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So, Here is what you missed on
Glee: Quinn's got a new look,
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and a new crowd of Skanks.
Kurt got Blaine to join
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the New Directions, which is
good, because Santana got
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kicked out, and Sugar Motta wasn't good
enough to get in. Who cares what you think?
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McKinley's doing West Side
Story, and Kurt and Rachel
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need the leads
so they can get into NYADA.
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Sue's using her
run for Congress
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to come after the arts.
Believe it or not,
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still not
a big fan of the Glee Club.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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I really like your outfit.
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And I think you're,
like, fabulous,
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and I just love
everything that you do.
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Why, thank you, Brit.
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Okay, I really want to run
your campaign for president.
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Out of all the kids at the
school, I think that you
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are the biggest unicorn.
I'm sorry?
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Well, when a pony does
a good deed, he gets a horn,
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and he, he becomes a unicorn,
and he poops out cotton candy,
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until he forgets he's magical.
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And then his horn falls off.
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And black unicorns,
they becomes zebras.
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Oh, that's... that's
a terrifying story.
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No, it's not.
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No, okay. No.
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The point is, is that...
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a unicorn is sebody who
knows they're magical,
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and isn't afraid to show it.
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You went through
hell last year,
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and you never forgot
how special you were.
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And I've slept with a lot of
people, and am really popular,
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so I think I could
get you mega votes.
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Then why don't
you just run?
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I'm not smart enough.
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What's the capital of Ohio?
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Brittany.
O.
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What?
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Do you even know who
the president is?
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Will. i.am.
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Well, Brit, I have to say
that I'm, I'm flattered.
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And really excited.
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Cool. Okay, I'll come
over after school,
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and we'll work on
your campaign posters.
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I got a lot of great ideas.
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Great. Great, uh...
I'll see you then.
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Sweet.
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All right, New Directions!
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Big news. As you all know,
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Vocal Adrenaline came in
second last year at Nationals.
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The only good thing to come
out of that lost weekend.
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Besides us getting
back together.
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Well, the boosters at Carmel
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don't donate tens of
thousands of dollars
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every year to come in second.
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So they fired Dustin Goolsby-
So handsome.
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and they're having trouble
finding a new coach.
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Seems that no one wants to
take on that pressure cooker.
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That means they're vulnerable.
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Yes. And if we work hard
enough, we can beat them.
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Which is why I've
realized that, um...
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I can't direct the
musical this year.
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But, Mr. Shue, you can't
cancel the musical.
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My New York dreams
depend on it.
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I'm not cancelling it,
I'm just not directing it.
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My sole focus has
to be in here.
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Nationals,
Nationals, Nationals.
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And it's not just me
that's going to have to
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focus harder this year.
I've been too easy on you.
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So every day
after choir practice
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I'm instituting a mandatory
"Booty Camp,"
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so that we can work
on our dancing.
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Now, it's not for all of you-
just the people that
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I think need help. Like...
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Finn.
How did you know?
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And Puckerman, Hummel.
I must protest.
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You kind of have one move, Kurt.
It's like this...
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sashay,
and it's super distracting.
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Jones.
What?
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Hell to the nizzy-no. You
told me once you were Beyonce.
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You don't think she spends
extra time in the dance studio?
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Mike Chang has offered
to be my assistant.
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And we start tomorrow and yes,
Puckerman, it is mandatory.
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Mr. Schuester, would you mind if
I dropped by for a little bit?
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I really need to catch up with
you guys. Okay, Mr. Shue, I'm glad
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that you're so concerned with
our special needs members,
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but what about me? Okay? Who's
going to direct the musical?
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Ladies and gentleman-
your co-musical directors,
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Ms. Pillsbury and
Coach Beiste.
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Now, Ms. Pillsbury did such
a good job helping me out
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with Rocky Horror
last year that
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I knew she could
handle the job.
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And I'm here to keep the
football guys in line.
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I've also talked them
into playing the "Jets. "
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Mr. Shue, with all due
respect to Ms. Pillsbury
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and Coach Beiste, this is crazy.
They have absolutely
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zero experience in directing
a musical. Not true.
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In college, I was in
A Funny Thing Happened
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on the Way to the Forum.
I played the Forum.
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The teachers at this school
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are already overworked and
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unfortunately a lot of them
agree with Sue that
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the arts are a waste of time.
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Besides, they are going
to have some help.
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I've decided to include a
student director this year.
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Mr. Shue, I'm honored,
but Barbra was 40
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when she directed herself
in Yentl, so it's just,
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it's too soon.
I hate you.
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I was actually hoping that
Artie would take the job.
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Me?
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I've developed my whole persona
around conflict avoidance.
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Come on, Artie,
you've made short films,
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directing is your dream.
You can do it.
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I'm in.
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All right.
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You still make
a mean cup of coffee?
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Shelby.
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What are you-
what are you doing here?
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It's the teachers'
lounge, isn't it?
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It's where all the
teachers hang out.
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Yeah...
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I'm a teacher here now.
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Well, part-time.
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You ever hear of this
guy named Al Motta?
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Mr. Motta, just so I'm clear,
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in exchange for this
very generous donation
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all I have to do is hire Ms.
Corcoran to start a second
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show choir at McKinley which
features your daughter?
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For which I will cover
any and all expenses.
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My Sugar's
a Super Nova, Figgy.
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You have a deal.
Mrs. Denny-Brown!
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Mr. Motta has just ended
our toilet paper shortage
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with this enormous check!
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Wipe away!
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They actually sent a headhunter
to track me down in New York.
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Apparently I am the best show
choir director money can buy.
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Don't worry, I'm not going
to poach any of your kids.
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I'm less worried about that
than about the fact that
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you being here is going to
be really hard on Rachel.
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I appreciate that.
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I plan on reaching out to her.
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What about Puck and Quinn?
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Lima's where I made
a series of mistakes
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that defined me
for 16 years.
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Lima's where I... I have to
make things right again.
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I know that seems impossible,
but I have to try.
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Okay.
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I will take you at your word.
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But as for your
little Glee Club...
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...the more arts at this
school the better.
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So, may the best
Glee Club win.
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We will.
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Give us your lunch money.
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We're hungry. We need
something to barf back up.
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Don't test me.
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I was a foster kid, which means
I'm used to stabbing people.
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You're so mean...
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That's right. It's what
passed for love in my house.
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Skanks, I've got to
talk to that lady alone.
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First of all, smoking kills.
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Second, it really does make
you look cooler, doesn't it?
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Sorry, Coach,
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but you have no
power over me anymore,
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'cause I've got
nothing left to lose.
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Oh, Q, I look at you
and I'm stunned.
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You've never looked worse.
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You've lost your child,
your boyfriend, your rep,
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and worse, your high pony.
You know who I blame?
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The Glee Club.
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You know, when you
were in my grasp,
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you were at the
top of the pyramid.
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But then you joined the
Glee Club, and became lost,
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forced to sway
in the background.
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Will Schuester never did
appreciate the gentle tremble
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of your thin,
forgettable alto.
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Thanks.
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What if I were to
offer you the chance
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to get revenge on the Glee
Club and become a star?
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My Congressional campaign
is producing a video:
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a day in the life of a girl from
whom the arts stole everything.
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And I think I've found my girl.
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First, a few demands.
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I need thrift store couches
under the bleachers.
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I've realized that
after smoking all day,
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it hurts to stand.
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Fair enough.
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Quinn Fabray,
you have a deal.
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Okay. We're going to make
100,000 copies
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of each poster.
And then...
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We'll ve each student
a swag bag full of this:
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We're going to call it "Kurt
Hummel's Bulging Pink Fun Sack. "
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Well, I... you know,
I don't know what to say.
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That happens to me all the time.
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My lips move, but
only dust comes out.
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You know, I appreciate
the enthusiasm.
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But... you know,
it's just all wrong.
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I think it's just,
you know, a tad too...
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Unicorn?
Gay.
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I feel like I might
as well have a big
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neon sign above my head
that says, you know,
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"GAY-DIDDY-GAY, GAY GAY-GAY-GAY!" I
mean, you'll need a long extension cord,
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but I love it.
