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So here's what you missed on
Rachel and Kurt are back
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coaching the Glee Club,
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and Will's coaching Vocal Adrenaline,
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and Blaine's coaching the Warblers,
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and even Sam's back, coaching football.
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Shut up! I know!
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But the New Directions!
Only have four members,
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and they need 12 for sectionals,
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and it seems like the new
kids are nice and stuff
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and maybe can sing, but it's
like, "Wait, who are you?"
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Kurt and Blaine are still broken up,
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and Kurt's not really dating,
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but Blaine definitely is dating,
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and the guy he's dating is Karofsky,
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so, like, ouch.
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I'm hoping we can be friends.
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Oh, sounds like fun.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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I mean, who would have thought
that after all these years,
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you and I would be friends?
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Now that I've achieved my goal
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of absolute power at this school,
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I figured, what could be the harm
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in inviting Will Schuester to a polite,
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civil luncheon to bury the
hatchet once and for all.
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Uh, it's
great being back here, you know...
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He surrendered the Glee Club
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and fled to another school, after all,
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which means Will Schuester
is no longer my mortal enemy.
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I parked in my old spot...
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those little scrape marks on the asphalt.
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Ah, remember that old muffler?
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Sure, the sound of
Will's voice is like listening
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to Brian Boitano figure
skate across a chalkboard
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while rubbing together the Styrofoam
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his Tom of Finland ball
gag came packaged in.
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I bought Danny this little, uh, toy piano,
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and, uh, I sing "Don't
Stop Believing" to him
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every night before he goes to bed.
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Clearly, he has some sort of disorder
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that gives him the emotional depth
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of a 12-year-old
girl. Maybe that's why
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he doesn't have any adult friends.
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Oh, Will Schuester, you
poor, maudlin imbecile,
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I don't hate you.
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Anything that ever
really matters in life...
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I learned in that Glee Club.
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I pity you.
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Oh, yikes, look at the time.
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It's been really great talking to you, Sue.
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Um... I got to go.
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And I thank you.
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That son of a whore.
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How dare he insult me like this.
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What kind of a psychopath
refuses to dispose
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of an unused plastic lunch fork
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and just leave it sitting there?
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I will not clean up after you.
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Who do you think I am, your maid?
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This is an outrage, and it will not stand.
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Will Schuester, you have
crossed me for the last time.
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You know, Becky, I was
thinking about retiring.
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What?!
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I got a sweet deal on some marshland
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down in southern Iraq.
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But now I realize I can't rest
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until I tie up some loose ends.
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What is this place, Coach?
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This is where I store my hatred, Becky...
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and where I'll prepare
my final act of revenge.
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I call it my "Hurt Locker."
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Some people would find
multiple vendettas exhausting.
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But for Sue Sylvester,
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it's pure exhilaration.
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Will Schuester,
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I will annihilate you once and for all.
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Then onto his self-obsessed
protégé, Rachel Berry.
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I'm going to break her heart.
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Becky,
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wait in the Le Car.
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But first...
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Klaine.
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I've been quietly shaping
them since they first met.
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Apart, they're so shrill, so whiny.
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But together,
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a symphony of self-congratulatory sodomy.
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I believed their tender
man-love was for the ages.
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And when they broke
up, I was... devastated!
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Why?!
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They seemed to be doing so well, and...
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then suddenly it's over?
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I hereby pledge to do whatever it takes
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to get them back together
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and achieve my ultimate goal...
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To be flower girl at
their fabulous gay wedding.
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Just hang on, Porcelain.
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Help is on the way.
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Oh, Porcelain,
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my sweet, shrill,
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fragile Gelfling, I
want to help you achieve
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your life's true purpose.
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I want to help you get Blaine back.
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Oh, that Karofsky character
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is a grade-A no-goodnik;
he's a heartless bully.
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Since when have you
cared about me and Blaine?
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Since, like, forever.
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You see, you and Blaine are blouses.
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What are blouses? A blouse
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is a breezy, femmy top.
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It's a term I coined for
my favorite type of gay.
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You always know where
you stand with a blouse.
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And they can't sneak up on you,
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because for miles, you can
hear their gentle swish,
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swish, swish on the summer wind.
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Uh, thank you, I-I guess,
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but I-I do not want to get
back together with Blaine.
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Listen to you.
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That's not the Porcelain I know.
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Now you better get to the auditorium.
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The teams have arrived
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to rehearse on stage for the invitational.
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What invitational?
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The one I organized
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to destroy the Glee Club once and for all.
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I said that out loud, didn't I?
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I should have said that in voice-over.
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Sue really blindsided us
with this invitational.
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So how does it feel to be
back, but on the visiting team?
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Uh, I'm just glad it's in
such a low-stress environment.
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I mean, it's basically
an organized practice.
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That's the thing.
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It isn't for my kids.
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Do you remember our
first week of Glee Club,
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when you took us to Carmel
to see Vocal Adrenaline
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and they were as great as
your team is probably gonna be?
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How could I forget?
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I thought half of you
were gonna quit afterwards.
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Yeah, well, the reason why we didn't
was because we were so committed
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- to what you were doing.
- Yeah.
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My kids aren't there
yet. They haven't bonded.
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They don't realize how important
what it is they're doing.
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If they see you guys killing these numbers
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you've had all summer to perfect, well,
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then they're gonna lose any
sliver of hope they have,
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and the Glee Club'll be dead here.
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Are you asking me to
throw the invitational?
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Look.. I-I'm not asking you
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to blow a competition...
You said it yourself,
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it's not that big of a deal.
Look, I know that you're
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a teacher at Carmel now,
but this is your home...
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Don't you want to protect your home?
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I'll
think about it, Rachel.
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I really would do anything
for you, Rachel, you know that.
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But it's not about that anymore.
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I don't think you understand
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the kind of pressure I'm under now.
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The administration really
cares about V.A. being the best,
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and so do the kids.
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What is your long-term plan here?
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I mean, you can't go to
sectionals with just four kids.
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I just need more time.
And I'm not gonna get that
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if you crush all of their
hopes at this invitational.
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Please, Mr. Shue.
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Look, this place changed your life.
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You're reminded of that
every night that you go home
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to your wife and your beautiful baby.
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Just... consider paying it back
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for everything it's done for you.
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All right.
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Change of plan.
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Everyone gather round.
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We're gonna toss out the
numbers we've been working on,
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and we're calling an audible, okay?
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Brand-new songs.
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I will give them to you
in a half an hour. What?
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That's insane.
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It's called thinking on
your feet, improvisation.
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It's gonna help us work better as a team.
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Good dragon.
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Your Khaleesi loves you.
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Oh, hey, Sue. What's up?
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Sam, I have a question for you.
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How susceptible to suggestion are you?
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Uh... I-I don't know. What do you think?
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Well, I think you're very
susceptible to suggestion.
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Oh, my God, I think you're right.
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Are you familiar with the film.
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The Manchurian Candidate?
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I don't know. Do you
think I am? Never mind.
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You're getting
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very sleepy.
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Oh, my God, I'm so tired.
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When I snap my fingers,
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you'll be totally hypnotized.
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Oh, my God, I'm totally hypnotized.
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I'm going to say a series of words.
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Piano.
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Flat-bed truck.
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Let's do a song.
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Whoa. When next
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you hear these words,
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you will be overwhelmed with love
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for one Rachel Berry.
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Oh, my God, she's so hot.
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You will kiss her, and the instant you do,
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you will wake up and will
not remember anything.
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Oh, hey, Sue. What's up?
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Outstanding.
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Okay, so, let's go through the rules.
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We decided there's no judges,
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so this is really about bragging rights.
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But still, my guys are taking
this very, very seriously,
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so I just want to make
sure that the order is
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picked fairly... and by fairly,
I mean that we're gonna go second.
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Um, by the way, how is
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the filling up of your roster going?
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Is that going okay? It's an invitational.
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We don't have to follow the
strict "show choir" rules.
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Has it occurred to either
of you that this could be
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a really awful idea
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for your team? We just want to give them
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a sense of what to expect
at sectionals, and...
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you know, we were also just hoping that
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maybe you and Mr. Schuester
would take it easy on us.
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Oh, no way. No, no, no.
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Absolutely not.
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No one's going easy on anybody.
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Nope. The Warblers are being rebuilt,
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just like the New Directions!
