1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,320 Here's what you missed on Glee. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,169 Rachel's in New York and her friend Brody is hot, 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,806 but Finn's still M.I.A. and her dance teacher Cassandra hates her guts. 4 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:10,326 Thank God Kurt showed up, so now they can be classic New York roommates... 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,561 and shop for shoes and stuff. 6 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,246 There's a new girl named Marley. She could be the next big thing. 7 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,368 80 could this kid Jake. Turns out he's Puck's half-brother, 8 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,442 and Puck totally doesn't know about him. 9 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,522 Ana' that's what you missed on Glee. 10 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,282 [School Bell Rings] 11 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,203 [ Brittany Narrating ] My name is Brittany S. Pierce, 12 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,250 and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole. 13 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,846 because I am on top of the world. 14 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,729 Senior year was awesome, 15 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,041 and now I get to relive every minute of it. 16 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,122 I'm head Cheerio, vice-Rachel of the Glee Club, 17 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,204 and now I'm planning a Middle East style sham election... 18 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,931 that will install me as senior class president for life. 19 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,526 Brittany, who are you talking to? 20 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,206 I thought I was doing a voice-over. 21 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,810 Okay- 22 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,804 [ Brittany Narrating ] It was kind of a rough summer. 23 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,450 I really miss Santana, 24 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,285 but for now, all I have to say is- 25 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,725 it's Brittany, bitch. 26 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,485 [Whistle Blows] ♪♪ [Dance] 27 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,006 ♪ Hey, over there ♪ 28 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:14,927 ♪ Please forgive me if I'm coming on too strong ♪ 29 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,891 ♪ Hate to stare, but you're winning ♪ 30 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:22,282 ♪ And they're playing my favorite song ♪ 31 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,603 ♪ So come here a little closer; 32 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,321 ♪ Wanna whisper in your ear; 33 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,124 ♪ Make it clear; 34 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,486 ♪ Little question ♪ 35 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,769 ♪ Wanna know just how you feel ♪ 36 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,083 ♪ If I said my heart was beating loud ♪ 37 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,090 ♪ If we could escape the crowd somehow; 38 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:46,131 ♪ If I said I want your body now ♪ 39 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,249 ♪ Would you hold it against me? ♪ 40 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:53,803 ♪ 'Cause you feel like paradise ♪ 41 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,689 ♪ And I need a vacation tonight ♪ 42 00:01:55,800 --> 00:02:00,010 ♪ So if I said I want your body now ♪ 43 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,481 ♪ Would you hold it against me? ♪ 44 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,326 [Whispering ] ♪ If I said I want your body; 45 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,244 ♪ Would you hold it against me? ♪ 46 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,482 ♪ Give me something good ♪ 47 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,131 ♪ Don't want to wait I want it now ♪ 48 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,690 ♪ N-N-Now, now; 49 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,411 ♪ Pop it like a hood ♪ 50 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,529 ♪ And show me how you work it out ♪ 51 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:27,571 ♪ If I said my heart was beating loud ♪ 52 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,931 ♪ If I said I want your body now ♪ 53 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,368 ♪ Would you hold it against me? ♪ 54 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:41,081 ♪ If I said my heart was beating loud ♪ 55 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,448 ♪ Would you hold it against me? ♪♪ 56 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,129 Well, that was just garbage. 57 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,122 Garbage wrapped in skin. 58 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,646 Brittany, my office. Now! 59 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,451 Brittany, I'm afraid it's time for a little tough love. 60 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,445 I hold in my hand the most recent algebra test of one Becky Jackson. 61 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,966 Our plucky little Ewok waddled her way... 62 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,883 to a respectable C-plus. 63 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:09,851 Now, your performance, very same exam, 64 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,804 unearthed the hitherto undiscovered grade... 65 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,763 F-minus. 66 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:18,202 You answered every question with “see other side,” 67 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,011 where you composed an elaborate crayon-scape entitled... 68 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,924 “Happyville, the Town Where Math Was Never invented.” 69 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,207 Yeah, that's me. And that's Santana. 70 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,966 And that's Kurt and Rachel in heaven. And look. That's you. 71 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,122 Brittany, you're a terrible role model for the Cheerios. 72 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,010 Last year I was lost in a haze of pregnancy hormones, 73 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,924 and I allowed your record-breaking G.P.A. to slide. 74 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,971 The Cheerios grade point average has dropped three full points. 75 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,964 My girls no longer see academic achievement as a worthy goal, 76 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,520 and yesterday I caught one of them trying to marry a squirrel. 77 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,841 That's 'cause I believe in marriage equality for all land mammals. 78 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,410 Brittany, you're off the Cheerios. 79 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,720 I'm giving the top spot to Kitty. 80 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,962 I'm afraid you're going to have to lose the high pony. 81 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,771 Tough love feels a lot like “mean.” 82 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,406 Britt, I'm so sorry Sue was so mean to you. 83 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,403 I wish I was there to make it all better. 84 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,642 Yeah, me too. Do you think we could scissor-Skype later? 85 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,963 I've got cheer practice every night till midnight, until homecoming. 86 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,771 Look, I love you, Britt, but I'm so late. 87 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,808 I gotta go, okay? I'll text you if we get a break. 88 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,922 Okay. Have fun. Okay. Bye. 89 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,843 Bye. 90 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,529 I'm not speaking to you. I know you joined a gang. 91 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,525 The tango. 92 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,409 You have to have it in your arsenal, people. 93 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,324 The first thing you need to understand is, it's all about sex. 94 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,370 When you are dancing the tango with someone, you're seducing them. 95 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,649 Partner up. We're gonna start with abrazo, the embrace. 96 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,449 - Let's go. - Not you, Schwimmer. 97 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,364 Keep practicing those jazz hands back in the corner. 98 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,522 Wait, but- Ms. July. 99 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,649 I'm sorry, um, if I'm ever gonna play Evita, 100 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,643 I'm gonna have to learn how to tango. 101 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,961 We're short a boy, so a girl needs to sit out. 102 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,931 And you don't have enough sex appeal to pull off a credible tango. 103 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,684 You're awkward and tentative in your body, 104 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,762 and you move like you're ashamed of it. 105 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:05,004 Arms up! Ready? Five, six, seven, eight. ♪♪ [ Tango ] 106 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,484 Two, three, four, 107 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,086 five, six, seven, eight. [ School Bell Rings ] 108 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,322 Sorry I'm late. Someone stole my compass. 