1 00:00:00,980 --> 00:00:02,390 So here is what you miss on Glee. 2 00:00:02,390 --> 00:00:04,000 Sam and Mercedes started secretly dating, 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,220 and then he left town and now he's back 4 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:05,890 and wants her back, 5 00:00:05,890 --> 00:00:07,090 but Mercedes has a new man 6 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,160 I've moved on. 7 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:10,330 Coach Beiste had the hots for Cooter the football recruiter 8 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:11,720 and he liked her back but when Sue found out, 9 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,720 she decided she wanted Cooter all to herself. 10 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:14,860 Emma's got wedding fever, 11 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:15,640 but Will's a little skittish 12 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,320 'cause the last time he was married, it didn't go well. 13 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:18,440 Terri pretended to be pregnant, 14 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,010 she yelled a lot, and she hated the Glee Club. 15 00:00:20,010 --> 00:00:22,060 And that's what you missed on Glee. 16 00:00:24,130 --> 00:00:25,770 Mercedes, what's the deal with you and Sam? 17 00:00:25,770 --> 00:00:27,340 You've been stealing glances in the choir room, 18 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:28,510 and you still haven't told us 19 00:00:28,510 --> 00:00:30,480 what happened over summer vacation. 20 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:33,740 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 21 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:35,850 - Go. - It's true. 22 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:39,130 Sam and I spent a lot of time together at the lake. 23 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,520 And... we had a fling. 24 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,610 Hey, tell us everything. 25 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:44,950 Yeah, dude, give us specifics. 26 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:46,990 It was incredible, guys. 27 00:00:50,390 --> 00:00:54,210 Summer loving, had me a blast. 28 00:00:54,210 --> 00:00:57,860 Summer loving, happened so fast. 29 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:01,910 I met a girl crazy for me. 30 00:01:01,910 --> 00:01:05,260 Met a boy cute as can be. 31 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:09,310 Summer days drifting away to, 32 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:11,570 uh-oh, those summer nights. 33 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:13,620 Uh, well-a, well-a, well-a, huh 34 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:15,530 Tell me more, tell me more. 35 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:17,540 Did you get very far? 36 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:19,430 Tell me more, tell me more. 37 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:21,120 Like, does he have a car? 38 00:01:21,130 --> 00:01:23,120 Uh-huh, doo-doo, uh-huh, doo-doo 39 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,900 Uh-huh, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo 40 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:28,990 I saved her life, she nearly drowned. 41 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:32,460 He showed off, splashing around. 42 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:35,800 Summer fling don't mean a thing. 43 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:40,540 But, uh-oh, those summer nights. 44 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,670 Tell me more, tell me more. 45 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,480 But you don't gotta brag. 46 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,600 Tell me more, tell me more. 47 00:01:46,610 --> 00:01:48,720 Cause he sounds like a drag. 48 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:52,970 He got friendly, holding my hand. 49 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:57,010 Well, she got friendly down in the sand. 50 00:01:57,010 --> 00:02:00,810 He was sweet, just turned 18. 51 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:04,750 Well, she was good, you know what I mean, whoo. 52 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,700 Summer heat, boy and girl meet. 53 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:12,310 But, uh-oh, those summer nights. 54 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:14,560 Tell me more, tell me more. 55 00:02:14,570 --> 00:02:16,360 How much dough did he spend? 56 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,330 Tell me more, tell me more. 57 00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:20,650 Could she get me a friend? 58 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:30,460 Summer dreams ripped at the seams. 59 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:34,130 But, oh 60 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:44,610 Those summer nights... 61 00:02:44,610 --> 00:02:54,690 Tell me more, tell me more... 62 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:00,800 I, Becky Faye Jackson, 63 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,290 am the hottest bitch at McKinley High School. 64 00:03:03,290 --> 00:03:05,870 I'm not only co-captain of the Cheerios, 65 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:08,390 I'm president of the Perfect Attendance Club 66 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:12,210 and I've won a participation award in rhythm gymnastics. 67 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,100 You may be wondering 68 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,260 why I sound like The Queen of England. 69 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:16,940 It's simple, in my mind, 70 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:18,640 I can sound like whomever I want. 71 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:20,390 So lay off, haters. 72 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,450 Okay, let's get reals. 73 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:27,270 I could easily snag any dude east of the Mississippi, 74 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:29,560 but I'm extremely picky. 75 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:32,400 For instance, Rory grins too much. 76 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,540 He looks like an insane person. 77 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,280 Is that a Mohawk, Puckerman, 78 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,050 or did someone glue a squirrel to your head? 79 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:40,550 No-Chang-do. 80 00:03:40,550 --> 00:03:42,960 I'm no rice queen. 81 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:46,900 Now, that's more like it. 82 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,440 Sweet, sexy and handi-capable like me, 83 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:54,630 with a voice as velvety as my favorite Sunday church dress. 84 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:56,410 It's decided. 85 00:03:56,520 --> 00:04:00,070 Artie Abrams, you're my new boyfriend. 86 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:01,340 What happened to Jason, 87 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:03,400 that cute boy you took to the prom? 88 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,500 I like hot dogs and he likes pizza. 89 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:08,460 And I like Artie now. 90 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:10,200 What do I do, Coach? 91 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,650 You can ask him out on a date. 92 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:13,320 Worst he could say is "No." 93 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:14,690 True that. 94 00:04:15,070 --> 00:04:17,980 Frankly, Becky, I think you can do better. 95 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:19,570 Mind if I join you? 96 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:22,000 Sure, Ems, but your man's over there. 97 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,480 Yeah, I'm just gonna let him be. 98 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,410 He totally tanked his fantasy football season, so... 99 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,830 So, two chickens today, huh? 100 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,600 Emma, I'm celebrating. 101 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:31,650 Why? 102 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:33,350 Cooter and I eloped. 103 00:04:34,490 --> 00:04:36,430 - You what? - How did it happen? 104 00:04:36,430 --> 00:04:37,860 Well, you know, I've tried to be better 105 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,570 - about showing folks my feelings. - Right. 106 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,710 So there we were, it was Christmas Eve, 107 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:43,520 and we are at the Taco Bell. 108 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,510 And I looked Cooter right in the eye and I said, 109 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,090 "Coots, I gotta tell ya, 110 00:04:48,090 --> 00:04:49,700 I think you're my soul mate." 111 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:50,980 And the next thing you know, 112 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,980 I'm walking out of Fort Wayne's 24-Hour Chapel. 113 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:56,240 - Mrs. Cooter Mankins. - Oh, my God. 114 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,290 That's why he hasn't called me in weeks. 