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So here's what you missed
on Glee.
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The Glee club is officially over
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because the New Directions
didn't win a Nationals.
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And since Sue's principal are only
*** at McKinley,
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She made good *** promise
to cancel it.
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Hold up.
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Which means if Will wants to coach
a Glee club, he has to find a new job
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and he's got a baby on the way!
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- Oh, God, that's awful.
- Blaine got into NYADA,
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Artie's at film school
in Brooklyn,
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and Sam's not going to college,
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but he's in New York to try
his luck at modeling.
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So I'm going to skip college,
too, and become a male model.
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Impossible. You're too fat.
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And Santana and Brittany are
off on an extended vacation
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in the Greek isles,
and Rachel's six months
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into her dream of playing
Fanny Brice in Funny Girl
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that's about to open on
Broadway real soon. Exciting!
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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Rachel, Rachel,
please, just a minute.
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I'm-I'm sorry, Sidney,
I'm actually kind of late.
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I have to go
and meet my friends.
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Oh, that's not gonna
be a problem. Look,
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I know this has been a couple
of very long months for you,
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but you've been a trooper.
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I mean, you know, having
to do the show on the road,
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Santana quitting,
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us having to re-stage
the entire play.
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I just wanted to say thank you.
Thank you so much, Sidney.
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No, no, no.
This is how I say thank you.
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24/7, on call.
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Is this for me?
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Mm-hmm.
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No more crowded subways
in New York for my star.
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So...
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Thank you.
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Now, the only question is:
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where would
Ms. Berry like to go?
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Ah. Go ahead.
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♪ When you're alone
and life is making you lonely ♪
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♪ You can always go ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ When you've got worries ♪
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♪ All the noise and the hurry ♪
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♪ Seems to help, I know ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Just listen to the music
of the traffic in the city ♪
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♪ Linger on the sidewalk where
the neon signs are pretty ♪
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♪ How can you lose? ♪
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♪ The lights
are much brighter there ♪
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♪ You can forget
all your troubles ♪
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♪ Forget all your cares so go ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Things will be great
when you're ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Everything's waiting for you ♪
♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Don't hang around and let
your problems surround you ♪
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♪ There are movie shows ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Maybe you know
some little places to go to ♪
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♪ Where they never close ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Just listen to the rhythm
of a gentle bossa nova ♪
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♪ You'll be dancing with 'em,
too, before the night is over ♪
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♪ Happy again ♪
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♪ The lights
are much brighter there ♪
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♪ You can forget
all your troubles ♪
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♪ Forget all your cares so go ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Where all the lights
are bright ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ You're gonna be all right ♪
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♪ Now ♪
♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Downtown... ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ And you may find
somebody kind ♪
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♪ To help and understand you ♪
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♪ Someone who is just like you
and needs a gentle hand to ♪
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♪ Guide them along ♪
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♪ So maybe I'll see you there ♪
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♪ We can forget
all our troubles ♪
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♪ Forget all our cares so go ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Things'll be great
when you're ♪
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♪ Don't wait a minute more ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Everything's waiting for you ♪
♪ Downtown ♪
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I can call him any time of day,
he's amazing.
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He doesn't even say a word.
It's like living
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in a high-end coffee commercial
every day.
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Unbelievable.
So, where we going for lunch?
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Someplace cheap or free?
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No, it is my treat and my ride.
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You guys have been so great
and so emotionally supportive
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of me during the entire
out of town Funny Girl run.
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And for your move
back to the loft,
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which you never carried
your own clothes or furniture.
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It's heavy.
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Come on, we're going.
We're gonna go the Odeon.
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Okay, like, I've been
really good lately.
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- Oh, you have.
- Everyone from Broadway goes.
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And it's so cool! I don't know,
probably just like...
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rather than getting
a side salad.
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Can we pop the trunk?
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Trunk is full.
Can I sit in the front then?
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Full, too.
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Well...
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Oh, it's okay. Sam and I
can just meet you there.
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Right, Sam?
Are you sure?
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I guess.
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Thank you.
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We'll order an appetizer.
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What?
No, I ca, I can't serve you
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breakfast in bed
if you're not in bed.
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It's been months.
You don't have to keep doing...
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Oh, that does smell good.
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Lemon blueberry pancakes.
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And the Sunday Chronicle.
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Wha...? It's not even Sunday!
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They put the Arts
and Leisure section
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and Style section on Wednesday.
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You know me so well.
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Is there anything
I can do to help?
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You can check
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if the coffee is steeped
enough to press.
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I still can't believe it.
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We're really doing it.
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Living together.
Building a future together.
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In Bushwick.
Did you ever imagine that?
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It's actually way, way better.
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Every morning I get
to wake up next to you.
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I get to walk you to the subway.
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Then walk you to class.
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And most days I get
to have lunch with you.
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And even after all
of that amazingness,
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I get to come home to you.
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And I get to curl up in bed with
you, get under the covers...
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Meanwhile the Shahs of Sunset
are playing in the background.
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Mm.
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Wait, are we turning each other
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into an old married couple?
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On the contrary.
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♪ You make me feel so young ♪
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♪ You make me feel
like spring has sprung ♪
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♪ Every time I see you grin ♪
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♪ I'm such a happy individual ♪
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♪ The moment that you speak ♪
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♪ I want to run and play
hide-and-seek ♪
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♪ I want to go
and bounce the moon ♪
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♪ Just like a toy balloon ♪
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ We're just
like a couple of tots ♪
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♪ Running around a meadow ♪
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♪ Picking up ♪
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♪ All those forget-me-nots ♪
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♪ You make me feel so young ♪
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♪ You make me feel
there are songs to be sung ♪
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♪ Bells to be rung, and
a wonderful fling to be flung ♪
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♪ And even when
I'm old and gray ♪
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♪ When I'm old and gray ♪
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♪ I'm gonna feel the way I do ♪
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♪ Today ♪
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♪ Because you make me ♪
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♪ Feel so young ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ Make me young ♪
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♪ You make me young ♪
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♪ You make me feel there are ♪
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♪ Songs to be sung ♪
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♪ Lots of bells to be rung ♪
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♪ And a wonderful fling
to be flung ♪
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♪ And even when
I'm old and gray ♪
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♪ I'm gonna feel the way I do ♪
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♪ Today ♪
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♪ Because you ♪
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♪ Make me feel so ♪
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♪ Man, I just feel so ♪
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♪ You make me feel so ♪
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♪ Young ♪
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♪ So young... ♪
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Dudes!
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I just made it all the way
to the original Nathan's
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at Coney Island,
now I kind of stink,
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so I'm gonna shower.
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Ooh, ice cream.
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Good job.
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Okay, I know Sam is your bestie,
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but he said he'd only
be couch-surfing
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with us for a few weeks.
I know.
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It's been months, okay?
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This apartment has
too many people in it.
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You've got to talk to him.
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I...
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New York, new Artie.
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It was scary at first.
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No space, no ramp van,
not cut-outs in the curbs.
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Hey, I'm rolling here!
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Watch where you're going!
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The city's alive,
always moving,
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and I didn't know
if I'd be able to keep up.
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But then I realized
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I'm in a city
where everybody walks,
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which actually puts me
at an advantage.
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And as bonus, my biceps
aren't looking so bad,
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thank you very much.
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All of the cabdrivers
in New York
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are required to take
wheelchairs,
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and all the busses have lifts,
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but real New Yorkers
take the subway.
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There's romanticism about
the city beneath the city.
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There's music,
there's people, there's life.
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And at the end of the day,
that's what I came here for.
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Hey-hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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I know, man. I'm sorry.
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My laptop's in there!
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Hey!
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It's the only copy of my script!
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Bro, just completed Aqua
Park and Millennium Mines.
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Now I'm ruling
Karts and Coasters.
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RollerCoaster Tycoon.
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It-it's amazing.
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Sam, you've been sitting there
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since I left this morning.
