1 00:00:00,383 --> 00:00:02,800 Okay, Holly, 2 00:00:02,815 --> 00:00:05,169 Will Schuester, Mr. Figgins, 3 00:00:05,203 --> 00:00:06,403 Brad the piano player? 4 00:00:06,438 --> 00:00:08,139 Oh, that's easy. 5 00:00:08,173 --> 00:00:10,307 I'd bang Will Schuester, marry Figgins, 6 00:00:10,342 --> 00:00:12,510 and push Brad the piano player off a cliff. 7 00:00:12,544 --> 00:00:13,844 What? No way. 8 00:00:13,879 --> 00:00:16,080 Holly, I'd marry Will and have sex with Figgins. 9 00:00:16,114 --> 00:00:19,049 See, I've gotten real good at getting my soul 10 00:00:19,084 --> 00:00:21,152 to float above my body when I'm doing the nasty. 11 00:00:21,186 --> 00:00:22,586 So I'd cringe my way 12 00:00:22,621 --> 00:00:24,388 through a sweaty hump session with Figgins, 13 00:00:24,422 --> 00:00:26,457 and bone Will Schuester well into my 60s. 14 00:00:26,491 --> 00:00:27,725 Oh, fantastic. 15 00:00:27,759 --> 00:00:29,493 Well, well, well. 16 00:00:29,528 --> 00:00:31,262 If it isn't April Rhodes, 17 00:00:31,296 --> 00:00:33,731 America's favorite alcoholic dwarf whore. 18 00:00:33,765 --> 00:00:35,132 Oh, thank you, Sue. 19 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:37,501 Holly and I were just playing Kill, Marry, or Bone. 20 00:00:37,536 --> 00:00:38,702 Well, April, 21 00:00:38,737 --> 00:00:40,104 as you have absolutely no business whatsoever 22 00:00:40,138 --> 00:00:41,272 on this campus, normally, 23 00:00:41,306 --> 00:00:42,706 I would have you physically removed. 24 00:00:42,741 --> 00:00:44,208 However, since you seem to be hanging out 25 00:00:44,242 --> 00:00:47,745 with the willowy and winning Holly Holliday, 26 00:00:47,779 --> 00:00:49,513 I am willing 27 00:00:49,548 --> 00:00:51,389 to make an exception. Hey, girl. 28 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:52,550 Thanks, Coach. 29 00:00:52,584 --> 00:00:54,084 Wait a second. You guys know each other? 30 00:00:54,119 --> 00:00:55,686 Oh, you bet your sweet ass we do. 31 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,354 Yup, the minute I met Miss Holliday, 32 00:00:57,389 --> 00:00:58,689 we immediately hit it off, 33 00:00:58,723 --> 00:01:00,691 and we've been best of friends ever since. 34 00:01:00,725 --> 00:01:02,927 Mm-hmm. We're auditioning for The Amazing Race. 35 00:01:02,961 --> 00:01:04,929 I'm Principal Sue Sylvester. 36 00:01:04,963 --> 00:01:06,597 And I'm Substitute Holly Holliday. 37 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:08,232 And together we are... 38 00:01:08,266 --> 00:01:10,201 Team Gorgeous! 39 00:01:10,235 --> 00:01:12,236 As a seven-time national championship 40 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:14,972 cheerleading coach, I know what it's like to work as a team. 41 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:19,944 And I'm looking forward to the physical challenges. 42 00:01:19,978 --> 00:01:21,812 And I'm looking forward to eating 43 00:01:21,847 --> 00:01:23,481 those half-formed fetal duck eggs! 44 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:29,453 So, Sue, um, April and I were just talking... 45 00:01:29,488 --> 00:01:31,889 No. I'm sorry, Holly. The glee club's over. 46 00:01:31,923 --> 00:01:34,725 Okay, I know. I just, um... I was just thinking, 47 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,460 you know, just 'cause Glee Club is over 48 00:01:36,495 --> 00:01:38,395 doesn't mean that there can't be 49 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:39,697 any music at the school, right? 50 00:01:39,731 --> 00:01:41,065 What you getting at, Holly? 51 00:01:41,099 --> 00:01:43,067 I mean, you know, there are plenty 52 00:01:43,101 --> 00:01:44,802 of other clubs in this school. Maybe we could 53 00:01:44,836 --> 00:01:47,071 work a little music into some of them. That's right, Holly. 54 00:01:47,105 --> 00:01:49,440 You know, it's a proven fact, when you put music 55 00:01:49,474 --> 00:01:51,142 in the classroom, test scores go up. 56 00:01:51,176 --> 00:01:52,910 Oh, please, dear God, shut up. 57 00:01:52,944 --> 00:01:54,945 Sue, we're just asking for one week. 58 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:57,915 Fine. You have one week to somehow shoehorn 59 00:01:57,949 --> 00:02:00,684 music into McKinley's extracurricular clubs. 60 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:03,854 But, please, see if you can't involve William in this somehow. 61 00:02:03,889 --> 00:02:06,657 It'll soften the blow of the glee club's cancellation. 62 00:02:11,797 --> 00:02:13,037 Ooh! 63 00:02:13,061 --> 00:02:15,483 Sync & corrections by wilson0804 www.Addic7ed.com 64 00:02:17,669 --> 00:02:19,570 This time in a person's life is supposed 65 00:02:19,604 --> 00:02:21,084 to feel fresh and full of possibility. 66 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:23,474 But unlike every other senior at this school, 67 00:02:23,508 --> 00:02:26,010 I seem to be the only one still waiting by the phone 68 00:02:26,044 --> 00:02:27,445 to be invited to the dance. 69 00:02:27,479 --> 00:02:30,414 I got rejected by my backup school, Ohio State, 70 00:02:30,449 --> 00:02:32,329 and Brown still hasn't told me if I got in yet. 71 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:35,386 And at this point, I'm taking desperate measures. 72 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:38,155 I get it. I was adopted, and I've never been to temple. 73 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:40,190 But all of my friends are going to be in New York, 74 00:02:40,192 --> 00:02:41,692 and Mitzvah is the only school 75 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:44,028 that is still accepting for fall semester. 76 00:02:44,062 --> 00:02:46,230 I wrote an essay about why the reason I'm applying so late 77 00:02:46,264 --> 00:02:48,899 was because I was on a kibbutz, whatever that is. 78 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:51,502 So, here we go. 79 00:02:51,536 --> 00:02:52,937 Fingers crossed. 80 00:02:52,971 --> 00:02:55,172 I just got to get to New York somehow. 81 00:02:55,207 --> 00:02:58,976 Well, what are you guys doing? 82 00:02:59,010 --> 00:03:00,878 Well, Mr. Shue wanted us to pack away the trophies 83 00:03:00,912 --> 00:03:03,392 before Sue came in and had the Cheerios! do it. 84 00:03:04,182 --> 00:03:07,218 No, don't get upset. Oh. I'm upset. 85 00:03:07,252 --> 00:03:09,220 Guys, you might want to sit down for this. I have some huge news. 86 00:03:09,254 --> 00:03:12,389 You guys got married and adopted Russian twin babies. Yes! 87 00:03:12,424 --> 00:03:14,925 Blaine got into NYADA! I got into NYADA! 88 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,594 Oh, my God! Congratulations! 89 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:19,163 Congratulations. 90 00:03:19,197 --> 00:03:21,165 Wow! Oh, my God! You guys, do you know what this means? 91 00:03:21,199 --> 00:03:23,100 All of us... we're all going to New York together! 92 00:03:23,135 --> 00:03:25,002 Oh! 93 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:32,877 You guys, we're gonna miss our shift! 94 00:03:34,045 --> 00:03:35,212 Ew! 95 00:03:35,247 --> 00:03:36,080 Oh. Hey! Hey! 96 00:03:36,114 --> 00:03:37,248 If I wanted to watch men 97 00:03:37,282 --> 00:03:38,883 in capri pants slobbering all over each other, 98 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:40,384 I'd watch Monday Night Football. 99 00:04:09,514 --> 00:04:13,083 Whoa! Man, those ten flights of stairs are a bitch. 100 00:04:13,118 --> 00:04:14,785 I wish this apartment had an elevator. 101 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:15,453 It does. 102 00:04:15,487 --> 00:04:16,487 Now you tell me! 103 00:04:18,857 --> 00:04:20,958 Sam, where are your clothes? 104 00:04:20,992 --> 00:04:23,227 Oh. I think I left 'em at the Laundromat. 105 00:04:23,261 --> 00:04:25,162 Again? 106 00:04:25,197 --> 00:04:27,031 Aah! Rachel, quit hogging the bathroom! 107 00:04:27,065 --> 00:04:29,066 I'm never coming out of here! 108 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:31,021 That's what I said sophomore year of high school. 