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♪ Shot through the heart
and you're to blame ♪

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♪ Darling, you give
love a bad name ♪

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I'm living in a dream.

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Besides having
an unlimited budget,

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kids recruited from all over the world
for their talent,

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a nutritionalist,
costume designer

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and strength
and conditioning specialist,

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being the coach
of Vocal Adrenaline

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has a few other perks,
like this company car,

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my own massage therapist,

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and a paycheck so big, we moved
into a higher tax bracket.

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♪ An angel's smile
is what you sell ♪

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♪ You promise me heaven

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♪ then put me through hell

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♪ Chains of love

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♪ got a hold on me

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♪ when passion's a prison

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♪ you can't break free, oh

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♪ you're a loaded gun

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The kids are so committed.

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They start practice
on their own most days.

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I'll admit I do miss

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the camaraderie
of the New Directions!

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It's every man for himself here.

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♪ You give love

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♪ a bad name! ♪ a bad name! ♪

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The alumni support is huge.

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Our boosters are
incredibly generous.

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My wife says
this one is the best.

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Wow, really this is
so unnecessary.

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I was always
a football guy myself.

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But my flaming gay son
loves show choir.

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- Ah.
- And championships are championships.

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So, I'm throwing
all my influence

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behind Vocal Adrenaline.

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And we're all counting

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on another win this year,
Mr. Schuester.

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Oh, I think as long
as you're happy

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and feeling good,
we support you.

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I mean, you need to just keep
being honest with yourself.

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The way I see it,
I'm playing the long game

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in terms of making
real changes there.

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I can't expect to go
in there and alter

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their whole way of doing things.

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My dream is to combine
the resources

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and support of Vocal Adrenaline

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with the heart and inspirations
of the New Directions!

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Well, if anybody can
do that, you can.

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Ah! What do you say
we let him out to play, huh?

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What... here? Oh, my God, no.

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He might touch something.

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Life is good.

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What?

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Oh!

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Oh, my God! What happened?

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Your team Vocal Adrenaline.

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They decided to go
with the tradition

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of egging the competition.

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Aah!

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S06E07
Transitioning

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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com

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Okay. So, I've heard
from my friends

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Rachel Berry
and Blaine Anderson,

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the coaches of the New
Directions! and Warblers,

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that they were egged

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by my kids the other day
on the way to their cars.

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Come on, guys!

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I have to put my foot down!

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This kind of bullying
will not be tolerated!

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Hey, I think you're being intolerant
of our intolerance, Will.

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It's Mr. Schuester.

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And don't be such
a smart ass, Clint.

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This week...

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We're gonna be taking turns
performing songs

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dealing with the theme
of "tolerance."

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I will lead by example.

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And I've invited
a very special guest to join me.

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And a Vocal Adrenaline alumni.

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♪ When I was in the third grade,
I thought that I was gay ♪

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♪ 'Cause I could draw,
my Uncle was ♪

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♪ and I could keep
my room straight ♪

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♪ I told my ma,
tears rushing down my face ♪

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♪ She's like, "will, you loved
girls since before pre-k ♪

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♪ Trippin'," yeah, I guess
she had a point, didn't she? ♪

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♪ Bunch of stereotypes
all in my head ♪

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♪ I remember doing
the math like yeah ♪

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♪ I'm good at little league,
a pre-conceived idea ♪

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♪ Of what it all meant
for those that liked ♪

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♪ The same sex had
the characteristics ♪

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♪ The right wing conservatives
think it's a decision ♪

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♪ And you can be cured with
some treatment and religion ♪

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♪ Man-made rewiring of a
predisposition playing God ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ aw, nah, here we go

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♪ America the brave still fears
what we don't know ♪

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♪ And God loves all his children
is somehow forgotten, but we ♪

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♪ Paraphrase a book written
3,500 years ago ♪

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♪ I don't know

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♪ and I can't change
even if I tried ♪

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♪ Even if I wanted to

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♪ hey, my love, my love

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♪ my love, she keeps me warm

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♪ Love is patient

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♪ she keeps me warm

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♪ love is kind

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♪ she keeps me warm

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♪ love is patient

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♪ she keeps me warm

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♪ love is kind

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♪ she keeps me warm

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♪ love is patient
♪ not crying on Sundays

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♪ love is kind

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♪ love is patient
♪ love is patient

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♪ oh, whoa!

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♪ Love is kind. ♪ love is kind.

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What the hell was that,
Schuester?

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You can't be serious.

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Serious as a hangnail, honey.

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Shut up, stop rapping

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and let us rehearse
for sectionals.

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We don't care about
gay or straight

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or trans or intersects.

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- We care about winning.
- No, wait.

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This is genius.

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If we can get the New
Directions! worked up

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into thinking we're intolerant
of an entire group of people,

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they'll go
into will Schuester mode.

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And dedicate an
entire week of practice

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to a lesson about tolerance.

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Hey!

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This behavior is over.

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Yes, you are talented.

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No, that does not give the right
to behave however you want.

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Now, like it or not,
I am running this

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show choir now, and I'm
gonna run it how I like.

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Well, McKinley, this is it.

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It took a long time to get here.

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And my heart's racing like a
slow pig at a sausage factory.

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But I can truly say that today

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I'm living the life
I always wanted.

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I took some time off

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to let my outsides catch up
with my insides.

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But now I'm ready to take
this old jalopy for a spin.

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So...

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Say hello
to coach Sheldon Beiste.

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Coach!

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Welcome back!
You know, from a distance,

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I almost mistook you
for an aging

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yet virile James Garner.

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- Oh, thanks, Sue.
- Mm-hmm.

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It's-it's good to be back.
Coach!

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It is so good to have
you back and in true form.

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Oh, my gosh!

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We got so much guy talk
to catch up on

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that we never even
got to do before.

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Like, uh, about me and Rachel

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and then Mercedes, I
talked to her, we're cool.

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You're fine, Sam.
Just take a breath

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so you don't black out on me.

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Hey, coach, I want you to know
that I've taken steps

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to battle the scourge
of cisnormativity

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- Uh-huh.
- And transmisogyny.

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And some other terms
I had never heard of

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until I did a quick Wikipedia
search this morning.

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Um, thanks, but I just
want things to go

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- right on back to normal.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, good 'cause I wro... had
this list of all these pronouns.

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I mean, you just tell me
which one and I'll enforce it.

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There's he, there's sh-he,
there's it,

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zhim, ze...

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I-I think he and him works fine.

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Now, coach, as you know,
I've always been

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quite vocal about my opposition

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to bullying in any form.

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And I want you to know
that I am here for you

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as a friend, ally

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and a shoulder to cry on.

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Metaphorically, of course.

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Because you're a man now
and real men don't cry.

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I got to say I'm impressed, Sue.

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I kind of figured someone
would say something.

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Or gawk at me funny or...

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Coach, you will be happy to know
that McKinley high is now

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a fully gender-fluid
high school.

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- Wow.
- All right?

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
out of the corner of my eye I see a fatty

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who could use a good,
healthy fat shaming.

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Hmm.

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Uh, well, you know,
I should probably get going.

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Yeah, I got to go
meet Rachel and, um...

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High five!

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Yeah, that's some strength, huh?

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Morning!

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What's wrong?

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Are you still upset
about getting egged

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- and stuff?
- No, Sam, something happened.

