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Shalom, blogosphere.
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Jacob Ben Israel here
at McKinley High.
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"Sudden Death"
big stakes senior year-
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who will succeed
and who will fail?
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Finn Hudson,
mediocre quarterback,
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mediocre Glee Club lead.
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What do you want to be
when you grow up?
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Me? Uh...
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Yeah, I have plans.
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Um...
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My mom still hasn't decided
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if I'm going to Harvard
or Stanford yet.
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And where are you applying?
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I'm not.
I'm only a junior.
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Senior, junior, junior.
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Hello.
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Huh. I thought
you were a senior.
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Optical illusion.
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The chair adds a year.
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Uh...
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♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, you ♪
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♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me... ♪
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I'm glad you asked.
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This year we'll
both be applying
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to a New York-based
performing arts school-
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Juilliard.
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We'll get an eclectic
little apartment
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on the Lower East Side...
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Think Bette and Barbara
Hershey in Beaches,
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pre-cardiomyopathy.
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I'll originate a role
in a new Sondheim musical;
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Tony by 25.
Married by 3
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♪ Leg-a-lly! ♪
Broadway, Lincoln Center,
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West End, a tasteful
HBO miniseries.
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It's all right here
in my planner, you see?
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Twitter says you're officially
dating Sam Evans,
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AKA Trouty Mouth,
AKA Hobo McBieber.
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Honey, that is so June.
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Yeah, Sam and I dated, but
his dad got a job out of state.
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But I'm gonna give
you an exclusive: Ooh.
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There's a new man
in Mercedes' life now,
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and he's my future plans.
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I'm not your only
your future plans, baby.
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You're gonna be a star,
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and when you graduate
and win that first Grammy,
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we're gonna make
beautiful cocoa babies.
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Ooh, baby, how you talk.
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Senior year is all about
being the Cheerios! top 'ho
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and modeling my fierceness
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after my numero uno
Latina: Paula Abdul.
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Paula Abdul is an Arab.
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Hey, has anyone seen
Quinn Fabray?
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Hi.
Hi.
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Ooh, Brittany, what are
your plans for the future?
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Wait.
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Are you working
on a time machine, too?
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I'm really excited
about this year.
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Okay... cool.
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The truth is, I have no idea
what I'm doing.
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I look around, and everyone
knows where they're headed
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or at least what they want.
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I'm lost.
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It's like I can't even
remember who I am anymore.
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Hey!
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Taste the rainbow,
glee-yatch!
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Now I remember.
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Synced By YesCool
www. addic7ed. com
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Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
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Guess who woke up
right before I did?
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I haven't
brushed yet.
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Mr. Shue, why are
all of our trophies
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in the middle
of the room?
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I was sure that our Nationals
trophy would grow during the summer.
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I want this image burned
into your mind.
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This is what the difference
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between first
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and 12th place looks like.
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It's also what it feels like.
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Are you planning on bumming
us out all year long? No.
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I'm planning on
pushing you harder
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than you've ever
been pushed.
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We made it to Nationals
last year.
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This year, I'm not going to let
anything or anyone
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stop us from winning it all;
I let you down last year.
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I lost focus, let some Broadway
pipe dream get in the way.
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And we're really sorry
that the guy who replaced you
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in April Rhodes' musical
won the Tony.
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I mean, I can only
imagine your regret.
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Yeah, you
know what I regret?
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Being the laughingstock
of the show choir world.
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And that's saying something.
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Mercedes has a point.
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Finn and Rachel's
"The Kiss That Missed"
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already has 20,000
views on YouTube,
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and the comments section
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is just full of
pithy banter like
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"Why is that T Rex
eating the Jew?"
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How many times do we have to
apologize? Yeah. No more apologies.
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The school hates us
even more now.
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Which is why we have to work
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even harder this year
to recruit new members.
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We're three men down.
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Yeah, only because Puckerman
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couldn't convince Zizes to stay.
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What we had was hot, but after
the debacle of Nationals,
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the Glee Club is not,
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and my cool factor
can't withstand it,
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all right?
My rep is in free fall.
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Oh, don't be sad.
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We'll always have Subway.
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She's the one that got away-
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really, really slowly.
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Where's Quinn?
MIA.
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No one's heard from her.
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It's sad; I miss her.
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No one is going to join,
Mr. Shue.
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They will.
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All they need is a
little inspiration-
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and I happen to have some,
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courtesy of Al Motta
of Motta's Pianos.
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Bring 'em in, guys!
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You guys are going
to love this.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Okay, if there are
purple pianos
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involved in this,
I am on board.
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These pianos were repossessed
from foreclosed homes.
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They're cast-offs,
just like all of us.
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Used, in need of repairs.
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But they're still capable
of making beautiful music.
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Right. So Mr. Motta,
as a lover of the arts,
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agreed to donate them to Glee.
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I fixed them up,
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painted them purple,
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and The Purple Piano Project
was born.
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Now, I'm going to be placing
these grapey uprights randomly
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throughout the school,
and whenever you see one,
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no matter what you're doing,
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I want you to sing a song.
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Now, use this assignment
to attract kids
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who are just like you-
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kids who can't
keep the music inside.
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Those are the kinds of additions
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that we need
to win it all this year.
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Now, for many of you,
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this is your last year.
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Let's make it special.
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We have an important
announcement to make.
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I thought this day might come.
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Really, this is the only
dating combination
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that the Glee Club hasn't tried.
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We're not dating.
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Kurt and I will be auditioning
for Juilliard,
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the nation's premiere
performing arts school.
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That's a very good plan, guys.
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It's fabulous.
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Except Juilliard doesn't have
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a musical theatre department.
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Wait, what?
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Have you guys thought about
somewhere closer to home?
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Kent State has a wonderful
musical theatre program
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and a macabre backstory,
so if you're having a bad day
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or if you don't get the lead
in a musical, you can say
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to yourselves, "You know what?
Things really could be worse. "
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No... No, thank you.
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No one ever became a star
by playing it safe.
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We're going to New York.
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We are. I think I have
the school for you.
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NYADA?
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New York Academy
for the Dramatic Arts.
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US News and World Report
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ranked them the number one
college in the nation
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for musical theatre.
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It's really competitive,
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They only take about
20 students a year,
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but they do a regular mixer
for prospective students,
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and this year,
the Midwest's top talent
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is rubbing elbows at the Dayton
Doubletree on Thursday night.
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You could go and check
out the competish!
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Yay! Yay, college!
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The poll numbers
are in, Coach.
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Close the door.
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Becky, the special election
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to fill Ken "Heart Attack"
Weigand's congressional seat
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is in two months, and I am
in ninth place at six percent,
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well behind "Undecided,"
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that rapist running
from prison,
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and "I don't care, please don't
call me during dinner. "
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I thought the people wanted a
candidate who was for something.
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That's why I took that
pro-deportation stance.
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But the people are angry.
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They want a candidate
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who's against something.
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What about toast?
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Bread's already been baked.
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I don't get why you
need to cook it again.
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Tsk. Oh, Becky, your
twisted genius excites me.
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That said, I'm on the
precipice of doom.
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I need to find something
everyone hates.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I just realized that song
might be the national anthem
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from whatever country
you're from.
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That's really offensive.
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You know, I was really humbled
when your Glee Club
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made my sister's funeral
so very touching!
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In fact, I was so moved that
I have spent the entire year
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being nothing but kind
to you people.
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Today's only
the second day of school.
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You have no right to disturb
the learning environment
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of this school by playing
your jangly national anthem
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on Liberace's piano.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I have no idea who you are.
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I'm Nancy Bletheim.
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I teach geometry.
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I've been teaching
here for 42 years.
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So awkward.
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Those artsy kids, they think
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they can get away with anything.
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People who call
themselves "artists"
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think the rules don't
apply to them.
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It's so arrogant.
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Bless you, Sue Sylvester.
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You got my vote.
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You're quiet.
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No. I'm being
passive-aggressive.
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You promised that by
the first day of school,
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you'd make a decision.
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And yet, there you
sit, cute as ever,
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but still in your
Warblers blazer.
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I can't just bail
on the Warblers.
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Those guys are my friends.
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Okay, all right, fine.
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One final sales pitch,
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and then we can talk about
making over Nancy Grace.
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Okay.
