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Hey Babe, looking good!
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Feeling good, Mercedes.
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This is amazing.
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Ever since glee club
won sectionals,
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Everybody looks at us
differently.
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I want to be
with you, Rachel.
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We're glitterati.
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I feel like Lady Gaga.
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Get used to it, guys.
We're stars now.
10
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On par with all
the jocks and popular kids.
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Oh, it's the dawn of a new era
here at McKinley,
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And we are gonna
rule this school!
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Ooh-hoo, welcome to loser town.
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Population: You.
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(bell ringing)
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I don't understand.
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We won sectionals.
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I completely demonstrated
the validity of this program.
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Now you're
saying we have
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To place at regionals
or the glee club's gone?
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Shue, that was the deal
from the beginning.
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I still have
a bottom line.
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Those spotlights
in the auditorium
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Don't run on dreams.
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Our electricity consumption
is up two percent.
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Besides, it's cold out,
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Shue, and the Cheerios
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Can no longer practice
out of doors!
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They need the use of
the auditorium as well.
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But the Cheerios
don't even have a coach.
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Sue:
Oh, yes, they do.
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Hey, buddy, you get a haircut?
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Looks awful.
34
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What are you doing here?
35
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I'm just dropping off
a mocha for my maharishi.
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I took the liberty
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Of making it
a double whip.
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Because after
our conciliatory dinner,
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I happen to know
that there is nothing
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You won't eat
whipped cream off of.
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Would have gotten
you one, Will,
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But, uh, I don't like you.
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Okay.
44
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Wait, what the hell
is going on here?
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You suspended her
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After she leaked
our set list at sectionals.
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Yes, and the point of suspension
is reinstatement.
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(typing on calculator)
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(crowd cheering)
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Finn:
In some ways, I'm happy
football season's over.
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I did set the single-season
record for being sacked,
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But we only won one game.
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So, I'm hoping basketball
can be a fresh start.
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(cheering)
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The fact is,
I'm kind of depressed.
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Hey, Finn.
Oh.
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I made us his and her
relationship calendars.
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That way, we always know
what the other is up to,
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So you can't say
you forgot we had plans
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When you miss
our dates anymore.
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Great, but I'm kind of
allergic to cats, so...
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I filled in all of our dates
for the next month.
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On the sixth,
we're going to see Phantom
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At the autistic
children's center.
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Finn:
I know I saved glee club,
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And I guess chicks dig me,
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But I guess
if I'm being honest,
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It's more like
I'm not over her.
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Puck:
I'm not breaking up with you.
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I'm just saying, please
stop super-sizing,
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'cause... I don't
dig on fat chicks.
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I'm pregnant.
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And that's my fault?
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Finn:
And Rachel--
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Now that we're sort of dating,
I have to work
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So much harder to pretend
to be listening to her.
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That sounds great.
78
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(whistle blows)
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Sometimes I wish I could be
more like Coach Tanaka.
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He pulled a Jessica Simpson.
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You know, lost his fiancée,
gained 40 pounds
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And stopped showering.
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And everyone acts like
it's totally normal.
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(whistle blows)
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(buzzer sounds)
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That's my boyfriend!
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I'm off my game, and I don't
know how to get back on it.
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Captioning sponsored by
20th century fox
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And
toyota. Moving forward.
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(bell ringing)
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There.
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You no longer confuse me
with your she-male looks.
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I'm going to donate this to
the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
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They can use it to plug
the holes in their trailers.
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Sue.
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Please tell me how
you managed to pull off
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Getting reinstated.
Well, William,
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I realized back
in my condo in Boca
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That I had indeed
behaved poorly.
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Riddled with remorse,
I arranged a dinner
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So Figgins and I could have a
little professional sit-down.
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Sue, there's no way I'm letting
you back into that school.
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Mind flagging down that waiter?
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We had a very frank
and healing discussion.
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And you know what, Will?
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It was like he was seeing me
and my moral integrity
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For the very first time.
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(siren wailing)
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So here's what's going
to happen.
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As of right now,
I am reinstated.
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Or I will tell your wife
and the entire congregation
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Of the Cornerstone
Bible Way Church
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Of our sexual congress.
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It's your choice.
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Smile.
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Okay, look, Sue, if you're back,
let's bury the hatchet.
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I won't be burying
any hatchets, William,
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Unless I happen to get
a clear shot to your groin.
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You humiliated me.
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You did this to yourself, Sue.
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All I did was
enjoy watching it happen.
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Yeah, well, enjoy this, William.
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Now that I am back
and my position is secured,
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I will not stop
until you are fired,
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And your little glee club is
annihilated into oblivion.
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Bring it.
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Oh, I will bring it, William.
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You know what else
I'm gonna bring?
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I'm going to bring some Asian
cookery to rub your head with.
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'cause right now you got
enough product in your hair
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To season a wok.
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(sighs)
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Hello.
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Hello?
All (weakly):
Hello.
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What do you guys say
when you answer the phone?
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What up?
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Who this be?
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No, she's dead.
This is her son.
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O-kay...
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Alexander Graham Bell,
inventor of the telephone,
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Liked to say "Ahoy, ahoy"
when he answered the phone.
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It was edison
who decided that "Hello"
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Was a more
appropriate greeting.
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Look, I am really proud of
what you guys did at sectionals,
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But as most of you
have realized by now,
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It hasn't made
a bit of difference
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In your day-to-day at school.
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I have a slushee-stained
training bra to prove it.
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The fact is, we're
gonna have to be better,
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Even more spectacular,
at regionals.
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It's time for
some reinvention,
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Some new New Directions.
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We need a new...
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Hello.
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Here's your assignment
for the week.
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Come up with a fresh number,
but it has to have "Hello"
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In the song title,
all right?
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(bell ringing)
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Hi.
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Hi.
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This is kind of
weird, isn't it?
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Yes.
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(laughs)
I mean, here we are.
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We've been in this exact
situation a hundred times.
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Only this time, I could just
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Lean over and kiss you
if I want to.
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00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:05,568
And I want to.
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00:07:05,636 --> 00:07:06,903
No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
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I'm sorry.
Um...
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I just need to clean up first,
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So I'll be right back.
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Just hold on.
No, no, no, no.
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Hey, Emma,
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I don't care.
We've kissed before.
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00:07:16,347 --> 00:07:18,781
Yeah, but you caught me by
surprise sneak attack that time.
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It was like a...
A pearly white harbor.
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(laughs)
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I'm sorry, this is a completely
unattractive quality.
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You are adorable.
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You're right, too.
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We need to clean up a little
before we charge forward.
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Get the monkeys off our backs.
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Let's do this right.
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We should go on a date.
185
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Okay.
Get to know each other
as these...
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New people,
not tied down by anyone.
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My place.
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I'll cook.
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I didn't know you could cook.
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There are so many things
you don't know about me.
191
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And I can't wait
to introduce them all to you.
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I'll see you later.
193
00:08:05,863 --> 00:08:08,431
You two should be wetting
yourselves with shame.
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Glee club won sectionals,
and you did nothing to stop it.
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If you were samurai,
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00:08:15,906 --> 00:08:18,041
And my letter opener
were sharp enough,
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00:08:18,108 --> 00:08:20,476
I would ask you both right now
198
00:08:20,544 --> 00:08:22,011
To commit seppuku.
199
00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:24,781
In japanese, this means
ritual belly-slitting.
200
00:08:24,848 --> 00:08:27,383
We were seduced by the glitz
and glamour of show biz.
201
00:08:27,451 --> 00:08:30,320
Let me drop
some knowledge on you.
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00:08:30,387 --> 00:08:32,622
Ever since Quinn Fabray
got knocked up,
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00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:35,091
I've been in the market
for a new head cheerleader.
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00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:37,961
If you want the job
and back in my good graces,
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00:08:38,028 --> 00:08:39,929
You're gonna have
to turn around
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00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,531
And listen up.
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00:08:41,598 --> 00:08:44,600
You're familiar with a little
glee clubber named Rachel Berry?
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00:08:44,668 --> 00:08:46,169
Rachel's the
kind of girl
209
00:08:46,236 --> 00:08:48,805
Who wants things too badly.
210
00:08:48,872 --> 00:08:52,342
And what she really wants
is one Finn Hudson.