I'm joking.
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Well, next time
you make a joke,
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nudge me in the ribs or, like,
honk a horn or something.
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Look, I don't just want
to be known as, you know,
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"Kurt Hummel, Homo. "
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What's wrong with that?
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Look, 99% of
the kids at the school
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are either freaks,
or closet freaks.
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The captain of the football
squad, he gets the job,
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but he doesn't
represent the people.
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That's why we
need a unicorn.
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And I agree with the sentiment,
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I just want something,
you know, toned down a tad.
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I came up with a
campaign poster, too.
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Okay?
Okay.
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Ta-da! Hmm?
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It's understated,
yet elegant.
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Inspired, of course, by the
classic Blackglama fur coat ads.
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Rumor has it that
Judy Garland-
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down on her luck and
thin as a baby bird-
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stole her Blackglama mink coat
after her photo shoot.
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And it wasn't
even lined yet.
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You should tell that story
during your campaign speech.
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It's like... so unicorn.
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I don't have time for this.
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Gotta meet the
Skanks on the roof.
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Gonna throw ketchup-covered
tampons at the marching band.
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You're back.
Yeah, I went to New York.
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Thought I'd do it all,
the whole working mother thing.
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But when I was in rehearsal,
even... even performing,
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I couldn't stop
thinking about Beth.
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How I could miss her
milestones, you know?
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Her first steps,
first words...
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first arabesque.
I get it.
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So when I got this job offer,
I couldn't refuse.
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I've missed so many
firsts in Rachel's life.
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I was not about to
do that with Beth.
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Neat story,
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but I'm late for
a meeting on the roof.
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Quinn, just listen to her.
Hey. Look.
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00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:07,465
Since the day that I gave
Rachel up for adoption,
243
00:10:07,549 --> 00:10:09,250
I have been walking through life
244
00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:12,003
searching for her face
everywhere I go.
245
00:10:12,087 --> 00:10:14,889
Imagining what she's doing,
what she may be like...
246
00:10:14,956 --> 00:10:16,974
I don't want you to go
through what I went through.
247
00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:19,177
Part of me is-is
back here because...
248
00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:20,812
because I want you
to get to know Beth.
249
00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:23,064
I want you to be
a part of her life.
250
00:10:23,131 --> 00:10:26,367
When do I get to see her?
251
00:10:26,435 --> 00:10:28,803
Are you okay?
What's going on with you?
252
00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:30,188
Are you even in Glee anymore?
253
00:10:30,272 --> 00:10:31,489
Did you come here
just to torment me
254
00:10:31,573 --> 00:10:32,857
with the idea of
seeing my child?
255
00:10:32,941 --> 00:10:35,943
Look. I want you to be
a part of Beth's life.
256
00:10:35,994 --> 00:10:37,995
But not like this.
257
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,914
If you're really
serious about Beth,
258
00:10:39,982 --> 00:10:42,533
clean up your act. You think
you can tell me what to do?
259
00:10:42,618 --> 00:10:44,535
Just cause you signed
a couple of papers?
260
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,671
You're not her mom!
I'm her mom!
261
00:10:46,755 --> 00:10:47,988
Quinn...
Me! So...
262
00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,325
You can pretend
all you want,
263
00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:54,558
but that is something you
are never going to be.
264
00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:13,344
Listen, Mr. Shue,
I'm all for participating,
265
00:11:13,428 --> 00:11:15,012
but Shay says I'm more
of a park and bark
266
00:11:15,096 --> 00:11:16,547
and I tend to agree.
267
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:17,848
A what and what?
268
00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:19,967
Park and bark-
I stand center stage
269
00:11:20,018 --> 00:11:21,518
singing the notes
no one else can
270
00:11:21,603 --> 00:11:23,170
while all of you guys
dance around me.
271
00:11:23,221 --> 00:11:25,389
Booty Camp is about
all of you dancing, Mercedes.
272
00:11:25,473 --> 00:11:26,523
In unison.
273
00:11:26,608 --> 00:11:27,941
I mean, look at
Vocal Adrenaline.
274
00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:30,110
When they're in synch-
one big terrifying machine,
275
00:11:30,178 --> 00:11:32,196
they're unstoppable.
276
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,281
Mike, do your thing.
Let's go.
277
00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:36,817
The jazz square, the grapevine,
step-touch,
278
00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:39,403
the kick ball change,
and pivot.
279
00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:42,156
We perfect these basics,
we'll win Nationals.
280
00:11:42,207 --> 00:11:43,540
Grapevine to
the right.
281
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:44,825
Five, six, seven, eight.
282
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,526
Keep it going.
283
00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:48,712
I- am- in- hell.
284
00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:50,497
I'm going to put
my light under a bushel,
285
00:11:50,548 --> 00:11:52,249
if only to shine brighter
for the auditions tomorrow.
286
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,468
I'm still trying to decide
287
00:11:54,535 --> 00:11:55,919
between "Maria"
and "Something's Coming. "
288
00:11:56,004 --> 00:11:58,705
Those are Tony songs. Are you
auditioning for Tony, too?
289
00:11:58,757 --> 00:12:00,891
Would that be weird?
No, no, not at all.
290
00:12:00,975 --> 00:12:02,375
You'd be a great Tony.
291
00:12:02,427 --> 00:12:04,344
Be the perfect Tony actually,
in some respects.
292
00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:07,264
Finn, you look like
you're stepping on bees.
293
00:12:07,348 --> 00:12:08,399
Come on,
Mercedes, blend.
294
00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:11,402
Well, except I'm a junior.
295
00:12:11,486 --> 00:12:13,153
Tony's the lead.
296
00:12:13,221 --> 00:12:15,489
Which means that a senior should
probably play that part.
297
00:12:15,556 --> 00:12:17,825
Yeah, that is kind
of how it works, huh?
298
00:12:17,892 --> 00:12:19,576
I'd be fine with Bernardo
or Officer Krupke.
299
00:12:19,661 --> 00:12:21,995
as long as it was
opposite your Tony.
300
00:12:22,063 --> 00:12:23,914
Kurt, jazz hands.
Fine.
301
00:12:27,786 --> 00:12:31,338
# La-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah #
302
00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:33,707
# La-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah #
303
00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:34,758
♪ La-ah... ♪
304
00:12:37,762 --> 00:12:39,596
Your range is better.
305
00:12:39,681 --> 00:12:41,765
It was impressive
a year and a half ago,
306
00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:43,767
but it's even
better now.
307
00:12:43,852 --> 00:12:45,686
This is a private rehearsal.
308
00:12:45,753 --> 00:12:48,188
What song are you
auditioning with?
309
00:12:48,256 --> 00:12:50,390
That's none of your business,
okay? If you've come here
310
00:12:50,442 --> 00:12:52,976
to ask me to join your little
group, the answer is no.
311
00:12:53,061 --> 00:12:54,561
My loyalty is
to the New Directions.
312
00:12:54,612 --> 00:12:56,029
They're my family,
313
00:12:56,097 --> 00:12:58,615
and family means something-
at least to me.
314
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,985
Rachel, like we talked about
before I'm your birth mother.
315
00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:03,603
Yeah, but not my mother.
I know, okay?
316
00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:05,438
I almost had to go to therapy
because of you. Rachel...
317
00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:08,041
Look, I-I'll be polite, okay?
Don't worry, if I see you
318
00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:10,610
in the halls Il make
eye contact and I'll nod.
319
00:13:10,662 --> 00:13:12,546
Now if you'll excuse me,
320
00:13:12,614 --> 00:13:14,915
I have to get back
to my rehearsal.
321
00:13:16,918 --> 00:13:18,418
"Somewhere
there's a place for us. "
322
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:21,839
I just said that there wasn't.
I'm talking about the song.
323
00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:23,290
I played Maria 18 times.
324
00:13:23,341 --> 00:13:24,925
"Somewhere" is the perfect
audition song for you.
325
00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:25,976
You should do it.
326
00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,797
Well, I was considering it.
327
00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:33,016
But it's a very
challenging song so...