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Something way worse.

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Early this morning,
I was fast asleep,

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and I was having
the most amazing dream

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that I was on Broadway

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and there was all this pudding.

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And then I woke up
to this pounding!

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At first I thought it was just
a really big woodpecker.

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Or maybe a neighbor was
installing an in-ground pool.

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But then I saw what it was.

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My dad sold our house!

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Wait, but isn't, isn't that a
good thing? You said it's

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been on the market for a while
now, and every time they had

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an offer, the buyer just
backed out at the last minute.

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Yes! That's because
I was sabotaging it!

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The shower has vintage tile.

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Rachel, that's insane.

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Sam, it's the only house
I've ever known.

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It's the house
that I grew up in.

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And-and I just really,
I-I hate the idea

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that in a couple of days
it's gonna be someone else's.

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All right, listen.

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As somebody who sometimes
didn't have any home at all...

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No, no. Mm-mm!

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Mm-mm! No way.

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I am not gonna let you guilt me

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into going along with this
because you once were homeless!

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Okay? I'm sorry, but that has
nothing to do with this.

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I just... I'm not
ready to say good-bye.

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And I will be damned if I let
my dads go through with this.

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Hey, guys, hey.
Thanks for coming.

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Oh, for the love of all
that's sacred, what now?

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Uh, well, I called you here
today because of Rachel.

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Seriously? I just finished
mentoring that girl

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for, like, a week... what could
she possibly need now?

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- Do you want to...?
- Her dad just sold their house.

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She has less than
a week to get out.

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That house means
everything to her.

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It's where she grew up.

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It's where she saw her dreams
become a reality.

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Guys, this is a major
moment for her.

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Okay? She's becoming
a new person.

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Making one of the
biggest transitions of all.

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One that we are all
gonna have to make soon.

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Okay, just so we're clear.

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We're still talking
about Rachel, right?

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Or are you announcing
your new gender?

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Oh, my God! No!
This is all about Rachel!

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Look, guys, she's growing up.

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We all are.

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So, what's the plan, Sam?

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- You want to see me?
- Have a seat, William.

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Hey, Sheldon.
How you doing?

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Wait, what's going on?

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It's not a big deal.

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Sue's just making
a big stink over nothing.

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America's newest male
Sheldon Beiste

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arrived in our parking lot
yesterday

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to find his car vandalized

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with a horribly

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offensive word.

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Oh, my God.

257
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That's terrible.

258
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Sheldon, I'm so sorry.

259
00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:30,896
It's all right.

260
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I knew that there was
a possibility

261
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that something like this
was gonna happen.

262
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So when it did,
I wasn't all that surprised.

263
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,204
I-I'm sorry. Just, um,

264
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,974
you-you said it
happened here, so

265
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what does this
have to do with me?

266
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Newly boobless,

267
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would you like to tell him
or shall I?

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They wore Carmel colors, Will.

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They were from Vocal Adrenaline.

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They were your kids.

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Are you serious?

272
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No one goes after one

273
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of my friends and
gets away with it.

274
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Except for me.
I always go after your friends,

275
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and I've never not gotten away
with it.

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I'm sorry.

277
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Okay, you guys, let's get
started on this week's lesson.

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It is called buckeye bull's-eye,

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featuring all artists from Ohio!

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Marilyn Manson
and Dean Martin...

281
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:20,578
Actually, Rachel, there has
been a slight change in plans.

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Kurt, you can't just change
the lesson like that.

283
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,482
Well, sometimes life throws you
a curveball,

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and you just got to embrace it.

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That's why
this week's lesson is...

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Transitioning.

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Changing.

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Charging forward.

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Rachel, it's come
to our attention

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that you have some challenges
with saying good-bye

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to your childhood home.

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Which is forcing you
to say good-bye

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to your childhood
and fully accept adulthood.

294
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Or at least that's according
to the very nice lady

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at the lima
mental health clinic.

296
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,474
So to help Rachel
with this new transition,

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we are throwing her a "farewell
to Rachel's house" party,

298
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and everyone's invited. It's going to
be Friday night in Rachel's basement.

299
00:11:56,848 --> 00:11:59,850
You guys, this is very
unnecessary but very sweet.

300
00:11:59,884 --> 00:12:01,384
Wait, so this lesson isn't

301
00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:02,819
- for us?
- It's for Rachel?

302
00:12:02,854 --> 00:12:05,222
Yeah, so shut up.
Fetch me my wheel!

303
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,829
Thank you. Welcome
to wheel of musical fortune!

304
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Thank you. Thank you.

305
00:12:15,432 --> 00:12:17,533
Everyone spins,
and whoever's name you land on,

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you have to sing a duet
with them at the party.

307
00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:21,203
All except for me. 'Cause I told
you I want to sing with Rachel.

308
00:12:21,238 --> 00:12:23,172
I don't want to chance it.
Fine. Whatever.

309
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:24,807
Can't we just pick names
out of a hat?

310
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Okay, I'll go first.

311
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Luck be a lady tonight!

312
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Roderick.

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Which-which one?

314
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Uh, me. I'm-I'm Roderick.

315
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,201
No, this is gonna be great.
You're great.

316
00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:45,794
Okay, my turn!

317
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Oh. Huh.

318
00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:10,284
Well, I thought for sure

319
00:13:10,319 --> 00:13:11,952
that wheel was gonna land
on Artie's name.

320
00:13:11,986 --> 00:13:13,454
Yeah, what are the odds?

321
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,055
Uh, ten to one. Not that high.

322
00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:16,556
But you're totally cool
with singing with me, right?

323
00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,791
I-I understand if not.

324
00:13:17,825 --> 00:13:18,792
Yeah, no, I really want to.

325
00:13:18,826 --> 00:13:20,126
It's-it's just...

326
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,295
If you see Dave,

327
00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:23,963
just don't bring it up, okay?

328
00:13:23,997 --> 00:13:25,598
Oh, come on. It's just a song.

329
00:13:25,633 --> 00:13:27,334
He can't be jealous from that.

330
00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:29,769
I know, but I think
that he thinks that there's...

331
00:13:29,804 --> 00:13:31,961
still something between us.

332
00:13:32,473 --> 00:13:33,673
Which there...

333
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:35,141
obviously isn't.

334
00:13:35,175 --> 00:13:36,943
Obviously.

335
00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,681
Anyway, I'll call you. We'll
figure out what we're doing.

336
00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:43,014
We can do something up-tempo.

337
00:13:43,049 --> 00:13:44,282
Or-or slow. It doesn't matter.

338
00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:45,317
I'm versatile.

339
00:13:45,352 --> 00:13:46,785
Okay. Cool.

340
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,723
All right. I'll call you.

341
00:13:58,331 --> 00:14:00,932
Who was it? I just
heard. I want names.

342
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,168
Which one of those Vocal
Adrenaline bastards did it?

343
00:14:03,202 --> 00:14:06,036
What the fall leaves are you
talking about, pumpkin?

344
00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:08,639
Your car, the vandalism. Which one of
those rock lobsters was it?

345
00:14:08,674 --> 00:14:10,875
- It doesn't matter.
- We're gonna kill those guys, coach.

346
00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:13,210
No, you're not gonna kill
anybody. You boys sit down.

347
00:14:13,245 --> 00:14:14,245
Sit down!