211
00:08:52,409 --> 00:08:53,943
I want you to
go after him.
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00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,311
She'll go crazy.
213
00:08:55,379 --> 00:08:56,879
She won't be able
to stand your dating him.
214
00:08:56,947 --> 00:08:59,682
Humiliated, shamed,
215
00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,951
She'll have no choice
but to leave the group.
216
00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,653
And without her,
217
00:09:03,721 --> 00:09:06,122
Schuester won't make it
to regionals.
218
00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:07,323
(bell ringing)
219
00:09:07,391 --> 00:09:08,891
I know it's been hard on you
220
00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:10,226
Since the baby drama.
221
00:09:10,294 --> 00:09:12,228
Trust me, I get it,
and it sucks.
222
00:09:12,296 --> 00:09:13,896
You seem to be
handling it fine.
223
00:09:13,964 --> 00:09:15,732
Well, it's because
I realized that
224
00:09:15,799 --> 00:09:18,267
I had to find this new
person inside of me,
225
00:09:18,335 --> 00:09:20,103
The one that was okay
with what happened.
226
00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:23,139
I just feel so bad
about myself.
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00:09:23,207 --> 00:09:25,708
Finn, that guy who made
all those bad choices,
228
00:09:25,776 --> 00:09:28,177
Who ignored the signs,
he's gone.
229
00:09:28,245 --> 00:09:32,281
This new, more experienced,
more interesting guy is here.
230
00:09:32,349 --> 00:09:34,684
And I brought you here
to introduce you to him.
231
00:09:34,752 --> 00:09:36,285
Help you move forward.
232
00:09:36,353 --> 00:09:37,987
Oh, you mean like,
meeting other girls?
233
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,555
Because I think
I'm dating Rachel.
234
00:09:39,623 --> 00:09:41,491
At least she sure
thinks I am.
235
00:09:41,558 --> 00:09:43,326
No, it's not about
meeting someone else.
236
00:09:43,394 --> 00:09:45,928
It's about being okay
just being you.
237
00:09:45,996 --> 00:09:48,331
Come on, you're
a rock star, Finn.
238
00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:49,932
You're like
Jagger, Morrison.
239
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,401
Yeah, yeah, I like that.
240
00:09:51,468 --> 00:09:53,369
Good. I want you to meet
241
00:09:53,437 --> 00:09:55,938
The new and improved
Finn Hudson
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00:09:56,006 --> 00:09:57,240
By singing about it.
243
00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:58,741
Oh, that's why
the band's here.
244
00:09:58,809 --> 00:10:01,844
Yeah. Pick a song, and
they're ready to back you up.
245
00:10:01,912 --> 00:10:04,847
Well, I like what you said
about me being like Morrison.
246
00:10:04,915 --> 00:10:06,983
And The Doors
have a "Hello" song.
247
00:10:07,051 --> 00:10:08,718
So maybe I could find myself
248
00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:11,054
And do my glee assignment
at the same time.
249
00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:12,455
All right, man,
go to work.
250
00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:18,227
(band playing
"Hello, I Love You")
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00:10:23,801 --> 00:10:25,868
¶ Hello, I love you ¶
252
00:10:25,936 --> 00:10:27,904
¶ Won't you tell me your name? ¶
253
00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:29,372
¶ Hello, I love you ¶
254
00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,141
¶ Let me jump in your game. ¶
255
00:10:32,209 --> 00:10:33,409
¶ Hello, I love you ¶
256
00:10:33,477 --> 00:10:36,345
¶ Won't you tell me your name? ¶
257
00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:37,580
¶ Hello, I love you ¶
258
00:10:37,648 --> 00:10:40,550
¶ Let me jump in your game. ¶
259
00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:44,487
¶ She's walking
down the street ¶
260
00:10:44,555 --> 00:10:47,356
¶ Blind to every eye she meets. ¶
261
00:10:47,424 --> 00:10:48,691
¶ Do you think ¶
262
00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:51,928
¶ You'll be the guy ¶
263
00:10:51,995 --> 00:10:53,229
¶ To make ¶
264
00:10:53,297 --> 00:10:56,866
¶ The queen
of the angels sigh? ¶
265
00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:58,568
¶ Hello, I love you ¶
266
00:10:58,635 --> 00:11:00,670
¶ Won't you tell me your name? ¶
267
00:11:00,737 --> 00:11:02,638
¶ Hello, I love you ¶
268
00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:04,674
¶ Let me jump in your game. ¶
269
00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:06,442
¶ Hello, I love you ¶
270
00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:08,611
¶ Won't you tell me your name? ¶
271
00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:10,513
¶ Hello, I love you ¶
272
00:11:10,581 --> 00:11:13,349
¶ Let me jump in your game ¶
273
00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:16,552
¶ Sidewalk crouches
at her feet ¶
274
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:20,656
¶ Like a dog that begs
for something sweet. ¶
275
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:24,760
¶ Do you hope to make her see,
you fool? ¶
276
00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:29,265
¶ Do you hope to pluck
this dusky jewel? ¶
277
00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,167
¶ Hello ¶
278
00:11:31,235 --> 00:11:32,335
¶ Hello ¶
279
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:34,770
¶ Hello ¶
280
00:11:34,838 --> 00:11:36,839
¶ Hello ¶
281
00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:38,374
¶ I want you. ¶
282
00:11:38,442 --> 00:11:42,078
¶ I need my baby. ¶
283
00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:44,514
¶ Hello ¶
284
00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:46,616
¶ Hello. ¶
285
00:11:46,683 --> 00:11:48,684
(music ends,
cheering and applause)
286
00:11:50,487 --> 00:11:54,190
And that, fellow glee clubbers,
is how we say hello.
287
00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:55,892
(bell ringing)
288
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:57,527
Mr. Schuester,
289
00:11:57,594 --> 00:12:00,429
I'd like to run some of
my "Hello" ideas by you.
290
00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:11,040
You're a really good dancer.
291
00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:13,776
Thanks, but my feet
weren't really moving.
292
00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:14,977
That was the best part.
293
00:12:15,045 --> 00:12:16,579
Oh.
294
00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:18,447
Brit and I were wondering
if you wanted to go out.
295
00:12:18,515 --> 00:12:20,449
On a... Date?
296
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:22,485
With which one of you?
297
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:25,855
- With both of us.
- With both of us.
298
00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:38,204
Breadstix, 8:00.
299
00:12:38,272 --> 00:12:39,505
Table for three?
300
00:12:39,573 --> 00:12:40,940
Cool.
301
00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:42,875
(giggles)
302
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:47,647
What did they want?
303
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:48,681
Oh, nothing.
304
00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:50,616
Just the time.
305
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,489
I know being my boyfriend
is a challenge.
306
00:12:56,557 --> 00:12:57,990
I'm not Quinn.
307
00:12:58,058 --> 00:12:59,158
I don't look like her.
308
00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,227
I'm not popular,
and my personality,
309
00:13:01,295 --> 00:13:02,795
Though exciting and
full of surprises,
310
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:05,231
Isn't exactly
low-maintenance, but...
311
00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:09,802
I'll always be honest with you.
312
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,170
Painfully so.
313
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,705
And all I ask in return
314
00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:14,307
Is that you're just honest
with me.
315
00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:19,245
I don't think I want
to be your boyfriend.
316
00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:23,850
What?
317
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,818
Look, Rachel,
you're really awesome,
318
00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:28,421
But I think I need to connect
with my inner rock star
319
00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:29,922
Before I can fully commit
to one woman.
320
00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:33,192
I need to find out who I am now.
321
00:13:36,029 --> 00:13:38,197
I'll tell you who you are.
322
00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:40,233
You're a scared little boy.
323
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,868
You're afraid of dating me
324
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:43,603
Because you think it might
hurt your reputation--
325
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,571
Though, which you'd
never admit it,
326
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:46,806
Is very important to you.
327
00:13:46,874 --> 00:13:48,207
You hate what Quinn did to you,
328
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,308
Not just because it hurt,
329
00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:50,243
But because it was
so humiliating.
330
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:51,611
You're freaking me out.
331
00:13:51,678 --> 00:13:52,979
It's like you're inside
my head right now.
332
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:55,047
I just see you for who you are.