328
00:13:33,101 --> 00:13:35,068
I was just going to do
"I Feel Pretty,"
329
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:36,687
which I'm actually
amazing at.
330
00:13:36,771 --> 00:13:38,939
You will never become
a star or get the lead
331
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:40,657
if you play it safe.
332
00:13:42,777 --> 00:13:45,045
Try it.
333
00:14:10,138 --> 00:14:19,563
♪ There's a place for us ♪
334
00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:27,187
♪ Somewhere a place for us ♪
335
00:14:27,238 --> 00:14:34,494
♪ Peace and quiet and open air ♪
336
00:14:34,546 --> 00:14:41,168
♪ Wait for us somewhere ♪
337
00:14:42,804 --> 00:14:50,227
♪ There's a time for us ♪
338
00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:58,551
♪ Someday a time for us ♪
339
00:14:58,603 --> 00:15:05,058
♪ Time together
with time to spare ♪
340
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:09,413
♪ Time to learn ♪
341
00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:13,566
♪ Time to care ♪
342
00:15:13,618 --> 00:15:17,337
♪ Someday ♪
343
00:15:17,405 --> 00:15:20,740
♪ Somewhere ♪
344
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:27,247
♪ We'll find a new
way of living ♪
345
00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:36,023
♪ Oh, we'll find
a way of forgiving ♪
346
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:44,031
♪ Somewhere ♪
347
00:15:44,098 --> 00:15:53,073
♪ There's a place for us ♪
348
00:15:53,124 --> 00:16:01,581
♪ A time and a place for us ♪
349
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:07,888
♪ Hold my hand
and we're halfway there ♪
350
00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:15,345
♪ Hold my hand
and I'll take you there ♪
351
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:20,150
♪ Somehow ♪
352
00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:25,072
♪ Someday ♪
353
00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:30,977
♪ Somewhere. ♪
354
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:33,914
Whoo!
355
00:16:33,981 --> 00:16:36,616
Awesome.
356
00:16:39,954 --> 00:16:41,922
Quinn Fabray used to be
on top of the world.
357
00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:43,874
She had it all.
358
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:48,995
But now she walks the hallways
of McKinley High broken, alone.
359
00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:51,965
What happened, Quinn Fabray?
360
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:54,434
I got involved in the arts.
361
00:16:54,502 --> 00:16:58,505
And now after a long day of
snorting Splenda and cutting class,
362
00:16:58,556 --> 00:17:01,775
she kills the pain the
only way she knows how-
363
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:04,277
smoking corn starch.
364
00:17:04,345 --> 00:17:06,646
Wait, what?
365
00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:09,483
Cut. The dummy could not
remember her lines, Coach.
366
00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:12,619
Now remember, just like
we rehearsed it.
367
00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:15,489
Mr. Schuester, I came here to
give you a piece of my mind.
368
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:16,873
What's going on here?
369
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,208
Rolling.
I used to have everything.
370
00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:20,327
Dated the quarterback
of the football team,
371
00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:22,496
was the captain of the Cheerios!
372
00:17:22,547 --> 00:17:24,464
I was the prettiest, most
popular girl at this school
373
00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:26,833
until I joined Glee Club,
and then it all went to hell.
374
00:17:26,884 --> 00:17:30,137
This is campaign dynamite.
I just want you to know
375
00:17:30,204 --> 00:17:34,424
that I am never coming back
to Glee Club- ever.
376
00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:36,709
Do you understand?
I hope you're happy.
377
00:17:36,761 --> 00:17:38,011
Ms. Fabray,
378
00:17:38,062 --> 00:17:39,763
wait.
379
00:17:39,847 --> 00:17:41,714
You know, there's only one
person in this world
380
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:43,150
that you care about
and that's yourself.
381
00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:44,935
You have no idea...
I'm not finished!
382
00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:47,070
Whoa. You're not a little
girl anymore, Quinn.
383
00:17:47,155 --> 00:17:49,740
How long do you plan
on playing the victim card?
384
00:17:49,824 --> 00:17:52,192
Since day one, you've done
nothing but sabotage
385
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:55,612
the same Glee Club that has been
there for you over and over again.
386
00:17:55,696 --> 00:17:57,998
When you got pregnant, when
your parents kicked you out,
387
00:17:58,065 --> 00:17:59,783
Mercedes even let
you live at her house.
388
00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:02,285
And I don't recall ever hearing
so much as a thank you.
389
00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:05,422
So now you're a train wreck.
Well, congratulations.
390
00:18:05,506 --> 00:18:08,908
But you stride into my office
and tell me that it's my fault?
391
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,178
Well, then,
392
00:18:11,245 --> 00:18:13,096
I have something
to say to you.
393
00:18:13,181 --> 00:18:14,681
Grow up.
394
00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:19,419
Would you turn that thing off?
395
00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,438
And... cut.
396
00:18:21,522 --> 00:18:23,273
Fantastic. I got...
397
00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:25,225
Oh, no, damn it.
398
00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:27,694
My finger was over the thingie.
I didn't get any of that.
399
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:28,595
Come on, Becky.
400
00:18:28,646 --> 00:18:29,813
That was really sexy.
401
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,721
Hey.
402
00:18:54,788 --> 00:18:57,474
I hope it's okay that
I just stopped by.
403
00:18:57,558 --> 00:19:00,093
How do you know
where I live?
404
00:19:00,144 --> 00:19:04,797
Um, I have friends
in law enforcement.
405
00:19:04,849 --> 00:19:07,967
Noah, I told you, I want you
to be a part of Beth's life,
406
00:19:08,019 --> 00:19:10,821
but on my terms. You can't
just barge in on me like this.
407
00:19:10,905 --> 00:19:12,155
Here's a drug test.
408
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,241
See? Totally clean.
409
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:17,110
I also haven't had a drink since we talked
- besides beer.
410
00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:19,913
I even did some homework.
Turns out Napoleon,
411
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:22,315
not just a dessert-
he was a real dude.
412
00:19:22,366 --> 00:19:23,667
Well, that is great.
413
00:19:23,751 --> 00:19:26,986
I'm- honestly I'm
truly impressed.
414
00:19:27,038 --> 00:19:30,207
But having a relationship with a child
isn't about little bursts of energy.
415
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,175
This is a long-term commitment.
416
00:19:33,327 --> 00:19:34,845
Crap, she's awake.
417
00:19:34,929 --> 00:19:36,213
Hi, sweetie.
418
00:19:36,297 --> 00:19:38,348
Come here.
419
00:19:38,432 --> 00:19:41,718
Oh, that's it.
420
00:19:41,802 --> 00:19:45,305
Okay. It's okay.
421
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:46,907
It's okay.
422
00:19:50,311 --> 00:19:52,062
My God, she
looks like Quinn.
423
00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:53,864
And you.
424
00:19:53,948 --> 00:19:55,699
She has that same
dopey smile.
425
00:19:55,783 --> 00:19:57,734
Can you say hi?
426
00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:01,821
I was happy, you know,
427
00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:04,991
that she was with you,
and it made it easier.
428
00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:06,576
I drew her a picture.
429
00:20:08,996 --> 00:20:10,714
It was supposed to be a clown,
430
00:20:10,798 --> 00:20:12,666
but it kind of turned out
like a pig,
431
00:20:12,717 --> 00:20:14,668
so I call it
a clown pig.
432
00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:16,336
It's kind of my own
made-up animal.
433
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,037
Look what he drew us.
Huh?
434
00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:20,206
Thought it might
make her think of me.
435
00:20:21,726 --> 00:20:23,543
You don't think it will
scare her, do you?
436
00:20:23,594 --> 00:20:25,395
No. She'll be okay.
437
00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:27,147
She's tough.
438
00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:30,684
Do you want to hold her?
439
00:20:34,438 --> 00:20:36,022
Can he hold you?
440
00:20:36,073 --> 00:20:38,224
If he takes your blankie,
can he hold you?
441
00:20:38,276 --> 00:20:39,993
I don't want
to freak her out.
442
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,395
We'll work up to it.
