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So here's what you missed
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Santana thought that Brody
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was a drug dealer...
He's not a drug dealer.
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...but it turns out
he's a gigolo.
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And Santana figured it out
and told Finn...
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Pack your bags.
...so Finn went to New York,
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beat the crap out of Brody
and told him to...
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Stay away from my future wife!
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And Rachel has no idea
any of this is going on. Yikes.
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Will's still mad at Finn
for kissing Emma...
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I'm so sorry.
Sorry's not going to cut it.
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...so Finn left the glee club
to go to college to become
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a teacher, and Blaine's got a
crush on Sam, which he's had
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every since the Sadie Hawkins
dance, but Sam just thinks that
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he and Blaine are besties,
which they totally are,
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but still... And that's
what you missed on... Glee!
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Here. Don't tell anyone
and you don't have to thank me.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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It's only 50 bucks.
Just take the money.
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I know what you've been up to,
and it just has to stop.
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What are you talking about?
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Last week, I found a shortcut
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between my locker
and the parking lot...
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walking through the cafeteria
cuts out 15 seconds
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from my daily routine...
and yesterday I saw something.
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Listen, I know your dad's been
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struggling,
and I just want to help.
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Help you feed your family.
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Hunger's a big problem
in this country.
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Although so is obesity,
which is confusing.
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Okay, can you promise
to keep a secret?
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Yeah, of course.
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I have been stealing pasta.
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But it's not for dinner.
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It's...
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it's art.
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So... what do you think?
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Are those macaroni portraits?
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They're my guilty pleasure.
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My art teacher thinks
I'm some sort of a genius,
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like the ugly guy in Shine
except with macaroni.
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Is this Emma Stone?
Yeah.
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And then you got LeAnn Rimes,
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Ralph Macchio.
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Those are the guys
from Duck Dynasty.
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I even did Kurt.
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The macaroni
really captures him.
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Thank you for sharing this
with me.
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This is really incredible.
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Whoa, whoa, not so fast.
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Now it's your turn. So...
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My turn for what?
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For your guilty pleasure.
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I... I don't have
a guilty pleasure.
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Okay, you're lying.
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Everybody's got that one thing
that they like
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that they're so ashamed of
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that they refuse
to admit it to anybody.
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I love...
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Wham!
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What?
The band Wham!
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They're like my favorite
band of all time.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, Tina.
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Hey, Tina.
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Did you hear the news?
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Mr. Shue is out with
the flu this week.
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Hey, uh, just curious. Are you
gonna go over to his house
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and straddle him
while he's passed out
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and rub some ointment on chest?
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That's was a phase.
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Anyway, don't bother coming
to Glee Club this week.
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It's canceled.
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Not necessarily.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Why are we here?
I thought Mr. Shue was sick.
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Yeah, why are we here?
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I was wondering the same thing.
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Oh, come on, guys. Regionals
is only a few weeks away.
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Even without an adviser, we can't
afford to miss one week of preparation.
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Which is why Blaine and I asked
you all to come here.
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We have come up with an
assignment for this week.
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Please be songs about sweaters.
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Huh?
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Guilty pleasures. Come on!
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We all have some musical shame.
You know what I'm talking about.
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You know, that secret love we dare
not speak, but when it comes out
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on the radio,
you can't help but turn up
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the volume and sing along?
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Yeah, and we're
supposed to sing
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one of those songs
for regionals?
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No. Sam and I were speaking
earlier,
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just, like, shooting the crap
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like two bros do, you know,
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and we felt really safe
with each other.
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So we decided to reveal
our guilty pleasures.
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And it felt amazing. I mean,
letting go of this big secret
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made me feel so good.
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And figured if we all share
musical shame with each other,
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we could all become a more
cohesive team for regionals.
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Unique knows no shame, baby.
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So, besides Unique, does anybody
else have something
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they would like to share?
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Guys, this is a great
team-building exercise.
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Okay, well,
then you guys go first.
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We thought instead of telling
you, we could... show you!
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♪ You put the boom-boom
into my heart ♪
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♪ You send my soul sky-high
when your loving starts ♪
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♪ A jitterbug into my brain
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
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♪ It goes bang-bang-bang
till my feet do the same ♪
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♪ Something's bugging me,
something ain't right ♪
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♪ My best friends told me what
you did last night ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪
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♪ You left me sleeping
in my bed ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪
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♪ I was dreaming, but I should
have been with you instead ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go
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♪ Don't leave me hanging on
like a yo-yo ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go
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♪ I don't want to miss it
when you hit that high ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go
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♪ 'Cause I'm not planning
on going solo ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go
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♪ Take me dancing tonight
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♪ I want to hit that high
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♪ Yeah-eah, yeah-eah
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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♪ Baby
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♪ Whoo!
♪ Jitterbug
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♪ Cuddle up, baby,
move in tight ♪
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♪ We'll go dancing
tomorrow night ♪
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♪ It's cold out there,
but it's warm in bed ♪
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♪ They can dance,
we'll stay at home instead ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go,
don't you dare ♪
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♪ Don't you leave me hanging on
like a yo-yo ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
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♪ I don't want to miss it
when you hit that high ♪
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♪ Take me dancing,
I want to go-go ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
♪ Oh
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♪ 'Cause I'm not planning
on going solo ♪
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♪ I want to go-go-go
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
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♪ Take me dancing tonight
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm not planning
on going solo ♪
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♪ Yeah
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
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♪ Yeah...
♪ Take me dancing tonight ♪
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♪ Oh, wake me up!
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Guess what?
Hi.
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Everyone hates you.
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Excuse me?
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Maybe that's why nobody wants
to work with you.
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I'm trying to change,
but my pastor says
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even Jesus took baby steps.
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Do you go to the
Church of Satan?
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Because you're really mean.
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You tell Marley that she's fat
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even though your face
looks like a soccer ball,
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and we both know that
blonds have magical powers,
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like doing the splits
or turning Swedish.
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You need to use your magical
powers for good and not evil.
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And that is why I'm inviting you
to take off your Joker mask
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and bare your soul
for the world to see.
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What on God's good earth
are you talking about?
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♪ Fondue for Two ♪
♪ Hey!
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♪ Fondue for Two ♪
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♪ That's some hot dish
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♪ Fondue for Two! ♪
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Tonight's guest is McKinley
High's biggest bitch,
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the girl with the weird
lizard ears, Kitty.
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Mm...
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that cat has
about three weeks to live
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and this fondue smells
like hot acrid barf.
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Thank you so much.
So, Kitty,
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everyone at school hates you
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because you're a two-faced lying
slut who no one can trust.
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True. And yet everyone keeps
telling me their secrets,
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so I must be doing
something right.
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Touché. I think the problem is
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that people haven't gotten
to know you yet.
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So tonight, you, me
and Lord Tubbington
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are gonna tell our deepest
darkest secrets.
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You tell me
your guilty pleasures
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and I'll tell you mine. Go.
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Guilty pleasure?
Mm.
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I like to fart around
old people and watch the look
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on their faces 'cause they just
assume they did it.
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That's awesome. Me, too.
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Okay, guilty pleasure.
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When I look at
a white dog or cat,
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I assume that they're racist.
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Lord Tubbington's guilty
pleasure is Scientology.
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Guilty pleasure. Bring it on.
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Guilty pleasure.
Bring it on again.
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Guilty pleasure.
Bring it on, all or nothing.
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Bring it on, in it to win it.
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Bring it on,
fight to the finish.
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That one's horrible. There's no
way you could like that.
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Guilty pleasure!
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No, I can't say.
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No, you can't do that.
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Come on.
This is the safe space.
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We're on the Internet.
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No.
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No.
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It's too horrible.
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Can you whisper it in my ear?