333
00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:57,917
Unlike you, who can only see me
as this silly girl
334
00:13:57,985 --> 00:13:59,585
Who made a fool out of herself
335
00:13:59,653 --> 00:14:01,387
In her first glee club
rehearsal.
336
00:14:01,455 --> 00:14:03,556
And that's where you lose, Finn.
337
00:14:03,624 --> 00:14:05,591
Because, if you take
a second look at me,
338
00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:09,262
You'd realize that I'm
the only person in your life
339
00:14:09,329 --> 00:14:14,233
Who knows you and accepts you
for who you are, no matter what.
340
00:14:18,238 --> 00:14:20,640
(bell ringing)
341
00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:22,675
Finn:
Well, obviously,
Hawaiian pizza's the best
342
00:14:22,743 --> 00:14:24,510
Because it's got ham and
pineapple on it, right?
343
00:14:24,578 --> 00:14:25,945
True.
Mm-hmm.
344
00:14:26,013 --> 00:14:28,281
So, it's better than most
pizzas because it has...
345
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,550
Will:
All right, guys,
you got to get moving
346
00:14:30,617 --> 00:14:32,118
On those "Hello" numbers.
347
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:33,986
Who has got something
to show us?
348
00:14:34,054 --> 00:14:34,987
Volunteers?
349
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:39,258
Mr. Schuester,
I think I found a song
350
00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,394
That sums up my feelings
perfectly.
351
00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:42,828
Fantastic, Rachel.
352
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:44,697
Show us what you got.
353
00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:46,999
(playing "Gives You Hell")
354
00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:53,172
¶ I wake up every evening ¶
355
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,508
¶ With a big smile on my face ¶
356
00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:58,311
¶ And it never feels
out of place. ¶
357
00:14:58,378 --> 00:15:00,880
¶ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ¶
358
00:15:00,948 --> 00:15:03,583
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
359
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:06,118
¶ Now, where's your
picket fence, love? ¶
360
00:15:07,454 --> 00:15:09,722
¶ And where's that shiny car? ¶
361
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:13,693
¶ And did it ever get you far? ¶
362
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,162
¶ You never seemed
so tense, love. ¶
363
00:15:16,229 --> 00:15:19,432
¶ I've never seen you
fall so hard. ¶
364
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:21,267
¶ Do you know where you are? ¶
365
00:15:22,903 --> 00:15:26,372
¶ And truth be told,
I miss you. ¶
366
00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:31,510
¶ And truth be told, I'm lying. ¶
367
00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:34,080
¶ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ¶
368
00:15:34,147 --> 00:15:36,349
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
369
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:39,018
¶ When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell ¶
370
00:15:39,086 --> 00:15:41,320
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
371
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,189
¶ If you find a man ¶
372
00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:45,124
¶ That's worth a damn
and treats you well ¶
373
00:15:45,192 --> 00:15:46,959
¶ Treats you well ¶
¶ Then he's a fool ¶
374
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:49,161
¶ You're just as well ¶
375
00:15:49,229 --> 00:15:51,597
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
376
00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:54,266
¶ Now, you'll never see ¶
377
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,702
¶ What you've done to me. ¶
378
00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:59,271
¶ You can take back
your memories. ¶
379
00:15:59,339 --> 00:16:00,973
¶ They're no good to me. ¶
380
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,775
¶ And here's all your lies. ¶
381
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:06,012
¶ You can look me in the eyes ¶
382
00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:08,147
¶ With the sad, sad look ¶
383
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:12,485
¶ That you wear so well. ¶
384
00:16:12,552 --> 00:16:14,787
All:
¶ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ¶
385
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:17,590
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
386
00:16:17,658 --> 00:16:20,192
¶ When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell ¶
387
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,061
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
388
00:16:22,129 --> 00:16:24,830
¶ If you find a man
that's worth a damn ¶
389
00:16:24,898 --> 00:16:28,100
¶ And treats you well ¶
¶ Treats you well ¶
390
00:16:28,168 --> 00:16:30,136
¶ Then he's a fool,
you're just as well ¶
391
00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:31,771
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
392
00:16:31,838 --> 00:16:34,407
¶ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ¶
393
00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:35,908
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
394
00:16:35,976 --> 00:16:38,844
¶ When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell ¶
395
00:16:38,912 --> 00:16:41,480
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
396
00:16:41,548 --> 00:16:44,150
¶ When you hear this song
and sing along ¶
397
00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:45,951
¶ Well, you'll never tell. ¶
¶ Never tell. ¶
398
00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:49,021
¶ Then you're the fool,
I'm just as well ¶
399
00:16:49,089 --> 00:16:51,590
¶ Hope it gives you hell. ¶
¶ Gives you hell. ¶
400
00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:52,925
¶ When you hear this song ¶
401
00:16:52,993 --> 00:16:55,594
¶ I hope that it
will give you hell. ¶
402
00:16:55,662 --> 00:16:57,496
¶ Give you hell. ¶
¶ You can sing along ¶
403
00:16:57,564 --> 00:17:00,833
¶ I hope that
it will treat you well. ¶
404
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,735
Will:
Guys, guys, guys.
405
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:04,303
I don't want to
be a buzz-kill,
406
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,106
But the assignment was "Hello."
407
00:17:07,174 --> 00:17:10,543
I'm sorry. I was just focusing
on the first syllable.
408
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,278
Will:
You know what?
409
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:13,546
I don't think
you guys understand
410
00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,347
The seriousness
of what we're up against.
411
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:17,283
While we were busy
winning our sectional,
412
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,785
Vocal Adrenaline
was busy winning theirs.
413
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:21,854
They're last year's
national champions.
414
00:17:21,922 --> 00:17:24,690
They haven't lost a
competition in three years.
415
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:28,494
This is the big leagues, guys.
416
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:32,465
If we don't place at regionals,
glee club is over.
417
00:17:56,189 --> 00:17:58,090
Lionel Richie, huh?
418
00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:00,860
One of my favorites.
419
00:18:00,927 --> 00:18:03,295
Oh, my god,
you're Jessie St. James.
420
00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,797
You're in Vocal Adrenaline.
421
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:06,165
And you're Rachel Berry.
422
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,734
I saw you perform
at sectionals.
423
00:18:08,802 --> 00:18:11,704
Your rendition of "Don't Rain
on My Parade" was flawed.
424
00:18:11,772 --> 00:18:13,506
You totally lacked
Barbra's emotional depth.
425
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:17,209
But you're talented.
426
00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:19,578
This is one of my
favorite haunts.
427
00:18:19,646 --> 00:18:22,548
I like to come and flip through
the celebrity biographies.
428
00:18:22,616 --> 00:18:24,717
Pick up some lifestyle tips.
429
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:28,320
I'm a senior now, so this
year's kind of my victory lap.
430
00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:30,222
Snagging a fourth consecutive
national championship
431
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:31,657
Would just be gravy.
432
00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:34,794
I'm getting out
of Ohio soon.
433
00:18:34,861 --> 00:18:36,529
I've got a full ride
to a little school
434
00:18:36,596 --> 00:18:38,964
Called the University
of California Los Angeles.
435
00:18:39,032 --> 00:18:40,766
Maybe you've heard of it.
436
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,201
It's in Los Angeles.
437
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:48,741
What do you say we take it
for a spin?
438
00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:51,310
Here?
439
00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:52,912
Oh, no, I-I-I'm kind of nervous.
440
00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:54,280
(sighs)
441
00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:56,949
I remember
when I used to get nervous.
442
00:18:57,017 --> 00:18:59,185
Come on. I do this
all the time.
443
00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:01,420
I like to give impromptu
concerts for the homeless.
444
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,656
It's so important to give back.