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You-you've basically been
in that exact same spot
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for months.
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Yeah, well, Kurt's fancy
wire chairs hurt my back,
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so this thing's the only thing
that's comfortable.
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Look...
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Uh, Kurt and I were talking.
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And, um, we just...
You want me to move out.
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I knew it. You know what?
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Santana got
to stay here forever.
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We don't want you to move,
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per se, although it isn't
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the worst idea I've ever heard.
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We're just,
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we're worried about you, man.
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We know that work has been slow.
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Try nonexistent, okay?
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I've had
zero modeling auditions.
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Zero.
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I can't even get my
agent on the phone.
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I just get
her lazy assistant Pam
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who's like well, maybe
I should cut my hair
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because I look
like a dirty hippie.
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Well, maybe you should.
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But I like it.
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Okay, besides Mr. Shue said
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that we shouldn't care
what people think.
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We should just be ourselves.
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What a load of crap, huh?
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Well, Mr. Shue also said...
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we should face our fears.
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Remember that one?
So...
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Buddy, I know this
is frustrating...
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Maybe I just shouldn't
even be here, okay?
262
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I hate New York, okay?
263
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It's crowded, it's loud,
264
00:10:50,462 --> 00:10:51,695
it smells like garbage
265
00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,330
and everybody here is basically
paid to be rude to you.
266
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Sometimes,
267
00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:57,134
it's just easier
if you stay inside.
268
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All right.
269
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Get up. Get up.
270
00:11:01,173 --> 00:11:03,340
I-I don't want to watch you
waste away in here
271
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when there is so
much to do out there.
272
00:11:05,377 --> 00:11:07,077
Put on a clean shirt.
273
00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:09,080
That's got, like,
five kinds of stains on it.
274
00:11:09,114 --> 00:11:10,214
Come on, follow me.
275
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We're going outside.
276
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Come on!
277
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,192
♪ I had a dream
so big and loud ♪
278
00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:23,994
♪ I jumped so high
I touched the clouds ♪
279
00:11:24,029 --> 00:11:26,197
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
280
00:11:26,231 --> 00:11:27,998
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
281
00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:30,935
♪ I stretched my hands
out to the sky ♪
282
00:11:30,969 --> 00:11:33,504
♪ We danced with monsters
through the night ♪
283
00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:35,906
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
284
00:11:35,941 --> 00:11:38,242
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
285
00:11:38,276 --> 00:11:39,543
♪ I'm never gonna look back ♪
286
00:11:39,578 --> 00:11:40,578
♪ Whoa ♪
287
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,046
♪ I'm never gonna give it up ♪
288
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,247
♪ Whoa ♪
289
00:11:43,281 --> 00:11:46,550
♪ Just don't wake me now ♪
290
00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:49,153
♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪
291
00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:53,390
♪ This is gonna be
the best day of my life ♪
292
00:11:53,425 --> 00:11:55,860
♪ My li-i-i-i-ife ♪
293
00:11:55,894 --> 00:11:58,763
♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪
294
00:11:58,797 --> 00:12:03,400
♪ This is gonna be
the best day of my life ♪
295
00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:05,536
♪ My li-i-i-i-ife ♪
296
00:12:15,981 --> 00:12:17,948
♪ I hear it calling ♪
297
00:12:17,983 --> 00:12:20,050
♪ Outside my window ♪
298
00:12:20,085 --> 00:12:22,386
♪ I feel it in my soul ♪
299
00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:24,422
♪ Soul ♪
300
00:12:24,456 --> 00:12:27,158
♪ The stars were
burning so bright ♪
301
00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:29,727
♪ The sun was out
till midnight ♪
302
00:12:29,761 --> 00:12:33,297
♪ I say we lose control ♪
303
00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:35,866
♪ Control ♪
304
00:12:38,937 --> 00:12:41,806
♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪
305
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,676
♪ This is gonna be
the best day of my life ♪
306
00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:48,646
♪ My li-i-i-i-ife ♪
307
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,049
♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪
308
00:12:52,084 --> 00:12:55,753
♪ This is gonna be
the best day of my life ♪
309
00:12:55,787 --> 00:12:58,622
♪ My li-i-i-i-ife ♪
310
00:12:58,657 --> 00:13:00,825
♪ This is gonna be,
this is gonna be ♪
311
00:13:00,859 --> 00:13:02,159
♪ This is gonna be ♪
312
00:13:02,194 --> 00:13:05,529
♪ It's gonna be
the best day of my life ♪
313
00:13:05,564 --> 00:13:08,299
♪ Everything is looking up,
everybody up now ♪
314
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:11,235
♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪
315
00:13:11,269 --> 00:13:14,939
♪ This is gonna be
the best day of my life ♪
316
00:13:14,973 --> 00:13:17,875
♪ My li-i-i-i-ife. ♪
317
00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:24,415
Hey, if you can sing in
the middle of Times Square,
318
00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:25,916
you can pretty much
do anything.
319
00:13:25,951 --> 00:13:27,451
I think it's time for you
to conquer this city.
320
00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:28,619
I don't know why
they call it Times Square.
321
00:13:28,653 --> 00:13:29,820
I don't see any clocks.
322
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:40,251
Every art has its instrument.
323
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,020
The violinist
324
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,221
has his violin.
325
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,090
The sculptor...
326
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,158
has his stone.
327
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,661
And the mime...
328
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,096
has his body.
329
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,765
Let us begin our work today
with the mime's
330
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,668
most heartbreaking expression
331
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:59,771
of his accursed, silent ennui:
332
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:03,408
the pulling of
the invisible rope
333
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,809
attached to something heavy.
334
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,254
Psst.
335
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,528
Psst.
336
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,492
What are you doing here?
337
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,160
This is a winter master class
338
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,162
taught by Marcel Marceau's
illegitimate son Alain.
339
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,463
You're-you're a freshman.
340
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,532
I got special permission
from Madame Tibideaux.
341
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,434
Turns out I'm in six
out of eight of your classes.
342
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:30,535
How is that even possible?
343
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,103
Stop talking!
344
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,806
And now we will move on
345
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,443
to the mime's most
tragic expression
346
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,913
of the pointlessness
of man's existence.
347
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:44,582
We are walking down the street,
348
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,552
without a worry,
a care in the world,
349
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,821
and suddenly we begin to notice
350
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,523
that we are walking in place
351
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,558
but we are not going anywhere.
352
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,896
Have you asked Sam
to move out yet?
353
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,230
We haven't had
a moment to ourselves.
354
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,598
And now,
355
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,967
we will stop to pick a flower.
356
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,137
And in front of your eyes,
357
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,806
the flower dies.
358
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,407
Hey.
359
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,876
Are you sure it's not me
who's crowding you?
360
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,945
No, why would you say that?
361
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,146
Good.
362
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,182
I was really worried
I was suffocating you.
363
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,684
So maybe after this,
we can get lunch?
364
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,186
'Cause then we have Theatre
History class together
365
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,854
and Auditioning for the
Camera class together...
366
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,323
And now, you are trapped
367
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,692
with the person next to you
in a box.
368
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,527
At first, the box
369
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,229
seems big enough
for the two of you.
370
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,432
But then, the box
begins to shrink.
371
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,900
The box where you live
372
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,370
because that is all
a mime can afford.
373
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,773
Getting smaller and smaller...
374
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:45,577
and smaller... and smaller...
375
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,212
and smaller.
376
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,592
It's that time.
377
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,952
Time for change.
Reinvention.
378
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,288
Rebirth.
That's what NYC is all about.
379
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,724
Okay, maybe that's
a little dramatic,
380
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,025
but don't kid yourself:
381
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,627
getting a haircut
is a big deal.
382
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,295
Normally, I wouldn't
take style advice
383
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,630
from helmet-haired,
bow-tie-loving Blaine,
384
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,400
but he really helped me
see the light.
