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why don't you, babe? *
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* Right about now,
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Go!
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翻译:ID校对:ID 时间轴:三水
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Making some new
friends, Kurt?
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He sure is, Mr. Shue.
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Hey, Finn, you still
owe me that report on "Que hace en su???
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What?
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"What you did last summer."
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Almost halfway done with
most all of it, Mr. Shue.
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It's hammer time!
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Please, this is
from Marc Jacobs'
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new collection!
Wait.
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Okay.
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* You're a shining star *
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* No matter who you are *
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* Shining bright to see *
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* What you could truly be *
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* What you could
truly be *
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???
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* Shining star comes into view *
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Como esta usted?
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Yo me llamo Guillermo.
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Como esta usted?
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Yo me llamo Guillermo.
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Que lastima,
hojala que se sienta mejor.
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Rapido.
Que lastima...
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* Shining star for you to see *
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* What your life can truly be. *
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* Where... *
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* Is love? *
* Is love *
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* Does it fall from skies *
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* Above? *
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* Is it underneath *
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* The willow tree *
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* That I've been dreaming of? *
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Where's the coffee pot?
Figgins got rid of it.
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Budget cuts.
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You know, I know for a fact
that they are still getting hot java at Carver.
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We should strike.
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Hello, boys.
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Who needs a pick-me-up?
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Wow, lattes!
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Yeah, I am a bit
of a coffee snob.
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Now, the key to a perfect latte,
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is in the temperature
of the steamed milk.
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I like mine scalding.
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Hi, Emma.
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Hey, Ken.
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Will, hi.
Hey.
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What's with all the lattes?
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Oh, Emma, I just felt so awful
that Figgins cut the coffee???
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a nutritionist
for the Cheerios.
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Yeah, I heard you guys
went, like,
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$600 over budget on that.
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My performers didn't
get on Fox Sports Net
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last year because they ate
at Bacon Junction.
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Since when are cheerleaders
performers?
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Your resentment is delicious.
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Well, I have a phoner
in a couple of minutes.
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It's an interview
on the telephone with a major media outlet.
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I'll probably do it
on my iPhone.
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Enjoy.
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Thanks a lot, Sue.
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I ssed you at the, uh,
singles mixer last weekend, Emma.
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Yeah, I know.
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Big pipe exploded
in my building.
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It was wild.
I hate those mixer things though,
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I mean, it's like
a big meat market.
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It's just, ugh.
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I did give my number
to a fireman though.
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But he hasn't called.
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You know what, there's
someone out there for everyone.
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I wouldn't even sweat it.
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Hey, did you hear that
Sandy Ryerson got fired?
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Really?
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Well, who's going
to take over Glee Club?
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Don't know.
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I'd like to take over Glee Club.
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You want to captain the Titanic,
too?
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I think I can make
it great again.
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There is no joy
in these kids.
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They feel invisible.
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That's why every one of
them has a MySpace page.
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60 bucks a month.
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That's what I need
to keep this program up.
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And you-you expect me to pay it?
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I'm certainly not going
to pay for it.
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We're not talking about
Cheerios here, Will.
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They were on Fox Sports Net
last year.
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When Glee Club starts bringing that
kind of prestige to the school again,
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you can
have all the money you want.
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Until then, 60 bucks a month.
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And you've got to use
the costumes and props you already have.
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But we need the stools
for wood shop.
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Hiding the $60 a mon fromy wife, Terri,
was going to be hard.
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But I had a bigger problem.
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How was I going to get
these kids motivated?
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One thing I knew for sure,
we needed a new name.
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"New Directions!"
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My name is Mercedes Jones
and I'm singing...
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* R-E-S-P-E-C-T *
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* Find out what it means to me *
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* R-E-S-P-E-C-T *
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* Take care, TCB. *
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* Oh, hey, baby, yeah *
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Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel.
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* Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane *
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* Should've been my name,
Mr. llophane *
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* 'Cause you can look
right through me *
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* Walk right by me *
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* And never know I'm there *
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* Never even *
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* Know...*
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* I'm there. *
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Tina C.
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"I Kissed A Girl."
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* It's not what I'm used to *
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* Just wanna try you on *
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* I'm curious for you *
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* Caught my attention *
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* I kissed a girl *
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* And I liked it... *
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Hi, my name is Rachel Berry,
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and I'll be singing "On My Own"
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from the seminal
Broadway classic Les Miz.
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Fantastic, let's hear it.
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* On my own *
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* Pretending he's bid. *
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You might laugh because
every time I sign my name,
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I put a gold star after it.
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But it's a metaphor
and metaphors are important.
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My gold stars are a metaphor
for me being a star.
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And just so we're clear,
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I want to clear up
that hateful rumor that I was the one who turned
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that closet case
Sandy Ryerson in
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because he gave Hank Saunders
the solo I deserved.
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That's cockpoopie.
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He was touching Hank,
caressing him.
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It was so wrong!
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I am not homophobic.
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In fact, I have two gay dads.
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See, I was born out of love.
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My two dads screened
potential surrogates
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based on beauty and IQ.
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Then they mixed
their sperm together and used a turkey baster.
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To this day, we don't know
which one is my real dad,
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which I think
is pretty amazing.
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My dads spoiled me in the arts.
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I was given dance lessons,
vocal lessons.
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Anything to give me
a competitive edge.
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You might think
that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this,
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but my MySpace schedule
keeps me way too busy to date.
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I try to post a MySpace
video every day,
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just to keep my talent
alive and growing.
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* Without him, the world... *
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Nowadays, being anonymous
is worse than being poor.
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Fame is the most important
thing in our culture now.
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And if there's one thing
I've learned,
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it's that no one's
just gonna hand it to you.
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* I love him *
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* But every day *
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* I'm learning *
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* All my life *
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* I've only been pretending *
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* Without me,
his world will go on turning *
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* A world
that's full of happiness *
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* That I have never known... *
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* I love him *
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* I love him *
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* I love him *
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* But only on my *
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* Own... *
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Very nice, Rachel.
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When do we start rehearsals?
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* And I said to myself *
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* Sit down *
* Said to myself, sit down *
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* Sit down,
you're rocking the boat *
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* I said to myself, sit down *
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* Said toimself, sit down,
you're rocking the boat *
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* And the devil
will drag you under *
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* By the sharp lapel
of your checkered coat *
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* Sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down, sit down *
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* You're rocking the boat,
sit down, you're rocking *
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* Sit down, sit down, sit down,
you're rocking the boat *
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* Sit down, you're rocking,
sit down, sit down *
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* Sit down,
you're rocking the boat *
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* Sit down... *
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* You're rocking *
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* The boat... *
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We suck.
