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So here's what you missed on Glee.
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Rachel got Kitty
to rejoin the glee club
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and Spencer just joined up
on his own, but anyway,
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the New Directions!
were really good
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and they won Sue's
weird invitational.
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They were sitting on stools,
singing in unison.
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Something's definitely going on
between Rachel and Sam,
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'cause, like, they were
hanging out and they kissed,
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but it could have something
to do with Sue hypnotizing him.
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Santana and Brittany
are engaged and in love,
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but Santana's still super bummed
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about the time she came out and
her grandma disowned her. Boo.
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And that's what
you missed on Glee.
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Hey, there, baby.
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Ambition is a dream
with a V-8 engine.
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Do you start every conversation
with an impression?
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Uh, it's the world's
greatest icebreaker, yes.
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What's up?
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Um, I just remembered
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we talked about
getting together this week.
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Oh, yeah, is that still on?
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Uh, yeah.
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I mean, unless
you want to cancel
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or reschedule. Do you
want to cancel or...?
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I mean, I just...
No, I...
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I just, you know...
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Later today, after school?
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- Breadstix. Um...
- Cool.
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♪ What do you get
when you fall in love? ♪
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♪ A guy with a pin
to burst your bubble ♪
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♪ That's what you get
for all your trouble ♪
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♪ I'll... ♪
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♪ I'll never fall
in love again ♪
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♪ I'll never
fall in love again ♪
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♪ What do you do
when you kiss a girl? ♪
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♪ You get enough germs
to catch pneumonia ♪
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♪ After you do,
she'll never phone you ♪
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♪ I'll... ♪
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♪ Never fall in love again ♪
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♪ Don't you know that
I'll never fall in love again ♪
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♪ Don't tell me
what's it all about ♪
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♪ 'Cause I've been there
and I'm glad I'm out ♪
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♪ Out of those chains,
those chains that bind you ♪
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♪ That is why
I'm here to remind you ♪
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♪ What do you get
when you fall in love? ♪
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♪ You only get lies
and pain and sorrow ♪
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♪ So for at least
until tomorrow ♪
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♪ I'll... ♪
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♪ I'll never fall
in love again ♪
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♪ Don't you know that I'll ♪
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♪ I'll never fall
in love again ♪
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♪ I'll... ♪
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♪ Never fall in love ♪
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♪ Again. ♪
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Brittany? Sweetie?
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What is it, Mom?
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Your father and I would
like to talk to you.
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Sorry to bother you, sweetie.
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- It's okay.
- Hey.
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What are you working on?
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Trying to find a Euler brick
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whose face diagonal
is also an integer.
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I'm sorry?
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Well, a Euler brick is a cuboid
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that possess integer edges A,
which is greater than B,
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which is greater than C,
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and face diagonals.
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DAB, DAC and DBC.
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Ooh, the integer's
giving me a headache.
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Mmm.
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Uh, honey...
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Uh, sweetie,
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um, I was just wondering, uh...
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have you ever wondered
how you ended up
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a mathematical genius?
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You know, even though
I'm of average intelligence
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and your father is of
below average intelligence?
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I'm really not a smart man.
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I mean, he's got an IQ
of 60, so he should only
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be allowed to harvest vegetables
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or repair furniture.
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See, I have an IQ of 60, so...
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Yeah, I just said that.
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Anyway, honey,
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your father and I
have talked it over,
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and we have decided
that it's time
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for you to know the truth.
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And you may find it a
little bit shocking...
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What... what is it? What...
what is it?
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Pierce is not your real father.
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What?
What?
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What are...
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We talked about this.
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When?
We talked...
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we talked every...
every day
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for about 19 years.
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Oh...
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I remember.
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Brittany,
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I'm not your real father.
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Who is my real father, then?
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Yeah, who's her real father?
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Your real father...
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...is Dr. Stephen Hawking.
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The robot.
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What?
He's not a robot.
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Pierce and I, we went to England
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on our honeymoon,
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and that's when Pierce told me
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that he... and I'm
quoting him...
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He said, "I am sterile",
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and I can't
have kids."
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Oh, Mom. What he
really meant was,
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"I am virile,
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and I can't wait
to have kids."
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Mom!
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That's classic.
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That sounds like something
I would say.
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- You did say that.
- Copy that.
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- Oh, Mom...
- Anyway,
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I cried and I ran,
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and I ended up going to a pub
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and getting drunk,
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and I looked over, and I saw
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two little wheels
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underneath the stall,
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and I ended up having sex
with Stephen Hawking.
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And nine months later,
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I got you,
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in a Indiana barn.
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And I want you to know
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that I'm still your dad,
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even though I'm not your dad,
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and I will always be your dad.
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Okay.
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Yeah, and this is just like...
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it's just a little shocking.
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Oh, I know.
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And you know what?
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I'm sorry that you
had to wait so long
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to hear this.
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Okay, well, Mom and Dad?
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Um... I have some news, so...
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- Uh-oh.
- No, no, it's great.
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Santana and I
are getting married.
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- Oh!
- Oh...
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You see?
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These girls!
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- Santana?
- Oh, my gosh!
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That's fantastic!
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- Sam, I'm sorry.
- Rachel, I'm sorry.
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What are you sorry for?
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Um, for blowing off our date.
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Well, I blew off our date.
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Me, too! I...
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Well, look, I know we talked
about just going as friends,
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but then...
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Look, I'll admit it, Rachel.
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I have a...
a little thing for you,
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and with a nudge or two,
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it could probably go
into a big thing.
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But there's, like,
a huge part of me
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that has a bigger thing
for Mercedes, so I...
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Look, I'd be lying
if I didn't say
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that I have feelings
for you, too.
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It's just that
I have more important things
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to focus on,
like teaching these young kids.
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Oh, my God.
I am supposed to be teaching
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health class right now.
Okay? I am so sorry.
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I gotta go.
Uh, I love you, Rachel. Bye.
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Okay. Love you.
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Hello, winners!
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I don't know about you guys,
but I'm still basking
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in the glow of our first
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of many championship trophies.
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Well, Rachel and I
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want our champions to celebrate
another champion.
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Katniss Everdeen!
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Close.
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Burt Bacharach.
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This is a good time
to go to the bathroom
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or get a snack.
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Burt Bacharach
has written 73...
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Count 'em, 73...
Top 40 hits.
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He's also won three Oscars,
two Golden Globes,
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a boatload of Grammys,
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and his music has been
featured on everything
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from The Simpsons to Goodfellas.
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And you can't help but grin
when you listen to his music.
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His songs are uplifting
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and theatrical and optimistic.
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We need to soak up
all his uplifting energy
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as we get ready for Sectionals.
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Which are five weeks away,
but I guarantee you,
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Vocal Adrenaline
and the Warblers
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are doing everything
in their power to regain
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their former glory.
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But fear not,
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because we have a secret weapon.
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Is that my cue?
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Diva!
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Yes, I am here to mentor you,
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and yes, these are
my beautiful diamonds,
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and yes,
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my single "Shakin' My Head"
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is number 89 on iTunes.
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Ooh...
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So, which one of you
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wants me to mentor you?
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- Somebody?
- Me, me, me.
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- Me.
- Oh, my God!
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So, let's get to it.
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What's going on
between you and Sam?
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We...
Nothing.
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I mean, why?
What did... what did you hear?
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If the Olympics
had a gossip event,
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Kurt Hummel would be Mark Spitz.
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We were supposed
to go out on a date,
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but both of us bailed
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because neither of us
wanted to hurt you.
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Mercedes Jones
has seen Paris, okay?
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No, I-I-I love Sam,
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but we're just friends.
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Plus, we already talked
about this.
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It's time for you
to get back out there.
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I'll think about it.
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You know, it feels super weird
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being in here.
Mmm. I know.
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I used to feel that way,
but then I got used to it.
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Yeah, well, I'm all for
what you're doing here,
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as long as it's a part of
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the Rachel Berry
Rebuilding Project.
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Because we both know
that soon enough,
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you're gonna have to go
back to where you belong.
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New York. Broadway.
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Why are you getting
so worked up about it?
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I'm gonna go back.
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I know you are,
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because at my lunch yesterday
with Russell Simmons,
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he told me about
a new Broadway show
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his friend is producing.
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It's a new, original musical.
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They're holding auditions
on Friday,
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and you're going.
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There is absolutely no way
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I'm going to get an audition.