385
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,435
Or, in this case, the scissors.
386
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,670
Yeah, I'll miss rocking
the bronytail, but you know,
387
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,139
I need to jumpstart
this modeling operation,
388
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,473
shake things up.
389
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,476
Time for new headshots,
390
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,911
new portfolio,
391
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,414
new attitude.
392
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,316
Because if there's
one thing I've learned,
393
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,885
you can't just sit around
waiting for the good things
394
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,820
in life to come to you.
395
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,556
You need to kick down some
doors and make them happen.
396
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,059
This is Sam Evans
like we've never seen before.
397
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,861
Here I come, New York City.
398
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,363
I'm so close to owning this town
399
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,365
I can practically taste it.
400
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,634
Yeah, that computer cost
over 1,000 bucks.
401
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,135
My-my credit card was in there,
my phone...
402
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,336
Tell him that
he was on crutches.
403
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,871
And...
404
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:47,872
Yeah.
405
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,474
Thanks so much for your help.
406
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,142
That's it? Any leads?
407
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,377
Blaine, do you have to
408
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,611
use the SodaStream machine
right now?
409
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,014
Artie's in a very fragile state.
410
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,450
I'm sorry about him.
He just needs his bubbles.
411
00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,984
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Rachel.
412
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,920
Do you want a homemade
413
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,154
sparkling, sugar-free soda?
414
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,029
Oh, no thanks.
415
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,023
The carbonation's
416
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,357
bad for my vocal cords.
417
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,859
But
you know what I will take?
418
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,227
Just some, like, hot water
419
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,361
with, like, a little lemon...
420
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,596
Thank you so much.
421
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:12,597
Rachel, you missed it.
422
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,032
Artie was mugged in the subway,
423
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,467
and now it's like an episode
of SVU over here.
424
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,168
- What?
- Except for not at all.
425
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,970
I wasn't touched, I was robbed.
Oh, my God.
426
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,072
Are you okay?
No. Not really.
427
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,807
I don't know what I'm gonna do
about replacing that computer,
428
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,110
I need a new school ID,
and to be honest,
429
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,011
I don't if I'm gonna feel safe
going in the subway anymore.
430
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,481
I just felt so vulnerable
and I don't...
431
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:30,648
I don't know... alone.
432
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,717
Blaine, I'm gonna throw
433
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,885
that machine out the window.
434
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,186
I am so sorry,
435
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,788
but I know exactly
how you feel, okay?
436
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,022
When I first moved to New York,
437
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,324
I gave this homeless
person ten dollars
438
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,558
when I just meant
to give him one,
439
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,060
and then when I
asked for it back,
440
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,895
everyone hissed and
they booed at me,
441
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,363
and I felt so violated
and vulnerable.
442
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,499
Oh, wait.
So you were out nine dollars?
443
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,367
But look, the next day
444
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,069
I just got right
back on that subway,
445
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,537
because overcoming
experiences like that
446
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,506
is what makes you
a real New Yorker.
447
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,241
Your beverage, milady.
448
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,976
Oh, are those Meyer lemons?
449
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,011
No, I can't have that.
450
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,212
You know what, Rachel?
451
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,714
Don't lecture me
452
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,015
about being a real New Yorker
453
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,184
with your lemon water
and your chauffeured limousine.
454
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,053
You're not even a
real person anymore.
455
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,854
Now, if you'll just excuse me,
456
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,249
I have to go figure out how
to put my life back together.
457
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,460
It's a town car,
not a limousine.
458
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,463
It's a town car.
459
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,931
Okay?
460
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,067
A town car.
461
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,769
So I found this song
by A Great Big World
462
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,571
that would be perfect
for our band.
463
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,239
It's got a nice pop feel to it
464
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,974
without being
totally saccharine...
465
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,043
and you're not listening
to a word I'm saying.
466
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,211
I'm sorry.
467
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,345
I-I didn't get
any sleep last night.
468
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,447
Ooh, lucky you.
469
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,382
It's not like that.
470
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,118
Blaine bought a couch
off the back of a truck,
471
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,586
because apparently
the furniture
472
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,788
I carefully chose
from Chelsea's finest
473
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,290
flea markets
isn't that comfortable.
474
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,624
It was a mid-century knockoff,
475
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,093
so I gave him
an "A" for effort,
476
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,968
but as soon as I lifted up
one of the cushions,
477
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,996
I saw that the entire couch
was riddled with...
478
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,632
Bedbugs!
479
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,911
So we spent the entire night
disinfecting everything,
480
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,903
taking Silkwood showers,
481
00:18:58,938 --> 00:18:59,904
and disinfecting
everything again.
482
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,273
And I know what I'm about to say
483
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,641
sounds like a bad Bravo show,
484
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,744
but I'm starting to
think that that couch
485
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,480
was an omen of
our relationship.
486
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,848
Seemingly fine from the outside,
487
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,850
but headed for certain disaster.
488
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,051
Hmm.
Does that sound crazy?
489
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,285
Absolutely.
490
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,421
Well, it's not just the couch.
491
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,922
I'm starting to
feel claustrophobic.
492
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,591
I mean, I wake up
next to Blaine,
493
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:20,925
I-I go to school
with Blaine,
494
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,927
I come home to Blaine.
495
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,963
I feel like I'm starting
to lose my identity.
496
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,152
Okay, well, stop me if
you don't want my opinion.
497
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,603
Okay, when I first heard
you were engaged,
498
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,805
I thought, "Hmm-mm.
Big mistake.
499
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,140
Too young."
500
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,108
But you know what?
Seeing you guys together,
501
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,144
I think that what
you have is real
502
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,312
and worth fighting for
and I'm super jealous.
503
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,647
Still, though,
504
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,681
everyone needs time alone.
505
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,682
It's healthy.
506
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,951
So just set some boundaries.
507
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,787
But don't forget
to rehearse with your band.
508
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,091
♪ There's a girl
in the backyard ♪
509
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,325
♪ Banging on her drum ♪
510
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,327
♪ Sitting in a junk pile ♪
511
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,496
♪ Laughing at the sun, singing ♪
512
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,599
♪ Ah, ah, ah,
I just want to be a rock star ♪
513
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,838
♪ There's a boy
thinking of her ♪
514
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,239
♪ Playing his guitar ♪
515
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,408
♪ Searching for the answer ♪
516
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,743
♪ Buried in his heart ♪
517
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,578
♪ Singing ah, ah, ah ♪
518
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,715
♪ Is there anybody out there? ♪
519
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,149
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
520
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,151
♪ Singing ah, ah, ah ♪
521
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,587
♪ Is there anybody out there? ♪
522
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,492
♪ If there's a meaning,
can you show me a sign? ♪
523
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:31,396
♪ The more I look
it just gets harder to find ♪
524
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:36,668
♪ The world is spinning
and I want to know why ♪
525
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,840
♪ And maybe we will
never figure it out ♪
526
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:45,243
♪ I got a feeling
that's what life's all about ♪
527
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:50,715
♪ I'm learning anything
is possible now ♪
528
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:55,286
♪ Ooh, ooh ooh ♪
529
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,759
♪ Take a ticket
and get off the line ♪
530
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,461
♪ Let's take a ticket
and get off the line ♪
531
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,330
♪ Singing ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Ticket and get off the line ♪
532
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,732
♪ I was born
to be a rock star ♪
533
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,768
♪ Ticket and get off the line ♪
534
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:12,580
♪ Singing ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Ticket and get off the line ♪
535
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,406
♪ I just want
to be a rock star ♪
536
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,408
♪ Ticket and get off the line ♪
537
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,043
♪ I was born
to be a rock star ♪
538
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,581
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
539
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,817
♪ I was born to be a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
540
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,654
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
541
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:33,625
♪ I was born to be
a rock star. ♪
542
00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:43,762
Miss Berry, no worries about
the garment bags in the back.
543
00:21:43,796 --> 00:21:45,930
I make sure they lie flat.
