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Okay, Holly,
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Will Schuester, Mr. Figgins,
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Brad the piano player?
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Oh, that's easy.
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I'd bang Will Schuester,
marry Figgins,
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and push Brad the piano player
off a cliff.
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What? No way.
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Holly, I'd marry Will and
have sex with Figgins.
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See, I've gotten real
good at getting my soul
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to float above my body
when I'm doing the nasty.
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So I'd cringe my way
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through a sweaty hump
session with Figgins,
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and bone Will Schuester
well into my 60s.
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Oh, fantastic.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't April Rhodes,
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America's favorite
alcoholic dwarf whore.
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Oh, thank you, Sue.
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Holly and I were just playing
Kill, Marry, or Bone.
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Well, April,
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as you have absolutely
no business whatsoever
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on this campus, normally,
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I would have you
physically removed.
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However, since you seem
to be hanging out
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with the willowy
and winning Holly Holliday,
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I am willing
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to make an exception.
Hey, girl.
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Thanks, Coach.
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Wait a second. You
guys know each other?
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Oh, you bet
your sweet ass we do.
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Yup, the minute
I met Miss Holliday,
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we immediately hit it off,
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and we've been best of friends
ever since.
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Mm-hmm. We're auditioning
for The Amazing Race.
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I'm Principal Sue Sylvester.
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And I'm Substitute
Holly Holliday.
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And together we are...
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Team Gorgeous!
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As a seven-time
national championship
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cheerleading coach, I know what
it's like to work as a team.
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And I'm looking forward
to the physical challenges.
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And I'm looking
forward to eating
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those half-formed
fetal duck eggs!
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So, Sue, um, April and
I were just talking...
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No. I'm sorry, Holly.
The glee club's over.
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Okay, I know. I just, um...
I was just thinking,
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you know, just 'cause
Glee Club is over
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doesn't mean that there can't be
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any music at the school, right?
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What you getting at, Holly?
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I mean, you
know, there are plenty
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of other clubs in this school.
Maybe we could
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work a little music into some of them.
That's right, Holly.
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You know, it's a proven fact,
when you put music
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in the classroom,
test scores go up.
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Oh, please, dear God, shut up.
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Sue, we're just
asking for one week.
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Fine. You have one week
to somehow shoehorn
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music into McKinley's
extracurricular clubs.
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But, please, see if you can't
involve William in this somehow.
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It'll soften the blow
of the glee club's cancellation.
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Ooh!
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
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This time in a
person's life is supposed
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to feel fresh
and full of possibility.
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But unlike every other senior
at this school,
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I seem to be the only one
still waiting by the phone
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to be invited to the dance.
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I got rejected by
my backup school, Ohio State,
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and Brown still hasn't told me
if I got in yet.
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And at this point,
I'm taking desperate measures.
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I get it. I was adopted,
and I've never been to temple.
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But all of my friends
are going to be in New York,
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and Mitzvah is the only school
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that is still accepting
for fall semester.
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I wrote an essay about why
the reason I'm applying so late
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was because I was on a kibbutz,
whatever that is.
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So, here we go.
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Fingers crossed.
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I just got to get
to New York somehow.
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Well, what are you guys doing?
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Well, Mr. Shue wanted us
to pack away the trophies
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before Sue came in and
had the Cheerios! do it.
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No, don't get upset. Oh.
I'm upset.
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Guys, you might want to sit down
for this. I have some huge news.
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You guys got married and adopted
Russian twin babies. Yes!
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Blaine got into NYADA!
I got into NYADA!
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Oh, my God!
Congratulations!
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Congratulations.
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Wow! Oh, my God! You guys,
do you know what this means?
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All of us... we're all going
to New York together!
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Oh!
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You guys, we're gonna
miss our shift!
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Ew!
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Oh.
Hey! Hey!
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If I wanted to watch men
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in capri pants
slobbering all over each other,
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I'd watch Monday Night Football.
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Whoa! Man, those ten flights
of stairs are a bitch.
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I wish this apartment
had an elevator.
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It does.
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Now you tell me!
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Sam, where are your clothes?
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Oh. I think I left 'em
at the Laundromat.
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Again?
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Aah! Rachel, quit
hogging the bathroom!
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I'm never
coming out of here!
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That's what I said
sophomore year of high school.
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I'm serious!
Open the G-dang door!
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I'm never getting
spray-tanned again
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at a Vietnamese doughnut shop.
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Where do we keep the ketchup?
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Mike Chang!
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here to win Tina back.
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Did I say that out loud?
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Also, I'm here to teach
dance to the homeless,
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and I brought a few
chums to help me out.
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Sam, where's your clothes?
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Oh. I knew I forgot something.
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Oh, my gosh, Tina,
I-I'm so sorry.
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Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, I'm great.
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You guys, New York,
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it's gonna be amazing.
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You know, being here
with everyone has brought
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so many good feelings
and memories,
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and... I mean, look
at Puck and Quinn.
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I mean, I have no idea
what's going on there,
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nor do I know
where her boyfriend
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ran off to, but it looks
like we can be expecting
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another "accidental"
pregnancy sometime soon.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Yeah!
- But, alas,
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with the old good feelings
come the old bad ones, too.
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Why, just today, Mercedes and I
were in the lunch line
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when a battle from
way back in the day
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came out,
a-and we found ourselves
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at each other's throats again.
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They have zero
nutritional value.
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Listen,
potatoes are vegetables, okay?
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And Tots are made from potatoes.
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Ergo, Tots are vegetables.
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Well, I'd like some kind of proof of
how much potato is actually in there.
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And ruin the mystery?
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What in the hell is wrong
with you? Move it.
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Yes, I know. It's really
hard to see friends fighting,
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but I'm just glad that none of
you guys were there to see it.
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I was right behind you in line.
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Because the most upsetting thing
is watching two people you love
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fight about
something ridiculous
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and there not being anything
you can do to stop it.
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But, thankfully, we made up
and we have never been closer.
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- Mmm. - And we've decided
to heal our hearts
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with a song.
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♪ I am ♪
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♪ Changing ♪
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♪ Trying every way I can ♪
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♪ I am changing ♪
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♪ I'll be better than I am ♪
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♪ I'm trying ♪
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♪ To find a way ♪
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♪ To understand ♪
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♪ But I need you ♪
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♪ I need you ♪
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♪ I need ♪
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♪ A ♪
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♪ Hand ♪
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♪ I am changing ♪
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♪ Seeing everything so clear ♪
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♪ I am changing ♪
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♪ I'm gonna start right now,
right here ♪
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♪ But I need a friend ♪
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♪ To help me start
all over again ♪
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♪ Oh, that would be just ♪
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♪ Fine ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ I know it's gonna work out ♪
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♪ This time ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ 'Cause this time I am ♪
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♪ This time I am... ♪
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♪ I am ♪
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♪ Changing ♪
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♪ I'll get my life
together now ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ I am changing ♪
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♪ Yes, I know how ♪
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♪ I'm gonna start again ♪
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♪ I'm gonna
leave my past behind ♪
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♪ I'll change my life ♪
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♪ I'll make a vow ♪
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♪ And nothing's gonna stop ♪
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♪ Me ♪
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♪ Now... ♪
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You remember when we first met?
