1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:01,190 So here's what you missed on Glee... 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,750 I needed you around, and you weren't there. 3 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,080 Blaine cheated on Kurt and they broke up, 4 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:05,930 and Rachel and Finn broke up, too, and Finn 5 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:08,190 has no idea what he wants to do with his life. We're done. 6 00:00:08,220 --> 00:00:09,690 Jake has his eye on Marley, 7 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,590 which Kitty's really not happy about, 8 00:00:11,610 --> 00:00:12,860 and Emma's not sure she wants to leave McKinley 9 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:14,690 to go to Washington with Will. 10 00:00:14,730 --> 00:00:16,780 And that's what you missed on Glee. 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,440 Why do I always feel so at home in a tire shop? 12 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:27,710 - That was a joke. - What do you want, Artie? 13 00:00:27,740 --> 00:00:28,940 I got a lot of work to do. 14 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,110 I just wanted to check in on you. 15 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,240 You've had a rough couple of months, 16 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,440 and I thought maybe you could use a friend. 17 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:33,550 It's not that bad. 18 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:35,110 I just embarrassed myself out of the army, 19 00:00:35,130 --> 00:00:36,780 lost Rachel completely, 20 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,280 and now I'm back in my hometown working in a tire shop. 21 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,950 Figure maybe my luck will change soon 22 00:00:40,970 --> 00:00:42,050 and one of the lifts will break, 23 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:43,290 and I'll get crushed by a car. 24 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:47,230 I'm sorry, Artie. 25 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:48,760 I appreciate what you're doing, you're a great friend. 26 00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:50,100 I'm just kind of sitting back and looking 27 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,800 at the next 60 years of my life. 28 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:53,300 It just sort of makes me want to puke. 29 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,980 But it is what it is. 30 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:56,130 Do you remember what I said 31 00:00:56,150 --> 00:00:57,740 when I dedicated that song to you last year? 32 00:00:57,770 --> 00:01:00,110 That you were my friend, my hero. 33 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:01,940 I'm not gonna let you bury yourself in self-pity, Finn. 34 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:03,330 You're better than that. 35 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,240 You know, I've heard that a lot all my life, Artie. 36 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,250 That I'm better than I think I am. 37 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,150 Well, look around. 38 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,620 - Maybe I'm not. - You just lost 39 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:12,480 your confidence because you forgot your place. 40 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:13,650 You're a creative person. 41 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:15,590 You need to find an artistic outlet. 42 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:16,990 Come codirect the musical with me. 43 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,460 - Grease was your idea. - I don't know 44 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:19,960 how to direct a musical, Artie. 45 00:01:19,990 --> 00:01:21,510 Directing is about having an idea 46 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,160 and convincing everyone around you to make it happen. 47 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:24,260 I don't think so. 48 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,680 Fine. 49 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,670 Then I'm not doing it, either, 50 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,180 which means there is no musical. 51 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:31,470 You can't do that, man, hold the musical hostage. 52 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,840 That's like terrorism. 53 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,370 Basically, Olivia Newton-John is strapped to my chest, 54 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:37,110 and unless you codirect with me, 55 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,190 I'm gonna blow her up. 56 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:40,510 I'm serious, Finn. 57 00:01:40,530 --> 00:01:42,650 Trust me, as your friend, you need to do this. 58 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,030 Just so you can look at the first month 59 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:45,320 of the next 60 years of your life 60 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:46,320 and not want to puke. 61 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:47,870 Auditions are tomorrow. 62 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,530 As president and vice president, we can pretty much decree 63 00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:05,400 which ever parts we want, right? 64 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,810 I'm not sure I'm gonna do the musical this year. 65 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,140 I'm not in the right headspace to do a project like Grease. 66 00:02:11,180 --> 00:02:14,210 Since Kurt and I broke up, I haven't slept, 67 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:15,710 I lost my appetite. 68 00:02:15,730 --> 00:02:17,230 I don't even gel on week. 69 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:18,320 This is pretty serious, then. 70 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:21,990 Sam, Kurt was my soul mate. 71 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:25,390 We talked about spending the rest of our lives together. 72 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:27,580 About retiring in Provincetown 73 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:29,580 and buying a lighthouse and starting an artists' colony. 74 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:31,030 And now he won't even return my calls. 75 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:33,030 He won't text me. 76 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,250 And that gilmore girls box set 77 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,230 I sent him was returned to me, unopened. 78 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,500 He's gone. 79 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:40,910 Maybe forever. 80 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,920 Dude, I get it, except for the lighthouse part. 81 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,080 But look, everybody's been there. 82 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:45,380 You'll get through it. 83 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:03,390 ♪ Guess mine is not the first 84 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:06,930 ♪ heart broken 85 00:03:06,950 --> 00:03:12,940 ♪ my eyes are not the first to cry ♪ 86 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,910 ♪ I'm not the first to know 87 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:22,750 ♪ there's just no getting over you ♪ 88 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:29,140 ♪ I know I'm just a fool 89 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:32,470 ♪ who's willing 90 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,810 ♪ to sit around 91 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,930 ♪ and wait for you 92 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,470 ♪ but, baby, can't you see 93 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,070 ♪ there's nothing else for me 94 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:49,140 ♪ to do 95 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:55,150 ♪ I'm hopelessly devoted to you ♪ 96 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,080 ♪ but now 97 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,340 ♪ there's nowhere 98 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,750 ♪ to hide 99 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:04,960 ♪ since you pushed my love aside ♪ 100 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:08,630 ♪ I'm out of my head 101 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:13,520 ♪ hopelessly devoted to you 102 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:16,940 ♪ hopelessly devoted 103 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:20,860 ♪ to you 104 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:24,280 ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 105 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:31,900 ♪ hopelessly devoted to you 106 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:38,190 ♪ my head is saying, "fool", 107 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:40,690 ♪ forget him" 108 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:43,290 ♪ my heart is saying 109 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:47,830 ♪ "don't let go" 110 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:50,340 ♪ hold on to the end 111 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:52,220 ♪ that's what 112 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:56,980 ♪ I intend to do 113 00:04:57,010 --> 00:05:04,230 ♪ I'm hopelessly devoted to you ♪ 114 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:07,520 ♪ but now there's nowhere 115 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:10,150 ♪ to hide 116 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:13,490 ♪ since you pushed my love aside ♪ 117 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:16,390 ♪ I'm out of my head 118 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:20,400 ♪ hopelessly devoted 119 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,900 ♪ to you 120 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,500 ♪ hopelessly devoted 121 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:28,270 ♪ to you 122 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:32,590 ♪ ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 123 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:36,710 ♪ hopelessly devoted 124 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:40,100 ♪ to you 125 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,520 ♪ ooh. 126 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:50,900 Say something. 