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So here's what
you mised on Glee
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Coach Beiste is head over heels
for a guy
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named Cooter
who's a football recruiter.
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Rachel's running for class
president against Kurt and Brittany
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and a guy from the hockey team.
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Vote Rick "The Stick"!
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Burt's running for Congress
against Sue
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and Reggie "The Sauce,"
this guy who owns a pizza chain
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and who's gonna air a
commercial that'll out Santana.
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Everyone's gonna know now,
because of you!
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She thought the whole thing
was Finn's fault,
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so she slapped him really hard
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in front of God and everybody.
Ouch.
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And that's what
you missed on Glee.
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Sync and corrected by dr.jackson
for www.addic7ed.com
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I'm sorry, but since a student
had lit firecrackers
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stuffed down his pants
three years ago,
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we've had a zero tolerance
physical violence policy.
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Is that why you suspended
all the kids who have been
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tossing slushees in our faces
for the past two years?
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Slushees are not on the school
board's approved list
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of suspend-worthy weapons.
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Here's what you have to
I didn't do it.
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We all saw
what happened.
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You slapped Finn in the face,
unprovoked.
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No. See, you don't get it.
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When I get really pissed off,
Santana gets taken over
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by my other evil personality.
I call her "Snixxx."
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Her wrath of words is called
"Snixxx juice."
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I'm kind of like
the Incredible Hulk.
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You can't blame me for anything
Snixxx does.
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I'm suspending you
and this Snixxx two weeks.
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No argument.
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Sectionals is next week.
If you suspend me, I won't be
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able to beat Grimace
and Mr. Shue's butts.
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Ms. Corcoran, I highly recommend
you do something about this.
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I'm sorry, Santana,
Sectionals is important,
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but you need to be
punished for what you did.
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I hate to say it, but I agree.
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This is garbage.
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Hamburglar Finn is fine.
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She didn't slap me.
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I know that it looked
and sounded like she did,
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but she actually didn't.
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What is it called in a play
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or a movie when you pretend to
hit someone but you don't?
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A stage slap?
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It was a stage slap.
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That's what it was.
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- What is your angle here, Finn?
- The truth.
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If she didn't
actually hit me,
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then you can't
suspend her, right?
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No.
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Then that's what happened.
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I'm a mischievous bitch,
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but I can't for the life
of me figure out
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what the hell
this is about.
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Well, I want Sectionals
to be a fair fight.
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And that can't happen without
you on the Trouble Tones.
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Well, actually, it would only be
a fair fight
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with me off the team.
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And I also kind of feel
bad for you.
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Look, I know we've been
at each other a lot
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over these past
couple of years,
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but the truth is I think
you're awesome.
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And when you hide
who you are,
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I feel like you hide
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part of that awesomeness
with it.
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And that's why you act out
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because you hurt inside...
every day.
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That's sweet...
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but if you think that,
in exchange for keeping me
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from getting suspended,
I'm gonna come...
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- ...back to the Glee Club?
- Exactly.
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You and all the Trouble Tones.
I have an idea
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for a lesson but it won't work
out if you're not there.
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Did Ms. Corcoran and Mr. Shue
already agree to this?
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Look, it's up to you.
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Either you can come back
to the choir room
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and embrace your awesome
or take a two-week vacation
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and enjoy your seat in the
audience for Sectionals.
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I haven't been
this worried about a vote
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since Lambert versus Allen.
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Kurt needs this election
to get into NYADA.
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More importantly, he's
clearly the superior candidate.
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I mean, come on.
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If elected,
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I will make sure to have sugary
treats available at all times.
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It helps the concentration.
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That's what
George Washington said.
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I had to take a stand.
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She's bribing the students
with Pixy Stix.
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Buying votes is illegal.
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It's also delicious.
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Nobody cares.
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They're all so lost
in their own worlds
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that they can't see how
important this is to me.
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Elections have consequences,
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and the consequence of Brittany
winning this election is
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that I'll have to move to
New York without my best gay.
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What if I need
an emergency makeover
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or a last-minute soufflé?
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How's the concession
speech going?
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Can I print
an early copy on my blog?
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Who says I'm ready to concede?
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I'm leading that hockey playing
kid by ten percent.
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But that's mostly because
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he's in a medically
induced coma after
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being brutally checked
in a game last week.
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Also, you're trailing Brittany
by 17 points.
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If this was a horse race,
you'd be glue.
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And te glue that keeps
this school together
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when he gets
elected president.
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Oh, my God, it's Brittany.
Madam President?
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Don't worry about it, okay?
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We still have the rest of the day
to change the minds of the voters.
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What's the point?
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I'm gonna lose unless
I pull a JFK.
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You're gonna shoot Brittany?
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No, no... when Kennedy ran
against Nixon in 1960,
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he had all his Mob buddies in
Chicago stuff the ballot boxes
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so that he would win
Illinois.
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It won him the presidency.
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Wait... No!
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No, I can't
let you do this, okay?
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Come on. Can't we just do, like,
a great duet in the cafeteria
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or the library to just
drum up some support?
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I have Kennedy's
impeccable hairline.
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I know.
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Why can't I have his ends-
justify-the-means mentality?
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If I lose, and my resume
remains blank,
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I'm not gonna get into NYADA.
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And I can't accept that.
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You're seriously
considering cheating?
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What choice do I have?
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Can someone tell us
what's going on, please?
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This week, the Trouble Tones
and New Directions!
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will both be
singing music created
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- by ladies and for ladies.
- Oh, hell no.
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Next week, all of us will be
going to Sectionals,
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and one of us is
probably gonna win.
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But, Santana, we're
worried about you.
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Worry about yourself,
fetus face.
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Glee's about learning how to
accept yourself for who you are,
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no matter
what other people think.
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And that's what this music
is all about.
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So, wait, I don't even
get a say in this? Not cool.
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Everybody in this room knows
about you and Brittany.
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And we don't judge
you for it.
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We celebrate it
because it's who you are.
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Look, I know not everybody
outside of this room
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is as accepting and cool,
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but we're doing this assignment
this week so that you know
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in this rotten, stinking mean
world that you at least have
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a group of people who
will support your choice
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to be whoever
you want to be.
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That's it.
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That's what
we're doing here.
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Blaine? Kurt?
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Santana, Kurt and I have a song
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we like to sing to
each other in the car.
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And we want to sing
that for you right now.
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While there's nothing I'd love
more than having
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two Pretty Ponies serenade me,
I think we'd get further
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staging a "gel-ervention" for
Blaine than singing lady music.
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I know it's hard.
It was hard for me, too.
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But you can get
through this.
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If you could just stop
being so defensive.
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I'm trying, but your hideous
bow ties are provoking me.
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Wait, are we talking lady
on lady or girl on girl?
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'Cause there's
a big difference.
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Puck, focus, okay?