109 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,928 I can't wear my Cheerios uniform anymore, so I got this outfit in the lost and found. 110 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,240 Take a seat, Britt. 111 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,451 - Am I getting kicked off the Glee Club too? - Of course not. 112 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,204 We're just really concerned about you. 113 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:31,330 Yeah. Um, Brittany, you know you've had some setbacks lately, 114 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,722 and, um, it looks like you might be feeling a little bit blue. 115 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:38,441 That's okay. I started taking Lord Tubbington's pills for feline depression. 116 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:43,009 Brittany, I-l think you and Emma should meet daily for a while. Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:46,641 I think you've underestimated the impact being held back has had on you. 118 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,722 Well, thanks, but I don't really have any time. 119 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,929 After school I'm hopping into bed, eating cashews and bacon... 120 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,890 and then watching The Client List marathon. 121 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,641 And with that, I said good-bye and swooped out the doorway, 122 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,929 my voice-over continuing down the hallway. 123 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,528 Okay, what was that? 124 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,728 You know, everything's been taken away from her. 125 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,451 She doesn't have anything to hold on to. 126 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,769 Clearly, she's lost her identity. [ Sighs ] 127 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,161 We need to bring Brittany back. 128 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,208 Great news, guys. Principal Figgins has asked us to perform... 129 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,886 at the annual back-to-school pep rally this week. 130 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,486 Now, I understand our national champion street cred... 131 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,130 has dropped a little bit since school started, 132 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,487 but this is our chance to really wow them and get it back. 133 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,086 - What are we gonna perform? - Good question. 134 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,010 We're a family in here, and when one of our family is falling down, 135 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,964 it's up to us to get together to pick them back up. 136 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,367 Oh, my God. Are we doing Britney Week again? 137 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,442 You really came into your own during the last Britney Week. 138 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,603 You showed us the best of Britney. Youth, energy, confidence. 139 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,411 She inspires you, and you inspire us. 140 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,687 So everyone prepare a Britney song for the week, 141 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,410 and we're gonna pick one to do for the pep rally. 142 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,723 I've asked Blaine and Artie to give us a little taste of what we're looking for. 143 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,723 This one's for you, Brittany. 144 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,887 ♪ You don't understand ♪ 145 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,566 ♪ I'm so glad we're at the same place at the same time ♪ 146 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,522 ♪ it's over now ♪ 147 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,045 ♪ I spotted you dancin' ♪ 148 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,691 ♪ You made all the boys stare ♪ 149 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,842 - ♪ Those lips and your brown eyes ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 150 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,649 ♪ And the sexy hair; 151 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,563 - ♪ I should shake my thing ♪ - [ Blaine Moans] 152 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,564 ♪ I make the world want you ♪ 153 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,881 ♪ Tell your girls you'll be back ♪ 154 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,440 ♪ I want to see what you can do ♪ 155 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:30,206 ♪ What would it take for you to just leave with me? ♪ 156 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,408 ♪ Not trying to sound conceited ♪ 157 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,165 ♪ Me and you were meant to be ♪ 158 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:39,006 ♪ You're a sexy girl, I'm a nice guy; 159 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,527 ♪ Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world ♪ 160 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,568 ♪ if I was your boyfriend ♪ 161 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,961 ♪ Sometimes a girl just needs one ♪ 162 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,407 ♪ Keep you on my arm, girl ♪ 163 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,130 ♪ To love her and to hold ♪ 164 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,607 ♪ I can be a gentleman ♪ 165 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,001 ♪ And when a girl is with one ♪ 166 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,929 ♪ if I was your boyfriend ♪ 167 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,446 ♪ Then she's in control ♪ 168 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,522 ♪ if I was your boyfriend ♪ 169 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,921 ♪ So give me a chance ♪ 170 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,651 ♪ 'Cause you're all I need, girl; 171 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,441 ♪ Spend a week with your boy, I'll be calling you my girlfriend ♪ 172 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,602 - ♪ If I was your man ♪ - ♪ If I was your man ♪ 173 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,405 ♪ I'd never leave you, girl ♪ 174 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,922 ♪ I just want to love and treat you right; ♪ if I was your boyfriend ♪ 175 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,968 ♪ Na na na, na na na, yeah ♪ 176 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,884 ♪ if I was your boyfriend ♪ 177 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,325 ♪ Na na na, na na na; 178 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,841 ♪ Na na, he'!' ♪ 179 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,366 ♪ Na na na, na na na; 180 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,408 ♪ if I was your boyfriend ♪ 181 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,881 - ♪ Can't live with 'em ♪ - ♪ Can't live without 'em ♪♪ 182 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,201 [Applauding, Cheering ] 183 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,771 So, Britt, what'd you think? 184 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,241 I'm once again inspired by the awesomeness of Britney. 185 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,970 Thanks, Mr. Schue. [Bicycle Bell Jingles ] 186 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,883 This place is enormous! 187 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,123 For 1,800 bucks a month, we could get a shoe box in Manhattan... 188 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,804 or this hangar in Bushwick. 189 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:55,009 But what's the crime rate like in this neighborhood? Looks a little shady. 190 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,082 Ah, it's better than Detroit and Damascus. 191 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,009 [ Laughing ] So what do you think? Should we take it? 192 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,481 Are you crazy? Living here with you instead of those dorms? 193 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,568 It's heaven! 194 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,689 Oh, New York Domino's is so much better than Lima Domino's. 195 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,888 It's the water. 196 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,883 So have you heard from Finn at all? 197 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,088 Not since you asked me yesterday. 198 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,007 He's just giving you your space. I know. 199 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,691 - You want to feel nostalgic? - Mmm. 200 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,922 Blaine said they're doing Britney Spears again in Glee Club. 201 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,964 Oh, my God. It feels like such a long time ago since we've been in the choir room. 202 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,281 We are living in the future, Rachel. 203 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,801 Speaking of which, my plan. Okay. 204 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,890 I'm gonna re-audition for second semester in NYADA. Good. 205 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,088 In the meantime, I've applied for a job at the only place I feel... 206 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:41,085 will truly appreciate my sense of style and sophistication- Vogue.com. 207 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,043 Perfect. I know it sounds crazy, 208 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,487 but in a way I'm almost glad I didn't make it my first try. 209 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:49,451 You know, I-I've really learned a lot about myself over the last couple months. 