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If you stay at Dalton,
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you and I are competitors.
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That's true.
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And I'm just not sure
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that our budding love
can survive that.
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Let me get this straight.
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I have to transfer
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because you're
just afraid that
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I'm going to beat
you at Sectionals?
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No, I'm afraid that I'm going
to beat you. Ooh, ooh, yeah.
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And I know what that
does to you when I win.
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Look, I mean,
honestly, I-I just...
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I just want to see you more.
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Yeah, I want my senior
year to be magic,
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and the only way
that's gonna happen
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is if I get to spend every
minute of every day with you.
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Senior year,
and I've finally found myself.
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I'm not sure what
the tipping point was-
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dyeing my hair,
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the nose ring,
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00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:41,641
my ironic tattoo
of Ryan Seacrest-
258
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but one thing I know,
I'm never going back.
259
00:09:45,596 --> 00:09:48,097
Quinn, look, this is our
senior year, and, frankly,
260
00:09:48,148 --> 00:09:50,149
being on the Cheerios!
isn't the same without you.
261
00:09:50,234 --> 00:09:53,453
You guys are such suckers for
going back to Coach Sylvester.
262
00:09:53,537 --> 00:09:56,289
Come on, screw her.
This is for us.
263
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We could win two national
championships this year.
264
00:09:58,492 --> 00:10:00,093
We joined the Cheerios!
together,
265
00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,895
we joined Glee Club together,
266
00:10:01,962 --> 00:10:03,530
we all slept with Puckerman
the same year.
267
00:10:03,597 --> 00:10:05,131
Mm-hmm. We're like besties for life.
268
00:10:05,199 --> 00:10:06,900
Yeah. Come on, Quinn.
269
00:10:06,967 --> 00:10:09,068
You know, we used to be like
the Three Musketeers,
270
00:10:09,136 --> 00:10:11,704
and now Santana and I
are like Almond Joy,
271
00:10:11,772 --> 00:10:14,107
and you're like a Jolly Rancher
that fell in the ashtray.
272
00:10:14,174 --> 00:10:16,342
You guys never understood
the pressure I was under.
273
00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:17,577
It sucked.
274
00:10:17,645 --> 00:10:19,112
I'm not interested
in the boys
275
00:10:19,179 --> 00:10:21,681
or the makeup
or the polyester outfits.
276
00:10:21,749 --> 00:10:24,517
Look, I've got a bar of soap
and a bottle of peroxide
277
00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:27,353
with your name on it
in my locker.
278
00:10:27,421 --> 00:10:30,757
Come on, Quinn, you can't
break up the unholy trinity.
279
00:10:30,824 --> 00:10:32,058
People grow apart.
280
00:10:32,126 --> 00:10:34,260
Deal with it.
281
00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:38,197
I've got new friends now, and
they accept me for who I am.
282
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,584
We call ourselves "The Skanks. "
283
00:10:41,652 --> 00:10:42,452
I'm Sheila.
284
00:10:42,519 --> 00:10:43,419
I'm Ronnie.
285
00:10:43,487 --> 00:10:44,921
They call me "The Mack"
286
00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:47,056
because I like to make out
with truckers at the rest stop.
287
00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,458
It's kind of
a double meaning thing.
288
00:10:48,525 --> 00:10:49,892
I once ate cat poo.
289
00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:54,597
Hey, Quinn.
290
00:10:54,665 --> 00:10:56,266
Hello... Skanks.
291
00:10:57,534 --> 00:10:59,402
Your friend stinks
of soap, Quinn.
292
00:11:00,971 --> 00:11:03,439
We were friends once.
293
00:11:03,507 --> 00:11:04,707
Okay? And maybe
when you cut off
294
00:11:04,775 --> 00:11:06,209
all your hair last
year and thought it
295
00:11:06,277 --> 00:11:07,710
would solve all your problems,
I should have spoken up.
296
00:11:07,778 --> 00:11:09,012
Maybe when you dropped out
297
00:11:09,079 --> 00:11:10,546
of society this summer
and started dating
298
00:11:10,614 --> 00:11:12,081
that 40-year-old skateboarder,
I should have said...
299
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,816
I'm not coming back
to Glee Club.
300
00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:15,585
We need you. O-O-Okay?
301
00:11:15,653 --> 00:11:18,187
Have you seen those-those
purple pianos around school?
302
00:11:18,238 --> 00:11:20,790
We're planning this... this big,
you know, recruiting number,
303
00:11:20,857 --> 00:11:23,159
and it's going to be a tribute
to the Go-Go's.
304
00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:25,328
I mean, who doesn't
love the Go-Go's?
305
00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,963
I prefer the Bangles.
306
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:28,414
Okay.
307
00:11:28,499 --> 00:11:30,199
We need your...
308
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:33,136
your tremulous alto and your
Belinda Carlisle glamour.
309
00:11:33,203 --> 00:11:34,554
I'll give you ten bucks
if you let me
310
00:11:34,638 --> 00:11:35,555
beat her up
for you, Quinn.
311
00:11:35,623 --> 00:11:37,540
I'm sorry you're so sad, Quinn.
312
00:11:37,591 --> 00:11:39,709
And... maybe you're not
going to believe me
313
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,260
because we were
never really close,
314
00:11:41,345 --> 00:11:43,563
but I'm sad not seeing
you in the choir room.
315
00:11:43,647 --> 00:11:46,516
And we've all been
through so much together.
316
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:49,268
We're a family, and this is
our year to get it right.
317
00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:52,322
We would love to have you
back in the Glee Club
318
00:11:52,389 --> 00:11:54,324
whenever you're ready.
319
00:11:54,391 --> 00:11:56,225
Okay?
320
00:11:58,278 --> 00:12:00,396
...making it the zoo's
bloodiest weekend
321
00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:02,415
in over six years.
322
00:12:02,499 --> 00:12:05,901
That's what I call
"panda-monium. "
323
00:12:05,953 --> 00:12:08,204
Now let's hitch a ride
over to Sue's Corner
324
00:12:08,255 --> 00:12:10,089
with congressional candidate
Sue Sylvester.
325
00:12:10,174 --> 00:12:12,091
Take it away, Sue.
326
00:12:14,044 --> 00:12:17,213
Western Ohio, ever since
the start of my campaign
327
00:12:17,264 --> 00:12:20,767
to replace Ken "My Heart Stopped
Beating and I Died" Weigand,
328
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:23,085
I've been trying to be positive.
329
00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:25,788
Well, you know what, Fourth
Congressional District?
330
00:12:25,856 --> 00:12:28,608
Unless it's a day she's
being screened for hepatitis,
331
00:12:28,692 --> 00:12:30,610
this gal's not positive.
332
00:12:30,694 --> 00:12:33,363
And you know what's
getting me down, Western Ohio?
333
00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:36,282
The arts in public schools.
334
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:39,268
Why? Because America is failing.
335
00:12:39,319 --> 00:12:42,438
China is on our ass, people.
336
00:12:42,489 --> 00:12:45,941
This isn't the 1960s anymore,
when jobs were plentiful.
337
00:12:45,993 --> 00:12:48,277
And it's not personal,
Will Schuester.
338
00:12:48,328 --> 00:12:52,165
The arts are expensive,
and we can't afford it anymore.
339
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,716
That's why, tonight,
340
00:12:53,784 --> 00:12:56,085
I'm making a pledge,
Fourth Congressional District.
341
00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:59,088
If you honor me by electing me
your representative,
342
00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:02,291
I will suspend all public school
arts programs,
343
00:13:02,342 --> 00:13:03,459
and reject all You've
got to be kidding me.
344
00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,511
federal and state
funding for the arts
345
00:13:05,596 --> 00:13:09,965
until every single student
reads at or above grade level.
346
00:13:10,017 --> 00:13:11,067
Until then, parents,
347
00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:12,802
if you'd like your teenager
348
00:13:12,853 --> 00:13:15,137
to join the Glee Club
or play a doorman
349
00:13:15,189 --> 00:13:17,473
in a boring four-hour play
about what it's like
350
00:13:17,524 --> 00:13:19,642
to be a middle-aged
gay New Yorker,
351
00:13:19,693 --> 00:13:22,144
feel free to pay for it
yourself.