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I was in here doing my hair...
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Are you trying to make peace with
me by getting all nostalgic?
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Because, if so, you are
forgetting the one thing
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that you should have learned
from all of our magical time
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together, and it's
that I have no heart.
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Look, I've been unkind
to you, okay?
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And-and I won't get
into the whole thing
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about how watching Kurt and Mercedes
sing got me all sentimental
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because I know you'll just
make fun of me for it.
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No, you know what?
Go ahead, please.
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Because if I don't express
my venom at least once a day,
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I get constipated.
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I want to give you ten shows.
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Any ten shows after
the first three months,
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all right?
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And you can pick. They can be
ten in a row or one at a time.
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It's a peace offering.
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That way, your mom can come
or your abuela.
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I just... I don't want
to do this anymore.
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It's exhausting
and it's depressing.
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No.
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I want them all.
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The only reason
why you're doing this
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for me is because you know
that I'm gonna go
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all Showgirls on you and win.
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No more scraps, Rachel.
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I will be happy
and kiss and be friends
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once you give me the part.
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God, what is it about anymore
with you, Santana?
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I just... I don't get it.
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Yeah.
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I'm just not sold
on the whole idea.
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Will, this is going
to work. I swear.
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You just have to trust me.
Okay...
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Hey there,
Animal Husbandry Club!
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I'm animal rights activist
Temple Grandin!
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Overcoming autism
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gave me insight into how
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to slaughter livestock
in a more humane way.
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I think in pictures, not words,
and I'm hypersensitive
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to loud noise!
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But that don't mean I don't know
how to party. Hit it!
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♪ Girl, I can't understand it ♪
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♪ Why you want to hurt me ♪
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♪ After all of the things
I've done for you ♪
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♪ I buy you champagne and roses,
put diamonds ♪
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♪ On your finger,
diamonds on your finger ♪
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♪ Still you hang out all night,
what am I to do? ♪
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♪ My girl wants
to party all the time ♪
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♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
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♪ My girl wants
to party all the time ♪
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♪ Party all the time ♪
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♪ She parties all the time ♪
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♪ Girl, I've seen you in clubs ♪
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♪ Just hanging out and dancing ♪
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♪ You give your number
to every man you see ♪
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♪ You never come home at night ♪
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♪ Because you're out romancing ♪
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♪ I wish you'd bring some
of your love home to me ♪
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♪ My girl wants
to party all the time ♪
255
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♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
256
00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:30,463
♪ My girl wants to ♪
257
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♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
258
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♪ My girl wants
to party all the time ♪
259
00:12:38,806 --> 00:12:42,776
♪ Party all the time,
party all the time ♪
260
00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:47,614
♪ My girl wants to party
all the time, party all ♪
261
00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:54,087
♪ The time... ♪
262
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,189
♪ Yeah ♪
263
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,661
♪ Ooh ♪
264
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:06,032
♪ She likes
to party all the time ♪
265
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,301
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
266
00:13:08,336 --> 00:13:10,370
♪ Parties all the time ♪
267
00:13:10,404 --> 00:13:12,539
♪ My girl wants to ♪
268
00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:15,108
♪ Party all the time, party
all the time ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
269
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,277
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Party all the time ♪
270
00:13:17,311 --> 00:13:20,747
♪ My girl wants
to party all the time ♪
271
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♪ Party all the time ♪
272
00:13:24,252 --> 00:13:27,921
♪ My girl wants to, yeah ♪
♪ My
girl wants to party all the time ♪
273
00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:31,291
♪ Party all the time, party
all the time ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
274
00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:36,096
♪ My girl wants
to party all the time, party ♪
275
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♪ All the time... ♪
276
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How's that for a field trip?!
277
00:13:48,943 --> 00:13:50,744
Oh, my God.
278
00:13:50,778 --> 00:13:52,112
Are these all lilies?
279
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They're the lesbian of flowers.
280
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I also...
281
00:14:00,588 --> 00:14:03,723
got you this.
282
00:14:04,759 --> 00:14:08,595
Two tickets to Lesbos Island?
283
00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:11,531
But these are
both one-way.
284
00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:14,668
Yeah, I figured once we arrived
at the girl-on-girl paradise
285
00:14:14,702 --> 00:14:17,504
that is Lesbos
that we'd never want to leave.
286
00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:22,442
Okay, listen.
287
00:14:22,476 --> 00:14:24,044
Brittany, I love you, but
288
00:14:24,078 --> 00:14:26,713
running away with me and
living on a lesbian island
289
00:14:26,747 --> 00:14:28,548
is not what you want to do.
290
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,284
You just don't want
to go back to MIT.
291
00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:32,953
And you shouldn't.
292
00:14:32,987 --> 00:14:35,855
Just because your amazing
mathematical mind can solve
293
00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:38,458
all the world's problems
doesn't mean that it has to.
294
00:14:38,492 --> 00:14:41,595
It's not your dream, and
neither is being with me.
295
00:14:41,629 --> 00:14:42,862
You're one to talk.
296
00:14:42,897 --> 00:14:45,165
Since when is becoming a
Broadway star your goal in life?
297
00:14:45,199 --> 00:14:47,719
A star is a star. It doesn't
matter where in the sky I shine.
298
00:14:47,735 --> 00:14:50,170
I don't want to run away with
you because I want to run away.
299
00:14:50,204 --> 00:14:51,805
I want to run away
with you because
300
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:54,307
you and I are the only truly
awesome people I've ever met,
301
00:14:54,342 --> 00:14:55,642
and I'm tired of doing stuff
302
00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:57,344
that only matters
to people less awesome than us.
303
00:14:57,378 --> 00:15:01,114
Okay, but this isn't
like your math stuff.
304
00:15:01,148 --> 00:15:03,383
I'm going to be
rich and famous.
305
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,452
This is a great
first step for me.
306
00:15:05,486 --> 00:15:08,121
And, besides, I'm not gonna
let that dwarf Berry win.
307
00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,392
Listen...
308
00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:15,629
you have spent most
of your life in the closet
309
00:15:15,663 --> 00:15:18,798
because you cared about
what people thought about you.
310
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,700
Walking away from a dream
311
00:15:20,735 --> 00:15:23,069
that you don't actually
care about is you winning,
312
00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:24,838
because it's you saying,
313
00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:27,707
"This is not who I am,
and I don't care who knows it."
314
00:15:31,445 --> 00:15:33,413
You know, it's funny.
315
00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:37,183
I spend months
tangled up in knots,
316
00:15:37,218 --> 00:15:39,853
and in five minutes,
you straighten me out.
317
00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:41,254
Mm.
318
00:15:41,289 --> 00:15:43,256
You really are a genius.