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Uh, it...
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It'll get there.
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We-we just need
to keep rehearsing.
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Mr. Schuester,
do you have any idea
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how ridiculous it is
to give the lead solo in "Sit Down,
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You're Rocking the Boat"
to a boy in a wheelchair?
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I think Mr. Shue
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is using irony
to enhance the performance.
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There is nothing ironic
about show choir!
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Rachel...
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Rachel!
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That's sloppy!
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You're sloppy babies!
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It's just disgraceful!
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And I want the agony
out of your eyes!
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00:10:12,315 --> 00:10:14,785
Uh-uh, Lance,
don't you starcrying!
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You are the weak link, pal!
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How's it feel
to be the weak link, huh?!
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That can't feel very good!
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You changed out
of your costume.
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I'm tired of being laughed at.
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You're the best kid
in there, Rachel.
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That comes with a price.
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Look, I know I'm just
a sophomore, but I can feel the clock ticking away,
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and I don't want
to leave high school with nothing to show for it.
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You get great grades.
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You're a fantastic singer.
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Everybody hates me.
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And you think Glee Club
is going to ange that?
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Being great at something
is going to change it.
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Being a part
of something special mas you special, right?
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I need a male lead
who can keep up with me vocally.
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Maybe I can coach
Arty a little.
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Look, Mr. Shue,
I really appreciate what you're trying to do,
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but if you can't give me
what I need, then I'm sorry.
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I'm not going to make a fool
out of myself.
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I can't keep wasting
my time with Glee.
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It hurts too much.
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Schuester!
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Figgins wants you!
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But we just started rehearsals.
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My hands are tied, Shue.
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I need
the auditorium.
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00:11:19,415 --> 00:11:22,785
Alcoholics Anonymous wants
to rent it out for their afternoon meetings.
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00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,685
Lots of drunks in this town.
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They're paying me
ten bucks a head.
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If we show at regionals,
Glee stays; if not, the bar's open???
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00:11:29,915 --> 00:11:31,585
What is it with you
and this club?
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You've got only five kids--
one of them's a cripple.
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Then, I guess you've got nothing
to worry about.
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Fine.
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Yes.
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00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,400
But you're running detention
for free to make it up to me.
254
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,300
Deal.
255
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,485
You put your hands
in the corners like this.
256
00:11:53,515 --> 00:11:54,485
Okay?
257
00:11:54,515 --> 00:11:56,085
I can't do it.
258
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,685
I'm dyslexic.
259
00:11:57,715 --> 00:12:00,285
Maybe I should
just stick to towels and washcloths.
260
00:12:00,315 --> 00:12:01,785
Howard, if you can't fold
a fitted sheet,
261
00:12:01,815 --> 00:12:03,585
you cannot work
at Sheets N' Things.
262
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:05,400
Associate to returns.
263
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,385
Go.
264
00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:09,200
Make sure they
have a receipt.
265
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,900
Someone looks beautiful today.
266
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,185
Hey.
Hi.
267
00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:14,785
You look
very handsome.
268
00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:15,900
Thank you.
269
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,985
I just thought
I'd bring you roast beef on pumpernickel--
270
00:12:18,015 --> 00:12:18,985
your favorite.
Aw.
271
00:12:19,015 --> 00:12:21,400
Oh, but does it have mayo?
Yeah.
272
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,385
Will, if my diabetes comes back,
I can't get pregnant.
273
00:12:24,415 --> 00:12:25,185
I...
274
00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:26,800
What is wrong with you?
275
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,585
I just wanted to tell you
that I'm going to have to start working late???
276
00:12:31,615 --> 00:12:33,785
I'm, uh, monitoring
after-school detention.
277
00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:34,685
What?
278
00:12:34,715 --> 00:12:37,385
I had to make a deal
with Figgins so he wouldn't kill Glee Club.
279
00:12:37,415 --> 00:12:40,885
But, Will, I'm on my feet
four hours a day three times a week here.
280
00:12:40,915 --> 00:12:41,685
Now I have
to go home,
281
00:12:41,715 --> 00:12:44,100
and I have to cook dinner
for myself?
282
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,285
This lady wants
to return these sheets, but...
283
00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:50,000
something tells me
we've got another bed wetter.
284
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,700
Do you see what I have
to deal with here?
285
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,385
God, hasn't she ever
heard of a diaper?
286
00:12:57,415 --> 00:13:01,185
Of course, towels have
a thread count, Mister...
287
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,885
Sheets N' Things.
288
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:03,685
What do you do?
289
00:13:03,715 --> 00:13:05,385
I read catalogues.
290
00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:06,385
I know these things.
291
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:08,085
Anything under
a 400 thread count,
292
00:13:08,115 --> 00:13:10,285
and I could break out
in impetigo.
293
00:13:10,315 --> 00:13:11,985
It's simple to understand.
294
00:13:12,015 --> 00:13:13,400
William?
295
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,785
Sandy?
296
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:15,685
Hey.
297
00:13:15,715 --> 00:13:17,385
Well, hello.
298
00:13:17,415 --> 00:13:18,785
How are things?
299
00:13:18,815 --> 00:13:19,985
I hear you
300
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:21,085
have taken over
Glee Club.
301
00:13:21,115 --> 00:13:22,385
Yeah.
302
00:13:22,415 --> 00:13:23,985
I... hope
you're not too upset.
303
00:13:24,015 --> 00:13:25,285
Are you kidding?
304
00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:27,285
Getting out of that
swirling eddy of despair:
305
00:13:27,315 --> 00:13:29,100
best thing that ever
happened to me.
306
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,785
Don't get me wrong.
307
00:13:31,815 --> 00:13:36,685
It wasn't easy at first
being dismissed, and for what I was accused of.
308
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:40,485
My long-distance
girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke
309
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,700
Oh, God, don't you
love a good monkey?
310
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,985
Took me weeks to get over
my nervous breakdown.
311
00:13:46,015 --> 00:13:47,385
Did they put you on medication?
312
00:13:47,415 --> 00:13:49,900
Better: medical marijuana.
313
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,385
It's genius.
314
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,785
I just tell my
Dr. Feelgood
315
00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:54,185
I'm having trouble sleeping,
316
00:13:54,215 --> 00:13:56,985
and he gives me
all of it I want.