115 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,060 Well, Michael Chiklis in a wig, 116 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:02,930 I would like to offer my congratulations. 117 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,430 I've been bested. 118 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,600 I guess it's time to call Boreanaz. 119 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,390 Aw, wh's wrong, Punkin? 120 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,940 Shannon, I'm so, so glad this is happening for you, 121 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:13,190 I am. 122 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:15,930 I don't think Will wants to marry me. 123 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,940 For God's sake, Amelia it's 2012. 124 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:21,770 If you want to marry Will Suester, ask him. 125 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,210 Will 126 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,290 I love you so. 127 00:05:37,290 --> 00:05:39,880 I always will. 128 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:45,650 I look at you and see the passion eyes of May. 129 00:05:45,650 --> 00:05:46,670 Eyes of May 130 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:53,790 Oh, but am I ever gonna see my wedding day? 131 00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:56,900 Wedding day 132 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:59,950 I was on your side, Will, 133 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:02,040 when you were losing. 134 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,940 When you were losing 135 00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:08,100 I never scheme or lie, Will. 136 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,040 There's been no fooling. 137 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,120 There's been no fooling. 138 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,380 But kisses and love won't carry me. 139 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:19,430 Till you marry me, Will. 140 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:24,500 I love you so, I always will. 141 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:30,510 And in your voice I hear a choir of carousels. 142 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:31,310 Carousels 143 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:38,500 Oh, but am I ever gonna hear my wedding bells? 144 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:39,880 Wedding bells 145 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,770 Oh, come on, Will. 146 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:43,950 Come on, Will. 147 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:46,810 Oh, come on, will. 148 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:48,080 ome on, Will. 149 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:52,050 Come on and marry me, Will. 150 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:56,300 I got the wedding bell blues. 151 00:06:56,300 --> 00:07:00,250 Please marry me, Will. 152 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:10,820 I got the wedding bell blues... 153 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,910 Emma, did you just ask me to marry you? 154 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:16,200 What? 155 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,960 No. No, I didn't. 156 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:18,860 Was that out loud? 157 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,960 No, I didn't. Oh, my God. 158 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,470 Finn, give me a drum roll! 159 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:32,140 Marry...me.Marry me. Question mark! 160 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:34,360 Yes, I am proposing to Ms. Pillsbury. 161 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,190 This is the kind of news that you share with your family, 162 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:45,110 and you guys are my family. 163 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:47,740 Mr. Shue, we're so happy for you. 164 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:50,010 We totally don't think you'll screw it up this time. 165 00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:52,450 Here's the thing: it'sot to be perfect. 166 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:55,010 I'm sitting down with Emma's parents to ask for permission, 167 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:59,110 and then this proposal needs to knock her well-washed socks off. 168 00:07:59,290 --> 00:08:01,040 And that's where you guys come in, okay? 169 00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:02,610 So the assignment for the week 170 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:04,830 is to come up with a proposal number. 171 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:08,020 And you know Ms. Pillsbury-- it's got to be perfect. 172 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:09,920 Well, you can count on us, Mr. Shue. 173 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,560 Hey. 174 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:12,840 Pretty romantic, huh? 175 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,280 Think you're going to get married someday? 176 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,660 After I win my first Grammy. 177 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:16,980 You have any idea who the guy is going to be? 178 00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:18,650 Cause I know this awesome dude who's great at impressions 179 00:08:18,650 --> 00:08:19,870 and totally into you. 180 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:21,160 Sam, stop. 181 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,510 I'm with Shane. 182 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,310 It's because I'm white, right? 183 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:25,830 Are you insane? 184 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,130 Okay, then it's because he's such a stud athlete. 185 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:30,410 That letterman jacket makes all the girls go wild, I know. 186 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,170 It was a summer fling, Sam. 187 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:33,560 You telling me 188 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,260 thinking about that tilt-a-whirl at carnival 189 00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:36,760 doesn't make you smile? 190 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,000 Okay, that was fun. 191 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,200 That's what I thought. 192 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,000 But I'm with Shane now. 193 00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:43,750 Sorry, but summer is long over. 194 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,720 Hey, Sugar. 195 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:53,550 I was wondering if maybe you wanted to work on a number 196 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:55,050 together for Mr. Shue. 197 00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:57,300 Since I'm a director, I-I thought, 198 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,660 you know, it would be really great... 199 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:01,090 Look, Artie, you seem really sweet. 200 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:02,530 You're really just not my type. 201 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:05,470 No, I wasn't really asking you out, but... 202 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:07,290 I just think we'd look really weird together. 203 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:08,580 Not that you're disabled, 204 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:10,520 it's 'cause I'm abled, 205 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,260 and people are really mean. 206 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,200 I'm really worried that people are gonna think 207 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,310 your legs look thinner than my arms. 208 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,970 Hi, Artie. 209 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:22,930 Um, do you want to go out? 210 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:25,210 Go out where? 211 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,800 On a date. 212 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:35,360 Hey, Coach. I'm not sure if you remember me. 213 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:37,430 Uh, Sam Evans. I want to join the basketball team. 214 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:38,370 Are you serious? 215 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:39,970 Where were you when I was having tryouts? 216 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,880 Uh, living in a hotel in Kentucky. 217 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,490 To be honest, sir, I really want a letterman jacket 218 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:45,860 with a varsity letter on it to wear this year 219 00:09:45,860 --> 00:09:48,340 and I need it, like, fast. 220 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,590 Look, pal, every team at this school's 221 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,510 already been practicing for months. 222 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:53,910 The seasons have already started. 223 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:56,360 Is there any team I can join in any sport? Please? 224 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,140 Anything? 225 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,270 Well, I mean, yeah, there's one, 226 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:01,320 but I don't think you're gonna be inrested. 