319
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,991
I'm just the world's
foremost expert
320
00:15:45,026 --> 00:15:46,726
in the field of Santana Lopez.
321
00:15:48,062 --> 00:15:52,265
So... what do you want to do?
322
00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:00,221
My life is literally over.
323
00:16:00,255 --> 00:16:02,356
Where the hell did all
these flowers come from?
324
00:16:02,391 --> 00:16:03,524
What's wrong, Tina?
325
00:16:03,558 --> 00:16:04,959
Nothing. Just the fact
that I'm going
326
00:16:04,993 --> 00:16:06,794
to spend the rest
of my life in Lima
327
00:16:06,828 --> 00:16:08,429
because I'm not Jewish enough.
328
00:16:08,463 --> 00:16:10,698
Dear Tina, Mitzvah University
329
00:16:10,732 --> 00:16:13,334
was delighted
to receive your application,
330
00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:15,336
albeit five weeks late.
331
00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:16,971
However, we know the truth.
332
00:16:17,005 --> 00:16:18,673
Your name is not Tina Cohen.
333
00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:21,442
You are Tina Cohen-Chang.
334
00:16:21,476 --> 00:16:23,644
You are a big, fat liar.
335
00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:25,212
I didn't get into Mitzvah,
so I guess
336
00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:27,648
I'm the only one in this room
who's not going to New York.
337
00:16:27,683 --> 00:16:30,017
Why? You don't need a college
acceptance letter to get over
338
00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:32,119
that bridge. I can't just go
there without some kind of plan.
339
00:16:32,154 --> 00:16:34,755
Well, uh, Kurt did, and I think
he's doing pretty great.
340
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,391
It's an adventure. Not for me.
You don't understand.
341
00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:39,226
Without some kind of
direction, I just feel
342
00:16:39,261 --> 00:16:41,329
like a giant,
free-floating loser.
343
00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:42,763
Yeah, like me.
344
00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:44,231
And me.
345
00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:46,133
And me.
346
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:59,413
♪ You may think
that I'm a zero ♪
347
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:03,651
♪ And everyone you want to be ♪
348
00:17:03,685 --> 00:17:05,853
♪ Probably started off like me ♪
349
00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:11,425
♪ You may say
that I'm a freak show ♪
350
00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:14,729
♪ But give it
just a little time ♪
351
00:17:14,763 --> 00:17:17,698
♪ I bet you're gonna
change your mind ♪
352
00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:24,171
♪ All of the dirt
you've been throwin' my way ♪
353
00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:27,675
♪ It ain't so hard to take ♪
354
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:32,647
♪ 'Cause I know one day ♪
355
00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:36,484
♪ You'll be screamin' my name ♪
356
00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:39,387
♪ And I'll just look away ♪
357
00:17:39,421 --> 00:17:41,789
♪ Yeah, I'll just look away ♪
358
00:17:41,823 --> 00:17:44,725
♪ Just go ahead and hate on me ♪
359
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:48,162
♪ Run your mouth
so everyone can hear ♪
360
00:17:48,196 --> 00:17:50,264
♪ Hit me with the worst
you got ♪
361
00:17:50,299 --> 00:17:51,933
♪ Knock me down ♪
362
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,968
♪ Baby, I don't care ♪
363
00:17:54,002 --> 00:17:56,304
♪ Keep it up, and soon enough ♪
364
00:17:56,338 --> 00:17:58,139
♪ You'll figure out ♪
365
00:17:58,173 --> 00:18:01,208
♪ You wanna be ♪
366
00:18:01,243 --> 00:18:03,244
♪ You wanna be ♪
367
00:18:03,278 --> 00:18:08,616
♪ A loser like me ♪
368
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:15,856
♪ Push me up
against the locker ♪
369
00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:17,858
♪ Oh, oh ♪
370
00:18:17,893 --> 00:18:20,995
♪ All I do is shake it off ♪
371
00:18:21,029 --> 00:18:23,898
♪ I'll get you back
when I'm your boss ♪
372
00:18:23,932 --> 00:18:28,469
♪ I'm not thinkin'
'bout you haters ♪
373
00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:30,004
♪ No ♪
374
00:18:30,038 --> 00:18:32,440
♪ And I could be a superstar ♪
375
00:18:32,474 --> 00:18:35,309
♪ I'll see you
when you wash my car ♪
376
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:41,415
♪ And all of the dirt
you've been throwin' my way ♪
377
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:45,353
♪ It ain't so hard to take ♪
378
00:18:45,387 --> 00:18:47,955
♪ Oh, and, and ♪
379
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:53,294
♪ I know one day
you'll be screamin' my name ♪
380
00:18:53,328 --> 00:18:58,633
♪ And I'll just look away ♪
381
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,635
♪ Just go ahead
and hate on me ♪
382
00:19:00,669 --> 00:19:02,336
♪ And run your mouth ♪
♪ Run your mouth ♪
383
00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:04,605
♪ So everyone can hear ♪
384
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,441
♪ Hit me with the worst you got
and knock me down ♪
385
00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:08,843
♪ And knock me down ♪
386
00:19:08,877 --> 00:19:10,778
♪ Baby, I don't care ♪
387
00:19:10,812 --> 00:19:13,714
♪ Keep it up, and soon enough
you'll figure out ♪
388
00:19:13,749 --> 00:19:16,617
♪ You wanna be ♪
389
00:19:16,652 --> 00:19:19,353
♪ You wanna be ♪
♪ You wanna be ♪
390
00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:21,022
♪ A loser like me ♪
391
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:22,690
♪ Loo-oo-oo-oo ♪
392
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:25,359
♪ A loser like me ♪
393
00:19:25,394 --> 00:19:29,463
♪ A loser like me. ♪
394
00:19:30,899 --> 00:19:32,800
Ooh, that was nice.
395
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:35,036
Hey, please, please, please,
please come to New York.
396
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,537
You don't need a plan.
You'll figure something out
397
00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:38,172
once you get there.
We can get an apartment.
398
00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:39,540
You guys are the best.
399
00:19:40,442 --> 00:19:41,342
Let's do this.
400
00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:43,077
Yeah.
401
00:19:44,212 --> 00:19:45,413
Nick, I'm a good friend
of yours,
402
00:19:45,447 --> 00:19:46,847
and in a dumb way,
I'm kind of smart.
403
00:19:46,882 --> 00:19:48,416
So I'm gonna tell you
what you ought to do.
404
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,951
You ought to marry me.
405
00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:51,665
So I'm gonna tell you
what you ought to do.
406
00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:53,054
- You ought to ma...
- Well...
407
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,855
you certainly are dedicated.
408
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,824
Well, under normal
circumstances I would be,
409
00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:58,098
but considering the fact
410
00:19:58,126 --> 00:20:00,194
that I have to worry
about you pushing me
411
00:20:00,228 --> 00:20:03,097
off the stage at any moment,
I can't slip, even for a second.
412
00:20:03,131 --> 00:20:05,399
Well, I don't like that.