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Kurt, Blaine, why don't you
kick us off with what you got?
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Made a wrong turn
once or twice
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Dug my way out,
blood and fire
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Bad decisions,
that's all right
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Welcome to my silly life
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Mistreated, misplaced,
misunderstood
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Miss No-way-it's-all-good
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It didn't slow me down
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Mistaken,
always second-guessing
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Underestimated, look,
I'm still around
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Pretty, pretty please
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Don't you ever, ever feel
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Like you're less than,
less than perfect
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Pretty, pretty please
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If you ever, ever feel
like you're nothing
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You are perfect to me
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The whole world stared,
so I swallowed the fear
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The only thing I should be
drinking is an ice-cold beer
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So cool in lying,
and we try, try, try
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But we try too hard,
and it's a waste of my time.
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Done looking for the critics
'cause they're everywhere
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They don't like my jeans,
they don't get my hair
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Strange ourselves,
and we do it all the time
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Why do we do that?
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Yeah!
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Oh, oh-oh-oh
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Oh, pretty, pretty please
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Pretty, pretty please,
if you ever, ever feel
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Like you're nothing
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You are perfect to me.
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That's good! That's great!
How about that?
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Thank you, guys.
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Thank you, Finn, especially.
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You know, with all the horrible crap
I've been through in my life...
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now I get to add that.
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Dear Journal,
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My campaign is in crisis.
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Polls have me neck-and-neck
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with Reggie "The Sauce"
Salazar,
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and his ad is set
to run any day now.
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Why would someone assume I'm
a friend of Ellen just because
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I'm mannish and highly
aggressive and have short hair
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and I only wear
track suits and I coach
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a girl's sport
and I married myself?
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It just doesn't make sense.
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The truth is, Journal,
I'm attracted to men.
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Sure, I can't stand watching
them eat or talking to them,
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but when it comes
to getting sexy,
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this gal's got a hole in her
heart only a fella can fill.
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Salazar's ad will put my
campaign on life-support,
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and if I want to win this race,
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I need 20 cc's
of man-candy, stat!
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So which one of
my hookups is ready
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for a prime-time photo op?
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Dan Quayle? Too needy.
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Stephen Baldwin? Train wreck.
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Oliver North. Biter.
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Matt Lauer? Too much crying.
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Johnny Cochran?
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Pretty sure he's dead.
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Eureka.
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That's the kind of guy I need.
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Better luck next time,
David Boreanaz.
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Sue Sylvester's found her man.
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What is that animal you appear
to be so noisily enjoying?
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A chicken stuffed in a duck,
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jammed in a turkey...
a turducken.
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- It's like a barnyard in a bite.
- Wow.
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I've been exhausted lately,
and I'm trying to eat as much
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protein as I can
to keep up my strength.
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Why are you so tired?
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I've been working hard
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as the student election advisor,
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and my nights have been much
more, well, busier lately.
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Well, if you need help with
anything, just let us know.
248
00:09:54,489 --> 00:09:55,160
Yeah.
249
00:09:55,418 --> 00:09:57,768
I could use some help counting
the election ballots.
250
00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:01,481
My quadriceps have been
trembling like jelly all day.
251
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,025
Cooter really pushed me
to my limit last night.
252
00:10:04,541 --> 00:10:06,692
So I take it things
are going well
253
00:10:06,743 --> 00:10:08,161
between you
and Mr. Mankins?
254
00:10:08,224 --> 00:10:10,802
Last night, Cooter asked
me to do something
255
00:10:10,803 --> 00:10:12,619
I never imagined I'd be doing.
256
00:10:14,516 --> 00:10:16,523
You think you can
handle this, Shannon?
257
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,267
Give it to me, Cooter.
258
00:10:21,819 --> 00:10:23,636
Our connection is so amazing
259
00:10:23,641 --> 00:10:25,054
and we have so much
in common.
260
00:10:25,117 --> 00:10:26,918
I really feel like
I met my match.
261
00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:28,787
We are so happy for you, Coach.
262
00:10:28,871 --> 00:10:30,519
Cooter Mankins...
263
00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:33,241
he's the only one for me.
264
00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:49,107
Please, baby, can't you see
my mind's a burning hell?
265
00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,393
I got razors a-rippin'
and tearing and strippin'
266
00:10:51,444 --> 00:10:54,196
My heart apart as well
267
00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:59,651
Tonight you told me that
you ache for something new
268
00:10:59,735 --> 00:11:03,605
And some other woman
is looking like something
269
00:11:03,656 --> 00:11:05,373
That might be good for you
270
00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:12,414
Go on and hold her till
the screaming is gone
271
00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:15,917
Go on, believe her when she
tells you nothing's wrong
272
00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:20,755
Ho-ho, but I'm the only one
273
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:23,842
Who'll walk across
the fire for you
274
00:11:26,929 --> 00:11:32,984
And I'm the only one who'll
drown in my desire for you
275
00:11:35,354 --> 00:11:37,322
It's only fear that
makes you run
276
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:40,025
The demons that
you're hiding from
277
00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:43,945
When all your promises
are gone
278
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:50,285
I'm the only one
279
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,988
Please, baby, can't you see?
280
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,491
I'm trying to explain
281
00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:59,844
I've been here before
and I'm locking the door
282
00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:03,331
And I'm not
going back again
283
00:12:03,382 --> 00:12:08,436
Her eyes and arms and skin
won't make it go away
284
00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:10,555
You'll wake up tomorrow
and wrestle the sorrow
285
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,224
That holds you down today
286
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:20,014
Go on and hold her till
the screamin' is gone
287
00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:25,654
Go on, believe her when she
tells you nothing's wrong
288
00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:31,859
Well, I'm the only one who
walked across the fire for you
289
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:39,867
And I'm the only one who'll
drown in my desire for you
290
00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:45,256
It's only fear that
makes you run
291
00:12:45,341 --> 00:12:47,976
The demons that
you're hiding from
292
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:52,347
When all your promises
are gone
293
00:12:52,398 --> 00:12:58,436
I'm the only one
294
00:13:07,863 --> 00:13:09,047
That was for you...
295
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,132
Santana.
296
00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:12,485
Yeah, I know I was just
part of a phase,
297
00:13:12,536 --> 00:13:15,238
but whatever, happy to oblige,
always.
298
00:13:29,403 --> 00:13:31,849
- You kicked ass on that song.
- Thank you.
299
00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:34,185
Do think you need to get
your eyes checked, though.
300
00:13:34,236 --> 00:13:35,415
Say what?
301
00:13:35,491 --> 00:13:38,340
You sang almost the whole song to Shelby.
You hardly even noticed me.
302
00:13:38,388 --> 00:13:40,713
Yeah, that was so that
she would think of me...
303
00:13:40,848 --> 00:13:41,485
think of us...