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I'm sorry, but my allegiance is with them,
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and if
that at all seems scary
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to you guys, then you should
probably drop out. Oh, my God!
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It's Dave. There's an
intruder in our apartment.
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Intruder?
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In there!
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In the bedroom! I thought I was gonna die!
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What? No! Don't go in
there! You're gonna get killed!
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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Is that a real, live bear cub?
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Uh, why is there a bear in here?
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Why is there a bear in here?!
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I think I have a pretty good idea.
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You know, you just... you can't get
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real Italian food like this in New York.
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Mm-mm.
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Mm, I'm actually having
trouble, like, adjusting
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to the Lima pace... I'm used to New York.
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Everything's so fast-paced there.
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And I was thinking, the
problem with... moving back home
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is that, you know, you...
you fall back into old habits.
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- Mm-hmm. - It's up to us now
to keep from going stale.
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- I mean, what do you do with your
free time? - Mm... besides cry?
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She's so talented.
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I watch Patti LuPone's
YoungArts MasterClass.
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Up. Make it harder.
257
00:11:14,932 --> 00:11:17,567
Why? What do you do? I blow glass.
258
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Wait, what, really?
259
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My point is, we need to become proactive
260
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about what our outside interests are.
261
00:11:28,579 --> 00:11:30,813
Yeah. I mean, what is something
you always wanted to do?
262
00:11:30,848 --> 00:11:33,216
I don't know. I mean,
I've always wanted to learn
263
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how to play the piano.
264
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,187
That's mine, too.
265
00:11:40,524 --> 00:11:41,557
Uh, let's do it.
266
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I mean, I'll get Blaine to teach us.
267
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He owes me for all the
times I shaved his back
268
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in New York. We'll do it together.
269
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And we can keep on each other's case
270
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to practice all the time... It'll be great.
271
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Okay. Thanks, Sam.
272
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You know... I know that this
273
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isn't a date or anything, but...
274
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I just realized I haven't spent time
with a guy alone in a long time, and...
275
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,913
it feels good to do it with
someone I feel so safe with.
276
00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:06,816
Yeah. I, uh, I haven't been
out with anybody since, um...
277
00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:08,184
Mercedes and I broke up.
278
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Even though this isn't a date.
279
00:12:15,741 --> 00:12:18,693
Wait, wait, I'm very confused.
I had it on good authority
280
00:12:18,728 --> 00:12:20,528
that Dave Karofsky was attracted to bears.
281
00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:24,532
Except in this case, a "bear"
refers to a burly, gay man,
282
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not an actual bear.
283
00:12:26,569 --> 00:12:29,704
That would be really dangerous
and completely insane.
284
00:12:29,739 --> 00:12:32,374
Well, my tenure at this
school has expanded my horizons
285
00:12:32,408 --> 00:12:34,542
on what is or isn't considered insane.
286
00:12:34,577 --> 00:12:36,077
Will Schuester once submerged
287
00:12:36,112 --> 00:12:38,713
a Lucite platform into
the McKinley swimming pool
288
00:12:38,748 --> 00:12:40,882
so he could literally walk on water
289
00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:42,584
to propose to his girlfriend.
290
00:12:42,618 --> 00:12:44,152
Now, that's pretty insane.
291
00:12:44,186 --> 00:12:45,820
This just has to stop.
292
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I don't want to get back together
293
00:12:48,124 --> 00:12:50,091
with Blaine. I've moved on.
294
00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:51,926
I met someone online... His name is Walter.
295
00:12:51,961 --> 00:12:53,728
Oh, Porcelain, oh, no, no, no, no.
296
00:12:53,763 --> 00:12:55,497
You will not come out of this alive.
297
00:12:55,531 --> 00:12:57,098
This person is obviously a cannibal.
298
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,500
I mean, look at you.
299
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You are exceptionally well marbled.
300
00:13:00,936 --> 00:13:03,571
If I were on a deserted
island with everybody I knew,
301
00:13:03,606 --> 00:13:05,573
I would absolutely eat you first.
302
00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:06,908
It doesn't even have
to be a deserted island.
303
00:13:06,942 --> 00:13:09,811
There could be any number of
casual dining establishments,
304
00:13:09,845 --> 00:13:12,580
and I would still opt to eat you...
305
00:13:12,615 --> 00:13:17,018
A mouthwatering, delicious,
corn-fed Porcelain rump roast.
306
00:13:17,053 --> 00:13:18,486
Okay, I'm leaving.
307
00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:20,755
You just have to stop, okay? I'm serious.
308
00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:23,525
But what about your fabulous,
over-the-top gay wedding?!
309
00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:26,094
I already told Becky she
could be the celebrant!
310
00:13:26,128 --> 00:13:29,097
When else am I ever gonna
get to Provincetown?!
311
00:13:38,341 --> 00:13:40,709
Wow, that's intimidating.
Blaine, thank you so much
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00:13:40,743 --> 00:13:43,278
for taking time out of your
extremely busy schedule to teach us.
313
00:13:43,312 --> 00:13:45,814
Yeah, you know, we were gonna
ask Brad the piano player
314
00:13:45,848 --> 00:13:49,568
but then I found this scrapbook
that he keeps of women's feet.
315
00:13:55,491 --> 00:13:57,158
Okay. Anyway, um,
316
00:13:57,193 --> 00:13:59,160
have seat... but don't
st sit any which way,
317
00:13:59,195 --> 00:14:01,129
make sure you sit up
straight. Don't slouch. Oh.
318
00:14:01,163 --> 00:14:03,465
Bows always 90 degrees away from the piano.
319
00:14:03,499 --> 00:14:05,300
Just so you know, I'm
not really a beginner.
320
00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:07,469
My dads put me in lessons
when I was four years old,
321
00:14:07,503 --> 00:14:09,037
and I just got bored, so I quit.
322
00:14:09,071 --> 00:14:10,538
Huh. That's so unlike you.
323
00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:12,240
Um, I've made this cute little chart
324
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,155
above the keys to help
you guys out. Okay, good.
325
00:14:14,176 --> 00:14:15,644
So go ahead and find middle C for me.
326
00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:17,379
Got it. Excellent.
327
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:20,515
Um, so I want you to think
of middle C, also known as C4,
328
00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:22,984
as kind of a quaint little
town between bass clef land
329
00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:24,986
and treble clef land.
So, it's kind of easy.
330
00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:27,555
No, no, no, I'm sorry. Wait.
Can you just, like, slow down?
331
00:14:29,692 --> 00:14:31,259
God, what time is it?
332
00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:33,395
Whew, I fell asleep hours ago
333
00:14:33,429 --> 00:14:36,998
when you were yammering on
about good posture and...
334
00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:38,700
a quaint little town.
335
00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:40,201
Um, what are you doing up there?
336
00:14:40,236 --> 00:14:41,770
I'm just loosening some bolts.
337
00:14:41,804 --> 00:14:43,605
You have no business being in here.
338
00:14:43,639 --> 00:14:46,341
Funny, that's exactly what
I was gonna say to you.
339
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:49,277
I thought I was rid of you two years ago.
340
00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:52,914
Then you came limping back to Lima
341
00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:55,183
with your suitcase full
of glitter and tears.
342
00:14:55,217 --> 00:14:58,253
All right, I think we should
probably reschedule this. No.
343
00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:00,989
That is an excellent idea.
Wouldn't you say so, Sam?
344
00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:06,461
Awesome idea. Later, buddy.
345
00:15:06,495 --> 00:15:09,495
Uh... Go. Get out of here. Go on.
346
00:15:12,235 --> 00:15:14,302
Hey, Rachel, uh, wait up.
347
00:15:14,337 --> 00:15:18,406
Coach, you are one bad-ass,
348
00:15:18,441 --> 00:15:20,242
crazy super bitch.
349
00:15:20,276 --> 00:15:21,977
Oh, Becky, if you just said
350
00:15:22,011 --> 00:15:24,546
I am one bad-ass, crazy super bitch,
351
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:27,148
you are correct.
352
00:15:27,183 --> 00:15:30,585
♪ I hate the world today ♪
353
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:35,223
♪ You're so good to me, I
know, but I can't change ♪
354
00:15:35,258 --> 00:15:38,260
♪ Tried to tell you,
but you look at me ♪
355
00:15:38,294 --> 00:15:42,497
♪ Like maybe I'm an angel underneath ♪
356
00:15:42,531 --> 00:15:45,567
♪ Innocent and sweet ♪
357
00:15:45,601 --> 00:15:48,670
♪ Yesterday I cried ♪
358
00:15:48,704 --> 00:15:50,305
♪ You
must have been relieved ♪
359
00:15:50,339 --> 00:15:52,007
♪ To see the softer side ♪
360
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,108
Aah!