127 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:52,400 Like what? 128 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:54,530 I think I speak for both of us when I say 129 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:56,870 that though you auditioned with a Sandy song, 130 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:59,570 you are the Danny Zuko of our dreams. 131 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,440 - Right? - Yeah, yeah, totally. 132 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:03,290 - You were awesome. - Amazing. 133 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,540 I can't. 134 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:05,860 I'm sorry, I just can't, Finn. 135 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:07,610 I didn't want to let you down, 136 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:09,950 but Grease is a romance, 137 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:14,890 and how can I play any of the scenes if I have ruined mine? 138 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,920 The truth of Danny Zuko. 139 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,220 Thank you for letting me audition, but I... I just can't. 140 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:20,730 But wait. 141 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,060 Is there any part you think 142 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,230 you could play? 143 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:24,810 I don't think so. Maybe... 144 00:06:24,850 --> 00:06:26,260 Maybe Teen Angel. 145 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,270 It's only one scene, 146 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,630 but probably not. 147 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,820 Wow, I've never seen Blaine so... 148 00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:38,080 Masterpiece theater. 149 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:39,480 Look, sorry, man. I know you're just trying to help, 150 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,910 but this is a bad idea. 151 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:45,620 Finn, hold up. 152 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:47,090 What was a bad idea? 153 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,590 Me directing. 154 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:50,470 I'm not qualified for any of this, Artie. 155 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,120 You have to trust your instincts. 156 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,790 But also, part of being a good director 157 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,630 is surrounding yourself with the right people. 158 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:59,130 The right choreographer and the right vocal Coach, right? 159 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,930 It is. Just trust me. 160 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:02,630 So I called in some favors, 161 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:06,220 and the cavalry has just arrived. 162 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:25,170 School arts programs are going the way of the dinosaur. 163 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:27,630 Even the basics like choir and band are disappearing. 164 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:28,830 No one is disputing that. 165 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:31,300 All I'm saying is if I go with Will to Washington... 166 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:33,300 Our relationship will only grow. 167 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:35,170 This is not just a once-in-a-lifetime experience 168 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,680 for me, but for both of us. 169 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,370 And I feel that Emma is dismissing it. 170 00:07:38,390 --> 00:07:39,720 And I feel like Will just assumes 171 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:40,910 I'm gonna happily drop everything, 172 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,390 play the part of the dutiful, 173 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,840 1950s housewife, 174 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,560 even though we're not even married yet. 175 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,840 She's made this analogy several times. 176 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,210 And that my job and my life and my dreams 177 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:52,020 are somehow secondary to that. I'm sorry, 178 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:53,650 but am I wrong for feeling that way? 179 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,400 Pumpkins, Bear Bryant once said, 180 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,020 "feelings aren't right or wrong. 181 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,320 They just are." 182 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,930 My relationship with Cooter, it was more sour 183 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,750 than Brian Urlacher's compression shorts. 184 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:05,430 That doesn't mean true blue 185 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:06,860 sweeties like yourselves 186 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,550 aren't gonna have a flag on the play. 187 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:10,330 Take a timeout. Call an audible. 188 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:11,670 It's all about knowing 189 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,500 when to pass and when to punt. 190 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:16,220 That's very insightful, but... 191 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:18,560 Shannon's right. Time-out, time-out. 192 00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:20,850 Emma, I made a mistake when I first talked to you about this. 193 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:24,020 So let me just rewind and start from scratch. 194 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:25,750 Oh, don't look like that, Emma. 195 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:27,770 Emma, Emma, I love you 196 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,690 with every fiber of my being. 197 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,360 And no matter where we go or what we do, 198 00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:34,960 I want us to always be together. 199 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:36,690 This time, it's Washington. 200 00:08:36,730 --> 00:08:38,930 Next time, it can be anywhere you want to go. 201 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:44,900 So, I'm asking my partner, my equal partner... 202 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:46,370 to join me. 203 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:49,070 Would you consider it? 204 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:54,110 I'll go. 205 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:55,750 You... you sure? 206 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,720 We have plenty of girls auditioning for Sandy, 207 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,590 but we're gonna have a serious Danny Zuko problem 208 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:07,960 if Blaine can't do it. 209 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,630 What are the other options? 210 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,960 How about Sam? 211 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,460 He's got his heart set on Kenickie. 212 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,730 Uh, "Greased Lightning" is my cell phone ringtone, 213 00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:16,930 and I've been knocked out by a car door before, 214 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,740 so I was really looking forward to re-creating 215 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:20,970 the reality of that moment onstage. 216 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:22,640 - Joe Hart? - Won't cut his dreads. 217 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:23,970 I look like Erykah Badu. 218 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,310 Wait, what about Puck's brother? Can't he sing? 219 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:29,660 - Not interested. - Why is it that we can't find 220 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,150 one dude to play the lead in the school play? 221 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:33,730 Well, there aren't a lot of dudes like you. 222 00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:35,000 Even Mr. Shue had that problem 223 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,450 when he first started Glee Club. 224 00:09:36,490 --> 00:09:37,990 That's why he went looking for you. 225 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,970 Get them up! 226 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,690 Get your knees up. Let's go. 227 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,310 Hey, Coach. 228 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:58,780 Finn. There's no prize for running the slowest! 229 00:09:58,810 --> 00:10:00,310 Come on! 230 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,280 Good-looking bunch of recruits this year. 231 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,780 Idiots on patrol. 232 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,370 But I'll knock them into shape. 233 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,650 Heck, I coached you to a state championship. 234 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:09,950 I'm kidding. 235 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:11,360 You're one of a kind. 236 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:13,320 I just wish you still believed that. 237 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,190 Thanks, Coach. 238 00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:18,500 It's just kind of hard to feel that way about myself right now. 239 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,960 Give it time. 240 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,880 You're going through the biggest change in your life. 241 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,090 Guys like you always find their way. 242 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,810 You think you got any guys like that out here today? 