109 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:35,005 I'm serious! Open the G-dang door! 110 00:04:39,742 --> 00:04:42,222 I'm never getting spray-tanned again 111 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:43,481 at a Vietnamese doughnut shop. 112 00:04:43,515 --> 00:04:45,149 Where do we keep the ketchup? 113 00:04:45,183 --> 00:04:46,703 Mike Chang! 114 00:04:46,718 --> 00:04:47,918 What are you doing here? 115 00:04:47,953 --> 00:04:50,187 I'm here to win Tina back. 116 00:04:50,222 --> 00:04:53,124 Did I say that out loud? 117 00:04:53,158 --> 00:04:55,226 Also, I'm here to teach dance to the homeless, 118 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,695 and I brought a few chums to help me out. 119 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:03,267 Sam, where's your clothes? 120 00:05:03,301 --> 00:05:05,669 Oh. I knew I forgot something. 121 00:05:08,006 --> 00:05:09,974 Oh, my gosh, Tina, I-I'm so sorry. 122 00:05:10,008 --> 00:05:12,376 Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm great. 123 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:14,879 You guys, New York, 124 00:05:14,913 --> 00:05:18,382 it's gonna be amazing. 125 00:05:18,416 --> 00:05:21,318 You know, being here with everyone has brought 126 00:05:21,353 --> 00:05:24,188 so many good feelings and memories, 127 00:05:24,222 --> 00:05:26,123 and... I mean, look at Puck and Quinn. 128 00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:27,658 I mean, I have no idea what's going on there, 129 00:05:27,692 --> 00:05:28,826 nor do I know where her boyfriend 130 00:05:28,860 --> 00:05:31,462 ran off to, but it looks like we can be expecting 131 00:05:31,496 --> 00:05:33,664 another "accidental" pregnancy sometime soon. 132 00:05:33,698 --> 00:05:35,332 Yeah, yeah. 133 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:37,301 - Yeah! - But, alas, 134 00:05:37,335 --> 00:05:40,838 with the old good feelings come the old bad ones, too. 135 00:05:40,872 --> 00:05:43,007 Why, just today, Mercedes and I were in the lunch line 136 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:44,775 when a battle from way back in the day 137 00:05:44,810 --> 00:05:46,444 came out, a-and we found ourselves 138 00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:47,878 at each other's throats again. 139 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:50,714 They have zero nutritional value. 140 00:05:50,749 --> 00:05:52,716 Listen, potatoes are vegetables, okay? 141 00:05:52,751 --> 00:05:54,385 And Tots are made from potatoes. 142 00:05:54,419 --> 00:05:57,555 Ergo, Tots are vegetables. 143 00:05:57,589 --> 00:06:00,357 Well, I'd like some kind of proof of how much potato is actually in there. 144 00:06:00,392 --> 00:06:01,525 And ruin the mystery? 145 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,195 What in the hell is wrong with you? Move it. 146 00:06:04,229 --> 00:06:07,364 Yes, I know. It's really hard to see friends fighting, 147 00:06:07,399 --> 00:06:09,266 but I'm just glad that none of you guys were there to see it. 148 00:06:09,301 --> 00:06:10,668 I was right behind you in line. 149 00:06:10,702 --> 00:06:13,537 Because the most upsetting thing is watching two people you love 150 00:06:13,572 --> 00:06:15,840 fight about something ridiculous 151 00:06:15,874 --> 00:06:18,042 and there not being anything you can do to stop it. 152 00:06:18,076 --> 00:06:21,879 But, thankfully, we made up and we have never been closer. 153 00:06:21,913 --> 00:06:23,881 - Mmm. - And we've decided to heal our hearts 154 00:06:23,915 --> 00:06:25,282 with a song. 155 00:06:27,719 --> 00:06:30,688 ♪ I am ♪ 156 00:06:30,722 --> 00:06:35,459 ♪ Changing ♪ 157 00:06:35,494 --> 00:06:40,431 ♪ Trying every way I can ♪ 158 00:06:40,465 --> 00:06:44,769 ♪ I am changing ♪ 159 00:06:44,803 --> 00:06:49,206 ♪ I'll be better than I am ♪ 160 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:53,677 ♪ I'm trying ♪ 161 00:06:53,712 --> 00:06:55,446 ♪ To find a way ♪ 162 00:06:55,480 --> 00:07:00,217 ♪ To understand ♪ 163 00:07:00,252 --> 00:07:02,219 ♪ But I need you ♪ 164 00:07:02,254 --> 00:07:04,955 ♪ I need you ♪ 165 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:07,224 ♪ I need ♪ 166 00:07:07,259 --> 00:07:08,225 ♪ A ♪ 167 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:09,827 ♪ Hand ♪ 168 00:07:09,861 --> 00:07:15,132 ♪ I am changing ♪ 169 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:19,737 ♪ Seeing everything so clear ♪ 170 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:23,407 ♪ I am changing ♪ 171 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:27,945 ♪ I'm gonna start right now, right here ♪ 172 00:07:27,979 --> 00:07:32,950 ♪ But I need a friend ♪ 173 00:07:32,984 --> 00:07:38,456 ♪ To help me start all over again ♪ 174 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:41,492 ♪ Oh, that would be just ♪ 175 00:07:41,526 --> 00:07:43,694 ♪ Fine ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 176 00:07:43,728 --> 00:07:46,030 ♪ I know it's gonna work out ♪ 177 00:07:46,064 --> 00:07:47,098 ♪ This time ♪ 178 00:07:47,132 --> 00:07:48,466 ♪ Hey ♪ 179 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:52,303 ♪ 'Cause this time I am ♪ 180 00:07:52,337 --> 00:08:00,337 ♪ This time I am... ♪ 181 00:08:00,712 --> 00:08:03,514 ♪ I am ♪ 182 00:08:03,548 --> 00:08:07,852 ♪ Changing ♪ 183 00:08:07,886 --> 00:08:11,188 ♪ I'll get my life together now ♪ 184 00:08:11,223 --> 00:08:13,524 ♪ Oh ♪ 185 00:08:13,558 --> 00:08:16,861 ♪ I am changing ♪ 186 00:08:16,895 --> 00:08:20,498 ♪ Yes, I know how ♪ 187 00:08:20,532 --> 00:08:25,770 ♪ I'm gonna start again ♪ 188 00:08:25,804 --> 00:08:32,009 ♪ I'm gonna leave my past behind ♪ 189 00:08:32,043 --> 00:08:36,714 ♪ I'll change my life ♪ 190 00:08:38,283 --> 00:08:42,620 ♪ I'll make a vow ♪ 191 00:08:42,654 --> 00:08:48,325 ♪ And nothing's gonna stop ♪ 192 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:50,528 ♪ Me ♪ 193 00:08:51,696 --> 00:08:52,376 ♪ Now... ♪ 194 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:21,675 You remember when we first met? 195 00:09:21,709 --> 00:09:23,410 I was in here doing my hair... 196 00:09:23,444 --> 00:09:26,012 Are you trying to make peace with me by getting all nostalgic? 197 00:09:26,047 --> 00:09:27,847 Because, if so, you are forgetting the one thing 198 00:09:27,882 --> 00:09:30,362 that you should have learned from all of our magical time 199 00:09:30,384 --> 00:09:32,152 together, and it's that I have no heart. 200 00:09:32,186 --> 00:09:34,321 Look, I've been unkind to you, okay? 201 00:09:34,355 --> 00:09:36,323 And-and I won't get into the whole thing 202 00:09:36,357 --> 00:09:38,325 about how watching Kurt and Mercedes sing got me all sentimental 203 00:09:38,359 --> 00:09:40,327 because I know you'll just make fun of me for it. 204 00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:42,529 No, you know what? Go ahead, please. 205 00:09:42,563 --> 00:09:45,465 Because if I don't express my venom at least once a day, 206 00:09:45,499 --> 00:09:46,733 I get constipated. 207 00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:47,867 I want to give you ten shows. 208 00:09:47,902 --> 00:09:50,570 Any ten shows after the first three months, 209 00:09:50,604 --> 00:09:52,038 all right? 210 00:09:52,073 --> 00:09:54,908 And you can pick. They can be ten in a row or one at a time. 211 00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:57,377 It's a peace offering. 212 00:09:57,411 --> 00:09:59,879 That way, your mom can come or your abuela. 213 00:09:59,914 --> 00:10:02,148 I just... I don't want to do this anymore. 214 00:10:02,183 --> 00:10:03,817 It's exhausting and it's depressing. 215 00:10:03,851 --> 00:10:07,153 No. 216 00:10:07,188 --> 00:10:08,688 I want them all. 217 00:10:08,723 --> 00:10:10,390 The only reason why you're doing this 218 00:10:10,424 --> 00:10:12,192 for me is because you know that I'm gonna go 219 00:10:12,226 --> 00:10:13,660 all Showgirls on you and win. 220 00:10:13,694 --> 00:10:15,695 No more scraps, Rachel. 221 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:18,098 I will be happy and kiss and be friends 222 00:10:18,132 --> 00:10:19,599 once you give me the part. 223 00:10:19,634 --> 00:10:22,936 God, what is it about anymore with you, Santana? 