413
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:07,435
You have been
414
00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:10,905
dreaming about this role
since you were in gay-utero.
415
00:20:10,939 --> 00:20:12,873
And you have actually worked
416
00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:14,408
your tiny butt off to get it,
417
00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:16,711
and I'm coming and sucking
all the celebration out of it.
418
00:20:16,745 --> 00:20:18,880
Why?
419
00:20:18,914 --> 00:20:21,048
Honestly, like,
what have I ever done to you?
420
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,717
Nothing.
421
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:25,419
I'm just not a
particularly nice person.
422
00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:27,154
And sometimes I make choices
423
00:20:27,189 --> 00:20:29,924
that seem like the right thing
at the time, but then,
424
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,893
looking back,
they're actually kind of mean.
425
00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,828
Listen, I don't want
to be a Broadway star.
426
00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,730
I'm too lazy
to do eight shows a week.
427
00:20:35,764 --> 00:20:39,267
Wait. So, does... does that mean
that you're quitting the show?
428
00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:43,471
I texted gay-face director
ten minutes ago,
429
00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:45,806
and said, "I hereby
resign as U.S.
430
00:20:45,841 --> 00:20:47,775
of this production of F.G."
431
00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:49,810
- Pithy.
- Listen,
432
00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:52,246
don't get all sentimental
on me or anything like that.
433
00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:55,249
I'm really happy for you,
but I didn't do this for you.
434
00:20:55,284 --> 00:20:57,118
I did this entirely for myself.
435
00:20:57,152 --> 00:21:00,655
I know,
and that was very brave of you.
436
00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:04,358
But do you think
that we could maybe at least
437
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,494
sing a song together
in the glee club?
438
00:21:06,528 --> 00:21:09,931
Fine. But I'm not gonna sing
some tired old song
439
00:21:09,965 --> 00:21:11,732
that we've already done.
'Cause Santana Lopez
440
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:14,569
is way too badass for that.
441
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:23,477
♪ Fresh cut grass ♪
442
00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:25,479
♪ One cold beer ♪
443
00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:27,848
♪ Thank the Lord ♪
444
00:21:27,883 --> 00:21:31,686
♪ I am here and now ♪
445
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,323
♪ Here and now ♪
446
00:21:38,026 --> 00:21:40,061
♪ Summer dress ♪
447
00:21:40,095 --> 00:21:42,129
♪ Favorite park ♪
448
00:21:42,164 --> 00:21:44,131
♪ Bless your soul ♪
449
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:48,202
♪ We are here and now ♪
450
00:21:48,237 --> 00:21:51,606
♪ Here and now ♪
451
00:21:54,009 --> 00:21:56,043
♪ I'm wide awake ♪
452
00:21:56,078 --> 00:21:57,879
♪ So what's the point
of dreaming ♪
453
00:21:57,913 --> 00:22:00,181
♪ When your life is great ♪
454
00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:02,517
♪ Celebrate the feeling ♪
455
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:06,020
♪ Celebrate the feeling ♪
456
00:22:06,054 --> 00:22:08,823
♪ Oh, can't complain
about much these days ♪
457
00:22:08,857 --> 00:22:12,560
♪ I believe we'll be okay,
oh, oh, oh ♪
458
00:22:12,594 --> 00:22:14,929
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
459
00:22:14,963 --> 00:22:17,131
♪ Can't complain
about much these days ♪
460
00:22:17,165 --> 00:22:21,002
♪ I believe we'll be okay,
oh, oh, oh ♪
461
00:22:21,036 --> 00:22:23,004
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
462
00:22:23,038 --> 00:22:25,339
♪ We'll scream it out ♪
♪ We'll scream it out ♪
463
00:22:25,374 --> 00:22:27,542
♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪
464
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:36,017
♪ Ooh... ♪
465
00:22:36,051 --> 00:22:37,752
♪ We'll be okay ♪
466
00:22:37,786 --> 00:22:41,989
♪ Ooh... ♪
467
00:22:42,024 --> 00:22:43,724
♪ We'll be okay ♪
468
00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:45,760
♪ Can't complain
about much these days ♪
469
00:22:45,794 --> 00:22:47,895
♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪
470
00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:49,764
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
471
00:22:49,798 --> 00:22:53,067
♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪
472
00:22:53,101 --> 00:22:56,070
♪ Yeah... ♪
♪ Can't complain
about much these days ♪
473
00:22:56,104 --> 00:22:58,072
♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪
474
00:22:58,106 --> 00:23:00,074
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
475
00:23:00,108 --> 00:23:01,943
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
476
00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:04,145
♪ Can't complain
about much these days ♪
477
00:23:04,179 --> 00:23:06,180
♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪
478
00:23:06,215 --> 00:23:08,282
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
479
00:23:08,317 --> 00:23:10,284
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
480
00:23:10,319 --> 00:23:12,286
♪ We'll scream it out ♪
♪ We'll scream it out ♪
481
00:23:12,321 --> 00:23:17,291
♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪
482
00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:19,494
♪ We'll be okay. ♪
483
00:23:23,799 --> 00:23:26,234
Oh, thank God.
484
00:23:26,268 --> 00:23:28,402
I have before me a buttload
of angry letters
485
00:23:28,437 --> 00:23:30,138
from members
of the Animal Husbandry Club,
486
00:23:30,172 --> 00:23:32,473
their parents, state
and local politicians,
487
00:23:32,508 --> 00:23:36,144
the National Autism Association,
as well as One Million Moms.
488
00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:37,812
Although in actuality, there
aren't a million of them.
489
00:23:37,846 --> 00:23:39,480
There's really only 100,000,
490
00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:42,550
but each and every one of 'em
is an uptight bitch.
491
00:23:43,576 --> 00:23:45,496
I hardly need to tell you
that this
492
00:23:45,521 --> 00:23:46,821
will mark the end
493
00:23:46,855 --> 00:23:49,457
of your extracurricular
musical experiment.
494
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:50,968
I understand.
495
00:23:50,993 --> 00:23:52,293
I'm sorry about this, Sue.
496
00:23:52,327 --> 00:23:53,567
It won't happen again.
497
00:23:54,229 --> 00:23:56,097
Will.
498
00:23:56,131 --> 00:23:57,198
Will.
499
00:23:57,232 --> 00:23:59,467
Will, Will.
Wait one second, please.
500
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:00,935
This isn't over yet.
501
00:24:00,969 --> 00:24:03,604
We can go to the hockey team,
and we can do Glee on Ice.
502
00:24:03,639 --> 00:24:05,139
Please. Stop.
503
00:24:06,275 --> 00:24:08,176
Look, it's finished.
504
00:24:08,210 --> 00:24:10,044
The glee club is over.
505
00:24:10,078 --> 00:24:12,647
All I want to do is just get
through this week
506
00:24:12,681 --> 00:24:13,981
and-and try to enjoy graduation.
507
00:24:15,818 --> 00:24:18,786
I've accepted it.
508
00:24:18,821 --> 00:24:20,121
It's done.
