1 00:00:00,410 --> 00:00:01,600 So here's what you missed on Glee. 2 00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:03,613 Quinn and Puck want their baby back, but then Puck kissed Shelby, 3 00:00:03,621 --> 00:00:04,630 so now he doesn't know what side he's on. 4 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:05,722 Do you want our baby back or not? 5 00:00:05,747 --> 00:00:06,935 Santana and Brittany have 6 00:00:06,969 --> 00:00:08,416 a secret thing going, and they quit 7 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:09,620 the Glee Club with Mercedes to join the Trouble Tones. 8 00:00:09,659 --> 00:00:11,081 Awesome! More backup for me. 9 00:00:12,505 --> 00:00:13,835 because they're both running for Congress. 10 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,880 I'm too late to get on the ballot, but I can still 11 00:00:15,921 --> 00:00:17,672 run as a write-in candidate. And Kurt and Rachel and Brittany 12 00:00:17,711 --> 00:00:19,000 are all mad at each other because 13 00:00:19,066 --> 00:00:20,053 they're all running for class president. 14 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:20,997 I will see you at the debate. 15 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,354 Everyone's mad at each other. 16 00:00:22,393 --> 00:00:23,143 It's crazy. No, you're crazy! 17 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:24,337 Did you airbrush out your jowls? 18 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:25,479 I can't work with her! 19 00:00:25,507 --> 00:00:26,678 I thought I smelled blue collar. 20 00:00:26,731 --> 00:00:27,984 Stop! Would you turn that thing off? 21 00:00:28,005 --> 00:00:29,374 And that's what you missed on Glee. 22 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:34,177 It's happened. 23 00:00:34,212 --> 00:00:36,469 The Lion King, Puckfasa, has been caged. 24 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,959 I've been in love before, but this time feels different. 25 00:00:38,993 --> 00:00:40,976 This time feels grown up. 26 00:00:40,996 --> 00:00:41,969 Don't judge me. 27 00:00:42,016 --> 00:00:43,428 I'm 18; it's legal. 28 00:00:43,463 --> 00:00:45,460 Besides, the age difference isn't that crazy. 29 00:00:45,494 --> 00:00:47,453 Just look at Ashton and Demi, Indiana Jones and Ally McBeal, 30 00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:49,457 Woody Allen and that Chinese girl. 31 00:00:49,491 --> 00:00:51,028 I get that teacher/student relationships are tricky, 32 00:00:51,097 --> 00:00:52,938 but aren't all relationships? 33 00:00:52,981 --> 00:00:55,917 I'm willing to put in the work for this one. 34 00:00:59,514 --> 00:01:02,474 When she looks at me, I don't feel like a boy anymore. 35 00:01:02,508 --> 00:01:05,011 I feel like the man that I've always wanted to be. 36 00:01:05,045 --> 00:01:06,545 A family man. 37 00:01:06,595 --> 00:01:08,494 I live for fourth period. 38 00:01:08,517 --> 00:01:10,144 Shelby's been subbing for Mr. Clippenger in Geometry 39 00:01:10,178 --> 00:01:11,515 ever since he ate that bad cantaloupe. 40 00:01:11,543 --> 00:01:13,107 I know I'm supposed to be learning about 41 00:01:13,168 --> 00:01:14,986 grammars and stuff, but all I can think about 42 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:17,103 is what color underwear Ms. C is wearing 43 00:01:17,149 --> 00:01:18,723 and if she knows how to dance. 44 00:01:25,814 --> 00:01:27,456 Did you do your homework, dude? 45 00:01:32,416 --> 00:01:35,578 Wait. W-Wait a second, man. 46 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:39,002 What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year? 47 00:01:39,036 --> 00:01:41,550 Whoa! 48 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:47,049 ¶ T-Teacher, stop that screaming ¶ 49 00:01:47,088 --> 00:01:49,173 ¶ Teacher, don't you see? 50 00:01:49,207 --> 00:01:52,677 ¶ Don't want to be no uptown fool ¶ 51 00:01:52,711 --> 00:01:55,675 ¶ Maybe I should go to hell, but I am doing well ¶ 52 00:01:55,709 --> 00:02:00,268 ¶ Teacher needs to see me after school ¶ 53 00:02:00,318 --> 00:02:04,388 ¶ I think of all the education that I missed ¶ 54 00:02:04,402 --> 00:02:07,405 ¶ But then my homework was never quite like this ¶ 55 00:02:10,724 --> 00:02:14,505 ¶ Oh, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad ¶ 56 00:02:14,541 --> 00:02:16,917 ¶ I'm hot for teacher 57 00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:22,211 ¶ I got it bad, so bad 58 00:02:22,245 --> 00:02:24,764 ¶ I'm hot for teacher 59 00:02:28,765 --> 00:02:31,766 Ah, I think the clock is slow, man. 60 00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:32,772 I don't feel tardy. 61 00:02:32,799 --> 00:02:34,020 Ah, I just been here so long. 62 00:02:34,057 --> 00:02:36,226 I got to get out of here. 63 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:38,854 Class dismissed! 64 00:02:42,059 --> 00:02:46,733 ¶ I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold ¶ 65 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,654 ¶ I know about this school 66 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:53,872 ¶ Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold? ¶ 67 00:02:53,902 --> 00:02:57,621 ¶ How did you know that golden rule? ¶ 68 00:02:57,657 --> 00:03:00,714 ¶ I think of all the education that I missed ¶ 69 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:04,886 ¶ But then my homework was never quite like this ¶ 70 00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:11,312 ¶ Whoa, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad ¶ 71 00:03:11,346 --> 00:03:13,645 ¶ I'm hot for teacher 72 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:18,678 ¶ I've got it bad, so bad 73 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:21,903 ¶ I'm hot for teacher 74 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:25,569 ¶ Whoa, oh, yes, I'm hot 75 00:03:25,601 --> 00:03:28,305 ¶ Oh, whoa, oh, yes, I'm hot 76 00:03:28,327 --> 00:03:30,356 ¶ Whoa. 77 00:03:34,443 --> 00:03:36,246 Whoo! 78 00:03:36,279 --> 00:03:37,326 Wow! 79 00:03:37,364 --> 00:03:39,506 Puck, guys, spectacular! 80 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:41,006 What a way to start off this week! 81 00:03:41,038 --> 00:03:41,918 You guys didn'td 82 00:03:41,963 --> 00:03:43,290 an assignment to work on this. 83 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,710 You just did it. 84 00:03:44,759 --> 00:03:46,852 Mr. Schuester, while the performance was excellent... 85 00:03:46,882 --> 00:03:48,257 particularly the drumming... 86 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:49,379 don't you think that the subject matter 87 00:03:49,435 --> 00:03:50,501 is a little inappropriate? 88 00:03:50,503 --> 00:03:51,637 Well, that depends on 89 00:03:51,671 --> 00:03:53,599 what Puck's intent was when he chose this song. 90 00:03:58,985 --> 00:04:01,314 I guess I just, uh, dig Van Halen. 91 00:04:01,348 --> 00:04:02,553 All right! 92 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:03,949 Rock on! 93 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:06,461 Yep, good job, guys. 94 00:04:06,462 --> 00:04:07,962 Glee S03E06 "Mash Off" 95 00:04:07,963 --> 00:04:09,629 By Mikhel for Subtitulos.es ==SPREAD THE WORD== 96 00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:11,986 Burt Hummel... he's running for Congress. 97 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,653 Last year, he had a heart attack. 98 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,073 He might have had a heart transplant. 99 00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:16,953 And he might have got it from a baboon. 100 00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:20,580 Baboons are dangerous killers 101 00:04:20,646 --> 00:04:22,575 who throtheir own feces when they're not tearing off 102 00:04:22,626 --> 00:04:26,126 people's faces or admiring their own weird butts. 103 00:04:26,161 --> 00:04:27,545 Congress is bad enough. 104 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,541 If Burt Hummel thinks what Washington needs is 105 00:04:29,549 --> 00:04:32,226 more baboon parts, then he needs a brain transplant. 106 00:04:32,253 --> 00:04:34,006 Watch out, baboons. 107 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,508 Burt Hummel and his baboon heart. 108 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,582 Wrong on the issues, wrong for Ohio. 109 00:04:37,835 --> 00:04:39,104 I'm Sue Sylvester. 110 00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:41,679 I have a human heart, and I approve this mes... 111 00:04:41,713 --> 00:04:43,686 The man had angioplasty! 112 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,021 She's telling lies! 113 00:04:45,055 --> 00:04:46,652 She's playing dirty and she's getting away with it! 114 00:04:46,696 --> 00:04:48,109 Okay. Will, breathe deep, breathe deep, breathe deep. 115 00:04:48,152 --> 00:04:50,030 We have to play nice. 116 00:04:50,064 --> 00:04:53,287 Because if you win by fighting dirty, it's not really winning. 117 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,955 That's what we teach our students. 118 00:04:54,957 --> 00:04:55,928 Right? 