243 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,810 Searching for some recruits of my own. 244 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,230 We need a male lead for the musical. 245 00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:39,220 What's his story? 246 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:41,050 Ryder Lynn, sophomore. 247 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:43,240 I think he flunked out of his old school, 248 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:44,660 so they transferred him here. 249 00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:46,910 Sweet enough kid, 250 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:49,330 but he's a loner and can't learn to play for his life, 251 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,750 and if you ask me, I say he's got a lazy streak. 252 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:54,400 Moves good, though. 253 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,030 You want to know the thing about you that makes you special? 254 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,500 It's not the singing or the dancing 255 00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:00,000 or the way you threw the ball. 256 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,620 It's that you could move people. 257 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:06,040 Figure that Ryder kid's got anything like that in him? 258 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,850 Maybe. 259 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,930 If he had the right guy showing him the way. 260 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,100 Are you kidding me? Huddle up! 261 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,800 Get over there! 262 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:21,780 Hey, this is the girls' bathroom. 263 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,800 I sit when I pee. 264 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,800 How psyched are you for Grease auditions? 265 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,890 I want Sandy... so bad. 266 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,220 - I'm not auditioning. - What?! 267 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:31,560 Why not? You know you'd get a part. 268 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:34,790 I don't want a part; I want the part, Rizzo. 269 00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:36,300 No offense, Sandra Dee, 270 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:37,960 but Rizzo's the money role of that show. 271 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,570 A hot bitch who thinks she's pregnant, 272 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,900 and turns out to have a heart of gold. 273 00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:42,100 It's basically my life story. 274 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:44,300 But they won't give me the role. 275 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,970 Everyone sees me in drag as a joke or stunt 276 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,640 when we're performing. 277 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,410 But it would feel as weird for me to play Danny Zuko 278 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,610 as it would for you. 279 00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,330 Artie and those guys know that. 280 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,080 Just tell them you want to audition for Rizzo, 281 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,920 and I'm sure they'll give you a chance. 282 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,500 You know, the casual eavesdropper, 283 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:59,950 hearing the feminine lilt of your voices, 284 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:02,120 would just assume you're a couple of regular gals 285 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,990 yappin' away in the crapper. 286 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:06,460 But then the unmistakable scent of talcum powder 287 00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:09,600 and day-old panty hose tells a different story. 288 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:12,270 Well, well, well, if it isn't McKinley High's very own 289 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:15,770 Tina stomach-Turner, and her trusty sidekick... 290 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,840 I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you 291 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:19,270 and I'm blanking. 292 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,340 But you, Urethra Franklin, 293 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,860 you are a boy and you are fooling no one. 294 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:26,550 You are smuggling more kielbasa under those gowns 295 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,980 than a homesick Polish lady trying to sneak through customs. 296 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,780 You can't say things like that. 297 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:32,520 Oh, I think you'll find I can say anything I want, 298 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:35,860 absolutely stunning, kind-faced, blue-eyed girl. 299 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:40,490 Now, I know full well that gender confusion 300 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:43,530 is the liberal media's new darling, 301 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:45,800 bored with drowning the nation's airwaves 302 00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:48,030 with tinny sitcoms so gay that you have to stretch 303 00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:50,000 a dental dam over your television set 304 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,470 in order to watch them safely. 305 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:54,060 The Hollywood communists are busy force-feeding us 306 00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:56,040 drag queen reality shows 307 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,730 and soft profiles of gender-confused 308 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,310 hormone-gobbling pre-teens, 309 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,900 who faint at the sight 310 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:04,520 of their own genitals. 311 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,910 There's no way in hell you're gonna play Rizzo. 312 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,760 I will not allow you 313 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,330 to unleash a teenage maelstrom 314 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,090 of gender-bent sexual confusion at this school, 315 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,830 so you can turn it around and make it a launch party 316 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:18,000 for your very own line of male girdles 317 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,250 and brand-new fragrance call "nut whiff." 318 00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:23,070 We don't care what you say. 319 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:24,670 We're both auditioning for that musical. 320 00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:31,850 ♪ White knuckles 321 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:35,080 ♪ and sweaty palms from 322 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,880 ♪ hanging on too tight 323 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,850 ♪ clench of jaw 324 00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:42,860 ♪ I've got another 325 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,430 ♪ headache again tonight 326 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,860 ♪ eyes on fire, eyes on fire 327 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,610 ♪ and the burn from all the tears ♪ 328 00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:51,730 ♪ I've been crying, I've been crying ♪ 329 00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:53,780 ♪ I've been dying over you 330 00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:55,870 ♪ tie a knot in the rope 331 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,370 ♪ trying to hold, trying to hold ♪ 332 00:13:58,410 --> 00:13:59,460 ♪ but there's nothing to grab 333 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,740 ♪ so I let go 334 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:04,240 ♪ I think I've finally had enough ♪ 335 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,110 ♪ I think I maybe think too much ♪ 336 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:08,050 ♪ I think this might be it for us ♪ 337 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,550 ♪ blow me one last kiss 338 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:12,290 ♪ you think I'm just too serious ♪ 339 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,420 ♪ I think you're full of it 340 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:18,290 ♪ my head is spinning, so blow me one last kiss ♪ 341 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,760 ♪ just when it can't get worse ♪ 342 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,300 ♪ I've had a bad day 343 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,730 ♪ you've had a bad day 344 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:26,730 ♪ we've had a bad day 345 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:28,270 ♪ I think that life's too short for this ♪ 346 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,140 ♪ I'll pack my ignorance and bliss ♪ 347 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,990 ♪ I think I've had enough of this ♪ 348 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,140 ♪ blow me one last kiss 349 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,810 ♪ da, da, da-da, da 350 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:41,000 ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh... 351 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,320 ♪ Blow me one last kiss 352 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,420 ♪ I will do what I please 353 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:47,650 ♪ anything that I want 354 00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:49,320 ♪ I will breathe, I will breathe ♪ 355 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,630 ♪ I won't worry at all 356 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,830 ♪ you will pay for your sins ♪ 357 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,850 ♪ you'll be sorry, my dear 358 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,020 ♪ all the lies, all the lies 359 00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,350 ♪ will be crystal clear 360 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:02,190 ♪ I think I've finally had enough ♪ 361 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,470 ♪ I think I maybe think too much ♪ 362 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:05,860 ♪ I think this might be it for us ♪ 363 00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:07,810 ♪ blow me one last kiss 364 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,840 ♪ you think I'm just too serious ♪ 365 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,310 ♪ I think you're full of it 366 00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,180 ♪ my head is spinning so 367 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,480 ♪ blow me one last kiss 368 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,620 ♪ La-la, la-la, da-da, da-da 369 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,700 ♪ La-la, la-la, da-da, da-da 370 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,790 ♪ La-la, la-la, da-da, da-da 371 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:24,540 ♪ blow me one last kiss 372 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:27,030 ♪ just when it can't get worse 373 00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:28,700 ♪ I've had a bad day 374 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,880 ♪ you've had a bad day 375 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,870 ♪ we've had a bad day 376 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,140 ♪ I think that life's too short for this ♪ 377 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,220 ♪ I'll pack my ignorance and bliss ♪ 378 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:39,140 ♪ I think I've had enough of this ♪ 379 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:41,890 ♪ blow me one last kiss. 380 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,180 Yeah! Bravo! 381 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,560 That had more energy 382 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,710 than the last three auditions combined. 383 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:50,230 Ladies, do you have any preference for the parts you want to play? 384 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:51,850 Sandy. Definitely Sandy. 385 00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:53,400 What about you, Wade? 386 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,770 I would like to play the role of Rizzo. 387 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,090 Hey, Mr. Clippenger. 388 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,180 Uh, you got a phone call in the teachers' lounge. 389 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,280 Why didn't they call my cell? 390 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,190 Hey, what are you doing? 391 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,760 Uh, studying. 392 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,520 In the study hall? I think you're the first. 393 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,060 Uh... 394 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,230 I've got to work twice as hard as everyone else 395 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,750 to do half as well. 396 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:37,060 I'm pulling a C-minus average since I got here, 397 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,120 and if I don't get it up to a B, 398 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,430 my parents are going to make me quit football, so... 399 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,640 Whatever it takes, you know? 400 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,270 I'm... I'm sorry... who are you again? 401 00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:46,410 Uh, Finn is my name. 402 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,610 I graduated last year. 403 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:49,130 Played football, too. Quarterback. 404 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,780 - Oh. Awesome. - I also had a C-minus average 405 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,130 in my sophomore year, 406 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,970 but I graduated with a B-plus. 407 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,120 Are you serious? 408 00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:58,080 - How did you do that? - Glee Club. 409 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,390 Learning the music and the choreography, 410 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,120 it just... opened up my brain somehow. 411 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,790 I'm not joining the Glee Club. 412 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,890 I mean, I hear it's fun, but... 413 00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:08,060 I've got too much on my plate already. 414 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,730 Start slow, then. Come try out for the musical. 415 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:12,900 Who knows? Maybe it could be like one of those gateway drugs. 416 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:15,100 I don't sing. Prove it. 417 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,140 Auditions are at 4:00 in the auditorium. 418 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,520 See you then. 419 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,620 Another one? 420 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:32,150 I don't understand. All I do is study. 421 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,840 - I haven't even seen Dark Knight Rises yet. - Oh, it was good. 422 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:37,210 Bane was a little hard to understand, but so evil. 423 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,680 A director's job is to make choices. 424 00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,260 You have to pick one. 425 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,680 I... I don't know anything about jukeboxes, Artie. 426 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,870 Well, that one is a zodiac jukebox, 427 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,100 this is a wurlitzer bubbler... 428 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,470 a knockoff, I'd imagine, 429 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:53,020 because an original goes for around 40 grand... 430 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:55,140 and that one is a seeburg... you may recognize it 431 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:56,680 from the opening credits of happy days. 432 00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:59,030 Oh! Happy days is a show from the '50s, 433 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,030 and so is Grease, so we should use this one, right? 434 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,850 No, that's the exact one we shouldn't use. 435 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,120 It's cliché. 436 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,620 I say we go with the zodiac. 437 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,650 But we're gonna have to change the records in it. 438 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:09,540 It's filled with classic rock from the '80s. 439 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,530 Hey. 440 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:17,880 Hey! 441 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,000 Auditions aren't till 4:00, but... 442 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,870 I just want to make sure I'm doing everything I can 443 00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:23,300 to make my grades, 444 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:24,870 and if I'm dumb, then so be it, 445 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,490 but I want to be sure I didn't miss anything. 446 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,040 Great. So you want to audition, then. 447 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:30,490 As long as I don't have to sing. 448 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,150 You know, I, uh... I used to be just like you. 449 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,220 I didn't think that I could do it, either... 450 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,690 but then... 451 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,020 I just did it. 452 00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:42,360 No thinking. 453 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,560 I... I just started singing and... 454 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,830 it just started coming out of me and... 455 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,580 it felt awesome. 456 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,860 Like a really good poop. 457 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,650 Bet you're a classic rock guy, right? 