304
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:44,034
as the only ones that could
take care of Beth and stuff.
305
00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:46,385
The song was mainly about
baby-sitting for me.
306
00:13:47,063 --> 00:13:50,856
Look, my mom is going on a
Christian wine-tasting boat
307
00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:52,558
down the Ohio River
on Friday.
308
00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,109
The Jesus Booze Cruise.
309
00:13:54,177 --> 00:13:56,081
So I'm going to have
the house to myself.
310
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,470
Want to come over, order in,
311
00:13:58,532 --> 00:14:00,639
rent a movie and not watch it?
312
00:14:01,616 --> 00:14:03,467
Remember in the hospital
after Beth was born?
313
00:14:04,274 --> 00:14:05,844
You told me you loved me.
314
00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:07,623
We can get that back.
315
00:14:08,395 --> 00:14:09,875
Sorry. Not interested.
316
00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:12,585
Let me be more clear.
317
00:14:13,213 --> 00:14:15,798
If you come over on Friday,
318
00:14:15,865 --> 00:14:18,200
you get to have sex with me.
319
00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:21,474
Look, I was into you
pretty hard a couple years ago
320
00:14:21,503 --> 00:14:23,366
'cause you were hot
like a pixie and I thought
321
00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:25,205
you were pretty much cooler than
every other girl in the school,
322
00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:27,699
but turns out,
you're kind of nuts.
323
00:14:27,761 --> 00:14:30,479
You're higher maintenance than
Berry and pretty much the most
324
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:31,814
selfish person I've ever
met in my life.
325
00:14:31,881 --> 00:14:33,381
So thanks for the offer,
326
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,851
but I'd rather
raw dog a beehive.
327
00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:43,826
So, what do you think
of the new assignment?
328
00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:45,494
It's pretty sweet, right?
329
00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:46,895
Do you realize
you're basically
330
00:14:46,946 --> 00:14:49,081
forcing me out
of the flannel closet?
331
00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:50,565
Salazar's ad's going to run.
332
00:14:50,617 --> 00:14:51,950
That's what's forcing
you to deal with this.
333
00:14:52,035 --> 00:14:53,786
Why are you getting
so worked up about this?
334
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,671
'Cause I don't want
you to die.
335
00:14:56,305 --> 00:14:57,873
A few weeks ago,
some kid who made one
336
00:14:57,924 --> 00:14:59,708
of those "It Gets Better"
videos killed himself.
337
00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:02,093
You deal with your anxiety
surrounding this stuff
338
00:15:02,094 --> 00:15:03,176
by attacking other people,
339
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,664
and someday, that's not
going to be enough
340
00:15:04,665 --> 00:15:05,998
and you might start
attacking yourself.
341
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,861
Well, thanks, but that's
never going to happen.
342
00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:08,699
I'd miss me too much.
343
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,121
Look, you were my first.
344
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,112
That means something to me.
345
00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:15,042
You mean something to me.
346
00:15:15,093 --> 00:15:16,793
If something ever were
to happen to you,
347
00:15:16,878 --> 00:15:18,157
and I didn't do
everything that I could
348
00:15:18,203 --> 00:15:20,738
to try and stop it, I'd never
be able to live with myself.
349
00:15:25,452 --> 00:15:30,289
I came home
in the middle of the night
350
00:15:32,237 --> 00:15:37,491
My father says what you gonna
do with your life?
351
00:15:37,865 --> 00:15:45,238
Well, Daddy dear,
you're still number one
352
00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:50,494
Oh, girls,
they wanna have fun
353
00:15:52,657 --> 00:15:58,585
Oh, girls, they...
354
00:15:58,636 --> 00:16:03,507
The phone rings
in the middle of the night
355
00:16:05,843 --> 00:16:12,733
My mother says when you gonna
live your life right?
356
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:19,973
Well, Mother dear,
we're not the founate ones
357
00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:24,745
Oh, girls,
they wanna have fun
358
00:16:25,747 --> 00:16:31,918
Oh, girls, they...
359
00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:37,624
It's all they really want...
360
00:16:39,627 --> 00:16:44,381
Those girls,
they want to have fun
361
00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:53,724
Some boys
take a beautiful girl
362
00:16:55,109 --> 00:16:57,477
Oh, and they hide her away
363
00:16:57,528 --> 00:17:01,148
From the rest of the world
364
00:17:03,368 --> 00:17:05,369
But not me
365
00:17:05,453 --> 00:17:10,957
I wanna be the one
in the sun
366
00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:15,746
Girls, they wanna have fun
367
00:17:18,032 --> 00:17:22,886
Oh, girls, they...
368
00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:27,924
That's all they really want
369
00:17:31,396 --> 00:17:37,350
Those girls,
they wanna have fun.
370
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,769
Thank you.
371
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:54,978
We love you, Santana.
372
00:17:56,704 --> 00:18:00,590
One four-cheese, ass-kickin',
triple-dippin' chicken taquitos.
373
00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:02,709
Double the chicken.
374
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,645
One Big Daddy Chicken Patty
with extra chicken.
375
00:18:05,713 --> 00:18:07,130
And instead of a side...
376
00:18:07,215 --> 00:18:09,099
- More chicken...
- you just want more chicken.
377
00:18:09,183 --> 00:18:11,456
Yeah. Smile for the camera.
378
00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:14,771
Get those to
the Lima Times ASAP.
379
00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:16,189
Sure thing, Coach.
380
00:18:16,257 --> 00:18:17,107
Hey, Cooter.
381
00:18:17,191 --> 00:18:18,424
What are you doing here?
382
00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:19,459
Oh, hey, Coach.
383
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,562
Just, uh... just grabbing
some dinner with Sue here.
384
00:18:22,613 --> 00:18:25,949
Excuse me, Bluto, but I'm
on a date with my man,
385
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,268
enjoying some disgusting
creamy pasta,
386
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:30,771
and phoners with several
major media outlets.
387
00:18:30,838 --> 00:18:32,539
So why don't you just
hurry on to your next
388
00:18:32,606 --> 00:18:33,778
face-widening session
389
00:18:33,817 --> 00:18:36,243
at the John Travolta
Institute for Head Thickening
390
00:18:36,294 --> 00:18:37,610
and Facial Weight Gain.
391
00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:38,611
You're on a date?
392
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,146
Y... Yeah, I guess.
393
00:18:41,263 --> 00:18:42,427
Listen, Home Perm,
394
00:18:42,505 --> 00:18:43,722
Cooter's been my
regular booty call
395
00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:45,518
since the late 1990s...
396
00:18:45,549 --> 00:18:49,344
Oop! My iPhone 5 is vibrating.
That's a new feature
397
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,635
of the iPhone 5...
they vibrate now.
398
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:54,483
And I have to take this... it's
a reporter from USA Today,
399
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,785
the newspaper for people
who can't read.