Really?
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Because I had Russell call
and get you one,
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so what are you gonna sing?
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No, I'm not...
I'm not ready to go back there.
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You want to know
what the best thing is
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about having our gift?
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It's always there,
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like a good friend.
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You know, when you open
your mouth, there it is.
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But these kids... You're
doing God's work here, okay?
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Nobody's trying to stop that.
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But they're not
going to Sectionals
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for another five weeks.
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And I can tell you
that nothing feels right
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if Rachel Berry isn't in front
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of an audience somewhere,
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killing it six nights a week
and twice on Sunday.
264
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I'm just scared.
265
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I know you are, girl.
266
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And that's why I set up
267
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a little old-school inspiration
for you in the auditorium.
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
269
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
270
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♪ Sha-la-la-la-la ♪
271
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♪ It's not the way you smile ♪
272
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♪ That touched my heart ♪
273
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♪ Sha-la-la-la-la ♪
274
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♪ It's not the way you kiss ♪
275
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♪ That tears me apart ♪
276
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♪ Whoa-ho-ho ♪
277
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♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ Many, many nights roll by ♪
278
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♪ I sit alone at home and cry ♪
279
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♪ Over you ♪
280
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♪ What can I do? ♪
281
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♪ Ah... ♪
282
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♪ Can't help myself ♪
283
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♪ 'Cause, baby, it's you ♪
284
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
285
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♪ Baby, it's you ♪
286
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
287
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♪ Sha-la-la-la-la ♪
288
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♪ You should hear
what they say ♪
289
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♪ About you ♪
290
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♪ Cheat, cheat ♪
291
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♪ They say you've never,
never, never ♪
292
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♪ Been true ♪
♪ Cheat, cheat ♪
293
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♪ Whoa-oa-oa ♪
294
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♪ It doesn't matter ♪
295
00:10:16,579 --> 00:10:18,881
♪ What they say ♪
♪ Ah... ♪
296
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♪ I know I'm gonna love you
any old way ♪
297
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♪ What can I do ♪
298
00:10:23,853 --> 00:10:25,754
♪ When it's true? ♪
299
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♪ I don't want nobody ♪
300
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♪ Nobody ♪
301
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♪ 'Cause, baby, it's you ♪
302
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
303
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♪ Baby, baby, it's you ♪
304
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
305
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♪ Don't leave me alone ♪
306
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
307
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♪ Come on home ♪
308
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
309
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♪ Baby, baby, it's you ♪
310
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
311
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♪ Baby, it's you. ♪
312
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Thank you, Mercedes.
313
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Hey, even mentors need mentors.
314
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I appreciate it.
315
00:11:04,227 --> 00:11:06,195
And you're right,
I do miss New York.
316
00:11:06,229 --> 00:11:08,030
I think about being
in my dressing room
317
00:11:08,064 --> 00:11:10,544
and listening to the
crowd settling in.
318
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,768
But I just...
319
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I can't.
320
00:11:15,305 --> 00:11:17,306
I can't do it.
321
00:11:20,762 --> 00:11:22,196
Welcome to my bedroom.
322
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,530
I've been in here before.
323
00:11:23,565 --> 00:11:25,866
- We dated for, like, three months.
- Uh, I think
324
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,469
I would have remembered if I dated
a guy with glasses, okay?
325
00:11:28,503 --> 00:11:29,570
I have a question.
326
00:11:29,604 --> 00:11:31,572
I would like to hire you
327
00:11:31,606 --> 00:11:34,086
to be Santana's and
my wedding planner.
328
00:11:34,309 --> 00:11:35,309
For free.
329
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:36,610
Wow.
330
00:11:36,644 --> 00:11:38,212
- I'm honored.
- Great.
331
00:11:38,246 --> 00:11:39,713
- But why me?
- Partially
332
00:11:39,748 --> 00:11:41,215
because it felt like you've
had nothing to do all year.
333
00:11:41,249 --> 00:11:43,450
And also because
you're a director.
334
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,319
And I thought you could really
help me bring my vision to life.
335
00:11:45,353 --> 00:11:47,473
- Okay, pitch it to me.
- Okay.
336
00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:51,492
I made a list of all the things
that remind me of Santana
337
00:11:51,526 --> 00:11:53,727
because I thought one of
them could be a great theme.
338
00:11:53,762 --> 00:11:54,828
Okay, what are they?
339
00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,564
- Scissors.
- Uh-uh.
340
00:11:57,599 --> 00:11:59,666
- Sweet lady-kisses?
- No.
341
00:11:59,701 --> 00:12:01,735
Tuna.
342
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,237
Lord Tubbington
snuck that one in.
343
00:12:03,271 --> 00:12:05,506
- Okay. Heaven.
- Wait.
344
00:12:07,342 --> 00:12:09,676
- Elaborate.
- Well, uh...
345
00:12:09,711 --> 00:12:12,780
When I'm with Santana, it just
feels like I'm in Heaven, and...
346
00:12:14,282 --> 00:12:15,522
...angel wings
remind me of her.
347
00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:18,052
Okay, let's explore Heaven.
348
00:12:21,623 --> 00:12:23,590
♪ Wishin' and hopin' ♪
349
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,692
♪ And thinkin' and prayin' ♪
350
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♪ Plannin' and dreamin' ♪
351
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♪ Each night of her charms ♪
352
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♪ That won't get you
into her arms ♪
353
00:12:35,303 --> 00:12:38,772
♪ So if you're lookin'
to find love ♪
354
00:12:38,807 --> 00:12:43,711
♪ You can share... ♪
355
00:12:43,745 --> 00:12:46,180
♪ All you got to do
is hold her ♪
356
00:12:46,214 --> 00:12:48,682
♪ And kiss her and love her ♪
357
00:12:48,717 --> 00:12:53,187
♪ And show her that you care ♪
358
00:12:53,221 --> 00:12:55,723
♪ Show her that you care ♪
359
00:12:55,757 --> 00:12:57,725
♪ Just for her ♪
360
00:12:57,759 --> 00:12:59,526
♪ Do the things ♪
361
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,729
♪ She likes to do ♪
362
00:13:01,763 --> 00:13:03,964
♪ Wear your hair ♪
363
00:13:03,998 --> 00:13:05,799
♪ Just for her ♪
364
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:07,468
♪ 'Cause... ♪
365
00:13:07,502 --> 00:13:09,303
♪ You won't get her ♪
366
00:13:09,337 --> 00:13:11,505
♪ Thinkin' and a-prayin' ♪
367
00:13:11,539 --> 00:13:13,741
♪ Wishin' and a-hopin' ♪
368
00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:15,542
♪ 'Cause wishin' and hopin' ♪
369
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:18,145
♪ And thinkin' and prayin' ♪
370
00:13:18,179 --> 00:13:19,813
♪ Plannin' and dreamin' ♪
371
00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:23,317
♪ The kisses will start ♪
372
00:13:23,351 --> 00:13:24,985
♪ That won't get you ♪
373
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,755
♪ Into her heart ♪
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
374
00:13:27,789 --> 00:13:31,892
♪ So if you're thinkin'
about how great ♪
375
00:13:31,926 --> 00:13:36,230
♪ True love is... ♪
376
00:13:36,264 --> 00:13:37,865
♪ All you gotta do is ♪
377
00:13:37,899 --> 00:13:39,500
♪ Hold her and kiss her ♪
378
00:13:39,534 --> 00:13:41,168
♪ And squeeze her and love her ♪
379
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:44,838
♪ Yeah, just do it,
and after you do ♪
380
00:13:44,873 --> 00:13:48,242
♪ You will be hers ♪
381
00:13:49,277 --> 00:13:52,780
♪ You will be hers ♪
382
00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:58,385
♪ You will be hers... ♪
383
00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:09,196
I think Heaven may be the
perfect theme for this wedding.
384
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:11,365
Yeah, or not.
385
00:14:11,399 --> 00:14:12,866
Let's keep it on the list.
386
00:14:12,901 --> 00:14:14,435
I still think the
underworld could be cool.
387
00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:15,536
Let's think about that.
388
00:14:16,671 --> 00:14:18,305
Sorry to break up
your boy time, boys.
389
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,641
But we have a crisis, and
I need to recruit you guys.