445
00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:07,560
(playing piano intro to "Hello")
446
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,701
¶ I've been alone ¶
447
00:19:15,769 --> 00:19:20,840
¶ With you inside my mind. ¶
448
00:19:20,907 --> 00:19:25,611
¶ And in my dreams,
I've kissed your lips ¶
449
00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:29,248
¶ A thousand times. ¶
450
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:32,218
¶ I sometimes see you pass ¶
451
00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:36,455
¶ Outside my door. ¶
452
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:40,125
¶ Hello. ¶
453
00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:44,563
¶ Is it me you're looking for? ¶
454
00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:47,499
Both:
¶ I can see it in your eyes. ¶
455
00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:52,438
¶ I can see it in your smile. ¶
456
00:19:52,505 --> 00:19:56,642
¶ You're all I've ever wanted ¶
457
00:19:56,710 --> 00:20:00,379
¶ And my arms are open wide. ¶
458
00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:04,216
¶ 'Cause you know
just what to say. ¶
459
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:08,787
¶ And you know just what to do. ¶
460
00:20:08,855 --> 00:20:14,260
¶ And I want to tell you
so much. ¶
461
00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,996
¶ I love you. ¶
462
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,534
¶ Oh, yeah. ¶
463
00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:25,638
¶ I long to see the sunlight ¶
464
00:20:25,705 --> 00:20:29,475
¶ In your hair. ¶
465
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:34,046
¶ And tell you
time and time again ¶
466
00:20:34,114 --> 00:20:37,950
¶ How much I care. ¶
467
00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:40,920
Both:
¶ Sometimes I feel my heart ¶
468
00:20:40,987 --> 00:20:45,624
¶ Will overflow. ¶
469
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:47,559
¶ Hello. ¶
470
00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:52,331
¶ I've just got
to let you know. ¶
471
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:57,636
¶ 'Cause I wonder
where you are. ¶
472
00:20:57,704 --> 00:21:02,074
¶ And I wonder what you do ¶
¶ I wonder what you do. ¶
473
00:21:02,142 --> 00:21:05,511
¶ Are you somewhere
feeling lonely? ¶
474
00:21:05,578 --> 00:21:09,348
¶ Or is someone loving you? ¶
475
00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:13,118
¶ Tell me how
to win your heart ¶
476
00:21:13,186 --> 00:21:17,489
¶ For I haven't got a clue. ¶
477
00:21:17,557 --> 00:21:22,027
¶ But let me start by saying ¶
478
00:21:23,763 --> 00:21:28,334
¶ I love you. ¶
479
00:21:32,572 --> 00:21:34,506
(music stops)
480
00:21:34,574 --> 00:21:37,476
(applause)
481
00:21:37,544 --> 00:21:39,311
We should do this
more often.
482
00:21:40,435 --> 00:21:41,765
How's Friday night?
483
00:21:47,846 --> 00:21:49,046
Excuse me.
484
00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:51,983
We'd like to send these back.
485
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:53,584
But you ate all of it.
486
00:21:53,652 --> 00:21:56,020
Look, I'm pretty sure
you have to do what we say.
487
00:21:56,088 --> 00:21:57,054
And this food
488
00:21:57,122 --> 00:21:58,623
Was not satisfactory.
489
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:00,158
There was a
mouse in mine.
490
00:22:00,225 --> 00:22:02,126
So, we'd like more, please.
491
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,532
All right, hottest guys
in the school.
492
00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:08,633
Go.
493
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,169
Okay, um, Puck's
super-fine.
494
00:22:11,236 --> 00:22:12,670
Mm-hmm.
Finn's cute, too.
495
00:22:12,738 --> 00:22:14,505
Yeah, but he's
not hot, though.
496
00:22:14,573 --> 00:22:15,740
He really isn't.
497
00:22:15,808 --> 00:22:17,108
And you know what, Brit?
498
00:22:17,176 --> 00:22:18,609
I think that dwarf
girlfriend of his
499
00:22:18,677 --> 00:22:19,944
Is dragging down
his rep.
500
00:22:20,012 --> 00:22:21,179
I mean,
if he were dating,
501
00:22:21,246 --> 00:22:23,981
Say, popular pretty girls
like us,
502
00:22:24,049 --> 00:22:25,716
He would go
from dumpy to smokin'.
503
00:22:25,784 --> 00:22:26,684
Finn:
Hello?
504
00:22:26,752 --> 00:22:28,386
Hey, I'm right here.
505
00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:29,954
Would you guys mind,
506
00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:31,823
Like, including me
in your conversations?
507
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,257
I'll just give you
an introduction
508
00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:34,659
Into the way
that we work.
509
00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:37,461
You buy us dinner and
we make out in front of you.
510
00:22:37,529 --> 00:22:38,896
It's like
the best deal ever.
511
00:22:38,964 --> 00:22:40,898
Did you see what Rachel
was wearing today?
512
00:22:40,966 --> 00:22:42,366
I know.
513
00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:43,467
She looked
like Pippi Longstocking,
514
00:22:43,535 --> 00:22:45,403
But, like, Israeli.
515
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:46,938
Those sweaters make her
look homeschooled.
516
00:22:47,005 --> 00:22:48,339
(laughing)
517
00:22:48,407 --> 00:22:49,607
Hey, guys, come on.
Don't make fun of Rachel.
518
00:22:49,675 --> 00:22:51,676
She's... She's kind of cool.
519
00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,477
Finn, that's mean.
520
00:22:53,545 --> 00:22:54,812
You know what, actually?
Would you mind
521
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,947
Waiting in the car?
522
00:22:57,216 --> 00:22:58,316
And leave
your credit card.
523
00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:05,323
Did you know that dolphins
are just gay sharks?
524
00:23:06,758 --> 00:23:08,593
Yeah.
525
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:20,304
Neil diamond:
¶ Hello again. ¶
526
00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:22,273
¶ Hello. ¶
527
00:23:24,776 --> 00:23:28,646
(will joins in):
¶ Just called to say ¶
528
00:23:28,714 --> 00:23:32,516
¶ Hello. ¶
529
00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:36,320
¶ I couldn't sleep ¶
530
00:23:36,388 --> 00:23:40,358
¶ At all tonight ¶
531
00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:44,195
¶ And I know it's late ¶
532
00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:49,166
¶ But I couldn't wait... ¶
533
00:23:49,234 --> 00:23:51,702
This is the perfect
song for us.
534
00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,337
See, he's known this girl
for so long,
535
00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:54,705
But they've just
been friends,
536
00:23:54,773 --> 00:23:59,410
And now he's calling her up
to tell her he wants more.
537
00:24:00,512 --> 00:24:02,580
I was sort of inspired
538
00:24:02,648 --> 00:24:05,049
By my "Hello" assignment
with the kids.
539
00:24:05,117 --> 00:24:06,217
Well, I love it.
540
00:24:06,285 --> 00:24:07,218
Yeah?
I love it.
541
00:24:07,286 --> 00:24:09,887
You do?
(both laughing)
542
00:24:09,955 --> 00:24:11,122
Oh...
543
00:24:11,189 --> 00:24:13,858
I don't know why, but...
544
00:24:13,926 --> 00:24:16,961
I always had a soft spot
for this song.
545
00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:21,299
¶ You're there at home. ¶
546
00:24:21,366 --> 00:24:24,669
¶ Hello. ¶
547
00:24:29,841 --> 00:24:33,277
¶ Maybe it's been crazy ¶
548
00:24:33,345 --> 00:24:37,381
¶ And maybe I'm to blame ¶
549
00:24:37,449 --> 00:24:42,086
¶ But I put my heart
above my head... ¶
550
00:24:43,989 --> 00:24:45,456
Too much too fast.
Too much too fast.
551
00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:46,958
You smell great,
your teeth are clean...
552
00:24:47,025 --> 00:24:49,193
You're very sweet.
It's not that. I'm...
553
00:24:49,261 --> 00:24:53,197
I just haven't been,
uh... Intimate
554
00:24:53,265 --> 00:24:56,734
In a very, very long time.
555
00:24:57,903 --> 00:25:00,104
How long?
556
00:25:02,641 --> 00:25:04,608
Ever.
557
00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:07,979
¶ My friend, hello... ¶
558
00:25:08,046 --> 00:25:12,350
I just haven't found
the right person.
559
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:14,618
You know, someone
who won't reject me
560
00:25:14,686 --> 00:25:18,689
When things get really hard
with my, um, with my problems.
561
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:22,760
It-it's cool.
562
00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:24,295
It's not.
563
00:25:24,363 --> 00:25:25,930
It's not cool.
I can tell.
564
00:25:25,998 --> 00:25:27,231
No, no, no.
565
00:25:27,299 --> 00:25:28,566
Emma...
566
00:25:30,302 --> 00:25:31,569
I understand.
