1
00:00:00,410 --> 00:00:01,600
So here's what you missed on Glee.
2
00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:03,613
Quinn and Puck want their baby back,
but then Puck kissed Shelby,
3
00:00:03,621 --> 00:00:04,630
so now he doesn't know
what side he's on.
4
00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:05,722
Do you want
our baby back or not?
5
00:00:05,747 --> 00:00:06,935
Santana and Brittany have
6
00:00:06,969 --> 00:00:08,416
a secret thing going,
and they quit
7
00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:09,620
the Glee Club with Mercedes
to join the Trouble Tones.
8
00:00:09,659 --> 00:00:11,081
Awesome! More backup for me.
9
00:00:12,505 --> 00:00:13,835
because they're both
running for Congress.
10
00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,880
I'm too late to get
on the ballot, but I can still
11
00:00:15,921 --> 00:00:17,672
run as a write-in candidate.
And Kurt and Rachel and Brittany
12
00:00:17,711 --> 00:00:19,000
are all mad
at each other because
13
00:00:19,066 --> 00:00:20,053
they're all running
for class president.
14
00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:20,997
I will see you at the debate.
15
00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,354
Everyone's mad at each other.
16
00:00:22,393 --> 00:00:23,143
It's crazy.
No, you're crazy!
17
00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:24,337
Did you airbrush out your jowls?
18
00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:25,479
I can't work with her!
19
00:00:25,507 --> 00:00:26,678
I thought I smelled blue collar.
20
00:00:26,731 --> 00:00:27,984
Stop!
Would you turn that thing off?
21
00:00:28,005 --> 00:00:29,374
And that's what
you missed on Glee.
22
00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:34,177
It's happened.
23
00:00:34,212 --> 00:00:36,469
The Lion King, Puckfasa,
has been caged.
24
00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,959
I've been in love before,
but this time feels different.
25
00:00:38,993 --> 00:00:40,976
This time feels grown up.
26
00:00:40,996 --> 00:00:41,969
Don't judge me.
27
00:00:42,016 --> 00:00:43,428
I'm 18; it's legal.
28
00:00:43,463 --> 00:00:45,460
Besides, the age difference
isn't that crazy.
29
00:00:45,494 --> 00:00:47,453
Just look at Ashton and Demi,
Indiana Jones and Ally McBeal,
30
00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:49,457
Woody Allen
and that Chinese girl.
31
00:00:49,491 --> 00:00:51,028
I get that teacher/student
relationships are tricky,
32
00:00:51,097 --> 00:00:52,938
but aren't all relationships?
33
00:00:52,981 --> 00:00:55,917
I'm willing to put in
the work for this one.
34
00:00:59,514 --> 00:01:02,474
When she looks at me, I don't
feel like a boy anymore.
35
00:01:02,508 --> 00:01:05,011
I feel like the man
that I've always wanted to be.
36
00:01:05,045 --> 00:01:06,545
A family man.
37
00:01:06,595 --> 00:01:08,494
I live for fourth period.
38
00:01:08,517 --> 00:01:10,144
Shelby's been subbing for
Mr. Clippenger in Geometry
39
00:01:10,178 --> 00:01:11,515
ever since he ate
that bad cantaloupe.
40
00:01:11,543 --> 00:01:13,107
I know I'm supposed to be
learning about
41
00:01:13,168 --> 00:01:14,986
grammars and stuff,
but all I can think about
42
00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:17,103
is what color underwear
Ms. C is wearing
43
00:01:17,149 --> 00:01:18,723
and if she knows how to dance.
44
00:01:25,814 --> 00:01:27,456
Did you do your homework, dude?
45
00:01:32,416 --> 00:01:35,578
Wait. W-Wait
a second, man.
46
00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:39,002
What do you think the teacher's
gonna look like this year?
47
00:01:39,036 --> 00:01:41,550
Whoa!
48
00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:47,049
¶ T-Teacher,
stop that screaming ¶
49
00:01:47,088 --> 00:01:49,173
¶ Teacher, don't you see?
50
00:01:49,207 --> 00:01:52,677
¶ Don't want to be
no uptown fool ¶
51
00:01:52,711 --> 00:01:55,675
¶ Maybe I should go to hell,
but I am doing well ¶
52
00:01:55,709 --> 00:02:00,268
¶ Teacher needs to see me
after school ¶
53
00:02:00,318 --> 00:02:04,388
¶ I think of all the education
that I missed ¶
54
00:02:04,402 --> 00:02:07,405
¶ But then my homework
was never quite like this ¶
55
00:02:10,724 --> 00:02:14,505
¶ Oh, got it bad,
got it bad, got it bad ¶
56
00:02:14,541 --> 00:02:16,917
¶ I'm hot for teacher
57
00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:22,211
¶ I got it bad, so bad
58
00:02:22,245 --> 00:02:24,764
¶ I'm hot for teacher
59
00:02:28,765 --> 00:02:31,766
Ah, I think the clock
is slow, man.
60
00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:32,772
I don't feel tardy.
61
00:02:32,799 --> 00:02:34,020
Ah, I just been here so long.
62
00:02:34,057 --> 00:02:36,226
I got to get out of here.
63
00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:38,854
Class dismissed!
64
00:02:42,059 --> 00:02:46,733
¶ I heard about your lessons,
but lessons are so cold ¶
65
00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,654
¶ I know about this school
66
00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:53,872
¶ Little girl from Cherry Lawn,
how can you be so bold? ¶
67
00:02:53,902 --> 00:02:57,621
¶ How did you know
that golden rule? ¶
68
00:02:57,657 --> 00:03:00,714
¶ I think of all the education
that I missed ¶
69
00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:04,886
¶ But then my homework
was never quite like this ¶
70
00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:11,312
¶ Whoa, got it bad,
got it bad, got it bad ¶
71
00:03:11,346 --> 00:03:13,645
¶ I'm hot for teacher
72
00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:18,678
¶ I've got it bad, so bad
73
00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:21,903
¶ I'm hot for teacher
74
00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:25,569
¶ Whoa, oh, yes, I'm hot
75
00:03:25,601 --> 00:03:28,305
¶ Oh, whoa, oh, yes, I'm hot
76
00:03:28,327 --> 00:03:30,356
¶ Whoa.
77
00:03:34,443 --> 00:03:36,246
Whoo!
78
00:03:36,279 --> 00:03:37,326
Wow!
79
00:03:37,364 --> 00:03:39,506
Puck, guys, spectacular!
80
00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:41,006
What a way
to start off this week!
81
00:03:41,038 --> 00:03:41,918
You guys didn'td
82
00:03:41,963 --> 00:03:43,290
an assignment to work on this.
83
00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,710
You just did it.
84
00:03:44,759 --> 00:03:46,852
Mr. Schuester, while
the performance was excellent...
85
00:03:46,882 --> 00:03:48,257
particularly the drumming...
86
00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:49,379
don't you think
that the subject matter
87
00:03:49,435 --> 00:03:50,501
is a little inappropriate?
88
00:03:50,503 --> 00:03:51,637
Well, that depends on
89
00:03:51,671 --> 00:03:53,599
what Puck's intent was
when he chose this song.
90
00:03:58,985 --> 00:04:01,314
I guess I just,
uh, dig Van Halen.
91
00:04:01,348 --> 00:04:02,553
All right!
92
00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:03,949
Rock on!
93
00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:06,461
Yep, good job, guys.
94
00:04:06,462 --> 00:04:07,962
Glee S03E06 "Mash Off"
95
00:04:07,963 --> 00:04:09,629
By Mikhel for Subtitulos.es
==SPREAD THE WORD==
96
00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:11,986
Burt Hummel...
he's running for Congress.
97
00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,653
Last year,
he had a heart attack.
98
00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,073
He might have had
a heart transplant.
99
00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:16,953
And he might have got it
from a baboon.
100
00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:20,580
Baboons are dangerous killers
101
00:04:20,646 --> 00:04:22,575
who throtheir own feces
when they're not tearing off
102
00:04:22,626 --> 00:04:26,126
people's faces or admiring
their own weird butts.
103
00:04:26,161 --> 00:04:27,545
Congress is bad enough.
104
00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,541
If Burt Hummel thinks
what Washington needs is
105
00:04:29,549 --> 00:04:32,226
more baboon parts, then
he needs a brain transplant.
106
00:04:32,253 --> 00:04:34,006
Watch out, baboons.
107
00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,508
Burt Hummel
and his baboon heart.
108
00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,582
Wrong on the issues,
wrong for Ohio.
109
00:04:37,835 --> 00:04:39,104
I'm Sue Sylvester.