400
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,523
It's nice to see you, Cooter.
401
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,580
Hey, Shannon, Shannon...
402
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:06,441
You okay?
403
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:07,813
No.
404
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,082
No, I'm not.
405
00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:14,886
I thought you and I were
doing stuff, and stuff.
406
00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:16,855
Shannon, I didn't think
you were interested.
407
00:19:17,027 --> 00:19:19,778
Every time I gather up the courage
to ask you out on a date,
408
00:19:19,818 --> 00:19:23,588
we end up lifting weights at
the gym or at a protein seminar.
409
00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:25,768
So, last time, I said to
myself, "Dang it, Coot,"
410
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,048
you just gotta make a move."
411
00:19:27,512 --> 00:19:29,129
And so I tried
to hold your hand,
412
00:19:29,184 --> 00:19:31,319
- and you punched me.
- It was a reflex.
413
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,572
I thought you were trying
to steal my class ring.
414
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:36,391
I like you, Shannon, and I
like hanging out with you,
415
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,243
but the truth is,
I can't tell
416
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:40,779
what's going on with us.
I'm not looking for a buddy.
417
00:19:40,863 --> 00:19:42,415
I'm a grown man.
418
00:19:43,404 --> 00:19:44,905
I mean, I need more than that.
419
00:19:57,316 --> 00:20:00,485
I don't have to ask who you
lovely ladies are voting for.
420
00:20:00,553 --> 00:20:03,772
- I'm Team Britt all the way.
- I'm voting for the hockey player.
421
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,654
Rick "The Stick" Nelson.
422
00:20:05,816 --> 00:20:07,431
Well, I wouldn't worry too much
423
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:09,444
about a spare vote
here or there, Brittany.
424
00:20:09,529 --> 00:20:13,481
My exit polling is putting you
well ahead of Lady Hummel.
425
00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:16,325
This election is "ovah"!
426
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:17,703
That's right!
427
00:20:17,754 --> 00:20:19,037
Come on.
428
00:20:20,109 --> 00:20:21,893
One last interview
before you lose.
429
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:24,279
- Hey, hey, hey, give it a break.
- Hey, just one more! Just a word!
430
00:20:24,363 --> 00:20:26,763
God, I feel like a lamb waiting
in line to be slaughtered.
431
00:20:26,807 --> 00:20:27,638
Chin up, Kurt.
432
00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:29,101
It's not over till all
the votes are counted.
433
00:20:29,171 --> 00:20:30,655
Yep, and you're
going to get loads.
434
00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:32,590
Look, look, Quinn is going into
the voting booth right now.
435
00:20:32,658 --> 00:20:34,459
She's definitely going
to vote for you.
436
00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:39,497
I like what Kurt stands
for, and Brittany is insane,
437
00:20:39,565 --> 00:20:41,633
but just like my dad always
voted for the candidate
438
00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:43,218
that was least ethnic,
439
00:20:43,302 --> 00:20:45,670
I'm voting for the one
who's most girl.
440
00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:48,139
Brittany is
my Trouble Tones home girl,
441
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,891
but thank God
for secret ballots
442
00:20:49,976 --> 00:20:51,810
because if Santana's
girlfriend wins this election
443
00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:54,145
I'm never going to hear
the end of it.
444
00:21:09,819 --> 00:21:12,831
If I lose, I don't have a
chance of getting into NYADA.
445
00:21:12,882 --> 00:21:15,000
It's not fair...
the difference between
446
00:21:15,051 --> 00:21:17,252
my dreams coming true and
managing a Sonic Burger
447
00:21:17,336 --> 00:21:20,338
depends on how many people
check a stupid box.
448
00:21:27,361 --> 00:21:28,894
Hey, how's it going?
449
00:21:28,946 --> 00:21:31,414
I can't believe I agreed to let
District hold polling places
450
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,898
in our gym today.
451
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,750
It's like she's
rubbing it in my face.
452
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,419
Don't take it personally.
453
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,838
It's all just a big campaign
strategy for her.
454
00:21:38,905 --> 00:21:41,073
Coach Sue wants
you to have this.
455
00:21:41,124 --> 00:21:42,908
She says she hopes
it rubs it in your face.
456
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,514
I don't understand
what happened.
457
00:21:48,582 --> 00:21:50,266
He said I was
uncommunicative.
458
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,419
Aw, man, I'm so bummed out,
I feel like I'm living
459
00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:55,921
one of the tragic
country music songs.
460
00:21:55,973 --> 00:21:57,974
Well, then you need to go
tell him how you feel.
461
00:21:58,058 --> 00:22:01,049
We're going to go vote, and
you just got to go for it, okay?
462
00:22:01,132 --> 00:22:02,782
When this is all
over and done with,
463
00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:06,194
Sue's going to lose
the election and the guy.
464
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,335
Thanks.
465
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,284
Jolene, Jolene
466
00:22:20,352 --> 00:22:23,371
Jolene, Jolene...
467
00:22:23,455 --> 00:22:25,490
I'm begging of you, please
468
00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:28,284
Don't take my man
469
00:22:29,411 --> 00:22:31,695
Jolene, Jolene
470
00:22:31,747 --> 00:22:35,428
Jolene, Jolene...
471
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:39,137
Please don't take him
just because you can
472
00:22:41,873 --> 00:22:44,175
Your beauty
is beyond compare
473
00:22:44,226 --> 00:22:46,427
With flaming locks
of golden hair
474
00:22:46,512 --> 00:22:50,398
With ivory skin
and eyes of emerald green
475
00:22:52,717 --> 00:22:55,152
Your smile is like
a breath of spring
476
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,071
Your voice is soft
like summer rain
477
00:22:57,155 --> 00:23:01,108
And I cannot compete
with you, Jolene
478
00:23:03,445 --> 00:23:05,413
He talks about you
in his sleep
479
00:23:05,497 --> 00:23:07,898
And there's nothing
I can do to keep
480
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:11,452
From crying, when he calls
your name, Jolene
481
00:23:14,623 --> 00:23:16,123
And I could
easily understand
482
00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:18,626
How you could
easily take my man
483
00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:21,379
But you don't know
what he means to me, Jolene
484
00:23:23,632 --> 00:23:25,466
Jolene
485
00:23:25,551 --> 00:23:30,388
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
486
00:23:30,439 --> 00:23:35,926
Please don't take him
even though you can
487
00:23:35,978 --> 00:23:38,112
Jolene
488
00:23:38,196 --> 00:23:42,817
Jolene
489
00:23:42,901 --> 00:23:45,703
Jolene.
490
00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:47,154
Are you... are
you okay, Coach?
491
00:23:48,388 --> 00:23:50,741
Yeah. Fine.
492
00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:51,826
Are you?
493
00:23:52,901 --> 00:23:54,495
Yep. I'm, I'm great.