567
00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:35,973
I'll pop in a movie.
568
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:38,376
Do we have to watch
Armageddon again?
569
00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:41,579
Uh, it's that or Bad Boys.
570
00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:43,681
They're the only DVDs
that Terri left behind.
571
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:46,217
She liked to have Bruckheimer
night every other week.
572
00:25:46,284 --> 00:25:48,119
Okay, okay.
573
00:25:48,186 --> 00:25:49,787
(clears throat)
574
00:25:49,855 --> 00:25:51,455
¶ Hello. ¶
575
00:25:51,523 --> 00:25:53,491
(explosions and gunfire on tv)
576
00:25:55,093 --> 00:25:57,595
Finn:
Hey, Rach, can we talk?
577
00:25:57,662 --> 00:26:00,264
Look, I want
to apologize.
578
00:26:00,332 --> 00:26:02,466
I realized I don't want
to date other girls.
579
00:26:02,534 --> 00:26:03,667
Only you.
580
00:26:03,735 --> 00:26:05,002
You do talk too much,
581
00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:07,204
And usually you're just
talking about yourself,
582
00:26:07,272 --> 00:26:09,840
But at least I don't feel
alone when I'm with you.
583
00:26:09,908 --> 00:26:11,709
I'm glad you've come
to that realization,
584
00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:12,777
But you're too late.
585
00:26:12,844 --> 00:26:14,045
I've met someone else--
586
00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:16,947
A boy who's finally worthy
of my talent and love.
587
00:26:17,015 --> 00:26:18,983
Whoa, whoa, wait.
588
00:26:19,051 --> 00:26:20,317
Do I know him?
589
00:26:20,385 --> 00:26:21,952
Is he, is he bigger than me?
590
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,288
Oh, he doesn't go to this
school, and he's a senior.
591
00:26:24,356 --> 00:26:26,123
His name is Jessie, and he's
the male lead in Vocal Adrenaline.
592
00:26:26,191 --> 00:26:28,426
We're both aware that our
Romeo-and-Juliet romance
593
00:26:28,493 --> 00:26:30,461
Will be a challenge,
but our deep respect
594
00:26:30,529 --> 00:26:32,196
For each other's talent
will carry us through.
595
00:26:32,264 --> 00:26:33,798
Rachel, don't you think
that's kind of suspicious?
596
00:26:33,865 --> 00:26:35,266
We make it to regionals
and suddenly
597
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,368
The top guy in our main
competition picks you up?
598
00:26:37,436 --> 00:26:39,003
I know it's hard to believe
that anyone would like me
599
00:26:39,071 --> 00:26:40,871
Without an ulterior motive,
but you have to respect
600
00:26:40,939 --> 00:26:42,907
That our love is real.
601
00:26:42,974 --> 00:26:44,575
Move on, Finn.
602
00:26:44,643 --> 00:26:46,177
I finally have.
603
00:26:52,384 --> 00:26:56,854
Mr. Shue... We have a problem.
604
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:03,526
Finn didn't fall
for any of our tricks.
605
00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:05,428
Such as?
I didn't wear a bra,
606
00:27:05,496 --> 00:27:09,332
And I had them turn up
the air conditioning.
607
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,268
Ladies, I misjudged you.
608
00:27:12,336 --> 00:27:15,071
You may be two of the stupidest
teens I've ever encountered.
609
00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:16,739
And that's saying something.
610
00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:19,575
I once taught a cheerleading
seminar to a young Sarah Palin.
611
00:27:19,643 --> 00:27:21,244
Wait, we did find out
612
00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:23,513
Rachel's with some dude
from Vocal Adrenaline.
613
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:25,214
Name?
614
00:27:25,282 --> 00:27:26,783
Jessie St. James.
615
00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:31,387
Ooh, bringing down this club
may be easier than I thought.
616
00:27:31,455 --> 00:27:34,657
I'm engorged
with venom and triumph.
617
00:27:35,959 --> 00:27:38,928
Now get the hell
out of my office.
618
00:27:38,996 --> 00:27:41,998
("Highway to Hell" playing)
619
00:27:47,905 --> 00:27:51,441
¶ livin' easy, livin' free ¶
620
00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:55,178
¶ a season ticket
on a one-way ride ¶
621
00:27:55,245 --> 00:27:59,115
¶ goin' down, party town ¶
622
00:27:59,183 --> 00:28:02,852
¶ my friends
are gonna be there, too ¶
623
00:28:04,722 --> 00:28:06,956
¶ I'm on the ¶
¶ highway to hell ¶
624
00:28:07,024 --> 00:28:08,958
¶ I'm on a highway ¶
625
00:28:09,026 --> 00:28:10,993
¶ highway to hell ¶
626
00:28:11,061 --> 00:28:14,697
¶ I'm on a highway to hell ¶
¶ I'm on a highway to hell ¶
627
00:28:14,765 --> 00:28:16,332
¶ I'm on it, I'm on it ¶
628
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:21,137
¶ highway to hell... ¶
629
00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:22,939
¶ don't stop me ¶
630
00:28:23,006 --> 00:28:24,607
¶ oh, yeah! ¶
631
00:28:24,675 --> 00:28:26,609
(music ends, flames whooshing)
632
00:28:27,811 --> 00:28:29,746
Stop please.
Dear god, just stop.
633
00:28:30,948 --> 00:28:32,048
Seriously, guys,
634
00:28:32,116 --> 00:28:34,183
It's like watching
beige paint dry.
635
00:28:34,251 --> 00:28:35,218
Could everyone
please look at jessie?
636
00:28:36,386 --> 00:28:37,687
Jessie, give us a show face.
637
00:28:38,989 --> 00:28:40,189
That's a show face, guys.
638
00:28:40,257 --> 00:28:41,991
You want to look
so talented,
639
00:28:42,059 --> 00:28:43,593
It's literally hurting you.
640
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:45,128
I want a look
that's so optimistic,
641
00:28:45,195 --> 00:28:46,229
It could cure cancer.
642
00:28:48,432 --> 00:28:49,632
That's what I'm talking about.
643
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,067
Take five, everybody.
Drink a red bull.
644
00:28:54,838 --> 00:28:56,439
Excuse me,
ms. Corcoran?
645
00:28:56,507 --> 00:28:57,640
Hi, I'm will schuester.
646
00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,475
Sorry, I don't know
who you are.
647
00:28:59,543 --> 00:29:02,378
I'm a big fan, really.
648
00:29:02,446 --> 00:29:03,946
I also coach
the mckinley glee club.
649
00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:05,414
I don't usually
cotton too well
650
00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,550
To my competition sneaking in
to watch a rehearsal.
651
00:29:07,618 --> 00:29:10,620
But I also have trouble
seeing you guys as competition.
652
00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:14,157
I believe you have a student
named jessie st. James?
653
00:29:14,224 --> 00:29:16,692
Yeah, I think he might be
dating one of my students.
654
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,528
I'm more than a little concerned
655
00:29:18,595 --> 00:29:20,663
With the whole fraternizing
with the enemy aspect
656
00:29:20,731 --> 00:29:22,198
Of their relationship.
657
00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:23,432
You think we're
spying on you?
658
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,368
Honestly?
659
00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:26,569
Yes.
660
00:29:26,637 --> 00:29:28,738
Noted.
661
00:29:28,806 --> 00:29:30,072
Look, I don't stand
662
00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:32,141
For any funny business,
and jessie's a good kid.
663
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,376
I mean, what
can you do?
664
00:29:33,443 --> 00:29:37,446
The heart wants
what the heart wants.
665
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:40,249
Sometimes there's
that little spark.
666
00:29:48,192 --> 00:29:50,092
I'm not interested
in coaching
667
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,028
Just your average
high school glee club.
668
00:29:52,095 --> 00:29:53,196
I'm driven to excellence.
669
00:29:53,263 --> 00:29:54,564
Yeah, excellence.
670
00:29:54,631 --> 00:29:56,666
A lot of people thought
I couldn't take nationals
671
00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:59,702
With a routine where the kids
dance entirely on their hands.
672
00:29:59,770 --> 00:30:01,804
(both panting)
673
00:30:01,872 --> 00:30:04,340
Okay... I'm sorry.