110
00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:41,679
I have a human heart,
and I approve this mes...
111
00:04:41,713 --> 00:04:43,686
The man had angioplasty!
112
00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,021
She's telling lies!
113
00:04:45,055 --> 00:04:46,652
She's playing dirty
and she's getting away with it!
114
00:04:46,696 --> 00:04:48,109
Okay. Will, breathe deep,
breathe deep, breathe deep.
115
00:04:48,152 --> 00:04:50,030
We have to play nice.
116
00:04:50,064 --> 00:04:53,287
Because if you win by fighting
dirty, it's not really winning.
117
00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,955
That's what we
teach our students.
118
00:04:54,957 --> 00:04:55,928
Right?
119
00:04:58,580 --> 00:04:59,836
What you're doing is appalling.
120
00:04:59,873 --> 00:05:01,841
Do you know
20% of all voters think
121
00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:03,240
my dad actually has
a baboon heart.
122
00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:05,502
It's not personal,
Porcelain, it's politics.
123
00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:06,549
And politics are
124
00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:08,008
all about playing dirty.
125
00:05:08,036 --> 00:05:10,002
You should know.
126
00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:12,358
Your squeaky-clean campaign
for class president
127
00:05:12,374 --> 00:05:14,877
is getting a good ol' fashioned
country shellackin'.
128
00:05:14,911 --> 00:05:16,095
Yo, fellow Americans.
129
00:05:16,138 --> 00:05:17,134
Okay, listen.
130
00:05:17,188 --> 00:05:18,680
A vote for Brittany
is a vote for
131
00:05:18,716 --> 00:05:20,350
root beer water fountains
and robot teachers.
132
00:05:20,385 --> 00:05:21,605
Did you say "robot teachers"?
133
00:05:21,641 --> 00:05:22,599
Yep.
Radical!
134
00:05:22,642 --> 00:05:23,608
I've always wanted one.
135
00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:24,930
And also, listen.
136
00:05:24,947 --> 00:05:28,316
Rachel Berry is still on MySpace
and thus unfit to lead.
137
00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:29,623
That's ridiculous.
138
00:05:29,643 --> 00:05:31,401
Brittany's making promises
shcan't deliver on.
139
00:05:31,435 --> 00:05:34,034
It's lying! And no one is even
on MySpace, not even Rachel!
140
00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,045
It doesn't matter.
141
00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,382
Brittany's got their attention.
142
00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:38,419
And you're playing all nice,
campaigning for
143
00:05:38,453 --> 00:05:40,208
a salad bar in the cafeteria.
144
00:05:40,246 --> 00:05:42,664
It's boring, it's tired, it's
not going to get you elected.
145
00:05:42,712 --> 00:05:44,410
Well, obesity is a huge problem
at this school.
146
00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:45,625
Especially in the Gleelub.
147
00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:47,171
Have a seat, Yasser.
148
00:05:47,173 --> 00:05:48,550
You know why I fight dirty?
149
00:05:48,584 --> 00:05:50,002
Because I'm fighting
150
00:05:50,047 --> 00:05:51,145
for something.
151
00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:53,792
I have a cause,
several actually.
152
00:05:53,822 --> 00:05:55,448
I hate the arts...
153
00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:56,906
and a bunch of other stuff.
154
00:05:56,952 --> 00:06:00,622
If you want to win, find
yourself a cause, my friend.
155
00:06:00,644 --> 00:06:02,426
Then start flinging poo.
156
00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:04,077
Winning is really about
poo flinging.
157
00:06:04,109 --> 00:06:05,571
I refuse to believe that.
158
00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,393
I agree that perhaps
I need a better cause,
159
00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:09,706
but I'm going to win this thing
without having to fling
160
00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:11,103
a single stinky nugget.
161
00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,828
Well, good luck with that, son
of Burt "Baboon Heart" Hummel.
162
00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:15,876
It's not personal.
163
00:06:19,887 --> 00:06:21,475
Hey, Shelby, what's up?
164
00:06:21,494 --> 00:06:22,615
We haven't talked since
165
00:06:22,755 --> 00:06:24,713
Mercedes and Santana
and Brittany
166
00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,176
left New Directions.
167
00:06:26,208 --> 00:06:28,460
I hope you know, I kept my word.
168
00:06:28,494 --> 00:06:29,637
I know.
169
00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,633
You didn't recruit anyone.
170
00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:31,938
It was, it was me.
171
00:06:31,981 --> 00:06:33,098
They left because of me.
172
00:06:33,148 --> 00:06:34,679
No, no, it's not your fault.
173
00:06:34,801 --> 00:06:36,514
They're talented.
They just want a chance
174
00:06:36,533 --> 00:06:38,146
to take center stage
during their senior year.
175
00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:40,403
Did you get your letter today?
176
00:06:40,506 --> 00:06:41,895
About Sectionals? Yeah.
177
00:06:41,897 --> 00:06:43,400
Figures we'd be up against you.
178
00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,288
Don't forget
the Dulcet Dazzlers.
179
00:06:46,303 --> 00:06:47,356
So lame.
180
00:06:49,734 --> 00:06:52,800
You know, we may get
along, but the kids won't.
181
00:06:52,976 --> 00:06:55,414
I mean, it's going to
get ugly around here.
182
00:06:55,471 --> 00:06:57,921
It's the last year for a lot
of them and they want to win.
183
00:06:57,923 --> 00:06:59,684
Well, maybe competition will
bring out the best in them.
184
00:06:59,718 --> 00:07:01,252
Or maybe it'll turn
into World War Glee.
185
00:07:03,143 --> 00:07:04,725
We usually do mash-ups
around this time.
186
00:07:04,744 --> 00:07:06,046
It's always my favorite.
187
00:07:06,048 --> 00:07:08,059
Everyone's so happy.
188
00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,602
So, you can still do it.
189
00:07:09,648 --> 00:07:11,501
You know, maybe there's a way
190
00:07:11,535 --> 00:07:13,634
to work with
all this fighting spirit.
191
00:07:13,681 --> 00:07:17,886
Get the kids to channel it
into something great.
192
00:07:17,935 --> 00:07:20,135
Talk to me.
193
00:07:22,092 --> 00:07:23,138
What are you doing here?
194
00:07:23,175 --> 00:07:24,838
Shelby told us she had
something to show us.
195
00:07:24,872 --> 00:07:25,878
What are you doing here?
196
00:07:25,898 --> 00:07:27,557
Mr. Shue said the same thing.
197
00:07:27,601 --> 00:07:30,605
Let me guess, he wants to
combine choirs for Sectionals.
198
00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:31,515
Well, it's not gonna happen.
199
00:07:31,549 --> 00:07:32,898
The Trouble Tones
are here to stay.
200
00:07:32,943 --> 00:07:34,236
So why don't you shuffle
201
00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:35,829
your busted choir
off our stage.
202
00:07:35,858 --> 00:07:37,454
Look, you guys, we can compete
without being enemies.
203
00:07:37,487 --> 00:07:38,911
All right?
We don't have to get vicious.
204
00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:40,702
Oh, I think we do, Soft Serve.
205
00:07:40,736 --> 00:07:44,448
fierce, femme, phenomenal.
206
00:07:44,504 --> 00:07:46,778
Oh, and, guys, hurry up,
go get some moist towels.
207
00:07:46,831 --> 00:07:49,083
We have to keep Finn wet before
we can roll him back in the sea.
208
00:07:49,116 --> 00:07:51,697
Okay, you know what, Santana,
Finn is in great shape,
209
00:07:51,731 --> 00:07:53,072
and your meanness
only highlights
210
00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,417
your own personal insecurities.
211
00:07:54,455 --> 00:07:56,075
And, Rachel,
your mustache is thicker
212
00:07:56,088 --> 00:07:57,424
than a Middle Eastern
dictator's.
213
00:08:01,544 --> 00:08:04,470
¶ It's been a long time since
I came around ¶
214
00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:08,097
¶ It's been a long time
but I'm backn town ¶
215
00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:12,316
¶ This time, I'm not leaving
without you ¶
216
00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:15,137
Is this what having a stroke
feels like?
217
00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,617
Because I like it.