227 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,070 Here's your chamois. Guard it with your life. 228 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,720 Every Guppy gets one and only one. 229 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:13,050 You also get a letterman robe, 230 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,740 so you'll need to pick a nickname to embroider on the back. 231 00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:16,080 It should be water-themed. 232 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,090 I'm Vinny the Gill. 233 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:17,820 Would Trouty Mouth work? 234 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:21,080 Sam Evans, I'm Coach Roz Washington, 235 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,220 and you are one strange-looking kid. 236 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,580 I've never seen lips like that 237 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:26,610 on a white child. 238 00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:28,530 And one of your nipples is higher than the other. 239 00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:30,180 I bet you had overcome a lot 240 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:31,390 with those crooked nipples. 241 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:33,330 Well, I know a thing or two about overcoming. 242 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,140 When I was growing up, 243 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:36,040 they said that black folks couldn't swim. 244 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,700 But I had a dream 245 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:40,480 that one day, I would get to the promised land! 246 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,650 So I swam my way 247 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:44,010 and got my 40 acres and a pool. 248 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,250 Coach Roz was an Olympian. 249 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,390 That's right. 250 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:50,730 I won this bronze damn Olympic medal in Beijing, China 251 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:53,130 for individual synchronized swimming. 252 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,760 I bet you didn't even know there was such thing as 253 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:56,560 individual synchronized swimming. 254 00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:58,060 Nod to me if I'm getting through to you! 255 00:10:58,060 --> 00:10:59,680 Nod to me! 256 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:01,970 I'm gonna say one thing to you, Sam Evans, 257 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:04,310 and I'm only gonna say it to you once. 258 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:07,700 If you pee in my pool, 259 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,640 I will kill you. 260 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,440 Hey, guess what, dude. 261 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,640 I just joined synchronized swimming. 262 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,060 Shh. Keep your voice down. 263 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,100 You want everybody to hear you? 264 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,630 Yeah, it means I get my letterman jacket. 265 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:21,390 Dude, you're in synchronized swimming and Glee Club. 266 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,080 That's like some kind of weird death wish. 267 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,520 Swimming is sexy. 268 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,280 Not if it's synchronized. 269 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,210 I'm not worried. 270 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,640 Oh, ho, ho, ho. Did you see that? 271 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:35,170 Synchronized. 272 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,980 Oh, my God, Sam. Are you okay? 273 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,070 What's going on, baby? 274 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:42,960 I'm just... 275 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,460 I'm helping out a friend. 276 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,700 I think he'll pull through. 277 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,390 Let me walk you to study hall 278 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,130 See you later. 279 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,360 I've been thinking, Mr. Shue. 280 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,490 The girls are gonna try to 281 00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:04,260 neuter you with this proposal assignment by 282 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:06,560 encouraging you to sing a sappy ballad, 283 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,840 or maybe en cry during it. 284 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,550 That's not only humiliating, it's predictable. 285 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:12,320 Therefore, I'm proposing you subvert expectations, 286 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,810 - and lead with your hips. - My what? 287 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,780 So modest. You have rock star hips, Mr. Shue. 288 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:18,670 It's true. Mick Jagger hip 289 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,690 Yeah. Unleash the moves we've been practicing 290 00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:23,300 on Ms. Pillsbury, and she will swoon. 291 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,090 Don't be alarmed by the disco ball. 292 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,300 Oh 293 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:34,360 Watch oh 294 00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:38,490 Just shoot for the stars 295 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:39,820 If it feels right 296 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,030 And aim for my heart 297 00:12:42,030 --> 00:12:43,500 If you feel like 298 00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:45,440 And take me away 299 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,250 And make it okay 300 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,840 I swear I'll behave 301 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:53,290 You wanted control 302 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:54,740 So we waited 303 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:57,080 I put on a show 304 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,920 Now I make it 305 00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:02,710 I was born in a crossfire hurricane 306 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:06,110 And howled at my ma in the driving rain 307 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,920 And it goes like this 308 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,140 Take me by the tongue 309 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:11,390 And I'll know you 310 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,880 Kiss me till you're drunk 311 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,300 And I'll show you 312 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:15,910 All the moves like Jagger 313 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,830 I've got the moves like Jagger 314 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,010 I've got the Jumpin' Jack Flash 315 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,880 It's a gas, gas, gas* *But it's all right 316 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,240 I don't need to try to control you 317 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:29,240 But it's all right now* *Look into my eyes, and I'll own you 318 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,870 With the moves like Jagger 319 00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:32,750 I've got the moves like Jagger 320 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,690 I've got the moves 321 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,540 Like Jagger 322 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,330 I was born 323 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:41,690 In a crossfire hurricane 324 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,870 And I howled at my ma 325 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:48,810 In the driving rain 326 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:51,600 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, moves like Jagger 327 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:55,690 But it's all right 328 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:57,390 I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash 329 00:13:57,390 --> 00:14:02,260 It's a gas, gas, gas, and it goes like this 330 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,220 But it's all right* *Take me by the tongue and I'll know you 331 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,050 T*ake me by the tongue* *But it's all right 332 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:08,580 Kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you 333 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,260 Yeah-ah* *All the ves like Jagger 334 00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:12,250 I've got the moves like Jagger 335 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,300 I've got the Jumpin' Jack Flash 336 