210 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,444 I feel like I have a-a newfound resilience and focus. 211 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,922 I could really use some of that right now. My dance teacher, she just won't let up on me. 212 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,401 The other day, she told me I wasn't sexy enough. 213 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,847 Maybe you shouldn't wear a bra to your next class. 214 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,367 And take all of the attention away from the Ms. Cassie July? She'd flip. 215 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,204 I can't stand her. 216 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,965 Cassie July is your dance teacher? As in the Cassie July? 217 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,726 A.k.a. Crazy July, a.k.a. the biggest train wreck in Broadway history? 218 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,569 - What? - You don't know her story? 219 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,160 [ Audience Applauding ] [ Kurt ] Cassie July was the “it” girl 10 years ago. 220 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,844 She scored the coveted role of temptress Lola... 221 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,888 in a high-profile revival of Damn Yankees. 222 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,203 - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] - Then, during the first preview of the out-of-town tryout- 223 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,687 Stop. Stop. Stop the music! ♪♪ [Orchestra Stops] 224 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,481 - [ Ringing Continues] - Whose cell phone is that? 225 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,801 I am not going on until this rude person leaves. 226 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,690 This performance is over until you leave! 227 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,240 - [ Ringing Continues] - Come here. 228 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,607 Come here, old man. Give it to me, old man! 229 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,001 You want it? You want your phone? 230 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,770 Yeah! 231 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,446 No wonder she's always just so angry. 232 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,888 You can't give in to her. Not ever. You have to keep fighting. 233 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,884 If she wants sexy, give her sexy. 234 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,081 [School Bell Rings] 235 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,284 So here's the deal. 236 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,681 We're both new girls here, and new girls need to stick together. 237 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,167 Cool. First order of bestie business- boys. 238 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,487 Who've you got your eye on? Jake's kind of cute. 239 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,164 Oh, honey, no. Bad seed. 240 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,642 Come on. He's an artist. You mean pickup artist. 241 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,370 Marley, everywhere you go in this school, 242 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,966 you see wreckage of girls' hearts who thought the same thing as you. 243 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,361 And he's only been in this school for two weeks! 244 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,489 He's even been known to troll the girls' gym class. 245 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,803 Uh-uh. Let me be clear. He's a womanizer. 246 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,049 J." f Dance j 247 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,248 ♪ Superstar, where you from? ♪ 248 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,651 ♪ How's it going? ♪ 249 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,764 ♪ I know you got a clue what you're doing ♪ 250 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,049 ♪ You can play brand-new to all the other chicks out here ♪ 251 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,964 ♪ But I know what you are What you are ♪ 252 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,121 ♪ Baby A' 253 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,406 ♪ Look at you A' 254 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,602 ♪ Gettin' more than just a re-up ♪ 255 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,843 ♪ Baby, you got all the puppets with their strings up ♪ 256 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,410 ♪ Faking like a good one ♪ 257 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,891 ♪ But I call 'em like I see 'em ♪ 258 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,965 ♪ I know what you are What you are, baby; 259 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,883 ♪ Womanizer Woman-Womanizer ♪ 260 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,200 ♪ You're a womanizer; 261 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,645 ♪ Oh, womanizer; 262 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,802 ♪ Oh, you're a womanizer, baby ♪ 263 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:13,009 ♪ You, you, you are You, you, you are ♪ 264 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,731 ♪ Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer ♪ 265 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,687 [ Low, Electronic Voice ] ♪ Womanizer ♪ 266 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,046 ♪ Boy, don't try to front; 267 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,884 ♪ I-l know just-just what you are-are-are ♪ 268 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,371 ♪ Boy, don't try to front; 269 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,727 ♪ I-l know just-just what you are-are-are ♪ 270 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,926 - ♪ You ♪ n!' You got me goin' ♪ 271 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,684 - ♪ You ♪ - ♪ You're, oh, so charming ♪ 272 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,848 ♪ You ♪ ♪ But I can't do it; 273 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,524 ♪ You ♪ ♪ You womanizer; 274 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,967 ♪ Boy, don't try to front I-l know just-just what you are ♪ 275 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,691 ♪ I know who you are ♪ ♪ Boy, don't try to front; 276 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,091 ♪ I-l know just-just what you are-are-are ♪ 277 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,322 ♪ You ♪ ♪ You say I'm crazy'? A' 278 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,930 ♪ You ♪ ♪ I got your crazy ♪ 279 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,610 ♪ You ♪ ♪ You're nothing but a ♪ 280 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,881 ♪ You ♪ ♪ Womanizer ♪ 281 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,727 ♪ Maybe if we both lived in a different world ♪ 282 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,848 ♪ Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer ♪ 283 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,842 :No: 284 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,160 ♪ It would be all good ♪ 285 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,447 ♪ And maybe I could be your girl ♪ 286 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:56,885 ♪ But I can't, 'cause we don't ♪ 287 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,002 ♪ You ♪ ♪ Womanizer ♪ 288 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,560 ♪ Woman-Womanizer You're a womanizer; 289 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:05,122 ♪ Oh, womanizer Oh, you're a womanizer, baby; 290 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,283 ♪ You, you-you are You, you-you are ♪ 291 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,886 ♪ Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer ♪ 292 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,961 [ Low Electronic Voice ] ♪ Womanizer ♪ 293 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,327 ♪ Boy, don't try to front Don't try ♪ 294 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,243 - ♪ L-l know just-just what you are are-are ♪ - ♪ I know; 295 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,607 - ♪ Boy, don't try to front ♪ - ♪ Don't you try ♪ 296 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,648 - ♪ You ♪ - ♪ You got me going ♪ 297 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,803 -;You; -;Yea; -; But I can't do it; 298 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,962 ♪ You ♪ ♪ You womanizer; 299 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:30,045 - ♪ Boy, don't try to front ♪ - ♪ I know just who you are ♪ 300 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,482 ♪ Who-Who you are ♪ 301 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,166 ♪ You say I'm crazy I got your crazy ♪ 302 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,810 - ♪ You ♪ - ♪ You're nothing but a ♪ 303 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,604 - ♪ You ♪ - ♪ Womanizer; 304 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,842 ♪ Yea ' ♪ 305 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,888 We should hang out sometime. 306 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,970 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 307 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,401 Girl. Uh-uh. 308 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,323 [ Exhales] 309 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,087 ♪♪ F Headphones: Pop j Ninety-four. Ninety-five. 310 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,809 Ninety-six. Ninety-seven. 311 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,325 Hey, Brody! 312 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,561 Hey! Hey, Rachel. 