119 00:04:58,580 --> 00:04:59,836 What you're doing is appalling. 120 00:04:59,873 --> 00:05:01,841 Do you know 20% of all voters think 121 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:03,240 my dad actually has a baboon heart. 122 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:05,502 It's not personal, Porcelain, it's politics. 123 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:06,549 And politics are 124 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:08,008 all about playing dirty. 125 00:05:08,036 --> 00:05:10,002 You should know. 126 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:12,358 Your squeaky-clean campaign for class president 127 00:05:12,374 --> 00:05:14,877 is getting a good ol' fashioned country shellackin'. 128 00:05:14,911 --> 00:05:16,095 Yo, fellow Americans. 129 00:05:16,138 --> 00:05:17,134 Okay, listen. 130 00:05:17,188 --> 00:05:18,680 A vote for Brittany is a vote for 131 00:05:18,716 --> 00:05:20,350 root beer water fountains and robot teachers. 132 00:05:20,385 --> 00:05:21,605 Did you say "robot teachers"? 133 00:05:21,641 --> 00:05:22,599 Yep. Radical! 134 00:05:22,642 --> 00:05:23,608 I've always wanted one. 135 00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:24,930 And also, listen. 136 00:05:24,947 --> 00:05:28,316 Rachel Berry is still on MySpace and thus unfit to lead. 137 00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:29,623 That's ridiculous. 138 00:05:29,643 --> 00:05:31,401 Brittany's making promises shcan't deliver on. 139 00:05:31,435 --> 00:05:34,034 It's lying! And no one is even on MySpace, not even Rachel! 140 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,045 It doesn't matter. 141 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,382 Brittany's got their attention. 142 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:38,419 And you're playing all nice, campaigning for 143 00:05:38,453 --> 00:05:40,208 a salad bar in the cafeteria. 144 00:05:40,246 --> 00:05:42,664 It's boring, it's tired, it's not going to get you elected. 145 00:05:42,712 --> 00:05:44,410 Well, obesity is a huge problem at this school. 146 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:45,625 Especially in the Gleelub. 147 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:47,171 Have a seat, Yasser. 148 00:05:47,173 --> 00:05:48,550 You know why I fight dirty? 149 00:05:48,584 --> 00:05:50,002 Because I'm fighting 150 00:05:50,047 --> 00:05:51,145 for something. 151 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:53,792 I have a cause, several actually. 152 00:05:53,822 --> 00:05:55,448 I hate the arts... 153 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:56,906 and a bunch of other stuff. 154 00:05:56,952 --> 00:06:00,622 If you want to win, find yourself a cause, my friend. 155 00:06:00,644 --> 00:06:02,426 Then start flinging poo. 156 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:04,077 Winning is really about poo flinging. 157 00:06:04,109 --> 00:06:05,571 I refuse to believe that. 158 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,393 I agree that perhaps I need a better cause, 159 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:09,706 but I'm going to win this thing without having to fling 160 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:11,103 a single stinky nugget. 161 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,828 Well, good luck with that, son of Burt "Baboon Heart" Hummel. 162 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:15,876 It's not personal. 163 00:06:19,887 --> 00:06:21,475 Hey, Shelby, what's up? 164 00:06:21,494 --> 00:06:22,615 We haven't talked since 165 00:06:22,755 --> 00:06:24,713 Mercedes and Santana and Brittany 166 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,176 left New Directions. 167 00:06:26,208 --> 00:06:28,460 I hope you know, I kept my word. 168 00:06:28,494 --> 00:06:29,637 I know. 169 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,633 You didn't recruit anyone. 170 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:31,938 It was, it was me. 171 00:06:31,981 --> 00:06:33,098 They left because of me. 172 00:06:33,148 --> 00:06:34,679 No, no, it's not your fault. 173 00:06:34,801 --> 00:06:36,514 They're talented. They just want a chance 174 00:06:36,533 --> 00:06:38,146 to take center stage during their senior year. 175 00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:40,403 Did you get your letter today? 176 00:06:40,506 --> 00:06:41,895 About Sectionals? Yeah. 177 00:06:41,897 --> 00:06:43,400 Figures we'd be up against you. 178 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,288 Don't forget the Dulcet Dazzlers. 179 00:06:46,303 --> 00:06:47,356 So lame. 180 00:06:49,734 --> 00:06:52,800 You know, we may get along, but the kids won't. 181 00:06:52,976 --> 00:06:55,414 I mean, it's going to get ugly around here. 182 00:06:55,471 --> 00:06:57,921 It's the last year for a lot of them and they want to win. 183 00:06:57,923 --> 00:06:59,684 Well, maybe competition will bring out the best in them. 184 00:06:59,718 --> 00:07:01,252 Or maybe it'll turn into World War Glee. 185 00:07:03,143 --> 00:07:04,725 We usually do mash-ups around this time. 186 00:07:04,744 --> 00:07:06,046 It's always my favorite. 187 00:07:06,048 --> 00:07:08,059 Everyone's so happy. 188 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,602 So, you can still do it. 189 00:07:09,648 --> 00:07:11,501 You know, maybe there's a way 190 00:07:11,535 --> 00:07:13,634 to work with all this fighting spirit. 191 00:07:13,681 --> 00:07:17,886 Get the kids to channel it into something great. 192 00:07:17,935 --> 00:07:20,135 Talk to me. 193 00:07:22,092 --> 00:07:23,138 What are you doing here? 194 00:07:23,175 --> 00:07:24,838 Shelby told us she had something to show us. 195 00:07:24,872 --> 00:07:25,878 What are you doing here? 196 00:07:25,898 --> 00:07:27,557 Mr. Shue said the same thing. 197 00:07:27,601 --> 00:07:30,605 Let me guess, he wants to combine choirs for Sectionals. 198 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:31,515 Well, it's not gonna happen. 199 00:07:31,549 --> 00:07:32,898 The Trouble Tones are here to stay. 200 00:07:32,943 --> 00:07:34,236 So why don't you shuffle 201 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:35,829 your busted choir off our stage. 202 00:07:35,858 --> 00:07:37,454 Look, you guys, we can compete without being enemies. 203 00:07:37,487 --> 00:07:38,911 All right? We don't have to get vicious. 204 00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:40,702 Oh, I think we do, Soft Serve. 205 00:07:40,736 --> 00:07:44,448 fierce, femme, phenomenal. 206 00:07:44,504 --> 00:07:46,778 Oh, and, guys, hurry up, go get some moist towels. 207 00:07:46,831 --> 00:07:49,083 We have to keep Finn wet before we can roll him back in the sea. 208 00:07:49,116 --> 00:07:51,697 Okay, you know what, Santana, Finn is in great shape, 209 00:07:51,731 --> 00:07:53,072 and your meanness only highlights 210 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,417 your own personal insecurities. 211 00:07:54,455 --> 00:07:56,075 And, Rachel, your mustache is thicker 212 00:07:56,088 --> 00:07:57,424 than a Middle Eastern dictator's. 213 00:08:01,544 --> 00:08:04,470 ¶ It's been a long time since I came around ¶ 214 00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:08,097 ¶ It's been a long time but I'm backn town ¶ 215 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:12,316 ¶ This time, I'm not leaving without you ¶ 216 00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:15,137 Is this what having a stroke feels like? 217 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,617 Because I like it. 218 00:08:16,652 --> 00:08:19,936 ¶ Just you and I 219 00:08:19,953 --> 00:08:23,782 ¶ Sharing our love together 220 00:08:23,815 --> 00:08:26,454 ¶ And I know in time 221 00:08:26,489 --> 00:08:30,442 ¶ We'll build the dreams we treasure ¶ 222 00:08:30,456 --> 00:08:33,873 ¶ We'll be all right, just you and I ¶ 223 00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:37,336 ¶ Something, something about this place ¶ 224 00:08:37,387 --> 00:08:40,830 ¶ Just you and, just you and I 225 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,973 ¶ Something 'bout lonely nights ¶ 226 00:08:44,008 --> 00:08:46,173 ¶ And my lipstick on your face 227 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,087 ¶ Just you and I 228 00:08:48,121 --> 00:08:50,642 ¶ Something, somethg about 229 00:08:50,684 --> 00:08:53,566 ¶ My cool Nebraska guy 230 00:08:53,598 --> 00:08:54,511 ¶ You and I 231 00:08:54,563 --> 00:08:56,484 ¶ Yeah, something about 232 00:08:56,517 --> 00:08:58,491 ¶ Baby, you and I 233 00:09:00,236 --> 00:09:03,437 ¶ Oh, you and I 234 00:09:03,471 --> 00:09:07,077 ¶ Remember our first embrace 235 00:09:07,107 --> 00:09:11,244 ¶ The smile that was on your face ¶ 236 00:09:11,288 --> 00:09:14,448 ¶ The promises that we made 237 00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:16,752 ¶ Ooh 238 00:09:16,785 --> 00:09:21,177 ¶ And now your love is my reward ¶ 239 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:24,874 ¶ And I love you even more 240 00:09:24,934 --> 00:09:27,265 ¶ Than I ever did before 241 