 {\pos(289,275)}Law enforcement still has no leads, 1261 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,530 {\pos(289,275)}leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains 1262 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,116 {\pos(289,275)}is responsible for this heinous crime? 1263 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,243 {\pos(289,275)}And where will he strike next? 1264 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:31,836 {\pos(289,275)}(CRYING) 1265 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,586 {\pos(289,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 1266 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,714 {\pos(289,275)}It's about time that I get my way 1267 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,383 {\pos(289,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see 1268 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,720 {\pos(289,275)}Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! (LAUGHING) 1269 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,931 {\pos(289,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 1270 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:28,059 {\pos(289,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay 1271 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:30,770 {\pos(289,275)}Watch, this is so fun to see 1272 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,481 {\pos(289,275)}Despicable me 1273 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,508 {\pos(289,275)}FRED: Morning, Gru! 1274 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,927 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) How you doing? 1275 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,054 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, Fred. 1276 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,015 {\pos(289,275)}FYI, your dog has been leaving 1277 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,184 {\pos(289,275)}little bombs all over my yard, 1278 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,602 {\pos(289,275)}and I don't appreciate it. 1279 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:14,313 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) Sorry. You know dogs. 1280 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,065 {\pos(289,275)}They go wherever they want to go. 1281 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,900 {\pos(289,275)}Unless they're dead. 1282 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,777 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1283 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,612 {\pos(289,275)}I'm joking! 1284 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,616 {\pos(289,275)}Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one. 1285 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,161 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, okay. Uh... Yeah. 1286 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:33,165 {\pos(289,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see 1287 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,501 {\pos(289,275)}Despicable me (LOUD SNORING) 1288 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,337 {\pos(289,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 1289 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,090 {\pos(289,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay 1290 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,096 {\pos(289,275)}Despicable me (CONTINUES SNORING) 1291 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,101 {\pos(289,275)}(DOORBELL CHIMES) 1292 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,521 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) You've got to be pulling on my leg! 1293 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:00,943 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: Hello! 1294 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,446 {\pos(289,275)}Cookies for sale. 1295 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,783 {\pos(289,275)}Go away. I'm not home. 1296 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,619 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, you are. I heard you. 1297 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,498 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) No, you didn't. This 1298 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,542 {\pos(289,275)}is a recording. 1299 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,711 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: No, it isn't. Yes, it is. 1300 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:23,507 {\pos(289,275)}Watch this. Leave a message, beep. 1301 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,801 {\pos(289,275)}(GRU SHOUTS IN PAIN) 1302 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,096 {\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, recorded message. 1303 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,015 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: Agnes, come on. 1304 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,518 {\pos(289,275)}Huh? 1305 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,192 {\pos(289,275)}(SNAPS) 1306 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,777 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS) Kyle! 1307 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,864 {\pos(289,275)}Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin. 1308 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,115 {\pos(289,275)}Gru! 1309 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,701 {\pos(289,275)}Ah, Dr. Nefario. 1310 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,453 {\pos(289,275)}I know how you must be feeling. 1311 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:55,998 {\pos(289,275)}I, too, have encountered great disappointment, 1312 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,503 {\pos(289,275)}but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats. 1313 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,630 {\pos(289,275)}What? What happened? 1314 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,131 {\pos(289,275)}It's all over the news! 1315 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,258 {\pos(289,275)}Some fella just stole a pyramid. 1316 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:09,595 {\pos(289,275)}They're saying he makes all other villains look 1317 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,889 {\pos(289,275)}lame. 1318 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,310 {\pos(289,275)}Assemble the minions! 1319 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,453 {\pos(289,275)}(YELPS) 1320 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,882 {\pos(289,275)}(COUNTING) 1321 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,759 {\pos(289,275)}Minions, assemble! 1322 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,262 {\pos(289,275)}Okay. Okay. 1323 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,348 {\pos(289,275)}Throo... 1324 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,058 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS IN PAIN) 1325 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,436 {\pos(289,275)}Hey! 1326 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,313 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1327 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,150 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1328 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,738 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) 1329 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,202 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1330 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,999 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1331 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,770 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 1332 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:49,528 {\pos(289,275)}Looking good, Kevin! How is the family? Good? 1333 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:50,863 {\pos(289,275)}All right. 1334 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,949 {\pos(289,275)}That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry? 1335 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,994 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, everybody! 1336 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,954 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah, all right! 1337 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,373 {\pos(289,275)}Simmer down. Simmer down! 1338 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,375 {\pos(289,275)}Thank you, okay. 1339 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,337 {\pos(289,275)}Now, I realize that you guys probably heard 1340 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,214 {\pos(289,275)}about this other villain who stole the pyramids. 1341 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,592 {\pos(289,275)}Apparently, it's a big deal. 1342 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:15,095 {\pos(289,275)}People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. 1343 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:19,350 {\pos(289,275)}But am I upset? No, I am not! 1344 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,269 {\pos(289,275)}A little, 1345 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:26,315 {\pos(289,275)}but we have had a pretty good year ourselves, 1346 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,234 {\pos(289,275)}and you guys are all right in my book. 1347 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,319 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 1348 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,654 {\pos(289,275)}No, no raises! 1349 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,907 {\pos(289,275)}You're not going to get any raises. 1350 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,409 {\pos(289,275)}What did we do? 1351 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:43,499 {\pos(289,275)}Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! 1352 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,209 {\pos(289,275)}Nice! (ALL CHEERING) 1353 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,794 {\pos(289,275)}Huh? 1354 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,921 {\pos(289,275)}That's how I roll. 1355 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:53,008 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh? 1356 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,219 {\pos(289,275)}But that's not all. 1357 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,597 {\pos(289,275)}We stole the Statue of Liberty, 1358 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,265 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 1359 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,685 {\pos(289,275)}The small one from Las Vegas. 1360 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,770 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY) 1361 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,857 {\pos(289,275)}And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas. 1362 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,735 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet, 1363 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:16,532 {\pos(289,275)}but I have been working on something very big! 1364 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:21,787 {\pos(289,275)}Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water! 1365 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,709 {\pos(289,275)}And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr. Nefario... 1366 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,127 {\pos(289,275)}Thank you! 1367 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,920 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Oh, there he is. 1368 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,505 {\pos(289,275)}He's styling. 1369 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,467 {\pos(289,275)}Now, we have located a shrink ray 1370 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:40,180 {\pos(289,275)}in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, 1371 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,642 {\pos(289,275)}we will have the capability 1372 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:47,730 {\pos(289,275)}to pull off the true crime of the century. 1373 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,899 {\pos(289,275)}We are going to steal... 1374 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:57,865 {\pos(289,275)}Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet. 1375 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,034 {\pos(289,275)}(MINIONS EXCLAIMING) 1376 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,244 {\pos(289,275)}Hey. 1377 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,455 {\pos(289,275)}Dave, listen up, please. 1378 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,504 {\pos(289,275)}Next, we are going to steal, 1379 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,923 {\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY) pause for effect, 1380 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,676 {\pos(289,275)}the moon! 1381 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,053 {\pos(289,275)}(MINIONS CHEERING) 1382 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:22,973 {\pos(289,275)}And once the moon is mine, 1383 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:27,770 {\pos(289,275)}the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! 1384 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:33,192 {\pos(289,275)}And I will be the greatest villain of all time! 1385 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,698 {\pos(289,275)}That's what I'm talking about. 1386 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,575 {\pos(289,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 1387 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,077 {\pos(289,275)}Yes? 1388 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,955 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, Gru? I've been crunching some numbers, 1389 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,209 {\pos(289,275)}and I really don't see how we can afford this. 1390 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,128 {\pos(289,275)}It can't be done. I'm not a miracle worker. 1391 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,172 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, chillax. 1392 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,926 {\pos(289,275)}I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me! 1393 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,483 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 1394 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,276 {\pos(289,275)}Edith, stop it! 1395 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,487 {\pos(289,275)}What? I'm just walking. 1396 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,704 {\pos(289,275)}(KEYS CLACKING) 1397 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,377 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back. 1398 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,756 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, girls! 1399 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,676 {\pos(289,275)}Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? 1400 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,637 {\pos(289,275)}Mmm. Let me think. 1401 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,180 {\pos(289,275)}No! 1402 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,520 {\pos(289,275)}Edith! What did you put on my desk? 1403 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,564 {\pos(289,275)}A mud pie. 1404 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:58,235 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) You're never gonna get adopted, Edith. You know that, don't you? 1405 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,778 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah, I know. 1406 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:00,863 {\pos(289,275)}Good. 1407 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:04,324 {\pos(289,275)}So, how did it go, girls? Did we meet our quotas? 