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So here's what you missed
on Glee.
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Rachel went to LA to audition
for a TV show,
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but it was terrible and she
missed her performance,
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but then she found out
that the TV executives
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want to write a TV show
around her.
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Sam's a male model and
Mercedes' album's about to drop
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and they're still going out,
except Mercedes definitely
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wants to save herself
for marriage.
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Sassy heiress June Dolloway
wants to put on a showcase
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for Blaine, but Blaine lied to
Kurt and said he's in it, too.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee!
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- Uh, there. - Oh, no, huge audition
this week for Treasure Trailz.
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They're kind of, like, on the
forefront of the manscaping movement.
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I mean, they're going all out:
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billboards, print, bus ads.
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Okay, my dream of being
almost naked on a public bus
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is this close to coming true.
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Well, you know, I'm gonna be
spray-painting "mine"
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Ooh.
Over all those ads.
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Because if I'm gonna be
out of town on this mall tour,
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I'm gonna need those 'rexy
models you're working with
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to know that you have
a girl, and she fights...
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- Dirty.
- Dirty.
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See? This is exactly what
my show needs to be about.
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Old friends struggling
to make it in this world.
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Is it normal
for a network to send
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a writer to hang out with
the star to figure out the show?
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Only when their star's
incredibly interesting.
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Mary Halloran is a genius.
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She sold her first script
when she was 14 years old.
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Yeah, I just don't like
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the idea of someone crashing
Monday night dinner.
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No, but the point is for her
to really see my life
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and understand my essence,
and you guys are so much about
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besides my work,
my talent and my ambition, so...
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Oh, here she is.
Okay, you guys, be really nice,
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'cause I don't want her
to feel alienated.
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We got to figure out a way to
invite Mary to our showcase.
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I mean, Rachel shouldn't be the only one
with a chance for small-screen stardom.
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Oh. Totally.
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Oh, my God!
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Brittany, what's happening!
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What up, bitches?
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What are you doing here?
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Look who's here.
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Hey!
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Brittany,
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I thought that
you were on Lesbian Island.
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No...
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I lost my passport and
I was trapped in the airport,
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like Tom Hanks in that movie.
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- Castaway?
- Big?
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- The Money Pit?
- Okay, it was Castaway.
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So, where's Santana?
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Oh, uh, she's shooting
a Yeast-I-Stat commercial
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in Iowa for a week.
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Apparently, they had the best
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wheat fields
to slow-motion-run through.
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She didn't call and tell you?
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No. I gave up my cell phone
after Kiki and I and broke up.
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The pain was too great.
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Hello?
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Hello? I'm Mary Halloran.
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- Yes.
- Oh, is that Chinese food?
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Just the smell of it
gives me the Lady Di's.
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Oh, I'm s... Hello.
I am Rachel Berry.
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It is so nice to meet you.
Let me introduce you
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to my friends... Oh,
no, no, don't bother.
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I have a thing about names.
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Oh.
Jonathan says it's
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a form of narcissism,
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but I think it's related
to my anxiety disorder.
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Ooh, who's-who's Jonathan?
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He's my Tuesday-Thursday shrink.
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At least I think
that's his name. You know,
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that wonton smell's going
straight to my tummy.
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Bathroom. Now.
It-It's right there.
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Okay.
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Oh, I'm really excited
to be working with you,
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by the way, Randy.
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It's gonna be a blast.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Okay, let's start writing!
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"The Untitled Mary Halloran
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Project."
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Yes!
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So...
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tell me about yourself.
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Well, let's see, uh,
I-I have two gay dads.
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Amazing!
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We can use that!
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Oh, good. Okay.
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Do they work for NASA?
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No, they don't.
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Gay...
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NASA...
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- dads.
- N... Uh...
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So, you're a senior?
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Um, yes, I-I started out in
my high school glee club, so...
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Irrelevant!
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We can't use that.
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Oh. I'm so sorry. The a
capella thing is so over.
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But you're on Broadway.
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Yeah!
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Uh! What's that like?
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It's amazing.
Um, I-I do eight shows
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a week, so it's a little,
you know, tiring, but...
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Lazy.
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I'm sorry?
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Is this, like, your process?
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Mm! What is Mary-bot's process?
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Does not compute.
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Meh! Meh! Meh! Meh!
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Okay. Um...
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so, how-how did you...
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start writing?
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Well, my freshman year
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at Princeton, I wrote a version
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of The Diary of Anne Frank,
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where Anne was played by
an upright Oreck vacuum cleaner.
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It transferred to New York,
where I won an Obie,
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and then I got
a MacArthur Genius Grant.
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- Oh, wow.
- Oh!
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I'm so bored!
Too much work!
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Can I use your bathroom?
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I'm not gonna pee.
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I'm just gonna snoop
through the cabinets.
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But before you say anything,
remember that it's Opposite Day.
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Yes?
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Thank you.
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Miss Jones,
here we are with the launch
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of your nationwide tour
of shopping malls.
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As you look ahead to a summer
of autograph signings
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and mall appearances
and glamorous events
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at Marriott Hotels
across our great, great country,
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how do you feel?
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You know, I feel
absolutely amazing.
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We're gonna meet up
with Santana in Reno,
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and I even got the label
to bring along my girl Brittany
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as my star backup dancer.
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We're gonna be
like Charlie's Angels!
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I get to be Farrah...
no arguments.
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I'm the Angel that torches
stuff with her laser eyes.
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♪ Oh, ooh ♪
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♪ Oh, ooh, ah ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey! ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Sh-Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head,
sh-sh-sh-shakin' my head ♪
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♪ Sh-Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head ♪
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shakin'
my head ♪
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♪ Every day when I awaken ♪
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♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head ♪
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♪ The questions
got my head a-shakin' ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Like why does gravy
give you heart attacks? ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ And why do Republicans hate
the blacks, hate the blacks ♪
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♪ Hate the blacks?
And how come Jesus looks ♪
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♪ Just like a white guy ♪
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♪ When he's from Palestine? ♪
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♪ That can't be right, no ♪
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♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head,
sh-sh-shakin' my head ♪
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♪ Oh, sh-sh-shakin' my head,
sh-sh-shakin' my head, hey ♪
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♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head,
sh-sh-shakin' my head ♪
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♪ No, no, sh-sh-shakin' my head,
sh-sh-shakin' my head ♪
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♪ No, no, no, no ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, oh, oh ♪
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♪ When I fly on up to Heaven,
God will set me straight ♪
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♪ Like how come
I drink Diet Coke ♪
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♪ And I keep gaining weight? ♪
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♪ Jesus, my Lord and Savior ♪
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♪ Yeah, you know it's true ♪
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♪ But God, good God ♪
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♪ It's raining, too ♪
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♪ Ooh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head ♪
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♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head ♪
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♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head ♪
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♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head,
sh-sh-shakin' my head ♪
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♪ People, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Wonder ♪
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♪ About the world today ♪
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♪ Hey, I don't, I don't know ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ No ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, ah. ♪
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Blaine.
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Come.
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- I brought BabyCakes.
- Oh.
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- What were you doing up there?
- Oh, I like
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to measure the stage
to see how many paces
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I have in each direction...
that way
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if I decide to freestyle,
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I won't fall on my ass
into the crowd.
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Oh.
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You know, success depends
on three things.
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It depends on talent,
hard work and... luck,
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and if you have the first two, you
won't have to worry about the third.