224 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,537 I just... I don't get it. 225 00:10:27,642 --> 00:10:29,376 Yeah. 226 00:10:31,777 --> 00:10:34,257 I'm just not sold on the whole idea. 227 00:10:34,282 --> 00:10:36,116 Will, this is going to work. I swear. 228 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:38,051 You just have to trust me. Okay... 229 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:41,621 Hey there, Animal Husbandry Club! 230 00:10:41,656 --> 00:10:44,958 I'm animal rights activist Temple Grandin! 231 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,760 Overcoming autism 232 00:10:46,794 --> 00:10:48,895 gave me insight into how 233 00:10:48,929 --> 00:10:51,932 to slaughter livestock in a more humane way. 234 00:10:51,966 --> 00:10:56,403 I think in pictures, not words, and I'm hypersensitive 235 00:10:56,437 --> 00:10:58,805 to loud noise! 236 00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:03,076 But that don't mean I don't know how to party. Hit it! 237 00:11:13,955 --> 00:11:15,655 ♪ Girl, I can't understand it ♪ 238 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,457 ♪ Why you want to hurt me ♪ 239 00:11:20,595 --> 00:11:25,398 ♪ After all of the things I've done for you ♪ 240 00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:30,637 ♪ I buy you champagne and roses, put diamonds ♪ 241 00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:34,207 ♪ On your finger, diamonds on your finger ♪ 242 00:11:34,241 --> 00:11:39,512 ♪ Still you hang out all night, what am I to do? ♪ 243 00:11:39,547 --> 00:11:42,716 ♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪ 244 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:46,653 ♪ Party all the time, party all the time ♪ 245 00:11:46,687 --> 00:11:49,756 ♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪ 246 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:53,293 ♪ Party all the time ♪ 247 00:11:53,327 --> 00:11:55,462 ♪ She parties all the time ♪ 248 00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:57,464 ♪ Girl, I've seen you in clubs ♪ 249 00:11:57,498 --> 00:11:59,866 ♪ Just hanging out and dancing ♪ 250 00:12:02,503 --> 00:12:06,473 ♪ You give your number to every man you see ♪ 251 00:12:09,443 --> 00:12:11,578 ♪ You never come home at night ♪ 252 00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:13,913 ♪ Because you're out romancing ♪ 253 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:20,654 ♪ I wish you'd bring some of your love home to me ♪ 254 00:12:21,722 --> 00:12:24,791 ♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪ 255 00:12:24,825 --> 00:12:28,795 ♪ Party all the time, party all the time ♪ 256 00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:30,463 ♪ My girl wants to ♪ 257 00:12:30,498 --> 00:12:35,368 ♪ Party all the time, party all the time ♪ 258 00:12:35,403 --> 00:12:38,772 ♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪ 259 00:12:38,806 --> 00:12:42,776 ♪ Party all the time, party all the time ♪ 260 00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:47,614 ♪ My girl wants to party all the time, party all ♪ 261 00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:54,087 ♪ The time... ♪ 262 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,189 ♪ Yeah ♪ 263 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,661 ♪ Ooh ♪ 264 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:06,032 ♪ She likes to party all the time ♪ 265 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,301 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ 266 00:13:08,336 --> 00:13:10,370 ♪ Parties all the time ♪ 267 00:13:10,404 --> 00:13:12,539 ♪ My girl wants to ♪ 268 00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:15,108 ♪ Party all the time, party all the time ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 269 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,277 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Party all the time ♪ 270 00:13:17,311 --> 00:13:20,747 ♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪ 271 00:13:20,781 --> 00:13:24,217 ♪ Party all the time ♪ 272 00:13:24,252 --> 00:13:27,921 ♪ My girl wants to, yeah ♪ ♪ My girl wants to party all the time ♪ 273 00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:31,291 ♪ Party all the time, party all the time ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ 274 00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:36,096 ♪ My girl wants to party all the time, party ♪ 275 00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:40,367 ♪ All the time... ♪ 276 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,537 How's that for a field trip?! 277 00:13:48,943 --> 00:13:50,744 Oh, my God. 278 00:13:50,778 --> 00:13:52,112 Are these all lilies? 279 00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:55,115 They're the lesbian of flowers. 280 00:13:58,653 --> 00:14:00,553 I also... 281 00:14:00,588 --> 00:14:03,723 got you this. 282 00:14:04,759 --> 00:14:08,595 Two tickets to Lesbos Island? 283 00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:11,531 But these are both one-way. 284 00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:14,668 Yeah, I figured once we arrived at the girl-on-girl paradise 285 00:14:14,702 --> 00:14:17,504 that is Lesbos that we'd never want to leave. 286 00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:22,442 Okay, listen. 287 00:14:22,476 --> 00:14:24,044 Brittany, I love you, but 288 00:14:24,078 --> 00:14:26,713 running away with me and living on a lesbian island 289 00:14:26,747 --> 00:14:28,548 is not what you want to do. 290 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,284 You just don't want to go back to MIT. 291 00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:32,953 And you shouldn't. 292 00:14:32,987 --> 00:14:35,855 Just because your amazing mathematical mind can solve 293 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:38,458 all the world's problems doesn't mean that it has to. 294 00:14:38,492 --> 00:14:41,595 It's not your dream, and neither is being with me. 295 00:14:41,629 --> 00:14:42,862 You're one to talk. 296 00:14:42,897 --> 00:14:45,165 Since when is becoming a Broadway star your goal in life? 297 00:14:45,199 --> 00:14:47,719 A star is a star. It doesn't matter where in the sky I shine. 298 00:14:47,735 --> 00:14:50,170 I don't want to run away with you because I want to run away. 299 00:14:50,204 --> 00:14:51,805 I want to run away with you because 300 00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:54,307 you and I are the only truly awesome people I've ever met, 301 00:14:54,342 --> 00:14:55,642 and I'm tired of doing stuff 302 00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:57,344 that only matters to people less awesome than us. 303 00:14:57,378 --> 00:15:01,114 Okay, but this isn't like your math stuff. 304 00:15:01,148 --> 00:15:03,383 I'm going to be rich and famous. 305 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,452 This is a great first step for me. 306 00:15:05,486 --> 00:15:08,121 And, besides, I'm not gonna let that dwarf Berry win. 307 00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,392 Listen... 308 00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:15,629 you have spent most of your life in the closet 309 00:15:15,663 --> 00:15:18,798 because you cared about what people thought about you. 310 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,700 Walking away from a dream 311 00:15:20,735 --> 00:15:23,069 that you don't actually care about is you winning, 312 00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:24,838 because it's you saying, 313 00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:27,707 "This is not who I am, and I don't care who knows it." 314 00:15:31,445 --> 00:15:33,413 You know, it's funny. 315 00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:37,183 I spend months tangled up in knots, 316 00:15:37,218 --> 00:15:39,853 and in five minutes, you straighten me out. 317 00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:41,254 Mm. 318 00:15:41,289 --> 00:15:43,256 You really are a genius. 319 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,991 I'm just the world's foremost expert 320 00:15:45,026 --> 00:15:46,726 in the field of Santana Lopez. 