1408 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,451 {\pos(289,275)}Sort of. 1409 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:10,789 {\pos(289,275)}We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties. 1410 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,877 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) Okay. 1411 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:19,131 {\pos(289,275)}Well, you say that like it's a great sale day. 1412 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,383 {\pos(289,275)}Look at my face! 1413 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,720 {\pos(289,275)}Do you still think it's a great sale day? 1414 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,639 {\pos(289,275)}Eighteen coco-nutties. 1415 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:32,728 {\pos(289,275)}I think we can do a little better than that, don't you? 1416 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,605 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah. 1417 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:39,067 {\pos(289,275)}We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No. 1418 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,652 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: No, Miss Hattie. 1419 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:44,448 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine. 1420 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,743 {\pos(289,275)}Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. 1421 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,994 {\pos(289,275)}Hi, guys. 1422 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:53,874 {\pos(289,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 1423 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,169 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but... 1424 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,797 {\pos(289,275)}I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. 1425 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,258 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHING) That was you, wasn't it? 1426 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:07,763 {\pos(289,275)}Or was it a villain who's actually successful? (LAUGHING) 1427 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,016 {\pos(289,275)}Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something 1428 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,894 {\pos(289,275)}that's very, very big, very important. 1429 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,022 {\pos(289,275)}When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud. 1430 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,482 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) 1431 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,777 {\pos(289,275)}Good luck with that. Okay, I'm out of here. 1432 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,947 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1433 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,657 {\pos(289,275)}(BREATHES DEEPLY) 1434 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,180 {\pos(289,275)}Gru to see Mr. Perkins. 1435 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,683 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, please have a seat. 1436 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,072 {\pos(289,275)}NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one small step for man, 1437 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,326 {\pos(289,275)}one giant leap for mankind. 1438 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,204 {\pos(289,275)}Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon. 1439 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,166 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) I'm afraid you're too late, Son. 1440 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,918 {\pos(289,275)}NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore. 1441 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,720 {\pos(289,275)}Hey. 1442 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:23,356 {\pos(289,275)}I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector. 1443 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,446 {\pos(289,275)}It's a mathematical term, 1444 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:34,034 {\pos(289,275)}a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude. 1445 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,040 {\pos(289,275)}Vector! That's me, 1446 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:45,378 {\pos(289,275)}'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. 1447 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,130 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! 1448 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,842 {\pos(289,275)}Check out my new weapon. 1449 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,178 {\pos(289,275)}Piranha gun! Oh, yes! 1450 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,388 {\pos(289,275)}Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? 1451 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,057 {\pos(289,275)}No, you haven't. I invented it. 1452 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,309 {\pos(289,275)}Do you want a demonstration? 1453 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,354 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Shoot! So difficult, sometimes, 1454 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,523 {\pos(289,275)}to get the piranha back inside of my... (EXCLAIMS) 1455 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,109 {\pos(289,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now. 1456 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,277 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: So, all I need 1457 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,364 {\pos(289,275)}is money from the bank to build a rocket. 1458 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,450 {\pos(289,275)}And then, the moon is ours. Wow! 1459 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,203 {\pos(289,275)}Well, very nice presentation. 1460 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,539 {\pos(289,275)}I'd like to see this shrink ray. 1461 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,333 {\pos(289,275)}Absolutely! Will do. 1462 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,793 {\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY) Soon as I have it. 1463 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,796 {\pos(289,275)}You don't have it? 1464 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,383 {\pos(289,275)}And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? 1465 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,136 {\pos(289,275)}Apparently. 1466 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:38,557 {\pos(289,275)}Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? 1467 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:44,229 {\pos(289,275)}With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. 1468 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,900 {\pos(289,275)}How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you. 1469 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,987 {\pos(289,275)}If we don't start getting our money back... 1470 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,490 {\pos(289,275)}Get the picture? 1471 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,495 {\pos(289,275)}Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there, 1472 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,623 {\pos(289,275)}younger than you, hungrier than you, 1473 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,750 {\pos(289,275)}younger than you. 1474 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,086 {\pos(289,275)}Like that young fellow out there named Vector. 1475 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,838 {\pos(289,275)}He just stole a pyramid! 1476 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,428 {\pos(289,275)}I've got it. I've got it. 1477 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,432 {\pos(289,275)}Um... So, as far as getting money for the rocket... 1478 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,518 {\pos(289,275)}Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk. 1479 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,700 {\pos(289,275)}(YELPING) 1480 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,907 {\pos(289,275)}(MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 1481 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,421 {\pos(289,275)}(HIGH-PITCHED TRUMPETING) 1482 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,382 {\pos(289,275)}(RUMBLING) 1483 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,434 {\pos(289,275)}(INAUDIBLE) 1484 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,690 {\pos(289,275)}(SHOUTING DESPERATELY) 1485 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,192 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHS) Suckers! 1486 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,652 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1487 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,949 {\pos(289,275)}Suckers! 1488 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,826 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1489 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,165 {\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha! We got it! 1490 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,131 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) (METAL SIZZLING) 1491 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,340 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1492 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,218 {\pos(289,275)}Hey! Hey! What! Hey! 1493 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:22,971 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 1494 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,684 {\pos(289,275)}You! 1495 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,227 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1496 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,399 {\pos(289,275)}Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! 1497 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,318 {\pos(289,275)}So long, Gru! 1498 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,944 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1499 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,654 {\pos(289,275)}Quick! We can't let him get away! 1500 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,822 {\pos(289,275)}(WHOOPING) 1501 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,831 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Up ahead! Up ahead! 1502 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,292 {\pos(289,275)}Fire! Fire, now! 1503 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,169 {\pos(289,275)}(MACHINE GUN FIRING) (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 1504 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,344 {\pos(289,275)}Oops, you missed me! 1505 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,471 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Come to papa! 1506 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,027 {\pos(289,275)}Take that. 1507 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,365 {\pos(289,275)}How adorable. (CHUCKLES) 1508 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,492 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Got you in our sights! 1509 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,495 {\pos(289,275)}Like taking candy from a... 1510 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,579 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1511 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,707 {\pos(289,275)}Ha! Hey, Gru! 1512 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,919 {\pos(289,275)}Try this on for size! 1513 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,090 {\pos(289,275)}That's weird. What is going... 1514 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,095 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREECHES) 1515 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,055 {\pos(289,275)}This is claustrophobic! 1516 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,849 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 1517 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,227 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1518 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,729 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1519 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,108 {\pos(289,275)}Too small! This is too small for me! 1520 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,776 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAM) 1521 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,155 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1522 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,241 {\pos(289,275)}I hate that guy! 1523 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,041 {\pos(289,275)}...and please watch over us, 1524 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,085 {\pos(289,275)}and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep. 1525 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,670 {\pos(289,275)}And bless that while we're sleeping, 1526 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,172 {\pos(289,275)}no bugs will crawl into our ears 1527 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,591 {\pos(289,275)}and lay eggs in our brains. 1528 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,553 {\pos(289,275)}Great. Thanks for that image, Edith. 1529 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,931 {\pos(289,275)}And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, 1530 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,934 {\pos(289,275)}and that the mommy and daddy will be nice 1531 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,936 {\pos(289,275)}and have a pet unicorn. 1532 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,563 {\pos(289,275)}Amen. 1533 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,440 {\pos(289,275)}Amen. Amen. 1534 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:46,531 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them 1535 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:50,368 {\pos(289,275)}Uni, uni, unicorns I love them 1536 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,080 {\pos(289,275)}Uni, unicorns, I could pet one 1537 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,541 {\pos(289,275)}If they were really real (SIGHS) 1538 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,709 {\pos(289,275)}And they are 1539 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,378 {\pos(289,275)}So, I bought one so I could pet it 1540 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,673 {\pos(289,275)}Now it loves me Now I love it 1541 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,758 {\pos(289,275)}La, la, la, la, la 1542 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,669 {\pos(289,275)}(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY) 1543 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,013 {\pos(289,275)}(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS) 1544 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,106 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 1545 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:05,527 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) 1546 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:08,988 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 1547 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,454 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) 1548 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,835 {\pos(289,275)}Don't you... (EXCLAIMS) What the... 1549 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,351 {\pos(289,275)}(MOANING) 1550 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,488 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) 1551 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,534 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, good luck, little girls! 