317
00:13:57,015 --> 00:13:59,285
I'm finding the whole
system quite lucrative.
318
00:13:59,315 --> 00:14:00,485
You're a drug dealer?
319
00:14:00,515 --> 00:14:03,485
Oh, yeah... make five times more
than when I was a teacher.
320
00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:05,085
I keep some
for myself,
321
00:14:05,115 --> 00:14:07,585
and then I take money baths
in the rest.
322
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,000
Who-who do you sell it to?
323
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,300
You want in?
324
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,485
Uh, no... I mean, I tried it
once in college,
325
00:14:19,515 --> 00:14:21,185
but Terri and I are trying
to get pregnant, so...
326
00:14:21,215 --> 00:14:23,785
Do my own packaging, and
the first sample is free. Sandy, no.
327
00:14:23,815 --> 00:14:27,600
Come on, you are the
one who are coaching those tone-deaf
328
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,485
This looks like barf.
329
00:14:31,515 --> 00:14:31,885
Okay?
330
00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:33,485
I have to do everything myself.
331
00:14:33,515 --> 00:14:34,385
Call me.
332
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,485
Come on.
333
00:14:35,515 --> 00:14:37,200
What's the matter
with you?
334
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,400
This is terrible.
335
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,785
Hey, Sue.
336
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:42,885
Can I have a sec?
337
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,985
("A Fifth of Beethoven" begins
playing)
338
00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:47,200
Sure, buddy.
Come on in.
339
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,700
Hey, Emma, you got a second?
340
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,100
What is that, gum?
341
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,885
So, you want to talk
to my Cheerios about joining Glee Club?
342
00:15:02,915 --> 00:15:05,685
Well, I need more kids--
performers--
343
00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:07,485
and all the best ones
are in the Cheerios,
344
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,085
so I figured some of them
might want to double up.
345
00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:12,685
Okay, so what you're doing
right now is called blurring the lines.
346
00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:14,385
High school is
a caste system.
347
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,385
Kids fall into certain slots.
348
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:20,185
Your jocks and your
popular kids up in the penthouse.
349
00:15:20,215 --> 00:15:23,885
The invibles
and the kids playing live-action
350
00:15:23,915 --> 00:15:26,200
out in the forest:
bottom floor.
351
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,285
And... where do
the Glee kids lie?
352
00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:31,285
Subbasement.
353
00:15:31,315 --> 00:15:34,085
Sue's not wrong, but I don't
think anything is set in stone.
354
00:15:34,115 --> 00:15:36,685
I mean, you know, kids are going
to do what they think is cool,
355
00:15:36,715 --> 00:15:38,485
which is not always
who they are.
356
00:15:38,515 --> 00:15:40,985
You just need to find a way
to get them out of their boxes.
357
00:15:41,015 --> 00:15:41,785
Well, how do I do that?
358
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,185
They follow the leader.
359
00:15:43,215 --> 00:15:44,985
You know, if you can get
a couple of the popular kids
360
00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:47,285
to sign up, the rest
will fall right in line.
361
00:15:47,315 --> 00:15:48,285
I just want to talk to them.
362
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,785
I don't know, dude.
363
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:52,685
I can't see any
of my guys wanting to join???
364
00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:54,185
Last month, they held down
one of their teammates,
365
00:15:54,215 --> 00:15:56,985
shaved off his eyebrows
just because he watched Grey's Anatomy.
366
00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:59,285
Look, all I'm looking
for is an introduction.
367
00:15:59,315 --> 00:16:00,200
Fine.
368
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
You got to put a good word in
for me with Emma.
369
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,185
There you go, Cinderella.
370
00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:08,100
Thank you.
371
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,500
I have trouble
with things like that, the, um...
372
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,685
the... the messy things.
373
00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:15,785
Yeah.
374
00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:18,200
It's really nice
how much you care about Glee,
375
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,900
about the kids.
376
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,385
If you really care
about these kids,
377
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,785
you'll leave
well enough alone.
378
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:25,985
Children like to know
where they stand,
379
00:16:26,015 --> 00:16:28,985
so let your little Glee kids
have their little club,
380
00:16:29,015 --> 00:16:33,100
but don't pretend
that any of them are something they're not.
381
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:38,800
Circle up.
382
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,285
Mr. Schuester is going
to talk to you.
383
00:16:41,315 --> 00:16:43,885
If you don't listen,
you do laps.
384
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,585
You mouth off, you do laps.
385
00:16:46,615 --> 00:16:47,885
Got it?
386
00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:48,685
They're all
yours, Will.
387
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:49,685
Thanks, Ken.
388
00:16:49,715 --> 00:16:50,585
Hey, guys, how you doing?
389
00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:53,985
Uh, I think I recognize
some of you from Spanish class, but,
390
00:16:54,015 --> 00:16:55,485
uh, I'm...
391
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:59,300
I'm here today to talk to you
about something different:music
392
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,300
Glee Club needs guys.
393
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,385
I'm going to put
the sign-up sheet at the door to the
394
00:17:09,415 --> 00:17:11,485
so if anyone
wants to sign up, please...
395
00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:12,400
Thank you.
396
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,185
Dismissed.
397
00:17:14,215 --> 00:17:15,885
Sorry about that.
It's okay.
398
00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:17,285
You been
sleeping okay?
399
00:17:17,315 --> 00:17:19,300
Your eyes look
a little bloodshot.
400
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,785
I got allergies.
401
00:17:21,815 --> 00:17:23,500
Okay.
Thanks a lot.
402
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,485
New Directions!
403
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:31,885
I honestly thought
that was the end
404
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:35,885
of the very brief fever dream
that was "New Directions!"
405
00:17:35,915 --> 00:17:38,185
* And even as I wander *
406
00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:40,985
* I'm keeping you in sight *
407
00:17:41,015 --> 00:17:43,385
* You're a candle
in the window *
408
00:17:43,415 --> 00:17:46,585
* On a cold,
dark winter's night *
409
00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:48,885
* And I'm getting closer *
410
00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:54,400
* Than I everhought I might *
411
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:56,985
* And I can't fight *
412
00:17:57,015 --> 00:17:58,485
* This feeling anymore... *
413
00:17:58,515 --> 00:17:59,585
I suddenly realized
414
00:17:59,615 --> 00:18:02,285
why I had wanted to do
this thing in the first place.
