1 00:00:01,659 --> 00:00:05,545 (bell tolling) 2 00:00:05,546 --> 00:00:06,663 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 3 00:00:06,664 --> 00:00:08,965 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 4 00:00:08,966 --> 00:00:10,467 ♪ Bop, bop, can't get it... ♪ 5 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,169 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 6 00:00:12,170 --> 00:00:13,587 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 7 00:00:13,588 --> 00:00:15,138 ♪ Ah... ♪ 8 00:00:15,139 --> 00:00:18,058 ♪ So scared of breaking it ♪ 9 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:20,960 ♪ that you won't let it bend. ♪ 10 00:00:20,961 --> 00:00:25,682 ♪ And I wrote 200 letters I will never send. ♪ 11 00:00:25,683 --> 00:00:30,320 ♪ Sometimes these cuts are so much deeper than they seem. ♪ 12 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:34,324 ♪ You'd rather cover up, I'd rather let them be. ♪ 13 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,660 ♪ So let me be, ♪ 14 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:39,079 ♪ and I'll set you free. ♪ 15 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,650 ♪ I am in misery. ♪ 16 00:00:43,651 --> 00:00:47,320 ♪ There ain't nobody who can comfort me. ♪ 17 00:00:47,321 --> 00:00:52,492 ♪ Oh, yeah, why won't you answer me? ♪ 18 00:00:52,493 --> 00:00:56,880 ♪ The silence is slowly killing me. ♪ 19 00:00:56,881 --> 00:00:58,682 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 20 00:00:58,683 --> 00:00:59,933 ♪ Girl, you really got me bad. ♪ 21 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,635 ♪ You really got me bad... ♪ 22 00:01:01,636 --> 00:01:04,888 ♪ Now I'm gonna get you back. ♪ 23 00:01:04,889 --> 00:01:07,274 ♪ I'm gonna get you back, yeah. ♪ 24 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,726 ♪ You say your faith is shaken, ♪ 25 00:01:09,727 --> 00:01:12,011 ♪ and you may be mistaken. ♪ 26 00:01:12,012 --> 00:01:15,949 ♪ You keep me wide awake and waiting for the sun. ♪ 27 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,484 ♪ Waiting for the sun... ♪ 28 00:01:17,485 --> 00:01:19,202 ♪ I'm desperate and confused, ♪ 29 00:01:19,203 --> 00:01:20,787 ♪ so far away from you. ♪ 30 00:01:20,788 --> 00:01:23,990 ♪ I'm getting there, I don't care where. ♪ 31 00:01:23,991 --> 00:01:25,876 ♪ I have to roll. ♪ 32 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:30,213 ♪ Why do you do what you do to me? ♪ 33 00:01:30,214 --> 00:01:34,918 ♪ Yeah, why won't you answer me, answer me? ♪ 34 00:01:34,919 --> 00:01:36,002 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 35 00:01:36,003 --> 00:01:38,755 ♪ I am in misery. ♪ 36 00:01:38,756 --> 00:01:43,543 ♪ There ain't nobody who can comfort me. ♪ 37 00:01:43,544 --> 00:01:44,544 ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 38 00:01:44,545 --> 00:01:46,596 ♪ Girl, you really got me bad. ♪ 39 00:01:46,597 --> 00:01:48,899 ♪ You really got me bad... ♪ 40 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,401 ♪ Now I'm gonna get you back. ♪ 41 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:54,571 ♪ I'm gonna get you back. ♪ 42 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,490 Hey, Regionals? You've just met our opening number. 43 00:01:57,491 --> 00:01:59,058 (all cheering) 44 00:01:59,059 --> 00:02:01,278 That was so good. 45 00:02:01,279 --> 00:02:02,946 How did you manage to find 46 00:02:02,947 --> 00:02:04,948 a Burberry-esque canary cage cover? 47 00:02:04,949 --> 00:02:08,585 Canaries don't like cold weather. 48 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,203 Especially Pavarotti. 49 00:02:10,204 --> 00:02:11,904 So, what did you think of the song? 50 00:02:11,905 --> 00:02:13,906 Can I be really honest with you? 51 00:02:13,907 --> 00:02:16,576 Because it comes from a place of caring. 52 00:02:16,577 --> 00:02:17,677 Been there, done that. 53 00:02:17,678 --> 00:02:20,513 Look, you're amazing, Blaine. 54 00:02:20,514 --> 00:02:22,582 Your solos are breathtaking. 55 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:23,967 They're also numerous. 56 00:02:23,968 --> 00:02:28,087 Kurt, the council decides who gets the solos. 57 00:02:28,088 --> 00:02:30,473 Do I detect a little jealousy? 58 00:02:30,474 --> 00:02:31,608 No, you detect a lot of jealousy. 59 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,310 Look, Blaine, 60 00:02:33,311 --> 00:02:35,195 sometimes I don't feel like we're the Warblers. 61 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:38,198 I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips. 62 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:40,080 (bell tolls) 63 00:02:40,092 --> 00:02:42,804 Synced By YesCool Corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com 64 00:02:42,827 --> 00:02:43,987 (school bell ringing) 65 00:02:43,988 --> 00:02:46,623 Okay, so, I really took all of your notes 66 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:47,774 from "My Headband" to heart. 67 00:02:47,775 --> 00:02:49,909 And I... I really tapped into my pain 68 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:51,411 for this second song. 69 00:02:51,412 --> 00:02:53,496 So come and sit down. 70 00:02:53,497 --> 00:02:56,883 These are for you. Just in case. 71 00:02:56,884 --> 00:02:58,835 It's pretty emotional. 72 00:02:58,836 --> 00:03:00,286 Don't be afraid, if you need to... 73 00:03:00,287 --> 00:03:02,005 Hit it. 74 00:03:02,006 --> 00:03:04,123 (playing ballad) 75 00:03:04,124 --> 00:03:07,126 ♪ You've got just one egg. ♪ 76 00:03:07,127 --> 00:03:09,796 ♪ You're not going to make an omelet. ♪ 77 00:03:09,797 --> 00:03:12,399 ♪ Flying just one way, ♪ 78 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,301 ♪ you're not going to make a jet set. ♪ 79 00:03:15,302 --> 00:03:19,239 ♪ Sister, brother, wherefore art thou? ♪ 80 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:26,312 ♪ No need for bunk beds in my bedroom now. ♪ 81 00:03:26,313 --> 00:03:28,648 ♪ Oh, damn you, Dads. ♪ 82 00:03:28,649 --> 00:03:31,418 ♪ Why did you settle for only me? ♪ 83 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:34,037 ♪ I'm an only child. ♪ 84 00:03:34,038 --> 00:03:37,123 ♪ More than enough for them, but not enough for me. ♪ 85 00:03:37,124 --> 00:03:42,379 ♪ Only child, only child, only child... ♪ 86 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:51,187 ♪ The only Berry on my family tree. ♪ 87 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,391 It's called "Only Child." 88 00:03:54,392 --> 00:03:56,359 Yeah, I got that. Uh... 89 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,528 It's better than "My Headband," that's for sure. 90 00:03:59,563 --> 00:04:00,980 But it... 91 00:04:00,981 --> 00:04:03,516 It still feels like you're just playing scared. 92 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,237 You're only dealing with the easy pain. 93 00:04:07,238 --> 00:04:09,189 You got to get to the hard stuff. 94 00:04:09,190 --> 00:04:10,740 That's what's relatable to everybody. 95 00:04:10,741 --> 00:04:12,909 I... I'm perfectly capable of accessing my pain. 96 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:16,046 - I cry every time I sing a solo. - Exactly. 97 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,081 When you sing, I can feel it. 98 00:04:18,082 --> 00:04:20,917 I guess you just got to go 99 00:04:20,918 --> 00:04:23,870 inside yourself to wherever the singing comes from, 100 00:04:23,871 --> 00:04:25,305 and write from there. 101 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,974 Have you even ever tried to write a song? 102 00:04:27,975 --> 00:04:29,726 QUINN: Sometimes I worry about Finn. 103 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,043 I mean, how damaged 104 00:04:31,044 --> 00:04:33,229 does a guy have to be to be into someone 105 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:35,181 as annoying as Rachel? 106 00:04:35,182 --> 00:04:37,801 Still, he is a good guy, 107 00:04:37,802 --> 00:04:39,769 and I do really like him. 108 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:40,970 He's my first love, 109 00:04:40,971 --> 00:04:43,606 and first loves are forever. 110 00:04:43,607 --> 00:04:45,024 And another thing, 111 00:04:45,025 --> 00:04:48,027 without him I'm never going to get one of these. 112 00:04:48,028 --> 00:04:49,396 I know what you're thinking. 113 00:04:49,397 --> 00:04:50,580 "Prom queen? 114 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:53,065 "You're smart and super pretty 115 00:04:53,066 --> 00:04:55,502 "and relatively sane for a girl. 116 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:59,122 Does being prom queen really matter to you?" 117 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:00,507 Well, it does. 118 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,575 Prom queens live, on average, 119 00:05:02,576 --> 00:05:04,511 five years longer than regular people. 120 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,596 It's probably because they smile a lot, 121 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,933 and smiling has been proven to ward off diseases. 