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Oh, my God.
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See, everybody, by acting out
our secret shames,
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like Carly's traumatic
sense-memory
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of potty training,
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we become more
vulnerable as actors.
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Kurt, you're up.
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You want to see
some real acting?
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You're looking at it,
because this is nothing
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compared to my real
guilty secrets.
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And as a gay man,
there are so many to pick from.
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Like my obsessive marathons
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- of powerhouse women-
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Golden Girls, Murder She Wrote,
Moonlighting, Designing Women.
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Or my very private Sweatin'
to the Oldies sessions on DVD
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with the uncompromising
Richard Simmons.
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But my most secret, my most
guilty pleasure of late?
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My boyfriend arm.
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I ordered it online one night
while on Ambien.
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Yes, I know it's a little bit
Jeffrey Dahmer,
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but what can I say?
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I love being held in Bruce's
warm, non-judgmental embrace.
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And yes, I named him Bruce.
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That's my real guilty secret.
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And if anyone ever found out,
especially Adam,
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or God forbid, Blaine,
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or even Rachel and Santana,
it would totally destroy me.
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Dude, put some pants on.
I need to talk to you.
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So, lately I've...
I've been battling
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a really deep-seeded sense of
shame about something in my life,
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and it's a secret
I've kept buried
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for as long as I can remember.
Really?
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Yeah, and I've been waiting
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to, like, let it out and release this
inner sin that's tortured my insides.
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Do-do you have
feelings for me?
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What? Dude, no, come on.
What?
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Obvious-obviously,
I'm kidding. I'm just...
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It's a million times worse
than that.
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Well, until you can speak it,
you're gonna be stuck
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in this shame spiral
forever, so...
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Hey, you can...
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you can trust me.
You can tell me anything.
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I like Barry Manilow.
What?
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I said I like Barry Manilow.
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No, no, no, you can't-you can't
say that in a locker room.
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I know, I know, I know, but see,
I just relate to his stories:
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The-the breakups,
the lost love.
251
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Oh, and the rain, who shot who?
252
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It's like he's
talking right to me.
253
00:10:31,517 --> 00:10:33,969
Well, then I think
you need to come out
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to everyone and say that.
255
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No.
256
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Once you stop hiding,
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you'll feel so much better.
258
00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:40,776
You really think
I could just...
259
00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:43,278
stand up in front
of everybody and
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say that I'm a Fan-ilow?
261
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Stop! As loyal fans
of Fondue for Two,
262
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,015
we demand to know what your
guilty pleasure is. Tell us.
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None of your business.
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Spice Girls.
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I love the Spice Girls!
266
00:11:06,661 --> 00:11:08,829
Okay, keep it down.
People are staring.
267
00:11:08,863 --> 00:11:11,465
When I was little, I had
the Spice Girl movie on a loop.
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I used to make their clothes
out of my grandmother's sheets.
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I dreamed I was one of them.
270
00:11:14,869 --> 00:11:17,370
We must do the Spice Girls.
It has to be done!
271
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And this fierce black woman
will be Scary Spice.
272
00:11:19,841 --> 00:11:21,708
Nothing scarier than a girl
with a penis.
273
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Kidding.
274
00:11:28,566 --> 00:11:30,684
Okay, this is ridiculous.
If I'm going to be paying
275
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a third of the rent,
276
00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,854
I'm going to be needing
a third of the shelf space.
277
00:11:34,888 --> 00:11:37,574
Don't get too comfortable, okay?
This is only temporary.
278
00:11:37,608 --> 00:11:39,526
I don't even think you need all
these beauty products, Rachel,
279
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,744
'cause they're not really having
the desired effect.
280
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Unless you goal is to look like
a reject
281
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from the Shahs of Sunset.
282
00:11:43,447 --> 00:11:44,581
One, Rachel's beautiful.
283
00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:45,749
Two,
284
00:11:45,783 --> 00:11:47,033
you're a bitch,
and those are my products, okay?
285
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,752
And maybe if you used them,
286
00:11:48,786 --> 00:11:50,754
you wouldn't have more oil than
the Middle East on your face.
287
00:11:50,788 --> 00:11:52,005
Ooh.
288
00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:53,757
That's really funny.
289
00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:55,675
You
want to play with me, Kurt,
290
00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:57,761
'cause I can play
all day every day.
291
00:11:57,795 --> 00:12:01,014
What if I just told your BFF
292
00:12:01,048 --> 00:12:03,099
about her BF
and his man-whoring ways?
293
00:12:04,719 --> 00:12:05,885
We had a pact.
294
00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:07,187
What if I broke that pact, huh?
295
00:12:07,221 --> 00:12:09,055
What would you do?
Attack me
296
00:12:09,089 --> 00:12:10,256
with your exfoliating loofah?
297
00:12:10,274 --> 00:12:11,758
Okay, she can't find out
298
00:12:11,776 --> 00:12:12,925
until after her
Funny Girl audition, all right?
299
00:12:12,944 --> 00:12:14,694
That would wreck her.
Maybe if you made me
300
00:12:14,729 --> 00:12:16,863
some space,
I'd care a little bit more.
301
00:12:16,897 --> 00:12:18,898
I want that whole top row.
302
00:12:22,787 --> 00:12:23,903
Ooh la la.
303
00:12:23,937 --> 00:12:25,905
Rachel Berry in a towel.
304
00:12:25,939 --> 00:12:27,407
How could Brody give
all that up?
305
00:12:27,441 --> 00:12:29,108
You know what, not now, okay.
306
00:12:29,126 --> 00:12:30,243
It's too soon.
307
00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:32,078
Everything still reminds me
of him.
308
00:12:32,112 --> 00:12:34,047
You know we first met
in the bathroom,
309
00:12:34,081 --> 00:12:35,448
bonding over
our moisturizing ritual?
310
00:12:35,466 --> 00:12:38,117
Wow, that sounds really
not romantic
311
00:12:38,135 --> 00:12:39,619
and also very, very gay.
312
00:12:39,637 --> 00:12:41,621
Is that why he left,
huh? Did he finally
313
00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:43,757
admit to having a boyfriend
on the side?
314
00:12:45,426 --> 00:12:48,294
You know, he actually didn't
even say why.
315
00:12:48,312 --> 00:12:49,396
I don't understand
what's happening.
316
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:50,797
Why won't you talk to me?
317
00:12:50,815 --> 00:12:52,315
We'll always be friends.
318
00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:53,566
Puke.
319
00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:55,986
That is the most clichéd
breakup line ever.
320
00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:58,655
You're not gonna be friends,
and you don't need him.
321
00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,073
I mean, you've got friends
right here.
322
00:13:00,107 --> 00:13:02,975
What? Friends who mock my looks
and undermine my confidence?
323
00:13:02,994 --> 00:13:05,445
No, friends who cheer you up
324
00:13:05,479 --> 00:13:08,481
by playing pranks
on your other friend.
325
00:13:08,499 --> 00:13:09,749
What are you talking about?
326
00:13:09,784 --> 00:13:11,984
Maybe a mascara mustache
for Lady Hummel,
327
00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:13,753
which would probably be
the only facial hair
328
00:13:13,788 --> 00:13:16,923
he's ever had,
or we could do that
329
00:13:16,957 --> 00:13:19,642
stick-his-hand-in-warm-water-
make-him-wet-the-bed trick?
330
00:13:19,677 --> 00:13:21,678
Lady's choice.
331
00:13:29,854 --> 00:13:31,838
What the hell is that?
332
00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:33,673
Oh, my God,
333
00:13:33,691 --> 00:13:34,841
the curtain means privacy.
334
00:13:34,859 --> 00:13:36,676
Oh, my God, Kurt.