415
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,185
* What I started fighting for *
416
00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:07,600
It was seeing the gift in a kid
that they didn't even know they had.
417
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,385
* And I can't fight
this feeling anymore *
418
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:12,985
It was pure talent.
419
00:18:13,015 --> 00:18:16,585
* Even if I have to crawl
upon your floor *
420
00:18:16,615 --> 00:18:19,385
* Come crashing
through your door *
421
00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:23,285
* Baby, I can't fight
this feeling anymore. *
422
00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:25,285
What I did then...
423
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:28,000
was the blackest moment
of my life.
424
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,685
You want to tell me how long
you've had a drug problem?
425
00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:34,785
I don't even know
who the Chronic Lady is.
426
00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:38,485
Look, if it were up to m
we wouldn't have mandatory biweekly afternoon
427
00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:40,285
But I've never
seen that before, Mr. Shue, I swear.
428
00:18:40,315 --> 00:18:42,500
It's not mine--
I'll pee in a cup.
429
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:44,285
I'll pee.
Look, it...
430
00:18:44,315 --> 00:18:46,500
it wouldn't make any difference.
431
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,385
Possession is eight-tenths
of the law.
432
00:18:48,415 --> 00:18:52,500
I'm pretty sure
that much pot is a felony. Yeah.
433
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,985
Look, you'll get kicked out
of school.
434
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:56,485
You'll lose
your football scholarship.
435
00:18:56,515 --> 00:18:58,885
Wait, I... I had
a football scholarship?
436
00:18:58,915 --> 00:18:59,785
To... to where?
437
00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:01,585
You could land in prison, son.
438
00:19:01,615 --> 00:19:02,385
Oh, my God.
439
00:19:02,415 --> 00:19:04,500
Please, don't tell my mom.
440
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,800
Look, I see a lot
of myself in you, Finn.
441
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:14,185
I know what it's like
to struggle to make good life choices,
442
00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:18,100
and I don't want to see you
throw away everything you have???
443
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,500
I just expected more
out of you, Finn.
444
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,685
That really got to me
when Mr. Schuester said that,
445
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:29,585
because every day of my life,
I expect more out of myself.
446
00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:31,385
See, I might look confident
and everything,
447
00:19:31,415 --> 00:19:34,085
but I really struggle with
the same thing others kids do:
448
00:19:34,115 --> 00:19:36,500
peer pressure, bacne.
449
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,000
I never knew my dad.
450
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,400
He died in Iraq when we
were fighting Osama bin Laden the first time.
451
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,185
Hold on, hold on.
Finn, Finn, Finn!
452
00:19:47,215 --> 00:19:49,185
Please,
I'm on the phone.
453
00:19:49,215 --> 00:19:52,185
I just want to trade
next Saturday's shift for this Saturday,
454
00:19:52,215 --> 00:19:54,085
because Finn's got a parents
night for Cub Scouts.
455
00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:56,485
My mom and me,
we're real close,
456
00:19:56,515 --> 00:19:58,985
but being a single parent
can be hard.
457
00:19:59,015 --> 00:20:02,185
The only good time for Mom
was en we splurged a little bit
458
00:20:02,215 --> 00:20:03,900
and ordered Emerald Dreams.
459
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,600
Darren was good to her,
460
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,285
and he was cool
about letting me hang out.
461
00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:11,385
("Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'"
by Journey playing on boom box)
462
00:20:11,415 --> 00:20:14,900
* You make me weak *
463
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,085
* And want to die *
464
00:20:19,115 --> 00:20:20,085
* Just when... *
465
00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:23,385
That was the first time
I really heard music.
466
00:20:23,415 --> 00:20:25,885
* You said we'd try *
467
00:20:25,915 --> 00:20:27,585
* Lovin' *
468
00:20:27,615 --> 00:20:29,285
* Touchin' *
469
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,285
* Squeezin' *
470
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:32,885
Man, it set my soul on fire.
471
00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:35,485
* Each other *
472
00:20:35,515 --> 00:20:37,500
You got a voice, buddy.
473
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,600
Seriously, if I had that voice,
my band would still be together.
474
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,200
Stick with it.
475
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,885
My mom took it real hard
when Darren left her
476
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:50,500
for that girl
he met at Pick & Save.
477
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,285
* With someone else *
478
00:20:53,315 --> 00:20:56,885
* Lovin', touchin' *
479
00:20:56,915 --> 00:20:59,985
* Squeezin' *
480
00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:03,085
* Each other *
481
00:21:03,115 --> 00:21:06,985
* Now it's your turn, girl,
to cry *
482
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,385
* Nah, nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah... *
483
00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:14,385
It was at that moment
I decided to do whatever it took???
484
00:21:14,415 --> 00:21:17,385
make her feel
all her sacrifice was worth it.
485
00:21:17,415 --> 00:21:19,200
We have two
options here.
486
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,985
I'm running detention now,
487
00:21:21,015 --> 00:21:22,785
so you can do six weeks
after school,
488
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:26,500
but that's gonna remain
on your permanent record.
489
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,900
What's the other option,
Mr. Shue?
490
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,085
* I got chills *
491
00:21:34,115 --> 00:21:36,685
* They're multiplyin' *
492
00:21:36,715 --> 00:21:40,985
* And I'm losin' control *
493
00:21:41,015 --> 00:21:45,085
* 'Cause the power
you're supplyin' *
494
00:21:45,115 --> 00:21:47,485
* It's electrifyin'! *
495
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,885
* You better shape up*
* Doo, doo, doo *
496
00:21:49,915 --> 00:21:53,185
* 'Cause I need a man *
* Doo, doo, doo *
497
00:21:53,215 --> 00:21:55,185
* But my heart is set on you *
* Doo, doo, doo *
498
00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:56,185
* And my heart
is set on you *
499
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,385
* You better shape up *
* Doo, doo, doo *
500
00:21:58,415 --> 00:21:59,585
* You better understand *
501
00:21:59,615 --> 00:22:01,485
* Doo, doo, doo *
502
00:22:01,515 --> 00:22:03,985
* Doo, doo, doo *
* To my heart I must be true *
503
00:22:04,015 --> 00:22:05,085
* Nothin' left *
504
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,485
* Nothin' left for meo do *
505
00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:10,285
* You're the one that I want *
* You are the one I want *
506
00:22:10,315 --> 00:22:13,185
* Ooh, hoo, hoo, honey,
the one that I want... *
507
00:22:13,215 --> 00:22:14,785
Oh, hell to the no.