218
00:08:16,652 --> 00:08:19,936
¶ Just you and I
219
00:08:19,953 --> 00:08:23,782
¶ Sharing our love together
220
00:08:23,815 --> 00:08:26,454
¶ And I know in time
221
00:08:26,489 --> 00:08:30,442
¶ We'll build the dreams
we treasure ¶
222
00:08:30,456 --> 00:08:33,873
¶ We'll be all right,
just you and I ¶
223
00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:37,336
¶ Something, something
about this place ¶
224
00:08:37,387 --> 00:08:40,830
¶ Just you and, just you and I
225
00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,973
¶ Something 'bout
lonely nights ¶
226
00:08:44,008 --> 00:08:46,173
¶ And my lipstick on your face
227
00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,087
¶ Just you and I
228
00:08:48,121 --> 00:08:50,642
¶ Something, somethg about
229
00:08:50,684 --> 00:08:53,566
¶ My cool Nebraska guy
230
00:08:53,598 --> 00:08:54,511
¶ You and I
231
00:08:54,563 --> 00:08:56,484
¶ Yeah, something about
232
00:08:56,517 --> 00:08:58,491
¶ Baby, you and I
233
00:09:00,236 --> 00:09:03,437
¶ Oh, you and I
234
00:09:03,471 --> 00:09:07,077
¶ Remember our first embrace
235
00:09:07,107 --> 00:09:11,244
¶ The smile
that was on your face ¶
236
00:09:11,288 --> 00:09:14,448
¶ The promises that we made
237
00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:16,752
¶ Ooh
238
00:09:16,785 --> 00:09:21,177
¶ And now your love
is my reward ¶
239
00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:24,874
¶ And I love you even more
240
00:09:24,934 --> 00:09:27,265
¶ Than I ever did before
241
00:09:27,298 --> 00:09:31,351
¶ Something, something
about this place ¶
242
00:09:31,386 --> 00:09:34,937
¶ Just you and, just you and I
243
00:09:34,969 --> 00:09:37,613
¶ Something 'bout
lonely nights ¶
244
00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,941
¶ And my lipstick on your face
245
00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:42,119
¶ Just you and I
246
00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:45,656
¶ Something, something about
247
00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:48,489
¶ My cool Nebraska guy
¶ I love you, you and I
248
00:09:48,523 --> 00:09:49,866
¶ Put your drinks up
249
00:09:49,908 --> 00:09:51,909
¶ For Nebraska ¶ For Nebraska
250
00:09:51,961 --> 00:09:53,409
¶ For Nebraska, Nebraska
251
00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:54,659
¶ I love you
252
00:09:54,693 --> 00:09:57,992
¶ You and I
253
00:09:58,026 --> 00:10:00,793
¶ You, you and I
254
00:10:00,837 --> 00:10:01,913
¶ Nebraska
255
00:10:01,965 --> 00:10:04,923
¶ I'd rather die
256
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:09,976
¶ Without you and I
257
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,709
¶ We made it
258
00:10:11,722 --> 00:10:16,982
¶ You and I.
259
00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,902
Mr. Shue, Shelby, I
think we can all admit
260
00:10:21,935 --> 00:10:24,193
that that was weirdly amazing.
261
00:10:24,227 --> 00:10:25,867
Buwhat exactly was the point?
262
00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:29,442
That sometimes bringing
together two conflicting things
263
00:10:29,499 --> 00:10:31,119
can create something
totally unexpected.
264
00:10:31,176 --> 00:10:32,791
We're not combining
Glee Clubs, Mr. Shue.
265
00:10:32,842 --> 00:10:34,206
That's not what
I'm talking about.
266
00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,865
Shelby and I agree
that with Sectionals
267
00:10:35,899 --> 00:10:38,790
coming up for both of us,
it's time we all got serious
268
00:10:38,843 --> 00:10:40,582
with some friendly competition.
269
00:10:40,622 --> 00:10:41,700
Each group's going to
270
00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:43,187
put together their own mash-up
271
00:10:43,215 --> 00:10:44,174
to perform head-to-head.
272
00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:45,222
For the first annual
273
00:10:45,256 --> 00:10:47,123
McKinley High Mash-Off.
Mash-Off.
274
00:10:47,177 --> 00:10:48,679
Yeah!
Come on, now.
275
00:10:50,523 --> 00:10:52,433
Get you some!
Let's do this!
276
00:10:52,474 --> 00:10:53,889
That's pretty good, right?
277
00:10:58,393 --> 00:11:00,271
¶
278
00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:07,698
They were out of apples in
the cafeteria.
279
00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:10,006
Thank you.
280
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:10,865
I want you.
281
00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:12,917
I'm your teacher.
282
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:13,917
You're my sub.
283
00:11:13,951 --> 00:11:15,419
You can't deny the chemistry.
284
00:11:17,414 --> 00:11:19,338
I'm not some kid. I'm 18.
285
00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:21,509
I've already been
with a lot of older women.
286
00:11:21,538 --> 00:11:24,045
Look, Noah, you
are very charming
287
00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:25,299
and surprisingly set.
288
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,370
The kiss was a mistake.
289
00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:29,344
Well, that mistake meant
something to me.
290
00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:31,795
I felt something
I've never felt before.
291
00:11:31,866 --> 00:11:33,378
I'm in love with you.
292
00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,296
Oh, God.
293
00:11:34,353 --> 00:11:35,712
Wait. I made a list
294
00:11:35,746 --> 00:11:37,211
of the reasons
we should be together.
295
00:11:37,245 --> 00:11:38,858
you're hot.
296
00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:41,285
I'm hot.
297
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,804
Beth needs a dad.
298
00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:47,124
And why shouldn't it
be her actual dad?
299
00:11:47,328 --> 00:11:50,123
Look me in the eye and tell me
you don't feel something, too.
300
00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:51,576
You want a mash-up?
301
00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,470
We're the ultimate mash-up;
302
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:56,759
two things that maybe shouldn't
work together but do.
303
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,446
I would lose my job.
304
00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,006
Only if I told,
and I never would.
305
00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:01,090
You have a crush.
306
00:12:01,124 --> 00:12:02,494
It's sweet and it's normal
307
00:12:02,544 --> 00:12:04,003
and you're gonna get over it.
308
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,727
I dream about us
being together.
309
00:12:05,924 --> 00:12:08,661
A real family.
Taking stupid pictures
310
00:12:08,718 --> 00:12:10,008
for our Hanukkah cards,
311
00:12:10,089 --> 00:12:12,109
renting an RV and all of us
hitting Coachella.
312
00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:14,200
What's up with
that crib you ordered?
313
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,604
Is it still in pieces all over
your living room floor? Yes.
314
00:12:16,638 --> 00:12:19,100
See? You need me. I can help you
with stuff like that.
315
00:12:19,134 --> 00:12:20,499
Let me take care of it
this week.
316
00:12:20,672 --> 00:12:23,239
No, that's not gonna happen.
Why?
317
00:12:23,278 --> 00:12:24,980
Because you're afraid you won't
be able to resist me?
318
00:12:25,019 --> 00:12:26,447
I know that's why
you haven't had me
319
00:12:26,481 --> 00:12:28,015
back to babysit
since we made out.
320
00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:33,753
You know this is gonna happen.
321
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,773
Okay, guys, we have our work cut out
for us this week with this mash-off.
322
00:12:40,094 --> 00:12:41,848
And The Trouble Tones have a
lot of powerful voices,
323
00:12:41,907 --> 00:12:44,359
so song selection is key
here. Any suggestions?
324
00:12:44,411 --> 00:12:45,862
What about The Clash?
Uh, The Police?
325
00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:46,944
REM!
No.
326
00:12:46,978 --> 00:12:47,807
Spice Girls.
Jonas Brothers.
327
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,136
Guys, no, no, we can't use
328
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,164
any of those bands.
329
00:12:50,196 --> 00:12:51,209
The only thing
they have in common
330
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,972
is that they all broke up,
331
00:12:52,974 --> 00:12:55,677
and right now the New Directions
need to feel united.
332
00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:57,050
I like what you're saying, Finn.
333
00:12:57,084 --> 00:12:58,600
It's not just about the music,
but where it comes from.
334
00:12:58,618 --> 00:13:00,101
Who do you think we should use?
335
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:02,629
How about this?
People think Hall and Oates are
336
00:13:02,663 --> 00:13:04,295
famous for their
cool, puffy hair
337
00:13:04,329 --> 00:13:06,257
and that dude's banging 'stache.
Awesome.
338
00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:07,418
But also they're awesome
339
00:13:07,463 --> 00:13:09,200
for staying together
over the long haul.
340
00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:12,453
Just like us, despite
all their differences.
341
00:13:12,455 --> 00:13:15,361
I think we should give
the solo to the new guy.
342
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,939
Get him prepared
for what's in store
343
00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:18,109
when the stakes get high.
344
00:13:18,143 --> 00:13:20,348
Rory, I think
you'll do a good job.