335
00:13:36,694 --> 00:13:37,861
That thing is really creepy.
336
00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:39,446
What is that?
337
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,347
I thought it was stupid
the first time I saw it, too,
338
00:13:41,365 --> 00:13:43,683
but I kept thinking
about the ad.
339
00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:45,618
You know, "Are you lonely?
Do you need companionship?"
340
00:13:45,653 --> 00:13:47,620
"Yes, yes,
I need all those things."
341
00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:49,856
It just offers you a nice, protective arm
around you while you sleep at night.
342
00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:51,124
Hey, I mean, it's probably safer
343
00:13:51,158 --> 00:13:53,026
than trolling Grindr
for a man-whore.
344
00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,461
Did you name it?
345
00:13:54,495 --> 00:13:57,964
His name is Bruce,
and we're exclusive.
346
00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:00,417
So you cannot borrow him.
347
00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:05,037
Oh, my gosh.
348
00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:10,477
I love Barry Manilow.
349
00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:12,479
I mean, not just,
350
00:14:12,513 --> 00:14:14,898
you know, the Barry Manilow
Love on Ice Tour,
351
00:14:14,932 --> 00:14:17,734
but-but I think
352
00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:21,321
he's an amazing songwriter
and performer,
353
00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:25,057
an I also believe
he's underappreciated,
354
00:14:25,076 --> 00:14:26,893
has amazing hair,
355
00:14:26,911 --> 00:14:29,045
and has done a hell
of a lot of good for this world
356
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,731
through his
light-rock talent.
357
00:14:31,749 --> 00:14:34,367
This is who I am,
and I make no apologies.
358
00:14:46,097 --> 00:14:48,014
♪ Her name was Lola
359
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:50,183
♪ She was a showgirl
360
00:14:50,217 --> 00:14:52,084
♪ With yellow feathers
in her hair ♪
361
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:54,020
♪ And a dress cut
down to there ♪
362
00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:56,255
♪ She would merengue
363
00:14:56,273 --> 00:14:58,257
♪ And do the cha-cha
364
00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:00,693
♪ And while she tried
to be a star ♪
365
00:15:00,728 --> 00:15:02,779
♪ Tony always tended bar
366
00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:04,096
♪ Across the crowded floor
367
00:15:04,115 --> 00:15:06,566
♪ They worked from 8:00
till 4:00 ♪
368
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,785
♪ They were young
and they had each other ♪
369
00:15:08,819 --> 00:15:10,904
♪ Who could ask for more?
370
00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:13,105
♪ At the Copa, Copacabana
♪ Copa ♪
371
00:15:13,124 --> 00:15:15,575
♪ Copacabana ♪
372
00:15:15,609 --> 00:15:18,745
♪ The hottest spot north
of Havana ♪
373
00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:20,964
♪ Here at the Copa ♪ Copa ♪
374
00:15:20,998 --> 00:15:23,133
♪ Copacabana
375
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,751
♪ Music and passion
376
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:25,785
♪ Were always the fashion
377
00:15:25,803 --> 00:15:30,473
♪ At the Copa
378
00:15:30,508 --> 00:15:32,225
♪ They fell in love
379
00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:34,310
♪ Copa ♪
380
00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:37,931
♪ Copacabana ♪
381
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:41,117
♪ His name was Rico
382
00:15:41,152 --> 00:15:43,102
♪ He wore a diamond
383
00:15:43,136 --> 00:15:46,156
♪ He was escorted to his chair
384
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:48,074
♪ He saw Lola dancing there
385
00:15:48,108 --> 00:15:49,308
♪ And when she finished
386
00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:51,277
♪ He called her over
387
00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:53,913
♪ But Rico went a bit too far
388
00:15:53,948 --> 00:15:55,665
♪ Tony sailed across the bar
389
00:15:55,699 --> 00:15:57,083
♪ And then the punches flew
390
00:15:57,117 --> 00:15:59,752
♪ And chairs were smashed
in two ♪
391
00:15:59,787 --> 00:16:01,320
♪ There was blood
and a single gunshot ♪
392
00:16:01,338 --> 00:16:04,007
♪ But just who shot who?
393
00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:06,993
♪ At the Copa, Copacabana
♪ Copa ♪
394
00:16:07,011 --> 00:16:08,294
♪ Copacabana ♪
395
00:16:08,328 --> 00:16:10,296
♪ The hottest spot north
of Havana ♪
396
00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:12,331
♪ Here at the Copa
397
00:16:12,349 --> 00:16:14,267
♪ Copa ♪
398
00:16:14,301 --> 00:16:16,469
♪ Copacabana
399
00:16:16,503 --> 00:16:20,023
♪ Music and passion
were always the fashion ♪
400
00:16:20,057 --> 00:16:23,109
♪ At the Copa
401
00:16:23,143 --> 00:16:25,478
♪ Don't fall in love
402
00:16:25,512 --> 00:16:27,146
♪ Copa ♪
403
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:30,283
♪ Don't fall in love
♪ Copacabana ♪
404
00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:34,320
♪ Copacabana ♪
♪ Don't fall in love
405
00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:38,458
♪ Copacabana ♪
406
00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:40,526
♪ Copacabana.
407
00:16:43,547 --> 00:16:46,332
That was so brave.
408
00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:47,333
I'm so proud of you, baby.
409
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,885
You've given me the courage
410
00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,887
to stand... well,
411
00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:52,639
sit in front of my peers
and proudly state
412
00:16:52,673 --> 00:16:54,140
that I'm a Fan-ilow as well.
413
00:16:54,174 --> 00:16:55,207
Guys,
414
00:16:55,226 --> 00:16:56,509
I like him, too.
415
00:16:56,543 --> 00:16:58,144
Music aside,
the guy's got style.
416
00:16:58,178 --> 00:16:59,979
All right, if it was '79,
I'd be rocking
417
00:17:00,014 --> 00:17:01,881
the Manilow center part
instead of the Bieber.
418
00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:04,183
Are you guys kidding?
You guys really like Barry, huh?
419
00:17:04,217 --> 00:17:05,818
Dude, everyone loves Barry,
420
00:17:05,853 --> 00:17:08,321
but thank you for making us
finally say it out loud.
421
00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:09,722
Go Sam.
422
00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:10,890
We love the Barry!
423
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,161
Best number ever!
424
00:17:16,914 --> 00:17:18,731
Okay, everyone,
425
00:17:18,749 --> 00:17:20,166
it's time to decide
which Spice Girls
426
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,068
we're all going to be.
427
00:17:24,088 --> 00:17:26,205
Mercedes, I don't
think that you should be Scary Spice
428
00:17:26,239 --> 00:17:27,540
just because your black.
429
00:17:27,574 --> 00:17:29,742
Excuse you? I think
that it's really racist
430
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,928
that the Scary Spice
is the only black one.
431
00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:33,412
Marley should be Posh Spice
because you're so skinny
432
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,081
and you make everyone
uncomfortable.
433
00:17:35,099 --> 00:17:36,349
Kitty, I think that you
434
00:17:36,383 --> 00:17:38,518
should be Ginger Spice
and I can be Sporty Spice.
435
00:17:38,552 --> 00:17:41,104
So if I'm not Scary Spice,
does that mean I'm Baby Spice?
436
00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:42,889
Sorry I'm late, guys.
437
00:17:42,923 --> 00:17:44,256
Tina, you can be
the Scary Spice.
438
00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:45,525
The black one?
That doesn't make any sense.
439
00:17:45,559 --> 00:17:46,592
That's what I said.
440
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:48,260
Oh, my God, guys,
you will not believe
441
00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:50,262
what just happened.
It's so horrible,
442
00:17:50,281 --> 00:17:52,265
I'm not even sure
I can repeat it.