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Oh. Who said that?
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Me. Just now.
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All right.
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Should I seat Michael Bay
next to Walter Cronkite?
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Uh, I'm pretty sure
Walter Cronkite died.
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Oh. That's sad.
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It's okay, don't
worry about Walter...
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he had a fantastic life.
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And he made great Manhattans.
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It's not Walter.
It's... it's Kurt.
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I've... been
carrying around
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this lie that he's
gonna be in the showcase.
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Can we just give him one song?
Enough.
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Blaine, I am putting the most
valuable currency I have
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into this event, and that
currency is my reputation.
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All the people come here
because I am their taste-maker.
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And my palate...
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is undeniable when
it comes to talent,
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and I cannot jeopardize
my track record because
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your friend doesn't
like to hear bad news.
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Kurt is amazing.
He's incredible.
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You take my lead, and
the world will greet you
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like Venus in a clamshell.
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You cross me,
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you will be driftwood.
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Hm.
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♪ What would I do
without your smart mouth ♪
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♪ Drawing me in
and you kicking me out ♪
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♪ You got my head spinning ♪
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♪ No kidding ♪
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♪ I can't pin you down ♪
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♪ What's going on
in that beautiful mind? ♪
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♪ I'm on your ♪
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♪ Magical mystery ride ♪
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♪ And I'm so dizzy ♪
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♪ Don't know what hit me ♪
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♪ But I'll be all right ♪
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♪ My head's underwater ♪
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♪ But I'm breathing fine ♪
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♪ You're crazy ♪
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♪ And I'm out of my mind ♪
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♪ 'Cause all of me ♪
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♪ Loves all of you ♪
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♪ Love your curves ♪
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♪ And all your edges ♪
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♪ All your
perfect imperfections ♪
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♪ 'Cause I give you all... ♪
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♪ Of me ♪
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♪ And you give me all... ♪
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♪ Of you ♪
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♪ Give me all of you ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Cards on the table ♪
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♪ We're both showing ♪
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♪ Hearts ♪
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♪ Risking it all ♪
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♪ Though it's hard ♪
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♪ 'Cause all of me ♪
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♪ Loves all of you ♪
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♪ Love your curves ♪
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♪ And all your edges ♪
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♪ All your
perfect imperfections ♪
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♪ 'Cause I give you ♪
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♪ All... ♪
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♪ Of me ♪
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♪ And you give me all of you ♪
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♪ Oh, oh. ♪
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Well, I brought you lunch,
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but it looks like
you already had dessert.
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That was nice.
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Are you gonna put that
in the showcase?
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June doesn't
want you in the showcase.
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And she never did.
280
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So, you've been lying
to me this whole time?
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I thought I could convince her,
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and then they wouldn't
be lies anymore.
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I love you.
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How am I supposed to believe
that you love me if I can't even
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- trust you?
- I did it because I love you.
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You lied to me!
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We had long conversations
about this.
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I didn't know what else to do.
289
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I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
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I... I am...
I am so, so sorry.
291
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Yeah, I bet you are.
292
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Too bad I can't believe
in anything else you say.
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What is with the rubber band?
294
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Um...
295
00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:03,792
Just, it's been a while since
I've been intimate with a girl,
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so I ***
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Oh, I know what you mean.
It's been, like,
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nine hours since got laid.
I'm going nuts.
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All right, cattle kids.
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Listen up.
I'm Charlie Darling,
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and you're all here
on zero notice
302
00:12:18,441 --> 00:12:22,211
because there's an advertising
crisis over at the...
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Treasure Trailz campaign.
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Their big model got sent
to prison for running
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an underground teacup
dog-fighting ring in Miami.
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They have billboards
set to launch
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in a few days, so it's time
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for a new
Treasure Trailz coverboy.
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We're going to do this
fast, and we're gonna
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do it dirty. Walk.
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If you can't get into my jeans
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with your walk,
then you don't have it.
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I brought some girls
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to help set the mood.
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For the love of God,
please, someone just turn me on.
316
00:13:02,185 --> 00:13:07,189
♪ See them walking hand in hand
across the bridge at midnight ♪
317
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♪ Heads turning as the lights
flashing out it's so bright ♪
318
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♪ Then walk right out
to the fourline track ♪
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♪ There's a camera
rolling on her back ♪
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♪ On her back ♪
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♪ And I sense
the rhythm humming ♪
322
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♪ In a frenzy
all the way down her spine ♪
323
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♪ Girls on film ♪
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♪ Two minutes later ♪
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♪ Girls on film ♪
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♪ Girls on film ♪
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♪ Got your picture ♪
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♪ Girls on film ♪
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♪ Wider, baby, smiling ♪
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♪ You just made a million ♪
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♪ Fuses pumping live heat
twisting out on a wire ♪
332
00:14:15,928 --> 00:14:17,769
♪ Give me shudders
in a whisper ♪
333
00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:23,532
♪ Take me up
till I'm shooting a star ♪
334
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♪ Girls on film ♪
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♪ She's more than a lady ♪
336
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♪ Girls on film ♪
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♪ Girls on film ♪
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♪ See you together ♪
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♪ Girls on film ♪
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♪ Yeah, girls on film. ♪
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You... what's your name?
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00:14:46,856 --> 00:14:48,891
Uh, Sam Evans.
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00:14:48,925 --> 00:14:51,794
Sam, you are seriously
buzzing with sex.
344
00:14:51,828 --> 00:14:54,396
Uh, maybe it's just
'cause I'm a little backed up.
345
00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:56,265
My, uh, girlfriend and I...
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00:14:56,299 --> 00:14:58,200
we're waiting
till we get married.
347
00:14:58,234 --> 00:15:00,235
Whatever it is, it's working.
348
00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:02,565
Come back tonight for the shoot.
349
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,235
Everything about you just
screams Treasure Trailz.
350
00:15:12,643 --> 00:15:14,377
What's this?
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00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:16,613
We need to have
a little girl talk.
352
00:15:16,647 --> 00:15:17,847
It's about Sam.
353
00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:20,950
Are you gonna break up with him
before you go on tour?
354
00:15:20,985 --> 00:15:23,486
Sam, I think you need to
break it off with Mercedes.
355
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,121
It's just the
gentlemanly thing to do.
356
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:27,023
We love each other.
357
00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:28,658
You're going to be traveling
all over the country,
358
00:15:28,693 --> 00:15:29,793
meeting tons of people.
359
00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:30,860
Guys are gonna be, like,
360
00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:31,928
throwing themselves at you.
361
00:15:31,962 --> 00:15:33,697
Listen, I've got my posse
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00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:35,165
and my Jesus.
363
00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:36,599
I can resist temptation!
364
00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:37,901
But Sam can't.
365
00:15:37,935 --> 00:15:39,769
Sam is cool with the whole
366
00:15:39,804 --> 00:15:41,037
waiting until marriage thing.
367
00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:43,206
He barely even thinks
about it anymore.
368
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,974
It's all I think about.
369
00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:47,410
Like today, there were
all these boobs all around me,
370
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,612
and I almost passed out...
but I didn't.
371
00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:51,381
I controlled it.
372
00:15:51,415 --> 00:15:52,782
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
373
00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:55,585
It is scary, worrying about what
the person you love is doing
374
00:15:55,619 --> 00:15:56,987
while you're
a million miles away,
375
00:15:57,021 --> 00:15:58,154
but it's worth the risk.