321 00:15:48,062 --> 00:15:52,265 So... what do you want to do? 322 00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:00,221 My life is literally over. 323 00:16:00,255 --> 00:16:02,356 Where the hell did all these flowers come from? 324 00:16:02,391 --> 00:16:03,524 What's wrong, Tina? 325 00:16:03,558 --> 00:16:04,959 Nothing. Just the fact that I'm going 326 00:16:04,993 --> 00:16:06,794 to spend the rest of my life in Lima 327 00:16:06,828 --> 00:16:08,429 because I'm not Jewish enough. 328 00:16:08,463 --> 00:16:10,698 Dear Tina, Mitzvah University 329 00:16:10,732 --> 00:16:13,334 was delighted to receive your application, 330 00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:15,336 albeit five weeks late. 331 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:16,971 However, we know the truth. 332 00:16:17,005 --> 00:16:18,673 Your name is not Tina Cohen. 333 00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:21,442 You are Tina Cohen-Chang. 334 00:16:21,476 --> 00:16:23,644 You are a big, fat liar. 335 00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:25,212 I didn't get into Mitzvah, so I guess 336 00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:27,648 I'm the only one in this room who's not going to New York. 337 00:16:27,683 --> 00:16:30,017 Why? You don't need a college acceptance letter to get over 338 00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:32,119 that bridge. I can't just go there without some kind of plan. 339 00:16:32,154 --> 00:16:34,755 Well, uh, Kurt did, and I think he's doing pretty great. 340 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,391 It's an adventure. Not for me. You don't understand. 341 00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:39,226 Without some kind of direction, I just feel 342 00:16:39,261 --> 00:16:41,329 like a giant, free-floating loser. 343 00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:42,763 Yeah, like me. 344 00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:44,231 And me. 345 00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:46,133 And me. 346 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:59,413 ♪ You may think that I'm a zero ♪ 347 00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:03,651 ♪ And everyone you want to be ♪ 348 00:17:03,685 --> 00:17:05,853 ♪ Probably started off like me ♪ 349 00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:11,425 ♪ You may say that I'm a freak show ♪ 350 00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:14,729 ♪ But give it just a little time ♪ 351 00:17:14,763 --> 00:17:17,698 ♪ I bet you're gonna change your mind ♪ 352 00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:24,171 ♪ All of the dirt you've been throwin' my way ♪ 353 00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:27,675 ♪ It ain't so hard to take ♪ 354 00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:32,647 ♪ 'Cause I know one day ♪ 355 00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:36,484 ♪ You'll be screamin' my name ♪ 356 00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:39,387 ♪ And I'll just look away ♪ 357 00:17:39,421 --> 00:17:41,789 ♪ Yeah, I'll just look away ♪ 358 00:17:41,823 --> 00:17:44,725 ♪ Just go ahead and hate on me ♪ 359 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:48,162 ♪ Run your mouth so everyone can hear ♪ 360 00:17:48,196 --> 00:17:50,264 ♪ Hit me with the worst you got ♪ 361 00:17:50,299 --> 00:17:51,933 ♪ Knock me down ♪ 362 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,968 ♪ Baby, I don't care ♪ 363 00:17:54,002 --> 00:17:56,304 ♪ Keep it up, and soon enough ♪ 364 00:17:56,338 --> 00:17:58,139 ♪ You'll figure out ♪ 365 00:17:58,173 --> 00:18:01,208 ♪ You wanna be ♪ 366 00:18:01,243 --> 00:18:03,244 ♪ You wanna be ♪ 367 00:18:03,278 --> 00:18:08,616 ♪ A loser like me ♪ 368 00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:15,856 ♪ Push me up against the locker ♪ 369 00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:17,858 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 370 00:18:17,893 --> 00:18:20,995 ♪ All I do is shake it off ♪ 371 00:18:21,029 --> 00:18:23,898 ♪ I'll get you back when I'm your boss ♪ 372 00:18:23,932 --> 00:18:28,469 ♪ I'm not thinkin' 'bout you haters ♪ 373 00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:30,004 ♪ No ♪ 374 00:18:30,038 --> 00:18:32,440 ♪ And I could be a superstar ♪ 375 00:18:32,474 --> 00:18:35,309 ♪ I'll see you when you wash my car ♪ 376 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:41,415 ♪ And all of the dirt you've been throwin' my way ♪ 377 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:45,353 ♪ It ain't so hard to take ♪ 378 00:18:45,387 --> 00:18:47,955 ♪ Oh, and, and ♪ 379 00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:53,294 ♪ I know one day you'll be screamin' my name ♪ 380 00:18:53,328 --> 00:18:58,633 ♪ And I'll just look away ♪ 381 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,635 ♪ Just go ahead and hate on me ♪ 382 00:19:00,669 --> 00:19:02,336 ♪ And run your mouth ♪ ♪ Run your mouth ♪ 383 00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:04,605 ♪ So everyone can hear ♪ 384 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,441 ♪ Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down ♪ 385 00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:08,843 ♪ And knock me down ♪ 386 00:19:08,877 --> 00:19:10,778 ♪ Baby, I don't care ♪ 387 00:19:10,812 --> 00:19:13,714 ♪ Keep it up, and soon enough you'll figure out ♪ 388 00:19:13,749 --> 00:19:16,617 ♪ You wanna be ♪ 389 00:19:16,652 --> 00:19:19,353 ♪ You wanna be ♪ ♪ You wanna be ♪ 390 00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:21,022 ♪ A loser like me ♪ 391 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:22,690 ♪ Loo-oo-oo-oo ♪ 392 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:25,359 ♪ A loser like me ♪ 393 00:19:25,394 --> 00:19:29,463 ♪ A loser like me. ♪ 394 00:19:30,899 --> 00:19:32,800 Ooh, that was nice. 395 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:35,036 Hey, please, please, please, please come to New York. 396 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,537 You don't need a plan. You'll figure something out 397 00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:38,172 once you get there. We can get an apartment. 398 00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:39,540 You guys are the best. 399 00:19:40,442 --> 00:19:41,342 Let's do this. 400 00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:43,077 Yeah. 401 00:19:44,212 --> 00:19:45,413 Nick, I'm a good friend of yours, 402 00:19:45,447 --> 00:19:46,847 and in a dumb way, I'm kind of smart. 403 00:19:46,882 --> 00:19:48,416 So I'm gonna tell you what you ought to do. 404 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,951 You ought to marry me. 405 00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:51,665 So I'm gonna tell you what you ought to do. 406 00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:53,054 - You ought to ma... - Well... 407 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,855 you certainly are dedicated. 408 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,824 Well, under normal circumstances I would be, 409 00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:58,098 but considering the fact 410 00:19:58,126 --> 00:20:00,194 that I have to worry about you pushing me 411 00:20:00,228 --> 00:20:03,097 off the stage at any moment, I can't slip, even for a second. 412 00:20:03,131 --> 00:20:05,399 Well, I don't like that. 413 00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:07,435 You have been 414 00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:10,905 dreaming about this role since you were in gay-utero. 415 00:20:10,939 --> 00:20:12,873 And you have actually worked 416 00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:14,408 your tiny butt off to get it, 417 00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:16,711 and I'm coming and sucking all the celebration out of it. 418 00:20:16,745 --> 00:20:18,880 Why? 419 00:20:18,914 --> 00:20:21,048 Honestly, like, what have I ever done to you? 420 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,717 Nothing. 