443
00:20:42,446 --> 00:20:44,397
I'll do anything-
444
00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:48,668
anything to prove to you
that I can be in her life.
445
00:20:48,736 --> 00:20:51,004
Please just give
me that chance.
446
00:20:59,669 --> 00:21:00,752
Here you go, buddy.
447
00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:02,387
Thanks, Coach.
448
00:21:02,455 --> 00:21:04,172
She's like my own
private Jim Henson.
449
00:21:04,257 --> 00:21:05,340
Next.
450
00:21:07,427 --> 00:21:08,793
Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel.
451
00:21:08,845 --> 00:21:10,846
And I'll be auditioning
for the role of Tony.
452
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:11,980
The male lead.
453
00:21:12,065 --> 00:21:13,315
That's great, Kurt.
454
00:21:13,399 --> 00:21:15,851
I'll be performing the seminal,
and in my case,
455
00:21:15,935 --> 00:21:17,402
semiautobiographical
Broadway classic,
456
00:21:17,470 --> 00:21:19,438
"I'm the Greatest Star,"
from Funny Girl.
457
00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:20,989
Isn't that a Streisand song?
458
00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:23,191
I know what you're thinking,
but I got written permission
459
00:21:23,276 --> 00:21:25,043
from the woman herself.
Ms. Rachel Berry.
460
00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:27,979
And I'd also like to thank
Cassius from my dad's tire shop
461
00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:29,748
for kindly constructing
my audition scaffolding.
462
00:21:29,815 --> 00:21:31,166
Okay, whenever you're ready.
463
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:43,011
♪ I'm the greatest star ♪
464
00:21:43,096 --> 00:21:46,631
♪ I am by far ♪
465
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:50,018
♪ But no one knows it ♪
466
00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:53,939
♪ Wait, they're gonna
hear a voice ♪
467
00:21:54,006 --> 00:21:55,107
♪ A silver flute ♪
468
00:21:55,174 --> 00:21:56,975
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah ♪
469
00:21:57,026 --> 00:21:58,610
They'll cheer each toot... #
470
00:21:58,677 --> 00:22:00,278
Hey, I hear it's terrific.
Hmm...
471
00:22:00,346 --> 00:22:03,231
♪ When I expose it ♪
472
00:22:03,316 --> 00:22:04,900
♪ Now, can't you see
to look at me ♪
473
00:22:04,984 --> 00:22:09,905
♪ That I'm a natural Camille? ♪
474
00:22:09,989 --> 00:22:13,825
♪ As Camille, I just feel ♪
475
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,193
♪ I've so much to offer ♪
476
00:22:15,244 --> 00:22:17,579
Hey, listen, kid,
I know I'd be divine because...
477
00:22:17,663 --> 00:22:21,032
♪ I'm a natural cougher ♪
478
00:22:23,836 --> 00:22:26,871
♪ Some ain't got it,
not a lump ♪
479
00:22:26,923 --> 00:22:29,641
♪ I'm a great big clump
of talent ♪
480
00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:31,176
Laugh!
481
00:22:31,227 --> 00:22:33,061
♪ They'll bend in half ♪
482
00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:35,397
Did you ever hear the story
about the traveling salesman?
483
00:22:35,481 --> 00:22:37,983
♪ A thousand jokes ♪
Stick around for the jokes.
484
00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:42,487
♪ A thousand faces,
I reiterate ♪
485
00:22:42,555 --> 00:22:45,407
♪ When you're gifted,
then you're gifted ♪
486
00:22:45,491 --> 00:22:50,162
♪ These are facts,
I got no axe to grind ♪
487
00:22:50,229 --> 00:22:51,947
Hey, what are you, blind?!
488
00:22:53,499 --> 00:22:55,867
♪ In all of the world so far ♪
489
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:59,588
♪ I'm the greatest star ♪
490
00:23:03,543 --> 00:23:08,013
♪ I'm the greatest star ♪
491
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,383
♪ I am by far ♪
492
00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:15,220
♪ But no one knows it ♪
493
00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:19,691
♪ That's why I was born ♪
494
00:23:19,758 --> 00:23:24,446
♪ I'll blow my horn ♪
495
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:28,283
♪ Till someone blows it ♪
496
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:32,237
♪ I'll light up like a light ♪
497
00:23:32,288 --> 00:23:34,072
♪ Right up like a light ♪
498
00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:37,492
♪ I'll flicker, then flare up ♪
499
00:23:37,577 --> 00:23:43,298
♪ All the world's
gonna stare up ♪
500
00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:45,283
♪ Looking down,
you'll never see me ♪
501
00:23:45,334 --> 00:23:48,720
♪ Try the sky,
'cause that'll be me ♪
502
00:23:48,787 --> 00:23:52,957
♪ I can make 'em cry,
I can make 'em sigh ♪
503
00:23:53,009 --> 00:23:58,480
♪ Someday they'll clamor
for my dram-er ♪
504
00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:02,767
♪ Have you guessed yet
who's the best yet? ♪
505
00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:08,240
♪ If you ain't,
I'll tell you one more time ♪
506
00:24:08,307 --> 00:24:11,693
♪ You bet your last dime ♪
507
00:24:11,777 --> 00:24:14,362
♪ In all of the world so far ♪
508
00:24:14,447 --> 00:24:16,814
♪ I am the greatest ♪
509
00:24:16,866 --> 00:24:19,251
♪ Greatest star... ♪
510
00:24:27,493 --> 00:24:28,960
Heck, yeah!
511
00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:31,263
Beautiful! Beautiful!
512
00:24:34,967 --> 00:24:36,885
Menthol 100's?
513
00:24:36,969 --> 00:24:38,336
Really, skank?
You can't be in here.
514
00:24:38,387 --> 00:24:39,521
It's the girls' bathroom.
515
00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:41,940
I'm always here;
the stalls are cleaner.
516
00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:45,193
Hey, you need to lose the
skank act and get it together.
517
00:24:45,278 --> 00:24:46,844
Look, everyone needs
to leave me alone,
518
00:24:46,896 --> 00:24:48,363
because this is who I am.
519
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,031
You look like a Real
Housewife of Reno.
520
00:24:51,317 --> 00:24:52,117
I saw Beth.
521
00:24:52,184 --> 00:24:53,851
So?
522
00:24:53,903 --> 00:24:54,852
She's perfect.
523
00:24:54,904 --> 00:24:57,188
She looks
just like you.
524
00:24:57,239 --> 00:24:58,239
Well, the old you.
525
00:24:58,324 --> 00:24:59,741
Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.
526
00:24:59,825 --> 00:25:01,376
We're not parent material.
527
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,694
We can be.
528
00:25:02,745 --> 00:25:04,028
We're never
going to be together.
529
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,081
I don't care about
you, I care about her.
530
00:25:06,165 --> 00:25:08,166
I don't want her having
questions or being messed up.
531
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:09,968
She needs you
in her life.
532
00:25:13,372 --> 00:25:14,673
Okay, Marias.
533
00:25:14,724 --> 00:25:16,224
For me,
it's Rachel Berry.
534
00:25:16,309 --> 00:25:17,926
I'm just a huge fan.
535
00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:20,145
She's got the eye of the tiger,
which I like.
536
00:25:20,212 --> 00:25:21,813
She's Jewish,
but I think that helps
537
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,481
with the whole
Puerto Rican thing.
538
00:25:23,549 --> 00:25:25,100
But we do have Mercedes
Jones coming in.
539
00:25:25,184 --> 00:25:27,435
For my money, she has the most
soulful voice here at McKinley.
540
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,221
Yeah, she's not white, either,
which I like for Maria.
541
00:25:30,272 --> 00:25:32,073
So we'll keep an open mind.
542
00:25:32,158 --> 00:25:34,025
Okey-doke.
543
00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:35,076
Um, Kurt Hummel
for Tony.
544
00:25:35,161 --> 00:25:36,328
I mean, let's
talk about
545
00:25:36,395 --> 00:25:37,996
star quality, shall we?
Kurt was awesome.
546
00:25:38,063 --> 00:25:39,664
No question.