376
00:15:58,189 --> 00:16:00,423
And Sam respects me.
377
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,226
And if that makes me a romantic
and not a realist,
378
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:06,062
well, that's the way that
I'm choosing to live my life.
379
00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:09,032
Look, guys,
I'm committed to Mercedes, okay?
380
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:11,301
She's the one.
I'm not gonna screw it up.
381
00:16:11,335 --> 00:16:12,402
Look, being in love
382
00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:14,838
is amazing,
and when you have it,
383
00:16:14,872 --> 00:16:16,773
it's terrifying to let it go,
384
00:16:16,807 --> 00:16:19,175
but sometimes the best chance
you have of staying together
385
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,944
is by being apart for a while.
386
00:16:23,981 --> 00:16:26,483
Ow.
387
00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:29,786
Rachel's one of those people
that, when she sets a goal,
388
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,621
she doesn't stop
until she gets it.
389
00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:33,823
I've never met anyone...
390
00:16:34,859 --> 00:16:37,027
Did you just put
a donut in your bra?
391
00:16:37,061 --> 00:16:39,429
Maybe?
392
00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:43,033
Did you want this one?
393
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:47,904
So, are we gonna begin, or...?
394
00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:51,074
I love your attitude,
395
00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:53,076
and I'm okay with your loafers.
396
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:55,278
We're gonna have
to change your name, though.
397
00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:58,114
Do you prefer Slaine or Fane?
398
00:16:58,149 --> 00:17:00,917
I'm sorry.
Are you an actual writer
399
00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:03,019
from a real-life
television network?
400
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:05,388
Shoop shoop!
Shoop shoop da-doop!
401
00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:08,925
Can I just say that you are
a breath of fresh air,
402
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,394
and I love your pajamas?
403
00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,430
Don't steal my pajamas!
404
00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:15,498
Little mousies
live in the pockets!
405
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:16,900
Amazing.
406
00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:18,902
All right.
407
00:17:18,936 --> 00:17:21,137
And a kitty lives in my pants.
408
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,675
Rachel, that chick is insane.
409
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,377
I think she's amazing.
When Mary and I spoke
410
00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:30,046
telepathically, I told her
I'd watch any show she created.
411
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:32,248
If you go out for that TV
show, you're going to have
412
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,583
to burn a lot of bridges.
413
00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:35,385
Sidney Greene even said
he's gonna blackball you
414
00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:37,187
if you missed another
performance. What is he gonna do
415
00:17:37,221 --> 00:17:38,822
when he finds out
you're quitting on him?
416
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:41,324
Shh! Look, if I do this TV show,
then I can, like,
417
00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:43,793
come back to New York afterwards
and do any show I want
418
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,429
for, like, ten times
the amount of money.
419
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:47,697
Understood,
but if you're making that bet,
420
00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:49,432
I wish you'd bet on your voice,
421
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:51,868
not some crazy psychopath
who eats couch cushions.
422
00:17:51,902 --> 00:17:53,570
The armrest is
the sweetest meat.
423
00:17:53,604 --> 00:17:55,772
Look, you're the star
of the show,
424
00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:57,073
but you have to trust
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00:17:57,108 --> 00:17:59,709
your instincts, not hers.
426
00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:02,412
Okay, you guys, welcome to
the first informal read-through
427
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:05,515
of the Untitled
Mary Halloran Project.
428
00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:07,550
So, I will be playing
the role of Rachel.
429
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:09,185
Blaine, you'll be
playing Slaine,
430
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,954
and Brittany, you'll be
playing Nittany.
431
00:18:10,988 --> 00:18:12,856
I'm guessing I'm Jam?
432
00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:14,424
- Blartie?
- Yes.
433
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,893
Cert? I'm Cert,
like the breath mint.
434
00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:18,128
Let's start with scene one.
435
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,430
Interior Cert
and Rachel's apartment.
436
00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:23,533
"Rachel eats a full sheet cake
in a bathtub,
437
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:26,069
thinking about her gay dads
who work for NASA."
438
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,537
Um...
439
00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:28,939
Hey.
440
00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:30,273
Hey, where did you get
that dinosaur suit?
441
00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:33,343
I found it in a Dumpster
in the Bronx, so I put it on,
442
00:18:33,377 --> 00:18:36,379
but then I was afraid it might
have lice, so I took it off,
443
00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:38,548
but then I missed having it on,
so I put it back on.
444
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,184
O-M-G-R-O-F-L-W-T-H.
445
00:18:41,218 --> 00:18:44,220
My stupid gay NASA dads forgot
that today was my birthday,
446
00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:46,575
and I know that they're on the
International Space Station,
447
00:18:46,591 --> 00:18:48,625
but I, like, never even
forget their anniversary.
448
00:18:48,659 --> 00:18:50,493
Hashtag D-B-E-Y-R.
449
00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:53,396
Hashtag D-I-L-L-I-G-A-S.
450
00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:54,631
Hashtag, hashtag...
451
00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:55,732
...hashtag, hashtag.
452
00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:57,167
Hashtag, hashtag...
453
00:18:57,201 --> 00:18:58,935
"...hashtag, hashtag,
454
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:00,604
hashtag..."
hashtag, hashtag."
455
00:19:00,638 --> 00:19:02,405
Why don't we move
to, uh, scene 12?
456
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,341
That was weird.
457
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,042
That was uber weird.
458
00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:08,712
It is so wrong that we just
slept together. Uber wrong.
459
00:19:08,746 --> 00:19:10,113
I'm gay, and you're
mostly lesbian,
460
00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:11,348
but here's what I'm thinking.
461
00:19:11,382 --> 00:19:13,016
I know what
you're going to say.
462
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:16,419
Okay, let's just say it at the
same time at the count of three.
463
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:17,988
One, two, three.
464
00:19:18,022 --> 00:19:19,289
Let's keep sleeping together
465
00:19:19,323 --> 00:19:20,423
and start an art gallery
466
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:21,958
in the performance space
downstairs!
467
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,326
- Oh. Mmm.
- Mmm.
468
00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:24,261
Um...
469
00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:26,162
Okay, well, why...
470
00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:27,464
why don't we, uh,
471
00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:31,268
move onto... Rachel's
impromptu birthday rave?
472
00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:35,038
What's going on?
473
00:19:35,072 --> 00:19:37,007
It's a rave. Coffee rave!
474
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,608
What?
It's a coffee rave!
475
00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:39,876
Everybody's drinking coffee.
476
00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:42,445
Why coffee?
I don't know.
477
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,147
No one's here.
478
00:19:44,181 --> 00:19:45,615
It's the worst
coffee rave ever.
479
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:46,850
It's for Rachel!
480
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:48,652
Her gay astronaut dads
forgot her birthday.
481
00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:51,054
She sort of has an issue with
people forgetting birthdays.
482
00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:53,189
For a while, she went
to therapy about it.
483
00:19:53,224 --> 00:19:55,458
I'm-I'm sorry. Can we stop?
484
00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:57,794
The speech goes on
for, like, six more pages.
485
00:19:57,828 --> 00:19:59,729
I don't even see
any punctuation.
486
00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:02,365
Everyone keeps stopping just
when I start getting into it.
487
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,700
This doesn't make any sense.
488
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,035
Yeah, I sort of called that.
489
00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:06,636
Girl, you're gonna have
to do something.
