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(school bell ringing)
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SUE:
"Madonna."
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Simply saying the word aloud
makes me feel powerful.
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Even in voice-over,
how I have worshipped her
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ever since I was a little girl.
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Sorry, Angie Jolie,
Catherine the Great...
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Madonna is the most
powerful woman
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to ever walk
the face of the Earth.
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I'm instating
a new policy whereby
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quite loudly, throughout
the entire school day.
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But blasting her delicious hooks
would make it impossible
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for the students to concentrate.
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Ah, who cares? Madonna
never finished college.
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She hopped a cab
for the bright lights
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of New York City with
35 bucks in her pocket.
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And I think we should encourage
our pupils to do the same.
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You say the word,
and I will provide you
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a list of the students
I believe should be
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rounded up and shipped
off immediately.
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I am sorry, Sue.
This is insanity!
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What you call insanity
I call inspiration.
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Let me break it
down for you.
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It's been the biggest
dream of my career
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to pay homage to Madonna...
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the woman most responsible
for my take-no-prisoners
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demeanor, and my subconscious
tendency to always be
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desperately looking
for someone named Susan.
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And now, my
Cheerio Squad this year
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finally has the talent to
make that dream come true.
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You will not take
that dream from me.
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Do you not understand
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the blackmail process
and how it works?
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Smile.
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I have your wife's phone
number on speed dial.
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To recap, you will be
playing those Madonna hits
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throughout the day
at an earsplitting volume.
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Understood?
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Santana.
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What does your
bracelet say?
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"W.W.M.D."
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"What would Madonna do?"
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Well, the answer to that
question is usually
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date a younger man.
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So, let's see some
arm candy, girls.
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Sorry, freshmen.
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You're going to have to start
trolling the middle schools.
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And you know why?
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'Cause if you want to be
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as riveting a performer
as Madonna...
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a skill that
will nab us Nationals
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this year... you're
going to have to start
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thinking like her,
acting like her.
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Also...
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à la Madonna,
I will no longer acknowledge
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that any of you have last names.
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Becky Jackson.
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From now on,
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you're just Becky.
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You know, it's like
Madonna once said,
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"I'm tough, I'm ambitious,
and I know what I want.
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If that makes me a bitch, okay."
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I'm pretty sure
she stole that line
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from one Sue Sylvester.
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No, really,
she stole it from me.
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I said it first.
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Palladium.
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'87.
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Can I ask you guys
something private?
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Yes, you should
move to Israel.
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It's about dating.
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Not that I'm
dating anyone.
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We all know that Finn
and I are no longer an item,
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and for the sake of the team,
I broke up with Jessie.
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But let's just say
I was dating someone.
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Let's just say, hypothetically,
we went to a Wiggles concert
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last Friday night, and
then because my dads
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weren't home,
we went up to my room
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and started making out.
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It was erotic and romantic.
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And then he said...
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We should do it.
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"It"?
Totally.
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Haven't you done it before?
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No.
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Have you?
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What do you think?
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It's no big deal.
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For a girl, it is.
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What if then he got really
crabby and left, and didn't even
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take home the Care Bear
I won him playing Skee Ball?
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QUINN: Would you please
stop talking?
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You're grossing
out my baby.
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I just want to be ready;
I know I'm getting older,
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and these things are going
to happen someday, but
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how do I stop a guy from getting
mad at me for saying "no"?
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Just do what I do.
Never say "no."
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Oh, totally. I mean, what's
the worst that can happen?
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- Sorry, Quinn.
- MERCEDES: Look, girl, don't ask me.
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The last guy I liked
was the mayor of gaytown.
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And I can't wait
to get a guy
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- mad at me for saying "no."
- We just have to accept
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that guys don't care
about our feelings.
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Like, the other day,
I was walking with Artie...
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I've thought a lot about it,
and I forgive you
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for lying about your stutter.
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However, if you're planning
on getting all up on this,
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I'm going to need you
to make some changes.
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The goth thing was two years
ago, so maybe lose
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the vampire makeup and consider
some tighter-fitting clothing.
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You've got the pow, and I
believe you should work it more
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if we're going to be an item.
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That's got to sting.
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Hey, guys. I'm sorry
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to interrupt
your little sorority,
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but I couldn't help
but overhearing.
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Are you really having
that much boy trouble?
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You wouldn't
understand,
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Mr. Shue.
You're a guy.
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Well, then maybe you should
talk to someone else about it.
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- Like Ms. Pillsbury.
- I tried that.
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Oh, um, that's a hot-button
topic, isn't it?
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I mean, when to do that.
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This is the perfect chat
to have with your mom.
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I have two gay dads.
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Right, right... you, um...
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How about your rabbi?
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I really don't feel comfortable
talking about this
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with Rabbi Greenberg.
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Aren't you a guidance counselor?
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Uh...
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(school bell rings)
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The fact is
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is that women
still earn 70 cents
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to every dollar that a man does
for doing the same job.
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That attitude starts
in high school.
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EMMA: I don't know what to say.
I mean,
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I can't do this job if I don't
have the kids' confidence.
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Now, I get that this
area of interest is, uh,
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your blind spot, but I want to
help you so that the next time
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a girl comes in
here asking those
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kinds of questions,
you'll be prepared.
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I'm not saying
you need to have sex.
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No! No, no, no. No, that's not
what you were offering.
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- Just...
- Why would you offer that?
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It wasn't what
I was thinking.
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Wishful thinking
is all that was.
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I mean, what this is
all really about is
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teenage girls feeling
like they have no power.
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Right, and it makes sense, too.
I mean, look at their
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role models, you know? You've got
Britney Spears and her shaved head.
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Lindsay Lohan looks like
something out of Lord of the Rings.
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Ann Coulter.
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Let's work together
to try to find a way
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to make them feel
more confident about themselves.
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Yeah, I like that.
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Yes, we will change the world
one girl at a time.
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We'll be like
a girl-saving team.
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And maybe along the way,
we can find
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a way to help you, too.
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(Madonna's "Ray of Light" intro
begins)
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(pulsating rock beat plays)
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♪ Zephyr in the sky ♪
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♪ at night I wonder ♪
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♪ do my tears of mourning ♪
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♪ sink beneath the sun? ♪
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♪ She's got herself
a universe gone quickly ♪
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♪ for the call of thunder ♪
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♪ threatens everyone... ♪
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♪ And I feel like I just
got home, and I feel ♪
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♪ And I feel
like I just got home ♪
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♪ and I feel... ♪
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(song ends)
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Sloppy freak show babies!
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Somewhere in the
English countryside,
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in a stately manor home,
Madonna is weeping!
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Hit the showers!
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(sniffing)
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Oh, hey, William.
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I thought I smelled
cookies wafting
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from the ovens of the little
elves who live in your hair.
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Wow, Sue.
I'm really impressed.
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Yeah, well,
Madonna is legend.
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And I want my
girls to learn
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all the lessons
she has to offer:
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Strength,
independence...
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Nobody quite like
the Material Girl
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to empower my Cheerios.
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Just like your hairdresser
has empowered you
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to look absolutely
ridiculous.
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I'll see you later, Sue.
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You think this is hard?!
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I'm passing a gallstone
as we speak!
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That's hard!
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What comes to mind
when you see that name?
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Genius.
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Icon.
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Hall of Fame MILF.
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So, we're all aware of Madonna's
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musical and cultural
significance,
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which is why this week,
your assignment
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is to come up
with a Madonna number.
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(all gasp)
Yes! Yes!
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PUCK: Uh, Mr. Shue?
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As a dude, Madonna makes me
kind of uncomfortable.
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FINN: Yeah, she's smokin'
and everything,
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but can't some of us do
something else?
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Like the guy version of Madonna?
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Like, you know, Pantera?
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Guys! You know, it's
come to my attention
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that many of you
haven't been treating
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the young ladies of our
group very nicely lately.
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You're disrespectful,
bullying,
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sexist, and I hate to say it,
misogynistic.
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I have no idea what that means.
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When I pulled my hamstring,
I went to a misogynist.
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What it means is, put yourself
in their shoes for a change.
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Culturally, Madonna's legacy
transcends her music,
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because by and large, the
subtext of her songs are about
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being strong, independent
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and-and confident,
no matter what your sex.
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But more than anything,
Madonna's musical message
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is about equality.