674
00:30:05,475 --> 00:30:06,442
We have to stop.
675
00:30:06,510 --> 00:30:07,343
I...
676
00:30:08,512 --> 00:30:11,280
I just can't do this.
677
00:30:11,348 --> 00:30:12,715
Aw, I'm sorry.
678
00:30:12,783 --> 00:30:14,150
I'm all business;
I'm trying to work on that.
679
00:30:14,218 --> 00:30:16,419
No, it isn't that.
680
00:30:16,486 --> 00:30:17,386
Are you gay?
681
00:30:17,454 --> 00:30:19,055
What?
682
00:30:19,122 --> 00:30:20,256
No.
683
00:30:20,324 --> 00:30:21,190
Because most of the
show choir directors
684
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:22,725
I make out with are gay.
685
00:30:26,797 --> 00:30:28,731
I spend
every waking moment
686
00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:30,733
Thinking about vocal adrenaline.
687
00:30:30,801 --> 00:30:32,034
I have no life.
688
00:30:32,102 --> 00:30:33,870
I haven't been on a date
in three years.
689
00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:35,104
Here you go.
690
00:30:35,172 --> 00:30:36,172
Thanks.
691
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,774
I did lie
to you earlier.
692
00:30:38,842 --> 00:30:39,876
I do know who you are.
693
00:30:39,943 --> 00:30:42,178
I saw you
at our fall invitational.
694
00:30:42,246 --> 00:30:43,446
I thought you were really cute.
695
00:30:43,513 --> 00:30:45,348
(chuckles)
696
00:30:45,415 --> 00:30:48,718
You know, I know what you mean--
about being obsessed with work.
697
00:30:48,785 --> 00:30:50,453
I'm so committed
to the glee club,
698
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,456
And I think it played a big part
in ending my marriage.
699
00:30:53,523 --> 00:30:55,758
How long have you been divorced?
700
00:30:55,826 --> 00:31:00,630
Um... Well,
I'm not really divorced yet.
701
00:31:00,697 --> 00:31:02,098
And then I-I
started dating
702
00:31:02,165 --> 00:31:04,467
Someone I-I really care about,
703
00:31:04,534 --> 00:31:06,068
But it isn't working
for some reason.
704
00:31:06,136 --> 00:31:08,537
Oh, you're already seeing
someone else
705
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,139
And you were just
making out with me.
706
00:31:10,207 --> 00:31:12,942
I'm kind of a mess.
707
00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:14,810
Look, I don't want to tell you
how to live your life...
708
00:31:14,878 --> 00:31:16,846
Please, be my guest.
709
00:31:16,914 --> 00:31:18,648
I think you need
to take some time
710
00:31:18,715 --> 00:31:20,917
To reintroduce yourself
to yourself.
711
00:31:20,984 --> 00:31:22,218
You just finished
being somebody's husband,
712
00:31:22,286 --> 00:31:24,353
And that didn't really work out.
713
00:31:24,421 --> 00:31:25,855
And now you're running off to be
714
00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:27,423
Somebody's
boyfriend?
715
00:31:27,491 --> 00:31:29,558
Seems to me you need
to take a little breather.
716
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,494
Look,
717
00:31:31,561 --> 00:31:34,697
That hair, that dimple,
718
00:31:34,765 --> 00:31:38,000
That Terrible clunker
you drive--
719
00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:40,569
I think you're about the
cutest thing I've ever seen.
720
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,438
Here's my number.
721
00:31:42,506 --> 00:31:46,108
When you get things sorted out,
give me a call.
722
00:31:46,176 --> 00:31:47,276
Thank you
for the coffee.
723
00:31:47,344 --> 00:31:51,480
And the making out--
kind of hot.
724
00:31:59,022 --> 00:32:01,557
(bell ringing)
725
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:02,858
Hey, guys.
726
00:32:02,926 --> 00:32:04,293
Cut the butter,
benedict arnold.
727
00:32:05,495 --> 00:32:06,796
We heard
about your new boyfriend.
728
00:32:06,863 --> 00:32:08,130
Look, rachel,
729
00:32:08,198 --> 00:32:09,398
We're all happy
that you're happy,
730
00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:11,000
But we've worked too hard
in glee club
731
00:32:11,068 --> 00:32:13,035
To let you throw it all away
on a relationship
732
00:32:13,103 --> 00:32:14,303
That might not
even be real.
733
00:32:14,371 --> 00:32:16,372
Why, 'cause he's
in vocal adrenaline?
734
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,141
Their motto is
"aut neca aut necatus eris."
735
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:21,944
Which loosely translates
to "murder or be murdered."
736
00:32:22,012 --> 00:32:24,013
They give their dancers
human growth hormone.
737
00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:25,181
Look, we're
not saying
738
00:32:25,248 --> 00:32:26,649
The dude is playing you.
He's playing you.
739
00:32:26,717 --> 00:32:29,151
We just think that until
regionals are over,
740
00:32:29,219 --> 00:32:31,887
We can't risk the
possibility that he is.
741
00:32:31,955 --> 00:32:33,089
None of us want
to go through
742
00:32:33,156 --> 00:32:34,423
What happened
at sectionals again.
743
00:32:34,491 --> 00:32:38,627
Okay, look, jessie and I
might not be true love,
744
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:39,929
But what if we are?
745
00:32:39,997 --> 00:32:42,732
I know who I am.
746
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,735
And how many chances at this
am I going to get?
747
00:32:45,802 --> 00:32:49,238
If you don't break up
with him, you're out.
748
00:32:49,306 --> 00:32:51,374
You can't kick me out!
749
00:32:51,441 --> 00:32:53,576
But we can all quit
if mr. Shue doesn't.
750
00:32:53,643 --> 00:32:56,612
Well, good luck winning
without me.
751
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,382
Everyone is replaceable,
even you.
752
00:32:59,449 --> 00:33:01,150
How could you do this to me?
753
00:33:01,218 --> 00:33:03,319
How could you
do this to us?
754
00:33:03,387 --> 00:33:05,321
We're a team, and
755
00:33:05,389 --> 00:33:07,156
All you've ever wanted was
for us to be great,
756
00:33:07,224 --> 00:33:09,158
And be a part
of something special.
757
00:33:09,226 --> 00:33:11,360
Now is that still true or not?
758
00:33:11,428 --> 00:33:13,062
(bell ringing)
759
00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,349
You wanted to see me,
coach sylvester?
760
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,984
I did, rachel.
761
00:33:24,052 --> 00:33:25,386
I want to introduce you
762
00:33:25,453 --> 00:33:27,888
To the mckinley high
old maids club.
763
00:33:35,297 --> 00:33:35,930
Woman:
Have a seat,
764
00:33:35,997 --> 00:33:37,097
Boy hips.
765
00:33:40,535 --> 00:33:42,536
I don't understand.
766
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,371
Well, rachel, it's
come to my attention
767
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,206
That you've been
given the old heave-ho
768
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,409
By that Terribly
uncoordinated Finn hudson.
769
00:33:48,476 --> 00:33:50,177
Ouch.
And I also
understand
770
00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:52,579
You have a serious suitor
in the form a piping hot
771
00:33:52,647 --> 00:33:53,814
Hunkwad from
another district,
772
00:33:53,882 --> 00:33:55,249
But that your fellow
773
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:57,751
Glee clubbers are so incensed
with betrayal,
774
00:33:57,819 --> 00:34:00,654
They barely have time
to apply freeze off
775
00:34:00,722 --> 00:34:02,690
To the clusters of warts
between their knuckles.
776
00:34:02,757 --> 00:34:04,625
How did you know that?
777
00:34:04,693 --> 00:34:06,360
Brit and I told everybody
in glee club
778
00:34:06,428 --> 00:34:07,561
About jessie st. James.
779
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,029
They're furious.
780
00:34:09,097 --> 00:34:10,798
If rachel falls for him,
the club will self-destruct.
781
00:34:10,865 --> 00:34:12,132
Outstanding.
On to step two.
782
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,101
Round up a bunch of
mustache-sporting teenage girls
783
00:34:14,169 --> 00:34:15,469
With glandular conditions.
784
00:34:15,537 --> 00:34:16,770
Anything else?
785
00:34:16,838 --> 00:34:18,739
Sometimes
I forget my middle name.