490
00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:09,639
You're right,
and Kurt was right, too.
491
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,108
If I'm going to do this,
492
00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:15,212
it's going to be my show,
or no show at all.
493
00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:25,324
They're full of diseases.
494
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,106
Pretty hard to dance at your
showcase with bumblefoot.
495
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,531
Humans can't get bumblefoot.
496
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:37,269
And I don't want
to do the showcase anymore.
497
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:41,040
You are more important
to me than anything.
498
00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:45,654
What do you think it's like
to fly for the first time?
499
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,747
I mean, here you are
up in this nest,
500
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:49,315
which is the only
home you've ever known,
501
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,251
and even though your DNA and
millions of years of evolution
502
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,120
are telling you
that if you jump,
503
00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:56,022
you won't hit the
ground like a stone,
504
00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:58,157
you can never really know.
505
00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:00,826
Relationships are like that.
506
00:21:00,861 --> 00:21:04,096
You give someone your
heart to look after,
507
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:07,266
and you tell yourself
that you're safe, but...
508
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,901
you never know if
today or tomorrow
509
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,637
is going to be the day that
they drop it like a stone.
510
00:21:11,672 --> 00:21:13,673
Kurt, I'm really,
really, really sorry.
511
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,274
I get what happened.
512
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:18,210
The way that I was talking
about the showcase...
513
00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:20,780
there's no way that I would have
been cool with not being in it.
514
00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:22,181
I would have lied to me, too.
515
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,416
I don't understand.
516
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,784
If you're not mad at me,
517
00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:26,419
then where are you going
with all this flying stuff?
518
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,554
Oh, no, I-I was mad.
519
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:33,693
Then I realized that
trust is a choice.
520
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:37,663
You know, every day, we're
going to roll out of bed,
521
00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:39,398
and send each other
into the world,
522
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:42,301
just trusting that we
have each other's backs.
523
00:21:42,336 --> 00:21:45,638
And we will slip up,
and-and we will be scared,
524
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:48,107
but I choose to trust
525
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,910
and to love you
through everything.
526
00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:54,080
Thank you.
527
00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:56,749
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
528
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,551
Uh, I love you so much.
529
00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:00,286
I-I mean what I said
about the showcase.
530
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,388
Either we fly together,
or we don't fly at all.
531
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,423
I am very happy for you.
532
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,592
And I'm very excited
the world gets
533
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:07,826
to see you spread your wings.
534
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,396
Now it's your turn to fly.
535
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,564
Thank you.
536
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:16,335
I don't know if it's all
this bird talk, but...
537
00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:17,837
I'm getting a little turned on.
538
00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:19,305
Let's go inside.
539
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,074
Hey, hey, hey.
540
00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:24,410
I'm the luckiest guy
in the world.
541
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,445
Yeah, pretty much.
542
00:22:28,112 --> 00:22:30,592
You know, we have,
uh, plain donuts here.
543
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,918
I prefer the misery
of doing it this way,
544
00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:34,387
earning it.
545
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,589
Yeah, see, that's sort of
what I mean about the show.
546
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,891
You know, which is
genius, by the way.
547
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,760
Thank you.
548
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,261
I just think the
character of Rachel
549
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:43,396
doesn't really sound like me.
550
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,331
She... sounds like you.
551
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,667
I know TV.
552
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,835
People want antiheroes.
553
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,971
They want chubby girls
who can't keep men
554
00:22:52,005 --> 00:22:53,639
and men who kill people.
555
00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:55,641
And that's great. I just...
I thought that Mr. Paulblatt
556
00:22:55,676 --> 00:22:57,376
wanted to make a show
that was about me.
557
00:22:57,411 --> 00:22:59,451
I know the kinds of shows
he greenlights...
558
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:02,581
they all have the one thing
you lack: irony.
559
00:23:02,616 --> 00:23:05,751
When I was in the glee club
and I had to explain something,
560
00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:08,120
it always helped me
to do it through song.
561
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,825
Oh... God, no.
562
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,694
I just want
to show you my essence.
563
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,362
I don't know
how to write a script,
564
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,631
but I know
how I want it to feel.
565
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:26,872
♪ Have you ever fed a lover ♪
566
00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:31,310
♪ With just your hands? ♪
567
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:37,283
♪ Closed your eyes and trusted ♪
568
00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:42,288
♪ Just trusted ♪
569
00:23:42,322 --> 00:23:44,790
♪ Have you ever thrown ♪
570
00:23:44,825 --> 00:23:49,562
♪ A fistful of glitter
in the air? ♪
571
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:56,502
♪ It's only half past the point
of no return ♪
572
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:59,105
♪ The tip of the iceberg ♪
573
00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:01,374
♪ The sun before the burn ♪
574
00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:03,909
♪ The thunder
before the lightning ♪
575
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,212
♪ And the breath
before the phrase ♪
576
00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:14,246
♪ Have you ever felt this way? ♪
577
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:18,424
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
578
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:25,931
♪ La, la, la, la... ♪
579
00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:27,933
♪ There you are ♪
580
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:30,269
♪ Sitting in the garden ♪
581
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:33,939
♪ Clutching my coffee ♪
582
00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:38,611
♪ Calling me sugar ♪
583
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:45,084
♪ You called me sugar... ♪
584
00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:45,730
♪ Oh... ♪
585
00:24:54,094 --> 00:24:58,264
♪ Have you ever wished for ♪
586
00:24:58,298 --> 00:25:01,934
♪ An endless night? ♪
587
00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:07,239
♪ Lassoed the moon
and the stars ♪
588
00:25:07,274 --> 00:25:13,579
♪ And pulled that rope tight? ♪
589
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:16,182
♪ Have you ever ♪
590
00:25:16,216 --> 00:25:18,184
♪ Held your breath ♪
591
00:25:18,218 --> 00:25:20,653
♪ And asked yourself ♪
592
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:26,692
♪ Will it ever get better
than tonight? ♪
593
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:28,510
♪ Tonight. ♪
594
00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:45,645
This is so weird.
595
00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:48,314
I was watching you and I was
like, "What is this feeling?"
596
00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:49,982
Right? It's so unfamiliar.
597
00:25:50,017 --> 00:25:51,584
What was it?
598
00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,586
I think it was happy.
599
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,588
That's never happened
to me before.
600
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,090
I think you're right.
601
00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:00,693
Maybe there is a show in making
people not hate themselves.
602
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:01,961
You mean it?
603
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,297
A-And, you know,
you'll make her sound like me?
604
00:26:04,331 --> 00:26:07,366
Well, they'll never make it, but
I'll give your version a shot.
605
00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:08,834
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
606
00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:10,469
Okay, I'm gonna give you
a hug now.
607
00:26:10,504 --> 00:26:11,737
Oh. Wow.
608
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,616
Now can you leave?
I need to shame-eat.
609
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,842
Oh. Yeah. Okay.
610
00:26:21,679 --> 00:26:24,235
Okay, good. Yeah, just... Yeah.
611
00:26:24,270 --> 00:26:25,837
Give me a little more sex,
a little more sex.
612
00:26:25,871 --> 00:26:26,838
A little more heat. Come on.
613
00:26:26,872 --> 00:26:28,373
Chocolate.
Banana.
614
00:26:28,407 --> 00:26:30,075
Give it to me, give it to me.
Just tighten the abs
615
00:26:30,109 --> 00:26:32,544
a little bit. There you go.