348
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:20,518
I don't want you guys doing
anything about this,

349
00:14:20,552 --> 00:14:22,319
you hear me? It's been handled.

350
00:14:22,354 --> 00:14:24,555
It's real sweet
that you guys care,

351
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,323
but hurting him
isn't gonna fix anything.

352
00:14:26,358 --> 00:14:28,325
It'll teach them not
to mess with any of us

353
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,026
or we'll destroy them.

354
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,697
I've been dealing
with ignorant people

355
00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:35,699
who couldn't understand me
my whole life.

356
00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:38,968
But you know what? I couldn't be
happier with myself.

357
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,571
How many people get
to say that? And, Spencer,

358
00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,339
I'm glad to hear you say
that you're one of us.

359
00:14:43,374 --> 00:14:45,542
That's all
I've ever wanted to hear

360
00:14:45,576 --> 00:14:48,879
from you, is that you're more
than just a star player

361
00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:51,347
but that you're really part
of this team.

362
00:14:51,382 --> 00:14:53,182
And, Sam, you did that.

363
00:14:53,217 --> 00:14:55,218
You united us.

364
00:14:55,252 --> 00:14:57,587
You're a hell of a
coach and a friend.

365
00:14:57,622 --> 00:15:00,423
And if one good thing can come
out of this whole mess,

366
00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:03,026
well, then they gave us
the best freaking gift

367
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,360
in the whole world.

368
00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:06,930
Coach, look, I'm sorry.

369
00:15:06,964 --> 00:15:08,364
I didn't... I didn't mean
to disappoint you.

370
00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:09,899
I just...

371
00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:11,434
I can't stand
to see my friends get hurt.

372
00:15:11,468 --> 00:15:13,269
I know that, Sam.

373
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:15,171
And you did not disappoint me.

374
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,907
In fact, I couldn't be prouder.

375
00:15:17,942 --> 00:15:20,476
Boys, get back to practice.

376
00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:33,233
This is completely unacceptable.

377
00:15:33,456 --> 00:15:35,057
I can handle insubordination,

378
00:15:35,091 --> 00:15:37,059
but this, this isn't about me.

379
00:15:37,093 --> 00:15:39,928
This is about teaching you
to act like human beings.

380
00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:42,264
It's about knowing
that your-your common decency

381
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:44,599
and integrity
are-are more important

382
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,601
than winning
show choir competitions.

383
00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,803
Which perfectly sums up
your teaching style, Schuester.

384
00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:51,639
You think all of us didn't know
you were too soft for this job?

385
00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:53,775
You have a loser mentality.

386
00:15:53,809 --> 00:15:55,777
You know who didn't give a crap
about being kind?

387
00:15:55,811 --> 00:15:58,446
Lewis and Clark.
George Patton. Paul Anka.

388
00:15:58,481 --> 00:16:00,448
I don't want to be decent or
liked. I want to be a champion.

389
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:01,749
And this is how it's done.

390
00:16:01,784 --> 00:16:02,917
The fact is

391
00:16:02,952 --> 00:16:04,318
Vocal Adrenaline is the last

392
00:16:04,353 --> 00:16:06,320
of a great dying breed
of communities

393
00:16:06,355 --> 00:16:08,422
that is willing
to risk being called bad guys

394
00:16:08,457 --> 00:16:10,224
and accept the hard truth,

395
00:16:10,258 --> 00:16:12,794
which is that every person
on the planet knows

396
00:16:12,828 --> 00:16:13,928
winning is everything.

397
00:16:15,764 --> 00:16:17,999
We will win nationals,

398
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:20,734
- but we'll win it the right way.
- When will you just accept

399
00:16:20,768 --> 00:16:22,470
that you don't belong here,

400
00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:24,005
that none of us like you,

401
00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:25,839
that we make fun of your vests

402
00:16:25,874 --> 00:16:27,774
and your pep talks
behind your back?

403
00:16:27,809 --> 00:16:30,277
- You're a joke.
- Yeah, well, the joke's on you, Clint.

404
00:16:30,312 --> 00:16:32,846
You're off the team.

405
00:16:32,881 --> 00:16:34,748
You can't kick me off the team.

406
00:16:34,782 --> 00:16:36,783
I am the team!

407
00:16:37,841 --> 00:16:38,952
Get out.

408
00:16:39,788 --> 00:16:41,451
Now.

409
00:16:50,063 --> 00:16:50,997
Okay.

410
00:16:51,032 --> 00:16:53,400
Everybody warm up.

411
00:16:59,423 --> 00:17:01,049
Come to bed, Will. Oh.

412
00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:03,660
Maybe just have a shower first
because you're touching

413
00:17:03,694 --> 00:17:05,161
that wheel
that touched the ground.

414
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,996
You would think a stroller
that costs as much

415
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:10,294
as a mortgage payment would not
break a week after you got it.

416
00:17:10,951 --> 00:17:12,569
Okay.

417
00:17:12,603 --> 00:17:15,171
You're talking
in your angry man voice.

418
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,641
I'm sorry.

419
00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:20,644
It's just...

420
00:17:21,852 --> 00:17:23,146
I'm stuck.

421
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,515
I really don't like my job.

422
00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:27,917
I don't like the people or the
environment, and it's not gonna change

423
00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:29,886
because they don't think
there's anything wrong.

424
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,655
I kicked that kid
off the team today,

425
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,389
but I know
that's not the end of it.

426
00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:35,591
Those boosters are gonna come
after me.

427
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,160
Okay, well, look,
I don't need any of this stuff.

428
00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:40,028
It's not like we'd have
to go on food stamps

429
00:17:40,062 --> 00:17:41,430
if you quit
and found another job.

430
00:17:41,464 --> 00:17:44,032
I know some teachers who are.

431
00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:47,035
And we've talked about this,
Emma. There are no other jobs.

432
00:17:47,069 --> 00:17:49,037
Not ones
where I can coach show choir.

433
00:17:49,071 --> 00:17:51,373
You know what
the worst part is?

434
00:17:51,408 --> 00:17:54,543
I love all this extra stuff.

435
00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:57,746
I love my fancy car
and fancy stroller

436
00:17:57,781 --> 00:17:59,595
and fancy football tickets.

437
00:17:59,794 --> 00:18:02,350
Maybe that makes me shallow
and immature, but...

438
00:18:02,384 --> 00:18:06,621
all this extra stuff makes me
feel like more of a man.

439
00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:09,056
And I hate myself
for loving it so much

440
00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:11,459
that I would stay working
at a place

441
00:18:11,493 --> 00:18:14,462
that stands for everything
I stand against.

442
00:18:14,496 --> 00:18:16,698
Okay. So we'll manage.

443
00:18:16,732 --> 00:18:19,033
You know?
You'll find another job.

444
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:21,035
My pamphlet of the month club
is starting

445
00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:23,438
to bring in some extra cash.

446
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:26,874
A year ago, I would have.

447
00:18:26,894 --> 00:18:28,710
You can be principled

448
00:18:28,744 --> 00:18:31,045
when you don't have kids to feed
and clothe.

449
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,880
Well, I think when you have kids

450
00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:35,316
is when it's most
important to be principled.

451
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:39,653
He's gonna be watching you, Will.

452
00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:41,822
Kids see everything.

453
00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:43,724
You can't hide
anything from them.

454
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:46,626
I mean,
when you buy him something,

455
00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,462
he's gonna see your pride
and your shame.