352
00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:23,979
But until Ohio's kids
353
00:13:24,031 --> 00:13:27,250
can compete again, it won't be
on the taxpayer dime.
354
00:13:28,031 --> 00:13:31,191
And that's how Sue... sees it.
355
00:13:35,407 --> 00:13:37,024
She can't do this!
356
00:13:37,075 --> 00:13:40,077
William, it's important you
don't take this so personally.
357
00:13:40,162 --> 00:13:42,280
First of all, Sue,
you ruined a piece
358
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,981
of private property.
Allegedly.
359
00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:46,200
Also, you got
your facts all wrong.
360
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:48,068
The arts help kids
do better in school.
361
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,288
Kids in the arts
record the lowest instance
362
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,572
of substance abuse.
363
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,257
Tell that to Janis Joplin.
364
00:13:53,342 --> 00:13:55,376
So you see, Sue,
I do take this personally.
365
00:13:55,427 --> 00:13:56,911
You're not just threatening
an arts program.
366
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,346
You're threatening
my livelihood.
367
00:13:58,413 --> 00:13:59,914
I need job security.
368
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,265
I'm in a
relationship now.
369
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,967
I- I'm... I'm thinking
about starting a family.
370
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,519
Oh, how is it going
with Emma?
371
00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:05,520
I'm sure everything
in the bedroom
372
00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:06,921
is just completely normal.
373
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,356
Yes!
374
00:14:08,423 --> 00:14:10,107
No. It's so frustrating.
375
00:14:10,192 --> 00:14:12,310
I get the green light,
and then the...
376
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,478
the red light comes just
as quickly. William...
377
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,430
allow me to ladle you
378
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,817
a piping hot bowl
of "this is how it is. "
379
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,869
I'm done squabbling
with you, okay?
380
00:14:21,937 --> 00:14:23,437
I'm on the
national stage
381
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,940
in the white-hot stare
of the public eye.
382
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,792
You know, ever since
my "Sue's Corner" last night,
383
00:14:27,876 --> 00:14:29,460
I've made tremendous gains
in the polls,
384
00:14:29,545 --> 00:14:30,828
and I'm neck and neck
385
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,496
with that rapist
running from prison.
386
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,615
So I got bigger
fish to fry
387
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,450
than you and your
little Glee Club.
388
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,319
So truce for now,
macaroni hair.
389
00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:40,137
Oh, and William,
390
00:14:40,222 --> 00:14:43,341
just know,
if you do anything to derail
391
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:46,510
my bullet train to power,
I'll destroy you.
392
00:14:48,564 --> 00:14:51,349
Ladies, I put plastic
on your chairs
393
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,568
in anticipation
of this announcement,
394
00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:56,854
so feel free to wet yourselves
with excitement.
395
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,407
You are my Cheerio co-captains.
396
00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,025
What?!
Wait. Co-captains?
397
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,827
With... No. No way. Uh-uh.
398
00:15:02,911 --> 00:15:04,245
I can't work with her!
399
00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:05,830
Nah, nah, nah, see,
let me tell you how this
400
00:15:05,914 --> 00:15:06,981
gon' be, if I may.
401
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,165
When I look
at a person,
402
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,600
I don't see someone
who looks a certain way
403
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,535
or has this or that amount
of chromosomes.
404
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,954
I just see someone
405
00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:14,488
who I may or may not
have to destroy.
406
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,940
So if you ever
tell me
407
00:15:16,008 --> 00:15:18,125
what to do, I will end you.
408
00:15:18,176 --> 00:15:19,794
Bring it, sandbags!
409
00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:22,346
Ladies, I am aroused.
410
00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:25,349
However, we have
a more pressing issue at hand.
411
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:29,804
There are purple pianos
polluting this school,
412
00:15:29,855 --> 00:15:32,189
and I will seem weak
413
00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:34,976
if it appears I cannot control
my own workspace.
414
00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:38,312
I want you to track down those
pianos, take care of them.
415
00:15:38,363 --> 00:15:41,232
Make it look like an accident.
416
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,819
Santana, you like
playing both sides.
417
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:46,570
Isn't that right?
418
00:15:46,638 --> 00:15:49,323
What team you playing
for this year?
419
00:15:49,374 --> 00:15:51,309
Losers or the winners?
420
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,296
Team Sue.
421
00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:57,415
Glad to hear it.
422
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,221
Why are you guys ignoring
Mr. Schuester's assignment?
423
00:16:04,306 --> 00:16:05,389
Wait, is there
424
00:16:05,474 --> 00:16:06,540
a purple piano
in here?
425
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,675
Wow. How did any
of us miss that?
426
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:09,260
Okay.
We have to do the number.
427
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,261
Okay?
428
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,712
We have to survive lunch.
429
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,347
It's not fair that Mr. Shue
put the piano in here.
430
00:16:13,398 --> 00:16:14,882
It's too much pressure.
431
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,234
I agree. That is like wearing
a red dress to a bullfight.
432
00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:18,886
The point of the assignment
was to find people
433
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,104
who couldn't help
but join, okay?
434
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,605
The more people
that we sing in front of,
435
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,074
the more chances we have
of getting one.
436
00:16:23,158 --> 00:16:24,909
Okay?
It's simple mathematics.
437
00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:26,077
Which I stopped attending
years ago.
438
00:16:26,161 --> 00:16:28,195
No, no, hold on.
Rachel's right.
439
00:16:28,246 --> 00:16:29,280
How's anyone
supposed to believe
440
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,665
we can go
to Nationals if we
441
00:16:30,732 --> 00:16:31,749
don't even believe in ourselves?
442
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,400
Thank you.
443
00:16:44,346 --> 00:16:47,548
♪ See the people
walking down the street ♪
444
00:16:47,599 --> 00:16:51,352
♪ Fall in line just watching
all their feet ♪
445
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:53,888
♪ They don't know
where they wanna go ♪
446
00:16:53,939 --> 00:16:55,639
♪ They're walking in time ♪
447
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:59,393
♪ And they got the beat,
they got the beat ♪
448
00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:01,612
♪ They got the beat ♪
449
00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:04,031
♪ Yeah, they got the beat ♪
450
00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:09,653
♪ All the kids just
getting out of school ♪
451
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:13,624
♪ They can't wait
to hang out and be cool ♪
452
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:15,826
♪ Hang around till
quarter after 12:00 ♪
453
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:18,212
♪ That's when we fall in line ♪
454
00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:21,465
♪ They got the beat,
they got the beat ♪
455
00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,417
♪ Kids got the beat ♪
456
00:17:23,468 --> 00:17:26,954
♪ Yeah, kids got the beat ♪
457
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,742
♪ Go-go music
really makes us dance ♪
458
00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:51,328
♪ Do the pony,
puts us in a trance ♪
459
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:53,748
♪ Do Watusi,
just give us a chance ♪
460
00:17:53,815 --> 00:17:56,367
♪ That's when we fall in line ♪
461
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,453
♪ 'Cause we got the beat,
we got the beat ♪
462
00:17:59,504 --> 00:18:01,789
♪ We got the beat ♪
463
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,257
♪ Yeah, we got it ♪
464
00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:06,377
♪ We got the beat ♪
465
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,330
♪ We got the beat ♪
466
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,167
♪ We got the beat ♪
467
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,219
♪ Everybody, get on your feet ♪
468
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,470
♪ We got the beat ♪
469
00:18:16,521 --> 00:18:19,056
♪ We know you can dance
to the beat ♪
470
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,275
♪ We got the beat ♪
♪ Jump and ♪
471
00:18:21,342 --> 00:18:23,360
♪ Get down ♪
♪ We got the beat ♪
472
00:18:23,445 --> 00:18:25,446
♪ Round and round and round ♪
♪ Whoo! ♪
473
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:36,040
♪ We got the beat ♪
♪ We got the beat ♪
474
00:18:36,124 --> 00:18:37,958
♪ Whoo! ♪
♪ We got the beat ♪
475
00:18:38,026 --> 00:18:39,359
♪ We got the beat ♪
♪ We got the beat ♪
476
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,694
♪ We got the beat ♪
477
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,745
♪ We got the beat. ♪
478
00:18:49,721 --> 00:18:51,806
God, no.
479
00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:53,974
Food fight!
480
00:19:13,874 --> 00:19:15,041
Ugh.