122 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,102 But I can't do it without Finn. 123 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,420 He's a shoo-in for prom king, 124 00:05:14,421 --> 00:05:16,606 and after winning the big game, 125 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,424 he'll help me land crucial swing votes. 126 00:05:18,425 --> 00:05:21,561 Amazingly, the only person standing in my way 127 00:05:21,562 --> 00:05:24,263 is her and her damn talent. 128 00:05:24,264 --> 00:05:26,933 If I'm going to guarantee that he doesn't stray with her, 129 00:05:26,934 --> 00:05:30,320 I'm going to have to play it right. 130 00:05:30,321 --> 00:05:31,821 They say, "Keep your friends close, 131 00:05:31,822 --> 00:05:34,324 but your enemies closer." 132 00:05:34,325 --> 00:05:36,159 Well, Rachel Berry, 133 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,662 you just got yourself a new best friend. 134 00:05:39,663 --> 00:05:43,550 (Kurt whistling, Pavarotti singing) 135 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,552 (whistling continues, singing stops) 136 00:05:50,841 --> 00:05:53,292 Pavarotti? 137 00:05:53,293 --> 00:05:55,395 (boys clamoring angrily) Warblers! Warblers! I am merely suggesting 138 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,981 that instead of wearing blue ties with red piping, 139 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,233 we wear jackets with red ties 140 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,851 and blue piping for the competition. 141 00:06:01,852 --> 00:06:04,020 This is a kangaroo court! 142 00:06:04,021 --> 00:06:06,022 (conversation stops) 143 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,159 Kurt, what's wrong? 144 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,861 It's Pavarotti. 145 00:06:11,862 --> 00:06:14,497 Pavarotti is dead. 146 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:16,315 I suspect a stroke. 147 00:06:16,316 --> 00:06:18,301 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 148 00:06:18,302 --> 00:06:21,955 I know it's really stupid to be upset about a bird, but... 149 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:27,544 He... He inspired me with his optimism, 150 00:06:27,545 --> 00:06:29,829 and his love of song. 151 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:32,632 He was my friend. 152 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:36,102 Now, I know today we need to practice doo-wopping 153 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:38,354 behind Blaine while he sings every solo 154 00:06:38,355 --> 00:06:40,023 in the medley of P!nk songs, 155 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:44,394 but I'd like to sing a song for Pavarotti today. 156 00:06:53,954 --> 00:06:56,956 ("Blackbird" begins) 157 00:06:58,325 --> 00:07:02,212 ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night, ♪ 158 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:06,933 ♪ take these broken wings and learn to fly. ♪ 159 00:07:08,152 --> 00:07:11,721 ♪ All your life, ♪ 160 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:18,228 ♪ you were only waiting for this moment to arise. ♪ 161 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:21,347 (Warblers gently vocalizing) 162 00:07:21,348 --> 00:07:25,735 ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night, ♪ 163 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:30,073 ♪ take these sunken eyes and learn to see. ♪ 164 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:34,277 ♪ All your life, ♪ 165 00:07:34,278 --> 00:07:39,999 ♪ you were only waiting for this moment to be free. ♪ 166 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:45,088 ♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪ ♪ Blackbird, fly, fly... ♪ 167 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:49,459 ♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪ ♪ Blackbird, fly, fly... ♪ 168 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:52,962 ♪ Into the light of the dark black night. ♪ 169 00:07:52,963 --> 00:07:55,915 ♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪ 170 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:58,935 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪ 171 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:01,087 ♪ Ah... ♪ 172 00:08:01,088 --> 00:08:04,857 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, bom... ♪ 173 00:08:04,858 --> 00:08:06,559 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da... ♪ 174 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,646 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da... ♪ 175 00:08:09,647 --> 00:08:14,534 ♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪ ♪ Blackbird, fly, fly... ♪ 176 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:19,088 ♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪ ♪ Blackbird, fly, fly... ♪ 177 00:08:19,089 --> 00:08:23,242 ♪ Into the light of the dark black night. ♪ 178 00:08:23,243 --> 00:08:25,277 ♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪ 179 00:08:25,278 --> 00:08:30,867 ♪ You were only waiting for this moment to arise. ♪ 180 00:08:30,868 --> 00:08:36,656 ♪ You were only waiting for this moment to arise. ♪ 181 00:08:36,657 --> 00:08:39,976 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 182 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:43,012 (sobbing): Thank you. 183 00:08:43,013 --> 00:08:45,231 (bell ringing) Guys, I've got some bad news. 184 00:08:45,232 --> 00:08:46,599 You know how we decided on "Sing" 185 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,067 by My Chemical Romance for Regionals? 186 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:51,070 Well, I hold in my hand a cease and desist letter from the band. 187 00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:52,105 We can't do it. 188 00:08:52,106 --> 00:08:53,472 It was the perfect anthem. 189 00:08:53,473 --> 00:08:54,824 How much do you want to bet 190 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:56,059 Coach Sylvester has something to do with this? 191 00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,410 One step ahead of you. 192 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:58,911 Do you know anything about this, Sue? 193 00:08:58,912 --> 00:09:01,364 I do. Now, I met the drummer 194 00:09:01,365 --> 00:09:03,649 from My Chemical Romance at a drum circle at Daytona Beach, 195 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:05,618 Spring Break, 1996. 196 00:09:05,619 --> 00:09:06,986 We had a brief affair. 197 00:09:06,987 --> 00:09:09,756 And when I heard of your song choice for Regionals, 198 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:12,491 well, I was compelled to notify the band 199 00:09:12,492 --> 00:09:15,327 about your long-running legal battle with PETA. 200 00:09:15,328 --> 00:09:17,213 That is not true. 201 00:09:17,214 --> 00:09:19,182 You took away my Cheerios! 202 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:24,220 Consider this the opening salvo of World War Sue. 203 00:09:24,221 --> 00:09:25,605 So what are we going to do now? 204 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,691 I think we should write original songs for Regionals. 205 00:09:28,692 --> 00:09:31,444 SANTANA: All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? 206 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:32,962 No. I think Rachel is right. 207 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,231 This team works best when we push ourselves 208 00:09:35,232 --> 00:09:36,682 and do something a little different. 209 00:09:36,683 --> 00:09:39,585 That's true, but if all the other teams are doing amazing songs 210 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:41,087 we're not going to be so good. 211 00:09:41,088 --> 00:09:42,622 QUINN: You're right. We're not going to be as good. 212 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,840 We're going to be better. 213 00:09:43,841 --> 00:09:47,293 We won't be using other people's words or music. 214 00:09:47,294 --> 00:09:48,711 It'll be our own. 215 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:50,747 Our own heart, soul, not just our voices. 216 00:09:50,748 --> 00:09:53,032 We have a really talented songwriter 217 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:55,551 in our midst. Rachel. 218 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:57,920 I was thinking maybe you and I could write a song together. 219 00:09:57,921 --> 00:09:59,538 I'm with Quinn and Rachel. 220 00:09:59,539 --> 00:10:01,824 I mean, if these two can agree on something, 221 00:10:01,825 --> 00:10:02,975 it's probably an idea worth considering. 222 00:10:02,976 --> 00:10:04,310 Wait, wait, so suddenly, 223 00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:06,429 you two are writing the music for Regionals? No way. 224 00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:08,147 I think that everyone should get a chance to write a song. 225 00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:09,565 Santana's right. We can do this. 226 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:11,317 What do you think, Mr. Shue? 227 00:10:11,318 --> 00:10:14,087 I think we're doing original songs for Regionals. 