00:09:27,298 --> 00:09:31,351 ¶ Something, something about this place ¶ 242 00:09:31,386 --> 00:09:34,937 ¶ Just you and, just you and I 243 00:09:34,969 --> 00:09:37,613 ¶ Something 'bout lonely nights ¶ 244 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,941 ¶ And my lipstick on your face 245 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:42,119 ¶ Just you and I 246 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:45,656 ¶ Something, something about 247 00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:48,489 ¶ My cool Nebraska guy ¶ I love you, you and I 248 00:09:48,523 --> 00:09:49,866 ¶ Put your drinks up 249 00:09:49,908 --> 00:09:51,909 ¶ For Nebraska ¶ For Nebraska 250 00:09:51,961 --> 00:09:53,409 ¶ For Nebraska, Nebraska 251 00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:54,659 ¶ I love you 252 00:09:54,693 --> 00:09:57,992 ¶ You and I 253 00:09:58,026 --> 00:10:00,793 ¶ You, you and I 254 00:10:00,837 --> 00:10:01,913 ¶ Nebraska 255 00:10:01,965 --> 00:10:04,923 ¶ I'd rather die 256 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:09,976 ¶ Without you and I 257 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,709 ¶ We made it 258 00:10:11,722 --> 00:10:16,982 ¶ You and I. 259 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,902 Mr. Shue, Shelby, I think we can all admit 260 00:10:21,935 --> 00:10:24,193 that that was weirdly amazing. 261 00:10:24,227 --> 00:10:25,867 Buwhat exactly was the point? 262 00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:29,442 That sometimes bringing together two conflicting things 263 00:10:29,499 --> 00:10:31,119 can create something totally unexpected. 264 00:10:31,176 --> 00:10:32,791 We're not combining Glee Clubs, Mr. Shue. 265 00:10:32,842 --> 00:10:34,206 That's not what I'm talking about. 266 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,865 Shelby and I agree that with Sectionals 267 00:10:35,899 --> 00:10:38,790 coming up for both of us, it's time we all got serious 268 00:10:38,843 --> 00:10:40,582 with some friendly competition. 269 00:10:40,622 --> 00:10:41,700 Each group's going to 270 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:43,187 put together their own mash-up 271 00:10:43,215 --> 00:10:44,174 to perform head-to-head. 272 00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:45,222 For the first annual 273 00:10:45,256 --> 00:10:47,123 McKinley High Mash-Off. Mash-Off. 274 00:10:47,177 --> 00:10:48,679 Yeah! Come on, now. 275 00:10:50,523 --> 00:10:52,433 Get you some! Let's do this! 276 00:10:52,474 --> 00:10:53,889 That's pretty good, right? 277 00:10:58,393 --> 00:11:00,271 ¶ 278 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:07,698 They were out of apples in the cafeteria. 279 00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:10,006 Thank you. 280 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:10,865 I want you. 281 00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:12,917 I'm your teacher. 282 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:13,917 You're my sub. 283 00:11:13,951 --> 00:11:15,419 You can't deny the chemistry. 284 00:11:17,414 --> 00:11:19,338 I'm not some kid. I'm 18. 285 00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:21,509 I've already been with a lot of older women. 286 00:11:21,538 --> 00:11:24,045 Look, Noah, you are very charming 287 00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:25,299 and surprisingly set. 288 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,370 The kiss was a mistake. 289 00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:29,344 Well, that mistake meant something to me. 290 00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:31,795 I felt something I've never felt before. 291 00:11:31,866 --> 00:11:33,378 I'm in love with you. 292 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,296 Oh, God. 293 00:11:34,353 --> 00:11:35,712 Wait. I made a list 294 00:11:35,746 --> 00:11:37,211 of the reasons we should be together. 295 00:11:37,245 --> 00:11:38,858 you're hot. 296 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:41,285 I'm hot. 297 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,804 Beth needs a dad. 298 00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:47,124 And why shouldn't it be her actual dad? 299 00:11:47,328 --> 00:11:50,123 Look me in the eye and tell me you don't feel something, too. 300 00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:51,576 You want a mash-up? 301 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,470 We're the ultimate mash-up; 302 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:56,759 two things that maybe shouldn't work together but do. 303 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,446 I would lose my job. 304 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,006 Only if I told, and I never would. 305 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:01,090 You have a crush. 306 00:12:01,124 --> 00:12:02,494 It's sweet and it's normal 307 00:12:02,544 --> 00:12:04,003 and you're gonna get over it. 308 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,727 I dream about us being together. 309 00:12:05,924 --> 00:12:08,661 A real family. Taking stupid pictures 310 00:12:08,718 --> 00:12:10,008 for our Hanukkah cards, 311 00:12:10,089 --> 00:12:12,109 renting an RV and all of us hitting Coachella. 312 00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:14,200 What's up with that crib you ordered? 313 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,604 Is it still in pieces all over your living room floor? Yes. 314 00:12:16,638 --> 00:12:19,100 See? You need me. I can help you with stuff like that. 315 00:12:19,134 --> 00:12:20,499 Let me take care of it this week. 316 00:12:20,672 --> 00:12:23,239 No, that's not gonna happen. Why? 317 00:12:23,278 --> 00:12:24,980 Because you're afraid you won't be able to resist me? 318 00:12:25,019 --> 00:12:26,447 I know that's why you haven't had me 319 00:12:26,481 --> 00:12:28,015 back to babysit since we made out. 320 00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:33,753 You know this is gonna happen. 321 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,773 Okay, guys, we have our work cut out for us this week with this mash-off. 322 00:12:40,094 --> 00:12:41,848 And The Trouble Tones have a lot of powerful voices, 323 00:12:41,907 --> 00:12:44,359 so song selection is key here. Any suggestions? 324 00:12:44,411 --> 00:12:45,862 What about The Clash? Uh, The Police? 325 00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:46,944 REM! No. 326 00:12:46,978 --> 00:12:47,807 Spice Girls. Jonas Brothers. 327 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,136 Guys, no, no, we can't use 328 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,164 any of those bands. 329 00:12:50,196 --> 00:12:51,209 The only thing they have in common 330 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,972 is that they all broke up, 331 00:12:52,974 --> 00:12:55,677 and right now the New Directions need to feel united. 332 00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:57,050 I like what you're saying, Finn. 333 00:12:57,084 --> 00:12:58,600 It's not just about the music, but where it comes from. 334 00:12:58,618 --> 00:13:00,101 Who do you think we should use? 335 00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:02,629 How about this? People think Hall and Oates are 336 00:13:02,663 --> 00:13:04,295 famous for their cool, puffy hair 337 00:13:04,329 --> 00:13:06,257 and that dude's banging 'stache. Awesome. 338 00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:07,418 But also they're awesome 339 00:13:07,463 --> 00:13:09,200 for staying together over the long haul. 340 00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:12,453 Just like us, despite all their differences. 341 00:13:12,455 --> 00:13:15,361 I think we should give the solo to the new guy. 342 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,939 Get him prepared for what's in store 343 00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:18,109 when the stakes get high. 344 00:13:18,143 --> 00:13:20,348 Rory, I think you'll do a good job. 345 00:13:20,397 --> 00:13:24,768 Thanks, Finn, but I don't think I'm ready for that honor just yet. 346 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:28,031 Come on. You're totally ready, Rory. 347 00:13:28,065 --> 00:13:30,703 You'll kill it. We'll all help you. 348 00:13:30,705 --> 00:13:32,404 It's a great idea, Finn. 349 00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:34,486 Thanks. 350 00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:35,681 I'm losing patience. 351 00:13:35,706 --> 00:13:37,496 Why hasn't Child Protective Services done anything 352 00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:38,697 to Shelby yet? I don't know. 353 00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:40,540 Wait. Did you do something to screw this up already? 