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,970 It's a gas, gas, gas* *Oh, yeah 337 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:19,730 But it's all right* *I don't need to try to control you 338 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:21,040 Well, it's all right 339 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,440 Look into my eyes, and I'll own you 340 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,240 Oh, oh* *With the moves like Jagger 341 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,170 I've got the moves like Jagger 342 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,100 I've got the moves 343 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,470 Like Jagger 344 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:35,620 Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas 345 00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:37,880 Oh, guys. 346 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,850 I like it. A lot. It's a... it's an inspired choice, 347 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:41,860 but... you know, all that dancing, 348 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:43,880 means a lot of sweat, and Emma 349 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,190 hates dirty, so, uh... 350 00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,010 you know, I don't want to do anything to trigger her. 351 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,450 It's definitely in the mix. 352 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,170 - I'm gonna go with you, Mr. Shue. - Yeah. 353 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:51,720 Wait, please. 354 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:53,020 Artie, that was awome! 355 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,390 Thanks, Becky. So you had fun? 356 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:55,970 It was a great Part One. 357 00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,130 Part One? 358 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,990 No, that was the date, 359 00:14:58,990 --> 00:14:59,760 the entire date. 360 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,270 I mean, I-I invited you here so you could 361 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,480 see me bring my sexy, 362 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,410 which I think you'll agree I did. 363 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:07,840 Part Two is dinner at Breadstix. 364 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,110 Oh. 365 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,030 Rachel says you're supposed to spend 366 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,590 two months' salary on the ring. 367 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:16,540 Or was it two weeks? 368 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:18,140 Honestly, I just 369 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,430 zone out every time girls start talking about this stuff. 370 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,550 So when's the wedding? 371 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,480 She has to say yes first, right? 372 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:26,850 And I have to work up the nerve to ask her. 373 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,590 After my last marriage, 374 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:31,220 I just don't want to fail again. 375 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:32,910 Finn... 376 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:35,390 I want you to be my best man. 377 00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:37,610 - Are you screwing with me right now? - You've taught me more 378 00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:39,740 about being a man than anyone I've ever known. 379 00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:42,410 You stand up for your friends, you're not afraid to cry, 380 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,150 and you'll make sure I don't do anything 381 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:45,900 too stupid at my bachelor party. 382 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:48,540 - Is that a "Yes"? - Yeah. 383 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,400 All right. 384 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:53,160 Oh, that one's nice. 385 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,520 oh, yeah. 386 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,970 Hey, do you mind if I talk to you about something, man-to-man? 387 00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:01,510 - Yeah. - I've been thinking about my future, too. 388 00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:04,020 So I met with a recruiter. 389 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,610 I thought you said you were giving up on football. 390 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:06,360 For the Army. 391 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:10,340 I just want to do something special, you know. 392 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:11,530 Like my dad, 393 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:14,110 but without the whole dying part. 394 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:16,680 - You know? - Yeah. 395 00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:19,700 Hey, that one's really nice. 396 00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:23,240 It's medium-sized so it should be easy to clean. 397 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,370 Ms. Pillsbury would really like that. 398 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,910 Yes, she would. 399 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,210 Right this way, please. 400 00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:34,100 In order for us to help you propose to Ms. Pillsbury, 401 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,850 we're going to need some salient information first. 402 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,750 Okay. Come on, ladies. It's not like 403 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,220 this is the first time I've ever proposed. 404 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:41,090 Oh, yeah? How did that marriage work out for you? 405 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,490 I mean, what was your big move then? 406 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,760 A jumbotron that said 407 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:46,030 "Hey, Terri, I Want To Make a Fake Baby With You"? 408 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,540 Let's start from the beginning with you and Ms. P 409 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,490 What'd you think the first time you met her? 410 00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:55,050 - Hey, welcome to McKinl, Ms. Pillsbury. - Thank you. 411 00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:00,190 I'll never forget how I felt the first time I saw her. 412 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,620 I think we've got this one covered. 413 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:08,660 The first time 414 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:14,310 Ever I saw your face 415 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:23,290 I thought the sun 416 00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:28,770 Rose in your eyes 417 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,420 And the moon 418 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:43,060 And the stars 419 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:48,960 Were the gifts you gave 420 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,880 To the dark 421 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:58,400 To the dark 422 00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:02,640 And the end of skies 423 00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:09,000 My love 424 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:14,540 And the first time 425 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:20,940 Ever I layed with you 426 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,200 I felt your heart 427 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:36,720 So close to mine 428 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:47,100 And I knew our joy 429 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:57,280 Would fill the earth 430 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:01,000 And last 431 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:04,420 And last 432 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:09,640 Till the end of time 433 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:14,180 My love 434 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,090 And the first time 435 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:25,180 Ever I saw 436 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:33,520 Your face 437 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:39,800 Your face 438 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:44,870 Your face 439 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:52,990 Your face 440 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,170 Hey, what's wrong? 441 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:08,950 That song was so... 442 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:12,210 It was so beautiful and moving. 443 00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:13,710 The first person 444 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:15,950 I thought of wasn't Shane. 445 00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,190 It was Sam. 446 00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:19,830 I don't know. 447 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:23,150 I thought it was in the past. 448 00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:25,810 Yeah, I think you just need to take it slow, okay? 449 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,680 And listen to your heart. 