544
00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:47,432
Okay, great.
Thank you.
545
00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:51,703
Look at me. I'm sealed up
in this mini Popemobile,
546
00:21:51,737 --> 00:21:53,638
glassed off from the masses.
547
00:21:53,672 --> 00:21:55,206
I feel nothing in here.
548
00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:57,561
The only air I breathe smells
like pine tree air freshener
549
00:21:57,576 --> 00:21:59,978
and Mennen Speed Stick.
550
00:22:00,012 --> 00:22:01,892
The only danger and risk
in here is a paper cut
551
00:22:01,914 --> 00:22:04,482
on the trades
in my seatback pocket.
552
00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,451
Artie's right, I am isolated.
553
00:22:06,485 --> 00:22:08,953
Rapunzeled away
and barely out of my teens.
554
00:22:08,988 --> 00:22:11,156
Fanny Brice's father was
a bartender down here
555
00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:13,057
on the Bowery,
and I still haven't schlepped
556
00:22:13,092 --> 00:22:14,893
to an opening
at the New Museum.
557
00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:17,562
Dmitri, where are we right now?
558
00:22:17,596 --> 00:22:19,664
Uh, we're now crossing
into Chinatown.
559
00:22:19,698 --> 00:22:21,933
What am I doing?
560
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,067
Who am I turning into?
561
00:22:23,102 --> 00:22:24,536
I'm losing my authenticity.
562
00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:27,071
How am I gonna be one
of the great Broadway actors,
563
00:22:27,106 --> 00:22:28,673
which was my lifelong dream,
564
00:22:28,707 --> 00:22:31,075
if I don't have any real-life
experiences to pull from?
565
00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,677
Stop the car!
566
00:22:32,711 --> 00:22:34,512
Um, sorry, I'm actually just
gonna get out right here.
567
00:22:34,547 --> 00:22:37,081
I'm gonna get a cup of really
strong black tea
568
00:22:37,116 --> 00:22:39,150
and then maybe stop
at that herbalist
569
00:22:39,185 --> 00:22:40,552
and get some stuff
570
00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:42,954
that the kids in Ohio
have never tasted before.
571
00:23:00,873 --> 00:23:03,508
What better way to say
"Sorry for bringing bedbugs
572
00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:05,462
into the house", than by
pre-planning the design
573
00:23:05,478 --> 00:23:07,312
of a much-needed loft
workspace.
574
00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:09,714
I can't stand seeing
such a prime piece
575
00:23:09,748 --> 00:23:11,516
of the floor plan go to waste.
576
00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:14,319
As much as Kurt is feeling
anxiety about being crowded,
577
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,788
I'm still feeling as if I'm
living in someone else's home.
578
00:23:16,822 --> 00:23:18,456
If I'm gonna be here
for a while,
579
00:23:18,491 --> 00:23:19,858
then just like Pippin,
580
00:23:19,892 --> 00:23:22,827
I'm gonna find my very own
corner of the sky.
581
00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:25,130
Kurt's done a marvelous job
creating an atmosphere
582
00:23:25,164 --> 00:23:27,132
of the quintessential
New York living experience,
583
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:29,667
but let's be honest,
it's not entirely functional.
584
00:23:29,702 --> 00:23:30,969
Kurt's gonna love this.
585
00:23:35,808 --> 00:23:38,643
Okay, is that one of those
outlines that the police use?
586
00:23:38,677 --> 00:23:40,245
Did somebody die in here?
587
00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,647
Sam, this in no way resembles
the shape of a person.
588
00:23:42,681 --> 00:23:43,848
So...?
589
00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:46,117
So, no, no one died in here.
590
00:23:46,152 --> 00:23:47,752
What did you do to your hair?!
591
00:23:47,787 --> 00:23:50,588
Oh, well, thanks to you,
I-I-I got it cut.
592
00:23:50,623 --> 00:23:51,990
And then bursting
with my newfound
593
00:23:52,024 --> 00:23:53,158
New York City confidence,
594
00:23:53,192 --> 00:23:55,426
I went out and I booked
my first modeling job!
595
00:23:55,461 --> 00:23:56,628
What?!
Yeah!
596
00:23:56,662 --> 00:23:57,796
That's amazing!
I know!
597
00:23:57,830 --> 00:24:00,732
Congratulations, man!
What's it for?
598
00:24:00,766 --> 00:24:02,500
Bubble!
599
00:24:02,535 --> 00:24:03,968
Okay.
600
00:24:04,003 --> 00:24:05,470
Booty-contouring underwear
for men.
601
00:24:05,504 --> 00:24:08,706
Thanks to Bubble, men can now
have that sexy,
602
00:24:08,741 --> 00:24:11,176
round, onion booty
that they've always dreamed of.
603
00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:13,478
I didn't even know
there was a market for that,
604
00:24:13,512 --> 00:24:15,313
but that is great.
605
00:24:15,347 --> 00:24:17,348
And I got you a free pair!
606
00:24:17,383 --> 00:24:21,219
Oh, thank you. I, um,
can't wait to show Kurt.
607
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,721
The good news keeps
coming, my brother. I...
608
00:24:23,756 --> 00:24:25,824
am moving out.
609
00:24:25,858 --> 00:24:27,625
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
You're-you're moving?
610
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:29,660
Where you going to?
Well, the agency's
611
00:24:29,662 --> 00:24:31,062
putting me up in an apartment
with a bunch of other models.
612
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:33,331
I'm stoked.
My own place, sort of,
613
00:24:33,365 --> 00:24:34,766
and you know, I'm not gonna be
614
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,401
taking up any more room
on the couch.
615
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:39,537
Well, you're gonna visit us,
right?
616
00:24:39,572 --> 00:24:41,739
Um, yeah, if I have time,
you know.
617
00:24:41,774 --> 00:24:45,410
But I-I-I might be traveling
to Paris and Milan
618
00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:47,612
every week. Who knows?
619
00:24:48,714 --> 00:24:50,048
I'm gonna pack everything up.
620
00:24:50,082 --> 00:24:51,549
Yeah.
621
00:24:55,321 --> 00:24:58,356
Hey! Oh, did you hear
Sam just got a job?
622
00:24:58,390 --> 00:25:00,091
What are you doing?
623
00:25:00,126 --> 00:25:01,366
Uh, this is, uh, something
624
00:25:01,393 --> 00:25:03,328
I thought would make
a really great office area.
625
00:25:03,362 --> 00:25:05,730
Back away from the lamp, okay?!
When someone enters
626
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:08,333
their sanctuary, they don't want
their eyes immediately drawn
627
00:25:08,367 --> 00:25:09,601
to a hideous workspace!
628
00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:10,735
I'm not done yet.
629
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,804
This isn't McKinley.
You can't just barge in here
630
00:25:12,838 --> 00:25:14,105
and do whatever you want,
whenever you want, all right?
631
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,540
You could've at least
consulted me
632
00:25:15,574 --> 00:25:18,243
before making design decisions
in my home!
633
00:25:18,277 --> 00:25:20,645
I thought that this was supposed
to be our home, Kurt.
634
00:25:20,679 --> 00:25:24,616
And believe it or not, not
every single design decision
635
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,751
you make is brilliant.
This whole privacy-
636
00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:29,487
curtains-between-the-bedrooms
thing is stupid. Come on.
637
00:25:29,522 --> 00:25:31,489
We can hear every single noise
our roomies make at night,
638
00:25:31,524 --> 00:25:32,724
and God knows
what they hear from us.
639
00:25:32,758 --> 00:25:34,259
You know what?
Elliott was right,
640
00:25:34,293 --> 00:25:35,560
we're losing our boundaries.
641
00:25:35,594 --> 00:25:37,061
I'm sorry, Elliott?
What-What does Elliot have
642
00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:38,263
to do with any of this?
643
00:25:38,297 --> 00:25:39,230
We were talking.