361
00:15:53,142 --> 00:15:54,609
♪ I can understand ♪
362
00:15:54,644 --> 00:15:55,744
Unh!
363
00:15:55,778 --> 00:15:57,846
♪ How you'd be so confused ♪
364
00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,115
♪ I don't envy you ♪
365
00:16:00,149 --> 00:16:02,751
♪ I'm a little bit of everything ♪
366
00:16:02,785 --> 00:16:04,586
♪ All rolled into one ♪
367
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,922
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover ♪
368
00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:09,357
♪ I'm a child, I'm a mother ♪
369
00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:11,760
♪ I'm a sinner I'm a saint ♪
370
00:16:11,794 --> 00:16:14,095
♪ I do not feel ashamed ♪
371
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:15,530
♪ I'm your hell ♪
372
00:16:15,565 --> 00:16:16,798
♪ I'm your dream ♪
373
00:16:16,832 --> 00:16:18,800
♪ I'm nothing in between ♪
374
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,802
♪ You know you wouldn't want it ♪
375
00:16:20,836 --> 00:16:22,971
♪ Any other way ♪
376
00:16:34,183 --> 00:16:35,951
♪ Just when you think ♪
377
00:16:35,985 --> 00:16:38,720
You've got me figured out ♪
378
00:16:38,754 --> 00:16:42,057
♪ The season's already changing ♪
379
00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,994
♪ I think it's cool ♪
380
00:16:46,028 --> 00:16:48,129
♪ You do what you do ♪
381
00:16:48,164 --> 00:16:50,131
♪ And don't try ♪
382
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,901
♪ To save me ♪
383
00:16:52,935 --> 00:16:55,537
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover ♪
384
00:16:55,571 --> 00:16:58,073
♪ I'm a child, I'm a mother ♪
385
00:16:58,107 --> 00:17:00,675
♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint ♪
386
00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:02,544
♪ I do not feel ashamed ♪
387
00:17:02,578 --> 00:17:05,146
♪ I've been numb, I'm revived ♪
388
00:17:05,181 --> 00:17:07,148
♪ Can't say I'm not alive ♪
389
00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:09,317
♪ You know I wouldn't want it ♪
390
00:17:09,352 --> 00:17:12,120
♪ Any other way ♪
391
00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:15,590
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
392
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,826
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
393
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:20,228
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
394
00:17:20,263 --> 00:17:22,330
♪ Ooh. ♪
395
00:17:29,805 --> 00:17:32,007
Gosh, this place brings
back so many memories.
396
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,609
- I haven't been here in a
million years. - Tell me about it.
397
00:17:34,644 --> 00:17:37,379
When I look back at who I was
in high school, it's, like,
398
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:39,881
I don't even recognize that dude at all.
399
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,683
That's why I admire you so much.
400
00:17:41,717 --> 00:17:44,686
You have been through a lot
to get to where you are today.
401
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:45,854
Dave?
402
00:17:45,888 --> 00:17:47,188
I thought it was you!
403
00:17:47,223 --> 00:17:48,523
You look great.
404
00:17:48,558 --> 00:17:49,691
Have you been working out?
405
00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:51,426
Oh, uh, yeah, but...
406
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,861
Nelson, this is my boyfriend,
407
00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:54,863
Blaine. Hi. Hey, nice to meet you.
408
00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:55,931
Nice to meet you.
409
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,365
Yeah, I'm just here with
my boyfriend, Stuart.
410
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,099
Ah.
411
00:17:58,134 --> 00:18:00,569
Dave, is that you?
412
00:18:00,603 --> 00:18:02,237
Wait, you guys know each other?
413
00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:03,405
Yeah!
414
00:18:03,439 --> 00:18:04,706
We went out a few times.
415
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:07,542
Wait, is that Dave Karofsky?
416
00:18:07,577 --> 00:18:08,710
It's Patrick.
417
00:18:09,946 --> 00:18:11,713
Dave, Dave, it's me, Patrick.
418
00:18:11,747 --> 00:18:13,715
- What the hell is going on?
- Um...
419
00:18:13,749 --> 00:18:15,450
Well, good evening, gentlemen.
420
00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:19,054
David, I took the liberty of
asking every man you've dated
421
00:18:19,088 --> 00:18:21,723
to join you for dinner tonight with Blaine,
422
00:18:21,757 --> 00:18:22,824
but that's not all.
423
00:18:22,859 --> 00:18:24,559
I brought you both something.
424
00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:25,927
Oh, what do you have there?
425
00:18:25,962 --> 00:18:29,464
Well, it is your online genealogy profile.
426
00:18:29,498 --> 00:18:30,966
I submitted
427
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,268
DNA samples from your hair follicles
428
00:18:33,302 --> 00:18:36,438
that I stole from the lint
trap in your washing machine,
429
00:18:36,472 --> 00:18:39,140
and I think you're going to be
very surprised with the results.
430
00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:43,278
It turns out you share a
great-great-grandfather,
431
00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:44,846
one Thomas Anderson,
432
00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:47,182
watchmaker from Philadelphia.
433
00:18:47,216 --> 00:18:50,118
Which means the two of
you are third cousins.
434
00:18:50,152 --> 00:18:51,319
You can't be serious.
435
00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:52,654
DNA doesn't lie.
436
00:18:52,688 --> 00:18:54,089
Well, have a wonderful evening.
437
00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:55,590
Just remember, you're about to have sex
438
00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:56,725
with a family member.
439
00:19:12,008 --> 00:19:13,608
I hate the piano.
440
00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:15,143
Blaine is throwing too much at me.
441
00:19:15,177 --> 00:19:17,345
I-I feel like an idiot,
and then Sue swoops in...
442
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,780
Well, you know, this stuff doesn't
443
00:19:18,814 --> 00:19:20,115
just come easy to everyone, okay?
444
00:19:20,149 --> 00:19:21,816
It's about practice.
445
00:19:21,851 --> 00:19:23,151
You do it enough times, and
it becomes second nature.
446
00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:24,619
Think about lizard tails
447
00:19:24,654 --> 00:19:26,221
that move around even
after they're cut off.
448
00:19:26,255 --> 00:19:27,455
What?
449
00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:29,357
Okay, no, forget that.
450
00:19:29,392 --> 00:19:32,394
My point is that an
instrument needs to be, like,
451
00:19:32,428 --> 00:19:34,796
an extension from your body,
like a muscle or a limb.
452
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,565
Sam, you're really sweet,
453
00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:38,466
but I don't want to do this anymore.
454
00:19:38,501 --> 00:19:40,035
I'm sorry. Okay, now, sit down
455
00:19:40,069 --> 00:19:42,237
and close your eyes.
456
00:19:42,271 --> 00:19:44,172
Just do it.
457
00:19:44,207 --> 00:19:46,241
Okay.
458
00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:49,010
Now, look, you don't need your eyes, okay?
459
00:19:49,045 --> 00:19:51,580
Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles,
all the greats were blind.
460
00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:54,316
Okay?
461
00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:56,551
Now, just rely on your feel.
462
00:20:00,223 --> 00:20:02,157
G, give me a G, give me a G.
463
00:20:02,191 --> 00:20:04,759
Give me an A.
464
00:20:04,794 --> 00:20:07,062
Give me a C.
465
00:20:07,096 --> 00:20:08,396
Minor diminished.
466
00:20:08,431 --> 00:20:09,664
Okay.
467
00:20:09,699 --> 00:20:11,399
Now, give me an A minor.
468
00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:14,102
Hey, that tickles!
469
00:20:14,136 --> 00:20:15,537
Oh, I'm sorry, but you totally have it,
470
00:20:15,571 --> 00:20:16,811
way more than you even realize.
471
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,176
Thanks, Sam.
472
00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:23,278
You're pretty amazing.
473
00:20:28,451 --> 00:20:30,018
Don't forget to
wear your school colors tomorrow.
474
00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:31,586
Go, Carmel!
475
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,689
Well, just tell your
husband what I tell mine.