421 00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:25,419 I'm just not a particularly nice person. 422 00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:27,154 And sometimes I make choices 423 00:20:27,189 --> 00:20:29,924 that seem like the right thing at the time, but then, 424 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,893 looking back, they're actually kind of mean. 425 00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,828 Listen, I don't want to be a Broadway star. 426 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,730 I'm too lazy to do eight shows a week. 427 00:20:35,764 --> 00:20:39,267 Wait. So, does... does that mean that you're quitting the show? 428 00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:43,471 I texted gay-face director ten minutes ago, 429 00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:45,806 and said, "I hereby resign as U.S. 430 00:20:45,841 --> 00:20:47,775 of this production of F.G." 431 00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:49,810 - Pithy. - Listen, 432 00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:52,246 don't get all sentimental on me or anything like that. 433 00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:55,249 I'm really happy for you, but I didn't do this for you. 434 00:20:55,284 --> 00:20:57,118 I did this entirely for myself. 435 00:20:57,152 --> 00:21:00,655 I know, and that was very brave of you. 436 00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:04,358 But do you think that we could maybe at least 437 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,494 sing a song together in the glee club? 438 00:21:06,528 --> 00:21:09,931 Fine. But I'm not gonna sing some tired old song 439 00:21:09,965 --> 00:21:11,732 that we've already done. 'Cause Santana Lopez 440 00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:14,569 is way too badass for that. 441 00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:23,477 ♪ Fresh cut grass ♪ 442 00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:25,479 ♪ One cold beer ♪ 443 00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:27,848 ♪ Thank the Lord ♪ 444 00:21:27,883 --> 00:21:31,686 ♪ I am here and now ♪ 445 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,323 ♪ Here and now ♪ 446 00:21:38,026 --> 00:21:40,061 ♪ Summer dress ♪ 447 00:21:40,095 --> 00:21:42,129 ♪ Favorite park ♪ 448 00:21:42,164 --> 00:21:44,131 ♪ Bless your soul ♪ 449 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:48,202 ♪ We are here and now ♪ 450 00:21:48,237 --> 00:21:51,606 ♪ Here and now ♪ 451 00:21:54,009 --> 00:21:56,043 ♪ I'm wide awake ♪ 452 00:21:56,078 --> 00:21:57,879 ♪ So what's the point of dreaming ♪ 453 00:21:57,913 --> 00:22:00,181 ♪ When your life is great ♪ 454 00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:02,517 ♪ Celebrate the feeling ♪ 455 00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:06,020 ♪ Celebrate the feeling ♪ 456 00:22:06,054 --> 00:22:08,823 ♪ Oh, can't complain about much these days ♪ 457 00:22:08,857 --> 00:22:12,560 ♪ I believe we'll be okay, oh, oh, oh ♪ 458 00:22:12,594 --> 00:22:14,929 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 459 00:22:14,963 --> 00:22:17,131 ♪ Can't complain about much these days ♪ 460 00:22:17,165 --> 00:22:21,002 ♪ I believe we'll be okay, oh, oh, oh ♪ 461 00:22:21,036 --> 00:22:23,004 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 462 00:22:23,038 --> 00:22:25,339 ♪ We'll scream it out ♪ ♪ We'll scream it out ♪ 463 00:22:25,374 --> 00:22:27,542 ♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪ 464 00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:36,017 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 465 00:22:36,051 --> 00:22:37,752 ♪ We'll be okay ♪ 466 00:22:37,786 --> 00:22:41,989 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 467 00:22:42,024 --> 00:22:43,724 ♪ We'll be okay ♪ 468 00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:45,760 ♪ Can't complain about much these days ♪ 469 00:22:45,794 --> 00:22:47,895 ♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪ 470 00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:49,764 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 471 00:22:49,798 --> 00:22:53,067 ♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪ 472 00:22:53,101 --> 00:22:56,070 ♪ Yeah... ♪ ♪ Can't complain about much these days ♪ 473 00:22:56,104 --> 00:22:58,072 ♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪ 474 00:22:58,106 --> 00:23:00,074 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 475 00:23:00,108 --> 00:23:01,943 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 476 00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:04,145 ♪ Can't complain about much these days ♪ 477 00:23:04,179 --> 00:23:06,180 ♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪ 478 00:23:06,215 --> 00:23:08,282 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 479 00:23:08,317 --> 00:23:10,284 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 480 00:23:10,319 --> 00:23:12,286 ♪ We'll scream it out ♪ ♪ We'll scream it out ♪ 481 00:23:12,321 --> 00:23:17,291 ♪ I believe we'll be okay ♪ 482 00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:19,494 ♪ We'll be okay. ♪ 483 00:23:23,799 --> 00:23:26,234 Oh, thank God. 484 00:23:26,268 --> 00:23:28,402 I have before me a buttload of angry letters 485 00:23:28,437 --> 00:23:30,138 from members of the Animal Husbandry Club, 486 00:23:30,172 --> 00:23:32,473 their parents, state and local politicians, 487 00:23:32,508 --> 00:23:36,144 the National Autism Association, as well as One Million Moms. 488 00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:37,812 Although in actuality, there aren't a million of them. 489 00:23:37,846 --> 00:23:39,480 There's really only 100,000, 490 00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:42,550 but each and every one of 'em is an uptight bitch. 491 00:23:43,576 --> 00:23:45,496 I hardly need to tell you that this 492 00:23:45,521 --> 00:23:46,821 will mark the end 493 00:23:46,855 --> 00:23:49,457 of your extracurricular musical experiment. 494 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:50,968 I understand. 495 00:23:50,993 --> 00:23:52,293 I'm sorry about this, Sue. 496 00:23:52,327 --> 00:23:53,567 It won't happen again. 497 00:23:54,229 --> 00:23:56,097 Will. 498 00:23:56,131 --> 00:23:57,198 Will. 499 00:23:57,232 --> 00:23:59,467 Will, Will. Wait one second, please. 500 00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:00,935 This isn't over yet. 501 00:24:00,969 --> 00:24:03,604 We can go to the hockey team, and we can do Glee on Ice. 502 00:24:03,639 --> 00:24:05,139 Please. Stop. 503 00:24:06,275 --> 00:24:08,176 Look, it's finished. 504 00:24:08,210 --> 00:24:10,044 The glee club is over. 505 00:24:10,078 --> 00:24:12,647 All I want to do is just get through this week 506 00:24:12,681 --> 00:24:13,981 and-and try to enjoy graduation. 507 00:24:15,818 --> 00:24:18,786 I've accepted it. 508 00:24:18,821 --> 00:24:20,121 It's done. 509 00:24:24,059 --> 00:24:26,694 Artie Pants, I need you. 510 00:24:26,728 --> 00:24:28,629 Oh, finally. I'm in love with you, too. 511 00:24:28,664 --> 00:24:30,465 Just give me a second. I'm gonna send Kitty 512 00:24:30,499 --> 00:24:32,133 - a breakup text. - What? 513 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:33,701 No, this is about Will. 514 00:24:33,735 --> 00:24:35,470 Oh. Y-You're in love with Will? 515 00:24:35,504 --> 00:24:37,271 No. I'm not in love with anyone. 