390
00:14:20,675 --> 00:14:22,042
It's Rachel. Now, we all know
that she needed
391
00:14:22,077 --> 00:14:24,278
to come back here and lick
her wounds, and I think
392
00:14:24,312 --> 00:14:26,714
it's great that she got the glee
club up and running again...
393
00:14:26,748 --> 00:14:28,882
And you're
doing a great job, too, Kurt,
394
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,718
with, you know,
whatever your thesis is.
395
00:14:30,752 --> 00:14:32,219
But what I do know is...
396
00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:34,321
Rachel's destiny is bigger
than this place.
397
00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:36,290
And it's not just that
she's scared to try again,
398
00:14:36,324 --> 00:14:37,891
it's almost like
she's forgotten that.
399
00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:39,893
- Yeah, but how are we...
- How are...
400
00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:42,396
- How are we supposed to remind her?
- Yeah.
401
00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:43,731
Well, we have
to make her homesick.
402
00:14:43,765 --> 00:14:45,065
But isn't she home now?
403
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,567
We need to make her homesick
for New York.
404
00:14:46,601 --> 00:14:47,801
It's where she belongs.
405
00:14:47,836 --> 00:14:50,237
Artie is already in, and
I put in a call to Blaine.
406
00:14:50,272 --> 00:14:51,805
I'm sorry if that's
awkward for you, Kurt.
407
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,607
But if you guys will follow me.
408
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,482
- Okay.
- Yeah.
409
00:14:55,977 --> 00:14:57,478
Okay...
410
00:14:57,512 --> 00:14:59,513
Britt, I think
that we can invite them,
411
00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:01,749
but I don't really think
that Johnny Weir
412
00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:04,151
and Joan Baez are gonna come.
Hmm.
413
00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:05,345
Between you and me, though,
414
00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:07,254
that lady was the best
"sexter" I've ever had.
415
00:15:07,289 --> 00:15:09,590
Uh, why are you
inviting my abuela?
416
00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:11,592
Because you won't, and
she should be there.
417
00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:12,860
You know,
418
00:15:12,894 --> 00:15:15,796
when I was little, we used
to play wedding all the time.
419
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:18,198
She would give me her veil,
420
00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:21,335
and I would wrap her shawl
around me like a dress,
421
00:15:21,369 --> 00:15:23,437
I would march down the aisle,
422
00:15:23,471 --> 00:15:25,272
and she would hum
the wedding march.
423
00:15:25,307 --> 00:15:26,774
And then she would ask me
424
00:15:26,808 --> 00:15:28,475
what guy I was gonna
marry that day.
425
00:15:30,078 --> 00:15:33,047
My whole life,
I've dreamt of my wedding
426
00:15:33,081 --> 00:15:36,050
with her sitting
in the front row, bawling.
427
00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:38,819
And-and believe me,
428
00:15:38,853 --> 00:15:41,822
if I could get in her head
and bring her into this century,
429
00:15:41,856 --> 00:15:44,325
I would, and I would
forgive her and have her here.
430
00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:45,993
She's my abuela, you know,
431
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:48,295
like the lady with the
big plates of rice and beans.
432
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:50,698
Of course.
433
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,700
But last I heard,
she was on Facebook,
434
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:53,868
posting about
her diverticulitis,
435
00:15:53,902 --> 00:15:55,236
trolling for sympathy.
436
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,004
See, it's even more
important... she's sick.
437
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:58,078
No, Britt, she can't poop.
438
00:15:58,106 --> 00:15:59,340
And I don't think
that's gonna kill her.
439
00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:00,808
Tell that to fat Elvis.
440
00:16:03,111 --> 00:16:04,745
But, um...
441
00:16:04,779 --> 00:16:08,415
Having her at my wedding
means not marrying you.
442
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,417
And I'd choose you
over everyone.
443
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,119
I choose you, too.
444
00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:17,157
Yes?
445
00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:19,159
Hi, um, Abuela Lopez?
446
00:16:19,194 --> 00:16:20,661
I'm Brittany.
The agency sent me.
447
00:16:20,695 --> 00:16:21,695
I'm your new nurse.
448
00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:22,863
Uh, what agency?
449
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,098
Uh, you know, is
it okay if I just,
450
00:16:24,132 --> 00:16:25,099
like, go ahead and
set up inside?
451
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,133
Uh...
Yeah.
452
00:16:26,134 --> 00:16:27,434
You look great, by the way.
453
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:29,103
You could be Peter Pan,
except in, like,
454
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:30,738
a retirement home
production sort of way.
455
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,012
I know a guy.
456
00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:36,924
I'll pick up a new dosage in an hour.
457
00:16:37,443 --> 00:16:38,789
Thanks Dr. ***.
458
00:16:39,952 --> 00:16:42,023
Now, should we talk about your stool?
459
00:16:42,054 --> 00:16:43,894
- I am sorry that Brittany...
- Mmhmm...
460
00:16:43,908 --> 00:16:47,043
I don't feel comfortable with having
a stranger in my home
461
00:16:47,076 --> 00:16:48,610
Or talking about my stool.
462
00:16:49,089 --> 00:16:50,728
__
463
00:16:50,941 --> 00:16:54,397
__
464
00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:55,784
But I'm afraid I...
465
00:16:55,818 --> 00:16:57,786
Oh, but I'm so
sorry to interrupt,
466
00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:00,122
but, um, I never
miss my telenovelas.
467
00:17:00,156 --> 00:17:01,823
You-you don't mind, do you?
468
00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:08,263
That guy is a bastard.
Mmm.
469
00:17:08,297 --> 00:17:09,297
Ugh.
470
00:17:09,298 --> 00:17:10,766
He's still not wearing a shirt.
471
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,167
Mmm, I see, yeah.
472
00:17:14,203 --> 00:17:15,837
Oh.
473
00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:17,406
Is your husband a good man?
474
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,940
Well, I'm only engaged.
475
00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:20,776
Brittany.
476
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:22,110
Oh,
477
00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:24,346
young love is a treasure.
478
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:27,449
Is there a fire and passion?
479
00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:28,917
I popped a hip once.
480
00:17:28,951 --> 00:17:29,951
Oh!
481
00:17:29,952 --> 00:17:30,952
That makes a difference.
482
00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:33,488
You must tell me all about it.
483
00:17:33,523 --> 00:17:35,190
How you met,
484
00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:36,858
will you have any children,
485
00:17:36,893 --> 00:17:38,860
how soon will you have
them, and how many?
486
00:17:38,895 --> 00:17:41,029
I'm going to make us a huge
pile of rice and beans.
487
00:17:41,064 --> 00:17:43,031
Actually, I thought maybe, um...
488
00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:44,599
we could go out
for some fresh air,
489
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:46,168
maybe some... fondue?
490
00:17:46,202 --> 00:17:48,103
♪ Queso por dos ♪
Hey!
491
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:50,038
♪ Queso por dos ♪
492
00:17:50,073 --> 00:17:52,641
♪ Queso por dos. ♪
493
00:17:52,675 --> 00:17:56,712
Hola. Welcome to Queso por Dos,
which I just sold to Univision.
494
00:17:56,746 --> 00:18:00,215
Tonight's special invitado,
Señora Abuela Lopez.
495
00:18:00,249 --> 00:18:02,551
Thank you for leaving
your musty hoarder home
496
00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:04,119
and taking three
buses to get here.
497
00:18:04,153 --> 00:18:05,153
Ah.
498
00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:06,288
My mouth is burning.
499
00:18:06,322 --> 00:18:07,622
Oh, gracias.
500
00:18:07,657 --> 00:18:08,657
It's got a mean kick.
501
00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:10,626
Just like you.
502
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,060
Lord and Lady Tubbington,
503
00:18:12,095 --> 00:18:13,795
that piñata's for our guests.
504
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,397
As America knows,
505
00:18:15,431 --> 00:18:16,898
I'm getting married soon.
506
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,900
So the only thing that's
on my mind is weddings.
507
00:18:18,935 --> 00:18:21,095
Oh, and learning
that Stephen Hawking is my dad.
508
00:18:21,104 --> 00:18:23,405
So tonight's show is
all about weddings.
509
00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:25,540
And, if there's time,
Stephen Hawking.
510
00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:28,977
Question... how did you meet
your dead husband, Señor Lopez?
511
00:18:29,012 --> 00:18:33,315
Ah, Hector Lopez and I,
Alma Lopez,
512
00:18:33,349 --> 00:18:35,684
were childhood sweethearts.