494
00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:56,083
Thank you.
495
00:24:16,101 --> 00:24:18,135
Saw the commercial.
496
00:24:18,186 --> 00:24:19,737
Whew. Smokin'.
497
00:24:19,804 --> 00:24:21,322
Who the hell are you?
498
00:24:21,406 --> 00:24:23,574
Josh Comen.
Sophomore rugby captain.
499
00:24:23,642 --> 00:24:24,942
Girls like you
are a challenge.
500
00:24:24,993 --> 00:24:26,777
You just need the right
guy to straighten you out,
501
00:24:26,828 --> 00:24:28,611
and I'm just
the man to do it.
502
00:24:28,861 --> 00:24:31,200
Move your busted creeper ass.
503
00:24:31,348 --> 00:24:31,982
Now.
504
00:24:32,034 --> 00:24:34,485
Easy, girls. I'm just trying
to make her normal.
505
00:24:34,536 --> 00:24:36,153
- She is normal.
- It's not a choice, idiot.
506
00:24:36,204 --> 00:24:38,005
But even if it were,
you'd be our last choice.
507
00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:41,125
Oh, I get it.
You're all a bunch of lesbos.
508
00:24:41,176 --> 00:24:44,378
So what if we are? You don't
stand a chance either way.
509
00:24:44,403 --> 00:24:45,964
Bye-bye.
510
00:24:45,999 --> 00:24:47,382
Walk away.
511
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:52,303
This was never
the way I planned
512
00:24:52,354 --> 00:24:55,723
Not my intention
513
00:24:55,807 --> 00:24:59,810
I got so brave,
drink in hand
514
00:24:59,861 --> 00:25:03,180
Lost my discretion
515
00:25:03,231 --> 00:25:07,518
It's not what I'm used to
516
00:25:07,569 --> 00:25:10,655
Just wanna try you on
517
00:25:10,706 --> 00:25:13,991
I'm curious for you
518
00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:18,129
Caught my attention
519
00:25:18,196 --> 00:25:21,132
I kissed a girl
and I liked it
520
00:25:21,199 --> 00:25:24,585
The taste of her
cherry Chapstick
521
00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:28,756
I kissed a girl
just to try it
522
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,809
I hope my boyfriend
don't mind it
523
00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:34,345
It felt so wrong
524
00:25:34,396 --> 00:25:36,313
It felt so right
525
00:25:36,381 --> 00:25:39,600
Don't mean
I'm in love tonight
526
00:25:39,685 --> 00:25:43,187
I kissed a girl
and I liked it
527
00:25:45,390 --> 00:25:46,824
I liked it
528
00:25:46,891 --> 00:25:51,195
Us girls, we are so magical
529
00:25:51,246 --> 00:25:52,947
Soft skin, red lips
530
00:25:53,031 --> 00:25:54,615
So kissable
531
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:58,369
Hard to resist,
so touchable
532
00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:02,256
Too good to deny it
533
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:06,010
Ain't no big deal,
it's innocent...
534
00:26:09,765 --> 00:26:13,217
I kissed a girl
and I liked it
535
00:26:13,268 --> 00:26:16,804
The taste of
her cherry Chapstick
536
00:26:16,888 --> 00:26:20,758
I kissed a girl
just to try it
537
00:26:20,809 --> 00:26:24,445
I hope my boyfriend
don't mind it
538
00:26:24,529 --> 00:26:26,280
It felt so wrong
539
00:26:26,364 --> 00:26:28,282
It felt so right
540
00:26:28,366 --> 00:26:31,485
Don't mean
I'm in love tonight
541
00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:34,938
I kissed a girl
and I liked it
542
00:26:37,275 --> 00:26:39,744
I liked it.
543
00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:43,164
Come here.
544
00:26:43,248 --> 00:26:45,166
Okay, okay. Update, y'all.
545
00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:46,634
Um, I told my parents
last night,
546
00:26:46,718 --> 00:26:48,002
and they were actually
okay with it.
547
00:26:48,086 --> 00:26:49,754
No way!
548
00:26:49,805 --> 00:26:51,288
I just have to tell my Abuela
549
00:26:51,339 --> 00:26:52,506
before she sees that
stupid commercial.
550
00:26:52,591 --> 00:26:54,507
But luckily she only
watches Univision.
551
00:26:55,353 --> 00:26:58,012
Excuse me, New Directions! and
Trouble Tones singing groups.
552
00:26:58,096 --> 00:27:01,649
Mr. Kurt Hummel, I need to see
you in my office immediately.
553
00:27:06,321 --> 00:27:07,325
First of all, Mr. Hummel,
554
00:27:07,378 --> 00:27:10,018
congratulations on your
early exit poll numbers.
555
00:27:10,202 --> 00:27:12,430
Things are looking very
good indeed for you.
556
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,333
Thank you, Figgins. Now can you
tell me why I'm here today?
557
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,752
There seems to have been
some irregularities
558
00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,754
with the student
council ballot boxes.
559
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,839
What do you mean
by irregularities?
560
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,425
Kurt won...
but by 190 votes.
561
00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:25,771
Well, that's great!
562
00:27:26,685 --> 00:27:27,511
Right?
563
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:28,577
Well, the problem
is there's more
564
00:27:28,624 --> 00:27:30,804
ballots than there are seniors,
565
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:33,384
and Kurt won by a
suspiciously wide margin.
566
00:27:33,435 --> 00:27:35,885
No, no, I-I didn't do it.
567
00:27:36,438 --> 00:27:38,356
I didn't cheat, I mean, I mean
I thought about it, but I-I-I...
568
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,557
What do you mean
you thought about it?
569
00:27:40,609 --> 00:27:43,828
I... I thought about it because
I-I-I wanted to win so badly,
570
00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:45,329
and I was worried
that I wouldn't.
571
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:48,427
But, but, I didn't cheat.
I-I worked really hard on this.
572
00:27:49,841 --> 00:27:51,168
I didn't cheat!
573
00:27:53,068 --> 00:27:54,635
Someone stuffed
the ballot boxes.
574
00:27:55,066 --> 00:27:56,303
They think I did it.
575
00:27:56,355 --> 00:27:58,022
If they can prove it,
I could be suspended.
576
00:27:58,106 --> 00:27:59,774
- Oh, my God, Kurt...
- And I lost.
577
00:28:00,255 --> 00:28:01,659
I lost the election.
578
00:28:01,743 --> 00:28:03,977
I lost the lead
in West Side Story.
579
00:28:04,029 --> 00:28:05,496
I can forget about
New York and NYADA,
580
00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:06,980
'cause they'll never
take me now.
581
00:28:07,032 --> 00:28:09,033
You know, the worst part
is that I really,
582
00:28:09,117 --> 00:28:10,284
for a second, thought I won.
583
00:28:10,335 --> 00:28:11,752
Kurt, I'm-I'm so sorry...