345
00:13:20,397 --> 00:13:24,768
Thanks, Finn, but I don't think I'm
ready for that honor just yet.
346
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:28,031
Come on.
You're totally ready, Rory.
347
00:13:28,065 --> 00:13:30,703
You'll kill it.
We'll all help you.
348
00:13:30,705 --> 00:13:32,404
It's a great idea, Finn.
349
00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:34,486
Thanks.
350
00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:35,681
I'm losing patience.
351
00:13:35,706 --> 00:13:37,496
Why hasn't Child Protective
Services done anything
352
00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:38,697
to Shelby yet?
I don't know.
353
00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:40,540
Wait. Did you do something
to screw this up already?
354
00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:42,529
You have to be
extra nice to Shelby
355
00:13:42,539 --> 00:13:43,747
so that we can babysit more
356
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,162
because we've hardly
been over there,
357
00:13:45,196 --> 00:13:46,861
and we need to spend
as much time bonding
358
00:13:46,888 --> 00:13:49,225
with our baby as we can
so that when I get her,
359
00:13:49,337 --> 00:13:50,704
she doesn't freak out
when I hold her.
360
00:13:50,725 --> 00:13:51,930
I'm being really nice
to her, believe me.
361
00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,999
Look, this isn't a game, okay?
362
00:13:54,175 --> 00:13:55,770
I know Shelby's
threatened by me.
363
00:13:55,821 --> 00:13:58,123
But I am willing to do whatever
it takes to get closer to her
364
00:13:58,317 --> 00:14:00,954
because closer to
her is closer to Beth.
365
00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:10,275
I would like
to join the Trouble Tones.
366
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:12,777
I have to think about that.
367
00:14:12,848 --> 00:14:14,947
Thanks a million, Finn.
368
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,024
I just want you to know
that no matter what,
369
00:14:17,058 --> 00:14:18,079
I have your back.
370
00:14:18,122 --> 00:14:19,896
Like when that girl
with the lips was saying
371
00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:22,679
you look like a whale, I wanted to
tell her that I think you look fine.
372
00:14:22,714 --> 00:14:23,879
I'm just sick of her
373
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:25,458
talking smack
about me, you know?
374
00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:27,759
Have you ever heard
of the term "trash talk"?
375
00:14:27,803 --> 00:14:29,588
Is that when you discuss trash?
376
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,078
No. In sports, it's when
one player insults another
377
00:14:32,091 --> 00:14:33,849
to try and get them off
their game.
378
00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:35,210
And Santana's trying
to demean us
379
00:14:35,259 --> 00:14:37,930
to get inside of our heads
so that we remain losers.
380
00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:40,132
Well, it's time to start
getting inside of hers.
381
00:14:40,194 --> 00:14:41,889
Hey there, Orca.
382
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,540
Hey, Santana, you look
like an ass-less J.Lo.
383
00:14:45,564 --> 00:14:47,921
You're skinny
like all the crops
384
00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:49,149
failed on your family's farm.
385
00:14:49,216 --> 00:14:50,424
That is the lamest
thing I didn't
386
00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:52,233
understand a word of.
Not one word.
387
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,287
Is that really all that
you can come up with?
388
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,152
You seriously think that
you can out-insult me?
389
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,283
I'm from Lima Heights.
I was raised on insults.
390
00:14:59,285 --> 00:15:01,243
It's how mi abuela put
me to sleep at night,
391
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:02,406
and she is not a nice lady.
392
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,263
You know, she tried
to sell me once?
393
00:15:04,297 --> 00:15:05,795
And it wasn't till I got
to kindergarten
394
00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:07,335
that I learned my name
wasn't "Garbage Face."
395
00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:09,319
Then we'll have
to settle this another way.
396
00:15:09,353 --> 00:15:11,737
Uh, today, after school.
397
00:15:11,773 --> 00:15:13,175
Bring your Trouble Tones.
398
00:15:13,231 --> 00:15:15,648
Are you suggesting
what I think you are?
399
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:16,603
Yeah, I am.
400
00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:17,989
Dodgeball.
401
00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:26,659
Hey, Rachel.
402
00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:27,850
Hi.
403
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,794
As you might have heard,
404
00:15:29,822 --> 00:15:31,659
I'm applying to the New York
Academy of Dramatic Arts.
405
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,658
Ugh! All the girls who
beat me out in the auditions
406
00:15:33,694 --> 00:15:35,488
when I was in New York,
they all graduated from there.
407
00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:36,650
Well, my grades are perfect,
408
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,276
and I was the
lead in the school musical
409
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:40,196
and I plan on winning
the election
410
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:41,600
for student class president,
411
00:15:41,648 --> 00:15:44,740
so I just need a letter, a
killer letter of recommendation.
412
00:15:44,742 --> 00:15:47,296
Wait. You're asking me
to write it?
413
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,878
Actually, I've, I've
already written it,
414
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,855
so all you would have to do is
just sign, and my resumé's
415
00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:54,378
in there as well
with the letter, so...
416
00:15:54,438 --> 00:15:56,555
I thought that, you know,
your pedigree
417
00:15:56,599 --> 00:15:58,240
as a National Champion
show-choir coach
418
00:15:58,274 --> 00:16:01,054
would just make some noise with
the admissions committee.
419
00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:02,182
Makes sense.
420
00:16:04,449 --> 00:16:06,097
Okay.
421
00:16:06,187 --> 00:16:08,110
Okay. Bye.
422
00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:12,397
I'm so proud of you.
423
00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:16,409
You are truly a star, Rachel.
424
00:16:18,097 --> 00:16:21,225
And it's all stillut
there in front of you.
425
00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:22,870
I'm not going to be
the first person
426
00:16:22,994 --> 00:16:25,155
to be a little jealous
of all the amazing things
427
00:16:25,189 --> 00:16:26,753
you have lying ahead.
428
00:16:26,812 --> 00:16:31,093
I'm just going to be the only
one who's also cheering you on.
429
00:16:33,884 --> 00:16:36,843
Maybe you could come
to my Broadway debut.
430
00:16:36,877 --> 00:16:40,072
Ooh, don't try to stop me.
431
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:49,250
Maybe you could write your own
version of the letter.
432
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,535
It's such an impressive resumé.
433
00:16:57,569 --> 00:17:02,294
You have the musical and all
the clubs and... maybe even
434
00:17:02,328 --> 00:17:03,715
Student Council president.
435
00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:07,267
I feel bad for all the kids
that don't have these
436
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,590
big-ticket items in their CVs.
437
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,943
They don't have a chance in
hell of getting into NYADA.
438
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,210
This could be deadly.
I mean, facing our foes head-on
439
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:20,007
without any adult supervision?
440
00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:26,000
So, uh, you know that our NYADA
applications are due next week.
441
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,968
I only need one more letter
of recommendation.
442
00:17:28,856 --> 00:17:30,160
I wrote to Patti
LuPone on her Web site,
443
00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:32,173
but I haven't heard
from her yet, so...
444
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,952
I-I really, I... I really miss
you, Kurt.
445
00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:43,099
And I just...
446
00:17:43,101 --> 00:17:46,036
I just... I really want
to be your friend again.
447
00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:47,662
Well, maybe you should've
thought of that
448
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:48,980
before you walked all over me
449
00:17:49,014 --> 00:17:51,487
in your borderline-sociopathic
climb to the top.
450
00:17:54,425 --> 00:17:55,505
Let's roadhouse!
451
00:17:55,516 --> 00:17:57,465
Oh, it's on,
Pillsbury Dough Turd.
452
00:17:57,499 --> 00:17:58,861
Excuse me.
453
00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:00,428
I've never heard of this game
of dodging balls before.
454
00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:02,891
What's the rules?
Don't die.
455
00:18:05,889 --> 00:18:07,359
Let's do this.
456
00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:16,120
¶ Hit me with your best shot
457
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:18,514
¶ Why don't you hit me
with your best shot? ¶
458
00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:20,688
¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha,
getcha, getcha ¶
459
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,685
¶ Hit me with your best shot
460
00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,689
¶ Fire away
461
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,156
¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha,
getcha, getcha ¶
462
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:31,545
¶ One way or another,
I'm gonna find ya ¶
463
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:33,697
¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha,
getcha, getcha ¶
464
00:18:33,717 --> 00:18:38,705
¶ One way or another
I'm gonna win ya ¶
465
00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:40,646
¶ I'll getcha, I'll getcha
466
00:18:40,679 --> 00:18:43,473
¶ You're a real tough cookie
with a long history ¶
467
00:18:43,512 --> 00:18:46,711
¶ Of breaking little hearts
like the one in me ¶
468
00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:50,992
¶ That's okay, let's see
how you do it ¶
469
00:18:51,015 --> 00:18:53,984
¶ Put up your dukes,
let's get down to it ¶
470
00:18:54,018 --> 00:18:56,359
¶ Hit me with your best shot
471
00:18:56,393 --> 00:18:58,890
¶ Why don't you hit me
with your best shot? ¶
472
00:18:58,913 --> 00:19:01,001
¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha,
getcha, getcha ¶
473
00:19:01,032 --> 00:19:03,172
¶ Hit me with your best shot
474
00:19:03,196 --> 00:19:04,897
¶ Fire away!