509
00:24:24,059 --> 00:24:26,694
Artie Pants, I need you.
510
00:24:26,728 --> 00:24:28,629
Oh, finally.
I'm in love with you, too.
511
00:24:28,664 --> 00:24:30,465
Just give me a second.
I'm gonna send Kitty
512
00:24:30,499 --> 00:24:32,133
- a breakup text.
- What?
513
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:33,701
No, this is about Will.
514
00:24:33,735 --> 00:24:35,470
Oh. Y-You're in love with Will?
515
00:24:35,504 --> 00:24:37,271
No. I'm not in love with anyone.
516
00:24:37,306 --> 00:24:39,707
Get your camera equipment,
meet me in the Spanish room.
517
00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:57,523
♪ Right from the start ♪
518
00:24:57,558 --> 00:25:00,226
♪ You were a thief,
you stole my heart ♪
519
00:25:00,261 --> 00:25:05,098
♪ And I, your willing victim ♪
520
00:25:05,132 --> 00:25:08,034
♪ I let you see
the parts of me ♪
521
00:25:08,068 --> 00:25:10,103
♪ That weren't
all that pretty ♪
522
00:25:10,137 --> 00:25:15,308
♪ And with every touch,
you fixed them ♪
523
00:25:15,342 --> 00:25:19,312
♪ Now you've been talking
in your sleep ♪
524
00:25:19,346 --> 00:25:20,813
♪ Oh, oh ♪
525
00:25:20,848 --> 00:25:24,417
♪ Things you never say to me ♪
526
00:25:24,451 --> 00:25:26,019
♪ Oh, oh ♪
527
00:25:26,053 --> 00:25:29,622
♪ Tell me
that you've had enough ♪
528
00:25:29,657 --> 00:25:32,091
♪ Of our love ♪
529
00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:36,296
♪ Our love ♪
530
00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:40,300
♪ Just give me a reason,
just a little bit's enough ♪
531
00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:43,903
♪ Just a second,
we're not broken, just bent,
532
00:25:43,938 --> 00:25:46,439
♪ And we can learn
to love again ♪
533
00:25:46,473 --> 00:25:47,974
♪ It's in the stars ♪
534
00:25:48,008 --> 00:25:51,377
♪ It's been written in the scars
on our hearts ♪
535
00:25:51,412 --> 00:25:54,180
♪ We're not broken, just bent ♪
536
00:25:54,215 --> 00:25:58,518
♪ And we can learn
to love again ♪
537
00:25:58,552 --> 00:26:01,120
♪ I'm sorry,
I don't understand ♪
538
00:26:01,155 --> 00:26:03,289
♪ Where all this
is coming from ♪
539
00:26:03,324 --> 00:26:04,457
♪ I thought ♪
540
00:26:04,491 --> 00:26:06,459
♪ That we were fine ♪
541
00:26:06,493 --> 00:26:09,028
♪ Yeah, but this is happenin' ♪
542
00:26:09,063 --> 00:26:12,298
♪ You've been having
real bad dreams ♪
543
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,633
♪ Oh, oh ♪
544
00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:17,337
♪ You used to lie
so close to me ♪
545
00:26:17,371 --> 00:26:18,938
♪ Oh, oh ♪
546
00:26:18,973 --> 00:26:22,475
♪ There's nothing
more than empty sheets ♪
547
00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:24,944
♪ Between our love ♪
548
00:26:24,979 --> 00:26:27,480
♪ Our love ♪
549
00:26:27,515 --> 00:26:28,648
♪ Love ♪
550
00:26:28,682 --> 00:26:30,850
♪ Just give me a reason ♪
551
00:26:30,885 --> 00:26:34,821
♪ Just a little bit's enough,
just a second ♪
552
00:26:34,855 --> 00:26:37,257
♪ We're not broken, just bent ♪
553
00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,459
♪ And we can learn
to love again ♪
554
00:26:39,493 --> 00:26:41,127
♪ It's in the stars ♪
555
00:26:41,162 --> 00:26:43,530
♪ It's still written
in the scars ♪
556
00:26:43,564 --> 00:26:46,966
♪ On our hearts that we're not
broken, just bent ♪
557
00:26:47,001 --> 00:26:50,837
♪ And we can learn
to love again ♪
558
00:26:53,941 --> 00:26:58,244
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
559
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,882
♪ Ah. ♪
560
00:27:07,223 --> 00:27:09,064
I'd like to make
an announcement.
561
00:27:09,089 --> 00:27:10,490
Puck has asked me to
go out with him
562
00:27:10,524 --> 00:27:11,791
as boyfriend and girlfriend.
563
00:27:11,826 --> 00:27:14,527
'Cause, you know,
we've never actually dated.
564
00:27:14,562 --> 00:27:18,198
So, um, I decided to throw
caution to the wind and say yes.
565
00:27:18,232 --> 00:27:19,866
Wait, what?
566
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,568
Yeah, I-I can't make
any promises,
567
00:27:21,602 --> 00:27:23,069
but, you know,
you're the only guy
568
00:27:23,103 --> 00:27:25,471
who's actually been okay
with me just being myself.
569
00:27:25,506 --> 00:27:28,141
Well, once you've seen a baby come
out of a girl's magic garden,
570
00:27:28,175 --> 00:27:30,076
everything else is
easily acceptable.
571
00:27:30,110 --> 00:27:32,846
I think I love you, Puck.
And I know
572
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,515
it's not gonna be easy, what
with me in New Haven and you...
573
00:27:35,549 --> 00:27:37,016
who knows where.
574
00:27:37,051 --> 00:27:40,787
But I'd rather do hard with you
than easy with somebody else.
575
00:27:40,821 --> 00:27:41,821
Wanky.
576
00:27:41,856 --> 00:27:43,490
Santana, for once,
I'd appreciate it
577
00:27:43,524 --> 00:27:45,325
if you'd keep your
inevitable snark to yourself.
578
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,726
No, no. Look,
I got to be honest,
579
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,194
I really like this pairing.
580
00:27:48,229 --> 00:27:50,563
Come here.
581
00:27:55,736 --> 00:27:59,372
Well, in many ways,
that brings us full circle,
582
00:27:59,406 --> 00:28:01,608
which is perfect because
583
00:28:01,642 --> 00:28:04,611
that was officially...
584
00:28:04,645 --> 00:28:07,180
the last song that will ever
be sung in Glee Club.
585
00:28:08,782 --> 00:28:10,216
We all have more songs to sing.
586
00:28:10,251 --> 00:28:12,919
We just can't sing them
in here anymore.
587
00:28:12,953 --> 00:28:15,889
Glee Club...
588
00:28:15,923 --> 00:28:19,359
is officially over.
589
00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,095
Thank you, guys.
590
00:28:22,129 --> 00:28:23,897
It's been an honor.
591
00:29:26,897 --> 00:29:28,337
Hey.