584
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,254
I have to find Blaine.
585
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,634
Rachel, I want you to
know, I didn't do this.
586
00:28:17,661 --> 00:28:18,377
I did it.
587
00:28:19,011 --> 00:28:20,961
What? What were you thinking?
588
00:28:21,013 --> 00:28:22,254
I-I-I... I wasn't thinking.
589
00:28:22,287 --> 00:28:24,692
I-I just... I wanted
to help him so bad.
590
00:28:31,655 --> 00:28:33,940
- You have to go tell Figgins.
- I can't, I'll get suspended.
591
00:28:33,969 --> 00:28:35,764
Rachel, Kurt'll get suspended.
592
00:28:41,814 --> 00:28:44,849
Who can tell me
the quadratic equation?
593
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,618
Noah, I told you,
you don't have to
594
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,286
ask permission to
go to the bathroom.
595
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:50,238
It's x equals negative B
plus or minus
596
00:28:50,322 --> 00:28:52,407
the square root of
B squared minus 4AC.
597
00:28:52,491 --> 00:28:53,875
All over 2A.
598
00:28:54,474 --> 00:28:56,375
That's right.
Who told you?
599
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:57,747
Um, I did.
600
00:28:57,876 --> 00:28:59,852
I've been doing the books
for my pool-cleaning business.
601
00:28:59,927 --> 00:29:01,427
I've got mad math skills, yo!
602
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,734
I'm like that Beautiful Mind
guy, without all the crazy.
603
00:29:05,419 --> 00:29:06,703
You're go for Puckerman.
604
00:29:10,051 --> 00:29:12,613
- Class isn't over!
- Sorry. Family emergency.
605
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,182
What happened? Where is she?
606
00:29:19,249 --> 00:29:20,516
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have
called you, I just...
607
00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:22,585
- I don't have anybody else.
- Is she okay?
608
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,520
She's with the doctor.
She slipped and
609
00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:27,106
hit her lip on the floor,
and there was blood everywhere.
610
00:29:27,191 --> 00:29:28,775
I turned my back
for three seconds.
611
00:29:28,859 --> 00:29:30,026
I'm freaking out now.
612
00:29:30,093 --> 00:29:31,260
They won't even let me
in the room with her.
613
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:32,979
It's cool. I'm here now.
614
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:34,981
Hi. Uh, her bottom
tooth went through her lip.
615
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:36,699
Couple stitches, she'll be fine.
616
00:29:36,767 --> 00:29:39,335
Really? Wait. I want her to
see a plastic surgeon first.
617
00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,571
Well, I've gen
plenty of stitches.
618
00:29:41,622 --> 00:29:44,273
I live a somewhat active
lifestyle... judo, paintball...
619
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:46,459
which means I've had more
stitches than Frankenstein,
620
00:29:46,543 --> 00:29:47,961
so if anyone's gonna
touch Beth's face,
621
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,007
it's gonna be
a plastic surgeon.
622
00:29:50,379 --> 00:29:51,983
I'll page her.
623
00:29:56,138 --> 00:29:58,112
It's okay.
I'm here now.
624
00:29:58,229 --> 00:30:00,097
Everything's gonna be okay.
625
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:07,146
Yeah. I did a good job.
626
00:30:07,231 --> 00:30:08,598
You're very pretty.
627
00:30:08,649 --> 00:30:11,133
You know, the advantage
of a relationship
628
00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:14,187
with a younger dude is that I
still got four me rounds in me
629
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,655
before I need a steak
sandwich and a Coke Zero.
630
00:30:15,739 --> 00:30:17,774
You need to go.
631
00:30:17,825 --> 00:30:19,742
Before Beth wakes up.
632
00:30:20,911 --> 00:30:22,779
This was a mistake.
633
00:30:22,830 --> 00:30:24,614
I was a mess at the hospital.
634
00:30:24,665 --> 00:30:26,199
Yeah, I was like
freakin' Wolverine.
635
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,867
Beth would have a big
scar on her lip
636
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,437
for the rest of her life
if it weren't for me.
637
00:30:29,753 --> 00:30:32,705
Okay. This is just wrong. Go.
638
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:33,873
Please. Go.
639
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,208
You know what?
640
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:36,492
Screw you.
641
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,211
Yeah, you got
the boom and the pow,
642
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,513
and your lips are cash money,
but what really turned me on
643
00:30:40,597 --> 00:30:42,432
about you was how much of
an ass-kicker you were.
644
00:30:42,499 --> 00:30:43,883
Winning all those
championships,
645
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:47,002
going to New York, raising
Beth alone... all garbage.
646
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,305
This was your chance to
get in on the ground floor
647
00:30:49,356 --> 00:30:51,107
of something really
special... me.
648
00:30:52,095 --> 00:30:54,685
But you're too much of
a coward to go for it.
649
00:31:01,438 --> 00:31:03,672
Santana,
you're all bones.
650
00:31:03,724 --> 00:31:05,845
Like Jesus on the cross.
Eat.
651
00:31:05,908 --> 00:31:08,667
Abuelita, I have something that
I want to talk to you about...
652
00:31:08,697 --> 00:31:11,607
Okay, who cares, talk
with your mouth full, hm?
653
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,350
No, no, no. Come on.
654
00:31:14,401 --> 00:31:16,185
Come on.
Hmm?
655
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:20,156
Ah. Okay.
656
00:31:24,998 --> 00:31:26,143
Look...
657
00:31:26,825 --> 00:31:29,715
I have to tell you a secret;
a secret that I've
658
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,385
- kept hidden for a long time, but...
- You need salsa...?
659
00:31:32,469 --> 00:31:33,688
No, no, no. Escúchame.
660
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,132
Please...
661
00:31:35,866 --> 00:31:38,244
- You're so special to me.
- Santana, are you pregnant?
662
00:31:38,276 --> 00:31:39,861
Because I will beat you
up with this chair.
663
00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:40,978
No, it's not... it's not that.
664
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:41,781
Okay.
665
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:44,516
It's just that I've
watched you my whole life.
666
00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:48,156
And you've always
been so strong.
667
00:31:49,113 --> 00:31:50,993
Done exactly what you believe,
668
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,657
and never cared about what
anyone else thought of you...
669
00:31:53,867 --> 00:31:56,381
Tell me about your life,
I know mine.
670
00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,767
Abuelita...
671
00:32:01,933 --> 00:32:03,921
I love girls
672
00:32:04,707 --> 00:32:07,158
the way that I'm supposed
to feel about boys.
673
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,979
It's just something that's
always been inside of me,
674
00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:12,814
and I really want to
share it with you
675
00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:14,699
because I love you so much.
676
00:32:15,211 --> 00:32:16,812
I want you to know me.
677
00:32:16,896 --> 00:32:18,497
Who I really am.