786
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,808
I know how torn
you must be, berry.
787
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,509
My freshman year,
788
00:34:22,577 --> 00:34:24,878
I fell for a boy on an
opposing wrestling squad,
789
00:34:24,946 --> 00:34:26,580
But my team
wouldn't go for it.
790
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:29,650
So, the next time
I stepped onto the mat,
791
00:34:29,718 --> 00:34:31,151
I pinned him so hard,
it ruptured his scrotum,
792
00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:32,419
Ending his run for
793
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,587
The state championship
794
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:34,955
And my run for his heart.
795
00:34:35,023 --> 00:34:36,557
To my team,
796
00:34:36,624 --> 00:34:38,792
I was a legend.
797
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:41,028
But I relished this
victory in solitude.
798
00:34:41,096 --> 00:34:42,730
Now,
799
00:34:42,797 --> 00:34:44,064
I spend my Friday nights
800
00:34:44,132 --> 00:34:45,299
Making out with my cat
801
00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:46,367
And watching
ghost whisperer.
802
00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:47,568
Sue:
Well, rachel,
803
00:34:47,635 --> 00:34:48,802
If I weren't ignoring
804
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:50,204
What these ladies were saying
805
00:34:50,271 --> 00:34:52,573
Out of an overwhelming sense
of deep repulsion,
806
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,508
I would probably hear them
encouraging you
807
00:34:54,576 --> 00:34:56,977
To go for it
with your carmel high beau.
808
00:34:57,045 --> 00:34:59,380
Or you might end up like
809
00:34:59,447 --> 00:35:01,348
Dottie here, who,
although her father offered
810
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,751
A sizeable dowry,
which included livestock,
811
00:35:03,818 --> 00:35:06,053
Still couldn't get a date
to homecoming.
812
00:35:06,121 --> 00:35:07,554
No homecoming?
813
00:35:07,622 --> 00:35:10,357
Sue:
No valentines,
no sock hop.
814
00:35:10,425 --> 00:35:13,761
Rachel, you need
to become even more narcissistic
815
00:35:13,828 --> 00:35:15,462
And self-centered
than you already are.
816
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,632
Think of yourself--
your potential happiness.
817
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,768
If not,
818
00:35:20,835 --> 00:35:22,703
Join the club.
819
00:35:34,282 --> 00:35:35,549
(door closing)
820
00:35:35,617 --> 00:35:37,217
Terri:
Beautiful table.
821
00:35:37,285 --> 00:35:38,819
Meticulous, really.
822
00:35:40,255 --> 00:35:42,423
I guess being crazy
has its benefits.
823
00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,859
It's date night.
824
00:35:47,128 --> 00:35:48,395
Actually, it was tomorrow,
825
00:35:48,463 --> 00:35:50,297
But will wanted tonight,
so, I'm surprising him.
826
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,598
And I know
827
00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:53,400
He keeps a key under the mat.
828
00:35:53,468 --> 00:35:56,003
You're really loving this,
aren't you?
829
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,839
I take no pleasure
in your pain, Terri.
830
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,207
But I am enjoying
831
00:36:00,275 --> 00:36:02,176
Seeing will get a second chance
at happiness, yes.
832
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,777
Oh, and you're the one
to introduce him
833
00:36:03,845 --> 00:36:05,145
To this magical new world
of bliss?
834
00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:06,280
What, you with your
three-times-a-day showers
835
00:36:06,347 --> 00:36:07,681
And the fact
that you can't sleep
836
00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,216
Unless your shoes are all
in a row?
837
00:36:09,284 --> 00:36:11,151
Is there a reason
that you're here?
838
00:36:11,219 --> 00:36:13,687
'cause I'd kind of like you
to be gone when will gets home.
839
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:19,193
I just need to pick up the rest
of my bruckheimer dvds.
840
00:36:30,071 --> 00:36:32,106
Whose is this?
841
00:36:32,173 --> 00:36:33,674
That's mine.
842
00:36:33,741 --> 00:36:35,409
I got really tired of watching
con air every night.
843
00:36:35,477 --> 00:36:37,311
And will picked "hello"
as our song.
844
00:36:37,378 --> 00:36:39,480
Oh, you poor girl.
845
00:36:41,816 --> 00:36:43,750
Don't bother sleeping
with my husband tonight.
846
00:36:43,818 --> 00:36:44,985
You're already
screwed.
847
00:36:45,053 --> 00:36:46,520
"hello" was our prom song.
848
00:36:48,256 --> 00:36:49,690
I mean, I doubt will remembers.
849
00:36:49,757 --> 00:36:52,893
He goes to the market for milk,
comes home with a pack of gum.
850
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,795
You're lying.
851
00:36:57,899 --> 00:36:59,967
Ask him.
852
00:37:00,034 --> 00:37:03,203
Or better yet,
go to the library
853
00:37:03,271 --> 00:37:06,440
And look it up for yourself
in that year's thunderclap.
854
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,844
(spoon clinks)
855
00:37:10,912 --> 00:37:12,813
Sorry.
856
00:37:14,382 --> 00:37:16,917
Jessie?
857
00:37:19,754 --> 00:37:21,822
Who's there?
858
00:37:24,859 --> 00:37:26,727
I carry a rape whistle.
859
00:37:26,794 --> 00:37:27,494
Just me.
860
00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:28,862
(sighs)
861
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:31,598
Most spots are 2,500 watts.
862
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,133
This one is ten
times brighter.
863
00:37:33,201 --> 00:37:35,636
We have to wear sunscreen
onstage, but it's worth it.
864
00:37:35,703 --> 00:37:38,338
I guess everything is bigger
and brighter here.
865
00:37:38,406 --> 00:37:39,540
(chuckles)
866
00:37:39,607 --> 00:37:43,210
I have to ask you something.
867
00:37:43,278 --> 00:37:45,279
And I need you
to tell me the truth,
868
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,080
Because if you don't,
there will be consequences--
869
00:37:47,148 --> 00:37:49,016
Life-and-death consequences.
870
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:51,185
Because if I give myself to you,
871
00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:53,487
And it turns out
that you're just playing me,
872
00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:55,455
I might die.
873
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,058
Okay, okay, not literally,
but emotionally.
874
00:37:58,126 --> 00:38:00,994
It'll be the kind of heartbreak
that girls like me hold
875
00:38:01,062 --> 00:38:04,131
For the rest of their lives,
like barbra in the way we were.
876
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,300
(laughing):
Oh, my god.
877
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,302
What?
878
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,604
You're more of a drama queen
than I am.
879
00:38:14,642 --> 00:38:16,577
Hi.
880
00:38:16,644 --> 00:38:18,212
I'm jessie.
881
00:38:18,279 --> 00:38:20,380
I know who you are.
882
00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:22,482
You know jessie st. James,
883
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:25,185
The star of vocal adrenaline,
your competition at regionals.
884
00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:28,121
I want to introduce
you to jessie,
885
00:38:28,189 --> 00:38:30,791
The guy who's
nuts about you,
886
00:38:30,858 --> 00:38:32,826
The guy who would
never hurt you.
887
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,470
(sighs)
888
00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:48,342
- No one can know.
- I understand.
889
00:39:05,027 --> 00:39:06,094
(bell ringing)
hi.
890
00:39:06,162 --> 00:39:09,064
Hey.
891
00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:11,400
I get home
last night, and
892
00:39:11,467 --> 00:39:13,635
It was like some
ghost had laid out
893
00:39:13,703 --> 00:39:16,204
This beautiful,
romantic meal for me.
894
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:17,572
A ghost who wears
your perfume.
895
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,241
I was just in the library.
896
00:39:20,476 --> 00:39:22,344
Page 42.
897
00:39:23,546 --> 00:39:25,280
Okay.
898
00:39:25,348 --> 00:39:29,551
Oh, my... My junior prom.
899
00:39:39,328 --> 00:39:41,263
I wanted to surprise you
on Wednesday.
900
00:39:41,330 --> 00:39:43,899
Terri came by and, um,
901
00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:47,035
Told me about the prom...
About the song.
902
00:39:47,103 --> 00:39:49,704
Emma, I-I have no feelings
about this night anymore.
903
00:39:49,772 --> 00:39:51,540
I didn't even remember the song.