456
00:18:48,496 --> 00:18:50,231
He's gonna know
when you traded your integrity

457
00:18:50,265 --> 00:18:52,228
for comfort and safety.

458
00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:56,337
Look, I'm not saying
that you have to quit your job.

459
00:18:56,371 --> 00:19:00,107
I understand the realities
of that. I do.

460
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,509
But I am saying...

461
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:06,230
you need to make a peace with
whatever choice you do make.

462
00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:08,681
Okay?

463
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,082
Yeah.

464
00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:16,956
Snuck a little something extra
in there for you, Kurt.

465
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,196
Hello, everyone. Welcome
and thank you for coming

466
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:26,599
to a "final farewell to Rachel's
childhood home" party!

467
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,271
♪ Because you know
I'm all about that bass ♪

468
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,273
♪ 'Bout that bass, no
treble ♪
♪ no treble

469
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,041
♪ I'm all about that bass

470
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,776
♪ 'bout that bass, no treble
♪ no treble

471
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,878
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass ♪

472
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,479
♪ No treble - ♪ no treble

473
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,148
♪ I'm all about that bass

474
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,149
♪ 'bout that bass

475
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,517
♪ bass, bass, bass, bass

476
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,519
♪ yeah, it's pretty clear
get it!

477
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,789
♪ I ain't no size two,
but I can shake it, shake it ♪

478
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,558
♪ Like I'm supposed to do,
'cause I got that ♪

479
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,560
♪ Boom boom
that all the boys chase ♪

480
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:59,731
♪ And all the right junk in all
the right places ♪ hey! Hey!

481
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:03,635
♪ I see the magazines working that
photoshop ♪
♪ uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

482
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,403
♪ We know that this ain't real

483
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,137
♪ come on now, make it stop
♪ make it stop

484
00:20:07,171 --> 00:20:09,840
♪ if you got beauty, beauty,
just raise 'em up ♪

485
00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:11,842
♪ 'Cause every inch of you
is perfect ♪

486
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,811
♪ From the bottom to the top

487
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,579
♪ yeah, my mama, she told me

488
00:20:15,613 --> 00:20:20,050
♪ don't worry about
your size ♪
♪ size

489
00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:22,218
♪ she says boys like a little
yeah!

490
00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:25,888
♪ More booty to hold at night yeah!
Body rolls, body rolls.

491
00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:28,524
♪ That booty, booty, oh, that
booty, booty ♪
♪ you know I won't

492
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:34,264
♪ be no stick-figure, silicone
Barbie doll ♪
♪ silicone Barbie doll

493
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:37,200
♪ oh ♪ so if that's
what's you're into ♪

494
00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:40,770
♪ Then go ahead and move along

495
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,573
♪ yeah ♪ because you know
I'm all about that bass ♪

496
00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:46,175
♪ 'Bout that bass, no treble
♪ oh...

497
00:20:46,209 --> 00:20:49,345
♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout
that bass, no treble ♪
♪ you know

498
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:53,115
♪ you know, you know, ooh I'm all about
that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble ♪

499
00:20:53,149 --> 00:20:55,884
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass ♪

500
00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:59,521
♪ You know I'm all about
that bass, 'bout that bass ♪

501
00:20:59,555 --> 00:21:02,024
♪ No treble ♪ I said I'm
all about that bass ♪

502
00:21:02,058 --> 00:21:05,626
♪ 'Bout that bass, ooh, I'm all
about that bass ♪
♪ no treble

503
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:09,097
♪ 'bout that bass, I said I'm all
about that bass ♪
♪ no treble

504
00:21:09,131 --> 00:21:12,100
♪ 'bout that bass, I said I'm all
about that bass ♪
♪ no treble

505
00:21:12,134 --> 00:21:14,568
♪ 'bout that bass,
'bout that bass ♪

506
00:21:14,603 --> 00:21:19,874
♪ Ia, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

507
00:21:19,908 --> 00:21:22,742
♪ I know you like this bass
♪ ooh

508
00:21:22,776 --> 00:21:25,578
♪ ooh ♪ don't you know

509
00:21:25,613 --> 00:21:28,148
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass. ♪

510
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,491
Wow.

511
00:21:37,525 --> 00:21:40,427
The Rachel Berry
childhood bedroom.

512
00:21:40,461 --> 00:21:42,662
Is it weird to think
that someday this room's

513
00:21:42,696 --> 00:21:44,663
gonna be recreated
in some Broadway museum?

514
00:21:44,697 --> 00:21:46,665
Hopefully with
animatronic robots.

515
00:21:46,699 --> 00:21:48,334
You said you wouldn't
make fun of it.

516
00:21:48,368 --> 00:21:50,302
Oh, man, is that
from Rocky Horror?

517
00:21:50,337 --> 00:21:53,239
Do you remember when I had to
wear those tight gold shorts?

518
00:21:53,273 --> 00:21:55,074
I think everyone remembers that.

519
00:21:55,108 --> 00:21:57,576
Wow.

520
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:59,478
You can't do it, can you?

521
00:21:59,513 --> 00:22:01,080
I mean,

522
00:22:01,114 --> 00:22:02,915
almost everything else
is boxed up, but

523
00:22:02,949 --> 00:22:04,883
you haven't even
touched this wall.

524
00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:09,188
All my best memories from
high school are on that wall.

525
00:22:09,222 --> 00:22:13,091
My whole childhood
I just spent in this room

526
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,994
singing and dreaming, all alone

527
00:22:16,029 --> 00:22:17,796
with pictures
of Barbara Streisand

528
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:20,131
and Patti Lupone
and Bernadette Peters.

529
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,467
But then I met you
guys and suddenly

530
00:22:22,501 --> 00:22:24,469
the wall started to fill
up with real friends

531
00:22:24,503 --> 00:22:26,471
and real dreams.

532
00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:28,774
I don't know. Everything's
just so clear in high school

533
00:22:28,808 --> 00:22:31,743
and I'm supposed to just
pack it all up now?

534
00:22:33,046 --> 00:22:34,546
We're gonna need a bigger wall.

535
00:22:36,015 --> 00:22:37,482
Mm... Star wars.

536
00:22:37,516 --> 00:22:38,983
It's... it's Jaws.

537
00:22:39,017 --> 00:22:42,519
Oh. Jeez, what were
you, raised by monks?

538
00:22:42,554 --> 00:22:44,555
Come here.

539
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,127
The wall doesn't go away.

540
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,997
The wall just gets... bigger.

541
00:22:53,031 --> 00:22:55,466
And higher

542
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,235
and plastered in dreams.

543
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:02,172
You're going to get that part.

544
00:23:03,205 --> 00:23:05,542
And you're going
back to New York.

545
00:23:05,577 --> 00:23:07,812
And you're taking
that wall with you.

546
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,313
If I'm real lucky, then

547
00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,315
I'll always be on it somewhere,

548
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,483
wearing incredibly tight,

549
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:16,122
sparkly gold shorts.

550
00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:39,416
Whoa! Yeah.
Thank you. Good job.

551
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:41,418
Just when you thought
we couldn't get any more

552
00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:42,819
warmth and love in a basement,

553
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:45,288
it's time to bring out
your two favorite gays,

554
00:23:45,322 --> 00:23:48,492
Kurt Hummel and
Blaine Anderson.