678
00:32:19,233 --> 00:32:20,788
When I'm with Brittany...
679
00:32:21,676 --> 00:32:23,658
I finally understand what
people are talking about
680
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,660
when they talk about love.
681
00:32:26,961 --> 00:32:28,450
I've tried so hard
682
00:32:28,485 --> 00:32:31,821
to push this feeling away,
and keep it locked inside...
683
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,874
but every day just
feels like a war.
684
00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:38,026
I walk around so
mad at the world,
685
00:32:38,078 --> 00:32:40,079
but I'm really just
fighting with myself.
686
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,446
I don't want to fight anymore.
687
00:32:45,593 --> 00:32:47,391
I'm just too tired.
688
00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,234
I have to just be me.
689
00:32:53,426 --> 00:32:54,777
Say something, please.
690
00:32:56,051 --> 00:32:58,397
Everyone has secrets, Santana.
691
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,816
They're called secrets
for a reason.
692
00:33:01,739 --> 00:33:03,485
I want you to leave this house.
693
00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:05,765
I don't ever want
to see you again.
694
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:08,744
- Abuela, you...
- Go.
695
00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:09,673
- You don't...
- Now.
696
00:33:09,741 --> 00:33:12,186
I'm the same person
I was a minute ago.
697
00:33:12,238 --> 00:33:13,605
You made your choice.
698
00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:15,377
Now I have made mine.
699
00:33:16,874 --> 00:33:18,284
But why?
700
00:33:19,132 --> 00:33:22,571
It's selfish of you
to make me uncomfortable.
701
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,209
The sin isn't
in the thing,
702
00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:30,129
it's in the scandal,
when people talk about it aloud.
703
00:33:30,784 --> 00:33:32,204
So you're saying
it would've been better
704
00:33:32,241 --> 00:33:33,675
if I would've
kept this a secret?
705
00:33:40,205 --> 00:33:40,954
Abuela...
706
00:33:53,821 --> 00:33:55,271
I didn't bring protection.
707
00:33:55,322 --> 00:33:56,873
It's okay. I don't care.
708
00:33:58,483 --> 00:34:00,751
Under normal circumstances,
I'd take my chances,
709
00:34:00,819 --> 00:34:02,703
but we have a pretty
crappy track record.
710
00:34:02,788 --> 00:34:04,822
Maybe we'll get
lucky again.
711
00:34:04,873 --> 00:34:06,246
You mean unlucky.
712
00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:09,481
Look, trying to get Beth
back was a stupid idea.
713
00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:10,956
You're just figuring
this out now?
714
00:34:11,046 --> 00:34:12,163
But we made one
perfect baby.
715
00:34:12,214 --> 00:34:13,839
We can make another.
716
00:34:14,383 --> 00:34:16,350
We have
everything we need.
717
00:34:16,435 --> 00:34:17,668
Wait...
718
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,550
Is this why you
invited me over?
719
00:34:21,273 --> 00:34:23,224
See, this is what happens
when you have anger sex.
720
00:34:23,308 --> 00:34:24,358
Why are you
angry at me?
721
00:34:24,443 --> 00:34:25,726
Fine! You don't want this?
722
00:34:25,811 --> 00:34:27,311
There's 20 other guys
at this school who would
723
00:34:27,362 --> 00:34:29,530
kill to give me what I want;
they would kill to love me.
724
00:34:30,029 --> 00:34:32,397
I'm not angry at you.
I let you down.
725
00:34:33,058 --> 00:34:34,158
We all did.
726
00:34:35,237 --> 00:34:36,237
You just spent a whole week
727
00:34:36,321 --> 00:34:37,265
helping Santana with a secret
728
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:38,702
everybody already knows,
and not one person
729
00:34:38,781 --> 00:34:40,848
took ten seconds
to help you.
730
00:34:41,743 --> 00:34:43,027
And you're a frickin' mess.
731
00:34:44,362 --> 00:34:45,796
You have been for three years.
732
00:34:47,499 --> 00:34:49,102
Ever since I knocked you up.
733
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,973
You don't need a baby
or a dude
734
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,508
or anyone to make you special.
735
00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:00,011
If there's one person
that I'm sure
736
00:35:00,062 --> 00:35:03,116
is gonna get the hell out of this
town and make something of herself,
737
00:35:04,024 --> 00:35:05,164
it's you.
738
00:35:06,399 --> 00:35:07,730
Maybe I was just...
739
00:35:08,535 --> 00:35:11,704
getting all my crazy, bad
decisions out of the way early.
740
00:35:11,890 --> 00:35:14,025
I see you somewhere
warm and glamorous,
741
00:35:14,092 --> 00:35:18,045
like L.A. or Miami
or Toronto.
742
00:35:21,283 --> 00:35:22,713
Fine.
743
00:35:23,941 --> 00:35:25,670
But you have
to do something for me.
744
00:35:26,838 --> 00:35:27,955
You're staying here.
745
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,791
You're gonna lie
with me and hold me.
746
00:35:32,111 --> 00:35:33,606
Okay.
747
00:35:34,512 --> 00:35:36,296
But no funny business.
748
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,421
Who are you angry at?
749
00:35:44,756 --> 00:35:47,475
You know, the whole
"anger sex" thing.
750
00:35:51,898 --> 00:35:53,547
I need to tell you something.
751
00:35:54,564 --> 00:35:56,648
But you have to promise
to keep it a secret.
752
00:36:03,775 --> 00:36:04,870
How bad was it?
753
00:36:04,965 --> 00:36:06,394
Dukakis bad.
754
00:36:07,362 --> 00:36:09,830
Third place with 16%
of the vote.
755
00:36:09,897 --> 00:36:12,916
What does that mean for... us?
756
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,036
Yeah, I have
the same question.
757
00:36:16,087 --> 00:36:17,788
Now that
the election's over,
758
00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:20,061
you two don't have to pretend
to be something you're not.
759
00:36:20,075 --> 00:36:21,705
- Now, Shannon...
- Cooter, have a seat
760
00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:23,168
on that Pilates ball
right over there.
761
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,996
This is between me...
762
00:36:24,997 --> 00:36:26,965
and Brian Dennehy.
763
00:36:27,414 --> 00:36:29,498
I lost a lot in
the last 24 hours.
764
00:36:29,567 --> 00:36:32,269
Lost an election,
lost my reputation,
765
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,655
I lost an enormous last-minute
bet I placed on myself
766
00:36:34,739 --> 00:36:37,489
with a very shady
bookie from Vegas.
767
00:36:37,574 --> 00:36:39,994
Cooter Mankins is the
best thing to happen to me
768
00:36:40,078 --> 00:36:43,831
since a sophomore named Becky
Jackson waddled into my life,
769
00:36:44,172 --> 00:36:47,391
and I will be damned
if I lose him, too.