476
00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:36,804
"That's what you get
for marrying a blonde."
477
00:20:39,729 --> 00:20:41,129
The principal will see you now.
478
00:20:41,163 --> 00:20:44,299
Aren't you a little smart aleck?
479
00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:50,338
Principal Gunderson, thank you
so much for meeting with me.
480
00:20:53,509 --> 00:20:55,410
Is there a problem?
481
00:20:55,444 --> 00:20:57,145
Principal Figgins?
482
00:20:57,179 --> 00:21:01,716
No, I am Abigail Figgins Gunderson.
483
00:21:01,751 --> 00:21:02,918
Principal Figgins is my brother.
484
00:21:02,952 --> 00:21:04,619
Principal and I are one year apart
485
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,454
and we both chose careers in...
486
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,491
...high school administration.
487
00:21:09,525 --> 00:21:12,460
Wait... Figgins' first name is "Principal"?
488
00:21:12,495 --> 00:21:13,762
Of course.
489
00:21:13,796 --> 00:21:15,430
He is first born.
490
00:21:16,532 --> 00:21:19,067
Bizarro Figgins.
491
00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:21,403
I understand you have an issue
492
00:21:21,437 --> 00:21:24,306
concerning Carmel High's
study skills teacher
493
00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,174
and Glee Club director, Will Schuester.
494
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,543
That is correct.
495
00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:32,747
As you can see...
496
00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:36,084
I have drone footage
in which Will Schuester
497
00:21:36,118 --> 00:21:38,086
pledges his loyalty to the New Directions!
498
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,756
And announces his intentions
to sabotage Vocal Adrenaline.
499
00:21:41,791 --> 00:21:44,159
You have a traitor in your midst.
500
00:21:45,561 --> 00:21:50,098
This news shocks me to my very core.
501
00:21:50,132 --> 00:21:52,968
I think you better sit down
and have a very frank talk
502
00:21:53,002 --> 00:21:54,636
with one Will Schuester.
503
00:21:54,670 --> 00:21:58,073
You need to determine where
his true loyalties lie.
504
00:22:01,774 --> 00:22:02,774
I've got it.
505
00:22:02,775 --> 00:22:04,509
Well, we've got it.
506
00:22:04,544 --> 00:22:07,024
We've got the first two
songs for invitationals.
507
00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:10,282
Uh... don't we need more people
508
00:22:10,316 --> 00:22:12,083
just to participate in invitationals?
509
00:22:12,118 --> 00:22:15,454
No, you don't need a full
glee club for invitationals.
510
00:22:15,488 --> 00:22:17,522
It's a trial run for future competitions.
511
00:22:17,557 --> 00:22:19,057
No judges or prizes.
512
00:22:19,091 --> 00:22:21,092
More stage time for us.
513
00:22:21,127 --> 00:22:23,395
Twinning.
514
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:27,232
And this is where my new
piano skills will help us out.
515
00:22:37,143 --> 00:22:41,046
Th-There is no winner or
loser at invitationals,
516
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,714
but just like a debutante ball
517
00:22:42,748 --> 00:22:44,483
or a quinceañera, it is your chance
518
00:22:44,517 --> 00:22:46,718
to introduce yourself
to the show choir world.
519
00:22:46,752 --> 00:22:49,054
We're gonna be up against some
of the greatest show choirs
520
00:22:49,088 --> 00:22:50,755
in Ohio... in America...
521
00:22:50,790 --> 00:22:52,390
And the Warblers and Vocal Adrenaline
522
00:22:52,425 --> 00:22:55,060
have a very strong history,
so this is our chance
523
00:22:55,094 --> 00:22:56,461
to show them what they're up against.
524
00:22:58,431 --> 00:23:00,465
So, we're screwed.
525
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,534
We're screwed.
526
00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:05,843
Sue, how dare you do this to me!
527
00:23:05,872 --> 00:23:07,239
Now my job is on the line!
528
00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:09,474
You know, I thought we were friends!
529
00:23:09,509 --> 00:23:11,109
So did I, William, until you made a mockery
530
00:23:11,144 --> 00:23:12,310
of my friendly overtures,
531
00:23:12,345 --> 00:23:13,812
by making me clean up after you
532
00:23:13,846 --> 00:23:15,480
like a common house slave.
533
00:23:15,515 --> 00:23:16,748
What are you talking about?
534
00:23:16,783 --> 00:23:18,750
Oh, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
535
00:23:18,785 --> 00:23:20,452
Your complete lack of table manners
536
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:22,254
was the last straw.
537
00:23:22,288 --> 00:23:25,757
It was a disposable plastic
fork that broke the camel's back
538
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:29,027
and now I feel it is my
duty to stop holding back
539
00:23:29,061 --> 00:23:31,296
and get real honest
with you, Will Schuester.
540
00:23:31,330 --> 00:23:33,932
Fine. Bring it on.
541
00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:36,501
You remember that
Christmas when you foolishly
542
00:23:36,536 --> 00:23:37,936
let me into your
apartment, for some reason?
543
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:39,037
Yeah...
544
00:23:39,071 --> 00:23:40,472
Well, the primary ingredient
545
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,307
of that fruitcake that I watched you enjoy
546
00:23:42,341 --> 00:23:44,009
was actually three years of plaque
547
00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:46,478
that Brad the piano player
had scraped off his teeth
548
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,046
and collected into a small jar.
549
00:23:48,081 --> 00:23:50,182
And you never should have
let me use your bathroom
550
00:23:50,216 --> 00:23:52,117
because the minoxidil that you've been
551
00:23:52,151 --> 00:23:54,553
rubbing into your scalp twice
daily for the last three years
552
00:23:54,587 --> 00:23:56,621
is actually just my pee.
553
00:23:56,656 --> 00:23:58,790
Wha...?
554
00:23:58,825 --> 00:24:01,960
Why would I stoop to such puerile acts?
555
00:24:01,994 --> 00:24:04,629
Because I hate you, Will Schuester.
556
00:24:04,664 --> 00:24:06,031
And I will stop at nothing
557
00:24:06,065 --> 00:24:07,365
until I see you homeless in the streets,
558
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,800
drinking gutter runoff,
559
00:24:08,835 --> 00:24:10,569
and allowing passersby to perform lewd acts
560
00:24:10,603 --> 00:24:12,304
on your butt-chin, for money.
561
00:24:12,338 --> 00:24:14,573
You are a fatuous, dim-witted,
562
00:24:14,607 --> 00:24:16,174
borderline pederast,
563
00:24:16,209 --> 00:24:18,744
who tears up faster than a
gay jihadi in a sandstorm.
564
00:24:18,778 --> 00:24:22,314
You have befouled the
profession of teaching
565
00:24:22,348 --> 00:24:24,483
by accepting not only one
566
00:24:24,517 --> 00:24:26,318
but two Teacher of the Year awards
567
00:24:26,352 --> 00:24:28,387
despite not speaking a
word of the foreign language
568
00:24:28,421 --> 00:24:29,921
you purport to teach.
569
00:24:29,956 --> 00:24:33,658
Like the storied predators
of yesteryear, Will,
570
00:24:33,693 --> 00:24:36,661
you pick only the most
vulnerable students to favor
571
00:24:36,696 --> 00:24:38,196
while actively neglecting the others.
572
00:24:38,231 --> 00:24:40,399
Like that gross kid with the dreadlocks,
573
00:24:40,433 --> 00:24:42,067
or that poor Irish idiot Rory.
574
00:24:42,101 --> 00:24:44,603
Or the black dancer, whose
name none of us remember
575
00:24:44,637 --> 00:24:47,072
because you rode his back
to a win at sectionals,
576
00:24:47,106 --> 00:24:48,707
and then promptly ignored him
577
00:24:48,741 --> 00:24:49,941
into oblivion.
578
00:24:49,976 --> 00:24:52,110
You positively worship a student
579
00:24:52,145 --> 00:24:54,346
if they can so much as carry a tune,
580
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:56,114
and yet you don't know a single name
581
00:24:56,149 --> 00:24:59,284
of the only true musical
geniuses in that choir room...
582
00:24:59,318 --> 00:25:00,852
The band!...
583
00:25:00,887 --> 00:25:02,721
Who have demonstrated, time and again,
584
00:25:02,755 --> 00:25:04,690
that they can, at the drop of a hat,
585
00:25:04,724 --> 00:25:07,025
play literally any song you can name,
586
00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:11,396
and still, you treat them like
so much nameless human garbage.