475
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:07,406
¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha,
getcha, getcha ¶
476
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:14,404
¶ And if the lights
are all out ¶
477
00:19:14,432 --> 00:19:19,842
¶ I'll follow your bus
downtown ¶
478
00:19:19,886 --> 00:19:25,247
¶ See who's hanging out
479
00:19:27,773 --> 00:19:29,690
¶ Hit me with your best shot
480
00:19:29,725 --> 00:19:32,361
¶ Fire away
481
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,148
¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha,
getcha, getcha ¶
482
00:19:34,197 --> 00:19:38,127
¶ Hit me with your best shot,
fire away ¶
483
00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:40,898
¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha,
getcha, getcha ¶
484
00:19:40,932 --> 00:19:43,198
¶ Hit me with your best shot.
485
00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:49,330
Okay. Good game.
486
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:51,785
Boy, oh, boy,
that was a cracker!
487
00:19:51,802 --> 00:19:53,416
What?
488
00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:54,505
Whoa!
489
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,421
Stop it! Stop it!
490
00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:01,951
For God's sakes, he's bleeding!
491
00:20:01,972 --> 00:20:03,848
Maybe that's how the others
treat us around here,
492
00:20:03,893 --> 00:20:05,759
but we don't do this
to each other!
493
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,014
We're better than this!
494
00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:08,891
God, calm down, Grandma.
495
00:20:08,939 --> 00:20:09,685
The game's over!
496
00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:13,158
We still won.
497
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,783
Ladies,
vocal warm-ups can wait.
498
00:20:21,817 --> 00:20:23,807
Now, I was up half the night
thinking
499
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,165
about our mash-up
for the mash-off,
500
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,159
and it came to me... Adele.
501
00:20:27,205 --> 00:20:28,580
I sound just like her.
502
00:20:28,622 --> 00:20:30,112
Dude, I love her.
She sounds like
503
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,918
what banana cream pie sounds
like when it sings.
504
00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:33,306
I think it's a great idea,
Mercedes.
505
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,872
I think that we could really
kill with that stuff.
506
00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,984
Agreed. And now with that
decision out of the way,
507
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,821
I can stay focused on
my one-sided battle
508
00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:40,124
of wits with
the knuckle-dragger.
509
00:20:40,158 --> 00:20:43,023
Santana, the dodgeball thing was
fun, until the end, but enough.
510
00:20:43,057 --> 00:20:44,856
No, honey, I'm
just getting started.
511
00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:47,058
I'm the leader of this group
and I'm telling you
512
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,193
lay off those guys.
513
00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:49,773
I'm sorry.
The leader?
514
00:20:49,808 --> 00:20:52,722
Who died and
made you queen, Aretha?
515
00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:53,942
I brought you guys in
516
00:20:53,982 --> 00:20:56,283
and I came up with the
idea for our mash-up
517
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,139
while you were wasting time
trying to figure out how
518
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,408
to make Finn Hudson cry.
519
00:20:59,461 --> 00:21:02,527
So I nominate myself as
President of the Trouble Tones.
520
00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:04,490
All in favor?
521
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,464
I'm not impressed
by your campaign.
522
00:21:06,488 --> 00:21:07,664
You didn't put any posters up.
523
00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:09,994
Four in favor means
Mercedes gets elected.
524
00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:11,875
And she's right.
We should all be focusg
525
00:21:11,906 --> 00:21:14,322
on winning because
we're better, not meaner.
526
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,170
Mr. Shue and I both agreed on
the ground rules.
527
00:21:16,204 --> 00:21:17,717
We play fair.
528
00:21:17,747 --> 00:21:19,296
I just don't have time
for this kind of thinking.
529
00:21:19,337 --> 00:21:20,750
Well, make time.
530
00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:22,916
Because you are a star member
of this group
531
00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:24,926
and you need to represent.
532
00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:28,550
¶ Stop the violence.
533
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,707
Come on.
Okay. God, okay.
534
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,152
Look, I'll play fair.
535
00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:36,389
From now on, I will be so nice
536
00:21:36,404 --> 00:21:39,034
that cotton candy won't
melt in my mouth.
537
00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,739
That's really nice.
That's really nice.
538
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,659
Hey, Tubs, can I talk
to you for a second?
539
00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:45,699
Hey, listen here.
540
00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:47,202
You can't make fun
of Finn anymore.
541
00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:49,543
Shut your potato hole.
I'm here to apologize.
542
00:21:49,577 --> 00:21:51,919
Rachel's right.
I haven't been fair to you.
543
00:21:51,946 --> 00:21:53,883
You're not fat.
544
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:57,382
I should know, I slept with you.
I mean, at some point,
545
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,345
I must have liked that
you look like a taco addict
546
00:21:59,377 --> 00:22:02,018
who's had one-too-many
back-alley liposuctions. Whoa.
547
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,134
Please stick a sock in it
548
00:22:03,173 --> 00:22:04,526
or ship yourself
back to Scotland.
549
00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:07,019
I'm trying to apologize
to Lumps the Clown.
550
00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:08,062
I am sorry, Finn.
551
00:22:08,096 --> 00:22:09,552
I mean, really, I'm-I'm sorry
552
00:22:09,586 --> 00:22:11,553
that the New Directions
are going to get cshed
553
00:22:11,587 --> 00:22:13,241
by the Trouble Tones.
554
00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:15,255
I'm so sorry
that you have no talent.
555
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,782
I'm sorry that you sing
like you're getting
556
00:22:16,815 --> 00:22:19,562
your prostate checked
and you dance like you've been
557
00:22:19,596 --> 00:22:23,127
asleep for years
and someone just woke you up.
558
00:22:23,151 --> 00:22:24,461
Have fun riding on
Rachel's coattails
559
00:22:24,656 --> 00:22:25,878
for the rest of your life.
560
00:22:25,922 --> 00:22:28,114
Although, you know what,
I would just watch out for her
561
00:22:28,159 --> 00:22:29,446
come holiday time,
if I were him,
562
00:22:29,468 --> 00:22:30,915
because if I were her, I'd stick
563
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:33,479
a stent in one of those boobs
and let the Finn blubber
564
00:22:33,514 --> 00:22:36,667
light the Hanukkah lamp
for eight magical nights.
565
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,458
Hey, Santana.
566
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:42,830
Why don't u just
come out of the closet?
567
00:22:42,886 --> 00:22:44,919
You know, I think I know why
568
00:22:44,953 --> 00:22:47,665
you're so good at
tearing everybody else down.
569
00:22:47,731 --> 00:22:49,003
It's because you're constantly
570
00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:51,143
tearing yourself down,
because you can't admit
571
00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:52,921
to everybody that
you're in love with Brittany
572
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,643
and she might not love you back.
573
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,571
That must hurt,
to not be able to
574
00:22:57,615 --> 00:22:59,979
admit to everyone
how you really feel.
575
00:23:00,023 --> 00:23:02,246
You know what I think you are?
576
00:23:03,337 --> 00:23:06,031
A coward.
577
00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:08,029
See you at the mash-off.
578
00:23:12,115 --> 00:23:14,237
Burt Hummel claims he doesn't
have a baboon heart.
579
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,141
He also claims he isn't married
to a donkey.
580
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,521
Well, which is it, Burt Hummel?
581
00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:19,891
Baboon heart or donkey bride?
582
00:23:19,925 --> 00:23:22,041
Donkeys have no place
in politics.
583
00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:25,210
They bite off children's fingers
and pee absolutely anywhere.
584
00:23:25,244 --> 00:23:27,062
Do we really need
another Washington politician
585
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:28,620
married to a pack animal?
586
00:23:28,622 --> 00:23:31,250
Don't let Burt Hummel
make an ass out of you, Ohio.
587
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,715
I'm Sue Sylvester,
and it's not personal.
588
00:23:33,749 --> 00:23:35,831
Will, you are my
campaign manager.
589
00:23:35,891 --> 00:23:38,043
You have got to do
something about this!