513
00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:37,986
And then he went
to Vietnam and died.
514
00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:40,088
Which was sad but wonderful
515
00:18:40,123 --> 00:18:42,925
because then I met Pedro Lopez,
516
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:45,727
who ended up being
the true love of my life.
517
00:18:45,762 --> 00:18:47,329
Oh, that is exactly
518
00:18:47,363 --> 00:18:49,603
like me and my fiancée,
except for the Vietnam part.
519
00:18:49,632 --> 00:18:52,935
Speaking
of American history, fun fact...
520
00:18:52,969 --> 00:18:56,838
First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt had
a best friend Lorena Hickok.
521
00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:58,006
They vacationed together,
522
00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:00,008
wrote over 3,000 letters
to each other,
523
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:03,011
and, legend has it,
Eleanor kissed Lorena's picture
524
00:19:03,046 --> 00:19:04,279
every night before bed.
525
00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:06,281
Your cats are reading.
526
00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:09,017
Oh, abuela,
527
00:19:09,052 --> 00:19:10,719
planning a wedding
can be so much work.
528
00:19:10,753 --> 00:19:12,387
Maybe my fiancée
and I should just elope.
529
00:19:12,422 --> 00:19:13,422
Ah!
530
00:19:13,423 --> 00:19:15,224
If you do that,
I'll skin you alive.
531
00:19:15,258 --> 00:19:16,458
When two souls unite as one,
532
00:19:16,492 --> 00:19:18,727
it is a day of celebration.
533
00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:21,730
You should be surrounded
by your loved ones,
534
00:19:21,764 --> 00:19:23,632
especially Tu familia.
535
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:27,269
Friends come and go,
but family is your blood.
536
00:19:27,303 --> 00:19:30,239
And they need
to share in your joy.
537
00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:32,074
Beautifully said.
538
00:19:32,108 --> 00:19:33,628
Thank you.
539
00:19:36,145 --> 00:19:37,779
Mercedes.
540
00:19:37,814 --> 00:19:41,216
I told you I came here
to mentor and to guide.
541
00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:44,553
New York is endgame
for you, Rachel.
542
00:19:44,587 --> 00:19:45,754
It just is.
543
00:19:45,788 --> 00:19:47,956
You know, sometimes
you need a little bit
544
00:19:47,991 --> 00:19:50,726
of inspiration to remind
you and light the way.
545
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:08,510
♪ Once in your life
you'll find her ♪
546
00:20:08,545 --> 00:20:12,014
♪ Someone who turns
your heart around ♪
547
00:20:12,048 --> 00:20:13,682
♪ And next thing you know ♪
548
00:20:13,716 --> 00:20:17,219
♪ You're closing down the town ♪
549
00:20:19,455 --> 00:20:22,925
♪ Wake up
and it's still with you ♪
550
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:26,094
♪ Even though you left her
way across town ♪
551
00:20:26,129 --> 00:20:29,097
♪ You're wondering to yourself ♪
552
00:20:29,132 --> 00:20:32,768
♪ "Hey, what have I found?" ♪
553
00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:35,103
♪ When you get caught ♪
554
00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:38,807
♪ Between the moon
and New York City ♪
555
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,077
♪ I know it's crazy ♪
556
00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:45,013
♪ But it's true ♪
557
00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,284
♪ If you get caught ♪
558
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:53,989
♪ Between the moon
and New York City ♪
559
00:20:55,225 --> 00:20:57,426
♪ The best that you can do ♪
560
00:20:58,428 --> 00:21:01,463
♪ The best that you can do ♪
561
00:21:01,498 --> 00:21:04,766
♪ Is fall in love ♪
562
00:21:06,169 --> 00:21:09,137
♪ Arthur, he does
as he pleases ♪
563
00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:13,041
♪ All of his life,
his master's toys ♪
564
00:21:13,076 --> 00:21:14,643
♪ And deep in his heart ♪
565
00:21:14,677 --> 00:21:16,311
♪ He's just ♪
566
00:21:16,346 --> 00:21:19,381
♪ He's just a boy ♪
567
00:21:19,415 --> 00:21:23,485
♪ Living his life
one day at a time ♪
568
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:27,422
♪ He's showing himself
a really good time ♪
569
00:21:27,457 --> 00:21:29,825
♪ He's laughing about the way ♪
570
00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:32,361
♪ They want him to be ♪
571
00:21:34,631 --> 00:21:39,434
♪ When you get caught between
the moon and New York City ♪
572
00:21:41,204 --> 00:21:42,871
♪ I know it's crazy ♪
573
00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:46,675
♪ But it's true ♪
574
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:48,744
♪ Ah... ah... ♪
575
00:21:48,778 --> 00:21:50,412
♪ If you get caught ♪
576
00:21:50,446 --> 00:21:55,684
♪ Between the moon
and New York City ♪
577
00:21:55,718 --> 00:21:59,688
♪ The best that you can do ♪
♪ The best that you can do ♪
578
00:21:59,722 --> 00:22:02,357
♪ The best that you can do ♪
579
00:22:02,392 --> 00:22:08,130
♪ Is fall in love. ♪
580
00:22:12,335 --> 00:22:14,870
So, what did you think?
581
00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:17,206
Look, you guys,
582
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,042
uh, despite your valiant effort,
583
00:22:20,076 --> 00:22:22,578
I just,
I'm not ready to go back.
584
00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:24,246
Well,
585
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,760
I am not leaving until you are.
586
00:22:40,955 --> 00:22:42,222
Excuse me, excuse me.
587
00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:43,290
What are you doing?
588
00:22:43,324 --> 00:22:45,125
I'm meeting my Latino fans.
589
00:22:45,145 --> 00:22:47,776
__
590
00:22:49,197 --> 00:22:51,398
Okay, you know what,
we need to talk.
591
00:22:51,432 --> 00:22:53,033
Right now. Afuera.
592
00:22:54,102 --> 00:22:55,902
- Go on.
- Thanks, guys.
593
00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:57,904
Don't be mad at me.
594
00:22:57,939 --> 00:23:00,179
Why do you think that it's okay
to go behind my back
595
00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,975
and be friends with someone
who would rather see me dead
596
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:03,176
than in love with another woman?
597
00:23:03,211 --> 00:23:04,778
You came out to abuela
ten years ago, okay?
598
00:23:04,812 --> 00:23:05,846
Times have changed.
599
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,447
It was three years ago,
600
00:23:07,482 --> 00:23:08,949
and nothing has changed for her,
601
00:23:08,983 --> 00:23:10,517
and it never will.
602
00:23:10,551 --> 00:23:12,686
And believe me,
it's not just the homos
603
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,001
that she has a problem with,
because it took that bitch
604
00:23:15,023 --> 00:23:16,757
50 years to talk
to a black person,
605
00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:18,592
and it was her mailman,
606
00:23:18,626 --> 00:23:21,028
and then she accused him
of stealing her Christmas cards.
607
00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:22,429
Well, did he?
608
00:23:22,463 --> 00:23:23,697
No.
609
00:23:23,731 --> 00:23:25,332
Look, either Mr. Shue
or Rosie O'Donnell
610
00:23:25,366 --> 00:23:26,633
once said, "People are afraid"
611
00:23:26,668 --> 00:23:27,935
of what they don't know."
612
00:23:27,969 --> 00:23:29,536
Okay, I used to be afraid
of Greek yogurt,
613
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:32,105
and then once I added a box
of sugar, it kind of grew on me.
614
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:34,308
Maybe it's our job
615
00:23:34,342 --> 00:23:37,377
as young, hot progressives
to educate older, scary farts.
616
00:23:37,412 --> 00:23:39,546
I mean, if abuela
gets to know us
617
00:23:39,581 --> 00:23:41,048
and sees that
we're somewhat normal,
618
00:23:41,082 --> 00:23:42,783
like how I sometimes dance
in my sleep
619
00:23:42,817 --> 00:23:44,685
and how you sometimes dye
your hair blonde for no reason,
620
00:23:44,719 --> 00:23:48,789
then she'll see us
for who we really are, okay?
621
00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:51,558
And then maybe
she'll understand that, um,
622
00:23:51,593 --> 00:23:53,460
aside from the awesome
lesbian sex part,
623
00:23:53,494 --> 00:23:55,796
that we're-we're just like
everybody else.
624
00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:57,531
We at least have to try, right?
625
00:23:57,565 --> 00:23:59,333
Okay.