481
00:19:15,092 --> 00:19:16,425
I thought
slushies were bad,
482
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:18,794
but spaghetti sauce in the eye
is so much worse.
483
00:19:18,862 --> 00:19:19,962
I have pepperoni
in my bra.
484
00:19:20,047 --> 00:19:21,714
Those are your nipples.
485
00:19:21,765 --> 00:19:23,766
Mr. Shue, if you are trying
to break us down
486
00:19:23,851 --> 00:19:25,268
to rebuild us,
it's working.
487
00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:26,919
Not one single person
was inspired
488
00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:29,388
by our hot lunch jam
to try out, Mr. Shue.
489
00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:30,589
It's true.
490
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:32,058
You guys sucked ass.
491
00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:34,961
I'm sorry. And you are?
492
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:36,229
I'm Sugar Motta.
493
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,147
And I have self-diagnosed
Asperger's,
494
00:19:38,232 --> 00:19:40,483
so I can pretty much
say whatever I want.
495
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,118
I'm like a diplomat's daughter.
496
00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:43,236
How can we
help you, Sugar?
497
00:19:43,287 --> 00:19:44,654
Here's the deal.
498
00:19:44,738 --> 00:19:46,989
I'm awesome, and I want
to be a big, big star.
499
00:19:47,074 --> 00:19:49,242
And when I saw you guys
singing and dancing
500
00:19:49,309 --> 00:19:50,743
in the cafeteria,
I thought,
501
00:19:50,794 --> 00:19:52,745
"I am so much
better than you. "
502
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:54,380
Sorry. Asperger's.
503
00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:55,798
Well, great.
504
00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,583
You see, guys?
505
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:58,951
You have inspired
an audition.
506
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:00,419
Good job.
507
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:02,305
Sugar, why don't you
show us what you can do?
508
00:20:02,389 --> 00:20:05,057
You know, take your time.
Whenever you're ready.
509
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,676
Sugar Motta.
510
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,127
Why does that name
sound familiar?
511
00:20:08,178 --> 00:20:09,795
Oh, her daddy's
the rich dude
512
00:20:09,846 --> 00:20:11,480
that donated
the purple pianos.
513
00:20:11,565 --> 00:20:13,632
Get ready to taste
some sweet ear candy.
514
00:20:15,652 --> 00:20:16,986
Hit it, hottie.
515
00:20:26,813 --> 00:20:30,750
♪ The minute you walked
in the joint ♪
516
00:20:30,817 --> 00:20:34,387
♪ I could see you were
a man of distinction ♪
517
00:20:34,454 --> 00:20:37,206
♪ A real big spender ♪
518
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:41,844
♪ Good-looking, so refined ♪
519
00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:45,548
♪ Wouldn't you like to know
what's going on in my mind? ♪
520
00:20:45,632 --> 00:20:48,050
Her ears should get to park
in my handicapped spot.
521
00:20:48,135 --> 00:20:50,002
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
522
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:53,973
♪ Spend... oh ♪
523
00:20:54,024 --> 00:20:56,859
♪ A little time ♪
524
00:20:56,944 --> 00:21:01,063
♪ With me ♪
525
00:21:01,148 --> 00:21:03,482
♪ Yeah. ♪
526
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,901
Holy sh... Sugar.
527
00:21:05,986 --> 00:21:07,653
Text me re:
our rehearsal "skedge. "
528
00:21:07,704 --> 00:21:08,687
Of course.
529
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:09,855
Mr. Shue, stop speaking.
530
00:21:09,906 --> 00:21:10,873
Okay.
531
00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,792
Uh, Sugar...
532
00:21:12,859 --> 00:21:14,043
we'll be in touch.
533
00:21:14,127 --> 00:21:15,328
Thank you. Bye.
534
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,799
Okay, I think I speak
for everyone when I say-
535
00:21:19,883 --> 00:21:21,667
never gonna happen.
536
00:21:21,718 --> 00:21:24,036
Guys, I know she
was a little rough,
537
00:21:24,087 --> 00:21:25,704
but we have always
had the policy
538
00:21:25,756 --> 00:21:27,223
that anyone who tries out
gets in.
539
00:21:27,307 --> 00:21:28,557
You're not doing her any good
540
00:21:28,642 --> 00:21:29,976
sheltering Sugar
from the truth, okay?
541
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:32,345
High school is where you learn
survival of the fittest.
542
00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:34,213
She's going to drag
the New Directions! down,
543
00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:35,547
and that's not fair
for those of us
544
00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:36,732
who don't want
to spend our lives
545
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:38,217
rotting in this
insignificant town.
546
00:21:38,268 --> 00:21:39,735
You said
the other day
547
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,570
that you would do anything
to get us to Nationals.
548
00:21:41,655 --> 00:21:42,989
Okay, and she
is going to keep us
549
00:21:43,056 --> 00:21:44,440
from winning that elusive crown.
550
00:21:44,524 --> 00:21:46,075
If anything, she's going to kill
all of our chances.
551
00:21:48,028 --> 00:21:49,996
I just can't look a kid
in the eye and say,
552
00:21:50,063 --> 00:21:51,864
"You're not good enough
to be in Glee Club. "
553
00:21:51,915 --> 00:21:53,949
Was she that bad?
554
00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:57,586
Sugar Motta was just... awful.
555
00:21:57,671 --> 00:21:59,338
I mean, I have
never seen someone
556
00:21:59,406 --> 00:22:00,956
with so little musical talent.
557
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:03,175
But that shouldn't have
anything to do with being
558
00:22:03,243 --> 00:22:04,743
a part of a club.
559
00:22:04,795 --> 00:22:06,962
So make her water boy or
mascot or something.
560
00:22:07,047 --> 00:22:08,764
That's what I do with
my hardest luck cases.
561
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:11,000
You know how many guys
I cut last week? 60.
562
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,501
And all of them
with big dreams.
563
00:22:12,569 --> 00:22:13,636
And I crushed 'em
564
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,272
like pigs in a blanket.
565
00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:19,859
How? I mean, doesn't that
just eat you up?
566
00:22:19,926 --> 00:22:21,143
Of course.
567
00:22:21,228 --> 00:22:23,312
But it's my job to put
the guys I take
568
00:22:23,397 --> 00:22:24,947
in the best position to win.
569
00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:26,148
It's the same as you.
570
00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:28,267
The arts are different
than football.
571
00:22:28,318 --> 00:22:30,236
You win Nationals this year,
572
00:22:30,287 --> 00:22:33,572
you're buying that Glee Club
ten more years.
573
00:22:33,623 --> 00:22:35,157
Curve ball-
574
00:22:35,242 --> 00:22:37,076
so you just passed
"undecided"
575
00:22:37,127 --> 00:22:38,961
and "anyone white"
in the polls.
576
00:22:39,046 --> 00:22:41,580
It looks like our anti-arts
platform is actually working.
577
00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:42,998
Maybe I should rough
her up a little bit.
578
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,950
Go all Deliverance on
her or something, huh?
579
00:22:45,052 --> 00:22:46,452
No.
580
00:22:46,503 --> 00:22:48,454
This is my fight.
581
00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:50,589
It's my program
she wants to cut,
582
00:22:50,674 --> 00:22:52,058
and my kids.
583
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,176
What are you going to do?
584
00:22:54,261 --> 00:22:56,829
Something I should have
done a long time ago.
585
00:22:58,298 --> 00:23:00,099
Sue wants to declare war
on the arts?
586
00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:04,070
Well, General Schuester is about
to launch a counteroffensive.
587
00:23:06,473 --> 00:23:09,575
So this is what being
turned on feels like.
588
00:23:11,445 --> 00:23:14,330
It all seems so hopelessly
provincial now.
589
00:23:14,414 --> 00:23:16,165
I mean, once you've
performed on the stage
590
00:23:16,249 --> 00:23:18,650
of the Gershwin Theatre and felt
the lights of Broadway
591
00:23:18,702 --> 00:23:21,253
on your face for
the first time...
592
00:23:21,321 --> 00:23:22,821
Nothing else compares.
593
00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:25,624
What's the purple piano
doing here?
594
00:23:25,675 --> 00:23:28,043
Well, I commandeered it
595
00:23:28,128 --> 00:23:30,662
to help us get ready
for our NYADA mixer.