313 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,246 - 200,000. - [ Laughs] 314 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,288 Hey, I miss seeing you in the showers. 315 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,569 I kinda need to ask you a favor. Okay. 316 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,645 So, Cassie said that I, uh, wasn't sexy. 317 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,722 You're crazy sexy. 318 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:22,124 No, um, I'm not, but, uh, I'd really love it if you would dance with me. 319 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,768 'Cause there aren't enough guys in my class- 320 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,003 Cassie doesn't allow upperclassmen to perform in her class. 321 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,930 She would have a fit. Got it. Got it. Sorry. 322 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,403 Which is why it would be so much fun to do it. 323 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,761 ♪ One, two, three Not only you and me ♪ 324 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,888 ♪ Got 180 degrees ♪ 325 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,885 ♪ And I'm caught 'm between countin' one, two, three ♪ 326 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,123 ♪ Peter, Paul and Mary getting down with 3P ♪ 327 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,766 ♪ Everybody loves counting ♪ 328 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,648 ♪ Everybody loves counting ♪ 329 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,247 ♪ Three is a charm Two is not the same ♪ 330 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,244 ♪ I don't see the harm So are you game? ♪ 331 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,245 ♪ Let's make a team Make 'em say my name ♪ 332 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,688 ♪ Love 'm the extreme Now are you game'? ♪ 333 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,969 ♪ Are you in? ♪ 334 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,886 ♪ Living in sin is the new thing ♪ 335 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,760 ♪ Are you in? ♪ 336 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,889 ♪ I am counting ♪ 337 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,645 ♪ One, two, three Not only you and me ♪ 338 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,848 ♪ Got 180 degrees ♪ 339 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:34,367 ♪ And I'm caught in between counting one, two, three ♪ 340 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,525 ♪ Peter, Paul and Mary getting down with 3P ♪ 341 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,080 ♪ Everybody loves counting ♪ 342 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,448 ♪ What we do is innocent ♪ 343 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,241 ♪ Just for fun and nothing meant; 344 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,881 ♪ If you don't like the company ♪ 345 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,249 ♪ Let's just do it, you and me ♪ 346 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,524 ♪ Or three ♪ 347 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,806 ♪ Or {our ♪ 348 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,123 - ♪ On the floor; up; [ Harmonizing ] 349 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:10,529 ♪ On the floor; ♪ On the floor; 350 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,490 ♪ One, two, three Not only you and me ♪ 351 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,369 ♪ Got 180 degrees ♪ 352 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,967 ♪ And I'm caught in between counting one, two, three ♪ 353 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,482 ♪ Peter, Paul and Mary getting down with 3P ♪ 354 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,324 ♪ Everybody loves counting ♪ 355 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,323 - 3 One, two, “wee 3 - 3 One, two, three 3 356 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,121 ♪ Peter, Paul and Mary getting down with 3P ♪ 357 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,201 ♪ Everybody loves counting ♪♪ 358 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,169 - [ Buzzing ] - [ Screams ] 359 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,890 - What are you doing? - Coach Sylvester's taken away my high pony. 360 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,088 If I can't have my high pony, I don't want any hair at all. 361 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,366 - [ Buzzing ] - No! - No! 362 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,851 Brittany S. Pierce. 363 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,127 What do you say to reports you've gone off the rails? 364 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,202 Leave me alone, J.B.l.! 365 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,005 What's going on in your head right now? Leave me alone, J.B.l.! 366 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,248 Wh-What are you thinking? There's no comment! 367 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,448 Just talk to me! Leave me alone! 368 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,682 -[Jacob] Are you getting this? - [ Shutter Clicks ] 369 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,009 [ Shouting, Yelling ] Should we do something? 370 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,441 - There's your camera! - No. He deserves it. 371 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,409 I meant about Brittany's downward spiral. 372 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,370 I think the whole singing-at-her thing isn't really helping. 373 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,842 Probably what she misses most about Cheerios is being in the spotlight. 374 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,888 [ Brittany Yelling ] We should give her that. 375 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,770 [Screaming ] Leave her alone! 376 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,842 Leave Brittany alone! [ Sobbing ] 377 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,881 Whoa, whoa, whoa! No scootering in the hallway. 378 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,281 And Mr. McCarthy's physiology class is the other direction. 379 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,966 I'm protesting that class on religious grounds. 380 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,202 They make you dissect a pig, and I'm kosher. 381 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,965 What about English and algebra and gym? 382 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,520 I looked at your file. Seems like you're not attending them either. 383 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,082 Why are you on my back? I'm not one of your students. I'm not in Glee Club. 384 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,770 And that was my mistake. 385 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,922 No, thanks. I'm not looking to change. 386 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,163 Your brother was a train wreck, worse than you. 387 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,323 But even at his worst, he had a community. 388 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,403 He had friends. 389 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,448 I don't need friends. 390 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,005 [ Exhales] [School Bell Rings] 391 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,441 I almost didn't come. The other girls told me I was crazy for even bothering. 392 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,729 - You think they're right? - I think you're a guy who got hurt. 393 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,600 And I think the hair and the guitar and the jacket are all walls for that. 394 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,250 Well, y-you think too much. 395 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,448 At all my other schools, I was picked on. 396 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,729 I tried so hard to be what I thought they wanted me to be. 397 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,404 Just made it worse. 398 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:21,771 For the first time at this school, I feel like I can just... 399 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,330 be. 400 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,368 Glee Club is so lame. 401 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,886 What does Shyster have you guys singing? 402 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,411 It's Britney Spears week. 403 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:33,451 Yeah, see, I prefer music that uses actual instruments. 404 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,000 - Well, you haven't heard my version yet. - What song is it? 405 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,242 “You Drive Me Crazy.” 