592
00:29:28,362 --> 00:29:30,931
So, we don't actually
know your name
593
00:29:30,965 --> 00:29:33,266
because this video was
made before you were born,
594
00:29:33,301 --> 00:29:35,736
but you are the son or
daughter of our teacher.
595
00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:37,337
Will Schuester.
596
00:29:37,372 --> 00:29:39,740
You know, many of us don't get
to know our dads as men
597
00:29:39,774 --> 00:29:41,041
until they're older,
598
00:29:41,075 --> 00:29:44,111
past middle age, maybe
a little beaten down by life.
599
00:29:44,145 --> 00:29:46,113
But we want to tell you
about what your dad was like
600
00:29:46,147 --> 00:29:47,347
when he was young.
601
00:29:47,382 --> 00:29:48,749
When he could dance
like Fred Astaire.
602
00:29:48,783 --> 00:29:50,717
And sing like Michael Bublé.
603
00:29:50,752 --> 00:29:51,885
He was an amazing teacher.
604
00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:53,420
Your dad and I almost hooked up,
605
00:29:53,454 --> 00:29:54,888
which means
I could have been your mom.
606
00:29:54,922 --> 00:29:56,962
Hit me up when you want
your first tattoo.
607
00:29:56,991 --> 00:29:58,358
I know a guy.
608
00:29:58,393 --> 00:29:59,459
If it wasn't for your dad,
609
00:29:59,494 --> 00:30:00,794
I would've never been
Prom Queen,
610
00:30:00,828 --> 00:30:02,669
though that was kind of
a bad experience for me
611
00:30:02,697 --> 00:30:04,131
when I think about it.
612
00:30:04,165 --> 00:30:06,605
But I still would've been living
my life with a fake stutter.
613
00:30:07,135 --> 00:30:08,435
You had to be there.
614
00:30:08,469 --> 00:30:10,037
Okay, it may seem
a little weird to you,
615
00:30:10,071 --> 00:30:11,938
but back here in the Dark Ages,
616
00:30:11,973 --> 00:30:14,541
it was still crazy
for girls to love girls
617
00:30:14,575 --> 00:30:15,876
and guys to love guys,
618
00:30:15,910 --> 00:30:17,711
but your dad made sure
619
00:30:17,745 --> 00:30:19,546
that we felt safe
loving whoever we chose.
620
00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:22,783
He does this magic trick
where he pulls a duck out of a hat.
621
00:30:22,817 --> 00:30:25,919
You should have him
show you sometime.
622
00:30:25,953 --> 00:30:27,821
Your dad had a
passion for teaching.
623
00:30:27,855 --> 00:30:29,890
He really loved that moment
when he connected with a kid.
624
00:30:29,924 --> 00:30:32,059
And he was prone to
overemotional
625
00:30:32,093 --> 00:30:34,094
yet often inspiring pep talks.
626
00:30:34,128 --> 00:30:37,164
To put it simply, I was not
a particularly nice person.
627
00:30:40,101 --> 00:30:41,735
That sweater's legit.
628
00:30:41,769 --> 00:30:43,070
And then your dad came along,
629
00:30:43,104 --> 00:30:44,471
and I became a man who was kind
630
00:30:44,505 --> 00:30:46,273
a relatively large portion
of the time.
631
00:30:46,307 --> 00:30:49,643
I can say without a doubt
that your dad saved my life.
632
00:30:49,677 --> 00:30:51,912
Little Hepburn and Tracy
wouldn't have a daddy
633
00:30:51,946 --> 00:30:53,313
if it wasn't for your dad.
634
00:30:53,348 --> 00:30:55,782
Those are the names of my kids
who aren't born yet either.
635
00:30:55,817 --> 00:30:56,783
We used a surrogate.
636
00:30:56,818 --> 00:30:58,118
I donated the egg.
637
00:30:58,152 --> 00:30:59,219
In the whole wide world,
638
00:30:59,253 --> 00:31:00,620
you'll never meet a man
more accepting
639
00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:03,223
and open to nature in all
its wonders than your father.
640
00:31:03,257 --> 00:31:04,291
He's a gem.
641
00:31:04,325 --> 00:31:06,460
The best thing about your dad
642
00:31:06,494 --> 00:31:08,328
and that horrible perm of his
643
00:31:08,363 --> 00:31:12,332
is that no matter
how talentless, misshapen, ugly,
644
00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:15,202
miserable
or sexually ambiguous you are,
645
00:31:15,236 --> 00:31:17,504
he will still love you
unconditionally.
646
00:31:17,538 --> 00:31:20,173
Your dad made sure
that everyone in this school
647
00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:21,475
understood what it was like
648
00:31:21,509 --> 00:31:22,976
to see the world
from this chair,
649
00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,245
and he helped me see
all that I could be
650
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:26,546
even though I was in it.
651
00:31:26,581 --> 00:31:28,148
He is the most genuine...
652
00:31:28,182 --> 00:31:29,683
honest...
...kind...
653
00:31:29,717 --> 00:31:31,852
generous...
...sand dollar...
654
00:31:33,588 --> 00:31:36,323
amazing man any of us
have ever met.
655
00:31:36,357 --> 00:31:40,394
He loved and looked
after every one of us
656
00:31:40,428 --> 00:31:42,796
with as much care and concern
as he does for you.
657
00:31:42,830 --> 00:31:47,634
We love your dad.
We love him very, very much,
658
00:31:47,669 --> 00:31:51,004
and no matter where we are
or what we're doing,
659
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,939
he's with us.
660
00:31:52,974 --> 00:31:55,442
Because we have his name
tattooed in our hearts.