555
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,768
♪ Who's around when the days

556
00:23:57,802 --> 00:23:59,870
♪ feel long

557
00:23:59,904 --> 00:24:01,838
♪ who's around when you can't ♪

558
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:03,874
♪ be strong

559
00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:05,541
♪ who's around when you're ♪

560
00:24:05,575 --> 00:24:08,343
♪ losing your mind

561
00:24:09,813 --> 00:24:11,480
♪ hey

562
00:24:11,515 --> 00:24:15,317
♪ Who cares that you
get home safe ♪

563
00:24:15,351 --> 00:24:17,286
♪ Who knows you can't ♪

564
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,455
♪ be replaced

565
00:24:19,489 --> 00:24:21,724
♪ who thinks that you're one ♪

566
00:24:21,758 --> 00:24:24,660
♪ of a kind

567
00:24:24,694 --> 00:24:25,894
♪ oh

568
00:24:25,929 --> 00:24:27,129
♪ yeah

569
00:24:27,163 --> 00:24:28,630
♪ Somebody misses you ♪

570
00:24:28,664 --> 00:24:31,066
♪ When you're away

571
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,467
♪ They wanna wake up

572
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:35,070
♪ with you every day

573
00:24:35,104 --> 00:24:38,540
♪ somebody wants
to hear you say ♪

574
00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:42,644
♪ Ooh, somebody loves you

575
00:24:42,678 --> 00:24:46,613
♪ ooh, somebody loves you ♪

576
00:24:48,116 --> 00:24:50,351
♪ Ooh, somebody loves you

577
00:24:51,954 --> 00:24:54,422
♪ ooh, somebody loves you ♪

578
00:24:56,358 --> 00:24:58,059
♪ Ooh, somebody loves you

579
00:24:59,561 --> 00:25:03,029
♪ Why don't you come on over

580
00:25:03,064 --> 00:25:05,332
♪ why don't you lay me down

581
00:25:05,366 --> 00:25:07,033
♪ lay me down

582
00:25:07,068 --> 00:25:08,568
♪ Does the pain

583
00:25:08,602 --> 00:25:11,204
♪ feel better

584
00:25:11,238 --> 00:25:15,075
♪ when I'm around

585
00:25:15,109 --> 00:25:18,878
♪ if I am good to you

586
00:25:18,912 --> 00:25:22,614
♪ won't you be good to me
♪ good to me

587
00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:24,249
♪ that's how easy

588
00:25:24,284 --> 00:25:28,053
♪ this should be...

589
00:25:28,088 --> 00:25:31,223
♪ Somebody misses you

590
00:25:31,257 --> 00:25:33,558
♪ when you're away
♪ somebody misses you, baby

591
00:25:33,593 --> 00:25:36,061
♪ they wanna wake up with you
every day ♪
♪ they wanna

592
00:25:36,096 --> 00:25:38,797
♪ wake up with you
♪ somebody wants

593
00:25:38,831 --> 00:25:40,299
♪ to hear you say ♪ oh, they

594
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,266
♪ want you to say

595
00:25:42,301 --> 00:25:45,303
♪ ooh, somebody loves you

596
00:25:46,805 --> 00:25:49,140
♪ ooh, somebody loves you ♪

597
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,808
♪ Ooh, somebody loves you

598
00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:52,943
♪ ooh, somebody loves you ♪

599
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,680
♪ Ooh, somebody loves you

600
00:25:57,916 --> 00:26:00,984
♪ ooh, somebody loves you. ♪

601
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:02,652
Are you sure you have to go?

602
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,987
Doesn't sound like
we're done in there.

603
00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:05,722
I-I wish I could,
but Dave and I...

604
00:26:05,756 --> 00:26:07,391
we have to wake up at 5:00 a.m.

605
00:26:07,425 --> 00:26:09,459
sharp for the intramural
football game in bowling green.

606
00:26:09,494 --> 00:26:12,062
Well, anyway, I had a lot
of fun singing with you tonight.

607
00:26:12,096 --> 00:26:14,398
- I thought we sounded pretty good.
- I thought we sounded incredible.

608
00:26:14,432 --> 00:26:16,666
We haven't sounded that good
since the very first duet that we did.

609
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,602
- Do you remember what it was?
- No, I'm blanking.

610
00:26:20,703 --> 00:26:22,739
I'm kidding, of course I do.

611
00:26:22,773 --> 00:26:24,241
It was
"Baby, it's cold outside".

612
00:26:24,275 --> 00:26:26,142
The entire time
we were singing I just wanted

613
00:26:26,176 --> 00:26:27,743
to turn off that damn boom box

614
00:26:27,777 --> 00:26:29,412
and confess
my undying love for you

615
00:26:29,446 --> 00:26:31,147
and give you the world's
most passionate kiss.

616
00:26:31,181 --> 00:26:32,681
Oh, yeah? Well, why didn't you?

617
00:26:32,715 --> 00:26:35,184
I wasn't sure if you
felt the same way.

618
00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:37,186
And you didn't.

619
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:40,089
Remember that guy you had a
crush on? The assistant manager

620
00:26:40,123 --> 00:26:43,125
to the gap? The... what was
his name? Um, uh, Jonathan,

621
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,993
- or, uh, Jebediah?
- Jer-Jeremiah.

622
00:26:45,028 --> 00:26:46,262
Jeremiah.

623
00:26:46,296 --> 00:26:47,496
Yeah, whatever happened to him?

624
00:26:47,531 --> 00:26:50,299
I have no clue.

625
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,935
Mm. It's funny
how someone could mean

626
00:26:52,969 --> 00:26:55,204
so much to you
at one point in time and then

627
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,344
a few years go by and...

628
00:27:21,764 --> 00:27:25,467
♪ Lying in my bed I hear the

629
00:27:25,501 --> 00:27:28,669
♪ clock tick and think of you ♪

630
00:27:28,704 --> 00:27:32,207
♪ Caught up in circles

631
00:27:32,241 --> 00:27:34,041
♪ confusion

632
00:27:34,076 --> 00:27:36,211
♪ is nothing new

633
00:27:36,245 --> 00:27:39,914
♪ flashback warm nights

634
00:27:39,948 --> 00:27:42,750
♪ almost left behind

635
00:27:43,919 --> 00:27:47,822
♪ suitcases of memories

636
00:27:47,856 --> 00:27:49,389
♪ time after

637
00:27:49,424 --> 00:27:52,426
♪ Sometimes you picture me

638
00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:54,394
♪ I'm walking

639
00:27:54,429 --> 00:27:56,497
♪ too far ahead

640
00:27:56,531 --> 00:27:59,767
♪ you're calling to me

641
00:27:59,801 --> 00:28:03,704
♪ I can't hear
what you've said ♪

642
00:28:03,739 --> 00:28:07,374
♪ Then you say go slow

643
00:28:07,408 --> 00:28:11,211
♪ I fall behind

644
00:28:11,246 --> 00:28:13,580
♪ the second hand unwinds

645
00:28:13,615 --> 00:28:15,582
♪ If you're lost

646
00:28:15,617 --> 00:28:18,418
♪ you can look
and you will find me ♪

647
00:28:18,453 --> 00:28:21,355
♪ Time after time

648
00:28:21,389 --> 00:28:23,957
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪

649
00:28:23,991 --> 00:28:26,692
♪ I'll be waiting
♪ I will be waiting

650
00:28:26,726 --> 00:28:28,727
♪ time after time

651
00:28:37,471 --> 00:28:41,374
♪ You said go slow

652
00:28:41,408 --> 00:28:45,144
♪ I fall behind

653
00:28:45,179 --> 00:28:47,813
♪ the second hand unwinds

654
00:28:47,847 --> 00:28:49,481
♪ if you're lost you can look

655
00:28:49,515 --> 00:28:52,317
♪ and you will find me

656
00:28:52,351 --> 00:28:54,787
♪ time after time

657
00:28:54,821 --> 00:28:57,121
♪ if you fall I will catch you

658
00:28:57,156 --> 00:28:59,791
♪ I'll be waiting

659
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,493
♪ time after time

660
00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:04,162
♪ if you're lost you can look

661
00:29:04,196 --> 00:29:07,231
♪ and you will find me

662
00:29:07,265 --> 00:29:09,433
♪ time after time

663
00:29:09,467 --> 00:29:11,803
♪ if you fall I will catch you

664
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,672
♪ I will be waiting

665
00:29:14,707 --> 00:29:17,742
♪ time after time

666
00:29:17,776 --> 00:29:20,777
♪ time after time ♪

667
00:29:20,812 --> 00:29:24,480
♪ Time after time

668
00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:27,984
♪ time after time. ♪

669
00:29:52,697 --> 00:29:54,681
As I live and breathe.

670
00:29:54,701 --> 00:29:57,535
Unique. Oh, girl.

671
00:29:57,569 --> 00:29:59,337
How come you didn't call
me? I had to find out

672
00:29:59,371 --> 00:30:01,005
my trans-gossip
from will Schuester.

673
00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:03,341
You're right.
I should have called.

674
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:05,342
I just didn't know
what to say to people.

675
00:30:05,376 --> 00:30:08,178
You know? It's all been
a bit overwhelming.

676
00:30:08,212 --> 00:30:10,714
Being back at McKinley
or the surgery?

677
00:30:10,748 --> 00:30:12,949
About being myself, you know?

678
00:30:12,983 --> 00:30:14,351
Trying to fit in.

679
00:30:14,385 --> 00:30:15,919
You know, I did this

680
00:30:15,953 --> 00:30:18,522
because I needed to follow
how I felt inside.

681
00:30:18,556 --> 00:30:22,392
And I finally feel
so normal inside.

682
00:30:22,427 --> 00:30:24,894
But...

683
00:30:24,929 --> 00:30:27,130
Nobody's treating me
like I am normal.

684
00:30:27,164 --> 00:30:29,466
That's because you're
not normal. You're special.

685
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,702
And not because
of some surgery, but

686
00:30:31,736 --> 00:30:33,236
because you're
brave enough to go out

687
00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:35,749
and get something
when you want it.

688
00:30:36,394 --> 00:30:37,906
I don't want to always

689
00:30:37,941 --> 00:30:40,209
be special, though.
Does that make sense?

690
00:30:40,243 --> 00:30:41,977
I just want to be
one of the guys.

691
00:30:42,011 --> 00:30:45,047
But there's
no one else like me here.

692
00:30:45,081 --> 00:30:47,149
You know, people
either fawn over me

693
00:30:47,183 --> 00:30:50,503
or they hate me because
they don't understand me.

694
00:30:54,210 --> 00:30:56,425
Can I ask you something?

695
00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:59,161
- Did it hurt?
- Are you joking?

696
00:30:59,195 --> 00:31:02,331
Like a bucket of hammers
being dumped on my chest.

697
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,735
But the weird thing...
it felt like

698
00:31:05,769 --> 00:31:07,802
they never should have been
there in the first place.

699
00:31:07,837 --> 00:31:09,571
Do you have any regrets?

700
00:31:09,605 --> 00:31:11,906
Not for a second.

701
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,908
That feeling of relief
I have now

702
00:31:13,942 --> 00:31:15,910
of finally being who
I've always wanted to be...

703
00:31:15,944 --> 00:31:17,912
it's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

704
00:31:17,946 --> 00:31:20,014
I just...

705
00:31:20,048 --> 00:31:23,889
I wish sometimes I wasn't
going through it all alone.

706
00:31:26,413 --> 00:31:28,275
You're not alone.

707
00:31:32,795 --> 00:31:34,429
Hey, Mr. Schuester,

708
00:31:34,463 --> 00:31:36,464
I'm not sure if you heard,
but when Jimbo Wilson

709
00:31:36,499 --> 00:31:38,966
found out that you kicked me
off the team, he threw a tizzy

710
00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:41,035
and told Principal
Gunderson to reinstate me.

711
00:31:41,069 --> 00:31:43,704
If you have
a problem with that...

712
00:31:43,738 --> 00:31:46,207
and I hope you do...

713
00:31:46,241 --> 00:31:48,175
Jimbo says
to call him personally.

714
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:50,378
I don't have
a problem with that.

715
00:31:50,412 --> 00:31:53,114
He's right. And I was wrong.

716
00:31:53,148 --> 00:31:55,449
You are this team. You represent

717
00:31:55,483 --> 00:31:56,784
everything this
place stands for,

718
00:31:56,818 --> 00:31:58,552
and I have put
my personal beliefs

719
00:31:58,586 --> 00:32:01,355
ahead of the reality
of what Vocal Adrenaline is.

720
00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:03,157
To be honest,

721
00:32:03,191 --> 00:32:05,993
I was thinking about quitting.

722
00:32:06,028 --> 00:32:08,396
But then I realized
I still may be able

723
00:32:08,430 --> 00:32:10,063
to teach you guys
a thing or two.

724
00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,299
That said, you certainly

725
00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:14,134
have found the
formula to winning.

726
00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:15,868
Who am I to try to change that?

727
00:32:15,903 --> 00:32:17,537
So as long as I'm coaching here,

728
00:32:17,571 --> 00:32:19,739
we win the V.A. way.

729
00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:21,574
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

730
00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,209
That's what I'm talking about.

731
00:32:23,244 --> 00:32:25,211
And to prove to you
guys that I'm serious,

732
00:32:25,246 --> 00:32:28,381
I have come up with a prank
to end all pranks.

733
00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:30,550
Bring it in. Tonight,

734
00:32:30,584 --> 00:32:32,819
we sneak into McKinley High,

735
00:32:32,853 --> 00:32:35,154
and I will show you all
that nobody understands

736
00:32:35,188 --> 00:32:38,991
psychological warfare
better than William Schuester.

737
00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:41,527
Yeah!

738
00:32:41,562 --> 00:32:44,831
You know, I told them if they
put that clumsy, fatass Craig

739
00:32:44,865 --> 00:32:47,199
on defense we'd blow the game
and what do they do?

740
00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,234
They put that clumsy,
fatass Craig

741
00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:52,059
on defense, right?
It's unbelievable.

742
00:32:58,425 --> 00:33:00,452
Okay. What?

743
00:33:01,569 --> 00:33:02,547
Oh, what's what?

744
00:33:02,582 --> 00:33:04,049
Whatever it is
that you've been staring

745
00:33:04,084 --> 00:33:05,550
into space over for days.

746
00:33:05,585 --> 00:33:07,729
I mean, you've said,
like, two words.