516 00:24:37,306 --> 00:24:39,707 Get your camera equipment, meet me in the Spanish room. 517 00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:57,523 ♪ Right from the start ♪ 518 00:24:57,558 --> 00:25:00,226 ♪ You were a thief, you stole my heart ♪ 519 00:25:00,261 --> 00:25:05,098 ♪ And I, your willing victim ♪ 520 00:25:05,132 --> 00:25:08,034 ♪ I let you see the parts of me ♪ 521 00:25:08,068 --> 00:25:10,103 ♪ That weren't all that pretty ♪ 522 00:25:10,137 --> 00:25:15,308 ♪ And with every touch, you fixed them ♪ 523 00:25:15,342 --> 00:25:19,312 ♪ Now you've been talking in your sleep ♪ 524 00:25:19,346 --> 00:25:20,813 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 525 00:25:20,848 --> 00:25:24,417 ♪ Things you never say to me ♪ 526 00:25:24,451 --> 00:25:26,019 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 527 00:25:26,053 --> 00:25:29,622 ♪ Tell me that you've had enough ♪ 528 00:25:29,657 --> 00:25:32,091 ♪ Of our love ♪ 529 00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:36,296 ♪ Our love ♪ 530 00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:40,300 ♪ Just give me a reason, just a little bit's enough ♪ 531 00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:43,903 ♪ Just a second, we're not broken, just bent, 532 00:25:43,938 --> 00:25:46,439 ♪ And we can learn to love again ♪ 533 00:25:46,473 --> 00:25:47,974 ♪ It's in the stars ♪ 534 00:25:48,008 --> 00:25:51,377 ♪ It's been written in the scars on our hearts ♪ 535 00:25:51,412 --> 00:25:54,180 ♪ We're not broken, just bent ♪ 536 00:25:54,215 --> 00:25:58,518 ♪ And we can learn to love again ♪ 537 00:25:58,552 --> 00:26:01,120 ♪ I'm sorry, I don't understand ♪ 538 00:26:01,155 --> 00:26:03,289 ♪ Where all this is coming from ♪ 539 00:26:03,324 --> 00:26:04,457 ♪ I thought ♪ 540 00:26:04,491 --> 00:26:06,459 ♪ That we were fine ♪ 541 00:26:06,493 --> 00:26:09,028 ♪ Yeah, but this is happenin' ♪ 542 00:26:09,063 --> 00:26:12,298 ♪ You've been having real bad dreams ♪ 543 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,633 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 544 00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:17,337 ♪ You used to lie so close to me ♪ 545 00:26:17,371 --> 00:26:18,938 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 546 00:26:18,973 --> 00:26:22,475 ♪ There's nothing more than empty sheets ♪ 547 00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:24,944 ♪ Between our love ♪ 548 00:26:24,979 --> 00:26:27,480 ♪ Our love ♪ 549 00:26:27,515 --> 00:26:28,648 ♪ Love ♪ 550 00:26:28,682 --> 00:26:30,850 ♪ Just give me a reason ♪ 551 00:26:30,885 --> 00:26:34,821 ♪ Just a little bit's enough, just a second ♪ 552 00:26:34,855 --> 00:26:37,257 ♪ We're not broken, just bent ♪ 553 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,459 ♪ And we can learn to love again ♪ 554 00:26:39,493 --> 00:26:41,127 ♪ It's in the stars ♪ 555 00:26:41,162 --> 00:26:43,530 ♪ It's still written in the scars ♪ 556 00:26:43,564 --> 00:26:46,966 ♪ On our hearts that we're not broken, just bent ♪ 557 00:26:47,001 --> 00:26:50,837 ♪ And we can learn to love again ♪ 558 00:26:53,941 --> 00:26:58,244 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 559 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,882 ♪ Ah. ♪ 560 00:27:07,223 --> 00:27:09,064 I'd like to make an announcement. 561 00:27:09,089 --> 00:27:10,490 Puck has asked me to go out with him 562 00:27:10,524 --> 00:27:11,791 as boyfriend and girlfriend. 563 00:27:11,826 --> 00:27:14,527 'Cause, you know, we've never actually dated. 564 00:27:14,562 --> 00:27:18,198 So, um, I decided to throw caution to the wind and say yes. 565 00:27:18,232 --> 00:27:19,866 Wait, what? 566 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,568 Yeah, I-I can't make any promises, 567 00:27:21,602 --> 00:27:23,069 but, you know, you're the only guy 568 00:27:23,103 --> 00:27:25,471 who's actually been okay with me just being myself. 569 00:27:25,506 --> 00:27:28,141 Well, once you've seen a baby come out of a girl's magic garden, 570 00:27:28,175 --> 00:27:30,076 everything else is easily acceptable. 571 00:27:30,110 --> 00:27:32,846 I think I love you, Puck. And I know 572 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,515 it's not gonna be easy, what with me in New Haven and you... 573 00:27:35,549 --> 00:27:37,016 who knows where. 574 00:27:37,051 --> 00:27:40,787 But I'd rather do hard with you than easy with somebody else. 575 00:27:40,821 --> 00:27:41,821 Wanky. 576 00:27:41,856 --> 00:27:43,490 Santana, for once, I'd appreciate it 577 00:27:43,524 --> 00:27:45,325 if you'd keep your inevitable snark to yourself. 578 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,726 No, no. Look, I got to be honest, 579 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,194 I really like this pairing. 580 00:27:48,229 --> 00:27:50,563 Come here. 581 00:27:55,736 --> 00:27:59,372 Well, in many ways, that brings us full circle, 582 00:27:59,406 --> 00:28:01,608 which is perfect because 583 00:28:01,642 --> 00:28:04,611 that was officially... 584 00:28:04,645 --> 00:28:07,180 the last song that will ever be sung in Glee Club. 585 00:28:08,782 --> 00:28:10,216 We all have more songs to sing. 586 00:28:10,251 --> 00:28:12,919 We just can't sing them in here anymore. 587 00:28:12,953 --> 00:28:15,889 Glee Club... 588 00:28:15,923 --> 00:28:19,359 is officially over. 589 00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,095 Thank you, guys. 590 00:28:22,129 --> 00:28:23,897 It's been an honor. 591 00:29:26,897 --> 00:29:28,337 Hey. 592 00:29:28,362 --> 00:29:30,931 So, we don't actually know your name 593 00:29:30,965 --> 00:29:33,266 because this video was made before you were born, 594 00:29:33,301 --> 00:29:35,736 but you are the son or daughter of our teacher. 595 00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:37,337 Will Schuester. 596 00:29:37,372 --> 00:29:39,740 You know, many of us don't get to know our dads as men 597 00:29:39,774 --> 00:29:41,041 until they're older, 598 00:29:41,075 --> 00:29:44,111 past middle age, maybe a little beaten down by life. 599 00:29:44,145 --> 00:29:46,113 But we want to tell you about what your dad was like 600 00:29:46,147 --> 00:29:47,347 when he was young. 601 00:29:47,382 --> 00:29:48,749 When he could dance like Fred Astaire. 602 00:29:48,783 --> 00:29:50,717 And sing like Michael Bublé. 603 00:29:50,752 --> 00:29:51,885 He was an amazing teacher. 604 00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:53,420 Your dad and I almost hooked up, 605 00:29:53,454 --> 00:29:54,888 which means I could have been your mom. 606 00:29:54,922 --> 00:29:56,962 Hit me up when you want your first tattoo. 607 00:29:56,991 --> 00:29:58,358 I know a guy. 608 00:29:58,393 --> 00:29:59,459 If it wasn't for your dad, 609 00:29:59,494 --> 00:30:00,794 I would've never been Prom Queen, 610 00:30:00,828 --> 00:30:02,669 though that was kind of a bad experience for me 611 00:30:02,697 --> 00:30:04,131 when I think about it. 612 00:30:04,165 --> 00:30:06,605 But I still would've been living my life with a fake stutter. 613 00:30:07,135 --> 00:30:08,435 You had to be there. 614 00:30:08,469 --> 00:30:10,037 Okay, it may seem a little weird to you, 615 00:30:10,071 --> 00:30:11,938 but back here in the Dark Ages, 616 00:30:11,973 --> 00:30:14,541 it was still crazy for girls to love girls 617 00:30:14,575 --> 00:30:15,876 and guys to love guys, 618 00:30:15,910 --> 00:30:17,711 but your dad made sure 619 00:30:17,745 --> 00:30:19,546 that we felt safe loving whoever we chose. 620 00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:22,783 He does this magic trick where he pulls a duck out of a hat. 621 00:30:22,817 --> 00:30:25,919 You should have him show you sometime. 622 00:30:25,953 --> 00:30:27,821 Your dad had a passion for teaching. 623 00:30:27,855 --> 00:30:29,890 He really loved that moment when he connected with a kid. 624 00:30:29,924 --> 00:30:32,059 And he was prone to overemotional 625 00:30:32,093 --> 00:30:34,094 yet often inspiring pep talks. 626 00:30:34,128 --> 00:30:37,164 To put it simply, I was not a particularly nice person. 627 00:30:40,101 --> 00:30:41,735 That sweater's legit. 628 00:30:41,769 --> 00:30:43,070 And then your dad came along, 629 00:30:43,104 --> 00:30:44,471 and I became a man who was kind 630 00:30:44,505 --> 00:30:46,273 a relatively large portion of the time. 631 00:30:46,307 --> 00:30:49,643 I can say without a doubt that your dad saved my life. 632 00:30:49,677 --> 00:30:51,912 Little Hepburn and Tracy wouldn't have a daddy 633 00:30:51,946 --> 00:30:53,313 if it wasn't for your dad. 634 00:30:53,348 --> 00:30:55,782 Those are the names of my kids who aren't born yet either. 635 00:30:55,817 --> 00:30:56,783 We used a surrogate. 