1552 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,916 {\pos(289,275)}Whoa! Cool. 1553 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:07,046 {\pos(289,275)}Hi! We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls. 1554 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,090 {\pos(289,275)}VECTOR: I don't care. Beat it! Come on! 1555 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,427 {\pos(289,275)}We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future. 1556 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,346 {\pos(289,275)}VECTOR: Ooh! Wait, wait! Do you have coco-nutties? Yeah. 1557 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,620 {\pos(289,275)}Light bulb. 1558 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,042 {\pos(289,275)}Dr. Nefario! Huh? 1559 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,378 {\pos(289,275)}I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies! 1560 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,422 {\pos(289,275)}What? Cookie robots! 1561 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,924 {\pos(289,275)}Who is this? Oh, forget it. 1562 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,053 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) 1563 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,351 {\pos(289,275)}Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, 1564 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,644 {\pos(289,275)}Dr. Gru. 1565 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,067 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! And I see you have made a list 1566 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,904 {\pos(289,275)}of some of your personal achievements. 1567 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,823 {\pos(289,275)}Thank you for that. I love reading. 1568 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,534 {\pos(289,275)}(MUMBLING GIBBERISH) 1569 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,042 {\pos(289,275)}And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor 1570 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,252 {\pos(289,275)}and a knighthood. 1571 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,131 {\pos(289,275)}Me, me, me. Me, me, me. 1572 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,216 {\pos(289,275)}Kevin? 1573 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,675 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH) 1574 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,261 {\pos(289,275)}You had your own cooking show 1575 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:41,307 {\pos(289,275)}and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds? 1576 00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:43,101 {\pos(289,275)}It's not that impressive. 1577 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,185 {\pos(289,275)}Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1578 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,269 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1579 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,562 {\pos(289,275)}Idiot! (CHUCKLES) 1580 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,401 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 1581 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,738 {\pos(289,275)}What in the name of... What? 1582 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:56,823 {\pos(289,275)}(GRU CLEARS THROAT) 1583 00:26:56,907 --> 00:27:00,118 {\pos(289,275)}Well, here's the dealio. 1584 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:05,123 {\pos(289,275)}Things have been so lonely since my wife, 1585 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,460 {\pos(289,275)}Debbie, passed on. 1586 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,713 {\pos(289,275)}It's like my heart is a tooth, 1587 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:18,219 {\pos(289,275)}and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children. 1588 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,804 {\pos(289,275)}I'm sorry. 1589 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,395 {\pos(289,275)}You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? 1590 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,273 {\pos(289,275)}Do I look like I speak Spanish? 1591 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:35,695 {\pos(289,275)}You have a face como un burro. 1592 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,157 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 1593 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:41,742 {\pos(289,275)}Well, thank you! (GIGGLES) 1594 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:46,914 {\pos(289,275)}Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption? 1595 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,583 {\pos(289,275)}So, so excited! 1596 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,880 {\pos(289,275)}Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby. 1597 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,673 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 1598 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,634 {\pos(289,275)}I bet the mom is beautiful! 1599 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,845 {\pos(289,275)}I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. 1600 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,764 {\pos(289,275)}I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears. 1601 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:07,018 {\pos(289,275)}I'm just saying it'd be nice. 1602 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:11,355 {\pos(289,275)}Aw! My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. 1603 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,982 {\pos(289,275)}That's a Cheeto. 1604 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,108 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 1605 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,780 {\pos(289,275)}Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman. 1606 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,534 {\pos(289,275)}Who's Debbie? 1607 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,453 {\pos(289,275)}Your wife. (DOOR OPENS) 1608 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,038 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Hi, girls! 1609 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,884 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru. 1610 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,304 {\pos(289,275)}He's going to adopt you. 1611 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,973 {\pos(289,275)}And he's a dentist! 1612 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,644 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah! (CHUCKLING) 1613 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,272 {\pos(289,275)}Um... 1614 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:57,735 {\pos(289,275)}Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith. 1615 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,112 {\pos(289,275)}And that's Agnes. 1616 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,156 {\pos(289,275)}(SING-SONG) I got your leg, I got your leg! 1617 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,326 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, that is enough, little girl. 1618 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,745 {\pos(289,275)}Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it. Higher! 1619 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,122 {\pos(289,275)}Higher! (LAUGHS) Just release your grip. Wow! 1620 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:13,584 {\pos(289,275)}How do you remove them? Is there a command? 1621 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,628 {\pos(289,275)}Some nonstick spray? 1622 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,507 {\pos(289,275)}Crowbar? (SIGHS) 1623 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:23,261 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls, let's go. 1624 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:36,566 {\pos(289,275)}(CRYING) 1625 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,905 {\pos(289,275)}(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING) 1626 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,325 {\pos(289,275)}VECTOR: (GRUNTS) Ah-ha! 1627 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,536 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! 1628 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,915 {\pos(289,275)}Pretty impressive! 1629 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,168 {\pos(289,275)}What are you looking at? 1630 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,545 {\pos(289,275)}Boo-ya! 1631 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,716 {\pos(289,275)}You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash! 1632 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:03,384 {\pos(289,275)}Take that! 1633 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,845 {\pos(289,275)}You done been shrunk! 1634 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,054 {\pos(289,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 1635 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,347 {\pos(289,275)}Yello? 1636 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,225 {\pos(289,275)}I got the shrink ray, all right. 1637 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,895 {\pos(289,275)}No, I'm not playing with it. 1638 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,356 {\pos(289,275)}Gru? (LAUGHING) 1639 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,109 {\pos(289,275)}Don't make me laugh! No. 1640 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:23,154 {\pos(289,275)}P.S., he is not getting the moon, 1641 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:26,282 {\pos(289,275)}and P. P.S., by the time I'm done with him, 1642 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,908 {\pos(289,275)}he's gonna be begging for mercy. 1643 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,245 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, bye. 1644 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:37,293 {\pos(289,275)}Aw! Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... 1645 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:38,628 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS) 1646 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:40,588 {\pos(289,275)}Curse you, tiny toilet! 1647 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,303 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, here we are. 1648 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,929 {\pos(289,275)}Home sweet home. 1649 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,310 {\pos(289,275)}So, this is, like, your house? 1650 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,395 {\pos(289,275)}Wait a sec... 1651 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,231 {\pos(289,275)}You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 1652 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,317 {\pos(289,275)}No, that was someone else. 1653 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,165 {\pos(289,275)}Can I hold your hand? 1654 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:17,958 {\pos(289,275)}Uh, no. 1655 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,429 {\pos(289,275)}When we got adopted by a bald guy, 1656 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:33,140 {\pos(289,275)}I thought this'd be more like Annie. 1657 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,810 {\pos(289,275)}(GROWLING) 1658 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,359 {\pos(289,275)}No, hey! 1659 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:50,616 {\pos(289,275)}Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. 1660 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,327 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, this is Kyle, my 1661 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,453 {\pos(289,275)}dog. 1662 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,539 {\pos(289,275)}(SNARLS) 1663 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,374 {\pos(289,275)}Ooh! Fluffy doggy! 1664 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,294 {\pos(289,275)}(YELPING) 1665 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:04,964 {\pos(289,275)}What kind of dog is that? 1666 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,675 {\pos(289,275)}He is a... I don't know. 1667 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:11,762 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 1668 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,931 {\pos(289,275)}'Cause it's not. 1669 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,351 {\pos(289,275)}No! No! Stay away from there! 1670 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,019 {\pos(289,275)}It's fragile. 1671 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,480 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1672 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:25,025 {\pos(289,275)}Well, I suppose the plan will work with two. 1673 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,903 {\pos(289,275)}EDITH: Hey! It's dark in here. 1674 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,159 {\pos(289,275)}It poked a hole in my juice box. 1675 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,373 {\pos(289,275)}As you can see, 1676 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,960 {\pos(289,275)}I have provided everything a child might need. 1677 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:45,838 {\pos(289,275)}All right. 1678 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,425 {\pos(289,275)}Uh... Okay. As I was saying... Hey! (CRASHING) 1679 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:51,677 {\pos(289,275)}Somebody broke that. 1680 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,806 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules. 1681 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,725 {\pos(289,275)}Rule number one. 1682 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,352 {\pos(289,275)}You will not touch anything. 1683 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:02,313 {\pos(289,275)}Uh-huh. What about the floor? 1684 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,773 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, you may touch the floor. 1685 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,233 {\pos(289,275)}What about the air? 1686 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,402 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, you may touch the air! 1687 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,528 {\pos(289,275)}What about this? 1688 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,239 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 1689 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,658 {\pos(289,275)}Where did you get that? Found it. 1690 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:18,496 {\pos(289,275)}Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working. 1691 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,498 {\pos(289,275)}Rule number three. 1692 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:25,044 {\pos(289,275)}You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 1693 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,755 {\pos(289,275)}or sneeze or burp or fart! 1694 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:32,760 {\pos(289,275)}So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? 1695 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,678 {\pos(289,275)}Does this count as annoying? 1696 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,430 {\pos(289,275)}(POPPING) 1697 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,600 {\pos(289,275)}Very! 1698 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,310 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 1699 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,688 {\pos(289,275)}I will see you in six hours. 1700 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:50,694 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. 