587
00:25:12,565 --> 00:25:14,533
Your bizarre psycho-sexual
588
00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:16,535
obsession with that glee club
589
00:25:16,569 --> 00:25:18,070
was disturbing from the first moment
590
00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:20,105
you stalked a nude student in the showers.
591
00:25:20,139 --> 00:25:22,274
You know, I'm honestly
surprised you didn't re-enact
592
00:25:22,308 --> 00:25:23,542
what was clearly the formative event
593
00:25:23,576 --> 00:25:25,210
of your own teenage years,
594
00:25:25,244 --> 00:25:27,879
and Sandusky the poor
kid right there and then.
595
00:25:27,914 --> 00:25:30,449
Oh, and I think those
absorbent sweater vests
596
00:25:30,483 --> 00:25:32,217
actually hide the fact that you lactate
597
00:25:32,251 --> 00:25:34,319
every time you give one
of your excruciatingly
598
00:25:34,354 --> 00:25:36,088
condescending pep talks.
599
00:25:36,122 --> 00:25:40,559
Your charms wore off a
long time ago, William...
600
00:25:40,593 --> 00:25:43,228
somewhere around Bieber Week.
601
00:25:43,262 --> 00:25:45,597
So why don't you take your washboard abs
602
00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:46,999
and your washboard forehead,
603
00:25:47,033 --> 00:25:49,401
get the hell out of my office.
604
00:25:49,435 --> 00:25:51,169
Oh, and take that uncomfortable smirk
605
00:25:51,204 --> 00:25:53,972
and the nine-foot fart you
must be holding in, with you,
606
00:25:54,007 --> 00:25:56,074
and let 'er rip the second you get home.
607
00:25:56,109 --> 00:25:57,609
'Cause you know what? If you're lucky,
608
00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,478
that sphincter just might toot out
609
00:25:59,512 --> 00:26:01,913
the first minute and a
half of "Wheel in the Sky,"
610
00:26:01,948 --> 00:26:04,750
which is the only Journey song
you haven't yet managed to ruin.
611
00:26:04,784 --> 00:26:07,753
You know what, Sue?
612
00:26:07,787 --> 00:26:09,688
I happen to know that you're
not long for this school.
613
00:26:09,722 --> 00:26:11,323
What are you talking about?
614
00:26:11,357 --> 00:26:13,925
I heard a rumor that you
are making retirement plans.
615
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,994
Damn it, Becky.
616
00:26:16,029 --> 00:26:17,429
She tweeted it, didn't she?
617
00:26:17,463 --> 00:26:19,183
I'll tell you right
now that I'm going to do
618
00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:21,133
everything in my power to
make sure that the glee club
619
00:26:21,167 --> 00:26:22,968
is a permanent fixture at this school,
620
00:26:23,002 --> 00:26:25,370
long after you're gone.
621
00:26:25,405 --> 00:26:26,805
It's good talking to you, Sue.
622
00:26:30,568 --> 00:26:32,362
I know you're overworked.
623
00:26:32,396 --> 00:26:33,730
I'm just saying this auditorium
624
00:26:33,764 --> 00:26:35,298
could use a little bit
more of your attention.
625
00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:37,300
I mean, there's gum on half of these seats.
626
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:40,470
Don't blame me, blame the parents!
627
00:26:40,504 --> 00:26:42,705
They let Johnny and Susie run wild,
628
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,407
but Johnny and Susie can't read.
629
00:26:44,441 --> 00:26:45,808
It's an American tragedy!
630
00:26:45,843 --> 00:26:47,377
Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
631
00:26:47,411 --> 00:26:49,312
Um, I'm supposed to give
Rachel and Sam a piano lesson.
632
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:50,480
I-I can't find them anywhere.
633
00:26:50,514 --> 00:26:52,882
I spotted them in the courtyard
634
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:56,152
sharing a hot, soft
pretzel with honey mustard.
635
00:26:56,186 --> 00:26:57,887
I'm no psychic, but I predict
636
00:26:57,921 --> 00:27:02,158
another tempestuous,
sexy, glee club romance.
637
00:27:02,192 --> 00:27:04,060
Speaking of which, I will leave you two
638
00:27:04,094 --> 00:27:05,895
ex-lovebirds alone.
639
00:27:05,929 --> 00:27:08,431
Thank you very much.
640
00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:10,033
Thank you.
641
00:27:12,770 --> 00:27:14,637
Uh-oh.
642
00:27:14,672 --> 00:27:16,139
Something's wrong.
643
00:27:16,173 --> 00:27:17,907
Everything... okay?
644
00:27:17,942 --> 00:27:19,075
Everything is wrong.
645
00:27:19,109 --> 00:27:20,510
Dave has dated, like,
646
00:27:20,544 --> 00:27:22,745
every guy with facial hair
647
00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:23,813
in the greater Midwest,
648
00:27:23,847 --> 00:27:24,914
and, evidently,
649
00:27:24,949 --> 00:27:26,249
we're related.
650
00:27:26,283 --> 00:27:27,750
Wait, what? Yeah.
651
00:27:27,785 --> 00:27:29,919
Sue went on one of
those ancestry Web sites,
652
00:27:29,954 --> 00:27:32,155
and she discovered that
Dave and I are third cousins.
653
00:27:32,189 --> 00:27:34,357
Blaine, there-there is no universe
654
00:27:34,391 --> 00:27:36,759
where you and Karofsky are related.
655
00:27:36,794 --> 00:27:39,429
Sue is obviously just trying
to get you guys to break up
656
00:27:39,463 --> 00:27:40,596
so we get back together.
657
00:27:40,631 --> 00:27:42,699
Why can't she, and everyone else,
658
00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:45,268
just understand that, yes,
you were my first love...
659
00:27:45,302 --> 00:27:47,136
And you were mine. ...but I just think,
660
00:27:47,171 --> 00:27:48,705
like you always say,
661
00:27:48,739 --> 00:27:51,708
we're probably better off
as... great friends, you know?
662
00:27:53,143 --> 00:27:55,445
Well, I'm glad that we
could be adult about this.
663
00:27:55,479 --> 00:27:56,512
Yeah.
664
00:27:56,547 --> 00:27:58,047
And, full disclosure,
665
00:27:58,082 --> 00:28:00,783
I've actually met a really nice guy on line
666
00:28:00,818 --> 00:28:03,138
and, uh, we have our first date tonight.
667
00:28:04,321 --> 00:28:05,989
Oh!
668
00:28:06,023 --> 00:28:08,157
Well, that's... awesome.
669
00:28:09,693 --> 00:28:12,795
That's, um... I hope that goes really well.
670
00:28:12,830 --> 00:28:14,897
Yeah. Yeah, uh...
671
00:28:14,932 --> 00:28:17,400
well, you know, he damn
well better know that
672
00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:21,371
he is on a date with America's
most eligible bachelor.
673
00:28:22,339 --> 00:28:24,240
Um... I-I gotta go.
674
00:28:24,274 --> 00:28:25,408
Um...
675
00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:26,976
I-I really gotta get going.
676
00:28:27,011 --> 00:28:28,211
I gotta find those guys.
677
00:28:28,245 --> 00:28:30,380
Um... it was good to... good to see you.
678
00:28:30,414 --> 00:28:31,514
Oh, yeah, you, too.
679
00:28:31,548 --> 00:28:33,483
Oh. Hello.
680
00:28:33,517 --> 00:28:34,757
Yeah, the, um...
681
00:28:34,785 --> 00:28:35,785
You, too. You, too.
682
00:28:35,786 --> 00:28:37,266
Yeah. Okay.
683
00:28:45,195 --> 00:28:46,696
♪ Girl, you sound so good. ♪
684
00:28:47,865 --> 00:28:49,232
John Mayer.
685
00:28:49,266 --> 00:28:50,433
Uh, no, seriously, though, you're...
686
00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:51,707
you're sounding amazing.
687
00:28:51,735 --> 00:28:53,002
I mean, you're getting really good.
688
00:28:53,037 --> 00:28:55,071
I think I'm really getting the hang of it.
689
00:28:55,105 --> 00:28:56,706
I gotta be honest... I
think these piano lessons
690
00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:58,207
were a really good idea.