644
00:25:39,265 --> 00:25:40,532
I bet you were talking.
645
00:25:40,566 --> 00:25:41,432
He's my friend.
646
00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:42,901
I bet he's your friend.
647
00:25:42,935 --> 00:25:44,602
Calm down, psycho, all right?
648
00:25:44,637 --> 00:25:46,771
And stop being so pouty
and weird. It's annoying.
649
00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:49,507
All right, let's just be
adults and put everything back
650
00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:50,942
where it's supposed to go.
651
00:25:50,976 --> 00:25:53,378
Okay, I got an idea.
Why don't you put it back
652
00:25:53,412 --> 00:25:55,413
where it's supposed to go
because it's your apartment!
653
00:25:55,448 --> 00:25:57,615
Fine! I will!
654
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,727
Hey, move it, kid!
655
00:26:23,098 --> 00:26:24,778
Who is it?
656
00:26:24,803 --> 00:26:26,737
It's Blaine.
657
00:26:26,771 --> 00:26:28,272
Hey, I...
658
00:26:30,742 --> 00:26:31,909
Are you okay?
659
00:26:31,943 --> 00:26:32,943
Oh...
660
00:26:32,977 --> 00:26:34,445
Oh, God, you're not trying
661
00:26:34,479 --> 00:26:35,846
to move in here, are you?
662
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,282
No, I'm not. We need to talk.
I don't have
663
00:26:38,316 --> 00:26:39,917
your number and
I don't have your e-mail
664
00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:42,019
and we're not friend on Facebook
because I made it a point
665
00:26:42,053 --> 00:26:44,722
of waiting for you to friend me,
which you never did, by the way.
666
00:26:44,756 --> 00:26:47,057
So here I am
face-to-face.
667
00:26:47,092 --> 00:26:49,093
I just want to hear you
admit it.
668
00:26:49,127 --> 00:26:50,828
Admit what?
669
00:26:50,862 --> 00:26:54,565
That you're trying to steal Kurt
away from me, Starchild Gilbert!
670
00:26:54,599 --> 00:26:56,166
What?!
What are you talking about?
671
00:26:56,201 --> 00:27:00,437
Please, I was on to you
the second I saw
672
00:27:00,472 --> 00:27:02,512
that weird cinnamon roll selfie
you took months ago.
673
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:03,941
You guys posted that.
Remember that?
674
00:27:03,975 --> 00:27:05,976
I get to New York
and all of a sudden
675
00:27:06,010 --> 00:27:09,079
it's "Elliott thinks this"
and "Elliott thinks that"
676
00:27:09,114 --> 00:27:11,115
and "Elliott's hair
is so full and thick
677
00:27:11,149 --> 00:27:13,250
that he doesn't have
to rely on hair gel."
678
00:27:13,284 --> 00:27:17,921
Well, I may not be a cool
steampunk, glitter-rock vampire
679
00:27:17,956 --> 00:27:20,457
with, like, tats and guyliner,
680
00:27:20,492 --> 00:27:23,427
but you know what?
I love Kurt. I love him!
681
00:27:23,461 --> 00:27:27,531
He's my fiancé, not
yours, so back off!
682
00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:30,467
Okay, are... are you done?
683
00:27:32,604 --> 00:27:33,971
Take this.
684
00:27:34,005 --> 00:27:36,407
- What? - Yeah, it's, uh,
it's like a body pillow.
685
00:27:36,441 --> 00:27:37,808
It think it's
gonna calm you down.
686
00:27:37,842 --> 00:27:39,176
Take a seat.
687
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:45,082
Look, Blaine,
I'm not after Kurt.
688
00:27:45,116 --> 00:27:47,851
We're just friends. Don't get
me wrong, I mean, he's a,
689
00:27:47,886 --> 00:27:50,654
he's a cute guy, but I don't
think of him that way.
690
00:27:50,688 --> 00:27:54,425
And even if I did,
Kurt loves you.
691
00:27:54,459 --> 00:27:57,928
I mean, he-he doesn't
shut up about you, actually.
692
00:27:57,962 --> 00:27:59,196
Like, ever.
693
00:28:00,765 --> 00:28:03,367
I'm sorry. I don't know
what's going on with me.
694
00:28:03,401 --> 00:28:08,205
It's just, we've been apart
for so long,
695
00:28:08,239 --> 00:28:13,210
and now that I'm finally here,
I just want to catch up to him,
696
00:28:13,244 --> 00:28:14,945
I just want to make it real.
697
00:28:14,979 --> 00:28:16,280
And the more I try...
698
00:28:16,314 --> 00:28:17,481
The more it pushes him away?
699
00:28:18,683 --> 00:28:21,685
Well, maybe you should
stop trying.
700
00:28:23,054 --> 00:28:27,057
I mean, look, New York
is a really crowded place,
701
00:28:27,092 --> 00:28:29,572
and people need a little more
room to breathe here than usual.
702
00:28:29,594 --> 00:28:31,695
You're right.
703
00:28:34,032 --> 00:28:38,402
I guess I always think
of boundaries as walls
704
00:28:38,436 --> 00:28:42,106
instead of places to grow in.
705
00:28:43,575 --> 00:28:45,375
I'm so sorry. I-I should go.
706
00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:46,777
Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
707
00:28:46,811 --> 00:28:48,212
You just got here.
708
00:28:48,246 --> 00:28:50,147
You want to just hang out
for a minute?
709
00:28:50,181 --> 00:28:51,315
Um...
710
00:28:51,349 --> 00:28:53,584
I mean, you've obviously
come to jam.
711
00:28:53,618 --> 00:28:55,052
Um... you gave me this.
712
00:28:55,086 --> 00:28:56,320
"Glitter-rock vampire," huh?
713
00:28:56,354 --> 00:28:57,514
I didn't mean that.
I'm sorry.
714
00:28:57,522 --> 00:29:00,357
I like that.
I-I... I can work with that.
715
00:29:00,392 --> 00:29:01,558
Okay, okay, all right.
716
00:29:01,593 --> 00:29:03,227
Come on.
Give me some blues.
717
00:29:03,261 --> 00:29:04,762
Give me some Southern...
Come on.
718
00:29:04,796 --> 00:29:06,463
Uh... um... gli...
719
00:29:06,498 --> 00:29:09,466
♪ Glitter-rock vampire ♪
720
00:29:09,501 --> 00:29:12,536
♪ Gonna bite ya ♪
721
00:29:12,570 --> 00:29:14,271
♪ Gonna bite ya ♪
722
00:29:14,305 --> 00:29:16,273
♪ Gonna bite ya. ♪
723
00:29:22,247 --> 00:29:23,881
Hey.
724
00:29:23,915 --> 00:29:25,082
I got your text.
725
00:29:25,116 --> 00:29:28,519
Why did her Royal Highness
summon a commoner like me?
726
00:29:28,553 --> 00:29:31,121
Okay, that was a little rude,
but I know I had it coming.
727
00:29:31,156 --> 00:29:33,724
Look, I had an epiphany, and you
were right, okay? About everything.
728
00:29:33,758 --> 00:29:35,692
I don't want to be
sheltered from the world,
729
00:29:35,727 --> 00:29:37,661
I want to live in it.
So let's go.
730
00:29:37,695 --> 00:29:40,064
I have rehearsal and you have class.
Let's take the subway.
731
00:29:40,098 --> 00:29:41,632
No, I can't.
No, together.
732
00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:43,167
Look, I know that you're
a little shaken up
733
00:29:43,201 --> 00:29:45,369
about what happened, but trust
me, but I took Krav Maga
734
00:29:45,403 --> 00:29:47,483
as a child at the JCC,
and I can protect you.
735
00:29:53,144 --> 00:29:55,112
So what about the limo?
736
00:29:55,146 --> 00:29:56,513
Town car. And
I gave it up.