450 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,920 Maybe the spark with Sam is still there. 451 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,680 It's the middle of January. 452 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,980 Why is their Christmas tree still up? 453 00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,170 Just be grateful Comrade Obama 454 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,770 still allows Christmas. 455 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:41,270 Okay. Here's your tea. 456 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:45,190 - Are you sure it decaf chamomile? - Positive. 457 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,190 I have to say, I'm a little confused. 458 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,280 Yes, where is our little freaky-deaky? 459 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,450 Oh... No, that's not decaf. 460 00:20:53,530 --> 00:20:56,450 Listen, why don't I just cut right to the chase 461 00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:58,540 Uh, I know you guys don't like me very much. 462 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,890 But I want to marry your daughter. 463 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:04,490 And I know it would mean a lot to her if I got your blessing. 464 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:06,730 No. 465 00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:08,460 Excuse me? 466 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,800 You asked for my permission. 467 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,030 I'm saying "No." 468 00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:12,040 Are you sure you've really 469 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,480 thought this through? 470 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,820 Our daughter has a very serious problem. 471 00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:18,050 Son, marriage is messy. 472 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,680 And if there's one thing Emma can't handle, 473 00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:20,790 it's a mess. 474 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:21,770 And that's before babies. 475 00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:23,220 And the diapers and the 476 00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:25,390 sticky hands and the runny noses. 477 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,690 I'm telling you, she will not know how to deal with it. 478 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,390 Are you sure you want that for your kids? 479 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,860 Forget kids. 480 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,900 Is that what you want for yourself? 481 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:38,540 Hey, Artie, we wanted to talk to you about something. 482 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:39,870 We think you need a Becky-vention. 483 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,710 You were spotted having dinner with her at Breadstix. 484 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,880 - So? - So, it's a little weird. 485 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:46,410 Seriously, dude, what's your angle? 486 00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:47,930 I don't have an angle. 487 00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:50,550 She asked if I wanted to go to Breadstix, and I said, "Yes." 488 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,020 So, tell me about yourself. 489 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,270 What sort of stuff do you like? 490 00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:54,620 What's your favorite movie? 491 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:55,600 Schindler's List. 492 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,590 Seriously? 493 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,220 Toy Story 3 is a close second. 494 00:21:58,270 --> 00:22:00,060 - What do you want to be when you grow up? - Five-foot-ten. 495 00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:03,780 You know, Becky, I'm glad we're doing this. 496 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,030 The more I get to know you, the more I like you. 497 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,150 I have to say, you're actually sorta cool. 498 00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:08,900 You should see my dance moves. 499 00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:12,270 My mom says I have "Get Down" Syndrome. 500 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,940 Look, we think it's great that you're being so, 501 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,040 so nice to Becky. But we just... 502 00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:16,470 I don't. I know that girl. 503 00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:17,940 That girl's a sly, conniving bitch. 504 00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:20,290 We just... We think you should be careful. 505 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,690 Yeah, you don't want to lead her on. 506 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:23,210 I mean, she's gonna think that you want... 507 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,380 What is she going to think, that she's 508 00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:25,580 fun to be around, that I had 509 00:22:25,630 --> 00:22:26,580 a good time hanging out with her. 510 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,950 You guys talk a good game 511 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,790 how it's okay to be different, how it's 512 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,060 what's on the inside that counts, 513 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,290 but I think you're just as narrow-minded 514 00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:33,890 as the rest of this school. 515 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,490 I liked spending time with Becky. 516 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,180 She knows what it'like to be trapped by a disability. 517 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:38,350 She doesn't care what people think about her. 518 00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,010 She's really optimistic about life, 519 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,470 which is really amazing 520 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,400 considering what life has handed her. 521 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,810 But they don't even have that on the keyboard. 522 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:53,380 Have a seat. 523 00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:56,500 Okay. 524 00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:58,860 Will, uh... 525 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:01,850 told us about your plans for the future. 526 00:23:01,850 --> 00:23:05,150 Yeah, which was supposed to be private. 527 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,160 Look, I-I knew telling them might upset you, 528 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,160 but I felt obligated to bring Burt and your mom 529 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,440 into this discussion. This is a big decision. 530 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,030 Well, you know, I was... I was going 531 00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:15,300 to tell you guys about it sooner or later. 532 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,370 Look, Finn, you know what Want, okay? 533 00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:19,950 I wanna need somebody to take over the shop 534 00:23:19,950 --> 00:23:22,940 while I'm off in DC, and if I let your brother do it, 535 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:25,800 he's gonna have all the grey small monkeys wearing white dinner jacket. 536 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,410 Yeah. 537 00:23:26,410 --> 00:23:31,530 Yeah, he would... well I'm not in the scene tomorrow. 538 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:32,730 Okay, well I'm glad. 539 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:35,060 Now, because I'm antimilitary or anything like that. 540 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:37,520 I just don't get where you're coming from with this. 541 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,260 Well, my dad was a war hero. 542 00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:41,150 I have an obligation to him to... 543 00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:42,940 to be a good man. 544 00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:44,310 To make something of myself, 545 00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:45,580 ...to help people like he did. 546 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:47,370 I knew it was about him. 547 00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:50,000 You don't have to prove to anyone that your dads in you. 548 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:52,340 You know, everybody already knows what kind of man you are. 549 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,630 Yeah, but how can really know until you get tested? 550 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,430 And what better way than... 551 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,380 than to walk in his footsteps? 