590
00:23:38,077 --> 00:23:39,417
She's killing us!
591
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,629
You are on the right side of
the issues voters care about.
592
00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:43,640
You know what it's like
to run a small business.
593
00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:45,381
When the recession hit,
you took a pay cut
594
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,164
so you didn't have to fire
a single employee.
595
00:23:47,199 --> 00:23:48,804
Will, if you don't start
fighting fire with fire,
596
00:23:48,809 --> 00:23:50,168
we are both going to lose.
597
00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:52,172
I'm going to lose the race,
598
00:23:52,207 --> 00:23:54,109
you're going to lose your job.
599
00:23:54,143 --> 00:23:55,770
Put your thinking cap on.
600
00:23:55,804 --> 00:23:58,708
Oh, who's got your nose?
601
00:23:58,745 --> 00:24:00,444
Where'd it go?
602
00:24:00,478 --> 00:24:01,490
Huh?
603
00:24:01,593 --> 00:24:02,719
There it is!
604
00:24:02,721 --> 00:24:04,915
It's magic!
605
00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:06,811
Yeah.
606
00:24:08,861 --> 00:24:10,811
Sorry, I should probably
be helping more.
607
00:24:10,827 --> 00:24:13,215
I didn't know the directions
were gonna be the foreign kind
608
00:24:13,266 --> 00:24:14,591
with weird pictures
instead of English.
609
00:24:14,593 --> 00:24:16,118
It's okay.
610
00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:20,049
She likes you.
You're good with her.
611
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:23,501
That's 'cause she's the best
little girl in the whole world.
612
00:24:23,608 --> 00:24:24,692
Whoa!
613
00:24:24,726 --> 00:24:26,991
Oh, where'd it go?
614
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,306
Isn't that right, Monkeyface?
615
00:24:32,831 --> 00:24:33,947
Can I have her for a sec?
616
00:24:33,977 --> 00:24:34,936
Sure.
617
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,332
Go see Mama.
618
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:37,672
Hi. Hi.
That's a good girl.
619
00:24:37,694 --> 00:24:41,116
Want to play here
and give Mommy a little break?
620
00:24:41,143 --> 00:24:43,247
I got to come clean
about something.
621
00:24:43,297 --> 00:24:46,522
When Quinn and I
babysat for you,
622
00:24:46,532 --> 00:24:48,353
she put a bunch of stuff
around here
623
00:24:48,379 --> 00:24:50,255
to make you look like
an unfit mother.
624
00:24:52,062 --> 00:24:53,811
And then she called
Child Protective Services.
625
00:24:53,845 --> 00:24:55,602
But I came
and got rid of it all.
626
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,848
Why would she do that to me?
627
00:24:57,882 --> 00:24:59,130
Because she wants
to get Beth back again.
628
00:24:59,132 --> 00:25:00,260
I did, too.
629
00:25:00,294 --> 00:25:01,334
I thought we'd be,
630
00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:02,824
you know, good parents.
631
00:25:02,858 --> 00:25:05,575
It was wrong and stupid
and totally selfish.
632
00:25:05,643 --> 00:25:08,583
I'm really, really sorry.
633
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,669
I...
634
00:25:14,879 --> 00:25:18,910
I always thought of Beth
as an accident.
635
00:25:18,912 --> 00:25:20,409
But she's no accident.
636
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,908
Quinn and I gave her life...
637
00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:31,661
but somehow God or nature
or whatever
638
00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:34,872
meant for you and her
to be together.
639
00:25:34,906 --> 00:25:37,589
You were always
meant to be her mother.
640
00:25:40,890 --> 00:25:43,303
And I'd like to be
part of her life, too.
641
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:50,164
Hi.
642
00:25:52,106 --> 00:25:55,409
Welcome, everyone, to day one
of the first annual
643
00:25:55,437 --> 00:25:57,518
McKinley High Mash-Off!
644
00:25:59,821 --> 00:26:01,974
Okay, a couple of ground rules.
645
00:26:02,035 --> 00:26:03,603
Everyone, therwill be
646
00:26:03,776 --> 00:26:05,272
no heckling of any kind, okay?
647
00:26:05,304 --> 00:26:07,478
Ms. Corcoran, the Trouble Tones
are all fired up.
648
00:26:07,529 --> 00:26:09,541
Fine, fine.
649
00:26:09,573 --> 00:26:11,402
Don't worry, I can do it.
650
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,452
I'm gonna hit
that F below middle C,
651
00:26:13,495 --> 00:26:14,558
just like Adele.
652
00:26:14,592 --> 00:26:16,094
All right, here we go.
653
00:26:16,129 --> 00:26:17,600
Finn will represent
the New Directions;
654
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:20,482
Santana, the Trouble Tones
for the rock-paper-scissor
655
00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:23,322
face-off to see who will
perform first, all right?
656
00:26:23,378 --> 00:26:25,537
Let's get it going!
657
00:26:25,574 --> 00:26:27,219
Let's do this.
658
00:26:27,249 --> 00:26:29,051
One, two, three!
659
00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:30,917
Yeah! Yeah!
660
00:26:30,951 --> 00:26:31,967
Okay, paper covers rock.
661
00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:33,386
New Directions, take the stage!
662
00:26:33,419 --> 00:26:34,956
A kiss for the winner.
663
00:26:38,894 --> 00:26:41,089
¶ What I want, you've got
664
00:26:41,123 --> 00:26:43,073
¶ It might be hard to handle
665
00:26:43,111 --> 00:26:46,511
¶ Like the flame
that burns the candle ¶
666
00:26:46,562 --> 00:26:48,896
¶ The candle feeds the flame
667
00:26:48,938 --> 00:26:50,136
¶ Eh, eh ¶
668
00:26:50,154 --> 00:26:51,849
¶ What I've got's full stock
669
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:54,105
¶ Of thoughts and dreams
that scatter ¶
670
00:26:54,139 --> 00:26:56,772
¶ You pull them all together
671
00:26:56,806 --> 00:26:59,283
¶ And how I can't explain
672
00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:01,162
¶ Oh, yeah, well, well, you
673
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,575
¶ I can't go for that
674
00:27:02,611 --> 00:27:04,362
¶ Ooh, ooh ¶
675
00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:05,832
¶ You make my dreams come true
676
00:27:05,864 --> 00:27:10,034
¶ I can't go for that,
I can't go for that ¶
677
00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:11,503
¶ Well, well, well, you
678
00:27:11,537 --> 00:27:13,623
¶ I can't go for that
679
00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:16,592
¶ Oh, yeah, you make my dreams
come true ¶
680
00:27:16,627 --> 00:27:20,601
¶ I can't go for that,
I can't go for that ¶
681
00:27:20,635 --> 00:27:25,048
¶ On a night when bad dreams
become a screamer ¶
682
00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:27,765
¶ When they're messing
with the dreamer ¶
683
00:27:27,805 --> 00:27:31,474
¶ I can laugh it in the face
684
00:27:31,508 --> 00:27:33,388
¶ Twist and shout my way out
685
00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:35,606
¶ And wrap yourself around me
686
00:27:35,644 --> 00:27:38,646
¶ 'Cause I ain't the way
you found me ¶
687
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,395
¶ And I'll never be the same
688
00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:42,849
¶ Oh, yeah, well, 'cause you
689
00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:44,874
¶ I can't go for that
¶ Ooh, ooh ¶
690
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:47,407
¶ Oh, yeah, you make my dreams
come true ¶
691
00:27:47,455 --> 00:27:51,877
¶ I can't go for that,
I can't go for that ¶
692
00:27:51,913 --> 00:27:55,413
¶ Oh...
693
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,888
¶ I'm down on my daydream
694
00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:00,919
¶ But that sleepwalk
should be over by now ¶
695
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,217
¶ I know
696
00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:03,968
¶ Yeah, you
697
00:28:04,004 --> 00:28:05,719
¶ Ah
698
00:28:05,758 --> 00:28:08,183
¶ I'll do anything
that you want me to ¶
699
00:28:08,217 --> 00:28:10,759
¶ Yeah, I
700
00:28:10,811 --> 00:28:12,176
¶ Do almost anything
701
00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:14,348
¶ You make my dreams come true
702
00:28:14,382 --> 00:28:16,013
¶ I can't go for that
703
00:28:16,047 --> 00:28:18,738
¶ Oh, you make my dreams
come true ¶
704
00:28:18,772 --> 00:28:20,243
¶ I can't go for that
705
00:28:20,279 --> 00:28:25,779
¶ You make my dreams
come true. ¶
706
00:28:37,904 --> 00:28:38,900
Burt.