661
00:31:58,479 --> 00:32:02,749
♪ Da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da ♪
662
00:32:02,784 --> 00:32:06,420
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da,
da, da ♪
663
00:32:06,454 --> 00:32:07,888
♪ Da, da, da, da... ♪
664
00:32:07,922 --> 00:32:10,157
♪ Just a small town girl ♪
665
00:32:10,191 --> 00:32:15,228
♪ Livin' in a lonely world ♪
666
00:32:15,263 --> 00:32:22,402
♪ She took the midnight train
going anywhere ♪
667
00:32:22,437 --> 00:32:25,372
♪ Just a city boy ♪
668
00:32:26,841 --> 00:32:29,943
♪ Born and raised
in South Detroit ♪
669
00:32:29,978 --> 00:32:32,713
♪ He took the midnight train ♪
670
00:32:32,747 --> 00:32:37,117
♪ Going anywhere ♪
671
00:32:37,151 --> 00:32:41,088
♪ Da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da ♪
672
00:32:41,122 --> 00:32:44,191
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
673
00:32:45,827 --> 00:32:48,762
♪ A singer in a smoky room ♪
674
00:32:48,796 --> 00:32:52,866
♪ A smell of wine
and cheap perfume ♪
675
00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:56,036
♪ For a smile they can
share the night ♪
676
00:32:56,070 --> 00:33:00,674
♪ It goes on and on
and on and on ♪
677
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:04,044
♪ Strangers waiting ♪
678
00:33:04,078 --> 00:33:05,979
♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪
679
00:33:06,014 --> 00:33:09,883
♪ Their shadows ♪
680
00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:13,820
♪ Searching in the night ♪
681
00:33:13,855 --> 00:33:15,455
♪ Da, da ♪
682
00:33:15,490 --> 00:33:19,593
♪ Streetlight people ♪
683
00:33:19,627 --> 00:33:23,697
♪ Livin' just to find emotion ♪
684
00:33:23,731 --> 00:33:25,132
♪ Hiding ♪
685
00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:27,100
♪ Somewhere ♪
686
00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:31,605
♪ In the night ♪
687
00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:42,749
♪ Working hard to get my fill ♪
688
00:33:42,784 --> 00:33:47,287
♪ Everybody wants a thrill ♪
689
00:33:47,322 --> 00:33:50,524
♪ Paying anything
to roll the dice ♪
690
00:33:50,558 --> 00:33:54,661
♪ Just one more time ♪
691
00:33:54,696 --> 00:33:57,130
♪ Some will win ♪
692
00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:58,732
♪ Some will lose ♪
693
00:33:58,766 --> 00:34:02,436
♪ Some were born
to sing the blues ♪
694
00:34:02,470 --> 00:34:05,806
♪ Oh, the movie never ends ♪
695
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:10,344
♪ It goes on and
on and on and on ♪
696
00:34:10,378 --> 00:34:12,212
♪ Strangers ♪
697
00:34:12,246 --> 00:34:14,181
♪ Waiting ♪
698
00:34:14,215 --> 00:34:17,517
♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪
699
00:34:17,552 --> 00:34:21,288
♪ Their shadows searching ♪
700
00:34:21,322 --> 00:34:23,357
♪ In the night ♪
701
00:34:23,391 --> 00:34:25,325
♪ In the night! ♪
702
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,427
♪ Streetlight ♪
703
00:34:27,462 --> 00:34:28,962
♪ People ♪
704
00:34:28,997 --> 00:34:29,997
♪ People! ♪
705
00:34:30,031 --> 00:34:31,932
♪ Livin' just to find emotion ♪
706
00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:34,968
♪ Hiding ♪
707
00:34:35,003 --> 00:34:36,870
♪ Hiding ♪
♪ Somewhere ♪
708
00:34:36,905 --> 00:34:40,674
♪ In the night ♪
709
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:42,676
♪ Don't stop ♪
710
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:46,013
♪ Believin' ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
711
00:34:46,047 --> 00:34:49,049
♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪
712
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:51,118
♪ Streetlight ♪
713
00:34:51,152 --> 00:34:56,390
♪ People, oh, oh, oh ♪
714
00:34:56,424 --> 00:34:58,492
♪ Don't stop ♪
715
00:34:58,526 --> 00:35:01,762
♪ Believin' ♪
716
00:35:01,796 --> 00:35:04,064
♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪
♪ Hold on ♪
717
00:35:04,098 --> 00:35:05,899
♪ Streetlight ♪
718
00:35:05,934 --> 00:35:07,568
♪ People ♪
719
00:35:07,602 --> 00:35:11,738
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
720
00:35:11,773 --> 00:35:14,875
♪ Don't stop! ♪
721
00:35:27,246 --> 00:35:29,766
You done good, Holly Holliday.
722
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:31,792
You, too, babe.
723
00:35:31,826 --> 00:35:33,293
Our work is done here.
724
00:35:33,328 --> 00:35:36,496
We did it flawlessly and
looked flawless while doing it.
725
00:35:36,531 --> 00:35:38,031
Amen.
726
00:35:38,066 --> 00:35:39,733
Hey, do you want
to go get drunk,
727
00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:41,435
rob a bank and sail
around the world
728
00:35:41,469 --> 00:35:42,903
on one of those
gayboy cruise ships?
729
00:35:42,937 --> 00:35:46,039
We'd be the only women there
and get all the attention.
730
00:35:47,308 --> 00:35:48,742
I thought you'd never ask.
731
00:35:57,764 --> 00:36:00,244
Kitty, when you
see me in the hall,
732
00:36:00,269 --> 00:36:01,603
will you say hello?
733
00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:03,571
Of course. Someone's
got to tell you your shoes
734
00:36:03,606 --> 00:36:04,773
don't match your purse.
735
00:36:04,807 --> 00:36:06,975
Cheerio, please.
My shoes always match.
736
00:36:07,009 --> 00:36:10,745
I cannot believe that Sue
Sylvester finally shut us down.
737
00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:13,181
She won.
738
00:36:13,215 --> 00:36:15,216
She actually won.
739
00:36:19,826 --> 00:36:21,866
You guys, you're gonna
miss my big moment.
740
00:36:21,891 --> 00:36:24,125
Get your butts
to the auditorium.
741
00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:28,139
Hang on a second.
742
00:36:28,164 --> 00:36:31,566
Sue Sylvester didn't win.
743
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,435
Maybe she took away Glee Club,
744
00:36:33,469 --> 00:36:35,937
but she'll never
take away what we had.
745
00:36:35,971 --> 00:36:38,640
We were part
of something incredible.
746
00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:39,974
It was more than that.
747
00:36:40,009 --> 00:36:41,543
You know, we helped
each other become
748
00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:44,279
better people in this room.
749
00:36:44,313 --> 00:36:47,115
No one can ever
take that away from us.
750
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:52,420
Come here. Bring it in, guys.
Come here.
751
00:36:52,455 --> 00:36:54,189
You remember Superman?
I do, that was good.
752
00:36:54,223 --> 00:36:56,658
That was good. This broom is
poking me in places I don't...
753
00:36:56,692 --> 00:37:00,261
Arthur Abrams.
754
00:37:07,536 --> 00:37:08,870
Blaine Anderson.
755
00:37:12,074 --> 00:37:14,175
Tina Cohen-Chang.
756
00:37:18,314 --> 00:37:20,849
Sam Evans.
757
00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:24,786
Rebecca Jackson.
758
00:37:44,273 --> 00:37:47,842
Blaine, you guys, I can't
go to New York with you.
759
00:37:47,877 --> 00:37:50,311
Tina Cohen-Crazy. You can't
get cold feet on us now.
760
00:37:50,346 --> 00:37:51,780
No, it's not that.
761
00:37:51,814 --> 00:37:53,615
I was gonna tell you later, but
762
00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:56,351
the Dean of Admissions from
Brown called me this morning...
763
00:37:56,385 --> 00:37:59,220
And you got in? I got in.
I'm going to Brown!
764
00:37:59,255 --> 00:38:00,622
Oh! Tina. Congratulations.
765
00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:01,856
Wow, that is great.
766
00:38:01,891 --> 00:38:03,525
Thank you.
767
00:38:03,559 --> 00:38:04,893
And, finally...
768
00:38:05,828 --> 00:38:07,896
Brittany S. Pierce.
769
00:38:12,802 --> 00:38:15,236
I called in some
favors with Sue.