552 00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:03,890 Your dad was a good man. 553 00:24:03,970 --> 00:24:07,860 was brave and true, and... 554 00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:10,510 he had the same goofy sense of humor you do. 555 00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:13,750 But he didn't die in Iraq. 556 00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:16,280 He served over there, but something happened to him. 557 00:24:16,350 --> 00:24:17,320 I never found out what. 558 00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:19,870 Uh, I... he... 559 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:22,200 I don't know if he... he did something or saw something 560 00:24:22,290 --> 00:24:23,910 just lost his way, but... 561 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,240 but he broke. 562 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,160 He died a hero's death, right? 563 00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:29,940 He died in Cincinnati 564 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,800 after being dishonorably discharged. 565 00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:34,370 Honey, he had a drug problem 566 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,470 that he tried to get over when he came home-- 567 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,750 for... for you mostly 568 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,370 but... but then he... he would just... 569 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:46,480 disappear for a day or a week sometimes. 570 00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:49,380 One day, he just didn't come back. 571 00:24:49,430 --> 00:24:51,730 It was an overdose. 572 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,080 Oh, I feel sick. 573 00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:55,270 It's a lot to hear. 574 00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:57,720 Just, uh, you know, take it slow. 575 00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,740 Oh, my God. 576 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,860 I see everything that was good in him... 577 00:25:02,910 --> 00:25:04,450 I see it all in you. 578 00:25:04,530 --> 00:25:05,750 Why did you lie to me? 579 00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:07,280 Why? 580 00:25:07,370 --> 00:25:09,270 Because your dad was so much more 581 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,700 than the last few months of his life. 582 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,910 That man he became was not your father. 583 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,760 Honey, I was going to tell you when I thought you were ready. 584 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,740 Well, I'm not ready. I mean, how... 585 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,180 how, how did you think I could ever 586 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:23,780 be ready for something like that? 587 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:32,250 Here am I, becky Faye Jackson, 588 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,530 about to seal the deal. 589 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:36,490 Booya! 590 00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:38,790 At this year's Special Olympics Ball, 591 00:25:38,790 --> 00:25:40,790 I'll have a medal around my neck 592 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:43,520 and some man candy on my arm. 593 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,230 I absolutely rock. 594 00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:47,300 Hey, Becky what's up? 595 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,650 Hey, hottie. 596 00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:51,000 My place. We're going to do it. 597 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,330 - I'm sorry? - I just sent you 598 00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:56,970 a taste of what you're going to get on Friday night. 599 00:26:03,550 --> 00:26:05,550 Oh my... 600 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,840 She got a cute little shape. 601 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,990 Coach, you have to help me. I'm freaking out. 602 00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:11,320 Well, you dated Brittany. 603 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,460 I'm sure she sent you titillating photos. 604 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,040 - That freak you out? - I guess not, but that was different. 605 00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:17,880 Well, did you go out to dinner with Becky? 606 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,330 Yeah. We had a great time. 607 00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:21,050 Do you want to go out with her again? 608 00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:24,830 No. 609 00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,370 Well, here's a radical idea. 610 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:30,560 Why don't you treat her like a real person and tell her? 611 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,060 Becky just wanna be treated like everybody else. 612 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:34,590 You of all people shloud know that. 613 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,310 so she can move on and maybe date someone 614 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:39,430 who doesn't sound 615 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,770 like one of those weird puppets 616 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,350 they bring around to the grade schools 617 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,900 to teach kids about sexual predators? 618 00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:45,490 And for God's sake, can you maybe 619 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,390 go one day without the driving gloves? 620 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,490 It's a wheelchair, Artie, not a Porsche. 621 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,060 Are you finished? 622 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,060 Stop buttoning your shirts up all the way 623 00:26:53,110 --> 00:26:54,660 like a demented 90-year-old. 624 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,730 You look like you're auditioning 625 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,170 for the lead in your nursing home's 626 00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,780 stage production of awakenings. 627 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,290 Thanks, Coach 628 00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:15,620 Hi. Almost done. 629 00:27:15,690 --> 00:27:19,440 You started taking down the tree on New Year's Day. 630 00:27:21,110 --> 00:27:22,770 Have a seat. 631 00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:24,230 I want to ask you something. 632 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,450 Uh, not there. Could you... 633 00:27:27,530 --> 00:27:29,700 sit there, please? 634 00:27:29,770 --> 00:27:32,530 Thank you. 635 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,120 Okay. 636 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:43,160 You know how we're always talking about moving towards marriage, 637 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,410 then nothing really ever happens? 638 00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:48,000 Well, mean, Sue said that I should be all liberated 639 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,500 and ask you to marry me, but... 640 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:55,890 Do you want to be with me? 641 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,260 I mean, as your wife. 642 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:01,300 Of course I do. 643 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,550 But? 644 00:28:08,570 --> 00:28:10,770 I love you, you know that. 645 00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:14,890 But what if we get married? 646 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:19,280 What happens when we have a house, a baby? 647 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,700 How are you going to handle 648 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,950 spit up on your special wednesday sweater. 649 00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:28,660 Sweet heart,you can't control another person. 650 00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:31,160 What if it's all just too much? 651 00:28:33,050 --> 00:28:36,600 I... I mean, I've been taking my medication. 652 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:39,600 Some days great 653 00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:41,020 Some days... 654 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,470 some days not so great. 655 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:47,060 I'm... I'm doing the best... I can... 656 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:48,580 I'm doing everything that I can. 657 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:49,950 I know... I know you are, I know you are, 658 00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:52,580 and it's not you fault that you have this...disease, 659 00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:56,700 sometimes, it just so hopeless. 660 00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:01,590 Wow. Okay. 661 00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:10,700 Can I promise you that I'm going to get better? 662 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:13,080 You know. 663 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,570 This is what you get, you know? 664 00:29:16,570 --> 00:29:19,140 This-this... this incomplete person. 