737
00:29:56,548 --> 00:29:58,649
I told my producers I'd
be in a much better place
738
00:29:58,683 --> 00:30:00,617
if I rode the subway
with my friend every day.
739
00:30:00,652 --> 00:30:02,319
Every day? Well,
if you'll have me.
740
00:30:02,353 --> 00:30:03,587
Look, I will make you a deal.
741
00:30:03,621 --> 00:30:05,322
I'll ride the subway
with you and make sure
742
00:30:05,356 --> 00:30:06,824
that you don't get mugged again
743
00:30:06,858 --> 00:30:09,526
if you give me a tongue-
lashing if I lose my way.
744
00:30:09,561 --> 00:30:11,061
I can do that.
745
00:30:11,096 --> 00:30:13,063
I'm really happy that
you're in New York.
746
00:30:13,098 --> 00:30:15,599
The city is a much less
scarier place with a friend.
747
00:30:15,633 --> 00:30:18,235
And I'm really happy you dragged
me back down here, because...
748
00:30:18,269 --> 00:30:19,737
I really do love it.
749
00:30:24,309 --> 00:30:26,677
♪ You wander around ♪
750
00:30:26,711 --> 00:30:30,247
♪ On your own little cloud ♪
751
00:30:30,281 --> 00:30:33,684
♪ When you don't see the why ♪
752
00:30:33,718 --> 00:30:37,654
♪ Or the wherefore ♪
753
00:30:37,689 --> 00:30:40,724
♪ Ooh, you walk out on me ♪
754
00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:44,528
♪ When we both disagree ♪
755
00:30:44,562 --> 00:30:47,231
♪ 'Cause to reason is ♪
756
00:30:47,265 --> 00:30:52,069
♪ Not what you care for ♪
757
00:30:52,103 --> 00:30:55,406
♪ Good-bye means nothing ♪
758
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,343
♪ When it's all for show ♪
759
00:30:59,377 --> 00:31:02,246
♪ So why pretend ♪
760
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,850
♪ You've somewhere else to go ♪
761
00:31:06,885 --> 00:31:10,621
♪ Don't sleep
in the subway, darlin' ♪
762
00:31:10,655 --> 00:31:14,124
♪ Don't stand
in the pouring rain ♪
763
00:31:14,159 --> 00:31:17,594
♪ Don't sleep
in the subway, darlin' ♪
764
00:31:17,629 --> 00:31:19,063
♪ The night is long ♪
765
00:31:19,097 --> 00:31:22,166
♪ Forget your foolish pride,
nothing's wrong ♪
766
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,769
♪ Now you're beside me again ♪
767
00:31:27,572 --> 00:31:29,039
♪ Oh ♪
768
00:31:29,074 --> 00:31:32,543
♪ Don't sleep in the subway ♪
♪ Darlin' ♪
769
00:31:32,577 --> 00:31:35,913
♪ Don't stand
in the pouring rain ♪
770
00:31:35,947 --> 00:31:39,116
♪ Don't sleep
in the subway, darlin' ♪
771
00:31:39,150 --> 00:31:40,784
♪ The night is long ♪
772
00:31:40,819 --> 00:31:44,555
♪ Forget your foolish pride,
nothing's wrong ♪
773
00:31:44,589 --> 00:31:49,393
♪ And you're beside me again. ♪
774
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,335
I think there's like a dozen models
living in here,
775
00:31:58,356 --> 00:32:00,836
but people take off for weeks
at a time on photo shoots,
776
00:32:00,861 --> 00:32:02,061
so it never gets too crowded.
777
00:32:02,095 --> 00:32:03,229
The rooms are kind of small.
778
00:32:03,263 --> 00:32:04,497
Oh, that's okay;
I've been homeless.
779
00:32:04,531 --> 00:32:05,598
That's cool, man.
780
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,899
I envy your realness.
781
00:32:06,933 --> 00:32:08,567
Listen, I got to do this
paid webcam thing in my room,
782
00:32:08,602 --> 00:32:09,902
but if you have any
other questions,
783
00:32:09,936 --> 00:32:11,070
just ask your roommate Sam.
784
00:32:11,104 --> 00:32:13,305
Wait, my roommate's name is Sam?
785
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:14,907
Okay, this couldn't get
any cooler.
786
00:32:14,941 --> 00:32:16,442
- I'm sorry.
- Hi.
787
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:17,877
I'm Sam.
788
00:32:19,946 --> 00:32:21,080
What?
789
00:32:24,951 --> 00:32:26,986
- Hey.
- Hi.
790
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,954
So you went to see Elliot.
791
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,125
I did.
792
00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,493
He's a good guy.
793
00:32:34,528 --> 00:32:36,295
He's a good friend to you.
794
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,530
He's one of
the only real friends
795
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:38,724
I've made since I came here.
796
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:43,102
He texted me as soon
as you left his apartment.
797
00:32:43,136 --> 00:32:44,470
Six hours ago.
798
00:32:45,502 --> 00:32:47,382
So I guess
I've just been wondering
799
00:32:47,407 --> 00:32:48,507
where you've been.
800
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,677
Well, I, um...
801
00:32:51,711 --> 00:32:54,380
I actually took a water taxi
802
00:32:54,414 --> 00:32:56,749
to the Statue of Liberty.
803
00:32:56,783 --> 00:32:58,784
Just needed some space
so I could think.
804
00:32:58,818 --> 00:33:01,787
I went to the High Line
to do the same.
805
00:33:03,156 --> 00:33:05,024
Well, then can I go first?
806
00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,874
I think I should move out.
807
00:33:21,908 --> 00:33:24,176
I'm not sure that's what I want.
808
00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,512
Me neither, but I think...
809
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,547
we need to take a step back
810
00:33:28,582 --> 00:33:32,017
for a second together and...
811
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:35,888
just look at the situation
812
00:33:35,922 --> 00:33:39,491
honestly.
813
00:33:39,526 --> 00:33:41,527
It's not working out.
814
00:33:43,763 --> 00:33:46,065
After graduation, I just...
815
00:33:46,099 --> 00:33:48,267
moved in and we didn't have
a conversation about it.
816
00:33:48,301 --> 00:33:50,336
We never weighed
the pros and cons.
817
00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:52,705
We never really discussed
818
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:56,075
if this was
the absolute best thing
819
00:33:56,109 --> 00:33:57,943
for our relationship.
820
00:33:57,978 --> 00:34:00,079
We just wanted to be us.
Together.
821
00:34:00,113 --> 00:34:01,914
And-and we are together.
822
00:34:01,948 --> 00:34:03,082
We are so together,
823
00:34:03,116 --> 00:34:06,385
but I just think that maybe...
824
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,020
living together
825
00:34:08,054 --> 00:34:11,490
in less
than ideal circumstances...
826
00:34:11,525 --> 00:34:13,359
Maybe we don't need
that pressure right now.
827
00:34:13,393 --> 00:34:16,095
I mean, it's such
a scary decision to make.
828
00:34:16,129 --> 00:34:17,863
I-I just, I feel like I-I...
829
00:34:17,898 --> 00:34:19,031
I know, I know.
830
00:34:19,065 --> 00:34:20,332
It is scary,
831
00:34:20,367 --> 00:34:23,068
but I think it's
a little less scary if...
832
00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:25,004
we make the decision together.
833
00:34:25,038 --> 00:34:26,405
We can't go backwards.
834
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,440
We're not going backwards.
835
00:34:28,475 --> 00:34:30,776
I think we're...
836
00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:32,378
being smart.
837
00:34:32,412 --> 00:34:37,049
By protecting something
that is very precious to me.
838
00:34:38,051 --> 00:34:40,019
You know that, right?
839
00:34:40,053 --> 00:34:42,354
Of course I know that.
Of course.
840
00:34:42,389 --> 00:34:44,390
Always. I know.
841
00:34:49,262 --> 00:34:51,163
And no matter who we become,
842
00:34:51,198 --> 00:34:53,098
even if we do need alone time...