1701 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:55,699 {\pos(289,275)}We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes? 1702 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,327 {\pos(289,275)}Mmm? 1703 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:01,956 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 1704 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,291 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1705 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:07,378 {\pos(289,275)}(CLICKING) 1706 00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:11,549 {\pos(289,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1707 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:27,273 {\pos(289,275)}Uh, question. What are these? 1708 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:32,653 {\pos(289,275)}A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! (LAUGHING) 1709 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,738 {\pos(289,275)}Look at this. Watch me! 1710 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,323 {\pos(289,275)}(MUSIC STOPS) 1711 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,328 {\pos(289,275)}Cookie robots. I said cookie robots. 1712 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,498 {\pos(289,275)}Why are you so old? 1713 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,586 {\pos(289,275)}Okay. I'm on it. 1714 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,838 {\pos(289,275)}Hello? 1715 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:07,771 {\pos(289,275)}TV! 1716 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,150 {\pos(289,275)}(KYLE GROWLING) 1717 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:27,166 {\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS) 1718 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:28,626 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: What is that? 1719 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:29,918 {\pos(289,275)}Wow! Look at that! 1720 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:31,462 {\pos(289,275)}That is cool! 1721 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,589 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! 1722 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,383 {\pos(289,275)}I don't think he's a dentist. 1723 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,059 {\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS) 1724 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:52,024 {\pos(289,275)}We've been working on this for a while. 1725 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,902 {\pos(289,275)}It's a anti-gravity serum. 1726 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,571 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 1727 00:35:58,031 --> 00:35:59,365 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 1728 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:03,994 {\pos(289,275)}I meant to close that. He'll be all right, I'm sure. 1729 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,621 {\pos(289,275)}Do the effects wear off? 1730 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,164 {\pos(289,275)}Uh, so far, 1731 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,249 {\pos(289,275)}no. No, they don't. 1732 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,879 {\pos(289,275)}And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. 1733 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,464 {\pos(289,275)}(FARTING) 1734 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,509 {\pos(289,275)}No, no. 1735 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:22,471 {\pos(289,275)}I said "dart gun," not... Okay. 1736 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:25,849 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering 1737 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:28,519 {\pos(289,275)}under what circumstances would we use this? 1738 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,062 {\pos(289,275)}But, anyway. 1739 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:33,607 {\pos(289,275)}What I really wanted to show you was this. 1740 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:41,490 {\pos(289,275)}Now those are cookie robots! 1741 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,869 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) La, la, la, la I love unicorns 1742 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:49,623 {\pos(289,275)}What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the kitchen! 1743 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,292 {\pos(289,275)}We got bored. What is this place? 1744 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,211 {\pos(289,275)}Can I drink this? 1745 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,755 {\pos(289,275)}Do you want to explode? 1746 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,298 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 1747 00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,383 {\pos(289,275)}Gru! 1748 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,468 {\pos(289,275)}Get back in the kitchen! 1749 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,679 {\pos(289,275)}Will you play with us? No. 1750 00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:06,306 {\pos(289,275)}Why? Because I'm busy. 1751 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,933 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) Doing what? 1752 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,309 {\pos(289,275)}Um... 1753 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,978 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay, you got me. 1754 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,814 {\pos(289,275)}The dentist thing is more of a hobby. 1755 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,817 {\pos(289,275)}In real life, I am a spy. 1756 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:20,446 {\pos(289,275)}And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody, 1757 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,656 {\pos(289,275)}because if you do... What does this do? 1758 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,201 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1759 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,036 {\pos(289,275)}Hey! Oops. 1760 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,955 {\pos(289,275)}My unicorn! 1761 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,915 {\pos(289,275)}You have to fix it. 1762 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,918 {\pos(289,275)}Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. 1763 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,337 {\pos(289,275)}By definition, it cannot be fixed. 1764 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,089 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1765 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,632 {\pos(289,275)}(INHALES) 1766 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,761 {\pos(289,275)}That's freaking me out. What is she doing? 1767 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:48,056 {\pos(289,275)}She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one. 1768 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,685 {\pos(289,275)}It is just a toy. Now stop it! 1769 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,145 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1770 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,232 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay! I'll fix it! 1771 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,610 {\pos(289,275)}Tim! Mark! Phil! 1772 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,489 {\pos(289,275)}This is very important. 1773 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:07,117 {\pos(289,275)}You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy. 1774 00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,160 {\pos(289,275)}Eh? 1775 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:10,245 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1776 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,081 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) 1777 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:15,042 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, hey, hey! A toy! 1778 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,295 {\pos(289,275)}Go, and hurry! 1779 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,588 {\pos(289,275)}What are those? 1780 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:22,841 {\pos(289,275)}They are my cousins. 1781 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,219 {\pos(289,275)}Jerry! Stuart! 1782 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,306 {\pos(289,275)}Watch them, and keep them away from me, please. 1783 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,951 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: Wow! 1784 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,915 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY) 1785 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,588 {\pos(289,275)}(STUTTERING) 1786 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:10,430 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1787 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,266 {\pos(289,275)}Ooh! 1788 00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:16,770 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 1789 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,321 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 1790 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:27,614 {\pos(289,275)}Hmm... 1791 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,699 {\pos(289,275)}(FEEDBACK) 1792 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,284 {\pos(289,275)}(SHUDDERING) 1793 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,955 {\pos(289,275)}(SINGING GIBBERISH) 1794 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:41,837 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SINGING) 1795 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,881 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 1796 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,300 {\pos(289,275)}(CRASHING) 1797 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,142 {\pos(289,275)}It was your cousin's idea. 1798 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:56,643 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1799 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,562 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, bedtime. 1800 00:39:58,646 --> 00:39:59,980 {\pos(289,275)}GIRLS: Aw! 1801 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,565 {\pos(289,275)}Aw! Aw! 1802 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,275 {\pos(289,275)}Not you two! 1803 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,484 {\pos(289,275)}(CHEERING) 1804 00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:09,573 {\pos(289,275)}Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye. All tucked in. Sweet dreams. 1805 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,285 {\pos(289,275)}Just so you know, 1806 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,203 {\pos(289,275)}you're never gonna be my dad. 1807 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:18,040 {\pos(289,275)}Hmm. I think I can live with that. 1808 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,543 {\pos(289,275)}Are these beds made out of bombs? 1809 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:26,256 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. 1810 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,176 {\pos(289,275)}But try not to toss and turn. 1811 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,427 {\pos(289,275)}Cool. 1812 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:34,514 {\pos(289,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story? No. 1813 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,684 {\pos(289,275)}But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story. 1814 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:41,396 {\pos(289,275)}Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it? 1815 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,817 {\pos(289,275)}So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. 1816 00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:49,821 {\pos(289,275)}Because there are literally thousands of them. 1817 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:54,034 {\pos(289,275)}(WHISPERING SCARILY) And there's probably something in your closet. 1818 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,788 {\pos(289,275)}He's just kidding, Agnes. 1819 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,209 {\pos(289,275)}(DOOR OPENS) (GASPS) 1820 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,890 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1821 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,937 {\pos(289,275)}It's beautiful. 1822 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,575 {\pos(289,275)}(HUMMING) 1823 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,077 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 1824 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,801 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, let's go. 1825 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:55,721 {\pos(289,275)}Time to deliver the cookies! 1826 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:59,349 {\pos(289,275)}Mmm. Okay. But first, we're going to dance class. 1827 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:02,352 {\pos(289,275)}Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today. 1828 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,271 {\pos(289,275)}Actually, we can't 1829 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,982 {\pos(289,275)}(IMITATING GRU) Skip the dance class today. 1830 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,025 {\pos(289,275)}We have a big recital coming up. 1831 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,944 {\pos(289,275)}We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. 1832 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,362 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah, Swan Lake! 1833 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,197 {\pos(289,275)}That's fantastic. Wonderful. 1834 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:18,410 {\pos(289,275)}But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on! 1835 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,580 {\pos(289,275)}No. 1836 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,498 {\pos(289,275)}No? 1837 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:26,835 {\pos(289,275)}We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class. 1838 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,044 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Really? 1839 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,840 {\pos(289,275)}Well, I am not driving you to dance class. 1840 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:37,304 {\pos(289,275)}So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves. 1841 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,644 {\pos(289,275)}What are you doing? 1842 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:46,521 {\pos(289,275)}Walking to dance class. 1843 00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,565 {\pos(289,275)}Ya? Okay, fine. 1844 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:52,486 {\pos(289,275)}You just keep walking, because I'm really not driving you! 1845 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,779 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: Okay. 1846 00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:54,863 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) 1847 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:57,783 {\pos(289,275)}You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru! 1848 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,243 {\pos(289,275)}Seriously, I'm going to count to three! 