458 00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:59,090 Follow my lead. 459 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,040 ♪ Standing in the rain 460 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,380 ♪ with his head hung low 461 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:07,180 ♪ couldn't get a ticket 462 00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,750 ♪ it was a sold-out show 463 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:12,420 ♪ heard the roar of the crowd 464 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,750 ♪ he could picture the scene 465 00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,860 ♪ put his ear to the wall 466 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,280 ♪ then, like a distant scream 467 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:23,060 ♪ he heard one guitar 468 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,530 ♪ just blew him away 469 00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:27,930 ♪ he saw stars in his eyes 470 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:31,200 ♪ and the very next day 471 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,470 ♪ bought a beat-up six string 472 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:36,460 ♪ in a second-hand store 473 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:38,960 ♪ didn't know how to play it 474 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,120 ♪ but he knew for sure 475 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,800 ♪ that one guitar 476 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,140 ♪ felt good in his hands 477 00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:49,120 ♪ it didn't take long 478 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:52,910 ♪ to understand 479 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:55,630 ♪ so he started rockin' 480 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:57,980 ♪ ain't never gonna stop 481 00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,430 ♪ gotta keep on rockin' 482 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:03,100 ♪ someday he's gonna make it to the top ♪ 483 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:06,470 ♪ and be a jukebox hero 484 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:09,410 ♪ got stars in his eyes 485 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,000 ♪ he's a jukebox hero 486 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:17,500 ♪ yeah, jukebox hero 487 00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:19,340 ♪ oh, oh-oh 488 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,340 ♪ with that one guitar 489 00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:23,790 ♪ he'll come alive 490 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:26,130 ♪ come alive tonight 491 00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:38,170 ♪ Yeah, he's gotta keep a-rockin' ♪ 492 00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:39,440 ♪ he just can't stop 493 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:40,610 ♪ he just can't stop ♪ 494 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,510 ♪ gotta keep on rockin' 495 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:45,260 ♪ that boy has got to stay on top ♪ 496 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:49,350 ♪ he's gonna be a jukebox hero ♪ 497 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:52,150 ♪ got stars in his eyes 498 00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:57,360 ♪ yeah, he's just a jukebox hero ♪ 499 00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:00,530 ♪ jukebox hero 500 00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:04,460 ♪ jukebox hero 501 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:08,200 ♪ he's got stars in his eyes 502 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,390 ♪ stars 503 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:15,040 ♪ in his eyes... 504 00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,570 Man, that was awesome. 505 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,050 So what do you think? 506 00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:25,820 Should I audition? 507 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,850 Dude, you just did. 508 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:45,510 Hi. I'm Ryder Lynn. 509 00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,010 I know. 510 00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:49,180 I saw you in the football game on Saturday. 511 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,730 You're end zone dances are awesome. 512 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,390 - Ah... - I'm Marley. 513 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,720 I know. I know. Uh, your mom rules. 514 00:21:57,740 --> 00:22:00,080 She always sneaks me extra meatballs on spaghetti day. 515 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,110 - Really? - Uh-huh. 516 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,610 Wow, she must really like you. 517 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,530 Uh, Finn Hudson told me that you were probably 518 00:22:05,570 --> 00:22:07,030 gonna play Sandy in the school play. 519 00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:10,540 I thought if we were gonna be working together, I should say hi. 520 00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:11,950 I think they want me to play Danny. 521 00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:14,570 What's that cologne you're wearing, "Jealousy by you"? 522 00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:16,210 Uh, what am I jealous of? 523 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,460 Oh, just your girlfriend talking to the hottest guy at McKinley 524 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:20,600 who also happens to be a star football player 525 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,380 with yummy old-school Justin Bieber hair. 526 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,550 She's not my girlfriend. 527 00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:26,750 And who wants Justin Bieber hair? 528 00:22:26,770 --> 00:22:28,970 Half-black guys who can't grow it. 529 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:31,770 Sorry, but you had that coming since you broke up with me. 530 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,310 And nobody breaks up with me. 531 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,780 Which is why I've been telling people I dumped you 532 00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,400 because you have a gross third nipple. 533 00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:38,980 Now, if you'll excuse me... 534 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,400 Hey, Ryder. Hey, Mona. 535 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,660 It's Marley. 536 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:47,820 Oh, right, "Marley, " like the dead dog movie? 537 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,630 I heard you killed your Grease audition. 538 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:54,300 And I know you're excited about the prospect of playing Sandy 539 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:56,130 because everyone knows poor people don't have 540 00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:57,620 many opportunities to actually enjoy anything. 541 00:22:57,630 --> 00:22:58,920 Which is why it's gonna be 542 00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:00,800 such a bummer when I take the part from you. 543 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,620 - You're auditioning? - I am. 544 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,260 By the way, Ryder, you should know about this one's gene pool. 545 00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,840 She's only got a month or two before she starts ballooning 546 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,760 to her natural weight of 5, 000 pounds 547 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,660 and starts writing her memoir, fifty shades of gravy. 548 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:12,520 Wow, you're kind of a bitch. 549 00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:13,630 What'd she ever do to you? 550 00:23:13,650 --> 00:23:14,970 Besides trying to steal away 551 00:23:14,990 --> 00:23:16,990 my three-nippled ex-boyfriend? 552 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,270 You cast yourself as the poor little 553 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:20,290 simply adork-able nice girl. 554 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,640 But I know, and you know, 555 00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:23,480 and sweet baby Jesus in the manger knows 556 00:23:23,490 --> 00:23:27,700 what you really are, a scheming little kiss-ass. 557 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,330 I'm single, by the way. 558 00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:37,710 Sign me up, too. 559 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,330 I thought you were too cool for the school play. 560 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:42,550 Someone's got to keep you from killing Marley. 561 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,660 And keep Marley from fornicating Ryder. 562 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,020 I'm not as dumb as you look, Puckerman. 563 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:50,640 I have the perfect audition song for us. 564 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:51,950 Us? 565 00:23:53,690 --> 00:23:55,560 ♪ Ah... ♪ Ah... 566 00:23:55,610 --> 00:23:57,510 ♪ Ah... 567 00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,510 ♪ Hey, baby, won't you look my way? ♪ 568 00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:05,680 ♪ I could be your new addiction ♪ 569 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,490 ♪ hey, baby, what you gotta say? ♪ 570 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,660 ♪ all you're giving me is fiction ♪ 571 00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:17,710 ♪ I'm a sorry sucker, and this happens all the time ♪ 572 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,500 ♪ I found out that everybody talks ♪ 573 00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:23,540 ♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪ 574 00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:26,340 ♪ it started with a whisper 575 00:24:26,370 --> 00:24:29,180 ♪ and that was when I kissed her ♪ 576 00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:32,680 ♪ and then she made my lips hurt ♪ 577 00:24:32,710 --> 00:24:34,850 ♪ I can hear the chitchat 578 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,070 ♪ take me to your love shack 579 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,600 ♪ mama's always gotta backtrack ♪ 580 00:24:40,650 --> 00:24:45,560 ♪ when everybody talks back 581 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:48,080 ♪ hey, honey, you could be my drug ♪ 582 00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:51,530 ♪ you could be my new prescription ♪ 583 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,950 ♪ too much can be an overdose 584 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,900 ♪ all this trash talk make me itchin' ♪ 585 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,960 ♪ oh, my, my, dear 586 00:25:00,010 --> 00:25:02,590 ♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪ 587 00:25:02,630 --> 00:25:06,760 ♪ everybody talks too much, it started with a whisper ♪ 588 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,050 ♪ and that was when I kissed her ♪ 589 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,770 ♪ and then she made my lips hurt ♪ 590 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,260 ♪ I can hear the chitchat 591 00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:18,770 ♪ take me to your love shack 592 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:22,110 ♪ mama's always gotta backtrack ♪ 593 00:25:22,150 --> 00:25:25,310 ♪ when everybody talks back 594 00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:29,290 ♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪ 595 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,440 ♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪ 596 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:37,410 ♪ everybody talks, everybody talks back ♪ 597 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:41,110 ♪ it started with a whisper ♪ ♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪ 598 00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:43,500 ♪ and that was when I kissed her ♪ 599 00:25:43,550 --> 00:25:45,170 ♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪ 600 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:50,640 ♪ everybody talks, everybody talks back... ♪ 601 00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:52,640 Oh! 602 00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:55,790 Oh! Whoo! 603 00:25:55,810 --> 00:25:58,630 That was great, guys. 604 00:25:58,650 --> 00:26:01,970 Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. 