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And that is something I think
you guys need to work on.
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Mr. Shue, I don't think we can
have an honest conversation
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about Ms. Ciccone
without acknowledging
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that her images are as indelible
as her songs.
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I would like to honor
her contributions by tackling
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a multi-media project
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- with Mercedes.
- WILL: Great.
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Go for it, Kurt.
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I'm still not down.
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And no chick
intimidates Puckzilla.
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I just don't think her music
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translates to show choir.
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Really? Well I, for one,
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couldn't disagree more.
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(whispering):
"Express Yourself," go.
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♪ ♪
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Come on, girls!
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Do you believe in love?
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'Cause I got something
to say about it,
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and it goes something like this.
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♪ Don't go for second best,
baby, ♪
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♪ put your love to the test. ♪
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♪ You know, you know,
you've got to ♪
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♪ make him express
how he feels ♪
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♪ and maybe then you know
your love is real. ♪
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♪ You don't need diamond rings ♪
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♪ or 18-karat gold, ♪
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♪ fancy cars that go very fast,
you know, ♪
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♪ they never last, no, no. ♪
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♪ What you need
is a big, strong hand ♪
255
00:10:32,436 --> 00:10:37,640
♪ to lift you
to your higher ground. ♪
256
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:41,143
♪ Make you feel
like a queen on a throne ♪
257
00:10:41,211 --> 00:10:46,582
♪ make him love you
till you can't come down. ♪
258
00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:49,652
♪ Don't go for second best, baby, ♪
259
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,321
♪ put your love to the test. ♪
260
00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:54,590
♪ You know, you know,
you've got to ♪
261
00:10:54,658 --> 00:10:57,593
♪ make him express
how he feels ♪
262
00:10:57,661 --> 00:11:03,032
♪ and maybe then you'll know
your love is real. ♪
263
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:07,903
♪ And when you're gone,
he might regret it. ♪
264
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,740
♪ Think about the love
you once had, ♪
265
00:11:10,807 --> 00:11:13,376
♪ Try to carry on, ♪
266
00:11:13,443 --> 00:11:15,778
♪ But he just won't get it. ♪
267
00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:19,849
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ He'll be back on his knees, so please ♪
268
00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:23,152
♪ Don't go for second best, baby, ♪
269
00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,421
♪ put your love to the test. ♪
270
00:11:25,489 --> 00:11:27,823
♪ You know, you know
you've got to ♪
271
00:11:27,891 --> 00:11:30,593
♪ make him express
how he feels ♪
272
00:11:30,661 --> 00:11:34,230
♪ and maybe then you'll know
your love is real. ♪
273
00:11:34,297 --> 00:11:36,165
♪ Let him know
your love is real. ♪
274
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:39,602
♪ You've got to make him
express himself. ♪
275
00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:42,638
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey. ♪
276
00:11:42,706 --> 00:11:45,675
♪ Put your love to the test. ♪
♪ So if you want it right now, ♪
277
00:11:45,742 --> 00:11:48,010
♪ make him show you how. ♪
♪ Make him show how he feels. ♪
278
00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:49,979
♪ Express what he's got. ♪
279
00:11:50,047 --> 00:11:52,114
♪ Oh, baby, ready or not. ♪
280
00:11:52,182 --> 00:11:55,317
♪ Express yourself. ♪
281
00:11:57,220 --> 00:12:00,322
That's what I'm talking about.
All right.
282
00:12:03,901 --> 00:12:06,036
I look smokin' hot.
(Madonna's "Burning Up" plays)
283
00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:07,237
Guess who I'm dating.
284
00:12:07,304 --> 00:12:08,872
- Who?
- Wes Brody.
285
00:12:08,939 --> 00:12:10,473
He's super cute.
286
00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:12,242
He plays soccer
with my sister.
287
00:12:12,309 --> 00:12:13,343
He's seven.
288
00:12:13,411 --> 00:12:15,612
Oh! Crap.
289
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,047
I need a younger, inferior man.
290
00:12:17,114 --> 00:12:18,648
If I don't find one,
291
00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:20,417
Coach Sylvester will kick me
off the Cheerios, for sure.
292
00:12:20,484 --> 00:12:21,718
Hello? Finn!
293
00:12:21,786 --> 00:12:23,586
His birthday's like
three days before yours,
294
00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:24,921
and he's super dumb.
295
00:12:24,989 --> 00:12:27,023
We already tried
with Finn, and he hates us.
296
00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:30,326
Trust me, the way to get a man
to follow you forever...
297
00:12:30,394 --> 00:12:32,462
take his virginity.
298
00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:34,798
Madonna, like, wrote
a song about it.
299
00:12:34,865 --> 00:12:38,768
♪ You're not convinced that that
is enough... ♪
300
00:12:38,836 --> 00:12:40,437
Hey, Finnocence.
301
00:12:40,504 --> 00:12:43,006
You know, I've been thinking,
and I think we should go out.
302
00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:44,874
Just you and me this
time, no third wheel.
303
00:12:44,942 --> 00:12:46,710
Will you talk to me this time?
304
00:12:46,777 --> 00:12:48,278
I don't really talk during.
305
00:12:50,081 --> 00:12:53,216
Look, Finn, It's high time
you lost the big V.
306
00:12:53,284 --> 00:12:55,452
Everything about you
screams virgin.
307
00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:57,721
You're about as sexy
as a Cabbage Patch Kid.
308
00:12:57,788 --> 00:13:00,557
It's exhausting to look at you.
309
00:13:00,624 --> 00:13:01,658
Well, look,
I appreciate the offer,
310
00:13:01,726 --> 00:13:02,959
but I have feelings
for someone else,
311
00:13:03,027 --> 00:13:04,661
and I'm trying to work
things out with them. So...
312
00:13:04,729 --> 00:13:06,129
Who, Rachel?
313
00:13:06,197 --> 00:13:08,164
She's dating that Jessie
kid from Vocal Adrenaline.
314
00:13:08,232 --> 00:13:09,199
No, she's not.
315
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,967
Please, you can smell it on her.
316
00:13:11,035 --> 00:13:12,469
She's like a cat in heat.
317
00:13:12,536 --> 00:13:14,704
She talked about him
yesterday and practically
318
00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:17,240
sprayed the choir room.
319
00:13:17,308 --> 00:13:18,408
So come on,
320
00:13:18,476 --> 00:13:20,076
let's do the deed.
321
00:13:20,144 --> 00:13:21,611
It'll be great for my image,
322
00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:23,346
and Sue will promote me
to head cheerleader.
323
00:13:23,414 --> 00:13:24,447
It's win-win.
324
00:13:24,515 --> 00:13:27,884
Wait, what... what
do I get out of it?
325
00:13:27,952 --> 00:13:29,219
I don't know.
326
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,387
You get to have sex
and make Rachel jealous.
327
00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:33,890
I meant for me, okay?
328
00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,126
It's win-win for me.
329
00:13:38,529 --> 00:13:39,596
You wanted to see me?
330
00:13:39,663 --> 00:13:41,664
Sue! (clearing throat)
331
00:13:41,732 --> 00:13:43,066
Um, yeah, thank you for coming.
332
00:13:43,134 --> 00:13:44,033
Please sit down.
333
00:13:44,101 --> 00:13:45,635
No.
334
00:13:45,703 --> 00:13:47,403
("Burning Up" plays faintly in distance)
Okay.
335
00:13:47,471 --> 00:13:50,106
Um, I was just wondering
336
00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:52,475
why Madonna's playing everywhere
except my office.
337
00:13:52,543 --> 00:13:54,043
Well, it's simple, Arlene.
338
00:13:54,111 --> 00:13:57,046
You don't deserve
the power of Madonna.
339
00:13:57,114 --> 00:13:58,248
You have none
of her self-confidence,
340
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,482
her power over her body
341
00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:01,417
or her sexual magnetism.
342
00:14:01,485 --> 00:14:04,087
Simply put, you have
all the sensuality
343
00:14:04,155 --> 00:14:06,156
of one of those pandas
down at the zoo
344
00:14:06,223 --> 00:14:07,757
who refuse to mate.
345
00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:11,995
I had your, uh, intercom
disconnected.
346
00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:15,732
("Burning Up" plays full-blast,
then muffled)
347
00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:19,068
There you go.