443
00:17:52,299 --> 00:17:54,567
Hey!
444
00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,268
Tell me it's not true.
445
00:17:56,287 --> 00:18:00,073
Tell me you're not planning
to sing a Chris Brown song.
446
00:18:07,784 --> 00:18:09,284
Looks like our guilty
pleasure lesson
447
00:18:09,319 --> 00:18:11,036
has really been taking
over the school.
448
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,054
Yeah, that kid's always had
449
00:18:12,088 --> 00:18:14,039
a really weird obsession
with culottes.
450
00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:16,158
What's up?
451
00:18:16,192 --> 00:18:17,326
Uh, here's the thing.
452
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,711
Uh, so far this week, you know,
you've been
453
00:18:19,746 --> 00:18:21,163
talking the talk;
But now I need you
454
00:18:21,197 --> 00:18:23,332
To walk the walk, pilgrim.
455
00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,417
I've been honest about my guilty
pleasures, and I even wore
456
00:18:25,468 --> 00:18:27,169
- those tiny little Wham! Sh...
- Shh.
457
00:18:27,203 --> 00:18:29,555
I wore those
tiny little Wham! Shorts,
458
00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:31,640
and we did that great
number, but now
459
00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,592
it's your turn to be honest,
460
00:18:33,643 --> 00:18:36,211
because you haven't
really been yet so far.
461
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,431
I don't know
what you're talking about.
462
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,266
Well, you know, you're only as
sick as your secrets, dude,
463
00:18:41,317 --> 00:18:43,068
and that's what this
week's assignment
464
00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:44,153
is really about.
465
00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:45,237
This is your chance
466
00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:47,022
to really set an example
for the glee club.
467
00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:49,324
What's yours gonna be?
468
00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:53,445
Really? Seriously?
469
00:18:53,496 --> 00:18:55,364
I don't understand
what you're all so upset about.
470
00:18:55,398 --> 00:18:56,915
That's why it's upsetting.
471
00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,283
Look, look, I get that
Chris Brown is a douchebag.
472
00:18:58,334 --> 00:19:00,169
I don't think that douche
is a strong enough word
473
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:01,703
to describe Chris Brown. He
brutally beat up his girlfriend.
474
00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:03,672
He beat up a window
at Good Morning America.
475
00:19:03,706 --> 00:19:05,541
He says horribly misogynistic
things on Twitter.
476
00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:07,459
What about the Frank Ocean fight
in the parking lot?
477
00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:08,677
But mostly, he beat up
his girlfriend, Rihanna,
478
00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:10,429
and then he got a picture
of a battered woman
479
00:19:10,463 --> 00:19:12,514
tattooed on his neck; the dude is psychopath.
I know, listen,
480
00:19:12,549 --> 00:19:15,300
I know, and that is why
I chose his song, okay?
481
00:19:15,351 --> 00:19:17,269
The assignment
was guilty pleasures.
482
00:19:17,303 --> 00:19:19,471
I like his music,
and I feel guilty about it.
483
00:19:19,522 --> 00:19:20,772
You like his music?
484
00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,524
Some of it, yeah. I mean,
485
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:23,976
I don't think all of it's bad.
486
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,194
It doesn't mean that I like him,
and it doesn't mean
487
00:19:25,228 --> 00:19:27,529
that I think
that he's a role model.
488
00:19:27,564 --> 00:19:30,282
We do Whitney Houston songs,
okay, Britney Spears songs,
489
00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:32,401
and none of them
are any role models.
490
00:19:32,435 --> 00:19:34,319
You shut your mouth!
And what about Rihanna?
491
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:35,821
Do we really think
that bad girl RiRi
492
00:19:35,872 --> 00:19:37,322
is some kind of a role model?
493
00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:38,540
I mean, she's the one
who got back together
494
00:19:38,575 --> 00:19:41,126
with him.
Are you kidding me?
495
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,795
Yes, seriously, we always do
Rihanna songs, and do we always
496
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:45,330
agree with everything
that she says and does?
497
00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:46,582
Are we saying that it's okay
498
00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:48,133
to go back to somebody
that abuses you?
499
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,635
No, we're not.
500
00:19:49,669 --> 00:19:51,303
Look, all I am saying
is that I think
501
00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:52,504
that we should be able
to separate
502
00:19:52,555 --> 00:19:54,723
the art from the artist.
503
00:19:54,757 --> 00:19:57,342
Well, I don't think you should, and
personally, I can't listen to his music
504
00:19:57,393 --> 00:19:59,344
without thinking about
the horrible person behind it.
505
00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:00,562
I agree,
506
00:20:00,597 --> 00:20:01,930
and if there was a list
of people's music
507
00:20:01,964 --> 00:20:03,148
that we should never do
in this room,
508
00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:04,349
Chris Brown would be at the top
509
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,235
of that list.
And unfortunately,
510
00:20:06,269 --> 00:20:07,236
we live in a democracy,
511
00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,904
so we can't force you
to do anything.
512
00:20:08,938 --> 00:20:10,805
We just really think
you should think about it.
513
00:20:12,025 --> 00:20:14,309
Chris Brown's a total
powder keg, dude.
514
00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,199
No peeking.
515
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:23,619
And...
Oh.
516
00:20:23,653 --> 00:20:25,587
I'm peeking.
Peek, peek, peek, peek, peek.
517
00:20:25,622 --> 00:20:27,372
Oh, my God.
518
00:20:27,423 --> 00:20:29,007
Kurt, you gave my boyfriend
pillow a sex change.
519
00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,043
That's so sweet.
520
00:20:31,094 --> 00:20:32,094
A little perfume and voilà.
521
00:20:32,128 --> 00:20:34,179
If you ever tell anyone
about this,
522
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,632
I have no ethical problems
with Hummel-cide.
523
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:40,936
You don't seem as excited
about yours.
524
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,771
This is weird,
525
00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:44,022
and I'm not lonely.
526
00:20:44,057 --> 00:20:46,141
Okay, I don't need
anything to cuddle with.
527
00:20:46,175 --> 00:20:47,309
Just 'cause Brody moved out
doesn't mean
528
00:20:47,343 --> 00:20:48,443
that we're not gonna
get back together.
529
00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,312
Okay, no.
530
00:20:50,346 --> 00:20:51,563
What?
531
00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:52,948
I'm sorry.
532
00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:55,233
It is over,
and it's gonna stay over.
533
00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:57,202
I was wrong Brody
being a drug dealer,
534
00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:59,288
but I was just wrong
about what he was selling.
535
00:20:59,322 --> 00:21:01,123
Your boyfriend
wasn't a caterwaiter,
536
00:21:01,157 --> 00:21:02,741
he was gigolo.
537
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:03,959
Like Magic Mike
538
00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:06,745
with happy endings for money.
539
00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:08,497
That's not true, right?
540
00:21:08,531 --> 00:21:10,215
You didn't... you
didn't know about that.
541
00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:11,466
It's not true, right?
542
00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:16,204
Right?
543
00:21:19,142 --> 00:21:20,175
You're welcome.
544
00:21:22,545 --> 00:21:23,512
Why did you have to do that?
545
00:21:23,546 --> 00:21:26,047
It was for her own good.
546
00:21:35,891 --> 00:21:38,744
♪ How can I just let you
walk away ♪
547
00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:43,415
♪ Just let you leave
without a trace ♪
548
00:21:43,449 --> 00:21:47,502
♪ When I stand here taking
every breath ♪
549
00:21:47,537 --> 00:21:49,588
♪ With you?