508
00:22:14,815 --> 00:22:17,985
Look, I'm not down with this
background singing nonsense.
509
00:22:18,015 --> 00:22:20,085
I'm Beyonce.
I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
510
00:22:20,115 --> 00:22:22,385
Okay, look, Mercedes,
it's just one song.
511
00:22:22,415 --> 00:22:25,000
And it's the first time
we've been kind of good.
512
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,685
Okay, you're good,
white boy.
513
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:29,785
I'll give you that.
514
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,500
But you better
bring it.
515
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,285
Let's run it again.
516
00:22:33,315 --> 00:22:35,185
All right, let's do it.
517
00:22:35,215 --> 00:22:36,600
From the top.
518
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,300
You usually don't let
me in your craft room.
519
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,785
Isn't this fun?
520
00:22:42,815 --> 00:22:44,285
And challenging.
521
00:22:44,315 --> 00:22:46,085
Every Wednesday,
we're gonna have puzzle night.
522
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:49,400
Because I know how important
it is for you to have???
523
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,900
You know, the kids
have been working so hard.
524
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,685
I was thinking about taking them
on a field trip next Saturday.
525
00:22:57,715 --> 00:22:59,585
Carmel High's performing a
showcase down in Akron.
526
00:22:59,615 --> 00:23:02,585
Now, Carmel's
gonna be the team to beat at regionals.
527
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:03,285
And I was wondering
528
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,885
if you might want
to come chaperone it with me.
529
00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:07,085
On Saturday?
530
00:23:07,115 --> 00:23:09,000
Oh, I can't.
531
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,585
I had to pick up an extra shift
at work, Will.
532
00:23:11,615 --> 00:23:13,385
We're living paycheck
to paycheck, you know.
533
00:23:13,415 --> 00:23:16,600
And how much of that paycheck
goes to your Pottery Barn???
534
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,000
I don't know
what you're talking about.
535
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,685
Don't go
in the Christmas closet!
536
00:23:21,715 --> 00:23:23,600
I was looking
for my jacket the other day.
537
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,685
We cannot afford this stuff,
Terri.
538
00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:28,685
Oh, we could, Will.
539
00:23:28,715 --> 00:23:32,385
Yes, I am a shoo-in
to be promoted during the Christmas week???
540
00:23:32,415 --> 00:23:36,185
You know, I reek of management
potential, and they're hiring???
541
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,085
My passion is teaching, Terri.
542
00:23:38,115 --> 00:23:39,985
For the last time, I don't want
to be an accountant.
543
00:23:40,015 --> 00:23:41,885
Dr. Phil said
that people could change.
544
00:23:41,915 --> 00:23:43,485
You know,
it's not a bad thing
545
00:23:43,515 --> 00:23:47,200
to want a real life, Will, and
to have a glue gun that works!
546
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:54,385
You know, it's really hard for me
not having the things that i need
547
00:23:54,415 --> 00:23:57,785
Oh! And you need three mahogany
ilet brush holders?!
548
00:23:57,815 --> 00:23:59,500
They're Balinese!
549
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:04,700
It is not a bad thing
to want things, Will.
550
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:08,385
You know, I understand
your interest in these kids, Will.
551
00:24:08,415 --> 00:24:09,985
I really do.
552
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:11,185
Yeah.
553
00:24:11,215 --> 00:24:14,800
It's your way
of recapturing your glory days.
554
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,885
But I'm not the high school
cheerleader anymore,
555
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,485
and you are not
the golden boy.
556
00:24:18,515 --> 00:24:21,800
High school's over...
for both of us.
557
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,800
It's time that you move on.
558
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,000
New direcions:???
559
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:13,385
You're the quarterback.
560
00:25:13,415 --> 00:25:14,885
No. I don't want
to hear it.
561
00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:15,985
You make your decision.
562
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,100
You're a football player,
or you're a singer.
563
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,285
Hey. What's going on?
564
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:26,185
Oh. I just... I have to miss
practice Saturday afternoon.
565
00:25:26,215 --> 00:25:27,485
It's, uh... it's my mom.
566
00:25:27,515 --> 00:25:30,785
I got to help her...
cook and, uh, do things.
567
00:25:30,815 --> 00:25:32,000
Why?
568
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:34,585
She just had,
uh, surgery.
569
00:25:34,615 --> 00:25:36,000
What kind of surgery?
570
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:40,800
Uh, well, she, um, had
to have her prostate out.
571
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,485
Man, that's
a tough break.
572
00:25:42,515 --> 00:25:44,600
Yeah, it's,
uh, engorged.
573
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,185
You think this is hard?
574
00:25:46,215 --> 00:25:48,900
I'm living with hepatitis.
That's hard.
575
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,800
You're very talented.
576
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,485
Really?
577
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:23,500
Yeah.
578
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:24,885
I uld know.
579
00:27:24,915 --> 00:27:26,700
I'm very talented, too.
580
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,900
I think the rest of the team
expects us to become an item.
581
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,085
You, the hot male lead,
582
00:27:33,115 --> 00:27:35,800
and me, the stunning young
ingenue everyone roots for.
583
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,600
Well, I, uh, have
a girlfriend.
584
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:41,200
Really?
585
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,885
Who?
586
00:27:42,915 --> 00:27:44,085
Quinn Fabray.
587
00:27:44,115 --> 00:27:46,000
Cheerleader Quinn Fabray?
588
00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:48,500
The president
of the Celibacy Club?
589
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,400
Wait.
590
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,900
Let's pray.
591
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,800
* Oh, no! *
592
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,085
We're almost
four months now.
593
00:28:10,115 --> 00:28:11,400
She's cool.
594
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,800
Mmm, I wonder if they
have Sour Patch Kids.
595
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,700
Those kielbasas look like
they've been in there a while.
596
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,700
Do you want to go halvsies
on a PB and J?
597
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,685
That sounds perfect.
598
00:28:23,715 --> 00:28:25,500
Yeah?
Yeah. Let's go.
599
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,000
Sorry. Excuse me.
600
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:32,185
I haven't had a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich in a really long time.
601
00:28:32,215 --> 00:28:32,685
Really?
602
00:28:32,715 --> 00:28:34,600
Yeah. My wife's
allergic to nuts.
603
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,885
Well, that's really
sweet, though--
604
00:28:37,915 --> 00:28:39,385
not eating something
because she can't.