354 00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:42,529 You have to be extra nice to Shelby 355 00:13:42,539 --> 00:13:43,747 so that we can babysit more 356 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,162 because we've hardly been over there, 357 00:13:45,196 --> 00:13:46,861 and we need to spend as much time bonding 358 00:13:46,888 --> 00:13:49,225 with our baby as we can so that when I get her, 359 00:13:49,337 --> 00:13:50,704 she doesn't freak out when I hold her. 360 00:13:50,725 --> 00:13:51,930 I'm being really nice to her, believe me. 361 00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,999 Look, this isn't a game, okay? 362 00:13:54,175 --> 00:13:55,770 I know Shelby's threatened by me. 363 00:13:55,821 --> 00:13:58,123 But I am willing to do whatever it takes to get closer to her 364 00:13:58,317 --> 00:14:00,954 because closer to her is closer to Beth. 365 00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:10,275 I would like to join the Trouble Tones. 366 00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:12,777 I have to think about that. 367 00:14:12,848 --> 00:14:14,947 Thanks a million, Finn. 368 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,024 I just want you to know that no matter what, 369 00:14:17,058 --> 00:14:18,079 I have your back. 370 00:14:18,122 --> 00:14:19,896 Like when that girl with the lips was saying 371 00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:22,679 you look like a whale, I wanted to tell her that I think you look fine. 372 00:14:22,714 --> 00:14:23,879 I'm just sick of her 373 00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:25,458 talking smack about me, you know? 374 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:27,759 Have you ever heard of the term "trash talk"? 375 00:14:27,803 --> 00:14:29,588 Is that when you discuss trash? 376 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,078 No. In sports, it's when one player insults another 377 00:14:32,091 --> 00:14:33,849 to try and get them off their game. 378 00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:35,210 And Santana's trying to demean us 379 00:14:35,259 --> 00:14:37,930 to get inside of our heads so that we remain losers. 380 00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:40,132 Well, it's time to start getting inside of hers. 381 00:14:40,194 --> 00:14:41,889 Hey there, Orca. 382 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,540 Hey, Santana, you look like an ass-less J.Lo. 383 00:14:45,564 --> 00:14:47,921 You're skinny like all the crops 384 00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:49,149 failed on your family's farm. 385 00:14:49,216 --> 00:14:50,424 That is the lamest thing I didn't 386 00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:52,233 understand a word of. Not one word. 387 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,287 Is that really all that you can come up with? 388 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,152 You seriously think that you can out-insult me? 389 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,283 I'm from Lima Heights. I was raised on insults. 390 00:14:59,285 --> 00:15:01,243 It's how mi abuela put me to sleep at night, 391 00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:02,406 and she is not a nice lady. 392 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,263 You know, she tried to sell me once? 393 00:15:04,297 --> 00:15:05,795 And it wasn't till I got to kindergarten 394 00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:07,335 that I learned my name wasn't "Garbage Face." 395 00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:09,319 Then we'll have to settle this another way. 396 00:15:09,353 --> 00:15:11,737 Uh, today, after school. 397 00:15:11,773 --> 00:15:13,175 Bring your Trouble Tones. 398 00:15:13,231 --> 00:15:15,648 Are you suggesting what I think you are? 399 00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:16,603 Yeah, I am. 400 00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:17,989 Dodgeball. 401 00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:26,659 Hey, Rachel. 402 00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:27,850 Hi. 403 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,794 As you might have heard, 404 00:15:29,822 --> 00:15:31,659 I'm applying to the New York Academy of Dramatic Arts. 405 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,658 Ugh! All the girls who beat me out in the auditions 406 00:15:33,694 --> 00:15:35,488 when I was in New York, they all graduated from there. 407 00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:36,650 Well, my grades are perfect, 408 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,276 and I was the lead in the school musical 409 00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:40,196 and I plan on winning the election 410 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:41,600 for student class president, 411 00:15:41,648 --> 00:15:44,740 so I just need a letter, a killer letter of recommendation. 412 00:15:44,742 --> 00:15:47,296 Wait. You're asking me to write it? 413 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,878 Actually, I've, I've already written it, 414 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,855 so all you would have to do is just sign, and my resumé's 415 00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:54,378 in there as well with the letter, so... 416 00:15:54,438 --> 00:15:56,555 I thought that, you know, your pedigree 417 00:15:56,599 --> 00:15:58,240 as a National Champion show-choir coach 418 00:15:58,274 --> 00:16:01,054 would just make some noise with the admissions committee. 419 00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:02,182 Makes sense. 420 00:16:04,449 --> 00:16:06,097 Okay. 421 00:16:06,187 --> 00:16:08,110 Okay. Bye. 422 00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:12,397 I'm so proud of you. 423 00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:16,409 You are truly a star, Rachel. 424 00:16:18,097 --> 00:16:21,225 And it's all stillut there in front of you. 425 00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:22,870 I'm not going to be the first person 426 00:16:22,994 --> 00:16:25,155 to be a little jealous of all the amazing things 427 00:16:25,189 --> 00:16:26,753 you have lying ahead. 428 00:16:26,812 --> 00:16:31,093 I'm just going to be the only one who's also cheering you on. 429 00:16:33,884 --> 00:16:36,843 Maybe you could come to my Broadway debut. 430 00:16:36,877 --> 00:16:40,072 Ooh, don't try to stop me. 431 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:49,250 Maybe you could write your own version of the letter. 432 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,535 It's such an impressive resumé. 433 00:16:57,569 --> 00:17:02,294 You have the musical and all the clubs and... maybe even 434 00:17:02,328 --> 00:17:03,715 Student Council president. 435 00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:07,267 I feel bad for all the kids that don't have these 436 00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,590 big-ticket items in their CVs. 437 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,943 They don't have a chance in hell of getting into NYADA. 438 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,210 This could be deadly. I mean, facing our foes head-on 439 00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:20,007 without any adult supervision? 440 00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:26,000 So, uh, you know that our NYADA applications are due next week. 441 00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,968 I only need one more letter of recommendation. 442 00:17:28,856 --> 00:17:30,160 I wrote to Patti LuPone on her Web site, 443 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:32,173 but I haven't heard from her yet, so... 444 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,952 I-I really, I... I really miss you, Kurt. 445 00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:43,099 And I just... 446 00:17:43,101 --> 00:17:46,036 I just... I really want to be your friend again. 447 00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:47,662 Well, maybe you should've thought of that 448 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:48,980 before you walked all over me 449 00:17:49,014 --> 00:17:51,487 in your borderline-sociopathic climb to the top. 450 00:17:54,425 --> 00:17:55,505 Let's roadhouse! 451 00:17:55,516 --> 00:17:57,465 Oh, it's on, Pillsbury Dough Turd. 452 00:17:57,499 --> 00:17:58,861 Excuse me. 453 00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:00,428 I've never heard of this game of dodging balls before. 