550
00:21:49,622 --> 00:21:52,507
♪ Ooh
551
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:55,377
♪ You're the only one
552
00:21:55,411 --> 00:21:58,797
♪ Who really knew me at all
553
00:22:01,517 --> 00:22:05,303
♪ How can you
just walk away from me ♪
554
00:22:05,355 --> 00:22:09,224
♪ When all I can do
is watch you leave? ♪
555
00:22:09,258 --> 00:22:13,612
♪ 'Cause we shared the laughter
and the pain ♪
556
00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:17,449
♪ We even shared the tears
557
00:22:17,483 --> 00:22:19,534
♪ You're the only one
558
00:22:19,569 --> 00:22:24,706
♪ Who really knew me at all
559
00:22:24,741 --> 00:22:29,578
♪ So take a look at me now
560
00:22:29,612 --> 00:22:32,998
♪ Now there's just
an empty space ♪
561
00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:37,085
♪ And there's nothing
left here ♪
562
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,221
♪ To remind me
563
00:22:39,255 --> 00:22:44,726
♪ Just the memory of your face
564
00:22:48,598 --> 00:22:52,100
♪ I wish I could just
make you turn around ♪
565
00:22:52,134 --> 00:22:55,737
♪ Turn around and see me cry
566
00:22:55,772 --> 00:23:01,159
♪ There's so much
I need to say to you ♪
567
00:23:01,194 --> 00:23:04,613
♪ There are so
many reasons why ♪
568
00:23:04,647 --> 00:23:06,782
♪ You're the only one
569
00:23:06,816 --> 00:23:10,452
♪ Who really knew me at all
570
00:23:10,486 --> 00:23:15,507
♪ Oh, so take a look
at me now ♪
571
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:19,261
♪ Now there's just
an empty space ♪
572
00:23:19,295 --> 00:23:21,630
♪ And there's
nothing left here ♪
573
00:23:21,664 --> 00:23:24,349
♪ To remind me
574
00:23:24,383 --> 00:23:26,935
♪ Just the memory of your face
575
00:23:26,969 --> 00:23:30,605
♪ Now take a look at me now
576
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,060
♪ 'Cause I'll still
be standing here ♪
577
00:23:35,111 --> 00:23:39,698
♪ You coming back to me
is against all odds ♪
578
00:23:39,732 --> 00:23:44,736
♪ It's the chance
I've got to take ♪
579
00:23:44,787 --> 00:23:47,906
♪ Mm, mm, mm
580
00:23:47,957 --> 00:23:52,961
♪ So take a look at me now
581
00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:56,915
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, ooh
582
00:23:56,966 --> 00:23:59,835
♪ So take a look at me
583
00:23:59,869 --> 00:24:04,506
♪ Now.
584
00:24:13,382 --> 00:24:17,235
So, who was that
about exactly, Blaine?
585
00:24:18,604 --> 00:24:21,356
Shut it. Uh, it was
about Kurt, obviously.
586
00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:23,525
That breakup's still
a fresh wound.
587
00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:24,776
But it's really about
the musical genius
588
00:24:24,827 --> 00:24:28,663
of Phil Collins, and like
any musician of his time,
589
00:24:28,698 --> 00:24:30,782
when you dominate that period
with such success,
590
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:33,535
people tend to make fun
of you and put them down,
591
00:24:33,569 --> 00:24:35,704
but the truth is he's
a musical legend, and I'm tired
592
00:24:35,738 --> 00:24:36,788
of people making fun of him.
593
00:24:36,839 --> 00:24:38,673
And I'm gonna dedicate
a good part of my future
594
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:41,576
ensuring that his genius
is understood and appreciated.
595
00:24:43,579 --> 00:24:45,430
I am no longer in the closet
596
00:24:45,464 --> 00:24:47,749
about my love for Phil Collins.
597
00:24:50,686 --> 00:24:53,471
All right, everybody, give it up
for Blaine Anderson.
598
00:25:00,349 --> 00:25:03,151
All right, so it's been a really
great week so far, you guys,
599
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,402
but now we are ready to present
600
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:06,204
a double feature of
guilty pleasures.
601
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:09,707
Starting off with our
very own spicy ladies,
602
00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,125
girl power to the extreme...
603
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,744
The Spice Girls!
604
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:14,829
♪ Yo, I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want ♪
605
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,548
♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want ♪
606
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,751
♪ I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want ♪
607
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,586
♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want ♪
608
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,888
♪ I wanna hah, I wanna hah,
I wanna hah, I wanna hah ♪
609
00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,424
♪ I wanna really, really,
really, wanna zigazig, ah ♪
610
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,476
♪ If you want my future
611
00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:30,645
♪ Forget my past
612
00:25:30,679 --> 00:25:32,764
♪ If you want to get with me
613
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:34,148
♪ Better make it fast
614
00:25:34,183 --> 00:25:36,851
♪ Now don't go wasting
615
00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:39,737
♪ My precious time
616
00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,022
♪ Get your act together
617
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,491
♪ We could be just fine
618
00:25:43,525 --> 00:25:45,777
♪ I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want ♪
619
00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:47,612
♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want ♪
620
00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:49,697
♪ I wanna hah, I wanna hah,
I wanna hah, I wanna hah ♪
621
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,783
♪ I wanna really, really,
really wanna zigazig, ah ♪
622
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:53,751
♪ If you want to be my lover
623
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:56,120
♪ You got to get
with my friends ♪
624
00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:58,122
♪ Make it last forever
625
00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:01,009
♪ Friendship never ends
626
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:02,176
♪ If you want to be my lover
627
00:26:02,211 --> 00:26:04,963
♪ You have got to give
628
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:06,848
♪ Taking is too easy
629
00:26:06,882 --> 00:26:08,516
♪ But that's the way it is
630
00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:11,135
♪ So here's the story
from A to Z ♪
631
00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:13,888
♪ You want to get with me,
you got to listen carefully ♪
632
00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:15,807
♪ We got Em in the place
who likes it in your face ♪
633
00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,191
♪ We got G like MC
who likes it on ♪
634
00:26:17,226 --> 00:26:18,860
♪ An Easy V who doesn't come
635
00:26:18,894 --> 00:26:20,028
♪ For free, she's a real lady
636
00:26:20,062 --> 00:26:22,280
♪ And as for me, ha-ha,
you'll see ♪
637
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,482
♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪
638
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,617
♪ Slam your body down and wind
it all around ♪
639
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:28,653
♪ If you want to be my lover
640
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:31,406
♪ You got to get with my
friends ♪
♪ Got to get with my
641
00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:32,907
♪ Make it last forever
♪ Friends
642
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,459
♪ Friendship never ends
643
00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,828
♪ If you want to be my lover
644
00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:38,663
♪ You have got to give
645
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:40,548
♪ You've got to give
♪ Taking is too easy
646
00:26:40,582 --> 00:26:43,668
♪ But that's the way it is
647
00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:46,671
♪ If you want to be my lover
you gotta, you gotta ♪
648
00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:47,922
♪ You gotta, you gotta
you gotta ♪
649
00:26:47,973 --> 00:26:50,508
♪ Make it last forever
650
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,060
♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪
651
00:26:52,094 --> 00:26:53,761
♪ Slam your body down and wind
it all around ♪
652
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:56,981
♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
653
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,850
♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪
654
00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:01,102
♪ Slam your body down
and zigazig, ah ♪
655
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,353
♪ Uh, uh-uh
656
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,989
♪ Oh, whoa-oh
657
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:08,409
♪ Oh, oh
658
00:27:08,444 --> 00:27:12,413
♪ If you want to be my lover.
659
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:15,867
Best thing ever!
660
00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:17,335
So,
661
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:18,503
how did it feel to be so open
662
00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:19,504
about your Spice love?
663
00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:20,788
Liberating.
664
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:23,875
We only hope you can see us
for who we really are.