665 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:23,160 With... with toothbrushes and with rubber gloves 666 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,810 and... and with so much love for you. 667 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,200 But if that's not what you want, 668 00:29:34,550 --> 00:29:37,360 then...then you need to be honest with me. 669 00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:40,730 And with yourself. 670 00:29:43,570 --> 00:29:45,200 And the sooner, the better. 671 00:30:00,270 --> 00:30:02,380 No wonder none of my dreams ever work out. 672 00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:04,090 'Cause I got loser DNA. 673 00:30:04,090 --> 00:30:06,110 Well, if you're throwing a pity party, I want in. 674 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:07,620 I have as much chance getting 675 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:10,010 into NYADA as I do playing Stanley in Streetcar. 676 00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:11,010 Yeah, well, the letters came out 677 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,790 from NYADA today saying who are finalists, 678 00:30:12,790 --> 00:30:14,490 and I have been trolling the NYADA chat rooms, 679 00:30:14,490 --> 00:30:17,130 and people are already talking about getting those letters. 680 00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:18,860 - You didn't get one? - No, and I'm not going to, 681 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,160 because Figgins put an addendum to my application 682 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,210 talking about my suspension. 683 00:30:25,810 --> 00:30:27,680 Screw this. I'm getting a whole cheesecake. 684 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,500 The future used to be such an abstract idea. 685 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,340 Uh, and the dream was enough, you know? 686 00:30:35,590 --> 00:30:38,540 But now the future has the nerve to show up, 687 00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:40,530 and it's expecting us to do something, 688 00:30:40,530 --> 00:30:44,080 and it's not interested in giving a lending hand. 689 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,130 I'm actually kind of scared. 690 00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:47,360 I thought the world would care more. 691 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,580 Make that two cheesecakes. 692 00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:52,390 I actually thought we were all going to get out of here. You know? 693 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:55,170 Why did she have to tell me that? 694 00:30:55,170 --> 00:30:56,740 And why can't I have something in my life 695 00:30:56,740 --> 00:31:01,210 that's... that's special, that means something? 696 00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:08,060 I can't win, I can't reign 697 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:11,500 I will never win this game 698 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:15,310 Without you 699 00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:19,280 Without you 700 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,920 I am lost, I am vain 701 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,410 I will never be the same 702 00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:30,150 Without you 703 00:31:30,150 --> 00:31:34,170 Without you 704 00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:38,170 I won't run, I won't fly 705 00:31:38,170 --> 00:31:41,350 I will never make it by 706 00:31:41,350 --> 00:31:45,170 Without you 707 00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:49,220 Without you 708 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:53,160 I can't rest, I can't fight 709 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,630 All I need is you and I 710 00:31:56,630 --> 00:32:00,140 Without you 711 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:10,170 Without you... 712 00:32:10,170 --> 00:32:12,080 Whoa-oh-oh 713 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,670 You, you 714 00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:17,390 You 715 00:32:17,390 --> 00:32:23,140 Without you 716 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:26,810 I can't erase, so I'll take blame 717 00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:30,550 But I can't accept that we're estranged 718 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:34,040 Without you 719 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,020 Without you 720 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:41,810 I won't soar, I won't climb 721 00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:45,440 If you're not here I'm paralyzed 722 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,840 Without you 723 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:58,840 Without you 724 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,970 Whoa-oh-oh 725 00:33:00,970 --> 00:33:04,260 You, you 726 00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:06,200 You 727 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:11,620 Without you 728 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:15,760 I am lost, I am vain 729 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,040 I will never be the same 730 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,310 Without you 731 00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:26,590 Without you 732 00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:31,310 Without you. 733 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:32,600 Nice. 734 00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:42,510 You know, I just wanted to say that I thought that 735 00:33:42,510 --> 00:33:44,560 you blew that song out of the water 736 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,390 and totally nailed the assignment. 737 00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:48,370 Oh, no, wait, wait a second. 738 00:33:48,370 --> 00:33:49,840 Was-- the assignment wasn't 739 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,360 "Make everything about Rachel Berry 740 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,050 and force everyone to watch," was it? 741 00:33:53,050 --> 00:33:55,120 Easy, Santana. 742 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,980 It's fine. 743 00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:57,010 That was beautiful, Rachel. 744 00:33:57,010 --> 00:33:58,320 So, Mr. Shue, what do you think? 745 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,210 We've given you a whole bevy of songs to choose from, 746 00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:02,520 from upbeat and awesome 747 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,520 to a little overwrought for my taste. 748 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,690 They've all been incredible, you guys. 749 00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:11,090 I think I just need a little more time to 750 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:12,220 really consider my choices. 751 00:34:25,010 --> 00:34:25,830 Mr. Shue? 752 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:28,080 Um, I probably should've said this the other day in Glee Club, 753 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,780 but you know that whole proposal thing? 754 00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:31,030 How you want it to be big and special 755 00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:32,250 and worthy of Ms. Pillsbury? 756 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,360 I have an idea. 757 00:34:47,970 --> 00:34:48,950 Do you have a second? 758 00:35:05,930 --> 00:35:09,850 Yellow diamonds in the light 759 00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:13,810 Now we're standing side by side 760 00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:17,250 As your shadow crosses mine 761 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:24,160 What it takes to come alive 762 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:31,370 It's the way I'm feeling I just can't deny 763 00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:32,910 This is all for you. 764 00:35:32,910 --> 00:35:35,830 But I've gotta let it go 765 00:35:35,830 --> 00:35:39,390 We found love in a hopeless place 766 00:35:39,390 --> 00:35:43,560 We found love in a hopeless place 767 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,060 We found love in a hopeless place 768 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:50,990 We found love in a hopeless place 769 00:35:50,990 --> 00:35:54,610 Shine a light through an open door 770 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:58,720 Love and life I will divide 771 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:02,230 Turn away cause I need you more 772 00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:09,180 Feel the heartbeat in my mind 773 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:16,460 It's the way I'm feeling, I just can't deny 774 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:20,800 But I've gotta let it go 775 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,390 We found love in a hopeless place 776 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:28,450 We found love in a hopeless place 777 00:36:28,450 --> 00:36:32,180 We found love in a hopeless place 778 00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:37,330 We found love in a hopeless place 779 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:43,750 Yellow diamonds in the light...* *in the light 780 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:47,430 Now we're standg side by side 781 00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:51,710 As your shadow crosses mine 782 00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:55,400 We found love 783 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,240 We found love in hopeless place 784 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:02,260 We found love in hopeless place 785 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:05,950 We found love in hopeless place 786 00:37:05,950 --> 00:37:10,750 We found love in hopeless place 787 00:37:20,090 --> 00:37:21,780 We found love 788 00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:24,320 We found love in a hopeless place 789 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,530 We found love in a hopeless place 790 00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:31,950 We found love in a hopeless place 791 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:32,850 We found love 792 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:36,260 We found love in a hopeless place. 