1849 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,287 {\pos(289,275)}And you had better be in this car! 1850 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:06,041 {\pos(289,275)}Here we go! One! Two! 1851 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:09,711 {\pos(289,275)}INSTRUCTOR: Three, four and five. 1852 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,672 {\pos(289,275)}And lift, and stretch. 1853 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,383 {\pos(289,275)}And one, and two... 1854 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:17,594 {\pos(289,275)}Here you go. What is it? 1855 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:21,223 {\pos(289,275)}Your ticket to the dance recital. You are coming, right? 1856 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:22,933 {\pos(289,275)}Of course, of course. 1857 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:26,102 {\pos(289,275)}I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on. 1858 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,854 {\pos(289,275)}Pinky promise? 1859 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,231 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 1860 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:32,526 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yes. My pinky promises. 1861 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:50,377 {\pos(289,275)}All right. Our first customer is a man named Vector. 1862 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,212 {\pos(289,275)}But he's a V. 1863 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,297 {\pos(289,275)}You know, we're supposed to start with the A's. 1864 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,299 {\pos(289,275)}Then we go to the B's. Then we... 1865 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,802 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten. 1866 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,304 {\pos(289,275)}I know how the alphabet works! 1867 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,098 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 1868 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,560 {\pos(289,275)}I was just thinking 1869 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,397 {\pos(289,275)}that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector's first. 1870 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,148 {\pos(289,275)}That is all. 1871 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,904 {\pos(289,275)}Almost over. It's almost over. 1872 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:24,286 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude! (CHUCKLING) 1873 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:27,747 {\pos(289,275)}Do you have my cookies for me? 1874 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,424 {\pos(289,275)}Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, 1875 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:42,220 {\pos(289,275)}two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties. 1876 00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:45,891 {\pos(289,275)}Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies. 1877 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,017 {\pos(289,275)}Not likely. 1878 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,185 {\pos(289,275)}Name one person who ordered more cookies than me. 1879 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,979 {\pos(289,275)}That'll be $52. 1880 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,856 {\pos(289,275)}Right. 1881 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:03,116 {\pos(289,275)}Seven, eight, nine... 1882 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:06,578 {\pos(289,275)}Tic Tacs! Where was I? 1883 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,873 {\pos(289,275)}Seven, eight, nine... 1884 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,750 {\pos(289,275)}Why are you wearing pajamas? 1885 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:16,129 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFING) These aren't pajamas! This is a warm-up suit. 1886 00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:24,971 {\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING) 1887 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,190 {\pos(289,275)}What are you warming up for? Stuff. 1888 00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:36,274 {\pos(289,275)}What sort of stuff? 1889 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:38,777 {\pos(289,275)}Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. 1890 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:40,278 {\pos(289,275)}Like sleeping? 1891 00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:43,281 {\pos(289,275)}They are not pajamas! 1892 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,832 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL GRUNTING) 1893 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:58,338 {\pos(289,275)}Here you go, 52 big ones. 1894 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,932 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1895 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,684 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION) 1896 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:13,687 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 1897 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,899 {\pos(289,275)}Bye! 1898 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,653 {\pos(289,275)}(DEVICE POWERING DOWN) 1899 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:28,493 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1900 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:41,715 {\pos(289,275)}(EXHALES) 1901 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:44,634 {\pos(289,275)}(CRACKING) 1902 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,344 {\pos(289,275)}(SHUDDERING) 1903 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:05,321 {\pos(289,275)}(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 1904 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,745 {\pos(289,275)}(MAN CHATTERING ON TV) 1905 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,204 {\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY) Come on! 1906 00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,428 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1907 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,103 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) What the... 1908 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,608 {\pos(289,275)}Quiet down, fish! 1909 00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:49,657 {\pos(289,275)}Down, boy! 1910 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:12,722 {\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha! (LAUGHING) 1911 00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:16,142 {\pos(289,275)}We did it! Come on, girls, let's go! 1912 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:27,111 {\pos(289,275)}But what about the other people who ordered cookies? 1913 00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:29,906 {\pos(289,275)}Life is full of disappointments 1914 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:32,742 {\pos(289,275)}for some people. (CHUCKLING) 1915 00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:35,161 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) (EXCLAIMS) 1916 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,413 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 1917 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:38,998 {\pos(289,275)}Don't do that! 1918 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:42,126 {\pos(289,275)}Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please? 1919 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,586 {\pos(289,275)}No. 1920 00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,172 {\pos(289,275)}But we've never been. And it's the funnest place on earth! 1921 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:47,298 {\pos(289,275)}Don't care. 1922 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,508 {\pos(289,275)}Please? Please? 1923 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,260 {\pos(289,275)}We'll never ask for anything else, ever again! 1924 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,387 {\pos(289,275)}Pretty please? Please? 1925 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,479 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! Come on! 1926 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,190 {\pos(289,275)}Light bulb. 1927 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,905 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! 1928 00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,950 {\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, have fun. 1929 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:20,915 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry, dude. They can't ride without an adult. 1930 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,375 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1931 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,335 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) 1932 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:32,010 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS WHOOPING) 1933 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,891 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 1934 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,967 {\pos(289,275)}(RETCHING) 1935 00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,308 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh! 1936 00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:22,810 {\pos(289,275)}Look at that fluffy unicorn! 1937 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,857 {\pos(289,275)}He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die! 1938 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,359 {\pos(289,275)}You've gotta let us play for it! 1939 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,194 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no. 1940 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:32,570 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! 1941 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:36,658 {\pos(289,275)}How much for the fluffy unicorn? 1942 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:37,784 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1943 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,744 {\pos(289,275)}Well, it is not for sale. 1944 00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:41,746 {\pos(289,275)}But all you gotta do to win it 1945 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:44,832 {\pos(289,275)}is knock down that little spaceship there. 1946 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:46,834 {\pos(289,275)}It's easy! 1947 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:56,469 {\pos(289,275)}Yay! 1948 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:09,649 {\pos(289,275)}Again! 1949 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,819 {\pos(289,275)}Wait! Come on. One more time! 1950 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,070 {\pos(289,275)}Just one more. 1951 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,531 {\pos(289,275)}I accidentally closed my eyes. 1952 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,881 {\pos(289,275)}I hit it! I hit it! That was cool. 1953 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:36,759 {\pos(289,275)}Aw! 1954 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,222 {\pos(289,275)}Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? 1955 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:45,059 {\pos(289,275)}She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes. 1956 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,895 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you. 1957 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:50,231 {\pos(289,275)}You see that little tin spaceship? 1958 00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:52,483 {\pos(289,275)}You see how it's not knocked over? 1959 00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:55,445 {\pos(289,275)}Do you know what that means, professor? 1960 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:59,032 {\pos(289,275)}It means you don't get the unicorn! 1961 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,117 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Uh-oh! 1962 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:03,036 {\pos(289,275)}Somebody's got a frowny face. 1963 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,538 {\pos(289,275)}Boo! Better luck next time! 1964 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,501 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, my turn. 1965 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:34,442 {\pos(289,275)}Knocked over! 1966 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:40,573 {\pos(289,275)}It's so fluffy! 1967 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:41,657 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah! 1968 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:44,410 {\pos(289,275)}That was awesome! 1969 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,162 {\pos(289,275)}You blew up the whole thing! 1970 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:48,623 {\pos(289,275)}Let's go. Let's try another game! 1971 00:52:53,086 --> 00:52:54,587 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL LAUGHING) 1972 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,090 {\pos(289,275)}Gru, do you mind if I have a quick word? 1973 00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:01,093 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls, go play. 1974 00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,937 {\pos(289,275)}I got the shrink ray! 1975 00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:15,775 {\pos(289,275)}Cotton candy! 1976 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:20,696 {\pos(289,275)}We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position. 1977 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,949 {\pos(289,275)}We can't afford any distractions! 1978 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:25,952 {\pos(289,275)}Get me Perkins. 1979 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,292 {\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha! 1980 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:36,087 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins, 1981 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:40,174 {\pos(289,275)}but I figured that you would want to see this! 1982 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,093 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1983 00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:55,982 {\pos(289,275)}Well done, Gru. (SQUEAKING) 1984 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,066 {\pos(289,275)}Rather impressive. 1985 00:53:57,150 --> 00:54:00,152 {\pos(289,275)}Now, the rest of the plan is simple. 1986 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:04,574 {\pos(289,275)}I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. 1987 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:08,369 {\pos(289,275)}I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet. 1988 00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:10,079 {\pos(289,275)}What? (GIRLS LAUGHING) 1989 00:54:10,163 --> 00:54:12,248 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry. Sorry! 1990 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:15,459 {\pos(289,275)}Could you excuse me for just one second? 1991 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:16,961 {\pos(289,275)}I told you not to touch my things. 1992 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:20,089 {\pos(289,275)}I told you, I told you. I've told you a thousand times. 1993 00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:21,841 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, can we order pizza? 1994 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,843 {\pos(289,275)}Pizza? You just had lunch. 1995 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:25,094 {\pos(289,275)}Not now, for dinner. 1996 00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:26,762 {\pos(289,275)}Dinner? 1997 00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:29,640 {\pos(289,275)}Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever. Just get back in there! 