348
00:14:19,136 --> 00:14:21,070
Finn, I was just
coming to find you.
349
00:14:21,138 --> 00:14:23,640
Look, I know that the boys
were a little uncomfortable
350
00:14:23,707 --> 00:14:25,141
about this Madonna assignment,
351
00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:27,377
so I figured you
and I as co-captains
352
00:14:27,444 --> 00:14:29,112
could do a little mash-up
of a bunch of her songs
353
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,181
just to show everyone
how cool it can be.
354
00:14:31,248 --> 00:14:33,817
Yeah, sure, whatever.
355
00:14:33,884 --> 00:14:35,618
Look, are you still dating
that Jessie kid?
356
00:14:35,686 --> 00:14:37,754
No, no.
357
00:14:37,822 --> 00:14:39,489
Who-who told you that?
358
00:14:39,557 --> 00:14:42,158
Look, I know things have
been weird between us,
359
00:14:42,226 --> 00:14:45,161
but I never thought
you'd lie to me.
360
00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:47,030
Look, please just
don't tell anyone.
361
00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:48,498
Unbelievable.
362
00:14:48,566 --> 00:14:50,033
We may not be together
363
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,701
the way that Jessie and I are,
364
00:14:51,769 --> 00:14:53,536
but we can still be friends.
365
00:14:53,604 --> 00:14:55,872
I-I'm asking you
366
00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:59,175
as my friend to trust me.
367
00:15:01,478 --> 00:15:05,548
Fine... but if this leads to
something bad for all of us,
368
00:15:05,616 --> 00:15:08,251
don't expect any more
friendship from me.
369
00:15:08,319 --> 00:15:10,153
Noted.
370
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:12,522
All right, let's rehearse, then.
371
00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:15,191
(playing intro to "Borderline")
372
00:15:20,898 --> 00:15:26,302
♪ Something in the way you
love me won't let me be. ♪
373
00:15:28,739 --> 00:15:30,974
♪ I don't wanna
be your prisoner ♪
374
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,743
♪ so baby, won't you
set me free? ♪
375
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:39,649
♪ Stop playing with my heart, ♪
376
00:15:39,717 --> 00:15:41,584
♪ finish what you start, ♪
377
00:15:41,652 --> 00:15:44,954
♪ when you make
my love come down. ♪
378
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:47,323
♪ If you want me, let me know. ♪
379
00:15:47,391 --> 00:15:49,359
♪ Baby, let it show. ♪
380
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,527
♪ Honey, don't you fool around. ♪
381
00:15:51,595 --> 00:15:53,596
♪ Don't try to resist me, ♪
382
00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:57,834
♪ open your heart
to me, baby. ♪
383
00:15:57,902 --> 00:16:02,038
♪ I'll hold the lock
and you hold the key. ♪
384
00:16:02,106 --> 00:16:06,009
♪ Open your heart to me,
darling. ♪
385
00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:09,879
♪ I'll give you love if you,
you turn the key. ♪
386
00:16:09,947 --> 00:16:14,784
♪ Something in your eyes
is making such a fool of me. ♪
387
00:16:14,852 --> 00:16:18,087
♪ You're making me, you're
making such a fool of me. ♪
388
00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:22,292
♪ I see you on the street
and you walk on by. ♪
389
00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:25,762
♪ You're on the street, I see
you when you're walking by. ♪
390
00:16:25,829 --> 00:16:28,031
♪ When you hold me
in your arms ♪
391
00:16:28,098 --> 00:16:30,700
♪ you love me
till I just can't see. ♪
392
00:16:30,768 --> 00:16:34,671
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪
393
00:16:34,738 --> 00:16:39,676
♪ So you choose
to look the other way. ♪
394
00:16:39,743 --> 00:16:41,978
♪ Well, I've got
something to say. ♪
395
00:16:42,046 --> 00:16:46,649
♪ Open your heart to me, baby. ♪
396
00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:50,820
♪ I'll hold the lock
and you hold the key. ♪
397
00:16:50,888 --> 00:16:54,924
♪ Open your heart to me,
darling. ♪
398
00:16:54,992 --> 00:17:00,029
♪ I'll give you love if you,
you turn the key. ♪
399
00:17:00,097 --> 00:17:03,299
♪ Open your heart,
I'll make you love me. ♪
400
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,936
♪ I'll hold the lock
and you hold the key. ♪
401
00:17:07,004 --> 00:17:10,807
♪ Open your heart to me,
darling ♪
402
00:17:10,874 --> 00:17:15,345
♪ I'll give you love if you,
you turn the key. ♪
403
00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:25,254
♪ Open your heart
with the key. ♪
404
00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:28,057
(panting)
405
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,459
Th-That was good.
406
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:30,627
Totally.
407
00:17:39,214 --> 00:17:40,548
("Frozen" playing)
Oh, amazing.
408
00:17:40,616 --> 00:17:42,950
You know how Madonna kind of
reinvented the video, right?
409
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,219
Well, we got Artie
and the A/V Club to help out.
410
00:17:45,287 --> 00:17:47,021
We're gonna make a Madonna
video of our own.
411
00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:48,823
It's going to be "Madge-ical."
412
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,925
Madge... you know,
Madonna's nickname?
413
00:17:50,993 --> 00:17:52,994
Okay, you really got to
get up to speed here.
414
00:17:53,061 --> 00:17:53,794
Hey...
SUE: Schuester!
415
00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:57,765
I heard a juicy little rumor
that your Up With People rejects
416
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,300
were doing some Madonna songs.
Is that true?
417
00:17:59,368 --> 00:18:01,369
Yeah, well, to be honest, Sue,
418
00:18:01,436 --> 00:18:03,037
I got inspired
watching your Cheerios.
419
00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:05,172
Well, I have been waiting
years to pay tribute to her,
420
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,108
and you are not swooping
in at the last minute
421
00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:09,610
to snatch her
from my talons.
422
00:18:09,678 --> 00:18:12,713
Madonna belongs to me,
and I will not be copied.
423
00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:14,048
It's in my contract.
424
00:18:14,116 --> 00:18:16,717
I want you to listen
very closely.
425
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:19,320
You can have your
Barbras and your Chers
426
00:18:19,388 --> 00:18:20,921
and your Christinas...
427
00:18:20,989 --> 00:18:23,024
and wow, I just lost
my train of thought.
428
00:18:23,091 --> 00:18:24,792
You have so much
margarine in your hair.
429
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,862
Okay, first of all,
my kids are doing Madonna.
430
00:18:27,929 --> 00:18:30,297
She's public domain, and there's
nothing you can do about it.
431
00:18:30,365 --> 00:18:32,867
Secondly, enough
with the hair jokes.
432
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:36,370
Oh, by the way, how's the Florence
Henderson look working out for you?
433
00:18:36,438 --> 00:18:39,473
Oh...
♪ And you should know I suffer the same... ♪
434
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,877
Oh, maybe you should try
a new setting on your Flowbee.
435
00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:44,578
Oh, snap!
436
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,485
♪ Love is a bird, ♪
437
00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:54,188
♪ she needs to fly. ♪
438
00:18:54,256 --> 00:18:58,159
♪ Let all the hurt
inside of you die. ♪
439
00:18:58,226 --> 00:19:00,294
♪ You're frozen ♪
440
00:19:00,362 --> 00:19:03,764
♪ when your heart's
not open... ♪
441
00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:06,701
SUE: Who else wants a piece
of this, huh?!
442
00:19:06,768 --> 00:19:10,805
♪ Mm... hmm, hmm. ♪
443
00:19:10,872 --> 00:19:15,843
♪ Give yourself to me. ♪
444
00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:20,047
♪ Mm.... hmm, hmm. ♪
445
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:23,350
Hey, uh, so,
that offer of yours
446
00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:25,352
uh, to lose... the big V...
447
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:26,854
Mm-hmm.
448
00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:28,956
...I'm in.
449
00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:33,160
♪ If I could melt
your heart... ♪
450
00:19:33,228 --> 00:19:34,929
(knocking)
451
00:19:37,532 --> 00:19:39,667
Ms. Sylvester,
we'd like a word.
452
00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:42,470
We saw how upset
you got today.
453
00:19:42,537 --> 00:19:44,105
I don't know what
you're talking about.
454
00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:45,473
We saw your face
455
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:47,141
after Mr. Schuester
insulted your hair.