605 00:26:01,990 --> 00:26:03,190 What's that called? 606 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,820 Callbacks. 607 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:07,610 I don't know. I feel like Kitty has the inside track on Sandy. 608 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,690 Sandy can't be brunette. 609 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,140 Oh, like Maria couldn't be black? 610 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,440 That was a year ago, Mercedes. Let it go. 611 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:16,120 Okay, so we call back all the Sandys and the Dannys. What about the rest? 612 00:26:16,150 --> 00:26:18,320 Brittany for cha-cha, she's the best dancer. 613 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:19,990 You know, Tina would make a great jan. 614 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,340 It's too bad she won't audition 615 00:26:21,370 --> 00:26:23,840 because she refuses to be in the same room with Mike. 616 00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:25,670 Okay, what about Rizzo? 617 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:28,040 Now, I know it's way outside of the box, 618 00:26:28,090 --> 00:26:29,710 but I like Unique for it. 619 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,830 He wants it so badly. 620 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,460 He's the best singer, too. 621 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,330 So, we cast a brunette as Sandy and a guy as Rizzo. 622 00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:37,350 - Who's directing this, Julie Taymor? - Think about how cool 623 00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:39,170 it would be to do something really different. 624 00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:41,020 Though I don't agree with your choices, 625 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:43,140 I appreciate your passion. 626 00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:45,690 It's nice to have the old Finn back. 627 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,310 Finn Hudson? 628 00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:50,230 In Principal Figgins' office now. 629 00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,990 Now, fatty! 630 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,820 The twin idiots seated before you are poised 631 00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:59,020 to cast the she-male-fabulous Unique Adams 632 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,540 as Rizzo in Grease; 633 00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:02,340 The already overly sexualized minstrel show 634 00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:06,380 featuring teen pregnancy and the ridiculously unnecessary 635 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,000 lubrication of lightning. 636 00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:10,500 If they succeed, they will set a legal precedent 637 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:13,170 that will clear the way for Unique to become a Cheerio! 638 00:27:13,210 --> 00:27:16,180 In the very year that I am set to notch my 1, 000th 639 00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:19,010 tournament victory and become the winningest coach 640 00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:20,730 in cheerleading history. 641 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,020 Wait. When did Unique say he wanted to be a Cheerio!? 642 00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:24,180 Sue, I don't understand. 643 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,190 Unique Adams is nothing more 644 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,220 than an attractive, buxom young woman 645 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,220 who's got it going on in all the right places. 646 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,440 She's a brick house, Sue! 647 00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:34,860 Uh, Principal Figgins, Sue's right about that. 648 00:27:34,890 --> 00:27:37,280 Unique is definitely a guy. 649 00:27:37,330 --> 00:27:39,280 - What? - I don't see what the big deal is. 650 00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:41,580 If Unique identifies as a girl and dresses 651 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:44,040 as a girl, she should be allowed to play one onstage. 652 00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:46,570 Cross-gendered casting is as old as theater itself. 653 00:27:46,590 --> 00:27:49,410 In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men. 654 00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:50,380 There's no way that's true. 655 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:51,710 In the last few years, 656 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:52,930 McKinley's become the kind of place 657 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,850 where all kinds of outcasts can feel free 658 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,720 to follow their dreams. I don't think that should change 659 00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:59,600 just because Coach Sylvester's a bigot. 660 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,520 You know, I'd think twice about calling someone a bigot 661 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,020 who's had gay Cheerios!, both male and female on her squad, 662 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,360 and who resigned her post as principal in protest 663 00:28:07,390 --> 00:28:09,030 because this school wasn't doing enough 664 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:11,030 to protect a gay student from being bullied! 665 00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:12,930 But you do have a point there, mashed potato pants. 666 00:28:12,950 --> 00:28:14,400 We've become somewhat of a 667 00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:16,940 progressive bubble here at McKinley High, and I think 668 00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:19,370 that's due to the fact that the Glee Club is being run 669 00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:21,440 by a strange, weepy man-child who has lotion 670 00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:23,240 in his hair, but no adult friends. 671 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,460 We live in Ohio. 672 00:28:24,490 --> 00:28:27,130 And if you choose to cast Rizzo with a naive, 673 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,460 gender-confused boy 674 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:32,470 in a dress, I guarantee you someone... 675 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,970 Is going to raise a very public stink about it, 676 00:28:35,010 --> 00:28:37,140 and I don't think that's fair. 677 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,760 Don't put this kid in danger because you want to make 678 00:28:39,790 --> 00:28:43,100 some grand gesture about how open-minded you are. 679 00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:45,650 William, I spent the last year 680 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,800 stifling my natural hatred for you and helping you win 681 00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:50,300 a Glee Club national championship. 682 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,070 Now is your moment to pay me back by putting 683 00:28:52,110 --> 00:28:53,970 a stop to this so I don't have to. 684 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:55,270 It's not my call, Sue. 685 00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:56,990 Finn and Artie are running the musical this year, 686 00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,310 and I trust them implicitly. 687 00:28:58,330 --> 00:29:00,580 Enough! With all due respect, 688 00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:02,160 this is none of your business. 689 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,670 I'm the director. It's my decision. 690 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:07,150 William, maybe you need to remind Chubby-Wan-Kenobi 691 00:29:07,170 --> 00:29:09,960 of the daily nightmare that is borne of being my enemy. 692 00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:11,340 You can't threaten me, Sue. 693 00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:14,660 I've already lost my girlfriend, my future, my pride. 694 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,160 I've nothing more to lose. 695 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:18,630 I'm casting Unique, and that's all there is to it. 696 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:21,800 And you know, I thought that you would have known more 697 00:29:21,830 --> 00:29:23,940 about being an underdog after you helped us win nationals 698 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,640 and had a retarded baby, but you... 699 00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:30,940 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. 700 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:34,650 That... that was the wrong word to use. I apologize. 701 00:29:49,230 --> 00:29:52,570 You look more crooked than Joe Theismann's leg. 702 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,490 It's just these places that the realtor in Washington sent us. 703 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:55,490 They all have carpeting. 704 00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:56,600 You know how many germs 705 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:57,740 and bugs and fluids live in carpeting? 706 00:29:57,770 --> 00:29:58,870 Call Stanley Steemer. 707 00:29:58,910 --> 00:30:00,610 Cleaned carpets that don't dry properly 708 00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:02,910 can create Kawasaki syndrome. 