454 00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:02,891 What's the rules? Don't die. 455 00:18:05,889 --> 00:18:07,359 Let's do this. 456 00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:16,120 ¶ Hit me with your best shot 457 00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:18,514 ¶ Why don't you hit me with your best shot? ¶ 458 00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:20,688 ¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ¶ 459 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,685 ¶ Hit me with your best shot 460 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,689 ¶ Fire away 461 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,156 ¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ¶ 462 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:31,545 ¶ One way or another, I'm gonna find ya ¶ 463 00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:33,697 ¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ¶ 464 00:18:33,717 --> 00:18:38,705 ¶ One way or another I'm gonna win ya ¶ 465 00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:40,646 ¶ I'll getcha, I'll getcha 466 00:18:40,679 --> 00:18:43,473 ¶ You're a real tough cookie with a long history ¶ 467 00:18:43,512 --> 00:18:46,711 ¶ Of breaking little hearts like the one in me ¶ 468 00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:50,992 ¶ That's okay, let's see how you do it ¶ 469 00:18:51,015 --> 00:18:53,984 ¶ Put up your dukes, let's get down to it ¶ 470 00:18:54,018 --> 00:18:56,359 ¶ Hit me with your best shot 471 00:18:56,393 --> 00:18:58,890 ¶ Why don't you hit me with your best shot? ¶ 472 00:18:58,913 --> 00:19:01,001 ¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ¶ 473 00:19:01,032 --> 00:19:03,172 ¶ Hit me with your best shot 474 00:19:03,196 --> 00:19:04,897 ¶ Fire away! 475 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:07,406 ¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ¶ 476 00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:14,404 ¶ And if the lights are all out ¶ 477 00:19:14,432 --> 00:19:19,842 ¶ I'll follow your bus downtown ¶ 478 00:19:19,886 --> 00:19:25,247 ¶ See who's hanging out 479 00:19:27,773 --> 00:19:29,690 ¶ Hit me with your best shot 480 00:19:29,725 --> 00:19:32,361 ¶ Fire away 481 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,148 ¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ¶ 482 00:19:34,197 --> 00:19:38,127 ¶ Hit me with your best shot, fire away ¶ 483 00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:40,898 ¶ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ¶ 484 00:19:40,932 --> 00:19:43,198 ¶ Hit me with your best shot. 485 00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:49,330 Okay. Good game. 486 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:51,785 Boy, oh, boy, that was a cracker! 487 00:19:51,802 --> 00:19:53,416 What? 488 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:54,505 Whoa! 489 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,421 Stop it! Stop it! 490 00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:01,951 For God's sakes, he's bleeding! 491 00:20:01,972 --> 00:20:03,848 Maybe that's how the others treat us around here, 492 00:20:03,893 --> 00:20:05,759 but we don't do this to each other! 493 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,014 We're better than this! 494 00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:08,891 God, calm down, Grandma. 495 00:20:08,939 --> 00:20:09,685 The game's over! 496 00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:13,158 We still won. 497 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,783 Ladies, vocal warm-ups can wait. 498 00:20:21,817 --> 00:20:23,807 Now, I was up half the night thinking 499 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,165 about our mash-up for the mash-off, 500 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,159 and it came to me... Adele. 501 00:20:27,205 --> 00:20:28,580 I sound just like her. 502 00:20:28,622 --> 00:20:30,112 Dude, I love her. She sounds like 503 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,918 what banana cream pie sounds like when it sings. 504 00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:33,306 I think it's a great idea, Mercedes. 505 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,872 I think that we could really kill with that stuff. 506 00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,984 Agreed. And now with that decision out of the way, 507 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,821 I can stay focused on my one-sided battle 508 00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:40,124 of wits with the knuckle-dragger. 509 00:20:40,158 --> 00:20:43,023 Santana, the dodgeball thing was fun, until the end, but enough. 510 00:20:43,057 --> 00:20:44,856 No, honey, I'm just getting started. 511 00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:47,058 I'm the leader of this group and I'm telling you 512 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,193 lay off those guys. 513 00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:49,773 I'm sorry. The leader? 514 00:20:49,808 --> 00:20:52,722 Who died and made you queen, Aretha? 515 00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:53,942 I brought you guys in 516 00:20:53,982 --> 00:20:56,283 and I came up with the idea for our mash-up 517 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,139 while you were wasting time trying to figure out how 518 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,408 to make Finn Hudson cry. 519 00:20:59,461 --> 00:21:02,527 So I nominate myself as President of the Trouble Tones. 520 00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:04,490 All in favor? 521 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,464 I'm not impressed by your campaign. 522 00:21:06,488 --> 00:21:07,664 You didn't put any posters up. 523 00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:09,994 Four in favor means Mercedes gets elected. 524 00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:11,875 And she's right. We should all be focusg 525 00:21:11,906 --> 00:21:14,322 on winning because we're better, not meaner. 526 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,170 Mr. Shue and I both agreed on the ground rules. 527 00:21:16,204 --> 00:21:17,717 We play fair. 528 00:21:17,747 --> 00:21:19,296 I just don't have time for this kind of thinking. 529 00:21:19,337 --> 00:21:20,750 Well, make time. 530 00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:22,916 Because you are a star member of this group 531 00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:24,926 and you need to represent. 532 00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:28,550 ¶ Stop the violence. 533 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,707 Come on. Okay. God, okay. 534 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,152 Look, I'll play fair. 535 00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:36,389 From now on, I will be so nice 536 00:21:36,404 --> 00:21:39,034 that cotton candy won't melt in my mouth. 537 00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,739 That's really nice. That's really nice. 538 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,659 Hey, Tubs, can I talk to you for a second? 539 00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:45,699 Hey, listen here. 540 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:47,202 You can't make fun of Finn anymore. 541 00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:49,543 Shut your potato hole. I'm here to apologize. 542 00:21:49,577 --> 00:21:51,919 Rachel's right. I haven't been fair to you. 543 00:21:51,946 --> 00:21:53,883 You're not fat. 544 00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:57,382 I should know, I slept with you. I mean, at some point, 545 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,345 I must have liked that you look like a taco addict 546 00:21:59,377 --> 00:22:02,018 who's had one-too-many back-alley liposuctions. Whoa. 547 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,134 Please stick a sock in it 548 00:22:03,173 --> 00:22:04,526 or ship yourself back to Scotland. 549 00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:07,019 I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown. 550 00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:08,062 I am sorry, Finn. 551 00:22:08,096 --> 00:22:09,552 I mean, really, I'm-I'm sorry 552 00:22:09,586 --> 00:22:11,553 that the New Directions are going to get cshed 553 00:22:11,587 --> 00:22:13,241 by the Trouble Tones. 554 00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:15,255 I'm so sorry that you have no talent. 555 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,782 I'm sorry that you sing like you're getting 556 00:22:16,815 --> 00:22:19,562 your prostate checked and you dance like you've been 557 00:22:19,596 --> 00:22:23,127 asleep for years and someone just woke you up. 558 00:22:23,151 --> 00:22:24,461 Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails 559 00:22:24,656 --> 00:22:25,878 for the rest of your life. 560 00:22:25,922 --> 00:22:28,114 Although, you know what, I would just watch out for her 561 00:22:28,159 --> 00:22:29,446 come holiday time, if I were him, 562 00:22:29,468 --> 00:22:30,915 because if I were her, I'd stick 563 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:33,479 a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber 564 00:22:33,514 --> 00:22:36,667 light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights. 565 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,458 Hey, Santana. 566 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:42,830 Why don't u just come out of the closet? 