456
00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:48,876
Close the door.
457
00:19:50,545 --> 00:19:52,113
(door closes)
Sit down.
458
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:59,320
You know, kids, I grew up
with a handi-capable sister.
459
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:02,723
My parents were
famous Nazi hunters,
460
00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:04,191
so they weren't
around a lot.
461
00:20:04,259 --> 00:20:06,160
I had to bring
her up on my own.
462
00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:08,162
I didn't have a lot
of time or money
463
00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:10,264
to keep up
with all the latest looks.
464
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:15,102
But on my sixth birthday,
True Blue was released.
465
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,705
An album that would later sell
466
00:20:17,773 --> 00:20:19,673
over 30 million copies.
467
00:20:19,741 --> 00:20:22,076
My sister and I took it upon
ourselves to bleach my hair
468
00:20:22,144 --> 00:20:24,345
with whatever chemicals we could
find around the house.
469
00:20:24,412 --> 00:20:26,247
Ammonia, napalm.
470
00:20:26,314 --> 00:20:29,450
My hair was so damaged,
I've been forced to wear it short
471
00:20:29,518 --> 00:20:31,051
ever since.
472
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:33,621
It's been a daily, ongoing pain.
473
00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:35,756
Wait, that would make you,
like, 30.
474
00:20:35,824 --> 00:20:36,891
29.
475
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:39,093
And here's the truth:
476
00:20:39,161 --> 00:20:41,061
I mercilessly pick on
477
00:20:41,129 --> 00:20:43,798
Will Schuester's
lustrous, wavy hair
478
00:20:43,865 --> 00:20:45,466
because I'm jealous.
479
00:20:45,534 --> 00:20:48,335
There, I said it.
480
00:20:48,403 --> 00:20:49,770
I think we can help.
481
00:20:49,838 --> 00:20:51,305
Mercedes is black;
I'm gay.
482
00:20:51,373 --> 00:20:52,439
We make culture.
483
00:20:52,507 --> 00:20:53,507
Go on.
484
00:20:53,575 --> 00:20:54,575
We're working
485
00:20:54,643 --> 00:20:56,010
on an exciting new project
486
00:20:56,077 --> 00:20:57,711
and would like to use
the Cheerios.
487
00:20:57,779 --> 00:20:59,613
And we can help you
find a new look.
488
00:20:59,681 --> 00:21:01,715
Interesting.
489
00:21:01,783 --> 00:21:03,851
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do,
do, do... ♪
490
00:21:03,919 --> 00:21:05,920
♪ Do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do... ♪
491
00:21:05,987 --> 00:21:08,656
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do, do, do... ♪
492
00:21:08,723 --> 00:21:12,426
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do, do, do! ♪
493
00:21:15,063 --> 00:21:16,564
Sondheim on Music.
(gasps)
494
00:21:16,631 --> 00:21:18,065
(whispering)
Jessie, is that you?
495
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,000
I'm so glad you came.
496
00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:22,203
I picked the Stephen
Sondheim biography section
497
00:21:22,270 --> 00:21:24,138
for our clandestine
meeting place,
498
00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:27,675
because only he would be able
to express my melancholia.
499
00:21:27,742 --> 00:21:29,844
I feel bad about what
happened at your house.
500
00:21:29,911 --> 00:21:31,412
Do you still have my Care Bear?
501
00:21:31,479 --> 00:21:32,847
Yes.
502
00:21:32,914 --> 00:21:34,648
Since we're meeting
in the shadows,
503
00:21:34,716 --> 00:21:36,083
there's something I wanted
to talk to you about.
504
00:21:36,151 --> 00:21:37,785
Me first.
505
00:21:37,853 --> 00:21:38,919
I was out of line
the other night.
506
00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:40,521
You deserve more than that.
507
00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:41,589
You deserve romance...
508
00:21:41,656 --> 00:21:47,027
no, you deserve
epic romance.
509
00:21:47,095 --> 00:21:50,097
I feel badly that I pressured
you into... you know,
510
00:21:50,165 --> 00:21:52,633
going all the way.
511
00:21:52,701 --> 00:21:54,735
I'm willing to wait.
512
00:21:54,803 --> 00:21:56,670
You tell me when
you're ready.
513
00:21:56,738 --> 00:22:00,441
And I'll make sure that
I'm fastidiously groomed.
514
00:22:03,044 --> 00:22:05,112
What did you want to tell me?
515
00:22:07,682 --> 00:22:08,983
I'm ready.
516
00:22:11,987 --> 00:22:13,220
(chuckles)
517
00:22:14,456 --> 00:22:15,456
(sighs, chuckles)
518
00:22:15,523 --> 00:22:17,358
(school bell rings)
519
00:22:17,425 --> 00:22:19,760
Hey, that catch was amazing
Tuesday. (chuckles)
520
00:22:19,828 --> 00:22:21,095
Will!
Hey.
521
00:22:21,162 --> 00:22:22,263
Hey, wait up.
522
00:22:22,330 --> 00:22:25,266
All right. How's it going?
523
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:28,235
Good. Um... okay,
I've realized something,
524
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,704
something really important.
525
00:22:30,772 --> 00:22:32,673
You know when we were talking
about Madonna the other day
526
00:22:32,741 --> 00:22:34,008
and how her music
was being blasted
527
00:22:34,075 --> 00:22:35,342
like an intimidating
cluster bomb
528
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:36,677
into everybody's office
except for mine
529
00:22:36,745 --> 00:22:39,046
because, apparently,
I lack a shred of sex appeal?
530
00:22:39,114 --> 00:22:41,515
Well, it struck me that the Big Mo
is always in control of everything.
531
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,450
Her life is her own.
532
00:22:43,518 --> 00:22:44,451
Okay.
533
00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:46,120
So I need to take control
534
00:22:46,187 --> 00:22:48,956
of myself and my body,
535
00:22:49,024 --> 00:22:50,291
just like Madonna.
536
00:22:51,626 --> 00:22:53,060
Which is why...
537
00:22:53,128 --> 00:22:55,195
I'm planning on doing
the nasty with you
538
00:22:55,263 --> 00:22:57,298
tonight at your place.
539
00:22:57,365 --> 00:23:00,434
Foreplay shall begin
at 7:30 sharp.
540
00:23:00,502 --> 00:23:03,938
So, what do you think?
541
00:23:04,005 --> 00:23:05,472
Not that it matters.
542
00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:06,540
I couldn't agree more.
543
00:23:06,608 --> 00:23:07,641
- Great.
- Great.
544
00:23:07,709 --> 00:23:08,776
- 7:30.
- Cool.
545
00:23:08,843 --> 00:23:10,544
Mm-hmm.
546
00:23:10,612 --> 00:23:12,546
(big sigh)
547
00:23:17,327 --> 00:23:18,394
ARTIE:
"Vogue," take one.
548
00:23:20,831 --> 00:23:23,132
Sound speed...
549
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,767
and action.
550
00:23:26,903 --> 00:23:29,004
And playback.
551
00:23:29,072 --> 00:23:32,441
(soft synthesizer chords
playing)
552
00:23:37,914 --> 00:23:40,816
(rhythmic finger snaps)
553
00:23:46,456 --> 00:23:47,623
Strike a pose.