707
00:28:38,979 --> 00:28:40,223
Hey, I was worried you
weren't going to make it.
708
00:28:40,225 --> 00:28:42,032
Are you kidding?
709
00:28:42,071 --> 00:28:43,152
I wouldn't miss
this for the world.
710
00:28:43,186 --> 00:28:45,368
Polls have you in first place.
711
00:28:45,403 --> 00:28:47,072
Almost everyone
loves the new ad.
712
00:28:47,121 --> 00:28:48,643
Almost everyone?
713
00:28:48,672 --> 00:28:49,871
Well, that ad was bulletproof.
714
00:28:49,893 --> 00:28:51,925
I accused Burt Hummel
of using his tire shop
715
00:28:51,989 --> 00:28:53,874
to sexually assault automobiles.
716
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,296
What's not to like about that?
717
00:28:56,339 --> 00:28:57,749
Hey, Ms. C.
718
00:28:57,811 --> 00:28:59,390
Quiet, please, children.
719
00:28:59,422 --> 00:29:01,224
Welcome one and all
720
00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:04,566
to McKinley High's senior class
presidential debate.
721
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,123
Such a magnificent
turnout reflects
722
00:29:07,175 --> 00:29:09,451
this school's passion
for democracy.
723
00:29:09,485 --> 00:29:12,735
it is against school policy
724
00:29:12,737 --> 00:29:16,268
to pass gas into jars
to be sold in the cafeteria.
725
00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:21,691
And now, our first candidate,
Rick "The Stick" Nelson.
726
00:29:23,890 --> 00:29:24,940
Stick! Stick! Stick! Stick!
727
00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:28,514
So, I was talking to my dad,
728
00:29:28,536 --> 00:29:30,842
who says that since he pays
taxes and stuff,
729
00:29:30,844 --> 00:29:34,286
like, for teachers, which pretty
much means that we're your boss.
730
00:29:34,288 --> 00:29:36,117
So I think it's time
731
00:29:36,221 --> 00:29:38,222
that the teachers started
doing what we say.
732
00:29:38,256 --> 00:29:40,602
And how about you stop talking
in class, Mrs. Janicek?
733
00:29:40,641 --> 00:29:42,458
Everything you have to say
is boring!
734
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,287
Vote Rick the Stick!
735
00:29:45,322 --> 00:29:49,264
Tornadoes are nature's
most destructive force.
736
00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:51,225
These violent storms
have ravaged America,
737
00:29:51,306 --> 00:29:53,489
crippling communities
all across our land.
738
00:29:53,695 --> 00:29:55,793
Isn't it time we take a stand?
739
00:29:55,874 --> 00:29:57,948
If you honor me with being
your next class president,
740
00:29:57,981 --> 00:30:00,119
I will make tornadoes
illegal at McKinley,
741
00:30:00,151 --> 00:30:01,949
keeping you and your families
at our school
742
00:30:01,987 --> 00:30:04,006
safe from
their murderous rampages.
743
00:30:04,008 --> 00:30:08,163
Also, on Tuesdays, uh,
I pledge to go topless.
744
00:30:13,114 --> 00:30:14,382
Whoo!
745
00:30:23,284 --> 00:30:25,860
Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel.
746
00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:28,264
Um, the past few weeks,
747
00:30:28,352 --> 00:30:31,266
I've tried to address
the real problem
748
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,040
of obesity at this school.
749
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:39,310
But my opponents chose empty
promises and smear tactics.
750
00:30:39,312 --> 00:30:42,439
Although she knows it to be
untrue, my opponent Brittany
751
00:30:42,473 --> 00:30:44,618
stated that my face
was used as a template
752
00:30:44,774 --> 00:30:48,625
for Hasbro's successful line
of My Little Ponies.
753
00:30:48,659 --> 00:30:50,692
Well, I refuse to be bullied.
754
00:30:52,805 --> 00:30:56,155
In fact, I refuse
to let anyone be bullied.
755
00:30:56,379 --> 00:30:59,552
Today, I want to take it
one step further.
756
00:30:59,587 --> 00:31:03,546
I would like to hereby pledge
to ban dodgeball
757
00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:05,453
at McKinley High.
758
00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:14,554
Since its invention in 1831
by Silas W. Mangold,
759
00:31:14,589 --> 00:31:16,202
dodgeball has been used as
760
00:31:16,393 --> 00:31:18,566
a schoolyard instrument
of suppression.
761
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,040
It's violent, it's painful,
it's humiliating,
762
00:31:21,074 --> 00:31:23,182
and I believe
that it's an equivalent
763
00:31:23,296 --> 00:31:24,415
to modern-day stoning.
764
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:28,853
Let's end dodgeball
at Minley High
765
00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:32,962
and send a strong message
that violence isn't okay.
766
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,479
Hello, I'm Rachel Berry,
767
00:31:38,492 --> 00:31:41,187
and I have campaigned
for president on a crusade
768
00:31:41,221 --> 00:31:43,185
for school book covers,
769
00:31:43,219 --> 00:31:45,426
a plan to save the school
thousands of dollars.
770
00:31:46,806 --> 00:31:47,893
Knock it off!
771
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:51,394
While I still consider this plan
772
00:31:51,428 --> 00:31:53,841
an inspired stroke
of political genius,
773
00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:56,765
I hereby withdraw my candidacy
774
00:31:56,799 --> 00:32:00,595
and urge you all to vote
for Kurt Hummel.
775
00:32:01,873 --> 00:32:03,584
He's the only candidate
776
00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:05,082
here today who never
went negative.
777
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:09,284
He-He's the one who deserves
to be president.
778
00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:14,369
That's why I-I'm casting my vote
for Kurt Hummel.
779
00:32:14,403 --> 00:32:16,669
Vote Hummel, McKinley.
780
00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:20,504
Vote for Kurt.
781
00:32:35,085 --> 00:32:36,116
Why'd you do it?
782
00:32:36,148 --> 00:32:38,817
I should have
withdrawn from the race
783
00:32:39,034 --> 00:32:40,578
when I got the lead
in the musical.
784
00:32:40,612 --> 00:32:42,168
You needed the resumé boost
785
00:32:42,202 --> 00:32:44,126
to get into NYADA.
786
00:32:44,173 --> 00:32:47,344
You're already so spectacular.
787
00:32:47,346 --> 00:32:51,534
But being senior class president
will just put you over the top.
788
00:32:51,577 --> 00:32:55,151
Only Rachel Berrcould perk up
an old boring high school debate
789
00:32:55,209 --> 00:32:56,579
with such a riveting twist.
790
00:32:56,613 --> 00:32:58,659
Drama queen. I know.
791
00:32:58,723 --> 00:33:02,569
But I just... I-I hated
you hating me.
792
00:33:02,759 --> 00:33:05,464
Me, too. Scowling gives
you forehead lines,
793
00:33:05,466 --> 00:33:08,553
and I'm way too
young for Botox.
794
00:33:08,602 --> 00:33:11,642
I guess I was just, you know,
focusing on my dream
795
00:33:11,644 --> 00:33:13,930
of going to New York and
getting into NYADA, but...
796
00:33:13,964 --> 00:33:17,600
then realized that part of that
dream is going there with you.
797
00:33:17,681 --> 00:33:20,241
So, now I am all
about helping you win.
798
00:33:20,243 --> 00:33:22,489
Consider me your
campaign slave.
799
00:33:25,245 --> 00:33:27,240
I'm gonna hug you now, okay?
Okay.
800
00:33:27,269 --> 00:33:28,356
Okay!
801
00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:30,334
Thank you!
802
00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:37,861
So, about the
whole pastie thing...
803
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:40,164
Let's just quit while
we're ahead, doll.
804
00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:47,000
Hey. I was... I was in
the neighborhood,
805
00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:49,650
so I thought I'd drop this off
for Beth.
806
00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,235
- I just got her down so...
- I left a bunch
807
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,863
of voicemails trying to find a
good time to come by.
808
00:33:53,896 --> 00:33:55,804
And you never gave me
a straight answer
809
00:33:55,838 --> 00:33:57,207
about when I can join
the Trouble Tones.
810
00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:59,231
I don't think it's
a very good idea.
811
00:33:59,348 --> 00:34:01,034
Well, Mr. Schuester
won't miss me.
812
00:34:01,078 --> 00:34:04,592
I reached out to you.
813
00:34:04,594 --> 00:34:06,353
I came back here so that you
814
00:34:06,355 --> 00:34:07,857
and my daughter could
have a relationship.