747
00:33:07,749 --> 00:33:09,226
Sorry.

748
00:33:10,168 --> 00:33:14,338
Something happened that night
at Rachel's party, didn't it?

749
00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:16,595
I sang a duet with Kurt.

750
00:33:16,629 --> 00:33:18,563
It was Rachel's idea, okay?

751
00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:20,366
It was, uh...
It was a silly glee club thing.

752
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,934
I don't even know why I
haven't told you about it.

753
00:33:22,969 --> 00:33:25,977
Why would I be upset
that you sang a duet with Kurt?

754
00:33:25,997 --> 00:33:28,951
You guys don't stop singing.
That's not it.

755
00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:33,927
Oh, man.

756
00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:36,091
Dave...

757
00:33:36,111 --> 00:33:38,159
Just tell me one thing.

758
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,687
Did he kiss you,
or did you kiss him?

759
00:33:47,705 --> 00:33:49,194
I knew it.

760
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,861
Well... guess I was lucky enough

761
00:33:57,881 --> 00:34:00,107
to get a couple of months
in with you, huh?

762
00:34:00,127 --> 00:34:02,740
- What does that mean?
- It means you still love him.

763
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,808
You never stopped.

764
00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:07,077
Ever since Kurt came back
to Lima,

765
00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:09,246
there's been this ticking clock
hanging over us.

766
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,415
Time's up.

767
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,018
I'm sorry, Dave. I-I didn't...
I didn't mean to...

768
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,319
It's okay. It's okay. I know.

769
00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:18,689
Hey...

770
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,358
No hard feelings, okay?

771
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,662
And you know that clumsy,
fat-ass Craig?

772
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,831
He tried to slip me
his number at the game.

773
00:34:29,466 --> 00:34:31,434
Look, there's a whole world

774
00:34:31,468 --> 00:34:34,503
of guys out there
waiting to be my rebound.

775
00:34:34,538 --> 00:34:37,306
Go.

776
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:39,769
It's okay. Go. Tell Kurt.

777
00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:47,042
Uh, just do me a favor?

778
00:34:48,568 --> 00:34:50,453
Don't sing it.

779
00:34:51,186 --> 00:34:52,849
Just say it.

780
00:35:27,489 --> 00:35:28,869
Oh. Hi, Blaine.

781
00:35:28,889 --> 00:35:30,705
Uh, we were just leaving.

782
00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:33,907
Oh, Walter, this is Blaine.

783
00:35:34,192 --> 00:35:36,078
Ah. Of course.

784
00:35:36,112 --> 00:35:37,474
The Blaine.

785
00:35:37,494 --> 00:35:39,982
Always nice to put
a face to the name.

786
00:35:40,016 --> 00:35:42,051
Ooh. Neat bowtie.

787
00:35:43,629 --> 00:35:46,021
I'm sorry.
Were you looking for me?

788
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:48,538
No. Uh, I was just looking
for Rachel.

789
00:35:48,558 --> 00:35:50,192
I-I wanted
to tell her something.

790
00:35:50,226 --> 00:35:51,627
Oh, hey, Blaine.

791
00:35:51,662 --> 00:35:53,028
Did you want to
ask me something?

792
00:35:53,062 --> 00:35:54,996
Uh, wh-where's everybody going?

793
00:35:55,031 --> 00:35:56,765
Oh, we're going
on a double date.

794
00:35:56,799 --> 00:35:58,867
Walter and I have
a shared love for musical flops.

795
00:35:58,901 --> 00:36:01,202
Oh, yeah. And Walter
and I had this mutual love

796
00:36:01,236 --> 00:36:02,971
for the delicious chicken parm
dipping balls

797
00:36:03,005 --> 00:36:04,338
they got at Breadstix.

798
00:36:04,373 --> 00:36:05,607
Oh, my gosh,
they're so delicious.

799
00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:07,108
Well, next time, maybe
you can bring Karofsky,

800
00:36:07,142 --> 00:36:09,510
and we'll triple date it.

801
00:36:09,545 --> 00:36:12,365
Oh, hey, did you want
to ask me something.

802
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:15,050
You know what? I forgot.

803
00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:17,105
Okay.

804
00:36:25,144 --> 00:36:27,469
Okay, here's my plan.
We're gonna go backstage

805
00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:30,061
where I have left two
boxes of k-y jelly tubes.

806
00:36:30,081 --> 00:36:31,982
All right? Everyone grab a tube

807
00:36:32,016 --> 00:36:35,275
and squirt out every last drop
onto the stage floor.

808
00:36:35,295 --> 00:36:38,005
All right, everyone, huddle up.

809
00:36:38,025 --> 00:36:40,991
We're gonna watch those fools literally
fall on their faces.

810
00:36:46,131 --> 00:36:49,833
♪ There's a light

811
00:36:49,868 --> 00:36:53,436
♪ in the darkness

812
00:36:54,147 --> 00:36:56,381
♪ though the night

813
00:36:56,505 --> 00:37:01,010
♪ is black as my skin

814
00:37:01,906 --> 00:37:06,701
♪ There's a light
burning bright ♪

815
00:37:06,721 --> 00:37:10,619
♪ Showing me the way

816
00:37:12,499 --> 00:37:15,024
♪ but I know where I've been

817
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,529
♪ There's a cry

818
00:37:20,563 --> 00:37:22,197
♪ ooh-ooh ♪

819
00:37:22,231 --> 00:37:26,201
♪ In the distance ♪ ooh ♪

820
00:37:26,235 --> 00:37:28,737
♪ It's a voice ♪ ooh ♪

821
00:37:28,771 --> 00:37:33,574
♪ That comes from deep within

822
00:37:33,609 --> 00:37:38,380
♪ there's a cry asking why
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

823
00:37:38,414 --> 00:37:44,685
♪ I pray the answer's up ahead
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

824
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:50,058
♪ 'Cause I know
where I've been ♪

825
00:37:50,092 --> 00:37:54,762
♪ There's a road ♪ ooh ♪

826
00:37:54,796 --> 00:37:57,932
♪ We've been travelin' ♪ ooh ♪

827
00:37:57,966 --> 00:38:02,602
♪ Lost so many ♪ ooh ♪

828
00:38:02,637 --> 00:38:05,772
♪ On the way

829
00:38:05,806 --> 00:38:08,208
♪ but the riches ♪

830
00:38:08,243 --> 00:38:10,110
♪ Oh, but the riches

831
00:38:10,145 --> 00:38:12,012
♪ will be plenty ♪

832
00:38:12,047 --> 00:38:14,381
♪ The riches will be plenty

833
00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:16,116
♪ yeah ♪ worth the risk ♪

834
00:38:16,151 --> 00:38:17,751
♪ Worth the risk
♪ and the chances ♪

835
00:38:17,785 --> 00:38:20,120
♪ And the chances ♪ we take ♪

836
00:38:20,155 --> 00:38:22,588
♪ Take

837
00:38:22,622 --> 00:38:24,424
♪ There's a dream ♪
♪ there's a dream ♪

838
00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:26,526
♪ There's a dream

839
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,628
♪ in the future ♪

840
00:38:29,663 --> 00:38:32,265
♪ There's a struggle

841
00:38:32,299 --> 00:38:35,268
♪ struggle ♪
♪ that we have yet to win

842
00:38:35,302 --> 00:38:38,404
♪ we have yet to win ♪

843
00:38:38,439 --> 00:38:40,540
♪ Use that pride
♪ use that pride ♪

844
00:38:40,574 --> 00:38:42,707
♪ In our hearts
♪ in our hearts ♪

845
00:38:42,741 --> 00:38:47,245
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ to lift us up until tomorrow

846
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:52,250
♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ 'cause just
to sit still would be a sin ♪

847
00:38:52,285 --> 00:38:57,255
♪ I know it, I know it,
I know it, I know it ♪

848
00:38:57,290 --> 00:38:59,458
♪ Lord knows

849
00:38:59,492 --> 00:39:05,396
♪ I know...