228 00:10:20,802 --> 00:10:22,469 (school bell ringing) Hey. 229 00:10:24,472 --> 00:10:26,691 Can I ask you a question? 230 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:28,976 We used to be really close, and I really miss being your friend. 231 00:10:28,977 --> 00:10:30,194 Still waiting for the question. 232 00:10:30,195 --> 00:10:32,446 - Did I do something wrong? - No. Look, I don't know. 233 00:10:32,447 --> 00:10:33,915 Did you? 234 00:10:33,916 --> 00:10:35,816 All I know is you blew me off 235 00:10:35,817 --> 00:10:38,152 to be with Stumbles McCripplepants. 236 00:10:38,153 --> 00:10:39,320 That's fine. 237 00:10:39,321 --> 00:10:40,872 It's your loss. 238 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,423 'Cause now I get the chance to write 239 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,876 an awesome heterosexual song about Sam 240 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,511 that we're going to sing at Regionals. 241 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:47,845 Wait, you're still dating Sam? 242 00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:50,164 But you told me you were in love with me. 243 00:10:50,165 --> 00:10:52,216 I honestly don't know what I was thinking. 244 00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:54,552 Look, can you stop staring at me? 245 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:55,836 I can't remember my locker combo. 246 00:10:55,837 --> 00:10:57,805 Well, well. 247 00:10:57,806 --> 00:11:00,892 If it isn't Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Fake-Boobs. 248 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,676 You know, you can't talk to us like that. 249 00:11:02,677 --> 00:11:04,228 You're not our cheer coach anymore. 250 00:11:04,229 --> 00:11:07,231 I'm not anybody's cheer-leading coach anymore. 251 00:11:07,232 --> 00:11:09,683 You betrayed me, and in case you haven't heard, 252 00:11:09,684 --> 00:11:11,035 I like to play dirty. 253 00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:13,704 (both screaming) 254 00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:17,742 (coughing) 255 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,627 I don't even remember putting that in there. 256 00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:21,045 (bell ringing, Brittany groans) 257 00:11:21,046 --> 00:11:23,364 You know, I think Blaine's version 258 00:11:23,365 --> 00:11:25,132 of the song is actually better than the original. 259 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:26,751 But it's not in his natural key, so... 260 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:29,470 - How dare you. - Enough. I'm tired of this. 261 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,755 I agree. I think we should just 262 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,206 let you pick the song that you want to sing. 263 00:11:32,207 --> 00:11:35,526 No, I'm tired of the Warblers being all about me. 264 00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:36,894 David, please make sure everything 265 00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:38,596 I'm about to say goes down in the official minutes. 266 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:41,882 We are going to lose at Regionals. 267 00:11:41,883 --> 00:11:44,268 - What?! - I am incredibly grateful 268 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:46,537 for the belief you've all given me, as a junior member, 269 00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:48,055 to lead you all in these wonderful songs this year. 270 00:11:48,056 --> 00:11:51,025 But, from what Kurt has told me about New Directions, 271 00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:53,778 I just know I can't beat them on my own. 272 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,414 Which is why I propose that we rearrange 273 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,233 our 11:00 number and turn it into a duet. 274 00:11:59,234 --> 00:12:00,534 (loud grumbling) 275 00:12:00,535 --> 00:12:02,236 To showcase other talent in this group. 276 00:12:02,237 --> 00:12:03,170 Why don't we just play it on kazoos? 277 00:12:03,171 --> 00:12:04,338 Point of order! Point of order! 278 00:12:04,339 --> 00:12:06,841 Now, we all lost one of our own this week. 279 00:12:06,842 --> 00:12:08,342 Pavarotti's voice was silenced by death, 280 00:12:08,343 --> 00:12:12,463 and I don't want to silence anyone else's voices in this group. 281 00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:14,465 I think Pavarotti would roll over 282 00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:15,600 in his tiny, tiny, little grave. 283 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,802 The placement of which has yet to be determined. 284 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,253 All right, a vote. 285 00:12:19,254 --> 00:12:21,772 Who's in favor of Warbler Blaine's proposal 286 00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:23,924 for a dual lead at Regionals? 287 00:12:27,195 --> 00:12:28,863 Oh, can I put my name on the audition list? 288 00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:30,264 No. 289 00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:31,432 No auditions. 290 00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:34,935 I want to sing the duet with Kurt. 291 00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:37,538 That's ridiculous. 292 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,323 I mean, there are so many great voices. 293 00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:41,075 I mean, everyone deserves a shot at that honor. 294 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:43,744 All in favor of Kurt being my duet partner at Regionals? 295 00:12:47,049 --> 00:12:48,582 Decided. 296 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:49,834 Congratulations, Kurt. 297 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,618 BOY: Congratulations. (applause) 298 00:12:51,619 --> 00:12:53,838 (school bell ringing) 299 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,724 All right, guys, let's hear it for our first songwriting seminar. 300 00:12:56,725 --> 00:12:59,293 (cheers and applause) 301 00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:00,794 While Quinn and Rachel are hard at work, 302 00:13:00,795 --> 00:13:02,513 we're gonna try to write an anthem of our own. 303 00:13:02,514 --> 00:13:05,299 Now, these are rhyming dictionaries for all of you. 304 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,767 Mr. Shue? 305 00:13:06,768 --> 00:13:09,236 Tina and I have been already working on a song that I wrote. 306 00:13:09,237 --> 00:13:10,971 Really? That's amazing. 307 00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:12,657 Well, can we hear it? 308 00:13:14,976 --> 00:13:17,078 (cheering) 309 00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:18,829 This is a song that I wrote for Sam. 310 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:19,997 It's called, "Trouty Mouth." 311 00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:23,284 - Wait, what's it called? - "Trouty Mouth." 312 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:26,253 (soft, bluesy ballad begins) 313 00:13:29,257 --> 00:13:34,661 ♪ Guppy face, ♪ 314 00:13:34,662 --> 00:13:40,935 ♪ trouty mouth. ♪ 315 00:13:40,936 --> 00:13:43,688 ♪ Is that how people's lips look ♪ 316 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:47,892 ♪ where you come from in the South? ♪ 317 00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:58,185 ♪ Grouper mouth, ♪ 318 00:13:59,821 --> 00:14:05,793 ♪ froggy lips. ♪ 319 00:14:05,794 --> 00:14:11,966 ♪ I love sucking on those salamander lips. ♪ 320 00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:18,339 ♪ Want to put a fish hook in those lips so cherry red. ♪ 321 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,808 ♪ If you tried hard enough, ♪ 322 00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:24,478 ♪ you could suck a baby's head. ♪ 323 00:14:24,479 --> 00:14:26,713 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 324 00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:28,382 Okay. Can we stop? 325 00:14:28,383 --> 00:14:30,101 - Stop with the mouth jokes. - Sit down. I'm not finished. 326 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,653 Yes, you are. Mr. Shue, we're not doing a song at Regionals 327 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,388 - called "Trouty Mouth." - You know what? 328 00:14:34,389 --> 00:14:35,722 I have to agree with Sam on this one. 329 00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:37,408 But such a good first effort. 330 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,725 I just don't think it's got the, um, 331 00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:40,745 epic feel we need for Regionals. 332 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,079 Mr. Shue? I wrote a song, too. 333 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,564 I wrote it for Lauren. 