1998 00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,559 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Can we get stuffed crust? 1999 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:32,727 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 2000 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,020 {\pos(289,275)}Stuffed crust! Stuffed crust! 2001 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:35,688 {\pos(289,275)}I'll stuff you all in the crust! 2002 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,106 {\pos(289,275)}(GIGGLING) 2003 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,108 {\pos(289,275)}You're funny! 2004 00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:41,944 {\pos(289,275)}Just don't come out of that room again! 2005 00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:43,529 {\pos(289,275)}All right. 2006 00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:47,825 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry about that. Where were we? 2007 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,493 {\pos(289,275)}You were sitting on the toilet. 2008 00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:54,123 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! No, I'm sorry. It was a little attempt at humor. 2009 00:54:54,207 --> 00:54:57,043 {\pos(289,275)}I know how much you like to laugh 2010 00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:03,341 {\pos(289,275)}inside. Now, I was saying... 2011 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,217 {\pos(289,275)}(DOOR CREAKING OPEN) 2012 00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,846 {\pos(289,275)}You don't seem terribly focused, Gru. 2013 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,265 {\pos(289,275)}Believe me, I am completely focused. 2014 00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:13,434 {\pos(289,275)}Hello! Whoa! What? 2015 00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:14,644 {\pos(289,275)}That guy is huge! 2016 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,145 {\pos(289,275)}Are we on TV? What are those? Children? 2017 00:55:16,229 --> 00:55:19,065 {\pos(289,275)}What are you doing? I told you to stay out of here! 2018 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,733 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING) 2019 00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:25,488 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 2020 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:26,656 {\pos(289,275)}Freeze ray! 2021 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,324 {\pos(289,275)}Mr. Gru? 2022 00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:30,368 {\pos(289,275)}(GRU EXCLAIMING) 2023 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,413 {\pos(289,275)}Okay. 2024 00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:37,166 {\pos(289,275)}As I was saying... 2025 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:41,087 {\pos(289,275)}No need to continue. I've seen quite enough. 2026 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,338 {\pos(289,275)}But my plan... 2027 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:43,506 {\pos(289,275)}Is a great plan. 2028 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,801 {\pos(289,275)}I love everything about your plan, except for one thing. 2029 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,011 {\pos(289,275)}You. 2030 00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:55,851 {\pos(289,275)}Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon! 2031 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,854 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 2032 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:02,984 {\pos(289,275)}Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! 2033 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:05,236 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 2034 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,571 {\pos(289,275)}Look, Mom, I made a real rocket 2035 00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,991 {\pos(289,275)}based on the macaroni prototype! 2036 00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:13,494 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 2037 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,163 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 2038 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,004 {\pos(289,275)}I don't understand. 2039 00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:25,631 {\pos(289,275)}Let's face reality, Gru. 2040 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:30,469 {\pos(289,275)}You've been at this for far too long with far too little success. 2041 00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:34,890 {\pos(289,275)}We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... 2042 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,351 {\pos(289,275)}Well, a younger villain. 2043 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:38,894 {\pos(289,275)}But I... 2044 00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,105 {\pos(289,275)}It's over. Goodbye, Gru. 2045 00:56:53,618 --> 00:56:55,494 {\pos(289,275)}(INDISTINCT MUTTERING) 2046 00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:58,039 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 2047 00:57:02,335 --> 00:57:06,839 {\pos(289,275)}Now, I know there have been some rumors going around 2048 00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:10,217 {\pos(289,275)}that the bank is no longer funding us. 2049 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:13,888 {\pos(289,275)}Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. 2050 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,933 {\pos(289,275)}They are true. 2051 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,810 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL GASP) Uh-oh! 2052 00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:22,104 {\pos(289,275)}In terms of money, 2053 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,441 {\pos(289,275)}we have no money. 2054 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,110 {\pos(289,275)}So how will we get to the moon? 2055 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,113 {\pos(289,275)}The answer is clear. 2056 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,782 {\pos(289,275)}We won't. 2057 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:34,992 {\pos(289,275)}(SOBBING) 2058 00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:38,120 {\pos(289,275)}We are doomed. 2059 00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,957 {\pos(289,275)}Now would probably be a good time 2060 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,959 {\pos(289,275)}to look for other employment options. 2061 00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:45,377 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL GASP) 2062 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:46,962 {\pos(289,275)}I know. 2063 00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:52,301 {\pos(289,275)}I have fired up my resume as I suggest that all of you do, as well. 2064 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:54,887 {\pos(289,275)}What is it? 2065 00:57:56,807 --> 00:58:00,101 {\pos(289,275)}Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk? 2066 00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:19,995 {\pos(289,275)}(MINION EXCLAIMING) 2067 00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:21,747 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2068 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:25,709 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING) 2069 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,132 {\pos(289,275)}Yes! 2070 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:34,135 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, we will build our own rocket 2071 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:38,305 {\pos(289,275)}using this and whatever else we can find! 2072 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:42,393 {\pos(289,275)}Grab everything! Hit the junkyards! Take apart the cars! 2073 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:44,770 {\pos(289,275)}Who needs the bank? 2074 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:46,605 {\pos(289,275)}Let's go. Let's go! 2075 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:56,615 {\pos(289,275)}(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 2076 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,247 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2077 00:59:12,757 --> 00:59:14,133 {\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING) 2078 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,866 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) Mom! What are you doing here? 2079 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:41,785 {\pos(289,275)}And here he is in the bathtub. 2080 00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:44,163 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Look at his little buns. 2081 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,165 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 2082 00:59:46,499 --> 00:59:47,958 {\pos(289,275)}Mom. 2083 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,460 {\pos(289,275)}Not cool. 2084 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:55,007 {\pos(289,275)}And here, he's all dressed up in his Sunday best. 2085 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:57,301 {\pos(289,275)}He looks like a girl! 2086 00:59:57,385 --> 01:00:01,138 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLES) Yes, he does. An ugly girl! 2087 01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:07,353 {\pos(289,275)}(WHOOPING) 2088 01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:20,199 {\pos(289,275)}(SNARLING) 2089 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,537 {\pos(289,275)}You're funny! 2090 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:42,012 {\pos(289,275)}Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy! 2091 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,936 {\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING) 2092 01:00:51,564 --> 01:00:52,564 {\pos(289,275)}(BEEPING RAPIDLY) 2093 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,566 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 2094 01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:02,658 {\pos(289,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Perkins, your son is here. 2095 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:04,576 {\pos(289,275)}Send him in. 2096 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:07,413 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, Dad. 2097 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:09,665 {\pos(289,275)}You wanted to see me? 2098 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:11,166 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, I did, Victor. 2099 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,751 {\pos(289,275)}I am not Victor anymore. 2100 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:16,297 {\pos(289,275)}Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector! 2101 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:17,715 {\pos(289,275)}Sit down! 2102 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,760 {\pos(289,275)}Do you know where the shrink ray is? 2103 01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:24,138 {\pos(289,275)}Duh! Back at my place. 2104 01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:27,057 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. 2105 01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:31,437 {\pos(289,275)}I guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it! 2106 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,276 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! What the... Those girls sold me cookies! 2107 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:41,322 {\pos(289,275)}Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? 2108 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,198 {\pos(289,275)}I give you the opportunity of a lifetime, 2109 01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:44,950 {\pos(289,275)}and you just blow it! 2110 01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:48,495 {\pos(289,275)}No, I didn't. 2111 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,621 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, really? 2112 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,541 {\pos(289,275)}You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon. 2113 01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:55,669 {\pos(289,275)}Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah! 2114 01:01:57,964 --> 01:02:00,758 {\pos(289,275)}MAN: (SCREAMS) There's a squid on my face! 2115 01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:01,842 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLES) 2116 01:02:02,343 --> 01:02:03,635 {\pos(289,275)}Don't worry. 2117 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,972 {\pos(289,275)}The moon is as good as ours. 2118 01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:09,725 {\pos(289,275)}(CHEERING) (LAUGHING) 2119 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,310 {\pos(289,275)}Come on now, it's bedtime. 2120 01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:14,021 {\pos(289,275)}Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell. 2121 01:02:14,105 --> 01:02:15,105 {\pos(289,275)}(EXHALES) 2122 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:16,565 {\pos(289,275)}You did not! 2123 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:20,736 {\pos(289,275)}Put on your PJs. Hold still. Okay, seriously! Seriously! 2124 01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:23,614 {\pos(289,275)}This is beddie-bye time, right now. 2125 01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:25,324 {\pos(289,275)}I'm not kidding around. I mean it! 2126 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,742 {\pos(289,275)}But we're not tired! 2127 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,118 {\pos(289,275)}Well, I am tired. 2128 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,454 {\pos(289,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story? 2129 01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:35,709 {\pos(289,275)}No. 2130 01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,044 {\pos(289,275)}Pretty please! 2131 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:40,923 {\pos(289,275)}The physical appearance of the "please" makes no difference. 2132 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,092 {\pos(289,275)}It is still no, so go to sleep. 2133 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:45,302 {\pos(289,275)}But we can't. We're all hyper! 2134 01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:49,932 {\pos(289,275)}And without a bedtime story, we'll just keep getting up and bugging you. 2135 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:51,100 {\pos(289,275)}All night long. 2136 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,520 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) Fine. 2137 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:58,565 {\pos(289,275)}All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens. 2138 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,359 {\pos(289,275)}Sleepy Kittens? 2139 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,194 {\pos(289,275)}What are these? AGNES: Puppets. 2140 01:03:02,654 --> 01:03:04,947 {\pos(289,275)}You use them when you tell the story. 2141 01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:14,581 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, let's get this over with. 2142 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,959 {\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens loved to play, 2143 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:19,294 {\pos(289,275)}"they had fun in the sun all day. 2144 01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:21,713 {\pos(289,275)}"Then their mother came out and said, 2145 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,799 {\pos(289,275)}"'Time for kittens to go to bed."' 2146 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:27,803 {\pos(289,275)}Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this? 2147 01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:29,179 {\pos(289,275)}Keep reading! 