547
00:25:39,732 --> 00:25:42,367
He owned that song like
it was his prison bitch.
548
00:25:42,418 --> 00:25:45,570
My thing is, Tony's supposed
to be from the streets.
549
00:25:45,621 --> 00:25:46,904
He's the leader
of the Jets,
550
00:25:46,956 --> 00:25:48,673
an alpha gang member.
551
00:25:48,741 --> 00:25:51,126
I look at Kurt,
and I don't believe it.
552
00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:54,012
Well, respectfully, Coach,
Tony's retired from the Jets.
553
00:25:54,079 --> 00:25:55,513
He's a poet of
the urban jungle.
554
00:25:55,581 --> 00:25:58,933
There is a delicate
wholesomeness to Kurt
555
00:25:59,018 --> 00:26:01,636
that's unexpected, but
not unwelcome, for Tony.
556
00:26:01,721 --> 00:26:03,438
I mean, if I were Maria,
I'd love to be held
557
00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:05,457
in Kurt's toothpick
arms on my fire escape.
558
00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:07,108
Listen, I
love the kid,
559
00:26:07,193 --> 00:26:10,094
but I want a Tony
that excites my lady parts.
560
00:26:10,146 --> 00:26:13,064
Hummel's too much of a lady.
561
00:26:13,132 --> 00:26:14,199
Well, Artie, you
know him best.
562
00:26:14,266 --> 00:26:15,900
Could Kurt, you
know, could he pass?
563
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:17,101
I'm a firm believer
564
00:26:17,153 --> 00:26:19,621
in color-blind,
non-traditional casting.
565
00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,873
For instance, I hope
to play Porgy one day.
566
00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:23,875
And we should definitely
see who else comes in.
567
00:26:23,942 --> 00:26:26,478
But, yeah, I'm a
little worried that
568
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:29,881
Kurt may be a little
delicate for Tony.
569
00:26:58,036 --> 00:27:00,371
This is not the poster
we agreed on!
570
00:27:00,438 --> 00:27:02,373
The poster that you wanted
gave me crippling depression.
571
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,824
I wanted something toned down!
572
00:27:03,908 --> 00:27:04,742
This is toned down.
573
00:27:04,793 --> 00:27:05,659
In the original,
574
00:27:05,744 --> 00:27:06,910
the unicorn was riding you.
575
00:27:06,961 --> 00:27:08,829
I don't know why
you're so upset.
576
00:27:08,913 --> 00:27:09,997
You're special; you
need to embrace it.
577
00:27:10,081 --> 00:27:12,449
This is who you are.
I'm not gonna win.
578
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,801
Rachel, Rachel!
I need you.
579
00:27:13,885 --> 00:27:15,803
I need you to come with me
to the auditorium right now
580
00:27:15,887 --> 00:27:17,137
and help me audition
for Tony again.
581
00:27:17,222 --> 00:27:18,555
Last-minute emergency
audition? Say no more.
582
00:27:18,623 --> 00:27:20,341
And stop putting
up those posters!
583
00:27:23,345 --> 00:27:25,962
I failed my precious unicorn.
584
00:27:26,014 --> 00:27:27,398
No.
585
00:27:27,465 --> 00:27:28,766
Look, this campaign
is brilliant.
586
00:27:28,817 --> 00:27:30,100
Really?
587
00:27:30,151 --> 00:27:32,519
Completely. And if
he doesn't get it,
588
00:27:32,604 --> 00:27:35,639
then he doesn't deserve to have
you as his campaign manager.
589
00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:37,658
There's no one like you.
590
00:27:37,742 --> 00:27:40,527
You're a genius, Brittany.
591
00:27:40,612 --> 00:27:42,446
You are the unicorn.
592
00:27:49,921 --> 00:27:52,089
Are we seeing more
ethnic Marias today?
593
00:27:52,156 --> 00:27:53,156
That's rude.
594
00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:54,375
Is there any more?
595
00:27:54,459 --> 00:27:54,991
Oh.
596
00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:56,293
I'm sorry,
597
00:27:56,344 --> 00:27:57,611
I thought you two
auditioned already.
598
00:27:57,679 --> 00:28:00,180
You heard me sing,
but I wanted to show you
599
00:28:00,265 --> 00:28:04,017
the pure masculine power and
intensity I would bring to Tony
600
00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:06,103
if and when
you graced me with the part.
601
00:28:08,773 --> 00:28:09,973
Sorry. Sorry.
602
00:28:10,024 --> 00:28:12,676
I've asked your
obvious Maria-elect
603
00:28:12,727 --> 00:28:14,228
to do a cold reading
with me,
604
00:28:14,312 --> 00:28:15,946
not from West Side Story,
605
00:28:16,013 --> 00:28:18,031
but from the play
it's originally based on,
606
00:28:18,116 --> 00:28:20,234
William Shakespeare's
Romeo and Juliet.
607
00:28:20,318 --> 00:28:22,352
And might I just add that I only
read through the scene once
608
00:28:22,404 --> 00:28:23,537
ten minutes ago
and I'm already off book.
609
00:28:23,621 --> 00:28:25,289
So you're playing Romeo, Kurt?
610
00:28:25,356 --> 00:28:27,357
Picture, if you will,
611
00:28:27,409 --> 00:28:29,376
Juliet's boudoir.
612
00:28:29,461 --> 00:28:30,377
Post coitus.
613
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:36,633
Wilt thou be gone?
614
00:28:36,701 --> 00:28:37,918
It is not yet
near day.
615
00:28:38,002 --> 00:28:39,720
It was the nightingale,
and not the lark,
616
00:28:39,804 --> 00:28:42,172
that pierced the fearful
hollow of thine ear.
617
00:28:42,223 --> 00:28:44,708
Nightly she sings on
yon pomegranate tree.
618
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:47,895
Believe me, love,
it was the nightingale.
619
00:28:47,979 --> 00:28:51,181
'Tis the lark, the herald
of the morn, no nightingale.
620
00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:53,684
Look, love,
what envious streaks do lace
621
00:28:53,735 --> 00:28:56,219
the severing clouds
in yonder east.
622
00:28:56,271 --> 00:28:59,222
Night candles are burnt out,
and jocund day stands tiptoe
623
00:28:59,274 --> 00:29:01,191
on the misty mountain tops.
624
00:29:01,242 --> 00:29:03,560
I must be gone and live,
or stay and die.
625
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:05,696
Thou light is not daylight,
I know it, I.
626
00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:07,164
It is some meteor
627
00:29:07,231 --> 00:29:09,900
that the sun exhal'd, to
be to thee a torch bearer,
628
00:29:09,951 --> 00:29:12,286
to light thee
on thy way to Mantua.
629
00:29:12,370 --> 00:29:15,906
Therefore stay yet;
thou need'st not be gone.
630
00:29:15,957 --> 00:29:18,292
Let me be ta'en, let
me be put to death;
631
00:29:18,376 --> 00:29:20,093
for I am content,
thou wilt have it so.
632
00:29:20,178 --> 00:29:22,078
I'll say
633
00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:24,414
that yon grey is not
the morning eye.
634
00:29:24,466 --> 00:29:26,850
'Tis but the pale reflex
of Cynthia's brow...
635
00:29:31,222 --> 00:29:33,190
Nor-Nor that is
not the lark,
636
00:29:33,257 --> 00:29:36,026
whose notes do beat the vaulty
heaven so high above our heads.
637
00:29:36,093 --> 00:29:38,094
I have more care to stay
than will to go:
638
00:29:38,146 --> 00:29:39,980
home, death, welcome!
639
00:29:40,064 --> 00:29:41,431
For Juliet wills it so...
640
00:29:45,286 --> 00:29:47,037
No, it's- kiss me.
It's fine, you can kiss me.
641
00:29:47,104 --> 00:29:48,622
I don't...
We can keep going.
642
00:29:48,706 --> 00:29:49,656
Kurt.
643
00:29:49,741 --> 00:29:52,159
Kurt, I'm so sorry. Kurt.