567 00:22:42,886 --> 00:22:44,919 You know, I think I know why 568 00:22:44,953 --> 00:22:47,665 you're so good at tearing everybody else down. 569 00:22:47,731 --> 00:22:49,003 It's because you're constantly 570 00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:51,143 tearing yourself down, because you can't admit 571 00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:52,921 to everybody that you're in love with Brittany 572 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,643 and she might not love you back. 573 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,571 That must hurt, to not be able to 574 00:22:57,615 --> 00:22:59,979 admit to everyone how you really feel. 575 00:23:00,023 --> 00:23:02,246 You know what I think you are? 576 00:23:03,337 --> 00:23:06,031 A coward. 577 00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:08,029 See you at the mash-off. 578 00:23:12,115 --> 00:23:14,237 Burt Hummel claims he doesn't have a baboon heart. 579 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,141 He also claims he isn't married to a donkey. 580 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,521 Well, which is it, Burt Hummel? 581 00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:19,891 Baboon heart or donkey bride? 582 00:23:19,925 --> 00:23:22,041 Donkeys have no place in politics. 583 00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:25,210 They bite off children's fingers and pee absolutely anywhere. 584 00:23:25,244 --> 00:23:27,062 Do we really need another Washington politician 585 00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:28,620 married to a pack animal? 586 00:23:28,622 --> 00:23:31,250 Don't let Burt Hummel make an ass out of you, Ohio. 587 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,715 I'm Sue Sylvester, and it's not personal. 588 00:23:33,749 --> 00:23:35,831 Will, you are my campaign manager. 589 00:23:35,891 --> 00:23:38,043 You have got to do something about this! 590 00:23:38,077 --> 00:23:39,417 She's killing us! 591 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,629 You are on the right side of the issues voters care about. 592 00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:43,640 You know what it's like to run a small business. 593 00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:45,381 When the recession hit, you took a pay cut 594 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,164 so you didn't have to fire a single employee. 595 00:23:47,199 --> 00:23:48,804 Will, if you don't start fighting fire with fire, 596 00:23:48,809 --> 00:23:50,168 we are both going to lose. 597 00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:52,172 I'm going to lose the race, 598 00:23:52,207 --> 00:23:54,109 you're going to lose your job. 599 00:23:54,143 --> 00:23:55,770 Put your thinking cap on. 600 00:23:55,804 --> 00:23:58,708 Oh, who's got your nose? 601 00:23:58,745 --> 00:24:00,444 Where'd it go? 602 00:24:00,478 --> 00:24:01,490 Huh? 603 00:24:01,593 --> 00:24:02,719 There it is! 604 00:24:02,721 --> 00:24:04,915 It's magic! 605 00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:06,811 Yeah. 606 00:24:08,861 --> 00:24:10,811 Sorry, I should probably be helping more. 607 00:24:10,827 --> 00:24:13,215 I didn't know the directions were gonna be the foreign kind 608 00:24:13,266 --> 00:24:14,591 with weird pictures instead of English. 609 00:24:14,593 --> 00:24:16,118 It's okay. 610 00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:20,049 She likes you. You're good with her. 611 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:23,501 That's 'cause she's the best little girl in the whole world. 612 00:24:23,608 --> 00:24:24,692 Whoa! 613 00:24:24,726 --> 00:24:26,991 Oh, where'd it go? 614 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,306 Isn't that right, Monkeyface? 615 00:24:32,831 --> 00:24:33,947 Can I have her for a sec? 616 00:24:33,977 --> 00:24:34,936 Sure. 617 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,332 Go see Mama. 618 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:37,672 Hi. Hi. That's a good girl. 619 00:24:37,694 --> 00:24:41,116 Want to play here and give Mommy a little break? 620 00:24:41,143 --> 00:24:43,247 I got to come clean about something. 621 00:24:43,297 --> 00:24:46,522 When Quinn and I babysat for you, 622 00:24:46,532 --> 00:24:48,353 she put a bunch of stuff around here 623 00:24:48,379 --> 00:24:50,255 to make you look like an unfit mother. 624 00:24:52,062 --> 00:24:53,811 And then she called Child Protective Services. 625 00:24:53,845 --> 00:24:55,602 But I came and got rid of it all. 626 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,848 Why would she do that to me? 627 00:24:57,882 --> 00:24:59,130 Because she wants to get Beth back again. 628 00:24:59,132 --> 00:25:00,260 I did, too. 629 00:25:00,294 --> 00:25:01,334 I thought we'd be, 630 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:02,824 you know, good parents. 631 00:25:02,858 --> 00:25:05,575 It was wrong and stupid and totally selfish. 632 00:25:05,643 --> 00:25:08,583 I'm really, really sorry. 633 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,669 I... 634 00:25:14,879 --> 00:25:18,910 I always thought of Beth as an accident. 635 00:25:18,912 --> 00:25:20,409 But she's no accident. 636 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,908 Quinn and I gave her life... 637 00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:31,661 but somehow God or nature or whatever 638 00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:34,872 meant for you and her to be together. 639 00:25:34,906 --> 00:25:37,589 You were always meant to be her mother. 640 00:25:40,890 --> 00:25:43,303 And I'd like to be part of her life, too. 641 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:50,164 Hi. 642 00:25:52,106 --> 00:25:55,409 Welcome, everyone, to day one of the first annual 643 00:25:55,437 --> 00:25:57,518 McKinley High Mash-Off! 644 00:25:59,821 --> 00:26:01,974 Okay, a couple of ground rules. 645 00:26:02,035 --> 00:26:03,603 Everyone, therwill be 646 00:26:03,776 --> 00:26:05,272 no heckling of any kind, okay? 647 00:26:05,304 --> 00:26:07,478 Ms. Corcoran, the Trouble Tones are all fired up. 648 00:26:07,529 --> 00:26:09,541 Fine, fine. 649 00:26:09,573 --> 00:26:11,402 Don't worry, I can do it. 650 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,452 I'm gonna hit that F below middle C, 651 00:26:13,495 --> 00:26:14,558 just like Adele. 652 00:26:14,592 --> 00:26:16,094 All right, here we go. 653 00:26:16,129 --> 00:26:17,600 Finn will represent the New Directions; 654 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:20,482 Santana, the Trouble Tones for the rock-paper-scissor 655 00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:23,322 face-off to see who will perform first, all right? 656 00:26:23,378 --> 00:26:25,537 Let's get it going! 657 00:26:25,574 --> 00:26:27,219 Let's do this. 658 00:26:27,249 --> 00:26:29,051 One, two, three! 659 00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:30,917 Yeah! Yeah! 660 00:26:30,951 --> 00:26:31,967 Okay, paper covers rock. 661 00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:33,386 New Directions, take the stage! 662 00:26:33,419 --> 00:26:34,956 A kiss for the winner. 663 00:26:38,894 --> 00:26:41,089 ¶ What I want, you've got 664 00:26:41,123 --> 00:26:43,073 ¶ It might be hard to handle 665 00:26:43,111 --> 00:26:46,511 ¶ Like the flame that burns the candle ¶ 666 00:26:46,562 --> 00:26:48,896 ¶ The candle feeds the flame 667 00:26:48,938 --> 00:26:50,136 ¶ Eh, eh ¶ 668 00:26:50,154 --> 00:26:51,849 ¶ What I've got's full stock 669 00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:54,105 ¶ Of thoughts and dreams that scatter ¶ 670 00:26:54,139 --> 00:26:56,772 ¶ You pull them all together 671 00:26:56,806 --> 00:26:59,283 ¶ And how I can't explain 672 00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:01,162 ¶ Oh, yeah, well, well, you 673 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,575 ¶ I can't go for that 674 00:27:02,611 --> 00:27:04,362 ¶ Ooh, ooh ¶ 675 00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:05,832 ¶ You make my dreams come true 676 00:27:05,864 --> 00:27:10,034 ¶ I can't go for that, I can't go for that ¶ 677 00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:11,503 ¶ Well, well, well, you 678 00:27:11,537 --> 00:27:13,623 ¶ I can't go for that 679 00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:16,592 ¶ Oh, yeah, you make my dreams come true ¶ 680 00:27:16,627 --> 00:27:20,601 ¶ I can't go for that, I can't go for that ¶ 681 00:27:20,635 --> 00:27:25,048 ¶ On a night when bad dreams become a screamer ¶ 682 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:27,765 ¶ When they're messing with the dreamer ¶ 683 00:27:27,805 --> 00:27:31,474 ¶ I can laugh it in the face 684 00:27:31,508 --> 00:27:33,388 ¶ Twist and shout my way out 685 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:35,606 ¶ And wrap yourself around me 686 00:27:35,644 --> 00:27:38,646 ¶ 'Cause I ain't the way you found me ¶ 687 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,395 ¶ And I'll never be the same 688 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:42,849 ¶ Oh, yeah, well, 'cause you 689 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:44,874 ¶ I can't go for that ¶ Ooh, ooh ¶ 690 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:47,407 ¶ Oh, yeah, you make my dreams come true ¶ 691 00:27:47,455 --> 00:27:51,877 ¶ I can't go for that, I can't go for that ¶ 692 00:27:51,913 --> 00:27:55,413 ¶ Oh... 693 00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,888 ¶ I'm down on my daydream 694 00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:00,919 ¶ But that sleepwalk should be over by now ¶ 695 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,217 ¶ I know 696 00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:03,968 ¶ Yeah, you 697 00:28:04,004 --> 00:28:05,719 ¶ Ah 698 00:28:05,758 --> 00:28:08,183 ¶ I'll do anything that you want me to ¶ 699 00:28:08,217 --> 00:28:10,759 ¶ Yeah, I 700 00:28:10,811 --> 00:28:12,176 ¶ Do almost anything 701 00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:14,348 ¶ You make my dreams come true 702 00:28:14,382 --> 00:28:16,013 ¶ I can't go for that 703 00:28:16,047 --> 00:28:18,738 ¶ Oh, you make my dreams come true ¶ 704 00:28:18,772 --> 00:28:20,243 ¶ I can't go for that 705 00:28:20,279 --> 00:28:25,779 ¶ You make my dreams come true. ¶ 706 00:28:37,904 --> 00:28:38,900 Burt. 707 00:28:38,979 --> 00:28:40,223 Hey, I was worried you weren't going to make it. 708 00:28:40,225 --> 00:28:42,032 Are you kidding? 