554
00:23:54,297 --> 00:23:58,400
♪ Look around, everywhere
you turn is heartache, ♪
555
00:23:58,468 --> 00:24:00,870
♪ it's everywhere that you go. ♪
556
00:24:00,937 --> 00:24:03,105
♪ Go, go, go, go... ♪
557
00:24:03,173 --> 00:24:06,675
♪ You try everything you can
to escape ♪
558
00:24:06,743 --> 00:24:08,911
♪ the pain of life
that you know. ♪
559
00:24:08,979 --> 00:24:10,379
♪ The life that you know... ♪
560
00:24:10,447 --> 00:24:14,149
♪ When all else fails
and you long to be ♪
561
00:24:14,217 --> 00:24:18,787
♪ something better
than you are today, ♪
562
00:24:18,855 --> 00:24:22,458
♪ I know a place
where you can get away, ♪
563
00:24:22,526 --> 00:24:25,828
♪ it's called a dance floor,
and here's what it's for. ♪
564
00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:29,899
♪ So come on, vogue. ♪
565
00:24:29,966 --> 00:24:32,868
♪ Let your body move
to the music. ♪
566
00:24:32,936 --> 00:24:34,904
♪ Move to the music. ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
567
00:24:34,971 --> 00:24:36,438
♪ Come on, vogue. ♪
568
00:24:37,908 --> 00:24:40,943
♪ Let your body go
with the flow. ♪
569
00:24:41,011 --> 00:24:43,812
♪ Go with the flow ♪
♪ You know you can do it ♪
570
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,449
♪ Beauty's where you find it, ♪
571
00:24:47,517 --> 00:24:52,121
♪ not just where you
bump and grind it. ♪
572
00:24:52,188 --> 00:24:55,558
♪ Soul is in the musical, ♪
573
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:59,828
♪ that's where I feel
so beautiful. ♪
574
00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:02,064
♪ Magical. ♪
575
00:25:02,132 --> 00:25:03,832
♪ Life's a ball. ♪
576
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:06,135
♪ So get up on the dance floor. ♪
577
00:25:06,202 --> 00:25:08,571
♪ Come on, vogue. ♪
578
00:25:08,638 --> 00:25:09,872
♪ Vogue. ♪
579
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:12,474
♪ Let your body move
to the music. ♪
580
00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,343
♪ Move to the music. ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey. ♪
581
00:25:14,411 --> 00:25:16,478
♪ Come on, vogue. ♪
582
00:25:16,546 --> 00:25:17,680
♪ Vogue. ♪
583
00:25:17,747 --> 00:25:20,749
♪ Let your body go
with the flow. ♪
584
00:25:20,817 --> 00:25:22,818
♪ Go with the flow. ♪
♪ You know you can do it. ♪
585
00:25:24,454 --> 00:25:26,755
♪ Vogue, vogue. ♪
586
00:25:26,823 --> 00:25:28,557
♪ Beauty's where you find it. ♪
587
00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:31,126
♪ Move to the music. ♪
588
00:25:32,462 --> 00:25:33,429
♪ Vogue. ♪
589
00:25:33,496 --> 00:25:34,496
♪ Vogue. ♪
590
00:25:34,564 --> 00:25:36,398
♪ Beauty's where you find it. ♪
591
00:25:36,466 --> 00:25:38,968
♪ Go with the flow. ♪
592
00:25:39,035 --> 00:25:41,170
♪ Greta Garbo and Monroe ♪
593
00:25:41,237 --> 00:25:43,205
♪ Dietrich and DiMaggio ♪
594
00:25:43,273 --> 00:25:45,407
♪ Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean ♪
595
00:25:45,475 --> 00:25:47,242
♪ on the cover of a magazine. ♪
596
00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:49,478
♪ Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean, ♪
597
00:25:49,546 --> 00:25:51,580
♪ Picture of a beauty queen. ♪
598
00:25:51,648 --> 00:25:53,749
♪ Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire, ♪
599
00:25:53,817 --> 00:25:55,584
♪ Sue Sylvester dance on air. ♪
600
00:25:55,652 --> 00:25:57,653
♪ They had style,
they had grace. ♪
601
00:25:57,721 --> 00:25:59,855
♪ Rita Hayworth gave good face. ♪
602
00:25:59,923 --> 00:26:01,790
♪ Lauren, Katherine, Lana, too. ♪
603
00:26:01,858 --> 00:26:04,326
♪ Will Schuester, I hate you. ♪
604
00:26:04,394 --> 00:26:05,961
♪ Ladies with an attitude. ♪
605
00:26:06,029 --> 00:26:08,097
♪ Fellas that were in the mood. ♪
606
00:26:08,164 --> 00:26:10,399
♪ Don't just stand there,
let's get to it. ♪
607
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:12,134
♪ Strike a pose,
there's nothing to it. ♪
608
00:26:12,202 --> 00:26:13,869
♪ Vogue, vogue. ♪
609
00:26:16,439 --> 00:26:17,306
♪ Vogue, vogue. ♪
610
00:26:20,777 --> 00:26:23,412
♪ Ooh... ♪
611
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:29,318
♪ You've got to let your body
move to the music. ♪
612
00:26:29,386 --> 00:26:31,787
♪ Ooh... ♪
613
00:26:31,855 --> 00:26:33,856
♪ You've got to just... ♪
614
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:37,359
(echoing):
♪ Vogue... ♪
615
00:26:44,768 --> 00:26:46,535
JESSIE: Are you ready?
616
00:26:48,004 --> 00:26:49,938
In a minute.
617
00:26:50,006 --> 00:26:53,642
(intro to "Like a Virgin" plays)
618
00:26:57,013 --> 00:27:01,083
♪ I made it through
the wilderness. ♪
619
00:27:01,151 --> 00:27:05,187
♪ Somehow I made it through. ♪
620
00:27:06,423 --> 00:27:09,258
♪ I didn't know how lost I was ♪
621
00:27:09,325 --> 00:27:12,027
♪ until I found you. ♪
622
00:27:13,296 --> 00:27:17,299
♪ I was beat, incomplete. ♪
623
00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:18,901
♪ I'd been had. ♪
624
00:27:18,968 --> 00:27:21,804
♪ I was sad and blue. ♪
625
00:27:21,871 --> 00:27:25,474
♪ But you made me feel, ♪
626
00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:33,315
♪ yeah, you made me feel
shiny and new. ♪
627
00:27:33,383 --> 00:27:37,019
♪ Like a virgin, ♪
628
00:27:37,087 --> 00:27:40,289
♪ touched for
the very first time. ♪
629
00:27:41,524 --> 00:27:45,627
♪ Like a virgin. ♪
630
00:27:45,695 --> 00:27:49,598
♪ When your heart beats
next to mine. ♪
631
00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:52,501
♪ Gonna give you
all my love, boy. ♪
632
00:27:52,569 --> 00:27:57,806
♪ My fear is fading fast. ♪
633
00:27:57,874 --> 00:28:01,043
♪ I'd been saving it all
for you, ♪
634
00:28:01,111 --> 00:28:05,047
♪ 'cause only love can last. ♪
635
00:28:05,115 --> 00:28:07,216
♪ You're so fine ♪
636
00:28:07,283 --> 00:28:09,485
♪ and you're mine. ♪
637
00:28:09,552 --> 00:28:11,153
♪ Make me strong, ♪
638
00:28:11,221 --> 00:28:13,722
♪ yeah, you make me bold. ♪
639
00:28:13,790 --> 00:28:16,291
♪ Oh, your love thawed out, ♪
640
00:28:17,827 --> 00:28:20,963
♪ yeah, your love thawed out ♪
641
00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:25,567
♪ what was getting cold. ♪
642
00:28:25,635 --> 00:28:26,802
♪ Like a virgin. ♪
643
00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:29,238
♪ You make me feel
like a virgin. ♪
644
00:28:29,305 --> 00:28:31,473
♪ Touched for
the very first time. ♪
645
00:28:31,541 --> 00:28:33,475
♪ Oh, baby. ♪
646
00:28:33,543 --> 00:28:38,046
♪ Like a vir-ir-irgin. ♪
647
00:28:38,114 --> 00:28:41,383
♪ When your heart beats
next to mine. ♪
648
00:28:41,451 --> 00:28:43,852
♪ Like a virgin. ♪
649
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,022
♪ Oh-oh-oh, like a virgin. ♪
650
00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:51,527
♪ Yeah, it feels
so good inside. ♪
651
00:28:51,594 --> 00:28:52,961
♪ When you hold me. ♪
652
00:28:53,029 --> 00:28:54,730
♪ When you hold me. ♪
♪ When your heart beats. ♪
653
00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:55,731
♪ When your heart beats. ♪
654
00:28:55,799 --> 00:28:57,499
♪ When you love me. ♪
655
00:28:57,567 --> 00:28:59,368
♪ When you love me, baby. ♪
♪ Oh-oh. ♪
656
00:28:59,435 --> 00:29:00,736
♪ Whoa. ♪
657
00:29:00,804 --> 00:29:04,406
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah. ♪
658
00:29:04,474 --> 00:29:07,776
♪ Oh-oh... yeah. ♪
659
00:29:08,778 --> 00:29:11,513
♪ Oh, like a virgin. ♪
660
00:29:15,919 --> 00:29:18,921
(breathes deeply)
661
00:29:21,558 --> 00:29:23,592
JESSIE: Rachel?