709 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:07,220 You know what the worst thing you can do in a relationship is? 710 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,550 Besides hitting, of course? Lie. 711 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,800 You don't want to go with Will to Washington. 712 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,810 I saw it in your face when you told him you would. 713 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,560 I have reservations, that is much different from lying. 714 00:30:16,590 --> 00:30:17,980 You know what they say about reservations? 715 00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:20,400 They won't seat you till the whole party's there. 716 00:30:20,430 --> 00:30:22,460 Dishonesty eats away at a marriage. 717 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,770 You have to tell him you don't want to go. 718 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,980 I can't. I can't get in the way of his dreams. 719 00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:27,240 That's what Terri did. 720 00:30:27,270 --> 00:30:30,990 Pumpkin, Will loves you 721 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:33,780 like a farmer loves his blue ribbon pig. 722 00:30:33,810 --> 00:30:37,280 He'll understand. 723 00:30:37,310 --> 00:30:41,280 I'm going. It's decided. 724 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,450 Then you'd better find something to get excited about 725 00:30:43,490 --> 00:30:44,790 doing down there besides him. 726 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:47,170 You know I love Will, but I think you've spent 727 00:30:47,210 --> 00:30:49,760 so much time working on being his girl that you forgot 728 00:30:49,790 --> 00:30:52,680 that the reason he's so into you is because of all the things 729 00:30:52,710 --> 00:30:54,630 you are besides that. 730 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,770 I've been trying to see you since I got here, 731 00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:06,510 but every time I get near you, you disappear. 732 00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:08,190 I was fine with our breakup. 733 00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:10,310 Out of sight, out of mind. But maybe you 734 00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:12,450 could have called and asked if I could handle you 735 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,860 choreographing the school musical! 736 00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:15,870 I'm sorry. Artie called me. 737 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,520 It seemed like a fun idea. I didn't think you'd be upset. 738 00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:20,320 Neither did I! 739 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,290 I know this is weird. It's weird for me, too, 740 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,540 but if that's what's stopping you 741 00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:24,860 from auditioning for Grease, 742 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,710 then we have to make this not weird. 743 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,530 There are still some good parts left. 744 00:31:28,550 --> 00:31:30,300 I'm sorry, I can't. 745 00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:33,050 We could use you. You're so talented. 746 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,090 I'm sorry. You're gonna have to survive without my talent. 747 00:31:40,510 --> 00:31:43,040 All right! You guys killed your auditions, 748 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:47,550 but there can only be one Sandy and there can only be one Danny. 749 00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:49,550 The heart of Grease is the Danny-Sandy romance. 750 00:31:49,570 --> 00:31:51,720 This callback is all about the chemistry. 751 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:55,070 We want to see how well you play off each other. Is there heat? 752 00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:57,690 We also want to see how you sing and dance '50s-style. 753 00:31:57,730 --> 00:31:59,910 That's why we gave you the audition song ahead of time. 754 00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:01,700 I don't really read music, so... 755 00:32:01,730 --> 00:32:03,500 It's okay. 756 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,920 - Mercedes and I will get you started. - Start away. 757 00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:08,500 Everyone knows Kitty cat's gonna finish it. 758 00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:10,670 Oh, you have a lot of attitude, little girl. 759 00:32:10,710 --> 00:32:14,580 Let's see if you have the stuff to back it up. Hit it. 760 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,260 ♪ Before I was born, late one night ♪ 761 00:32:28,270 --> 00:32:31,730 ♪ my papa said, "everything's all right" ♪ 762 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:36,560 ♪ the doctor paid, my mama laid down ♪ 763 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,530 ♪ well, they started bouncing all around ♪ 764 00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:41,940 ♪ 'cause the bebop stork was about to arrive ♪ 765 00:32:41,950 --> 00:32:43,820 ♪ mama gave birth to a hand jive ♪ 766 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,440 ♪ I could barely walk when I milked a cow ♪ 767 00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:51,710 ♪ when I was three, I pushed a plow ♪ 768 00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:52,750 Gentlemen? 769 00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:54,300 ♪ While chopping wood 770 00:32:54,330 --> 00:32:57,120 ♪ I moved my legs 771 00:32:57,140 --> 00:33:00,720 ♪ and they saw me dancing when I gathered eggs ♪ 772 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,590 ♪ the townfolk clapped, I was only five ♪ 773 00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:03,810 ♪ he'll out-dance 'em all 774 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,430 ♪ he was born to hand-jive 775 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,980 ♪ oh yeah, yeah, yeah... 776 00:33:21,990 --> 00:33:24,140 Break it up. Break it up. 777 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,950 ♪ Born to hand-jive, baby 778 00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:30,670 ♪ born to hand-jive, baby ♪ 779 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:47,770 ♪ how low can you go? 780 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,170 ♪ How low can you go? ♪ 781 00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:51,520 ♪ how low can you go? 782 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,840 ♪ How low can you go? ♪ 783 00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,140 ♪ higher... 784 00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,560 ♪ Higher 785 00:33:57,610 --> 00:33:59,650 ♪ higher... 786 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,650 ♪ And higher, yeah 787 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,820 ♪ now can you hand-jive, baby? 788 00:34:04,850 --> 00:34:07,450 ♪ Oh, can you hand-jive, baby? ♪ 789 00:34:07,490 --> 00:34:09,190 ♪ baby ♪ oh yeah 790 00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:11,490 ♪ can you hand-jive, baby? ♪ give me hand-jive 791 00:34:11,530 --> 00:34:16,130 ♪ oh, can you hand-jive, baby? 792 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,920 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ Oh yeah 793 00:34:17,970 --> 00:34:19,830 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ Oh yeah yeah 794 00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:22,040 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ Oh yeah 795 00:34:22,050 --> 00:34:23,970 ♪ born to hand-jive, oh yeah! 796 00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:25,710 We did good. 797 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,480 Hey. I came to talk to you about the play. 798 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,590 I get it. 799 00:34:45,590 --> 00:34:47,510 I heard about Coach Sylvester's meltdown. 800 00:34:48,810 --> 00:34:50,630 I want to offer you the part. 801 00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:55,050 but what about Coach Sue? 802 00:34:55,090 --> 00:34:56,650 Well, Coach Sue isn't directing the play. 803 00:34:56,690 --> 00:34:58,270 I am. 804 00:34:58,310 --> 00:35:01,390 So now all you got to worry about is getting a curly wig 805 00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:03,690 and learning the words to "There Are Worse Things I Could Do". 806 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,310 And I'll take care of Coach Sue 807 00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:08,430 or anybody else who might try and st us. 808 00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:11,070 Unique knows the song and has the wig. 809 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:12,540 Good. 810 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,260 You okay? 811 00:35:17,290 --> 00:35:20,030 I feel right the men's locker room. 812 00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:21,830 But I can't go into the girls'. 813 00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:25,180 And I don't feel right in men's clothing, 814 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:28,100 but I can't wear dresses every day. 815 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:31,130 It sucks to never know your place. 816 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:36,280 It's just nice, for once, 817 00:35:40,030 --> 00:35:42,200 yeah, it is. 818 00:35:44,850 --> 00:35:46,540 Well, uh... 819 00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:50,490 before I post the cast list, 820 00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:52,110 I just need to know that you're ready for this. 821 00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:53,630 'Cause there's gonna be a lot of heat on you, 822 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:56,000 and like I said, I can shield you from some of it, but... 823 00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:57,500 At the end of the day, you're gonna be the one 824 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,930 out on that stage. 825 00:36:32,730 --> 00:36:35,090 All right, all right. 826 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:17,980 Patty Simcox? 827 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,970 Patty Simcox? 828 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,750 Who the hell is Patty Simcox? 829 00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:26,120 I don't understand. 830 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:28,260 I pray really hard about this. 831 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,710 Maybe God didn't hear you because he was busy 832 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:32,980 - helping people with cancer. - Shut it, Avatar. 