709 00:28:42,071 --> 00:28:43,152 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 710 00:28:43,186 --> 00:28:45,368 Polls have you in first place. 711 00:28:45,403 --> 00:28:47,072 Almost everyone loves the new ad. 712 00:28:47,121 --> 00:28:48,643 Almost everyone? 713 00:28:48,672 --> 00:28:49,871 Well, that ad was bulletproof. 714 00:28:49,893 --> 00:28:51,925 I accused Burt Hummel of using his tire shop 715 00:28:51,989 --> 00:28:53,874 to sexually assault automobiles. 716 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,296 What's not to like about that? 717 00:28:56,339 --> 00:28:57,749 Hey, Ms. C. 718 00:28:57,811 --> 00:28:59,390 Quiet, please, children. 719 00:28:59,422 --> 00:29:01,224 Welcome one and all 720 00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:04,566 to McKinley High's senior class presidential debate. 721 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,123 Such a magnificent turnout reflects 722 00:29:07,175 --> 00:29:09,451 this school's passion for democracy. 723 00:29:09,485 --> 00:29:12,735 it is against school policy 724 00:29:12,737 --> 00:29:16,268 to pass gas into jars to be sold in the cafeteria. 725 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:21,691 And now, our first candidate, Rick "The Stick" Nelson. 726 00:29:23,890 --> 00:29:24,940 Stick! Stick! Stick! Stick! 727 00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:28,514 So, I was talking to my dad, 728 00:29:28,536 --> 00:29:30,842 who says that since he pays taxes and stuff, 729 00:29:30,844 --> 00:29:34,286 like, for teachers, which pretty much means that we're your boss. 730 00:29:34,288 --> 00:29:36,117 So I think it's time 731 00:29:36,221 --> 00:29:38,222 that the teachers started doing what we say. 732 00:29:38,256 --> 00:29:40,602 And how about you stop talking in class, Mrs. Janicek? 733 00:29:40,641 --> 00:29:42,458 Everything you have to say is boring! 734 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,287 Vote Rick the Stick! 735 00:29:45,322 --> 00:29:49,264 Tornadoes are nature's most destructive force. 736 00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:51,225 These violent storms have ravaged America, 737 00:29:51,306 --> 00:29:53,489 crippling communities all across our land. 738 00:29:53,695 --> 00:29:55,793 Isn't it time we take a stand? 739 00:29:55,874 --> 00:29:57,948 If you honor me with being your next class president, 740 00:29:57,981 --> 00:30:00,119 I will make tornadoes illegal at McKinley, 741 00:30:00,151 --> 00:30:01,949 keeping you and your families at our school 742 00:30:01,987 --> 00:30:04,006 safe from their murderous rampages. 743 00:30:04,008 --> 00:30:08,163 Also, on Tuesdays, uh, I pledge to go topless. 744 00:30:13,114 --> 00:30:14,382 Whoo! 745 00:30:23,284 --> 00:30:25,860 Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel. 746 00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:28,264 Um, the past few weeks, 747 00:30:28,352 --> 00:30:31,266 I've tried to address the real problem 748 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,040 of obesity at this school. 749 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:39,310 But my opponents chose empty promises and smear tactics. 750 00:30:39,312 --> 00:30:42,439 Although she knows it to be untrue, my opponent Brittany 751 00:30:42,473 --> 00:30:44,618 stated that my face was used as a template 752 00:30:44,774 --> 00:30:48,625 for Hasbro's successful line of My Little Ponies. 753 00:30:48,659 --> 00:30:50,692 Well, I refuse to be bullied. 754 00:30:52,805 --> 00:30:56,155 In fact, I refuse to let anyone be bullied. 755 00:30:56,379 --> 00:30:59,552 Today, I want to take it one step further. 756 00:30:59,587 --> 00:31:03,546 I would like to hereby pledge to ban dodgeball 757 00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:05,453 at McKinley High. 758 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:14,554 Since its invention in 1831 by Silas W. Mangold, 759 00:31:14,589 --> 00:31:16,202 dodgeball has been used as 760 00:31:16,393 --> 00:31:18,566 a schoolyard instrument of suppression. 761 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,040 It's violent, it's painful, it's humiliating, 762 00:31:21,074 --> 00:31:23,182 and I believe that it's an equivalent 763 00:31:23,296 --> 00:31:24,415 to modern-day stoning. 764 00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:28,853 Let's end dodgeball at Minley High 765 00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:32,962 and send a strong message that violence isn't okay. 766 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,479 Hello, I'm Rachel Berry, 767 00:31:38,492 --> 00:31:41,187 and I have campaigned for president on a crusade 768 00:31:41,221 --> 00:31:43,185 for school book covers, 769 00:31:43,219 --> 00:31:45,426 a plan to save the school thousands of dollars. 770 00:31:46,806 --> 00:31:47,893 Knock it off! 771 00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:51,394 While I still consider this plan 772 00:31:51,428 --> 00:31:53,841 an inspired stroke of political genius, 773 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:56,765 I hereby withdraw my candidacy 774 00:31:56,799 --> 00:32:00,595 and urge you all to vote for Kurt Hummel. 775 00:32:01,873 --> 00:32:03,584 He's the only candidate 776 00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:05,082 here today who never went negative. 777 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:09,284 He-He's the one who deserves to be president. 778 00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:14,369 That's why I-I'm casting my vote for Kurt Hummel. 779 00:32:14,403 --> 00:32:16,669 Vote Hummel, McKinley. 780 00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:20,504 Vote for Kurt. 781 00:32:35,085 --> 00:32:36,116 Why'd you do it? 782 00:32:36,148 --> 00:32:38,817 I should have withdrawn from the race 783 00:32:39,034 --> 00:32:40,578 when I got the lead in the musical. 784 00:32:40,612 --> 00:32:42,168 You needed the resumé boost 785 00:32:42,202 --> 00:32:44,126 to get into NYADA. 786 00:32:44,173 --> 00:32:47,344 You're already so spectacular. 787 00:32:47,346 --> 00:32:51,534 But being senior class president will just put you over the top. 788 00:32:51,577 --> 00:32:55,151 Only Rachel Berrcould perk up an old boring high school debate 789 00:32:55,209 --> 00:32:56,579 with such a riveting twist. 790 00:32:56,613 --> 00:32:58,659 Drama queen. I know. 791 00:32:58,723 --> 00:33:02,569 But I just... I-I hated you hating me. 792 00:33:02,759 --> 00:33:05,464 Me, too. Scowling gives you forehead lines, 793 00:33:05,466 --> 00:33:08,553 and I'm way too young for Botox. 794 00:33:08,602 --> 00:33:11,642 I guess I was just, you know, focusing on my dream 795 00:33:11,644 --> 00:33:13,930 of going to New York and getting into NYADA, but... 796 00:33:13,964 --> 00:33:17,600 then realized that part of that dream is going there with you. 797 00:33:17,681 --> 00:33:20,241 So, now I am all about helping you win. 798 00:33:20,243 --> 00:33:22,489 Consider me your campaign slave. 799 00:33:25,245 --> 00:33:27,240 I'm gonna hug you now, okay? Okay. 800 00:33:27,269 --> 00:33:28,356 Okay! 801 00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:30,334 Thank you! 802 00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:37,861 So, about the whole pastie thing... 803 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:40,164 Let's just quit while we're ahead, doll. 804 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:47,000 Hey. I was... I was in the neighborhood, 805 00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:49,650 so I thought I'd drop this off for Beth. 806 00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,235 - I just got her down so... - I left a bunch 807 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,863 of voicemails trying to find a good time to come by. 808 00:33:53,896 --> 00:33:55,804 And you never gave me a straight answer 809 00:33:55,838 --> 00:33:57,207 about when I can join the Trouble Tones. 