770
00:36:49,438 --> 00:36:51,472
Shannon, I like you heaps.
771
00:36:52,104 --> 00:36:56,303
But I'd be lying if I told you
I didn't like Sue here, too.
772
00:36:58,123 --> 00:36:59,596
I don't know
what to say.
773
00:36:59,647 --> 00:37:01,315
I've had the same problem.
774
00:37:01,359 --> 00:37:03,420
I haven't known what
to say, either.
775
00:37:03,783 --> 00:37:05,635
But I feel like
I finally do.
776
00:37:06,411 --> 00:37:08,105
Cooter, I'm in love with you.
777
00:37:08,156 --> 00:37:10,741
And I'm sorry I haven't
told you till now,
778
00:37:10,808 --> 00:37:13,310
and I'm sorry I let
a tall, pretty blonde
779
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:15,026
swoop in and snatch
you right away,
780
00:37:15,144 --> 00:37:16,401
but I'm telling you now,
781
00:37:16,433 --> 00:37:18,297
if I had to bench-press
a wildebeest
782
00:37:18,328 --> 00:37:20,150
just to prove to you
how much you mean to me,
783
00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:21,502
I would do it.
784
00:37:21,586 --> 00:37:24,488
I would do anything
to win you back, Coot.
785
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:28,787
And I will not go down
without a fight.
786
00:37:33,181 --> 00:37:34,331
Okay, guys.
787
00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:35,799
Shelby and I just
wanted to say
788
00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:37,267
that you've really
inspired us.
789
00:37:37,335 --> 00:37:38,552
When we face off
at Sectionals,
790
00:37:38,636 --> 00:37:39,803
it will be with
more empathy,
791
00:37:39,854 --> 00:37:42,145
and a deeper understanding
of each other.
792
00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:43,307
- That's right.
- That's right!
793
00:37:47,529 --> 00:37:48,678
Where's Rachel?
794
00:37:48,730 --> 00:37:50,039
She never
misses applause.
795
00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:52,232
She's dealing with stuff.
796
00:37:52,625 --> 00:37:53,984
- Mr. Shue?
- Yeah.
797
00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:58,955
As the son of Ohio's
recently-minted Congressman...
798
00:37:59,148 --> 00:38:01,733
Yeah, Burt!
799
00:38:01,756 --> 00:38:04,581
and to dispel any lingering
clouds of suspicion,
800
00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:07,464
I would like to,
personally and publicly,
801
00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:11,176
congratulate President Brittany.
802
00:38:12,554 --> 00:38:15,255
The people have spoken,
and they want you, Brit.
803
00:38:15,847 --> 00:38:17,547
They want Pixy Stix.
804
00:38:18,709 --> 00:38:20,094
Rule wisely.
805
00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:21,762
Rule fabulously.
806
00:38:21,846 --> 00:38:23,263
That was the sweetest thing
anybody's ever said to me.
807
00:38:23,348 --> 00:38:24,714
Ooh!
Thank you, Kurt.
808
00:38:24,766 --> 00:38:27,050
You're still the most
unicorn of them all, so...
809
00:38:27,102 --> 00:38:28,885
Clap, clap, clap.
810
00:38:30,188 --> 00:38:32,239
Maybe I could put that
on my NYADA application.
811
00:38:32,323 --> 00:38:33,557
Don't give up hope, ever.
812
00:38:33,608 --> 00:38:34,775
We'll figure something out.
813
00:38:35,851 --> 00:38:37,191
Quinn, are you okay?
814
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,447
Santana, will you
bring us home?
815
00:38:40,532 --> 00:38:42,583
- That's right!
- Thanks, Mr. Shue.
816
00:38:45,268 --> 00:38:48,471
So I picked a song that gives me
strength and gets me through.
817
00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:50,292
Same way all of you do.
818
00:38:50,839 --> 00:38:54,511
The struggle continues, but
at least I know I'm not alone.
819
00:39:10,228 --> 00:39:13,280
Even
820
00:39:13,364 --> 00:39:17,317
Through the darkest phase
821
00:39:17,402 --> 00:39:20,737
Be it
822
00:39:20,788 --> 00:39:24,291
Thick or thin
823
00:39:24,375 --> 00:39:28,128
Always
824
00:39:28,213 --> 00:39:32,282
Someone marches brave
825
00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:34,751
Here beneath
826
00:39:34,802 --> 00:39:39,840
My skin
827
00:39:39,924 --> 00:39:43,460
And constant
828
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:46,930
Craving
829
00:39:46,981 --> 00:39:51,468
Has always
830
00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:53,303
Been
831
00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:57,858
Maybe
832
00:39:57,942 --> 00:40:01,945
A great magnet pulls
833
00:40:01,996 --> 00:40:04,981
All souls
834
00:40:05,033 --> 00:40:09,503
Towards truth
835
00:40:09,587 --> 00:40:12,656
Or maybe
836
00:40:12,707 --> 00:40:16,460
It is life itself
837
00:40:16,511 --> 00:40:20,330
Leads wisdom
838
00:40:20,381 --> 00:40:24,051
To its youth
839
00:40:24,135 --> 00:40:28,055
Constant
840
00:40:28,139 --> 00:40:31,675
Craving
841
00:40:31,726 --> 00:40:35,512
Has always
842
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,481
Been
843
00:40:38,866 --> 00:40:42,786
Craving...
844
00:40:44,622 --> 00:40:47,658
Ah-ha
845
00:40:47,709 --> 00:40:51,912
Constant craving
846
00:40:51,996 --> 00:40:55,699
Has al...
847
00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:58,885
Ways been
848
00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:03,006
Has al...
849
00:41:03,057 --> 00:41:06,810
Ways been
850
00:41:06,877 --> 00:41:10,547
Has al...
851
00:41:10,598 --> 00:41:14,318
Ways been
852
00:41:14,385 --> 00:41:18,021
Has al...
853
00:41:18,072 --> 00:41:19,556
Ways been
854
00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:25,395
Has always been.
855
00:41:31,938 --> 00:41:33,003
Rachel?
856
00:41:33,937 --> 00:41:35,905
I just, um,
told Principal Figgins
857
00:41:35,957 --> 00:41:38,508
that I rigged the election
so that Kurt would win.
858
00:41:39,139 --> 00:41:40,711
Kurt, please,
don't hate me.
859
00:41:40,762 --> 00:41:41,962
You're totally
in the clear.
860
00:41:42,046 --> 00:41:43,463
What did he say?
861
00:41:44,228 --> 00:41:46,249
He said
that he had no choice
862
00:41:46,301 --> 00:41:48,302
but to put it
on my permanent record,
863
00:41:48,386 --> 00:41:50,404
and that I'm suspended
for a week.
864
00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:56,179
Also he said that I was banned
from competing at Sectionals.
865
00:41:56,232 --> 00:41:58,932
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