Just look over this way.
616
00:26:32,578 --> 00:26:34,679
No, not all the way. I don't like that.
I don't like that. Ass?
617
00:26:34,714 --> 00:26:36,281
Can you just give me more sex?
You know? Feel it.
618
00:26:36,315 --> 00:26:37,282
Yeah.
619
00:26:38,918 --> 00:26:40,385
This isn't working.
620
00:26:40,419 --> 00:26:41,853
No, I hate everything.
I hate everything.
621
00:26:41,887 --> 00:26:43,855
Sam, where's my sex buzz?
622
00:26:43,889 --> 00:26:45,624
You didn't get laid today,
did you?
623
00:26:45,658 --> 00:26:48,126
No, it's-it's... your...
624
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,261
your assistant is...
625
00:26:50,296 --> 00:26:51,529
looking at me kind of funny.
626
00:26:51,564 --> 00:26:53,431
Is one of your nipples
higher than the other?
627
00:26:53,466 --> 00:26:55,300
It's...
weirding me out.
628
00:26:55,334 --> 00:26:58,270
Okay. Enough, enough.
Everybody out. Out.
629
00:27:04,677 --> 00:27:06,444
Okay.
630
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:10,949
Do you want a beer?
631
00:27:10,983 --> 00:27:12,984
I'm-I'm... I'm nine-nineteen.
632
00:27:13,019 --> 00:27:15,220
I won't tell your mom.
633
00:27:16,656 --> 00:27:18,356
What are you feeling?
634
00:27:18,391 --> 00:27:21,226
Um...
635
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:23,795
well, if I was a soup,
636
00:27:23,829 --> 00:27:26,898
I would probably be minestrone.
637
00:27:26,933 --> 00:27:28,233
Keep talking.
638
00:27:28,267 --> 00:27:30,402
I like your honesty.
So does the camera.
639
00:27:30,436 --> 00:27:33,071
Uh...
640
00:27:33,105 --> 00:27:35,473
Well...
641
00:27:35,508 --> 00:27:38,009
you're really hot,
so there's that.
642
00:27:39,045 --> 00:27:41,046
There's definitely that.
643
00:27:42,515 --> 00:27:45,283
But I...
644
00:27:45,318 --> 00:27:46,451
I love my girlfriend.
645
00:27:46,485 --> 00:27:48,445
The one who doesn't have sex
with you?
646
00:27:51,324 --> 00:27:53,758
Um... y...
647
00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:55,760
I-I'm also feeling
648
00:27:55,795 --> 00:27:57,963
kind of scared.
649
00:27:57,997 --> 00:27:59,464
Of me?
650
00:27:59,498 --> 00:28:02,033
Well, it's just that this job
is really important to me.
651
00:28:02,068 --> 00:28:03,935
It's a dream come true.
652
00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:05,804
I'm just worried that if I don't
give you what you want
653
00:28:05,838 --> 00:28:07,472
I-I might lose it.
654
00:28:07,506 --> 00:28:08,707
What do you think I want?
655
00:28:09,742 --> 00:28:11,042
Hmm?
656
00:28:12,345 --> 00:28:14,145
I'm gonna tell you something
657
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:17,148
to leave out of your minestrone
of emotions:
658
00:28:17,183 --> 00:28:18,516
guilt.
659
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,154
There's nobody here.
660
00:28:23,189 --> 00:28:25,757
We can do whatever we want.
661
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,692
And nobody has to know.
662
00:28:37,837 --> 00:28:39,804
Hey, my sexy working man.
663
00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:42,674
Look. I got us a bunch
of binge foods to celebrate.
664
00:28:53,886 --> 00:28:56,354
Babe, what's wrong?
665
00:28:59,492 --> 00:29:01,426
I'm so sorry.
666
00:29:02,728 --> 00:29:05,330
I cheated on you.
667
00:29:08,234 --> 00:29:11,937
I was at my shoot and this
photographer was all over me
668
00:29:11,971 --> 00:29:13,772
and it was so intense.
669
00:29:13,806 --> 00:29:16,708
It was like that scene in Fame,
and she just... kissed me.
670
00:29:16,742 --> 00:29:18,843
And...
671
00:29:18,878 --> 00:29:20,612
and then what happened?
672
00:29:20,646 --> 00:29:22,347
I got so upset I started crying
673
00:29:22,381 --> 00:29:24,816
and then she took some photos
of me crying in my underwear
674
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,685
and then I just left.
675
00:29:28,754 --> 00:29:30,689
Sam, you didn't cheat on me.
676
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,000
It's not
like you kissed her back.
677
00:29:33,025 --> 00:29:35,060
Well, like,
I kind of sort of did
678
00:29:35,094 --> 00:29:36,962
but it was just, like, one
of those reflex reactions
679
00:29:36,996 --> 00:29:38,063
that you have
when someone kisses you.
680
00:29:38,097 --> 00:29:39,377
Like, kind of, you know, like...
681
00:29:40,266 --> 00:29:42,601
- See? Like that.
- Ugh.
682
00:29:42,635 --> 00:29:45,537
I can't do this to you anymore.
683
00:29:45,571 --> 00:29:49,407
Sam, I-I love you so much.
684
00:29:49,442 --> 00:29:52,143
But I'm looking
at my life, and...
685
00:29:52,178 --> 00:29:55,480
I don't think I'm gonna be ready
until I'm, like, 30.
686
00:29:55,514 --> 00:29:57,415
And asking you to wait that long
687
00:29:57,450 --> 00:30:00,085
is like asking a cheetah
not to run.
688
00:30:00,119 --> 00:30:02,687
It's okay.
I'm okay with it. I...
689
00:30:02,722 --> 00:30:05,090
Yeah, it's-it's hard, but...
690
00:30:06,710 --> 00:30:09,070
I just have this feeling that
we're meant to be together.
691
00:30:09,095 --> 00:30:12,397
Yeah, who's to say
that we're not?
692
00:30:12,431 --> 00:30:15,133
Y-You think
I'm gonna cheat on you?
693
00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:17,535
No, actually,
694
00:30:17,570 --> 00:30:19,738
I think you won't.
695
00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:23,475
And I think you'll
resent me for it.
696
00:30:23,509 --> 00:30:25,810
And I think
that we're holding on
697
00:30:25,845 --> 00:30:27,479
way too tight
698
00:30:27,513 --> 00:30:29,547
and we're not believing
in our love
699
00:30:29,582 --> 00:30:31,449
and we're gonna break it.
700
00:30:33,319 --> 00:30:38,657
It's gonna burn me
to see you with other girls.
701
00:30:39,659 --> 00:30:43,261
But I know
this is the right thing.
702
00:30:46,933 --> 00:30:49,234
Just know that...
703
00:30:49,268 --> 00:30:52,737
whoever I'm with
or whatever I'm doing,
704
00:30:52,772 --> 00:30:54,839
I'd rather be doing it with you.
705
00:30:58,344 --> 00:30:59,978
Hey.
706
00:31:00,012 --> 00:31:01,980
Hey. Just...
707
00:31:06,252 --> 00:31:07,919
Let's make a deal.
708
00:31:07,954 --> 00:31:09,588
If I...
709
00:31:09,622 --> 00:31:13,858
if I do decide to change
my mind and not wait,
710
00:31:13,893 --> 00:31:16,027
I'll give you a call.