406 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,209 - I know I do. - [ Snickers ] 407 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,770 ♪♪ [ Guitar] 408 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:51,288 ♪ Baby, I'm so into you ♪ 409 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:55,200 ♪ You got that something What can I do? ♪ 410 00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:00,603 ♪ Baby, you spin me around ♪ 411 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:05,242 ♪ The earth is moving, but I can't feel the ground ♪ 412 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,484 ♪ Oh, that kind of lovin' ♪ 413 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:14,885 ♪ Turns a man to a slave ♪ 414 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,485 ♪ Oh-Oh-oh ♪ 415 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,040 ♪ That kind of lovin' ♪ 416 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:24,081 ♪ Sends a man right to his grave ♪ 417 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,329 ♪ You know I'm ♪ [ Both ] ♪ Crazy ♪ 418 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,402 ♪ Crazy ♪ 419 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:34,686 ♪ Crazy for you, baby ♪ 420 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:39,243 ♪ Crazy ♪ 421 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:43,609 ♪ Crazy for you, baby ♪ 422 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,126 ♪ Tell me ♪ 423 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,170 ♪ You're so into me ♪ 424 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,961 ♪ That I'm the only one you will see ♪ 425 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,651 ♪ Yeah ♪ 426 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,563 ♪ I'm not in the blue; 427 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,926 ♪ Oh-Oh ♪ 428 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,686 ♪ That I'm not wastin' my feelings on you ♪ 429 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,090 ♪ Every time ♪ 430 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,766 ♪ I look at you ♪ 431 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:12,289 ♪ My heart is jumping What can I do? ♪ 432 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,966 ♪ You drive me crazy; 433 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,367 ♪ I just can't sleep ♪ ♪ Crazy; 434 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,442 ♪ Crazy ♪ 435 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,045 ♪ I'm 'm too deep ♪ 436 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,442 ♪ You know I'm crazy; 437 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,643 ♪ But it feels all right; ♪ Crazy; 438 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,441 ♪ Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night; 439 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,490 ♪ You know I'm crazy; 440 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:38,531 ♪ Crazy 3 441 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,683 ♪ For you, baby ♪ 442 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:48,251 ♪ Crazy 3 443 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:54,521 ♪ For you, baby ' ♪ 444 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,525 You okay? 445 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,126 Yeah. It just got cold up here. 446 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,685 Here. 447 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,010 [ Chuckles ] 448 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,888 [School Bell Rings] 449 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,370 [ Phone Chimes] 450 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,522 Kiki, why is everybody in the Glee Club staring at me? 451 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,523 [ Kiki] Because those fools are jealous. 452 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,809 - Who's Kiki? - Kiki is Siri's super-smart older cousin... 453 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,486 who's really jealous of how famous Siri's gotten. 454 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,450 She lives inside this super-cheap phone I found at the Laundromat. 455 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,841 What size coffee is that? 456 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,365 Kiki, what size coffee am I drinking? 457 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,450 [ Chimes ] You 're drinking a settanta- 70 ounces of espresso. 458 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,443 [ Brittany] Thank you, Kiki. 459 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,241 - You're the only one I can trust now that Santana's too busy. - We're worried about you. 460 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,164 [ Blaine ] We know how hard it must have felt to get kicked off the Cheerios. 461 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,971 We want to help you get back on your feet and start performing again. 462 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,010 You should be the lead performer at the pep assembly on Friday. 463 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,890 That's great. But there's only one problem. I have to lip-synch. 464 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,042 W-We don't lip-synch in Glee. 465 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,407 Well, my voice is too weak to sing live. 466 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,882 I've been up every night yelling at the shrubs in my yard that have been making fun of me. 467 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,530 This sounds like a terrible idea. 468 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,090 We'll record the song in advance. 469 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,889 I'll choreograph an amazing routine... 470 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,122 without having to worry about anybody running out of breath, 471 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,123 and Mr. Schuester will never know the difference. 472 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,762 Lots of performers do this now. Kristen Stewart. James Earl Jones. 473 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,010 [ Phone Chimes] 474 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,043 Kiki, is it a good idea for me to lip-synch at the pep assembly? 475 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,010 It's not a good idea. 476 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,811 It's a great idea. Can I get you another settanta? 477 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,445 [School Bell Rings] 478 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,211 You're late. And dressed like a Walgreens underwear model. 479 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,328 What are you doing here, Brody? 480 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,448 I asked Brody to come in and help me with a little routine. 481 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,967 And you just love helping people, don't you? Especially the ingenues. 482 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,283 And the reason why I'm dressed all Bob Fosse-chic is because I wanted to show you... 483 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,727 that I do have what it takes to be sexy. 484 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,121 Sexy enough to play Evita, Roxie and Charity. 485 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,726 Show me what you've prepared. 486 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,282 Some of the dancers are gonna help out as well. Lights. 487 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,211 ♪♪ [ Piano] 488 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,568 ♪ I think I did it again; 489 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,291 ♪ I made you believe ♪ 490 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,250 ♪ We're more than just friends ♪ 491 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:27,804 ♪ Oh, baby, it might seem like a crush ♪ 492 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,326 ♪ But it doesn't mean ♪ 493 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,483 ♪ That I'm serious ♪ 494 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:38,726 ♪ 'Cause to lose all my senses ♪ 495 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,885 ♪ That is just so typically me ♪ 496 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,009 ♪ Oh, baby, baby A' 497 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,287 ♪ You see, my problem is this ♪ 498 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,806 ♪ I'm dreaming away: 499 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,851 ♪ Wishing that heroes, they truly exist ♪ 500 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,531 ♪ I cry, watching the days ♪ 501 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,410 ♪ Can't you see I'm a fool ♪ 502 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,211 ♪ In so many ways? ♪ 503 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,204 ♪ Oops, I did it again ♪ 504 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,760 ♪ I played with your heart ♪ 505 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,411 ♪ Got lost in the game ♪ 506 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,204 ♪ Oh, baby, baby A' 507 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,045 ♪ Oops, you think I'm in love ♪ 508 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:29,920 ♪ That I'm sent from above ♪ 509 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,004 ♪ I'm not that innocent; 510 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,809 ♪ Oops, I did it again ♪ 511 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,127 ♪ To your heart ♪ 512 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,569 ♪ Got lost in this game Oh, baby ♪ 513 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,768 ♪ GODS, you think; 514 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,890 ♪ That I'm sent from above ♪ 515 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,646 ♪ I'm not that innocent; 516 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,486 ♪ Oops, I did it again I played with your heart ♪ 517 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,329 ♪ Got lost in the game ♪ 518 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,971 ♪ Oh-ohh-ohh ♪ 519 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,691 ♪ Oops, think I'm in love ♪ 520 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:18,560 ♪ That I'm sent from above ♪ 521 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,281 ♪ I'm not that innocent ♪♪ 522 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,606 So what do you think, Ms. July? 523 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,728 Am I ready to learn the tango? 524 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,246 Look, you can memorize a routine. So what? 525 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,527 - Rachel was incredible. - You were incredible. 526 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,047 She was okay. And that song? Garbage. Whose idea was that? 527 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:41,603 You want truth? Fine. Maria Von Trapp. Willy Loman. Shrek. 528 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,001 Those are the roles that are appropriate for your level of sex appeal. 529 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,570 You're just jealous of me. 530 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,324 - Of all of us. - Rachel, don't. 531 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,647 No, because we have our entire careers ahead of us, 532 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,404 and yours ended before it even began. 