843
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,800
which is completely valid...
844
00:34:54,835 --> 00:34:56,715
we'll always belong
to each other.
845
00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:08,190
And even though
this-this wasn't a fight,
846
00:35:08,215 --> 00:35:11,183
this was just, you know,
a grown-up, adult conversation...
847
00:35:11,218 --> 00:35:14,453
you know, we are now
848
00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,555
going to have
the hottest makeup sex ever.
849
00:35:16,590 --> 00:35:18,424
Okay.
850
00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:21,527
It never hurts
to sing when you're going on a casting.
851
00:35:21,561 --> 00:35:23,762
You do the best impressions!
852
00:35:23,797 --> 00:35:25,297
That's so Kathy Ireland.
853
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:26,632
Huh.
854
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,167
Okay, now do Gisele.
855
00:35:28,201 --> 00:35:30,336
No, I should probably, uh... I
should probably get some sleep.
856
00:35:30,370 --> 00:35:32,505
I-I got a big follow-up photo
shoot with, uh, Bubble tomorrow.
857
00:35:32,539 --> 00:35:34,440
The wonderbutt undies?
858
00:35:34,474 --> 00:35:35,741
Oh, my God, Sam!
859
00:35:35,775 --> 00:35:37,443
Congratulations. That's great.
860
00:35:37,477 --> 00:35:39,078
- Thanks.
- Okay, well, look,
861
00:35:39,112 --> 00:35:40,346
use these.
862
00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:41,747
I swear by it.
863
00:35:41,781 --> 00:35:43,682
It keeps your body
from retaining any water.
864
00:35:43,717 --> 00:35:45,985
I have Adderall if you want.
865
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,454
Oh, if you have trouble
sleeping, Marla has Ambien.
866
00:35:48,488 --> 00:35:50,322
I prefer Lunesta.
867
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,091
My schedule's been
so cray lately.
868
00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:54,260
But don't take
whatever Gavin has.
869
00:35:54,294 --> 00:35:56,262
He says it's clenbuterol,
870
00:35:56,296 --> 00:35:58,430
but I swear
it's like pig tranquilizers.
871
00:35:58,465 --> 00:36:00,199
Sorry. I got to go.
872
00:36:01,635 --> 00:36:03,369
You don't have anything
for anxiety, do you?
873
00:36:03,403 --> 00:36:06,372
I don't, uh... don't think
I can stay here.
874
00:36:06,406 --> 00:36:08,140
I hate everything.
875
00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:09,775
Sam?
876
00:36:11,077 --> 00:36:12,611
Oh, my God, you guys
877
00:36:12,646 --> 00:36:14,947
are not gonna believe what
happened to me and Artie today.
878
00:36:14,981 --> 00:36:16,515
- Sam? - Sam, come here.
Listen to this.
879
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:17,710
I know this is going to sound
880
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:18,951
like one of those crazy
New York stories,
881
00:36:18,985 --> 00:36:20,219
and I wouldn't believe it myself
882
00:36:20,253 --> 00:36:21,820
if it hadn't just happened,
but I swear...
883
00:36:21,855 --> 00:36:23,489
- Just tell us.
- Okay, right.
884
00:36:23,523 --> 00:36:24,690
So, Rachel and I
were riding the L-Train.
885
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,992
Take a little nap right now.
886
00:36:27,027 --> 00:36:28,928
- Oh, my God, it's him.
- Who?
887
00:36:28,962 --> 00:36:30,162
The guy who mugged me.
888
00:36:30,197 --> 00:36:31,463
Oh, no.
889
00:36:31,498 --> 00:36:32,898
Yeah.
890
00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:33,866
Shut up.
891
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,234
Okay, so then, we see this guy,
892
00:36:35,268 --> 00:36:36,569
and he's, like, inching
towards this super sweet,
893
00:36:36,603 --> 00:36:37,903
elegant, elderly-looking
lady, who'd obviously,
894
00:36:37,938 --> 00:36:39,238
like, had a little
bit of work done,
895
00:36:39,272 --> 00:36:41,240
but it was very tasteful. Just,
like, right around her eyes.
896
00:36:41,274 --> 00:36:43,242
And this guy was eyeing
her gorgeous Hermès Birkin bag.
897
00:36:43,276 --> 00:36:44,310
And then...
898
00:36:44,344 --> 00:36:46,011
- It's pepper spray.
- Let me do it.
899
00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:48,047
Go! Be careful.
900
00:36:51,401 --> 00:36:53,562
I cut him off and sprayed him
right in the eye.
901
00:36:53,587 --> 00:36:55,421
God, I felt so vindicated.
902
00:36:55,455 --> 00:36:56,422
It was amazing.
903
00:36:56,456 --> 00:36:57,723
And when we got off the subway,
904
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,358
we found out that this
guy got arrested, and
905
00:36:59,392 --> 00:37:00,912
it turns out that
he's, like, a mugger,
906
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,195
slash, hoarder, so all this
stuff was just at his apartment.
907
00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:04,763
Yeah, and the cops
found my laptop!
908
00:37:04,798 --> 00:37:05,998
- It's amazing.
- Great.
909
00:37:06,032 --> 00:37:07,199
You're like a real
life Professor X.
910
00:37:07,234 --> 00:37:08,767
Yeah.
It's so great.
911
00:37:08,802 --> 00:37:09,501
That was pretty amazing.
912
00:37:09,536 --> 00:37:10,769
Well, Kurt and I
913
00:37:10,804 --> 00:37:12,371
have had a bit of a big day
ourselves, actually.
914
00:37:12,405 --> 00:37:13,973
Well, it wasn't
as dramatic as that.
915
00:37:14,007 --> 00:37:16,108
Well, it-it was...
it was pretty dramatic.
916
00:37:16,142 --> 00:37:18,777
Um, we decided
that I'm going to move out.
917
00:37:18,812 --> 00:37:20,045
- Shut up!
- Really?
918
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,213
Don't worry.
We're not breaking up.
919
00:37:21,248 --> 00:37:22,548
Oh, no, no, no, far from it.
920
00:37:22,582 --> 00:37:23,883
We actually think this is gonna
strengthen our relationship.
921
00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:25,217
Yeah, I said
he needs to discover the city
922
00:37:25,252 --> 00:37:26,385
the same way I got to.
923
00:37:26,419 --> 00:37:27,553
You know,
find his favorite neighborhood,
924
00:37:27,587 --> 00:37:28,721
find his favorite pizza place.
925
00:37:28,755 --> 00:37:30,556
You know, have
some time and space
926
00:37:30,590 --> 00:37:32,758
to explore and grow
and find out who he is here.
927
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,193
And to that
end, my first thought
928
00:37:34,227 --> 00:37:36,495
is that I'm a guy
that wouldn't mind crashing
929
00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:38,397
on Sam's couch
in his new apartment.
930
00:37:38,431 --> 00:37:41,667
I actually... I actually don't
have a new apartment anymore.
931
00:37:41,701 --> 00:37:43,135
Um, I moved out.
932
00:37:43,169 --> 00:37:45,738
That place... it
wasn't it for me.
933
00:37:45,772 --> 00:37:48,252
I'm not saying I'm giving up
my dream of being a model.
934
00:37:48,275 --> 00:37:49,074
I still want that
935
00:37:49,109 --> 00:37:50,242
more than ever.
936
00:37:50,277 --> 00:37:51,644
I just... I want to
do it the right way
937
00:37:51,678 --> 00:37:53,879
with, you know, no puking,
pills and eating cotton balls.
938
00:37:53,914 --> 00:37:54,947
Well, that's good.
939
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,582
Maybe we can find
a place together.
940
00:37:56,616 --> 00:37:57,449
- Yes.
- Yeah.
941
00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,051
- Up top?
- Yeah.
942
00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:01,387
Guess who's taking over New York?