636 00:30:56,818 --> 00:30:58,118 I donated the egg. 637 00:30:58,152 --> 00:30:59,219 In the whole wide world, 638 00:30:59,253 --> 00:31:00,620 you'll never meet a man more accepting 639 00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:03,223 and open to nature in all its wonders than your father. 640 00:31:03,257 --> 00:31:04,291 He's a gem. 641 00:31:04,325 --> 00:31:06,460 The best thing about your dad 642 00:31:06,494 --> 00:31:08,328 and that horrible perm of his 643 00:31:08,363 --> 00:31:12,332 is that no matter how talentless, misshapen, ugly, 644 00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:15,202 miserable or sexually ambiguous you are, 645 00:31:15,236 --> 00:31:17,504 he will still love you unconditionally. 646 00:31:17,538 --> 00:31:20,173 Your dad made sure that everyone in this school 647 00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:21,475 understood what it was like 648 00:31:21,509 --> 00:31:22,976 to see the world from this chair, 649 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,245 and he helped me see all that I could be 650 00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:26,546 even though I was in it. 651 00:31:26,581 --> 00:31:28,148 He is the most genuine... 652 00:31:28,182 --> 00:31:29,683 honest... ...kind... 653 00:31:29,717 --> 00:31:31,852 generous... ...sand dollar... 654 00:31:33,588 --> 00:31:36,323 amazing man any of us have ever met. 655 00:31:36,357 --> 00:31:40,394 He loved and looked after every one of us 656 00:31:40,428 --> 00:31:42,796 with as much care and concern as he does for you. 657 00:31:42,830 --> 00:31:47,634 We love your dad. We love him very, very much, 658 00:31:47,669 --> 00:31:51,004 and no matter where we are or what we're doing, 659 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,939 he's with us. 660 00:31:52,974 --> 00:31:55,442 Because we have his name tattooed in our hearts. 661 00:31:58,479 --> 00:32:02,749 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 662 00:32:02,784 --> 00:32:06,420 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 663 00:32:06,454 --> 00:32:07,888 ♪ Da, da, da, da... ♪ 664 00:32:07,922 --> 00:32:10,157 ♪ Just a small town girl ♪ 665 00:32:10,191 --> 00:32:15,228 ♪ Livin' in a lonely world ♪ 666 00:32:15,263 --> 00:32:22,402 ♪ She took the midnight train going anywhere ♪ 667 00:32:22,437 --> 00:32:25,372 ♪ Just a city boy ♪ 668 00:32:26,841 --> 00:32:29,943 ♪ Born and raised in South Detroit ♪ 669 00:32:29,978 --> 00:32:32,713 ♪ He took the midnight train ♪ 670 00:32:32,747 --> 00:32:37,117 ♪ Going anywhere ♪ 671 00:32:37,151 --> 00:32:41,088 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 672 00:32:41,122 --> 00:32:44,191 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 673 00:32:45,827 --> 00:32:48,762 ♪ A singer in a smoky room ♪ 674 00:32:48,796 --> 00:32:52,866 ♪ A smell of wine and cheap perfume ♪ 675 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:56,036 ♪ For a smile they can share the night ♪ 676 00:32:56,070 --> 00:33:00,674 ♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪ 677 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:04,044 ♪ Strangers waiting ♪ 678 00:33:04,078 --> 00:33:05,979 ♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪ 679 00:33:06,014 --> 00:33:09,883 ♪ Their shadows ♪ 680 00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:13,820 ♪ Searching in the night ♪ 681 00:33:13,855 --> 00:33:15,455 ♪ Da, da ♪ 682 00:33:15,490 --> 00:33:19,593 ♪ Streetlight people ♪ 683 00:33:19,627 --> 00:33:23,697 ♪ Livin' just to find emotion ♪ 684 00:33:23,731 --> 00:33:25,132 ♪ Hiding ♪ 685 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:27,100 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 686 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:31,605 ♪ In the night ♪ 687 00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:42,749 ♪ Working hard to get my fill ♪ 688 00:33:42,784 --> 00:33:47,287 ♪ Everybody wants a thrill ♪ 689 00:33:47,322 --> 00:33:50,524 ♪ Paying anything to roll the dice ♪ 690 00:33:50,558 --> 00:33:54,661 ♪ Just one more time ♪ 691 00:33:54,696 --> 00:33:57,130 ♪ Some will win ♪ 692 00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:58,732 ♪ Some will lose ♪ 693 00:33:58,766 --> 00:34:02,436 ♪ Some were born to sing the blues ♪ 694 00:34:02,470 --> 00:34:05,806 ♪ Oh, the movie never ends ♪ 695 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:10,344 ♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪ 696 00:34:10,378 --> 00:34:12,212 ♪ Strangers ♪ 697 00:34:12,246 --> 00:34:14,181 ♪ Waiting ♪ 698 00:34:14,215 --> 00:34:17,517 ♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪ 699 00:34:17,552 --> 00:34:21,288 ♪ Their shadows searching ♪ 700 00:34:21,322 --> 00:34:23,357 ♪ In the night ♪ 701 00:34:23,391 --> 00:34:25,325 ♪ In the night! ♪ 702 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,427 ♪ Streetlight ♪ 703 00:34:27,462 --> 00:34:28,962 ♪ People ♪ 704 00:34:28,997 --> 00:34:29,997 ♪ People! ♪ 705 00:34:30,031 --> 00:34:31,932 ♪ Livin' just to find emotion ♪ 706 00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:34,968 ♪ Hiding ♪ 707 00:34:35,003 --> 00:34:36,870 ♪ Hiding ♪ ♪ Somewhere ♪ 708 00:34:36,905 --> 00:34:40,674 ♪ In the night ♪ 709 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:42,676 ♪ Don't stop ♪ 710 00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:46,013 ♪ Believin' ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪ 711 00:34:46,047 --> 00:34:49,049 ♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪ 712 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:51,118 ♪ Streetlight ♪ 713 00:34:51,152 --> 00:34:56,390 ♪ People, oh, oh, oh ♪ 714 00:34:56,424 --> 00:34:58,492 ♪ Don't stop ♪ 715 00:34:58,526 --> 00:35:01,762 ♪ Believin' ♪ 716 00:35:01,796 --> 00:35:04,064 ♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪ ♪ Hold on ♪ 717 00:35:04,098 --> 00:35:05,899 ♪ Streetlight ♪ 718 00:35:05,934 --> 00:35:07,568 ♪ People ♪ 719 00:35:07,602 --> 00:35:11,738 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 720 00:35:11,773 --> 00:35:14,875 ♪ Don't stop! ♪ 721 00:35:27,246 --> 00:35:29,766 You done good, Holly Holliday. 722 00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:31,792 You, too, babe. 723 00:35:31,826 --> 00:35:33,293 Our work is done here. 724 00:35:33,328 --> 00:35:36,496 We did it flawlessly and looked flawless while doing it. 725 00:35:36,531 --> 00:35:38,031 Amen. 726 00:35:38,066 --> 00:35:39,733 Hey, do you want to go get drunk, 727 00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:41,435 rob a bank and sail around the world 728 00:35:41,469 --> 00:35:42,903 on one of those gayboy cruise ships? 729 00:35:42,937 --> 00:35:46,039 We'd be the only women there and get all the attention. 730 00:35:47,308 --> 00:35:48,742 I thought you'd never ask. 731 00:35:57,764 --> 00:36:00,244 Kitty, when you see me in the hall, 732 00:36:00,269 --> 00:36:01,603 will you say hello? 733 00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:03,571 Of course. Someone's got to tell you your shoes 734 00:36:03,606 --> 00:36:04,773 don't match your purse. 735 00:36:04,807 --> 00:36:06,975 Cheerio, please. My shoes always match. 736 00:36:07,009 --> 00:36:10,745 I cannot believe that Sue Sylvester finally shut us down. 737 00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:13,181 She won. 738 00:36:13,215 --> 00:36:15,216 She actually won. 739 00:36:19,826 --> 00:36:21,866 You guys, you're gonna miss my big moment. 740 00:36:21,891 --> 00:36:24,125 Get your butts to the auditorium. 741 00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:28,139 Hang on a second. 742 00:36:28,164 --> 00:36:31,566 Sue Sylvester didn't win. 743 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,435 Maybe she took away Glee Club, 744 00:36:33,469 --> 00:36:35,937 but she'll never take away what we had. 745 00:36:35,971 --> 00:36:38,640 We were part of something incredible. 746 00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:39,974 It was more than that. 747 00:36:40,009 --> 00:36:41,543 You know, we helped each other become 748 00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:44,279 better people in this room. 749 00:36:44,313 --> 00:36:47,115 No one can ever take that away from us. 750 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:52,420 Come here. Bring it in, guys. Come here. 751 00:36:52,455 --> 00:36:54,189 You remember Superman? I do, that was good. 752 00:36:54,223 --> 00:36:56,658 That was good. This broom is poking me in places I don't... 753 00:36:56,692 --> 00:37:00,261 Arthur Abrams. 