644
00:30:02,387 --> 00:30:05,138
SUGAR
# I am a shining star #
645
00:30:05,223 --> 00:30:09,960
♪ I am a shining star,
I am a shining... ♪
646
00:30:10,011 --> 00:30:12,062
Okay, stop, stop. Stop!
647
00:30:12,129 --> 00:30:15,232
# I am a shining
star, I am a shining star #
648
00:30:15,299 --> 00:30:16,650
Do you hear the difference?
649
00:30:16,734 --> 00:30:17,901
Yeah, I sound good.
650
00:30:17,969 --> 00:30:18,802
You know,
651
00:30:18,853 --> 00:30:20,437
why don't you take the day off?
652
00:30:20,488 --> 00:30:22,773
I need to catch up on
My Strange Addiction episodes,
653
00:30:22,824 --> 00:30:24,608
and you kind of have this
irritating nasally quality
654
00:30:24,659 --> 00:30:26,577
that I can only take so much of.
655
00:30:26,644 --> 00:30:28,028
Sorry, Asperger's.
656
00:30:34,419 --> 00:30:35,419
She's hopeless, you know.
657
00:30:35,486 --> 00:30:36,420
Nobody's hopeless.
658
00:30:36,487 --> 00:30:38,372
What happened to you, Quinn?
659
00:30:38,456 --> 00:30:39,840
Sorry.
660
00:30:39,924 --> 00:30:41,091
I know what happened to you.
661
00:30:41,158 --> 00:30:42,209
Same thing happened to me
662
00:30:42,293 --> 00:30:43,293
when I gave up Rachel.
663
00:30:43,344 --> 00:30:44,545
I went with
a Regis Philbin tattoo
664
00:30:44,629 --> 00:30:46,263
and the Sinead O'Connor
haircut.
665
00:30:46,331 --> 00:30:48,632
Must have looked like crap.
666
00:30:48,683 --> 00:30:50,183
It was a disaster.
667
00:30:52,604 --> 00:30:54,221
But eventually,
I realized
668
00:30:54,305 --> 00:30:56,306
that no matter
how much it hurt me...
669
00:30:58,192 --> 00:31:00,727
I did right by my daughter.
670
00:31:00,812 --> 00:31:03,397
That's the real measure
of motherhood:
671
00:31:03,481 --> 00:31:06,400
how much of yourself
will you give up for them?
672
00:31:06,484 --> 00:31:08,018
King Solomon and all that.
673
00:31:08,069 --> 00:31:09,820
Yeah, well, I'm not going back
to being that girl.
674
00:31:09,871 --> 00:31:11,538
Little miss
blonde perfect.
675
00:31:11,623 --> 00:31:12,956
Quinn...
676
00:31:13,024 --> 00:31:15,042
were you ever really that girl?
677
00:31:15,126 --> 00:31:16,627
I mean,
would that kind of girl
678
00:31:16,694 --> 00:31:18,194
even get pregnant
in the first place?
679
00:31:18,246 --> 00:31:20,964
Do you seriously expect me to
think that this is the real you?
680
00:31:21,032 --> 00:31:22,499
Yeah.
681
00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:23,500
Yeah, sure.
682
00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:25,052
Something like this.
683
00:31:25,136 --> 00:31:26,503
You're 18.
You're graduating high school.
684
00:31:26,554 --> 00:31:27,721
This is the time,
685
00:31:27,805 --> 00:31:30,257
this is the time
when you should find yourself.
686
00:31:30,341 --> 00:31:33,010
First step
to becoming an adult:
687
00:31:33,061 --> 00:31:34,561
stop punishing yourself
688
00:31:34,646 --> 00:31:36,430
for things you did
when you were a child.
689
00:31:40,051 --> 00:31:41,685
Can I see her?
690
00:31:41,736 --> 00:31:43,353
I know Puck got to.
691
00:31:43,404 --> 00:31:44,855
Not yet.
692
00:31:44,906 --> 00:31:47,691
How about a photo?
693
00:31:47,742 --> 00:31:48,692
Please?
694
00:31:57,068 --> 00:31:59,202
You want to know
who you really are?
695
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:02,122
Look at that sweet,
special little face.
696
00:32:02,206 --> 00:32:03,707
She looks just like you.
697
00:32:03,758 --> 00:32:05,959
You can be a part of
this family, too, Quinn.
698
00:32:06,044 --> 00:32:08,712
I really want you to be.
699
00:32:08,763 --> 00:32:09,746
It's all up to you.
700
00:32:25,199 --> 00:32:26,783
Lug nut.
701
00:32:26,867 --> 00:32:28,034
Wrench.
702
00:32:29,987 --> 00:32:31,871
You're really good at
that, whatever it is
703
00:32:31,938 --> 00:32:33,773
that you're doing over there.
704
00:32:33,824 --> 00:32:36,125
Thanks for helping me out.
Yeah, well,
705
00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:38,161
I need the distraction. I'm
gonna be in emotional DEFCON 1
706
00:32:38,245 --> 00:32:40,296
until they post the audition
results for the musical,
707
00:32:40,381 --> 00:32:42,948
which means I'm gonna be even
more self-centered than usual,
708
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,751
just so you know. Why? You
know you're gonna get the lead.
709
00:32:44,802 --> 00:32:46,386
I know I am, but, I mean,
710
00:32:46,453 --> 00:32:47,887
you don't really know
until you know.
711
00:32:47,954 --> 00:32:49,338
You can still try out.
712
00:32:49,423 --> 00:32:51,174
I mean, the field for Tony
is wide open.
713
00:32:51,258 --> 00:32:52,508
Well, I mean, between
football and school,
714
00:32:52,593 --> 00:32:53,843
I don't really have time.
715
00:32:53,927 --> 00:32:55,395
And I got to go to
this Booty Camp thing.
716
00:32:55,462 --> 00:32:58,464
My dancing has got to get better
or it's gonna cost us Nationals.
717
00:32:58,515 --> 00:33:00,400
Plus, Burt pays me good here.
718
00:33:00,467 --> 00:33:02,468
I'm saving up
for college and stuff.
719
00:33:02,519 --> 00:33:03,736
I just... I don't want you
to give up
720
00:33:03,804 --> 00:33:04,937
on what makes you most special.
721
00:33:04,988 --> 00:33:06,773
You know, you're
really talented.
722
00:33:06,824 --> 00:33:09,859
Talented enough to get
into NYADA if you applied.
723
00:33:09,943 --> 00:33:11,911
What if I don't want to?
I mean, and not saying
724
00:33:11,978 --> 00:33:14,113
that I don't,
but if I stay here,
725
00:33:14,164 --> 00:33:16,449
work for Burt, I mean,
would that be so bad?
726
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,752
No, not if it made you happy.
727
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:21,337
But I don't
think it would.
728
00:33:21,422 --> 00:33:22,855
You're better than that.
729
00:33:22,923 --> 00:33:25,558
You may not know
it, but I do.
730
00:33:25,626 --> 00:33:27,710
You're the best girlfriend ever.
731
00:33:28,995 --> 00:33:30,596
No, you have grease
on your nose.
732
00:33:30,664 --> 00:33:32,465
Oh. Sorry.
733
00:33:32,516 --> 00:33:33,466
What the heck?
734
00:33:34,768 --> 00:33:36,886
Quit making out
in the shop.
735
00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:39,138
What do you want?
Nothing.
736
00:33:39,189 --> 00:33:41,057
Is Finn the only son
that can help out around here?
737
00:33:41,141 --> 00:33:42,692
Uh, no, but you only
volunteer to help
738
00:33:42,776 --> 00:33:44,894
when you want money or you want
to talk about something.
739
00:33:44,978 --> 00:33:46,062
What's going on?
740
00:33:46,146 --> 00:33:48,114
I made a list.
741
00:33:48,181 --> 00:33:49,565
These are the only musicals
742
00:33:49,650 --> 00:33:51,234
that I am a shoo-in to
play the lead role in.
743
00:33:51,318 --> 00:33:52,902
Number one: La Cage aux Folles.
744
00:33:52,986 --> 00:33:54,704
Number two: Falsettos.