711
00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:19,397
Deal.
712
00:31:29,213 --> 00:31:32,949
♪ What good is a field
on a fine summer night ♪
713
00:31:32,984 --> 00:31:36,453
♪ If you sit all alone
with the weeds? ♪
714
00:31:36,487 --> 00:31:40,590
♪ Or a succulent pear
if with each juicy bite ♪
715
00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:43,994
♪ You spit out your teeth
with the seeds? ♪
716
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:45,862
♪ Before it's too late ♪
717
00:31:45,896 --> 00:31:47,797
♪ Stop trying to wait ♪
718
00:31:47,832 --> 00:31:50,533
♪ For fortune and fate
you're secure of ♪
719
00:31:50,568 --> 00:31:55,238
♪ For there's one thing
to be sure of, mate ♪
720
00:31:55,273 --> 00:31:59,009
♪ There's nothing
to be sure of ♪
721
00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:02,646
♪ Oh, it's time
to start livin' ♪
722
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,316
♪ Time to take a little
from this world we're given ♪
723
00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:08,051
♪ Time to take time ♪
724
00:32:08,085 --> 00:32:11,655
♪ 'Cause spring will turn
to fall ♪
725
00:32:11,689 --> 00:32:15,692
♪ In just no time at all ♪
726
00:32:17,261 --> 00:32:20,564
♪ Sages tweet
that age is sweet ♪
727
00:32:20,598 --> 00:32:24,568
♪ Good deeds and good work
earn you laurels ♪
728
00:32:24,602 --> 00:32:27,804
♪ But what can make you feel
more obsolete ♪
729
00:32:27,838 --> 00:32:31,875
♪ Than being noted
for your morals? ♪
730
00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:35,779
♪ Give me a man
who is handsome and strong ♪
731
00:32:35,813 --> 00:32:39,649
♪ Someone who's
stalwart and steady ♪
732
00:32:39,684 --> 00:32:43,620
♪ Give me a night that's
romantic and long ♪
733
00:32:43,654 --> 00:32:45,989
♪ Then give me a month
to get ready ♪
734
00:32:47,158 --> 00:32:50,493
♪ Now I could waylay
some aging roué ♪
735
00:32:50,528 --> 00:32:53,797
♪ And persuade him
to play in some cranny ♪
736
00:32:53,831 --> 00:32:57,534
♪ But it's hard to believe
I'm being led astray ♪
737
00:32:57,568 --> 00:33:03,373
♪ By a man
who calls me granny... ♪
738
00:33:03,407 --> 00:33:05,675
One, two, three, four.
739
00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:09,446
♪ Oh, it's time
to start livin' ♪
740
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,083
♪ Time to take a little
from the world we're given ♪
741
00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:14,951
♪ Time to take time ♪
742
00:33:14,986 --> 00:33:18,455
♪ For spring will turn to fall ♪
743
00:33:18,489 --> 00:33:22,726
♪ In just no time at all ♪
744
00:33:24,562 --> 00:33:27,898
♪ Oh, it's time
to start livin' ♪
745
00:33:27,932 --> 00:33:31,468
♪ Time to take a little
from the world we're given ♪
746
00:33:31,502 --> 00:33:33,303
♪ Time to take time ♪
747
00:33:33,337 --> 00:33:37,107
♪ For spring will turn to fall ♪
748
00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:39,042
♪ And watching your flings ♪
749
00:33:39,076 --> 00:33:40,911
♪ Be flung all over ♪
750
00:33:40,945 --> 00:33:44,381
♪ Makes me feel young all over ♪
751
00:33:44,415 --> 00:33:47,050
♪ In just... no... time ♪
♪ In just... no... time ♪
752
00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:50,554
♪ At all... ♪
753
00:33:53,624 --> 00:33:55,492
♪ No time at all. ♪
754
00:33:58,596 --> 00:34:00,397
Encore, encore.
You were wonderful.
755
00:34:00,431 --> 00:34:01,671
Oh, thank you.
756
00:34:01,699 --> 00:34:04,067
That was great.
They're demanding an encore.
757
00:34:04,101 --> 00:34:06,970
Then go, go. Don't drink
it now, drink it later.
758
00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:08,538
Or drink it by the stage.
759
00:34:08,573 --> 00:34:12,008
You're such a good friend
to come, um, rise above
760
00:34:12,043 --> 00:34:13,944
everything and be here
to support him, really.
761
00:34:13,978 --> 00:34:15,145
Encore, encore...
762
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:17,214
A friend wouldn't
stand any of this.
763
00:34:17,248 --> 00:34:19,416
I'm here because he is
the love of my life
764
00:34:19,450 --> 00:34:21,985
and nothing and no one
is gonna come between us.
765
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,221
Sweet.
766
00:34:24,255 --> 00:34:25,956
Thank you.
Thank you all so very much.
767
00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:27,357
Um, before we end tonight,
768
00:34:27,391 --> 00:34:30,126
I would like to give a very,
very special thank you to
769
00:34:30,161 --> 00:34:32,596
my benefactor, June Dolloway.
770
00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:34,864
The woman that taught me
that talent is worthless
771
00:34:34,899 --> 00:34:36,733
unless you can really
back it up with passion.
772
00:34:36,767 --> 00:34:38,935
And so I'd like
to use that passion
773
00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:41,438
to pick my last song.
774
00:34:41,472 --> 00:34:45,008
Because there is nothing
I am more passionate about...
775
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,210
than my fiancé.
776
00:34:48,779 --> 00:34:50,447
So, um, Kurt...
777
00:34:50,481 --> 00:34:52,601
would you like to sing
this last duet with me?
778
00:34:52,617 --> 00:34:54,050
Oh...
779
00:34:55,786 --> 00:34:58,088
If you all came here
to get to know me tonight,
780
00:34:58,122 --> 00:34:59,162
there's no better way
781
00:34:59,190 --> 00:35:02,058
than seeing me
with my one true love.