691
00:28:58,242 --> 00:29:00,109
And thank you so much for
being so patient with me
692
00:29:00,144 --> 00:29:01,778
and just... helping me to stay calm.
693
00:29:01,812 --> 00:29:03,413
Well, I mean, it wasn't hard, I mean...
694
00:29:03,447 --> 00:29:04,647
there's nothing you can't do.
695
00:29:10,988 --> 00:29:12,555
I love this song.
696
00:29:21,465 --> 00:29:24,734
♪ Making my way
downtown, walking fast ♪
697
00:29:24,768 --> 00:29:26,769
♪ Faces passing, I'm home bound ♪
698
00:29:31,575 --> 00:29:33,543
♪ Staring blankly ahead ♪
699
00:29:33,577 --> 00:29:35,945
♪ Just making my way, making my way ♪
700
00:29:35,979 --> 00:29:39,082
♪ Through the crowd ♪
701
00:29:43,253 --> 00:29:44,493
♪ And I need you ♪
702
00:29:45,589 --> 00:29:46,789
♪ And I miss you ♪
703
00:29:48,158 --> 00:29:51,327
♪ And now I wonder ♪
704
00:29:51,362 --> 00:29:54,097
♪ If I could fall ♪
705
00:29:54,131 --> 00:29:56,766
♪ Into the sky ♪
706
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,335
♪ Do you think time ♪
707
00:29:59,370 --> 00:30:02,071
♪ Would pass me by ♪
708
00:30:02,106 --> 00:30:06,309
♪ 'Cause you know I'd
walk a thousand miles ♪
709
00:30:06,343 --> 00:30:10,580
♪ If I could just see you ♪
710
00:30:10,614 --> 00:30:12,048
♪ Tonight ♪
711
00:30:13,317 --> 00:30:15,118
♪ Yeah, tonight... ♪
712
00:30:15,152 --> 00:30:18,254
♪ Yeah, tonight ♪
713
00:30:18,288 --> 00:30:19,555
♪ Oh, tonight! ♪
714
00:30:22,326 --> 00:30:24,660
♪ And I, I ♪
715
00:30:24,695 --> 00:30:27,263
♪ Don't want to let you know ♪
716
00:30:27,297 --> 00:30:30,099
♪ I, I ♪
717
00:30:30,134 --> 00:30:32,435
♪ Drown in your memory ♪
718
00:30:32,469 --> 00:30:34,837
♪ I, I ♪
719
00:30:34,872 --> 00:30:37,507
♪ Don't want to let this go ♪
720
00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:39,275
♪ I, I ♪
721
00:30:39,309 --> 00:30:42,779
♪ Don't... ♪
722
00:30:42,813 --> 00:30:44,347
♪ If I could fall ♪
723
00:30:44,381 --> 00:30:46,949
♪ Into the sky ♪
724
00:30:46,984 --> 00:30:49,118
♪ Do you think time ♪
725
00:30:49,153 --> 00:30:52,388
♪ Would pass us by? ♪
726
00:30:52,423 --> 00:30:56,793
♪ 'Cause you know I'd
walk a thousand miles ♪
727
00:30:56,827 --> 00:31:00,897
♪ If I could just see you ♪
728
00:31:00,931 --> 00:31:02,231
♪ Oh! ♪
729
00:31:02,266 --> 00:31:04,667
♪ If I could fall ♪
730
00:31:04,701 --> 00:31:05,802
♪ Into the sky ♪
731
00:31:05,836 --> 00:31:07,670
♪ Into the sky ♪
732
00:31:07,704 --> 00:31:09,539
♪ Do you think time ♪
733
00:31:09,573 --> 00:31:12,642
♪ Would pass us by? ♪
734
00:31:12,676 --> 00:31:17,480
♪ 'Cause you know I'd
walk a thousand miles ♪
735
00:31:17,514 --> 00:31:21,250
♪ If I could just see you ♪
736
00:31:21,285 --> 00:31:23,686
♪ If I could just ♪
737
00:31:23,721 --> 00:31:27,356
♪ Hold you ♪
738
00:31:27,391 --> 00:31:31,127
♪ Tonight. ♪
739
00:31:50,368 --> 00:31:53,632
Then the hooker says, "No,
that's not a cheese taco,
740
00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:55,734
Jonah Hill."
741
00:31:55,768 --> 00:31:57,235
He was kissing a hooker.
742
00:31:57,270 --> 00:31:58,737
Hey, guys.
743
00:31:58,771 --> 00:32:01,406
Can I just talk to your coach for a second?
744
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,341
Okay, so I'm just gonna say this,
745
00:32:03,376 --> 00:32:05,076
because I haven't been able
to think about anything else,
746
00:32:05,111 --> 00:32:07,078
and I got, like, zero
sleep last night, but...
747
00:32:07,113 --> 00:32:08,246
our kiss?
748
00:32:08,281 --> 00:32:09,948
What kiss?
749
00:32:09,982 --> 00:32:11,349
"What kiss?"
750
00:32:11,384 --> 00:32:12,517
Exactly, right, we're both creative people,
751
00:32:12,552 --> 00:32:13,919
and sometimes creative people
752
00:32:13,953 --> 00:32:15,433
create bonds with their fellow actors,
753
00:32:15,454 --> 00:32:17,455
and sometimes those bonds
create gestures that don't
754
00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:18,590
necessarily mean the same
thing in the real world
755
00:32:18,624 --> 00:32:19,624
as they would in show business.
756
00:32:19,659 --> 00:32:21,159
Anyways, um, I just...
757
00:32:21,194 --> 00:32:23,995
I've really liked
hanging out with you, Sam,
758
00:32:24,030 --> 00:32:25,830
and I-I wanted to ask you this yesterday,
759
00:32:25,865 --> 00:32:27,532
but you sort of left, like, really fast,
760
00:32:27,567 --> 00:32:30,368
but, um, do you want to get
a coffee with me sometime?
761
00:32:30,403 --> 00:32:31,970
Oh, are you,
762
00:32:32,004 --> 00:32:33,964
are you asking me, like, out on a date?
763
00:32:35,808 --> 00:32:37,275
Yeah.
764
00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:39,110
Rachel, uh,
765
00:32:39,145 --> 00:32:41,446
that's super sweet, but I-I can't.
766
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,960
And it's not because of
your teeny-tiny booty.
767
00:32:43,983 --> 00:32:45,617
I actually like teeny-tiny booties.
768
00:32:45,651 --> 00:32:47,886
It's... I'm kind of still
in love with Mercedes.
769
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,321
Oh. Sorry.
770
00:32:49,355 --> 00:32:50,522
Yeah.
771
00:33:03,836 --> 00:33:04,916
Oh, hey, Sue. What's up?
772
00:33:04,937 --> 00:33:05,971
Uh, what-what are you doing?
773
00:33:06,005 --> 00:33:07,539
And...
774
00:33:07,573 --> 00:33:10,075
you're hypnotized again.
775
00:33:10,109 --> 00:33:11,189
Oh, my God, I'm hypnotized.
776
00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:12,577
That was so fast.
777
00:33:12,612 --> 00:33:14,880
You've done well, my dark apprentice.
778
00:33:14,914 --> 00:33:16,414
Phase two
779
00:33:16,449 --> 00:33:19,084
of my sinister plan will now commence.
780
00:33:19,118 --> 00:33:20,986
Triskaidekaphobia.
781
00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:22,988
Ambrosia salad.
782
00:33:23,022 --> 00:33:24,723
Goodluck Jonathan.
783
00:33:24,757 --> 00:33:26,324
Wait, I'm confused.
784
00:33:26,359 --> 00:33:28,260
Do those words hypnotize
me or dehypnotize me?
785
00:33:28,294 --> 00:33:30,214
Neither, they're just words I like.
786
00:33:30,229 --> 00:33:31,897
Okay. As you continue
787
00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:34,533
to gaslight Rachel Berry,
788
00:33:34,567 --> 00:33:38,403
phase two will incorporate the
tormenting of Will Schuester.
789
00:33:38,437 --> 00:33:40,405
You will start by stealing
790
00:33:40,439 --> 00:33:41,740
his utility bills
791
00:33:41,774 --> 00:33:43,942
from the mailbox in front of his condo.
792
00:33:43,976 --> 00:33:46,378
Awesome.