626
00:23:59,367 --> 00:24:00,527
Do you want a signed picture?
627
00:24:00,535 --> 00:24:02,502
Please?
I'm sure you do.
628
00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:04,037
We should, um,
print up our wedding menus
629
00:24:04,072 --> 00:24:05,138
on the back of that.
Yay!
630
00:24:05,173 --> 00:24:06,173
Queso por Dos.
631
00:24:09,277 --> 00:24:10,811
Did I ever tell you
that I love you?
632
00:24:10,845 --> 00:24:12,145
Tell me again.
633
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,680
I love you.
634
00:24:13,715 --> 00:24:16,049
I love you.
635
00:24:16,084 --> 00:24:18,719
Close to You" begins)
636
00:24:25,627 --> 00:24:28,495
♪ Why do birds ♪
637
00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:31,498
♪ Suddenly appear ♪
638
00:24:31,533 --> 00:24:34,001
♪ Every time ♪
639
00:24:34,035 --> 00:24:37,538
♪ You are near? ♪
640
00:24:37,572 --> 00:24:39,840
♪ Just like me ♪
641
00:24:39,874 --> 00:24:42,776
♪ They long to be ♪
642
00:24:42,810 --> 00:24:46,513
♪ Close to you ♪
643
00:24:46,548 --> 00:24:49,349
♪ Why do stars ♪
644
00:24:49,384 --> 00:24:52,085
♪ Fall down from the sky ♪
645
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,922
♪ Every time ♪
646
00:24:54,956 --> 00:24:58,559
♪ You walk by? ♪
647
00:24:58,593 --> 00:25:01,094
♪ Just like me ♪
648
00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:03,630
♪ They long to be ♪
649
00:25:03,665 --> 00:25:07,968
♪ Close to you ♪
650
00:25:09,404 --> 00:25:11,772
♪ On the day
that you were born ♪
651
00:25:11,806 --> 00:25:14,208
♪ The angels got together ♪
652
00:25:14,242 --> 00:25:19,112
♪ And decided to create
a dream come true ♪
653
00:25:19,147 --> 00:25:22,983
♪ So they sprinkled moondust
in your hair of gold ♪
654
00:25:23,017 --> 00:25:24,818
♪ And starlight in your eyes ♪
655
00:25:24,853 --> 00:25:28,789
♪ Of blue ♪
Everybody together.
656
00:25:28,823 --> 00:25:31,492
♪ That is why ♪
657
00:25:31,526 --> 00:25:33,093
♪ All the boys ♪
658
00:25:33,127 --> 00:25:35,062
♪ In town ♪
659
00:25:35,096 --> 00:25:36,663
♪ Follow you ♪
660
00:25:36,698 --> 00:25:39,299
♪ All around ♪
661
00:25:40,869 --> 00:25:43,604
♪ Just like me ♪
662
00:25:43,638 --> 00:25:46,106
♪ They long to be ♪
663
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:48,509
♪ Close to you ♪
664
00:25:51,446 --> 00:25:53,814
♪ Just like me ♪
665
00:25:53,848 --> 00:25:57,684
♪ They long to be ♪
666
00:25:57,719 --> 00:26:00,687
♪ Close to you. ♪
667
00:26:00,722 --> 00:26:02,623
That was beautiful, Sam,
668
00:26:02,657 --> 00:26:03,824
but isn't that song
669
00:26:03,858 --> 00:26:05,492
a little romantic to be singing
to your friend?
670
00:26:05,527 --> 00:26:06,794
Oh, come on,
we're not just friends.
671
00:26:06,828 --> 00:26:08,028
Um, yeah, we are.
672
00:26:08,062 --> 00:26:10,197
- We broke up months ago.
- Okay, well, it's kind of
673
00:26:10,231 --> 00:26:11,598
a hard transition
to just being friends.
674
00:26:11,633 --> 00:26:12,800
You know, like, two minutes ago,
675
00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:14,434
it was cool
if I touched your boobs,
676
00:26:14,469 --> 00:26:16,770
but then we break up,
and then it's not, and then...
677
00:26:16,805 --> 00:26:18,639
But you've been
dating people, right?
678
00:26:18,673 --> 00:26:20,340
I mean, you're going
out with girls,
679
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:22,943
I assumed, and you just
weren't telling me.
680
00:26:22,977 --> 00:26:25,057
No, no, I-I wouldn't lie to you
about that.
681
00:26:26,214 --> 00:26:28,015
Actually, I thought
that if I did,
682
00:26:28,049 --> 00:26:30,384
it would hurt you and
we wouldn't be friends anymore.
683
00:26:31,386 --> 00:26:32,719
Sam.
684
00:26:32,754 --> 00:26:34,555
You're sweet.
685
00:26:34,589 --> 00:26:35,622
Okay, but you have to trust
686
00:26:35,657 --> 00:26:36,790
that our friendship
687
00:26:36,825 --> 00:26:38,325
is stronger than that.
688
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,394
You have to believe
that we really love each other.
689
00:26:40,428 --> 00:26:42,496
Here, I'll show you.
690
00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:45,532
So, I've been seeing someone.
691
00:26:45,567 --> 00:26:46,633
No, I've been
692
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:48,035
seeing a couple of people,
693
00:26:48,069 --> 00:26:49,989
but this guy seems
to be really cool.
694
00:26:50,004 --> 00:26:51,171
Uh, we met at the BET Awards.
695
00:26:51,206 --> 00:26:52,973
He's a Christian rock singer,
696
00:26:53,007 --> 00:26:54,675
and he's saving himself
until marriage, too.
697
00:26:54,709 --> 00:26:56,009
Hmm.
So...
698
00:26:56,044 --> 00:26:57,678
how does that make you feel?
699
00:26:57,712 --> 00:26:59,213
Uh...
700
00:26:59,247 --> 00:27:00,514
A little jealous,
701
00:27:00,548 --> 00:27:01,748
but I guess
702
00:27:01,783 --> 00:27:03,150
mostly happy for you.
703
00:27:03,184 --> 00:27:04,852
See, that proves that
704
00:27:04,886 --> 00:27:06,553
we've moved
into the friend zone.
705
00:27:06,588 --> 00:27:08,422
And it also proves
that you need to get out
706
00:27:08,456 --> 00:27:09,590
into the dating world,
707
00:27:09,624 --> 00:27:11,325
and yes, I am talking
about Rachel Berry.
708
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,228
So you're not, like, bummed out
about me and her giving it a go?
709
00:27:14,262 --> 00:27:16,497
I need you to help heal
her heart.
710
00:27:16,531 --> 00:27:17,865
And yes,
711
00:27:17,899 --> 00:27:19,600
if it makes you feel any better,
712
00:27:19,634 --> 00:27:21,001
I am a little bit jealous.
713
00:27:21,035 --> 00:27:22,169
There we go, that's why I want.
714
00:27:22,203 --> 00:27:23,370
I just wanted to hear
that you were jealous.
715
00:27:23,404 --> 00:27:25,239
So, um,
716
00:27:25,273 --> 00:27:27,841
is this, uh,
717
00:27:27,876 --> 00:27:29,676
this Christian rock guy,
718
00:27:29,711 --> 00:27:31,378
is he
719
00:27:31,412 --> 00:27:33,380
"bigger than me"?
720
00:27:33,414 --> 00:27:35,849
Well, yeah, they call him Tank,
so what do you think?
721
00:27:35,884 --> 00:27:37,918
I'm sorry, Sam,
722
00:27:37,952 --> 00:27:40,154
but your little white boy booty
was just an outlier.
723
00:27:40,188 --> 00:27:42,423
Mercedes Jones is all
about that bass.
724
00:27:42,457 --> 00:27:43,824
I'm not ready for that.
725
00:27:43,858 --> 00:27:45,325
I am not ready for, uh,
726
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,494
to be one-upped by a Tank.
727
00:27:51,766 --> 00:27:52,833
Mercedes, you're here!
728
00:27:52,867 --> 00:27:54,467
Uh, yeah, you texted me,
like, ten times.
729
00:27:54,469 --> 00:27:55,669
What's going on?
730
00:27:55,703 --> 00:27:57,337
I need you to take
over the glee club for me.
731
00:27:57,372 --> 00:27:58,539
You're not going anytime soon,
are you?
732
00:27:58,573 --> 00:28:00,493
No, but isn't that
what Kurt is for?