782
00:35:12,136 --> 00:35:14,938
♪ Just another one
champion sound ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
783
00:35:14,972 --> 00:35:16,439
♪ Yeah, Estelle,
we 'bout to get down ♪
784
00:35:16,474 --> 00:35:17,641
♪ Get down ♪
785
00:35:17,675 --> 00:35:18,742
♪ Who the hottest
in the world right now? ♪
786
00:35:18,776 --> 00:35:20,911
♪ Just touched down
in London town ♪
787
00:35:20,945 --> 00:35:22,512
♪ Bet they give me a pound ♪
788
00:35:22,547 --> 00:35:24,614
♪ Tell them put the money
in my hand right now ♪
789
00:35:24,649 --> 00:35:27,651
♪ Tell the promoter we need
more seats, we just sold out ♪
790
00:35:27,685 --> 00:35:30,086
♪ All the floor seats ♪
♪ Take me on a trip ♪
791
00:35:30,121 --> 00:35:31,955
♪ I'd like to go some day ♪
792
00:35:31,989 --> 00:35:36,259
♪ Take me to New York,
I'd love to see L.A. ♪
793
00:35:36,294 --> 00:35:38,428
♪ I really want to ♪
794
00:35:38,462 --> 00:35:40,463
♪ Come kick it with you ♪
795
00:35:40,498 --> 00:35:44,868
♪ You'll be my American boy ♪
796
00:35:44,902 --> 00:35:47,971
♪ He said... hey, sister ♪
797
00:35:48,005 --> 00:35:49,846
♪ It's really nice
to meet you ♪
798
00:35:49,874 --> 00:35:52,042
♪ I just met
this five foot seven guy ♪
799
00:35:52,076 --> 00:35:53,910
♪ Who's just my type ♪
800
00:35:53,945 --> 00:35:56,012
♪ I like the way he's speaking ♪
801
00:35:56,047 --> 00:35:57,847
♪ His confidence is peaking ♪
802
00:35:57,882 --> 00:35:59,616
♪ Don't like his baggy jeans ♪
803
00:35:59,650 --> 00:36:02,052
♪ But I'm-a like what's
underneath them ♪
804
00:36:02,086 --> 00:36:05,288
♪ And no I ain't been to MIA ♪
805
00:36:05,323 --> 00:36:07,424
♪ I heard that
Cali never rains ♪
806
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:09,059
♪ And New York's heart awaits ♪
807
00:36:09,093 --> 00:36:10,994
♪ First let's see
the West End ♪
808
00:36:11,028 --> 00:36:13,363
♪ I'll show you to my brethren ♪
809
00:36:13,397 --> 00:36:16,066
♪ I'm liking this American boy ♪
810
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:19,669
♪ American boy ♪
♪ Take me
on a trip, I'd like to ♪
811
00:36:19,704 --> 00:36:21,004
♪ Go some day ♪
812
00:36:21,038 --> 00:36:23,440
♪ Take me to New York,
I'd love to ♪
813
00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:25,175
♪ See L.A. ♪
814
00:36:25,209 --> 00:36:27,244
♪ I really want to ♪
815
00:36:27,278 --> 00:36:29,379
♪ Come kick it with you ♪
816
00:36:29,413 --> 00:36:32,582
♪ You'll be my American boy ♪
817
00:36:32,617 --> 00:36:33,950
♪ Tell 'em wha gwan blud ♪
818
00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:36,419
♪ Would you be my love ♪
819
00:36:36,454 --> 00:36:38,889
♪ My love? ♪
♪ Would you be mine? ♪
820
00:36:38,923 --> 00:36:43,293
♪ Would you be my love, my love?
♪
♪ Would you be mine? ♪
821
00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:45,929
♪ Could you be
my love, my love? ♪
822
00:36:45,963 --> 00:36:48,732
♪ Would you be
my American boy? ♪
823
00:36:48,766 --> 00:36:50,567
♪ American boy ♪
824
00:36:50,601 --> 00:36:53,570
♪ Take me on a trip,
I'd like to go some day ♪
825
00:36:53,604 --> 00:36:56,606
♪ Take me to New York,
I'd love to see L.A. ♪
826
00:36:56,641 --> 00:36:57,807
Come on.
827
00:36:57,842 --> 00:36:59,709
♪ See L.A. ♪
♪ I really want to ♪
828
00:36:59,744 --> 00:37:01,878
♪ Come kick it with you ♪
829
00:37:01,913 --> 00:37:04,981
♪ You'll be my American Boy ♪
830
00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:07,284
♪ American boy ♪
831
00:37:07,318 --> 00:37:10,387
♪ La, la, la, la, la, di-da ♪
832
00:37:10,421 --> 00:37:13,056
♪ Would you be
my American boy? ♪
833
00:37:13,090 --> 00:37:15,392
♪ American boy. ♪
834
00:37:17,261 --> 00:37:20,697
Oh, my God.
835
00:37:20,731 --> 00:37:22,766
June, I-I'm so sorry,
I-I just had to.
836
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,968
No, no, no.
You two were terrific.
837
00:37:25,002 --> 00:37:26,136
They loved you.
838
00:37:26,170 --> 00:37:28,210
And I'm gonna take
credit for all of this.
839
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,907
It's been a long time since
anybody's proven me wrong.
840
00:37:30,942 --> 00:37:33,443
June, thank you so much.
Thank you, really.
841
00:37:33,477 --> 00:37:34,477
Thank you for all of this.
842
00:37:34,512 --> 00:37:36,646
Don't ever let anyone...
even me...
843
00:37:36,681 --> 00:37:38,648
make you doubt
what you're sure of.
844
00:37:38,683 --> 00:37:39,749
Okay.
845
00:37:39,784 --> 00:37:42,185
You. Come. Stand.
846
00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:43,920
Okay.
847
00:37:43,955 --> 00:37:46,456
You remind me of
my third marriage.
848
00:37:46,490 --> 00:37:47,624
My husband was gay, too.
849
00:37:47,658 --> 00:37:49,125
True love.
850
00:37:51,295 --> 00:37:52,629
Okay, let's have a party.
851
00:37:52,663 --> 00:37:54,798
- Yeah.
- Oh.
852
00:37:54,832 --> 00:37:56,800
Party!
853
00:37:59,147 --> 00:38:01,925
Thing about love is that
it's not a scarce resource.
854
00:38:01,950 --> 00:38:03,784
The more you give,
the more you have to give."
855
00:38:03,818 --> 00:38:04,785
Aw.
856
00:38:04,819 --> 00:38:07,721
- Yay.
- Yay, I love it.
857
00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:10,297
Do you guys like it?
858
00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:11,665
I can walk in the script.
859
00:38:11,699 --> 00:38:13,033
Well, she's handing it in
to the network, so...
860
00:38:13,067 --> 00:38:14,167
we should hear soon.
861
00:38:14,202 --> 00:38:15,902
The other one was better.
862
00:38:15,937 --> 00:38:16,837
You know, I always thought
863
00:38:16,871 --> 00:38:18,205
that Fanny was the role
864
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:19,406
that I was born to play,
865
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,974
but then I read this.
866
00:38:21,008 --> 00:38:22,175
This is it.
867
00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:24,211
This is my dream role,
you guys, and thank you
868
00:38:24,245 --> 00:38:25,812
so much for pushing me
to get it right.
869
00:38:25,847 --> 00:38:27,080
A toast.
870
00:38:27,114 --> 00:38:29,015
To two glorious years in
the greatest city on earth.
871
00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:31,618
Cheers to that. Cheers.
Cheers to that.
872
00:38:31,652 --> 00:38:34,132
So very much. Holy crap.
873
00:38:34,971 --> 00:38:36,532
What...?
874
00:38:36,557 --> 00:38:38,859
Oh, my God.
875
00:38:38,893 --> 00:38:41,261
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Sam,
876
00:38:41,295 --> 00:38:42,829
I am so proud of you.
877
00:38:42,864 --> 00:38:44,531
I did it. I made
my dream come true.
878
00:38:44,565 --> 00:38:47,400
Look at this. Ah.
The abs, the...
879
00:38:47,435 --> 00:38:49,436
the nipples are even.
Oh, my gosh, this is great.
880
00:38:49,470 --> 00:38:51,671
It is the start
of a great career.
881
00:38:51,706 --> 00:38:53,707
Nope. It's the finish.
882
00:38:53,741 --> 00:38:56,610
I came out here to get my
junk on the side of a bus
883
00:38:56,644 --> 00:38:58,912
and I did it.
884
00:38:58,946 --> 00:39:00,213
Going out on top
885
00:39:00,248 --> 00:39:01,414
Or on the side, really.
886
00:39:01,449 --> 00:39:03,016
What are you gonna do now?
887
00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,485
I think I'm gonna go back home.