596
00:23:30,714 --> 00:23:32,431
Whatever rejects show up
at that place,
597
00:23:32,499 --> 00:23:34,383
are gonna be
expecting
598
00:23:34,468 --> 00:23:35,551
Pepperidge Farm cookies
and punch,
599
00:23:35,635 --> 00:23:37,853
not Velma and Roxie.
600
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,438
We need to intimidate
those wannabes
601
00:23:39,506 --> 00:23:41,307
into never wanting to
audition against us. Genius!
602
00:23:42,692 --> 00:23:44,676
Wicked again?
No.
603
00:23:44,728 --> 00:23:46,862
Before there was Wicked,
there was...
604
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,013
Don't even
finish that sentence.
605
00:23:48,115 --> 00:23:49,615
Hit it!
606
00:23:54,687 --> 00:23:59,291
♪ Once there was a wicked witch
in the lovely land of Oz ♪
607
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,860
♪ And a wickeder, wickeder,
wickeder witch ♪
608
00:24:01,912 --> 00:24:04,363
♪ There never, ever was ♪
609
00:24:04,414 --> 00:24:06,865
♪ She filled the folks in
Munchkinland ♪
610
00:24:06,917 --> 00:24:09,701
♪ With terror and with dread ♪
611
00:24:09,753 --> 00:24:11,554
♪ Till one fine day
from Kansas ♪
612
00:24:11,638 --> 00:24:14,706
♪ A house fell on her head ♪
613
00:24:14,758 --> 00:24:18,227
♪ And the coroner
pronounced her... ♪
614
00:24:21,064 --> 00:24:22,064
♪ Dead ♪
615
00:24:22,149 --> 00:24:23,432
♪ And through the town ♪
616
00:24:23,517 --> 00:24:26,936
♪ The joyous news went runnin' ♪
617
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,554
♪ The joyous news ♪
618
00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:31,607
♪ That the wicked old witch was
finally done in ♪
619
00:24:37,564 --> 00:24:39,915
♪ Ding-dong,
the Witch is dead ♪
620
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,116
♪ Which old Witch? ♪
621
00:24:41,201 --> 00:24:42,084
♪ Well, uh,
the Wicked Witch! ♪
622
00:24:42,169 --> 00:24:43,452
♪ Oh ♪
623
00:24:43,537 --> 00:24:45,421
♪ Ding-dong,
the Wicked Witch is dead ♪
624
00:24:45,505 --> 00:24:47,540
♪ Oh, yeah, happy day ♪
625
00:24:47,591 --> 00:24:49,575
♪ Wake up,
you sleepy head ♪
626
00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:51,243
♪ Rub your eyes ♪
627
00:24:51,294 --> 00:24:52,678
♪ And get out of that bed ♪
628
00:24:52,745 --> 00:24:57,383
♪ Wake up, the Wicked
Witch is dead ♪
629
00:24:57,434 --> 00:25:00,302
♪ She's gone
where the goblins go ♪
630
00:25:00,387 --> 00:25:02,721
♪ Below, below, below ♪
631
00:25:02,772 --> 00:25:06,525
♪ Yo-ho,
let's open up and sing ♪
632
00:25:06,593 --> 00:25:07,776
♪ And ring those bells out ♪
633
00:25:07,861 --> 00:25:10,729
♪ Sing the news out ♪
634
00:25:11,898 --> 00:25:14,033
♪ Ding-dong, the merry-oh ♪
635
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,452
♪ Sing it high, sing it low ♪
636
00:25:16,536 --> 00:25:21,624
♪ Let them know the
Wicked ol' Witch is dead! ♪
637
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:23,792
♪ Why, everyone's glad
she took such a crownin' ♪
638
00:25:23,877 --> 00:25:27,296
♪ Gettin' hit by a house is
even worse than drownin' ♪
639
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:33,402
♪ Let 'em know the wicked
ol' Witch is dead! ♪
640
00:25:36,789 --> 00:25:38,624
Those kids are never even
gonna know what hit them.
641
00:25:41,244 --> 00:25:42,745
Ladies, the key to successful
642
00:25:42,829 --> 00:25:45,631
Cheerios! tryouts
is in brutal honesty.
643
00:25:45,698 --> 00:25:47,499
Actually, maybe just brutality,
644
00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:50,953
as I have no intention
of bringing anyone new in.
645
00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:53,122
I just basically want
to see people cry.
646
00:25:53,206 --> 00:25:53,905
Hit it!
647
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:55,541
Terrible!
648
00:25:57,393 --> 00:25:58,761
What is wrong with you?
649
00:26:01,247 --> 00:26:02,514
Next.
650
00:26:02,582 --> 00:26:06,151
Well, well, well,
Wavy Gravy, Dr. Zaius.
651
00:26:06,219 --> 00:26:08,086
To what do I owe this pleasure?
652
00:26:08,138 --> 00:26:10,005
Candidate Sylvester,
653
00:26:10,073 --> 00:26:13,942
To what do I owe this pleasure?
654
00:26:14,027 --> 00:26:16,895
Every tiny grain of this glitter
represents a kid
655
00:26:16,963 --> 00:26:18,981
whose dream won't come
true if you get elected
656
00:26:19,065 --> 00:26:20,315
and end school
arts programs.
657
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,617
John F. Kennedy once said,
658
00:26:21,701 --> 00:26:24,269
"The arts are the roots
of our culture. "
659
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,072
The arts enrich our lives
and help kids achieve
660
00:26:27,123 --> 00:26:28,773
in all walks of life.
661
00:26:28,825 --> 00:26:29,875
Sue Sylvester...
662
00:26:32,462 --> 00:26:34,246
...you just got glitter-bombed.
663
00:26:34,297 --> 00:26:35,164
You get that?
Mm-hmm.
664
00:26:35,248 --> 00:26:36,148
Okay, come on.
Come on.
665
00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:40,552
Becky, I need the two of you
to escort me
666
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:44,122
to my hyperbaric chamber,
as I have glitter in my eyes.
667
00:26:51,264 --> 00:26:52,931
Hey, you.
668
00:26:52,982 --> 00:26:56,268
Well, aren't you
a sight for these sore eyes.
669
00:26:56,319 --> 00:26:58,103
Bad day?
670
00:26:58,154 --> 00:26:59,804
Bad week, more like it.
671
00:26:59,856 --> 00:27:01,473
Hey, what are you
doing here?
672
00:27:01,524 --> 00:27:03,192
Shouldn't you be
at Warbler practice?
673
00:27:03,276 --> 00:27:05,244
You know, putting
fine tuning touches
674
00:27:05,311 --> 00:27:06,945
on our new Katy Perry
showstopper?
675
00:27:06,996 --> 00:27:08,813
Okay, for someone who
loves clothes so much,
676
00:27:08,865 --> 00:27:10,365
I can't believe you
haven't noticed that
677
00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:11,783
I'm not in my
Warbler outfit.
678
00:27:11,835 --> 00:27:14,253
Wait, wait...
679
00:27:18,374 --> 00:27:20,459
Wait-wait- you didn't
do this for me, did you?
680
00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:22,010
Because if you
did this for me,
681
00:27:22,095 --> 00:27:23,462
I mean, it would be
very romantic for one,
682
00:27:23,513 --> 00:27:25,297
but it could lead to resentment,
which could lead to anger,
683
00:27:25,348 --> 00:27:26,849
which could lead to a horrible,
horrible, nasty breakup
684
00:27:26,933 --> 00:27:27,883
like, you know,
on The Bachelorette,
685
00:27:27,967 --> 00:27:29,101
when we watched that...
686
00:27:29,168 --> 00:27:30,669
Hey, I came here for me.
687
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,273
Because I can't stand to be
apart from the person I love.
688
00:27:35,859 --> 00:27:38,143
Well, I guess we'll
just have to find a way
689
00:27:38,194 --> 00:27:40,028
to ease you into the
New Directions! now, huh?
690
00:27:40,113 --> 00:27:41,947
I've already have
that figured out.