733
00:28:00,508 --> 00:28:02,209
Kurt, yes, uh, Kurt, he's great.
734
00:28:02,243 --> 00:28:03,710
He's my rock;
he's my best friend.
735
00:28:03,745 --> 00:28:04,878
It's just that, you know,
736
00:28:04,913 --> 00:28:06,146
I think that he works better
when he collaborates.
737
00:28:06,181 --> 00:28:08,248
I don't want all the kids
singing "Into the Woods"
738
00:28:08,283 --> 00:28:10,284
and Paula Cole this week, so
you'll just keep them in check?
739
00:28:10,318 --> 00:28:11,785
And I'll be back soon, okay?
740
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,687
Is everything okay?
741
00:28:15,423 --> 00:28:16,924
You're doing it?
742
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:18,292
You're doing it? Oh, my God!
743
00:28:18,326 --> 00:28:19,593
Rachel, I knew that you would.
744
00:28:19,627 --> 00:28:21,762
You are going to kill
this audition.
745
00:28:21,796 --> 00:28:23,664
I just want to say thank you
for what you said
746
00:28:23,698 --> 00:28:24,932
and for what you sang.
747
00:28:24,966 --> 00:28:26,266
You were right,
748
00:28:26,301 --> 00:28:27,801
and I know that...
749
00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:30,504
this is all really just
a huge long shot,
750
00:28:30,538 --> 00:28:32,239
and I-I probably
won't even get it,
751
00:28:32,273 --> 00:28:34,433
and I could totally mess up
and forget my words.
752
00:28:34,442 --> 00:28:35,476
I just...
753
00:28:35,510 --> 00:28:36,977
I'm sorry.
754
00:28:38,279 --> 00:28:41,348
Rachel, what is going on?
755
00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:46,453
I'm just scared.
756
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:51,337
I haven't been this scared
in my whole life.
757
00:28:53,528 --> 00:28:55,696
You know, when I was
in high school,
758
00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:57,498
and I had all these
big Broadway dreams,
759
00:28:57,532 --> 00:29:00,601
I just got used to
everyone laughing at me.
760
00:29:00,635 --> 00:29:04,271
And I figured one day
I would make it,
761
00:29:04,305 --> 00:29:07,674
and I would show them that
I'm not a joke anymore.
762
00:29:07,709 --> 00:29:09,643
And then I did,
763
00:29:09,677 --> 00:29:11,111
and it all fell apart,
764
00:29:11,146 --> 00:29:14,615
and I realized that there is a
whole different kind of laughing
765
00:29:14,649 --> 00:29:16,650
that is way worse, so...
766
00:29:18,353 --> 00:29:21,622
I can't. I can't fail again.
767
00:29:23,224 --> 00:29:26,460
Rachel, we're all going
to fail again and again.
768
00:29:26,494 --> 00:29:29,062
You think I haven't had
bad nights on tour?
769
00:29:30,598 --> 00:29:32,666
The hardest part
770
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,668
is just getting up,
shaking it off
771
00:29:34,702 --> 00:29:37,638
and getting on with it.
772
00:29:37,672 --> 00:29:39,339
But let me tell you this.
773
00:29:39,374 --> 00:29:41,041
When you sing,
774
00:29:41,076 --> 00:29:43,177
nobody's laughing.
775
00:29:43,211 --> 00:29:45,712
Thank you.
776
00:29:45,747 --> 00:29:48,282
All right, now, stand up.
777
00:29:49,851 --> 00:29:52,653
And take a deep breath.
778
00:29:52,687 --> 00:29:53,821
Whew.
779
00:29:53,855 --> 00:29:54,855
And there's only two things
780
00:29:54,889 --> 00:29:56,009
that you need to remember.
781
00:29:56,024 --> 00:29:57,024
What's your name?
782
00:29:57,058 --> 00:29:58,525
Rachel Berry.
783
00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,927
And?
784
00:29:59,961 --> 00:30:01,995
My name is Rachel Berry,
and I'll be singing.
785
00:30:02,030 --> 00:30:04,665
"Promises, Promises"
by Burt Bacharach.
786
00:30:07,902 --> 00:30:09,336
♪ Promises, promises ♪
787
00:30:09,370 --> 00:30:11,071
♪ I'm all through
with promises ♪
788
00:30:11,106 --> 00:30:12,172
♪ Promises now ♪
789
00:30:12,207 --> 00:30:14,775
♪ I don't know how ♪
790
00:30:14,809 --> 00:30:17,578
♪ I got the nerve ♪
791
00:30:17,612 --> 00:30:20,347
♪ To walk out ♪
792
00:30:20,381 --> 00:30:21,915
♪ If I shout ♪
793
00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:24,017
♪ Remember ♪
794
00:30:24,052 --> 00:30:25,753
♪ I feel free ♪
795
00:30:25,787 --> 00:30:29,623
♪ Now I can look at myself ♪
796
00:30:29,657 --> 00:30:33,093
♪ And be proud ♪
797
00:30:33,128 --> 00:30:37,097
♪ I'm laughing out loud ♪
798
00:30:37,132 --> 00:30:39,032
♪ Oh, promises, promises ♪
799
00:30:39,067 --> 00:30:41,602
♪ This is where those promises,
promises end ♪
800
00:30:41,636 --> 00:30:44,238
♪ I don't pretend ♪
801
00:30:44,272 --> 00:30:46,974
♪ That what was wrong ♪
802
00:30:47,008 --> 00:30:50,043
♪ Can be right ♪
803
00:30:50,078 --> 00:30:51,912
♪ Every night ♪
804
00:30:51,946 --> 00:30:53,747
♪ I sleep now ♪
805
00:30:53,782 --> 00:30:55,482
♪ No more lies ♪
806
00:30:55,517 --> 00:30:59,586
♪ Things that
I promised myself ♪
807
00:30:59,621 --> 00:31:02,556
♪ Fell apart ♪
808
00:31:02,590 --> 00:31:07,394
♪ But I found my heart ♪
809
00:31:07,429 --> 00:31:09,296
♪ Oh, promises,
their kind of promises ♪
810
00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:12,433
♪ Can just destroy a life ♪
811
00:31:12,467 --> 00:31:14,668
♪ Oh, promises,
those kind of promises ♪
812
00:31:14,702 --> 00:31:17,805
♪ Take all the joy from life ♪
813
00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:19,473
♪ Oh, promises, promises ♪
814
00:31:19,507 --> 00:31:22,409
♪ My kind of promises ♪
815
00:31:22,444 --> 00:31:25,345
♪ Can lead to joy ♪
816
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:26,980
♪ And hope ♪
817
00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:29,683
♪ And love ♪
818
00:31:29,718 --> 00:31:31,952
♪ Yes ♪
819
00:31:31,986 --> 00:31:37,357
♪ Love ♪
820
00:31:38,359 --> 00:31:46,359
♪ Love... ♪
821
00:31:55,911 --> 00:31:57,907
What are we doing here?
822
00:31:57,930 --> 00:32:00,098
Uh, does your fiancée work here?
823
00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:02,267
No.
Am I going to get to meet him?
824
00:32:02,301 --> 00:32:03,769
No, this is a surprise, okay?
825
00:32:03,803 --> 00:32:06,283
Trust me, it's...
You're gonna love it.