I just want to be in a space
888
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,187
where, you know,
the only sounds I hear at night
889
00:39:07,221 --> 00:39:08,655
are the crickets
and the rendering plant.
890
00:39:08,689 --> 00:39:09,956
My mind just works better when
891
00:39:09,991 --> 00:39:11,391
everything's a little slower.
892
00:39:11,425 --> 00:39:13,693
Plus, everybody here is
just scattering, anyway, so...
893
00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:19,966
It's the end of another era
for us Glee kids.
894
00:39:20,001 --> 00:39:22,269
Yeah.
895
00:39:23,971 --> 00:39:26,873
Yeah. It's been quite
a year, you guys.
896
00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:30,710
Finn and the Glee Club...
897
00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:33,246
I don't think I can really
handle losing anything else.
898
00:39:33,281 --> 00:39:35,015
Who said that you
have to lose anything?
899
00:39:35,049 --> 00:39:37,184
No, he's right.
It's like the end of an era.
900
00:39:37,218 --> 00:39:38,652
Sam said it...
we're all gonna be
901
00:39:38,686 --> 00:39:41,254
scattered all over the place
soon. I mean, you do realize
902
00:39:41,289 --> 00:39:43,356
that if I get this TV show,
it'll be the first time
903
00:39:43,391 --> 00:39:45,725
that we're apart in five years.
904
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,194
Well, I think if
we can get through that,
905
00:39:47,228 --> 00:39:48,328
our friendship
can survive anything.
906
00:39:48,362 --> 00:39:49,930
Oh.
907
00:39:49,964 --> 00:39:52,499
Kurt's right. I'm in this with
you guys for the long haul.
908
00:39:52,533 --> 00:39:54,253
Okay, then,
you know what, you guys?
909
00:39:54,268 --> 00:39:55,735
Let's make a deal.
910
00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,737
Six months from now,
we all come back,
911
00:39:57,772 --> 00:39:59,339
right here, to this place,
912
00:39:59,373 --> 00:40:02,509
because I'm gonna need
something to look forward to.
913
00:40:02,543 --> 00:40:04,177
If I've learned
anything this year,
914
00:40:04,212 --> 00:40:06,913
it's that you guys are my life.
915
00:40:06,948 --> 00:40:08,315
Let's hug it out. Come on.
916
00:40:08,349 --> 00:40:09,716
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it.
917
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:11,117
Bring it in!
918
00:40:12,687 --> 00:40:15,589
Oh, guys, I would kill
to break out in song right now.
919
00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:19,259
♪ Eh,
eh-oh, eh-oh, eh, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪
920
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:21,328
♪ Eh, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪
921
00:40:21,362 --> 00:40:23,497
♪ Eh, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪
922
00:40:23,531 --> 00:40:24,698
♪ I was left ♪
923
00:40:24,732 --> 00:40:26,833
♪ To my own ♪
924
00:40:26,868 --> 00:40:30,370
♪ Devices ♪
925
00:40:30,404 --> 00:40:32,672
♪ Many days ♪
926
00:40:32,707 --> 00:40:34,374
♪ Fell away ♪
927
00:40:34,408 --> 00:40:36,176
♪ With nothing ♪
928
00:40:36,210 --> 00:40:38,011
♪ To show ♪
929
00:40:38,045 --> 00:40:41,314
♪ And the walls
kept tumbling down ♪
930
00:40:41,349 --> 00:40:43,950
♪ In the city that we love ♪
931
00:40:45,553 --> 00:40:47,954
♪ Gray clouds
roll over the hills ♪
932
00:40:47,989 --> 00:40:49,790
♪ Bringing darkness ♪
933
00:40:49,824 --> 00:40:51,658
♪ From above ♪
934
00:40:53,661 --> 00:40:56,563
♪ But if you close your eyes ♪
935
00:40:56,597 --> 00:40:58,632
♪ Does it almost feel like ♪
936
00:40:58,666 --> 00:41:00,834
♪ Nothing's changed at all? ♪
937
00:41:00,868 --> 00:41:03,036
♪ And if you close your eyes ♪
938
00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:06,206
♪ Does it almost feel like ♪
939
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:10,010
♪ You've been here before? ♪
940
00:41:10,044 --> 00:41:13,547
♪ How am I gonna be an optimist
about this? ♪
941
00:41:13,581 --> 00:41:17,617
♪ How am I gonna be
an optimist about this? ♪
942
00:41:17,652 --> 00:41:21,287
♪ Oh, where do we begin? ♪
943
00:41:21,321 --> 00:41:25,424
♪ The rubble or our sins? ♪
944
00:41:25,459 --> 00:41:28,794
♪ Oh, where do we begin? ♪
945
00:41:28,829 --> 00:41:32,498
♪ The rubble or our sins? ♪
946
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,368
♪ And the walls
kept tumbling down ♪
947
00:41:35,402 --> 00:41:39,772
♪ In the city that we love... ♪
948
00:41:39,806 --> 00:41:42,775
♪ Gray clouds roll
over the hills ♪
949
00:41:42,809 --> 00:41:44,276
♪ Bringing darkness ♪
950
00:41:44,311 --> 00:41:46,946
♪ From above... ♪
951
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:51,050
♪ But if you close your eyes ♪
952
00:41:51,084 --> 00:41:53,653
♪ Does it almost feel like ♪
953
00:41:53,687 --> 00:41:55,755
♪ Nothing changed at all? ♪
954
00:41:55,789 --> 00:41:59,225
♪ And if you close your eyes ♪
955
00:41:59,259 --> 00:42:00,926
♪ Does it almost feel like ♪
956
00:42:00,961 --> 00:42:05,131
♪ You've been here before... ♪
957
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:11,070
Hello?
958
00:42:11,104 --> 00:42:12,772
Yes.
959
00:42:14,675 --> 00:42:16,008
Oh.
960
00:42:17,644 --> 00:42:21,714
No, yes, th-thank you
very much. Thank you.
961
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,082
Okay.
962
00:42:27,688 --> 00:42:29,655
That was the network.
963
00:42:29,690 --> 00:42:31,524
They, uh...
964
00:42:31,558 --> 00:42:32,725
they loved the script
965
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,294
and they want to make it
into a pilot.
966
00:42:35,329 --> 00:42:36,896
I'm going to L.A.
967
00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:38,531
What? I'm going to L.A.!
968
00:42:38,565 --> 00:42:40,533
This is amazing!
Oh, my God!
969
00:42:40,567 --> 00:42:43,202
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Is this really happening?
970
00:42:43,236 --> 00:42:46,138
Oh, my God, am I gonna be on TV?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
971
00:42:48,442 --> 00:42:49,442
I can't believe it!
972
00:42:49,476 --> 00:42:52,144
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
973
00:42:52,179 --> 00:42:55,648
♪ How am I gonna be
an optimist about this? ♪
974
00:42:55,682 --> 00:42:59,585
♪ How am I gonna be an optimist
about this? ♪
975
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,253
♪ Ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
976
00:43:01,288 --> 00:43:03,489
♪ Does it almost feel like ♪
977
00:43:03,523 --> 00:43:07,593
♪ Nothing's changed at all? ♪
978
00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:09,195
♪ Ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
979
00:43:09,229 --> 00:43:11,998
♪ Ay, ay-oh, ay-oh,
ay, ay-oh... ♪
980
00:43:18,672 --> 00:43:22,283
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