691
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:58,630
♪ It's not unusual
to be loved by anyone ♪
692
00:27:58,698 --> 00:28:03,368
♪ It's not unusual to have
fun with anyone ♪
693
00:28:03,419 --> 00:28:08,223
♪ But when I see you
hanging about with anyone ♪
694
00:28:08,308 --> 00:28:13,178
♪ It's not unusual
to see me cry ♪
695
00:28:13,229 --> 00:28:15,547
♪ I wanna die ♪
696
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:21,886
♪ It's not unusual
to go out at any time ♪
697
00:28:21,938 --> 00:28:27,292
♪ But when I see you out and
about it's such a crime ♪
698
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:32,197
♪ If you should ever want
to be loved by anyone ♪
699
00:28:32,248 --> 00:28:34,533
♪ It's not unusual ♪
700
00:28:34,584 --> 00:28:36,785
♪ It happens every day ♪
701
00:28:36,869 --> 00:28:40,088
♪ No matter what you say ♪
702
00:28:40,173 --> 00:28:44,909
♪ You find it happens
all the time ♪
703
00:28:44,961 --> 00:28:47,346
♪ Love will never do ♪
704
00:28:47,413 --> 00:28:50,215
♪ What you want it to ♪
705
00:28:50,266 --> 00:28:57,806
♪ Why can't this
crazy love be mine? ♪
706
00:29:08,201 --> 00:29:12,321
♪ It's not unusual
to be mad with anyone ♪
707
00:29:13,906 --> 00:29:19,578
♪ It's not unusual
to be sad with anyone ♪
708
00:29:19,629 --> 00:29:24,049
♪ But if I ever find that you've
changed at any time ♪
709
00:29:24,116 --> 00:29:29,120
♪ It's not unusual to find out
I'm in love with you ♪
710
00:29:29,172 --> 00:29:31,556
♪ Whoa-whoa-whoa,
oh-oh-oh ♪
711
00:29:31,624 --> 00:29:33,558
♪ Whoa-whoa, whoa-oh ♪
712
00:29:33,626 --> 00:29:38,063
♪ Whoa-whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
713
00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:39,765
♪ Whoa-whoa. ♪
714
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,667
Okay, so you're gonna
set up the props,
715
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:55,952
I'll plug in the boombox,
716
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,253
and we'll launch
immediately into the number.
717
00:29:57,304 --> 00:29:58,555
Our somewhat-talented
718
00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:00,390
but sadly delusional
competition will just rip up
719
00:30:00,474 --> 00:30:02,291
their applications in
fits of jealous rage.
720
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:03,676
And then they'll all
just melt away
721
00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:05,228
like the Wicked Witch
of the West herself!
722
00:30:05,295 --> 00:30:06,513
You know what?
723
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:10,266
I kinda feel sorry for them. Me, too.
724
00:30:20,811 --> 00:30:22,278
Hi, I'm Harmony.
725
00:30:22,329 --> 00:30:23,113
What's your name,
where are you from,
726
00:30:23,164 --> 00:30:24,664
and what are your credits?
727
00:30:24,749 --> 00:30:27,150
Well, I'm, I'm Rachel.
I'm Pendelton! I'm Canada!
728
00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:28,501
I'm Gavroche, named after
729
00:30:28,586 --> 00:30:30,820
ze feisty French street urchin
from Les Mis!
730
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:32,922
I know you totally recognize me.
731
00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:34,374
It's 'cause I'm
the Gerber baby.
732
00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,459
I've been acting since I was
a fetus... literally.
733
00:30:36,510 --> 00:30:38,628
An ultrasound of me was
featured on Murder She Wrote.
734
00:30:38,679 --> 00:30:40,296
I'm starring as Rizzo in
an all-male production
735
00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,098
of Grease.
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
736
00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:45,301
As my future husband Robert
Pattinson always says,
737
00:30:45,352 --> 00:30:47,003
"It's refreshing
to get new blood. "
738
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,271
Oh! New blood?
739
00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:49,606
We've been meeting here
each month
740
00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,641
since we were freshmen,
literally.
741
00:30:51,692 --> 00:30:55,178
Well, actually Kurt and I just
found out about this on Monday.
742
00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:57,013
But speaking of "refreshing,"
we've put together a number
743
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:58,064
that we think you guys... Places!
744
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:00,950
You're just in time
to see a little number
745
00:31:01,035 --> 00:31:02,318
we've been futzing
around with.
746
00:31:02,369 --> 00:31:04,788
Thank God there was a bar
mitzvah here on Saturday.
747
00:31:04,855 --> 00:31:07,073
And I convinced them
not to strike the stage.
748
00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:11,795
So sit back, relax,
and most importantly, enjoy.
749
00:31:11,862 --> 00:31:12,695
Thank you.
750
00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:13,797
Oh, my God...
751
00:31:13,864 --> 00:31:15,465
Just, just breathe
and smile, okay?
752
00:31:15,532 --> 00:31:17,717
Just 'cause they look
like us and act like us
753
00:31:17,802 --> 00:31:19,169
doesn't mean
they're better than us.
754
00:31:20,888 --> 00:31:22,972
♪ Times have changed! ♪
755
00:31:25,209 --> 00:31:28,144
♪ And we've often rewound
the clock ♪
756
00:31:28,212 --> 00:31:30,730
♪ Since the Puritans got
a shock ♪
757
00:31:30,798 --> 00:31:34,484
♪ When they landed on
Plymouth Rock! ♪
758
00:31:34,551 --> 00:31:38,488
♪ If today ♪
759
00:31:38,555 --> 00:31:41,557
♪ Any shock
they should try to stem ♪
760
00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:44,911
♪ 'Stead of landing on
Plymouth Rock ♪
761
00:31:44,995 --> 00:31:51,167
♪ Plymouth Rock would
land on them! ♪
762
00:31:51,235 --> 00:31:53,236
♪ In olden days ♪
763
00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,872
♪ A glimpse of stocking ♪
764
00:31:55,923 --> 00:31:57,841
♪ Was looked on
as something shocking ♪
765
00:31:57,908 --> 00:32:00,076
♪ But now God knows ♪
766
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:04,430
♪ Anything goes! ♪
767
00:32:04,515 --> 00:32:06,582
♪ Good authors, too,
who once knew better words ♪
768
00:32:06,684 --> 00:32:11,521
♪ Now only use four-letter words
writing prose ♪
769
00:32:11,588 --> 00:32:13,690
♪ Anything goes ♪
770
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:17,944
♪ Anything you can be,
I can be greater ♪
771
00:32:18,028 --> 00:32:20,313
♪ Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you ♪
772
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:23,399
♪ No, you're not! ♪
♪ Yes, I am ♪
773
00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:25,902
♪ No, you're not! ♪
♪ Yes, I am, yes, I am! ♪
774
00:32:45,222 --> 00:32:48,174
♪ The world has gone mad today
and good's bad today ♪
775
00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:50,510
♪ Black's white today
and day's night today ♪
776
00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:52,729
♪ When most guys today
that women prize today ♪
777
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,764
♪ Are just silly gigolos! ♪
778
00:32:54,815 --> 00:32:57,317
♪ Any note you can hold,
I can hold longer ♪
779
00:32:57,401 --> 00:32:59,468
♪ I can hold any note
longer than you ♪
780
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,821
♪ No, you can't, no, you can't ♪
♪ Yes, I can, yes, I can ♪
781
00:33:01,906 --> 00:33:03,523
♪ No, you can't ♪
♪ Yes, I can ♪
782
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:09,329
♪ No, you can't, no, no... ♪
♪ Yes, I... ♪
783
00:33:09,413 --> 00:33:12,148
♪ Anything goes ♪
784
00:33:14,668 --> 00:33:17,003
♪ Yes... I... ♪
♪ No... you... ♪
785
00:33:17,087 --> 00:33:19,455
♪ Can... ♪
♪ Can't... ♪
786
00:33:19,506 --> 00:33:21,791
♪ Anything goes. ♪
787
00:33:24,445 --> 00:33:29,165
I've never, I've never been
so humiliated in my life.
788
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:30,550
Me, either.
789
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,685
And that's a really high bar.
790
00:33:32,770 --> 00:33:35,939
I mean, they were so...
791
00:33:36,006 --> 00:33:37,557
Fabulous.
792
00:33:39,276 --> 00:33:41,444
Rachel, we might be
hot stuff at McKinley,
793
00:33:41,511 --> 00:33:44,981
but outside those walls,
we aren't even stuff.