943
00:38:01,421 --> 00:38:03,889
- What?! - I mean, this day
couldn't get any better.
944
00:38:03,924 --> 00:38:05,090
It could not get any better.
945
00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,892
- What are you doing here?
- Oh, I missed you guys.
946
00:38:06,927 --> 00:38:09,407
Okay, that's it.
You're never leaving now.
947
00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:14,433
Just ring it a little bit
to the right. Oh, my gosh, this
948
00:38:14,468 --> 00:38:16,948
apartment is so cute. I'm so
happy that Mercedes is here.
949
00:38:16,970 --> 00:38:18,104
Well, technically,
she's not here,
950
00:38:18,138 --> 00:38:19,472
which is why
we're doing all the work.
951
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:20,773
And where is she?
952
00:38:20,807 --> 00:38:21,807
She's inside
953
00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:23,843
with Sam... alone.
954
00:38:23,877 --> 00:38:24,777
Oh, dear God.
955
00:38:24,811 --> 00:38:26,712
I mean, you know, L.A.'s okay
956
00:38:26,747 --> 00:38:29,148
if you like sunshine
all the time, which I don't.
957
00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:30,850
- Yeah.
- It makes me squint.
958
00:38:30,884 --> 00:38:32,985
Then I got to thinking
about all of you guys
959
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,987
and all the fun that
you must be having.
960
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:37,189
And I ain't ashamed to say it.
961
00:38:37,224 --> 00:38:38,891
Got a little lonely out there.
962
00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:41,327
I missed you.
Well, I miss everyone.
963
00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:44,196
- Even Rachel?
- Yes, even Rachel.
964
00:38:44,231 --> 00:38:46,599
That girl...
she keeps my head in the game.
965
00:38:46,633 --> 00:38:48,467
So I told the producers
that my album
966
00:38:48,502 --> 00:38:51,470
needed an East Coast, Harlem,
bebop, uptown kind of vibe.
967
00:38:52,806 --> 00:38:55,307
You know, I don't have any idea
what that means, but
968
00:38:55,342 --> 00:38:56,408
the suckers bought it.
969
00:38:56,443 --> 00:38:57,510
I love the Harlem bebop.
970
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,011
So here I am.
971
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,647
Two bedrooms and a refrigerator.
972
00:39:01,681 --> 00:39:03,749
That's so cool.
It's crazy.
973
00:39:03,784 --> 00:39:04,944
So, uh, what are you gonna...
974
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,218
what are you gonna do
with the other room?
975
00:39:06,253 --> 00:39:08,254
Oh, well, you know,
I was thinking
976
00:39:08,288 --> 00:39:09,822
of storing my hair
for my weaves in there.
977
00:39:09,856 --> 00:39:11,657
But then I got to thinking,
978
00:39:11,691 --> 00:39:12,931
maybe I should rent it out
979
00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:14,226
to a couple of nerds I
knew back in high school.
980
00:39:14,261 --> 00:39:16,295
You know, but Blaine
and I need a place,
981
00:39:16,329 --> 00:39:19,365
so, you could just,
you know, rent to us.
982
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,535
Oh, you were talking about us.
Yes, I was.
983
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:24,703
Well, listen, that's great. That's amazing.
I heard that. Yeah.
984
00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:26,005
Yeah. Ah.
985
00:39:26,039 --> 00:39:27,406
Uh, what are we, uh...?
986
00:39:27,441 --> 00:39:29,475
But what are we gonna do about
the... our sexual chemistry?
987
00:39:29,509 --> 00:39:31,043
'Cause it's...
988
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:33,946
Uh-uh. No. Been there,
done that. No, Sam.
989
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,347
Okay, yeah, just friends,
just friends.
990
00:39:35,382 --> 00:39:36,782
Yeah. This looks
good, though.
991
00:39:36,817 --> 00:39:38,217
All right, fine.
Yeah, just friends.
992
00:39:38,218 --> 00:39:40,419
- That's a good call. That's
a good call. - Mm-hmm.
993
00:39:40,454 --> 00:39:42,455
Just, uh...
994
00:39:42,489 --> 00:39:44,256
I will bite your wax lips off.
995
00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:48,094
Listen, we play by my
rules, or not at all.
996
00:39:48,128 --> 00:39:49,295
Okay?
997
00:39:49,329 --> 00:39:50,463
Oh, yeah.
998
00:39:50,497 --> 00:39:52,364
Can you tighten that up?
999
00:39:52,399 --> 00:39:54,033
It's a little loose.
1000
00:39:54,067 --> 00:39:59,238
Some people just don't
know how to screw things.
1001
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:00,606
Come on.
1002
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,280
I really wish
I could be helping you guys.
1003
00:40:02,309 --> 00:40:04,076
Oh, don't worry about it,
Artie. We know you would help.
1004
00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:05,811
Rachel, on the other
hand... I don't know.
1005
00:40:05,846 --> 00:40:07,880
What? I'm texting
my publicist.
1006
00:40:07,914 --> 00:40:11,083
That was a
joke, but I do have to go!
1007
00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:13,419
We're doing sound and mic
checks now at the theatre.
1008
00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,054
Are we still on
for dinner tonight
1009
00:40:15,088 --> 00:40:16,248
for our annual Monday night
1010
00:40:16,256 --> 00:40:17,490
because-it's-my-only-night-off
dinner?
1011
00:40:17,524 --> 00:40:19,164
Let's do a potluck,
'cause I'm not cooking
1012
00:40:19,192 --> 00:40:20,592
- for everybody.
- Okay. I'm so excited.
1013
00:40:20,594 --> 00:40:22,234
This is going to be
a great new tradition!
1014
00:40:22,262 --> 00:40:23,896
I'm gonna go and get pies
now for everyone.
1015
00:40:23,930 --> 00:40:24,897
Taxi!
1016
00:40:24,931 --> 00:40:28,167
Taxi! Hey!
1017
00:40:28,201 --> 00:40:29,168
God, I love her style.
1018
00:40:29,202 --> 00:40:31,137
God, I need a break.
1019
00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:39,345
♪ People ♪
1020
00:40:39,379 --> 00:40:45,651
♪ People who need people ♪
1021
00:40:45,685 --> 00:40:50,422
♪ Are the luckiest people ♪
1022
00:40:50,457 --> 00:40:56,328
♪ In the world ♪
1023
00:40:56,363 --> 00:41:02,301
♪ We're children ♪
1024
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:07,573
♪ Needing other children ♪
1025
00:41:07,607 --> 00:41:13,212
♪ And yet letting
our grown-up pride ♪
1026
00:41:13,246 --> 00:41:18,717
♪ Hide all the need inside ♪
1027
00:41:18,752 --> 00:41:24,190
♪ Acting more like children ♪
1028
00:41:24,224 --> 00:41:29,094
♪ Than children ♪
1029
00:41:31,164 --> 00:41:34,200
♪ Lovers ♪
1030
00:41:34,234 --> 00:41:41,173
♪ Are very special people ♪
1031
00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:46,946
♪ They're the luckiest people ♪
1032
00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:51,751
♪ In the world ♪
1033
00:41:51,785 --> 00:41:56,388
♪ With one person ♪
1034
00:41:56,423 --> 00:42:01,393
♪ One very special person ♪
1035
00:42:01,428 --> 00:42:06,832
♪ A feeling deep in your soul ♪
1036
00:42:06,867 --> 00:42:10,770
♪ Says you were half,
now you're whole ♪
1037
00:42:10,804 --> 00:42:15,508
♪ No more hunger and thirst ♪
1038
00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:22,281
♪ But first be a person
who needs people ♪
1039
00:42:22,315 --> 00:42:28,754
♪ People who need people ♪
1040
00:42:28,789 --> 00:42:36,789
♪ Are the luckiest people... ♪
1041
00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:41,467
♪ In the world... ♪
1042
00:42:45,514 --> 00:42:50,851
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