1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,491 Here's what you missed. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:07,167 The New Directions lost at sectionals when Marley collapsed in the show. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,924 The New Directions are finished. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,001 80 Sue took over the choir room, 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,241 and now the Glee Club is homeless. 6 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,527 Puck moved back to Lima after striking out in L.A., 7 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,204 and he and Jake used to just be half-brothers, 8 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,691 but now they're, like, bros. 9 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,330 Jake and Marley are almost an item, 10 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,890 and Kurt got a surprise audition to NYADA, 11 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,530 and he totally got in. 12 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,090 7'haz"s what you missed on Glee. 13 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,691 [ School Bell Rings ] I'm telling you, it's been keeping me up at night. 14 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,410 Something weird's going on with the Warblers. 15 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,926 They're doing all those weird flips and superhuman jumps at Sectionals. 16 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,520 Exactly. That's why they won. And where was “Roundfaced” Warbler? 17 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,125 You said he was there when you went back to Dalton, 18 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,328 - but come Sectionals, poof, he's gone. - So, what are you saying? 19 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,970 I think they cheated at sectionals. 20 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,566 Sam, you can't make accusations like that without any kind of evidence. 21 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:47,326 Well, then, I'll find some evidence. Do you have any lip balm I can use? 22 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,408 What? 23 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:52,211 Conspiracy theories make my lips get all chapped. 24 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:56,564 - Come on, dude, it's not weird. We're like brothers. - Yeah, um, sure. 25 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,364 Here you go. Thank you. 26 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,169 Mmm. 27 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,886 Guys? You're late. I know. 28 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,729 It'S, uh- 29 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,327 This meeting of the McKinley High Student Council is now in session. 30 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,641 First order of business: Secretary Cohen-Chang, 31 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,324 will you please read the minutes from last meeting? 32 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,482 Sam did a Daniel Craig impression for 45 minutes. 33 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,085 [ Imitating James Bond ] Hlhaveitshaken and stirred too. 34 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,400 [ Blaine ] It was fantastic. 35 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,608 Thank you, Secretary Cohen-Chang. 36 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,160 Treasurer Motta, uh, if we could go through the budget appropriations... 37 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,050 we were talking about last- Yes, Tina? 38 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,930 It is now officially 142 days until prom, 39 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,844 where all the hot girls get immediately snatched up by all the hot guys. 40 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,764 Then the sort-of hot girls get asked out by the sort-of hot guys. 41 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,366 And then all the rest of us have to sit around and wait... 42 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,171 for all the nerds and the freaks and the burnouts and the losers... 43 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,969 to work up some courage and ask us out... 44 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,089 to the most awkward night of heavy petting we're likely to get... 45 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,731 till we wake up in a nursing home getting groped by an orderly. 46 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,929 Okay, well, for the record, I think you're totally sort-of hot. 47 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,480 Like, if I was, like, in a bunker with you, I would totally hit that. 48 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,164 Tina, what are you suggesting? 49 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,926 I propose the first annual McKinley High Sadie Hawkins Dance. 50 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,163 It's what you call a dance where the girls ask the guys. 51 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,164 - I'm not so sure that's a good idea. - Why not? 52 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,841 It was the topic of discussion at the last meeting of the Too Young To Be Bitter Club. 53 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,450 [ Sighs ] Ever since I dated Puckerman, no one will ask me to a dance. 54 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,363 I think everyone assumes you have herpes. 55 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,920 No one asks me to dances 'cause I have such clammy hands. 56 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,843 I'm a hot piece of ass, 57 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:23,881 and I want to shake this sweet thing on a dance floor. Ba-bam. 58 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,360 Becky is right, if I understood what she said correctly. 59 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,841 Why are the guys so empowered to ask us to a dance... 60 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,524 when we just have to sit around and wait? 61 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:38,161 Wouldn't it be great if we got to choose? 62 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,322 All in favor of a dance where the girls ask the guys- 63 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,529 - W-Wait. Wait- Wait a second. Hold on just one- - It's official. 64 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,928 Get ready for the first annual McKinley High Sadie Hawkins Dance. 65 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,729 Whoo!Whoo!Whoo! [Applauding ] 66 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,007 Sorry. 67 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,730 [ Kurt] My first week at NYADA, 68 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,451 and the most surprising thing about college is... 69 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,249 it's just like high school. 70 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,369 It's all about the cliques. The stage combat majors are the jocks, 71 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,124 the classical acting majors are the preps, 72 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,964 the ballerinas are the mean girls... 73 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,526 and if they're at the top of the social pyramid, 74 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:13,002 then, once again, I'm at the bottom. 75 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,845 I assumed Rachel and / would be as inseparable as ('he ('wins in Side Show, 76 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,809 but she's always rushing off to help Brody with something... 77 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,484 that requires him to be shirtless. 78 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,847 [ Rachel ] All right, Brody has an audition for /I//agic /I///ke: The /I//us/"ca/. 79 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,730 So I'm gonna go help him. I'll see you at home later. And I love you. Mwah. 80 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,883 [ Kurt ] The truth is, this guy needs to start making new friends, 81 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,204 and just like in high school, the best way to do that is extracurriculars. 82 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,886 Let's see, the Elizabethan Society, 83 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,371 the Grand Guignol Club, 84 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:40,161 the Tennessee Williams play reading group and- 85 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,611 What's Adam's Apples? 86 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,809 NYADA's show choir. You should join. It's super fun. 87 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,802 [School Bell Rings] 88 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,570 I feel totally powerless. 89 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,644 Okay, any second any girl could just come up and ask us to the dance, 90 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,961 and it will be very hard to say no. 91 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,088 Or worse, no one asks us at all. 92 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,124 This must be what the girls feel like all the time. It is. 93 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,568 - [School Bell Rings] - [ Grunts ] 94 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,450 Whoo! Hey, Finn, want to arm wrestle? 95 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,931 It'll really get your blood flowing. 96 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,247 Not today, Coach. Anyone? 97 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,646 Uh- Uh-uh. 98 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,371 Hey, pumpkin, I heard about Sue taking over your choir room. 99 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,204 I'm really sorry about that. 100 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,601 Yeah, yeah. It's been pretty rough. 101 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,444 I feel like we're the Fugees or something, 102 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,444 just bouncing around from available classroom to available classroom. 103 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,568 You- Wait, you mean like refugees? 104 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,688 Yeah. I mean, it's great we're still together as a group, 105 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,967 but without competitions, 106 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,930 I have to come up with something fun and interesting on a weekly basis... 107 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,445 just to keep everybody involved. 108 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,363 - And this week I'm just stuck. - It's a no-brainer. 109 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,204 The Sadie Hawkins dance. 110 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,489 No offense, but how am I supposed to make a lesson out of the dumb school dance? 111 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,807 When I was in high school, girls like me didn't get asked out. 112 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,804 So the only dance I could go to was Sadie Hawkins. 113 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,245 I asked the preacher's son. 114 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,721 He was stoned the whole time, but we had a ball. 115 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,962 Going to that dance gave me the courage and the confidence... 116 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,565 to join the football team. 117 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,927 I was the first girl in Missouri to ever do it. 118 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,686 [ Chuckles ] Sadie Hawkins is a metaphor for empowerment, 119 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,161 and not just for women, but for everyone... 120 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,720 who is sick and tired of the status quo. 121 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,125 [ Sighs ] 122 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,891 I want to sit under Venus. I want to sit under Uranus. 123 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,291 [ Both Chuckling ] 124 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,964 What's so funny? 125 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,850 So this week in Glee Club, it's ladies' choice, 126 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,570 inspired by the Sadie Hawkins dance. 127 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,082 - Which I thought of. It was my idea. - Yes, thank you, Tina. 128 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,801 And every girl will sing to whoever they want to take to the dance. 129 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,565 Well, I, for one, love this lesson. 130 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,483 I've got a song I want to sing to somebody. 131 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:48,287 ♪ I can sing high and sing low; 132 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,885 ♪ I can sing high and sing low; 133 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,246 [Whispering ] He's still sleeping. 134 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,203 ♪ Would you like some tea? ♪♪ Yes, I would, but shh. 135 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,049 Yes. Brody's here? 136 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,804 - Did he spend the night? - Yeah. 137 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,370 We had dinner last night at Balthazar, 138 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,044 and he insisted on taking me home. 139 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,925 Rachel. You know, the train ride back to Manhattan's really long, 140 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,048 so I just invited him to stay over. 141 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,044 Oh, Rachel Berry, I am scandalized. 142 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,610 Well, I just- I seized the moment. 143 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,165 I really- I like him, 144 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,760 and I'm tired of second-guessing something that feels so right. Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,205 Mm-hmm. 146 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,045 Well, as long as you're happy and I have a white noise machine, 147 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,731 I guess I'm happy too. How are you? How was your first week? 148 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,768 It was good. You know, a little lonely. 149 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,604 But I was thinking to meet people, 150 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,207 - I would join the show choir called the Adam's Apples. - Oh, no, no, no. No. 151 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:32,410 Listen to me. There is a very rigid performing arts hierarchy at NYADA, 152 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,484 and show choir is, like- it's the lowest of the low. 153 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,449 It's beneath stage managers and carpenters. 154 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,363 That is social and career suicide. 155 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,245 But at McKinley- We're not at McKinley anymore. 156 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,288 And we're done being underdogs. If you want to join a club, 157 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,203 just do anything but the Adam's Apples. 158 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,482 [Sighs] That's what all the future chorus kids do. 159 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,244 If you do show choir in college, all right, 160 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,529 you might as well be doomed to a life of playing a dancing teapot at Disneyland. 161 00:06:56,520 --> 00:07:00,081 [ School Bell Rings ] All right, so Tina is ready to present her solo... 162 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,322 and make her choice. 163 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,091 Gentlemen, prepare yourselves for Tina Cohen-Chang. 164 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,810 [Applauding ] Whoo! 165 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,928 Whoo! Whoo! 166 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,526 Thank you, Finn. For my song, I'll be performing... 167 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,285 “I Don't Know How to Love Him” from Jesus Christ Superstar. 168 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,931 It's about the pain of unrequited love and- 169 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,771 Yeah, okay, just wrap it up. Beiste needs the locker room at 4:30. 170 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,444 Sorry. Hit it. 171 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,488 Who do you think she's asking? 172 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,085 The only obvious choice in the room. 173 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,162 A charming, debonair figure from her past. 174 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,323 The forbidden love sheletsfip through her fingers. 175 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,880 Unique? Really? 176 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:40,644 ♪ I don't know how to love him ♪ 177 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,324 ♪ What to do ♪ 178 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,603 ♪ How to move him ♪ 179 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,001 ♪ I've been changed ♪ 180 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,924 ♪ Yes, really changed ♪ 181 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,924 ♪ In these past few days ♪ 182 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,288 ♪ When I've seen myself ♪ 183 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:04,049 ♪ I seem like someone else ♪ 184 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:11,562 ♪ Don't you think it's rather funny ♪ 185 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:16,009 ♪ I should be in this position? ♪ 186 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:22,690 ♪ I'm the one who's always been ♪ 187 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,401 ♪ So calm, so cool ♪ 188 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,608 ♪ No Iover's fool ♪ 189 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:33,686 ♪ Running every show; 190 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,809 ♪ He scares me so ♪ 191 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:45,046 ♪ I never thought I'd come to this ♪ 192 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:48,124 ♪ What's it all about? ♪ 193 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:54,162 ♪ What's it all about? ♪ 194 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:59,451 ♪ Yet, if he said he loved me ♪ 195 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:04,651 ♪ I'd be lost I'd be frightened ♪ 196 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,041 ♪ I couldn't cope ♪ 197 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,329 ♪ Just couldn't cope ♪ 198 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,967 ♪ I'd turn my head ♪ 199 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,566 ♪ I'd back away; 200 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,931 ♪ I wouldn't want to know; 201 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,008 ♪ He scares me so ♪ 202 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:28,721 ♪ Ooh, I want him so; 203 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:35,809 ♪ I love him so ♪♪ 204 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,523 [ Sighs ] 205 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,041 Okay, let's hear it for Tina. Yeah. 206 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,009 [ Sugar] Tina! 207 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,809 Whoo! Tina! 208 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:45,847 Tina! 209 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:49,402 So... Blaine, 210 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,130 will you go to the dance with me? 211 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,520 Oh, uh- [ Chuckles ] 212 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,649 Wow, um, Tina- 213 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,329 I don't know what to say. 214 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,004 Um... 215 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,088 I10. 216 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,003 Thank you, 217 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,003 but no- no, thank you. 218 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,366 [ Door Opens ] 219 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,731 [Chattering ] 220 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,689 You're thinking about signing up, aren't you? 221 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:38,321 Oh, uh, maybe. I- You are- 222 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,325 Adam, a senior and founder and fearless leader of the Adam's Apples, 223 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,209 the group you are very seriously considering joining. 224 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,129 I'm Kurt- Kurt Hummel. 225 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,249 Your Winter Showcase performance was breathtaking. 226 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,129 But you're here, and you're wondering where you fit in... 227 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,090 and how can college be so much like high school, and you want to join my group, 228 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,650 but you're worried it's a step backwards. 229 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,451 And no, I'm not a mind reader. I'm just astute, like you. 230 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,966 We need you. We want you. 231 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,691 Well, I'm very impressed you said all that in one breath, 232 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,603 but I don't think I'll be joining. 233 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,967 [ Stammers ] Man, a hard sell. 234 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,850 I respect that, but I'm not willing to go down without a fight. 235 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,161 Come hear us sing. No strings attached. 236 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,846 No secret time-share condo Ponzi scheme. 237 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:20,209 Just our voices and your ears. 238 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,328 I present to you... 239 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,290 the Adam's Apples. 240 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,082 ♪ L.A. face with the Oakland booty; 241 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,084 ♪ I like big butts and I cannot lie ♪ 242 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,925 ♪ You other brothers can't deny ♪ 243 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,571 ♪ When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist ♪ 244 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,762 ♪ And a round thing in your face ♪ 245 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,365 ♪ You get sprung ♪ 246 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,885 ♪ You want to pull up tough ♪ 247 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,566 ♪ You noticed that butt was stuffed ♪ 248 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,007 ♪ Deep in the jeans she's wearing ♪ 249 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,651 ♪ I'm hooked and I can't stop staring ♪ 250 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,166 ♪ I'm tired of magazines; 251 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,050 ♪ Saying flat butts are the thing ♪ 252 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,010 ♪ Take your average black man and ask him that; 253 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,809 ♪ She got to pack much back ♪ 254 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,928 - ♪ So, fellas ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 255 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,320 ♪ Fellas ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 256 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,084 ♪ Has your girlfriend got the butt? ♪ 257 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,527 ♪ Tell her to shake it ♪ 258 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,728 ♪ Shake it; 259 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,565 ♪ Shake that healthy butt ♪ 260 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:24,010 - ♪ Baby got back ♪ - ♪ L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty; 261 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:29,246 - ♪ Baby got back ♪ - ♪ L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty; 262 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:34,326 .1' Baby got back ♪ 263 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,761 ♪ A word to the thick soul sisters I wanna get wit' ya ♪ 264 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,729 ♪ I won't cuss or hit ya ♪ 265 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,201 ♪ But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ♪ 266 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,250 ♪ Till the break of dawn ♪ 267 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,810 ♪ Baby got it goin' on ♪ 268 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,565 ♪ A lot of simps won't like this song ♪ 269 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,291 ♪ 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it; 270 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,647 ♪ And I'd rather stay and play; 271 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,722 -; So, ladies; - ♪ Yeah ♪ 272 00:12:58,840 --> 00:12:59,887 'J' Ladies; 'J' Yeah ♪ 273 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,247 ♪ If you want to roll in my Mercedes ♪ 274 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,810 ♪ Then turn around ♪ 275 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,121 ♪ And stick it out ♪ 276 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,283 ♪ Even white boys gotta shout ♪ 277 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:15,129 - ♪ Baby got back ♪ - ♪ L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty; 278 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:19,808 - ♪ Baby got back ♪ - ♪ L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty; 279 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:25,649 - ♪ Baby got back ♪ - ♪ L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty; 280 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:31,090 ' A' Baby got back 3 - 3 Booty, booty, booty 3 281 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,729 ♪ Baby got back ♪♪ 282 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,882 [ School Bell Rings ] 283 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,890 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah. 284 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,803 Uh, my name is Brittany. 285 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,002 I know. Okay. I just wasn't sure. 286 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,970 We've never actually had a conversation before, and this is exciting. 287 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,844 [ Both Chuckling ] Inoflcedu. 288 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,367 That whenever you look at Jake, you get a really sad look on your face. 289 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,164 And if it's quiet enough, 290 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,561 I can actually hear that you're whimpering like a suckling puppy. 291 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,166 I think you want to ask him to the dance and you're afraid to. 292 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,244 We went out on a couple dates, and it was really, really nice. 293 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,361 This is my locker. Oh. 294 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,408 But then after I fainted at sectionals, 295 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,847 he started acting really strange. 296 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,606 He stopped calling me, and he's acting all mysterious. 297 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,247 So can I make a suggestion then? You need to find your power, and I'm gonna help you do that. 298 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,283 How? Hmm. 299 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,010 Where are you going? 300 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,730 We're gonna sing a song together, 301 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,649 and the music usually starts when I say something like, 302 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,684 “lt's Brittany, bitch,” or I do one of my magical turns. 303 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,411 - M I Intro ] 304 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,728 ♪ I know something about love ♪ 305 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,201 ♪ You've gotta want it bad ♪ 306 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,760 ♪ If that guy's got into your blood ♪ 307 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,968 ♪ Go out and get him ♪ 308 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,850 - ♪ Do-do-do ♪ - ♪ If you want him to be ♪ 309 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,730 ♪ The very part of you ♪ 310 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,451 ♪ Makes you want to breathe ♪ 311 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,682 ♪ Here's the thing to do ♪ 312 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,411 ♪ Tell him that you're never gonna leave him ♪ 313 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,960 ♪ Tell him that you're always gonna love him ♪ 314 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,246 ♪ Tell him, tell him ♪ 315 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,164 ♪ Tell him Tell him right now; 316 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:10,201 ♪ I know something about love ♪ 317 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,442 ♪ You've got to show it and ♪ 318 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,569 ♪ Make him see the moon up above ♪ 319 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,688 ♪ Reach out and get him ♪ 320 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,081 ♪ If you want him to be ♪ 321 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,925 ♪ Always by your side ♪ 322 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,480 ♪ If you want him to ♪ 323 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,847 ♪ Only think of you ♪ 324 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,651 ♪ Tell him that you're never gonna leave him ♪ 325 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,371 ♪ Tell him that you're always gonna love him ♪ 326 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,887 ♪ Tell him, tell him, tell him Tell him right now; 327 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,690 ♪ Ever since ♪ 328 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,001 ♪ The world began ♪ 329 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,128 ♪ It's been that way for man ♪ 330 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,123 ♪ And women ♪ 331 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,885 ♪ Were created ♪ 332 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,567 ♪ To make love their destiny ♪ 333 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,126 ♪ Then why should true love be ♪ 334 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:59,728 ♪ So complicated Oh, yeah ♪ 335 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,849 ♪ Oh, tell him that you're never gonna leave him ♪ 336 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,890 ♪ Tell him that you're always gonna love him ♪ 337 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,646 ♪ Tell him, tell him, tell him Tell him right now; 338 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,324 ♪ Girl, you've got to tell him ♪ 339 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,522 ♪ Come on now; ♪ Tell him that you're never gonna leave him ♪ 340 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,484 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Tell him that you're always gonna love him ♪ 341 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,369 ♪ Tell him, tell him, tell him ♪ 342 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,965 ♪ Tell him right now; 343 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,606 ♪ Just take his hand in yours and tell him ♪ 344 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,170 ♪ Tell him, tell him ♪ 345 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,766 ♪ Tell him right now ♪♪ 346 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,370 [Applauding ] 347 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,442 Jake! 348 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,126 I mean- I mean- 349 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:37,762 Jake, would you like to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me? 350 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,811 Yes. Yes, I would. 351 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,730 [ Finn ] Okay, um, anyone else? 352 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,926 Sam. Mm-hmm? 353 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,445 Will you go to Sadie Hawkins with me? 354 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,965 [ Imitating Yoda ] Honor it would be. 355 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,644 [ Chuckles ] Thank you. 356 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,802 [ Knocking ] 357 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,122 [School Bell Rings] 358 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,362 Okay, I'm gonna get right to it. 359 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,410 Dump the bulimic loser and go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me. 360 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,290 What are you talking about? I thought you and Marley were friends now. 361 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,762 Duh, we are. I'm still gonna gaslight her every chance I get. 362 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,683 Look, I realize Marley's super sweet, 363 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,205 and I'm sure you have great conversations... 364 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,884 when you share milk shakes down at the drive-in... 365 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,962 about how you both love President Eisenhower. 366 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,486 But good luck getting past first base with that girl. 367 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,245 I, on the other hand, could offer you... 368 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:34,445 a little... bit... more. 369 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,922 Oh, really? I thought you were the good Christian virgin type. 370 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,129 I was. But I've had a change of heart. 371 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,329 Decided to play by my own rules. 372 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,488 [ Sighs ] You have needs. 373 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:50,281 [Whispers ] Are you really sure Marley's up for the job? 374 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,482 [School Bell Rings] 375 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,322 I owe you an apology. 376 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,124 I... also think you sort of owe me an apology because... 377 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,091 that was maybe the most humiliating moment I've experienced in Glee Club, 378 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,208 and that's saying something. 379 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,330 But still... I'm sorry. 380 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,528 I forgot that story you told about your old school, 381 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,967 how the whole reason you transferred to Dalton... 382 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,765 was because you got bullied at a Sadie Hawkins dance. 383 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,047 No wonder you don't want to go. 384 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,891 I apologize. Thank you, Tina, but... 385 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,601 that's not why I can't go to the dance with you. 386 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,330 Then what is the reason? 387 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,209 I-I can't tell you that. 388 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,324 It's really embarrassing. I swear to God I-l won't tell anyone. 389 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,209 I have a crush on somebody, 390 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,329 and I don't want to go to a dance where everyone's gonna be romantic there but me. 391 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,607 Who? 392 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,964 Who is it? It's a guy, he's straight, and he doesn't know I like him. 393 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,880 I swear I won't tell anyone. I'm not some predatory gay, so nothing's gonna happen. 394 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:02,284 Who is it? Tell me, Blaine. Y-You can trust me. 395 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,806 [ Sighs ] 396 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,723 [ Sighs ] It's Sam. 397 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,449 Dude. 398 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,568 Look at this. This is Hunter Clarington two years ago. 399 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,041 Look how skinny his head is. Okay, this is him now. 400 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,724 Look how much thicker his head is! 401 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,285 So maybe he started working out. 402 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,771 What, doing skull-widening exercises? 403 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,604 Dude, human growth hormone! H.G.H.! 404 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,848 Same thing happened to Mark McGwire and Kirstie Alley... 405 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,241 and Drew Carey and Star Jones... 406 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,243 [ Distant, Echoing ] and Aretha Franklin, Cedric the Entertainer- 407 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:33,486 - It's so stupid. - No, it's not stupid. 408 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,127 I know what it's like to have a crush on somebody who's never gonna love you back. 409 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,685 I know it's all just a fantasy. 410 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,728 I mean, I'm proud of our relationship. 411 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,849 I'm proud the gay guy can be friends with the straight guy. 412 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,241 I'm proud of showing the school that. I just- 413 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,322 I don't want to jeopardize our friendship, you know? 414 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,641 Blaine, you miss Kurt. 415 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,246 You need someplace to put your love, right? 416 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,321 Iguess. 417 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,003 And then there are those lips- 418 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,009 Those lips. Yes, those lips. [Laughs] 419 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:06,442 And when he does all those impressions? It's pure, crushable crack. 420 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,046 [ Deep Voice ] Hello, soul sister. lsn't that Mr. Mister on the radio? 421 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,289 Stereo? The way you look ain't fair, you know. [ Laughing ] 422 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:19,402 Okay, here's what we're gonna do about your very human and moving dilemma. 423 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,371 We are going to the Sadie Hawkins dance together. 424 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:28,002 We'll go as best friends, and we're gonna have the most fun night ever. Okay? 425 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,851 Come on. 426 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,809 [ Grunts ] 427 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,006 Okay - 428 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,163 I mean, I don't know what to do. 429 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,483 Marley is such a great girl, and I really do want to be a good guy, but it's, like- 430 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,085 Okay. Let me stop you right there. 431 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,403 Young guys like you think you have to hit a home run every time. 432 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,927 But as long as you're getting on base, you're always in a position to score. 433 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,240 No, you don't understand. 434 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,765 I'm not even getting on base, 435 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,729 and all of a sudden Kitty's inviting me to the Home Run Derby. 436 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,883 Look at me. I'm your hitting coach, and I'm waving you off. 437 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,611 Seriously? I mean, it's, like, a sure thing. 438 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,446 Yeah, it's sure to be some of the best and weirdest toe-curling you'll ever have. 439 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,488 It's also sure to ruin your life. 440 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,531 I had every flavor of Cheerio you can imagine- Original, Honey Nut. 441 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,001 Did it really mean anything? No. 442 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,560 I mean, you really like this Marley chick, right? 443 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,291 You gotta resist that Jesus-loving little devil. 444 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:26,081 Okay. But Kitty is all up on me. She's not going away. 445 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,210 Don't you worry, little brother from a different-colored mother. I'll make her go away. 446 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,570 Brody said he's gonna meet me at the library to go downtown. Do you want to come? 447 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,287 No, thanks. I don't want to be a third wheel on your date. You won't be! 448 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,324 You know what I can't wait for? I can't wait for you to find the new man of your dreams. 449 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,324 And then me, you, him and Brody can all go on double dates together, 450 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,811 and it'll be so much fun. 451 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,803 I really feel like it's gonna happen soon. 452 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,486 Actually, there is someone that I have my eye on. 453 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,126 Who is it? Raul Esparza? [ Laughs] No, I wish. 454 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,163 'Cause that would be great. No, he goes to school with us. 455 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,163 But lately things have been happening, 456 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,641 and I'm just kinda trying to figure out if he likes me. 457 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,961 [ Adam ] Can' an a H02' Tin Roof? 458 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,203 Hi. Uh, it's for the Tennessee Williams play reading club. 459 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,203 You'd make a fantastic Brick. 460 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,282 Kind of look like a young Paul Newman. 461 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,327 ♪♪ [ Piano: Classical ] 462 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,882 Hey, Kurt. Nice plié. Oh. 463 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,201 Hi, again. Uh, no. 464 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,524 Uh, my ex-boyfriend was more of the dancer in- in our relationship. 465 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,489 Let's try this again. 466 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,769 Hey, Kurt. Nice plié. 467 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,681 Thank you. 468 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,728 You're welcome. 469 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,367 Oh, my God, he is totally crushing on you! What is his name? 470 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,363 I-I don't want to jinx it. Okay? 471 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,161 I mean, he's 22, sophisticated, handsome. 472 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,442 Kurt. There's no way he wants to be with me. 473 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,848 Oh, God, Kurt. You are a catch. Okay? 474 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,400 And now that, you know, things with you and Blaine are good... 475 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,925 and you're finally over the breakup, 476 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,049 I think it's really time for you to put yourself out there, you know. 477 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:11,206 Look, if this guy doesn't want to ask you out, then you ask him out. 478 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,248 I promise you, it'll be worth the risk. 479 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,402 There's nothing like being in love in New York. 480 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,528 Love? Already? 481 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,251 What can I say? Things move fast here. It's not like high school. 482 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,085 Says the girl who almost got married before graduation. 483 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:27,006 Seize the moment! Do it! lt'll be worth it. 484 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,122 I'm going to keep this simple, for my sake as much as yours. 485 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,089 Stay away from my little bro. 486 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,447 He's not interested in your skanky Meow Mix. 487 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,602 Speaking of things that are past their freshness date, 488 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,569 didn't you graduate... barely? 489 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,608 I recently relocated back to Lima. 490 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,923 I find it to be a less distracting environment to focus on my screenwriting. 491 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,923 Don't you have to be able to spell to be a writer? 492 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,721 I know how to spell. Leave my brother A-L-O-N. 493 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,690 I understand the Puckerman musk is impossible for chicks to resist. 494 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,081 We're like chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven. 495 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,650 Sure you know we're not good for you, 496 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,961 but one whiff of our fresh-baked goodness and the next thing you know, 497 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,850 you're lying in bed, covered in crumbs, crying. 498 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,046 [ Scoffs ] 499 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,964 Jake is fighting his instincts. He's trying to be a good guy. 500 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,123 If you really like him, you'll back off and give him a chance to do the right thing. 501 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,646 I don't like Jake. 502 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,611 I'm a mean, hot bitch that likes to get what she wants. 503 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,286 Well, it's not gonna happen. I'm not gonna let it happen. 504 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,131 So all you're gonna do is get rejected and embarrass yourself. 505 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,611 Fair point. 506 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,047 But I certainly can't go to the dance alone. 507 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,049 [ Fingers Snap] Out. 508 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,481 What are you doing Saturday night? 509 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,369 You want to go with me? 510 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,489 It's depressing that you hang around school, but you're just hot enough to pull it off. 511 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,245 I assume vintage Puckerman is just as tasty. 512 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,971 It's better. But you can't handle me. 513 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,930 You're used to dealing with amateurs. I'm professional. 514 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:58,125 What's the difference? Amateurs have threesomes. Professionals have foursomes. 515 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,090 I've seen things, done things that would keep you up at night. 516 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,282 You want to keep me away from your brother? 517 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,807 Give me a big old yarn ball of muscles to distract me. 518 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,809 Aren't you underage? I have a fake l.D. 519 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,484 Good enough for me. 520 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,962 It's Sadie Hawkins, so I assume that means you're paying for everything. 521 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:19,250 But if you want to get all up in this, I expect to be fed. 522 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,368 I'll pick you up at 7:00. We can swing by the drive-through. 523 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,489 And my dates are always underwear-optional. 524 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,806 Tina, these decorations are incredible. 525 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,486 Well, Sadie Hawkins dances are sometimes called “snowballs,” 526 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,167 so that's where I got the idea for a snowflake theme. 527 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,561 I'm really glad that you invited me to this. 528 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,007 No post-traumatic stress disorder from what happened before? 529 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,329 I thought there might be, butno. I'm thrilled. 530 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,169 [Artie ] 'Sup, McKinley? 531 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,323 [Applauding, Cheering ] 532 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,724 We'd like to dedicate this song to all the strong, proud and empowered ladies... 533 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,451 who stuck their necks out to make this happen. 534 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,570 This week, you showed us what it feels like to wait anxiously by the phone that never rings. 535 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,087 The horror when all your friends get asked to the dance and you don't, 536 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,726 and you have to sit there- All right, cool. Thank you, Artie. 537 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,451 This next one's for all the, uh, powerful women out there. 538 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,284 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh, Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 539 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,721 ♪ Yeah Uhh; 540 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,848 ♪ A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly ♪ 541 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,526 ♪ And is also known as a buster; 542 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,046 ♪ Always talkin' 'bout what he wants ♪ 543 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,361 ♪ And just sits on his broke ass, so ♪ 544 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,250 ♪ No, I don't want your number; 545 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,288 ♪ No, I don't want to give you mine ♪ 546 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,886 ♪ And, no, I don't want to meet you nowhere ♪ 547 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,531 ♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪ 548 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,841 ♪ And, no, I don't want no scrub ♪ 549 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,288 ♪ A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me ♪ 550 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:52,170 ♪ Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride ♪ 551 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,129 ♪ Trying to holler at me ♪ 552 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,009 ♪ I don't want no scrub ♪ 553 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,209 ♪ A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me ♪ 554 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,204 ♪ Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride ♪ 555 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,930 ♪ Trying to holler at me ♪ 556 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,764 ♪ If you don't have a car and you're walking ♪ 557 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,571 ♪ Oh, yes, son I'm talking to you ♪ 558 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,608 ♪ If you live at home with your mama ♪ 559 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,645 ♪ Oh, yes, son ♪ ♪ I'm talking to you, baby; 560 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,327 ♪ But you don't show love Oh, yes, son, I'm talking to you ♪ 561 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,607 ♪ Wanna get with me with no money; 562 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,490 ♪ Oh, no, I don't want no; 563 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,131 :No: 564 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,362 ♪ Scrub ♪ 565 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,761 :No: 566 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,525 ♪ Scrub ♪ 567 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,126 ♪ No, I don't want no scrub ♪ 568 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,204 ♪ A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me ♪ 569 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,284 ♪ Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride ♪ 570 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,408 ♪ Trying to holler at me ♪ 571 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,720 ♪ I don't want no scrub ♪ 572 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,040 ♪ No scrub ♪ 573 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,566 ♪ A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me ♪ 574 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,371 ♪ Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride ♪ 575 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,528 ♪ Trying to holler at me ♪ 576 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,931 ♪ I don't want no scrub ♪ 577 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:01,245 ♪ A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me ♪♪ 578 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,322 [Applauding, Cheering ] 579 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,241 .F.F[Pop] 580 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,049 You're awesome. 581 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,407 [ Chuckles ] You're awesome. 582 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,250 I really like you, Jake. 583 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,051 [ Chuckles ] But I have this problem. 584 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,726 I always assume the best in people. 585 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,963 That's my favorite thing about you, besides your eyes. 586 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,485 [Laughs] Thanks. 587 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,881 _/~ I lost my balance and I go! in her way,» It's just... 588 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,008 when you assume the best like that, 589 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,924 you tend to miss stuff, like... signs. 590 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,401 Like when someone's about to hurt you. 591 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:40,007 You're safe with me. Okay? How can I convince you? 592 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,890 I need you to be with me and only me. 593 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,485 And I need to take things slow. 594 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,201 If you can agree to that, I think we could have the best time. 595 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:54,207 But if not, then I'm sorry, I- I just can't. 596 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,288 Oh, hey! I'll be right back. Okay. 597 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,408 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 598 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,370 ♪ You know you're sweeter than a tangerine ♪♪ 599 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,008 What's the problem here, single ladies? 600 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:16,085 Unless you're beat up like me from riding a buffalo down at the state fair, 601 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,764 you should be out on the dance floor. 602 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,606 This ain't a dance for flowers to sprout on the wall. 603 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,728 Get out there and spread your petals. 604 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,167 We're not flowers. We're losers. 605 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,483 And this dance only doubled how pathetic I already feel. 606 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,643 [ Gasps ] Look, there's Brett! Hi, Brett. 607 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,202 Girls, take it from a former wallflower myself. 608 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,408 Life's not about waiting to be asked, 609 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,130 and neither is this dance. 610 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,726 Now get out there and get what's yours. 611 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,208 Just remember one thing- The worst he could say is no. 612 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,128 [ Man ] ♪ You lift me up; 613 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,248 ♪ Don't you ever stop ♪ 614 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,330 ♪ /'m here with you,» I will if you will. 615 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,283 ♪ Now it's all or nothing ♪ 616 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,767 Oh, hey, Kurt, I was just thinking about you. 617 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,491 Thoughts on a Sondheim super mash-up? 618 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,085 Like epic to the power of epic. 619 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,770 We'll all probably die while singing it. 620 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,531 You in? I'm in. 621 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,602 Hey, Adam. 622 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,603 I was wondering- 623 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,768 ♪♪ [ Continues ] Do you want to dance'? 624 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,683 ♪ What you gonna do when the love burns down? ♪ 625 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,570 Artie, will you dance with me? 626 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:26,009 Would you ever want to get a drink or- or a coffee sometime? 627 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,570 - Yes. - Yes. 628 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,802 [ Chuckles ] Yeah, that'd be great. 629 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,531 - Great. - Here, let me give you my number. 630 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,005 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 631 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,722 ♪ Stay until your love is ♪ 632 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,203 ♪ Alive and kicking ♪ 633 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,603 ,/' Sta y until your /0 me is _/' [Chattering ] 634 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,769 This is so nice. It is, isn't it? I told you this would be fun. 635 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,844 You were so right. You know, I love your new attitude these days. 636 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,684 It's so empowered. 637 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:58,242 I love your everything. You're perfect. 638 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,120 Oh, Tina Cohen-Chang, where have you been all my life? 639 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,248 Right here. 640 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,325 I need you. Huge breakthrough in the case. 641 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,925 Let's go. [ Tina ] Wait! 642 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,843 - Blaine and I were just about to- - About to what? 643 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,410 Keep dancing. 644 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,369 I'm sorry, Tina. This is bigger than all of us. I gotta go. 645 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,283 - Did you not hear me? - Where are you- 646 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,408 Let's go! 647 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,525 You can dance with us. 648 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,722 [ Brittany ] Yeah, McKinley! [ Cheering ] 649 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,407 [ Brittany Whooping ] 650 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,962 Okay, a friendly reminder. Don't eat the snowflakes. 651 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,566 They're fake, and the glitter sticks to the roof of your mouth. 652 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,610 All right, ladies, grab your date and get on the dance floor! 653 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,651 Because the guys were just a warm-up for the real main attraction- us! 654 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,810 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 655 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,043 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 656 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,884 J\UhhJ~ 657 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:03,727 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah Oh. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 658 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,926 J\UhhJ~ 659 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,210 ♪ Never had much faith in love or miracles ♪ 660 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,368 - 3 Miracles 3 - 3 Uhh 3 661 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,411 ♪ Never wanna put my heart on the line ♪ 662 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,081 J\UhhJ~ 663 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,844 ♪ Swimming in your world ♪ 664 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,571 ♪ Is something spiritual ♪ 665 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,404 ♪ Spiritual, uhh ♪ 666 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:29,611 ♪ I'm born again every time you spend the night ♪ 667 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,841 J\UhhJ~ 668 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,810 ♪ 'Cause your sex takes me to paradise ♪ 669 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,929 ♪ Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise ♪ 670 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,686 ♪ And it shows ♪ 671 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,491 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 672 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,643 -; 'Cause you make me feel like ♪ - ♪ Feel like ♪ 673 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,961 ♪ I've been locked out of heaven ♪ 674 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,485 .1' Heaven ♪ 675 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,688 ♪ For too long ♪ 676 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,647 ♪ Long ♪ 677 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,769 ♪ For too long ♪ 678 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,889 -; Now, you make me feel like ♪ - ♪ Feel like ♪ 679 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,531 ♪ I've been locked out of heaven ♪ 680 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,090 .1' Heaven ♪ 681 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,162 ♪ For too long ♪ 682 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,321 ♪ Long ♪ 683 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,402 ♪ For too long ♪ 684 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,130 ♪ Oh, oh; 685 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,249 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 686 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,641 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 687 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,048 ♪ Can I just stay here? ♪ ♪ Can I just stay here? ♪ 688 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,566 ♪ Spend the rest of my days here? ♪ 689 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,846 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 690 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,604 ♪ 'Cause you make me feel like ♪ 691 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,127 - ♪ You make me feel like ♪ - ♪ I've been locked out of heaven ♪ 692 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,645 ♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 693 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:36,489 ♪ For too long ♪ 694 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,166 ♪ Yeah, you make me feel like ♪ 695 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,483 ♪ I've been locked out of heaven ♪ 696 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,888 ♪ OhhJ~ ♪ For too l0ng ♪ 697 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,209 ♪ For too long ♪ 698 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,090 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh; 699 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,083 ♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪ 700 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,049 ♪ Oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪ 701 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,805 ♪ Yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪ 702 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,291 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 703 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,931 ♪ Oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪ 704 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,365 - ♪ Yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪ - ♪ Ahh .I'.I' 705 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,966 [ Cheering, Applauding ] 706 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,770 ♪ We were wild for days like this ♪ 707 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,322 ♪ I'm like an orange soda 'cause my skin is sun-kissed ♪ 708 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,761 ♪ Everybody bust to the right, now ♪ 709 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,003 I usually avoid dating Jewish guys on account of your people killing my Jesus. 710 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,407 I was willing to make an exception because of your biceps, 711 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,290 but I'm gonna have to end this little experiment in religious tolerance... 712 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,124 if you don't stop dancing like an idiot. 713 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,283 One night with me and I'll have you studying for your bat mitzvah. 714 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,840 Not a chance. I like bacon too much. 715 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,002 [ Both Laughing ] 716 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,003 I read your screenplay, you know. 717 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,082 Why didn't you tell me? I gave it to you, like, three days ago. 718 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,208 It took me that long to get through all the spelling errors. 719 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,846 Have you heard of spell check? No. 720 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,726 Anyways, it's actually really good. You really think so? 721 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,923 The pool boy at the White House is the only one who can save the president... 722 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,446 from alien terrorist aquatic pythons? 723 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,851 I am sold. 724 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,445 I like Keanu for the lead. 725 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,000 You have promise. 726 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,242 I really think you could be a screenwriter. 727 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,840 If you're done dancing like you lost your leg in a motorcycle accident, 728 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,605 why don't we back to my car and have at each other in the back seat? 729 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,603 Right on. But I have to warn you. 730 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,081 I get pretty hungry after sex, so we should make it quick, 731 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,970 'cause Sonic Burger closes in an hour. 732 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,522 ♪ Makes the boys say “hello” on this P-A-R-T-Y; 733 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,361 ♪ All night long, we gon' party till dawn ♪♪ 734 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,124 Look at the pictures, Finn. It's not just Hunter. 735 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,010 Half the Warblers have gained 10 pounds of muscle since they joined the team. 736 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,650 [ Finn ] I already looked into this. 737 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,371 This is a weight-training regimen that they stole from Vocal Adrenaline. 738 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,802 You can't just go from being a twig to Jean-Claude Van Damme in a few months. Tell him, Sam. 739 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,282 Look, the average male gains up to two pounds of muscle per month- fact! 740 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,489 And that's without cheating. We looked it up online. 741 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,484 Look at this cell phone video Artie and Joe Hart took down at the Lima Bean the other day. 742 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,643 What the hell is this? Did you put Splenda in my latte? 743 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,609 You 're a baristal You don 7 think! 744 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,484 You need to remember //ke six things- Here comes the biscotti throw. 745 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:59,162 One of them is, the sugar comes in the brown packets and the Splenda is in the yellow! 746 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,846 I freaking hate Splendal 747 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,446 I-It tastes like- like pencils! 748 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:08,445 - Why are you putting pencils in my latte? - [ Clattering ] 749 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,841 Now, that is 'roid rage and you know it. 750 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,720 Look, chapter seven, subsection 16, rule four, line nine. 751 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,370 “Any team using performance-enhancing drugs, 752 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,363 including amphetamines, anabolic steroid, 753 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,602 human growth hormone or Four Loko- 754 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,921 will be automatically disqualified from competition.” 755 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,209 The rule is retroactive, so if we can prove that they used at Sectionals, 756 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,282 they'll have to forfeit and we'll win. 757 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,010 Glee Club is back. Blam! 758 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,845 Guys, what you are asking me to do here is beyond serious. 759 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,930 The Warblers are, like, one of the most respected glee clubs in the country. 760 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,890 To accuse them of this when all we have for proof... 761 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,248 is photos of some dudes' heads and a cell phone video? 762 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:48,167 Look, I want Glee Club back just as much as you guys, but... this isn't enough. 763 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,607 We need more real proof. 764 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,284 We have some. 765 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,689 Me. 766 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,246 I knew when Trent didn't perform with the Warblers at Sectionals that something was up. 767 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,330 Yeah, he is kind of like the sunshine of the group, isn't he? 768 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,606 Isn't he? 769 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,047 Blaine and I joined the Warblers together. 770 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:09,404 It was a band of brothers, a group joined by harmony and honor. 771 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,405 And then Blaine left and Sebastian came, then Hunter- 772 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,643 They just chipped away at everything that was good and special about us. 773 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:17,801 [ Man ] Next. 774 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,689 [ Trent] Winning was everything. 775 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,404 You took the shots or you didn't perform. 776 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,922 [ Man ] Next. S'/'ng/'/7g M/it/7 the VI/arb/ers /is my life, but I co u/dn 7 do /'2'. 777 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,482 My hormones can't handle heroic doses of testosterone. 778 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,570 [ Hunter] You. Sensitive. Get over here. What are you, afraid? 779 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,608 I'm not doing this. 780 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,808 I don't even shave yet. 781 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,530 The Warblers mean everything to me, 782 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,001 and it's killing me to betray them like this. 783 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,163 You're not betraying them. Hunter betrayed the Warblers. You're saving them. 784 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,409 Yeah, that's what they said about Brutus. And Cassius. 785 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,925 Look, if I go public with this, 786 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,002 then the Warblers' reputation- it's ruined forever. 787 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,124 Years of honorable melodies and harmonies, all forgotten. 788 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:58,364 The Warblers' reputation was ruined the second they decided to cheat to win. 789 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,363 - Fact. - So, what do you say? 790 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,041 Will you do this? Will you testify against the Warblers? 791 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,882 [ Knocking ] 792 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,044 Hey, sorry I'm late. 793 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,851 What are you doing? It's 9:45. I invited you over at 9:00. 794 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,526 You're 45 minutes late. Your turkey burger is cold. 795 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,524 Six months ago, I probably would've just smiled and reheated this all up for you, 796 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,841 and I would've been grateful that you showed up at all. 797 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,366 - Wait. You're actually pissed? - Yeah, I am. 798 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,364 It's amazing how I strive for such greatness for myself and my career, 799 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,091 but I'm fine with taking whatever scraps I can get in my personal life. 800 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,891 - I'm sorry. The train was late. - You should've left earlier. 801 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,088 Okay? Let me ask you. 802 00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:00,802 If I would've told you there was $10 million here at this apartment waiting for you, 803 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,370 then would you have come on time? 804 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,727 Because I think I'm worth more than $10 million. 805 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,565 Yes. You're priceless. 806 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,688 And you're right. 807 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:14,402 If it means anything to you, it was freezing on the train platform. 808 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,285 No. Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? 809 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,204 Because I didn't care. 810 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,760 Because that train was taking me here to you. 811 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,288 And all I was thinking was that... 812 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,443 I would wait all night, 813 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,171 I-I would wait my whole life for that train... 814 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,642 if it meant that I got to spend my last day with you. 815 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,321 I guess I could put it in the microwave. 816 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,485 Not yet. We-We have plenty of time to eat. 817 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,085 I want to dance. 818 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,564 Come on. But there's no music. 819 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,246 Well, use your imagination. 820 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,129 ♪♪ [ Guitar] [ Chuckles ] 821 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,647 Not bad. 822 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:06,965 ♪ My love must be a kind of blind love; 823 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,526 ♪ I can't see anyone but you ♪ 824 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,210 - I am awesome. - [ Chuckles ] 825 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,770 I mean, I always knew I was pretty cool, 826 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,401 but tonight is the first night I realized how awesome I was. 827 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,849 Why is that? Because you are the most amazing person I've ever met. 828 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,844 And somehow, I convinced you to be into me. 829 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,684 You're incredible. 830 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,242 I'm done. I don't- I don't want to be with anybody else. 831 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,560 All I need is you. 832 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:40,249 ♪ I don't know if it's cloudy or bright ♪ 833 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:47,204 ♪ I only have eyes ♪ 834 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,123 .L'F0r_;~ 835 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,168 JYOUJ 836 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,447 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 837 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,126 [ Blaine ] Tina! Excuse me. 838 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,089 Hey. I thought you split. 839 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,403 No. No, not at all. We were just dealing with some Glee stuff. 840 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,130 Anything good? I'm not sure yet. 841 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,282 But if it works out, we may have just saved the Glee Club. 842 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,641 Is there anything you can't do? 843 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:10,405 [ Chuckles ] I know I can't possibly leave here... 844 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,608 without having at least one slow dance with you. 845 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:21,488 ♪ Or on the crowded ♪ 846 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:29,286 ♪ Avenue ♪ 847 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:36,448 ♪ But they all disappear; 848 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:42,562 ♪ From view; 849 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:52,880 ♪ And I only have eyes ♪ 850 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,002 .L'F0r_;~ 851 00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:00,130 JYOUJ 852 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,282 ♪ Doo-bop, doo-bop ♪ 853 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,604 ♪ Doo-bop, doo-bop ♪ 854 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,046 ♪ Doo-bop, doo-bop ♪ 855 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:14,604 ♪ I only have eyes for you ♪♪ 856 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,162 I promise I will never be late again. 857 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,649 I'll get an apartment out here. 858 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,560 Why don't you just move in? 859 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,447 Let the record state that the ladies of McKinley are grateful to Tina Cohen-Chang. 860 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,807 That Sadie Hawkins dance gave me back my swag. 861 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,247 I not only snagged the cutest Christian hippie in all of Ohio, 862 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,449 I was also empowered to apply for a wrestling scholarship at... 863 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,682 Harvard. [Cheering ] 864 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,889 I think Brett really likes me. He even baked me brownies. 865 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,123 Isn't that sweet? I can't stop eating them. 866 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,851 And I got to third base, bitches! 867 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,002 [Cheering ] 868 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,686 The dance couldn't have gone more perfectly if I do say so myself. 869 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,287 And just between us girls, I think I found the love of my life. 870 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,966 What? You're not talking about Gay Blaine? 871 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,883 The Too Young To Be Bitter Club is hereby disbanded. 872 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,247 [ Cheering, Whooping ] 873 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,169 Bring it in, Tina! Bring it in! 874 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,964 Here we go. Get over here, Tina. 875 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,561 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 876 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:31,567 ♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj 877 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,723 ♪ ./' [ Ends ]