850
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:11,402
♪ Where I've been...

851
00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:14,905
♪ Oh, when we win

852
00:39:14,939 --> 00:39:17,441
♪ I'll give thanks to my God

853
00:39:17,476 --> 00:39:20,311
♪ 'cause I know where I've

854
00:39:20,345 --> 00:39:29,119
♪ been. ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

855
00:39:41,999 --> 00:39:43,899
Yes!

856
00:39:51,241 --> 00:39:53,342
I knew you
were full of crap.

857
00:39:53,376 --> 00:39:55,511
Your little "kum-bah-yah"
lesson here cost us two hours

858
00:39:55,545 --> 00:39:57,212
of valuable rehearsal
time, and you can bet

859
00:39:57,247 --> 00:40:00,116
the booster association
is gonna hear about it.

860
00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:01,684
You know, I started teaching
glee club

861
00:40:01,718 --> 00:40:03,552
because I care about the arts.

862
00:40:03,586 --> 00:40:05,955
And that means a lot more
than just practicing 24/7

863
00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:07,722
like militant robots.

864
00:40:07,757 --> 00:40:10,158
It means finding
yourself in the music,

865
00:40:10,192 --> 00:40:12,961
and sometimes it means taking a
week off of sectionals practice

866
00:40:12,995 --> 00:40:15,797
to do something
to make your friend feel good.

867
00:40:15,831 --> 00:40:17,899
At least that's what it meant
when I worked at McKinley.

868
00:40:17,933 --> 00:40:20,201
And I'm not willing
to sacrifice that anymore.

869
00:40:20,235 --> 00:40:22,303
So if you guys want to continue

870
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:25,206
to be intolerant
trouble-makers, go for it,

871
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,376
because I quit.

872
00:40:30,212 --> 00:40:32,180
You can't do that, Will.

873
00:40:32,214 --> 00:40:34,415
Oh, I just did,
and it's not because of you.

874
00:40:34,449 --> 00:40:36,750
It's because
Unique came to me, and

875
00:40:36,785 --> 00:40:39,654
we spent all week gathering
this transgender choir,

876
00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:41,422
300 voices strong

877
00:40:41,456 --> 00:40:44,758
to make you feel welcomed
and at home.

878
00:40:49,565 --> 00:40:52,433
Attention Vocal Adrenaline
members,

879
00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:55,002
I will give you six minutes
to leave campus

880
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:57,071
before I unleash my hounds.

881
00:40:57,105 --> 00:40:59,373
Also, I've slashed
all the tires on your bus

882
00:40:59,408 --> 00:41:01,008
so you'll have to walk home.

883
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:04,511
Perhaps you can use
this march of death opportunity

884
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:07,780
to consider how awful
you really are.

885
00:41:16,990 --> 00:41:19,392
So what are you gonna do now?

886
00:41:19,427 --> 00:41:21,228
I don't know.

887
00:41:21,262 --> 00:41:24,264
I mean, I guess I have
to eventually find a new job,

888
00:41:24,298 --> 00:41:26,466
but, honestly,
Carmel paid so well

889
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,134
that we have enough savings
to last a few months,

890
00:41:29,168 --> 00:41:31,570
so I can figure things out.

891
00:41:35,481 --> 00:41:39,278
I am honestly so proud of
what you guys are doing here.

892
00:41:39,312 --> 00:41:43,282
And if I ever doubted that there
needed to be somebody out there

893
00:41:43,316 --> 00:41:45,917
to balance out the evil
empire of Vocal Adrenaline,

894
00:41:45,952 --> 00:41:48,101
I am a true believer now.

895
00:41:49,321 --> 00:41:51,656
Well, there is a job.

896
00:41:51,690 --> 00:41:53,558
It doesn't really pay much.

897
00:41:53,592 --> 00:41:55,593
Actually, it doesn't
pay anything at all,

898
00:41:55,628 --> 00:41:57,896
but, well, Kurt
and I were wondering

899
00:41:57,930 --> 00:42:00,999
if-if you had the time, or
if you would even consider

900
00:42:01,033 --> 00:42:03,601
being the special
alumni consultant

901
00:42:03,636 --> 00:42:05,403
for the New Directions!?

902
00:42:05,437 --> 00:42:07,572
Did you just make up
that title right now?

903
00:42:07,606 --> 00:42:08,940
Yes, I just made
that up right now.

904
00:42:08,975 --> 00:42:10,641
I absolutely did.

905
00:42:10,675 --> 00:42:13,310
But Kurt and I were talking, and
we could really use your help.

906
00:42:13,344 --> 00:42:14,845
Coming up with these
weekly lessons

907
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,019
is a lot harder than we thought.

908
00:42:17,354 --> 00:42:18,649
Okay.

909
00:42:18,683 --> 00:42:21,986
Okay, as in,
you'll think about it?

910
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:25,589
No. Okay, as in,
I would be honored to help.

911
00:42:25,623 --> 00:42:27,357
That's great.

912
00:42:27,392 --> 00:42:30,527
But I have, uh, two conditions.

913
00:42:30,561 --> 00:42:33,697
One... you guys have to make all
of the major decisions.

914
00:42:33,731 --> 00:42:36,166
And two... you both have
to start calling me Will.

915
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,601
Yes, I can definitely do that.

916
00:42:37,635 --> 00:42:39,303
No. I don't think

917
00:42:39,337 --> 00:42:41,805
I could ever call you "Will." That...
no.

918
00:42:41,839 --> 00:42:43,640
- I...
- Ah. I mean,

919
00:42:43,675 --> 00:42:46,209
you guys are just passing
through this place again,

920
00:42:46,243 --> 00:42:49,946
but I'm beginning to realize
that this is where I belong.

921
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,348
This choir room is who I am.

922
00:42:51,382 --> 00:42:53,517
And I can't wait to see the look

923
00:42:53,551 --> 00:42:55,017
on Sue's face when I tell her.

924
00:42:55,051 --> 00:42:56,552
So, what's the lesson
for next week?

925
00:42:56,586 --> 00:42:58,487
Well, Kurt wants to do another
Britney 3.0,

926
00:42:58,522 --> 00:43:00,523
but, honestly, there's no more
songs left in her catalog.

927
00:43:00,557 --> 00:43:02,792
Tons of songs. Well, do the kids
have any personal problems?

928
00:43:02,826 --> 00:43:04,393
We don't really know.

929
00:43:04,428 --> 00:43:05,795
We don't spend too much
time talking to them.

930
00:43:05,829 --> 00:43:07,663
Well, you should.
Get to know them.

931
00:43:07,698 --> 00:43:12,634
Because one day, they may be the
best friends you've ever had.

932
00:43:14,433 --> 00:43:19,248
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