2148 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:30,222 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 2149 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:32,391 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! All right, all right, all right. 2150 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,144 {\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens started to bawl, 2151 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,604 {\pos(289,275)}"'Mommy, we're not tired at all.' 2152 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:40,232 {\pos(289,275)}"Their mother smiled and said with a purr, 2153 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:43,986 {\pos(289,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should brush your fur."' 2154 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,238 {\pos(289,275)}Now you brush the fur. 2155 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:49,658 {\pos(289,275)}This is literature? 2156 01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:53,036 {\pos(289,275)}A 2-year-old could have written this. All right. 2157 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,582 {\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens with fur all brushed 2158 01:03:56,666 --> 01:04:00,085 {\pos(289,275)}"said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed! ' 2159 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,255 {\pos(289,275)}"Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, 2160 01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:06,216 {\pos(289,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."' 2161 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,677 {\pos(289,275)}Now make them drink the milk. 2162 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:16,852 {\pos(289,275)}I don't like this book. This is going on forever. 2163 01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:20,272 {\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens, with milk all gone, 2164 01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:23,317 {\pos(289,275)}"rubbed their eyes and started to yawn. 2165 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:25,277 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS YAWNING) 2166 01:04:25,486 --> 01:04:27,070 {\pos(289,275)}(YAWNS) 2167 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,576 {\pos(289,275)}"'We can't sleep, we can't even try.' 2168 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:35,495 {\pos(289,275)}"Then their mother sang a lullaby. 2169 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,999 {\pos(289,275)}"'Good night kittens, close your eyes. 2170 01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:41,335 {\pos(289,275)}"Sleep in peace until you rise. 2171 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:45,088 {\pos(289,275)}"'Though while you sleep, we are apart, 2172 01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:49,968 {\pos(289,275)}"'your mommy loves you with all her heart."' 2173 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:56,308 {\pos(289,275)}The end. Okay, good night. 2174 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,060 {\pos(289,275)}Wait! 2175 01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,561 {\pos(289,275)}What? 2176 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,396 {\pos(289,275)}What about good night kisses? 2177 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:07,236 {\pos(289,275)}No, no. There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing. 2178 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,741 {\pos(289,275)}He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes. 2179 01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,410 {\pos(289,275)}I like him. He's nice. 2180 01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:16,828 {\pos(289,275)}But scary. 2181 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,373 {\pos(289,275)}Like Santa! 2182 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:42,104 {\pos(289,275)}Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go. 2183 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,024 {\pos(289,275)}Uh... About that, 2184 01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:50,779 {\pos(289,275)}I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. 2185 01:05:50,863 --> 01:05:53,365 {\pos(289,275)}Please tell me this is not as a result 2186 01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:56,451 {\pos(289,275)}of the girls' dance recital, is it? 2187 01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:58,787 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 2188 01:05:58,871 --> 01:06:01,915 {\pos(289,275)}The recital? Don't... That's stupid! 2189 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:06,878 {\pos(289,275)}I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. 2190 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:12,592 {\pos(289,275)}I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right? 2191 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:16,930 {\pos(289,275)}Gru, you and I have been working on this for years. 2192 01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:19,057 {\pos(289,275)}It's everything we've dreamed of. 2193 01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:21,059 {\pos(289,275)}Your chance to make history, 2194 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:24,354 {\pos(289,275)}become the man who stole the moon! 2195 01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:28,275 {\pos(289,275)}But these girls are becoming a major distraction! 2196 01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:29,693 {\pos(289,275)}They need to go. 2197 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:34,448 {\pos(289,275)}If you don't do something about it, then I will. 2198 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:37,743 {\pos(289,275)}I understand. 2199 01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:41,747 {\pos(289,275)}Good. 2200 01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:44,082 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) 2201 01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:46,084 {\pos(289,275)}Butt. 2202 01:06:48,212 --> 01:06:49,212 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2203 01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,505 {\pos(289,275)}Butt. 2204 01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,385 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL LAUGHING) 2205 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,227 {\pos(289,275)}Butt. 2206 01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:09,858 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: All right. Now, when we put our cups together, 2207 01:07:09,942 --> 01:07:12,569 {\pos(289,275)}we will make the "clink" sound with our mouths. 2208 01:07:12,653 --> 01:07:13,862 {\pos(289,275)}Ready? Edith? 2209 01:07:13,946 --> 01:07:14,946 {\pos(289,275)}Clink. Clink. 2210 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,074 {\pos(289,275)}There we go. And now we drink. 2211 01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:18,867 {\pos(289,275)}And Agnes? 2212 01:07:18,951 --> 01:07:19,910 {\pos(289,275)}Clink. Clink. 2213 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,411 {\pos(289,275)}Very good! (DOORBELL CHIMES) 2214 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,206 {\pos(289,275)}Excuse me, girls. 2215 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:26,041 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL GROAN) Come on! 2216 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:29,586 {\pos(289,275)}Don't worry, I'll be back. Keep clinking. 2217 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,296 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: Clink, clink. JERRY: Clink, clink. 2218 01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:33,590 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 2219 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:35,550 {\pos(289,275)}Miss Hattie, what are you doing here? 2220 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,677 {\pos(289,275)}I'm here for the girls. I received a call 2221 01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:39,554 {\pos(289,275)}that you wanted to return them. 2222 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:46,394 {\pos(289,275)}And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary. 2223 01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:50,982 {\pos(289,275)}I didn't like what you said. 2224 01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:52,484 {\pos(289,275)}But... (CLEARING THROAT) 2225 01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:57,489 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 2226 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:01,368 {\pos(289,275)}I will get the girls ready. 2227 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,713 {\pos(289,275)}Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru! 2228 01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,842 {\pos(289,275)}Tell her you wanna keep us. 2229 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,927 {\pos(289,275)}All right, girls. Come on, let's go. 2230 01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:21,513 {\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, Mr. Gru. Thanks for everything. 2231 01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:39,698 {\pos(289,275)}I did it for your own good. 2232 01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:43,160 {\pos(289,275)}Come on, let's go get that moon. 2233 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,079 {\pos(289,275)}Right. 2234 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,250 {\pos(289,275)}(MINIONS CRYING) 2235 01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:22,824 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2236 01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:26,244 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 2237 01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:57,275 {\pos(289,275)}(HUMMING) 2238 01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:01,279 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2239 01:10:02,657 --> 01:10:03,782 {\pos(289,275)}What is this for? 2240 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,075 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2241 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:06,701 {\pos(289,275)}The recital? 2242 01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:10,080 {\pos(289,275)}I am the greatest criminal mind of the century. 2243 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:14,251 {\pos(289,275)}I don't go to little girls' dance recitals! 2244 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:40,026 {\pos(289,275)}Opening launch bay doors. Commencing launch sequence. 2245 01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:45,115 {\pos(289,275)}And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds. 2246 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:50,620 {\pos(289,275)}Ten, nine, eight, seven, 2247 01:10:50,705 --> 01:10:51,788 {\pos(289,275)}six... 2248 01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:54,207 {\pos(289,275)}(RUMBLING) 2249 01:11:17,857 --> 01:11:19,107 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! 2250 01:11:21,068 --> 01:11:23,611 {\pos(289,275)}Nice work, Doctor. All systems go. 2251 01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:25,113 {\pos(289,275)}Boo-ya! 2252 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:28,533 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 2253 01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:30,869 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2254 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,959 {\pos(289,275)}My flight suit. 2255 01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:42,881 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty... 2256 01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:45,717 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2257 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,011 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2258 01:12:16,248 --> 01:12:18,041 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 2259 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:47,028 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: Whoa! 2260 01:12:57,832 --> 01:12:59,124 {\pos(289,275)}(HOWLING) 2261 01:13:06,006 --> 01:13:07,632 {\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha! 2262 01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:09,426 {\pos(289,275)}I've got it! 2263 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:13,721 {\pos(289,275)}I've got the moon! 2264 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,641 {\pos(289,275)}I've got the moon! 2265 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,241 {\pos(289,275)}I can make it! 2266 01:13:40,499 --> 01:13:41,624 {\pos(289,275)}Wait a minute! 2267 01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:42,834 {\pos(289,275)}Kevin! 2268 01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:47,505 {\pos(289,275)}Come on, come on! 2269 01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:57,390 {\pos(289,275)}He's still not here. 2270 01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:59,893 {\pos(289,275)}Why would he come? He gave us up. 2271 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,478 {\pos(289,275)}But he pinky promised! 2272 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:04,314 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, girls, places! 2273 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:07,233 {\pos(289,275)}No, we can't start yet! We're still expecting someone. 2274 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,694 {\pos(289,275)}Can we just wait a few more minutes? 2275 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:15,950 {\pos(289,275)}All right. But just a few more minutes. 2276 01:14:16,035 --> 01:14:18,119 {\pos(289,275)}He's not coming, guys. 2277 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:23,583 {\pos(289,275)}Gru! Gru, can you hear me? 2278 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,464 {\pos(289,275)}Quick, we have to warn him, and fast! (ENGINE REVVING) 2279 01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,388 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2280 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:52,111 {\pos(289,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 2281 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,459 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay. There's the library. 2282 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:09,212 {\pos(289,275)}That's Third Street. The dance studio... 2283 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:10,755 {\pos(289,275)}There! There! There it is! 2284 01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:22,100 {\pos(289,275)}(CHILDREN CHEERING) 2285 01:15:26,438 --> 01:15:27,438 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 2286 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,628 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry, buddy. Show's over. 2287 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:52,589 {\pos(289,275)}Over? 2288 01:16:30,544 --> 01:16:32,045 {\pos(289,275)}Vector, open up! 2289 01:16:33,797 --> 01:16:36,299 {\pos(289,275)}First give me the moon. Then we'll talk. 2290 01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:41,512 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLES) 2291 01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:51,105 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: Mr. Gru! 2292 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,357 {\pos(289,275)}Zip it, Happy Meal. 2293 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,941 {\pos(289,275)}Now, the girls. 2294 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:58,404 {\pos(289,275)}Actually, I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer. 2295 01:16:58,489 --> 01:16:59,530 {\pos(289,275)}No! 2296 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,283 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! Unpredictable! 