605
00:28:39,415 --> 00:28:40,085
Oh, yeah.
606
00:28:40,115 --> 00:28:40,885
It's really nice.
607
00:28:40,915 --> 00:28:43,085
Oh, that's
really noisy.
608
00:28:43,115 --> 00:28:44,385
But they're clean.
609
00:28:44,415 --> 00:28:44,885
Yeah.
610
00:28:44,915 --> 00:28:46,600
Oh, my gosh.
There you go.
611
00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:48,385
How, um...
612
00:28:48,415 --> 00:28:50,100
How long have you
two been married?
613
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,885
Mm, five years last March.
614
00:28:51,915 --> 00:28:52,885
Really?
Yeah.
615
00:28:52,915 --> 00:28:54,485
But we've been together
since high school.
616
00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:56,700
I mean, she was
my first girlfriend, actually.
617
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,800
Was it love at
first sight?
618
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:01,585
For me it was.
619
00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:01,885
I don't know.
620
00:29:01,915 --> 00:29:04,600
She used to be filled
with so much joy.
621
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,700
And now?
622
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,800
Oh. Showtime.
623
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,385
Oh, you don't want to hear
about my marital problems.
624
00:29:12,415 --> 00:29:13,985
Oh, no, I do. I-I do.
625
00:29:14,015 --> 00:29:15,585
I mean, I-I'd love
to hear. You...
626
00:29:15,615 --> 00:29:18,385
I mean, I'm not happy that
you have marital problems,
627
00:29:18,415 --> 00:29:18,785
but people talk to me a lot
'cause I'm a guidance counselor.
628
00:29:18,815 --> 00:29:20,700
Okay, here's the thing.
629
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:24,485
Terri rides me hard,
and I've always appreciated it.
630
00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:27,185
I figure she just
wants me to be better, you know?
631
00:29:27,215 --> 00:29:29,800
But lately, though, I keep
asking myself, better at what?
632
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:32,585
Making money? Being
upwardly mobile?
633
00:29:32,615 --> 00:29:33,600
Thank you.
634
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,485
I don't know.
635
00:29:34,515 --> 00:29:36,300
I-I love her.
Don't get me wrong.
636
00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:38,385
We just got to get back
on the same page.
637
00:29:38,415 --> 00:29:39,585
Do you like
the sandwich?
638
00:29:39,615 --> 00:29:42,085
Oh, my God, it's like
the best I've ever had. Great.
639
00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:45,485
Hey, guys, so this is supposed
to be our competition, but, uh,
640
00:29:45,515 --> 00:29:48,085
I honestly don't think
that they've got the talent that we've got.
641
00:29:48,115 --> 00:29:49,285
But let's be
a good audience, all right?
642
00:29:49,315 --> 00:29:51,085
Give 'em some of that
old McKinley High respect.
643
00:29:51,115 --> 00:29:55,585
Please give a warm
Buckeye State welcome to last year's???
644
00:29:55,615 --> 00:29:58,700
Vocal Adrenaline!
645
00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:15,900
* Ohio *
646
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,385
* They tried to make me go
to rehab *
647
00:30:18,415 --> 00:30:22,185
* And I said, "No, no, no" *
648
00:30:22,215 --> 00:30:24,885
* Yes, I've been black,
but when I come back *
649
00:30:24,915 --> 00:30:28,285
* You'll know, know, know *
650
00:30:28,315 --> 00:30:30,885
* I ain't got the time *
651
00:30:30,915 --> 00:30:33,985
* And if my daddy thinks
I'm fine *
652
00:30:34,015 --> 00:30:36,285
* He tried to make me go
to rehab *
653
00:30:36,315 --> 00:30:40,585
* But I won't go, go, go *
654
00:30:40,615 --> 00:30:44,085
* I'd rather be at home
with ray *
655
00:30:44,115 --> 00:30:46,585
* With ray *
656
00:30:46,615 --> 00:30:51,485
* I ain't got seventy days *
657
00:30:51,515 --> 00:30:53,585
* 'Cause there's nothing *
* Nothing *
658
00:30:53,615 --> 00:30:57,785
* Nothing you can teach me *
659
00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:59,785
* That I can't learn *
* Can't learn *
660
00:30:59,815 --> 00:31:02,685
* From Mr. Hathaway *
661
00:31:02,715 --> 00:31:04,285
* Ah, yeah *
662
00:31:04,315 --> 00:31:08,100
* I didn't get a lot in class *
663
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,785
* But I know it don't come
in a shot glass *
664
00:31:15,815 --> 00:31:17,885
* They tried to make me go
to rehab *
665
00:31:17,915 --> 00:31:21,585
* But I said, "No, no" *
666
00:31:21,615 --> 00:31:24,385
* Yes, I've been black,
but when I come back *
667
00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:27,585
* You'll know, know, know *
668
00:31:27,615 --> 00:31:30,685
* I ain't got the time *
* The time *
669
00:31:30,715 --> 00:31:33,485
* And if my daddy thinks
I'm fine *
670
00:31:33,515 --> 00:31:35,585
* They tried to make me go
to rehab *
671
00:31:35,615 --> 00:31:38,700
* But I won't go, go, go. *
672
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,800
We're d-d-doomed.
673
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,400
(steel drums playing
"Don't Worry Be Happy")
674
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:08,800
Chicks don't
have prostates.
675
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,285
I looked it up.
676
00:32:10,315 --> 00:32:12,085
You broke the rules, Finn,
677
00:32:12,115 --> 00:32:14,700
and for that,
you must be punished.
678
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,685
Wait. Wait. Wait.
679
00:32:17,715 --> 00:32:20,285
Wait. You've got
the power here, okay?
680
00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:22,200
You-you don't have to do this.
681
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,800
There's my baby.
682
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,100
Wow, honey.
683
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:38,985
This is amazing.
684
00:32:39,015 --> 00:32:40,785
What-what's the congratulations
for?
685
00:32:40,815 --> 00:32:43,200
The-The kids haven't
won anything yet.
686
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:47,200
I'm pregnant.
687
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,285
Really?
688
00:32:51,315 --> 00:32:52,685
Yeah.
689
00:32:52,715 --> 00:32:54,170
Terri, don't mess with me.
690
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,385
Oh, my God,
this is amazing.
691
00:32:56,415 --> 00:32:58,285
We're going
to be a family.
692
00:32:58,315 --> 00:33:00,400
Oh, my God.