334 00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:46,250 I know that when I sang "Fat-Bottomed Girls," 335 00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:47,618 it might have hurt her feelings a little bit, 336 00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:50,621 but I think this makes up for it. 337 00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:52,072 It's got a bit of a rockabilly feel, 338 00:14:52,073 --> 00:14:54,091 so it could give us an edge this weekend. 339 00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:56,127 All right. Show us what you got. 340 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,297 It's called "Big Ass... Heart." 341 00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:01,515 (chuckles) 342 00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:03,517 (rock rhythm begins) 343 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:10,808 ♪ My girl went to the doctor ♪ 344 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,693 ♪ 'cause her heart had palpitations. ♪ 345 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,112 ♪ Said, "Cut the carbs" or else she'd end up ♪ 346 00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,614 ♪ pushin' up carnations. ♪ 347 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,232 ♪ She stepped up on the scale ♪ 348 00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:20,534 ♪ and the doctor said, "Oh, Lordy! ♪ 349 00:15:20,535 --> 00:15:22,653 ♪ "If you don't drop a few, girl, ♪ 350 00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:25,072 ♪ you won't make it past age forty." ♪ 351 00:15:25,073 --> 00:15:27,908 ♪ My girl said, "Hey, looky on that fancy X ray chart." ♪ 352 00:15:27,909 --> 00:15:29,877 ♪ Said the doctor, "Holy hell, ♪ 353 00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:32,246 ♪ "that's one GD big-ass heart." ♪ 354 00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:33,714 ♪ I'm tellin' you, my friend, ♪ 355 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,450 ♪ my girl's got a big-ass heart. ♪ 356 00:15:36,451 --> 00:15:38,169 ♪ When she shops for groceries ♪ 357 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,554 ♪ that heart gets its own damn cart. ♪ 358 00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:42,556 ♪ That big-ass heart can pump two tons ♪ 359 00:15:42,557 --> 00:15:44,175 ♪ of love through her chest, ♪ 360 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:48,128 ♪ and then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest. ♪ 361 00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:52,099 ♪ I love that big-ass heart so much I think it isn't fair. ♪ 362 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,967 ♪ Like how your heart won't pay me back ♪ 363 00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:55,019 ♪ for breaking all my chairs. ♪ 364 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,970 ♪ So sick with love, ♪ 365 00:15:56,971 --> 00:15:59,240 ♪ I think I'm coming down with rickets. ♪ 366 00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:01,659 ♪ When that big-ass heart flies coach ♪ 367 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:06,080 ♪ it has to pay for two plane tickets. ♪ 368 00:16:06,081 --> 00:16:07,498 ♪ Oh, that big-ass heart... ♪ 369 00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:12,703 ♪ Oh, that big-ass heart... ♪ 370 00:16:12,704 --> 00:16:14,821 (song ends) 371 00:16:14,822 --> 00:16:16,040 (applause) 372 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,424 All right, guys, well, 373 00:16:17,425 --> 00:16:18,959 let's, uh, let's make Puck's song a contender, 374 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,327 but I don't totally think we're there yet. 375 00:16:20,328 --> 00:16:22,680 So, everyone, look at your rhyming dictionaries, 376 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,715 and let's work on banging out some songs that rock. 377 00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,934 (bell ringing) 378 00:16:26,935 --> 00:16:28,435 What do you want to wear to prom? 379 00:16:28,436 --> 00:16:29,836 Prom? What? 380 00:16:29,837 --> 00:16:31,004 Look, I know you're excited about Regionals. 381 00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:32,439 So am I. Wasn't I the one 382 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,726 that supported Rachel's crazy original song idea? 383 00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:37,695 Yeah. That was cool, by the way. 384 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,480 But whether we win that or even Nationals, 385 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,615 it's not going to put you and I back where we belong. 386 00:16:41,616 --> 00:16:43,450 - Which is where? - On top. 387 00:16:43,451 --> 00:16:45,352 - On top of what? - We need to get elected 388 00:16:45,353 --> 00:16:46,620 for prom king and queen. 389 00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:48,689 It's the ultimate status symbol. 390 00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:50,708 So after Regionals, we'll go public 391 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,794 with our relationship, and start the campaign. 392 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,714 I don't think that's a good idea. 393 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,832 Why? 394 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,751 Because of Rachel? 395 00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,336 She's really fragile right now. 396 00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:03,587 I just think we should wait until after Nationals. 397 00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:05,673 Okay, first, it was after Regionals. 398 00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:07,174 Now it's after Nationals? 399 00:17:07,175 --> 00:17:08,475 Do you want to be in this relationship or not? 400 00:17:08,476 --> 00:17:11,762 Whoa. Scary Quinn. Okay. Uh... 401 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:14,765 - After Regionals. - After Regionals. 402 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,908 (bell ringing) 403 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,511 What's that? 404 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,463 I'm decorating Pavarotti's casket. 405 00:17:37,464 --> 00:17:38,932 Well, finish up. 406 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,967 I have the perfect song for our number, and we should practice. 407 00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:42,018 Do tell. 408 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,155 "Candles" by Hey Monday. 409 00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:46,823 I'm impressed. 410 00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:48,441 You're usually so Top 40. 411 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:52,746 Well, I just wanted something a little more emotional. 412 00:17:57,168 --> 00:18:00,453 Why did you pick me to sing that song with? 413 00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:06,492 Kurt, there is a moment... 414 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,996 When you say to yourself, 415 00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:12,132 "Oh, there you are. 416 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,185 I've been looking for you forever." 417 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:23,143 Watching you do "Blackbird" this week... 418 00:18:25,196 --> 00:18:27,764 That was a moment for me. 419 00:18:27,765 --> 00:18:29,733 About you. 420 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,989 You move me, Kurt. 421 00:18:37,975 --> 00:18:40,043 And this duet would just be an excuse 422 00:18:40,044 --> 00:18:42,328 to spend more time with you. 423 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,235 (chuckles) 424 00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:08,188 Um, we should... We should practice. 