665
00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:28,262
I applaud your courage in such
an openly Spice-phobic time.
666
00:27:28,297 --> 00:27:31,099
Especially you, Kitty...
actually I don't think I've
667
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:33,134
ever seen you so, uh...
668
00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:35,219
uh...
So what?
669
00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:38,806
Happy to be part of the team.
670
00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:41,059
Ooh, that's 'cause
my girl is spicy!
671
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,810
Well, great job, ladies.
672
00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:45,113
That was-that was
just fantastic.
673
00:27:45,147 --> 00:27:46,814
Everybody, please settle down
674
00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:49,867
and welcome Mr. Jake Puckerman
to the stage.
675
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:53,071
Down with the Brown. Team
Breezy equals Team Awful.
676
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:54,989
Look, listen, stop.
677
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,741
Stop, listen.
I hear you, okay?
678
00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:59,210
I'm still gonna perform
a Brown song,
679
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:00,962
but it will not be Chris.
680
00:28:03,165 --> 00:28:04,382
♪ Yeah, get up
681
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:06,884
♪ Hey
682
00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:10,471
♪ Yeah, get up
683
00:28:10,506 --> 00:28:13,174
♪ Oh, get busy
684
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,892
♪ Everybody's talking
685
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,894
♪ All this stuff about me
686
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,763
♪ Why don't they just
687
00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:21,349
♪ Let me live
688
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,101
♪ They say I'm crazy
689
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,903
♪ I really don't care
690
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:30,241
♪ That's my prerogative
691
00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:31,442
♪ They say I'm nasty
692
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:34,245
♪ But I don't give a damn
693
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:38,116
♪ Getting girls is how I live
694
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,368
♪ Some ask me questions
695
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:43,037
♪ Why am I so real
696
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,006
♪ But they don't understand me
697
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,375
♪ Or really don't
know the deal about ♪
698
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:48,843
♪ A brother
699
00:28:48,877 --> 00:28:51,846
♪ Trying hard to make it right
700
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,798
♪ Not long ago
701
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,184
♪ Before I win this fight
♪ Sing ♪
702
00:28:56,218 --> 00:28:58,052
♪ Everybody's talking
703
00:28:58,103 --> 00:28:59,971
♪ All this stuff about me
704
00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:01,973
♪ Why don't they just
705
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:04,942
♪ Let me live, tell my why
706
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:07,028
♪ I don't need permission
707
00:29:07,062 --> 00:29:09,113
♪ Make my own decisions
708
00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,448
♪ Oh ♪ That's my prerogative ♪
709
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:13,401
♪ It's my prerogative
710
00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:15,403
♪ It's my prerogative ♪
711
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:18,156
♪ I can do what I want to do
712
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,041
♪ It's my prerogative ♪
713
00:29:20,075 --> 00:29:23,294
♪ Tell me, tell me why
714
00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:25,963
♪ Can't I
715
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:27,465
♪ Live my life
716
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:30,468
♪ Live my life ♪
717
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:34,172
♪ Without all of the things
718
00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:37,258
♪ That people say
719
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:40,094
♪ Ah, yeah
720
00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:41,929
♪ Everybody's talking ♪
721
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,265
♪ All this stuff about me ♪
♪ Everybody's talking
722
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,567
♪ Why don't they
just let me live ♪
723
00:29:46,602 --> 00:29:48,069
♪ Ooh...
724
00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:51,439
♪ It's my prerogative.
725
00:30:04,714 --> 00:30:07,215
Cheese and rice,
you scared me, Tina.
726
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,237
My name is Vicki,
727
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:09,121
I am an android.
728
00:30:09,135 --> 00:30:10,469
I'm fantastic.
729
00:30:10,503 --> 00:30:12,454
Made of plastic.
She's Vicki the robot girl
730
00:30:12,472 --> 00:30:13,672
from Small Wonder.
731
00:30:13,723 --> 00:30:15,223
The TV cult classic.
Small Wonder
732
00:30:15,258 --> 00:30:18,226
has made me the woman I am
today, free to speak my mind
733
00:30:18,261 --> 00:30:20,178
and think outside the box.
Good afternoon, Jake.
734
00:30:20,229 --> 00:30:21,763
Hey, Vicki.
735
00:30:21,797 --> 00:30:23,465
That's it... I've reached
my guilty pleasures
736
00:30:23,483 --> 00:30:25,183
obscure-reference-that-
nobody-cares-about limit.
737
00:30:25,234 --> 00:30:27,185
I've got to go talk
to some normal people.
738
00:30:27,236 --> 00:30:28,970
I'm out of here.
Wait, wait, hold on.
739
00:30:28,988 --> 00:30:30,856
I need to apologize first, okay?
740
00:30:30,907 --> 00:30:32,858
I didn't know about
the Bobby Brown thing.
741
00:30:32,909 --> 00:30:35,110
You do realize that
742
00:30:35,144 --> 00:30:36,945
Bobby Brown allegedly
743
00:30:36,979 --> 00:30:39,314
got Whitney Houston
hooked on crack, right?
744
00:30:39,332 --> 00:30:40,949
Let me get this straight.
745
00:30:40,983 --> 00:30:42,951
You know about
Vicki the robot girl,
746
00:30:42,985 --> 00:30:44,819
but you didn't know
about Bobby and Whitney?
747
00:30:46,155 --> 00:30:47,205
I'm out of here.
748
00:30:47,256 --> 00:30:49,157
I will follow you.
No, go away.
749
00:30:49,175 --> 00:30:51,209
Stop.
750
00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:53,211
Hey, okay?
751
00:30:53,262 --> 00:30:56,014
So, this week has
made me kind of crazy.
752
00:30:56,049 --> 00:30:57,999
And I get why we don't
support Chris Brown.
753
00:30:58,017 --> 00:31:00,018
But, I mean, does
it really matter
754
00:31:00,053 --> 00:31:02,020
what a couple of
high school kids think?
755
00:31:02,055 --> 00:31:03,972
Maybe not.
756
00:31:04,006 --> 00:31:08,026
But every ocean starts with
one drop of water, right?
757
00:31:10,179 --> 00:31:12,180
I sound like my grandma.
758
00:31:15,184 --> 00:31:18,904
Hey... so are we okay?
759
00:31:18,955 --> 00:31:22,357
You know, I have
a guilty pleasure
760
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:24,025
I haven't told you about.
761
00:31:24,043 --> 00:31:25,744
Please don't say me 'cause
that would be very cheesy.
762
00:31:25,795 --> 00:31:27,162
Oh, my God.
763
00:31:27,196 --> 00:31:29,381
Actually it's anything
starring Jessica Simpson.
764
00:31:32,919 --> 00:31:34,886
But...
765
00:31:34,921 --> 00:31:36,922
now that you mention it.
766
00:31:52,822 --> 00:31:54,106
Hey.
767
00:31:56,909 --> 00:31:59,027
What's this?
768
00:31:59,061 --> 00:32:00,996
I was hoping that I could have
dinner with you tonight.
769
00:32:02,231 --> 00:32:04,065
I'm sorry, is it not enough?
770
00:32:04,083 --> 00:32:05,917
I wasn't sure what the going
rate was these days
771
00:32:05,952 --> 00:32:07,702
for male hookers.
772
00:32:07,736 --> 00:32:09,737
Don't judge me.
Oh, really?
773
00:32:09,755 --> 00:32:10,956
For selling your body?
774
00:32:11,007 --> 00:32:12,740
Not everybody has
doting daddies
775
00:32:12,758 --> 00:32:13,741
to pay their bills.
776
00:32:15,845 --> 00:32:18,096
I'm such an idiot.
777
00:32:18,131 --> 00:32:20,432
I'm such an idiot.