754 00:37:07,536 --> 00:37:08,870 Blaine Anderson. 755 00:37:12,074 --> 00:37:14,175 Tina Cohen-Chang. 756 00:37:18,314 --> 00:37:20,849 Sam Evans. 757 00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:24,786 Rebecca Jackson. 758 00:37:44,273 --> 00:37:47,842 Blaine, you guys, I can't go to New York with you. 759 00:37:47,877 --> 00:37:50,311 Tina Cohen-Crazy. You can't get cold feet on us now. 760 00:37:50,346 --> 00:37:51,780 No, it's not that. 761 00:37:51,814 --> 00:37:53,615 I was gonna tell you later, but 762 00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:56,351 the Dean of Admissions from Brown called me this morning... 763 00:37:56,385 --> 00:37:59,220 And you got in? I got in. I'm going to Brown! 764 00:37:59,255 --> 00:38:00,622 Oh! Tina. Congratulations. 765 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:01,856 Wow, that is great. 766 00:38:01,891 --> 00:38:03,525 Thank you. 767 00:38:03,559 --> 00:38:04,893 And, finally... 768 00:38:05,828 --> 00:38:07,896 Brittany S. Pierce. 769 00:38:12,802 --> 00:38:15,236 I called in some favors with Sue. 770 00:38:15,271 --> 00:38:18,239 I figure that everybody deserves a high school graduation, 771 00:38:18,274 --> 00:38:20,542 even if it's a year late. 772 00:38:22,745 --> 00:38:26,648 You guys, I'm graduating. 773 00:38:29,716 --> 00:38:32,196 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you 774 00:38:32,221 --> 00:38:35,690 the William McKinley High graduating class of 2013. 775 00:38:47,003 --> 00:38:49,037 Brittany, I have to tell you something. 776 00:38:49,071 --> 00:38:50,639 I think I've made a huge mistake. 777 00:38:50,673 --> 00:38:52,774 You don't want to run away with me, do you. What? 778 00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:55,510 No, no, no, no, no, no. Of course I do. 779 00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:58,647 I was doing some research on Lesbos island, 780 00:38:58,681 --> 00:39:01,383 and it turns out that it's not chock-full of lesbians. 781 00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,518 It's full of German tourists, so, 782 00:39:03,552 --> 00:39:05,120 I bought us our return tickets. 783 00:39:05,154 --> 00:39:08,189 I think that we should go to Lesbos first, 784 00:39:08,224 --> 00:39:10,025 and then Hawaii for a couple of weeks, 785 00:39:10,059 --> 00:39:11,059 and then come home. 786 00:39:11,093 --> 00:39:12,927 Well, I don't want to go back to MIT 787 00:39:12,962 --> 00:39:14,596 and I can't return to Lima. 788 00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:18,133 I want you to come to New York with me. 789 00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:20,568 Is that a yes? Yes. 790 00:39:29,445 --> 00:39:31,212 Here for one last verbal beatdown? 791 00:39:31,247 --> 00:39:33,515 These are my last two 792 00:39:33,549 --> 00:39:35,250 Razzle Dazzle Fruit Punch wine coolers 793 00:39:35,284 --> 00:39:36,818 from my cellar. 794 00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:39,421 Company went out of business back in the '80s, 795 00:39:39,455 --> 00:39:42,891 and I've been saving them for a special occasion. 796 00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:45,727 Well, what could be more special than the glee club's funeral? 797 00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:46,828 Mm. 798 00:39:49,365 --> 00:39:51,900 Well... 799 00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:53,935 You finally won. 800 00:40:00,276 --> 00:40:03,678 Honestly, I-I don't get the way you see the world, William, 801 00:40:03,713 --> 00:40:05,513 but I got to give you this: 802 00:40:05,548 --> 00:40:07,248 whatever it is you did in this room, 803 00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:09,951 you changed a lot of kids' lives for the better. 804 00:40:09,986 --> 00:40:12,520 And your own. As you know, 805 00:40:12,555 --> 00:40:14,789 I find both of your spouses intolerable 806 00:40:14,824 --> 00:40:18,126 and bony, but at least this one is kind to you. 807 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,628 Yeah, I'm not gonna miss this. 808 00:40:19,662 --> 00:40:22,063 Oh, I am. 809 00:40:22,098 --> 00:40:24,499 Nobody ever went the distance with Sue Sylvester 810 00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:26,067 the way you did, Will. 811 00:40:26,102 --> 00:40:27,636 My whole life 812 00:40:27,670 --> 00:40:31,039 I've been searching for a worthy adversary. 813 00:40:33,075 --> 00:40:35,395 I'm gonna miss the fight. 814 00:40:36,879 --> 00:40:38,346 I could have done more. 815 00:40:38,381 --> 00:40:41,483 There's still so many more kids out there. 816 00:40:41,517 --> 00:40:43,785 Well, who says you can't? 817 00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:46,187 Listen, William, you were a horrible history teacher 818 00:40:46,222 --> 00:40:48,556 and you were a worse Spanish teacher. 819 00:40:48,591 --> 00:40:50,692 If you're going to be of any good to anybody, 820 00:40:50,726 --> 00:40:52,360 you need to be coaching a glee club. 821 00:40:52,395 --> 00:40:54,329 Which is why I got you an interview 822 00:40:54,363 --> 00:40:56,843 for the open slot at Carmel High. 823 00:40:57,133 --> 00:40:58,533 Vocal Adrenaline? 824 00:40:58,567 --> 00:41:02,304 Think of what you could accomplish with a real budget. 825 00:41:02,338 --> 00:41:03,538 And without somebody like me 826 00:41:03,573 --> 00:41:05,240 constantly trying to take you down? 827 00:41:05,274 --> 00:41:06,808 Wow. 828 00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:08,610 I mean, tha-that's really amazing, Sue, 829 00:41:08,644 --> 00:41:10,512 but they're our mortal enemies. 830 00:41:10,546 --> 00:41:14,416 There is no "our" anymore, William. 831 00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:16,930 We're in the middle of the new computer lab. 832 00:41:18,218 --> 00:41:20,698 You did what you could do here. 833 00:41:20,723 --> 00:41:22,624 And that was much more 834 00:41:22,658 --> 00:41:25,138 than I will ever care to admit. 835 00:41:26,829 --> 00:41:28,330 But it's really over. 836 00:41:29,932 --> 00:41:32,173 It's only an interview. 837 00:41:33,769 --> 00:41:36,010 You could always blow it. 838 00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:45,714 Oh, God, that's awful. 839 00:41:45,748 --> 00:41:48,450 Yeah, that's why they went out of business. 840 00:41:48,484 --> 00:41:50,285 I'll give you a minute. 841 00:42:04,532 --> 00:42:07,612 Being great at something's going to change it. 842 00:42:07,637 --> 00:42:09,717 Being a part of something special makes you 843 00:42:09,739 --> 00:42:12,207 - special, right? - I was tossing kids into Dumpsters. 844 00:42:12,241 --> 00:42:13,875 I had never kissed a girl before. 845 00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:15,577 I wasn't honest about who I was. 846 00:42:15,611 --> 00:42:17,379 Five... 847 00:42:17,413 --> 00:42:21,116 And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Shue, because 848 00:42:21,150 --> 00:42:22,951 you are Glee Club. 849 00:42:24,744 --> 00:42:26,464 'Cause in this room 850 00:42:26,489 --> 00:42:28,557 it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. 851 00:42:28,591 --> 00:42:29,791 What matters is that we're friends. 852 00:42:29,825 --> 00:42:32,194 The struggle continues, but... 853 00:42:32,228 --> 00:42:33,895 at least I know I'm not alone. 854 00:42:33,930 --> 00:42:36,364 If I'd let you down when you needed me the most, 855 00:42:36,399 --> 00:42:39,598 I'd never forgive myself. 856 00:42:39,632 --> 00:42:41,466 We went around the room and everybody said 857 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,134 what they wanted to win this thing for, 858 00:42:43,168 --> 00:42:44,736 and we all said the same thing. 859 00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:46,504 We want to win this for you. 860 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:10,054 Sync & corrections by wilson0804 www.Addic7ed.com