693
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,900
Oh! Can't believe it.
694
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:14,400
You're leaving us?
695
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:15,985
When?
696
00:33:16,015 --> 00:33:17,600
Well, I've given my
two weeks' notice,
697
00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:21,200
but I promise I'm gonna find you guys
a great replacement before I go.
698
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,885
Is this 'cause those
Carmel kids were so good?
699
00:33:23,915 --> 00:33:25,185
Because we can work
harder.
700
00:33:25,215 --> 00:33:25,885
This isn't fair,
701
00:33:25,915 --> 00:33:26,985
Mr. Schuester.
702
00:33:27,015 --> 00:33:29,000
We can't do this without you.
703
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:34,500
So does that mean that I don't have
to be in the club anymore or...?
704
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,700
This isn't
about you guys.
705
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:40,300
Being an adult is about having
to make difficult choices.
706
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,885
It's not like high school.
707
00:33:42,915 --> 00:33:46,800
Sometimes you have to give up
the things that you love.
708
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,300
One day you guys are going
to grow up and understand that.
709
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:57,000
I have Loved being your teacher
710
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,600
Need help grading
those papers?
711
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,785
It's actually an application
for H.W. Menken.
712
00:36:21,815 --> 00:36:23,300
They're hiring.
713
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,300
Come on.
714
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,300
Accounting is sexy.
715
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,300
I'll miss you.
716
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,185
Before you leave, can
you do me a favor?
717
00:36:36,215 --> 00:36:36,485
Yeah.
718
00:36:36,515 --> 00:36:40,800
I made an appointment
for you tomorrow in the career center.
719
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,385
You need some guidance.
720
00:36:42,415 --> 00:36:44,200
I'm having a kid, Emma.
721
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,385
What I need
is better benefits.
722
00:36:46,415 --> 00:36:49,700
Just come, Will, for me.
723
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,285
Didn't see you at
Glee Club today.
724
00:36:58,315 --> 00:36:59,985
Is that still happening?
725
00:37:00,015 --> 00:37:01,300
I've taken over.
726
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,685
I'm interim director,
727
00:37:02,715 --> 00:37:04,785
but I expect the position
will become permanent.
728
00:37:04,815 --> 00:37:06,885
Hi, Finn, RuPaul.
Hey.
729
00:37:06,915 --> 00:37:08,700
What are you doing
talking to her?
730
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,100
Science project--
we're partners.
731
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,885
Christ Crusaders
tonight at 5:00, my house.
732
00:37:15,915 --> 00:37:17,400
Sounds great.
733
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,600
Look, I-I should go.
734
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,085
I can't do Glee anymore.
735
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,085
It conflicts with...
736
00:37:24,115 --> 00:37:25,600
Your reputation?
737
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,985
You've really got
something, Finn, and you're???
738
00:37:29,015 --> 00:37:32,700
I-I'm going to be late.
You can't keep worrying about what people???
739
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,700
You're better
than all of them.
740
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,800
What do you want me
to do, apologize?
741
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,100
That's not me, dude.
742
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:52,100
Look, if I joined
the flag team, you'd beat the??
743
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:53,885
I just don't understand
why you did it.
744
00:37:53,915 --> 00:37:57,585
Schuester told me 'd give me
enough extra credit to pass Spanish???
745
00:37:57,615 --> 00:37:59,185
I... I didn't have
a choice.
746
00:37:59,215 --> 00:38:01,585
If I failed another class,
I'd be off the team.
747
00:38:01,615 --> 00:38:04,185
Look, it's over,
okay, I quit.
748
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:05,385
Anything else?
749
00:38:05,415 --> 00:38:06,900
No, that's it.
750
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,185
And as a welcome back to
the world of the normal...
751
00:38:10,215 --> 00:38:12,000
I got you a present.
752
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,600
What's that noise?
753
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:17,785
Oh, God.
754
00:38:17,815 --> 00:38:19,385
Help, help!
755
00:38:19,415 --> 00:38:21,585
Help!
Is someone in there?
756
00:38:21,615 --> 00:38:23,685
We got that wheelchair kid
inside.
757
00:38:23,715 --> 00:38:25,285
We're going to flip it.
758
00:38:25,315 --> 00:38:26,785
Isn't that kind of dangerous?
759
00:38:26,815 --> 00:38:28,385
He's already
in a wheelchair.
760
00:38:28,415 --> 00:38:30,600
Come on, dude,
we saved you the first roll.
761
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,400
Thk you.
Thank you so much.
762
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,185
Thank you.
763
00:38:41,215 --> 00:38:44,085
Oh, my God, the smell.
What the hell, dude?
764
00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:45,885
I can't believe
you're helping out this loser.
765
00:38:45,915 --> 00:38:47,500
Don't you get it, man?
766
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,685
We're all losers--
767
00:38:49,715 --> 00:38:51,700
everyone in
this school.
768
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:54,185
Hell, everyone in this town.
769
00:38:54,215 --> 00:38:58,785
Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half
will go to college a-and two...
770
00:38:58,815 --> 00:39:00,600
will leave the
state to do it.
771
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,485
I'm not afraid
of being called a loser
772
00:39:02,515 --> 00:39:05,100
'cause I can accept that
that's what I am.
773
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,485
But I am afraid of turning
my back on something???
774
00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,785
for the first time
in my sorry life.
775
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,385
So what?
776
00:39:12,415 --> 00:39:14,385
Are you quitting
to join Homo Explosion?
777
00:39:14,415 --> 00:39:15,685
No.
778
00:39:15,715 --> 00:39:17,485
I'm doing both.
779
00:39:17,515 --> 00:39:20,100
'Cause you can't win
without me and neither can they.
780
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:28,685
("Don't Stop Believin'"
by Journey playing on boom box)
781
00:39:28,715 --> 00:39:33,200
* Searchin' in e night *
782
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,985
* Streetlight *
783
00:39:37,015 --> 00:39:39,885
* People *
784
00:39:39,915 --> 00:39:42,885
* Living just to find emotion *
785
00:39:42,915 --> 00:39:44,685
* Hidin' *
786
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:50,900
* Somewhere in the night... *
787
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,685
Look, you guys,
these steps are not hard.
788
00:39:54,715 --> 00:39:56,585
I've been doing them
since preschool.
789
00:39:56,615 --> 00:39:58,285
I'm sorry, did I miss
the election for queen?
790
00:39:58,315 --> 00:39:59,385
Because I didn't
vote for you.