778
00:32:20,466 --> 00:32:23,435
You told me
that if we were honest
779
00:32:23,469 --> 00:32:26,138
with each other
that anything was possible.
780
00:32:26,189 --> 00:32:27,973
Why did you lie to me?
781
00:32:28,024 --> 00:32:29,141
Why did you lie to me?
782
00:32:29,192 --> 00:32:30,225
When did I lie to you?
783
00:32:30,259 --> 00:32:31,560
Who do you think
did this to my face?
784
00:32:31,594 --> 00:32:33,428
Your ex-fiancé.
785
00:32:33,446 --> 00:32:36,264
He jumped out of a bathroom,
went all Frankenstein on me.
786
00:32:40,036 --> 00:32:42,454
Finn came all the way here
to do that?
787
00:32:42,488 --> 00:32:43,905
Yeah.
788
00:32:43,939 --> 00:32:47,075
And who's the liar now?
789
00:32:47,109 --> 00:32:49,161
I know you still love him.
790
00:32:50,463 --> 00:32:52,947
And I know that you slept
with him at that wedding.
791
00:32:55,134 --> 00:32:56,968
Did Santana tell you that?
792
00:32:57,003 --> 00:32:59,971
No one had to tell me.
793
00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:04,476
Look, I'm sorry that
I lied about all
794
00:33:04,510 --> 00:33:06,294
that stuff, okay,
but I meant everything
795
00:33:06,312 --> 00:33:08,630
that I ever said about
how I feel about you.
796
00:33:14,654 --> 00:33:17,239
You're right,
I haven't been, uh...
797
00:33:19,358 --> 00:33:21,860
...completely honest with you.
798
00:33:23,312 --> 00:33:25,664
I think that there
was a part of me
799
00:33:25,698 --> 00:33:28,867
that was... using this.
800
00:33:31,087 --> 00:33:35,006
Partly to make Finn
jealous and, um,
801
00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:38,043
the other part to just...
802
00:33:38,094 --> 00:33:41,263
fill my own personal heartache.
803
00:33:47,336 --> 00:33:49,837
So, what, this is...
804
00:33:49,855 --> 00:33:51,856
it's just over?
805
00:33:57,396 --> 00:33:58,863
Yeah, uh...
806
00:34:00,182 --> 00:34:02,984
...it feels like it is.
807
00:34:06,355 --> 00:34:08,373
Seeing you around
is really gonna suck.
808
00:34:17,383 --> 00:34:20,302
♪ When you were here before
809
00:34:22,388 --> 00:34:26,975
♪ Couldn't look you in the eye
810
00:34:28,227 --> 00:34:33,265
♪ You're just like an angel
811
00:34:33,316 --> 00:34:36,685
♪ Your skin makes me cry
812
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:43,441
♪ Oh, you float
like a feather ♪
813
00:34:43,492 --> 00:34:47,195
♪ In a beautiful world
814
00:34:47,229 --> 00:34:52,250
♪ Oh, I wish I was special
815
00:34:53,452 --> 00:34:57,038
♪ You're so very special
816
00:34:57,072 --> 00:34:59,040
♪ Oh...
817
00:34:59,074 --> 00:35:01,209
♪ But I'm a creep
818
00:35:01,243 --> 00:35:03,878
♪ I'm a creep...
819
00:35:03,912 --> 00:35:07,299
♪ I'm a weirdo
820
00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:09,250
♪ I'm a weirdo...
821
00:35:09,268 --> 00:35:12,053
♪ What the hell
am I doing here? ♪
822
00:35:12,087 --> 00:35:14,723
♪ What the hell am I
doing here? ♪
823
00:35:14,757 --> 00:35:18,443
♪ I don't belong here
824
00:35:18,477 --> 00:35:21,112
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh...
825
00:35:21,147 --> 00:35:23,982
♪ She's
826
00:35:24,033 --> 00:35:26,151
♪ Running out
827
00:35:26,202 --> 00:35:31,790
♪ The door...
828
00:35:31,824 --> 00:35:36,494
♪ She's running out
829
00:35:36,545 --> 00:35:40,632
♪ She run, run, run
830
00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:42,666
♪ Run...
831
00:35:52,511 --> 00:35:54,511
♪ Run...
832
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,522
♪ Whatever makes you happy
833
00:36:06,692 --> 00:36:09,361
♪ Whatever you want
834
00:36:11,497 --> 00:36:14,666
♪ You're so very special
835
00:36:16,819 --> 00:36:20,372
♪ I wish I was special
836
00:36:22,174 --> 00:36:24,592
♪ But I'm a creep
837
00:36:27,329 --> 00:36:31,516
♪ I'm a weirdo
838
00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:35,220
♪ What the hell
am I doing here? ♪
839
00:36:38,173 --> 00:36:41,226
♪ I don't belong here
840
00:36:41,277 --> 00:36:47,181
♪ Mm, I don't
belong here. ♪
841
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,702
What's that?
842
00:37:01,736 --> 00:37:03,671
I wanted to do one more Phil
Collins song before they made us
843
00:37:03,705 --> 00:37:05,923
put our guilty pleasures
back in the closet.
844
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,708
Well, maybe we don't have to.
845
00:37:07,742 --> 00:37:09,009
I mean, everybody
seems to be having
846
00:37:09,044 --> 00:37:10,577
so much fun with them
out on the table.
847
00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,579
Maybe life's just
better this way.
848
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,348
I don't know about that.
849
00:37:14,382 --> 00:37:16,016
I think if we always
indulged ourselves
850
00:37:16,051 --> 00:37:17,251
in that kind of thing,
I think we'd make
851
00:37:17,285 --> 00:37:18,686
a lot of people
pretty uncomfortable.
852
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,971
You don't have to
be uncomfortable.
853
00:37:22,590 --> 00:37:24,525
Dude, it's okay.
I-I get it.
854
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:26,426
Your...
855
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:27,561
your guilty pleasure is me.
856
00:37:27,595 --> 00:37:29,429
Um...
857
00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:31,264
I mean, I-I've known all
year, and you know, frankly,
858
00:37:31,282 --> 00:37:33,400
I'm an attractive
guy, and you are
859
00:37:33,434 --> 00:37:35,452
into dudes, and if you weren't
860
00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:37,571
into me, I'd probably
be pretty offended.
861
00:37:39,441 --> 00:37:42,459
Hm-hm, um... you're...
862
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:44,712
not freaked out?
863
00:37:44,746 --> 00:37:47,131
Because... I don't want
to jeopardize our friendship.
864
00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:49,083
I mean, you've been there for me Dude.
Okay. Just stop.
865
00:37:49,117 --> 00:37:50,300
Throughout this whole Kurt thing...
Nothing's gonna change.
866
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:52,285
Stop. Nothing is
going to change.
867
00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:53,470
Oh.
868
00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,255
Okay? We're like...
we're like brothers.
869
00:37:55,289 --> 00:37:57,224
I trust you,
870
00:37:57,258 --> 00:37:59,593
and you know, to
tell you the truth,
871
00:37:59,627 --> 00:38:02,312
the attention feels
kind of... kind of good.
872
00:38:02,347 --> 00:38:04,148
It-It's flattering.
873
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:05,465
Hug it out.
Let's go.
874
00:38:07,402 --> 00:38:08,936
Come on.
Hug it out.
875
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:12,606
Oh.
876
00:38:17,478 --> 00:38:18,912
Um...
877
00:38:18,947 --> 00:38:20,480
Dude, um...
878
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,449
please tell me that that is only
879
00:38:22,483 --> 00:38:23,817
a pack of Life Savers
in your pocket.
880
00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:25,836
Oh, yeah, no,
they're breath mints.
881
00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,337
Oh.
Do you want one?