745
00:33:54,788 --> 00:33:57,490
Number three: Miss Saigon,
as Miss Saigon.
746
00:33:57,541 --> 00:34:00,660
But that's off the list when
and if I ever start shaving.
747
00:34:00,711 --> 00:34:01,694
Du, you're gay.
748
00:34:01,745 --> 00:34:03,195
Excuse me?
You're gay.
749
00:34:03,247 --> 00:34:05,331
And you're not like Rock Hudson
gay; you're really gay.
750
00:34:05,382 --> 00:34:06,666
You sing
like Diana Ross,
751
00:34:06,717 --> 00:34:08,634
and you dress like you own
a magic chocolate factory.
752
00:34:08,702 --> 00:34:09,702
Okay, why are
you being
753
00:34:09,753 --> 00:34:10,920
so mean to me?
What is wrong
754
00:34:10,988 --> 00:34:12,221
with any of that?
It's who you are.
755
00:34:12,306 --> 00:34:14,223
And I'm not saying that
I'm ashamed of it.
756
00:34:14,308 --> 00:34:16,259
The problem is that if I want
to be an actor,
757
00:34:16,343 --> 00:34:18,478
I have to pass as straight
to get the great romantic roles.
758
00:34:18,545 --> 00:34:21,314
And I want those roles.
Every actor does.
759
00:34:21,381 --> 00:34:25,318
But to not get a shot at it-
I mean, it kills me.
760
00:34:25,385 --> 00:34:27,219
I don't know if you've
noticed, but no one's
761
00:34:27,271 --> 00:34:28,771
really looking for
a Kurt Hummel type
762
00:34:28,856 --> 00:34:31,056
to play opposite Kate
Hudson in a rom com.
763
00:34:31,108 --> 00:34:33,058
Kurt, I say, if they're
not writing movies
764
00:34:33,110 --> 00:34:34,610
and plays for
performers like you,
765
00:34:34,695 --> 00:34:36,496
then you got to start
writing your own.
766
00:34:36,563 --> 00:34:38,247
I mean, you're awesome.
767
00:34:38,332 --> 00:34:39,565
Change the rules.
Write your own history.
768
00:34:39,616 --> 00:34:42,067
I'm just tired
of being a unicorn, Dad.
769
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:44,954
You know what they call
a unicorn without a horn?
770
00:34:45,038 --> 00:34:46,756
A freaking horse.
771
00:35:05,392 --> 00:35:06,392
That's it.
772
00:35:06,443 --> 00:35:07,760
All right, Finn.
773
00:35:07,811 --> 00:35:10,029
You got this, buddy.
Come on.
774
00:35:10,096 --> 00:35:12,031
Ha ha roo-ha ha.
775
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,775
You okay?
I can't do this.
776
00:35:22,826 --> 00:35:24,493
You can.
I can't.
777
00:35:24,578 --> 00:35:26,329
Hey, who knows more
about dancing- you or me?
778
00:35:26,413 --> 00:35:27,713
You.
779
00:35:27,781 --> 00:35:29,448
That's right.
780
00:35:29,499 --> 00:35:30,917
Look, I know
you can do this.
781
00:35:30,968 --> 00:35:32,284
And I believe in you.
782
00:35:33,470 --> 00:35:34,720
One more time.
783
00:35:34,788 --> 00:35:35,972
That's right.
784
00:35:37,674 --> 00:35:39,258
Here we go.
785
00:35:49,469 --> 00:35:50,937
There you go.
786
00:36:02,366 --> 00:36:04,784
Good job, buddy.
787
00:36:04,835 --> 00:36:07,253
That's great.
788
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,088
Can I help
you, Quinn?
789
00:36:10,624 --> 00:36:12,842
I heard this was for people
who needed a little help
790
00:36:12,926 --> 00:36:15,160
with their dance moves
and want to win Nationals.
791
00:36:15,212 --> 00:36:17,763
That's right.
So, I'm a little rusty.
792
00:36:17,831 --> 00:36:21,767
And, uh... would it be cool
if I joined in?
793
00:36:21,835 --> 00:36:24,520
Absolutely.
794
00:36:24,605 --> 00:36:26,555
Welcome back.
Get in here, girl.
795
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,673
You've been missed.
796
00:36:29,276 --> 00:36:30,359
All right.
Oh, I've missed you.
797
00:36:30,444 --> 00:36:31,677
All right, let's line it up.
798
00:36:31,728 --> 00:36:33,946
Enough, enough. All right,
let's get in lines.
799
00:36:34,014 --> 00:36:35,481
Booty Camp, here we go.
Line it up.
800
00:36:35,532 --> 00:36:36,849
Oh, Kurt, um...
801
00:36:38,018 --> 00:36:39,452
I'm proud of you.
802
00:36:42,489 --> 00:36:44,189
I have to get her back.
803
00:36:44,241 --> 00:36:45,574
If that takes dying
my hair blonde
804
00:36:45,659 --> 00:36:47,526
and pretending that
I think I'm special,
805
00:36:47,577 --> 00:36:48,861
that's something
I'm willing to do.
806
00:36:48,912 --> 00:36:50,496
We're going to
get full custody.
807
00:36:59,110 --> 00:37:00,828
Do you eat a whole chicken
every day?
808
00:37:00,912 --> 00:37:02,579
I eat a whole chicken
at every meal.
809
00:37:02,647 --> 00:37:04,665
Well, hello, She-Hulk,
810
00:37:04,749 --> 00:37:07,117
Weepy the Vestclown.
Good one.
811
00:37:07,168 --> 00:37:08,652
And Little Miss Golden Marmoset.
812
00:37:08,703 --> 00:37:10,838
It's a Brazilian
monkey,
813
00:37:10,922 --> 00:37:12,589
and seriously, it's
your spitting image.
814
00:37:12,657 --> 00:37:14,174
I'm going to send
you a photo.
815
00:37:14,259 --> 00:37:16,326
Are you still at
FreakishBonyGinger@gmail?
816
00:37:16,377 --> 00:37:18,095
Oh hey, Sue,
you hear the good news?
817
00:37:18,179 --> 00:37:19,596
Quinn is back
in Glee Club,
818
00:37:19,664 --> 00:37:20,881
which sort of throws a wrench
819
00:37:20,965 --> 00:37:21,932
in your whole
campaign commercial.
820
00:37:21,999 --> 00:37:23,267
Well, actually,
Butt Chin,
821
00:37:23,334 --> 00:37:25,102
couldn't have written
it any better myself.
822
00:37:25,169 --> 00:37:27,838
In fact, it gives my campaign
a whole new narrative.
823
00:37:27,889 --> 00:37:29,339
Quinn Fabray is an addict,
824
00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:31,108
and she's relapsed
825
00:37:31,175 --> 00:37:32,810
back into her
Glee Club addiction.
826
00:37:32,861 --> 00:37:34,278
Mmm.
You see, the arts
827
00:37:34,345 --> 00:37:36,864
are like crack, William,
but much more addictive
828
00:37:36,948 --> 00:37:38,365
and not nearly
as glamorous.
829
00:37:38,450 --> 00:37:40,284
And my new spot
airs tomorrow.
830
00:37:40,351 --> 00:37:41,401
Sorry, Sue.
831
00:37:41,486 --> 00:37:43,403
Your scare tactics
are not going to work.
832
00:37:43,488 --> 00:37:45,456
Well, they're already
working, William.
833
00:37:45,523 --> 00:37:47,875
You see, I've made hating
the arts into a brand.
834
00:37:47,959 --> 00:37:49,743
People are hurting,
unemployment is up,
835
00:37:49,828 --> 00:37:51,662
the dollar is weak,
and the arts smack
836
00:37:51,713 --> 00:37:53,747
of elitism and
self-absorption,
837
00:37:53,832 --> 00:37:55,916
indulgence and
privilege.
838
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,634
When times are tough,
that's something
839
00:37:57,702 --> 00:37:59,837
that Americans
cannot stomach.
840
00:37:59,888 --> 00:38:01,338
Well, I just
got a text
841
00:38:01,389 --> 00:38:04,258
from Becky, replete with
hilarious auto-corrects.