791
00:39:59,415 --> 00:40:00,585
I know
what I'm talking about.
792
00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:04,085
I won my first dance competition
when I was three months old.
793
00:40:04,115 --> 00:40:05,585
This is a closed
rehearsal.
794
00:40:05,615 --> 00:40:09,500
Look, I owe you guys an apology.
795
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,900
I never should have quit.
796
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:16,185
I don't want to be theuy that just drives around
throwing eggs at people.
797
00:40:16,215 --> 00:40:16,985
That was you?
798
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:19,085
You and your friends threw
pee balloons at me.
799
00:40:19,115 --> 00:40:21,285
I know. You nailed all my
lawn furniture to my roof.
800
00:40:21,315 --> 00:40:24,585
I wasn't actually there
for that, but I'm really sorry.
801
00:40:24,615 --> 00:40:28,285
Look, that isn't who I am,
and I'm tired of it.
802
00:40:28,315 --> 00:40:31,200
This is what I want to be doing,
with you guys.
803
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,085
I used to think
that this was, like,
804
00:40:33,115 --> 00:40:36,785
the lamest thing on Earth,
and maybe it is, but...
805
00:40:36,815 --> 00:40:38,700
we're all here
for the same reason--
806
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800
'cause we want to be good
at something.
807
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,785
Arty, you play guitar, right?
808
00:40:45,815 --> 00:40:47,685
Think you could recruit
the jazz band?
809
00:40:47,715 --> 00:40:48,885
I do have pull there.
810
00:40:48,915 --> 00:40:50,385
l right.
811
00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:51,385
Mercedes,
812
00:40:51,415 --> 00:40:53,485
we need new costumes,
a-and they have to be cool.
813
00:40:53,515 --> 00:40:54,685
Can you do that?
Damn,
814
00:40:54,715 --> 00:40:56,500
don't you see what I got on?
815
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,800
Rachel, you can do choreography.
816
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,685
Tina, what are you good at?
I-I...
817
00:41:03,715 --> 00:41:05,485
We'll figure something out
for you. And...
818
00:41:05,515 --> 00:41:08,200
what are you bringing
to the table, Justin Timberlake?
819
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:11,300
??? TO MUSIC
820
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:18,300
I want to show you something.
821
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:23,200
I did a little research...
822
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:29,000
and this is a tape I found
in the library of the '93 team at nationals.
823
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:32,185
* Let's dance! *
824
00:41:32,215 --> 00:41:35,300
("That's The Way (I Like It)"
playing)
825
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:40,100
Do you know who that is?
826
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,585
That's you, Will.
827
00:41:43,615 --> 00:41:45,185
* I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh *
828
00:41:45,215 --> 00:41:46,585
* When you take me... *
829
00:41:46,615 --> 00:41:49,100
That's you happier
than I've ever seen you.
830
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,200
That was the greatest moment
of my life.
831
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,285
Why?
832
00:41:55,315 --> 00:41:57,600
Because I loved
what I wasoing.
833
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:02,300
I knew before we were halfway
through with that number that we were going to win.
834
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:11,200
Being a part of that,
in that moment...
835
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,200
...I knew who I was
in the world.
836
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,185
And the only time I've felt...
I've felt that way since then???
837
00:42:27,215 --> 00:42:31,300
was when Terri told me
I was going to be a father.
838
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,785
No.
839
00:42:35,815 --> 00:42:38,200
No, I need to provide
for my family.
840
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,885
But provide what exactly?
841
00:42:40,915 --> 00:42:44,085
The understanding that money
is the most important thing
842
00:42:44,115 --> 00:42:51,500
or the idea that the only life worth living is one
that you're really passionate???
843
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:06,500
( "Don't Stop Believin'" intro)
844
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,800
* Just a small-town girl *
845
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:31,100
* Living in a lonely world *
846
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,685
* She took the midnight train *
847
00:43:33,715 --> 00:43:37,700
* Going anywhere *
848
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,500
* Just a city boy *
849
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:46,600
* Born and raised
in South Detroit *
850
00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:49,885
* He took
the midnight train going *
851
00:43:49,915 --> 00:43:53,400
* Anywhere *
852
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:06,185
* A singer in a smoky room *
853
00:44:06,215 --> 00:44:09,685
* A smell of wine
and cheap perfume *
854
00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:12,385
* For a smile
they can share the night *
855
00:44:12,415 --> 00:44:13,585
* It goes on *
856
00:44:13,615 --> 00:44:16,985
* And on and on and on *
857
00:44:17,015 --> 00:44:21,400
* Strangers waiting *
858
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:24,385
* Up and down the boulevard *
859
00:44:24,415 --> 00:44:27,885
* Their shadows searching *
860
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:30,600
* In the night *
861
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:36,500
* Streetlight people *
862
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,385
* Ling just to find emotion *
863
00:44:40,415 --> 00:44:43,385
* Hiding somewhere *
864
00:44:43,415 --> 00:44:48,000
* In the night... *
865
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,700
* Working hard to get my fill *
866
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:04,000
* Everybody wants a thrill *
867
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:07,185
* Playing anything
to roll the dice *
868
00:45:07,215 --> 00:45:11,300
* Just one more time *
869
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:16,000
* Some will win,
some will lose *
870
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,600
* Some were born
to sing the blues *
871
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:24,485
* It goes on and on *
872
00:45:24,515 --> 00:45:27,300
* And on and on... *
873
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:38,600
* Don't stop believin' *
874
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:42,385
* Hold on to that feeling *
875
00:45:42,415 --> 00:45:49,600
* Streetlight people *
876
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:54,985
* Don't stop believin' *
877
00:45:55,015 --> 00:45:57,785
* Hold on to that feeling *
878
00:45:57,815 --> 00:46:05,000
* Streetlight people *
879
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:07,900
* Don't stop. *
880
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,685
Good, guys.
881
00:46:13,715 --> 00:46:14,900
It's a nine.
882
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,585
We need a ten.
883
00:46:16,615 --> 00:46:18,285
Rachel, you need to hit
the ones and the fives.
884
00:46:18,315 --> 00:46:21,785
Finn, I think if we worked
on it, you could hit a high "B."
885
00:46:21,815 --> 00:46:23,800
So does this mean
you're staying?
886
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:27,800
It would kill me to see you win
nationals without me.
887
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,285
From the top.
888
00:46:31,315 --> 00:46:34,200
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