826
00:32:11,377 --> 00:32:14,179
♪ What's it all about? ♪
827
00:32:14,213 --> 00:32:17,416
♪ Alfie ♪
828
00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:21,520
♪ Is it just for the moment ♪
829
00:32:21,554 --> 00:32:24,189
♪ We live? ♪
830
00:32:24,223 --> 00:32:27,759
♪ What's it all about ♪
831
00:32:27,794 --> 00:32:31,329
♪ When you sort it out, Alfie? ♪
832
00:32:31,364 --> 00:32:35,534
♪ Are we meant to take more ♪
833
00:32:35,568 --> 00:32:37,969
♪ Than we give ♪
834
00:32:38,004 --> 00:32:43,809
♪ Or are we meant to be kind? ♪
835
00:32:43,843 --> 00:32:47,212
♪ And if ♪
836
00:32:47,246 --> 00:32:51,283
♪ Only fools are kind ♪
837
00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:53,518
♪ Alfie ♪
838
00:32:53,553 --> 00:32:57,022
♪ Then I guess it is wise ♪
839
00:32:57,056 --> 00:33:00,192
♪ To be cruel ♪
840
00:33:00,226 --> 00:33:03,895
♪ And if life belongs ♪
841
00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:07,666
♪ Only to the strong, Alfie ♪
842
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,968
♪ What will you lend ♪
843
00:33:10,003 --> 00:33:15,207
♪ On an old golden rule? ♪
844
00:33:15,241 --> 00:33:20,512
♪ As sure as I believe ♪
845
00:33:20,546 --> 00:33:23,815
♪ There's a Heaven above ♪
846
00:33:23,850 --> 00:33:25,650
♪ Alfie ♪
847
00:33:25,685 --> 00:33:28,687
♪ Ah... ♪
848
00:33:28,721 --> 00:33:34,092
♪ I know there's
something much more ♪
849
00:33:34,127 --> 00:33:39,765
♪ Something even unbelievers ♪
850
00:33:39,799 --> 00:33:46,204
♪ Can believe in ♪
851
00:33:46,239 --> 00:33:49,374
♪ Alfie ♪
852
00:33:49,409 --> 00:33:51,777
♪ Alfie ♪
853
00:33:55,748 --> 00:34:00,419
♪ Alfie... ♪
854
00:34:19,472 --> 00:34:20,572
Hi, abuela.
855
00:34:20,606 --> 00:34:21,907
Hi.
856
00:34:21,941 --> 00:34:23,608
You look really good.
857
00:34:23,643 --> 00:34:24,776
Did you lose some weight?
858
00:34:24,811 --> 00:34:26,912
Diverticulitis.
859
00:34:28,114 --> 00:34:29,881
So you two know each other?
860
00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:32,217
Um, yeah. Well, uh...
861
00:34:32,251 --> 00:34:34,011
remember when I was talking
about my wedding?
862
00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:35,554
- Uh...
- Mm-hmm.
863
00:34:35,588 --> 00:34:36,955
So Santana's my fiancée.
864
00:34:40,093 --> 00:34:42,928
So you come into my home,
865
00:34:42,962 --> 00:34:45,397
treat me with kindness,
lure me here
866
00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:47,599
and trick me
into seeing my granddaughter
867
00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:48,633
and hear her sing?
868
00:34:48,634 --> 00:34:50,402
Yes, because...
869
00:34:50,436 --> 00:34:52,170
I love Santana with everything,
870
00:34:52,205 --> 00:34:54,840
and I would do anything
for Santana, okay?
871
00:34:54,874 --> 00:34:56,808
Even tricking a sick old woman.
872
00:34:58,711 --> 00:34:59,945
You taught me to be
873
00:34:59,979 --> 00:35:02,814
a strong Latina woman.
874
00:35:02,849 --> 00:35:04,249
To be bigger than the world
875
00:35:04,283 --> 00:35:06,084
was ever gonna give me
permission to be.
876
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:07,119
And I have.
877
00:35:08,488 --> 00:35:11,790
You-you taught me
not just to exist,
878
00:35:11,824 --> 00:35:13,864
because I'm worth
so much more than that.
879
00:35:14,894 --> 00:35:17,295
And without Britt,
I just... exist.
880
00:35:18,498 --> 00:35:20,198
She's the love of my life,
881
00:35:20,233 --> 00:35:22,601
and I'm going to marry her,
882
00:35:22,635 --> 00:35:26,305
and-and I want to share
that with you, because...
883
00:35:26,339 --> 00:35:28,874
without your love,
I-I think I just exist, too.
884
00:35:30,643 --> 00:35:32,444
Please, please,
just come to the wedding.
885
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:33,845
No.
886
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,547
Right is right.
887
00:35:36,649 --> 00:35:38,617
I love you, Santana.
888
00:35:38,651 --> 00:35:40,319
But I don't love your sin.
889
00:35:42,355 --> 00:35:45,290
Girls marry boys,
not other girls.
890
00:35:45,325 --> 00:35:46,692
So you're really not coming?
891
00:35:46,726 --> 00:35:47,759
No.
892
00:35:48,594 --> 00:35:49,895
I'm sorry to disappoint you,
893
00:35:49,929 --> 00:35:51,129
but you disappointed me first.
894
00:35:53,066 --> 00:35:54,199
Good.
895
00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:55,367
I'm glad you're not coming.
896
00:35:56,569 --> 00:35:58,804
You know,
the New York Times said, um,
897
00:35:58,838 --> 00:36:00,572
half the increase
in support of gay marriage
898
00:36:00,606 --> 00:36:02,841
is due to generational turnover.
899
00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:05,744
That's what smart people call
"crazy uptight bitches dying."
900
00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:08,213
You guys lost, okay?
901
00:36:08,247 --> 00:36:10,248
And honestly,
the rest of us are just...
902
00:36:10,283 --> 00:36:12,150
going about our business,
being normal
903
00:36:12,185 --> 00:36:13,885
and waiting for you
not to be around...
904
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,000
And not because you can stop us
from getting married,
905
00:36:16,022 --> 00:36:18,991
but just because
you're kind of annoying.
906
00:36:19,025 --> 00:36:22,027
You let her talk
to me like this?
907
00:36:23,930 --> 00:36:25,050
Take a look.
908
00:36:25,932 --> 00:36:28,133
Because this...
909
00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:30,687
this is what real
love looks like.
910
00:36:31,904 --> 00:36:33,972
And I love you so much.
911
00:36:34,007 --> 00:36:35,741
But Britt is my family now,
912
00:36:35,775 --> 00:36:37,676
and if having her in my family
913
00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:40,646
means not having you, then...
914
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,748
that's a trade
I'll take any day.
915
00:36:55,449 --> 00:36:57,613
It's like walking into your own bedroom
916
00:36:57,647 --> 00:36:58,887
after being away.
917
00:36:58,915 --> 00:37:00,516
Like, the comfort and the smell
918
00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:01,717
and the lights
hitting your face...
919
00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:02,751
It was incredible.
920
00:37:02,786 --> 00:37:04,587
And once I started
to sing, it was like
921
00:37:04,621 --> 00:37:07,556
everything stopped,
time froze...
922
00:37:07,591 --> 00:37:10,192
My mind hasn't been that clear
in a really long time.
923
00:37:10,227 --> 00:37:13,262
And I think
I sounded pretty good.
924
00:37:13,296 --> 00:37:15,231
Yeah, well, Broadway Berry's
back at it.
925
00:37:15,265 --> 00:37:16,298
So what happened then?
926
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:18,067
Did they just give you
the part on the spot?
927
00:37:18,101 --> 00:37:19,969
Ow! What?
I'm excited.
928
00:37:20,003 --> 00:37:22,071
- I don't know. - MERCEDES: You know what?
It doesn't matter.
929
00:37:22,105 --> 00:37:24,373
All that matters is you did
what you set out to do
930
00:37:24,407 --> 00:37:26,041
and you got back
on that horse, girl.
931
00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:27,910
I... honestly,
I cannot thank you enough,
932
00:37:27,944 --> 00:37:29,378
Mercedes.
I've never felt
933
00:37:29,412 --> 00:37:30,412
so at peace
934
00:37:30,413 --> 00:37:31,881
after an audition.
All I needed
935
00:37:31,915 --> 00:37:33,716
was that one second
between stepping on the stage
936
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:34,917
and hitting that first note.
937
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:38,821
Oh. Damn.
938
00:37:38,855 --> 00:37:41,123
Okay, we have to head
to the auditorium.
939
00:37:41,157 --> 00:37:43,092
I'll meet you guys there.
Don't be late.
940
00:37:44,661 --> 00:37:46,095
You know you don't need a mentor
941
00:37:46,129 --> 00:37:47,529
to get back to Broadway
or New York.
942
00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:49,651
You're going to get
back there no matter what.
943
00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,801
Nothing can stop Rachel Berry.
944
00:37:54,137 --> 00:37:55,771
Thanks.
You're very sweet.
945
00:37:55,805 --> 00:37:57,439
And I'm also happy
946
00:37:57,474 --> 00:37:58,807
you're going to be sticking
around for a while,
947
00:37:58,842 --> 00:38:00,476
because we have so much
fun working together,
948
00:38:00,510 --> 00:38:02,244
and... all the fun.
949
00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:04,280
Well, what do you say
950
00:38:04,314 --> 00:38:05,781
we enjoy every last
minute of it, then?