810 00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:59,231 I don't think it's a very good idea. 811 00:33:59,348 --> 00:34:01,034 Well, Mr. Schuester won't miss me. 812 00:34:01,078 --> 00:34:04,592 I reached out to you. 813 00:34:04,594 --> 00:34:06,353 I came back here so that you 814 00:34:06,355 --> 00:34:07,857 and my daughter could have a relationship. 815 00:34:07,891 --> 00:34:11,051 Oh, please, I know all about the hot sauce and the book 816 00:34:11,085 --> 00:34:12,635 and everything else you planted here. 817 00:34:12,663 --> 00:34:14,812 You think they were just gonna come here and find those things 818 00:34:14,848 --> 00:34:17,249 - and hand my baby over to you? - She's my baby. 819 00:34:17,251 --> 00:34:19,384 You have no idea what it means to be a mother. 820 00:34:19,397 --> 00:34:21,594 It's not about whose body she comes out of; 821 00:34:21,629 --> 00:34:24,762 it's about accepting the fact that you don'tatter anymore... 822 00:34:24,869 --> 00:34:27,680 that your feelings, and that your life and that your body 823 00:34:27,714 --> 00:34:32,147 they all come second to making sure that that child is happy and safe. 824 00:34:32,187 --> 00:34:33,691 Is that why you gave yours up for money? 825 00:34:33,725 --> 00:34:35,790 At least I did what I thought was best for my baby. 826 00:34:35,821 --> 00:34:38,270 You were just a cash whore! 827 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:42,577 I don't feel comfortable with you being around Beth anymore. 828 00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:49,766 Is Puck going to get to see her? 829 00:34:51,498 --> 00:34:53,556 Was he the one who told you? We're done here. 830 00:34:53,702 --> 00:34:56,761 I hope you this as a wake-up call. 831 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,795 Just because you take out your nose ring 832 00:34:58,844 --> 00:35:02,638 and dye your hair blonde again doesn't make you any less lost. 833 00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:06,602 I think you need to stop making fun of Finn. 834 00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:07,800 You're being really harsh. 835 00:35:07,851 --> 00:35:09,884 Manatees have really thick skin. 836 00:35:09,918 --> 00:35:13,363 Santana, Coach Sue needs you in her office right away. 837 00:35:16,121 --> 00:35:17,310 What's going on? 838 00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:19,864 Have a seat, Santana. 839 00:35:25,121 --> 00:35:27,716 I'm afraid we have some bad news, 840 00:35:27,756 --> 00:35:30,625 and I think I might be to blame. 841 00:35:30,673 --> 00:35:32,741 Oh, you think? Watch your blood pressure, Bubbles. 842 00:35:32,775 --> 00:35:35,576 In my campaign to become Ohio's newest congresswoman, 843 00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:38,649 I've said some things that are not true, 844 00:35:38,651 --> 00:35:41,021 and I don't feel good about it. 845 00:35:42,101 --> 00:35:44,308 I set the tone for this campaign, 846 00:35:44,346 --> 00:35:47,064 and now I'm afraid my slanderous chickens 847 00:35:47,091 --> 00:35:49,294 have come home to roost. 848 00:35:49,328 --> 00:35:50,806 Santana, you should know that I have the phone number 849 00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:52,632 of a counselor who specializes in this. 850 00:35:52,643 --> 00:35:55,122 It's something that, uh, I've been through first-hand, 851 00:35:55,156 --> 00:35:57,240 and I'd be willing to talk your family through it. 852 00:35:57,284 --> 00:35:58,987 What are you... What are you talking about? 853 00:35:59,114 --> 00:36:01,538 Reggie "the Sauce" Salazar sent me 854 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:04,245 an advance copy of his latest campaign ad. 855 00:36:04,271 --> 00:36:06,944 It turns out he has a niece who goes to this school, 856 00:36:06,993 --> 00:36:08,953 and she overheard a conversati 857 00:36:08,987 --> 00:36:11,710 a couple of days ago between you and Finn Hudson. 858 00:36:15,385 --> 00:36:17,570 Sue Sylvester wants to represent Ohio. 859 00:36:17,703 --> 00:36:19,145 She says she shares your values. 860 00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:21,255 If that's true, boy do we have some questions... 861 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,385 If you're so into family values, why did you promote 862 00:36:23,426 --> 00:36:25,034 a lesbian student to be your head cheerleader? 863 00:36:25,062 --> 00:36:27,294 And when did you plan on telling Ohio families? 864 00:36:27,328 --> 00:36:29,967 Why don't you have a husband, Sue? 865 00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:31,769 Is there something you're not telling us? 866 00:36:31,821 --> 00:36:34,016 Sue Sylvester. So many questions. 867 00:36:34,018 --> 00:36:37,487 I can't believe this is happening. 868 00:36:37,521 --> 00:36:38,556 I'm so sorry. 869 00:36:38,575 --> 00:36:41,476 I haven't even told my parents yet. 870 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:55,162 ¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ¶ 871 00:36:55,196 --> 00:36:58,293 ¶ She, she ain't real 872 00:36:58,329 --> 00:37:02,578 ¶ She ain't gonna be able to love you like I will ¶ 873 00:37:02,643 --> 00:37:06,837 ¶ Sure, she's got it all 874 00:37:06,871 --> 00:37:12,931 ¶ But baby, is that really what you want? ¶ 875 00:37:16,712 --> 00:37:20,020 ¶ Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds ¶ 876 00:37:20,054 --> 00:37:22,219 ¶ You made a fool out of you 877 00:37:22,235 --> 00:37:24,190 ¶ And, boy, she's bringing you down ¶ 878 00:37:24,224 --> 00:37:28,692 ¶ She made your heart melt, but you're cold to the core ¶ 879 00:37:28,726 --> 00:37:31,415 ¶ Now rumor has it she ain't got your love anymore ¶ 880 00:37:31,448 --> 00:37:33,195 ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ 881 00:37:33,229 --> 00:37:35,452 ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ 882 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,417 ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ 883 00:37:37,451 --> 00:37:39,205 ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ 884 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,339 ¶ Don't forget me 885 00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,621 ¶ I beg ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ 886 00:37:43,681 --> 00:37:48,382 ¶ I remember, you said ¶ Rumor has it ¶ 887 00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:51,013 I heard ¶ ¶ Ooh... ¶ 888 00:37:51,049 --> 00:37:54,969 ¶ That you settled down 889 00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:58,851 ¶ That you found a girl 890 00:37:58,907 --> 00:38:04,196 ¶ And you're married now 891 00:38:04,235 --> 00:38:06,694 ¶ I heard ¶ Ooh... ¶ 892 00:38:06,731 --> 00:38:11,031 ¶ That your dreams came true 893 00:38:11,066 --> 00:38:14,438 ¶ Guess she gave you things 894 00:38:14,451 --> 00:38:17,576 ¶ I didn't give to you 895 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:20,658 ¶ Whoa! ¶ Rumor has it, ooh 896 00:38:20,714 --> 00:38:22,609 ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ 897 00:38:22,632 --> 00:38:25,746 ¶ Yeah, baby ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ 898 00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,834 ¶ Don't forget me 899 00:38:27,895 --> 00:38:29,672 ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ ¶ I beg 900 00:38:29,721 --> 00:38:33,393 ¶ I remember, you said 901 00:38:33,423 --> 00:38:35,174 ¶ Rumor has it, ooh ¶ 902 00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:39,520 ¶ Never mind, I'll find someone like you ¶ 903 00:38:39,574 --> 00:38:41,561 ¶ Rumor has it, ooh 904 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:46,239 ¶ I wish nothing but the best 905 00:38:46,267 --> 00:38:49,492 ¶ For you, too ¶ Rumor has it ¶ 906 00:38:49,521 --> 00:38:51,993 ¶ Don't forget me 907 00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:53,243 ¶ I beg 908 00:38:53,279 --> 00:38:57,652 ¶ I remember, you said 909 00:38:57,661 --> 00:38:59,914 ¶ Sometimes it lasts in love 910 00:38:59,947 --> 00:39:04,793 ¶ But sometimes it hurts instead ¶ 911 00:39:04,827 --> 00:39:09,004 ¶ Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes ¶ 912 00:39:09,023 --> 00:39:14,499 ¶ It hurts instead... 913 00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,167 What did you just say to her? 914 00:39:18,236 --> 00:39:20,660 - I said I thought you were great. - You're lying. 915 00:39:20,661 --> 00:39:22,323 - No, he literally just said that. - Did you tell her, too? 916 00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:23,102 Santana... 917 00:39:23,144 --> 00:39:24,593 Everyone's gonna know now, because of you! 918 00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:27,183 The whole school already knows, and you know what? They don't care! 919 00:39:27,185 --> 00:39:29,085 Not just the school, you idiot... everyone. 920 00:39:29,086 --> 00:39:30,985 What are you talking...? 921 00:39:33,036 --> 00:39:35,015 By Mikhel for Subtitulos.es ==SPREAD THE WORD==