533 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,802 We're the future, and you're just some YouTube joke. 534 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,563 You're done. Get out of my class. 535 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,927 Get out of my class! Out! 536 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,844 [ School Bell Rings ] 537 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,324 - Is that all I get, Jumbo? - Why so stingy? 538 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,609 - They must let you eat all those leftovers, huh? - Quit it. That's my mom. 539 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,529 Whoa! You came out of that? 540 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,291 Were you an only child, or do you have a twin who's still in there? 541 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,250 - [ Snickering ] - Dude, imagine the size of her dumps. 542 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,688 Enough. Say you're sorry. To both of them. 543 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,684 You know what? Screw it. 544 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,000 [Grunting, Shouting ] 545 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:43,005 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on, tough guy! You're coming with me. 546 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,404 In. [Sighs] 547 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,888 This is garbage. Those guys suck, and I'm the one being dragged to see Figgins? 548 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,408 I'm not taking you to see Figgins. He's taking you to see me. 549 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,689 Jake Puckerman, I'd like to introduce you to your brother, Noah. 550 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,007 I'll leave you two alone. 551 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,008 You look more like Dad than I do. 552 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,923 He never told me about you when I was a kid, 553 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,045 but I do remember my mom and dad arguing about a baby and some slut waitress. 554 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,044 That would be my mom. 555 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,090 Schuester called you to come and straighten me out. 556 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,401 You're wasting your time. I'm fine. 557 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,482 And you are not my brother. 558 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,005 You think you're a badass? 559 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,890 Nailing a bunch of chicks, beating up some punks in the cafeteria? 560 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,485 I'm the original badass. 561 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,847 I had my first threesome at seven, and once I beat up a police horse. 562 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,844 So what, are you gonna kick my ass if I don't get myself together? 563 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,487 I know what it feels like to be scared that you're not important... 564 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,131 or smart or worth anything. 565 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,565 We had the same dad, bro. 566 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,802 I know what it feels like to spend all day... 567 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,804 trying to prove something to someone who's never gonna give two craps about you. 568 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,280 I rode my motorcycle, I played my ax, 569 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,966 I banged every chick in this place twice. 570 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,486 And you know what? None of it made me a man. 571 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,040 What made me a man was sitting here in this room, singing songs I hated... 572 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,441 next to the biggest collection of losers you've ever seen. 573 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,488 Them and Mr. Schue made me a man. 574 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,006 And if you come in here, it'll make you one too. 575 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,162 Think about it for a couple days. 576 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,449 I got to get back to L.A. 577 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,841 I got a date with the chick who was third runner-up on The Bachelor. 578 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,206 One thing. 579 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,284 Whether you join Glee Club or not, you're my brother. 580 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,522 [ Feedback ] [ Thumping Microphone] 581 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,165 Quiet, please, children. 582 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,851 Shh. 583 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:35,801 Welcome, children, to McKinley High's annual fall assembly, 584 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,965 where we gather to celebrate teen pep. 585 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,520 Before we begin, a few announcements. 586 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,409 First and foremost, 587 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,721 I wish to address the rumor... 588 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,724 that I like to be milked like a cow... 589 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:54,442 because my breasts are filled with delicious, wholesome milk. 590 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,602 That rumor is untrue. 591 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,489 And now, without further ado, 592 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,485 it's time for a performance of music to be enjoyed by all. 593 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,531 Brittany, shouldn't you be stretching or... warming up or something? 594 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,041 Do you need a baby wipe? You have Cheeto hands and Cheeto mouth. 595 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,600 - I'm fine, thank you. - [ Sighs ] 596 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,968 It is my honor to introduce McKinley High's New Directions! 597 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,566 [Applause ] 598 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,844 It's Britney, bitch. ♪♪ [ Dance] 599 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,402 ♪ I see you ♪ 600 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,568 ♪ And I just wanna dance with you ♪ 601 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,684 [ Chuckling ] 602 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,808 ♪ Every time they turn the lights down ♪ 603 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,601 ♪ Just wanna go that extra mile for you ♪ 604 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,202 - ♪ You got me ♪ - ♪ My display of affection ♪ 605 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,411 ♪ Feels like no one else in the room ♪ 606 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,648 - ♪ But you ♪ - ♪ We can get down ♪ 607 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,324 ♪ Like there's no one around ♪ 608 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,408 - ♪ We keep on rockin' ♪ - [Whispering ] ♪ We keep on rockin' ♪ 609 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,925 ♪ We keep on rockin' ♪ 610 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,286 ♪ Oh, are you'? A' 611 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,045 ♪ Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing ♪ 612 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,771 ♪ They keep watching ♪ ♪ They keep watching ♪ 613 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,366 ♪ Feels like the crowd is saying ♪ 614 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,807 ♪ Gimme, gimme more, gimme more ♪ 615 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,291 ♪ Gimme, gimme more; 616 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,840 ♪ Gimme, gimme more, gimme, gimme; 617 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,442 ♪ Gimme more, gimme, gimme more, gimme more; 618 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,808 ♪ Gimme, gimme more; 619 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,245 ♪ Gimme, gimme; 620 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,288 They're lip-synching! 621 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,446 ♪ accuse! 622 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,170 - ♪ I just can't ♪ - [ Students Booing, Jeering ] 623 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,766 ♪ Control myself ♪ 624 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,763 :0“: 625 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,729 ♪ They want more? ♪ 626 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,724 ♪ Well, I'll give them more ♪♪ 627 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,043 ♪♪ f Ends j [ Booing, Jeering Continue ] 628 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,044 In the 58-year history of the William McKinley High School Glee Club, 629 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,369 there has never been such a debacle! 630 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,364 We do not lip-synch ever! 631 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,807 We're sorry, Mr. Schue. We were just trying to help Brittany out. 632 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,406 Lip-synching is the equivalent of blood doping in professional sports! 633 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,689 Every gain we've made in the last three years has been wiped out. 634 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,644 And I'm not just talking about our reputation here at McKinley. 