842
00:38:04,342 --> 00:38:06,126
Polling has me
nine points up
843
00:38:06,194 --> 00:38:09,045
on my Republican challenger/
pizza magnate,
844
00:38:09,097 --> 00:38:11,098
Reggie "The Sauce" Salazar.
You know what that means?
845
00:38:11,199 --> 00:38:14,151
It means, today,
I am in first place.
846
00:38:14,218 --> 00:38:16,103
So I'm going to have
a seat over there
847
00:38:16,187 --> 00:38:17,187
at the first
place table.
848
00:38:17,238 --> 00:38:18,722
Hey, you're free
to join me-
849
00:38:18,773 --> 00:38:21,325
if any of you have ever
come in first place.
850
00:38:21,392 --> 00:38:23,911
Recently.
851
00:38:23,995 --> 00:38:25,946
What are we going to do?
We cannot let her win.
852
00:38:26,030 --> 00:38:27,447
Then we got to
find someone
853
00:38:27,532 --> 00:38:28,999
with credibility to
run against her.
854
00:38:29,066 --> 00:38:30,901
I mean, the anti-Sue.
855
00:38:50,688 --> 00:38:52,306
Brittany, hey, hey.
Look. Huh?
856
00:38:52,390 --> 00:38:54,107
You were absolutely right.
857
00:38:54,192 --> 00:38:56,143
I need to celebrate
who I am.
858
00:38:56,227 --> 00:38:57,761
And I am unicorn.
859
00:38:57,812 --> 00:39:00,531
Oh, I love my happy,
happy unicorn.
860
00:39:00,598 --> 00:39:01,899
Thank you.
861
00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:03,567
I'm so proud of you.
862
00:39:03,618 --> 00:39:05,369
So what do you say you come
to my place after school
863
00:39:05,436 --> 00:39:07,487
and, uh, we'll give
each other oatmeal facials
864
00:39:07,572 --> 00:39:09,206
and... and watch
Project Runway
865
00:39:09,273 --> 00:39:11,742
and, you know, talk
campaign strategy
866
00:39:11,793 --> 00:39:13,961
while, uh, sampling
some of my zero-cal
867
00:39:14,045 --> 00:39:15,796
loganberry pumpkin torte. Huh?
Huh? Thanks, um, but I can't.
868
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,798
Santana and I are working
on campaign posters.
869
00:39:17,882 --> 00:39:19,583
Oh, um, I...
I already have them.
870
00:39:19,634 --> 00:39:21,385
No, for my campaign.
871
00:39:21,452 --> 00:39:23,003
I decided to run, too.
'Cause, you know,
872
00:39:23,087 --> 00:39:24,555
the last six senior
class presidents,
873
00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:26,790
they've all been guys, and
look where that's got us-
874
00:39:26,841 --> 00:39:28,458
you know, teetering on
a double-dip recession.
875
00:39:28,526 --> 00:39:31,127
Besides, I'm
also a unicorn.
876
00:39:31,179 --> 00:39:33,347
Maybe a bi-corn.
877
00:39:33,431 --> 00:39:35,799
Either way, I'm starting
to believe in my own magic.
878
00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:37,968
Good luck, Kurt.
879
00:39:38,019 --> 00:39:39,236
I will see you at
the debate, okay?
880
00:39:42,073 --> 00:39:43,574
Blaine Anderson.
881
00:39:45,276 --> 00:39:47,277
Hi, guys.
Greetings.
882
00:39:47,328 --> 00:39:49,446
Uh, what song will you
be singing today?
883
00:39:49,497 --> 00:39:51,147
Uh, "Something's Coming. "
884
00:39:57,288 --> 00:40:00,007
♪ Could be ♪
885
00:40:00,091 --> 00:40:03,594
♪ Who knows? ♪
886
00:40:03,661 --> 00:40:06,162
♪ There's something due
any day ♪
887
00:40:06,214 --> 00:40:07,831
♪ I will know right away ♪
888
00:40:07,882 --> 00:40:11,101
♪ Soon as it shows ♪
889
00:40:11,168 --> 00:40:13,103
♪ It may come cannonballing
down through the sky ♪
890
00:40:13,170 --> 00:40:17,307
♪ Gleam in its eye,
bright as a rose ♪
891
00:40:17,358 --> 00:40:19,276
♪ Who knows? ♪
892
00:40:20,778 --> 00:40:22,562
♪ It's only just out of reach ♪
893
00:40:22,647 --> 00:40:24,364
♪ Down the block, on a beach ♪
894
00:40:24,449 --> 00:40:27,701
♪ Under a tree ♪
895
00:40:27,785 --> 00:40:29,653
♪ I got a feeling
there's a miracle due ♪
896
00:40:29,704 --> 00:40:35,042
♪ Gonna come true,
coming to me ♪
897
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,046
♪ Could it be?
Yes, it could ♪
898
00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:41,031
♪ Something's coming,
something good ♪
899
00:40:41,082 --> 00:40:43,967
♪ If I can wait ♪
900
00:40:44,035 --> 00:40:45,252
♪ Something's coming ♪
901
00:40:45,336 --> 00:40:47,170
♪ I don't know what it is ♪
902
00:40:47,221 --> 00:40:51,475
♪ But it is gonna be great ♪
903
00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:54,011
♪ With a click, with a shock ♪
904
00:40:54,062 --> 00:40:56,546
♪ Phone'll jingle,
door'll knock ♪
905
00:40:56,597 --> 00:40:59,349
♪ Open the latch ♪
906
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,551
♪ Something's coming,
don't know when ♪
907
00:41:01,602 --> 00:41:03,854
♪ But it's soon,
catch the moon ♪
908
00:41:03,905 --> 00:41:06,273
♪ One-handed catch ♪
909
00:41:06,357 --> 00:41:11,912
♪ Around the corner ♪
910
00:41:11,996 --> 00:41:16,950
♪ Or whistling down the river ♪
911
00:41:17,035 --> 00:41:19,336
♪ Come on ♪
912
00:41:19,403 --> 00:41:22,089
♪ Deliver ♪
913
00:41:22,173 --> 00:41:27,461
♪ To me ♪
914
00:41:27,545 --> 00:41:30,080
♪ Will it be?
Yes, it will ♪
915
00:41:30,131 --> 00:41:32,766
♪ Maybe just by holding still ♪
916
00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:35,352
♪ It'll be there ♪
917
00:41:35,419 --> 00:41:37,420
♪ Come on, something,
co on in ♪
918
00:41:37,472 --> 00:41:39,923
♪ Don't be shy, meet a guy ♪
919
00:41:39,974 --> 00:41:42,559
♪ Pull up a chair ♪
920
00:41:42,610 --> 00:41:46,897
♪ The air is humming ♪
921
00:41:46,948 --> 00:41:51,101
♪ And something great
is coming ♪
922
00:41:53,204 --> 00:41:56,540
♪ Who knows? ♪
923
00:41:56,607 --> 00:41:59,109
♪ It's only just out of reach ♪
924
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,994
♪ Down the block, on a beach ♪
925
00:42:01,079 --> 00:42:03,413
♪ Maybe tonight ♪
926
00:42:04,665 --> 00:42:06,917
♪ Maybe tonight ♪
927
00:42:08,169 --> 00:42:15,892
♪ Maybe tonight. ♪
928
00:42:18,963 --> 00:42:20,130
Whoo!
929
00:42:22,683 --> 00:42:24,968
I so want to give you
a standing ovation right now.
930
00:42:25,019 --> 00:42:26,770
Thank you.
931
00:42:26,821 --> 00:42:29,156
Wait. Wait.
932
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,324
On your audition form,
you said you
933
00:42:31,409 --> 00:42:33,610
were only interested
in the role of Bernardo.
934
00:42:33,661 --> 00:42:35,779
Uh, yeah, or, um, Office Krupke.
935
00:42:35,830 --> 00:42:36,997
Either one's fine.
936
00:42:39,450 --> 00:42:41,985
Would you mind
reading for Tony?
937
00:42:47,353 --> 00:42:57,353
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