833 00:37:33,010 --> 00:37:35,280 This is all your fault. You screwed up "Hand-jive." 834 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,480 No, I didn't. We were both great. 835 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,600 It just didn't work out. 836 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:41,120 I've been hearing that a lot lately from you. 837 00:37:43,690 --> 00:37:46,010 Oh. One little thing, honey boo boo. 838 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,830 I know a good, hot meal is hard to resist, 839 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:50,280 especially when you're on the free lunch program 840 00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:53,480 but remember, the stage always adds at least ten pounds. 841 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,830 In your case, it's close to 90. 842 00:37:55,870 --> 00:37:57,040 So, when you and your mom, strawberry hugryake, 843 00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:59,010 are dumpster diving for your costume, 844 00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:01,420 keep on picking till you find something slimming. 845 00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:04,160 Like a back hefty bag. 846 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,630 Kitty, my baby needs to be fed. 847 00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:40,060 Emma, wow. 848 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,030 Did I forget it's one of our anniversaries? 849 00:38:44,070 --> 00:38:46,520 What? No. 850 00:38:46,530 --> 00:38:48,490 Your parents aren't here, are they? 851 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,320 No no no. No, no. I just thought I would, um, 852 00:38:50,350 --> 00:38:52,160 challenge myself with a few new recipes, that's all. 853 00:38:52,190 --> 00:38:54,160 Okay. How many new recipes? 854 00:38:54,190 --> 00:38:56,790 Uh, two or three. Or seven. Sorry. 855 00:38:56,830 --> 00:38:58,210 If you want, in just a couple minutes, they'll be ready. 856 00:38:58,250 --> 00:38:59,880 Just let them cool for a second. 857 00:38:59,910 --> 00:39:02,300 Um... I just got home early 858 00:39:02,330 --> 00:39:04,470 and I, uh, came across these cookbooks 859 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,700 my mom got me when I got married to Carl, and I thought you'd like it. 860 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,710 You know what? I've never tried these. And I feel like 861 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,010 - I do that sometimes, and it's really not fair. - Emma... Emma. 862 00:39:11,010 --> 00:39:12,310 - Sometimes I need to try... - Emma. 863 00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:14,310 Emma, stop. 864 00:39:14,350 --> 00:39:16,730 Just... whatever it is, 865 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,180 just say it. 866 00:39:20,770 --> 00:39:23,190 I don't want to go to Washington with you. 867 00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:30,910 Could you just sit down? 868 00:39:32,030 --> 00:39:34,400 Just hear me out. 869 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,400 For the past three years, 870 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:44,210 all I've wanted was to be your wife. 871 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,930 But then when I rely stop to think about that, 872 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,430 I have no idea what that means to me, 873 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:48,850 to be a wife. 874 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,350 You know? I, um... 875 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:53,020 I know what it meant to my mom. It meant, you know, 876 00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:54,720 having supper on the table when my dad got home. 877 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:57,050 It meant lots of "whatever you say, dear"s. 878 00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:59,090 It was heroic doses of clonopin and chardonnay, and... 879 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,270 That's not the life I want. I know. 880 00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:03,280 I love you. 881 00:40:03,310 --> 00:40:05,430 I love you, but I love my job. 882 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:06,780 I love my kids. 883 00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:08,400 I love helping my kids. 884 00:40:08,430 --> 00:40:09,780 I love that you love your job, 885 00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:11,280 and I... I am so incredibly excited 886 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,700 for this job opportunity for you, I really am. 887 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:17,940 But I am terrified that if I go with you, I'm gonna resent you. 888 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,440 And then I'm gonna pull away. 889 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,080 I would rather be here, 890 00:40:21,110 --> 00:40:22,950 far from you but feeling really close, 891 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,280 rather than close to you but feeling really far away. 892 00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:31,050 You upset? 893 00:40:31,090 --> 00:40:32,290 No. 894 00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:34,390 I mean... 895 00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:36,130 do I like the idea of not waking up next to you 896 00:40:36,140 --> 00:40:37,390 every day for a few months? 897 00:40:37,430 --> 00:40:38,800 Of course not. 898 00:40:38,810 --> 00:40:40,980 But you're right. 899 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:42,600 I've spent so much time talking about 900 00:40:42,630 --> 00:40:45,270 getting married, and no time talking about 901 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:48,100 what being a husband and wife really means to us. 902 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,160 What does it mean to you? 903 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,250 Trust. 904 00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:00,330 Having a partner I know I will always be honest with me. 905 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:03,170 Who I know I will always be honest with. 906 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,790 What about you? 907 00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:07,120 Someone to accept me. 908 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,630 All of me. 909 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:11,680 Someone who I accept and adore. 910 00:41:11,710 --> 00:41:14,460 Neither of us said someone who is with me every minute, 911 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,970 or compromises their dreamsine. 912 00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,500 No. 913 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,340 So... then I guess we're okay. 914 00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:26,480 Um... we will switch off weekends. 915 00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:27,610 I'll come up or you'll come down. 916 00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:28,780 And then I will come home, 917 00:41:28,810 --> 00:41:31,410 and then we will finally get married. 918 00:41:35,850 --> 00:41:37,200 How you doing, buddy? 919 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,960 Yeah. Good. But... 920 00:41:38,990 --> 00:41:41,020 how am I supposed to make a car fly onstage 921 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,880 in the auditorium? 922 00:41:43,910 --> 00:41:45,530 You're really throwing yourself into the musical, huh? 923 00:41:45,550 --> 00:41:47,050 I guess they're wrong 924 00:41:47,050 --> 00:41:50,830 when they say you can't go home again. 925 00:41:50,870 --> 00:41:53,390 Well, it's not about being back in high school again. 926 00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:54,670 I'm not interested in that. 927 00:41:54,710 --> 00:41:56,670 I guess it's just... 928 00:41:56,710 --> 00:41:59,390 nice helping other people's dreams come true. 929 00:41:59,430 --> 00:42:01,760 It's called being a teacher. 930 00:42:03,050 --> 00:42:04,400 I'm really gonna miss it. 931 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,380 Wait, what do you mean? 932 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,540 I'm leaving. 933 00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:11,020 Not... not for good, 934 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:12,240 but for a few months. 935 00:42:12,270 --> 00:42:13,860 I'm going to Washington 936 00:42:13,890 --> 00:42:15,680 to fight to keep the as alive in our schools. 937 00:42:15,710 --> 00:42:17,330 I figure if I don't take a stand now, 938 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,410 there won't be auditoriums left to fly cars in. 939 00:42:19,450 --> 00:42:22,700 But, Mr. Shue, you can't just leave the Glee Club like that, 940 00:42:22,730 --> 00:42:24,200 with no one in charge. They need you. 941 00:42:25,570 --> 00:42:27,240 No, they need a leader. 942 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,240 Someone who understands how to win, 943 00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:32,840 but also understands that winning 944 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,580 is not more important than doing the right thing, 945 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,430 or taking care of each other. 946 00:42:37,470 --> 00:42:39,720 Someone who's really good at making kids' dreams come true. 947 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:41,430 I spoke to Principal Figgins about it, 948 00:42:41,470 --> 00:42:43,750 and since Glee Club is not an actual class, 949 00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:46,360 we don't need a certified teacher to run it. 950 00:42:46,390 --> 00:42:47,890 We just need an adult. 951 00:42:47,930 --> 00:42:50,860 - Mr. Shue, I'm not an adult. - First of all, 952 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:53,400 I think maybe it's time you start calling me Will. 953 00:42:53,430 --> 00:42:55,600 And second how you stood up to Sue. 954 00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:57,270 How you went out and found Ryder. 955 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,070 You're ready. 956 00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:01,620 And if you're willing, then I can promise you that 957 00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:03,210 there's no greater joy in the world 958 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,740 than helping a young boy like you turn into a man. 959 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,580 It's three months. 960 00:43:10,110 --> 00:43:11,080 So what are you doing? 961 00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:13,870 Will you take over the Glee Club?