635 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,127 If the National Show Choir Board of Review gets wind of this, 636 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,726 we could be barred from competing. 637 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,326 What do you have to say for yourself, Brittany? 638 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,164 To quote the legend herself, 639 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,641 “If I met me, I would say a quick hello... 640 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,200 and then think I was a really nice girl.” 641 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,090 And I resign from Glee Club, effective immediately. 642 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,885 I'm working. 643 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,367 I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. 644 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,090 All those things that I said to you, 645 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,845 they were completely wrong a-a-and out of line. 646 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,968 I felt like you were picking on me for no reason. 647 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,011 Stop... talking. 648 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,082 [ Groans ] Look. 649 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,560 You lost it and you lashed out, 650 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,529 same as I did 10 years ago. 651 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,241 Except all it took for you to snap was a little honest feedback... 652 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,846 in, excuse me, dance class. 653 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,571 And you expect to make it on Broadway, 654 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,889 where all there is is scrutiny and judgment? 655 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,564 I'm really sorry- 656 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,484 And what if someone taped your little outburst... 657 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,040 and then posted it on the Internet? 658 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,326 You'd never get cast. 659 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,129 You have one chance. 660 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,363 You screw it up, you're done. 661 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,522 You're that crazy actress. 662 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,888 And why would anybody want to work with you? 663 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,564 Because you're good. 664 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,728 I was great. 665 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,084 But it doesn't make a difference, 666 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,891 'cause I wasn't ready for the pressure. 667 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,726 Believe me, it's a whole lot more vicious out there than it is in here. 668 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,802 That's why I pick on my students. 669 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,882 I want them to be ready. 670 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,924 Well, I-l know that I'm not there yet. 671 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,889 Not even close. 672 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,601 And if I had my choice, I wouldn't let you back in my class. 673 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,921 I don't believe in second chances. 674 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,650 I know they don't exist. 675 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,609 Unfortunately for me, 676 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,082 school policy says you get a warning. 677 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,881 [ Exhales] 678 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,324 So- So you're in. 679 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,323 And on probation and dance belt duty. 680 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,402 Hand-washed, all of them. 681 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,688 You're dismissed, Schwimmer. 682 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,048 Don't forget the hamper on your way out. 683 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,526 Four, five, six, seven. 684 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,721 I got your note to come meet you here. Thanks for drawing the map. 685 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,764 Yeah, I always keep it in my pocket in case someone steals my compass. 686 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,810 Look, I know what you're up to. 687 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,963 The lip-synching, beating up Jacob Ben Israel. 688 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,530 You're intentionally hitting rock bottom. 689 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,683 So I can make a glorious comeback, just like Britney. 690 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,401 I mean, look at her. She got paid $14 million to be on X Factor. 691 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,130 She looks great. 692 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,601 She has an amazing perfume you can smell from miles away. 693 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,809 No matter what happened to her, she just came back stronger. 694 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,680 Right. Consider this the last stop on the Train Wreck Express- 695 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,250 an intervention. 696 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,402 Thank you. 697 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,528 I'm so ready to come back. 698 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,682 I'm just so sad that everybody's so mad at me. 699 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,684 I just think they didn't understand what you were up to. 700 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,280 Hmm. Yeah. 701 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,882 But you did. I think we just think the same. 702 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,962 Yeah, it's probably because we're both blond. 703 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,850 Are you okay? You still seem kind of bummed. 704 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,649 I don't know. 705 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,290 Santana would have understood. 706 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,125 And then she would have used mean words against anyone who got down on me. 707 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,607 You miss her, huh? I just miss the little things. 708 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,047 Like her laugh and the smell of her armpits. 709 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,602 Yes, we had interesting lady sex, but she was also my best friend. 710 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,160 Well, now you have a new friend, and he's blond. 711 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,565 I'm-I'm talking about me. 712 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,769 Now you just gotta figure out a way to get back on the Cheerios. 713 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,366 It's all part of the comeback. 714 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,482 I am here to inform you of your legal requirement... 715 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,166 to restore my high pony and put me back on the Cheerios. 716 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,490 I beg your pardon? 717 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,090 I studied the McKinley High Student Council Charter, 718 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,731 and it says that the senior class president continues his term... 719 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,564 until he or she graduates, 720 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,564 which... I never graduated, so, technically, I'm still president. 721 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,921 I drafted an executive order... 722 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,809 demanding that Brittany S. Pierce be reinstated... 723 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,724 as a member in good standing of the McKinley High Cheerios. 724 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,280 Brittany, take a seat. 725 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,207 This is clearly the plan of an idiot. 726 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,922 But a plan nonetheless, and one that required the barest modicum of human logic... 727 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,843 which, frankly, I thought was beyond you. 728 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,321 If you want to be back on the Cheerios, 729 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,846 I want you to graduate by the end of the year. 730 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,089 That means you're gonna have to turn those grades around. I'm already working on that. 731 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,731 Mr. Schuester eventually realized that my lip-synching was a cry for help... 732 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,404 and wanted to step up and take action. 733 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,445 He and Miss Pillsbury are spending one afternoon a week tutoring me. 734 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,602 Barack Obama. Yes! 735 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,966 Glenn Close. 736 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,010 Oh, good effort, Britt. Baby steps. 737 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,641 I got a C-minus on my U.S. History exam, 738 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,768 which the teacher bumped up two whole letter grades because I wrote in English... 739 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,571 instead of my secret language I invented in middle school. 