951
00:38:05,815 --> 00:38:09,018
Want to get that Breadstix
dinner back on the books?
952
00:38:09,052 --> 00:38:10,586
Uh, yeah. Yeah,
that'd be great.
953
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:12,254
Um, next Thursday?
954
00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:13,789
Yeah.
955
00:38:19,963 --> 00:38:21,764
What are you thinking about?
956
00:38:21,798 --> 00:38:23,499
Abuela.
957
00:38:23,533 --> 00:38:25,434
And how I should be mad at her,
958
00:38:25,468 --> 00:38:27,336
but I just feel sad for her.
959
00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:29,538
What are you thinking about?
960
00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:32,274
Debra Messing and hypercubes,
961
00:38:32,309 --> 00:38:34,376
but also abuela.
962
00:38:34,411 --> 00:38:36,612
God, I shouldn't have said
all those nasty things to her.
963
00:38:36,646 --> 00:38:37,780
It was...
Wait.
964
00:38:39,316 --> 00:38:41,350
Listen, I'm really, really proud
of how you stood up for me.
965
00:38:41,384 --> 00:38:43,118
You're my lady knight
966
00:38:43,153 --> 00:38:44,687
in shining armor.
967
00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:47,122
And I, um,
I just wanted to believe
968
00:38:47,157 --> 00:38:48,724
that people could really change.
969
00:38:48,758 --> 00:38:50,838
And I wanted her to say
that she accepts me.
970
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:55,364
But I have a lot of love
in my life already.
971
00:38:55,398 --> 00:38:57,333
A lot. A lot, a lot.
972
00:38:57,367 --> 00:38:58,367
Me.
973
00:38:58,401 --> 00:39:00,002
Yeah. You.
974
00:39:00,036 --> 00:39:02,238
Now, let's go humor
975
00:39:02,272 --> 00:39:03,739
a bunch of
tone-deaf losers
976
00:39:03,773 --> 00:39:05,407
by acting surprised when we
walk in this auditorium.
977
00:39:05,442 --> 00:39:06,442
Deal.
978
00:39:10,013 --> 00:39:11,881
May I escort you to your seats?
979
00:39:11,915 --> 00:39:12,948
Mmm, you may.
980
00:39:15,085 --> 00:39:16,185
Hello.
981
00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:19,989
- Hi.
- RODERICK: Good evening.
982
00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:21,490
- So fancy.
- I know.
983
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:22,758
- Hi.
- MADISON: Hi.
984
00:39:24,227 --> 00:39:25,327
These are your seats, ladies.
985
00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:26,695
Oh, thank you.
Thanks.
986
00:39:30,433 --> 00:39:31,433
Yay.
987
00:39:31,434 --> 00:39:34,370
Welcome, guests of honor.
988
00:39:34,404 --> 00:39:36,272
Now, as your wedding planner,
989
00:39:36,306 --> 00:39:39,008
I need to warn you
about a major crisis
990
00:39:39,042 --> 00:39:40,843
regarding the wedding reception.
991
00:39:40,877 --> 00:39:43,846
Since Santana's grandmother
is no longer attending...
992
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:44,880
Such a shame...
993
00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:46,782
There is now an empty seat
994
00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:48,184
at the Lopez family table.
995
00:39:48,218 --> 00:39:50,453
And I don't know
what to do about it.
996
00:39:50,487 --> 00:39:53,289
The problem isn't
removing a chair;
997
00:39:53,323 --> 00:39:55,691
the problem is adding chairs,
998
00:39:55,725 --> 00:39:57,760
because several other members
999
00:39:57,794 --> 00:40:00,429
of Santana's family
want that spot.
1000
00:40:02,899 --> 00:40:05,034
Family are the people
1001
00:40:05,068 --> 00:40:08,037
who embrace you with open arms
no matter what.
1002
00:40:08,071 --> 00:40:09,805
They can see the pain
in your eyes
1003
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,307
even when you're fooling
everyone else.
1004
00:40:11,341 --> 00:40:13,275
Family's about laughing louder,
1005
00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:14,944
smiling bigger
and living better.
1006
00:40:14,978 --> 00:40:16,545
Family's like fudge.
1007
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,247
It's mostly sweet,
with a couple of nuts.
1008
00:40:18,281 --> 00:40:20,983
And although we're
not related by blood,
1009
00:40:21,017 --> 00:40:23,619
we are bonded by
something much stronger: love.
1010
00:40:23,653 --> 00:40:25,087
And it might be
a little presumptuous,
1011
00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:26,756
but we would like to be
in your wedding party.
1012
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,924
And the new kids and I
would be honored
1013
00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:30,626
to cater, pass out programs
1014
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:32,261
and release the doves.
There had better be doves.
1015
00:40:32,295 --> 00:40:34,130
Oh, there will be.
1016
00:40:34,164 --> 00:40:36,499
Santana and Brittany,
this is for you. We love you.
1017
00:40:43,306 --> 00:40:47,610
♪ What the world needs now ♪
1018
00:40:47,644 --> 00:40:50,646
♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
1019
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,482
♪ It's the only thing ♪
1020
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:55,518
♪ That there's just ♪
1021
00:40:55,552 --> 00:40:57,453
♪ Too little of ♪
1022
00:40:57,487 --> 00:41:00,990
♪ What the world needs now ♪
1023
00:41:01,024 --> 00:41:04,693
♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
1024
00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,929
♪ No, not just for some ♪
1025
00:41:06,963 --> 00:41:11,634
♪ But for everyone ♪
1026
00:41:11,668 --> 00:41:16,305
♪ Lord, we don't need
another mountain ♪
1027
00:41:16,339 --> 00:41:19,442
♪ There are mountains ♪
1028
00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:24,547
♪ And hillsides
enough to climb ♪
1029
00:41:24,581 --> 00:41:26,348
♪ There are oceans ♪
1030
00:41:26,383 --> 00:41:27,950
♪ And rivers ♪
1031
00:41:27,984 --> 00:41:30,386
♪ Enough to cross ♪
1032
00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:32,388
♪ Enough to last ♪
1033
00:41:32,422 --> 00:41:34,056
♪ Till the end of time ♪
1034
00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:35,624
♪ Till the end
of time ♪
1035
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:39,795
♪ What the world needs now ♪
1036
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:43,132
♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
1037
00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:45,034
♪ No, not just for some ♪
1038
00:41:45,068 --> 00:41:49,372
♪ But for everyone... ♪
1039
00:41:49,406 --> 00:41:50,406
Hello!
1040
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,074
Oh, my gosh!
1041
00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:53,676
Happy Hanukkah.
♪ Oh, we don't need ♪
1042
00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:55,511
Good to see you guys.
♪ Another meadow ♪
1043
00:41:55,545 --> 00:41:58,314
Look how big he is!
♪ There are cornfields ♪
1044
00:41:58,348 --> 00:41:59,849
♪ And wheat fields ♪
1045
00:41:59,883 --> 00:42:02,752
♪ Enough to grow ♪
1046
00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:06,822
♪ There are sunbeams
and moonbeams ♪
1047
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,157
♪ Enough to shine ♪
1048
00:42:08,191 --> 00:42:10,826
♪ Oh, listen, Lord ♪
1049
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:17,767
♪ If you want to know ♪
1050
00:42:17,801 --> 00:42:21,504
♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ What the world needs now ♪
1051
00:42:21,538 --> 00:42:26,008
♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ Love, sweet love ♪
1052
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:29,045
♪ It's the only thing
that there's just ♪
1053
00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:30,913
♪ There's just ♪
♪ Too little of ♪
1054
00:42:30,947 --> 00:42:32,381
♪ Too little of ♪
1055
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:34,417
♪ What the world needs now ♪
1056
00:42:34,451 --> 00:42:36,719
♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ Is love ♪
1057
00:42:36,753 --> 00:42:38,754
♪ Sweet love ♪
♪ Is sweet love ♪
1058
00:42:38,789 --> 00:42:39,922
Hi.
1059
00:42:39,956 --> 00:42:41,390
♪ No, not just for some ♪
1060
00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:43,759
♪ Oh, but just ♪
1061
00:42:43,794 --> 00:42:48,364
♪ For every ♪
♪ Every ♪
1062
00:42:48,398 --> 00:42:56,398
♪ Everyone. ♪
1063
00:42:58,575 --> 00:43:01,110
You guys are the best!
1064
00:43:01,139 --> 00:43:06,125
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