794
00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:48,034
I mean, we've been
deluded and arrogant.
795
00:33:49,403 --> 00:33:52,155
What if we're not
good enough to make it?
796
00:33:52,206 --> 00:33:54,023
No.
797
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,742
There's only
one thing to do.
798
00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:58,027
We just have to move
to another town
799
00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,879
and just erase
our identities
800
00:33:59,964 --> 00:34:01,547
and just resign to a sad life
of community theater.
801
00:34:01,665 --> 00:34:03,132
Don't say that.
802
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,002
Nun-Sense, Love Letters,
The Vagina Monologues.
803
00:34:06,053 --> 00:34:07,971
Face it, I mean,
this is our future.
804
00:34:08,038 --> 00:34:11,057
Not everyone's
dreams come true.
805
00:34:11,141 --> 00:34:12,058
You know what?
806
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,878
I'm ending this
pity party right now.
807
00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,430
Okay.
808
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,315
Take a look at yourself.
809
00:34:19,383 --> 00:34:20,600
What do you see?
810
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:23,069
Come on.
811
00:34:23,153 --> 00:34:25,104
Sad, puffy, red eyes
812
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:28,024
filled with dashed
hopes and dreams.
813
00:34:28,075 --> 00:34:30,243
Rachel Berry.
814
00:34:30,327 --> 00:34:32,028
One of a kind.
815
00:34:32,079 --> 00:34:33,396
There's no one like you.
816
00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:35,114
Well, that's actually
kind of funny,
817
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,866
because it seems
like there is.
818
00:34:36,917 --> 00:34:39,285
Okay, fine, so you've never been
in a high school production.
819
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:41,621
Or any production, because,
you know, Cabaret was canceled
820
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,039
and so was Rocky Horror.
821
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,907
Mm-mm. They had
credits, Kurt.
822
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,092
In utero credits.
823
00:34:46,176 --> 00:34:48,961
Okay, so they have
more experience.
824
00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:50,746
They have more talent.
825
00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:53,416
But you are fierce, Rachel.
826
00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:57,520
Your ambition does push-ups
while you sleep.
827
00:34:57,587 --> 00:34:59,972
Nobody wants it
more than you.
828
00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:01,924
Nobody.
829
00:35:04,428 --> 00:35:07,113
And you're not
giving up on this.
830
00:35:07,197 --> 00:35:09,482
'Cause I'm not gonna let you.
831
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,367
You are getting
into that school.
832
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:18,774
You make me want to
be your boyfriend.
833
00:35:20,911 --> 00:35:22,495
You're getting in, too.
834
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:23,496
I know it.
835
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:26,782
I doubt it.
836
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,335
I'm woefully thin
on extracurriculars.
837
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,304
It's not too late.
838
00:35:31,388 --> 00:35:33,556
I mean, you could, you know,
still sign up for some clubs.
839
00:35:33,623 --> 00:35:36,426
There's the student council.
840
00:35:36,477 --> 00:35:39,345
I'm not the only fierce one.
841
00:35:42,066 --> 00:35:44,484
Swear it.
842
00:35:44,568 --> 00:35:45,685
We're gonna do this.
843
00:36:02,152 --> 00:36:03,986
You realize we just did
the gay high-five.
844
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:04,837
Yeah, we did.
845
00:36:11,493 --> 00:36:14,728
Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
846
00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:16,163
Come on.
847
00:36:19,668 --> 00:36:21,368
I don't want to go
to school today.
848
00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:23,003
I know.
849
00:36:23,071 --> 00:36:26,073
It's the right thing to do for
the club, the greater good.
850
00:36:26,124 --> 00:36:28,075
I just can't kill
a kid's dream.
851
00:36:28,126 --> 00:36:29,927
I can't do it.
852
00:36:30,011 --> 00:36:32,963
Will, you glitter-bombed Sue.
853
00:36:33,048 --> 00:36:36,851
This week, you stopped
being a man of words,
854
00:36:36,918 --> 00:36:39,136
and you became
a man of action.
855
00:36:39,221 --> 00:36:42,089
And it was super-hot.
856
00:36:48,196 --> 00:36:49,613
Obviously your ears
are busted because
857
00:36:49,698 --> 00:36:51,031
I worked that song
like a hooker pole.
858
00:36:51,099 --> 00:36:52,266
It's no biggie.
859
00:36:52,317 --> 00:36:53,534
I'll come in and
I'll do it again.
860
00:36:53,601 --> 00:36:56,403
Sugar, I'm sorry...
you can't sing.
861
00:36:56,455 --> 00:36:57,955
The answer is no.
862
00:36:58,039 --> 00:36:59,290
But I love your enthusiasm,
863
00:36:59,374 --> 00:37:01,826
and I'd be so happy
to work with you so that...
864
00:37:01,910 --> 00:37:03,544
You know what?
Who cares what you think?
865
00:37:03,611 --> 00:37:05,663
Hmm? Nobody.
866
00:37:05,747 --> 00:37:07,281
You're a washed-up
Broadway wannabe
867
00:37:07,332 --> 00:37:08,782
who's stuck in Lima
868
00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:10,751
and has led the Glee Club
to how many National wins?
869
00:37:10,802 --> 00:37:12,520
Oh, I'm sorry, zero.
870
00:37:12,587 --> 00:37:15,422
Not Asperger's!
871
00:37:15,474 --> 00:37:18,642
Nicely played, William.
872
00:37:19,928 --> 00:37:22,229
You know, I have to say,
I'm really enjoying
873
00:37:22,297 --> 00:37:24,932
this new stink of man marbles
wafting off of you this year.
874
00:37:24,983 --> 00:37:27,301
I did not enjoy
doing that, Sue.
875
00:37:27,352 --> 00:37:28,769
Oh, I'm not talking
about that.
876
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:30,821
I'm talking about your little
pixie dust hate crime.
877
00:37:30,906 --> 00:37:33,274
You know, it took Becky
three hours to pick the glitter
878
00:37:33,325 --> 00:37:34,909
from my scalp
like a little chimp.
879
00:37:34,976 --> 00:37:36,026
Good.
880
00:37:36,111 --> 00:37:37,144
I hope it taught
you a lesson.
881
00:37:37,195 --> 00:37:38,329
It did, Will.
882
00:37:38,413 --> 00:37:40,998
It taught me that
everyone loves a martyr.
883
00:37:41,082 --> 00:37:43,751
The day after your little video
went up on YouTube,
884
00:37:43,818 --> 00:37:46,170
I went up seven points
in the polls.
885
00:37:46,254 --> 00:37:49,957
Turns out, your hate is a lot
like high-octane Sue-fluid.
886
00:37:53,712 --> 00:37:56,764
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it for
887
00:37:56,831 --> 00:37:57,848
Glee Club's newest member,
888
00:37:57,933 --> 00:37:59,016
Blaine Anderson.
889
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,100
Thanks so much,
everyone.
890
00:38:00,168 --> 00:38:01,385
I'm so thrilled
to be here.
891
00:38:01,469 --> 00:38:03,170
It's gonna be a great year,
I can feel it.
892
00:38:03,221 --> 00:38:04,838
We're all gonna go
to Nationals.
893
00:38:04,890 --> 00:38:06,473
Yeah.
894
00:38:08,944 --> 00:38:11,028
Is there a problem, guys?
895
00:38:11,146 --> 00:38:14,514
I just want Blaine to know
that we're not the Warblers.
896
00:38:14,566 --> 00:38:17,451
You know, we're not into
the bells and whistles
897
00:38:17,518 --> 00:38:19,320
or the ball hogging, you know?
898
00:38:19,371 --> 00:38:21,121
I'm sorry, did I do
something wrong?
899
00:38:21,189 --> 00:38:23,657
Well, yeah, you set a bonfire
in our courtyard.
900
00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:26,460
Actually, Doorknob, that was
an act of political protest.
901
00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:29,163
Which leads me
to the next order of business.
902
00:38:29,214 --> 00:38:31,549
Santana, you need to leave.
903
00:38:31,633 --> 00:38:34,385
It was you and the Cheerios!
who set fire to our piano.
904
00:38:34,469 --> 00:38:35,302
How could you do that?
905
00:38:35,370 --> 00:38:37,004
Mr. Shue, Sue made me.