793
00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:52,684
Hi, I-I'm still waiting for someone,
794
00:33:52,718 --> 00:33:54,186
but in the meantime,
795
00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:55,887
I would love a bottle of sparkling water.
796
00:33:55,922 --> 00:33:57,722
Kurt?
797
00:33:57,757 --> 00:34:00,258
I'm Walter. It's good to finally meet you.
798
00:34:00,293 --> 00:34:02,294
Oh, hi!
799
00:34:02,328 --> 00:34:03,428
I'd know you anywhere.
800
00:34:03,463 --> 00:34:04,763
You look just like your photo.
801
00:34:04,797 --> 00:34:07,199
Yeah, and your photo
802
00:34:07,233 --> 00:34:10,902
definitely looks like you
a-a-a-at some point in time.
803
00:34:10,937 --> 00:34:12,571
This is fun.
804
00:34:12,605 --> 00:34:14,072
How old are you, exactly?
805
00:34:15,475 --> 00:34:17,609
Well, since you're asking,
806
00:34:17,643 --> 00:34:19,144
I'm...
807
00:34:19,178 --> 00:34:21,112
50... years old.
808
00:34:22,014 --> 00:34:23,882
No, but true story.
809
00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:25,784
Last week, I bought a six-pack
of beer at the grocery store,
810
00:34:25,818 --> 00:34:27,152
and the clerk asked me for my I.D.
811
00:34:27,186 --> 00:34:28,253
I don't know
812
00:34:28,287 --> 00:34:29,788
is she thought I was underage
813
00:34:29,822 --> 00:34:31,456
or an undocumented
worker, but the point is,
814
00:34:31,491 --> 00:34:33,058
I still feel like
815
00:34:33,092 --> 00:34:34,626
I'm 30,
816
00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:36,428
which is why I still use
that photo in my profile.
817
00:34:36,462 --> 00:34:37,896
Yeah.
818
00:34:37,930 --> 00:34:39,464
Have to be honest,
819
00:34:39,499 --> 00:34:40,966
I-I, I just thought it
was an Instagram filter.
820
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,001
You're on Instagram? Me, too!
821
00:34:43,035 --> 00:34:44,136
Yeah.
822
00:34:44,170 --> 00:34:46,605
My handle is HotCupOWalter.
823
00:34:47,874 --> 00:34:50,114
That's what my wife used to call me.
824
00:34:50,843 --> 00:34:54,146
I was married for 33 years.
825
00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:56,982
I got a couple kids
who're... about your age.
826
00:34:57,016 --> 00:34:59,351
Ooh, no kidding, huh?
827
00:34:59,385 --> 00:35:01,119
Yeah.
828
00:35:01,154 --> 00:35:03,989
Yeah, I didn't come out of
the closet until last year.
829
00:35:04,023 --> 00:35:06,324
You know, I thought I
never was gonna come out.
830
00:35:06,359 --> 00:35:08,660
Look, W-Walter,
831
00:35:08,694 --> 00:35:11,163
y-you seem like a very nice man,
832
00:35:11,197 --> 00:35:12,330
but it's just that,
833
00:35:12,365 --> 00:35:14,099
well, when talked on the phone,
834
00:35:14,133 --> 00:35:15,967
you never mentioned that
you were in your 50s,
835
00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:18,336
or that-that you were
married with-with kids.
836
00:35:18,371 --> 00:35:20,772
But that's because we got so busy chatting
837
00:35:20,807 --> 00:35:23,475
about how Golden Girls
is the greatest sitcom
838
00:35:23,509 --> 00:35:24,676
of all time.
839
00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:26,378
Look, you're absolutely right.
840
00:35:26,412 --> 00:35:29,347
I should've been more honest, and I wasn't.
841
00:35:29,382 --> 00:35:30,982
But it's not because I'm deluded
842
00:35:31,017 --> 00:35:33,051
or some sort of a psycho,
843
00:35:33,085 --> 00:35:34,519
it's just that...
844
00:35:34,554 --> 00:35:36,888
I was really enjoying getting to know you.
845
00:35:36,923 --> 00:35:40,025
I didn't want to say something
that would scare you off.
846
00:35:40,059 --> 00:35:42,327
Well...
847
00:35:42,361 --> 00:35:44,729
I can see that this is not a good fit.
848
00:35:44,764 --> 00:35:47,032
So, I'm not gonna waste
any more of your time.
849
00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:48,500
I'm really sorry.
850
00:35:48,534 --> 00:35:49,868
Wait, no, I'm sorry.
851
00:35:49,902 --> 00:35:51,536
I-I don't mean to be rude.
852
00:35:51,571 --> 00:35:52,737
It's just that this is just,
853
00:35:52,772 --> 00:35:54,206
you know, a lot to take in.
854
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,709
Well, how about this?
855
00:35:57,743 --> 00:36:00,145
What if you and I just
started out as friends?
856
00:36:00,179 --> 00:36:01,880
No expectations whatsoever.
857
00:36:01,914 --> 00:36:04,416
We take it really slow,
858
00:36:04,450 --> 00:36:07,152
and if either one of us gets uncomfortable,
859
00:36:07,186 --> 00:36:08,920
we call it a day.
860
00:36:11,557 --> 00:36:13,225
I-I like the sound of that.
861
00:36:15,795 --> 00:36:17,729
♪ Hey, well, so... ♪
862
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,768
Yes.
863
00:36:22,802 --> 00:36:24,569
Sam, buddy, hey.
864
00:36:24,604 --> 00:36:25,437
What...
865
00:36:25,471 --> 00:36:27,005
I-I think that's my mail.
866
00:36:27,039 --> 00:36:28,573
Oh, yeah, I know, Rachel
asked me to steal it.
867
00:36:28,608 --> 00:36:30,108
The bills, mostly.
868
00:36:30,143 --> 00:36:32,383
She said that, you know,
if you stopped paying them,
869
00:36:32,411 --> 00:36:34,446
that maybe you would get all distracted
with, like, collection agencies
870
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,081
and stop focusing on work,
871
00:36:36,115 --> 00:36:37,549
which would give her an
advantage on Vocal Adrenaline.
872
00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,117
Wait, seriously? Oh, yeah.
873
00:36:39,152 --> 00:36:40,919
You know Rachel, she'll do anything to win.
874
00:36:40,953 --> 00:36:41,720
I-I can't believe that she would do that.
875
00:36:41,754 --> 00:36:42,954
We're friends.
876
00:36:42,989 --> 00:36:44,456
She had no problem reminding of that
877
00:36:44,490 --> 00:36:46,091
when she asked me to
throw the invitational.
878
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:48,760
Between you and me, Rachel's
kind of pissed at you.
879
00:36:48,795 --> 00:36:50,529
Yeah, she thinks that
880
00:36:50,563 --> 00:36:52,964
your suspiciously constant positivity
881
00:36:52,999 --> 00:36:54,279
and encouragement is what clouded
882
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,934
her judgment to do her TV show,
883
00:36:55,968 --> 00:36:57,602
and, um, she also blames you
884
00:36:57,637 --> 00:36:58,970
for that time she broke her nose,
885
00:36:59,005 --> 00:37:00,439
"Run Joey Run" and Boko Haram.
886
00:37:00,473 --> 00:37:01,940
Which I don't know what the last one is.
887
00:37:01,974 --> 00:37:04,109
I am so naive.
888
00:37:04,143 --> 00:37:05,710
She's been playing me this whole time.
889
00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:07,279
Well, hey, look, if you run into her,
890
00:37:07,313 --> 00:37:09,147
could you please just do
me a favor and tell her
891
00:37:09,182 --> 00:37:10,449
that I stole your bills,
892
00:37:10,483 --> 00:37:11,963
because she asked me to come at night,
893
00:37:11,984 --> 00:37:14,152
and then there's this
whole a.m./p.m. thing...
894
00:37:14,187 --> 00:37:16,188
Get out of here. Get out of here!
895
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:26,368
Vocal Adrenaline,
please report backstage.
896
00:37:26,402 --> 00:37:27,736
Two minutes to showtime.
897
00:37:27,770 --> 00:37:28,870
All right, guys, how we feeling?
898
00:37:28,905 --> 00:37:30,939
- You all ready?
- Yeah, I bet
899
00:37:30,973 --> 00:37:32,274
you're super stoked.
900
00:37:32,308 --> 00:37:33,742
I am stoked.