662
00:29:26,095 --> 00:29:27,863
I'm ready.
663
00:29:34,701 --> 00:29:36,702
I wonder which look
she's gonna rock.
664
00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:38,270
Doesn't matter.
They were all fantastic.
665
00:29:38,338 --> 00:29:39,905
Oh, dear.
666
00:29:42,509 --> 00:29:43,743
Miss Sylvester.
667
00:29:43,810 --> 00:29:46,679
Oh, hey, there, Whoopi,
Don Knotts.
668
00:29:46,747 --> 00:29:48,714
- What happened?
- Well, I'll tell you what.
669
00:29:48,782 --> 00:29:51,150
All those costumes
and the hairstyles,
670
00:29:51,218 --> 00:29:53,352
I'm gonna leave constant
reinvention to Madonna.
671
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:56,388
Know why? Had a revelation.
672
00:29:56,456 --> 00:29:57,890
Here's a list
of the kids
673
00:29:57,958 --> 00:29:59,558
I want shipped
off to New York
674
00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:01,160
with 35 bucks
in their pocket.
675
00:30:01,228 --> 00:30:02,628
Operation Madonna
is now complete.
676
00:30:02,696 --> 00:30:05,097
- Sue, these are all Glee kids.
- Yep.
677
00:30:05,165 --> 00:30:08,200
Um... I-I'm sorry, Sue.
("Justify My Love" plays)
678
00:30:08,268 --> 00:30:09,401
I'm having trouble
concentrating.
679
00:30:09,469 --> 00:30:10,569
Your new look is...
680
00:30:10,637 --> 00:30:12,772
Fantastic. Yeah, I agree.
681
00:30:12,839 --> 00:30:13,806
Unnecessary.
682
00:30:13,874 --> 00:30:15,441
Sue, you're a powerful woman.
683
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:18,010
You don't need
to copy anyone else.
684
00:30:18,078 --> 00:30:20,746
You're an original,
just like Madonna.
685
00:30:20,814 --> 00:30:22,481
Don't lose that quality.
686
00:30:22,549 --> 00:30:24,884
Do you mean that,
or are you just saying that
687
00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:26,786
because I poked
a couple of kids' eyes out
688
00:30:26,853 --> 00:30:28,020
before second period today?
689
00:30:28,088 --> 00:30:29,522
(scoffs)
690
00:30:29,589 --> 00:30:31,824
See, kids, Sue Sylvester
realized
691
00:30:31,892 --> 00:30:33,225
she didn't need
to reinvent herself.
692
00:30:33,293 --> 00:30:34,660
She needs to reinvent
everybody else,
693
00:30:34,728 --> 00:30:35,928
starting with you two.
694
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,701
(exhales deeply)
695
00:30:42,769 --> 00:30:44,403
Hey.
696
00:30:44,471 --> 00:30:45,738
Hi.
697
00:30:45,806 --> 00:30:48,174
So how'd your date with Jessie
go Friday night?
698
00:30:48,241 --> 00:30:51,110
It went wonderfully.
699
00:30:51,178 --> 00:30:53,112
Honestly, it wasn't
that big of a deal.
700
00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:57,016
I mean, you know,
it-it was great.
701
00:30:57,083 --> 00:30:58,684
But when it was over,
I just, uh,
702
00:30:58,752 --> 00:31:00,219
you know, didn't know why
703
00:31:00,287 --> 00:31:02,087
I was so nervous
in the first place.
704
00:31:02,155 --> 00:31:03,055
(knocking)
705
00:31:03,123 --> 00:31:04,890
Just come out so we can talk...
706
00:31:04,958 --> 00:31:06,826
or sing about it.
707
00:31:06,893 --> 00:31:08,060
(door opens)
708
00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:13,833
Look, Jessie,
I really like you, but...
709
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:16,068
I can't do it.
710
00:31:16,136 --> 00:31:19,138
It wouldn't be right
for... the team.
711
00:31:19,206 --> 00:31:21,473
What does the team have
to do with this?
712
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:23,142
If I give myself to you
713
00:31:23,210 --> 00:31:24,610
knowing that my teammates
wouldn't approve,
714
00:31:24,678 --> 00:31:27,112
it would be like I was
sleeping with the enemy.
715
00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,982
I'd be betraying them.
716
00:31:30,050 --> 00:31:32,284
And because I'm truly
not ready to do this,
717
00:31:32,352 --> 00:31:33,953
I'd be betraying myself.
718
00:31:36,189 --> 00:31:37,590
I'm happy for you.
719
00:31:37,657 --> 00:31:40,693
And, uh, what about you?
720
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,895
I heard that you had a date
with Santana on Friday night.
721
00:31:42,963 --> 00:31:45,764
Yeah. I-I couldn't go through
with it.
722
00:31:45,832 --> 00:31:47,533
Why?
723
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:50,336
I guess I'm just waiting
for the right person.
724
00:31:50,403 --> 00:31:53,472
(passing truck horn blows)
Do you think they have
room service in this place?
725
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:55,007
'Cause I want a burger.
726
00:31:55,075 --> 00:31:57,509
I thought I'd feel
different after.
727
00:31:57,577 --> 00:32:00,212
Yeah, well, I've noticed that it
takes about 20 or so times
728
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,748
before the feeling of
accomplishment really kicks in.
729
00:32:02,816 --> 00:32:04,250
There's no menu,
730
00:32:04,317 --> 00:32:06,952
so you're gonna have
to take me to a burger joint.
731
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,320
How do you feel?
732
00:32:08,388 --> 00:32:11,790
I don't feel anything...
733
00:32:11,858 --> 00:32:13,626
'cause it didn't mean anything.
734
00:32:21,668 --> 00:32:22,468
(school bell rings)
735
00:32:25,305 --> 00:32:28,274
Where have you been? I've been
calling you all weekend.
736
00:32:28,341 --> 00:32:30,175
I was kind of embarrassed.
737
00:32:30,243 --> 00:32:33,913
I really wanted to go
through with it, Will.
738
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:37,016
You were so gracious
and gentle and...
739
00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:41,253
handsome, and it felt so good
to be close to you in that way.
740
00:32:41,321 --> 00:32:43,656
I just, I don't know why
I always freak out like that.
741
00:32:43,723 --> 00:32:45,858
Stop, stop-stop-stop.
742
00:32:45,926 --> 00:32:48,127
You don't need to sleep
with me to prove anything.
743
00:32:48,194 --> 00:32:49,795
You took ownership of
your body on Friday
744
00:32:49,863 --> 00:32:51,230
when you told yourself
you weren't ready...
745
00:32:51,298 --> 00:32:53,465
and then ran out of my
apartment with no shoes on.
746
00:32:53,533 --> 00:32:55,100
They're my favorites.
Did you bring them?
747
00:32:55,168 --> 00:32:57,670
(sighs) I feel bad, Emma.
748
00:32:57,737 --> 00:32:59,772
I've been working so hard
trying to get the guys
749
00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:01,874
to start treating the girls
with more respect,
750
00:33:01,942 --> 00:33:03,442
and I haven't been
walking the walk.
751
00:33:03,510 --> 00:33:06,245
I never should have agreed to
have you come over that night.
752
00:33:06,313 --> 00:33:08,681
I did kind of
throw myself at you.
753
00:33:08,748 --> 00:33:09,982
That is the point.
754
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:11,383
We're falling into
a pattern here.
755
00:33:12,552 --> 00:33:14,086
We need to instate an official
756
00:33:14,154 --> 00:33:17,890
no-dating policy until
my divorce is final.
757
00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:20,626
Well, when will that be?
758
00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:23,629
I filed today.
759
00:33:23,697 --> 00:33:25,331
So that's a start.
760
00:33:25,398 --> 00:33:28,367
But while we're waiting,
761
00:33:28,435 --> 00:33:29,735
I want you to get some help
762
00:33:29,803 --> 00:33:31,370
for your problems;
we need to take action here.
763
00:33:31,438 --> 00:33:33,472
They're not gonna go away
unless we do.
764
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:37,242
Now, our health union
covers counseling.
765
00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:38,644
They'll come to the school,
766
00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:40,813
meet you in your office,
whatever you need.
767
00:33:43,249 --> 00:33:45,951
And...
768
00:33:46,019 --> 00:33:47,886
I polished them myself.
769
00:33:55,128 --> 00:33:56,495
Thank you.
770
00:33:59,766 --> 00:34:01,600
(knocking)
771
00:34:01,668 --> 00:34:03,068
Mr. Schuester?
772
00:34:03,136 --> 00:34:04,169
Yes?
773
00:34:04,237 --> 00:34:06,238
I'm Jessie St. James.
774
00:34:06,306 --> 00:34:07,706
Can I talk to you
about something?
775
00:34:10,043 --> 00:34:12,044
What the hell?! It seems like
now everybody's doing things
776
00:34:12,112 --> 00:34:13,379
just to hurt my feelings.
777
00:34:13,446 --> 00:34:14,913
I thought you all
would take this news
778
00:34:14,981 --> 00:34:15,881
a little better.
I'm a star.
779
00:34:15,949 --> 00:34:17,182
You can learn from me.
780
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,517
We were already fighting
for second leads.
781
00:34:18,585 --> 00:34:19,752
And now that you've shown up,
782
00:34:19,819 --> 00:34:21,387
I've lost all hope
at ever getting a solo.
783
00:34:21,454 --> 00:34:22,955
Yeah, that's right.
And y'all just trot me out
784
00:34:23,023 --> 00:34:25,391
at the end of every number
so I can wail on the last note.
785
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:26,458
How is that okay?
786
00:34:26,526 --> 00:34:28,460
He's a spy, Mr. Shue.
I would know.
787
00:34:28,528 --> 00:34:29,862
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, guys.
788
00:34:29,929 --> 00:34:31,697
I saw all the paperwork,
I spoke with his parents...
789
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:32,765
They winter in Bali.
790
00:34:32,832 --> 00:34:34,333
It's a very expensive
phone call.
791
00:34:34,401 --> 00:34:36,101
WILL:
Jessie just moved in
with his uncle,
792
00:34:36,169 --> 00:34:37,469
which is in our
school district.
793
00:34:37,537 --> 00:34:39,038
It's all above
board, guys.
794
00:34:39,105 --> 00:34:40,339
He goes to this
school now.
795
00:34:40,407 --> 00:34:41,607
But this isn't fair.
796
00:34:41,674 --> 00:34:42,808
Guys!
797
00:34:42,876 --> 00:34:43,942
Everyone who's
ever auditioned
798
00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:45,944
for this group
has gotten in.
799
00:34:46,012 --> 00:34:47,413
That's how we
do things here.
800
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,015
Okay, to suddenly
change the rules now,
801
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:52,084
that would
be unfair.
802
00:34:52,152 --> 00:34:53,652
Brittany.
803
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,554
Mr. Shue, is
he your son?
804
00:34:57,991 --> 00:34:59,958
I don't understand
why you're doing this.
805
00:35:00,026 --> 00:35:02,061
Because when you love something,
you got to go for it.
806
00:35:02,128 --> 00:35:03,262
You would never be
with me completely
807
00:35:03,329 --> 00:35:05,164
if I were on the opposing team.
808
00:35:05,231 --> 00:35:07,599
And I care about you more than
winning another national title.
809
00:35:09,035 --> 00:35:10,502
So I left Vocal Adrenaline.
810
00:35:10,570 --> 00:35:11,403
For you.
811
00:35:13,406 --> 00:35:15,407
WILL:
All right, guys, we have
got a lot of work to do.
812
00:35:15,475 --> 00:35:17,176
Jessie, great to
have you here.
813
00:35:17,243 --> 00:35:18,777
Welcome aboard.
814
00:35:18,845 --> 00:35:20,045
Okay, from the top.
815
00:35:20,113 --> 00:35:21,413
Five, six, seven, eight!
816
00:35:21,481 --> 00:35:25,884
(band playing "4 Minutes
To Save The World")
817
00:35:34,094 --> 00:35:35,461
MERCEDES:
⪠Hey âª
818
00:35:35,528 --> 00:35:37,629
⪠Unh, come on âª
819
00:35:37,697 --> 00:35:38,831
⪠Kurt Hummel,
take it âª
820
00:35:38,898 --> 00:35:40,332
⪠Come on, girl âª
821
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,636
⪠I've been waiting for
somebody to pick up my stroll âª
822
00:35:44,704 --> 00:35:45,504
⪠Unh âª
823
00:35:47,474 --> 00:35:49,741
⪠Well, don't waste time,
give me the sign âª
824
00:35:49,809 --> 00:35:52,778
⪠Tell me how you want to roll âª
825
00:35:55,715 --> 00:35:58,417
⪠I want somebody
to speed it up for me âª
826
00:35:58,485 --> 00:36:00,385
⪠Then take it down slow âª
827
00:36:00,453 --> 00:36:03,789
⪠There's enough room for both âª
828
00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:05,124
⪠Well, I can handle that âª
829
00:36:05,191 --> 00:36:07,559
⪠You just got to show me
where it's at âª
830
00:36:07,627 --> 00:36:12,764
⪠Are you ready to go?
Are you ready to go-o-o-o? âª
831
00:36:12,832 --> 00:36:14,833
⪠If you want it âª
832
00:36:14,901 --> 00:36:17,736
⪠You already got it âª
833
00:36:17,804 --> 00:36:20,339
⪠If you've thought it,
it better be what you want âª
834
00:36:20,406 --> 00:36:22,841
⪠Time is waiting âª
835
00:36:22,909 --> 00:36:25,144
⪠We only got four minutes
to save the world âª
836
00:36:25,211 --> 00:36:26,812
⪠No hesitating âª
⪠Yeah âª
837
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,414
⪠Grab a boy and grab a girl âª
838
00:36:29,482 --> 00:36:31,683
⪠Time is waiting âª
839
00:36:31,751 --> 00:36:33,485
⪠We only got four minutes
to save the world âª
840
00:36:33,553 --> 00:36:36,021
⪠No hesitating âª
841
00:36:36,089 --> 00:36:39,224
⪠We only got four minutes,
four minutes âª
842
00:36:39,292 --> 00:36:41,693
⪠Don't be afraid,
hey, Madonna, unh âª
843
00:36:41,761 --> 00:36:44,263
⪠You got to get 'em up, hop âª
844
00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:45,831
⪠Tick-tock, tick-tock,
tick-tock âª
845
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:47,399
⪠That's right,
keep it up, keep it up âª
846
00:36:47,467 --> 00:36:50,002
⪠Don't be afraid, hey,
Madonna, unh âª
847
00:36:50,069 --> 00:36:52,871
⪠You got to get 'em up, hop âª
848
00:36:52,939 --> 00:36:54,339
⪠Tick-tock, tick-tock,
tick-tock. âª
849
00:36:54,407 --> 00:36:57,376
(cheering, applause)
850
00:37:04,184 --> 00:37:06,084
Sue, what the hell
is going on here?
851
00:37:06,152 --> 00:37:07,819
Oh, what's the matter, buddy?
Did you miss the show?
852
00:37:07,887 --> 00:37:09,321
You probably had to run
to the powder room.
853
00:37:09,389 --> 00:37:10,422
Let me fill you in.
854
00:37:10,490 --> 00:37:12,391
Future center square
Kurt Hummel there
855
00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:15,561
and his brassy hag Mercedes
just tore that Madonna song
856
00:37:15,628 --> 00:37:16,762
a new one.
857
00:37:16,829 --> 00:37:17,930
Wait, you two
are Cheerios now?
858
00:37:17,997 --> 00:37:19,231
Yeah, I've decided
to add vocals
859
00:37:19,299 --> 00:37:22,067
to my already wildly
overproduced Cheerios numbers.
860
00:37:22,135 --> 00:37:24,102
It'll give us
the edge at Nationals.
861
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:25,971
You guys could've at least
given me the heads-up.
862
00:37:26,039 --> 00:37:28,006
You mean, the same way
you gave us a heads-up
863
00:37:28,074 --> 00:37:30,042
before not giving us
a solo almost every week?
864
00:37:30,109 --> 00:37:31,743
KURT:
Mr. Shue,
Mercedes and I
865
00:37:31,811 --> 00:37:33,745
talked it over, and
we love being in Glee,
866
00:37:33,813 --> 00:37:35,480
but being in the
Cheerios will give us
867
00:37:35,548 --> 00:37:37,149
more opportunities
to shine.
868
00:37:37,217 --> 00:37:38,483
So we're doing both.
869
00:37:38,551 --> 00:37:40,686
Ah, chipper up, Tiger.
870
00:37:40,753 --> 00:37:42,854
You know, I was down
at the pharmacy today,
871
00:37:42,922 --> 00:37:45,691
and they're having
a monster sale on Dep.
872
00:37:45,758 --> 00:37:47,359
Dep is a hair gel.
873
00:37:47,427 --> 00:37:49,361
And once again,
I am making fun of
874
00:37:49,429 --> 00:37:51,063
your incredibly
stupid hairdo.
875
00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:53,131
(buzzer sounds)
876
00:37:58,055 --> 00:38:00,056
Girls can wear jeans and
cut their hair short,
877
00:38:00,124 --> 00:38:04,694
wear shirts and boots,
'cause it's okay to be a boy.
878
00:38:04,762 --> 00:38:08,298
But for a boy to look like
a girl is degrading,
879
00:38:08,365 --> 00:38:11,467
'cause you think that
being a girl is degrading.
880
00:38:11,535 --> 00:38:15,371
But secretly you'd love to know
what it's like, wouldn't you?
881
00:38:15,439 --> 00:38:17,206
What it feels like for a girl.
882
00:38:18,409 --> 00:38:20,510
(slow pop rhythm begins)
883
00:38:25,983 --> 00:38:28,284
⪠Silky smooth âª
884
00:38:28,352 --> 00:38:31,287
⪠Lips as sweet as candy âª
885
00:38:33,824 --> 00:38:35,058
⪠Baby âª
886
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:39,495
⪠Strong inside,
but you don't know it âª
887
00:38:39,563 --> 00:38:43,333
⪠Good little girls,
they never show it âª
888
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,904
⪠When you open up
your mouth to speak âª
889
00:38:47,971 --> 00:38:52,608
⪠Could you be a little weak? âª
890
00:38:52,676 --> 00:38:54,811
⪠Do you know âª
⪠Do you know âª
891
00:38:54,878 --> 00:38:58,414
⪠What it feels like
in this world âª
892
00:38:58,482 --> 00:39:00,416
⪠For a girl? âª
⪠For a girl? âª
893
00:39:00,484 --> 00:39:01,951
⪠Oh âª
894
00:39:02,019 --> 00:39:10,626
⪠For a girl... âª
895
00:39:10,694 --> 00:39:17,900
⪠In this world... âª
896
00:39:19,837 --> 00:39:21,804
⪠Do you know âª
897
00:39:21,872 --> 00:39:27,543
⪠What it feels like
in this world? âª
898
00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:28,644
(music fades)
899
00:39:28,712 --> 00:39:30,113
I am not down
with this.
900
00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:31,681
I like being a dude.
901
00:39:31,749 --> 00:39:33,483
That's because it's
easy to be a dude.
902
00:39:33,550 --> 00:39:35,585
Uh, Mr. Shue, I think
we're gonna need a new baritone,
903
00:39:35,652 --> 00:39:36,953
'cause Finn would like
to become Finnessa.
904
00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:37,920
Wait, h-hold on, Puck.
905
00:39:37,988 --> 00:39:38,888
Finn has a point.
906
00:39:38,956 --> 00:39:40,089
I mean, haven't you notid
907
00:39:40,157 --> 00:39:41,557
how low morale has been
around here lately?
908
00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:42,692
ARTIE:
I have.
909
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,160
I think the way
I was objectifying Tina
910
00:39:44,228 --> 00:39:45,695
may have sent her over the edge.
911
00:39:45,763 --> 00:39:46,696
(school bell ringing)
912
00:39:46,764 --> 00:39:47,797
Hey, girl.
913
00:39:47,865 --> 00:39:49,499
My eyes are up here!
914
00:39:49,566 --> 00:39:52,068
I am a person with feelings!
Get out of my grill!
915
00:39:52,136 --> 00:39:53,669
I am a powerful woman,
916
00:39:53,737 --> 00:39:55,738
and my growing feminism
will cut you in half
917
00:39:55,806 --> 00:39:56,973
like a righteous blade
of equality!
918
00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:01,144
We've been treating
the girls like crap--
919
00:40:01,211 --> 00:40:03,413
not caring about their feelings,
not listening, objectifying.
920
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,881
That's the right word,
right, Mr. Shue?
921
00:40:04,948 --> 00:40:05,948
That's right.
Objectifying.
922
00:40:06,016 --> 00:40:09,051
As an honorary girl,
I have to agree.
923
00:40:09,119 --> 00:40:10,720
This team shouldn't work,
but it does
924
00:40:10,788 --> 00:40:12,388
because we respect
each other's talent.
925
00:40:12,456 --> 00:40:13,823
And if we want
to take it to
926
00:40:13,891 --> 00:40:15,224
the next level,
we have to start
927
00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:16,793
respecting each other
as individuals.
928
00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:18,561
Really see each other.
929
00:40:18,629 --> 00:40:20,263
Why were you
930
00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:21,964
singing with us, Mr. Shue?
931
00:40:22,032 --> 00:40:26,502
Because apparently...
I need to learn that lesson.
932
00:40:26,570 --> 00:40:28,871
Fine, but I'm not
singing this song.
933
00:40:28,939 --> 00:40:30,173
We don't have to.
934
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,874
We just have to make it
right with the girls,
935
00:40:31,942 --> 00:40:33,142
show them
936
00:40:33,210 --> 00:40:34,444
we get how it feels.
937
00:40:37,014 --> 00:40:39,081
I would get down on
one knee if I could.
938
00:40:39,149 --> 00:40:40,383
Why would you propose to me?
939
00:40:40,451 --> 00:40:41,451
You don't even like me.
940
00:40:41,518 --> 00:40:43,085
Stop.
941
00:40:43,153 --> 00:40:44,253
That's where
you're wrong.
942
00:40:44,321 --> 00:40:46,889
I was really
rude to you.
943
00:40:46,957 --> 00:40:49,125
You're awesome.
944
00:40:49,193 --> 00:40:51,828
And you shouldn't change,
unless you want to.
945
00:40:51,895 --> 00:40:56,332
And if you want to
get up on this,
946
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,233
just let me know.
947
00:41:01,138 --> 00:41:04,373
Yep. That's more like it.
948
00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:07,410
(school bell ringing)
949
00:41:07,478 --> 00:41:08,945
Hey.
950
00:41:09,012 --> 00:41:10,480
If you're gonna criticize
and mock me again
951
00:41:10,547 --> 00:41:11,714
about Jessie, you can can it.
952
00:41:11,782 --> 00:41:14,350
I wanted to apologize.
953
00:41:14,418 --> 00:41:16,285
The only reason
you were even
954
00:41:16,353 --> 00:41:18,888
open to dating Jessie was
because I was such an ass.
955
00:41:18,956 --> 00:41:21,157
Mr. Tough Guy
and all that.
956
00:41:21,225 --> 00:41:23,192
I really liked you.
957
00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:26,729
And I could have had
you, but I blew it.
958
00:41:26,797 --> 00:41:29,499
You really liked me?
959
00:41:30,434 --> 00:41:32,435
Okay, Finn.
I know we have
960
00:41:32,503 --> 00:41:35,705
a big showdown coming, so
let's just decide on the arena.
961
00:41:35,772 --> 00:41:38,374
Sing-off, the parking lot,
5:00-- be there.
962
00:41:38,442 --> 00:41:39,809
No.
963
00:41:41,845 --> 00:41:43,379
Welcome to
New Directions.
964
00:41:44,848 --> 00:41:46,315
Frankly, I need
you. I'm tired of
965
00:41:46,383 --> 00:41:47,617
carrying the male
vocals all by myself.
966
00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:53,155
I'll do my best to stay
away from your girl.
967
00:41:53,223 --> 00:41:55,358
I appreciate that.
968
00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:56,893
She's a keeper.
969
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,461
Walk with me to
the auditorium.
970
00:41:58,529 --> 00:41:59,862
I put together a
new Madonna number;
971
00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:01,330
I'll talk you through
it on the way.
972
00:42:01,398 --> 00:42:03,266
Sweet.
973
00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:09,672
("Like A Prayer" playing)
974
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:14,510
⪠Life is a mystery âª