770
00:38:15,271 --> 00:38:18,239
I figure that everybody deserves
a high school graduation,
771
00:38:18,274 --> 00:38:20,542
even if it's a year late.
772
00:38:22,745 --> 00:38:26,648
You guys, I'm graduating.
773
00:38:29,716 --> 00:38:32,196
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you
774
00:38:32,221 --> 00:38:35,690
the William McKinley High
graduating class of 2013.
775
00:38:47,003 --> 00:38:49,037
Brittany, I have
to tell you something.
776
00:38:49,071 --> 00:38:50,639
I think I've made
a huge mistake.
777
00:38:50,673 --> 00:38:52,774
You don't want to run away
with me, do you. What?
778
00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:55,510
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Of course I do.
779
00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:58,647
I was doing some
research on Lesbos island,
780
00:38:58,681 --> 00:39:01,383
and it turns out that it's not
chock-full of lesbians.
781
00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,518
It's full of German
tourists, so,
782
00:39:03,552 --> 00:39:05,120
I bought us our return tickets.
783
00:39:05,154 --> 00:39:08,189
I think that we should
go to Lesbos first,
784
00:39:08,224 --> 00:39:10,025
and then Hawaii
for a couple of weeks,
785
00:39:10,059 --> 00:39:11,059
and then come home.
786
00:39:11,093 --> 00:39:12,927
Well, I don't want
to go back to MIT
787
00:39:12,962 --> 00:39:14,596
and I can't return to Lima.
788
00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:18,133
I want you to come
to New York with me.
789
00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:20,568
Is that a yes?
Yes.
790
00:39:29,445 --> 00:39:31,212
Here for one last
verbal beatdown?
791
00:39:31,247 --> 00:39:33,515
These are my last two
792
00:39:33,549 --> 00:39:35,250
Razzle Dazzle Fruit
Punch wine coolers
793
00:39:35,284 --> 00:39:36,818
from my cellar.
794
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:39,421
Company went out of
business back in the '80s,
795
00:39:39,455 --> 00:39:42,891
and I've been saving them
for a special occasion.
796
00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:45,727
Well, what could be more special
than the glee club's funeral?
797
00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:46,828
Mm.
798
00:39:49,365 --> 00:39:51,900
Well...
799
00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:53,935
You finally won.
800
00:40:00,276 --> 00:40:03,678
Honestly, I-I don't get the
way you see the world, William,
801
00:40:03,713 --> 00:40:05,513
but I got to give you this:
802
00:40:05,548 --> 00:40:07,248
whatever it is you
did in this room,
803
00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:09,951
you changed a lot of kids'
lives for the better.
804
00:40:09,986 --> 00:40:12,520
And your own.
As you know,
805
00:40:12,555 --> 00:40:14,789
I find both of your
spouses intolerable
806
00:40:14,824 --> 00:40:18,126
and bony, but at least
this one is kind to you.
807
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,628
Yeah, I'm not gonna miss this.
808
00:40:19,662 --> 00:40:22,063
Oh, I am.
809
00:40:22,098 --> 00:40:24,499
Nobody ever went the
distance with Sue Sylvester
810
00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:26,067
the way you did, Will.
811
00:40:26,102 --> 00:40:27,636
My whole life
812
00:40:27,670 --> 00:40:31,039
I've been searching for
a worthy adversary.
813
00:40:33,075 --> 00:40:35,395
I'm gonna miss the fight.
814
00:40:36,879 --> 00:40:38,346
I could have done more.
815
00:40:38,381 --> 00:40:41,483
There's still so many
more kids out there.
816
00:40:41,517 --> 00:40:43,785
Well, who says you can't?
817
00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:46,187
Listen, William, you were
a horrible history teacher
818
00:40:46,222 --> 00:40:48,556
and you were a worse
Spanish teacher.
819
00:40:48,591 --> 00:40:50,692
If you're going to be
of any good to anybody,
820
00:40:50,726 --> 00:40:52,360
you need to be
coaching a glee club.
821
00:40:52,395 --> 00:40:54,329
Which is why I got
you an interview
822
00:40:54,363 --> 00:40:56,843
for the open slot
at Carmel High.
823
00:40:57,133 --> 00:40:58,533
Vocal Adrenaline?
824
00:40:58,567 --> 00:41:02,304
Think of what you could
accomplish with a real budget.
825
00:41:02,338 --> 00:41:03,538
And without somebody like me
826
00:41:03,573 --> 00:41:05,240
constantly trying
to take you down?
827
00:41:05,274 --> 00:41:06,808
Wow.
828
00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:08,610
I mean, tha-that's
really amazing, Sue,
829
00:41:08,644 --> 00:41:10,512
but they're our mortal enemies.
830
00:41:10,546 --> 00:41:14,416
There is no "our"
anymore, William.
831
00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:16,930
We're in the middle of
the new computer lab.
832
00:41:18,218 --> 00:41:20,698
You did what you could do here.
833
00:41:20,723 --> 00:41:22,624
And that was much more
834
00:41:22,658 --> 00:41:25,138
than I will ever care to admit.
835
00:41:26,829 --> 00:41:28,330
But it's really over.
836
00:41:29,932 --> 00:41:32,173
It's only an interview.
837
00:41:33,769 --> 00:41:36,010
You could always blow it.
838
00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:45,714
Oh, God, that's awful.
839
00:41:45,748 --> 00:41:48,450
Yeah, that's why they
went out of business.
840
00:41:48,484 --> 00:41:50,285
I'll give you a minute.
841
00:42:04,532 --> 00:42:07,612
Being great at
something's going to change it.
842
00:42:07,637 --> 00:42:09,717
Being a part of something
special makes you
843
00:42:09,739 --> 00:42:12,207
- special, right? - I was
tossing kids into Dumpsters.
844
00:42:12,241 --> 00:42:13,875
I had never
kissed a girl before.
845
00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:15,577
I wasn't honest
about who I was.
846
00:42:15,611 --> 00:42:17,379
Five...
847
00:42:17,413 --> 00:42:21,116
And Glee Club will
never end, Mr. Shue, because
848
00:42:21,150 --> 00:42:22,951
you are Glee Club.
849
00:42:24,744 --> 00:42:26,464
'Cause in this room
850
00:42:26,489 --> 00:42:28,557
it doesn't matter
if you're gay or straight.
851
00:42:28,591 --> 00:42:29,791
What matters is that
we're friends.
852
00:42:29,825 --> 00:42:32,194
The struggle continues, but...
853
00:42:32,228 --> 00:42:33,895
at least I know I'm not alone.
854
00:42:33,930 --> 00:42:36,364
If I'd let you down
when you needed me the most,
855
00:42:36,399 --> 00:42:39,598
I'd never forgive myself.
856
00:42:39,632 --> 00:42:41,466
We went around the
room and everybody said
857
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,134
what they wanted
to win this thing for,
858
00:42:43,168 --> 00:42:44,736
and we all said the same thing.
859
00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:46,504
We want to win this for you.
860
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:10,054
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