904
00:39:51,607 --> 00:39:53,241
No. I know.
I know, not consciously.
905
00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:56,278
But somewhere inside,
906
00:39:56,345 --> 00:39:57,679
You're still not over her.
907
00:39:59,715 --> 00:40:01,583
We were naive.
908
00:40:01,651 --> 00:40:03,118
I think sometimes we spend
909
00:40:03,186 --> 00:40:06,555
So much time with these kids
that we start acting like them.
910
00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:10,292
You've been
in the same relationship
911
00:40:10,359 --> 00:40:13,061
Your entire life.
912
00:40:13,129 --> 00:40:15,197
You don't know
who you are alone.
913
00:40:15,264 --> 00:40:17,732
I think this song is just
914
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,502
The beginning of you
repeating the same patterns.
915
00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,504
Terri and I met
when I was 15.
916
00:40:22,572 --> 00:40:24,039
I'm a different person now.
917
00:40:24,106 --> 00:40:26,274
How is you compromising yourself
918
00:40:26,342 --> 00:40:30,612
For my crazy any different
than you doing it for hers?
919
00:40:42,325 --> 00:40:45,694
Well... What do
you want to do?
920
00:40:45,761 --> 00:40:47,762
I think that...
921
00:40:49,565 --> 00:40:51,299
...You need to spend
some time alone.
922
00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:55,637
I do. I think you need
to get to know yourself.
923
00:40:55,705 --> 00:40:57,272
You know, you haven't been okay
924
00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:59,307
With having your own needs
since you were 15.
925
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:08,917
You're right.
926
00:41:08,985 --> 00:41:11,052
I guess...
927
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,054
I'm just not good
at being alone...
928
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:16,291
And realizing what
my own needs are.
929
00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:21,696
Well, maybe around the time that
you figure out what they are...
930
00:41:21,764 --> 00:41:24,232
Maybe I'll be ready
to get a little messy.
931
00:41:27,937 --> 00:41:30,005
Can you go now?
932
00:41:31,774 --> 00:41:34,776
I think I need
to close the door and cry.
933
00:41:34,844 --> 00:41:35,911
(laughs)
934
00:41:35,978 --> 00:41:37,012
(clears throat)
935
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:43,184
(sighs)
936
00:42:02,605 --> 00:42:04,573
(crying softly, bell ringing)
937
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,575
Hey.
938
00:42:06,642 --> 00:42:07,776
I ended it with jessie.
939
00:42:07,843 --> 00:42:08,910
You can spread the word.
940
00:42:08,978 --> 00:42:10,712
I know you know how to do that.
941
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:13,114
Look, I'm sorry, uh...
942
00:42:13,182 --> 00:42:14,783
Look, I know
this really sucks for you
943
00:42:14,850 --> 00:42:17,352
But I think it's for the best.
944
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,087
Taking one for the team.
I get it.
945
00:42:19,155 --> 00:42:20,689
No, not just for the team.
946
00:42:20,756 --> 00:42:22,424
For us.
947
00:42:22,491 --> 00:42:24,259
You and me.
948
00:42:24,327 --> 00:42:25,927
I've been thinking a lot lately.
949
00:42:25,995 --> 00:42:27,529
I feel like I have
950
00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:29,564
All these problems, you know,
951
00:42:29,632 --> 00:42:31,766
With quinn and-and basketball
and girls and stuff,
952
00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:33,068
And I've been so overwhelmed
953
00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:34,669
Trying to figure them all out.
954
00:42:34,737 --> 00:42:37,639
Then I realized the only thing
I needed to fix was us.
955
00:42:39,609 --> 00:42:42,611
I want us to be together,
rachel.
956
00:42:42,678 --> 00:42:44,746
A real couple.
957
00:42:44,814 --> 00:42:50,452
Look, I even circled some dates
on your crazy calendar.
958
00:42:50,519 --> 00:42:53,088
Is you not being able
to talk right now
959
00:42:53,155 --> 00:42:55,056
A good thing or a bad thing?
960
00:42:55,124 --> 00:42:57,092
I can't.
Can't what?
961
00:42:57,159 --> 00:43:01,162
I-I can't be a couple with you.
962
00:43:03,432 --> 00:43:06,001
It's the team.
963
00:43:06,068 --> 00:43:09,270
We-we can't have any,
um, drama right now.
964
00:43:09,338 --> 00:43:11,640
You know, we need... We need
to focus on regionals.
965
00:43:11,707 --> 00:43:14,409
And I appreciate your offer,
966
00:43:14,477 --> 00:43:16,911
But in the spirit
of being a team player,
967
00:43:16,979 --> 00:43:18,880
I have to decline.
968
00:43:18,948 --> 00:43:20,248
Hey, whoa.
969
00:43:20,316 --> 00:43:22,217
(laughs)
970
00:43:22,284 --> 00:43:24,753
I'm not just some guy
that you met at the music store
971
00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:25,887
That you can just blow off.
972
00:43:27,323 --> 00:43:28,690
I don't give up that easy.
973
00:43:32,395 --> 00:43:34,262
See you at rehearsal.
974
00:43:39,568 --> 00:43:41,469
¶ you say "yes" ¶
975
00:43:41,537 --> 00:43:43,571
¶ I say "no" ¶
976
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:45,907
¶ you say "stop" ¶
¶ you say "stop" ¶
977
00:43:45,975 --> 00:43:51,212
¶ I say "go, go, go" ¶
978
00:43:52,815 --> 00:43:56,384
¶ oh, no ¶
979
00:43:56,452 --> 00:43:58,086
¶ you say "good-bye" ¶
980
00:43:58,154 --> 00:44:01,089
¶ and I say "hello" ¶
981
00:44:01,157 --> 00:44:03,458
¶ hello, hello ¶
982
00:44:03,526 --> 00:44:06,361
¶ I don't know why
you say "good-bye" ¶
983
00:44:06,429 --> 00:44:07,762
¶ I say "hello" ¶
984
00:44:07,830 --> 00:44:10,532
¶ hello ¶
¶ hello, hello ¶
985
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:12,233
¶ hello ¶
¶ I don't know why ¶
986
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:16,571
¶ you say "good-bye,"
I say "hello" ¶
987
00:44:16,639 --> 00:44:19,207
¶ you say "yes" ¶
¶ I say "yes" ¶
988
00:44:19,275 --> 00:44:21,109
¶ I say "no" ¶
¶ maybe, no ¶
989
00:44:21,177 --> 00:44:22,877
¶ you say "stop" ¶
990
00:44:22,945 --> 00:44:25,280
¶ I can stay... ¶
¶ I say "go" ¶
991
00:44:25,347 --> 00:44:27,582
¶ "go, go" ¶
992
00:44:29,051 --> 00:44:32,954
¶ oh, no ¶
993
00:44:33,022 --> 00:44:34,789
¶ you say "good-bye" ¶
994
00:44:34,857 --> 00:44:38,359
¶ and I say "hello" ¶
995
00:44:38,427 --> 00:44:40,562
¶ hello, hello ¶
996
00:44:40,629 --> 00:44:43,064
¶ I don't know why
you say "good-bye" ¶
997
00:44:43,132 --> 00:44:45,033
¶ I say "hello" ¶
998
00:44:45,101 --> 00:44:46,701
¶ hello, hello ¶
999
00:44:46,769 --> 00:44:48,269
¶ hello ¶
1000
00:44:48,337 --> 00:44:49,838
¶ I don't know why
you say "good-bye" ¶
1001
00:44:49,905 --> 00:44:51,106
¶ I say "hello" ¶
1002
00:44:51,173 --> 00:44:52,741
¶ hello ¶
1003
00:44:52,808 --> 00:44:55,076
¶ hello, hello ¶
¶ hello ¶
1004
00:44:55,144 --> 00:44:56,911
¶ I don't know why
you say "good-bye" ¶
1005
00:44:56,979 --> 00:44:58,880
¶ I say "hello" ¶
1006
00:44:58,948 --> 00:45:00,715
¶ hello, hello ¶
1007
00:45:00,783 --> 00:45:02,050
¶ hello ¶
1008
00:45:02,118 --> 00:45:04,285
¶ hello... ¶
1009
00:45:08,843 --> 00:45:13,163
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