882
00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:28,956
Uh, yeah, sure.
883
00:38:28,990 --> 00:38:29,957
All right.
884
00:38:29,991 --> 00:38:31,592
Mm, thanks.
885
00:38:31,626 --> 00:38:32,593
All right.
886
00:38:32,627 --> 00:38:34,461
Let's go lead one more class.
887
00:38:34,495 --> 00:38:36,597
I have a song that everyone's
gonna love, so...
888
00:38:36,631 --> 00:38:38,348
Wait up.
889
00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:41,501
This... this is crazy.
890
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:42,836
This show is like crack.
891
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,838
I cannot believe this
was on regular TV.
892
00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:46,840
I thought you'd like this
Facts of Life marathon.
893
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,009
Thank God I recorded
six months of it on the DVR.
894
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,778
Thank you, TV Land!
895
00:38:50,812 --> 00:38:51,945
Okay, so please tell me
896
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:53,513
that the chick on
this motorcycle
897
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,616
and that super bitch get
together in the end.
898
00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:57,785
They do not, but...
899
00:38:57,819 --> 00:38:59,620
George Clooney joins
the cast later No way.
900
00:38:59,654 --> 00:39:00,788
As the handyman
with a heart of gold.
901
00:39:00,822 --> 00:39:02,372
Oh, I love those guys.
902
00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:04,792
And a mullet.
Okay, we have to turn this into
903
00:39:04,826 --> 00:39:06,660
a musical so that
I can play Jo.
904
00:39:06,694 --> 00:39:08,328
Can I be Blair,
and we can do a duet?
905
00:39:08,362 --> 00:39:09,696
Oh...
906
00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:11,131
Well,
that depends on
907
00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:14,051
what, uh, happened with you
and the American Psycho.
908
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,870
Yeah, we had a-a pretty mature
909
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,006
and honest conversation.
910
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,674
You know, we decided that
911
00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:22,559
we're obviously gonna
be professional,
912
00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:24,478
because we're gonna see
each other all the time,
913
00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:25,729
and be in each other's
lives because we go
914
00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:27,514
to the same school.
915
00:39:27,548 --> 00:39:28,682
But, um...
916
00:39:28,716 --> 00:39:31,652
but yeah, it's... it's over.
917
00:39:31,686 --> 00:39:34,071
For real.
918
00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:37,941
And, you know,
I really have you to thank.
919
00:39:39,694 --> 00:39:40,661
Because you didn't give up,
920
00:39:40,695 --> 00:39:42,529
and you really were trying
921
00:39:42,563 --> 00:39:43,747
to make me see, and...
922
00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:46,083
I-I appreciate you
923
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:48,669
getting Finn to come
and defend my honor.
924
00:39:48,703 --> 00:39:49,753
I know that was you,
925
00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,672
so...
926
00:39:51,706 --> 00:39:52,906
I swear I will never
927
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:56,576
doubt your Mexican psychic
third eye ever again.
928
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:07,254
Why the long face?
You've got a hot
929
00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:08,889
boyfriend pillow
in there named Colin.
930
00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:10,891
I named him Colin after
the non-threatening boy
931
00:40:10,925 --> 00:40:12,609
in The Secret Garden,
'cause I know you loved it.
932
00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,763
Don't be sad.
933
00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:19,783
I'm not.
934
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,702
I'm good, I...
935
00:40:21,736 --> 00:40:23,787
I feel... ready.
936
00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:25,205
You know? I-I-I'm ready
937
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,574
for my Funny Girl audition,
938
00:40:27,608 --> 00:40:31,128
and to maybe start
seeing older guys...
939
00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:32,746
Mm...
940
00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:34,114
And I'm definitely ready for
941
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:35,782
our new and permanent roommate.
942
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:41,121
But I'm gonna use the pity card
just for a second,
943
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,756
since I am the one
that is heartbroken
944
00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:44,141
and going through a breakup
945
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:46,977
and found out that my boyfriend
was some weirdo man-whore,
946
00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:48,729
I'm gonna get to pick
the movie tonight, okay?
947
00:40:48,763 --> 00:40:51,648
And I think we should pick...
948
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,851
the best guilty pleasure
movie musical ever.
949
00:40:57,822 --> 00:41:01,641
♪ I've been cheated by you
950
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:04,161
♪ Since I don't know when
951
00:41:08,449 --> 00:41:11,785
♪ So I've made up my mind
952
00:41:11,819 --> 00:41:15,372
♪ It must come to an end
953
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:21,494
♪ Mm, look at me now
954
00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:23,680
♪ Will I ever learn?
955
00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:27,334
♪ I don't know how
956
00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:30,854
♪ But I suddenly lose control
957
00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:35,842
♪ There's a fire
within my soul ♪
958
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:39,613
♪ Just one look,
and I can hear a bell ring ♪
959
00:41:39,647 --> 00:41:43,617
♪ One more look,
and I forget everything ♪
960
00:41:43,651 --> 00:41:44,985
♪ Oh-oh
961
00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:46,853
♪ Mamma mia
962
00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,622
♪ Here I go again
963
00:41:48,656 --> 00:41:52,042
♪ My, my,
how can I resist ya? ♪
964
00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:53,693
♪ Mamma mia
965
00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:55,162
♪ Does it show again?
966
00:41:55,196 --> 00:41:56,663
♪ My, my
967
00:41:56,697 --> 00:41:58,715
♪ Just how much I've missed ya
968
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:03,036
♪ I've been angry inside
about things that you do ♪
969
00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:07,057
♪ I can't count all the times
970
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,226
♪ That I told you
we're through ♪
971
00:42:12,213 --> 00:42:14,815
♪ And when you go
972
00:42:14,849 --> 00:42:16,016
♪ When you slam the door
973
00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:17,884
♪ I think you know
974
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:21,488
♪ That you won't be
away too long ♪
975
00:42:21,522 --> 00:42:24,191
♪ You know that
I'm not that strong ♪
976
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,361
♪ Just one look
977
00:42:27,395 --> 00:42:28,829
♪ And I can hear a bell ring
978
00:42:28,863 --> 00:42:31,832
♪ One more look,
and I forget everything ♪
979
00:42:31,866 --> 00:42:33,583
♪ Whoa-oa
980
00:42:33,618 --> 00:42:35,085
♪ Mamma mia
981
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:37,204
♪ Here I go again
982
00:42:37,238 --> 00:42:40,590
♪ My, my, how can I resist ya?
983
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,844
♪ Mamma mia,
does it show again? ♪
984
00:42:43,878 --> 00:42:47,247
♪ My, my,
just how much I missed ya ♪
985
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:50,767
♪ Yes, I've been brokenhearted
986
00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:54,521
♪ Ooh, since the day we parted
987
00:42:54,555 --> 00:42:55,689
♪ Why, why
988
00:42:55,723 --> 00:42:58,058
♪ Did I ever let you go?
989
00:42:58,092 --> 00:42:59,860
♪ Mamma mia ♪ Mamma mia
990
00:42:59,894 --> 00:43:01,111
♪ Now I really know
991
00:43:01,145 --> 00:43:02,929
♪ My, my
992
00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:04,781
♪ I could never let you go
993
00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:08,768
♪ Mm-ba, mm-ba, mm-ba, mm-ba,
mm-ba, mm-ba, mm-ba ♪
994
00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:10,620
♪ Whoa-oa-oa
995
00:43:10,655 --> 00:43:11,905
♪ Oh-oh oh
996
00:43:11,939 --> 00:43:13,623
♪ Whoa-oa-oa
997
00:43:13,658 --> 00:43:14,624
♪ Oh-oh oh
998
00:43:14,659 --> 00:43:16,677
♪ Mamma mia.
999
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,902
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