793 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,470 Emma... 794 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,920 ...you are the one. 795 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,400 You always have been. 796 00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:48,970 The truth is, I feel like I've had to stop myself 797 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:51,210 from doing this from the second I first saw you. 798 00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:54,180 The first time I held this hand, 799 00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:57,510 it felt like I'd held it a million times before. 800 00:37:57,510 --> 00:37:58,550 Like somehow, 801 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,750 it's always been here. 802 00:38:01,850 --> 00:38:04,150 Life is messy. 803 00:38:04,150 --> 00:38:05,440 It just is. 804 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,110 And I... I know that's hard for you, 805 00:38:08,110 --> 00:38:11,570 but that's why you have me-- to balance things out. 806 00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:15,680 But you have to realize, you do that for me, too. 807 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,780 Every day. 808 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,920 Loving you and being loved by you 809 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,930 makes everything better. 810 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:26,420 I love you with everything I am 811 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,290 and everything I ever hope to be. 812 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:29,760 So... 813 00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:33,470 Oh... Emma Pillsbury... 814 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,890 Will you do me the honor of becoming my wife? 815 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,960 I love you so much. 816 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,870 Is that a yes? 817 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,050 Yes. Yes. 818 00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:53,850 Yes. 819 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:02,780 Hi, Becky. 820 00:39:04,150 --> 00:39:05,250 About Friday night... 821 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,570 Are you excited? 822 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,500 Look... 823 00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:11,500 I haven't been clear with you. 824 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,020 I really like being your friend, 825 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:15,720 but I don't think we should date. 826 00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:20,240 Is it because I'm too intimidating? 827 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,640 Yeah. 828 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:24,550 I get it. 829 00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:26,190 See you later. 830 00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:32,990 I didn't ask him what I wanted to ask him. 831 00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:36,170 I didn't ask if the reason he didn't want to be my boyfriend 832 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:37,970 was because I have Down's. 833 00:39:37,970 --> 00:39:40,740 I didn't ask him because I know the answer is yes. 834 00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:43,620 Some days, it sucks being me. 835 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:45,800 This is one of those days. 836 00:39:46,570 --> 00:39:47,810 Focus, Becky. 837 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:50,310 Don't let them see you cry. 838 00:39:50,810 --> 00:39:53,070 Becky, you'll come to learn there's 839 00:39:53,070 --> 00:39:55,560 nothing quite like a good sob. 840 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,810 It hurts, Coach. 841 00:39:57,810 --> 00:39:59,310 I liked him. 842 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:01,780 I know. I know. 843 00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:05,090 Well, you'll be happy to know you and I are in the same boat. 844 00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:06,670 We both got dumped. 845 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,000 Tell you what I'm gonna do. 846 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:11,810 Gonna get some ice cream. 847 00:40:12,630 --> 00:40:13,940 Couple spoons. 848 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:18,570 We're gonna turn our chairs towards the television, 849 00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:24,400 and we're gonna watch some Lifetime television for ovaries 850 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,260 and wait for Beaches to come on. 851 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,830 You know what the third thing is? 852 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,030 What? 853 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,930 You're gonna take my hand... 854 00:40:36,370 --> 00:40:39,940 ...because you and I are going to get through this together. 855 00:40:40,590 --> 00:40:41,840 Okay. 856 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,490 You have his eyes. 857 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,580 His mouth a little bit, too. 858 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,500 I've always had trouble finding myself in his face. 859 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:55,760 You know, I... 860 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,110 when I was kid, I used to stare up at the wall, 861 00:40:58,110 --> 00:40:59,060 his picture hanging there, 862 00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:03,000 and I used to convince myself we were, like, twins. 863 00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:05,850 Is that why you asked me to meet you here? 864 00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:07,330 To talk about your dad? 865 00:41:09,150 --> 00:41:10,120 No, no. 866 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,960 I, uh, I want to talk about you. 867 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,570 About us. 868 00:41:16,270 --> 00:41:18,330 I was gonna lay out a picnic, 869 00:41:18,330 --> 00:41:20,650 like the one you had for our first date, 870 00:41:20,650 --> 00:41:22,390 but I couldn't really figure out where you got 871 00:41:22,390 --> 00:41:24,030 those cool airplane cups, so... 872 00:41:24,030 --> 00:41:26,630 And I told you you could kiss me if you wanted to. 873 00:41:26,630 --> 00:41:29,220 I never understood why you ran off so quickly. 874 00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:32,140 Yeah, I was just nervous. 875 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:34,570 Oh, I could never make you nervous. 876 00:41:35,650 --> 00:41:36,880 Kind of nervous right now. 877 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,110 Wait, what's going on? 878 00:41:38,110 --> 00:41:41,920 Look, uh, I have something to talk to you about, 879 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,680 but I want you to promise me 880 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,700 that you won't say a word until I'm done. 881 00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,890 Okay, and I know that's sort of hard for you, 882 00:41:47,890 --> 00:41:49,390 so I need you to promise me. 883 00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:52,160 Okay, I promise. 884 00:41:56,210 --> 00:41:56,810 Um, I just feel like, 885 00:41:56,810 --> 00:41:59,680 all my life, I've been, you know, wondering 886 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,370 if I was gonna be as much of a man as my father was. 887 00:42:02,370 --> 00:42:04,830 Now, all of a sudden, I'm up at night worried 888 00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:09,130 that I'm gonna become the man who he was. 889 00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:12,320 Let's face it, I got, I got 890 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,180 "High school hero, life zero" written all over me. 891 00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:18,660 Except for one thing: you. 892 00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:23,430 You're like a beacon of light guiding me through the darkness. 893 00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:25,100 You're like this big gold star, 894 00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:29,930 and for some bizarre reason, you chose to let me love you. 895 00:42:29,930 --> 00:42:33,990 And... I feel like if I can just convince you 896 00:42:33,990 --> 00:42:39,250 to let me keep doing that, I'm going to be okay. 897 00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:42,070 Everything's going to be okay. 898 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:48,920 I opened up my first c-credit card to get this. 899 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:53,470 I know it's not a swimming pool full of dancers 900 00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:56,930 or a tux or-- it's not very big, 901 00:42:56,930 --> 00:42:59,190 but it's a promise-- 902 00:42:59,190 --> 00:43:03,220 promise to keep loving you for the rest of my life. 903 00:43:04,170 --> 00:43:05,740 All you've got to do is say yes. 904 00:43:07,230 --> 00:43:08,720 Rachel Berry... 905 00:43:11,310 --> 00:43:13,180 will you marry me?