815
00:34:07,891 --> 00:34:11,051
Oh, please, I know all about
the hot sauce and the book
816
00:34:11,085 --> 00:34:12,635
and everything else
you planted here.
817
00:34:12,663 --> 00:34:14,812
You think they were just gonna
come here and find those things
818
00:34:14,848 --> 00:34:17,249
- and hand my baby over to you?
- She's my baby.
819
00:34:17,251 --> 00:34:19,384
You have no idea what it means
to be a mother.
820
00:34:19,397 --> 00:34:21,594
It's not about whose
body she comes out of;
821
00:34:21,629 --> 00:34:24,762
it's about accepting the fact
that you don'tatter anymore...
822
00:34:24,869 --> 00:34:27,680
that your feelings, and that
your life and that your body
823
00:34:27,714 --> 00:34:32,147
they all come second to making sure
that that child is happy and safe.
824
00:34:32,187 --> 00:34:33,691
Is that why you gave yours up
for money?
825
00:34:33,725 --> 00:34:35,790
At least I did what I
thought was best for my baby.
826
00:34:35,821 --> 00:34:38,270
You were just a cash whore!
827
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:42,577
I don't feel comfortable with
you being around Beth anymore.
828
00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:49,766
Is Puck going to
get to see her?
829
00:34:51,498 --> 00:34:53,556
Was he the one who told you?
We're done here.
830
00:34:53,702 --> 00:34:56,761
I hope you this as a
wake-up call.
831
00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,795
Just because you take out
your nose ring
832
00:34:58,844 --> 00:35:02,638
and dye your hair blonde again
doesn't make you any less lost.
833
00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:06,602
I think you need to stop making
fun of Finn.
834
00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:07,800
You're being really harsh.
835
00:35:07,851 --> 00:35:09,884
Manatees have
really thick skin.
836
00:35:09,918 --> 00:35:13,363
Santana, Coach Sue needs you in
her office right away.
837
00:35:16,121 --> 00:35:17,310
What's going on?
838
00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:19,864
Have a seat, Santana.
839
00:35:25,121 --> 00:35:27,716
I'm afraid we have
some bad news,
840
00:35:27,756 --> 00:35:30,625
and I think I
might be to blame.
841
00:35:30,673 --> 00:35:32,741
Oh, you think?
Watch your blood pressure, Bubbles.
842
00:35:32,775 --> 00:35:35,576
In my campaign to become
Ohio's newest congresswoman,
843
00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:38,649
I've said some things
that are not true,
844
00:35:38,651 --> 00:35:41,021
and I don't feel good about it.
845
00:35:42,101 --> 00:35:44,308
I set the tone for this
campaign,
846
00:35:44,346 --> 00:35:47,064
and now I'm afraid
my slanderous chickens
847
00:35:47,091 --> 00:35:49,294
have come home to roost.
848
00:35:49,328 --> 00:35:50,806
Santana, you should know
that I have the phone number
849
00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:52,632
of a counselor who
specializes in this.
850
00:35:52,643 --> 00:35:55,122
It's something that, uh, I've
been through first-hand,
851
00:35:55,156 --> 00:35:57,240
and I'd be willing to talk your
family through it.
852
00:35:57,284 --> 00:35:58,987
What are you... What
are you talking about?
853
00:35:59,114 --> 00:36:01,538
Reggie "the Sauce"
Salazar sent me
854
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:04,245
an advance copy of his latest
campaign ad.
855
00:36:04,271 --> 00:36:06,944
It turns out he has a niece
who goes to this school,
856
00:36:06,993 --> 00:36:08,953
and she overheard a conversati
857
00:36:08,987 --> 00:36:11,710
a couple of days ago
between you and Finn Hudson.
858
00:36:15,385 --> 00:36:17,570
Sue Sylvester
wants to represent Ohio.
859
00:36:17,703 --> 00:36:19,145
She says she shares your
values.
860
00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:21,255
If that's true, boy do we have
some questions...
861
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,385
If you're so into family
values, why did you promote
862
00:36:23,426 --> 00:36:25,034
a lesbian student to be
your head cheerleader?
863
00:36:25,062 --> 00:36:27,294
And when did you plan on
telling Ohio families?
864
00:36:27,328 --> 00:36:29,967
Why
don't you have a husband, Sue?
865
00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:31,769
Is there something you're not
telling us?
866
00:36:31,821 --> 00:36:34,016
Sue Sylvester.
So many questions.
867
00:36:34,018 --> 00:36:37,487
I can't believe this
is happening.
868
00:36:37,521 --> 00:36:38,556
I'm so sorry.
869
00:36:38,575 --> 00:36:41,476
I haven't even told
my parents yet.
870
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:55,162
¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ¶
871
00:36:55,196 --> 00:36:58,293
¶ She, she ain't real
872
00:36:58,329 --> 00:37:02,578
¶ She ain't gonna be able to
love you like I will ¶
873
00:37:02,643 --> 00:37:06,837
¶ Sure, she's got it all
874
00:37:06,871 --> 00:37:12,931
¶ But baby, is that really what
you want? ¶
875
00:37:16,712 --> 00:37:20,020
¶ Bless your soul, you've got
your head in the clouds ¶
876
00:37:20,054 --> 00:37:22,219
¶ You made a fool out of you
877
00:37:22,235 --> 00:37:24,190
¶ And, boy, she's bringing
you down ¶
878
00:37:24,224 --> 00:37:28,692
¶ She made your heart melt,
but you're cold to the core ¶
879
00:37:28,726 --> 00:37:31,415
¶ Now rumor has it she ain't got
your love anymore ¶
880
00:37:31,448 --> 00:37:33,195
¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶
881
00:37:33,229 --> 00:37:35,452
¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶
882
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,417
¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶
883
00:37:37,451 --> 00:37:39,205
¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶
884
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,339
¶ Don't forget me
885
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,621
¶ I beg ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶
886
00:37:43,681 --> 00:37:48,382
¶ I remember, you said
¶ Rumor has it ¶
887
00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:51,013
I heard ¶
¶ Ooh... ¶
888
00:37:51,049 --> 00:37:54,969
¶ That you settled down
889
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:58,851
¶ That you found a girl
890
00:37:58,907 --> 00:38:04,196
¶ And you're married now
891
00:38:04,235 --> 00:38:06,694
¶ I heard
¶ Ooh... ¶
892
00:38:06,731 --> 00:38:11,031
¶ That your dreams came true
893
00:38:11,066 --> 00:38:14,438
¶ Guess she gave you things
894
00:38:14,451 --> 00:38:17,576
¶ I didn't give to you
895
00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:20,658
¶ Whoa!
¶ Rumor has it, ooh
896
00:38:20,714 --> 00:38:22,609
¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶
897
00:38:22,632 --> 00:38:25,746
¶ Yeah, baby
¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶
898
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,834
¶ Don't forget me
899
00:38:27,895 --> 00:38:29,672
¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ ¶ I beg
900
00:38:29,721 --> 00:38:33,393
¶ I remember, you said
901
00:38:33,423 --> 00:38:35,174
¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶
902
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:39,520
¶ Never mind, I'll find someone
like you ¶
903
00:38:39,574 --> 00:38:41,561
¶ Rumor has it, ooh
904
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:46,239
¶ I wish nothing but the best
905
00:38:46,267 --> 00:38:49,492
¶ For you, too ¶ Rumor has it ¶
906
00:38:49,521 --> 00:38:51,993
¶ Don't forget me
907
00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:53,243
¶ I beg
908
00:38:53,279 --> 00:38:57,652
¶ I remember, you said
909
00:38:57,661 --> 00:38:59,914
¶ Sometimes it lasts in love
910
00:38:59,947 --> 00:39:04,793
¶ But sometimes
it hurts instead ¶
911
00:39:04,827 --> 00:39:09,004
¶ Sometimes it lasts
in love, but sometimes ¶
912
00:39:09,023 --> 00:39:14,499
¶ It hurts instead...
913
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,167
What did you just say to her?
914
00:39:18,236 --> 00:39:20,660
- I said I thought you were great.
- You're lying.
915
00:39:20,661 --> 00:39:22,323
- No, he literally just said that.
- Did you tell her, too?
916
00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:23,102
Santana...
917
00:39:23,144 --> 00:39:24,593
Everyone's gonna know
now, because of you!
918
00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:27,183
The whole school already knows,
and you know what? They don't care!
919
00:39:27,185 --> 00:39:29,085
Not just the school, you idiot... everyone.
920
00:39:29,086 --> 00:39:30,985
What are you talking...?
921
00:39:33,036 --> 00:39:35,015
By Mikhel for Subtitulos.es
==SPREAD THE WORD==