425 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,190 I thought we were. 426 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,745 (upbeat pop melody begins) 427 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,087 ♪ Momma said, "Get yo ass out of bed." ♪ 428 00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:26,405 ♪ I said, "Hell to the no." ♪ 429 00:19:28,175 --> 00:19:31,177 ♪ Said, "Wash yo grandma's nasty head." ♪ 430 00:19:31,178 --> 00:19:33,179 ♪ I said, "Hell to the no." ♪ 431 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,914 ♪ Oh! ♪ 432 00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:38,718 ♪ They tried to take away my tots. ♪ 433 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,354 ♪ I said, "Hell to the no." ♪ 434 00:19:41,355 --> 00:19:42,772 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 435 00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:45,058 ♪ 'Cause I'm the one that calls the shots, ♪ 436 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,061 ♪ and I say, "Hell to the no." ♪ 437 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,230 ♪ Oh! ♪ 438 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,266 ♪ Try to make me change my weave? ♪ 439 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,785 ♪ Well, I got something up my sleeve. ♪ 440 00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:58,938 ♪ It's a whole lotta whoa, oh, oh... ♪ 441 00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:03,126 ♪ Oh, oh, hell to the no, no, no, no, no, no... ♪ 442 00:20:03,127 --> 00:20:05,879 ♪ No, no, I said whoa, oh, oh... ♪ 443 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:10,383 ♪ Oh, oh, hell to the no, no, no, no, no, no... ♪ 444 00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:12,051 ♪ No, no... ♪ 445 00:20:12,052 --> 00:20:14,504 ♪ Tell me I should eat my Wheaties. ♪ 446 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,005 ♪ You know what? ♪ 447 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,725 ♪ Hell to the no. ♪ ♪ Hell to the no. ♪ 448 00:20:18,726 --> 00:20:22,762 ♪ Tell me I'll come down with diabetes. ♪ 449 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,797 ♪ Hell to the no, oh, oh... ♪ 450 00:20:24,798 --> 00:20:26,182 ♪ Hell to the no. ♪ 451 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,652 ♪ Try to make me change my eats. ♪ 452 00:20:29,653 --> 00:20:32,405 ♪ But, baby, that just isn't me. ♪ 453 00:20:32,406 --> 00:20:35,308 ♪ I'm a whole lot of whoa, oh, oh... ♪ 454 00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:38,111 ♪ Oh, oh, hell to the no, no... ♪ 455 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,997 ♪ No, no, no, no... ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no... ♪ 456 00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,983 ♪ Take me, you can leave me, but I won't ever change. ♪ 457 00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:48,004 ♪ If you don't like the rules, don't play my game. ♪ 458 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:51,674 ♪ Time for me to get R-E-S-P-E-C-T. ♪ 459 00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:54,327 ♪ But if I don't, it's all in me. ♪ 460 00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:55,712 ♪ Hey... ♪ 461 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,097 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 462 00:20:58,098 --> 00:21:00,850 ♪ Hell to the no, no, no, no, no, no... ♪ 463 00:21:00,851 --> 00:21:03,603 ♪ No, no... ♪ ♪ Aw, hell to the no. ♪ 464 00:21:03,604 --> 00:21:06,339 (cheers and applause) Mercedes. 465 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,024 Really, really good. 466 00:21:08,025 --> 00:21:09,025 - Thank you. - But, um... 467 00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:10,343 "But," my butt, Mr. Shue. 468 00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,645 - That song was amazing. - No, I agree. 469 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,197 I'm just not sure that it's Regionals material. 470 00:21:14,198 --> 00:21:16,149 (sighs) Mr. Shue, 471 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,450 I wrote another verse of "Trouty Mouth." 472 00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:19,319 No, no, no. Guys, guys. 473 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,620 Just... Just think about it. 474 00:21:20,621 --> 00:21:22,021 What's your favorite song of all time? 475 00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:23,907 - "My Headband." - Alanis Morissette's 476 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,524 - "You Oughta Know." - "What's Going On," Marvin Gaye. 477 00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:27,293 Puckerman, you're on a roll. 478 00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:28,694 Okay, and what are all those songs about? 479 00:21:28,695 --> 00:21:29,712 Headbands. 480 00:21:29,713 --> 00:21:32,999 All these songs come from a place of pain. 481 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,368 The greatest songs are about hurt, 482 00:21:35,369 --> 00:21:37,053 and that's the side of yourselves 483 00:21:37,054 --> 00:21:38,371 I want you to get in touch with. 484 00:21:38,372 --> 00:21:39,639 That should be easy. 485 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,057 Coach Sylvester tortures us for no reason 486 00:21:41,058 --> 00:21:43,209 and tries to get the entire school to hate us. 487 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:45,845 Yesterday, she filled Britt's and my locker with dirt. 488 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,564 Okay. Okay, slow down. Slow down. 489 00:21:48,565 --> 00:21:49,766 She literally throws sticks at me. 490 00:21:51,902 --> 00:21:55,054 - What are you doing? - Throwing sticks at your head. 491 00:21:55,055 --> 00:21:57,073 I'm going to crush you at Regionals. 492 00:21:57,074 --> 00:21:58,391 Okay, what else? What else? 493 00:21:58,392 --> 00:22:00,076 She called the Ohio Secretary of State, 494 00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:01,494 saying she was me and that I want 495 00:22:01,495 --> 00:22:02,895 to legally change my name to "Tina Cohen-Loser." 496 00:22:02,896 --> 00:22:04,397 She... 497 00:22:04,398 --> 00:22:05,581 (sighs) 498 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,637 Okay, and how does that make you feel? 499 00:22:10,638 --> 00:22:14,324 Well, at first it hurts, but... 500 00:22:14,325 --> 00:22:16,742 Then it mostly makes you want to win. 501 00:22:16,743 --> 00:22:18,011 Guys... 502 00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:20,013 I think you may have just found your song. 503 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,020 Now let's get to writing. 504 00:22:27,021 --> 00:22:28,638 (school bell ringing, piano playing) 505 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,259 - You're late. - We're friends, right? 506 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,894 - Yeah, I guess so. - I mean, like 507 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,063 everything happened last year. 508 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,481 You gave your baby to my mom. 509 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,999 We kind of bonded over it, right? 510 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:40,900 What's your point? 511 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,569 My point is... Is that I know we haven't spent 512 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,821 a lot of time together this year, 513 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:47,440 but I thought that we were close enough 514 00:22:47,441 --> 00:22:48,825 to be honest with each other. 515 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:52,328 - Go ahead, ask me. - Fine. 516 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,663 Are you and Finn together? 517 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,598 Yes. 518 00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:57,300 It's been a couple of weeks. 519 00:22:57,301 --> 00:22:59,419 It's like Groundhog's Day with you, Rachel. 520 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,671 How many times do you have to make the same mistake 521 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,056 to realize it's not going to work out? 522 00:23:04,624 --> 00:23:06,625 Thank you for being honest with me, Quinn, 523 00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:08,344 and... And I'm happy for you and Finn, 524 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,446 but don't go and try to rewrite history, okay? 525 00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:13,266 It was real between us. He chose me over you. 526 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,018 And how long did that last for? 527 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:19,022 Why are you being so mean? 528 00:23:24,628 --> 00:23:26,996 Do you want to know how this story plays out? 529 00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:31,484 I get Finn, you get heartbroken, 530 00:23:31,485 --> 00:23:35,254 and then Finn and I stay here and start a family. 531 00:23:35,255 --> 00:23:39,926 I'll become a successful real estate agent, 532 00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:43,596 and Finn will take over Kurt's dad's tire shop. 533 00:23:43,597 --> 00:23:45,998 (voice breaking): You don't belong here, Rachel, 534 00:23:45,999 --> 00:23:47,767 and you can't hate me for helping 535 00:23:47,768 --> 00:23:49,435 to send you on your way. 536 00:23:49,436 --> 00:23:51,471 No. 537 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,556 I'm not giving up on Finn. 538 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,774 It's not over between us. 539 00:23:54,775 --> 00:23:55,942 Yes, it is! 540 00:23:55,943 --> 00:23:58,010 You're so frustrating, 541 00:23:58,011 --> 00:24:00,346 and that is why you can't write a good song... 542 00:24:00,347 --> 00:24:03,516 Because you live in this little schoolgirl fantasy of life. 543 00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:06,285 Rachel, if you keep looking for that happy ending, 544 00:24:06,286 --> 00:24:08,187 then you are never going to get it right. 