2297 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,452 {\pos(289,275)}Listen close, you little punk. 2298 01:17:04,536 --> 01:17:07,914 {\pos(289,275)}When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain! 2299 01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:09,123 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING SARCASTICALLY) 2300 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:11,042 {\pos(289,275)}I'm really scared! 2301 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,339 {\pos(289,275)}He is gonna kick your butt. 2302 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:20,051 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) 2303 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,506 {\pos(289,275)}What? He punched my shark! 2304 01:18:25,242 --> 01:18:26,367 {\pos(289,275)}Ha! There he is! 2305 01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:33,541 {\pos(289,275)}Hang on, Gru. 2306 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,173 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, no! 2307 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,050 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS) 2308 01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:44,510 {\pos(289,275)}Ow? 2309 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,310 {\pos(289,275)}Vector has the girls. Go! 2310 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:57,982 {\pos(289,275)}What happened to the ship? It's big again! 2311 01:18:58,066 --> 01:19:00,818 {\pos(289,275)}Not as big as the moon is going to be! What? 2312 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,779 {\pos(289,275)}The larger the mass of an object, 2313 01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:05,948 {\pos(289,275)}the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! 2314 01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:08,993 {\pos(289,275)}I call it the Nefario Principle. 2315 01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:10,995 {\pos(289,275)}I just came up with it now, actually. 2316 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:13,289 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, no! 2317 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:19,253 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 2318 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:20,671 {\pos(289,275)}Did you see that? 2319 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,466 {\pos(289,275)}Vector! Help! Vector! 2320 01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:24,759 {\pos(289,275)}Over here! Hey! 2321 01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:26,511 {\pos(289,275)}What are you girls doing back there? 2322 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:27,637 {\pos(289,275)}The moon! 2323 01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:30,348 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 2324 01:19:38,148 --> 01:19:39,148 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 2325 01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:42,652 {\pos(289,275)}Ouch! 2326 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:44,821 {\pos(289,275)}Watch out! 2327 01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:47,031 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2328 01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:50,451 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Get as close in as you can. 2329 01:19:51,286 --> 01:19:52,578 {\pos(289,275)}You got it. 2330 01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:06,634 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 2331 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:10,012 {\pos(289,275)}Mr. Gru, up here! 2332 01:20:10,097 --> 01:20:11,138 {\pos(289,275)}Mr. Gru! 2333 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:13,266 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls! Girls! 2334 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:16,018 {\pos(289,275)}You're going to have to jump. EDITH: Jump? 2335 01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:18,062 {\pos(289,275)}Are you insane? 2336 01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:19,564 {\pos(289,275)}Don't worry, I will catch you. 2337 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:21,899 {\pos(289,275)}You gave us back! 2338 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:26,153 {\pos(289,275)}I know, I know. And it is the worst mistake I ever made. 2339 01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:28,656 {\pos(289,275)}But you have to jump now. 2340 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:31,325 {\pos(289,275)}It'll be okay. 2341 01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:37,331 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls. 2342 01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,918 {\pos(289,275)}Jump now! 2343 01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:42,712 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 2344 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,217 {\pos(289,275)}Margo, I will catch you. 2345 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:51,929 {\pos(289,275)}And I will never let you go again. 2346 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:03,524 {\pos(289,275)}Not so fast! No! 2347 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,192 {\pos(289,275)}Let me go! (LAUGHING) 2348 01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:06,944 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 2349 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:09,947 {\pos(289,275)}Margo! 2350 01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:11,490 {\pos(289,275)}Whoa! 2351 01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:17,955 {\pos(289,275)}I'm coming, Margo. Hang on! 2352 01:21:31,094 --> 01:21:32,470 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2353 01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:33,930 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 2354 01:21:37,809 --> 01:21:41,103 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 2355 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,402 {\pos(289,275)}I got you. 2356 01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:53,824 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 2357 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,834 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2358 01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:07,672 {\pos(289,275)}No! 2359 01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:11,759 {\pos(289,275)}(EXPLOSION) 2360 01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:26,107 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, poop. 2361 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:29,026 {\pos(289,275)}This time, good triumphs, 2362 01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,444 {\pos(289,275)}and the moon has been returned 2363 01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,446 {\pos(289,275)}to its rightful place in the sky. 2364 01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:37,243 {\pos(289,275)}But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, 2365 01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:39,120 {\pos(289,275)}who is this mysterious hero? 2366 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,163 {\pos(289,275)}And what will he do next? 2367 01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:43,457 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls. Time for bed. 2368 01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,418 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! We want a story. 2369 01:22:45,502 --> 01:22:47,294 {\pos(289,275)}Three sleepy kittens! 2370 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:51,632 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, no! Sorry. That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously. 2371 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:52,967 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) 2372 01:22:53,051 --> 01:22:56,262 {\pos(289,275)}Tonight we are going to read a new book. 2373 01:22:56,346 --> 01:22:58,514 {\pos(289,275)}This one is called 2374 01:22:58,598 --> 01:23:02,309 {\pos(289,275)}One Big Unicorn by... Who wrote this? 2375 01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:06,814 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Me! I wrote it. Look, it's a puppet book! 2376 01:23:07,607 --> 01:23:09,316 {\pos(289,275)}Here, watch this. 2377 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:11,902 {\pos(289,275)}That's the horn! 2378 01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:13,320 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING) 2379 01:23:16,324 --> 01:23:18,409 {\pos(289,275)}This is gonna be the best book ever! 2380 01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:20,870 {\pos(289,275)}Not to pat myself on the back, 2381 01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:23,289 {\pos(289,275)}but, yes, it probably will be. 2382 01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:24,457 {\pos(289,275)}Here we go. 2383 01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:27,501 {\pos(289,275)}"One big unicorn, strong and free 2384 01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:30,337 {\pos(289,275)}"thought he was happy as he could be. 2385 01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:35,134 {\pos(289,275)}"Then three little kittens came around 2386 01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:39,180 {\pos(289,275)}"and turned his whole life upside down." 2387 01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:41,015 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, that one looks like me! 2388 01:23:41,099 --> 01:23:43,225 {\pos(289,275)}No, what are you talking about? These are kittens! 2389 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:47,104 {\pos(289,275)}Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. 2390 01:23:50,650 --> 01:23:53,027 {\pos(289,275)}"They made him laugh. (LAUGHS) 2391 01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:56,197 {\pos(289,275)}"They made him cry. (MOANS) 2392 01:23:57,574 --> 01:24:00,034 {\pos(289,275)}"He never should have said goodbye. 2393 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:05,414 {\pos(289,275)}"And now he knows he could never part 2394 01:24:05,499 --> 01:24:08,125 {\pos(289,275)}"from those three little kittens 2395 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:11,545 {\pos(289,275)}"that changed his heart. 2396 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,714 {\pos(289,275)}"The end." 2397 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:16,133 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, all right. Good night. 2398 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:41,075 {\pos(289,275)}I love you. 2399 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,327 {\pos(289,275)}I love you, too. 2400 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:49,583 {\pos(289,275)}(CLEARS THROAT) 2401 01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:51,377 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2402 01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:54,505 {\pos(289,275)}No, no! 2403 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,257 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY) 2404 01:24:56,716 --> 01:24:57,842 {\pos(289,275)}All right. 2405 01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:04,306 {\pos(289,275)}Didn't I get you already? 2406 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,766 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2407 01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:12,439 {\pos(289,275)}(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2408 01:25:20,407 --> 01:25:21,907 {\pos(289,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 2409 01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:40,801 {\pos(289,275)}They're very good! 2410 01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:43,846 {\pos(289,275)}I'm so proud of you, Son. 2411 01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:46,891 {\pos(289,275)}You've turned out to be a great parent! 2412 01:25:48,059 --> 01:25:49,560 {\pos(289,275)}Just like me. 2413 01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:52,354 {\pos(289,275)}Maybe even better. 2414 01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:57,985 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2415 01:25:58,069 --> 01:25:59,069 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 2416 01:26:00,614 --> 01:26:02,698 {\pos(289,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2417 01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:13,918 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 2418 01:26:19,674 --> 01:26:21,383 {\pos(289,275)}No, I'm fine. Go ahead. 2419 01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:24,595 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 2420 01:27:01,424 --> 01:27:02,424 {\pos(289,275)}(MOANS) 2421 01:27:55,311 --> 01:27:56,729 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 2422 01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:58,439 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 2423 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:05,821 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, Carl! Hey. 2424 01:28:05,905 --> 01:28:06,905 {\pos(289,275)}Hmm? 2425 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,782 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2426 01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,201 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no. 2427 01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:12,494 {\pos(289,275)}BOTH: Me, me, me. 2428 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:14,788 {\pos(289,275)}John? 2429 01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:15,873 {\pos(289,275)}No, no. Me, me, me. 2430 01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:16,957 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2431 01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:20,044 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH GRUNTING) 2432 01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:21,128 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2433 01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:29,136 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2434 01:28:33,224 --> 01:28:34,266 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2435 01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:36,143 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2436 01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:41,899 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, poop. (SCREAMS) 2437 01:28:42,358 --> 01:28:43,901 {\pos(289,275)}(BLOWS WHISTLE) 2438 01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:11,428 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2439 01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:15,599 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2440 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:21,855 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2441 01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:29,112 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) Oh, no! 2442 01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:31,406 {\pos(289,275)}Stop! Stop! 2443 01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:53,804 {\pos(289,275)}(CARL GROANING) 2444 01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:02,354 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2445 01:30:02,438 --> 01:30:04,064 {\pos(289,275)}Huh? (SCREAMING) 2446 01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:08,277 {\pos(289,275)}(MUSIC FADES OUT) 2447 01:30:08,486 --> 01:30:09,486 {\pos(289,275)}(BLOWS RASPBERRY) 2448 01:30:25,712 --> 01:30:27,504 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2449 01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:29,590 {\pos(289,275)}(IMITATES QUACKING) 2450 01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:32,050 {\pos(289,275)}(IMITATES SQUAWKING) 2451 01:30:32,635 --> 01:30:33,969 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, I am Gru. 2452 01:30:34,053 --> 01:30:37,097 {\pos(289,275)}Back to work, back to work! Back to... 2453 01:30:41,603 --> 01:34:42,717 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING)