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[Chattering ]
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Thanks for coming
to meet me.
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I half-thought that Brody
guy was gonna be with you.
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Didn't think you'd wanna spend
your first Valentine's Day apart.
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That's actually a little bit of a point
of contention between the two of us.
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He was weirded out about going
to a stranger's wedding, so I-
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Cool. So, I don't really need to hear about
your new boyfriend that you're living with.
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Finn, what's going on right now? You
look like you slept in those clothes.
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And you won't
even look at me.
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I kissed Miss Pillsbury.
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Did she kiss you back? No. She
was totally freaked out by it.
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I don't even know how it happened. We'd been
spending all this time together and then-
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She was there, andljust
felt the need to-
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And I kissed her,
and I-
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Does Mr. Schue know?
I don't think so.
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I don't think she'd tell
him, but- Maybe I should.
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No. Don't.
Just... don't.
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Okay? Remember how you felt about Puck
when you found out about him and Quinn?
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You kicked a garbage can. I'm
the worst person in the world!
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No, you're not.
What you did, it wasn't great.
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But I get it. You're
confused and- and lonely.
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I'm sure that just knowing about Brody and
I living together, I-i-it... set you off.
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Not everything
has to do with you.
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Yeah.
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- I don't know what to do.
- You always wanted to be an actor, right?
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So here's your chance to play the
role of the supportive best man.
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[School Bell Rings]
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Um-
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Oh-
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I'd feel a lot more comfortable
if this door stayed open.
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The whole wall is glass,
and there's 50 kids walking by.
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I don't have time for this. Seriously,
this seating chart is like a giant sudoku.
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Will wants his mother as far
away from the bar as possible,
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and all of you Glee kids
have dated so incestuously...
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that I can't even remember
who can tolerate who anymore.
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I'm worried about not being able to do this,
being able to look Mr. Schue in the eyes.
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Look, I'm really sorry that I don't have
a pamphlet handy for you right now,
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but I'm pretty sure if I did it would say
something like, “Get over it.” Okay?
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My therapist says that I use my O.C.D.
to control the uncontrollable.
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Ever since I was a little kid I would plan
and plan and plan all my birthday parties,
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but I never actually
went through with any of them...
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because they were never ready by the
time my birthday actually rolled around.
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I just wanted to help you.
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When I get on that altar
and I make my solemn vows...
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for the second and, I hope, the
very last time,
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standing right behind my
husband will be his best man.
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That's you,
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the guy who thought it was okay to
kiss me a week before my wedding,
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the guy who is forcing me
to lie to my fiancé.
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And if you really
want to help me,
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then just keep
a wide berth...
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and keep
your mouth shut.
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How's my nervous
little bride doing?
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Um, good. ljust- I really could
use some help with the seating.
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Right after Glee practice.
I promise.
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Thank you.
Okay. Come on, Finn.
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Okay -
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[School Bell Rings]
Glee Club!
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[All Cheering, Laughing ]
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- Mr. Schue, how was D.C.?
- D.C. was great.
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- But now I am back to stay.
- Holla!
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For my first order of business,
I wanna give a big shout-out...
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to the guy who made sure I had
something to come back to.
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Mr. Finn Hudson. [
Cheering, Applauding ]
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Now...
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for this week's assignment.
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- I hope it's Britney again.
- [ Shouting ]
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Miss Pillsbury and I
are finally getting married,
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which makes me the happiest,
luckiest man alive.
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Emma has been
handling all the prep,
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so to help out I thought I'd take charge
of the entertainment for the reception.
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And though this goes
against tradition,
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it would mean the world to me,
and to Emma,
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if, instead of giving
your best man speech, Finn,
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you sing for us.
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- What do you think?
_ Uh_
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Uh... yeah.
Of course.
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Perfect.
[Laughs]
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For everyone else who isn't
out with Asian bird flu,
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it's a Valentine's Day
wedding- lt wasn't me.
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Which means we need some great
romantic love songs at the reception.
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Wait. You want us to be your
wedding singers? That is so-
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Awesome.
We'd be honored.
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Great.
I have some great ideas.
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[School Bell Rings]
Oh!
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So, her name is Betty. She's
gonna be sitting next to you.
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She's my niece, she's blonde,
she's an amazing singer,
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and she has, um,
very large, uh-
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- Feet?
- Boobies.
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Oh. Oh, my. [Chuckles]
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[ Clears Throat]
Miss Pillsbury, are you okay?
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What, me? Yeah. I'm fine.
The locker's not though.
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It's flu season. I can practically
see the virus growing in here.
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I'm sorry. It's just a little
bit of residual wedding stress.
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Nothing that any bride wouldn't feel
this close to her big day though.
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Right?
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So, I know it's not
Valentine's Day yet,
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but...
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I wanted you
to open this now.
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- [ Exhales]
- They're cuff links.
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I made it myself from this old typewriter
my mom and I found at a garage sale.
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Just wanted you to have 'em early so you
could wear them to Mr. Schue's wedding.
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These are so cool. But I can't
wait to give you your gift.
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You're gonna love it.
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I love it already. I don't care what it is.
I'll meet you after Spanish class. Okay?
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Dude, you did get her
something. Right?
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Not yet.
But I've got some ideas.
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I've been brainstorming
with my brother.
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You said she had some kind of
eating disorder thing, right? Yeah.
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Take her out to dinner.
Save a bunch of cash.
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Then use that extra money to buy
a ton of different lingerie.
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Have her put on a fashion show.
Chicks love fashion.
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I know you're related to that guy, but he's
kinda creepy and currently dating a sophomore.
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I'm not letting you
do any of that.
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Dude, I don't know
about this stuff. Okay?
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Those are the only
ideas that I had.
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You wanna do something romantic, something
she's gonna remember for the rest of her life.
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It's not like I can afford
diamond earrings or a Bentley.
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It's not how much money you put into it.
It's about how much of you you put into it.
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Well, you got some ideas?
A bunch.
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Which is why you're gonna forget about
Valentine's Day and make it Valentine's Week.
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Genius. Thank you.
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Say hi to Mrs. Sanchez for me.
Will do. Thank you.
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[School Bell Rings]
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Where have you been? I asked you
to come, like, an hour ago.
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- I was getting a spray tan. - Mr. Schue asked
me to sing him a song as my best man toast.
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So far I've narrowed it down to “Confessions”
by Usher, “My Best Friend's Girl” and...
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“Lyin' Eyes” by the Eagles.
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I can't go through with this.
You're gonna be fine.
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I'll sing with you.
We can do a duet.
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Pfltakethelead, and you can
just sway in the background.
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Right. Well, I think
the real issue here is...
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whether or not you can
handle singing with me-
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I mean, we do have some pretty
dangerous musical chemistry.
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I think I can control myself.
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Although I will admit
you do look very cute right now.
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I've been dieting.
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I'll pick out the song. [ Clears
Throat ] [ School Bell Rings ]
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Eagles sit at the top
of the food chain.
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Their lifting power is about four pounds.
It's like a small baby.
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[ Clears Throat ] What
is going on with you?
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Did you get more 11-hour energy shots?
There's a reason they're illegal in Canada.
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Nothing's going on. What could be going on?
It's history class.
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[Whispering ]
All right.
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Jacob, you got the floor. Hello.
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- This is kind of embarrassing, but-
- Jake!
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What are you doing? Are you really
standing up in front of everyone...
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and singing
to prove your love for Marley?
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Yes, Ryder.
Yes, I am.
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Wow, that's so crazy and emotionally
vulnerable. I had no idea.
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Oh, wait.
Yes, I did.
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Marley, I know this is
one of your favorite songs,
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so this is for you.
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♪ You're all I need ♪
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♪ To get by-y-y ♪
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♪ You're all ♪
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♪ Like sweet morning dew;
♪ I need ♪
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♪ I took one look at you ♪
♪ To get by;
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♪ And it was plain to see ♪
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♪ You were my destiny ♪
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- 3 You're all 3
- 3 With arms open wide 3
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- ♪ I need ♪
- ♪ I threw away my pride ♪
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- ♪ To get by;
- ♪ I'll sacrifice for you ♪
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♪ Dedicate my life to you ♪
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♪ I will go where you lead ♪
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- ♪ Come on, baby; - ♪ Always
there in time of need ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh,
and when I lose my will ♪
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♪ You'll be there
to push me up the hill ♪
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♪ There's no,
no looking back for us ♪
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♪ We've got love ♪
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♪ Sure enough,
that's enough ♪
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♪ You're all ♪
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♪ You're all I need ♪
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♪ To get by:
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♪ I need ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ To get by:
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
Listen.
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♪ You're all ♪ ♪ Like an
eagle protects his nest;
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-; I need ♪
C♪ For you, I'll do my best;
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♪ To get by; ♪ Stand
by you like a tree ♪
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♪ And dare anybody
to try and move me ♪
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♪ You're all ♪ ♪ Darling,
in you I found ♪
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-; I need to get by; - ♪
Strength when I was torn down ♪
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♪ Don't know
what's in store ♪
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♪ But together
we can open any door;
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♪ Oh, baby ♪ ♪ Just to
do what's good for you ♪
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♪ Come on, darling, oh, oh ♪ ♪
And inspire you a little higher;
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♪ I know you can
make a man ♪
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♪ Out of a soul
that didn't have a goal ♪
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♪ 'Cause we,
we got the right foundation ♪
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♪ And with love
and determination ♪
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♪ You're all ♪
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♪ All the joys under the sun
wrapped up into one ♪
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♪ You're all ♪
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♪ You're all I need ♪
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♪ Oh, to get by:
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♪ All right:
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-3 I need you, darling ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ You're all I need ♪
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♪ To getbv $4'
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That was amazing.
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You like it?
Oh, my God.
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She liked it. [ Marley ]
That was so romantic.
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[Chattering ]
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- It is a Carrot Top convention.
- [ Bridesmaids Giggling ]
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I am so over this,
and it hasn't even started yet.
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I'm clearly the hottest bitch
in this lousyjoint,
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but I'm all alone,
stuck here sitting with you.
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Do you want me to
slap you again?
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I hate weddings,
and I hate Valentine's Day.
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They were invented by breeders to
sell cheap chocolate and false hope.
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Do you know
what / hate? Men.
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Every single one of them is a pig,
except maybe Mr. Schue and Al Roker.
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And you know what?
You were right.
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I do let men define me,
but not anymore.
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Like Gloria Steinem said,
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“A woman without a man is like
a fish without a bicycle.”
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Al Roker is disgusting,
by the way.
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[ Scoffs ]
Whatever.
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♪♪ [ Guitar: Classical ]
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Hi. Betty?
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Yes? Oh, God.
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What? Did I beat you to
the last handicap spot? Sorry.
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I'm Artie. Miss Pillsbury said
I should look out for you?
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Hell, no.
Uh-
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No.
Uh-
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No. Wheel away.
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Wheel...
the hell... away.
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My aunt told me she was fixing
me up with someone good-looking,
232
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,481
so that was a lie.
233
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,924
Oh. I mean, some people think I'm
kind of nerdy-hot, so- No,no,no.
234
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,889
Andrew Garfield
is nerdy-hot.
235
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,281
You are Stephen Hawking's
younger brother.
236
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,522
Miss Pillsbury didn't tell you I
was in a wheelchair, did she?
237
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,444
Um, obviously not, because I
don't date losers in chairs.
238
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,483
But you'/"e in a wheelchair.
Yeah.
239
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,689
I'm also blonde, captain of the
cheerleaders at my high school,
240
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,967
and I've got this going on.
241
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,609
[Jake]
You first.
242
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,324
Thank you, sir.
Yep.
243
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,244
Oh, my gosh, Jake.
Are these for me?
244
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,243
Yes.
245
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,483
How did you know I love peonies?
They're the queen of flowers.
246
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:21,121
Because you mentioned it in the choir
room once, and Jake remembered.
247
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,771
Right, dude?
Right. Yeah.
248
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,365
I love them.
249
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,010
And you.
250
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,242
[Whispering ]
Thank you.
251
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,491
[ Moaning ]
252
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,642
Had I known I was gonna get
groped in the back of a Prius,
253
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,210
I would've brought
a change of clothes.
254
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,721
I'm gonna go in there looking
like Prom." The Morning After.
255
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,211
[ Moaning ]
What am I doing?
256
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,691
I'm sort of dating somebody
in New York.
257
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,127
Uh, you're not in New York.
And it's not exclusive, right?
258
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,761
You in this fey boy-tie-
Dude, it's my Kryptonite.
259
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,047
[ Moaning ] Wait, this doesn't mean
that we're back together, right?
260
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,521
No, no, no. It's-It's cool.
I know, I know. lt's-
261
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,644
This is just bros helping bros.
I love it when you talk fratty.
262
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,251
Tell me
that's not Tina again!
263
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,845
Hey, can you two
wrap it up?
264
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,163
The wedding is about to start,
and I need my arm-gays.
265
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,289
[Gasping ]
Oh, my God.
266
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,003
You do realize how trashy
blasphemous this is, right?
267
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,646
Mercedes, everyone hooks
up at weddings. Mm-hmm.
268
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,165
Let's go.
All right.
269
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,521
This outfit
needs an audience.
270
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,530
[ Exhales]
[ Church Bells Ringing ]
271
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,244
Okay.
[ Door Opens ]
272
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,891
Mmm. Oh, my God. What
are you wearing?
273
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,048
What?
This old thing?
274
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,521
Why, it's an exact replica
of your wedding dress.
275
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,125
Why would you do that?
276
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,645
To get back
at Will Schuester...
277
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,922
for handing a teaching position
to a flabby 19-year-old.
278
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,451
[ Emma Inhales, Exhales ]
279
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,808
Um, Sue,
I feel really scared.
280
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,407
I feel really overwhelmed. I feel
like I can't think straight.
281
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,602
I'm just really, really worried
that this isn't gonna work.
282
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,011
Well, of course
it isn't going to work.
283
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,323
You're a weird bird-lady
with a hollow pelvis and O.C.D.,
284
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,323
and Will Schuester
is a weepy man-child...
285
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,528
whose greatest joy in life
is singing with children.
286
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,841
And his best friend?
Nineteen.
287
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,445
The last time
was such a disaster.
288
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,443
I turned into somebody
that I didn't even recognize.
289
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,763
If I'm wrong again,
I won't survive.
290
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,604
Well, don't say that
to Will Schuester.
291
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,923
He'll have you singing a stripped-down
acoustic version of "I Will Survive”...
292
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,402
in front of a choir room full of teenagers
with meaningful looks on their faces.
293
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,608
God, I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
294
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,961
I don't feel like there's any air in here.
[ Exhales ]
295
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,322
♪ Today ♪
296
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:36,246
♪ Is for Emma ♪
297
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:40,530
♪ Emma, I give you
the rest of my life ♪
298
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,763
♪ To cherish
and to keep you ♪
299
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,731
♪ To honor you forever;
300
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,282
♪ Today is for Emma ♪
301
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:57,402
♪ MY h3PP"Y
soon-to-be wife ♪
302
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,121
Emma, we're really
getting married.
303
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,089
♪ Pardon me
Is everybody there? ♪
304
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,049
♪ Because if everybody's there I want to
thank you all for coming to the wedding ♪
305
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,929
♪ I'd appreciate your going even more, you
must have lots of better things to do ♪
306
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,729
♪ Not a word of this to Will Remember
Will, the man I'm gonna marry;
307
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,325
♪ But I'm not 'cause I wouldn't
ruin anyone as wonderful as he is ♪
308
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,084
♪ But I thank you all for
the gifts and the flowers ♪
309
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,605
♪ Thank you all
Now it's back to the showers ♪
310
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,843
♪ Don't tell Will, but I'm
not getting married today ♪
311
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:24,485
♪ Bless this day;
312
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,211
♪ Tragedy of life ♪
313
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,891
♪ Husband yoked to wife ♪
314
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,401
♪♪ [vocalizing ]
♪ The heart ♪
315
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,289
♪ Sinks down ♪
316
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:38,285
♪ And feels dead ♪
317
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:42,843
♪ This dreadful ♪
318
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:47,807
♪ Day ♪
319
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,287
Emma, I can't find
my good cuff links.
320
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,283
They're on the dresser.
321
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,443
Right next to
my suicide note.
322
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,005
♪ Listen, everybody, look, I don't
know what you're waiting for;
323
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,491
♪ A wedding? What's a wedding?
It's a prehistoric ritual ♪
324
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,005
♪ Where everybody promises
fidelity forever ♪
325
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,844
♪ Which is maybe the most
horrifying word I ever heard ♪
326
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,490
♪ And which is followed by a honeymoon
where suddenly he'll realize ♪
327
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,800
♪ He's saddled with a nut and want
to kill me, which he should ♪
328
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,120
♪ So thanks a bunch,
but I'm not getting married ♪
329
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,009
♪ Go have lunch 'cause
I'm not getting married ♪
330
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,366
♪ You've been grand,
but I'm not getting married ♪
331
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,930
♪ Don't just stand there
I'm not getting married ♪
332
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,651
♪ And don't tell Will, but I'm
not getting married today ♪
333
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,240
♪ Emma, I give you ♪ ♪ Go. Can't you go?
Look, you know I adore you all ♪
334
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,284
♪ The rest of my life ♪ ♪ But why
watch me die like Eliza on the ice? ♪
335
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,404
♪ But perhaps I'll collapse in the apse right
before you all ♪ ♪ To cherish and to keep you ♪
336
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,330
♪ To honor you forever; ♪ So take back the
cake, burn the shoes and boil the rice ♪
337
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,971
♪ Look, I didn't wanna tell you, but I
may be coming down with hepatitis ♪
338
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,405
♪ I think I'm gonna faint So if you
wanna see me faint I'll do it happily;
339
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,084
♪ But wouldn't it be funnier
to go and watch a funeral ♪
340
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,611
♪ My adorable wife ♪ ♪ So thank
you for the 27 dinner plates ♪
341
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,688
♪ 37 butter knives, 47
paperweights, 57 candleholders ♪
342
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,364
- ♪ One more thing ♪
- ♪ I'm not getting married ♪
343
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,851
- ♪ Softly say ♪
C♪ But I'm not getting married ♪
344
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,285
- 3 With this ring 3
-3 I'm not getting married 3
345
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,203
♪ I thee wed ♪ ♪ See, I'm
not getting married ♪
346
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:49,003
♪ Let us pray that we are/we're
not getting married today ♪♪
347
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,368
[ Gasping, Whimpering ]
348
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,645
♪♪ [ Organ: “Bridal Chorus” ]
349
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,961
[ Door Opens ]
350
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,361
♪♪ [ Stops ]
351
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,687
[Guests Murmuring ]
352
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,725
[ Chuckling ]
353
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,531
Oh, yeah. Nice to see you all.
[ Clicks Tongue ]
354
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,329
Hey, what do you think?
355
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,164
Nice, huh?
356
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,526
Thank you for coming.
357
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,409
Oh, look,
it's all the Glee kids.
358
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,801
[ Mouthing Words ]
You look so good.
359
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,367
Sue,
what are you doing?
360
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,089
I am trying to
stop this...
361
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,004
from becoming
an utter fiasco.
362
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,406
Emma's left the building.
363
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,324
[ Church Bell Ringing ]
364
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,610
So, did she give you any idea
why she might do this?
365
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,002
I mean, like, leading up to today,
did she tell you anything or-
366
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,765
She didn't have to
tell me anything.
367
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,491
I left her with all this
stress and planning.
368
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:28,168
She was losing it, and I kept telling her
that it was her usual obsessiveness.
369
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,369
Yeah, but she left you at the altar, man.
That's pretty hard-core.
370
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,363
[ Sighs ]
371
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,249
You think there
is something else?
372
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,210
Do you think there's- Do you
think there's someone else?
373
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,647
[ Footsteps]
[ Clears Throat]
374
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,884
I have been chosen, probably because
I'm numb to other people's feelings,
375
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,167
to come here and ask what you
would like to do, Mr. Sohue.
376
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,481
- About what?
- A-About the reception.
377
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,927
Miss Pillsbury's parents say
they paid for the whole thing,
378
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,480
so we might as well
go ahead and have the party.
379
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,483
If you ask me, they seem pretty
happy about what happened.
380
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,331
We can't have a reception now.
Sure you can.
381
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,402
All of you came back.
You should be together.
382
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,926
[ Chuckles ] Just because I
ruined my Valentine's Day...
383
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,048
doesn't mean I have
to ruin all of yours too.
384
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,084
I'm gonna go see
if I can find Emma.
385
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:20,124
♪♪ [ Speakers: Pop ]
386
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,843
Let's go.
[ Brittany, Indistinct ]
387
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,843
[ Chuckles ]
388
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,924
[Guests Chattering ]
389
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,525
[ Brittany ] Watch this.
We all should've known...
390
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,285
that a Valentine's Day wedding
was just asking for a disaster.
391
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,646
Love stinks.
392
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,848
Sorry, ladies.
Can I see some l.D.?
393
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,651
I'm 25. Name's Rosario Cruz.
I might be related to Penelope.
394
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,569
You? Emily Stark. Barely legal.
395
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,803
Well, that's good, 'cause I hear
your professors are into that.
396
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,851
You know, we always were two ends
of the same bitch-goddess spectrum.
397
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,649
Maybe that's why we love
each other so much.
398
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,689
And slap each other.
[Chuckles]
399
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,962
You know, I have to say,
Rosario,
400
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,042
you are killing it
in that dress.
401
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,644
Thanks.
402
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,688
Look at those romantic saps.
403
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,922
They may have love, but you know
what we are that they are not?
404
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,088
Flawless.
[ Chuckles ]
405
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,164
♪♪ [ Continues ]
406
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,803
Ooh, that looks good.
I'm gonna go dance.
407
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,646
Dude, you are like
some kind of love genius.
408
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,007
Do you spend all your time
watching Lifetime?
409
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,487
Marley has a wicked case
of Puckerman fever.
410
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:35,168
I just need one more act of romantic
awesomeness to make the condition fatal.
411
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,323
Do you think maybe just one of
these gifts should be your idea?
412
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,004
No, my ideas suck.
413
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,004
I tried to write her a poem, and the
only words that I could come up with...
414
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,924
to rhyme with Marley
was “barley” and “gnarly.”
415
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,411
Here.
416
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,926
It's a heart pendant from
the jeweler at the mall.
417
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,843
It's pretty,
but it's not too expensive,
418
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,763
so she won't think
you stole it.
419
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,208
Okay, I'm going to ignore the subtly
racist overtones of that comment...
420
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,169
because you are my hero.
421
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,322
I mean, this is perfect.
422
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,444
I am so getting laid tonight.
What?
423
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,364
Well, I mean, Marley has
wanted to take things slow,
424
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,522
and we have,
which is fine, but-
425
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,762
I mean, all this romance
is like nitrous.
426
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:16,687
I got us a room upstairs just in case,
but- [ Sighs ] I think it's gonna happen.
427
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,206
She's not ready for that.
She's just a sophomore.
428
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,602
She's still getting over
her eating disorder.
429
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,887
[ Sighs ]
430
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,804
She is not like
other girls. Okay?
431
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,323
I think
I'm in love with her.
432
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,563
And I think she's finally letting her
guard down enough to love me back.
433
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,961
I promised you
I wouldn't hurt her. Right?
434
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,202
Well, I keep my promises.
435
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,841
Especially to friends who are putting
whatever feelings they're having aside...
436
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,366
to make something special
happen for me.
437
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,762
♪♪ [ Continues ]
438
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,087
I have something for you. What?
439
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,486
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
440
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,286
♪♪ [Ends 1
[Guests Cheering ]
441
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,728
♪♪ [Song Changes: Upbeat]
442
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,808
♪ When I'm with you, baby;
443
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,803
♪ I go out of my head ♪
444
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,487
♪ And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough ♪
445
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,449
♪ All the things
you do to me ♪
446
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,010
♪ And everything you said ♪
447
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,809
♪ I just can't get enough ♪
448
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,770
You know that what happened
today isn't your fault, right?
449
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,490
How would you know?
450
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,847
Because I've seen every runaway
bride movie that there is,
451
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,570
and I know that
when the bride runs away,
452
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,291
it's never because of
a random kiss.
453
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:39,081
It's because she knew, deep down
inside, that it wasn't right.
454
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:43,563
Well, look, it's not every day that
we're in the same city, so let's dance.
455
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:49,602
♪ And I just can't seem
to get enough of ♪
456
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,531
♪ We walk together;
457
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,523
♪ We're walking
down the street ♪
458
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,650
♪ And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough ♪
459
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,131
♪ Every time
I think of you ♪
460
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,804
♪ I know we have to meet;
461
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,962
♪ And I just can't get enough ♪
462
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,804
♪ I just can't get enough ♪
463
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,370
♪ It's getting hotter;
464
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,283
♪ It's a burning love ♪
465
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,569
♪ And I just can't
seem to get enough ♪
466
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,961
Oh, my God. Did you
not get it before?
467
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,281
Yeah, I did.
More than you know.
468
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,601
You're mean, you're awful, because you're
angry because you're in the chair.
469
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,968
- I understand. - Wow. Could you be
any more reductive and handi-centric?
470
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,883
I'm fine with my chair.
471
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,042
What I'm not fine with
is suffering fools.
472
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,811
If you think that makes
me mean and awful- I do.
473
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,884
However, I find you
oddly compelling, so...
474
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,325
will you dance with me?
475
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,085
I'm pretty legendary
for my dance moves.
476
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,248
All right, fine. One dance.
That's all I ask.
477
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,522
♪♪ [ Continues ]
[ Giggles ]
478
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,611
♪ And when it rains ♪
479
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,682
♪ You're shining down for me ♪
480
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,570
♪ And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough ♪
481
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,364
♪ Just like a rainbow;
482
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,521
♪ You know you set me free ♪
483
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,967
♪ And I just can't get enough ♪
484
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,008
♪ And I just can't
get enough ♪
485
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,606
♪ You're like an angel
and you give me your love ♪
486
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:15,447
♪ And I just can't
seem to get enough of ♪
487
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,168
♪ I just can't get enough I
just can't get enough ♪ :Oh.r
488
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:30,211
♪ I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough ♪
489
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,405
- ♪ I just can't get enough I
just can't get enough ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪
490
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:38,087
♪ I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough ♪
491
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,164
♪ It's getting hotter
It's a burning love ♪
492
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:46,087
♪ And I just can't seem
to get enough of ♪♪
493
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,889
[ Cheering, Applause ]
494
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,042
[ Mouths Words ]
Thank you.
495
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,403
I'm gonna get some punch. Do you want
anything? Uh, yeah, I'll take a cup.
496
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,124
But just remember,
we're not- Dating.
497
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,248
We're just here
as friends. I know.
498
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,731
Ooh, baby cupcakes.
499
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,927
I don't like the way you treat Blaine.
There. I said it.
500
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:07,409
You're here, you're in New York, you're at
Vogue.com, at NYADA- Who are you, Kurt?
501
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,802
Meanwhile, Blaine is here, lonely.
And yes, he cheated.
502
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,282
We're all human, Kurt. We all
deserve to be loved back, Kurt.
503
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:18,251
Okay, Tina, I say this with total love, but
the moment we all saw coming is finally here.
504
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:22,126
You're a hag. You're hagged out. You're in
love with Blaine, and it's creepy. Stop.
505
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,601
What do you know about love?
You just come and go.
506
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,967
Who's been here to support him? Me.
Who took him to Sadie Hawkins? Me.
507
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,963
Who put him in bed
when he got sick...
508
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,486
and rubbed VapoRub on his little
muscled chest while he slept-
509
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,762
Wh-What'? You- Huh'? What'?
510
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,367
No, I didn't mean- This isn't
about me, Kurt! I have to go.
511
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,363
Did you vapo-rape
my ex-boyfriend?
512
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,807
Don't walk away from me,
Tina Cohen-Chang!
513
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,440
Today is the day
we honor Saint Valentine,
514
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,648
a man publicly beheaded
for defying his government...
515
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,451
by exchanging candies
and chocolates...
516
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,569
to nonsensically render the
objects of our affection...
517
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,086
more fat
and less attractive.
518
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,611
And in other
nonsensical traditions,
519
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,411
Emma left behind her bouquet
as she fled the scene,
520
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,768
leaving it to somebody else to toss
these soon-to-be-dead flowers...
521
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,650
under the mythical belief
that whoever catches them...
522
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,644
will magically become the
next person to get married...
523
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,371
or, more than likely,
to sprint from the altar.
524
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,488
So gather round,
single ladies,
525
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:22,282
and allow me to be the one to enable your
false dreams and ridiculous expectations.
526
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,647
[ Giggling, Chattering ]
527
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,322
- [ Laughing ] _
- [ Cheering, Whooping ]
528
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,562
[Applause ]
529
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,445
That's weird.
530
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:55,924
See, traditionally only single girls
line up to catch the bouquet.
531
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,805
She loves me.
532
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,160
I am single.
533
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,641
You live with a guy.
534
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,688
- She loves me not.
- Have you been drinking?
535
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,967
You know, you were
the one who told me...
536
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,283
to stop moping around
and being such a sad sack.
537
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,925
She loves me.
538
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,048
It got me thinking
about Will and Emma,
539
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,408
about how relationships
are a lot like flowers.
540
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,528
If you find the right seed,
541
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,807
put it in good soil,
542
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,247
give it water
and sunlight-
543
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,244
Barn. Perfect bud.
544
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,490
She loves me not.
545
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,483
And then comes winter...
546
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,211
and the flower dies.
547
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,489
But if you tend
that garden,
548
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,085
spfingfl
come along...
549
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,686
and that flower
will bloom again.
550
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,284
She loves me.
551
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,806
Are you telling me
that you want to be a gardener?
552
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,327
I'm asking you, how you can live
with a guy but still be single?
553
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,930
She loves me not.
554
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,401
Come on. It's New York. Okay? Haven't
you ever seen Sex and ('he City?
555
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,960
Brody and I had
a very mature conversation.
556
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,088
We just decided that
we're not gonna, you know,
557
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,521
put any labels on anything
and worry about what we are.
558
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,965
She loves me.
559
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,168
So, do you really believe all
that stuff you tell yourself...
560
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:12,371
about no labels and mature conversations,
Sex and ('he City, really?
561
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,521
She loves me not.
562
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,887
You think I'm lying to you?
563
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,167
I think you're
lying to yourself.
564
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,210
She loves me.
565
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,204
And I think that the reason you
can't really commit to Brody...
566
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,045
is because you're still in
love with someone else.
567
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,645
She loves me not.
568
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,882
You?
569
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,647
You and I both know
how this thing ends.
570
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,323
I-I don't know
how or when,
571
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,243
and I don't care
where you're living...
572
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,005
or-or what dope
you're shacked up with.
573
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,924
You're my girlfriend.
574
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,002
We are endgame.
575
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,408
I know that,
and you know that.
576
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,646
We gotta go sing
our duet, so-
577
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,248
Yeah.
578
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,685
♪♪ [ Piano]
579
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,685
♪♪ [ Continues ]
580
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,201
♪ I know it's late ♪
581
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,685
♪ I know you're weary;
582
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,486
♪ I know your plans ♪
583
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,927
♪ Don't include me ♪
584
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,567
♪ Still here we are ♪
585
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,926
♪ Both of us lonely;
586
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,841
♪ Longing for shelter ♪
587
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,084
♪ From all that we see ♪
588
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,051
.1' Why should we worry? ♪
589
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,727
♪ No one will care, girl ♪
590
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,566
[ Rachel ]
♪ Look at the stars now;
591
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,611
♪ So far away ♪
592
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,206
♪ We've got tonight ♪
593
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,006
♪ Who needs tomorrow? ♪
594
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,086
♪ We've got tonight, babe ♪
595
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,960
♪ Why don't you stay? ♪
596
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,249
♪ Deep in my soul ♪
597
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,564
♪ I've been so lonely;
598
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,480
♪♪ [ Continues ] I've never
slow-danced with a girl before.
599
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,722
I like it.
600
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,401
♪ And I've longed for love ♪
601
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,929
♪ Like everyone else does ♪
602
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,164
♪ I know
I'll keep searching ♪
603
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,040
♪ After today ♪
604
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,567
♪ So there it is, girl ♪
605
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,406
♪ We've got it all now ♪
606
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,371
♪ And here we are, babe ♪
607
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,967
♪ What do you say? ♪
608
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,362
[ Together]
♪ We've got tonight ♪
609
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,968
♪ Who needs tomorrow? ♪
610
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,522
♪ We've got tonight, babe ♪
611
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,650
♪ Why don't we stay? ♪
612
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,049
♪ I know it's late ♪
613
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,085
♪ And I know
you're weary ♪
614
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:43,563
♪ I know your plans
don't include me ♪
615
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:49,170
♪ Still here we are ♪
616
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:53,006
[Together]
♪ Both of us lonely;
617
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,846
♪ Both of us lonely;
618
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,526
[ Laughing,
Chattering ]
619
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,124
♪ We've got tonight ♪
620
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,240
♪ Who needs tomorrow? ♪
621
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,211
♪ Let's make it last;
622
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,126
♪ Let's find a way ♪
623
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,966
♪ Turn out the light;
♪ Oh-ohh ♪
624
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,011
♪ Come take my hand now;
625
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,971
[Together]
♪ We've got tonight, babe ♪
626
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,169
♪ Why don't we stay? ♪
627
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:39,082
♪ We've got tonight, babe ♪
628
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,131
♪ Why don't we ♪
629
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:51,847
♪ Sta)/.F.F
630
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,524
Tell me now that
we're not back together.
631
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,286
- I mean... it was fun, but-
- Don't-
632
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,328
I'm not gonna let you
minimize this, Kurt.
633
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,243
It's no accident
that we were together...
634
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,448
on Christmas and again
on Valentine's Day.
635
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,490
And we're going to be together
for many, many more,
636
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,929
no matter how much you pretend
that this doesn't mean anything.
637
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,211
I'll see you downstairs.
638
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,683
[ Door Opens ]
Okay.
639
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,489
[ Door Closes ]
640
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,363
[ Sighs ]
641
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,642
So that's why college
girls experiment.
642
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,007
And thank God they do.
643
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,761
It was fun, and I've always wondered what
it would be like to be with a woman,
644
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,764
but, uh, I don't know- I think for
me it was more of a one-time thing.
645
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,164
Look, you don't have to worry. I'm not
gonna show up at your house with a U-Haul.
646
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,730
[ Chuckles ]
647
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,965
- So what happens next?
- Well, you could walk out first.
648
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,249
Or we could make it
a two-time thing?
649
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,723
Was it good for you?
650
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,882
I don't know. You?
651
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,644
No idea.
652
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,722
[ Both Laughing ]
653
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,767
[ Sighs ] I'm sorry.
Ah, don't be.
654
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,611
But you spent so much money on this room.
No, I didn't.
655
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:28,002
I just snagged a key card from the maid's
cart and tried every door till one opened.
656
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,487
Are you serious?
No.
657
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,528
[Laughs]
658
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:37,640
Come on. Can we at least make it
back downstairs for another dance?
659
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,330
Let's go.
660
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,765
Hello?
661
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,730
Oh, my God.
This is amazing.
662
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,041
Just a little something
I threw together.
663
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,487
Only took me two whole days,
but you're worth it.
664
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,005
Thank you.
665
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:21,404
I felt bad about us not being
together on Valentine's Day,
666
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:26,327
but since, uh, Kurt and Santana
are out until tomorrow,
667
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,641
I thought we could
take advantage.
668
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,529
[Laughs]
669
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,004
Did you kiss somebody else when you
were away? You're kissing differently.
670
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,809
Well, what if I did?
671
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,651
I thought we were in a modern and
open relationship. Yeah, we are.
672
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:44,361
But, I mean, the key is that we are honest
with each other with everything that we do.
673
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,488
So, did you see Finn?
674
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,403
Finn's fine.
He lives in Ohio.
675
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,847
And I live here
with you.
676
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,405
Cool?
677
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,409
Like a cucumber.
[Laughs]
678
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,881
Thank you
for being honest with me.
679
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,727
Well, speaking of being
honest, what about you, huh?
680
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,127
Mm-hmm. Who did you see?
Who did you do?
681
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,931
I'm sure there are a lot of lonely girls
in New York City on Valentine's Day.
682
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,369
I stayed at home and watched
weight lifting videos.
683
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,322
Well, thank you
for being honest with me.
684
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,481
Care to join me
in the bedroom?
685
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,289
[ Sighs ]
686
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,089
Is it okay
if I pass tonight?
687
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,650
I have airplane belly.
688
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,643
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
689
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:33,530
I am kind of worn out
from the night before you left.
690
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,291
Okay, so, couch time and- Yes!
691
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,647
I will get
some popcorn.
692
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,288
I'm glad to have you back.
I genuinely missed you.
693
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,522
[ School Bell Rings ] Before
you say anything, I'm sorry.
694
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,682
I'm sorry that I attacked
you at the reception.
695
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,081
It's just, I saw you up
there, singing with Blaine,
696
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,447
and I saw the old,
legendary chemistry.
697
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,491
I saw two soul mates rediscovering
each other, and I was jealous.
698
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,848
Why couldn't that be me? Why
can't I have that with someone?
699
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,287
You will.
Just not with me.
700
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,011
I'm sorry that I've been throwing
myself at you, making a fool of myself,
701
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,082
hoping for something
I know can never be.
702
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,084
It's okay, Tina. Truth is, we've all
experienced unrequited love before.
703
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:21,245
We've all done things we wish we didn't, and
we all just want to get back to being friends.
704
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,891
And that's just what we are.
I mean, we're just friends.
705
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,725
We're going to the double feature of All About
Eve and Show/gir/s at the revival house,
706
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,723
if you want to come with us.
707
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,723
Mystery solved.
Hagatha Christie.
708
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,566
- I'm gonna be a third wheel for the rest of
my life. - That's not even remotely true.
709
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,086
Starting right now, I'm gonna
help you get a boyfriend.
710
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,083
And when I called you
a hag,
711
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,083
I was bringing attention
to the fact...
712
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,208
that you are honoring the noble
and proud tradition of hagdom.
713
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,245
Yeah. And I, for one, am psyched that my
very first hag was someone as kick-ass...
714
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,846
[ Blaine, Kurt]
as Ms. Tina Cohen-Chang.
715
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,490
[Tina Laughs]
716
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,284
[School Bell Rings]
Hey.
717
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,647
Sorry I didn't get to
see you after the party.
718
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,728
I wanted to say thank you.
For what?
719
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:02,727
Come on. Jake is awesome and everything,
but he's not capable of that. Any of it.
720
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,890
I know it was you whispering
in his ear like Cyrano.
721
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,685
Like who?
Anyway, it was sweet.
722
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,364
And romantic.
723
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,681
And whenever you do that
for someone for real,
724
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,525
she's going to be the
luckiest girl on the planet.
725
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,086
It was for real.
726
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,088
I'm sorry.
727
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,049
I should probably go.
Yeah.
728
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,287
[School Bell Rings]
729
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,926
Uh, that was a fresh cup.
730
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,765
Clearly it's not working. You're
sitting there looking half asleep.
731
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,729
- What has gotten into you, Finn?
- Everything.
732
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,009
The whole situation- itsucks,
and it's time to fix it.
733
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,766
No one ever felt better sitting around,
moping, feeling sorry for themselves.
734
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,650
That's what Glee Club, and you,
have taught me over the years.
735
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,564
Never shy away from a challenge.
Never back down.
736
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,007
And-And no matter what,
do not give up.
737
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:14,404
I am not giving up. I- I
just need time to process.
738
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,484
Look, there's no time
to process, Mr. Schue.
739
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,131
Somewhere out there right now there's
a /I//iss Pillsbury running around...
740
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,407
who should already
be a Mrs. Schuester.
741
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,210
Emma needs her husband,
742
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,011
and the New Directions
need both of their coaches.
743
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,721
I'll be right by your side.
I'm your best man.
744
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,327
We're going to go and win
nationals again... together.
745
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,402
And together,
we're gonna find your wife.
746
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,522
And we're gonna
make things right.
747
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,004
Okay -
748
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,930
Thank you.
749
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,206
[School Bell Rings]
750
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,409
Surprised to see me?
No.
751
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,482
I saw you two minutes ago. You
took forever wheeling up here.
752
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,688
Before I went home,
I wanted to apologize...
753
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,922
for being so bitchy
at the wedding.
754
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,731
When I get nervous,
I get kind of mean.
755
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,490
Kind of mean?
You were like Idi Amin mean.
756
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,130
I know!
I'm working on that.
757
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,089
Anyway, thanks for
putting up with me.
758
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,730
And thanks for-
759
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,963
You're, like, the best I've
ever had, and I've had a lot.
760
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,644
Oh, me too.
761
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:22,520
I mean, my sexual prowess is legendary
throughout the Great Lakes states.
762
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,409
[ Both Laugh ]
763
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,046
Give me your digits, woman.
Why?
764
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,891
'Cause this Saturday I'm taking you out.
Like on a date?
765
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,406
Yes. Definitely a date.
766
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,970
We'll grab some dinner,
maybe see a movie.
767
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,691
Or we could just skip the
dinner and movie, and-
768
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,889
Charter a private jet,
fly to Paris,
769
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,209
dance under the Arc de Triomphe
on the Champs-Elysées.
770
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,729
Yo, when you're rolling with Artie
Abrams, anything can happen.
771
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,721
♪ Stripped to the waist,
we fall into the river ♪
772
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,922
♪ Cover your eyes
so you don't know the secret ♪
773
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,091
♪ Yeah, since we found out ♪
774
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,731
♪ Since we found out;
775
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,007
♪ That anything could happen ♪
776
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,641
♪ Anything could happen,
anything could ♪
777
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,121
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
778
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,202
♪ Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
779
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,408
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
780
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,324
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ♪
781
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,928
♪ After the war
we said we'd fight together;
782
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,528
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
783
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,889
♪ I guess we thought
that's just what humans do ♪
784
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,728
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
785
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,644
♪ But now
I've seen it through ♪
786
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,166
♪ And now
I know the truth ♪
787
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:52,370
♪ That anything could happen,
anything could happen ♪
788
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,805
♪ Anything could ♪
789
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,962
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
790
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,486
♪ Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
791
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,131
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
792
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,168
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ♪
793
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,686
♪ BaDY ♪
794
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:10,482
♪ I'll giv_e you
eVeT3/thing you need ♪
795
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,929
♪ I'll give you
everything you need, oh ♪
796
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,083
♪ But I don't think
I need you ♪
797
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,848
♪ Stripped to the waist,
we fall into the river ♪
798
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,922
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
799
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,480
♪ Yeah, since we found out ♪
800
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,449
♪ Since we found out;
801
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,841
♪ That anything could happen ♪
802
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,641
♪ Anything could happen,
anything could ♪
803
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,529
♪ I know it's gonna be ♪
804
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,602
♪ I know
it's gonna be ♪
805
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,490
♪ I know it's gonna be ♪
806
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,722
♪ I know
it's gonna be ♪
807
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,723
♪ I know it's gonna be ♪
808
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,768
♪ I know
it's gonna be ♪
809
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,730
♪ All right ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
810
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,247
♪ Ooh, oh, yeah, hey-hey; ♪
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
811
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,926
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
812
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,480
♪ But I don't think
I need you ♪
813
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,370
♪♪ [ All Vocalizing ]
814
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,800
♪ Anything could happen ♪♪
815
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,289
[ Sirens Wailing, Distant]
816
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,842
[ Train Passing ] [ Horns
Honking, Distant ]
817
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,924
♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]
818
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:31,001
♪♪ [ Harmonic Vocalizingj
819
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,688
♪ ./' [ Ends ]