545 00:24:08,188 --> 00:24:09,655 So we're done with that, 546 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:11,324 and why don't we just return to our work, okay? 547 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:13,126 (sighs) 548 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,329 (playing notes) 549 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:20,249 No, I think I'm gonna write this song on my own. 550 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,975 (piano tune continues) 551 00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:41,269 SUE: Hey, buddy, you getting ready to load up the bus 552 00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:43,304 and head off to Regionals? 553 00:24:43,305 --> 00:24:44,972 - Awesome. - You seem awfully chipper. 554 00:24:44,973 --> 00:24:46,224 Oh, I am, William, 555 00:24:46,225 --> 00:24:48,609 I am positively drunk with confidence. 556 00:24:48,610 --> 00:24:51,946 In fact, I am so sure of my Glee Club's impending win, 557 00:24:51,947 --> 00:24:53,648 I'm gonna drop a little turdlet on you. 558 00:24:53,649 --> 00:24:55,483 I lied to you last week, William. 559 00:24:55,484 --> 00:24:58,619 I forged that letter from My Chemical Romance. 560 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,371 Also, I didn't sleep with their drummer. 561 00:25:00,372 --> 00:25:01,405 The drummer I slept with 562 00:25:01,406 --> 00:25:03,040 was that guy from Jimmy Eat World. 563 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:05,576 Actually, Sue, I'm glad you lied. 564 00:25:05,577 --> 00:25:07,495 Gave my kids the opportunity to try 565 00:25:07,496 --> 00:25:09,714 - their hand at songwriting. - Oh, so you're trying to lose. 566 00:25:09,715 --> 00:25:12,967 You have an awful lot of confidence for a rookie, Sue. 567 00:25:12,968 --> 00:25:16,053 William, while your kids are singing songs about 568 00:25:16,054 --> 00:25:18,222 blackheads and eczema, 569 00:25:18,223 --> 00:25:19,991 I will be unleashing a set list 570 00:25:19,992 --> 00:25:22,710 custom-made for that panel of judges. 571 00:25:22,711 --> 00:25:24,228 ANNOUNCER: And now, 572 00:25:24,229 --> 00:25:28,382 our judges for the 2011 Midwest Regional Show Choir Competition. 573 00:25:28,383 --> 00:25:33,104 Local broadcasting legend and man about town Rod Remington! 574 00:25:36,325 --> 00:25:38,826 Recent Tea Party candidate and home-schooler 575 00:25:38,827 --> 00:25:42,229 Tammy Jean Albertson! 576 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:48,419 And former exotic dancer and current Carmelite nun, 577 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,505 author of the upcoming Lima Press memoir Habit to Habit, 578 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:53,374 Sister Mary Constance! 579 00:25:54,877 --> 00:25:56,677 And now, from Westvale High School, 580 00:25:56,678 --> 00:26:02,216 let's have a warm welcome for Aural Intensity! 581 00:26:02,217 --> 00:26:04,302 (Sonseed's "Jesus ls My Friend" begins) 582 00:26:06,755 --> 00:26:08,439 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪ 583 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,557 ♪ Jesus is my friend. ♪ 584 00:26:09,558 --> 00:26:11,275 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪ 585 00:26:11,276 --> 00:26:13,093 ♪ I have a friend in Jesus. ♪ 586 00:26:13,094 --> 00:26:14,228 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪ 587 00:26:14,229 --> 00:26:15,780 ♪ Jesus is my friend. ♪ 588 00:26:15,781 --> 00:26:18,449 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪ 589 00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:20,868 ♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ He taught me how to live ♪ 590 00:26:20,869 --> 00:26:22,102 ♪ my life as it should be. ♪ 591 00:26:22,103 --> 00:26:23,938 ♪ He taught me how to turn my cheek ♪ 592 00:26:23,939 --> 00:26:25,105 ♪ when people laugh at me. ♪ 593 00:26:25,106 --> 00:26:26,374 ♪ I've had friends before, ♪ 594 00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,609 ♪ and I can tell you that ♪ 595 00:26:28,610 --> 00:26:30,578 ♪ He's one who will never leave you flat. ♪ 596 00:26:30,579 --> 00:26:31,612 ♪ Hallelujah! ♪ 597 00:26:31,613 --> 00:26:33,381 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪ 598 00:26:33,382 --> 00:26:34,615 ♪ Jesus is my friend. ♪ 599 00:26:34,616 --> 00:26:37,952 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪ 600 00:26:37,953 --> 00:26:41,555 ♪ Friend of mine, friend of mine, friend of mine, whoo! ♪ 601 00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,591 (cheering and applause) 602 00:26:57,322 --> 00:26:59,857 Has anyone ever literally died on stage? 603 00:26:59,858 --> 00:27:02,693 Are you nervous? 604 00:27:02,694 --> 00:27:04,311 Please don't judge me. 605 00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:06,464 This is the first time I've had a solo 606 00:27:06,465 --> 00:27:08,449 in front of a competition audience. 607 00:27:08,450 --> 00:27:10,701 I have this nightmare that I'm going to forget the lyrics 608 00:27:10,702 --> 00:27:12,169 or I'm going to sing 609 00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:13,621 and nothing is going to come out. 610 00:27:13,622 --> 00:27:15,923 (chuckles) 611 00:27:15,924 --> 00:27:18,292 Okay, you can judge me. 612 00:27:18,293 --> 00:27:19,961 I think it's adorable. 613 00:27:19,962 --> 00:27:22,296 I think you're adorable, 614 00:27:22,297 --> 00:27:24,715 and the only people that are going to be dying tonight 615 00:27:24,716 --> 00:27:26,350 are the people in that audience, 616 00:27:26,351 --> 00:27:30,004 because you and I are going to kill this thing. 617 00:27:30,005 --> 00:27:32,139 - Come on, let's go. - ANNOUNCER: And now, from Westerville, Ohio, 618 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:35,226 the Dalton Academy Warblers! 619 00:27:35,227 --> 00:27:37,228 (applause) 620 00:27:40,015 --> 00:27:45,569 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo... ♪ 621 00:27:45,570 --> 00:27:49,240 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo... ♪ 622 00:27:49,241 --> 00:27:52,243 ♪ The power lines went out ♪ 623 00:27:52,244 --> 00:27:55,012 ♪ and I am all alone. ♪ 624 00:27:55,013 --> 00:27:57,498 ♪ But I don't really care at all. ♪ 625 00:27:57,499 --> 00:28:00,468 ♪ Not answering my phone. ♪ 626 00:28:00,469 --> 00:28:03,087 ♪ All the games you played, ♪ 627 00:28:03,088 --> 00:28:05,473 ♪ the promises you made. ♪ 628 00:28:05,474 --> 00:28:07,758 ♪ Couldn't finish what you started. ♪ 629 00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:11,929 ♪ Only darkness still remains. ♪ 630 00:28:11,930 --> 00:28:17,902 ♪ Lost sight, couldn't see ♪ 631 00:28:17,903 --> 00:28:20,938 ♪ when it was you and me. ♪ 632 00:28:20,939 --> 00:28:23,991 BOTH: ♪ Blow the candles out. ♪ 633 00:28:23,992 --> 00:28:27,661 ♪ Looks like a solo tonight. ♪ 634 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:32,016 ♪ I'm beginning to see the light. ♪ 635 00:28:32,017 --> 00:28:34,869 ♪ Blow the candles out. ♪ 636 00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:39,206 ♪ Looks like a solo tonight. ♪ 637 00:28:39,207 --> 00:28:43,210 ♪ But I think I'll be all right. ♪ 638 00:28:43,211 --> 00:28:48,466 ♪ One day, you will wake up ♪ 639 00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:53,420 ♪ with nothing but your sorrys. ♪ 640 00:28:53,421 --> 00:28:56,974 ♪ Someday... ♪ ♪ And someday ♪ 641 00:28:56,975 --> 00:28:58,692 ♪ you will get back ♪ 642 00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:05,366 ♪ everything you gave me... ♪ 643 00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:07,434 ♪ Blow the candles out. ♪ 644 00:29:07,435 --> 00:29:12,039 ♪ Looks like a solo tonight. ♪ 645 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:16,377 ♪ I'm beginning to see the light. ♪ 646 00:29:16,378 --> 00:29:18,562 ♪ Blow the candles out. ♪ ♪ Candles out... ♪ 647 00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:23,000 ♪ Looks like a solo tonight. ♪ ♪ Solo tonight... ♪ 648 00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:29,723 ♪ But I think I'll be all right. ♪ 649 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:33,010 (cheering and applause) 650 00:29:45,941 --> 00:29:47,691 ♪ Right, right, turn off the lights. ♪ 651 00:29:47,692 --> 00:29:49,276 ♪ We gonna lose our minds tonight. ♪ 652 00:29:49,277 --> 00:29:51,645 ♪ What's the dealie, yo? ♪ 653 00:29:51,646 --> 00:29:53,781 (Warblers vocalizing) 654 00:29:53,782 --> 00:29:55,416 ♪ I love when it's all too much. ♪ 655 00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:57,484 ♪ 5:00 a.m., turn the radio up. ♪ 656 00:29:57,485 --> 00:30:01,321 ♪ Where's the rock and roll? ♪ 657 00:30:01,322 --> 00:30:05,042 ♪ Party crasher, penny snatcher. ♪ 658 00:30:05,043 --> 00:30:08,762 ♪ Call me up if you are gangsta. ♪ 659 00:30:08,763 --> 00:30:12,967 ♪ Don't be fancy, just get dancey. ♪ 660 00:30:12,968 --> 00:30:15,836 ♪ Why so serious? ♪ 661 00:30:15,837 --> 00:30:17,337 ♪ So raise your glass ♪ 662 00:30:17,338 --> 00:30:20,340 ♪ if you are wrong in all the right ways. ♪ 663 00:30:20,341 --> 00:30:23,394 ♪ All my underdogs, ♪ 664 00:30:23,395 --> 00:30:25,146 ♪ we will never be, never be ♪ 665 00:30:25,147 --> 00:30:31,202 ♪ anything but loud and nitty-gritty dirty little freaks. ♪ 666 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:34,905 ♪ Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass? ♪ 667 00:30:34,906 --> 00:30:38,993 ♪ Just come on and come on and raise your glass. ♪ 668 00:30:38,994 --> 00:30:40,794 ♪ Raise your glass... ♪ 669 00:30:42,297 --> 00:30:45,583 ♪ So if you're too school for cool ♪ 670 00:30:45,584 --> 00:30:49,036 ♪ and you're treated like a fool... ♪ 671 00:30:49,037 --> 00:30:50,504 ♪ Like a fool... ♪ 672 00:30:50,505 --> 00:30:53,257 ♪ You could choose to let it go. ♪ 673 00:30:53,258 --> 00:30:54,308 ♪ Let it go... ♪ 674 00:30:54,309 --> 00:30:56,727 ♪ We can always, we can always ♪ 675 00:30:56,728 --> 00:31:00,064 ♪ party on our own. ♪ 676 00:31:00,065 --> 00:31:02,049 ♪ So raise your... ♪ 677 00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:05,519 ♪ So raise your glass if you are wrong ♪ 678 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,820 ♪ in all the right ways. ♪ 679 00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:09,106 ♪ All my underdogs, ♪ 680 00:31:09,107 --> 00:31:10,658 ♪ we will never be, never be ♪ 681 00:31:10,659 --> 00:31:16,730 ♪ anything but loud and nitty-gritty dirty little freaks. ♪ 682 00:31:16,731 --> 00:31:21,452 ♪ Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass for me? ♪ 683 00:31:21,453 --> 00:31:25,789 ♪ Just come on and come on and raise your glass... ♪ 684 00:31:25,790 --> 00:31:28,542 ♪ For me. ♪ (cheering and applause) 685 00:31:45,052 --> 00:31:47,036 Hey. 686 00:31:47,037 --> 00:31:48,254 Break a leg. 687 00:31:51,058 --> 00:31:53,809 Last time we were here, you told me you loved me. 688 00:31:57,797 --> 00:31:59,798 I really like your song. 689 00:31:59,799 --> 00:32:04,470 Listen carefully, because I mean every word of it. 690 00:32:04,471 --> 00:32:06,472 ANNOUNCER: And now, from William McKinley High 691 00:32:06,473 --> 00:32:10,226 in Lima, Ohio, the New Directions! 692 00:32:10,227 --> 00:32:12,244 (cheering and applause) 693 00:32:28,895 --> 00:32:31,547 (piano ballad playing) 694 00:32:37,471 --> 00:32:40,723 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 695 00:32:40,724 --> 00:32:43,392 ♪ I wish I could run ♪ 696 00:32:43,393 --> 00:32:49,065 ♪ away from this ship going under. ♪ 697 00:32:49,066 --> 00:32:51,951 ♪ Just trying to help, ♪ 698 00:32:51,952 --> 00:32:54,820 ♪ hurt everyone else, ♪ 699 00:32:54,821 --> 00:32:59,625 ♪ now I feel the weight of the world is ♪ 700 00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:05,164 ♪ on my shoulders. ♪ 701 00:33:05,165 --> 00:33:10,636 ♪ What can you do when your good isn't good enough ♪ 702 00:33:10,637 --> 00:33:16,041 ♪ and all that you touch tumbles down? ♪ 703 00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:22,231 ♪ 'Cause my best intentions keep making a mess of things. ♪ 704 00:33:22,232 --> 00:33:27,553 ♪ I just wanna fix it somehow. ♪ 705 00:33:27,554 --> 00:33:33,492 ♪ But how many times will it take? ♪ 706 00:33:33,493 --> 00:33:37,062 ♪ Oh, how many times will it take ♪ 707 00:33:37,063 --> 00:33:44,336 ♪ for me to get it right? ♪ 708 00:33:44,337 --> 00:33:49,074 ♪ To get it right? ♪ 709 00:33:49,075 --> 00:33:51,594 Oh, my God, they're doing original songs. 710 00:33:51,595 --> 00:33:57,683 ♪ Can I start again with my faith shaken? ♪ 711 00:33:57,684 --> 00:34:03,606 ♪ 'Cause I can't go back and undo this. ♪ 712 00:34:03,607 --> 00:34:09,311 ♪ I just have to stay and face my mistakes. ♪ 713 00:34:09,312 --> 00:34:13,616 ♪ But if I get stronger and wiser, ♪ 714 00:34:13,617 --> 00:34:19,371 ♪ I'll get through this. ♪ 715 00:34:19,372 --> 00:34:25,211 ♪ What can you do when your good isn't good enough ♪ 716 00:34:25,212 --> 00:34:30,282 ♪ and all that you touch tumbles down? ♪ 717 00:34:30,283 --> 00:34:35,805 ♪ But how many times will it take? ♪ 718 00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:47,132 ♪ Oh, how many times will it take for me to get it right? ♪ 719 00:34:48,602 --> 00:34:52,137 ♪ So I throw up my fists, ♪ 720 00:34:52,138 --> 00:34:55,140 ♪ throw a punch in the air ♪ 721 00:34:55,141 --> 00:35:00,812 ♪ and accept the truth that sometimes life isn't fair. ♪ 722 00:35:00,813 --> 00:35:03,165 ♪ Yeah, I'll send out a wish. ♪ 723 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:06,652 ♪ Yeah, I'll send up a prayer. ♪ 724 00:35:06,653 --> 00:35:14,043 ♪ Then finally someone will see how much I care... ♪ 725 00:35:14,044 --> 00:35:19,632 ♪ What can you do when your good isn't good enough? ♪ 726 00:35:19,633 --> 00:35:24,970 ♪ and all that you touch tumbles down? ♪ 727 00:35:24,971 --> 00:35:30,809 ♪ Oh, my best intentions keep making a mess of things. ♪ 728 00:35:30,810 --> 00:35:36,148 ♪ I just wanna fix it somehow. ♪ 729 00:35:36,149 --> 00:35:41,704 ♪ But how many times will it take? ♪ 730 00:35:41,705 --> 00:35:48,410 ♪ Oh, how many times will it take ♪ 731 00:35:48,411 --> 00:35:54,366 ♪ to get it right? ♪ 732 00:35:54,367 --> 00:36:01,540 ♪ To get it right? ♪ 733 00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:05,644 (loud applause and cheering) 734 00:36:11,184 --> 00:36:15,521 Ladies and gentlemen, we're the New Directions! 735 00:36:15,522 --> 00:36:18,991 (cheering swells) 736 00:36:18,992 --> 00:36:22,394 (guitars play upbeat rock intro) 737 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:31,670 ♪ Yeah, you may think that I'm a zero. ♪ 738 00:36:31,671 --> 00:36:36,742 ♪ But hey, everyone you wanna be probably started off like me. ♪ 739 00:36:36,743 --> 00:36:40,912 ♪ You may say that I'm a freak show. ♪ I don't care. 740 00:36:40,913 --> 00:36:43,933 ♪ But hey, give it just a little time. ♪ 741 00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:46,218 ♪ I bet you're gonna change your mind. ♪ 742 00:36:46,219 --> 00:36:51,056 ♪ All of the dirt you've been throwing my way, ♪ 743 00:36:51,057 --> 00:36:53,192 ♪ it ain't so hard to take. ♪ 744 00:36:53,193 --> 00:36:54,777 ♪ That's right. ♪ 745 00:36:54,778 --> 00:37:00,065 ♪ 'Cause I know one day you'll be screaming my name, ♪ 746 00:37:00,066 --> 00:37:02,451 ♪ and I'll just look away. ♪ (cheering) 747 00:37:02,452 --> 00:37:04,403 ♪ That's right. ♪ Whoo! 748 00:37:04,404 --> 00:37:06,789 ♪ Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth ♪ 749 00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:09,041 ♪ so everyone can hear. ♪ 750 00:37:09,042 --> 00:37:11,076 ♪ Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down. ♪ 751 00:37:11,077 --> 00:37:12,911 ♪ Baby, I don't care. ♪ 752 00:37:12,912 --> 00:37:16,165 ♪ Keep it up and soon enough you'll figure out ♪ 753 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:17,967 ♪ you wanna be... ♪ 754 00:37:17,968 --> 00:37:22,721 ♪ You wanna be a loser like me. ♪ 755 00:37:22,722 --> 00:37:24,390 (rhythmic clapping) 756 00:37:24,391 --> 00:37:27,292 ♪ A loser like me. ♪ 757 00:37:27,293 --> 00:37:30,262 ♪ Push me up against the locker, ♪ 758 00:37:30,263 --> 00:37:33,932 ♪ and hey, all I do is shake it off. ♪ 759 00:37:33,933 --> 00:37:35,801 ♪ I'll get you back when I'm your boss. ♪ 760 00:37:35,802 --> 00:37:40,155 ♪ I'm not thinking 'bout you haters, ♪ 761 00:37:40,156 --> 00:37:43,275 ♪ 'Cause hey, I could be a superstar. ♪ 762 00:37:43,276 --> 00:37:44,810 ♪ I'll see you when you wash my car. ♪ 763 00:37:44,811 --> 00:37:50,332 ♪ All of the dirt you've been throwing my way, ♪ 764 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,484 ♪ it ain't so hard to take. ♪ 765 00:37:52,485 --> 00:37:54,003 ♪ That's right. ♪ 766 00:37:54,004 --> 00:37:59,375 ♪ 'Cause I know one day you'll be screaming my name, ♪ 767 00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:01,427 ♪ and I'll just look away. ♪ 768 00:38:01,428 --> 00:38:02,928 ♪ That's right. ♪ (cheering) 769 00:38:02,929 --> 00:38:05,831 ♪ Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth ♪ 770 00:38:05,832 --> 00:38:07,349 ♪ so everyone can hear. ♪ 771 00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:10,469 ♪ Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down. ♪ 772 00:38:10,470 --> 00:38:12,021 ♪ Baby, I don't care. ♪ 773 00:38:12,022 --> 00:38:14,857 ♪ Keep it up and soon enough you'll figure out ♪ 774 00:38:14,858 --> 00:38:17,276 ♪ you wanna be... ♪ 775 00:38:17,277 --> 00:38:21,680 ♪ You wanna be a loser like me. ♪ 776 00:38:21,681 --> 00:38:24,233 ♪ Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth ♪ 777 00:38:24,234 --> 00:38:25,684 ♪ so everyone can hear. ♪ 778 00:38:25,685 --> 00:38:28,487 ♪ Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down. ♪ 779 00:38:28,488 --> 00:38:30,021 ♪ Baby, I don't care. ♪ 780 00:38:30,022 --> 00:38:32,741 ♪ Keep it up and soon enough you'll figure out ♪ 781 00:38:32,742 --> 00:38:35,327 ♪ you wanna be... ♪ 782 00:38:35,328 --> 00:38:39,498 ♪ You wanna be a loser like me. ♪ 783 00:38:39,499 --> 00:38:42,551 ♪ A loser like me. ♪ 784 00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:44,837 ♪ A loser like me. ♪ 785 00:38:44,838 --> 00:38:46,705 (loud applause) 786 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:58,319 Before we start, I would like to say I am not a witch. 