740 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,011 Brittany, welcome back. 741 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,641 [ Invented Language] 742 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,409 What do you think? 743 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,084 Am I being too obvious? 744 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,484 He hasn't called you because he loves you, not because he's forgotten about you. 745 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,564 - Your freedom is a gift he's given you. Accept it. - I know. 746 00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:00,521 It's just so much freedom all at once that it's starting to feel like severe loneliness. 747 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,921 The only cure to loneliness is cake. 748 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,049 - [ Gasps ] - There's a great Italian bakery down the street. 749 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,049 - You don't mind going out at night? - Oh, no, it's cool. 750 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,051 If I walk around like a crazy person, yelling and twitching, people keep their distance. 751 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,282 [ Knocking ] 752 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,206 Well, hello there, kind sir. 753 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,282 Hey. Uh, I'm Brody. I'm Kurt. 754 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,484 Hi. 755 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,847 I was just gonna go get some cake. 756 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,287 Uh, I'll- [Whispering ] leave you two alone. 757 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,161 Sorry. 758 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,282 Wow. [ Giggles ] 759 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,727 - This is huge! - Yeah. 760 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,690 Too bad it took me 45 minutes on the train to get here. 761 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,401 I've lived here for three years, and I didn't even know there was a “J” train. 762 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,563 Wait, you took the train for 45 minutes just to come and see me? 763 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,766 Yep. 764 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,763 Sandwiched between some guy who said he was Jesus... 765 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,491 and two German tourists who were very lost. 766 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,682 But I came here to give you this orchid. 767 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,683 Apparently, it's good luck in a new place. 768 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,411 And they're kind of sexy, for a plant. 769 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,289 Thank you. I think it should go- 770 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,888 Oh, and I, uh- I wanted to tell you something that didn't feel appropriate over text. 771 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,485 What? 772 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,246 That I- I really liked dancing with you. 773 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,769 And I think that you- I think that you're really sexy. 774 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,607 And- Oh. 775 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,250 I can't. 776 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,125 I think you are amazing and- and- 777 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,720 and very, very, very sexy- 778 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,245 I just- 779 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,767 You're still in love with your boyfriend. 780 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,889 Here's the thing. I- I will respect your boundaries. 781 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,401 But just know that... 782 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,007 when we're together, whatever we're talking about, whatever we're doing, 783 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,082 I'm thinking of kissing you. 784 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,088 Enjoy the orchid. 785 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,242 [ Door Slides Closed ] 786 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,561 [School Bell Rings] 787 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,211 Uh, you think I could sit next to you in Glee Club? 788 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,685 I don't know anybody else. 789 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,683 You're going to join? 790 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,843 I didn't realize I had that powerful of an effect on you. 791 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,729 It wasn't you. 792 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,724 Well, it-it helped. I just- [ Sighs ] I don't know. 793 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,010 I get these feelings sometimes to punch someone or steal a cop car or kiss someone, 794 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,289 and I hear Glee Club might help them go away. 795 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,442 Even though it totally sucks balls. 796 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,888 I promise, it's not that bad. 797 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,691 Just stick with me, and I'll help you get through it. 798 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,081 Mmm. 799 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,730 It's nice to have a friend looking out for me. 800 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,962 Well, I owe you for what you did for my mom. 801 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,563 Oh, I just realized I'm still wearing your jacket. 802 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,644 - Looks pretty good on you. - Bet it looks better on me. 803 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,167 We're dating now. Didn't Jake tell you? 804 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,845 Uh, no, he didn't. 805 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:59,369 Uh, it's not... really my style to put a label on things. 806 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,851 You two make a great couple. 807 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,285 Bye. 808 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,570 [School Bell Rings] 809 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,884 [ Exhales] 810 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,725 All right. 811 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,441 Okay, let's give a big New Directions welcome to Jake Puckerman. 812 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,285 Hey, dude. Uh, me and your bro were practically best friends. 813 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,522 - Is it weird that I know him a lot better than you? - Welcome, bro. 814 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,841 God made you, and God doesn't make mistakes. 815 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,168 [ Coughs 1 816 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,402 - Mr. Schuester? - Yeah, Marley. 817 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,290 If it's all right, I'd like to sing one last Britney song. 818 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,926 Did that come out this morning? 'Cause we've scraped the bottom of that Britney barrel. 819 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,368 Not exactly. This is one of my favorite songs. 820 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,889 ♪ Notice me ♪ 821 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,761 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 822 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,922 ♪ Why are we ♪ 823 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,680 ♪ Strangers when ♪ 824 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,924 ♪ Our love is strong? ♪ 825 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,449 ♪ Why carry on without me? ♪ 826 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,923 ♪ Every time I try to fly I fall ♪ 827 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,642 ♪ Without my wings I feel so small ♪ 828 00:41:56,720 --> 00:42:00,441 ♪ I guess I need you, baby; 829 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:05,401 ♪ And every time I see you in my dreams ♪ 830 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,164 ♪ I see your face ♪ 831 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,686 ♪ You're haunting me ♪ 832 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,924 ♪ I guess I need you, baby; 833 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,841 ♪ I may have made it rain ♪ 834 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,610 ♪ Please forgive me ♪ 835 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,765 ♪ My weakness caused you pain ♪ 836 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:33,802 ♪ And this song's my sorry ♪ 837 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,411 ♪ At night I pray; 838 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:49,243 ♪ That soon your face will fade away ♪ 839 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,882 ♪ And every time I try to fly I fall ♪ 840 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,568 ♪ Without my wings I feel so small ♪ 841 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,401 ♪ I guess I need you, baby; 842 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,724 ♪ And every time I see you in my dreams ♪ 843 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,690 ♪ I see your face ♪ 844 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,649 ♪ You're haunting me ♪ 845 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:15,566 J I guess I need you, baby♪. 846 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,085 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 847 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,369 ♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizing] 848 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,889 J." 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