901
00:37:33,776 --> 00:37:35,343
I've never been more
stoked or more serious.
902
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,112
You guys should be serious, too.
903
00:37:37,146 --> 00:37:38,613
Don't touch me.
904
00:37:38,648 --> 00:37:40,549
I want you to get fired up
905
00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:41,917
for what's coming, all right?
906
00:37:41,951 --> 00:37:44,753
Okay, yes, McKinley alumni
907
00:37:44,787 --> 00:37:47,622
tried to tear at my loyalties,
and I almost let them.
908
00:37:47,657 --> 00:37:49,257
But I will never let you down, okay?
909
00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:52,227
Vocal Adrenaline has always
been the team to topple,
910
00:37:52,261 --> 00:37:53,562
and today is no different, all right?
911
00:37:53,596 --> 00:37:57,432
So I want you to own
this stage and dominate.
912
00:37:57,466 --> 00:37:58,800
Are you bipolar?
913
00:37:59,802 --> 00:38:01,403
Okay, show circle.
914
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,074
That means...
915
00:38:06,108 --> 00:38:07,275
Okay.
916
00:38:07,310 --> 00:38:08,643
Um...
917
00:38:08,678 --> 00:38:09,811
it's kind of my thing.
918
00:38:09,846 --> 00:38:11,613
We all just get in there and just...
919
00:38:11,647 --> 00:38:13,782
We don't like you.
920
00:38:13,816 --> 00:38:15,283
All right,
921
00:38:15,318 --> 00:38:16,585
amazing!
922
00:38:16,619 --> 00:38:17,819
You guys will learn that later.
923
00:38:17,854 --> 00:38:19,287
Okay, have a good show.
924
00:38:19,322 --> 00:38:21,489
Just-just go out there and...
925
00:38:21,524 --> 00:38:23,525
and-and win.
926
00:38:28,164 --> 00:38:31,466
Please direct your blank
stares to the curtain behind me.
927
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:35,737
Soon it will open and
there will be blood sport.
928
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,506
Happy Hunger Games.
929
00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:40,609
May the odds be ever in your favor.
930
00:38:47,016 --> 00:38:49,317
♪ Dum, dum, dum,
dum, dum, dum, da-dum ♪
931
00:38:49,352 --> 00:38:51,620
♪ Da-dum, dum, dum,
dum, dum, dum, da-dum ♪
932
00:38:51,654 --> 00:38:52,754
- ♪Ski-doo-bee-dop ♪
933
00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:54,489
♪ Da-dum, dum,
dum, dum, dum, dum, dum ♪
934
00:38:54,524 --> 00:38:55,924
♪ Doo, ski-doo-be-dop... ♪
♪
Da-dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, da-dum ♪
935
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:57,425
♪ Doo,
ski-doo-be-dop ♪
936
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,628
♪ We were at a party ♪
937
00:38:59,662 --> 00:39:02,831
♪ His earlobe fell in the deep ♪
938
00:39:02,865 --> 00:39:04,799
♪ Someone reached in and grabbed it ♪
939
00:39:04,834 --> 00:39:07,335
♪ It was a rock lobster ♪
940
00:39:07,370 --> 00:39:12,374
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪
941
00:39:12,408 --> 00:39:14,876
♪ Rock lobster ♪
942
00:39:17,713 --> 00:39:20,682
♪ Rock lobster ♪
943
00:39:22,752 --> 00:39:25,654
♪ Hey, hey, ah, ah... ♪
944
00:39:25,688 --> 00:39:28,356
♪ Hey, hey, ah, ah ♪
945
00:39:28,391 --> 00:39:31,393
♪ Hey, hey, ah, ah, hey, hey, ah, ah ♪
946
00:39:31,427 --> 00:39:33,228
♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah,
ah-ah, ah-ah... ♪
947
00:39:33,262 --> 00:39:35,864
♪ Rock lobster... ♪
948
00:39:35,898 --> 00:39:38,834
Wow, he is so not throwing this.
949
00:39:38,868 --> 00:39:40,202
♪ Rock lobster! ♪
950
00:39:40,236 --> 00:39:41,536
♪ Down ♪
951
00:39:41,571 --> 00:39:42,571
♪ Down... ♪
952
00:39:49,579 --> 00:39:51,913
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
953
00:39:51,948 --> 00:39:53,915
♪ Ah... ah... ♪
954
00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:56,885
♪ Rock lobster ♪
955
00:39:56,919 --> 00:39:59,721
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
956
00:39:59,755 --> 00:40:00,755
♪ Rock lobster ♪
957
00:40:00,756 --> 00:40:02,557
♪ Rock lobster-ster ♪
958
00:40:02,592 --> 00:40:03,992
♪ Rock lobster ♪
959
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:07,529
♪ Rock, rock, rock, rock lobster ♪
960
00:40:07,563 --> 00:40:08,563
♪ Rock lobster ♪
961
00:40:09,966 --> 00:40:11,733
♪ Rock lobster! ♪
962
00:40:21,277 --> 00:40:22,437
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
963
00:40:22,445 --> 00:40:24,045
♪ Bahm, bahm, bahm ♪
964
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,580
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
965
00:40:25,615 --> 00:40:27,115
♪ Bahm, bahm, bahm ♪
966
00:40:27,149 --> 00:40:28,583
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
967
00:40:28,618 --> 00:40:29,951
♪ Crack that whip ♪
968
00:40:29,986 --> 00:40:31,720
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
969
00:40:31,754 --> 00:40:33,255
♪ Give the past a slip ♪
970
00:40:33,289 --> 00:40:34,956
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
971
00:40:34,991 --> 00:40:36,424
♪ Step on a crack ♪
972
00:40:36,459 --> 00:40:37,626
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
973
00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:39,561
♪ Break your mama's back ♪
974
00:40:39,595 --> 00:40:40,962
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
975
00:40:40,997 --> 00:40:42,230
♪ Bahm, bahm, bahm ♪
976
00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:43,798
♪ When a problem comes along ♪
977
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:45,300
♪ You must whip it ♪
978
00:40:45,334 --> 00:40:46,768
♪ Before the cream sets out too long ♪
979
00:40:46,802 --> 00:40:47,969
♪ You must whip it ♪
980
00:40:48,004 --> 00:40:49,938
♪ When something's going wrong ♪
981
00:40:49,972 --> 00:40:51,106
♪ You must whip it ♪
982
00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:52,941
♪ Now whip it ♪
983
00:40:52,975 --> 00:40:55,110
♪ Into shape ♪
984
00:40:55,144 --> 00:40:56,311
♪ Shape it up ♪
985
00:40:56,345 --> 00:40:57,946
♪ Get straight ♪
986
00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,447
♪ Go forward ♪
987
00:40:59,482 --> 00:41:00,815
♪ Move ahead ♪
988
00:41:00,850 --> 00:41:02,551
♪ Try to detect it ♪
989
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:03,885
♪ It's not too late ♪
990
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,287
♪ To whip it ♪
991
00:41:05,321 --> 00:41:07,455
♪ Into shape ♪
992
00:41:07,490 --> 00:41:08,623
♪ Shape it up ♪
993
00:41:08,658 --> 00:41:10,125
♪ Get straight ♪
994
00:41:10,159 --> 00:41:11,826
♪ Go forward ♪
995
00:41:11,861 --> 00:41:13,228
♪ Move ahead ♪
996
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,930
♪ Try to detect it ♪
997
00:41:14,964 --> 00:41:16,331
♪ It's not too late ♪
998
00:41:16,365 --> 00:41:17,666
♪ To whip it ♪
999
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,167
♪ Whip it good ♪
1000
00:41:19,202 --> 00:41:20,969
♪ Bahm,
Ba-da, Ba-da ♪
1001
00:41:21,003 --> 00:41:22,270
♪ I say whip it ♪
1002
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:24,406
♪ Bahm,
Ba-da, Ba-da ♪
1003
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,640
♪ Whip it good ♪
1004
00:41:25,675 --> 00:41:26,942
♪ Bahm,
Ba-da, Ba-da ♪
1005
00:41:26,976 --> 00:41:28,009
♪ I say whip it ♪
1006
00:41:28,044 --> 00:41:30,145
♪ Bahm,
Ba-da, Ba-da ♪
1007
00:41:30,179 --> 00:41:32,447
♪ Whip it good! ♪
1008
00:41:39,217 --> 00:41:44,284
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