906
00:38:37,055 --> 00:38:38,088
Brittany didn't do it.
907
00:38:38,173 --> 00:38:39,473
Well, yeah, I was gonna help,
908
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:41,508
but I don't know,
I'm a water sign, so...
909
00:38:42,677 --> 00:38:44,261
You're banned from Glee.
910
00:38:44,346 --> 00:38:46,897
Don't come back unless you can
be as loyal to this club
911
00:38:46,982 --> 00:38:48,766
as the rest of the people
in this room.
912
00:38:53,855 --> 00:38:55,072
You know what?
913
00:38:55,156 --> 00:38:56,223
I could use a break.
914
00:39:02,864 --> 00:39:04,231
You know, good for you,
Mr. Shue.
915
00:39:04,282 --> 00:39:07,284
It's about time we got
some allegiance up in here.
916
00:39:07,369 --> 00:39:09,336
I said it before
and I will say it again-
917
00:39:09,404 --> 00:39:12,206
we want to win Nationals
this year, we need to be united.
918
00:39:12,257 --> 00:39:13,540
Rachel, you had an announcement?
919
00:39:13,592 --> 00:39:15,793
Yeah.
920
00:39:15,877 --> 00:39:17,962
Um, after pushing the envelope
last year, I strongly believe
921
00:39:18,046 --> 00:39:19,380
that we should
secure the rights to
922
00:39:19,431 --> 00:39:20,931
a, shall we say,
923
00:39:21,016 --> 00:39:23,384
less controversial show
for our school musical.
924
00:39:23,435 --> 00:39:25,302
Wait for it.
925
00:39:25,387 --> 00:39:26,437
West Side Story.
926
00:39:26,521 --> 00:39:28,305
Is that the one with the cats?
927
00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:29,640
And it just so
happens to have
928
00:39:29,724 --> 00:39:30,941
a lead role that showcases
929
00:39:31,026 --> 00:39:33,160
my talent and essence perfectly:
Maria.
930
00:39:33,228 --> 00:39:34,094
For which there will be
931
00:39:34,145 --> 00:39:35,696
open auditions, right?
932
00:39:35,763 --> 00:39:38,532
Because Mercedes is feeling
extremely pretty this year.
933
00:39:38,599 --> 00:39:41,201
Kurt, you had
something, too, right?
934
00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:43,070
Kurt Hummel
is wading into
935
00:39:43,121 --> 00:39:45,605
McKinley High's shark-
infested political waters
936
00:39:45,657 --> 00:39:46,957
and ruing for senior
class president.
937
00:39:47,042 --> 00:39:49,209
All right, I thank you in
advance for your votes.
938
00:39:49,277 --> 00:39:50,327
Okay.
939
00:39:50,412 --> 00:39:52,997
So much excitement.
Now let's rehearse.
940
00:39:53,081 --> 00:39:56,016
Look at what they
did to us, Mr. Shue.
941
00:39:56,084 --> 00:39:58,602
Just like these purple pianos,
they ripped out our guts,
942
00:39:58,670 --> 00:40:01,221
threw crap all over
us and burned us up.
943
00:40:01,289 --> 00:40:04,808
Yeah.
We got hit pretty hard.
944
00:40:04,893 --> 00:40:06,760
But...
945
00:40:09,597 --> 00:40:11,131
...these pianos
are still making music.
946
00:40:11,182 --> 00:40:13,300
And so are we.
947
00:40:13,351 --> 00:40:17,905
Mr. Shue, as always, you and I
are on the exact same page.
948
00:40:24,279 --> 00:40:28,248
♪ You can't stop an avalanche ♪
949
00:40:28,316 --> 00:40:33,420
♪ As it races down the hill ♪
950
00:40:33,488 --> 00:40:37,174
♪ You can try
to stop the seasons ♪
951
00:40:37,258 --> 00:40:42,846
♪ But you know you never will ♪
952
00:40:42,931 --> 00:40:48,052
♪ And you can try
to stop my dancing feet ♪
953
00:40:48,136 --> 00:40:52,022
♪ But I just cannot
stand still ♪
954
00:40:52,107 --> 00:40:57,194
♪ 'Cause the world keeps
spinning round and round ♪
955
00:40:57,278 --> 00:41:02,783
♪ And my heart's keeping time
to the speed of sound ♪
956
00:41:02,850 --> 00:41:04,902
♪ I was lost
till I heard the drums ♪
957
00:41:04,986 --> 00:41:09,206
♪ Then I found my way ♪
958
00:41:09,290 --> 00:41:14,294
♪ 'Cause you can't
stop the beat ♪
959
00:41:14,362 --> 00:41:16,029
Five, six, seven, eight!
960
00:41:16,081 --> 00:41:18,532
♪ Ever since
this old world began ♪
961
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:21,802
♪ A woman found out if she shook
it, she could shake up a man ♪
962
00:41:21,869 --> 00:41:23,170
♪ And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it ♪
963
00:41:23,221 --> 00:41:25,973
♪ The best that I can today ♪
964
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,541
♪ 'Cause you can't stop ♪
965
00:41:27,592 --> 00:41:29,643
♪ The motion of the ocean
or the sun in the sky ♪
966
00:41:29,710 --> 00:41:32,646
♪ You can wonder if you wanna,
but I never ask why ♪
967
00:41:32,713 --> 00:41:34,381
♪ If you try to hold me down ♪
968
00:41:34,432 --> 00:41:37,067
♪ I'm gonna spit
in your eye and say ♪
969
00:41:37,152 --> 00:41:39,386
♪ That you can't stop the beat ♪
970
00:41:46,945 --> 00:41:48,779
♪ You can't stop today ♪
♪ No ♪
971
00:41:48,863 --> 00:41:51,615
♪ As it comes
speeding down the track ♪
972
00:41:51,699 --> 00:41:53,200
♪ Ooh, child, yeah ♪
973
00:41:53,251 --> 00:41:55,252
♪ Child, yesterday is history ♪
♪ Be gone ♪
974
00:41:55,336 --> 00:41:58,288
♪ And it's never coming back ♪
975
00:41:58,373 --> 00:42:01,341
♪ 'Cause tomorrow is
a brand-new day ♪
976
00:42:01,409 --> 00:42:03,743
♪ And it don't know white
from black ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
977
00:42:03,795 --> 00:42:06,213
♪ 'Cause the world keeps
spinning round and round ♪
978
00:42:06,264 --> 00:42:08,766
♪ And my heart's keeping time
to the speed of sound ♪
979
00:42:08,850 --> 00:42:13,804
♪ I was lost till I heard
the drums, then I found my way ♪
980
00:42:13,888 --> 00:42:15,922
♪ 'Cause you can't
stop the beat ♪
981
00:42:15,974 --> 00:42:18,358
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
982
00:42:18,426 --> 00:42:21,094
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
983
00:42:21,146 --> 00:42:23,564
♪ Ever since we first
saw the sun ♪
984
00:42:23,615 --> 00:42:26,533
♪ A man and woman like to shake
it when the day is done ♪
985
00:42:26,601 --> 00:42:27,985
♪ So I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it ♪
986
00:42:28,069 --> 00:42:30,770
♪ And have some fun today ♪
987
00:42:30,822 --> 00:42:32,289
♪ 'Cause you can't stop ♪
988
00:42:32,373 --> 00:42:34,491
♪ The motion of the ocean
or the rain from above ♪
989
00:42:34,576 --> 00:42:37,161
♪ You can try to stop
the paradise we're dreaming of ♪
990
00:42:37,245 --> 00:42:41,965
♪ But you cannot stop the rhythm
of two hearts in love to stay ♪
991
00:42:42,050 --> 00:42:43,383
♪ You can't stop the beat ♪
992
00:42:43,451 --> 00:42:45,085
♪ You can't
stop the beat ♪
993
00:42:45,136 --> 00:42:46,553
♪ You can't stop the beat ♪
994
00:42:46,621 --> 00:42:47,805
♪ You can't
stop the beat ♪
995
00:42:47,889 --> 00:42:50,757
♪ You can't stop the beat ♪
996
00:42:50,809 --> 00:42:54,628
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
997
00:42:56,097 --> 00:42:59,799
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998
00:42:59,851 --> 00:43:00,717
Yeah!