787 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,305 But, um, I think it's fair to ask. 788 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,408 Do we have written proof that these kids were born 789 00:39:03,409 --> 00:39:04,659 in the United States of America? 790 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:07,061 For a nun, I'm pretty liberal. 791 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:10,815 But I'm barely a nun. 792 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:13,484 In fact, I just joined because I needed a place to live. 793 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,003 Bless you! 794 00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:17,822 The convent is the one place I knew I could stay off the pole. 795 00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:20,157 But my question is this. 796 00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,159 That Dalton Academy... Is it a gay school, 797 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,379 or is it just a school that appears gay? 798 00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:28,216 Could I add a dash of Rod to this lady soup? 799 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,970 My hairdresser is a gay, 800 00:39:31,971 --> 00:39:34,806 and for fifteen years, he's been with his partner, 801 00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,841 also a hairdresser. 802 00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:39,360 I see no reason why they shouldn't be allowed to marry 803 00:39:39,361 --> 00:39:41,012 and raise a family of beautiful wigs. 804 00:39:41,013 --> 00:39:43,448 I liked the duet the two boys from Dalton sang. 805 00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:44,649 Oh, boys shouldn't do a duet. 806 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:46,851 The last thing we need to do is send a message 807 00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,821 to children that "gay is okay." 808 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,990 It is not a legitimate lifestyle, 809 00:39:51,991 --> 00:39:54,292 and last time I checked, it's not in the Constitution. 810 00:39:54,293 --> 00:39:57,028 - What about that song about Jesus? - Well, that should win. 811 00:39:57,029 --> 00:39:58,863 Uh, uh, uh. No, no, no, no. 812 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,665 Now, that is just cheap pandering. 813 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:03,334 I didn't even like to be pandered to when I was a stripper! 814 00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:05,386 Those New Directions had it going on. 815 00:40:05,387 --> 00:40:08,056 - Those songs were fresh. - Those songs were terrible. 816 00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:09,891 I am sorry, but I'm a politician, 817 00:40:09,892 --> 00:40:11,659 and when I lost my last election... 818 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,878 and there will be a recount... I didn't go around singing 819 00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,596 about being a loser. 820 00:40:15,597 --> 00:40:17,765 I Twittered that Obama is a terrorist. 821 00:40:17,766 --> 00:40:20,101 - Oh, no, you didn't! - I had to. It's a fact. 822 00:40:20,102 --> 00:40:22,937 - Oh, oh, gee. - Okay, ladies, I've heard enough. 823 00:40:22,938 --> 00:40:24,772 Let's... vote. 824 00:40:24,773 --> 00:40:27,442 ANNOUNCER: And now, to announce our winner, 825 00:40:27,443 --> 00:40:30,611 Lieutenant Governor Stevens' wife, Carla Turlington-Stevens! 826 00:40:30,612 --> 00:40:32,613 (applause) 827 00:40:37,252 --> 00:40:40,738 My husband is verbally abusive, 828 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:43,341 and I have been drinking since noon. 829 00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:48,245 (microphone feedback squealing) 830 00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:53,101 I'm bored. Let's just see who won, huh? 831 00:40:59,274 --> 00:41:01,526 The New Directions! 832 00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:03,728 You're going to Nationals in New York! 833 00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:09,150 (applause and cheering) 834 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:40,965 (birds singing) 835 00:41:42,401 --> 00:41:44,402 KURT: Farewell, sweet prince. 836 00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:47,572 BLAINE: I'm so sorry, Kurt. 837 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:50,108 I know this is really upsetting for you. 838 00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:53,828 It reminds you of your mom's funeral, doesn't it? 839 00:41:53,829 --> 00:41:56,147 (sniffles) 840 00:41:56,148 --> 00:41:57,698 The casket was bigger, 841 00:41:57,699 --> 00:42:00,535 but yes. 842 00:42:00,536 --> 00:42:03,004 It's not just that, though. 843 00:42:03,005 --> 00:42:05,456 Honestly, I'm upset that we lost at Regionals. 844 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:08,176 Well, the competition season's over, 845 00:42:08,177 --> 00:42:10,178 but we'll still get to perform. 846 00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:12,496 We do nursing home shows all the time. 847 00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:15,466 And do you know how many Gaps there are in Ohio? 848 00:42:15,467 --> 00:42:17,535 Tons. 849 00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:20,888 Yeah, I just really... really wanted to win. 850 00:42:20,889 --> 00:42:23,474 You did win. 851 00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:27,028 So did I. 852 00:42:27,029 --> 00:42:30,198 We got each other out of all this. 853 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:32,116 That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think? 854 00:42:38,874 --> 00:42:40,842 I'll show you the video when you get home. 855 00:42:40,843 --> 00:42:42,860 Have fun in the sweat lodge. 856 00:42:44,546 --> 00:42:45,863 Namaste to you, too. 857 00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:47,131 Okay. Bye. 858 00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,417 Ms. Holliday sends her best, and can't wait 859 00:42:49,418 --> 00:42:50,868 to congratulate you all in person 860 00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,303 when she gets back from her meditation retreat. 861 00:42:52,304 --> 00:42:55,006 Now, we all know that winning Regionals 862 00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:57,341 was a team effort, and Nationals isn't going to be any different. 863 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,926 But like in sports, 864 00:42:58,927 --> 00:43:01,229 every winning team has a player that rises above 865 00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:03,564 to help carry their teammates to victory... The MVP. 866 00:43:03,565 --> 00:43:07,218 And I would like to start a tradition of honoring that player 867 00:43:07,219 --> 00:43:08,886 after every one of our competitions. 868 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,571 So, per a unanimous vote 869 00:43:10,572 --> 00:43:14,742 by all of you, our Regionals MVP is... 870 00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:17,111 Miss Rachel Berry! 871 00:43:17,112 --> 00:43:18,395 (cheering) 872 00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:19,914 WILL: Come on up. 873 00:43:19,915 --> 00:43:21,282 Yeah! 874 00:43:21,283 --> 00:43:22,783 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 875 00:43:22,784 --> 00:43:25,586 - If I could just say a few words? - Sure. 876 00:43:25,587 --> 00:43:28,289 And here she goes, making me regret voting for her. 877 00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:30,675 Well, first of all, I just want to say 878 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:32,593 how amazing the song you guys wrote was. 879 00:43:32,594 --> 00:43:33,878 I... I was so inspired. 880 00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:36,597 You know, it's... It's funny. 881 00:43:36,598 --> 00:43:39,133 I've won a lot of trophies before for singing competitions 882 00:43:39,134 --> 00:43:40,301 and dancing competitions, 883 00:43:40,302 --> 00:43:42,586 but I've always felt like the girl 884 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,272 who never gets the brass ring. 885 00:43:46,141 --> 00:43:48,425 And maybe I never will. 886 00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:52,813 But today and at Regionals, 887 00:43:52,814 --> 00:43:55,399 the way you guys believed in me 888 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,452 and... took a chance with me... 889 00:43:58,453 --> 00:44:02,073 All I've ever wanted was to feel special 890 00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:05,776 and to feel chosen, and I just, um... 891 00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:08,629 I wanted to thank you guys so much for giving me that. 892 00:44:08,630 --> 00:44:11,115 So... That's all. 893 00:44:11,116 --> 00:44:12,750 OTHERS: MVP! 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